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THE COLUMBIAN AND DEMOCRAT, BLiQOMSBURG, COLUMBIA mtOTY, BAIT
Clirlst'i I'rrstneB In n Minf.
Heoeiitly n tllslrefwiiix ncculcnt oc
curred' nt,n,injiio!lnrWnlc'' ly- WJiloli
four w'oi kefs' vtfr(lrovnMf nuU fiVtntii
lirlsonoil for ton 1nys witlioiit.lialil mid
without f Joif. A ilioro ilisinijl Mtlifijtoii
rouM linrtlly bo conceived. Tlio woiuler
is tlmt liny of tlio nuinbqr Mioutd iwvo
been icpciumI in iofses!on of life and
rittfton. We lienr soinellmefl of insanity
ru tlirj Vofuilt of religious' OJceiteiiietit,bnt
wo do Hoi Ileal1, and ierliaH cati ufcver
Know in this world, of mntiy casn in
wliiijli the te.'it peace uinl miiinatln
liopta tiiat leligion only eiinjjivu, jiro
hoi'vo moll, in cnnliliit; oatmiitty, from
MnMiij; Into insanity or diMpidr. Ontf of
these niiiilM Who win n-sciied stated tliat
lie add liU companions 'uontluUd to pray
iniieii during their imprisonment.' The
men Weio Hinmng a well know'n Welsh
hymn when tho tappings of tho Ttnple
incuts of their liberatoiH wcro hcardl'lio
following is a Iraiislation:
Tn tho deep and mighty waters
There was none to. hold my head,
lint my only Savior, Jesus,
Who was slaughtered in my stctul,
lie, n friend in .lonrdan's river,
Holding up my sinking head,
ith his smile 1 11 go rejoicing
Through the regions of the dead.
Tlio square man tiiezaiiroa tho s.nno
each way, and hain't got no wintry edg
im or shaky lumber in him. lie u. free
from knots and sap and won't wary, llo
iz clear stuff, and I don't care what you
v oik him up Into he won't swell, and ho
n't shrink. I In is nmiing.it men what
j ood kil-dried boards arc mong carpen
ter he won't season cr.tck. It don't
make any diffeiencc which sidoof him
you cum to. ho is tho sailio bigness
each way, nnd the only way tew get at
him, eiiny how, is to faco him. lie
known lie is Hpi;tro and never spends en
ny time trying to prove it. .The square
man is one ov thu best shaped , men the
world has ever produced, ho is one ov
theut kind ov chunks that cant alter to
lit a spot, but you must alter the spot to
lit him. .losh Hillings.
A llousi: Fn.t. or Spiders. Tlio
queerest companions for a man are those
of an old man in New Orleans. He has
a mania ior spiders nnd in his rooms are
more than r00 of every shape and color.
Tho ceilings are hidden by the webs that
the spiders have spun. Occasionally the
old man throws n handful of ilies into
the webs, nnd is greatly delighted at
seeing-the spiders seize their struggling
The house which Davy Crocket onco
lived in at Lawreueeburg, Tcnn., is still
standing nnd divers persons in' tho ticigh
borhood possess legal documents written
out by his own hand ns Justice of the
I'caciv He had n mill near the house,
but, it is said, went off hunting mid
electioneering while his wife took care
of the mill, ill's. Crockett wns a woman
of great strength, mid could haudlesaeks
of giaiu wilh-ense.
, E'biy-Ka i- Unllurs Lost.
"Ynu diiii'i toll hip our liu-band H.ay
nnd nboti' Hiriiiit. unit rnlinlv cured hy m
f xii nb a niMlii ii e a- Purl'tr Ginger Tunic?
' Y s. iti'tt-ed, I do," (mid Mrs. Beijmnin Id
lier u.qujripg nPJglbnf, and that tyi when
we h,d iolilily paid eifsiny-five dollars in
dociof Villus' and nrfrcriptions,1 and'nltrr hi
had been given up by bis physicians to die.
Mow my husband feels an well as ever, en
lir ly uTf In .tlii xiellmt Tonic" And
many a tick man might be wtll in a week il
iDey would dtilv tr It.
5Ir. Cox met Judge Kelly and said:
'Well, you are elected judge, and
protiatiiy will tie lor lite.
'I told my people,' replied the judge,
1 was a candidate tor lite, barring luua
cy or paralysis.'
Your exception was too broad,' said
Co; lunacy is no disqualification for a
seat in Congress.
We have often beard the remark made
that u certain individual wai co homely that
ni race would "stop a clock.' Thai la had
for the clock, but wbiu Dr. Brownim.-' 0,
& C, Cordial -a ill stop :i cold or cough, tlmt
is j;ciod for the person that is troubled with
the cold. There is not tho least doubt i
this bnppy result, if directions are carelully
followed One teaepoonful every three
hours is all that is nccrsary. It Is pleasant
to the taste, and children will easily he in
duced to taku it. Give it a trial. 00 cent
i the price Dr. Browning Proprietor 1117
Aicn street, rniiaileipliln.
Washington swords sire quoted or val
ued at $10,000 apiece, at least that is the
price set by Senntor Whyte, of -Maryland,
in a resolution offered in the Senate
which proposes to purchase ono from
Washington's nowphow Lewis for exhi
bition at the Yoiktown Centennial, The
State Library at Albany has two of
Washington's swords which cost tho
Locomotives are tiled in France on cnntl
towpathi.-. They weigh legi than live tuns,
are eily managed by ono man, and draw
loapo I boau at h morj rapid speed than the
pace of a horse. Euip'y boau are drawn at
the rateol six miles an hour. A greater
speed would damage the canal bout, and is
They will never get to the North polo
imui it is .iiuiouuccu mat mo govern
inent will establish it into a now and in
dependendent congressional district.
1 Iicji look out for a rush. There nro
men in the State of Ohio who will walk
to it. Jiurlliitton Hawkeyc.
5Iammn "Wiry, my dear Willie,
what in tho world is tho matter with lit
tle Oscar's head" Willie "Well, we'-re
playing Willinm 1 ell, nn somehow mv
arrow won't hit tho npple.bnt keeps plug
ging' his eyes and nose."
A man in Georgia has become im
pressed with tho idea that air is puru one
hundred leet above tlio ground, and Is
going to run n pipe up a chinch steeple
and pump tlio air into las house.
