TUB COLUMBIAN I
ft)ICBli lHOCIUT,rAB Of TIIK NORTH aKI' COU'M 1
w nUNCOKSOMDATtD.) I
muod weekly, ovcry Friday raomlnir ,al
llt.OOHSllUltO, UOLUMUIA COUNTY, l'A,
. .i noLLAnn nor year, socontA discount ati,,,-,..!'
VniiiilHi Wiuie.i, Toviuscrluersuiitc-I tin,
Jniinty tlio tcrmi (ire 11 per oar, strictly Iti ti.lt. met.
Su piper discontinued, ocept at me option o! the
n ittllUuprs, until nil arrearojea nro paid, but Ion
'intlnii'd credits after the, ojplratlon ot tho Ilrnl
. t will not bo iflven,
ill papers sent nttt of IhoHtnto or to distant post
,r,"s m 11,1 be J111'1 ,or ,n advance, unloss a rcspon
limn person In Columbia county assumes to pay luo
. inscription due on demand.
I'UsTAdK Is no longer exacted from subscrlbcrsln
...county,
,TOB FE.XKTi'iisrca-.
Tnetobblnir Itcpartmentnt tho CottMBIAKlsrory f)
.mniete, and our Jo H'rlntlnir will compare favora.,;
,i?wiin in" "'.? '"co , All wort, clone, on '
y,;and,ncatlyandatmoderatoprlMi,
Columbia County Offiei , Oiroctoi;
president. litdco William r.lwell.
Ancl.ito .T tulles I, K Ktlcklinim, I', t. Hhuman,
r-rothonotary. AC William Krtcknaum.
court stenographer s. N. Walker.
Mflstpr Ueeonler Williamson II. Jacoby.
nWttlct Attorney Hobcrt It. Little,
Uteris-1'. II lint.
surveyor Samuel Neyliarrt.
Treasurer II A, Sweppcnlielser.
i") ninlsslonera stepuett Polio, Charles lllcltart
iVnml'slrincrs,ulerk--.1, 11. Casev.
vli.lltors-S. II. Smith, W. Manning, C. 11. See-
'tre'comralsstonera Ell llobblns, Theodoro W.
!ci'i'titf Siiporlntendent-Wllllara 11. Snyder.
Illoo'n P''or District Directors K. .1. Albertson,
Greenwood; Heeco Palrman, Scott; Unlit) lurton,
liloo msburtf.
Bloomsburg Official Directory.
president of Town Councll-O. A, HEIUUNU.
Clerk I. K. Urot-.,
Chief of Police It. Harris.
president ot (las comp.my-H. Knorr.
.secretary 0. W. Miller.
Hl'torasburi; llanklntf company .loltn .Funslon,
Hri sldenl.H. II. llrnlz, Cashier, John Peacock, Tel
ler. Firs' Na'lonal li.intc Charles 11. P.ixton, President
I, P. Tustln, Cashier.
CIIUT.CII DIUIX'IOItY.
ST. MATTHKW'8 l.t'TlIBKAN Cnt KCII.
Minister Uev. o. D. s. Marcl.tr.
v tnd ly Services lut a. in. and t p. m.
S inJny School On, in.
I'r.iter Mcoilntf livery A'ednesday evening at 1
s ISts'f rce. N'opcws rented. All nro welcome.
rtlKsnVTEKtAN UIICIlCII.
Minister Uev. Stuart Mitchell.
Sunday Services invj n. in. and I p. m.
Mtmliy school-on. m.
Pr.iver Meet Ing livery Wednesday evenlnu at 7
o'doclt.
seal s free. No pews rented. St ratyrere welcome.
MCT1IOII1ST KflaCOI'At. CllCKCtl.
Presiding Rider Uev, W. I'.vans.
Minister Itev. K. II. Yocun.
sund i)' Services MM and I p. tn.
smuUv school-!) a. tn.
Illblo class I'.verv Monday ovenlnir at " o'clock,
yo'in? Men's I'rucr Menilng livery Tuesd.tj
7euln2 at T o'clock.
Hener.il Prajer Meeting Every Thursday cvcnlnc
7 o'clock.
HEFOKMED CnCKCIt.
Corner of Tltlnl and Iron streets.
Pastor II. II. strntick.
itesldeiioo Corner 4th and Catharine streets,
sin I ty services 1tV a. in. and 7 p. in.
sun-Mv School 0 a. in.
it ijer Mcetlmr Saturday, 7 p. m.
Ml arc Int lied There Is nlway3 room.
tttl'TlsT ClltlltCH.
p tor To bo su pplled.
s indiy senlces-MJtf a. m and 7 p. m.
s tndiv ScliooI-0 a. in.
crayer Muetlnz-lSvery Wednesday evening at ,
o' 'lock.
s.ti srree. The publlcure Invited tonttend.
st. l'Afi.'acncncn.
ii ctor Uev L. Znhner.
s.itniiv services liij.; a. m., 7 p. m.
sitndav seUool 9 a. m.
First sun lav In tho month, Holy Communion,
Services preparatory to Communion on Friday
veiling beforo the st Sunday In each month.
Pew s rented ; but everj body welcome.
grANOK!.!CA!.CHt'!tcn.
Presiding Elder Uev. A. L. ltccser
Minister Uev. (leorgo lluntir.
Sunday Srrvlcc-4 p. tn., In the Iron street Church
Priver Meeting lit cry Sabbath at 2 p. m.
All ant Invited. Allaro welcome.
M.OOM.SISUHO 1)1 UKCTOUY.
PHOKPSSIONAI. CAHDS.
T HUCKIXOIIAM
Attornov-fil-Law. Of-
IV.nco. n. J.
Clark's uulldlDg.adt-torv room 5.
may T, 'si-t f
Iliynmburg,
0
G. It.VHKIiKY, Atlomev-at.l.aw. Othc;
In llrnwrr'a bulMlng, 2ri'l story. Honinn US
I.
D
I?. H011ISON, Attorney-ut-I.aw.
In Ilartman'a building, Main street.
OtHte
I. VM. M. HKl!I':i:,rJurgeon and Physi
cian, o.llco Market ttre.-t. Near depot.
J.
J.
It. KVAXS, M. D., Surgeon ami I'livM
clan, (onieo ami Uesldenco on Third street
I!. McKKI.VY, M. I).,Kiirneon andl'lty
blctan, north side .Main street, below Market.
yR. J. C. IIUTTER,
PUVSICIAN iCSUHCEON,
Office, North Market street,
Oct. 1, TO. ltloomsburg, Pa.
D
n, i. i.. KAiin.
l'RACTIGAl, DENTIST,
Main Street, opposlto Episcopal Chun.li, Uloutus
ourr, Pa.
jr Teeth extracted without pain.
Oct. 1 U70
DWILMOT CONNKIt, M. I)., I'HYSI
,C'I VN and M'to.HoN'. special nttcntlon given
1u tliu DtsKASkS and tiKtKns nf the I.YK lUlt
Takiut atiil raiiKKV In all Its varlovs tiranelies
:ir- Mso careludy ndjusuthu I.YKvvith PUol'IlU
1I. SSh.s.
f K 10 a. m.
IIoliks .'! 1:30 p. m.
17 Hp m.
.1 1 llust Mre4i, 111 olnirt:, Pa.
July io, ii-if
W. H HOUSES,
IH.OOMSnUKG, COL. GO. PA.
All stvlesof work ilono In a superior manner, vvotk
waVrnntertas represented Tsmi I xtkact
ht vvirttouT Pain bv tho use of (.as, and
free of charge vluui urtlUiUl teeth
ate liiscrfd
onh-e Cornr M.ilu and Iron streets.
7o be ojien at till hours during the day.
Nov, n-v
MlsCELLANUOL'ts
"1 M. DIUNKKli, HUN ami LOCKSMITH.
Su'lng Machlnesand Machinery of all kinds re
dilrcd. Drum llol'sn liulldlng, llloomeburg, Pa.
"IAVID LOWKNIIKIIH, Merchant Tailor
J Main St., above central Uotr).
