THIS COLUMBIAN I OIXBMl 0llV0CIUT,STH0r TllS MIRTH N IHUM S.1 miuokoi.ipatsii,) i Milled weekly, uvcr)' Friday morning .1' lit, id .IsilL'ttil, COM. MI1IA eol'NTY. I'A .. , ioi.t.Ati. per year, tuccntt disco-nit it ,w,, i, , ,,1,111 lUiw. To musi-riii mil ut in' ut,tiio terms an finer .MMr.Mtictlj inu.l ,u i in hit dUcoulmu ,1, fxiopt at tin- it ion ni i. a.-acra, unlll.HI iirK.ira,cs are pill, hat I.. nit .i.,l credits alter tlui expiration ot Hie iini , it III not bu (,'lven v fnp.'Mni'iittiiitof thest.ilo or to distant post m ist bo paid for In advance, unless a rrsn. n.' i i u In Cniumbl i county assumes to inn ii, , itlnn dun nil I plnitnl. ",'i,lilu .,i rAjtK Is no longer cxnclod from subscribers In Columbia County Official Directory itp dent dudco Wllllfim Elwell. , i.itc.liid'iei -1. 15 Krlekliaum, P. t Khuman, i"t iinoiiuiiii v. -. iiiiHin iini'kiiauin. 1 1 irt srcno-iraplier i. N. Walker. ( i T.e it ''-order -Williamson It. .tacnby, ii r t Utortiov-llobert It. Little, s rin-l-. II Hut. ii- -vn ul Novlnrl. i irer It . Swemienlielser. , ii nusloners-stupucti I'ohe, Charles Itlelinit i ii, n err' . n nmioncra'ClorkI. It. (Insev. VI lltnrs-S. II. Smllli, W, Manning, 0. II. see "i'ir "conmlssloncrs-Klt ltobbtni, Tlieodoro W . m'tv M lPerlntondent-Wllllam It. nvdcr. ul, i n Poor PIstrlct-IMrcctnrs-K. .1. Aibcrtson nr nvvnod: Itecoo Kalrm.n, Scott! Oulelj H.uton, llljjmsuurg. Bloomsburg Official Directory. IT iMntnf Town Councll-tl, A. llEllltlNll. i rk-.I. K. drotz. I nief nl Police It Harris. pr sldcnt of (las Company s. Knorr. s 'retarv C. W. Miller. ,11 , nsburg Hanking Oompany-.tohn , Funston lr Mem, ii. n. iinnz, uasnier, .lonn reacoek, Tel er. ,lri' s'.vlonat Hank -Charles It. I'axton, ''resident l, e i'iiiii. wtsuivi. CUUUCII DIUKC'JOIIY. 8T. MATTHBW'fl I.CTHKRAN CIlCKCri, M nIVer-ltev. O. 1. H. Mfirclav. mind iv rvlcps 10 jrf a. m. and T p. m. - inlay School 9 a.m. 'ii cr Meeting Kvcry A'cdnesd.iy evening At t Ats'frcp. No pews rnieil. All am welcome. TRKtBYTKUIAN CIICHCII. Minuter Hev. Stuart MHili-fli, s mJ.iv Services -lojtf a. in. and 7 p. m. Mind.iv School 0 a. m. fr.iver MeoitiiK lciy WudiicsJay eoulntf at a'slrco. No pews rented. Strangers welcome. MBTIIODIST KriSCOriLCllCKCH. presMtnsr Hder llfv. W. Kvans. MlnHtcr Hv. H. II. Vocipii. siui'Uv Serlci's and T p. m, sunrKv school 9 a. m. , ,icii-Kvvrv Mondiv rvenlnir at 7 o'clock, Vounj Men's l'racr Mcc'tnf; i:ery Tuesday nlnrrnl 7 o'clock. (i. ricwl l'raer Meeting-Every Thursdiy evenlnif . OCIOCK. UKFORMKD CHCllCH. Corner of Third and Iron streets, c titor- (. II. strunck. (fildeiiCP efirner 4tli and Tathnrlne sircetfl, uii'l.iV t'rrlcPH loitf a. in, and 7 p. m. Sun-lav School ft a. in. (river ieetln? satunlav, 7 p. m. AH arc Invited There Isnlwajs room. BAPTIST CliniCII. ivisfnr Tn hn snnnllptl. s-in liv siTvleea a m and 7 p. m. Mind v school 9 a. in. praver Mcctlntf Every Wednesday evening at o -iork. vi's free. The public are ln lied to attend. ST. PACI.'S CHURCH. Hi'ctnr Itev L. Zaliner. simdw Services inv a. ra., 7 p. m. undav School 9 a. m. rirct siindav In the month. Holv rommunlon. unices preparatory to Communion on Friday vt'iiinx nnrorn inn si runnav in nncn raonio, ivws rented; but everybody welcome, KVANOKI.ICALCIlCKCn, rrpslftlne Eldor Hev. A. L. Ilecser Mlnlter Hev, 'ieorpo Hunter. iindav Service 2 p. m., In t he Iron street Church I'r.n er Meeting i:ervsabhathat 2 p. m. i lire Invited. Allaru welcome. BLOOMSIUJUO DIHKCrOHY. rltOKKXI()N.M, CAltDS. ft. HUCKIXfiH AM. Atinrner-nl-I.aw. Of- liDiiniiur. may 7, "JM f ( U. HAIUCLKl', Atliirney-at.l.i V , in Iirnwer's tiiillfllnir, 2nd stury. Iti -Law. U!!iu- O'ilns 45 ) I!. I10I1ISOX, Attorni'y-al.I.aw. Office in nariman h Diiinuiip:. Main sirtci. D J. . W.M. M. HKBKK, .Surpeon ami I'livi lan. omen Market i i. Near depot.' It. KVANS, M. I)., SurKwiii anil I'IivkI 'in, (iinice and Itcsidenc on Third street I! McKKIA'Y, M. I)., Snwon and Pliy slclan, north side Main street, below Market, J. I) It. J. C. KUTTKll, PHYSICIAN JtSUltdEON, omee, North Market street, Illoornsburff, ra. Oct. 1, la, Jlt. I. L. HA UK, PRACTICAL DKNTIST, Main Street, opposlto Eptucopal Church, Uloomi bure. I'a. :r Teeth extracted without pain, net. l t; I"V WILMOT CO NX Kit. M. I).. I'HYSI I.CIANand M'KdEoN. sntclni attention gttn ii. ii- iiKA-r. linn in kpcti hi inc MK I.Alt I'llHoiT andemlKHY In alt lis arlnis brant lies. ".- 41m carefully adjusts the i;yi; with I'l.ol'Kli l..l.--3I!."l. f 8-10 n. m. Hours ' II 1:.'!U p. in.- (,7-S I', in. . 1 Kiimi sirei't, llliiiinlHirtf, I'a. imy to, n-it W. H. HOUSE, I5LOO.M8I3UKG, COL. CO. PA. All styles of work dono In a suptTlor manner, work warranted as represented Tkhii Kxtkact eh without I'aiv bv the use of lias, and free of charge Mhen artlttilal teetti are Inserted, onico Corner Matn and Iron streets. In be npen at alt hours during the day. MISCIXLANEOUS M. DltlXKKH, CiUXanil LOCKSMITH. sewing Machines and Machinery of all kinds re- djlred. Opiira IIorsK llulldlntr, llloomsburt;, I'a. I) WII) LOWKXIIKItCI, Merchant Tailor Main St., above central Hotel. S. KUHX, dealer it. Meat, Tallow, etc., uuniro sireei, oetw een sccomi ana i mru. A UflLTSTfrf l'RKUXD, Practical liomeo- xnatiiio nore and cow uoctor, uiuom&ourg, ra. leu. 14, TJ If JAMES JtKILI.Y, TotiHoi'inl Ai-tist, li ajaln at liti ol I stand under EXCIIANOK no i.l, una Iiuj in uvul a Klltvr.cuss milliEit S'I'JI', Ho respoetfully soil 'Its the palronantte ot ai-i uldi'u-luiiu r and of the public Keuirally. j Hy 10, wi-tt I'ATAWISSA. r.i. i. KYKltLY, A.TTUltNEY-AT.LAW, Catawlsa, I'a. o'lu'Miiii" pioinrtly made and remitted, omci Oill, i u'ils Depnfjlt U.Ulk. m-3S T H- Itll WN, A 111) RX i: Y-A T-L A W, t'atavilssa I'a. Jeo eornerof Third and laln streets. k. nvitnux KI'UkSENTS Tine muaviM) MKUIf AN IXsl'RA XCK L(MPANIKS niiln? cit Munej I'ennsvivanla. ir-li Ma, 'i.-aa .if rh-ifffpUla, I'a ruiklln, of ' " 1 li Ii inu of " .rmers oi Y irk, Cn aiiovrof N.'iv Y'.rk. Mi ilii'iun .f ' '" eon Market Ktn-etNo 8, Uloornsnurc, I'a el T9 'y Farm for Sale ! Ti e UndiUiMinl lifTf-raul l Hate ta'e a K.MtM OF 'M V '1 111(1-K At ill-s. with I'liA.Mi: Hot .-K. tiarn aim oilnrout.Liillilli Han nn. i-ltu te In l-Uhln.