The Columbian. (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, November 07, 1879, Image 1

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    THE COLUMBIAN.
OLUMB1A DIII00RiT,9TAR OF Til NMtTlt AND COLCK
BUNCONaOMtUTKD.)
Issuod weekly, (ivory Friday morning, at
HLOOMSllUIW, UOLUMI1IA COUNTY. I'A.
11 -, iro poi.laii per year, M cents discount atlowp.i
wueotiiliia nariinou, aiict me expiration of tho
yenr il.M will be charged. To subscribers out of the
No p iper JUcontlnueit, except at the option of tilu
aontlnued croillt after ttio oxplratlou of tuo iirsi
iap will not lm irlvpn. ol
own oi-rann In Oonunblii county assumes to li.iv iiw
inhienniiniiiluB on demand. mi
rtHTAOB Is no longer oxacted from subscrlbcrstn
JOB DPRI3STTI3Sra.
TlieJobblr.if Itcportmentof thocoLCMBUNlsvorv
.tniniitlu nmlntip.1 h 1'rlf.llni. u.tll ....... .. ... '. -
lemmd.neatly and amoderatc prices. (J-
Columbia County Official Directory.
President. I iirtjro-Wtlllnm niwell.
Anoclalo Judges 1. K Krlckbaum, V. I. Khutnan
I'rollionotarv, ftc William Krlckbautn.
Court Mtenosraphcr-s. n. Walker.
Thiers lloconler Williamson II, Jacoby.
Olstrlcl Attorney Hubert It. Little.
menu- John W. Ilnmnan.
3 irvHfOi s.unuel Noyliml,
Treiisiiror II A. siveiiitenlielser.
commissioners Stephen l'olic, Charles Hlchart.
A. 11. Ilerfnif.
U)innlssloiiers,Clerk--.r. 11. Casey.
Auditors s. II. Smith, v. Manning, c. II. Sec
iholtj. , ,
lurv Commissioners-Ell llobblns, Theodoro V.
smith.
uomitv Tipertntcnrtcnt William II, Snvdcr.
Bloom I'nor District-Directors U. a. Km, Scott.
Win. Kramer, liloomsburg and Thomas lteece
Icon,
Bloomsburg Official Directory.
President of Town Councll-I, S. KU1IN.
Clerk-I'aul K. Wirt.
Chief of Police li. haycock.
President of lias company s. Knorr,
Secretary U. w. .Miller.
Iiuiomsmiri,' Hanking Company .tohn . Kunston,
President, II. II. tlrniz, Cashier, John Peacock, Tel
ler. Kirs' Na'lonal Hank-Charles It. I'axlon, President
I. P. TuHtln, cashier.
Columbia Counly Muiual Saving Vund nnd Loan
Assnrlailon E. II. Utile, President, C. V. -Miller,
secretary.
llloomsburg IlultdlnT and Having Fund Association
-Win. reacocl;, President,.!. II. Iloblson, Secrelnry.
Illoomsbiirir Mmual Milne Fund Association J,
I Drawer, President, P. K. Wirt, Secretary.
CHURCH DIKECT011Y.
BAPTIST CIICKCU.
Itev. J. P. Tint In, (supply.)
Sunday Services Pi)tf a. m. and CJtf p. m.
Hundav School 9 a. m.
Prayer Meeting livery Wednesday ovcnlng at x
Seats'frco. The public aro Invllcd to attend.
ST. MATTURW'fl I.UT1IEKAM CnCKCH.
Vlnlsior-ltov. o. 1). S. Marclay.
Sunday services Kx a. m. nnd "K p. m.
Sunday school 9 a. m.
PravcrMeeilns livery A'edncsday evening at J
clock.
Seatsfrce. Nopews rented. All are welcome.
rBKSnVTEIllAN CIICKCU.
Minister Kcv, Stuart Mitchell.
Sundav Services 10X a. ui. and 6Jtf p. m.
Sunday School 9 n. m.
Praver Moeilng Kiery Wednesday evening nt (SJi
clock.
Seals froo. No pews rented. Slrangcrs welcome.
MKTIIODIST Kl'IfcCOPAI. CHCHCU.
Presiding Klder Hcv. W. Evans.
Minister Itev. E. II. Yooum.
Sunday services lux and x p. m.
sinidai School a p. m.
Illblo class-nverv Monday evening at Ctf o'clock.
Young Men's l'rner Meetlng-Kvery Tuesday
owning nt Otf o'clock,
tleneral Praj er Mcctlng-Evcry Thursday evening
T o'clock.
KEFOKMFnCIICKCn.
Corner of Third and Iron streets.
I'aslor Itev. W. E. Urcbs.
itetldci.ee Corner 4th and Catharine 8)rcets.
Sunday Services lox a. m. and 7 p. m.
Sundav School 9 n. m.
I'rajcr Jicetlng Saturday, 7 p. m.
All are Invited There Is always room.
8T. PAUL'S CHUKCU.
Itectnr Ilev I,. Zahner.
Sunday Services lux a. m., 7X p. m.
"unday school 9 a. in.
First Sunday in tho month, Holy Communion.
Sen Ices preparatory to Communion on Friday
evening beloro tho st Sunday In each month.
1'ewH rented; but everybody welcome.
KVANOEI.IOAI.CKl'RCH.
Presiding F.lder-Hev. A. I., lleeser
MlnKler Hcv. fieorgc Hunter.
Sunday Service 1 p. m., In the Iron street Church.
Pnn er Meeting Every Sabbath at 3 p. m.
All nro InWlcd. All aro welcome.
TIIECIIl'HCIIorCIIIUBT.
Meels In "the little Hrlck Church on the hill,"
known as tho Welsh Ilapttst Church on HocU street
oistof Iron. , .
Itegular meeting for worship, every Lord s day ar
tornoon at 8X o'clock. ,....
suat-s rrco ; and tho public are cordially Invited to
attend
SCHOOL OUDEUN, blank, jift printeil ami
neatly bound In small books, on band and
f jr sale at tho Colcmman onico.
T J LANK DEKDS, on I'arcbniint ami Linen
I ) Paper, common and for Admlnlsi rators, Execu
tors uti.1 trustees, for salo chcopat the Colombian
1 USTICKSnml Cmittables' Fee-Hills for sale
tl at t ho Colombian onice. They contain tho enr
r 'eted tees as established by the last Act of the Leg
s'aturo upon the subject. Every Justlco and Con-
tnblo should have one.
VENDUE NOTES jtit iirinleil anil for sale
cheap nt the Colombian onice,
BLOOMSHUKO DIRECTOUY.
FltOFESSIONAI, CAHDS.
0.
. HARKLEY, Attorney-at-I.aw. Office
In Drower's building, 2nd story, Hoouis 4 fi 5
1). R0IS1S0N, Altorney-at-Law. Office
i) . In llartuun's building, Main street.
O AMUEL KNORR. Attorn.-yat-Law,Office
O In llartman s Dulldlng, Main street.
n
It. VM. M
REliKH.Surgeon anil l'liysi-
elan, onico Market
bide.