A young fellow being asked how it
happened tlint his sweetheart had given
him tho mitten, replied : "I was such a
fool that I praised her so much that she
got so proud sho wouldn't speak to
Mr.Brineyjfaanns In England as a yacht
man, and a large contractor sod operat
or In various ways, lias recrntly bought tno
room tracti of land nl CO, 000 acres each near
tho hire of lie IUdy mountain,
fti tho window of a fashionable fruit
and vegetable shop in Paris was recently
oxiuuitetl a lumen ot asparagus valued at
The I'ittvburg water works hftTe cost V
0(10,000 ai:d iLey are not flultbtd.
The American Union Telegraph Company
has contracted fdr (wo new Atlantic cables.
Cornell .professors nil usolobttcco.
A Fight In Congress Years Ago.
Tlio recent set-to in Congress between
Spaiks and Weaver recalls n seeno en
acted in the House in 1850 between
Lawrcilco 51. Keitt, of South Carolina,
and Galusha A. Grow, of lViiiisvlvaiila.
The question of admitting Kansas un
der tno ticcompton uoiisutuilon was
under discussion. Grow was on tho side
of tho IIoiho occupied by tho Southern
members, and objected to Quitman's
making any remarks. Keitt said, 'If
you nro going to object, return to your
own side of the house.' Grow replied:
'This is n free hallj every man has a
right to bo where he pleases.' Keitt
then came nearer to Grow and said! '1
Want to know what you mean by such
an answer as thatf' Grow replied, re
neatting what he had said before. Ke
nt seized Grow by tho throat, saying!
'I will let you know that you nro a d d
black Republican puppy.' Grow knock
ed Ills hand, cxclutmiLg: 'I shall occu
py such place in this hall as I please,
and no negro-driver shall crack his whip
over me.' Keitt again grasped Grow by
tho throat, and again his hand was
knocked off and Grow knocked - him
squarely down. Tho respectivo friends
of tlio parties rushed to the fray. Blows
fell thick and fast. Washburne, of Il
linois, and Potter, of Wisconsin, tower
ed among tho combatants. At this crit
ical juncture Covode, ot Pennsylvania,
seized a spittoon. Iho obieetivo point
was the head of llarksdale, of -Mississippi,
who was approaching him of tlio
spittoon in a menacing attitude, Hut
liarksilales wig tell on ami Lovode low
ered Ins suspended missile, jleanwlule
tlio Sergcant-at-Arms was running here
, .1 . ., . i. , !, .! ,
una mere -iikc inepeewii, cxinniiuig ins
mace without ellect. It was near two
o'clock in the morning when these 'pro
ceedings' took place.
fter ien'linc hundreds of dullnra with
out relief Day's Kidney I'nd cured ine, nrt
t tie words ol tbousjntK
A Journalist's Funny Position.
Onco a funny thing occurred behind
the scenos that might have been still
funnier. It was a wet, cold night, andn
writer for ono of tho papers, with his
overcoat on nnd his pants rolled up over
the top of his boots, and nn umbrella in
Ins baud, and an old slouch hat on his
head, stopped a moment to have a chat
with Pauline 5Iarkham, who was play
nig "btalacta. Jlarkliatn was waiting
below tho stage, standing on the trap
that was to bounce her into her fuiry
realm. Iho writer got to talking to
Polly, and they got interested in the chat
and betoro they know it the trap had be
gun to go up. Jlarkham noticed it first
and cried to the reporter, "I'or Heavens
sake, get olt 1 liut getting oil wusn t
as easily done as said. Tho reporter was
pretty tan and very clumsy, and thor
oughly scared, so ho stood lookin' about
him liko a fool goin' up, up, all the
time. But Markham at Inst and iust
at the samo moment, too. gave the fel
low a sliove and knocked lnm oil the
trap. He struck his liead against the
floor of the stage, and then tumbled
down on a coil of ropes. Ho mitrlit
have broken his head, or his bones, or
his back, but he diiln t liut it was
mighty close shave, and 51arkham kept
i l.f.... i ir ..ii
liiuyimiy iu iiureuu uii uiu evening,
thinking how tho audience would have
roared to have seen that long, slab sided
fellow, with his dirty wet boots, and his
rollcu-up breeches, and his slouch hat,
ana ms oid cotton umbrella, coming up
out of cloud land along side of her.in ail
hor silks and satins and spangles, as
tno queen ot tne lames. isunuay Call.
Living in tbree States.
A, correspondent furnishes tho follow
ing to tho Jlcnnett Adoance.
I noticed in tho last issuu of your pa
per ot tne nth inst., an item headed
"Men who live in two and three comi
ties.'' Sir, I have had the pleasure of be
ing in each of these houses you named
in that item, tho latter being on the
corner of Chester, Lancaster ami Merits
counties, and is not far distant.from the
Conestoga pike, and near tho farm of
..Mr. JUart, 1 behove Jacob Mart Now
Sir, lhat or those places aro a long dis
tance from Uennett Square. Suppose
I name a point much nearer than those
to you, although you may not bo ac
quainted with tho place or places, and in
tins instance it is not only conhned to
counties, but also to states as well, or to
neither township, district hundred, coun
ty or state. They are those farms cov
ering the corners of Pennsylvania, Dela
ware and Maryland. By going about a
mtio or two soutu ot btnekersviJle. in
London Britain township, you will come
to tuose points, i nave sat at the table
in tho kitchen of a house and ate my
dinner in Pennsylvania, while'the per
sons opposite tho table to me were eating
their dinner in Maryland ; the going out
of the door on ono side found invself in
no State at all, but going a little further
found myself in Delaware So here was
a house in Chester county and in Cecil
county, as well as in Pennsylvania and
Maryland, and a few steps further in no
state, ana tno next jarm to it, m New
Castle county, Delaware. To explain
how some ot tho farms in that section
aro in no state, I caunot take up (he
room of your valuable paper so to do.
So you can do as you please about that'
'Eleven years our daughter Buffered on
ww oi misery urcler ltie care ol nyeral 0
Iho best(and nonie of the worst) physicians,
wu-j gave ner ummse varum names out no
relief, and now she is restored lo iii In go'.d
health bv am Aimnlf a rpmp.Iu n Mm, lllur
that wo had poobrd at for two years, befoie
using it. We earnestly hope ai.d pray that
no one else will let their sick sulIVr as we
did, on account of prejudice snaiuit so good
a medicine ns Hop Bitters.' The Part uts.
i (it gram.
