-J H'.t.t. . .. .. '
BLOOMSIlllltO, COLUMBIA COUNTY Ta
CT033 FISIiTTI3Sra-
Tho .lobbing Department of thn cot.tmnttN I vrv
rompletn. findour.Job lTinllnft will comrnm
biy with that of thn large rltleV All WorK rionn Sn
demand, nciUlyand ntiiiodorato prtcoa on
rnopnssioiut, cauds.
n B. UUOCKWAY,
J ' A T T 0 II N 13 Y-A T-L A W,
CoioinuM unt.niNo, Bioorajburg, r.
,Mcmbr of tho libit.',! states Uv Association,
collections made in any part of America or Buropo.
WALLKIt,
Attornoyat-Tliaw.
Office, second door from 1st National Hank.
BLOOMSBURO, TA,
N
U. FUNIC,
Attornoyat-Lnw,
BLOOMSBUItU, TA,
Office tn Knt'a Uciuiinj.
c
B A W.J.IIUCKALEW,
ATTOUNKYS.AT-LAnV,
tiloomsturg, ra,
office on Main Street, first door below Couttllouse
TOIIN mTcM-AUIC,
' ATTOUNEY.AT.LAW,
lllooineburg,r.
ofilce over sen lylcr's Ilnrdwaro store.
ft. It. MTTI.K. tWR'T. H. MTTt.K.
Tj1 II. ft K. K. TiTTTlYE,
1 J ATTOHNICYS-AT.T.AW,
liloomsburg, l'a.
ATTOHNKY-AT-TAW,
onieeln Urowcr'sbulldlnir.FiPoond flnor,ronm No.
1.
liloomsburg, l'n.
13
FRANK BAKU.
Attornoy-a,t-Tjaw.
w.ooMsnunci, ta.
offlco corner of Centro and Main Streets. Clark's
Building.
(Inn bo consulted in Gorman,
Q.HO. E. KIAVIiLL,
ATTORNE Y-A T-L A W,
COT.UMBIAM Buiuuno, liloomsburg, l'a.
Member of tho United States Law Association.
Collections mado In any part ot America or Europe
S. KNOHU.
L. B. WINTKH9TKKN.
Notary 1'ubllc
KNOItH & WINTEBSTEEN,
Attorneys-at-Law.
omco In llartman's lllock, Corner Main and Mar-
kct streets, liloomsburg, l'n.
3y-Pensio and HounUcs Collected.
fySXShV.. WIRT,
J- ... . i ....
Attorney-ai-uaw.
... i ii.A,..in lll.inlr nn rinm ImlmV f Ml IIM til iN I
r.uiuunf;
.nir.'itiTfttn 11 t
Jl-UUJlOlUULt, i. iv
QUY JACOI1Y,
Attornoy-at-law,
DLOOMSIIUiiO,
onico In II.. I. Clark's Winding, stcoud lloor, over
llolTiinn's Hour aim reeu sioro.
Oct. 8, '60.
j" II. MAIZE,
.ATTORN EY-AT-LAW
AN!)
JUSTICE OF THE PEACE.
ortleo In Mrs. Ent's Building, third door from Main
street. Jlliy 20,'M.
1 K. OSWALD,
.lJl
Attornoyat-Iaw,
lacksnn I!uildiii(,', Itoomn -1 aiitl ft,
Mayo, '31. HEUWIPK.l'A.
WM. L. EYERLY,
ATTOHNEY-AT-LAW,
Catawlssa, l'n.
(;oilectlons promptly mado nnd remlttod. omco
ATf II. WIAWN,
'aTTOUNE Y-A T-I j A W ,
Catnwlssa, l'a.
onico, corner of Third and Main Streets.
A
I,. FRITZ, Atlorney-:it-Lnw. Office
. in Columbian minding, juu
TTV IITTfM.'TVmT A Af A llnrnnr.nl. Ijir. Of-
lV.llco, llrockwaj's llulldlng, 1st lloor, Ulooms
hurg, I'enn'a. may I. w'-t t
c
11. UAKKI.EY, Altoniey-at-I-aw. Office
, lu Ilrowcr'8 building, vnd sury, ltooms 4 & S
J
B. ROBISON, Attorney-at-Law. Office
' In llai'tmnnMhiillrllTitr 1n1ll StrWlL .
IU 11IH UUUJ U
D
K. WM. M. ItEIJER, Burgeon nnil Physi
cian, omco Market all eel. ncarueiiuu
T R. EVANS, M. I).. Surgeon nnd Pliysi;
tj . clan, (Ofllco nnd itosldoncu on Third street
T I!. McKEIjVY, M. D., Surgeon and Pliy-
u sieian,norin sioti juain Bvreta, uc,ut min-v..
D
R. 3, 0. KUTTER,
1'UYHICIAN &S0HOEON,
omco, North Market street,
Oct. 1, 19.
Bloomsburg, l'a.
jQR. I. L. It A KB,
PUAOTIOAL DENTIST,
Main Street, opposlto Episcopal Church, llloorns-
UUIIj, l iU
iv Teeth extracted without pain.
Oct. 1 1819
W. I-I, HOUSS,
BLOOMSBURG, COL. 00. PA.
All styles of work dono In a superior manner, n ork
Kb imnouT 1'ain by tho uso of pas, and
neoof chargo vhen artlflclal teeth
aro Inserted,
onico over llloomsburg Banking ccmpany.
'Jo be open at nil hours during the day.
Nov. 9.Iy
MISCKLLAHKOUS
P M. DRINKER, OUNnnd LOCKSMITH.
(lowing Machines and Machinery"' a11 klni13 r0"
dilred. OrJCKA Housk Building, Bioomtburg, i-a.
7AVID LOWENHERO. Merchant Tailor
XJ Main St., abovo Contral liotei.
18. KUIIN, dealer In Meat. Tallow, etc.,
. Centro streot, botwecn Second and 1 bird.
JAMES REII.liY,
Tonsorial Artist,
b again nt Ills old stanil "nfler KXCHANOK (
ii-.i., uiiu hum u uauiu u pi wt;; ."'Vi.T. nf
SllOf. lie respectfully Eollclts the patronago of
July J6, "bO-tt
n day ana upwards Is easily mado w" v whilfmer
V". ""'" " ! St."5'"i,Sr ii.;.m mnk.
Iwt fortunes nt tbo business. Udles mako as much
as men, and young boys and girls mako gre ai Puy.