1 S. KUIIN, dealer it. Meat, Tallow, etc.,
L . Ontrn sti eet, letvveon second and Third.
i UOUS1U.S l'ltKUXI), I'melical hotuei).
pathlc Horso and Cow Doctor, ltioomtburg, Pa.
ten. 11, ln-tt
JA.Mi:.S ItKIU.Y,
'L'oiisoi-inl Ai'tist,
Is again at hH old bland under KXCHANUi: II (v
'''la. and has aa usual a PIlisT-CLASs, UAIilil.lt
shop He iisiieclfully solicits the imronanire of
IPs old cubtomcr and of the (.uullc generally,
july la, se-if
OATAWISSA.
TM- I.
EYKHLY,
ArroHNKV-AT-LAW ,
Catawlastt, Pa.
Colleetions pton.ptly made and remttUsl. omu
o-ipmlti i alawlsaa D-postt IS ink. m-w
VT II. UIIVWN, "
A T T O U N K Y-A T-l. A W ,
Catavvlasa Pa.
om.-e, rorner of Third and Main stn ets.
!. UVKr.MN
SfKKSKNTS TIIK rOIIJlwlKO
AMMtlCAN INSURANCE C'OMl'ANIES
I.ycointngof Muucj ivnusvlvanli.
North urn. Main ot PLjAlelphla, pa
i riuklln, of
I'wansMvablaof "
Mr.iierauf York, Pa.
H aa jver of New York,
Maiihatlannt "
onir.o on Varlet strts't No. . IPoniufOitrg, fa
's i. vja, 70-vj
Farm fox Sale !
Tin. n,.H, kiL.,., ,i (,ff. rj in t, Ivute tn'e a KAI1M OP
SIX! Y.'l HllhK ACltl S, with PIIAMK IIHl'sK. barn
ana otiur oui-t uuaings in, rmn, huh ie in riai.tuK
Cn k 1, ui tl. In Ii. irm il Half t f CUil IV.UIOII. I oeutt'i
tinr Atl.nrv iu ,, I.m nrf Imspit mi reaSOimtile t, I lllS,
A duo (iici aril on Hie. piot ert , ai d a never falling
spring c( Wntirt-i'ur Ihelu'U-e rtrpii'iuiaiu.
U1VSS juin . nin-rr.
aug, 1J, 'S0-!tn' Folks, Columbia eountj . Pa,
JpiRK INKL'RANCK.
CI1HIBTIAN Y. KNAPP, IILOOMSIIPIKI, PA,
llltlTlhll AMEIIICA sSsUitAM'K COMPANY.
IIKHM AS FlIIKINsPIIAM'K COMPANY.
N VTIONAL KIHB INSI'ltANCK COMPANY.
UNION INSUHANCK COMPANY.
lhei.eoij coarOKATios are well sea.onrd by age
auu i iiik tksikd ana nave never ji-i nan u iuan wi.
tied ti,h. r.,,rt n, lu' M lilr llkl'tj. AfM all InVfSt-
ed In soul, ssccaiTUsand ate liable to the hazard
ot uttK only,
Uibf-tt mourn raid iiosksti v adlusted and paid
Muticnaadtteriiiliiedb) cuihstiak p KKArr.nriio-
nu.NT Anl, AVJl'tTEK lll.UOMSl.ll(tl, I ..
The fMvonm f.r f'nliixii.in Ao,intv Khoulil natrordie
the agorov where Im If any are settled and paid
v, ...-r.Mnnrnwa.l,mill,
rr." lis i 1 1 1 1
r PT 'TTfT T .
- i,,iSi:i!,t,i''.... Pmrrlt.
S. BITTEN 3ENDEH, rrpfi6"r.
n n. iniociavAY,
A T T 0 11 N i: Y-A T-I, A V,
Ciut-vtrus r.cit oiso. Iiitoni'turg Pa
Membr of ll.e t'Lltel stmts l.tw Alsoclallos
ol'eetlnni teazle in
uy part ol Amtrlca or turopn
oci . i, is
H WI.!,I..1,
A ttornoynt l.twv
once. Second door from ui Nailocal Pank.
nU)o'.ti)ut:u pa.
Ian
ii, i;s
rune,
Attoriioynt-T.nv,
ULOOMhUvlIIO.PA.
Olte in Ent's Pcti bty.i.
p K 4. W J. RUIMt.CT.KWi
AnoitNEfl-T.LAvf,
I:l"OTnture, Pa,
ornceon Malt street. nrtdaort.elow court ilous
JOHN M CL.MiK,
ATTOHNKY-AT-LAW,
Cloomsburg.Pa.
nice over r,ch tylcr's Ilardvvaro btoro.
P !'. Illl.l.MKYK!!,
A'nUitMEV AT LAW.
orricK-ln llarman'i
liulldlng. Main ttreet,
Uloenisburg, pa.
i. ii. lints.
E.
LI. A It. It. I.ITri.K,
ATI-OKNEYS-AT-LAW,
Uloomsburg, Pa.
Q W. MILLER,
ATTOIiNKY-AT-t.AW
etniccln Uro'Air bbuli.ling.second noor.roem No,
llloorr.sburs. l'.t.
FRANK ZARR,
Attoriiov-nt-T.fi w.
"HI.OOMSIlUItO, PA.
Offleo corner of Centre and .Main Streets. Clark's
liulldlng.
(!an lip cnnsulteil in German.
Jan. in, 'sMf
G
i i:o. R. KLWRI.L,
A T TO R N K Y-A T-L A W,
COI.IMB1AN llCILDINO, UlOOmSbUrg, I'U.
Mirrber ot the United stales I.aw Association.
Colli ctlons made In any ran ct An.erlia or Huron
oct. 1, 1979.
8. ENOKK. L. 8. vv (NTKHSThEV.
notary t'liunc
KNORR & WINTERS rEUN,
Attornoys-nt-Ijaw.
Office In Hartman's lilock, Corner Jluln and Mar
ket streets, Uloomsburg, Pa.
mS'Teimoni and Hountia Coliecled,
)AUL i:. WIRT,
Attorney-at-Law.
(tfilce In Urovver's Block, olc duer bilovv Coi fstsus
liulldlng
1!' OOMSJIIURG, l'A.
July Id, 0 tf
r UY JAUUUY,
Atioi-iioyat-iaw,
llLOOMSIll lIf!, PA.
onico In the cot cmbia;; liulldlng, second lloor.
Ot t. s, 'so.
N IC W FIRM!
TIiowellknovvnc.il. WHITE, Proprietor or the
OltANHEVILLK AOUICULTUIIaL WOHKS,
issul.l a half Interest In the same to J. w. Conner.
I he cunip.u.y have repalteil the works, ann arepre-
l.irCU lO uli iiiiiiiiuituin ait ,,uu .. uut ".,
Itie of Arleultural Imp'err.ents. They have Just
completed anew li ft hand bite plovv.wnttuii "
. ' -i.. v.. ,... .lur. kiirrnr.,. ntuWs
hli.li , v. III i" .11 ' it" uu.i... ....-w..,.
r. i,,i.,i,.ra r.ir ili Knine. A hhw 1 hreshcr nnd Clean-
er with eenne rhakoor rtdjle (hoe, called Ihe
with both lever nnd i aim ay powers on a great iv
Irnnrovid plan We inanufactuie LAM) imu.i.its
wltn east iron he ids, C.iru Plow a. doablo and single
U'llVltur- Sill, lllll I'lOVVS, .Villi V-USIIIlgS. lUlllllls-
tvtrv ijesi Uill'ili lliinu Willi tnuuijiiiifs-.. ,. ,
i coii-Ulitlv on hand a large nssoiluiint nt Plow
luri s t. r citr "w n .iinl many ntln-r plows inai a e
Used 111 Hie umillrv VAe will IK t Iv lll.Ui rv.ld 1 '
orkoi lluiti I l.t I l the -.lime ipuiiuj. siiuui ..w.
vviirrutite.l loimc sine i iei iiui, , 1 ui-....,. j ,.-
fundi l WE MH-Y If Ml K Il'ii'N. iariiirs.ui.il
Ihe ubllu In t-eni nil are t,(Uimdto tullji.it ex
amine u lore pun ii.imiik ipi " it- ...
WHITE & CONNER,
Jai. in.
Illy oltAMihVll.l.K.PA.
8, F. SKARPLESS,
Cor. Centre and Hall lload sts., near L. 11. Depot.
iwest Pries; vill net undersold.
ManuMctttrtr if ?IINE CAP WIIEPI S, Coal Drcak
andllrldg' Casllngs, Water Pipes, Klovcs, Tin
ware, Plo v , I HON FENCE, an.i au kumsui iron uuu
IlrassC ttlngs.
