c vfatiMiiivr i yAe doltiiilDiiiii. OOtCMMA 6KU0C1UT, STAtt OK TttR NOHTIf, And COLUM- MlN, CONSOLIDATED.) Imm1 Wfdil, rrcry I'rlilny innrnlnt, nt iimjumsiiuko, uumjmiiia COUNTY. VS.. T TWO woroi.t.Aiwncrycnr, no cents iliicrmnl nllowM nttttd In nufftnen. Tn nu'iu'riitf.ra mit h... when county ttio tcrmi nro M rer ronr, strictly In whatm. rirfjo paper ilivonllnuM cxcc;iut tho option ol tho tmbllstiers, until nil nn nrnires mo iialil. wit ions.' conflnnM credit will not Ixi trtwm. 1 ' Allpnpers ncrilpiitof thoNtfttoor to rtuuint pmt omccamiisttwnnldforlnnrtranco, tinlen n. rmnon. Blblo person In Columblix county assumes to pay tho gutnorlptton duo on demand. POSTAOK U no longer exacted from subscribers In Uio county. croze iPisiiTinnsro. The .robblnit Department of tho Oot.tJuntAN ti very complete, nnd our Job runtlnx will compara f.ivor.v bly wit i that ot tho lnntc cities. All worK dono on demand, neatly and at moderate prlcoa. LA.WYE1W. p B. imOCKWAY, I n m k m r AllUUfltil "A 1-lj A W, Colcmiun licitbtKa, Utoomburer, fa, Member of tho l'nlte.1 States Law Atsociatlon, Collection, made in any part of America or Europo. OCl. I. Ul, K. WAI.LKK, Accornoy-nfjuaw. omce, Second doorfrom 1st National Dant. ULOOMSIIUHO, vs. ttn. 11. 1379 N U. FUNIC, Attorney-nt-Law, DLOOMSIllKa, FA. omcetn Rut's UctLDiKd. 1 & W.J. BUCK A LEW, ' ATTOtlNKYS-AT-LAfV, Uloomsturg, ra. omce on Malu Street, first door below Courtllousf JOHN M. CLARE, ATTOUNKY-AT-LAW, cioom8burer,ra. OMce tirer Schuyler's Hardware store. BILLMEYER, ATTOItNKr AT LAW. OFricK-In narman's Uulldlne, Main street, llloomsburff, l'n. b. it. urns. IIOB'T. II, MTTLK. E. II. ft R. K. LITTLE, ATTOHNKYS-AT-LAW, Hloomsbure, Fa. c. W.MILLER, ATTO UN E Y-AT-I.A W onicoln nrowor'sbulldlnir, second floor, room No. Illoomsbure, Fa. B. FRANK ZARR, Attornovn.t,-T inw. DLOOMSBURG, PA. omen corner of Ccntro nnd Main Streets. Clark's Uulldlns. (Jan bo consulted in German. Jan. 10, -s)-tt 1 EO. E. ELWELL, A T TO K N E Y-A T-L A W, coi-dmbian iicildiko, lsloomsburg, Pa. Member of tho United States Law Association. Collections made In any part of America or Europe oet. 1, 1S79. ... I H. WIKTEnSTKEN. " Notary Fubllc KNORR & WINTERSTEEN, Attornovs-at-Law. onico In Ilartman's Dlock, Corner Main and Mar ket streets, Bloomsburg, Fa. tSaHrPcnnons and Bounties Collected. pAUL E. WIRT, Attorney-at-Law. onico In llrowcr's Block, ono door below Columbian llutwinf,' I5IOOMSBURG, PA. July 10, 'so tt G UY JAUOBY, Attorney-at-Law', HLOOMSBUItQ, PA. onico in tho columuum nuiming, second noor. Oct. 8, '80. BLOOJISBURG DIRECTORY. FIIOFESSIONAL CA1SD3. Y BUCKINGHAM, Attornev-at-Lnw. Of- IV.nco, llrockway's iiuimin; 1st Uoor, Hlooms- burtf, Fenu'a. mny t, 'so-i 1 C G. BARICLEY, Attorney-At-Law Office llrowcr's building, snd story, Itooms 45 1 B. ROBISON. Attorney-at-Law. Office 1) . In Ilartman's building, Main street. D U. WM.M. REBER.&irgeon ami Pliysi- cian. ouico MarKet Jirect. near ciepou T R. EVANS. M. D.. Snrceon ami Pliysi- tl . clan, (onico and Itcsldenco on Third street T B. McKELVY. M. D.. Surgeon and Phy O . slclan, north sldo Main street, below Market. TR. J. C. RUTTER, niysiciAN sscnoKON, omce, North Market street, Bloomsburg, Fa. Oct. 1, no. D R. I. L. RABB, PRACTICAL DENTIST, Main Street. oDnoslte EnlscoDal Church. Blooms burg, Fa. if" Teeth extracted without pain. OCt. 1, 1819. T WILMOT CONNER, 51. D., PHYSI- IAN and HtlltflKON. SDecIat attention trlven tho DisuaSks nnd depkcth of tho liR. Kilt TnitOAT nnd kckoeky In nil Its varlors branches. TV Also carefully adjusts tho EYli with FhOFF.lt ULi.HS1.5. 810 a. tn. 31:30 p. ra. I 7 8 p. m. IIOUHS Wilkrnbiirrt', l'n! July Id, '8o-tf JAMES REILLY, Tonsorial Artist, s atjaln nt hl3 old BtAnd under KXCHANOD IIO. TEL, nnd has ns usual a FJItST-CLASS IIAIiBEIt HllOF. Ho rcspeclfullr soltelis tho patronauo of uta oiacusiomer una or tuo puouc t:eneram JalylO.'80-tf W. H, HOUSES, BLOOMSBURG, COL. 00. PA. All styles of work dono tn a superior manner, work warrameti as represcnteti, i bktu i.ATiit.t' mi without 1'ain by tho usu of fins, and frcoof charttu when oillllclal ucth aro Inserted. omco over Dloomsbure Bankluu Company.SSI lo be open at all hours during the day, Nov.g3.iy MISCELLANEOUS 1 M. DRINKER, QUN ami LOCKSMITH, sowing Machines and Machinery of all kinds re- dalrod. Or mi a Housk llulldlnt', Bloomsburg, Fa. AVII) LOWENBKRO, Merchant Tailor J Main St., abova Central Hotel. T 8. KUIIN, dealer lu Meat, Tallow, etc., X Centro stroot, betwocn second ana Third, OATAWISSA. "VTH-M. U. EYERLY, ATTOHNEV-AT-LAW, Catawlssa, Fa. collections nromntlv made and romittod. omco ODDOslte catawlssa UoDOslt Bank, em-33 H. KUAWN, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Catawlssa, I'a. omce, corner of Third and Wain Btreeto. F. . II.UVTMAN AMERICAN INSURANCE COMPANIES! i.ycomlne of Muncy Pennsylvania. North Aniclcau of l'L jlfilphla, I'a Franklin, of ' " Fonnsylvanlaof " Farmers of York, Pa. Hanover of New York. Umilmtlun nf ll uraco on Market Stmt No. t, hloomtoursr, Fa, O. E, ELV7ELL, 1 . . J. K. BITTEHBEHDER. f "oprUtorj. kUtMTOlt'S NOTICE. E3TATR OP OEO. CnKKCR, PRCRABF.il. Tl. i.nA 1 . .. ...... ..i vi..:." .o"1" "ur nnnoinioa uyino or pliant)' court of Columbia county, to dutrfbuto bal nnco In hands of m. Mnstellcr, atlintnlslmtor ot tteu. nreru. uecenfed, nsnppears by hi. Unit and llnal nrrnltnt fr, ni,l nntnnir Il.n i.i.tin. ..iln.j thereto, will Bit nthtsonico fii liloom,b.irt on Sat urdny, (ho loth day of April, 1891 nt ten o'clock a. in. to perform Iho duties of his appointment, when and wnero nil jiersnns havln? nny claim onsil.l fund will appearand provu tho simo or bo dobarrod from recclt Intf nny Bhoro thereof. , , It. II. L1TTI.K, fcb. 2fl.4w Auditor. HIDES. Tho Hlghost Markot Prico in Canh FAIDI'OK ALL KINDS OP HIDES AT I.cntlicr and Shoo FlutilngStoro, Main Srttr.nT, Oppositd Sto.st, Cnuncn, BL00MSBU11G, PA. April 8, 'so-iy w vl ,h,'." "'''""i.MillM'IIU MMIt.lt. kitiftllofttijHrijcrlr.the inarbet. Jo mi mlwr, ire -in ' it to Im rxnmUutl htjnrr toil VII flip II, TMn in Hi fan,,. Mrl. ,u tn rfonir.