-Ji k ti wi fchiniti Kuiutnfi'i-f euiiliatlon. located ne'ir Afcbury Oun Ui ptireliu-d on reaonnl'le tt I nis. a tine nrcPartl tiii rhepiopirt , hi it a iieicr falllmt si'tlutftr Wuliri.eur theliiU'e Firpartiiularsad Ul(,k ,loll J. SIILfcs, uuif, 13, bO-Sio1 Foiks,coluinbl.iiuunty, I'a. plRE INSURAXCE. CIlltlSTIAN f. KNAl'l'. ULOOMSIll'im, I'A, i'imJ.W1 AMEltICA Ahll'ltAM'E COMl'ANY. N atiV.S "EINsl'ltANCK COM PAN Y. Ii ll.vi FIIIE INsUHANCK COMl'ANY. IJ-MON INSUHANCK COMl'ANY'. n ' eoincoHiiiKATiosK are iell seasoned by aire ii,,.tl.KI!1k8tl"bdhaveneieril'had a loss set ttI1 fourtoflaw 1 heir u are all must- 0, JOLnciKiTusnnd ale liable to thu hazard ai'iSfi' '"Oiiti-y anil honestly adjusted und paid .i .n"si,flennlned byCiiKtiTUN F KKtrr.bi'ko vim T i"1" AiMmml11.111111s1.11tu, I'a, i lie people of Columbia c )unty should patronize 1, "' ft where ltncs If any are settled uad paid ' i J .".'""'Irownclttzens. llj;)0lJtlNKSU( UtiUU'Y A IK JJSAUNU .TO tS JCT IT LXNI I'llM O. .... tabbing Oepir'tnentot the Ootx-Mnus Is tri.ri ic.nmlour Job frlnttni: wlllenmnin. fnfn. 0. E. , nil fit of Hie l.jr'-f ciiich. All work done nn J. 11. . ,',d,neatlyand at moderate prices. J.. ET.toTST- EITTElI321IDEn. f pFrioters. , LAWYERS Q ii. imuckway; A T T 0 It X E Y.V T-L A W, CotCMBiiN t'vii ntsu lloetrnbur? Vi Memvr 5t the fr.ltel s,a,rs u ArSOCIon L. Attornoynt-Lnw. OHce, second doorlrom 1st Natlonil limit. ItUio.MSUL'IIO 'A. mn. II, iti p U. I'CNIC Attorneynt-I,nw, UUlUMSIiillta, TA. otic In Cnfi tiniMvi Q H W J.IIUt'KAI.r.W, ATTOHNEY.S4T.LAW, Hlouniv ii .-ii. r,. utile" on Mill. -tiect.Prtdwi bum Oourtiloust JOIJX M CI.AI1K', ATTUItNKVATLAW, I!looinburg,ra. inice over Sch lyier's Hardware store. "P 1. RI I.I.MEYER, ATIOHNKT AT LAW. OrricK-In ltarman's llulldtnp, Main street. loom.sburu, n. l.ITTl.K. ROB'T. K. I.ITT1 B, II, A I !. R. LITTLE, ATTOUNKYS-AT-LAW, liloomsburjf, ra. Q W. MILLER, A TT(lI(NEY-AT-LAw onieeln Brower'sbulidlnt, second noor.room No, ltloomsburp, I'a. B. I'll AX K ZA It R, Attornoy-tit -T,n-v. Ill.OOMSIlURO, I'A. onice comer otctntrc and Main streets, cinri- uutiain. (!n be cnrj"itltcJ in German. Jan. 10, 'S'Vtt EO. E. KLWELU A T TO li X K Y-A T-L A W, Cot-VMBIAN I'.crpino, ltloomsburi,', ra, Mepbcr of the United Slates Law Association, Collections made In any part of America or Europe oct. 1, 1S79, S. KNOIllt. 1- 8. WtSTKKSTKVS. Notary I'ubllc KXORR !c WIXTEItSTEKX, A tt onioy s-ttt-1 av. omco In Itartman's ltlotk, Corner Main and Mar, ket streets, Uluonisburc, Pa. Rcrl'inmniif aiul Iloitntiet Collected. 3AUI. K. WIRT, Attorney-at-Law onice In Iirown's lsiock, one door below Coiumbian illuming; II1 OO.MilSURG, I'A. JUlj IC, 'Ml tt 1 UY X JAIOI1Y, A ( toi'iioyat-Law, IlLOOMSlirtW, I'A. onice In the Coivmiiian I'.ulldlnir sicotd floor. Oct. s, M). N 13 W FI11M! The well known c. 11. WIIITH, l'roprtetor of the OltANOEVII.Li: AOUICULTUltAL YYOIIKS, h.-issnld a hair Interest In the samo tn J. W.Conner. Tim rninn-niv haie renatred the works, ana are pre- ),iri'u it, ni-t tin luuu. tn- uit it tiu uut tin., iiiiiik iu i.'l iu nr Arlculliir.il liooleirents. Ihey bale Just complet eil anew n ri lianu i nue piow.wiutnii jiu fcllile, will boat th" rlfht hand Alio surface plows or Jointers for ihe same. A new Thresher and clean er with centre thako of riddle thoe. called the While Tlu'olier mid C'lcanci', with liothleier and railway powerson a Rrcatlv tmproiett plan, We manufacture LAND liOl.LKHs with east iron heads. Corn IMous. do'lblo and slncle ciiiiii-.iinr. side hill Plows. Mill Castlwrt. Turnlnc ot evtr tli'scrlpilon done iltn promptness, tit' Kee ' roilMaiMii tin tiaiiit a i iiK" im-"Ji i"n ii " chart's for our nunanu many oilier pitnis tttai tut iw..,i in tiu. niinirv. We wllliiot be undersold In work or m itt rial of the same quality. .llournork Is warranted tofrlie satl-f.iction, or ine money re fundiil. i: HKFY CllMI'i: ITIii.N. Farmers, and th,' ntitiite in eeneral are reiiueMfdto call and ex amine betore iiuichaslni;elscwhi.re. WHITE & CONNER, Jan. 10, to-ly oltANtiEMLI.E, I'A. B, F. SHARPLESS, Cor. Centre and Kali Hoad sts., near L. A' 11. Depot. Lowest Prices frill net b: undersold. .Manufacturer ot MINE CAIt WHL'ELS, coal Ilreak and Hrldj; CastliiL's, Water I'lics, stoies, Tin. ware, I'lon IKON FENCE, and all Kinas oi mm auu HrassC Ellngs. The 1 1 tlnal Montrose, Iron beam, right hand, left hand, and sldo hill Plows, the best lu the mark- and all kinds of plow reralrs. Cook stoics, l'.oom siovi s, and stoves for heating stores, 'chool hollies, churches, A'C. Also the larg est stock of repairs for illy stoles, wuolesalo and retail, sutlias File Itrlck tirotts, Cress I'leccs, Ud. te. Ac., stove I'lpe, co.k Il.llcrs, skllllts, Cake Hates, large Iron Kittles, (20 gallons to IX tarrels) Farm Hells, SI 'd Soles, Wagon l!o.es, "Allen town Bone Manuro" I'LASTfili, SALT, AC, AC. Jan V, 'e iy For Home Garden Farm. I "WE'RE HAPPY at OUIt IIOME, ami Ton liuty Ic too," win-) .nowt " llecau.e h e litre PLENTY To EAT, PLENTY To SELL. ir Heal Tho American Agriculturist, and ta Tliousaml cf OooJ Utot and tungfitioci help u totIilok,p1aa,aii4uutktittir anJinorerrojlMty It ht'lpi wire, and jilVaee and lnstrutta the CblldrtD Hit Hulra't, and every Man, uraaa, and Ctill 1 la Vity. n.Mj. and C-iuntry-outftit tu hae It." It Will Help You. JRY IT! TeniaToTvol. lo IMlt. Tbrvr. S 1 1 tour. 55, &IUt uf (ItUyiur fitt. On Specimen or 0 CenU, splendid I'miiliiitm ul no Coal Stmt your attrin on Jttat Curd fur fitt Cot y of A 1 pafftt JltuntraUA VtuT'i'Uont, OKAXM Jl'DI) CO., ruWl.t"r. jlJl)roaa)'.NEWTOEK. :.MHi.ai.iisi: Vol 10 ,1SS1. 800 Imtrnctlye, Orlgiml, Plejjlng, rjiofttl Engravingi. (icrmaii lldlllon tui'plieJ on mine UrnitattKeinlmfi O-JW til I l Outtlt fllinl.-hed tree. Willi tl V I I 1 111111" f ir t nillHTIlie I eliluk .nil biiliit's" iu.il any one can it) l.yJ fin. buslne-sls snean lo leal outtlt fiunl.-hed tree, with lull Inslruc. luusi prouiai'ie i engage in rin. liOiiisls sneasi lo learn, uulour li.struellons are si'slmnle nud pialn.th.it an one i ill III 'k' )' it ' r Ills jroiil T- r) i-uiri. .-.uutir can fall whulanlllli.gto woik Wi men kre as sue itul as men. I oi s and ulrl an earn lir-'e m:ns Many hale made at the buvlei - our one hundred lullais in n sti.Kle week Nuthii g Ilk" It en r knemi in fnie. All wfi'i encagu areMirprlsitl nl the ease mil raptllij with which lie) are able to mnke money. You can engage In tbU bu.lneks during i, urtpiretltneut gr at profit. You tlo not hue hi iiiie-tcapllaltntt. We take all Ihe rl-k, Thosewho nivd ready inonev. shoultl i lie to us Ht onee. All turiitslicd tree. Addrebs luvt A Co., AugusU.Malue OL. ' '-lJr If 5011 feel dull, drowsy, debnitatetl have frenuent ttmile en'iV"';' I""'" '"JOr "i''lte. aril n 5 2 1 T,n" J""" -"iferlng from torpid llur, Hv ni i '"r,ns noll"'"t 'II euie .Miusn sp ed' limn ir. -."1?'' ',".r " t0 "' 'lH0N' I.I1IK VimiihTt VJIOEIADLn. i nn i neapesi, I'mct and " si, runiliy .M"IUCIIie li the wornl IN 1-flK'TrAI, 'I'tCIHC rur nil disc ise-i of ti,e i iv tt, stomach and "pifen iteguiaic the l.luTitnd pre tent I'HII.I.M 1VII li'pvo',. JLJi'vU"01'" FKVKIIS, sa IHI.K AND N.U'SEA Hail llrinlli! td i,riSR.';,"H 'nr,c 'si"lt notldng so common ns hn. , i?'J,'l u'at''v ""1 cusc" cuneifrom in Vak? Vifv?1 ,r.,v,.l-v.rl;,-l,' gleet so sure n r, inf.lv rnrii.Y. ;'.;.,. .'