The Columbian. (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, June 27, 1879, Image 4
THE COLUMBIAN AND DEMOCRAT BLOOISBUIUt, COLUMB lA 001 'NT Y, PA. Miscellaneous. TIIK WltllMI KIND or DUCKS. 'The irrB American! Tnrmer ceMli1y knows hrtw to loftV'iihcr' lnt'irilercst, nrnl ho has A, I pen ivlt that U hard to get over. Kor example! Some three or lour days agp llle conductor nl frolglil train on the Fort Wayne road, who nut With' his train, aaw , a couple ot' jtie looking (lucks on Did river near tlie tract. He Imd a idiot gun in the cabitose car. and stopping llio train for lew minute, ho got oft" and shot both pf the birds. He thought this was something to congratulate lllmnblt on, and when he resetted hts homp afler hM wort. ,he Invited n little party of friend to, ptrtake of the fruit of hlsprowesq. A couple of days after this the conductor happened to be stopped nt the place wbetv the tjucjrj bfi) J)f,ep shot. Ho got out his gun and walked down to the river with the Intention of barging a couple more, If possible, ile had scarcely reached the edge of tho river, before a man, who looked like a farmer, approached hlin and said: ''Are ynit the man who shot those two ducks here llajr before yesterday?" "Yes that was me," said tho sportsman proudly, "Well, those ducks belonged tome. They wasn't apy of your wild ducks, bul were tame ones." , "Oh pshawl You can't fool mo. I guess I know a wild duck from a tame one." "Will you pay mo for tho ducks?" saiii the farmer cwily. "No, sir, I won't. You cin't provo the, ifuc.ks were not wild ones." "All right,'1 and the farmer started off to tbe nearest village. "Vhe-e are you going? What do you lutend to do?" nsked the conductor. 'Well," said the farmer quietly, as he leaned asainst a tree. "I am going to a Viui re to make an information against you for killing wild ducks out of season. If you insist that them ducks was wild, it II cot you $." a duck, If yn.t come to the conclti sioii they were tame, It'll only costy-m $2 50 a duck. Now what'll you do?" Tho conductor stared at his tormentor scratched his head, and said something ab nit ducks generally, and these ducks in iiarticutar, and then paid the $3. He does not carry a gun in his car any more. A l'llKNUMKNAL 1SAUIIKR. Mr. Sarvis wont into a barber shop to get shaved last week. When his turn came he stretched himself out in the chair and told tho artist what he wanted to do, Mr. Sarvis was considerably surprised at him, for he asked not a single question and was very short in his answers when interrogated on tbe state of the weather, the political out look, etc. While being shaved he carefully remarked to the artist : 'Do you think my hair needs cutting ?' The barber ran his finger through his hirsute and replied : 'No, not for a month yet. Mr. Sarvis was astonished at his hones ty. 'Do you think I need a shampoo ?' 'No sir ; your head is quite clean.' Have you a preparation you can recom mend for the preservation ot the hair ?' ask-ed-Mr. Sarvis. 'You need nothing of the kind sir.' 'But my son does.' Tell him to use entile soap and hot wa ter ; all these pieparations are frauds.' 'Can you tell hie how to get rid of these pimples ?' Yes, air !' 'How ? 'Go to some good physician and get a pre scription 'Will you let' me have a brush with rne tallc bristles ?' 'Never keep them, they do more harm than good ' Then Sir. Sarvis told him that he was possessed of that kind of lionesty, which sends people to tho poor-house, and walked out more astonished than if he had Just put his band on a red-hot stove under the im pression that It was his umbrella. Oiievino Okdeks. He was weeping soft ly as he came out to join his companions; a peculior twitching of his inuc!e and the careful manner of his gait was painfully apparent to the bnyt; they knew that he had just wrestled with one of his parent'; they had been there and understood the whole business. "Heen gittin'a licking, Ben?" asked sev eral sympathetically. "Yes, murmured he; 'I got licked tur oheyin' orders." "Dis-obeyiu", you mean," rried they, "No, fur obeyln', I tell ye,' persisted he then, seeing their looks of incredulity, he made this explanation; "When I wero comin into the house my boots were muddy as blazes, and mother had just been scrubbin the floor; 6ays she, 'Ben, you'd better walk right over that clean floor with your muddy boots. 