-i.lr flail f.,r CSfo. II Mwhliu'i. t.i 1 1 anti.il for Ihr T..r, K-i.l frttMir IlliiKlriitiHUir. cuur attkl 'fpHitmoiilitK a1.Iii. 11IAI1I.1N t.lrtllli) A til., 17 H.:(ttit,Ili.!iJt!-L, :i caw Fcb.lS'8M3w DR. lIUTGHfNSOM'S pa M? fjlj AtkflltlaiulTi lid Itt'intilt. i.Vniorrjitirirvmit iiltliefctiUimitmlkc ittlninuurc u uHiitmitrc lti vlrtuti. Wo liuvo hundred! of Ti-hlliiiunlalH. 10I. W tod III the lat l'i yi-iin, proving conclusively there h wt r .jicfi coital ti Dri UiititilnoitN 'orni l)i'st.iij-ir t' rcinove thu Worm, (nil kinds, J.v.un,, Sfiil. I111J, nnd 7'iijjci, Ihat lhfit the human Bvetvin. l:'inilct')ni hull Hicm nnd ulvo them to their f iifiirliii! p'lttcn!.. lUut U iv htuubiiQ of qttai-kmi about this tnorutumy rellnblo mollcliic. rrice, a.c. per box, A.V.WHIGHT 4 CO., Wholesale Drue gists, Market anj Front Streets, Philadelphia. feb'll, 'at-am To lTcrvous Sufferers Iho Great European Ro.T.caj. nn. j. n. Simpson's specihc MEmciuB. Dr. .1. II. Simpson's SdccIIIo Mcdlclno lsanosltlvn I kind, such as weakness and all diseases resulting from Nervous Debility, trrltablllty.Mentnl Anxiety, Clue for overoikijf bodv or brain or excess of utiv tlonul dorungcmeiils of tho nervous Bjstetn gen erally. I'nlus In tho muil'uoi'. LObtiiuac. Depression 01 so rits and tune. nacK or moo, losm 01 .Memo-y, I'rema tint lead tt consumption. Insatd ly iv-aiieuriy Rravi or both. Nomattei how (.battered tin system may be from iwcetsi-s of a 11 5 kind, a short course 01 this nn dlclno whTTetioro the lost runct ons ana rrocino uea 111 nnd iinnn ncss wncro ouioro was uosponaencv ana ginom. 'ino spe- ciuu ,iwni:iiiu is iitjiiK uivu tvim uuuctiui hucccss. get full partrlcuiar. I'amnuieiH Rent ireo 10 an. ruo iorinemaua for J3,i 0. Will bo tent, by mall on receipt of money. l'nce. neclIIC xi.uu licr nacKaee. or six mcKacrps Address all orders, .1. 11. wi.mi'son'sjvikdiuineco. tioi. 101 mm no .vain street, uunaio, M. v. JUO. 11, tilll ATitl PAin tTirr lotdler dlislledln 111 1 uiiiy, iiv acci.teut or GinerHiie. i)t lli:.M. tnnr khi.l.l.iMOf tliiK.'l-, I r i.li iLiti.il uu, ..11.111, (t l.unir 1 r urti-u.u Vi Iil viva . Ilia. IKiiilrm. tiitler new l.iw tli,msnnli nro tntlllvu to nil llUTCtsu i lun.lbn. WlJoUB.orihnnsnii.t di'lrnJent fatlura ir mutlicra if fdlJlcr (It I in ttiQ trmy pet a pcnilon. lttlllNTV Dii ch.np foruoiniri. InJnrlc cr rupture, 5lvc full Lniiniy, Seti.l V atAaill furciiy Vn.lr.ll nil 1 ItAlintv Art. Atlilre.t ,P. H.,FtIRornlfj ft Co., riJta Avbnti, ItKliniuixilfi. iixl, rcf.rto 1 .A.w.l'nU,, 1'rvs't hullniin Ilniklnv '.. ana It, lMCi-iint-lv I'rt.'t f, ntrnt ItatiK. tyth of IaiU.tuuiullo. 'r.mg ttnl pa.r all feb I, 'tl-3m -piRE INSURANCE. CHHISTIAN F. KN'AFr, DLOOMSBUKG.FA, liniTI.sn AMEUICA ASSDttANCK COMPANY. riKKM AN VIKKIKSKIIAN'CB COMPANY. NATIONAL FIIIB INSUHANCB COMPANY. UMUt J 0 u 11 A It v. u. v;ujui a,.1! 1. 'i lienn ni.n cnttronATioKS nro well seaioned by ago and kikk tested anil have never yet nao a toss sei tiAii ,v nnv pnnrt. nr law. Their nRscts arts all Invest ed In solid BECUKiTiEsand nro llaUo to tho hazard ofFiuKonly. .... , I.rmtpd vunwrTi-v nnrt rtONKSTLY adlustcd And Dald as soon as determined by ciikistian f. KNArr, bi'kc- AL AOKNTAND AllJOSTKItUIAJUJlBtiUliu, i A. tho Agency whero losses It any aro Bettlea And paid Tho reoolo of coiumma oouniy buouiu puirumw oy one of t noir own citizens. .., ......... n . n. 1. , . . , . ..... . t t 1 nwltwn $101 nmnf. fnmKiipfl tree. with full Instruc tions for conducting i most, prumuuiu linhinnsa that nnv ono can cntragn lu. Tim business Is so easy to learn, audour Instructions aro so simple nnd plain, that any one can mako great prollts from it i ery start. Ho ono can fall who is willing to work. W omen nro as suc- mstmi n. itii.i. iimn nnd utrlscnn earn large Bums. .Many have made at tho business ovir ono 'hundred ,i,,imru i n uinirin weeif. Nothliitr like It over kuewn .U " . " , . . ., , befoie. All who engngo nroturpnseu uviunuunu and rapidity with which they nro nolo to mako money. You can engage In thl3 business during ro iirnoai grtut imiui. uv. .V. "u l. I Dllal lu It. wo tako all tho risk. Thoso who need ready money, should wrltoto us At once, aii furnished free. Address Tiiue Co., Augusta.Malnc oet. lo' 'su-iy 8, F. SHABPIESS, Cor. Ccntro and Hall lload Sts., near L. & B. Depot. Lowest Price:- will n:t S3 undersold. - I Manufacturer of MINIS CAlt WHEELS, coal Break ei-Andllrldgo Casting, Water .Pipes, stoves, nn ware, Plows, IKON l'ENCH, nnd all kinds of Iron and Brass 0-times. Tho rrtKlnol Montrose, Iron beam, right hand left hand, and sldo hill Flows, tho best In tho mark-1 rt, and all klndj of plow repairs. Cook Stoves, F.oom Stoves, and Stoves for heating stores, tchool houses, churches, Ac. Also tho larg est stock of repairs for city fctoves, wholcsalo and rotall. such ns Flro Brlck.dtAtcs, Cross Pieces, Lids ic. &c., Stovo Ftpe, Cook Boilers, skllllts, cake- Platen, large Iron Kettles, 121) gallons to IJtf barrels) Faim Bells, Slid Solea, Wagon Boxes, "Allentown Bone Manure" PLASTElt, SALT, Ac, AC. janD.'so-iy C E. SAVAGE, PEil.EU IN Gilverwaro. Watcher, Jowolry.Clocks.c. All kinds of Watches, Clocks and Jewelry neat ly repaired and warranted, may IT, 'JS-tf B. C, SLOAN & BRO. iiooMsiirnG, pa, Manufacturers of Carrbgea, Buggies, Phaetons, Sleighs, FLATFOUM WAGONS, Ho, Ptret-clOM work always on baud. HKPAIKINCl NEATLY D3NK. Prteoa reducod to lult tho tlmea. I zttzt: -1 It laHrrtniwrr 'jfnWvuWrn Oh THE GREAT Xi'Olt lira av.cffii tlouratgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, Backache, Soreness of iho Chost, Gout, Quinsy, Soro Throat, Swcllinns and iprains, liurns and Scalds, Genera Bodily Pains, Tooth, Ear and lieadacho, Frosted Foot and Ears, and all othor Pains and Aches. No Preparation on earth cnual Rt. .TAmiw flit, nq a 911 fr. mire. Atfmfnnnd rhi .rti V.Ytcrrtnl II. (iw.n. A trial entails but tho eonipnratlvily trllllni: outlny or (5i Ci'iits, and every imo trutrcrlnir villi pr.ln tan liavo cheap nnd iiltlvo proof tl Iticlalma. Directions lu oeven I-aiiRiiaffci. BOLD BY ALL Dr.UQQI3T3 AND DEALEES lit 11EDI0INE. A.VGGE&ER & CO., Baltimore, Mil., U. 8. A. A UDITOR'S KOflCE. ESTATE 01' SAStUEI. CBEASY, PKOKASED. Tho unrtiMlirneil Anillr.nr nnnnlnt...! llmnr. phans' court of Columbia co.jto miko distribution Of Ibo balaucoln tho lianas of tho Accountant nmoni: tho nartlcs letrallv entitled in n-rnivn tin. .im.. will meet tho parties Interested In said estntH nt ma uiiiui in iuu . uwnoi iwoomuuri,' in earn coun ty, on Friday, tho will day of April, A. I)., imi, nt ten o'clock a. in., of s.dd div, when and wh'To .ill parties Interested In said ostato tnusr, ntlend or be forever debarred from any sharo otsild tniid. I.. 1:. W.M.t.lSlt. npilll.'si-lw Auditor. jfOTICE. Notlco Is hereby trlven that tho following neennnt. has been lllcd In tin.' l'rothonotarj 's onico of Colum bia county nnd nlll bo presented to tlm Couitof Common Fleas of said county on Tuesday, thu 3rd day of .May, A. 1)., tssi, and connrmed ntter mo rourin nay or said tvrm unless exceptions bo lllod within that tunc. Account of Clark Callendar. Commttteo or Wriuht. WM.KttinKiiAitxr. O. M. QUICK, I'ruthonotiry. uepuiy. apru I, 'at-io ADMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE. KsTATf. Or MAUV . 1IAHTZKL, DECEASED. Letters of administration on tho estato of Marv I!. Hattzel Into of Main township, Columbia county, deceased, hax 0 been granted by tho lieclster of satd county to tho undcrs gned administrator. All persons imviu uiuiitiH uuuiusu um uciuiciul bant cteceuent are requested to present then, for Fcttlement nnd those Indebted to the estato to make payment to tho uuucrbigucu ttuutiuiairuiur tvutiuut. uetay. JOSDF1I A. IlAltTZi:!.. E. It. Ikeler, Administrator. Attorney. .Mainvine, ra. March !i5-w A (IESTS WANTED for tho llesfnnd Fastest Sell V Intr pictorial Books and Illblea. Frlctrs reduced 33 per cent. National ruuiisuintr Co., rntia., Fa. inarcu4, oi-jiii uiu MADAME GRISWOIiDft FATI.'NT HKIHT-SUlTOliTlXfJ CORSETS 1 iiav.i uocon'Jiii'jiftTnr. ito of tJttJr.i'O! cmnbim i coujvrt una health u it 11 nl. irnrco Lf form to artmarKfilj o decree, aml imiF'cinr.E. 1 ni'yroctire i uiii m ini .t jwarti 111 iuu 1'rica it I tOantl tinware!.-! r.x?IjMMerrltnryrlvt.,n. Af;enii inrj.-sthlaa 1 rnua nnntnml Prfifitib'o bui'noav S?n for term t Sinn. iP.l'0U)tS;U0.,iUa lirnAdwny.N, V ,tr ti (icne'&l W'rst'm AcenB. J Jt. Ai'jKnrt c Co., I'roIoiJ K.V., nprll l-4w d $7y If roumoamiuKWlti C on'Ubt'iOLtrui.lof ivr 111R11 it 1 ltit.tr.l!lniriTcrinl( vini r i! Jt -OJ iLVOltl nW! t ,.,i,L. f t rca, Ulmula.itttvnrt usw Hop Clttcra. tnru lirfUl I riCftIid vaw, uo Hop U wCerlmj from f.ny ln tlom it 5011 aru mnr yomi.iiUil'tTiuif liom In i? o.i a bed itC scl( If yo ftro 3 ounr hi dljvulluii HP lllHHila ricJ or frlnU Ll or tourliMtUi.r i;i,;uUu txlf " Hop luittoro. lhouana rtlo ftn- V.'linevtr younre. wJh'iuvit you fevi i LA nuallyiruiu uomo fnrlu of If Id ri ft U l!mt your f)Jl'W nu.l 1 . l.AiiIntf. ton disease that uulit liavo lKeni-t o intcd tya tlmuly umu( tit r or itlmuutlrn;, .itl.out inioxicthn;, I take nop DUtora. top-miera IfllTO T(m ttu D. I. C. ollho $ttMitch, lipmli. bluoit, UierifTiicntat You will be cnrcdlf youutc Hop Blttoro 8 HOP nnd irrcsista hto euro fur ilrunkcnnoflB , uitu of opium, tobaocu, or la an atrtftluto ; Ifyounroalm- rly wunk iait iWfnlilUnl.to! it I It may 0 nvo you r 1 If o. It has NEVER put. btndXur RoldhTilrticf. FAIL! uor Brmas H'ra co,( i ATorouW, Out envca nun drods. July ii, Ayer's Vigor,, FOR RESTOniNC CRAY HAIR TO ITS NATURAL VITALITY AND COLOR. I r Is ft most agrecablo dressing, which Is at onco harmless and effectual, for pre serving tho hair. It restores, with tho gloss and freshness of youth, faded or gray, light, and red hair, to a rich brown, or decn black, ns may ho desired, lly Its uso tliln hair is thickened, and baldness often though not always cured. It checks falling of tho hair Immediately, and causes a new growth In all cases whero tho glands aro not decayed; while, to brashy, weal:, or otherwise diseased hair, it imparts vitality and strength, and renders It pliable. Tho Viaoit cleanses tho scalp, cures and prevents tho formation of dandruff; and, by Its cooling, stimulating, and soothing properties, it heals most if not all of tho humors nnd diseases peculiar to tho scalp, keeping it cool, clean, and soft, under which conditions diseases of tho scalp and hair aro Impossible. As a Drossintr for Ladles' Hair Tho Vioon Is Incomparable. H Is color less, contains neither oil nor dye, and will not soil whlto cambric. It Impaits an ngicoablo and lasting perfume, and as au nrllclo for iho toilet it is economical und unsurpassed In Its excellence. Proparocl by Dr. J. C. Ayor 84 Co., I'lMctlanl mill Analyllcul ClicmUti, Lowell, Mass. ' sow tiv m unvaaisTS cvcnvwatRs. Oil tiWHrfWi linrtHltHa BL00MSBURG,PA.,F11IDAY, APRIL 22, 1881. Poetical. A SONU UK TUB SUA. A sweet, s ill nlfjht of tho vlntao tlma, Whon Iho Illiono goes down lo tho en ' Tho distant sound of n midnight chlmo Comes over tho wavo to mo. Only tho hills nnd stars u'erhead Bring back dreams of tho days lonsr dead, hllo tho Ilhono uoca down to Iho sea. Tho years nro lonj, and tin world Is wldo, And wo nil went down to tho sea; The rlpplos splash ns wo onwaid glide, Aid I dream they aro hero with me lmt friends whom wo nil loved so In thn old mad llto of Ion? ago, Who nil went down to tho soa. SO wo pa3ECd In tho golden days, Willi tho summer down to Iho senj They wander still over the weary wys, And corr.o not again to me. 1 nm hern alono with tho night wind's sigh, Tho fading stars, nnd a droam gono by, And tho lthonu going it jwn to Ilia sea. LAURA'S llHAUttf. Hor golden half wasllntlng on tin breeze, Or twlstodlnto many a tr jo-lovo kuot; And