No ono who Is willing to work fi lb) to mako moro
inoney every day man can co rauuum "
ordinary employment, Tboso who entage a onco
ujiii .1... l a t.l... rQri tn mrMinn. AddrtaU IIAu
Ltt !o.. fortJinfl. Iltlce 001. J.'wi
m w Outnt freo tothosowho wish W engacp ln
V K n most tileasant and Pr"ta,1il01l'"VlcrS
tn) known. Everything now. capital iio ro-
1 j Still kVin AT T U S CO LUM U I AN Off ICS
J. 5J. BITTEHBEllDEn, "prlotors.
EXCHANGE HOTEL.
W. R. TDBBS, PROPRIETOR,
BMOKSBUflff. PA.
OH'OSITK COI'UT.llOU.MU.
b." f.""sarpless;
Cor. Centro and Hall ltoad sts., near L. U 11. Depot.
Lowest Prices -will not b: undersold.
Manufacturer of MINI! CAlt WHEELS, coal llrcak
nml ""dtfo Castings, Water l'lpos, stoves, Tin
ware, Hows, IKON FENCE, and nil kinds of Iron and
BranO.Etlngs.
Tho rriglnal Montrose, Iron beam, rlcht band
left hand, nnd sldo hill Blows, tho best In tho mark.
ot, and all kinds of plow repairs.
Cook Stoves, Itoom Slovcs, and Stoves for lieattntr
stores, tchool houses, churches, Ac. Also tho larg.
est stock tf reralrs for city moves, wholesale and
retail, such as Vlro Iirlck.tlrntes, Cross l'leccs, Lids
fte. &e., stovo l'lro, cook Hollers, skllllta, Cake-
l lates, large iron Kettles, t,w gallons to x barrels)
arm cells, sl:d Soles, Wagon lloxes,
"AUentown Bono Manure"
rLABTBIl, S.I,T, &C &c
Jan , 'sn-iy
HIDES.
Tho Highest Market Prico in Cash
l'AIDFOH ALL KINDS OP HIDES AT
A. SOLLSDER'S
I.cullicr anil SIioc I'linllng Store,
MAIN SrHEETjOlTOSITE Stonh Ciiuiich,
BLOOMSBUUG, PA.
Arrll 8, 'SO-ly
C. F. HARDER,
DEALEU IN
HARDWARE, CUTLERY,
PAINT, OIL AND VARNISHES,
rnnnTiri n i nrr TiTivmrt nn i rwnmrt
MIUUnS.oAon. DblN S KKA.nMu
' ' i
i I rill if I i
as tho cheapest for cash or
produce.
CATAWISSA, F-A.-
may o a m
N. S. TINGLEY.
Announces to thomibllc thatliolsrrenartd to do
all kinds of
Custom Tailoring,
promptly and at rcasonablu prices. Now Is the ben
son lur a
-NEW SPUING SUIT-
AndTlnglcj's Iho placo to get a proper lit.
Satisfaction Guaranteed.
Miop over lllllmeytr's flrocery, forcer ot Main and
Ceiitru sireels,
IHiUiMISlilimi, 1'A.
ah binH. nr wutriipR. (!lnrLs end Jewelry neat
ly repaired and warranted.
may ji, 13-u
SPRING AND SUMMER CLCTMNG
-)0(-
A. J. EVANS,
of New (locos, autllapicpurt'd tomakoup
SPRING AND SUMMER SUITS
For Men and Boys In the neatest manner and latest.
Styles.
GENTS' FURNISHING GOODS,
HatSi Caps, &c-
Alwosonhand. CnllondKxomlnc. EVANS' BLOCK
uorntr jiuin uim iiun mitxio,
DLOOIWCSDUKG, PA.
BLOOMSBURG PLANING MILL.
, .r.,.,i i,,.vi.,i. mil hn rinnlnc Mill on
ii.i .ni.Vkin .ri. i nifct-ciiibs eondlUou. Is nrepiti ed
to do all kinds of wmkln his line.
FRAMES, SASH, DOORS,
BUNDS, MOULDINGS.
FLOORING, Etc.
furnished at reasonable rrlces. All lumber used Is
WCll bcuaunvu uuu mwum uv ....... ..-
employed,
ESTIMATES FOE BUILDINGS
furnished on application. I'lnn" nml fptellleations
prepareu uy un mn-mmiwuii"ii,'"
llloonihbiirp:. l'a.
JjilKK
MRE INSURANCE.
CIIUISTIAN Y, KNAl'I', IlLOOMSUUItO, l'A,
I11I1TIH1I AMKHHIA ASSl'ltANCK COMI'ANV.
H1.1,1..1.. m "villlIINHItltANCK COMI'ANV.
NATIONAL FIltK INSURANCE COMI'ANV.
UNION IN8UHANCK COMI'ANV.
l hei-e oin couromnoKa aro well seasoned by ago
.,,, .., fin.i luLviiiifiVcr let bad a loss set
tled by any court of law, Their asset aro all Invest
ed lu soiin pucfBliusand r.ro liable to tho hazard
Of UK Only. nn M
as soon as determined by chbistuh V. Knapi, srKC-
II. AOHNTAND AnjbSTr-KlIlOHSSUBO, l'A.
Tho peoplo of Columbia oounty should patrontio
tno oeonoy whero losses If any are settled and paid
or ono of their ownemtens.
VMH DKALINQ
NO? l
B
F. IIARTMAN
AMirnrriAN INHURANCE COMPANIES:
Lycoming of Muncy 1'ennsylvnnla.
tiVriT i,,rtf,.n nf Vb-dufnbla, J
franklin, of " "
rennayivi"w
r .....hi r-.t Vnrlr. I'll.
Hanover of Now Vw.
Smce i on Marlmt Btrwl Na . llloouumurc, I.
ooUM.W-V.
C. 33. S-A.-VA.GKE,
IIEA1.KH IN
Silverware Watches,Jewolry.01ccks.&c
. THECREAT
MAN REMEDY.
1011
RHEttHATESH
Nouralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago,
Backacho', Soreness of tho Chost, Gout,
Quins, Soro Throat, Swellings and
Sprains, Burns and Scalds,
General Bodily Pains,
Tooth, Ear and Headache, Frosted Foot
and Ears, and all other Pains
and Aches.
No Preparation r n earth equals St. JAcnm Oil, as
a intff.gurr. f m;i nhd cheat Kxtcrnal Itcmcdy.
A trial entails but tho comparatively trilling outlay
of nil Vnm. and every 0110 Miflertng with pala
can have cheap and pnMtlve proof of Its claims.