Tho ! tltial Montrose, iron beam, tight hand,
left hand, and Udo hill Plows, t he best In the mark-
, and all kinds ol rluw reralrs.
Cook stoves, P.Momstuves.nnd stoves for heating
stores, tchool houses, tliiiiThes, e. Also the larg
est slock ot rspalrs fur illy stoves wholesale and
retail, such as l Ire lirl.'k lirali s, Cress Pitt i f, Lid
ic. c stove Pipe, co k lUlers, sMillts, Cake-
Plates, large Iron Kettles, t20 gallons to l tarn Is)
Para Hells, sl'd Soles, Wagon Iloyi s,
"Allentovn Bono Manui'e"
PL.STErt, AA.T,C.,C.
)an 9, 's'- ty
For Home Garden Farm.
"WE'RE HAPPY
at OUR HOME,
ami Yuu uuvj U too,"
WHY! HOW I
M ltecaate e have
PLENTY To EAT,
,PLENTY To SELL.
tr Jltad
The American
Agriculturist,
tal tti Tbousandi of Good
Jllnli and paggcitloni htlp ut
to think, pUo, Bud ork tt ttcr
aad raoro projtutbly, It liclpi
Wt(e,nJ plftiBCi tod toitrucii
the CMldrcn ( ( ratt,
Dd enry Un, Woman, and
Child- la City. Ullagt, nd
Oiuntry ouht to have it."
It Will Help You.
JL5XJ7J
Term for Vul. 10 -1SI),
11.5UiTbrce,l (Four. S.1,
.v,llr.turilil yrurfief.
Out Specimen or QJXntt.
EitablMe l In ISM. ,
Vol.40 lhM.
BOO Iaitractlve,
Orlglnil, Fleulng,
Dieful EngriTUigi,
lierinau Kdltlon
tuppUeJ on wi
KrmioilAi'i5HiiA
Slilendlil l'reiiilum.
ut no Cum.
.svnrt your aMrtn en PoiM
mrd or v-m tfcf-if If
pajet IllutlrauJ DtKripthmt,
OltAXKU Jl'lll) CO.,
Vubi: "".
4l5Urt)adtty.NEWY0EK.
Nov lr, eO-lvv
SI.01
,-. f,...vi.i,..,i fn. ulih full lnistrur
tlonKfor 1'Ji.aurilnir i i miM I'M'tituWe
i'l-iut"" Mi-a j wi"3 "w
TlVbuMiit'wWwitMfcVtfl Umru. Umr
. t rr ntslroniilietert start. Noone
...... ...... u,. tllillilli II Ml Illlilll. I II J I. U'U
J2 fall w ho Is : IMD iovm.1 k. V, imen are as a c-
Mai.v hate made at the bmisesa ov.rone nunariii
tt any iiavi ""' , .,,,,.',. i,l-b t ever knewu
do tiara m i"" "'". r,T r, nusl at I I.e. ease
M'Sr. v il h vtldih tiny ire able to.tr.al.e
"VJ-You ?an engage In thli bus nesa during
USfr s'oitl tlinea" grgt imi St You do not hste to
'?SlS..iini,.Vdlakellllierlk. Those who
in,"-. --- "-. .,.,..,1,1 urifMtitllS
S leady n oney. should tt rile to us at once. All
yurnlsHed rAlWii I KC to., Auiu.ta,Mln
Mm
Mum
ot. -iy
BLOOMSBU11G, PA., F1UDA17
11 oil feel dill dr w i. il Ii i al.,t h.ive treotiei
headache, inuutti lanes badlv, prior nppeilie.a n
tongue coiled, sou nr. sum rlt.g from torpid liter,
or bullous t ss ami nu'liln.' will cure volt so sn 'id
llv aim pertnanenth ns In I ike sivtvtoss' Livsn
llsui'i atoh or Metli Hie
rxmnriV viJonrADiE.
"h" Cheapesl, Purest ntnl
liet Painlly Menlclno In
in world
AN KUKl-rt'At. SfKlIHC
for alt ilisei.seatif the I Iv
er. stomaih utid spi,.(.,
Kegulate the Liter and
prevent
CHILLS AMI FKVKI1,
MAl.MtlOPS PhVKHS,
Hii'tKI, COMI'L MN rs.
It Est LESS s sSi .tAl'X.
DICE AMI N.USLA,
Blllil 111 . Itlh!
Nollilnglssouuiltsint. nothing so common as
bad t.rt ath at-d In i early iverj enu It ct.tnt s from
Ih'. ftiili.a h ami cnnbc w tnslly lorrictid It jou
will take stvivii.ss' ittnt l.'nit i.vtou. Ik not ne
glect so nire n niniilj for this repulsive illsottler II
will also Improve jour Annltte, cnil lejlon and
t.encral lltattli.
IMIpm !
Ilovvimnj surrir torture day uflcr dav. mallt.g
life a la.rili n ul.il n M Irg Mi ntetf nil t hnMirc.
own g to the si en t nun rtt g 1. 1 m piles lit relief
Is re. "it tnth. hand ol iln o,t nnv one who will um
s.vHtiuntlea'ly the iinnil tbi i,n pi'tmnlictilll
eurtil tin us.inls. simvions l.ttui itn.t nnni.i.s.No
tute ' 'oltM l'urB1'1 u"1 11 ttenlle u tistatit to na-
'oits(l:tll(illl
shcuhl not be regarded as a trilling ailment- In fact
nature delnutids II e utmost li'KUInrl (Itlelsiw
els, ami uti) i'clliitl.,0 trcliilhlsilitiiiiiKl putesttie
wav nlteii turrlnusilam.fr. It Is qulle ns m eetfa
rv ton-move impure act umu'atlotis Irem tho buvv
els ns It Is toeal orslttp. ur.il no hinltliean teex
pecled where a costive lint It tf btil pr. Valls.
SU li Iti iitUtclic !
Thli illstrcs-lngallltetion ei-eurs most freqti"titly.
The ill.turliare,' or s'.meli arising tnimlhe
Imnfrf.iilv dig-sled ct. i nt , e -uses n severe pain
In He' h.ii, tiivotni it l.-d with its! igreeanle uauseii,
and lids eoniliuus wiut Is pipiiirn known as
sp k lli'.nlatie; t it the relhf tt it hi, h, Task sta
MOSS l.iv KS hH.fl A TOR
MASinniam os-t.v rv
.1. II. .I. II. I.N ,V CO.,
PHILADELPHIA,
rleell.tio so dby all DrujLlvis.
April ic, 's.1 lj.
S. l'llltz I'.milrr,.
Ai pl."ivit ai a gla.3 of
i All I'm stores.
1 ii.uii i ii-. r. " a ,1-ir
-li A X .-V rV T IS" 12.
t.Trllive I.'iengrs for l'.fglil itlng thl
It ,i.i Is. Prcvuti ,u,l turn, Constltiatlon.
utrs ycr box. All Drug storc.
Fi.o:j Eujlr Thomson', T.vslor of Ilia
(.Limit, if tliol)istipli3ni' Cirist, Dttroit,
Mnli. "My son vus il.jigcntisly ill an, I
it'ttnly iroftmtci lrom thills ntnl l'evcr.
t.i m.homi'li'thirTJiciUi ineahiullietulrioil
w. tlni.it r'lect. Mr. t'n.i who lia.l usol
'I e ' I ', 'ilto ie, nl'diie, ndvtst il II trial of it,
v . i v. , tlntie, r ult r. in his eoitiiltto
r . . l ' j v. .t ..m .i 1'. vv ilaj ,."
WBTFnClPRIll C75
Kaftj and rdinlilrtrnrp fiir
Kidney Coiiiiiliiictd, and
ll'i.st'Awfl ot thf I'ricnn
t1. tf- 1. .ut . inrnii! They will euro any
rt fUtlMn lucevcndaTH. ThewoM Kocuta U
i n en ry lix. iTiro prr liot, itli full direct lone,
t i'ii tn((tmill Plzc) 7," rents. ripi'il.i (I irj
frcl Jl '.ij. AtP.lt DrtiijStor. . Mnilodm rui-t nit
ci i n-.' l y !ItNI.n DICK A CO., Ji Wuuitc?
b.rot-'t, New lori. ( irrulara Irec.