measurelossly bright tho bentm that shot From thoso soft oyes, whoso light no miro ono sees. Perchance 'twai but a lover's fantasies, Yet seemed I In that vis igo fair to Iraco 1 ho lineaments of moro than mortal grace. What wonder that I bowed to charms llko theso? Slie seemed no denizen of lower earth, But some bright visitant from spirit spaero. llcr silvery voice, In sorrow or In mirth. Fell Uku an nngel's whisper on tho car. So did I rccognlzo Its heavenly birth Ho owned my stricken heart that sovereignty dear, From Petrardi. Select Story. A YOUNG WIDOW. "Hub tlio liorso down ami don't feci! 111 111 until ho is perfectly cool." Tlteso words wero addressed to tho hostler of :i hotel in IJrigliton liy it linnd some, middle aged gentleman, dressed in the height of fashion, an he alighted from an elegant lilaek horse and tossed thu rein lo the attendant. "And now." said tho horseman, ad dressing the waiter, "'show 1110 to .1 private parlor." A well-dressed man, who rides a hand some nag, is always sure of a welcome at a ouliHe house all the world over. Our friend soon found himself in a neat par lor with llowers and vases on tho mantle piece, and the blinds carefully closed for it was a summer afternoon while the open window peimitted the free cur rent of airto circulate through tho apart ment. Tho waiter remained standing near by tho door. "Any orders, Sir?" "No yes, slay; who came in that handsome phaeton I saw standing in the yord ?" 'A lady, sir." "Ah I" . "A young widow." "Bah 1" "She is very handsome." "Go along and Blmt tho door after you," muttered the traveler, testily. 'A young widow," ho soliloquized; "I am glad I don't know her, I .uncer tainly very fortunate to havo attained tho age of forty without any feminine attachments. Peculiarly independent not ill-lookincr. I think I must admit I should mako what thoso busy bodies match-makers call a grand catch. Hut thank my stars, I have happily preserved my content and liulepeiuienco so laiyinu am not ike v to succttmu now. io, 110 1 Jack Champion was born lo live ind die an old bachelor. And nowiortho nowsnaner lu the meaiunno anoincr norscmen had come to tho hotel, his liorso reeking w . . . .. with sweat and literally unable lo place one foot beforo another. The same hos tler now mado his ainiearancc "Pat," said tho fashionably-attired 1 . . .1.1.1.. vouiiL' man. "nut mv maro in inu siauie - . C . . r 1 - -- i id do tlio Dost you can ior ner. "Och, Mr. Traverse, and she's kilt en tirelv." "1 am afraid so." "And what thu devil made you crowd ior sot "Xo matter. Is mv sister here? ""cs.sir. Show tho gentleman into the idies' lmrlor." "Ah.l!elle,yoti are here," said the young man. "Yes.but what'rt the matter with you? said a beautiful vomit: woman rising to meet him. "Nothing, P.elle, nothing. "Soincthiu'' is certainly tho matter You look Hushed and excited." "That's not all." ' "Oh, tell mo what has happened)" "I must bo brief, for 1 am pursued." "Pursued !" Yes. You know that fellow who 111 suited you in tho coach," said tlio young man. "Well 1 havu been on his track for moro than a week. 1 met him to dav in tho street and uavo him a con founded fiood horso whipping. I ban died him very roughly, I'm nfraul. Ho nstantiy got, a warrant against, me, ami not wishiiii' to bo (IrairEred into couit until 1 was ready. I mounted my horso and gavo tho olliceis thu slip. Perhaps 1 had better waited and Diaved it oui but havintr taken this step I'm bound to balllu them. To-morrow I will fcurren der mvself. Now, Belle, if your pony will tako mo to your uncle h in nvo min utes, I m your man. "Poor Charley could not doit, answer od tho lady. "Then I will mako ot her arrangements, Bv the-by, I'll meet you at tho villa. Prom tho drawing room thu young man rushed into tlio situile. "Pat," said ho "aivo mo a horso si irood one." "borra tho horso we vo got in tlio sinuio except tho black, aud ho belongs to a gentleman. who eamo hero just beloro ye, Ouch.btit ltu'sTairood onc.ver'niiner-"2;-10 to n cut. "1 11 borrow, said Traverse, jumping on his back. "Tell Bello to drive tho gentleman to the villa, and ho can havi tho liorso auain. "But yer 'unner!" remonstrated tho hostler. In vain: Traverse had put spurs his horso and was oft liko a thunder bolt. "0, wirra, wirra; what'H becomu of mo? I'm ruined entirely." Shortly after Mrs. Leslie rang for lie phieton, and at tho saino timo Mr. Cham pion, tho old bacheloiM-anir for his horso, Tho pony camo round to tho front door, nt the saino timo tho young woman stepped into tiiopiiieion. "All right," sho said to Pat, with smile, nodding and taking tho reins "Give him his head." "Och, it's all wrong," replied Pat keeping a tight hold on tho rem. "Your cuningo can ttiku two inside? "What do you mean?" 0, wirra your brother has been stealing a horse." ".Mealing n lioise? "Yes, this gentleman's, and ho said you wero to tako him to tho villa, lo get him hack ngain." ' Very singular," said, the widow, "but William was nhvays a littlu eccen tric." At this crisis Mr. Champion nppcared. "Is my horso ready?" "Jump in sir." "I didn't como in a carriage." "In wid ye," shouted tho hostler. "Tako .a seat besido me. Sir, if you please," said tho widow, with a facuia ting smilo. Mr. Champion approached tho stop to inquire the meaning, when tho hostler seized him with a vigirous hand and thrust him into tho phieton, while tho pony, startled by the movement, started offo'n a run. Poor Cant. Champion 1 Hero was a situation I A confirmed old bachelor ah ducted by a fascinating young widow. Tho captain had to lend his assistance to tho young lady in managing tho pony, who was shoitly reduced to his slow and quiet gait. L'or his i.ssistance, Sirs. Leslie told him in a fuw minutes ho should bo in possession of his horse, which had been borrowed by a gentle man. This was all tho explanation sho had vouched. Sho required in return to be made acquainted with the name of her companion, alter her own. In