Directions la Eleven Languages.
BOLD BY ALL DKUG0I8TS AND DEALERS IN
' MEDICINE,
A.VOGELER & CO.,
lUlUlmore, Mil., V. S. A.
Summer
Complaints
At tint Benson, various diseases of tho
lnmuls aro prevalent, and many liics are
InH lliroiigli lack of knowledge of a safo
mid Miru remedy. I'grhv Davis' Pain
K 11.1,1:11 is n aire euro for Diarrlicca, Dys
entery, fholcni, Cholera Morbus, Summer
Complaint, etc., nnd is perfectfy safe.
Head tho following:
llAiNimnioi-, N. V., March C2, 1881.
l'r.ltnT DlVls'i'AIN KlLLEn ntrerjalln loajforii
tiixtaiit nlic for t-ruuip oud inln in tho f toinach.
JOKKI'll liunuiTT.
NICHOI.VILLE, N. v.. Fib. a, l"l.
Tho rrry hmt nicllciuo 1 know of tor dypcnt'Ty,
cholera morbus, and crumps tn the Btomnch. Hft
iwa! It for i cars, and U Is ture cur every time,
Jomoii W. Dee.
Moikoon a, Iowa, March 12, lwl.
I havo iml nur I'ain Kili.lh in pevcro cach of
craiui'.collcnud cholera uiorbui,nnd It ifavo abuout
1;ih Uut rujlct. I, U. Calbwii-l.
CAnsnsviLin. (1a., Kcb. ss, issi.
For twenty years I haeuml your I'ain Killer
lu my faintly. Hao used It many times for lamel
roiiiilain'.K, anil it aliewi eurts. ould not feel sato
vlth uitalMiUoiiithohoiiso. ,J. 1). Ivie.
Haco, Mc Jan. Si, liol.
Ilaomedl'LnnvDVl;' I'AIN KlLLEiifortwelvo
jeatr. it is itt utife, ami rrllulle. No mother
thould allow it to bo nut of Uio family.
II. I. Nayxs.
Oneida, ,N. Y., l ei). I.
AVo beiran liclnir it nur tinrly yinrs nifo, and it
alsas irl(s Imine'lijUi rel'cf. onld hardly daro
to ko to lit.il n ilhoat a liottlo iu the Iioiih'.
W. O. HPEnnT.
CoNWAYIinno, 8. 0.,1'tb. !2, lwl.
Nearly e cry lonnly In this w.( tion kei jw a bottio
la tho bouse. Dn. 1. Sfor.TON.
IT. s Consulate,
OllEFFLP, ItllEMI-ll lHUSSlA.lVb. ft, 1S?1.
I havo known l'r.uiiv l wis Vain Ki i.li.k ulmoi t
from tho day it was l.itn,r.iicod,ancl alter jeara of
observation and uo 1 raard Its pretiuco lu my
boasehoMajuatrtiti "''' "-efa.(y.
I H l'olini, tl. H. Consul.
Ber.roN.oN.TitEN r, lo.
I bad Itfcn povcnl il-S'ii kullerlnir leicrLly Iroin
dlarrliHa.nmimt'aalo I with Intense rain, ybcu I
tried j our I'ain Killeu, and louuii nlnuj t m-tant
reUtf. II. .1. No'i.NK.
21 Movtaoce Sr., London, llso.
Dtirlnira rcslilencoi t twcuty.tlirra J o.irs In India,
I two iciven It lu many w.'s of iilarrlura, dyw'n.
tcry, uud cholera, and uecr knew it to fail to invo
rdicr, It. CLA11ID0E,
No family can safely bo without this
invaluable remedy. Its prico brings it
within tho reach of all.
l'or sale by all druggists at 2oc., 00c.
nnd SI. 00 per bottle.
l'ERRY D.'
WIS & SON.l'roprictors,
rroviucncu, it. 1.
mmrnrn
AND
Paper Hanging.
WM. F. BODINE,
HON ;tT.. BKLOW S-ECOND, BIX'OMblll 11(1, I'a
Is prepared to do all kinds of
HOUSE I"AINTINO
l'laln and Ornamental
PAPER HANGING,
BOTH DKCOUATIVB AND PLAIN.
All UlmlH of Furniture HcpsUre.
and litmlc as gooi as new.
NONE BUT FIltST-CLASS WOItKMEN EMI'LOVKD
Estimates IVTado on all Works
WM. V. HOD1NE.
I C. SLOili & BRO.
nB.ooiiisiinno,
Manufacturers of
Carriages, Baggies, Phaetons, Sloighs,
I'LATFOKM WAGONS, 40.
KlrBWlass work uiwaj a on band.
ItSl'AIUINd NEATLY DONE.
1'rloon rfdiiml to suit rhn tltnus.
PLUMBING. GAS PITTING,
STOVES and TINWARE.
,:o:
33. BROWEE
Has purchased thotstwk and H'iBlnet.sof I.Ilagcn
buch.ii'd Is now pupated todo all kinds of work
In bis line, numbing atu tics i nur.g nspeenmy.
Tlnwnre, stoves,
RjtfqES ND HeTeeIsj
In ngrcat variety. All work done by
EXPERIENCED HANDS,
Main Klreot corner ot Cast.
ui.oo.nsacriift, v..
Bireclioiis
ri VS
7?RPAMRvlA
l'or Catarrh
Hay Fever, Cold In the
liuud, Ac, Insert with
UttlH llriKer, a partlile
jf tho Balm lino tno
nostrils: draw strong
2& AV-f, C-rnkKAtDFIrVW
oreatlts through the
'MEAL f", if!
uoso. It will bo lib
01 bed, cleansing, and
healing tbo diseased
membrane.
pply a narllclo Into
if 1 irrtiiuunnt
tliu car.
KLY'S OltKAM BALM
llnvlnir rained an enviable local renututlon. dlspla
clng ul! oner preparations In thoMclnltyof dls
dlseovery. Is, on Its ineilts alune, recognised as a
wonderful remedy wherever known. A fair trial
will ronvlneo tho most bkepttcal of Ita curative
powers. It effectually cleanses tho nasal passages
or catarrhal viriw, euuMug neuiuiy beeix-uuna, ai
Iiiih iiiiiuininatlon and Irritation, iiolcclsllio mem.
branal linings of tho head from sddlllonalcolds,
completely heals the sores, nnd restores tho sense
of taste and smell. Beneficial ;rosu!ts aro realized
by a few applications. A thorough trentmcntasdl.
n ctcd will euro Catarrh. As a household remedy
for told tn tbo head It Is unequalcd. The balm Is
easy to tito uud agreeable, bold by druggists at 60
centa. On receipt of 60centa v 111 mall a package
Bonn lor circular, w iui iuu luiurumiiuu.