Had Pf t ii Cnl if the Umlft) Statis.
' lien I was abroad,' remarked 51c
Sqipnt, 'I '
'You what,' exclaimed Hob.'tvhen
were abroad t vhv. hauir it. I
known you all of vour life, and to
known you ail of vour life, and to tnv1
certain knowlediro you have never been
out of Arkansas. I wouldn't bet that
you were ever tifty miles from Little
'You will lilnnsit pvi-nai, tno.' .'niiiin
tied McSimint. 'lint I'll lnt
fivo dollars that I went out of tho Uni
ted Mates some time ago.
'1 11 take you. rut up.
The inonev was lrivon to n stnkp.
'Now.' snld Hob. enn von nrove vnin-
I said that I hail been out of tlio
United' States, didiYt I?'
'Yes.' 1 ' T '
Wtll, I have.'
'In 1801. when Arkansas went nntnf
Tho bet was deeldcd iii JfcSoulnt's
Thu signal service observer on the top
of Pike's Peak holds tho hitbust office
io thtt fift of the imlion.
MRS. LYDIA E. PINKHAM.
OF LYNN, MASS.
LYDIA E. PI NKH AIM'S
For all Fomalo Complaints,
TMaprepArallo4, At Itt tiam tiinitV, eonUU ot
VejetAblu rmikn tie lliai nro Lnrmlowi to tho tmwt del
loatelnralU. I'pnticmotrUiltlioiuertti of'thl Com
pyrin I will brceojnll,(urfllet la Immediate tuul
!icn It i use U continued, lit nlnoty-ulne c9f In a hun,
dm1,AtKnnanrt)tcarol4Cffttted,aHhouuirid will tc
tirj1. 01 Account t Hi proren merit n, It la to-day r
cotnmctiJodAnJpreKrlbedby tho boat phjilcUnt la
It will cur entirely the womt form of ftlllnaT
rf tno utoru, Ix-ucorrhn, IrrcguUr and painful
Menstruation, allUTArlanTrotiMpti, Inflammation and
C!ccmt!on, FloodtnfiisaUMsr'lacemcnti and the con-Pciuc-nttpinalMiRkiiOBt.ar.dli
c-Efclally adapted I
t:n)CUaccootLlftv HwilldlatiolTe and Ml tumon
fromthouU'rualuancarlataffe of dorelopnent. The
tjndency to cinceroui humor there U chocked very
rivniuy ly ltiuw.
Ii fact It hna prorfnl to be the Frrrat
r t nnd bovt it-mcdy that Laa cter been dlscoTer
fl. H itruipaU j rnry pwrtloa of the Byitom, end ctrea
tit wlifonnlrlffor. l;rrraoTDSfalntnci,nataloncy,rt
ft. yjnlKrTng for tlcuulAnta,aud rellevi'i weaknee
vt t!ie itomarh
H vurci Uoattnj, ITcfldftctici, Kcrroui rrotret(on(
nuKrJlvMUtlrJcctl('finril Pcprcwlon and Iwil
.poet Ion, THatfctUnitttf bearing down, causJnd pain,
weight and bftcUatlw, la al aye permanently cuml by
ltd use. It will at all tlux, and underfill circumstan
ce, act l-i h&rtnony with the Liw that govern the
For KllncyOomplalntinf cither kx tld compouud
Lydla E. Pinkhara's Vegctablo Compound
Is prepared at 3 and KJ Wotcru Avenut Lyon, Man,
rlooCt-t). Bit botlkafor&'i.OO. (uttyuialllnthe
fjnn of pills, frt"Mlt((h form oflaeupc on receipt
of price, eUW, r lox, for iltbrr. Hra, 11KK1IAH
frctly aniwcraalll'-ttoraof Iui'iItt. (tend foy pam
phlct. Ad JrcsJ cj t&QYn Mention tlM pajxr,
Ko family Uwuld bo without LYDIA U l'INKIIAM
iaVEniXS. They cure Com I pat Ion, Illouineaa
aoJ Torpidity of tboUrcr, UctPtaperbux.
JOHNSTON, H0LL0WAY & DO,,
Gcnoral Agents, Phils., Fa.
M0Y3R BBOTHBRS., Bloomsburg, Pa.
If you am invuii
enod by the (train of
TAtir tlntlre .old
lUffot won, o rwj
vtftue Hop B.
Trvnn km Tounff and I
fuffenes from any id
tlon if you are mar-
fuunff, Buffering from
ns; on a bed of alck
dlacrttlon or dUpal
A Invi. nM nrl
poorheaUh or UnsuUbl
ntM, nly oo Hop!
TbouMAda aie as
niuUly from aomo
tnrm nf H Irin AV
rtemcTer ton ttti C
that your ayetem J
Tuxwl i-LA1u1D7. ton '
Inj nr atlmniattOff.
Have you dv
D. I. C.
la ao Abeolat
of the afonlocA,
Ynu will be
U33 VI UMIUU,
cured If you uae
p wenk and
itt It may!
Ufa. It has!
Sold bT dm AN
eintx bend lor
KMaetttr, X, T
A Toronto, Oak
FAOT WORTH KNOWING.
dim. Sacba. Diadraka. Etllllitla and-
ramy ottusr of the beat medlclnea known are bo'
mklllfully combined In Pamir's Oinoib Iokw',
;aatomaKeuineBTcau'n uiooa runner fng
TBa urn utaun aaa niransia ttiiigrar
fln twrfept la the contioaltlon of I'lnsxa'sJ
r . ji . . . . .j
uaruEa iwno ui nu umuttao van iooy uiu-
wnere ii la usea. u you iwyu uyipcpcii. nua-.
oh. RtMumatitm, nauralgla, Bowel, Kidney
ai LJm Ditsrdar. or If vou need & mild etim-
.ulast, or appetizer, tho Toxic la Just the med
icine for you, u It la highly curatiTe and In-.
;Tlxoratlng but perer Intoxicating.
. ilf tou an alowtr wasting ftWOT with Caa.
ttmptlea or anr dcVnrss, It you nave a Painful.
will mrelr hero rou. It xivra new life and'
frror to the feeble and eJ. and la a certain!