Instlu,tl' relioil, by Ujo
p.5f03 twwof Mucciuccii Xutico
Uiniiiu,:it,fui(lg,avg after batrtt
r.pplicatioiu of it. Sol Jbyall
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Malarial Antidote.
Dr. Ilolmm cmttionntiio pii lie aciln,tcoir
tirtfltmiil iiiiHutlMii ') nils" of MlkiruK In
ujii.ti 1 hi- Klii'l Ik ip i.h'tli'-nhuvti hu -rifs
ninl (Tern iTivnttt re nun ttaiun ot Jl-diUiiii
1'uli . V w V.. ik.
Tim i- a tvuo ri'ineily wlllmut inrdlrine. It
f-1 'and .f.s' holiLvot iltlirDUJhtiuitli"trU.
he rimM or nsalurln, letcn,
C'hIIW, 31ltliMiNiiet. 2A r 4'niiipliiltil
uv.xl I litNtjilc Moiiiiiftt IH-i'iiK il U
fii'yn. i-s.iry t f.-tt ihu oLM'lMWlt lor
1 a-!. It nuvor ftiils.
Knlmaii'H l'a ftrt'nulnel In foM Vy Vrnir
IS ta ilonl't nltout llio ponulnriiffM ol i'a U
ctX r.M, rnclosr) j in rfplstert'd iwt p to uh
r.ii'l recelvatho rm dy by return Hi ill. post
I'nl'l. nrwrlto ns fur fio trentlff. If h"virely
utllictcl with PlTnuic nllinenti, tlt'erllo Kyiai,
tom fully. Jr. IloItnan'na.nico Nr.RiTls,
AaJrcbs, 1IOI.TIAN 1M1 en.,
UJ William btrcet, 'yw Varll,
TIAmPYni-ithoBnfpat
an I leRt t ucH inwt.m
Iimeously, iirc"IueiJi
tho mobtimturnl bhiJj
of Mnckorbrowiiiiloe
r a nnn AA!iot8tam 111) Bkln:oasl-
OlAUUnU Olynip1k J. Atanaard
lirt'parauon ; lavoruj
upon every v II nn-
53.'" 1 Tf lioilitPil rtf.iP lit lr
iiginieu luiioi itir i mj
imsij, uy unfair ureaatfa. j cuiai.Muju,
u7 York.
WILLSON'S
(Nonvcglnn)
Is rrtnlurtl hy ilm A i iiUi st Sionmch.
lb l ivti Iriiiii DiiplfitHUiit 'I'uste
It curi L'onMttmittaHt hervfma f Al!m ,
Jlronchttt$, i:iimlutlou, Couy, CuU!-, II i -trrliueH
nuU all tuny tmX constitutional ct-t;;-1
faint
Ah Pitrtflertha CirhMatelOil h r -
Hirirl. .My cflicieut. lUusoluScrufulom All, t m-,
Juifiiin itisiu, Ac, la fironply rerunuiiMiul i. I'i
jnilfjiiilf loerliiwondeifulm Coiicumptiiut J -j.
i (l.iiuMi,'ltfr.quciitlyiltK,ui'Ouru'ofi:ir)i:j mint.
Il act J upon tlie rut Ion u I tli.iiry of Huehmti'i t
Ar.REITlNO DFC.4Y WHILE IT ItUIl-Pi Uf 1UH
5cm, cLat 1!l tt to throw off tho dl-eus-J.
i il only in ede-Klmned bottlen. WUMon n
r tti Willi n ilfjublo "I Ileimnubcr tat) worl
laurolatei)" In onlorine: from your ilrucj'jt, cl
Lsjitl oj Uav lug the ribt LiuU.
BUCHAN'S
CARBOLIC DALRrl
oIIsTrI)E3
14 TUB
Best QiUa In ths VTerli.
jr.ae atra,
QoioU and Startling Carol,
It Heals Without n Soar.
Allays Pniu &Stop3 Uleodlug;,
Baothea n Bum or Scalil.
MoaU n Cat LUio MorIo.
, ' Srawsl'ol.ouautof a VTonnd.
BUCHANS' CARBOLIG
BA1M OIWTMEKT
CONTAINS NO GUEASE AND
OrP WITHOUT SOAP.
i 'Is Insfant'y cu'l likt Jlajlc.
r n Salt Itheuiii, Kjrj Tlirnal, I I-.TS,
t .!". Kculil., Cull, Wounil., I lies,
h r !, l-oltoiiiiu. ftl"K " ' I I .
I aihn'. Itrh, liu,ie,l lUm.a. I'U fii
1 . uoil eayaiiaivMjrota.riuriioMr
.. .... n . iPn iihitmut mi ba Uicil, ln.
. (",, ,l,nlln llnlnt 01otmf"tl'tIi')
, 'yTioparatl'iu lhatcau alvtaj. Ur. l.o I u12.
. a Unitlfal j(,llT-c').oro I .rtl.li, I lu ilasj
i villi tlii liv tr le-lnarlc,-- vltiiout
, iimioIi B.aull.'!. H unit im your aruj.
,t.t rw oa a?.'l.calua tJ tUo Jlaauiao-
?!.VM!t'.rxcitiNn co.
. .. I.. ,'H. V S. . CDUTIJ 1,11 1' r. If ,. v..
nven Indeliible Ink.
tor.
i. .vPm JW1W
Co U H ISaJ
) ( Ilestlntliovvot.liUadtMtlietanu'
,, , r.viMiiv.io,'Uosicr(otll !IUI1 I
, ) U.i.oit'r-aUrrj.i '?WAUI
uVti '"dy. " T'iniioi nccdisli nitoji
. rt nee iii " iniu"1 ,n)r 'il"c fill T
LLU I ICO S,fUbyalll)ru?i:MUs' UU I.
UT ill I M lift ft If 4ft
Wj p I m 111 P I II
b'oeticai.
'CIIIMLSKCIIKAI' I.AIIOK."
I!t'in)ililciil liy llirl ll.u ti-' lii'iiiltifill
Kiiin mi llic I'liililliku siiniilii'lty til
'Titilliful .Itiiiifs " Wliili- tin' sltny til
tin' lli'iitlii'ii C'liincsf is f:u nil t:ir tu nil
iici'iit ili'Vil(iitni'iils will H'liiliti' it ri'er
iis.il of it in tlii timu of li'i'iili:ii' inter
(Kt.
Which I wish to rcmirli,
Atitl my l.iuvju.ii;u Is tilatn,
That lor wajaare ilark
Antl for trltks tint arc tain
Hwlieallieti Chinese Is peculiar .
Which the same 1 vtoultlilse to explain.
Ah Mn was his name,
And I shall not ileny
In rcjiml to that 8.1H10
What that n line niliiht Imply :
Hut Ills Millie was it'le-tvc niul ihlltlllke,
As I frnuiiilly itmarkeil In Hill Ne.
It was August the thlnl,
Alnl iiullesott were the sUts J
W Mill It imjtlit be Ititciretl
1b.it Ab Mti was lll.i vvl-e ;
Yit l.ei'laetl In that tlay upon W'll lam
Ann me In a wnj I ttetplse.
Which we hail a mull game,
Abit Ah Mti took a hand ;
It vvas uiclirc. Ihesimo
He did not tintlcrstitul ;
Hut he snillttl aa ho tat at the table
W hllli the tinlle that wastlilll'lke and bland.
Yet the i aids llicy were stocked
In a vva that I grieve,
And tuy tidings were shocked
.Uthcstateif Nje'a slet'te,
Whlih vvaa sinned ftillot aces ami bowels,
Ai.,1 1 tie sumo v.lth lble.it to deceive.
Hut Ihe handsthat were pl.jed
liy thai heallun dilute
Anil the poluta that he made
Wire unite rcait'ilto see;
Till at lust ho puldovviiu light boner,
W'hk h th" same ju bad d It unto mo.
'lhcn I locked npatNji',
And he sazed at too ;
And he li"-!' with n M'h
And hesiiid, 'Can this be?
W'e are ruined by Chinese cheap labor.'
Ahd he vvtlit foi that hiatLtn Chll.ee,
In the scene that en'iH d
I did not take a hand j
Hut the lloor It wis strewed,
l.kntlie liavcsoh the aiiAtid, ,,.
With Ihecarils that Ah Mn had bem liMlni;,
In ll.e futile 'lio did no' ui.di rttar.il."