KLYU CI1EAM BALM CO., OwfgO, N, V.
Foil Balo In Bloomsburgbr Mover Bros., 0. A.ltlcltn,
N. J. Ilcndershott and J. II. Klnporis and by Whole
Baiu urugguis generauy,
Oct, VI, Vl-ly U
BLOOMSBURG, PA. , FRIDAY, JULY 29, 1881.
Poetical.
KAINY DAYS.
Thn spring day ro;o from her sleeping
In the deep, dim cavcrni ot mist.
With tho waiting world to to keeping
Her brief nnd beautiful tryst s
But hor sweet eyes opened weeping,
As tho Biinslilno her pale lids kissed,
And tliua sbo roso from her sleeping
in tho caverns of eastern mist,
Tho world hath dreamed ot tho meeting,
From tho first of tho farthcrost years,
But Iter hand was cold to hts greeting,
And her cheeks wero bitter with tears,
Ilorvolco was tho wind repeating
The pain ot tho heart that hears;
Bnt Iho world was gladot tho meeting
To tho last of tho lingering years.
For forth from her tears camo flowers,
And out of her grief delight,
And tliu buds swelled under tho showers ;
Tho blossoms, with sandals white,
Climbed up to their forest bowers,
.From tho broken seeds and night,
But who could foretell tho (lowers,
Or seo In tho grief delight.
ALMOND IlliOSSOM.
Love, will you yet regret tho Bowers that Ho
Scattered, nnd wet with tears from April's sky?
They nro not dead tho llowcrs can never die.
They aro tho gladness of n world unworn i
They sleep nnd waken with It, night nnd morn,
And laugh our dreams ot nutUnt days to scorn.
O'er tho wide gulfs that part us from tho past,
O er ruins of great works designed to last,
Tho lightly woven chain ot flowers Is cast;
And odors of old gardens, faintly blown
From legendary days and shores unknown,
Blend with tho brcatliot tboso our hands havo sown.
01 Milton's world how much was doomed to pass I
And yet wu linger on tho daisied grHSS,
And pluck the llowcrs ho plucked tor Lycldas,
And still tho sprlng-tlmo crowns a watting land
A tth tendir bloom. Nay, Love, 'Us you who stand
With almond clusters In your clasping hand,
And all tho sunset heaven behind 3 our head ;
'l is you must pass, an unknown way to tread,
And leavo the llowcrs. If I had long been dead,
Vet camo from sleep of twilight centuries,
Tho almond blossom 'neath theso vernal sklo3
Should welcomo mo again, but not your eyes.
Tho rosy petals, drifted on tbo breeze.
Might snow, as now, tho turf beneath tho ticcs.
As now? No, not as now. Because to theso
l'lnk sprays of almond, tor n little space,
Yo. r inuslug smile, your blossom-perfect face,
tllvu a supreme and solitary grace
Margaret Vtlcy, in Harper's Maijaz'mc fur
Avyust.
Select Story.
A FAMILY SBOBET.
Lady Eiistclmiiip was Uio widow of a
tfuntleinaii who hail owned 0110 of tho
tinust estates in tho English county of
Yorkshire. Sim was tho solo executrix
of her husband's property, which shu
held in trust for their only son. The
ago at which it should bu handed over
to him was not tho usual ago of twenty
0110 however, Iflit twenty-five.
At this age ho was also to receive
another fortune.betiueathed by un eccen
tric relativo in Scotland.and which, prin
cipal and accumulated interest, amount
ed to nioru than a million sleiling.
Tho 0110 peculiar condition about this
last bequest was that if tho young man
did not take possession precisely at 12
o'clock upon his twenty-iifth birthday it
was to revert to tho next heir named in
tho will, and between whom and the late
Sir Charles Eastchamp had existed a
life-long dislike amounting almost to
positive, hatred.
Tho young man, now Sir Henry, Itad
always had n - ii'.a'most amounting to
a passion.for travelling.iind when hu liatl
reached the ace of twenty throe had ao
coinpanied an exploring expedition into
the interior of Africa. Nearly two years
nrtssed without anv word from him
reached homo until, within a week of his
twenty-fifth birthday, ho returned, and
claiming hispropeity accord'ng to tho
condition of both wills,took up his rcsid
enco at the hall.
A mouth afterward Lady Eastchamp
was taken suddenly ill, and for several
weeks was confined to her bed with a
malignant fever.
During the whole timo sho was most
tenderly nursed by a young girl, her
adopted daughter.and thanks to her care
tho crisis of the fever was safely passed,
and the lady was on tho fair way to re
cover. For nearly a week theso favorable
symptoms continred, nnd hho was fast
approaching convalescence, when one
nicrning tliu nurse, awaKcinng irom ncr
loze in her chair, tound tno iaoy lying
dead and cold in her bed.
Tho alarm was given at once, and tho
phyKicians,liurrieilly siimmoneu.ticciarcd
that shu had died by poihon.
Laudanum was tho drug that nail been
used, and when the fact was learned that
the previous afternoon tho lady's adopted
daughter had lauehascd it in the adjoin
ing village, though not at onco brought
into custody, sue was piaccti uniier mrici
surveillance.
This adopted dauijliter whoso namo
was Clara Lowell, was a very beautiful
girl of not 111010 than eighteen. l'lio
lultl ot 0110 01 Her Jormer seiiooiniatcs,
who had died in giving her birth, Lady
Eastchamp had always treated her as if
sho had really been her own daughter,
um now the girl could not nave appear
ed 111010 inconsolable had sho in reality
lost a mother.
Notwithstanding her display of grief,
however, tho circumstances appeared
so strong against her that sho was ar
rested.
She admitted having purchased tho
laiidamuu,in compliance with Lady East-
champ's request, who had given tho vial
to her son. This however, the young
limn positively denied.
When asUeil why she Had not sat up
with tho siek lady as she had dono 011
previous nights, sho replied slio had
dono so until iz o ciock, wncu 11 wns nt
Lady Eastchamp's own request that sho
had retiied.
"As for any fuillier questions you may
ask," sho said firmly, "I will not answer
them. Though I may havo suspicions,
I do not know anything except that I am
innocent.
Shu adhered (irmly to her resolution of
silence, anil tho strictest examination
could notextoit an answer from her.