;cura lor Hnaumiiit m ana wnoiara innnium.
II Ott Band Ilaadnda of IJiei It Mty
If ran ara feellni; miserable don't wall until'
you are down Kick, but uae tho Toxio to-daj-.J
the It will kIto prompt relief.
a rum drink but the Beit nnd Puree! Femilyi
Medicine erer made, compounded by a new-
oa. ana.eniitviy uuieren i rum jjuwri.,
ir prcparitlons and nil other Tonics, Try;
bottle, your druggist can supply you. .
PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM
Ta Bett and SI cut Xeonoalul Heir Dreiileg
asquliluly perfumed and perfectly harmless.
tTIU AIw7i Iteitore Cray or Faded Ilalr
(9 Itt oridul youthful color and eppearance.'aad le
vuruted to ttop iu fiUwc. w it growih and
A few applications of the TUlsam will soften the
hair, cleanse all dandnift" and cure itchinx; and hu
saoursct the scalp. Ss1dbyalldrugcistsai3or(.
Oct, 1, S0-tf
THE WORLD F0R1881
Tho World for 1931 Will bJ tha twst' and ehnam.t.
newspapers puoinhed In lUo Kngllbh toniruo on eltn-
51 lUO Ul tUU AllUUliU.
VltU new Dreaded Hurnasalncf anvever hefnrA mn.
ufictured even by lloi & Co.; with newnndune-
muuicu vjuurApmuai uuu Dusiiieai laciiiuea or an
Mortsi, and with a tiott-r otvaulzed teleirraphlo cor.
respocdencB throuubout tho woild than rhat of any
other Anjeilcan Journal, Tho World lor. 1MI will af.
ord lis readers dally a coruolete, condenso :and
trtii.tworlhy record of all cunent events.
In lis live mlnutea witu the news of the Day
The World meets and k!tna n.m., with tha in
creaking demands ruado by rapid tranalt, tha tele-
kiupu mu K-iuiiuoug nun mo tiinij nnu aitsntionor
,Ua i daily cablo letters from London bring tho Old
World to tho breakfast table of tho New.
In Its Wall street Oosslp and Its Items for Invest
ore. taken, together with Its accurate, candid and
absolutely Impartial financial article. Tho World
daily reprtiwnts an unrivaled picture not only of
tho true condition ol tlio mullttud nous enterprises
In which tuu adventurous aod uctlve people of this
country Invent heir saviogs. but aUo of all the
tluctuatlug li tlucncea exerted upon those enterpris
es by tho tpooulutlons and thu bpeculatora of tto
Notnan whjownaoreiptcts to own an Interest
In any corpt.raio tiropeity Can afford to miss for a
ilngla drfy tho Information dally and exclusively
given In 'iho Woild, not only as to tho nn ural and
legitimate course t-f affairs arrectlug ttock values,
but a i oo as to me plans schemes and combinttlous
hlch are inctssantiy ladklng and unmaking In and
.r v.. . . v v iv ";,fc uusu vuiuca.
Tho "World also contalos every day the freshest,
fulleotnnd motlnyructle notices ol everything
now and Inter sting in tho iojIbij of art, of litera
ture uiuufsoptn) nro, lin'l nwric
it . accredited rgan of tho collegos of tho
Union, and tho accuracy and vivacity ot Its aport-lDgcjiumus,cov.-r'iJ(f
alltho various forms ofoth.
leflo ainuKemeW which havo multiplied among us
of late yeara.oonimeiKl It to tno 'I lalug gcneratlou1
uiiuuuuui. mo country.
AS tUO Onttf mmmmtlll in Innrn.l miKlkk
Kngllsh language which malutalus an uuswerv ng
wratlulalih lu politics, The orld for issiwlUba
found, absolutely loyal to Democrall. citnclples:
nbaoiut iy Independent of pen-onu, cllnues and fac
tious wlihln the Democrat Ictwrty.
" f World wilt mat tula the causi ot the Union
ayalust scctlonaliam In all Its torm and the causa
of.lhe pr oplo .galust monopoly n all IU form
th?w w?2tl.fw.a'',,,0n0 jetr'W bl months. ;
paiiy, WMnoutBunaays, one year, $10; m months
pLVmomi?.00 ,1,Wil8'S tll"a U,reii Bn,1)tS
Tbo Sunday Worn, one year, il.
.-Hll.?:x,,ona'?..VVor1.11! eoutalntogthg Book Kevlews
nnd "College t.'hron cio" one year, tl.w
. . .v..- 1 1 nua i o anu rriaaTBl
1be Weekly world (Wednesda))oijedollaraycar.
Te club agents-an extra ropy for u c ub of ten. tho
Wf'ty C ' twewy.laedauy for acluh
e navesio traveling agents.
specimen number mat tree on application.
Address tiik Wdiri.ii.
dec. IMW 55 PAHk "oV.NKW Yotl.
outfit -furnished frBe,wllb full instruo
tlons for conducting to moat profitable
tD L. J SS' ,iem. lnT " ona can engage In.
, ' . 17 mi MuoiucBowuutjusy uj learn, audour
Instrucuonsare so simple and plain, that any one
! mf,ka Wl r,r?n,a from " v"y rt. No one
can fall who la willing to work. Women are as sue
emful as men. hois and glrueao earn largo sums.
Many have niadaatthobuelnees ovrone hundred
dollars In a alngla week. .Nothing ilka it ever knewu
befoie. All who engago are surprised at the ease
and rapidity with which "they are able to maku
monoy. you can engage In this business during
your apare time at gr. at prodL You do not have t5
Invest capital In It. Ve take all tho rLk. ThiSe who
need ready money, should wnteto uaatonoe. All
' Naeily tuA cWfl axeooel e4 tit
Cotniilno llio fliolcest rntliatllc prlnrlplM
til liii'illcinc, In iriiKrll()ii. nrrttrati'ly nil
JihIimI In serum nothlly, certainty, mm
ti.ilforinltv of effect. They nro tlin result
of M'iim of rnrrdll study nnil Jirnctlral ex
luTliiictit, ntul nrn tho limit cfiectiml rem-i-
Iv jet tllvnvcreil for diseases rntucil by
ilerruispiiir-ttt of tlio stoiriarli, liver, nnd
IkiwoIo, wlilcli rcrpilro iwoinpt nnil effectual
treittttipiit. A vini'n rn.t.s nro specially
nppllcalilo to thlt clnM of illtcues. Tlmy
ml dlreetly on tho illacsllvo and nsslml
l.ttltn procews, mm restoro reRiilnr
liftltliv nrtloii. Their oxtcnslvo tno liV
ptivilclani In tliclr practice, nnd liy nil
rlv'lllr.eil nntloni, h ono of tlio ninny
pronft tit tliclr vnlui) ns a safe, sttro. nnd
P"ifectlv rnllalilo purpnllvo ineillclno.