. .. . i .V .." ("'noriinicXr0 5"r Arl"lltt'' toinrlexloi. and Piles! How many sutler torture day after dav. maktnr il';".''.'!1,1'" nM rrWK exl-tii.ee ft nliVlVisiiffi i. "r" suiltrnig Item piles Yel relief L, liUfi ' ,"' ' nltrMt M ene who will ue ciiri'f i'i'.'. ! J! i n'"""lj' Perinanently Sr-K? J'JV. n,:,,, kM""'1' IlUKllHltl'AlOK.IsNo ture! ,'"rst'' 1 a K'1'tl! a-slstant to na. C'oiisllptilliiiit ulull' JFJl' fllllnit nllment-ln fact nature demands the utniosi regularpy f Ihet-ou-K J.""..1 "'; del latlon from lid, demand raiestte nn0,'.nJa!"'0'', ""k-cr. It Is ti,ite as neeetsa .r.' V ', 1V 'Impute accumulations from the bow- Is i is It Istoeatorslup, ami no hfalthean be ex. peeled where u costlie hallt cf bialy preialls. SU'U IlrniliK he ! .r,TI'.t,.',tr.''a'lnS nnilctlon occurs most frenueiillv. in,'n,.?r.",r. '2!'"' ''in.h nrlslng tromtho mperffclly digested con'ents, causes a .seiere pain L, i !', .'"'' neenmpanlt'd wltht-,lJKreenble nausea, Nil dsconstltuies what Is popularly known as V'.""1!" t"' """ l',-'llct " which, Takb .sim! MOW 1.11 BK FlIICt-ATOU. JIAM'lACTt'HFn OVI.T BV .1. II. Ill I. IN A CO., I'rlre f t.tio. sold by all l)rugBl3'i!II'A"EL''U1A Apillio 'su-ly. "!:TIC.' l t' d 1., 11. 1 J tyil l!..l.u:u f r fct!!. mm E RCSRf3EDY criti:' ,13 OLil u'l HIACIflHAE. KUSKAKi:!!, 1,1 l . 1 e - '.t. m 1 pug,- , , ,1 , III ti 111 S K. A l , 11 , T.H 'TUIt-lT, .w 1 'tta, f-r 1 11 I. , . l l,., . J 1, til. .eaj.t. t.1 bALD HEAD'S A WONDERFUL DISCOVERY I P I A Doodorizod extract of Potroloum, Tho Only Article that Will Re btoro Hair on Bitld Heads. IVIial tlio AVorSd Iisih Iseen Vnritin:; Tor CcnUEirjcH. Tlie c'C-fP6' (Ti'tmrry cf cur day, far as a lare portion cf l.umanliy U concerni-J, U CAR liuMNK, an arlido m p-rcd fmm petroleum, ar.l whU h rtTccti n rum pit to fitul radical cureln wtu uf baKIn- r where tho hiir, oUi- to dl,cnstjtio( the na!p, hui tn'coino tlilu a tut U-ikU to fall out. It i ul-o n Kpoedy rctratlvc, omt wlillu in n?o se curi-s 11 luiiriantcroi,i uf !ulr, It tUo ljrlngi hnclc the rntural tulor, mul tho Most CLtiiplac eat iifiictiiin in the iinj Tho falling out uf thy hair, tni' m 11 1:1 1 tint ion 1 1 f (TinilruiT, and tho pre.naturj c'iki.,:'- in t 'lor are all c Idcnces of a di-ca-cd con dltlc n f tho fcalp ami the gUnd whith itourUh ths liair. To arrest tlic-u (.ft'iHca tlio nrticlij used mu.t posFpEs medical as well a chemic-it vlrtuei", a:idtl.3 clmnyo matt begin uiuU r the tcalp to bo cf perma iicrt and la-'tin beueCt. Sticli an -article U CA11 IIOLIXH, and, Hka many other wonderful dcov trii.itis f mud to consist of t-lcmnU almust h their i.atjral ttate. Ivtroleum oil U the artLb which is made to work cucti extraordinary rfc ilts ; lut It U after It Ina bem chemically irenrcd an I completely deodorized that It U In proptr conditio.! fir tho tuilit. It w,w In far-otl Itn-U that tha (Uict of petroleum upon tho hi rua first obaened, l Gocrnment otllcer hailn,; noticed that a partUll 1-ald-Leadod perant of hi-, when triimnins th) lamps, had a hihit of wiping liU oil betuicarcl hands In his ec.mty Imkit, antt the result was in i fk.v month- a much f.ni r head of black, flot-y hair than he cur had bef.ire. The oil wa ;rllo,i l.oreeH and cuttle tint b Ut their hair from thj cattle I'lafiie, and t'i" in-ti't wire in raplda they were man clou i. The r uikh and even t:u tails of hum, which had f dlen out, were coui.i'-.tJy re Hond In a few wrk. These eijierlmttita wcrj heralded to Hie world, Lut tho knowledge, wf prac ticady Hfeleni tn the prennturely hald end gray, na no one In chiltzcd m lety could t.)lt rate ike nno of ntli.idictroleumin a dreshinsfor the huir. Hut th) i-UIlof i.ne-bfourcheiiil't!H oureome the diiS tultj, cud by a prucitd l.uow.1 only to Uniretf, hi La, 11 f ti r 1 ry i laborato and coul) ciperiment r, suc ceeded in deodorizing rilluid jn.tr 1-um, wliich render It iUsKepublc of Iiuliy h itidled ai daintily r.8 the famous fty ileeoto-jM. Thesp.il:i.ait3 with the deodorized liquid on tho human Im'r were at tuitli'd with tho mot attonUhmg reul-. A fev opplieattoti-, where tho hair wu thin mil f.tll.nr, Kae n markable tono uudIor to tlu mu., out J... r i:nry punltlo it danlruCT ilUupycar'i o.i tlu f.r-t or t-ec mddiessln?, an I ihelhyi.dMiearch l.i' in fie nature, NC-euuto p netr.te to Ihe root it dm, tun J n.t up 11 rad cali)ia:B'o from thci-turt, It it well knoiui that lUo riost b.'.iut.ful c lora ara l.nde fruin pet roleirn, find, by wimo m;terlrui t;itrti.in if naiim. the uti-tf crtk'.e rad . t..i) i .11 par n beautiful lijU-brown col r u ih) l...ir wliii U liy rout'tmcd use, deipi n 1 t a LIi!i 'iht e iji.rr. iit.ilu'p-rummittft'rant.i'ili.' lui'i if hue, and theilunr' ! ogr,. i.il lh..: .l.-u.t I'ltimite friend can H'-urii'y del ct 1. iru-fi. In u rd. It Utlie ri'i-t wuuilLifitl tl,..VLry Lf the ri ri1 will (iik-iluled t i wko tho irecti tan., d u.id rtij rijuac, W i 1 '-i o-'f r nd-r-4 to r'vi Itntrt.l, futln1 fni -ili I i.i ( ni ix i m I-mi nut v iiniin . i i . n l'rf woiidi rll tlleti. i'itlsOitt'-jU tuh.i,uHHU ij T'ie art lite 1 tt-llitu It- own Why I i I' h hkN t f t j i-uu U wtio uiv u- ; it n.tli l.u i.. i-.. B. -.tf.j. t- -U uum.'iu,; ii aui;-: V H. Iliinx X Co., I ifih one I'li.im u-y, sa'7. '') ' have oMpreuruhoii- 1n Hi" hint f. t u,,sm 1 i f ititutt jearN bat lutki n e I .l tuii mhI l il oryne U nuherwa) n fii i.o.i, Wi i icro f r. neoiiiniinl ft with (.uandibeu to our frtu.di i..id tU'geiuralpuLl.e." !Ir. nt TliM:4 V. Uwu cf tlw O.xtei Open Tin i:1-. lib! "Afur Hxwttks' He 1 tint con- ii,it wre nico my touuiuU-, tnut)tir '1'i.rbo ; in ' h i 1 1 "1 U i r dm l n if a wi'Mjrful gruntU of J.! uro 1 bad i.oiiu fur ji.ar,M C II Smith, cf thoJinu'o HLht Oomblnuiion, -.ii-.: Afur ui.u jour '1'niUitl.ie' tUrioutvk 1 it m i niMuc d tu:.t i cM lif.itl cm bo u haired.1 U ri nl'ly UOlldctfl.1 l i Ulj VJl'. ' H I Annit n, f.'i.ii''' I tot 1 Ma . wnteit V-.i'i ti'ini ' I .i-U'torvt1 1-.) liaii uf.vT-.vir-1 .' il-e bad fai.vil." J vim Ii. I'on, t.tiornev-,t lav . 'i t'lSir-', !! i- -, v i.i. : rr Uiiri liian vAi u 'it n , n;i m i iv Ik i 1 1 i. bct'.iaa finuo l i i ! ( c iro 1 1' ii a ( I ti'! ird ball, I ut hi e i itht w a; I wn 1 1- i.. d to iry ht i' rbtli , u d it. - ul i-t I. i , i it simply wniuli iful. V. It i.' l.o b.iii it In i n u f.ir iur tin re now upp a thik i ontu. Mid i umium lucid that b) nurim m. -ii-i , 1 1 av u Ui i o4 a hi ud "t I air ta i . v i r had Ji ii rmw imr uuw neaiij lu uniui m la...r u.u utltr It la iUl. GAB BO LIME 1. nun irtciited t Ihf p i :''i..tt f tr .f ion tt ul i I, ii ua ll.ii I'. tKi... i ii anil it -..lUdcr if tat Hu.r tlie liuild h.1,111 r I r..,h t'.sl. I'rlre, iim: llllt.f. t: ji. r Lotlle. Suld Ii) Itll 1)1 liutst., KENNEDY & COThVTSBURG, PA., boil Ai'O-H for llio L liito 1 State,, ti.il l.asa. mi UrA Urltua. aaiikiojjjiija FRIEND --2'?fv'- Sii 83 tra fTa R UAKVUL It BLOOMSBUTIG, PA., FRTDAT , DECEMBER 10, Poetical. IT MAY IlirYOUl! 