Her obstinaov, however, had bat the
effect of confirming tho magistrates iu
their heliet 111 her guilt, nnd hIio waa
consigned to prison to await her trial,
Though such was tho effect upon tho
magistrates, there was 0110 lierson who
thought differently. This waH 11 young
detective who had been gent from Scot
land Yard to work up tho case, and bis
beliot 111 tho girls innoccnco was hrm.
"hho is hiding somo family secret, not
her own guilt," he said to himself ; nnd
procmlinp; to tho prison lio tried to on
gago her in conversntioii, in tho hope
that somo chanco word would nivo him 11
cluo to tho solution of tho mystery.
in tins lioiio lie was doomed to disap
poiidment, how-over, for tho girl ltlt
remained (Irmlv reticent, and nuito dis
couraged, ho returned to tho hall, but
with an idea Hint had before occurred to
him takitit; moro definite shaiio in his
brain.
"If I could but imauino a motive." ho
said to himself, "I would say it was the
son who was guilty; but, no, thcro could
Do 110110 possible.
Still tho idea would not bo banished
from his mind nnd, remaining nt tho hall
for two days longer, he watched tho
young baronet night and day, but with
out finding tho least confirmation of his
suspicious.
Ho was on tho point of giving it up
in bitter despair, when, on tho evening
before tho funeral of the murdered lady, 1
a noto wns brought to him. '
It wns from the Eastchamp family
lawycr,and contained about half a dozen
words :
"Cotno to my office at once."
Rewarding tho messenger with a small
coin, tho detectivo nt onco started to
obey tho lawyers sumnion's.
lie found him waiting for him with
a Hushed faco and excited manner, and,
seizing him by the arm, ho dragged him
toward the inner ollice.
"A most extraordinary thing," ho said
"Marvelous I"
llcforo tho detective could reply thoy
had passed into tho private ollice and
found themselves faco to faco with .1
young man whoso resemblance to thu
young baronet was so remarkable that
involuntarily ho exclaimed,
"Sir Henry Eastchamp 1"
"Yes," the young man answered, "the
real one. You are, I understand a de
tective. Explain "
An involuntary exclamation from the
detective's lip, as tho truth llashed upon
iiim.intciTtipied the sentence.
"Idiot I" he cried, "not to have thought
of it before. I seo it all now."
Then addressing thu young man :
"l!ut how do you, b'u-, explain your
absence at tho time when you should
havo appeared in person to claim your
legacy'"
"Simply enough. I was with an ex
ploring expedition in Africa, I was taken
prisoner by the natives, and kept in cap
tivity for over a year. As soon as I
escaped I mado tho best of my way homo
only to find another man had stepped into
my shoes.
"And did you send no word until your
arrival 111 iMiglnim?
"Yes. I telegraphed to my mother from
Aden.
"And that was ?"
"A week a";o to day.'
"And you have reached homo several
days sooner than you expected when you
telegraphed .'
"Yes."
Tho detective could not ru train from
an expression of pleasure
"It grows as clear as noonday," ho said.
"It was tho following night your mother
was inurdr et!
Ho was silent for a mcment, evident
ly thinkini' deeply. Then he asked:
"Is there any one at tho hall any old
servant that has known you from child
hood!
"YeSjSeveral. There is my old nurse,
Esther, besides
"That will do," the detectivo interrupt'
ed : "let us lose no time, but go to the
hall. AVc may bo too lato as it is.
His enthusiasm and energy wero not
without their effect upon li'm companions,
and iu silence they followed his instruc
tions. Without a word they followed
him from tho office, and, hailing a pass
ing carriage, entered it, and were driven
to tho hah.
At the park gates they alighted, and
proceeding to the hoi'se, entered by tho
servant's door.
"Whero is Sir Henry t" tho detective
1 asked one of tho servants.
"In thu libri' y.sir," tho man answered;
"but ho is busy, and does not wish to be
disturbed to night."
"It is no matter," tho detective said ;
"send his old nurse, Mrs. Esther, there
at once."
After giving his command he passed
rapidly along tho passage and up the
staiicase, still followed by tho lawyer
mid his companion, until ho reached tho
library door, which, without knocking,
ho opened and entered tho room,
Tho supposed baron was seated at an
escritoiro writing, and nt tho intrusion
looked np with a haughty frown on his
face.
"What does this mean V hebegan,bnt
before ho could finish tho sentenco tho
detective had reached his side, and laid
his hand upon his arm.
"It only means," he answered, "that
the rightiul heir has como to claim his
owiand.Ijan officer of thn detectivo force,
iiriebt you for tho murder of Lady East
champ.''
A cry 01 dcf-pair uroko iroiuuio npsoi
tho arrested man, but with a sudden leap
he wrenched himself from tho detective's
grasp, whilo his hand sought his breast.
Thinking ho was about to draw some
weapon,thu detectivo's hand also grasped
Jus revolver, but before lie nail done so,
tho prisoner's hand had again been
taken from his breast and raised to his
month.
Tho sound of breaking glass as a vial
was crushed between Jim tcctli, caused
a malediction to leave tho lips of tho de
tective.
"Ho lias escaped us," ho cried, with
chagrin.
"ch, tho prisonerniiBwereiLinn voice
of despairing triumph, "I havo escaped
011. in a lew moro moments 1 will be,
ih, heaven 1"
His voico died away in a choking sob,
and ho fell, faco downward on tho
lloor.
Almost nt tho samo moment tho door
of the liliiary again opened, and an old
woman ot moro than Kixty entered. J'or
a moment sho stood as 0110 bewildered,
and then quickly advanced to whero tho
leal baronet was standing.
"An, niastor uonry, sue said, "it is
you indeed. My poor.dcar mistress never
would neiicuo you wero dead, and it was
that you niighi havo your own when you
camo homo that sho got another to take
your placo.
J he tlireo listeners stood nstounded at
tho secret her words revealed as alio went
on to tell how,HOoner than allow the be
finest to pass in tho hands of her bus
baud's enemy, Lady Eastchamp had pro
cuied a substitute to represent her eon.
They also understood how, learning thnt
tno real ncir wns niiout to return home
tho impostor had sought to confirm his
claim to tho namo and lortuno gamed by
fraud, by a 6till darker crime.
lie wns lrco irom human punishment
m . . .
now, however, for tho ioi,son ho had
swallowed was almost instantaneous in
iltl effect, and ho was dead. Miss Lowell
wn of coui-so at once released from pris
on, and a year or two later became Lady
Eastchatnp. Tho suicide of tho impos
tor satisfied the public inind, nnd beyond
1 lavorod low outsido the lnnks ol the
secret service, no one ever knew the
darker similes of the family secret.