a tew minutes thu captain began to bo some what at ease in fact ho began to liko his position. Ho had never sat so near a prcttv woman in his life, and he asked himself whether if tho proximity was so pleasant for a few moments, a constant companionship might not provu as agree able. Whilo her attention was engaged in her pony, ho had an opportunity to survey her fcalurcbP' Her large, dark anil luminous eves seemed to bo literally swimming in their liquid lustre. Her cheeks were as soft and blooming as the side of a peach. Her protilo was strict ly (Jicciati and her parted lip showed a row of pearls. Thu most delicate taper ed lingers encased in h'rench kid, closed upon the reins, and thu varnished tips of 11 dainty hoot indicated a foot that Cin derella might have envied. "J)o you live far from hero, madam?" said thu captain. "Not very far. Tho pony can mend Ins paeu n you aro in a hurry. Tho widow turned thoso bewitching eyes of hers upon thu old bachelor and smiled. It was all over with him. When ho sprang out at the villa and touched tho aud ot the widow sis lie assisted her lo ijiht.his heait was irretrievably lost. red faced old gentleman, in a dress- ng gown, received them at the door. "My friend Capt. Champion," said tho jld gentleman. "Wsilk in warm day." "Very," said tho captain. And, "indeed his looks seemed to cor- orato his statenient,for he was as red as peony. Tho captsiin and the old gentleman ere chatting familiarly aud tlio former ilt himself completely sit home. After n Hour was spent m tins manner ins host excused himself and tho old bache lor was left alone. dreamy reverie was interrupted by iu sound oi voices in mo nan. iiiu captain easily recognized tlio widow s, met a gianco tlirougn tne nan-open iioor bowed mm that her companion was si iiudsomo young man. "There, dear Bella," said the young man. "don l scold nnv more, i won i no it again. Give mo a kiss. A hearty smack loiiowcu. it was a eritable, genuine kiss, tlio captsiin saw and heard it. A pang shot through his lenrt. "Tho only woman I could over love, said lie to himself, "and sue is engaged. The widow tripped into the room. It sho was pleasing in her carriago dress, sho was perfectly bewitching in her .lrawinir room attire. Champion could now see thu whole of that fair foot. "My dear sir," said she, "your liorso is at youi service now. (Jhsunpioii rose. "But," sho said, "if you will stay and tako dinner with us my undo will bo 1 -!!. 1 T i ll t very much deiiguied, sum l snau nu highly pleased." "Tho coquette 1" thought Champion. "T am much obliged to you, madam, but I havo an engagement," ho snid. "Then wo cannot hope to detain you sir, but you must allow mo to present to you my biother." Tho lino young man maoo nts sippo.ir- ancj ami snooic nanus wuii inu uiicuu- lor. "That's tho liorso thief, captain, said thu widow, laughing. Tho young man apologized and ex ilained tho circumstances which had inpcllcd him to tako tho liberty. "Iain t-orry," ho added "that wo can not improve tho acquaintance casually mado by ecjoying your eompany at din ner, I am sorry you suo otherwise en gaged." "Why, as io iiiat, said uio -cnpiuiu, lrawiuii off his gloves, "your offer is too templing, :ind I feel compelled to accent it. So the horso wsis remanded to tho stable, and ho stopped to dinner. After dinner they had music, for Mtv. Leslio nl nved charmingly. 1 lion ho was per suaded to stsiy to tea, and in Iho evening Becured ten minutes tele a-tcte with tho widow, in tho summer house, overgrown with Maderiii vines, and inhabited by a spider and six earwigs. 4 T. ..ll. ...!... 1 ....! It Was iu uciuvh Wili'ji liu iiiimiiiii-ii is liorso to return to Boston, but it was bright moonlight and ho was quito ro niantioally inclined. Tho next morning no repeated his vis i(, and thu next and tho next. In shoit thu upisodo of tho borrowed liorso pro duced a' declaration and acceptance, aud though vesirs liavo passed away, tho cap tain has had no cause to regret his ride with tho widow m tlio pony phieton lily's Cream Balm is tho only cntarrl remedy of many I havu tried which has acted as a cure. I havo been troubled for over fifteen years; my head has been most of tho timo stopped and vorymucl inflamed. It hsis opened my nostrils and reduced tho inllamuiation. My oyes aro improving, so that t can Btand strong light, which I havo not been ablo to do for years. Nathaniel Pogloy, with E i, toiitz, .Merchant, wiikcs-iisine,1!! My case is similar to tlio above, and would recommend tho remedy, (Cream Balm) to all sufferers from Catarrh. 11 II. ltodmaii. Ely's Cream Balm sells better than any other preparation for Oaturih, and given better ssttisfaction, B. Armstrong, ding. gisi, viiKeg-jjairc, ra. Tlio Itomniico of a Tramp. During tho Centennial year, nmong tho thousands of persons' who went through the Capital building ono day in July was a tramp named (leorgo . As no was passing down iho steps, alter an inspection of tho building, ho stum bled and fell, breaking his aim. A Capi- cd li utttitwf Capital Park until ho got strong enough t go nbout again, saying ho had no money nnd know that habitual lounircrs wero liablo to arrest on a chargo of v.v nraiinv Tlm df-sii-nil iivivlWn war granted, and. in addition, an arrange- liumt. w.is mndn bv whirdi hn was trlven a comfortable sleeping place in tho build inrr. Thn oflleer also mniintred to brinrr ftiniirrh fnml from his hnmiliiiir houso tnsnimlv him. Tn nlinut. twn U'Pidts tlm I tramp gavo notice that he would stint west. Ho was exceedingly thankful for the kindness shown him by tho olliccr, and said if ho ever got half a 'chance ho would endeavor to repay it. Tho tramp met a Centennial tourist from Salt Lake City, who happened to know his father. After talking, the tourist offered to tako him west, if ho wanted to go. Tho of fer was accepted, and tho Capital police man, Arthur Thomas, went to tho depot with them and bade them good-bye. Now let four years pass, and the rest of the story comes ill. Arthur Thomas, who was a Capital policeman in 1870, is now. and hai been for moro than a year. Secretary of Utah Territory, having been anno uted bv Pros dent Haves on recommendation of a number of leading men. Uemiblieans and Democrats. Some weeks since a man named Georgo entered Mr. Thomas' oflieo in Salt Lake to ascertain somuthinir about the bounda- l ies and survey of certain sections of somo mineral lands. Tliev reeoL'iiized each other aud had a lonir talk. The tramp had nrosnered. Beside havintr a wife, he can draw and havu honored his cltcck for S10'J,()!)0. Everything ho has touched sinco ho has been in thu territory has turned into money one way or sm other. 