'Anything to oblige yon,' says I. Sp I boldly walked across the room, and she lit on me with a bound like a cat on a mouse Htid tbe way she toted me around that room was a caution. I wbn't obey orders any more." A KOUCKUMAItltlAaE. I.uther McCoy, a young law student of Bonneville, Indiana, met with one of the most reinarkablo adventures on record, the alleged facts of which have just come to Bgnt. McCoy says he went to Hockport to attend the Spencer county court, and while returning home about 10 o'clock in the evening he was stopped by Jacob Brother .and Levi Landshurg, who demanded that he should go to tho Clerk's office, get a license, and marry Jacob's daughter, Cynthiana., Having no means of defence, McCoy was taken by Brother and Landsburg to the Clerk's dtBce. wbo Issued the papers, and the trio started together for Brother's resi dence, A clergyman was called In, and McCoy was married to tho woman, This, McCoy alleges was all done with threats of death to him should he resist, The newly married couple were taken to a room and locked up for the night, and In the morning the groom started for hU father's residence with the bride. Having told bis father the circumstances of the marrlaee. the old gentleman took the bride back to her home, and McCoy has now brought suit to 'have, the marriage declared null and void, It appears that McCoy and Cynthiana had been engaged to be married but tbe former, broke the engagement. A youog John Chinaman at Phillips' Acad' pmy In Audover, finds his head in danger. John had been rather backward in his stud ios, so that the Faculty considered it their duty to make the same known to the Chiuei-o Ciovcrumeut, at whoso expense tho young man is educated. This they did, and one may iuiagino the disgust that was manifested upon reading the reply, which was as follows; "Send him home and we will behead him." John will stay with the Mclicaa man and keep his head, A child without legs had just been born 'Thank heaven," said the weeping father, "this will never be a champion pedestrian RUSSIAN THIRVES. i Dome intevcsj wno maniiesieu remaricaoje Ingenuity, have lately been caught In the Crimea. They operated thus ! A thief whs jdeked In an empty trlwk by his mates ; tho trunk was sont (0 the railroad depot as the Laggnge or a passenger, and put In the bag gago'carj one of hi. mates,whb claimed the haggnge,tnok passago In the same train to le next station ; as soon as everything was Ipilet lu the baggage car', "file thief In the trunk opened it and crawled out j hi ran sacked the test of tho baggage and put In his own trunk such valuable articles as erere available ; then he crawled back to the trunk ami locked .himself In, and, on reaching the next Nation, Ms Mate took off the trunk as his baggage, and they procctded to secure their plunder. The gang ot ltussian thluves who concocted this scheme managed to carry It on successfully for sonio time; but nt lifst on the occasion ot one adventure the thief In the trunk took In with him such an amount of stolen goods that the trunk burst open at nn unfortunate moment. The meth od nl Operation was discovered and tho thieves were brought to the bar. INVENTORY UP FKMAliB CHARMS- It Is not to bo supposed for a moment that ladles of the present c"ay resort to artificial means of Increasing that native lnvelinets which "whcii unadorned is adorned the most." Their groat grandmothers, however thought differently ;' and so numerous had female falsification become, n century neo, that It was deemed necessary to introduce an act into tbe Kuglish 1'arllaraent in 177!) which provided as follows : "All women, of whatever age, rapk, profession cr degree whether they may be maids or widows, that shall, from and after this act, impose upon and betray lhto 'matrimony any "of His Maj esty's male subjects by paints, scents, cos metic washes, artificial teeth, false hair, Spanish wool, iron ntayt, hoops, high-heeled shoes or bolstered hips, shall Incur the penalty of tbe law now in force agaicst witchcraft and misdemeanors, and the mar riage, upon conviction, shall stand null and void." There was a terrible scene at Niagara, a day or two ago. It was reported that a re ligious maniac was about to float down the river in a row boat to tho edge of the fall, expecting to be miraculously Bayed from death. A multitude of people gathered on Uoat Island and along the Canadian shore, and presently they were horror stricken to see a boat drifting down the middle of the river. In the. stern was the figure of a man H3 sat placid and motionless, seemingly perfectly satisfied that some miracle would save him from his impending fate. Nearer the awful brink rushed the boat, and,fiually, with a mad plunge the frail bark dashed headlong down into the seething caldron below. Women fainted, and strong men fell