(letting Siuarc with tho Governor.
Old l'iinglcup,tho wholesale merchant,
was very much annoyed nt tho manner
in which his ofllce,down 011 Front street,
wns invaded by his daughters, whoso
filial nffection impelled them to drop in
every timo they wero down town and
wanted to buy something, winch wns
six days in the week; so hu at last posted
a sign :
"No admission except 011 business.
011 the door of his private saiictiini,which
lad the ellect ot keeping out tho femin
ine invasion to a considerable extent.
All tlueo of tho Piinglciib girls had
beaux, however, and as old 1' made
it a point to fuss round in tho parlor a
good deal iu the evening much to the
detriment of tho festivities, they deter
mined to get oven on the old gentleman.
And so tho other evening, when Ptiiiglcup
ad got through reading Ins paper, anil
concluded to look in on tho young peo
ple, lie wns astonished to behold 011 tho
larlor door a placard bearing tho follow
ng inscription :
"No admission except 011 business."
Old P rubbed his spectacles,
scratched his head, nnd repaired to thu
bacK parlor door, where tho same legend
stared him in tho face. He'rapped loud
lv, and, after striving to bo heard over
tho rattlo of voices inside, the door was
opened a brief inch, and a sweet voico
said :
"Private session of tho Hoard. Come
round in tho morning."
Alter which Mr. 1' abstractedly took
in the mat, turned down the hall gas,and
went up to bed 111 a brown study,
A Funny Old Story.
Tom Marshall was engaged in the case
of a trial iu tho interior of Kentucky,
when a decision of tho Judgo struck him
as so bad that he rose nnd said:
There never was such a ruling as
that since Pontius Pilate presided on tho
tliu trial ot Uhrist.
"Mr. Clerk," responded tho Judge "fine
Mr. Marshall $10 for contempt of
Court."
"I confess, your Honor," continued
Tom, "that what I said was a little hard
on Pontius Pilate, but it is the first time
iu tho history of Kentucky jurijirudenca
that it is held that to speak disrespect
fully of Pontius Pilate is contempt of
court."
".Mr. Clerk, make the fine for a
continuous contempt," said the Judge,
solemnly.
"Well, Judge," Tom added, "as you
won all my money last night at poker,
lend mo tho twenty."
"Mr. Clerk," cried the Judge, hastily,
" emit tho line. Tho State can afford to
lose thu money belter than I can."
i.T ,.nn..,i I, f', v
-1 v.,.,,s. ...u vun ,,., ,,o
111 to a sane condition, ' said loin, re-
tur
sumiiig his seatamid roars of laughter
The Capital.
uiitciJMs'i'ANTiAi, ii.viiknci:. A lawyer
in Central New Yotkgivestho following
account of one of his first cases:
"My client sued a neighbor for tho al
leged killing of a favorite dog. The
proof consisted in the mysterious disap
pearance of thu animal, and the possess
ion ota dogs skin by tho defendant,
which, after considerable argument, was
brought into court in c .'deuce. It
was marked in a singular manner
md was positively identified, with many
teais, by the plaintiffs wife and datight-
r as the undoubted integument of the
deceased Hose. In stimuli lg up to tho
iury, l was 111 tho midst ot a highly col
ored picture ol the virtues ot the deceas
ed, and ot tho love of the children for
their four-footed friend, when I was inter-
upted by u slight disturbance in tho
crowd near the door of tho littlo school
louse whieh served as court-house.
Looking around, I saw my client's young-
est son, a tow-headed urchin of twelve,
coning forward with a dog whoso skin
was the e ict counterpart ot the ono put
11 evidence. The dog wngKea his tail
with good-natured composure, and tho
boy cued, in lus childish treble, U'aw,
. -. . . .......
Hobo has como home.' I fathered un my
law-books aim retreated, and I have
never hnd perfect confidence in circum
stantial evidence since." Editor's
Drawer, in Jlitiier's Magazine fori
u UIJUU.
Tliu men of Ilillard, a small Wyoming
milling town on tno Union l'acilio Hail
road, werosnoilinir for :i snroi lint. lnnk.
ed tho money to pay lor it. At this
0 . 1 . ' r .
juncture tno passengers on a train were
hoiiihc'l at the sight ot a roiigli-looking
man bound last to it telegraph polo,
whilo a paity of miners were suspending
nooso irom a branch ot a tree. Thu
inaoner begged tho travelers to rescue
lini, but the miners said hu was n thief,
11111 nau justly neeii condemned to dentil,
It was intimated, however, that tho pay-
nient of $100, tho amount ho had stolen,
would securo his liberation. Tho money
was hastily contributed, anil the train
went on, carrying tliorcfccued man along
but ho jumped off at tho next station, and
got back to Ilillard in timo to takopait
:.. .1 1....
in tho revelry.
Piiucipnl 15. F. Stanton of the Afton
Academy tit Stillwater, Minn., had a
habit of making lovo to tho prettiest
girls among hisptipils. Onoof theobiecls
ui 11m iitteiitiuii uuiiiueti Ills Nineeiliy,
r i.t.. i..i.....i 1.!. .....-
aud demanded that ho hod to bo photo-
(juiphed 111 tho act of kissing her. Ho
submitted to this test, nml sho carefully
imt away tho picture. ller forethought
nas just been rewarded, hianton relused
to marry her. and sworo 111 eouit that his
relations with tho complainant had al
ways neon diguincd ami distant. Then
tho photograph wns put 111 evidence,
1 ho jury found ngainst him.
Do you understand tho system of the
New York detective? It's something
liko this: If ho wants to catch n fish
he'll skirmish round till he finds the dry
bed of n brook. That is a clue. And
he'll monkey round that clue, trying to
find out what btcamo of the water with
the fish in it until tho fishing season is
oyer, and tno law steps 111 nnd prohibits
his catching fish any wny. l'rovideiice
Journal.
A hoisu dealer was asked if an animal
whieh hu offered for sale was timid.
"Not nt all," said lie; "ho often passes
many uignm ny iiiiusuii 111 uio Kjnvjc,
THE COLUMBIAN, VOIi. XV. NO. 80
COLUMBIA DKMOOKAT, VOL, XLVI, NO, I
Facts Concerlng Jay (louhl.