1 he e.v-polieeman stud tho ox- tramp can bo seen strolling sibout Salt Lake any nflrrnoon, and tho wives of each aro equally inseparable. A I'liuky Wuiiuui. sin; kills a mo m-.Ai: ami (j.M'itmns a coui'i.i: op ot.-ns. borne days since n tanners witc in Grayson county, whoso name wo have not obtained, was Iry.ng meal tor dinner it her house, situated near a mountain range in a. unci m ami scqueste e -j - , 1 I i t . v . r ugtngageu . u k . mi i, me noi.se. .. savuiy oi u.u ua- con was scented by a couple of young I beats that wero ranging on the premises and enticed them tolollow tho direction from which it came. They kept tho scent until it even drew them into the lltntCU n i: u iuu 1111:111 t till l u IHi I mm l.. i..f !. i .i. visitors 'mi.1 hor knou-lod of bears lSl her to think that these "young ones had strayed from their maternal parent, winch would soon follow their trad and hunt them up. Sho was right, for it was but a few moments before tho old sho bear came in sight an enormous black bruin, of a kind which, as many of our readers know, will fight to tho death for their young. The woman drew from its rack tho old true,, tried aud trusty mountain ritle that had perhaps servd on similar missions to that which it was about to bo called, many times be fore, nnd fastening tho door, she mado a loop hole of tho window and waited tuo approach ot her uearslup within a sullicieiit distance for a sliot. She wait ed not long and fired, tho ball taking ef lect, but not proving fatal. 1 lie report o film rille. drew thu laborinir husband i i, ioi.se, was chased several hundred yards by tho bear, which then gavo up pur- :.u o..,i ..i,.n,i ;n ,,n.i n( i,.. lal policeman picked him up, and alter "' " "pen u h-ibmim mm preparing a cot sent for a surgeon, who Wilson discharged a rille, shootni'' one sot tho arm. This over, tho tramp asked ot iha intruders. Both lied, nnd Mr. tlm iiriviWn nf siltinif nrninwl in tlm WdSOtl ai'OSO flOIll his 1)0(1. Ho foitllll Dilll..liilii;iiiiii'iiii'liiinuwi II ll '"inirtli!!,... ...t.1, , - , The plucky backwoodsman's wife had ill 1 r ..... ... ... the meantimo reloaded tho rille, and with tho second shot the old sho bear keeled over, underside topmost, and "yielded up tlio ghost. Ihe cubs wero sold at lnue- pependence, the county seat of Grayson ior and tne skip ot tnu bear winch was very large, brought tho sum of SB it the saino place. WlvitheviUo (Vu.) Juiuerpriso. Tlio Fox's Advice to tho Hare. Ono dsiy a fox discovered a lino chance to capture a pullet for his dinner, tho only drawback being tho fact that thu farmer had set a trap just in tlio path which any depredator must travel. In this emergency tlio hungry lleynard hunted around until he iotind si llaro and after' a fuw remarks on tho stato of thu weather, thu scramble for office, thu Wlnttaker investigation and tho Turkish uicstion, hu said "I was pist thinking, as 1 overtook you, what itupttiletico somu lolks have. "llowr "Whv, I met Miss Pullet a short time since,and sho bosisted ol being ablo to out-run you i'lio brassy ereaturo 1" exclaimed tho Hare. "Why, lean run as fast as she csiu lly 1" Certainly you can, but sho s doing you great injury ninoiig your triends by ior stories, it I wero you I d sou her and warn her that this thing must stop." -Jf "I ll do it ! I was built Ior speed, and everybody knows it.an.l I won't havo any I'llllnt Iwi'.ufinrr tlml ulin i.m, r,,,l,.,, ..,,, Como ...uv .. ..b, ,(., ..! Kit, ,1(11 ,,U mg mo along mid show whero she is.' "Well,ril go as a special favor to you, ot course," humbly replied tho Fox, "aud to showMiss Pullet what tho Foxes think of tho Hares I will let you tako tho lead mid I will follow in your foot- steps. As they neared tho coop tho llaro be can to arraiiL'o a littlu sncech nf im-timr but ho 6oou had other fish to fry. He November was cold nnd blustering, with An Indiana applicant for an inspector walked into tho tran with his ovna whin 81lcnv enough for good sleighing. Do- Linn of customs, after wearing au Ohio open, and ere ho had recovered 'from tho shock the Fox had secured his dinner. "Say! Say! I'm caught!" yelled tho timo as no struggled with tho tran. "So I observe," was the reply. "And what is your advicel" "To get away as soon as yo ,, .,i'i nil in l MORA I. 1,1 i , , , , , r.very neighborhood scandal has threo lies to ono truth. No person becomes a tsilebearer except lo forward foiiiu suheino of his own. hen ri fox is inenl, given just niter it has taken its cures. We refer to Hop Bitters, the pur nnxloiiB to preserve tho reputation of a milk, with, nfterwnrd, all tlio pure- water est and best of medicines. See auo her hatq look out. it will drink. I iliiinti. Ilniuhliran. THE COLUMBIAN, VOL, XV. NO. U COLUMMA DBMOOIIAT.VOL.XLVI, NO. 7 SIUDKNT llUI'.aiiAltS. STUAMir.TKAOUPV IN MASSACIIt'SUrfS osi: or two nuoTiinits kim.i:i. On Wednesday morning oflast week, Ahiel Wilson who lives in orth And over Muss, was awakened by footsteps ... I.!., t o r... i.f.. ..1 in ills uuuse. Duoii liner, ins I'lmniuui b'oody hngei-iiiarks on tho plastering nt U' wvsl window, niiout 12U leet lrom " house, and behind a stone wall was fo'"1' tlm dead b6dy of Arthur I oster.n student nt Phillips Academy. Ho had ccn shot in tho