T R. EVANS, It. D., Surgeon and Tbysi'
) . clan, (Ofilco and Itesfdenco on Third street,
J
11. McKELVY, SI. D., Surgeon anil Phy
sician, north sldo .Main btrect, below Market.
McH-KNRY, M. U , Surgeon anil I'liv
.fclclan- limcuNI W. C.Malket and Fifth St.
ases of tho eye a specialty, aug. liK, cm.
"TU. J. C. R UTTER,
PHYSICIAN & SUHQEON,
onice, North Market street,
Uloomsburg, Fa.
Oct. 1, '79.
D
R. I. I RAI1B,
PRACTICAL DENTIST,
Main Street, opposite Episcopal Church,
burg, Pa.
tw Teeth extracted without pain.
Oct. 1 1679.
"MISCELLANEOUST
c
M. DRINKER, GUN and LOCKSMITH.
suwlng Machines and Machinery of all kinds re
paired. Opeka House Building, llloomtburg, Pa.
AVID LOWENI1ERG, Merchant Tailor
Main St., above Central Hotel.
8". KUHN, dealer in Meat, Tallow, etc.,
. Centro btrect, between becono. ana Tiura.
H.
ROSENSTOCK, Photograplier, over
Clark on s siore, jiain bixeei.
AUGUS'lUrf FREUND, Practical bomeo
patblo Horse and Cow Doctor, Uloomsburg, Pa.
IcD, 11, i-u i
Vlf Y. KESTEIl,
' MERCHANT TAILOR,
HooraNo. is.orEBAllccsK Uciuuka, Uloomsburg.
aprlll9,l678.
F
REAH HROWN'S INSURANCE AGEN
CY, Exchange Hotel, uioomsourg, ra.
Capital.
Etnn.lnsco., of Hartford, Connecticut... o.wo.eoo
i trprnrtil lndnn and (Hobo u. 20.li00.Uo0
Koja'of Liverpool 13 5),uou
Lancanshlre l.ou.
Kim Association, l'hlladelnhla s.loo.ooo
Farmers Mutual of DanvUlo l.oou.ixio
Danvlllo Mutual . JSt0""
Homo. Now York 5,600,000
tio.e3i.ooo
As the agencies are direct, policies aro written for
t he Insured w Itnout any delay In the onico at Wooms-
ourg.
March M.'50-y
1?THARTMAN
' VBPKESXNTB TUB POLLOW1NU
AMERICAN INSURANCE COMPANIES
Lycoming of Muncy Pennsylvania.
North Amclcan of Philadelphia, Pa
I- rankltn, of M "
Pennsylvania of "
Farmers of York, Pa.
Hanover of New York.
Manhattan of "
onice on Market Street No. e, Bloomsburg, ra,
ocu M, 7-ly.
JpiRE INSURANCE.
CllltlSTIANF. KNAI'P,
ULOOMSIIUHO, PA,
UltlTISII AMKItlCA ASSUHANCE COMPANY.
OEI1MAN F1HE INsl'ltANCE COMPANY.
NATIONAL PI HE INsl'ltA'.CK COMPANY,
1INII1V 1NSITWAN(!H IMIMPANY.
'1 lie-e olu coKpoiiATiONs aro well seasoned by asro
ana use tested una nave never yet nuu a loss sci
tltil Itv ii nv nnurt. ur I.OV Thutr avsetsaro all invebt
edliibOLinsEct'iHTibsand uro liable to liiu nazal d
of riKk only,
Ijmshh pitnuHTi.v Ami iioneiitly sdtusted and raid
as soon as determined by ciikisiian F. Knait, BPbO-
IALAUKNTANU Al'Jt'STEU llLOOMSUUHO, PA,
'1 he people of Columbia county hhould patronize
the agei cy where losses If any aro bellied and paid
uy uuuoi incironai'iiizruH.
I'lt'iMFTNESS, EQUU'Y. FAIR DEALING
N0Vl"80.
TTTTnTJt I 11V tlLdlCL' IS CCUtB. With at'C.
..Ji. hfght, color of e t s and hair, J ou
f OR I w"l ri'u ie by rtiuru mall a cor
VATTTlrrit n reel picture of tour future hus
iVUCitiaUtfl band or tie, v. lib name and date
, oi H'arnnge-
Addrecs, W i'OX, isux IT Fultoavllle, N, V
&ng. Si, 8m. 4
S. EITTEHBEUDER, ;rr8Prle'S'
LAWYERS.
Q J', iiuockway,
ATTOHN K Y-A T-L A W,
Coi.t MBiAN llni.tiiNn, lilcomsburff. !.
Member of the United smio. t,
"Ut? i,T:S""10 '" "ny rart of ABl'n or Europe.
E. WALLER,
Aitoi'noy-nt-I.n-w-.
iercaso ef Ttcsieas eUilned, Collcetiens made.
wconn noorrrom 1st Nntlonal Dank.
11I.OOMS11UI10. PA.
Jan. It, ISIS
J" U. l'UXlv,
Art 0 1 7W'"-fll-T flit-
lticrca0 01 l'enlnns nlilninnl. ni!
Aiauc.
IlLOOMSIllIim. PA.
onice In Ent'a Ucilmno.
Q It & W.J.HUCKALEW,
ATTOllNEYS-AT-LAW,
Illoompburi?. Pa.
onico on Main street, first door below Court House
JOHN M. CLAHK,
ATTOItNEY-AT-LAW,
llloomsburff.l'a.
Ofilco over Schuyler's Hardware Store.
P. BILLXIEYER,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
'ICK-In Harman's Uulldlni
Inp, Main Hreet,
Uloomsburg, Po,
robt. x.umi.
H. A R. R. LITTLE,
ATTOItNEYS-AT-LAW,
Bloomsburg, Pa.
W. MILLER,
ATTOItNEY-AT-LAW
onico In Drower's building, second floor, room No.
Uloomsburg, Pn.
B.
FRANK ZARR,
Attornoj'-at-Tuw.
ULOOXISHURG, PA.
onicetn itnakost1 Icildiko, on Main street second
aoor nooo Ltntre.
(Inn be uotnulteJ in German.
Jan. 10, 'so-tf
i i:o. v.. Kr.wKi.r,
A T TO R N E Y-A T-L A W,
Columbian Bi'iuiiNo, nioomsburg, Pa.
Member of tho United states Law Association.
Collections made In any part of America or Europe
oct. 1, IS79.
CATAWISSA.
M. L. EYKRLY,
ATTOltNEY-AT-LAW,
Catawlssft, Fa.
Collections proruotlv made and remitted, ortlco
onposlte Catawiasa Deposit Dank. 6m-3S
H. HIIAWN,
A T T UUJE Y-A T-L A W ,
Cntaw Issa, Pa.
umcc, corner of Third and Main Streets.
s
AMUEL 1'UEDEKICKS,
GENERAL FOUNDRY 1SUSINESS,
NEAlt CATAWISSA.