1UI1X XF.XT. Jiiduo not too Inrs'ily, t,h, my rilend, lit him sour tillow-inan, Hut draw our vt 11 ot i hoi I ly Asklndlj ns on can. Iloonco wi'sc.ilkd an honest man, HeforeBorii maliccd Ilo stepped trom cut the narrow way It miy bo jour turn next. Folnttns upon tho great highway A sum ring tout dcth Ho ; tlo staunch his wounds and quench his thirst. Nor pass htm I Hy by. tloil will nor brook the swift excuse, Hi" thoughtless, vain, pretext ; A fellow mortal biles the dust It may be J our turn nejt. You heard one diy n single word Against a person's name i Oh, bear It not trom door to door To further h irt Ids fame. lt)ou'ie tho man ton claim to be, lleimmbir, then, the ti.it, To "speak no ei II," truo or false it may bo your turn uevt. Tho world Is bad enough, we own, And still miy need more light. Y et. w Ith truo loi e to all may wo Help In ties cause of right. Lift upthe sinful ntidtheweak, The soul by care perplexed, Well knowing that lo drink tho Bali It may be our turn next. Anon .U'TKI! IUI!K. 11V IIEOKUK ntltpSKVE. Cheer thee, cheer thee, weary heart I Though the Hps ot Joj are dumb, though In deeps of night thou art. Alter dark t he tlaw n w I'l come. After dark the sun will .shliu Ilrlghter for Its long eclipse ; Hid thy soul 110 more repine, Hllss shall meet thy longing lips. Heaven bids thee ne'er despond ; 1 hough a cloud thy Uslon tills, Walt and hope, tor, Juu bej ond, Lo.'iu morn biliind the hills I Sunn the sun will ilsengiln, Iiloom Ihe lionets and sing the lark : Joj w dl follow after pain ..s Ihe sunshine nftt r it irk I A Few Stiierslltluns Wi- cti)iy In-low from tlie l'liiln. Sitn '".' 'l'iir, :i few of tliu many sitpcrstiu tioiis iinliili'tl in l,y ii etrtaiii "class. Tho liist one ln'jfiiis witli tlie eomtnoii rhyme from JldthiT (Joose, which is familinr to all anil was as follows: see a pin nndpUk It up. All the day jou'llhaic good luck; see u pin and Ii tl t lay, Had luck jouTI hale all day. This siipi istitiiiii is a common one, sli.'iieil hy all classes, anil ilonhtless oiit; iiiakil in jiast tijes when ins weu' seaiceatul Mihiahle. We olten hear it qiiotetl as an instance of Steihen !i lanl's i cotioiny that he was never known to i.tss a pin withimt picking it up, hut the ipiestioii is an open one whether the fact was line ty nmthcs uf thift or sim ply to the ohl snpeistitioii. Tliis is tlie season of hitihl'uig and it is curious to olisciAe how, when a laihler is eieeteil attainst u wall, many persons in fact, the majority uf pas'stis-hy go round it, or out into the sheet, rath er than pass under, although danger to life or limh from so doing there is ahso lutely none. And of those who stttidi ly walk under jiinhahly tnoie than one remembers uncomfortably tlie ill luck which is said to attend the act. The evil repute which attaches to I'ri day is well niirh woild-wiih'. Aiiiohl' sailors the prejudice against this day is especially plevalent. In older to dispioe and counteract it in some measure a wealthy Knglish ship-builder once built a H'sVel which was begun un Kiiday, finished un 1'ii day, christened 'The Friday' and hiuiieh ed on Fiday. It was with much dillicul ty that mi ll were found to man her, but tempted hy high wages a crew was at last obtained and she stt sail un Fiitlav. lTnfoitun:itely for the success uf the ex periment she' was iieer heard of again. SriTKSIIIlONS AllOl'T HAYS. llcsidis the prumineiice wiieh Fridav lias attained, eery day of the week has its superstitions aitachid and is of goutl or cil omen. With most of them the reader is inobably familiar, yet an ai ti de uf this kind would hatilly be com plete without an enumeration ot the most common: Sunday's child re'er lacks In place; ilondajs's child Is fair In the face; TuiMlaj's child Is full ct grace; Wtdncf daj 's child Is sour ar d sad; Hiursdoysdiildlsloilrg aidplnd; 1'rld ij 'a child Is loMng end glilng; And Saturdays u,.ld Miall wotk for Its Hi. Ins I sneeze cn u Monday on met 7e for daigir; .-iietieuu a icitu.iyjcu kiss a stranger; Snecm (in n Widrisday jou fptwe fcra Itttei Sneeze on a Thursday for semMhUig'-ctlir; Sneeze on a Fi Id iy j cm srnee to j our s rro ; sneeze on a Satutdaj jour snefthiart to-morrow; Sneeze on a sundty jour saieiy scik, The del II will i base outhe wholnef the week. Cut your nails on .Monday j on cut them for news: Cut them on 1 uesdaya air cf neiv idioes; Cut thtm on Wi dm slay 3 on cut them for health; Cut them on Thursday 'twill add to jour wealth; Cut lliem on Friday jou cut tin m Mr woe; Cut Ihim on Saturday a Journey jou'll go; I'utlhem on siiidaj jcu cuttlem toreill. For all the wnk long jou II be rulttl bj Hit. deill. Ihe last two omens re-'ardiiiL' Sun day mut have or'nmatcd in thu ihTis when it was a tienal offense for a man tu kiss his wife oil Sunday, and win 11 Mel chiscdcc .loiies was put in the stocks fur ..,.,!!.... .... 1 ! . . . '.. . .... .oiiiig 011 nis swiiiiieau one Miiihatli CW'lllllg. I here are lntelligetit and well-educat- (il people whom nothing can induce to try 011 a mourning garment when nut in black themselves. The writer has heard a lad v upbraid tug liei'selt with the keenest unini'.se 011 the death of her sister, because a few days pievioiis she hud tiii d 011 a black crape hat belonging to a friend isiting at the house. To reason with her and iHileinur to prove that any connection between the two cu-nt wa impossible, coliifuitcil her but little and to day it is probable that none of tho family would upon any consideration do tlio samu thing again. F.-W'i'y June knows the origin of tho custom of burying the dead Willi their fcet tu the Fast, custom universal aiming Christian nations ami adopted at liist tiiat as tho Lord is to come in the Hast tlie dead may arise and stand with their faces ,to lliui in the lesiineetioii. Tim usage of centuries lias tooted this cus tom so deeply that it is little wonder that when it is departed fiom tho supersti tious shako their heads and piophesv that no good will come of it. Some o'f us, indeed, who do not in such case actually expect another death in the family must confess to feelingas though our dead could not rest quietly if laid otherwise than in the timo-iioiioied posi tion.' j st:TtiMi tiii: imt si; in 011111:11. ! . tt.ij iiisiiianee agents me the oil v ,..,.n- 11 in, ua, any idea now many men, sensilile in other respects, 1110 kept twin iii.