lli'liu roinponniled ot tlio concentrated
lrtii"4 of purelv vegptulilo BitlistnncM,
tlii-y nrn positively freo from cnlomcl or
nnv liijiitluin jiroperlles, nnd can lio ndtnln
hteteil to clilldren with perfect safety,
Avhii'k I'ii.m nto nn effectual euro for
Constipation or Costlvonrss, 1 ml lacs
tlon, llysprislii, liss of Appctltr,
l-'oiil Stonnu'h mill Itrcnlli, Dlz.Incss,
Ilculaelie, Loss of Memory, Numbness
llllloiimcss, Jntitiillco, ltlictinintitn,
lCriiptlnns mill Kkln Diseases, Dropsy,
'I'liinors, Worms, Neuralgia, Colic,
(it-lpcs, Dliurlinii, Dysentery, CSnttt.
I'llrs, DNorilcrti of tlio Liver, nnd nil
other diseases lesultlnjr from n disordered
stalo of thu dlgcstlvu apparatus.
As n Dinner I'll! they liavo no equal.
Wlillo centto In tliclr action, theso rtt.t.9
nro Urn must thorough and searching cnllinr
tli that ran lio employed, nnd never rIvp
l tin unless thu liowi'ls nru Inllnmed, nnd
llu'ii their liilhicni-u Is heallns. They stlinii
l.ito thu appctlto and digest Ivn orR.msi they
nperatu to purify and enrich tho blood, and
Impart renewed health nnd vlcor to tho
Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayor & C.,
I'l-nttienl anil Annlvtlciil Chemists,
Lowell, Mass. ,
sold ur a li. niiuuuisTB r.vKiivwuiui.
Danohy & Co'b. Advt'a.
Cheapest Book Store
ITS072 ninsnlllernt Cllft Uook( Gorgeous Ju
venue uuuiuii nupriu uiuit-H udu i rayt-r UOOJCSB
most given away. Orand Holiday Catalogue tree.
3 11EEKMAN St., opp.rostOmccEW YOIIK.
Jan, I, '8l-lw d
win buy a postal on which to tepd our address nnd
receive free by mall an eighty page book on "Thu
IjlVEIt.lts Diseases aud their Treatment" Including
jaundice, isuuousness, Maiana, uosureness, tieau
acne, ac Auaress u. nAnrimu.
J.in. I, Ml-4w d l, Broadway, New Y'ork,
0. & 6. C00PRR & CO
BIT. VEIINON, OHIO.
Am the Olsist ino Liroist Dcilders or
PORTABLE AND TRACTION
T? O HIT
JliNGINES & OAW 1Y1ILLS
IN TniS COUNTRY.
Send for Large Illustrated Circular. Address as
aiove. a Jan. 7, si.4W
'Merit Must Reap its Jest Reward.'
Of tbemsny Catarih and nay Fever Remedies ire
Keep in fiocx mere is none 01 w men our customers
mruk- more hlclilv than of Elv's Cream Halm. A
cimraiatlvel mw din every. 1 ut one nhlcb, from
the many reports and evldecces of cures produced,
H distlned to be ahadlng article. Wo have never
bandit d a remtoy wnicunas increased as rapidly m
sales or that bus given Mich universal satisfaction.
I'rlce M cents. 0. N. CHITTEhTON, 115 Fulton
street, new iora. a uec. i-4w
Have You Ever Known
any person to bo seriously ill without a weak stom
ach or Inactive llvrr or kldneis? And when these
orgaiBaieln good condition o you not find thMr
posspi-sor enjnylng gocd health? I'AltKKK'H OIN
UKK TONIOalAaya regulates these lmportantor
gans, ano never i"iis to make ueoiooa ncnana
nure. and to strenetben every ruirtof the system.
It has cured hundreds of deopalrlng Invalids. Ask
your neigunor a' out u. a uhc. u4
MORRIS & IRELAND.
3 Jl. Jt? 1 JbLS .
THE ONLY EIGHT-FLANGED SAFE
IN THa WORJLD
THAN ANT SATS MADS, 8DCII AC
Patent Inside Bolt Work,
Patent Hinged Cap,
Patent Four-wheel Locks.
Inside Iron Linings,
Solid Angle Cornors,
IN THE GREAT
Large Numbers Now
BEING BOLD IN THIS STATE.
BKND FOK DKSCHIJTIV CATALOGUE,
'HOIHIIS & IRELAND;
BLOOM SB URG
SIXTH NOllMAL SCHOOL DISTRICT.
Bloomsburg, Columbia County, Pennsylvania.
Rev. D. J. WALLER, Jr., Ph. D., Principal.
T1I1SSCIIOOL, asnt present constituted, odors tho very best facilities for Professional and Classical learning.
llulldlngs spacious. Inviting and commodious 1 completely heated by steam, well ventilated, lighted by gas. and furnished with a bountiful sun-lr of miir.w.ft
vocation ueaunrui, nnu easy 01 access, rsacners expenenceu, euicicni, auu anvo uj meir worn. Discipline, nrm DUt Kind, uniform and tnorougn. Expenscr
moderate, fifty cents a week deduction to all expecting to teach. Students admitted at any time, ltooms reserved when desired.
VOurscs ui siuay prescriueu uy mo oiaie 1
I. Model School. II. Preparatory. IN. Elementary. IV, Classical.
Adjunct Courses : I Academic. II. Commercial. III. Course in Music IV. Course in Art. V. Course In Physical Culture.