New work and repairs neatly, quickly and cheaply
uune. 1'iows, faier-jieeis, Ac, mauuiuciureu ur
repaireu
uug. 'ti, ,v.
THE DAVIS.
THE LATEST IS THE BEST.
TIib Greatest Sewing Macliine oftlie Afie
Don't full to sen this wonderful piece of per-
lection, tbe -New uavia vertical feeu
Shuttle Sewing Machine. Manufac
tured at Wate'town, New York.
Will be ou exhibition at
the Uloomsburg (air
ground during the
fair.
All are cordially
Invited to call and in
spect the New Machine
ana obtain samples of work,
more beautiful and desirable than
ever before accomplished and utterly
mnossible for any lother to duplicate.
Thousands witnessiuir the immense rnngf
of work, and discarding their old machines
for the m:w machine, h sumcient prooi oi
its superiority and hrini! lor the Davis a
I rail e that runs tne laciory to its Junes, cu'
pacity.
The Vertical Feed,
Which supercedes the under feed, is the
hinge upon which swings the unI'AHALLL-
r.i success,
Oomnosed of only 13 Workine Parts
while others have from forty to seventy-five,
making the leat complicated, the most duf.
able nnd most reliable machine in use.
It positively leads all others, jioiso AWAY
with all Hasting, pnil is me i.iainiT hu
nfsa siiuiTi.K MAciiiNU in Tin: wohi.h I
and itivps ceneral satisfaction. Will be sold
at the recent popular lunucr.n 6UALU or
I'lUCES. camples oi work- iree.
J, dAi;r.lvH, Uen'l Agent.
llloomsburg, Pa.
oct. 3, '79-ly.
SITTERS
lot i-nnr rtt nttnrlf nf InrtllnStlOn LO tllfl lilht.
Houne the dormant eneriries of the stomach wltU
the lUiters. xuo urn' iuus nuimrn-u win iciuuiu,
n hu u a fnrt in. tab! I shed bv thousundiof wltnf ks.
ui.ntn ti'ktimonv Ubiinolv a statement of their uwu
experiences. ihoHeamictfawlth jreneral debility or
every puase will Mud this medicine an unfailing
a cent lu hulialnif up nnd rcuewluic their btrebfftU.
For salo by all UrugKUla and regpcctable Dealers
leBtrau7 ot,ly,
lie
THE WHITE SEWING MACHINE.
Whereas, tho world renowned reputation of tho
white Sowing Machine
BJ1.T',l.r'?'f1fo?.sf,u",.0,,? "Ptors to resort to
in : ,' '"J" s rf puiaxion, wo
beg to caution all Intending purchasers not to buy a
White Machine
nIc.i;P.,,2mHl!,.r.;,!"J,r.nulll0rlzed dealers, who will
UUo.uluu Uf mo lunuwing warranty.
T. WAHHANT THE NATUHALM DAH AND TEAK
OF THE
White SImIUb Sewing; Machine,
ATE NTMnEtl iflnnu rnu wintrv nitntui.
ES. AN'll HHIIl'llV Aill,l'V"rn i.-ilm, n.ic u . .,
IN HEI'.MH rim THE TBHM OF fill: VIIAHS
FltOM THIS II VTE. FIlEEUFCIlAlUIK.
This warranty excepts tho brcakago of needles
bobbins and shuttle.
1 ins warranty will not be sustained unless tho
lain number nbovo itivrn correspond with U10
nmber on the shutllo race slide. Beware of defaced
1 uucieu uumDers.
wiiiTr. sr.u'Tvn m pnivr m
Th9 "WHITE" Shutt:o Sowing Machino
lias okeatkk cai'Acitt than any ether family Sewing
Machine for doing every arlety of work.
.7, SALTZCIt, (leneral Agent,
Oct. 3, ':o.ly,
SB6
A WrRi; In vmirmcn rnw-n rtnrl nn,v
ttiil rlskfrt. Vou can irlvp llie buslnpsn a
trial w lthout cxpf nse. 'Hie ticst oriwrtu-
uuj cur uiit-mi ur inui muiiiK 10
work. You fehoulil try nothlni? else until
ou nee for vourself what mi can (In nt
tlie business wo offer, o room to explain bore
You can deoto nil your tlmo or only jour spare
tlnietotliebusln("s(nndmnko great jny for pery
hour that ou work. Woimn m-tko as inueli asm-'ii.
Send for fpcclal private terms uml partlculars.wlik'h
we mall free, ft out lit free. Don't complain ot hard
times while you liavo Rurh n cdance. Adtlresall.
HALI.mT A CO , l'ortland .Maine.
oct a, '19-1 y
A
UUITOU'S NOTICE.
In the matter of tho Reeond nnd tlnnl nprnunt nf n.
II. Woodln. asslirnee of tho Columbian Iron nnd
Jlapufacturlntr company.
And row Oct. 2 &t. ls.9. on mn on of Oeo. I:. Kl-
ell. Kn.. tho Court annolnt Hobert li. r.mif uttdi.
tor to distribute tho ttind-i In tho haneU of tha n.s-
slgnee to and ainunff the partlea entitled thereto.
nv THE uorKT.
The iindonlsrned. annolnted auditor to distritmt
thotuudslntheluiuNorC.il. Woodln asslpneeof
the coluriiblan iron and .Manufacturlnjr company to
and amonff tho parties oi entitle thereto, will
meet The purlles fnteiestfd at the onice of E. H. &
H. 11. Utile. In Kloornhburir, renna.. on Saturday.
o, ember 2ind. ls:. nt nino o'clock a. rn..forthe
purposed atund!nff to the duties of his appoint
ment when and where all audi persons wld present
thfir claims before the Auditor or be debaired from
coming in for a share of bald fund.
itoiii. it. ui 1 1.1;.
Oct. 24 4w Auditor.
A
UDITOH'S NOTICK.
1.STATE 01' CIUKI.ES Sine, DECEASED.
The underslcned auditor onnolntedbv the Orphans'
Court of Col. county, to make distribution of tho
money In the hands of John App'eman, Admlnistia
tor, to and umonjf parties entitled thereto, will at
tend to the dutlsH of Ills sppolntmfnt at the onice of
1 ivnurr. r-fi 011 Mituruay. jxufuiwr tiu itv, at
en o'clock In the forenoon, at which time and nlace
all parth h interested will present their claim- ur be
debarred from coining in cn said funds.
L.S. WINTKHSTEEN,
Audi tor,
oct 10, ta.
UDITOIVS NOTICE.
ESTATE Or BENJAMIN HIIXEIt DECEASED.
Notice Is hereby Lrlven Uat tho tindersiffned an-
fiolntcd by Iho Orphans' - ourt of Columbia county
0 nuko distribution of the money In the haods of
the Administrators to and ainonc the parties enti
tled thereto, will attend at his onice In llloomsburff,
on Tuesday the 11th day or November A D.l&"9, at
ten o dock In the forenoon, for the purpose of his
said appointment, w hen and w here all persons hiv
ing au claims upon tho bald fund are required to
present them, properly authenticated, or bo utbarr
ed fraiu coming In on said fund.