In 1 Is fl i-vhs, which were hint',
llellli'l tvvinty-t n.r pinks.
Which waseimltjrlLatrotig
Yet I stale but the nets
And we found in bis balls, which were taper.
What la friqunt In ta( us-that's wax.
Which Is why I rem uk,
And my latiitii.ii;els pliln,
Thar lor vvajs that are dark
And Ur tricks 'hit are vain
Thy heal hen Chinese Is leeullar;
Which tho s into I am free to mal Main.
Select Story.
JUST IS TIMU.
Dinner wns over at lnt, niul Mr. Wal
ter Clin ie, Knl'isli Ciinunissioiiei' at tlie
eoniitrv station at, lliltleu-ia''ii, ri
Nortliern India, liail ,'one upon tlie ur-
niilah with Ins wite and hit tv.-n jruesls.
llie Colonel and Major of the tli l.tIit
Iiifanti v to iniov the eool ot tlie t u-
n i 1 1 !r.
On three Mile
tlie house was mutoiiii-
1 bv its I'oiiiiioiind, a lai-jre cnelosid
spaee, si'ivinn the pmpose of a eouit
jam, out tlie loiiilli win oniy sfpaiuuu
bv a sinall natch of uardeii fioin the
ublie road, alonir which a iitiinher of
native women weie pa-sitn: w UU Iheir
little pilcheis on their heads.
The si-'ht of them naturallv turncil
the conversation upon a favonto subject
with all A'i''lo-Indians, vi.., the charac
ter of the natives and the best method of
ilealinif with them.
I'liile's onlv one w av,' sniii the Colo
nel, eiimhalicallv. ''lVll 'cm what tl
ire to ilo, make em ilo it, mm tnrn-ii em
well it tliev ui t. i nai s my way.
Well. 1 venture lo ditler trom yon
there, Colonel,' said Mr. Clinic, nuiilly.
It e had lo do some tlira-lituj; once or
twice, 1 own, hut most ot my native ser
vants Mini to net ulonir vcrv well with
out it. and thev serve mn excellently. I
i nn- yuu.
1 w ish vou hail lu en in my plac
lhcn.' ivloited Ihe Colonel; 'tou'il hate
i.'iiii'cil otir oinnioii, I wan ant. liy.
the tear beforo last, when I hail chariie
uf two battallioiw of the rascals down
it Siitlepour. because theio wasn't anoth
r (Jueen's ollicer within reach just like
uiv eonfoiintliil luck! thero wns no m t-
tii'iK mi vthitiL; done unless 1 did it my
If. liv .lote, sill I hail lo bo every
lhini;at once mv own Quaiter Master
eiL'eant Alaioi, mv own caterer, and
And voiir otvn ti uiniiter, Colonel An
ncsiev? a-kci Mi-, ( nine, wnii an men
smile.
I'lio Colonirs broad face leddcni
omiuoiislv. and tin cmiIosioii seemed mi
luiiienl, when a sudden clamor of anry
voices from the road below drew them all
lo the front of the veranda.
The cause of tlie distill bailee was si
ble at a 'dance. Two half-iliiiiiKen hut:
li stildicis hwaii.'erini,' aloni; tlie road
ad come into violent contact with a na
tite bov who was niniiiii'' oast; and one
of them, enraged at the collision had
felled tlie poor lad to the ''round, anil
was uiii-ln-i liiii' his own belt with tin
etiiteut intention ol lieatlliL' mm Ulimer
ciiullv.
-st i ve the voiinc whelp liulit,' shout
id the ( 'olonif, itibbiitghis hands; that'
vt hal they all want.'
The other t llictr, Major AvmMrom:
poiiulnilv ealleil .iinior airoiiL'anii wa
a hup, inawny, i-ilcitt inaii, whose foiti
,iv in acini'' rat icr lliau in taikiii''.
"Utllint: the whole discussion he had
sat like a brone statue, never littering ;
word: but at si'ht of this man ill iisim
the child he woke up rallier starllintrlv.
To leap to ihe tiloilliil twelto feet In
low. to dart across the ''anleii, to vault
over the hitrli stockade beyond was th
woik of a moment for the athletic Ma
jorj ami in am ther it t) ant he had raised
tlie laiKii noy icmicriy iiom inu ki-ouiui,
wliile satini; to the loiviuost soldier, in
the lmv, eoinpies.eil tone of it man who
means what he says;
lie oil' with jou!'
And wli i the delict' are yon, slim in'
ycr nose in where you ain't wantedl'
inarcd the infuii.iled lutlian, to whose
eyes the Major's plain eveliiue; dress
bore no token of his beiuji an ollicer;
'jist J'Oll '
Tlie sentence was never tlnislicil.
At the sound of that insolent ili'lianco
Aiinstioni;'s sorely tried patience jjuvc
way nltn'jcllicr, antl the powerful liulit
hand which had hewed its way tliroiiuh
a w liolo stpiatlroii of Sikh cavalry fell
like a hleiljo haiiimer upon his oppo
ik nt's face, ilashiut; him to tho ground
us if ho hail been blown from thu mouth
of n jun.
'Well done. Major Aunstroiifrr shout
ed Mr. Cttrrie fiom nbove. 'You de
crvo your namo ami no niistake,'
, NOArEMBEll 19,
At that formidable name, the soldier
look tohisheels at once: and Armstrong,
without even looking at his prosttato
iiiilanonisl, proceiileil to examine the
hurts of the but'.
Tin' latter was sorelv biuised in uiaiiv
places, ami tlie blood was tlieklini? frielv
over his swaithv faces but the little hero
till did his best to stand erect and to
keep down every sign of tlie pain which
he was cnduiint:.
on re a brave Intl. and you 11 make a
soldier some dav,' saitl the .Major to him
in Iliiiiloostaiine. 'Come, with iue,aiid
I'll see that noone molests you aiiain.'
The lad seized tho Imtfe brown hand
which had defended him so brave! v nnd
kissfdit with tlie deepest leverence, and
the two walked away together.
N months have come ami gone, niul
Mr. Oniric's hospitable house presents a
very ilitlerttit spectacle. Inu pretty gar-
leii is tininpleil into tlust and mire, ami
ie lioilies ol men ami noises are Ivmif
thick among the fragments of the half-
cstroyetl stocliiule.
All the windows of the house, are
blocked up, and through the loop-holed
walls appear tlie luu..les of remit' lilies,
showing how steadily the besieged gar-
lisoii stands at hay against the countless
cm lines, whose dark, tierce laces ami
liltciing weapons aie visible muni the
half mined building and matted thickets
ill around.
The Sepoy mutiny of 18.17 is blazing
sky lugli over rsoitliein nulla, ami Col
onel Annesslev is blockaded in lluttee-
Ilagh, with a certainty of a hideous
nth for himself mul every man of the
few who are still tine to him, unless help
tunes speedily.
Day was just bieakiitg when two men
icltl a whispered counsel in ono of tee
upper rooms.
.Nolearot Hie water niniung shoit,
said Major Arinsttnug; 'but, even upon
halt lalious, the lootl will he out in lour
ivs moie.'
And then we'll just go light at them.
unl cut our wav tlirougn or uiu lor in
,'rovvicil Ihe old Colonel, witli a glim
mile on his iion face, for, with all his
harshness ami injustice Colonel An
in sit v was 'grit' to the back-bone.
We miisti't say anvthing to them
about it, though,' added lie, with a side
t;lancu at-Air. Cuiiie,who,slaiiding inthe
fuitlier cornel, was anxiously watching
the thin, worn face of his sleeping
wife.
At thai moment a loud cheer from be
low stni lied them both, and the next
moment Ismail (the "Major's boy,' as ev
il v one now called him) buist into the
room, with a glow of unwonted excite
ment on his daik face.
Sahib,' cried he. 'there is hope for us
yet! A detachment ot lnglecz (bnglisli)
are coining up tlie other hank ol the riv
er; it v.e can send wold to them as they
pass wo aie saved!'
Mow do vou knovvi asked the major,
eagellv.
I heard tlie Sepoys snv so, while 1 was
lying hid among the bushes ? yonder.' au-
svveieil the Intl.
vinong the bushes yonder?' loaredthc
(. olonel, lacing around. 'Have you ie
ally been in the midst of those cut
tlnoat villains, listening to what thev
said' Whatever did vou do that foil'
litl it for Sahib Ainistrong's sake,
n plied tlie boy, proudly; 'because hi
was good to inc.