Tho momentary. Scientific and Classical Courses aro I'll0fK331OttAL. and Htudcnts trraduatnc therein, rniwivn Ktnm nintmnao mnmn-ian hhmii..
corresponding Degrees ; Master of tho Elements ; Master of tho sciences ; Master ot tho Classics. Graduates
uu-iriiiMiiiiiuuiiiS.. siguuu ur mu uiucorH ui 1110 nuitru
1 lie course 01 muo y orescnocu uy tlio siato is uoerai, ana me a sicnuno ana classical courses aro not interior to tnoso ot our best Colleges.
Tho Htatni-entitrpsAhhrher order nf r.ltlzpr.sliln. Tlint.tmns denandlt. It 13 ono of tho orlmo ohlccta of this Helinni tn hni n III antllm it fov t nrntelilnM Inlaatll.
gent and cnicIontTeachora for her schools. Tothtsendlt sollcita young persons of good abutting and good
rial nlrtmin arlrlrnai tlin 1-I nnlnnl
1v1i4itiA.il lii.wiihi., I'rriKirnt no nru
FALL AND WINTER CLOTHE.
The largest Stock,
The Finest Ooods,
The JLatest Styles,
The liou est Prices
IN MENS' YODTH'S AND CHILDREN'S
MAWt MAT-MI MATS I
Merchant Tailor A Oents' Outfitter,
ninln Street nliovu Iron,
BLOOMSBURG- PENH 'A.
Drugs, Medicines, Chcmicals,Fan
cy and Toilet Articles, Soaps
Brushes, Sponges, Per
riij-tlclans' jirucrlptlcrs raiffully compounded
and orders answered witu caro and despatch. Farm
ers nnd plijslclans from the country -n til find our
stock of medicines complete, warrantcdgenulnc and
or mo Dest quality.
JOHN II. KINPOIiT,
Jan. S8. -so-ly l'roprletor,
PORT GRAPE WINE
Used la tho principal Churches for Communion
EXCELLENT FOB LADIES AUD WEAKLY
PEESCNS AND THE AGED.
EXCELLENT FOR FEMALES.
Spoer'a Port Gxapo Wine
FOUR YEARS OLD.
Hlljla Celctratfd Native Wlno Is mado from Hie
ja. j.iituui mo ujiunu umpu raiuu in tins country
Its lnvalmliln f
Tonio and Strengthening ProportieB
ara unsurpassed bv any other Natlie Wine. Hel ir
tuo puru Juice of tbe(lrnri. produced under Sir,
SpeerU own personal supervlfclnn, IU purity and
genuinenerH are furan'eed. Tlio yuUiieeBl clilld
may partake of lis generous qualities and ibe weak
est' Invalid Uho It to advantage It Is parilcularlv
benlflclal to U10 aged and debilitated, and suited to
tne various ailments tnat affect the weaker eh, It Is
m overy respect H v;n to he heuku on.
P. JT. Sherry,
The P. J. SHfllllV Is a Wine of superior character
and partakes of the golden qualities of thuirratie,
from which It Is made. Kor Purity. lllchnes,Pjavor
and Medical Properties, It will be found unexcellid.
IT IS A PllltK distillation t om the grape and con.
tains valuable medical proprrtlea "
It h a delicate nor, idmllar to that of (he
B rapes from which It la dlsUlled.and U In eraat fa.or
Hmong: firm class famlUts. "r;inaior
ttee that the fj-Tnature rt alfuku apJCKlt-Pamle,
j . J.
STATE NORMAL SOUOuL
ui 1 uiiut-
WM. P. BODINEi
IRON ST.. liKLOW SECOND, BLOOMSllURQ, Vn
Is piepared to du all kinds of
Tlalu and Ornamental
UOTII DECOnATlVK AND TLAIN.
All UIihIm olTurnltiirc Repaired,
unit inudc an go oil ns new,
NONE BUT FIRST-CLASS WORKMEN EMPLOYED
Estimates Made on all Work.
WM. F. HOD1NE.
Wt. 1, 1878.
IU. tU UIMsi from tl I
hrnpiU with SU-AdVuiU..
Ml 1 1 a cm ur. ADtt 1 ImI r t 9
' MltbM o( lb, bod,, wkO. tk.
W.llftfc 1 I.i. 11
l.,.Banl(bl. toil. rUlcalcnrccrula. It la mj, dwabU
EGQLESTOH TBCSS CO., ChicafO, Ilk
nov 19 a.m aid
Battle Creek, Michigan,
uiMUMoruiuma or tbs ovix ucmdir
Traction and Plain Engines
MiMir.BicltUTkrtakerriMtur I Catabllahod
UUe World. I B40
AA VCADC fcontluout4tutUHflilhv4L
III ErtrtO . wllliout chann cf nam.,
Ul punaKtment. or location, to "batk (A.
Wood warroiifu alttn on fl our ovxli.
fiTEA HI POWEft REFARATOOS and
trie Wfm Untfltaeirucu..alfiiM.
ITraietIaBKriariBir.flanjl Plain KnH.M
ver teen la tha American market.
i,T''l,"itJf "M"' uw ar.4 iapntnwnU
for iMl.lfwtthir with ujrir suali. U mum.
lion ana MierlaU not drfamM of by other makera.
your alua of Beparatora. from O to lit bone
Cvuiir;for ll.am or A or,. Mver.
Two atrlm nf ' Mounted " llone-Powcn.
7fifif. firVft VfH of Helccted Lumber
oomUotlr on hand, from which li buUI the in
ecmrarable wood-work of our machinery. '
h. o 10, 13 llerae Power.
NICHOLS, SHEPARD t CO.
Battle Creek, Mlohlgatb
PMBLIC SALE HAND BILLS
Frinted at thia OfBoa
ON BHOPTgST NOTICE AND 'ATTHK
In tho other Courses rccclvo Normal CertlllcateB
pnrpospB, those who desiro toiranrovethijir llmo
r, r, uii.l.m Yicil. Peer c t-nry
ONE TIIUUSANI) (l.OOO) DOLLARS
l'HKMIUM olTeicd lo AM PEHSON
that will 1I0 aa GREAT A KNOE
OF WORK on ANY OTIIER
MW DAVIS VERTICAL FEED
Will do without baslina.
It will make wide hem on sheets, &c. licm all
mannerof biaM woolen crnodn. nn Rnrr. mr.rtnn f.
or pooda dtmcult to hem on other machines, li
luaaes u more cinsiio Btitcn man any otner machine,
It Will turn a hem nnil nnr. In ntnlnvnl cnmn lima
Hwlll turn n' hern, sew braid on the right sMo
and Stitch on trimming; at one operat'on.