-iiiniu iiicir ills ii 1 ni , either on Iheir own pail or 011 that n some lneinlier o then- families, that tin net might shoilen their lives, and then aie sillier business men wlindieaiul leave fi.,,;.. ,ui. .1.... ... it .. .. ...... ..-.i.ui-j 1,, eiitues.s iitiuaiion nil her than make a will, because of the vague icar lest thus 'setting their house in or tier hasten the day of death. l'loin the same fear inniie men e.,f,. from alteiing or adding to an old house, and we have known .-Titian prominent hi ins iicigiinornooii. wealth v and other wise liberal to his family, who then lived 111 a (bulling which was a continual moitilication lo his u-i tn nti1 ,1. iMirl.-t.il j rt'Mstini; nil tluircntivjitu- to rtlHiild.so ..II !.. 1.1 . . f . . iiiny ciiiivmceii tnai it tic weie so to do his death would soon follow- This su peistitiun h not an uncommon among old people. '.ay your prayers, eluhh von II hae seven; years trouble, once said n bi,1v t the writer, when the latter had broken icr doll s looking glass, 'j'he angurv was tulhlled, but as four of sevni were the black ears uf the late civil war, the trouble was bv no menu cotili lied to tho imliiekv looking-i-lass shat- terer. country folk some 111 lesl, some in truest translate the ciowine of n elueken cock at the door into Straiii'i r coming to-day, and we icmeiiibcr 1111 old lady who invariably made piepatation for company when tlie waniinir note was sounded 111x111 her tuemises. Itith itv years she declared, the sign had never tailed her. The same old ladv has a net cat as black as any which ever figured in a tale ut necromancy. 'Keep a black cat.' she used to say, when the line of her favor ite was commented on, 'keep a black cat and you'll never lack for inonev.' She was wealthy, but a few miles off livid .-mold negro crone, mistress uf .1 cat ai black as her own, who (the negress, not tlie cat) had the credit of witchcraft and who, in spite ut her reputed connection with the devil and the uwtiershiti of the ...1.11 1 1 . . cat, 11:111 nam woik to keep soul and botlv togcthtr. Mtrr ATi:vi:uv tchn. There are a thousand and one super stitious sluing upon the tliic.nl of our eveiyday lives and which meet us at ev cry titin. ! ew of us aie weak enough to let them inlliicuco our actions, vet most ot us remember tin 111 unpleasantly now and then, while every man of ts', lid we own tlie truth, have one or tnoie omens which we picfer not to encoun ter. 'I cannot bear to have my left eye -1 quiver,' said a ladv of cultivation and ivct.-ige intelligence. 'Of cottisc I know time is nothing in il. but then I can't nip feeling, when il docs mi. as if trouble were coining.' Plenty uf ncoiilc who onc-hl to know- belter aie linn believeis in the simeisli tiiui that it is unlucky to place the shoes winch one lias worn (luring the day oth- rwise at night than with the toes lioint- ing to the door and cannot sleep in peace unless thev have done so. Years ago ago the belief in the evil omen of spilling salt was so prevalent that it was ridiculed by Addison in the Sjiictiitor, but the superstition still holds Us own. Ihe evil may be aveitcd by Illuming a much of s'llt over the left boulder, a chaini which is clearly a rel ic uf the old heathen ceremonial of cast- lice in the air and pouring libations the gi omul as a proprietary offering im-een spirits. Among the sigiis which are supposed to foretell death Wi the ringing in the ear. known as the ith-bell; the death watch (a Peculiar ticking lit.ise caused by a small insect titling its wav through wood), or a pnr- tiait hilling iroin its tilaee on the wall. ind each uf tlu tn has more than once given ncivous petsoiis a lit of the blues. VV hen the eves ol a corpse refuu to lull tin y aie ghastly enough, in all con science, to give color to the siinerstilion tliat they aie watching fur some one wliu is soon tu follow, and il a hur-c chalices to stumble near a giave-vard its ider may be evcu-ed if his sensations thereat aio none uf thu most pleasant, even though he is not so foolish as to consider it an actual death-waining. If a door opens without apparent atise the t.erniaus have a saving, which has come across the water to their Ame rican descendants, that a spirit has en tercil. and that the cold, nervous shiver, which most ptrsons have felt more or often, is held to result from footfalls over the future grave of him who epc limccs it. There are sick nurses who, at the 1ml side of the thing, never fail toi.pen door or window that the dcpaiting sou) may pass out. The siipeistition is, I thinl;. of Scotch origin, and the leader will ie member .Meg .Mciillics at tlie dying bed uf the gypsy, chanting: Oi,-n lock 1 reunite--Come dealU and pass life. pinnhi; i-ai:iii:s Tragic stories aru related in various paits of the country at home ami abroad ol evil uMiIting to the unlucky guests at dinner panics ol thirteen. Many in telligent and educated people haibor this siipeistiliuii. liisiuaick, it is said, leiiH es m h i any eiictiiiHtaaiK-.s to sit thuv 11 to table with the fatal number, and a prtuui.ient bttsiiiiMs man of New Yi rk is icported to owe his stmt in life to the readv lad with which he suddenly remembered a pressing engagement, when the failure ol two iuv iteil guests to appiar at a dinner given by A. T. Steivait reduced the Huniber iircseiit to thiiiieu, to .Mr. Stew ait's evident annoy ancc. All of us niiinbi'i' 11111011-' our :i'e iiiaintatiee wives who never remove their wedding ring, and who, weie it to slip olf accidentally, would surely expect -oiiii (lire misfortune I should think his ears would burn' U 1 ' mou remaik whin a person is made the subject of continued couveisa lion, mid '-.o iinnv stitches vou lakention you. so many lies will be told about yon' is fivipicntly quoted when a rent is has tily sewn up without changing tho torn garment. In nearly every land the moon is the subject of numerous siipertitious. Shu regulates the changes ot the weather liases must bo coiisii hid 111 soao neik- nig, in killing meat, in planting, in do,-, ens ul the common pursuits ul life, and to see the new moon through tries our the lell shoulder, witli no money in the ii'clut is thought to bo luublv 1111 ueky. ' Should a coal pop out from a woo.l lire ami burn a lady's dnss the event foi 1 tells 11 siiiti r for hir heait. ninl hand, and if two spoons eoinn totr,.ii,. 1880. er in the sugar dish a wedding in the i.iiiiiiy is 10 no expected Willi equaled' liiuuy. 'Smg before breakfast you'll civ lure supper, and 'Ulessed be the bl'lde niai ine sun shines un liavi familiar adages. passed int( C. ..II I ..! 