The Colonel tinned hastily away to
tide the flush of hot unmanly shame
that oveispiead his lund face; and Arin-
stiong smiled slightly as he he.ird him
mutter:
liy .love! these chaps aren't so black
as they re painted alter all
1 lilt if thu tioops are bevoiul the riv
er, how can we communicate w iththeni!
asked Mis. Cutric, who awakened bv
the shouting, had ari-cn and joined tl
group. 'They may not pass near eiiouy
to hear the hiiug.and we have no means
of sending them word.'
1'ear nothing for that, meni-sahib'
(madamc), answered the Hindoo boy
quietly, 'I will carry tlicni word invselt.
Hut liotv can vou possibly do il!
cried Mrs. Cuirie, thiindcisliuck by the
confident tone in w Inch this inert' ehil
spoke of a task lrom which the hardiest
vitcran might well have sliiuuk.
Listen, sahib,' nusweied Ismail. "I
will slip out of the house ami make
dash into the ineinv's lines, as if 1 were
desciting trom vou lo them, ami vou can
tell jour people to hie a shot or two af
ter me with blank eaitiidge as I go.
Then the Sepoys will receive me kindly.
and I'll tell llieiit that yo'iire all dvingof
thirst and that they need only wait one
dav iiioie to bo sure of you, so that they
won t care much to make another at
tack, lhcn, when thev havo no stispt
iion, nnd think I'm quite one of them
selves, I'll steal away and slip across the
liter.
'Hut you nro ipiitesiuo theScpoys will
believe you V asked Major Aiintroug
doubtfully.
They'll believe this, anyhow,' replied
ihe boy.diiibeialtiy making a deep gah
in his bare shoulder and standi g his
white frock with the blood ns he glided
from the room, lollowcd by Armstrong.
The plan was soon explained to the men
below, and a moment later Ismail's dnik
figure was seen darling like tin airoty
across the open space in front of the build
ing, followed by a tpiick discharge, of
blank cartridges from the maiksmcii at
the loopholes. The sound of the tiring
diew the attention of Sepoys, several of
whom ran forward to ineit him
In another iiistmit he was in the midst
ol them.
1 can scaicely bcd for thnso bushes,'
said Colonel Anucsley: 'but ho seems to
be showiiigthcm the wound on his shold
er, nnd idling them it was our doing.'
At that moment au exalting yell from
I he enemy came pealing through the
air.
I'hat's tlio story of our being sltoit of
watir. for a guinea!' said the Major , it
war .1 verv good thought of his. If it
onlv delays their attack two days longer.
Thero may be time for help to arrive
yet.
Slowly and wearily the long hours of
that fearful dav woro on. Thu heat vvas
so tenilio that even the native soldiers
of the gariisoit could barely bold their
own against it, and tho handful of liug
lisluneu were almost helpless. Had the
Sepoys attacked tlicni, all would have
been over at one blow ; but hour passed
alter hoar, and theio was no sign of an
assault.
At length as afternoon gave place to
evening, movement began to show itself
in tlio enemy's lines. Thin eurlsot smoke
rising above the trees showed that tlie
evening's meal vvns in prcperatiou ; and
several liguies with pitchers) in their
hands weio seen going towarda the river
among who the Colonels keen cyoriooii
neiicuii ismnii.
1880.
I V (icoige!' died the old soldi er.slap
ping hiskiiicc.iilliiigly,'lhat lad's woith
his wcijjht in gold I Tilde's his way down
to the nverriglil open loliim without the
least chance ol suspicion. Whv hu's it
born gentleman nothing less !'
r.viTV eve, within thu walls are now
till mil anxiously upon the distant group
feat lug to see at any moment sonic move
ment which would show that the trick
was detected, How tin) Ismail mean to
iccomplish this purpose! Would he
plunge boldly into the river, without any
disguise, or had he some taitlier strata
gem in preparation! Xo one. could
say.
.suddenly, as Ismail stooped to plungo
his light wooden dipper into the waler,it
lipped lrom Ins hands and went Moating
lown stieatn. A cry of dismay, a loud
augh from the Sepovs,nnd then tlio bov
w as Sim running -fiantically along the
bank ami trying in vain to catch thu ves
sel as it floated past.
fiat on earth is he up (of grunted
the Colonel, completely mystified.
1 seel cried Major Armstrong, tri
umphantly; 'there's a boat yonder among
the iccds, and he's making light for it.
Well done mv brave bov 1'
Hut at, that moment a veil of rage from
the Sepoys told them he vvas discovered.
Luckily those on batik had left their
pieces behiiid,or poor Ismail would soon
have been disposed of; but the alarm in-
lanlly brought up aeiowd of their arm-
I comrades, whose millets fell like
hail around tlie boat and its gallant little
pilot.
Let us hie a volley anil make a show
of sallying out,' said the Colonel; it'll
ake their attention from him.'
Hut in this he vvas mistaken.
The first rattle of musketry fioin be-
lind the houst! did not recall most of Is
mail s assailants, hut at least a dozen
were lefl, who kept up an iccssant tiling
sli iking the boat again and again.
AM at once the L olonel dashed his
glass to the lloor with a frightful
oath.
Hetwecn the two gusts of smoke lie
had seen the boat turn suddenly over,and
i whirling down thenver, keel in -
ward.
There's an end to the poor lad,' inut-
teicd the veteran, biokenlv. 'Hod bless
him for he is a brave little fellow. Antl.
now, old friend, we must jiistdie haul, for
there is no hope lett.
1 lie lii'st tew hours ot night passed
liliitlv, aud'the exhausted defeinleis, ut
terly worn out, slept as if (hugged with
opium. Hut a little alter midnight thu
puck eais ot the two vetiian olhccis
the only watcheis in the whole ganisou,
xecpt the sentries themselves ea ight
a faint stirring in tliesiiiioiinding thick
ets winch seemed to argue some move
ment on the pait ol tlie enemy.
Listening intently lor a few moments.
tiny felt ceitain that they were lighband
lost no time in arousing their men.
The scanty stores of food were opened
once inure.anil, crouching together in thu
iikness.the doomed men took what thev
fully believed to be their last meal on
canli.
'They're coming !' said Major Arm
trong, straining his eves into the gloom
through a loophole. 'I hear them creep
ing fiirward,thoii''li I don't see them.'
What the dnce was that!' exclaimed
the Colonel, suddenly. 'It looked like a
firev arrow living past.
It's worse than than,' said the Major
in a low voice. 1 tie rascals are shooting
lighted chips of bamboo on to tlie roof to
set it on file. Send the women up with
buckets to llood the thatch; there's not a
moment to loose.
I'll go and see lo it myself!' cried Mrs
Cm lie, hastening out of tlie room.
lllll the powir ot this new weapon had
dread v become fatally manifest The
house was an old one, and drv as tinder
from the prolonged heat, ami a fast as
the flames vveic quenched in olio place
thev broke out in another.
When daydawned thelitehad already
got a linn hold of one corner of the
building, and a crushing discharge vvas
pouted upon all who attempted to extin
guish it, while the triumphant yell ol the
liiimaii tigers below told them that they
felt sure of their prey.
'It's all over with us, old fellow,' said
the Colonel, grasping the old comrade's
baud; 'but at least wu shall liavu dimu
our duly.'
(live me one of j'our pistols,' whisper
ed Mrs. Carrie to her liiisband,in a voice
that was not her own. '1 must not fall
into their hands alive.'
At that moment Major Armstrong
seen to start and bend forward, as if lis
tening intently) for bethought although
he, could scarcely believe his ears that,
he had suddenly caught a faint sound of
distant tiling.
In another instant he heard it again,
and this lime theie could he no nunc
doubt, for several of the others had
caught it likewise, and a gleam of hope,
once more lighted up their haggard
fac s and bloodshot eyes.
Louder and nearer came tho welcome
sound, while the sudden tenor and con
fusion visible among tho enemy showed
that tliej ,too, weie at no loss to guess its
meaning.
1 lieu high above all tho din rose the
well known Hurrah !' and thiougb thu
smoke clouds broke a charging ling of
glittering bayonets and ruddy Knglish
laces, sweeping away the cowardly imir
dereis a the sun chases the morning
mist.