Auditor.
Oct. 5, '79-4W.
UDITOH'S NOTICK.
IN TUB JIATTEK OF TIIK SAI.B OF)
THE KKAL r.STATK Or His M UOUIT DI WOmiUOU
SOMC ASSOCIATION OP CATA- ,-
w issa, 80LP jclv 7, 1979, bv Tleas of Columbia CO.
TUKSHEKUF, j
Anil now Sent. 4. 1K79. on motion of Messrs
'rt-eze. .Miller ntul lluckalw Attorneys for creditors
ho Court uMiolnt Knorr. Esn.. Auiiuor to m.tku
distribution of the proceeds In the hands ot the
vuun. . iu iiibtuuju,
Tho Auditor In nursuanco of the forerolnir an-
polntment, will attend to tho duties thereof at Ids
ottico in Uloomsburg' on Friday the 7th day of o-
ember next al ten o riock A. M.f when anil whero
all parties interested will present their claims or bo
aetarrcu rrom coming in on saiu iunus.
iHMUELKNOUIt,
Auditor.
oct, 3 79-ta.
4
UDITOK'S NOTICE.
the matter of tho c&UUo of John Boston. de
ceased.
Now ieDtember 13. i$79. on motion or u. w. I er
and (ieo fc. hi well, counsel for creditors and W. .1.
nucKaiew. aiiorney rur mate, ine uouri annoini i
V. lflllmjer auditor to distribute the money in tho
nanus oi n.u uuapm, Auminibiruior oi jonn uoa
ton, deceased.
HV TIIK COUUT.
Tho Auditor In nursuanco of tho foreirolnir an-
polntment, will attend to the duties thereof at his
ofllce lu llloomsturtf on Friday Noember 7th. at in
o'clock A. M., when and where alt parties interested
wm present, meir claims oruo ueuurreuiroin coming
1UUU blUU IUUU3.
1', l JIlLLMVKlf,
Auditor.
oct, 10, ta.
DMINISTK ATOU'S XOTICK.
ESTATE OV THOMAS DAV1-S DECEASED.
Letters or administration on tho estate of Thomas
mvis. late or lienton lownsh d. loiuuicl
county, l'ennsjlvmila, deceased. liae been pra' ted
bv the Keclsterof said county to tho under&ltrr.cU
administrators. All peisons having claims uffalnst
the estate of the deceased aro requested to present
mem ior seiueineui, unmuuse inatuieu 10 u.e es
tate to make p. meut to tho uudersltfned adm'nts-
iraiors w iiuoui ueiay.
fa intra ,
LA VINA UWIS,
1 teuton.
AdmlnUtrutors.
OCt, 17, fiW,
ESTAIK UK UtUKUE n UUC.MUUt, mttEI'.
Letters Testamentary on tho estate oi !con:o
uueiiiL'iu. late oi nemiocK iwu., euiuuioiu c: uuiy
retihsj Mania, oeceaseu, uao oeeu (framed m mo
iteL'ister or stti countv to tnu utidersiL'ued li
utor All ocrsons iiaUnc cUtms a train si ;Lo
estjireor ma decedent aiu. reiiuesit d lo present
them for settlement ami those Indebted to the es
tate to make payment to the unaersiKnea hciior
wuuoui ut'uy.
V. o. Uuckhorn, Kxewilor,
oct. 17. cw.
1 K i F I T S
Howtoorsratesuecessrully In stocks on 110. US,
$50, tmuainl i:pw arils, tyour tiew marginal st-tem.
ixpiULaiory hook iniuieu cruus. uism uppncuuua.
CHAltLKs rMXW KLI. I'O..
Hankers anil lirokers,
lis liroujnuy, New York.
Oct. II tm
S1500!
TO WOIM) A YEAH. Or 15 to IW
d iy In i our own lacallty. NorUk,
Women do as well as men. Many
in ike more than the amcuntstat
ed abo e. no one can fall u make
money fast. Anyone can do the
work. You can make from cents to f i an hour by
devutiDir your eeriiiik's aim spire umo 10 ine hum-
IlfHS. IbtUBIB IlUlll.iiK WIIJ Uir uu-iuvmi, nwiuui
HLn It fnr tnnnev iniikiiit? eer offered before, husl
ness pleasaut and strictly honorable. Header, If ou
want to kuow alt about the best piling business bo
furo the public, send us your address ani we wilt
send iuu full jHrtlculars uud prhate terms free;
dUIU I'll B UI I II f-t maJ 1 1 i j wu ivu it itirit udiu uj.
i our mind for oursi lf Address IJK01KJ K HTI Noy
X Co., Portland, Maine, oct. StTS-ly
1 K IV S 1. jV S !
procured for soldiers disabled In U, S, cervleo by
All peobloas data back to day ot discharge.
Tensions Increased. Addrcsswllb. I tamp,
BTOUDAUT & .CO.,
No. 013 E St. N, W. Washington,
oct, M.-lm
V. 0,
BLOOMSBURG, PA., FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 7.
Poetical.
ItKMKMIIF.ItKI) AM) KUItOUTTEN.
Whnt stiflll wo remember,
What shall wo foriret ?
seem llie vexing question
oier which men fret.
Till tho Hilnlns angel,
Charity by name,
Tointa to her white record,
Known to earthly Mrao.
What shall wo remf mher 1
Every kindly thought I
Kicry well fought baltlo 1
Kvery good thing wrought i
Every thoughtful sajlng j
K7cry honest deed,
Done by Mends nnd neighbors
For each other's need.
What shall wo remember ?
Nothing that will harms
Nothing that will scatter
Trouble and alarm i
Nothing that will foster
Hatred In the heart ;
Nothing that will mako m
Act tho ungeful part.
What shall bo forgotten ?
Jlverj thing that mars i
Bverjthlng that brings up
Old forgotten sears i
Everything that rankles
Everything that stings
Making room for treasures
And all beauteous things.
What shll bo forgotten
As wo pass along ?
Every Jealous feeling,
Every grudge and w rong,
If we close our Journey
With our faults forgiven.
What shall bo forgotten ?
Everything but heaven.
Select Story.
THE DEATH C1IAI1M.
Along a broad highway, in tho State of
Maryland, rode two persons, mounted up-
on two splendid animals,with the easy grace
f equestrians accustomed to the saddle.
One was a maiden of scarcely more than
10, with a fresh, lovely faco and a form de
veloping into perfection, wearing a dark
blue habit and n slouch hut, with aheavv
ostrich plume. Gnuutiet gloves incased her
liny hands, whilo about her there was nn
r of high breeding.
Her company was nearly double her age,
Hired in the undress uniform of n Captain
f cavalry, lie was a striking-looking mau
i tli a frank, fearless face that was very
fascinating.
That there was a lovo affair existing be
twecn the two young as waa the maiden
their glances indicated, and the course of
turo lovo, iu their case, seemed to be run
ing smooth.