1.. . . Tiiaiioivs ouiiiiiiig 111 a chimney bung goon hick to the house, but not to the dwellers then 111 if the buds bd lestcd. Killing a eat is thought by inativ to be a dire misfoitune, aiul he who does HIS dooinid through ife to fa nre in everything he undertakes. It a strange eat adopts n house vnhm i.iiny as ner lioino sliu is believed to bring good luck tu the house hold. .Nlllnbels uf intelligent People keen a pocket-piece of gold or silver 'for good luck. 'Ihe devil dances 111 an einntr pocket." And others, generally old in utile. would not for much leave a horse-shoe loilhil lying 111 the road without picking it up, All old hot-sc-shoc brings irood hick. uoiiiiiy so it tound bytheownei. I lor nee (iieelcy kept alw'avs a nistv horsn. hoe over the door of his sanctum, nml the more or less dicoiated hoise-shoe which plays such an impottnnt pail in ,,,1'hiiii in iiiniieiii.-ii 1011 is simii v 1 tie re vival of an old stiiieistition. "tt'diiicn Xevcr IliiiiU.' Ifllie cniblifd old linehelnr lllld lltlpt-f-'l this i-cntliiinit cull Id hut nlttif s tl.e intense iiiniieiir, uetp study nail thuroiiei nvn.l nation of women in (lptcrminuic the best medicines to keen their fninil ips well, nml niiiiiii nine uieir sagacity 11111I vtimIiuii In eifctiiu' imp iiiitn.s as tliu hot. nut 1 em- etidratii'.' il hy kirpinj; their fsinilles in p'rpetnsl hrallh.ai a mt re nominal expense, lie would he I'.irctil loucknimlid it Hint siieh sLLtiiiitmsiiro liaieli s uiiil false I'icinimc laii'0ieaii (Intulilin Ilonses. Anvbnily who has traveled in tlie south of Frances and passing along the Cornice road, has stepped out of the way to visit the little principality of .Monaco, must have been struck will! the beauty of sceney, and "after a visit to Monte Carlo, will bo ptetty sine to ad init that it is not sui prising that the oveol lilav and the attractions of the ice hac succicileil in delaying many a traveler un In- road. Nature md art seem to have combined to get iim into the net of tin- millionaire who lately ruled at the magniliccnt establish ment which fionts tile sea, about three mailers of a mile from the town of .Monaco. .Monte Cailo is almost the only ace now leinaiiiiiig where public gam filing is peimittid. There a magnificent. hotel is kept for the purpose of enticing any pi 1 sous who muy be willing to give up their davs and nights to the ittractions of trente it iiuaianle and loiige. et noir; and fiioncnt tiains bring otlicis fiom .Mcntone and Nice who may like to while awav an alleinoon in I'cing whither foittine is inclined to fa or tin m with her smiles. Though at the present time gambling is foi bidden in lielgium and (ieiinany, it is nut many nis since the cry ut the coupler might iu-been heard in the Redout ut Spa, or the Kuisaal at Hamburg, and a gam ing house was a necessary adjunct at very ctinlincn tal watering place. Dur ing the rilgn ot N.'iliolioli 111 Itinuent itteinpts well- made to induce the etn- lei'or to grant pel mission tor the open- ; uf a gambling establishment iu l'ar htit without -itccess. It is icported that on one occasion, on being asked to unit this favor, the emperor's answer as, 'Oh, certainly, but there must be m. limit' thus, while appaientlv giving ici iiiission. rendering it quite impossible the appicant tu carrv out his wi-dus with anv possibility of success. In older o explain the above answer uf the em peror, it mav, pel Imps, be well to stale that iu all gambling places then- is a lim it to the highest sum that mav be staktd it one time, as olheiwise the bank would 1111 the risk of being continually broken; mil no establishment, however wealthy, uiiil hold out for any length of time gains a rapid succession of reveises of iitiine. In Kngland ft a- mav years pub lic gambling places, or 'hells' as thev were popularly termed have ceased to exist. writer six and thiitv years ago says that theie weie at that time muie than twenty uf these establishments in l'all .Mall, i'icadilly and St. .lames', called in to 1 xisleiice bv Mr. Crock fold's success. 'lock ford was the founder of a club Inch was known bv hi name, and had Its abode at the tup ul St. .lames' slreit. while the vonshirc' is nuw unaltered. Win n play was somewhat at a low ebb Mr. Cruel. ford then came to London and laid Ihe foundati m ot the most colossal ortuiie that was ever made in such a maimer. He begat: bv taking Walters hi club house, in paitneiship with a man named Taylor. Thev set up a ha.- trd bank and won a great deal of uion- lmt quarreled and separated at the ud of the first year. Taylor continued ici e lie wa, had a bad year and broke. "rockfurd remoud to St. .fames' stieet. id a guud vea", mid instantly set about uililing the magnificent club house which used to bear his name. To make ihe coiiipaiiv as select as possible the es tablishment 'was regularly organized as a club, and tlie election of membi i s vested i 1 a cutii'iiittiv. It soon became the l.isl.ion tu belongt'iCruckfiJid's and peo pie, whither givi u to play or Hot, h-i.t 1 md to enroll tin uisih-i's :m m mhers Tho Duke of Wellington w as 111, origi nal member, though' (unlike l.luehii. who repeatedly hut everything he had at play) he was never kiioiyn to play ihi p at any gam-. Card tables were regular lv placed, and whist was played "oi-ca-sionally: but the aim, end, and' the final cause of the whole was the ha.atd bank, at which the proprii tor took his nightly stand, prepared for all conn rs. Tin-To wai a rceogniiteil limit at which (after losing a eeitain sum) ho might declare thu bank bruko for the night; hut he knew his business too well to stop. The speculation aiiswerul veiy well, and du inig scveial years ever.v thing that any body c.nv.l t i,k .ls , allowed up, 1 K'gie,ite.st gamblet was the iiobluuaii who was presented at the saloon at l'ar is as -Le Wellington des .loiieiils.' He lust 4"i!l,()0i) at a sitting, begiimiiig at lji at iiightand ending at 7 iie.t evening. He ami thru-other noblemen could nut, U is said, have lost less, sooner or later, than .CllW.lKK) a piece The consequence was that Mr. Ciocklnrd rellrid with an ei'oimniis foituue, and thu club soon ,.f tei winds came to an md. Tell it to jeur 1 i igi.bor. ai.d bieiids that tin re in a 1 utc I t 1 un iis ,," the Knj leys, lliad.ltr uuil LHuary Organ, In bay'. Kidney Tad, ' II I ii I li I ini ii I mi, mi ii TUP. e.OI.UMHIAN. VOL. XIV. NO to COLUMHIA IlKMOOItAT, VOL XLV. NO. 4t Ilow to Dress a Turkey. There is much practical wisdom among tlie. poultry men. that does not get into the p.ipi r or I ks. A tuikey raiser who prides himself ihi sending 'to mar Let the handsomest of turkeys in his town, for Ihe Christmas maiKet, tells us how he diesses his bints. The turkeys aie fed as usual the night before butch ering, and iu the morning an- driven upon the birii tloor, assoon as they come fiom the roost and are made sicuie. Their crops are emply and they can be caught as thev aie'wantid. '.Make