That boy's woith his weight in gold,'
saitl I olonel Anncslev, as, a fow hours
later, he listenul to lsinal's account of
how he had dived under the boat and
kept it between himself and tlie Sepoys
that they might think him drowned
'He's tlie pluckiest little fillow I've seen
ami; although hu belongs to the .Major,
i in going to mho mv snaiuol Helping
him on, bv
Jove :
A busing Joke.
V prominent iilivmcian of l'ltiaburfh said
jiiKiiijiiy i" a laiiy I'Hiieiii mm vvas com
piiuu. in: ol her cuiimueil 111 liealth, a-iil nt
Ins inability tn cur her, -'try II.ip ISiiterj.1"
I no laiiy mill, ll III I lirtlCsl atld IHed tlio
lliuer-, from ivhiih sbo obtained pi-nuii-nent
li-sltli Sh tiuw laughs at ihB dot tor
inr ins jntre, out ne is nut si well phased
wnii it nsii eosi hiui a jjmid patient. ur
rUbitrtj Patriot.
It i"lntcd that jumping mullet havemmle
their appearance, ill the Mullict livt r, N. J,,
uitt-r un absence ol llilrly-tevrii years. Thl
li.h i Highly prized fur food.
Aroynulovv ilrlte(l,Mnvvn.in-tli(v.moulli,1
and weak in the buck ? Does vvalltlm?. lili.
I ne or Hanili j; cau.e pain in t, Bniail of
trie unci; i ii K) vou nave kidney dUfase
and Trnf, Guihnetu-' Kreiich Kidney I'ad is
Ihemdy leiiKdy which will iure you raiil
dly and prrmantmly and tvltliout fdlitiK
y.)ur atureacU with nauseatlri(' infillclue. e
THK COI.UMMAN, VOL. XIV, NO 4T
COLUMBIA lRVtll'l(AT,VOL ILV, NO. 89
A newly elected justice of the peace
who had 'been lied to drawing deeds
ami wills and littlu else, was called upon
as his first nllicinl act to man y a couple
who came into bis otlice very hurriedly
and told him their purpose. lie lost no
time in limoviiig his hat, nnd ictunrkcd,
'Hats off in the juescnce of tho Court.'
All being uncovered, he saidi 'Hold up
ycr light hands. You, .lohn Marvin, do
solemnly swear that to the best of your
knowledge an' belief you take this yer
woman to have an' ter hold for yersiif,
jcr heirs, exekjeiteis,adiiiiiii.-tratois and
assigns, for your an' their use an' behoof
foievcil'
'I do,' answered the groom.
'Vou, Alice Kvver, take this yer man
for yer husband, ter have an' ter hold
forever; and you do fuitlier swear thtjl
you are law full seized in feesiiuple, are
free fiom all inctunbiaiici', and hev good
right to sell, bargain and convey to the
said giantie Jir self, yer heirs, tidiuihis
tlalors and assigns!'
'I do,' said tlie biide, rallier doubt
ful! v.
'Wall, .lohu, that'll be about a dollar
'n' fifty cents.'
'Aie we inaiiiedt" asked the bride.
'Yes, when tho fee comes in.' After
some fumbling it wns produced and
handed to the 'Coiut.' who pocketed it
ami continued) 'Know all men by tin se
presents, that I, being in good health
and of sound and disposin' mind, in con
sideiation of a dollar 'n' fifly ccnls to me
in hand paid, the I ( ceipt whereof is heie
by acknowledged, do nnd by tin se pn s
eiits have dechiii d you man and wife du
ring good behavior and until otherwise
ordered bv the Coiut.
A His Surtrss.
' My wife hml been nilinga lonK time with
dyspepsia nnd nervntisties and was in btil
two years with n complication of (lismtlers
Iter pliysiciars could not cure, tv Itrn 1 vvn
led In lenilini; a circular nt my door to try
l'arBer's Ginger Tonic. IIv it.j; let n an ol
ten ibcnjvxl I y norllilts mixtures, tmlliii
bill my wife's (laniji rr lis coil' ition ceulo
havo Ifd lis in male fiity more experiments.
Illtt it l'! Il I i! ll(H". Tl'llfl Imtlhs
itirc'l her nt n ciil ( f a dollar and fil'iv cents,
anil slit is miw ns strot g is miv wnitnoi,
iitt'l rt ptlnrlt, iln.s I er tioDshoiil ittilit s
K l , Jliillalo, Sfp , ther coltttuti. nov
ri'umisiiiK YoitiifC .Men.
It is in lelatiou to the future the po
sition of a pioinising young man is most
lieset with illllieuilies. vv lien society ad
vances its need of praise in return for a
jiiDinissory note, il is apt to be some
what exactiiiL'. The vollin? writer or
paiutcr'viiio lias excited" this'livelv inter-
est in his future must make un his mind
to be carefully vvatchid. And the vcrv
people wiio were most unrillecling in
taking bis fiituie reputation on Oust will
lie apt to he equally unreasonable m
lbeir expectations. If we add to this
that the til st conceptions foimed as has
been discoveied are very erroneous and
generally exaggerated, weseeiu what un
iiwkwaid situation the promising young
man is likely to be placed, liven if he
locs advance accoiding to his own an-
ticipations, and fullill nil the hopes that
L'ould reasonably be giounded on his first
perlormanccs, he mav excite a measure
of disappointment. Antl then it some
times happens that, through no fault of
bis own, bis young talent does not go on
,l,.l-nln;l,r ,w il..l,t t .1,, V.,1
Di-ovokinglv orders that in the fuller fe
is in early lite, precocity should some
times he followed bvmedi-
ocrity. Thu pledge given bv coll
reputation, ami even bv the first essavs
in public life, is sometimes illusory, just
as the pledge given by exceptional iufaii
tile endowments. And when this hap
pens the vouiig man maybe said to lie
hanllv used. lie is not onlv foredoomed
to personal disappointment, but is made
the unwilling iiisti umentof others' disap
pointment. On the whole, however, it is probable
rnat soeieiv is unjust m demanding n
fulfillment ol the early promise which it
lias recognized and honored. Allowing
an occasional arrest of intellectual
lo
lopim nt, and for the interruptions of uiu'er pressure fiom a gaseous into a li
;ross bv feeble health, we must ad- 'l'!1!1 t.',1:ill" V'')!,tallzi", '"
in
tuit that
most ot the disappointments
that occur aru traceahle ton want ot per
sistence in tlie promising aspirant. Many
who are possessed ot considerable until-
at powers are not indisposed Jo make a
ho'rt, strenuous effort after greatness
though they much dislike long and siis.
tamed exeition. it 1 1 such tlie lust si
of flalleiing lecognition acts as naicotic
it biings a pel feet content with tlie pies
flit, and iiaralvv.es the organs of action.
Ihe verv sweetness ot the prospective
njovmeiit of full success mav easily
render the mind, which is not too deeply
devoted to the ends of truth or beautv,
indiffeient to a future lealization of an
ticipations. Tlie only guaranty against
this eaily defection from lofty aims is the
existence of strong and genuine devo
tion and high conscientiousness, and
these ipialites do not appear to bo com
mon. SuturtliKi ftericic.
To prei'Mit drunkenness, don't drink: but
if yiii Iihvh been drinkini.', more ol it will
tint sober vou. While you are shake, ner
vous ntnl distressed, have report to S inmoiis'
Liver lli;iilator, ns a Inu'C. In arouse vour
i"rpid liver tn action, enliven your spirit.,
iissipatp the blues mid drive sway (iespoul
iiicv. .Ni-) cases out ol lea it is your liruvy
liver tliHt causes- vonril'sir" lo H ill nt
yi'iirtelf in iiitoxicHtio' . We know linn
dreda that bate tried our remedy, and it ln
proved their salvation.
Those, debtors who went into bank
rupcv befoie tlie law was lepealtd says
the Siiiibury )itlli, antl who neglecli'd
to secure their discharges will find them
selves in au uup1eaaiit predicament
thev do not take immediate steps to se
cure discharges. Many baukiiipls seem
to think Hint us the law has heen repeal
ed it makes no special dilference wheth
er thev secure their discharges or not.