The other morning whilo Mr. Cole,
tho proprietor of tho coming circus nnd
iiiemigerie of that name, was picking hii
teeth on tho sleps of tho Hum house, it
tall, Btiu.buriied, bald-headed tun ti, with
pine burrs iu his clothes nnd n stick of
sassafras in his mouth, approached and
said:
"15o you tho wild animal man, mis-
tei-7
Tho proprietor of tho "Drutbln Main,
moth Mastodon Aggregation," ndinlttcd
that such was tho fact.
"Then." proceeded tho partv from the
mountains, "I think I'll get you to make
an oiler lor a largo sized healthy Uali-
forny lion I'vo got.
"Good specimen, cht" asked tho circus
man.
"Good? Well I should say so. Meas-
ures eleven feet from the tip of his nose
to the tip of his tail. Caught him my.
self when a cub. Just four years old
to-morrow."
"Hum Good appetitoi"
"Appetite'f Great Scott. appetitoi
Well, I should smile that's just the
point that's just why I'm parting with
Jay I call him Jay Gould becauso he
takes everything in. If it wnsn't for his
appetite, and the queer little things it.
makes him do, I wouldn't part with him
for a fortune."
"Savage, cht"
"Well, no; 1 don't exactly know as I
could call Jay savage, exactly sorter
uibbish though, may be. Ho has a kind
er habit of gnawing up things, so to
speak. Iu fact the neighbors I live up
at Madder's Peak have gotten to be so
fussy and particular of lato that I can't
so much as unchain J. G. for a little
fresh air without their getting grumpy
over it!"
"There's no pleasing somo people,"
said tho hippodromer.
"1 should say not. Now, f'rinstnncc,
'bout three months after Jay got. to be
as big as a boarding houso sofa, I came
home one day from a picnic nnd found
ho had eaten up old Aunt Marin, who
had been left at home to mind tho house
leastwise sho was nowhere to bo found:
and as Jay Gould seemed sort of bulgy
like, and kept coughing up hairpins and
false teeth for a day or two, wo kinder
suspicioned tho whole thing."
"Maternal aunt?" inquired the show
man, thoughtfully.
"Exactly. My wife took on dread
fully at first, and wanted mo to shoot
Jay right off. Hut 1 told her that ho
probably suffered a good deal as it was,
and that as most likely hed catch rheu
matism and things from tho remains,
we'd better call it square."
"And did she?"
"Well, she kinder got reconciled after
awhile, especially as Jay seemed fond of
playing with the children. Ono morn
ing soon after that, my wife's mother
wholo family lived with me, you seo
didn't come down to breakfast. As
all her false hair was hanging over a
chair back, and Gould crawled out from
under the bed licking his chops, and with
hl tnnrrnn n. fnml ileal flnntpd mnt.hflr-
I . , , . -.
nl.iaw was always inning tilings lor me
liver eomplaint we saw at once it wns
another visitation of Providence, and
that the heavy band 01 aitiiction was
again upon us."
"Looked that way, didn t HI
"Well, as you may suppose, tho old
lady that's my wife pranced around a
loader right away. Hut just then there
arrived a gol
1 i.-i -.,i r "... o n rt
L a guiu iiii-wui iiuui uiu o. a . v.
A. society, awarded on account of my
forbearanco in tho Aunt Maria business,
and so' I got her calmed down after
awhile."
"Pacified her, eh?"
"l es; 1 managed to arrrango a rc
pnevo lor .lay, someitow. 1011 seo 1
was always awtul tonil 01 pets and ten
der hearted and all that, youutidcrstnnd.
I nrmied that the poor animal didn t
know that ho was doing wrong merci-
ful man is merciful to his beasts, etc.etc.
That smoothed things over for another
month.
"Wht happened then?"
"Well, ono day I sent loinmy, our
youngest boy, down to tho store for
0"io sugar, and ho took Gould along for
company, iiow, wueiner il was oecauso
-"v was mnu ui suir or nut 1 uout,
know, but ho camo home alone, and as
I 1: . 1 i- .1 r 1.:..
wo noueeu a kiu 01 uuigu on ihh nun,
about as big as Tommy, we concluded
that the dread archer had marked anot ti
er Skidtnoro my name is Skidmorc for
his own. The whole family took 011 liko
mad, aud Mrs. Skid was about to shove
tho powder keg under J. G. and touch it
oil herself, when 1 pointed out that it
wouldn't do to desecrate our offspring's
tomb in that way. no I uiit had tho
burial service read over tho lion and tied
1 it- i. t . 1 ... .
crapu iirouiiu 111.1 uecK lor tinny tiays.
" "" wmuii--
"After that you kept tho animal
chained.
Well, no. The fact is I selout to get
a chain several times, but 0110 thing and
another prevented, until one day last
week I actually missed the old lady her
sou. 1 iookcii around ior ncr lor a
couple of days, whet: somehow of a suil
den I sorter lnlcntioued whero sho was.
I gave Gould about halt a pound of
cmetio right away, but all we could get
out ot him was a pair ot high-heeled
shoes and a chost protector. It was too
late too late! Wo put tho shoes and
I it m 1 1 1
iiiiugN 111 11 i-oiiin, uuu ii.m
Jay
led be-
hind tho hearso to tho cemetery. Wnut-
ed to havo as much of tho oornso present
as possible don't you see. Wo had thu
animal nil decorated with llowcrs and
things, as lino us you pka-se. Folks
1 : .....!.!..... t.:... .1....
1 f-'V iv w.im uiu uuiuuu'm. hum" huh. over
took place in them part?," and the be
reaveil husband sighed heavily.
"Don't wonder you want to sell the
beast," remarked the menagerie man uf-
tin-11 nnnse.
"Well. I soiler, do, and I suiter don't,"
- Uaid Mr. Skidmorc, nbstrnoiedly. "There's
so many memories and things cliHteiin;
around J. G, seems kinder liko parting
wjt, one's burying lot, as it were. On
tho other hand, though, now that the old
I lady is gone, 1 sorter feel as if tho in-
I Hect hail well, had outlived his useful-
I ik'b so to speak. So suppose I just have
this box hauled around to your show
I this afternoon, and see if wo can't strike
a bargain."
"All right," said tho malinger, "I'm
going up to Si.lt Luko after awliile, and
I perhaps 1 can woik mm oil lor big
I money to some of the Mormon elders."
I "There's a mint of coin in him as u
family pet, said tho other earnestly.
I And' after strikiur? tho circus nronrio.
I tor for a season dead-head, tho widower
I shouldered his umbrella and drifted Bad-
1 iv down hireei.- tsan, jf rancwo 4 '?,
u n sm tM ir
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Odd Items.