Presently they camo upon a crowd of men
in the roadnay. A youth lay bound upon
tho ground, his faco pale and bleeding, aud
above him bent a half dozen rude fellow s,
talking in angry tones.
Carter, what means this disturbance f 1
asked the maiden, sternly, addressing one
f the men.
The man touched his hat politely and re
plied :
'It means, Miss Lulu, that we've caught a
Tartar here, but we've got him tied fast
now.'
'What has he been doing, Carter ?'
Well, you see -Miss, I saw ulm coming
nut of tho forest, where, you know, your fa
ther allows no gunning, and I called to him
to stop and he paid no attention to me, so I
called tho boys from the field and we gave
cliae and caught him, though ho fought
like a tiger.'
'And you have dared to attack a man in
the public road, sir ? My father shall hear
f this at once,' said Lulu Sanford, angri
ly.
'He's nothing but a gypsy, Miss, from the
camp over the hill yonder,' sullenly said tho
man,
'Ho is a human being, and was doing no
barm. Unbind him at once, sir 1
The young officer at once sprang from his
hoe and quickly released tho youth, who
was secured with a rope, and said kindly
oet up my man, and return to your
camp.
Tho youth turned his dark eyes upon tho
peaker, and said, faintly :
'I cannot, sir, I am badly hurt.'
'Shame on you, Carter 1 a number of burly
men to beat a poor boy as you have done !
lou shall suffer for this, all of you I' cried
the maiden, indignantly ; and as the men
hung their heads abashed, she continued
'Raise him iu your arms and carry him at
once to the mansion, while I rido by and
send Dr. Moore to see lilm. Tell Jane to
put him in a comfortable room.
Anxious to redeem themselves in the eyes
of their employer's daughter, tho men raised
the youth in their arms and bore him away,
while Lulu Sanford and her escort, Captain
I-red Ue Lancy, galloped on after the physi
cian
An hour after, the two rode up to the door
of a very handsome mansion surrounded by
ornamental grounds, flower gardens' and
every indication that those who dwelt there
were possessed of wealth and refinement.
At the door an elderly gentleman met
them, who called out pleasantly :
'Well, Fred, I am glad to see you, my
boy. Itichard told me you had arrived this
morning.'
Yes, Colonel, I received sixty days' fur
lough and stopped to see you on my way
home, and this ufternoon Miss Lulu aud
myself ran off for a ride,' replied the young
officer.
'And I am very glad we did,papa, and I
found your overseer, Carter, and five of the
hired men had beaten ahoy severely just be
cause he did not stop when conimiuded to,'
said Lulu.
'Yes, the doctor is now with the poor boy
and his father too. I fear the youth is bad
ly hurt. andCarterand the men shall leave
my place at once, for the little fellow was
doing no harm, and his being a gypsy is no
crime. Hut come into the house and get
ready for'dlnuer, lor I have a surprise
you,
'A surp-ise for me?' said I.ulu.
'Yes ; I have found a governess for you in
singing and instrumental music, as you de-
sire, and who speaks Italian perfectly ; the
wll be here in two weeks, and I have en-
gaged her for two years, so you can com-
plete your education under her.'
'I am bo glad I was alraid I would have
to go to Doaruing scuooi.- Anu i.uiu as
cended to her own room, whilo her father
took Captain DeLaucy In charge.
The gypsy boy was severely hurt, and for
nearly a week- the uoctor Jeared lie might
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uot recover. His father burnt nlnht and dav
over him, never caring for himself. At
lenglh tho youth rallied and recuperated
willi such rapidity that the gypsy chlof said
he could take him back to camp, nnd asked
to see I.iilu, who had been untiring In her
devotion to the wounded boy, l'indlng that
tho gypsy would go, I.ulu ordered the car
riage to dtlye Idem to their camp,a klnduess
that was accepted.
'And lady,' said tho chlof, with deep feel
ing, 'my boy owe you his life, nnd tho
prajers of our people will ever bo for your
joy. I bavo money to pay, yet I will not in
sult a heart that was kind so kind that ynu
brought my boy to your own home, and have
cared for him as though ho were your own
klu, nnd not n poor, wandering gypsy.
'Now, lady, I beg you remember, If ever
the world should turn against you, that yon
have true friends iu the camp of Captain
Carl, the gypsy."
I.ulu offered her hand in farewell to both
Captain Carl, as his tribo called him, and
the boy, nnd the diguified manner nnd strik
ing nppearance of the wandering chief
could not but Impress her.
Tho second day after tho departure of the
gypsies from Sauford Hilt, as tho rich old
cx-army nfiicer's place was called, there was the death charm. See hero lady do you
an arrival Iu the person of tho governess seo the little marks that look likeengrav
engaged to "finish off" Lulu's education. e ? Well, they are holes throuch the eold
At Iho first glance of Viola Uale.Lulu did
not like her j but a few moments after she
changed her mind, and seemed nlmost fasci-
nated by tho beautiful governess.for she was
stran.tly, weirdly beautlful.with great black
eyes iu which slept worlds of passion, ripe,
red lips, teeth like milk aud without ft blem
ish, and hair that touched the floor when she
was standing hair bluo black and with an
inclination to curl.
Her complexion was dark, almost bronze
in hue, but there was rich blood in the
cheeks, and her form was the very perfec-
llon 01 grace anu Deauty
Her age was hard to tell at times she
seemed liked n girl, and then again one
miitht not be far wrong if he said she was
nearly 30.
From her entree into the mansion, she
ruled, and yet no ono seemed to know that
sho held the reins, but Colonel Sanford soon
became her slave. Lulu seemed wholly un
der her influence, and no ono seemed con.
"ious that sho made her power felt. Sho
was an accomplished musician, and sang
with a depth of feeling that would capture
any listener.
When at length Captain Fred Ue Lancy
came again to Sanford Hill on a visit, and
met Viola Hale, lie seemed to Lulu's sur
prise not to take any fancy to her.
iuat woman lias n story, l.ulu, and a
dark one, mark my words for it,' ho said.
Sho is very beautiful, Fred, and ac
complished, sweet-tempered, and, and'
'And what, Lulu V
'And I do not like to have you find fault
with my sweet governess.'
'Then I will not. She's an angel only
she has a history,' and the persistent man
could not be changed in his opinion
The next day Fred proposed a horse-back
tide, and when the horses were brought
round Viola Hale appeared in a habit that
set off her wondrous beauty strangely.
Refusing theotfer of Fred to aid her, she
laid her hand on tho pommel and loaped
lightly into the saddle from the ground
'She's been in a circus, I'll wager," said
Fred, in a low tone, as he lifted Lulu to her
ddle, and ho was more convinced of this
when he saw the perfect manner in which
the governess mauaged the wild horse she
rode.