Th" number leferred to constitutes the
great bulk of bankrupts who went in a
rush to tako adv antageot the law- bcton
repeal. Nimu ot these have liteu veiy
prosperous in business sineo thev "bank
iiiptM" and havo accumulated ..opinv, " ".J1" "-, !" il. ', !. . , 110
and creditors that waited for divi.len.ls l"'H'"s ','v esliinat.ng tliat sk.llf.,1 com
until diseoiiragi'd have been casting 'do.s,'working leu horns a dav, allow
about to see what could be .lone. They "'' . "" corrt-ct,,,.., sets
have applied to tlio r.iite.l Smtes emu "I' r"h '''"V1"' n W
ami have learned that unless the bank
nipt stir themselves and get their di
charges within a reasonable, time thev
can be used in tlie State courts, and
bankruptcy proceedings will not avail
them anything in case judgment is got
ten against them. Severn! Milts have al
ready been brought, but tho United
States courts havo intcrfened for thu
present, mid tho bankrupts will be. allow-
tsl 11 challCO tO take IlieaSUrtS to pl-OtOCt
Ihcmsclveti.
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Insertions, and atil,aiijtforaddltlonalliistti:ctt
wti-nouitererenc. laitetta.
nicctitor's.Antlnlslrator'a and AndtlorV notice
threo dollars. Must bo paid for when Inserted
Translentor Local notices, twenty cents a I, DC
rPK umrnuTiTwRcmcms uau rales,
Cards In tho "Huiln.su DlrecUry"colurnn, one
dollar per vtarf or eachlUo.
fwwm iwn, i MP. iMim nnw
"Ojxiilng of ii I'linimit llurr."
"Any chestnuts 'round here?' asked
one of time cily liojs who nut an aged,
benevolent-looking farmer out in Livo
nia Township. The old man hesitated.
"You don't want to steal 'emf'Jhu
asked! ;
"Oil no, we jut wanted to find out."
"Well, tlieie's a few trees back tlieie,
but if I thought you wanted to steal
tin-in I wouldn't bate told you, for thu
owner's gone to town; but you'ru bright,
honest-looking boys,"
Tlie boys Hushed with tho prido of
conscious goodness.
"When will the owner be back!"
"Well, not before dark, I reckon."
The boys lespect fully thanked the old
man, waited till he got out of siglit.juinp
ed the fence and w eiu soonshykingdowii
tlie buns.
The shaking w as casy.but the opening
of tlie chestnut burrs vvas more diflicult
mid unpleasant. At last thebojs had a
splendid pile of liniidsome,browii nuts on
tlie ground, and they prepared to put
them in the bags they brought with
them
"l'lease don't tako any more trouble,"
said the benevolent old man who stood
liy the fence beaming kindly on the.
startled boys. "I'm not so strong as I
once w.'is.and I fear I can't hold in this
dog much longer. If you'll liurry.thoiigh
1 guess I can keep him hero till you get
to the ruiliond tinck. Down, Tiger,
sir!"
As the buys looked back from the rail
load fnice, they could see the stooping
liguie of the old man scooping the rich
brown ehistmils into a two-bushel bag.
. .
Do d t are Ir.tUnri ntnl mats you h)e tho
fin d yi ii mijf'it tiodto by iVarng to try
one ( f Day's Kidney I'mls.
, roiiK Idea
Tlie housekeeper who prides heiself on
having her beds all made the first thing
in the morning commits a blunder. Let
it be remeiiibeied that more than tbiie
lifths of tlie solids anil liquids taken in
to the stomach should pass off through
tlie poies of the skin V.ODO.O'J!) in num
ber and that this escape is the most
rapid during Ihe night, while vvaimiu
bed. At least one-half of the waste ami
putiid matter (from twenty to thiity
ounces in tlie night) must become more
or less tangled in the bedding of com sc.
ilmg it and a pai t of this may becomo
rcalisoiheil hy the skin, it it is allowid
to come ill contact with it on the next
night, as it must if the bedding is not
exposed for a lew bonis in the air ami
light. We may w t II imitate the Dutch
example of placing such betiding on two
chairs near the window.that the best pu
rl111"' known, the light ot the sun, may
lissipate their iinpuiities, or neiilralizo
them. At least three hours, on an aver
age, isas short exposure us is compatible
with neatness.
Wonuii that have been pronounce. I incu
rable by tlie best iitivsiHans in tlie country.
bat e been loinidetely cured of female weak
ness liv llip list, nt t.vilni 1' I'i nlr hu m's V...,.
etable Cnmpmind. Send to .Mrs. Lydi.i 1'.
I'lnkham '.'.'J.'l nestiru avenue Lvmi," Mass,,
lor pamphlets.
The lesult or artificial diamond mak
ing, thus tar. notwithstanding all that
"lis OCl tl Sltltt Ol till' UlllsgOW CXpl'll
'L"". "'. '."" '"i-" "' l'"""".
Ill piaetiee, accoiding to the latest ami
most successful method, a hydro-carbon
gas such as maish gas, for instance,
which is composid of hydrogen and car
bon is put into a stout iion tubeof con
siderable, thickmss; a nitrogen com.
pound, presumably cyanogen, is alo in
troilucul with a view to the nitrogen
combining with the livdrogeii, ami leav
ing the e.iibon fiee.a diamond consisting,
is well known, ot pine crv stalizetl em
boli. The gas inthe iion tube is sub
jected to enormous, picsMirc to liquefvil.
nit' nine ociiig ni.ueii it) no; in t ne woi k;
the liquefaction ot oxogen by M. I'ictet,
so well known, was ellectid by prcssmo
in this wav. Ihu pure eaibon
wav. uiu pure eaihon passes;
winch couiiiuon it is lound upon the iron
tube being opened; the diamonds, how
ever, aie of the most minute size.
I nslish History.
The tnetobf rs i f Uev, Mr. Terrier's lit r r
nry cliss.utnl of Mr. 11 T, Vincent's litera
ry circle, itbo nra or have been sitidjini;
l'ii(?lish history, will find the annexed litef
Ki'glMi Kums anil Queens, done in vttse,
with dales when their reiyus commenced,
cniivenieut lor incr.iiir:
KM.l.isit st ici:ssio.s, 1010 to 1S37.
First William the Norman, lf,(',l'i
Then William liis.s.m; io7
llenry.Siei'liiu and Ilinry, 1100, UDO, 11,. 1
Thru llicbanl .uui .Inliii, llsll l)t
Next Henry iho Third, 121li
Iiilvvarils.one tvv-u ntnl lliree,127-,1307, 13111
Ami n:i(i, after Uicliard, 1377
Three Henry's vvusee, 1309 1413, 1122
TwiMMtvsrils.ihird Kichard.l I71.-14S3 l.'N3
Il 1 rijih'ly (mess;
T'to llerir)s, sixll lMwnrd, 14 SS, lflu'J I flu
Queen Msrv, Queen IW,, jfljy, ifvs
Tltem d.i iiie, ift, SciIcIiiiihii, 1003
Then Charles whom thuy slew, 102.')
Yet received, nl't-r Cromwell, 1(54;)
Another Cuarl", tun. 1000
And next .Ijti'es the Second 10SJ
Ascnitb'l the Ultimo,
Then i o l Wdi R'n ip d Mary IflSG
1 Ol!' till r Ut'lif tie.
Till Anno, hair (ionriin-, 1702, 174, 1727
1700. 1S20
And P ti'th Wilbnm aU psst, 1830
it li- d
ut u Vidimus 1837
May .he lei f be the Us !
IMivctd V., tbifieni j (ins of ace, was
procLiiniiil, luit never crowned King Hu
was one ot thn 1'i.nei s sui"tberid lu death
by order of Ids uncle. Uichsrd III
Uussian statistician lias amitsetl
himself calculating the distance travileil
in a year by the hand ot a printir. Ilo
woikiug days, he maki s then a total of
U.Otld.OdJ litters, ('oiisi'ipiently tlie dis
tance tr oin the case to the stick ami fi'oiti
tho slick to tlie case biing estimated at
two f,et, making in all '",200.000 feet
there being 2!t,,')00 feet in n geogiaplii
eal mile. Tlie distance made iua vear un
''!' xvu ''V".'"1"," ' ;l l'1""4.' h I'1
l''e nclghboihootl ..I :100 miles; or u
""lo atl2j
An m nl-n cinnol mnbi I, ini-l, l,n,l.,.,,..
, - - - .......w - -....v.. I...,, ,,,,
in a flower pot.
nor, i, to,