kft arm, tho ball pass WIT into his chest nnd through his heart A w minutes afterward Luther Poster, twin brother of the killed burglar, np peared and confessed that ho andAi- thill had COtlSp'ued to rob tllC llOUSC, Ho said his brother fell dead after jump ing from tho window, and that he drag ged his inanimate form to the place whero it was found behind tho stono wall and then called his brothei'-in-hiw aud told him of the affair. Luther was placed under arrest and taken to Lawrence, whero ho was locked up. On tho floor of Mr. Wilson's room were found a re volver, a box of pepper,and a heavy iron poker making it evident that it was the intention oi uio young men 10 resort to violence to gain possession ot Wilsons money. Tho young men's parents re- "lo in isorth Aii(lover,neart.icorgelown, nd aro among tho most respected peo l'lo in the town. Both boys previous to this '" oro excellent reputations, wero industrious nnd frugal, saving their earnings ill order to secure ail education. h'or two years they havo attended Phil- Hps Academy and aro well spoken of by their preceptors. They wero twins and twenty one years of age. In an intcr- view with Luther at thu Lawrence Po hco Station tho prisoner said "About three weeks ago my brother ptirsuaded mo to attempt the bin-alary. Wo went to tho house, nnd my brother went' hn,l remaining outside. lie came out in si few minutes, and wo went away, getting nothing that time. Last night he spoke of: it again, and said ho was going to mako a rsiiso of gonio money. I tried to get mm not to go, but ho persisted, and I went along. Wo removed a pane of glass and a nail, raised a window and went in. 1 Ins was about 1 o clock. My brother went up stairs and I remained below, sitting on the stairs, when I fell asleep. After awhile my brother oamo back and refused to go away. Ho again went up stairs and I followed him. This was about l:.ll) o clock. Wo stood at , , - ,n!ip n,l mv 1,,-ntlm,- ..... ... .. -... ',.., :. I'm. 'ln BMUUIIll'l ULiUHM 11 illill M(M!ll'U It A Koon as tho door onened T saw iuu ii.iau uuu iiiy uiumui iuu. x rail (lown gtah.s nml - (1 ont of t1)e Jv fl brother following me,falling as .'-,, , t..:,i i: i " ' "P? aJ"m- " " . f SP" "Ot aswer. I got hn. over n r " ' and did . ' -. . ..,'- , . . . -tr i tt , i went to my sister b. !AIrs. Gould s.cot nor m P PJ )m to g0 With me. I also roused Mr. Nelson, who went and brought an officer who arrested me. I am twenty ono years old and a twin brother of Arthur. Wo were in our sec ond year at Phillips Academy. I never attempted anything of tho kind before." Ihs statement agrees with the state ment of Mr. Wilson, who says ho heard them about 1 o'clock nnd laid awako until -1 o'clock.whon the door was forced open and ho fired. further investigation shows that Ar thur Poster on completing his studies at tho runups Academy intended to enter Andover Theological Seminary. Mr. Wilson had in his room S7.ri,00i) worth of stocks, bonds and other securities. Both boys had previously been in Wil son's employ and had no difficulty in I '" . K. .. " ''uu""1" l---.ii.sv, passing tho watch-dog on tho is uuhuvl'u uiai iuu twins wuro con ' " ; ' "? V" 8"" us " s " 3 " 11 1 ' been secured to show that they wero tho u"r t Vi ' i . T;.um u' I R!lli nt. tlm llnstotl nnd Mnmn ilniint from which $G0 was stolen. Wilson has not been arrested and it is not be lieved he will be. Hie.''Year Without a Summer." Wo continue to receive occasional in quiries concerning tho "year in which there was no summer. some persons ippoar to have a wrong idea as to tho tune'. It was tho year 1810. It has been called the "year without a summer;" lor there was a sharp lrost iu every moiuii. i nero arc old larmers still liv ing iu uonnecticiit who remember it well. It was known as tho "year with out a summer." Tho fanners used to re fer to it as "eighteen hundred nnd starve to death. January was mild as was also February, with the exception of a fow days. Tho greater part of March was cold and boisterous. April opened warm anil grow cold ns it advanced, endni! with snow and ice and winter cold. Iu Msiy, ieo formed half an inch thick, buds and llowers wero trozon and corn killed, r . rt . i' rost, ico ami snow were common in Juno Almost every green thing was Kiucd uuu inu iruii was nearly nil ( o -it. i i .i r f. i . . . stroyed. Snow fell to tho depth of three inches in New York and Massachusetts and ten iu Maine. July was aceonina- nied with frost nnd ice. On tho .Ith ico was formed of tho thickness of win.Iou- glass in New York, New England nnd reiinsyivsinia, and corn was nearly al destroyed iu certain sections, lu An gust ico formed half an inch thick. A u01(l ''ruiwest wind piovailed all sum I U1CI' Corn was so frozen that si good deal was cut down and dried for fodder. Very littlu ripened in Now Englatiil.even hero iu Connecticut, and scarcely any n tho Middle Stntes. Fanners" were ' y ibhged to pay y i or y,r) a bushel for corn ot lb id, for seed for tho next hiuiim jimmiug, juuima nvo wcckh in ! .. -.1 ! fill . il . . - V"V ,' " ui "est oi me month w as cold, with host, nnd ice. ce,m,er was,,ll,1.t0 ""'d niul comfortable, jjiifyini -i lines. Mr. O. S. Bliss, of Vermont, who has tried all ways of raising calves, prefers t 1 1... . ....... ...! uncooked food, nnd especially a mixture nt ..W......1 .., ...! 1. .1 mn mm um K , ui nn y ouier io on miiiiu ui wuniieriui loreicn roots, I ii ,: . ,i,.. i.j. ...ml. i. , ... .Ii i... r i ...rri.. i . , a , ' ....... tlu ,,iu omul miiisj hu iicguis i d.ii'kn, ivu., uuu puiieii nil uy long ooglts with a small nuniitilv. (ml ili-v nn.l 1. 1 ,.,,,iiil,..,(.,o.f i.,iwl..,l ;...',,., .1,,, .... ....... I ,. 1 J , ...... ft ,.- v vi iliutuvo n i, ,,i,v,i iuu ilk IIIWIID imil-o, tiallv Increases It after n w, ,L- m- i.. I i.,,t , ,.