When Viola Hale realized that the young
Captain did not exactly like her, it was hard
to tell ; but she suddenly began to turn
her battery nt fascination upon lilm in u
manner that threatened to change his mind
regarding her. Hut fortunately his furlough
was soon ended ; and he departed for his
command on the frontier a happy man, bo
cause Lulu Sanford had promised to become
his wife when she was a year and a half old
er, and Colonel Sanford approved the match
for the young officer came of a good family,
and was a uravu and uasnlng fellow ; pos
sessed no evil habits, aud yet was the rich
est man in the aruiv
A year passed by.and again Captain Fred
DeLancy was a visitor at Sauford Hill, tie
lighted at the wonderful progress Lulu had
made under the beautiful governess,
'Have you picked up any links, Lulu,
that connect her with tbe past V asked
Fred.
'l'or shame, 1-reil I bhe is all that is
lovely, and I believe that papa is really iu
love with her ; and I assure you I would not
nlject to her for i stepmother,'
' And does she care for your father, Lulu H
'I thought i-o once ; now I believe she
only admires and respects him.
He has lost heavily of late, lie wrote
me.
les. Xou'll not get the rich heiress you
expected to, as papa is now barely well
it"
I bavo beeu more torttinate, lor my
- . . -
wealth has increased.aud after I marry you,
i snail resign Irom the army, and settle
down to take care of my vast estate.'
'I am glad to hear you say so, for I have
no desire to seo your browu curls taken off
by an Indian'sscalping knife. Hut here
comes Miss Hale.'
As Lulu spoke the governess swept into
theruom.und more than ever gracious was
"llB 10 Captain De Lancy, and during bis
eutlro visit did she devote herself to him in
such a kindly way that when he again re-
turned to the army ho admitted that he had
mhjudged her and believed her to be a
thoroughly true woman.
'I would liketo see Miss Sanfjrd my boy
has sent her some little trinkets he has made
for her," said Captain Carl, tbb gypsy chief,
appearing at Sauford Hill one day, two
years nearly alter his departure.
In his hand be held a basket, In which
were some shell and wooden ornaments
skillfully carved,
'Miss Lulu has not been very well of late,
and it's a pity as the Captain's coming home
soon to marry her j but I'll tell her you aro
here,' said the butler, and he soon returned
w ill word that he was to come Into the li-
brary,
I au easy chair, a book lying closed up-
0n her lap, sat Lulu Sanford, looking palo
- ami Wnu u haggard expression in her beau
I tiful eyes.
tit wa, very ktaj of your son to remem
ber me. aud these are very beautilul Indeed
I Bupposo he is quite a man now?'
I ltm u,o crvnav mnrTfl nn rfmlv nnrl tila cuah
I were riveted upon Lulu.
1879.
Again she spoke to him, surprised at thi
strange look, and then from Lis lips burst
tho question i
'Where did you get that charm, lady V
Supported by n gold chain of rare work
manship that encircled her neck bung a
malve gold heart, with n single ruby of
rare size In the centre, nnd upon thli tho eyes
of the gypsy were fixed with a startled
look.
'This beautiful charm,' nnd Lulu raised
it In her fingers "It was given to me by my
governess a tnonlli ago.'
'I.ndy, I would know that gold heart with
hs single red eye among a million ; It is
the Death Charm.'
The man spoke in hnrso tones, aulhis
manner startled I.ulu, who said quickly :
'The death charm I What can you
mean ?'
'Lady, let mo see It, please.'
Impressed by his manner, Lulu unfasten
ed the clasp and handed it to him.
For a moment he gazed intently upon It,
and then, lo the surprise of the lady, touched ty
a sprint:, the existence of which she knew
not ,,f. and It iliw oncn like a locket.
-j jjIlcw j. ,va9 not niistaken It Is the
back, as vou see the snoniro within this wire
case? -this is saturated in deadly poison-
poison that you inhale day by day.unlll you
gradually die, and none know the cause (it
your death. Lady, the one who gave you
this wished to murder you.'
As white as snow, and trembling with e.v
citement, Dulu cried :
'No, no, nol It was given me by my dear
governess, Viola Hale.
'Viola Hale I Tho first name is hers ; she
must be one who is your foe, lady. Is the
woman you speak of in this house ?'
As tho gypsy spoke tho governess glided
into tho room, and as her eyes fell upon the
tall form near Lulu, she stopped, turned
livid, and with a cry upon her lips, sank up
on the lloor.
'Oh, sir, call tho servants, for she has
fainted,' cried Lulu in alarm.
'Lady let her lio there while I tell you
that she is not worthy of n kind thought.
That women is my wife 1'
'Your wife ?' whispered Lulu.
'Yes, lady, Bhe is, like myself, a gypsy,
and at 14 years of age became my wife and
queen of the band ; but the year after tho
birth of our boy, whose life you have saved,
she ran away from me to go with an Italian
Prince, and when she had squandered his
money she left him, t6o, to attach herself to
a Spaniard, a sorcerer, and the man who
made this death charm I hold in my hand
She killed him with his own poisons, aud
came back to me, professing repentance.
Alas ! it was from a desire to get her boy ; as
I still doubted her, she gave me this very
charm to wear around my neck, telling me
it would bring back my love for her,
'Accidentally I found a paper one day that
told me the secret of the death charm and
its posion, nnd I accused her of her treach-
ery. and so creat was her assumed grief that
I did not make known her iutent to kill me
to my band.
'The following dav Bhe disappeared and
carried the charm with her. Since then I
have never known what become of her ; but,
thank heaven, I came here to-day I'
In horror Lulu had listened to the awful
story, and then she felt all was true, for it
came to her now how her old nurse had said
the governess wanted to marry Fred I)e
Lancy herself ; then how she had insisted
that for love of her the death charm should
be worn day and night, aud from the time
she had put it on her health had begun to
fail.
'Oh, how could she be so wicked ?' cried
the girl.
'It's her nature.lady. Ah I she is recover
ing consciousness,' and the gypsy chief
stepped towards the prostrate woman, and.
iu his own language, spoko to her sternly.
Willi every nerve quivering.and her black
eyes looking wild with terror, the woman
arose und stood before her master thorough
ly conquered.
'Lady, farewell. Please send this woman's
things to this address in the city,' and Carl
handed Lulu a card, while he continued :
'ICeep that death charm, but take from it
that deadly poison. Keep it as a souvenier
that Captain Carl repaid the service you did
his sou.'
Then turning to the guilty, trembling wo-
man, he said to her simply :
'Cornel'
W lthout a word, and with bowed head,
sho followed him, and Lulu was left alone
in horror aud irrief. Thus her father found
her, and from her lips heard the terriblo
ator. m0 f0i.iej hi, damrhter in bis arms
in a rature tot i,er escape, while he said :
'I do beliefo her guilty, Lulu, for I re -
I mnmlipr T lipliav.xl ul,n Invml mn nt firi vpt
her manner changed as soon as I met with
financial misfortunes ; and it was evidently
I . - . ... . . .
I her intention to LIU you and marry l-reil
I '
De Lancy, for she frequently asked about
bis riches. I will order her truuks sent off
at once. I wonder what her band will do
with her ?'
'I cannot fell, father.'
'Then we will drive to their camp to-
morrow and have a talk with Captaiu Carl,
who teems to be a splendid fellow.'