It will do f- nine mas or straight, cither on cotton
nr won en o-nnrlq.
I win bind a Dress orHklrtand sew on facing-.
7, i .:. """"..tc..,u,nK diiiuucb: uiuu ureas
Goods with thosamemntcrlal, either scallops,polnts.
squares or stialRhr, 'ihe ODly mathlno that will bind
1 ais, oioaks, or other articles with bias, satin or
011, iiuni 10 o incuesin wntn, without basting
It will gather with or without sewing on.
Itwlllgather between two pltcesandsewonat
uia buuju unit;.
, Itwlll mako nruflloand stitch a pillow slip on to
cuu luuiujii, mo vameiime.
It will shirr any kind of goods.
It will make plaited trimming either with or with
out sewing it on.
11 win make plaited trimming cither scallaped or
.if ; " P'PrE on at tne same time. It
nill IUIUD KU11U JJlltlllUg.
J. SALTZER, Gen'l Agent,
oct. 1, 'SO-tf.
At Crane's Cancer Infirmary, Adaiscn, N. 7,
IIUNDHEDS OP PRUSON'S rrnmnll nana nr ih.
world huva been cured of this much dreaded dls-
oaau auu are now living witnesses mat they have
been rescued Horn n terrible and untimely death.
iioctor8. Ministers and tho Poor treatedfree. Wriw
miBuiar guiug inn imruciiiiirs. AddarcssDrs.
1SH UIIOWN, Addison, N. Y.
OCl. 1, '8U-ly
Weaver & Go's Ads
A VALUABLE BOOK FREE.
"A trentlso on Chronic Diseases." embracing Ca-
neys. Cilnary and Female Diseases ; also I lies; sent
freo to uny uddretB. Every sunertr Irom theso dls
caees can to cuied. bend for this bock to the under
signed, a phj Hclnn of luige ( xperiei'Ce, endorsed by
hULdredofleodltg tltlnnswho testify to blsKklll.
SendMamptopay postege to o. E. Llvlncston.M.
D..H16X huperlorsliett, 'joledo, Ohio,
aorll ii. 8o.iv wcn
''oi.i nuMuai. uiRitiUU'U III IIIIU Ol Uuly VY
wound, dlscabe, or injury, is entuitd to pension.
than entitled to. 'Jhoumnnds of heirs entitled to
renslou and Ilounty. It EJECTED CAHES re-opened.
. ...... a'v.i..,' . oor.o UU1D11CU. v.Upiea UI lOBk U1S-
charges obtained. Claims of every detcrlpilon pros
ecuted. Patknts Pbocuksd.
Auuma wuii slump,
11. 8. VEKL1N & CO., Attorneys,
sept, 10, bo-m wtco Dox m Washlngton.D, C.
mDTTTAf Morphine Habit cured In 10 to to
J. U Ol days. No pay till cured. Dr. J. Htk
riiENs, Lebanon, O. wico aprll ii. "bO-ly
KEW f)TTTfr Ponsumplon t Asthma.
..TT. .Jr.rJ , Ncryet failed, address
!thstamp 'IIOME.-Froslburg, Md.
Outfit fron to those who whhto engago In
. - """j"""" " liruiuauie oupinesa
known. Everything new. Capital not re-
QUlred. He Will fllrnlHli vmi nvUrvt on
a day and upwards Is easily made without staying
away from home over night. No rlfck whatever.
Many new workers wanted at once. Many are inak
lngfortunes at the business Ladles make as much
aa men.andyouruj bojs and girls makereat pay.
No one who Is winiug to work fi lis to make more
money every day than can be made In a week at any
ordinary, employment. Those who engage at once
will find a ahort road to fortun Addruw IL Hal
Lay l. HnrtMnil. Mi.im wl. I5,t
TBE WHITE SEWING MACHINE
Whereas, the world renowned reputation of the
White feewiiig. Machine
!S?,,.ceS Ia?ny ihK'rupulous competitors to resort to
k'Bo'wean txlcks to injureTts reputation. wS
Sarufd'yhuo Wh0 W
WE WAHHANT THE NATUHAL WEAR AND TEAR
White Shuttle Sewing Machine,
PLATE NUMIIEIl IH33UII FOR FAMILY PUltPO
PS".:" "EREI1Y AllltKKTO K HEP Til B BA ME
IN IfEPAIII KOll THE TEHM OF 1'IVIC Y1CAUH
FROM TllIU DATE. FIIEEOFCMIaROBVi
ioUlLsTdrash,urtt?S;epU m brektK0 ot nw!,e8
This warranty will not be suatalncd unlesa the
plaU) nuaaber above given corresponds with the
prtrMniwmbenilleraCU'U'le' B""areof defaced
WHITE HEWING MACHINE CO.
Tho "TO" Shuttle Sowing Machine
HAIL ROAD TIME TABLED
OUTHERN OENTItAU KAILWAY
WINTER TIME TAHLE.
On and after Bnndav. Nor. T. 1KM). tha train
on tho Phi adelphla Kiln Ua lroad Division will run
as follows t .
Erlo Mall Iavcs Philadelphia 1 1 65 p m
" " llarrlsburx 4S5am
" " William1 port 8 40am
" " .lersey shore 09 a ra
" " l)ck Haven S4oam
" ' llenovo 11 0(1 am
" arrlvo at Erie I n m
Niagara Kipresa leaves Philadelphia 9 00 a m
" uarrisourn; umpm
" arr. at wiiilamsport is pin
' ' Lock Haven 4 so p m
" " llenovo 5 40 p m
FftJt Moo lcavoa Philadelphia Is 10 p in
" " llarrlsburg 4 01 p in
" arrlvo at willlamsport tupn
" Lock Haven to p m
pacino Kxprcos leaves Lock Haven 7 fs a m
uiTHej oituru latum
" v miamsport 8 so am
" arrlvo at Harrtsburif U on p m
" Philadelphia s 45 pen
Day Bxpress loavos llenovo 10 os am
' " Lock Haven imam
" ' VlUlamBport Usspm
" arrive at liarrlsburg 8 40 p ni
' " Philadelphia 85pm
Krto Mall leaves llenovo ono pro,
' " Lock Haven 10 10 p m
" " wuilamsDort II so pin
" arrives at llirrlsbiirg SCO am
" Philadelphia 7 03 am
Fast Lino leaves U miamsport In is a m
" arrives at llarrlsburg Hum
Philadelphia 7 05 am
Erlo Mall westand Day Kxuress Hast make close
connectlonsatNorthumiberlandwllhL.fi II. It. II.
trains for Wllketibarro and fcrnnton,
Erlo Mall West, Niagara Kxpreis West and Fast
Line West make clou connection at Wtlllumsuort
with N. C. It. W trains north.