A man bewails his lot when it's threo
feel under water.
A cat in the hand is worth two or
thieu 011 the roof of tho hhed.
a niiTicm.T iMtoiar-.M koilvki).
Ambition, competition nnd over-exer
tion use up tho vital powers of men and
women, so mat a desiro lor stimulants
seems to be a natural human passion, and
drunkenness prevails on nccount of this
necessity for bodily nml mental invigor-
ntion. Parkers Ginger ionic fairly
solves tho dillicull problem nnd has
uroiigni ncaitii umi nappiucss into many
desolate homes. It does not tear down
an already debilitated system, but builds
it up without intoxicating. juiguircr
Seo other column.
mm, ,ii,.i., ui,n,,.a fnllimr
Lrr Mo.0 i,oltiM l0 ti.10 !U.hcr than
ever.
may ki:vi:u.
For twenty-five vears I havo been se
verely alllicted with Hay Fever, and havo
tried many remedies without relief. Whilo
suffering intensely 1 was induced, through
Mr. Ticheuor's testimonial, to try Ely's
Cream Halm. The immediate effect was
marvelous. I have been exposed to heat,
draughts and dust, and havo escaped a
return attack. I pronounce Ely's Cream
Halm a cure for liny lever. Wlliam 1.
Carr, Presbyterian Pastor, Elizabeth N. J.
Having been alllicted with Hay Fever
for years I gave Ely's Cream Halm a
trial; was much benefited if not perman
ently cured. I have had no real attacks
since using it E. II. Hauch, Editor Cur-
boii. Coitnti Democrat, Matich Chunk,
l'a. Price M cents.
A Providence girl on being told that
her false hair was coming olf, replied
that it was no such thing, as sho didn't
wear false hair. And then she went and
looked in the mirror.
NOT A llKVIllt.Mli:.
I'hev aro imt a beverage, bul a med-
ioine, with curative propel ties ot tho high
est degree, containing no poor whiskey or
poisonous drugs. They do not tear down
in nlreadydebiiitaK'd system, nut mum
it up. Ono bottle contains more hops, 1. c.
more real hop stro-igtu, than a barrel 01.
ordinary beer. Every druggist in Hoch
ester sells thcin, and the physicians pre
scribe them." Jiecnhui Ernrata on
Hop Hitters.
What is it wo all liko to possess and
yet always wish to leavo behind us? A
good character.
WINE KOIt INVALIDS.
Tho Port Grape Wine of Now Jersey
is the best medicinal wine in the market,
ind it is said that the vintage of A. bpeer
far excels any other produced. It is heavy
n body, rich in llavor and well adapted
for Bicklv persons and for general family
i,-"-.". 1... o a in..:... 'n...
USU. A1 Ul tt.llU J. JV. llll-uu, .l-.!
Hloomsbiirg Pa.
When n thief steals five cents ho don't
think half the dime that some day old
I til-lo 1,1m
fa- '
orr of souts.
Many.persons complain of not feeling
well; and, through not absolutely sick or
in pain, are perpetually in a state of dis-
comlort caused by the digestive organs
not properly performing their work. To
cont'd tho disordered condition of tho
stomach and restore health, take a half-
tablMpoonfiil of Simmons Liver Legula-
I tor alter uacii me.11. irvuus iiueiy vw
1 . , , . . , , .::. ,i
imiio cat name, lonio sum aiieniuvu auu
it will convince you that 110 ono can
take it and remain long unwell. For salo
bv C. A. Kleini, Druggist, Hloomsbiirg
Pa.
A cynical old batchelor says that "lov
ers are like armies; tnev gel along wen
enough till the engagement begins.'
okandmotuku
Used to say: "Hoys, if your blood is out
of order try Hurdock tea;-' and then they
bad to dig tho Hurdock and boil it down
111 kettles, mnkii
a nasty finclling de-
coction; now vou
cet r.U tho curative
propel ties put up in a palatable form in
Hurdock Hlood Hitters. Price 1.00, trial
size 10 cents.
An Irishman who was found guilty of
stealing coffee, was asked by tho Magis
trate what ho did with it, "Mado tay
with it," was tho reply.
Geo. Meredith, Jciscy City, writes:
" The .Sluing Hlossom you sent mo has
had the lmjipitst effect on my daughter;
her headache and depression ol spirits
has vanishi d. She is again able to go to
school, and is as lively as a cricket. I
shall ccitainly recommend it to all my
lriends. J'rue Jill cents, trial bottles iu
cents.
A very disagreeable old gentleman
dies. A nephew, charged with tho duty
of preparing his epitaph, suggests:
' 'Deeply regiettcd by all who never knew
1 him."
Wo havo no hesitation whntever in
recommending Dr. Hull's Haby Syrup
forchildien teething or suffering from
Wind Colic, Diairhcea or Dysentery.
A newly married couplo riding in a
carnage wtie overturned, whereupon a.
stander-by said it was "A shocking
sight." "Yes," said a gentleman, "to seo
those jiih wtdded tnll out so soon.
vinrri: .w;knovi.i:iiu:i).
Mis.Irn Mulholland, Albany, N. Y
writes: "For several years I havo suffer
ed irom oii-ieciiriing unions neatiacnes.
dyspepsia, uud efunplniuts peculinrtoiny
sex. hinei' usn g j our isurdock Hlood
Hitleis I nni entirely relieved." Prico
$1.00, trial sizo 10 cents.
Tho fool gocth out iu a sail boat when
ho doesn't know a boom from abreaker.
but the wisu man picks up pebbles on
tho shore and nu ts with thegul 111 n pink
dress.
Thn harsh aspect of tho autumnal gray.
which hctukuus tho shady side of lite, isi
easily modified by tho use of Aycr's Hair
igor.
A school teacher in Iowa hud the debt
of tho world all nicely figured up to
cent, when u Chicago man got trustetl
to a codlish, and forgot whether it cost.
17 or 27 cents. It was nwlul, mean ou
tho schoolmaster.
Emilo Giradin, tho great French Jour
nalist used to riso at four ei'clock eveiy
morning. And now ho is dead. It is iw
sad, sad lesson, but let us not forget Hu
warning. Let us lay our hands 011 our
respective hearts and nay that rather that
imituto his faults, if it is iiecefsiiry for
us to bu up at 4 a. 111., wo will sit up to.
iu To riso at it ah, this too, too; it is
o0i4tily too. Zturlinyton Ifawkcge.