a slip noose of strong cord for each tur key, in an adjoining stable or shed, put Ihe turkey's legs iu the noose and witha small pointed knife stick the binl as near the head as possible. As soon as tlie bird is dead, strip off the feathers pin feathers and all. Cut the neck off as near the head as possible, remove the wings and draw the entrils, before tak ing the bud down. I he tuikev is hung up alive, and taken down readv" for mar ket. Lay tlie bird 011 his breast or side on a clean hoard to cool. Tuikeys should be carefully handled in diessing to avoid lueaking'the skin, for it rubs off very caily when thev aru waiin. ltemove all the liin "featlieis and pack the birds when scut to 111:11 ke-t in clean straw, so that theie will be 110 marks of blood upon them. Handsome, clean dressing will add a cent a pound and of ten tnoio to inaiket price of all kinds of poultry. American A1fir11lt1iri.1t. Wint llverylioily Wanls. It is n pleasant, reliable meilldne that never docs nnybwlv nt.j- linrm, mid prevents "i ml cures dlspapc by U-ipipg tin-stomal h In perfect order, the bowels regular, ami tl.e kidnevs and lifer nclivr. Such a medicine s 1'arl.ur s Limner Ionic. It relieves every at. and we have seen stacks nf loiters from thousands who have been saved nml cured byiu See oilier column. Iribunt. rniitauil the Slase. It is to be deplored that there should be such antagontstical fieling existing on the pait of the church 'people anil theaties. Theaties of one kind or .-m- other w ill continue lo exist, all church lemonstrances to tlie contrary notwith- slanding.'N'ow-.wliilu we boast of a well legiilatcd theatre being a school uf art, md the instruction leeeived bytlieieii lition of good plays by good, educated uclois, we also contend a theatre as hen- elieiil, and il is the duty of all good peo pie to support any institution' that has merit ami proper appreciation of beau ties ami ait. Nothing was ever created by the Almighty but was intended for the good of man. If any ()f winks or the principles lan down for uem's .government aie abused, the responsihili. Iy rests upon those who have them in barge, (iood it is said, is everywhere. of ai d with (!oil, it matters not whether in music, Scripture, painting, sculpture or acting. No man in the Knglish tongue ever did more to liv Scriptural truths und identify religion with literature than Yv ilhaui Shakespeare, the actor ami au- mr. showing more conclusively it is not a man's life-woik, but his head and intellect which serves (iod best. The man or woman who can actually ueisim. ite a great character is possessed of o-n- uius which deserves our esteem and ad miration One who can lighten life's toils by arousing thu dormant humor in man's nature is not 'amused of Cod.' my mure than the ruse which lends sweet lragranee tu the air. but lilessiu it It is only when the musician, sculptor. painter or actor would deliniate man's ower nature or arouse the evil irissions which lead tu vice and misery, that .,11 iood people should civ out bev'vaie. The peisonating ol a great chaiaeler by a master of tuiu an is ittst as vvurtliv-'ie- u'ct and patronago as the seuluiiir'u unfolds hcaitlv iu virginal marble, or th.. painter who reveals gems of thought 011 invassor the musician who sets liu- tuanity aglow with melody. The action of church "people ttirnliii' their iiitluence awav from red n-nuli hitrionic ait and in its stead uttering anathemas against the stage never has nor never will command thu respect of intelligent people, although they mav tacitly toler- ile it. -I'.yeiv thing comes in limit' is a (ieimaii proveib. Intelligence and jus tice lead the pucept and the few follow the progress of the age, whether iu M'i nee or art, ami we may et 1,,L- ful some good even from church fanaticism. it may, however, be tardy in cmntur like those stars that shine upon other worlds gradually appears in tlie heavens beaming down upon us, and, as Shake speare says, 'Shining like a good deed in a naughty world.' So may the chinch in time look kindly upon -The Mimic World.' The cultivating of professional ability ami pirsonal tnoial 1 xcelletico on tlie purl uf actors and actresses mana gers ui theatres will plate our stago wuei'o 11 should be, beyoiitl onisin uf sectarianism, petty tilling. ihe people will soon learn that it is not (ioil's will to condemn any good thing wherever found, and that Ih't ehis, theatres are not atilc-ioonis to perdition or talented actors 'children of the devil.' The stage, however, should prodiw'c such pieces and ai fistic scenes as would In- acceptable to those who v is"n a theatre. We could not pretend that such is its actual state now Hut in ih-lense 0 un institution that was originally intended tor II good and lloble purpose, let i,s g back ami see why and for what pui-polL-ninny ol these good plays were written, hach and every one had an ideal, as we will prove. Let us name a few uf the plays which have had an inllueiiee on the minds uf men, ami fiom which good and wholtsome lessons were dirivml. Friendship has been one 1 t admirably carried .nit iu 'Hamlet,' Mctchaut o'f eniee,' and 'I Union ami 1'v thias.' In stances of friendship in the hiinihlcsphcie of lite are to be found in the -Sprigs of Laiuel," ami manv iiiinur pruditc lioiiH. Perhaps there Knot to be found out side the llililo a more beautiful ill. titra tion of mercy than that in the ".Mer chant of Venice,' (Act I. scene 1.) In The Clandestine marriage," the folly of wealth, sicking an alliance with gi'eat iicss, without evir coiisiihiiii" what ate the real source, ,,f ". and happiness mid of greatness, seeking an alliance with wealth which it des pisis, are admirably exposed. '-,. Heiress' presents some coloring neailv as good. Iu ibis age of shoddvism.weii diugs uniting panics fop Interest name vs. diamonds a few such pl ivs as wo have named might have a bem licial ellict. "The .lialous Wife.' , x rln"S r "f 1110 J'ervcrsellcts ,111(1 folly of tho.su females who render them HATES OFADVEUT1SLV.. IK. Ill, I3.cn I5.C1 t.lii) S.dfl t.eo u.i t.oo 13.0 10.00 ts.no onelnch ti.oo 11.50 I'ltn In JIM'S . l.(o 4,oo Three inches '.in four liiclics a.no i.fio 13 i'ti isi, t.l.'Ai' JS.lM, Ml 'S' I Oil. 'I, 1 Trio ouorier column coo s.oo nan column .. in.nn is 00 16.(l K5.1II One column .Ki.eO i.eo io.oo to. in Yearly advertiscmci-im t-iAinbte nti,.i.ri. slcntadrertlbriiienisiiiiisi t,p i-sMf Arhrm, In., n. ni except whero parties uatoajcounls. lgalftdienlsoirrniiiiwodoiurspei ihchfoittnr, insertions. ond ni 1 hn 1 ji for addlllonallntnlltr t ....uuuv ,v.vt-.