-,, n',,,,i,. ,.,,i;..:.. when tho calf is four to six weeks old it mndo of well-known valuable remedies I is allowed to havo nil it will ont of tidd I ii ill fiimllllfW ita lV'll Mitflfinnrni 1tt tin & S.0O tun is.no u.00 sn.ro co.00 IT turn 1100 18.00 80.00 sn no moo ino.ro Yearly Rdrcrtl9rments payable nuartcrly. Tran stent lUKcrtlsemenls must bo paid for before Inserted oxcepi wncro panics iinto nccounin. Itrnl ftdTCrUsemenls two dollars per Inch for thro Insertions, Ami nt that rato for additional Insertions witnoui rcrcrcnco to icngui. Rxccutnr'R, AdmlnlstrAtor't.nnil Audllor'n notices throo dollars. Must bo paid tor when inserted. Transient or lAcal notices, ten cents a lino, regular advertisements half rates. Card In tho "lluslness Directory column, one dollar per rear for each line. Odd Items. Bed tlanuel strings 'on bonnets nro good for soro throat. An ice education can bo had at a freeze school. Don't tempt peoplo to sin. Uou't ask tho maple sugar dealer if it is new. Business Dilemma. A man Buffering with a cough obliged to keep his room, a note to pay and no money inbnnk,and not a single bottlo of Dr. Bull's cough syrup to bo had in ten miles. Wo never heard of a chestnut's ex ploding, but wo've felt a chestnut burr sting. When n man fails as a peanut vender, there's nothing left for him to do but to turn agitator. Go out iu tho damp air, or sit unpro tected in tho draught, and your 'throat will feel soro and your head uncomfort able. You havo taken a cold, which you can remove ns promptly ns you received it by using Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. A story in three chapters: I. Jones stnrted a" drug store. Chapter II. His c.nh ran out. Chapter III. Jones fol lowed his cash. A Now York man has discovered an "invisible soap." It is tlio saino nrtido that small boys havo used in their morn ing ablutions from the most remote pe riod. Tho iiinplo tuo is ah emblem of Chris tian forbearance. Tho moro it is bored tlio more sweetness it exudes. Fifty years ago such a thing as a beer glass was not to bo seen on' earth. If you wanted to kill a man you had to hit him with some unhandy thing. 1'CON'OMtCAt. AKVlCi:. Tf I were going to buy a violin what method should i take to get it cheap? Why wait till father or I Imd tho rheuma tism and then buy a bottle of Eclectrio Oil. For I should not only get them cured but a phial in (Violin.) A Bridgeport man has invented a wig holder. It must bo mado on an hair loom. Tho fool hath said in his heart: "Any t: "Any I'ry it, oh one can write for si paper." T fool, try it. Jones says that tho clouds of his early childhood wero no bigger than n woman's hand, but si squall always fol lowed them. Latest news from Marion, O.: Dr. Thomas' Eclectiio Oil again triumphant. Mr. Scigfricd used it for severe cold sind pain in sides relieved iu a few minutes. Geo. Mutehlor, an old citizen says it beats anything ho over tried for rheuma tism. Daniel Hoffman, an old farmer, a lit tle south of Marie n, says it cured him of a saru throat of eight years standing. Al. Bunyan says ho has been a suffer er ironi lheumatisni aud has tried scores of remedies but sill to no purpose; ono bottlo of Dr. Thomas' Eclectrio Oil hsis cured him entirely. A man who was formerly a night watch man refers to it as his late occupation. Young peoplo arc always ready to adopt the "latest wrinkle." It is tl 10 first wrinkle that they object to. ni:w .ti:nst:T rm-.MiUM wink, Physicians stato that tho Port Wino that took tho premium nt the Centennial, produced and offered for salo by Mr. Al fred Spccr, of New Jersey, is a wino that can bo safely used ior medicinal purposes, being pure and free from medication, and is moro reliable than other Port Wines. It is espe cially rcc Jinmended for weakly females and tho aged. For salo by C. A. KJeim, druggist, lilooinsburg, Pa. The man who digs ditches gets spae1o well for his one. 'Tis easier to nnoke a ham than to m- gar-cure a cig.ir. not r.xac-ri.r. ir , i. ... a v",lv" oier ueeu mueu ui seni 1 n tint i.vnptlv- lmt ,nv livnllwt- nini-rtn.l an admiral's daughter. Wero vou ever in France? No, not exactly, but my mother's name was French. Did vou ever havo tho rheumatism? No, not exactly, but my father had and he ciu-cd it with Dr. Ihomas hcleetno Oil. young American in Paris writes honiu to his father: "All the theatres mil many of tho churches nro now open every buuday in tins city. Why is flattery liko can do cologne? Because it is merely to bo sniffed nt, not swallowed. The liver is moro frequently tho seat of diseaso than is generally supposed, for upon its regular action depends, in a great measure1, thu powers of the stem, ach, bowels, brain, and tho wholo ner vous system Uegulate that important organ by taking Simmons' Liver Hogu- '"tor, and you prevent most of tho diseas- s that llesh is heir to. Tho SyracjiRo Standard asks: "Will somo one tell us what Airs. J.angtrys maiden nnmo was?" Certainly, her nniden aim was to marry Mr. Lnngtry. Street gamin lo a friend: "Say Bil't y-'1' ,n,ltit Tllt K01"g 10 variety shows ev cry night or the peoplo will tako you for " country member of tho Legislature." nnifMiinivnuirmv. U M DM Onelnch.ai.it .IJ.oo uw ji.no Two Inches... i S.00 4 in s.ori Threolnchca ..() tM 7.(1) Four Inches B.M MM 0.00 urter column.... tew h.od 10.00 alt column ..lo.m 1100 17.00 one column... M.00 ss.00 30.00 For nearly six years my daughter was mi st of tho timo on a sick bed from kidney and other diseases peculiar to woniei'. i e had used up our savings on doctors nudpre&ciiptious without any LICIIL'lll. will iiuiuiuiu ill I v lisi.'ll us io 11 V Parker's Ginger Tonic, and four bottles effected a marvelous cure, As it has been our only liiedicino since, and si dol lar's worth has kept our family well over a year, wo havo been able lo lay up a llttlo money ngain for a rainy day." A Poor Man's Wife. man's hat for twenty fourhours.changed his mind and applied for a foreign mission. HOCUS CKHTll IOATUS. It is no vilo drugged stuff, pretending l.-i -.1.. .X ... .?,..... . .
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