And the next day I.ulu felt so much better
that sho drove to the gypsy encampment
with her father, but the wauderers had de-
parted, and when they had returned again
to the neighborhood, five years after, Lulu
was Mrs. hred De Lancy, and hid a little
boy whom they had named Carl, after the
chief, who, with his sou, came to Sanford
Hill to visit them.
The gypsy boy had grown into a handsome
man, and Captain Carl's locks were nearly
white, aud a look of settled melancholy
rested in his eyes.
When asked by Lulu and her husband
about iola. ho said, iu a low. stern
voice:
She is Head, lady ; our tribe sentenced
her to die by her own hand, and being
gyp', she obeyed.'
And Captain Carl and his son wended
their way back to their woodland encamp
ment, burying in their hearts a bitter se-
cret,
DON'T .NEED T1IK51
We don't need the electoral vote of Ohl
In the Presidential election, next year, as
tbe lluckeyes have not cast a Democratic
electoral vote for twenty.seven years, and
hence the Republicans only hold their own
sofar. Tbe same State voted for Hayes
I lR7ft. nnil vpf li um AefeainA l.w Rumiisl
I Ttlden, the Democratic President elect.
THE CO LUM III AN, VOL. XIII, NO. 10
COLUMIIIA UEMUUKATi VOL. AM , I.U, l
Mr. Iliicliaiian'n Life.
Tho I.ancalcr Jntclltgcnecr statc9 that a le
gal contract ha been formally entered Into
between Hcv. K. Y. lluchanan and II H
Swnrr, K-q , executors of tho lato Hon.
James Huchanan, and flcorgo Ticknor Cur
tis, Kcp, of New Voik, according to the
terms of which .Mr. Curtis is to write a bio
graphy of the lato ox-l'ro'idcnt. Tho work Is
to bo In two volumes and lo bo completed by
July 1, 18S0. It is to bo 'written, comiscd
and edited' bv Mr. Curtis, on material placed
in liis hands by tho executors am' with refer
Unco to tho facts of general United Slates
history. Mr. Curtis is to liavo charge of its
printing and publication and is to rcccivo
S8,00O for his literary labors and one-half the
copyright of the work. It is to bo Fubject
in all tho stages of its progress to tho inspco
tion of Iho executors or their representatives.
Mr. Curtis lias recently completed iho life of
Webster, and Is well known in literary and
local circles as a gentleman of eminent abill
Suggestions for Itcform in the District At
torneyship.
If Society wants protection from crimcand
even handed justice in criminal cases, it must
take some very obvious steps to secure its de
sire. The duration of the office of tho district
attorney ought to be made equal to that oi
circuit court Judge.
If the office is to bo elective at all it ought
to bo separated from its usual daco auionK
political offices, and the election for it take
place only with judicial elections.
The office ought to be made a bureau that
should comprise not only its present duties,
but much that is dono by police officers and
dctcctivo corps in keeping track of the crimi
nal classes, and many other duties which no
ono attends to now at all. The office ought
to be so salaried and reformed as that its
genius could bo expended as much on the I
prevention ot crime s on its conviction.
It ought to havo t-otne responsibility to
look after convicts whose term of sentence
has cxnired. It would make a creat differ-
enco in regard to lapse into further crime, if
.:.. :i i i. 1 .i. ..i !
a criminal knew he was under the watch ol
, . . , , . .. . ,
a uepar.uicui wnoso ousinc-s u was 10 Know
turn and observe Ins movements it he were
criminally inclined, or to help him if ho were
of honest iutent. It is evident enouch that
this kind of work cannot bo done whero tho
oineo nases from hand to hind from vcar to
vcar. often with no communication at all be-
tween predecessor and successor excent to
pass over a bundio of papers. Good Com-
paiiy. Sumher Two.
A bright I'rospect.
Duu, Uarlow & Go's circular, showing the
statement of failures during the third quar-
ter and first nino months of 1878 and 1879
will be found interesting reading. It ap-
pears that for the third quarter of 1879 the
failures havo been less than ono half the
number for the corresponding period last
year, and the liabilities show even a much
,ar8er proportionate reduction, being less
lBan one-quarter oi wnat tuey were in ttw.
This sudden change in the financial condi
tion of the country is certainly remarkable.
As the report truly says : "Within a short
year these failure, figures have done duty
towards illustrating a condition of trade as
completely reversed as it fs possible to con
ceive." Fears are expressed that the change
uas ueeu iuu stiuueu iu ue permanent, ills
1
to be hoped that thiy are groundless, AI-
tnougn were Is, at tlie moment, a feverish
feeling of speculation in Wall street, regular
business seems to be establishing itself more
establishing Use
and more thoroughly on a solid basis. Cred
its aro shorter, and given with greater cir
cumspection. Money is invested with great
er care, and there seems to bo a general in
clinatinn to make business slowly and surely
instead of sensationally. Williamsport Sun.
Cut this out and Save It.
A correspondent writes to an exchange as
follows about the flower of a well known pi int.
"I have discovered a nnmly for consumption.
III has cured a number of cases after they had
commenced bleeding at tbe lungs and the htclio
flush was alrenly on the cheek, Afiei trying
tlm
remedy to my own satisfaction, I havo
thought philanthropy required that I t-hould
let it be known to the wM. It is common
mullein, Bleeped strongly and sweetened with
collpe sugar, and drank freely, loung or old
plants are good, dried in the shade and kept in
clean bags. The medicine must be continued
from three to six months, accord ino- to Urn
nature of the disease. It Is very good for the
blood vessels alo. It strengthens and builds
up llie system instead of taking away the
1 strength. It makes good blood and takes
inllammation away from the lungs."
11 18 1,18 wl"" 01 ule writer mat every
1 m i unneu ounes, uanaua anu
I liirs-itva otimilll (tlll.tt.lli t I. tf. .s a it...
4 ,clt,r
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"'P " ,n 1,16 uoaie reaa' lor u'e-
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KUM, UIVUUCK AND MURDER.
Although John Frederick Will's wife was
55 years old, and he only 30, he loved her
better than anvthlnc else in the world ei.
capt rum. She told him that ho must give
up one or the other, and, as he would not
deprive himself of the liquor, she deprived
him of (he wife by getting a divorce. Dur-
ing six months he dogged her everywhere
she went, constantly entreating her to take
him back, but never able to comply with
the condition of total abstinence that she
imposed. This was In Indianapolis, and
I that city is horrified with the wife murder
and suicide with which Will closed his ca
reer,
FKKlthK LADIES.
Those languid, tiresomo sensations, caus-
i"g )uu w ll scarcely able to :be on your
a feel; that constant diaiti that Is taking from
your system all Us elasticity; driving
bloom from your cheek; that continual
strain upon yur vital forces, rendering you
l.rill,l.. n,l fr..lfl o.,ull.. I. I
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by the use of that marvelous remedy, Hop
liilter,. Irregularities aud obstruclious of
,,
yournslnu are relieved at once, :while the
,( special cause (if periodical pain is perma-
, ueully reiuovid. Will you heed Ibis.