-uvitiait.'tiU( Executor's. Arnti-,!tt.nt---B . three dollars. l ust bo paid f or when Inscrleu Translentor i.ne.i nriiirp. , n .. ,. reiriilara.l.r l..;,:;. ;". v-"" """e. cards In tho "littsins DUoctory" column one dollar per resrf or each lice. "e selves and their husbands miserable by groundless jealousy. Perhaps them is not to Ik- found in the whole range of dramatic literature a tiioretetrible picture of jealousy than then- is in that if '(llhello.' Kvcry avcliili' of the human heait- -every niolionof the brain Ihinugh an action are brought to bear iu catty iug out this maniac pas-don, for such 'it is. The great scene in this play, when the pasioii of jealousy has leached its height and madness seizes upon tlie victim, a mole tcrriblu display of all the attributes of man's nature combined could only be drawn and painted by 0110 man, and that man Miukesiici'e. 'The School for .Scandal,' presents a Hue pietttic' for fashionable life, confined to one period. Kuravngance and folly can be much better portrayed 011 tho stage than they can iu either a periodi cal or the pulpit, and it is lieie the truo mission of the actor shows itself in a proper ami ellicieiit light. The charac ter which Drayden has drawn of Shakes-pen- is not only just but uncommonly elegant and happy. "Ife was the man who of till modern and perhaps ancient poets had the lar gest and must comprehensive soul. All tlie images of nature were still present to him and hu drew them not laboriously but luckily. When he describes any thing you more than see it. you feel its joy They who accuse him of wanting learning give him the greatest commen dation. Hu was naturally learned. IIu needed not tin- spectacles of books to read nature. Hu looked onward and found her there. How applicable are these-his own lines to himself: -Tiira him to any causa of policy, Tho gordlan knot ctlt he win unloose! Familiar as his garter, that when he speaks, 1 he air. a Oissten-'d libertine Is still. And the mute wonder lurketh on man'a ears To it" it his sweet and honied sentences, So that art and practice part of life, M'l-tibethe mistress of hlslhrone." l'he object of (hecian stage was to jnstruct. 'J'he object ot thu Knglish stagu is to improve. Kuripides was the master of one, Shakespeare that of the other. How much a single ollicer may do to ic- iorm thu taste ol the public is shown in the case of .Menander among the (hecks who, coming after the cotriipt statu of the stage in the time of Aiistophnns and uf the middle comedy, set the model of eonect, elegant and moral comedy. And Kuripides considered the character of a poet in a higher light than that of being merely a minister to the trade of thu public, whatever it might be, fur when the people of Athens were iu an uproar, being offended at some sentenoj iu a play of his then being acted, and callid upon the author to alter it, hu stepped loiwanl and said, 'I compose plays to instinct you, not that you in stinct me." Would we had such i'nstiuu tors now. Collie Cibher in the Stmihty 'rcst. It is impossible fur a woman lifter a faith ful courT ot trra'meut with Lydla K. l'ink. Imns's Vegetable Compnnti(l,t"o continue to sillier with n w eakness of the litems. Kn. clo-e a siamp to Mrs. I.ydia K, rinkham, '2.M Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass., for hir poiqihlets. A Huston man besought his wife, be ing but time years married, for tho privilege of a night key. 'Night kevf she exclaimed, in tones of amazi me'tit, 'what ue can you have for a night kev when the Woman's Kmaneipatioii league meets Monday night, tlie Ladies Uci mistic mission Tuesday, the S'Mcixof .leiielio Wednesday, the Woman's Sci ence Circle Thuisilay, the Daughters of Nincvnh Friday, anil tlie Woman's P10 grosive Ait Association and tiieSuff lagu band on alternative' Saturday nights. You -tay at home and see that the baby doesn't fall out uf the cradle. He stays. II'Slnj-Fivi' Ihillars host. "You don't tell me v our bu. band is up nml Blintit naain, nml euiirtb cured bv so -unpin a intiliciiio as 1'arkpr-'Ginger Tonic? "Yis, indeed, I do," said Mrs. Iliijauiin to her inquiring neighbor, ami that too when we h-d lo ili.hly 1 aid ei-.-hiy.flve dollars in d 'Cur's I. ill. an, I prfrcriptiini., iu;U ntiir be had been given up hy his pbsicinns to die. Now my hu.si and feelsns well as evu, en tirely eurc1 by this 1 Mfllmit Tunic." Al.d (iroiy a sick iicin mig it lie well in a week if llity would milv irv it Ten Texan cow boys have got them selves into much trouble 111 the C, mim elie leseivatioii in the Indian Tuiitoty, tho-e of tlit 111 w ho stiiv ivul theie witli the Indians weie glad enough to iscai.e into tlie Panhandle, having iheir kilhd and woiimlid. This will he piobably styled another Indian atiocity; hut on the face of tie case, the cow' Iiovshad no business in the Indian Ti 1 ritulv, en- nance wit until legular penults heir eing prohibited by law. The most sensible remedy, nnd the only -.tie anil permanent cure fur all t'i-easis nf tin- liver, blin d in d tomai-li, including bib i us levits, liver nml n-jtic, dumb ague, j '(iti(licc,il).ii,sia, v is I'rt.f (inilmette's l-rench Liver I'ad-, which rure bv nh.nri' ti'iii. ..k your drupei. t for Ibis notfd euie, itid take Hootlur, ami if he bs nut (.-ot It nr will nut grt ,t tor v,.ti, sendSl SOto French l'.i I Co , Toledo, O , -nil ibty will sjiuI yon one i.t-tisitl by mum mail, h Cliiiuitiieii are ucoiniiieiided us good housemaids for the itiison that thev mo not very handsome and the nu ll of tho house wouldn't want to kiss thciu every lime he tin t tin ui in a daik corner. N'oiio of Ihe darned pigtails can wot I; for this .Melican man-not much ihey can't. We'to ton much of a patriot for t'hnt. I. YV. Hrm)t,dru-K.i, ; ...ii.ih, . I e nil'1 kj,ueli s ink id 1 i u w I i 1 r, nltl II was.tliie.si niqiti.si',!,. I,, lnn,t,e ihiiiimh" tcsiril.. Vr-iuu Klv's ( r.Mn Jlm J ei tir Iv 11 1, iv. .1 My I.m d I'H. imt been su t'liiit imr my v.. ice mi ,1 ,,,v' i" years. I mve 11 11 ri I eil 1 it ..'viral cull's time. 1 irrcuni- III nil ih s nliulrthle iinietlv to all wlmiiri sllli' "eil wiili 1 tiirlh or Cubt- in the bn.il ,1 O. T;i'b;'ii' r, U. itlei iu Itoov ami Sbu,.Iiilie Ij, 1i'J - .-iv Adv t. I believe Kl)'s Creini IIj'ih In 1 c th,. lust aiticlubirUatarfh tiny ievu 1 vt 1 olli iod in Hie public. It has given tatn-f.u-i( u in every cuse. ami knowing its ,, ,.,,,. in-iid 11. Samuel J Wilson, Diuegist.Wilk,. bane, I'a If an Indian could bo utali.nl as a lepiiblicau voter the pioptietv of eou fi 1 ring on him the political and social rights -I a man and a biuthcr might bo considered. ISut accutdiii-' to Cuitinl Sheiidail tlie ..ply jj, t ,1 ln.fi,,,, Imliaii. Ceil. Neal 1), 'W, the author of (ho Maine liquor hiw. and the prohibition i.ui'iin ui ii 1 l lts.iinu p, tmi iiu u,t,8 in his own state, Tempt uuiee nun, are vour skiits dean' IT 14.1111