Ntiurara Exoress West nnd Day Express East
make closo connection at Lock Haven with 11. E. V
It. 11. trains.
Erie Mall cast and West connect nt Erlo with
trains nn L. H. s M. H. It. 11. ; at Corry with o. C. ii
A. V. It. It. ; at Emporium with II. N. Y. & P. It. It
and at Driftwood w It h A. V. It. II.
Parlor cars will run between Philadelphia and
Wlllamaport on Niagara Express wost, nnd Da Ex
press East. Sleeping cars on all night tralnn.
NORTHERN CENTRAL KAILWAY
On and after November 20th, 1873, trains will leave
Sunbury as follows:
Erlo Mall o.so a.m., arrive Elmlra ll .r
" Canandalgua... S.ssp. n
Niagara. 9 40
Renovo accommodat ion 11.10 a. m. arrive William-
Elmlra Mall 4.15 a, m., arrive Elmlra 10.00 a. m.
Buffalo Express T.ls a, m. arrive Buffalo s.w a rx
Buffalo Express t.to a. m. arrive Ilarrlsburg
11 Baltimore 6.40
Elmlra Hall ll.is a. m. suili'e llarrlsburg l.so
burg 100 p.m.
Erie Hall II. DO a. m. arrive namsburg a. 05 a. m
" Baltimore 8.40
All dally oxcept Sunday.
D. H. BOYD, Jr., General Passenger A get,
A. J. CASSATT. General Manager
pHILADELPHA AND READINO ROAD
ARRANGEMENT OF PASSENGER
May ll, ibt.
TRAINS LIATI BUriBT AB F0LL0WB(8CNDAT IICKFTI
For New York, Philadelphia, Reading, PottsvlUr
Tamaqoa, to., 11,45 a. m
For Catawlssa, 11,45 a. m. T,si and T,85 p. m.
For Willlamsport, ,S8 9,05 a, m. and 4,06 p. m.
TBAlKS roa BUrlXT LXAVa AS rOIXOW8, (SCMOAT XX
Leave New York, 8,45 a. ra.
Leave Philadelphia, ,4S a. m.
Leave Reading, 11,56 a. m., Pottsvllle, 18,88 p. m
and Tamaqua, 1,55 p. in. '
Loave Catawlssa, ,so 8,50 a. m. and 4,00 p. m.
Leave Wllllamsport,9,45 a.m.9,15 p. m. and 4,co p. m
Paasengors to and from New York and Philadel
phia go througa without change ot cars.
J. K. WOOTTEN,
C. O. HANCOCK,
General Ticket Agent.
Jon. 14, 1314 tf.
ELAWARE, LACKAWANNA ANU
Time-Table No. 89, Takes effect at 4:30 A.
MONDAY, JUNE 10, 18T8.
NORTH, I BTATIONB. SOUTn.
p m. p.m
1 IU O 1C
.. West Flttston...
. .riymouin .) una.
8 S3 3 80 6 55
...... Berwick ....
.Willow a rove....
1 00 6 45
P.m. p.m. a.m.
p.m. p.m. a. en
W. F. DALHTEAfi, Kurt
Superintendent's Offlco. scranton. June in ts
TyAINWRIGHT & CO.,
TEAS, SYRUPS, COFFEE, SUGAR, MOLAH8BH
ati i, srtcis, nciBB sonA, u., &o.
N S. Onrner Second and Arch streets,
"""rd'ni will vm promt" ftntioi.
lltnv In tlin
ivO.Anlliod, c, lnseit witu
riU rfM R3 "z. 1 n9 llttla .. -.-..I,..
ot the Halm into tno
I nostrils; draw strong
bteuths through the
nose. It will be ub-
Isoibed, cleansing, and
iiiruiing ius aise&aca
I Occasionally apply a
particle Into and back
nt tho ear, rubbing In
ELI'S GRIMM BALM
Is receiving the endorsement of the sufferer, tho
druggist, and phjslclan. Never has an ankle of so
much merit been produced for the treatment of
membrai al diseases as this never.fallli g HALM.and
H universally acknowledged as being all that Is
claimed for It. The application Is easy and pleas
ant, caublng no rain, Is soothing, and Is fat, super
ceding Ihe use of powders, liquids and snuffs. Price
50 cents, on receipt of to oents will send a package
free, send tor circular, with full Information.
ELY'S CREAM BALM CO.,Owcgo,N. Y,
At Wholeanle by
Nxw Yom-McKeason it Robblns. Hall Iluckel,
C. N. Crlttenlon. W. II. f-clieirjfllu f0 D. M. Ml
ger, at on. Laielle, Marth & Gardner, Tarrant & Co.
Frazer fi Lee. and others.
PiiiLAusLruiA-smltli, Kline Co.. Johnston. Hot
scbakton. pa. Matthews Bros.
. . AT RETAIL t ALL PBdQOlBTS..
OCt. II, 60-tf
Yourselves by makng money
when a irolden chaneo la of
fered, thereby always keeplug
who always Uke advanUge of the good chances for
m.klog money that are offered, generally become
wealthy, wnlle those who do not Improve bucU
chances remain In poverty. We want many women
boys and girls to work tor us right In their own lo
calities, 'fhe business will pay more than ton times
ordinary wages. We furnish an extensive outnt and
all that you need, free. No one who engages falls to
make money very rapidly. You can devote your
wi ole time to the work or only your spare momenta.
Full information and all that Is needed sent free.
Address stimson ft Co., Portland, Maine. oct.lto-iy
rotrnaiB, o to.,
r bnrflM KuLAII.v
MHULt wrat l.S-SfrM
SOLO BY O. A. KL.EIM.
, SALT2BE, ftncrtl lxtst.