General Joseph Hooker, tho hero
Lookout Mountain died suddenly at Garden
In filtv. I.nm. Island nn tl,Bat.t ..It li
T I i 1. 1 l i ll ....in . i i n i
death.
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What Is the difference between n pleco
of honey comb aud a black eye? One is
produced bv a labeling bee, nnd the other
by n belaboring,
Kiilney Complaints
of all descriptions are releivfd nt once, and
speedily cured by Kidney -Wort. It seems
iuttudrd bv nature for tho cure o f all dis
eases of ibe kidneys cau-cd by weakness and
debility. lis grial tonio powers nre espec
11 ly dirtuled to the removal uf this class of
d.ease. Try it to-day.
Can ynu see auything in my eye it
feels very auto? asked a lazy, gond-for-noth-11111
student ol Oliver Wendell Holmes. 'I
cm ee i very bad pupil.' was llie reply of
the l'rotessor.
Mrs. Partington says that the coal-iiorl-
ers.may nay wliul they like about religous
track", but slie tliluks, In tier opinion, that
there a no tracts so suges.-tive ol
solemn
Ujouguia us me rauroau tracks,
New silks are worn with heavy reps,
and are very lustrlous,
The sillor collar is worn witli dresses of
all kinds in Paris.
-Ribbon in millinery are to be much
wider this winter thau those used thus far
this season.
Stripes are much in favor in ribbons
and all materials pertainlu
; to millinery as
well as in customes
Liw coitrure ure niw (tuite in fashion.
and 11 nvers are put on ntar tlitf,right ear, so
R" 10 urooi' 0,1 l"B eck'
The brocaded satins for combination
costume show a variety of designs, among
nliich are Japanese tans and birds,
,
A new style of rrench chintz, worn at
.. ... -. , h . of
the leaves in the pattern wrought in cold.
Hird, or parts of birds, are favorito
trimming for new hats and bonnets Some
?',,,ef " """y R1 lwelvo humming
Ureat "l0l,d ionic,' lor tlie cure ot all
uiocu Uisea,es lit. l.inusey sinoou searcu
er
An exchange gives reasons for not pub
lishing u poetic effusion a follows: 'The
rhythm sounds liku pumpkins rolling over a
barn lloor, while some lines appear to have
been measured with a yard-slick, and oth
ers with u ten-foot pole,'
Artemus Ward tells n good storv con
cerning the production of the LadyofLyous
at the Salt Lake City theatre : 'An aged
Mormon arose and went out with twenty-
four wives, angrily stating that ho wouldn't
sit and see a play whero u man made such a
cussed fuss over one woman.'
Unequalled in effectiveness, unap-
proached in cheapness and unrivalled in
popularity is Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup. 25
cts. per bottle ; large size, CO cts.
'I am clad this coffee don't owe me any
thing.' said a book-keeper to his wife tho
other morning at breakfast. 'Why so!' mis
the renponse. iiecauso 1 don't believe ft
would ever settle.'
-Why are widowers like old clothing?
Because they need repairing, (re-pairing.)
. , . , ,..
I iMmlilm. vnnr hnv Mn'r. iid nt naif.
fare. ile-a t00 i .rae sai,i ti.a conductor of a
railroad train whici had long been detained
tbe roai by the snow 'He may be too
!ir?f, rl:,.!'.,1.e m",S',buU'e WaS
SI1IHI1 CIIUUII wuuu no .Bimieu, xuv cuu-
ductor gave in.
A bashful younc mau escorted an enual-
ly bashful yuung lady to her home. As thev
appn ached the dwelling of tlie young dam
sel, she said.entreatingly : 'Zekil, don't tell
anybody you saw mo bonier Sary,' said
he emphatically, 'don't you mind ; I am us
much ashamed ol it as you arel
For fifty years 'Sellers' Liver Pills' have
brought health and happiness in thousands
of homes. Ask your druggist for them.
'Tell me.' ho said to Iho doctor, 'tell me
frankly is there auy hope ?' 'Yes. sir. a
great deal. The statistics show that one
out every hundred afltcted with your dis-
f.14, r-nnvpr ' Wpll 9 'Vnll wro tin. linn.
dredlh I have treated for tho malady, and I
nave not cureu oneoi mem.'
If the man who would rather subscribe
for a New York weekly newspaper that
doesn't interest him, simply because it is'
larger and cheaper than his local paper, will
take the trouble to come into our cilice wo
will give him u whole armful of old papers.
ue coum uot ask ior unyiuiug cheaper.
(iuard Asalnst Disease.
If you find yourself getting billious,head
heavy, mouth foul, eyes vellow, kidneys
I .i,,,,!.,.,.,! ,.,,..,. r .,:inJ ... ...!
ycu, take at once a few doses of Kidney-
Wort. It is nature's great assistant. Uso
I . . .
lit us an advance cuaru don't wait to iret
I I "
down sick.
01d Tum PurJie sir Waltel
Iter Scott's fav
orite attendant, once said, 'Them aro fine
novels of yourp, Sir Walter ; they are just
invaluable to me. '1 am glad to hear it
returned tbe novelist. Yes, sir,' said Tom.
'for when I have been out all day hard at
work, and come home tired, aud take up
one of your novels, I'm asleep directly.'
Clkamso Wash P.inukus. Trv n few
drops of ammonia ou a damp cloth; nm! seo
how nicely it cleans the rubber rullers of
your wash wringer.
Cookiks. One cup of sour cream, ono
and a half cups sugar, one teaspoonful sudu,
mining, unu nour lo roll out still ; 11 sweet
cream is used add two Uaspoonfuls cream of
tartar.
Quince Jki.LV Quarter and core but
do not peel the fruit ; cover with cold water
unit let cook till 'mushy ; let drip through
line hair sieve, tlitn put in n ilannel hair and
allow lo drip till night into an earlhern
bowl j boil hard for twenty minutes (bo
careful to k'in), add while granulated sug
ar, almost pounu lor pound, men boll grm
ly for ten uiinutts lunger. Havo tumblers
landing or wet t loth to prevent cricking.
.ntr pulling the jeuy in-iuuibiers let siat.il
in sun till it it-Hits, then din wrilim- t...t,Hr
the In white of egg and cover jelly.
If vou call ou your druggist for J)r,
Seller.' Cough Syrup" we pledge immedi
.... . ' .
me rellel and cure on short notice,
-A- dreadfulstory Isreporttd from France.
a ouug spoilsman went snooting, in tt
,10,,d he met a charming young girl, tho
daunhlcr uf a neliibbiiriug farmer. Falling
Into conversation uith her he sit his gun
ugiuusi n tree, huh sat down nimsf-ll ou a
knn'.l with the fair enchantress. The eirl
of I father going by that way saw tho loving
I ?oul"e' crept up souly through the wood
,J behind them, seized the lover's gun-and
I U leappcitieu Willi H 1 lui&l A 10VPT UD(i
u b
cannot both remain in ono