to the ground weeping and praying. Some hurried to the foot of tho falls, and finally succeeded in recovering the body. It was stuffed with straw,.,., ., . Illegal Fees. Judee Sterrett; of the Supreme Court, says' on this' subject "Sound public policy rr quires us to hold that a public officer who, virtute officii, demands and takes as fees for his services what are not authorized or more than is allowed by law, Should be compelled to make restitution. He and the public, wbo have business to transact with bini, do not stand upon an equal footing. It Is his special business to be conversant with the law under which be acts, and to know precisely how much he is authorized to demand for his services. But with them it is different. They have neither the time nor the oppor tunity of acquiring the information neces sary to know whether he is claiming too much or not, and, as a general rule, rely ing on his honesty and integrity ,tbey acqui esce in his demands," The Law of Trespass. The law of trespassing upon laudi by gunners and hunt ers is good enough if farmers will unite as has been suggested, to havo it enforced. Trespassers are liable for all damages done and costs, for which, if not paid, they can Lw Imprisoned Filing o!f n gun within forty rods of a highway mbj c s tho offender to n line of forty shillings under a very old law which has never heen repealed. Farmers have the exclusive right to the enjoyment of their premises and to all game there is upon it from time to time. There is no greater nuisance than to have one's premi ses overruu wtyh banditl with guns and dogs who regard no one's right. The best way to meet emergencies is to give t otice in the public papers that no gunning Is allow ed, whether the Jaw n quires that to bedoue or not ; and then the club to enforce the law, Ashland Advocate. Choked by a Jaekstone. Philadelphia, June 10'. A child namej Albert Walter, aged one year, whose parents reside at No. 1413 Howaid street, me', with a ningulur accident yesterday, resulting this morning in death. The child was playing with small pointed Iron jaekstone, when somehow one of them got into its mouth and lodged in tbe throat, where it became firmly Imbedded, causing the death of the child this morning. A camion to pipe smokers is contained in the experience of a French porter who re cently cut the forefinger ol bis left band with a knife with which be bad been clean ing out his pipe. The next day tbe finger swelled and the arm became inflamed, while tumors appeared under the armpits. The doctor who was called in recognized poison ing by nicotine, and eelng that amputation was necessary sent the man to a hospital where at last accounts ho waslying iur very precarious condition. Two little girls, Mary .Scbinn and Lizzie Keisbeck, aged six and four years, dUap peared from their homes in l'ittsburg, Tbey were found in the clothes-closet of a vacant' house twenty-four hours, afterward. The children had gone into the house nun thoughtlessly shut themselves up in tbe press. The house being somewhat isolated and their voices smothered, they had shriek ed themselves hoarse without being able to attract attention, while a spring latch con flued them in their living tomb. A Great Kiiterprise. The Hop Bitters Manufacturing Company is one ot Jtocliestcr greatest business en terprises. Their Hop Bitters have reached a sale beyond all precedent, having from their Intrinsic value found their way into almost every household in the land. Graph tc. At Minneapolis, Minn., on Thursday, elev' en little girls, tour members of one family am five of another, engaged in stringing castor deans tor bead, were led to eat a quantity, finding the taste pleasaut, all ate of them and wero taken with spasms, with the indica tions of poisoning. All but three aro out o danger. The others are eo badly poisoned that but little hopo is entertained for their recovery. SAN FORD'S RADICAL CURE For CATARRH i A puroly vegetable dlitlttatlon entirely untiko all other remedies. I If ihn rrfpnrttlon vt 1M rrrrmrkl) remtrty e-tetr herb, nlint. artil lurk U mh1ertrl tn liUtnUtlnn vfavrebr lft trwemlat mrrtl',ftl urine lrlfl m obtained I J vkpqr, Conserved ml Vojtlrtl, Wmi retrmltii In tbt till If loon, tlnlra, tma totally unfit for ni in tn org Mi I m pn delicate m ihc nl rjrrn. Yet ml tfiutti aro tnnolublti compound! tf uuiy ubr til tine tuffiuturated lolutuioi. SANFORD'S RADICAL GURE liloetnd conPtJtntlonii, Tcmerft, kpplWdto tha null POMtwel liv InnunUllun. Ih a ut1kt In, tnflam. mtiloa and ptun tml t once correcting, r lea nil nr, uu I'urujinK win rcruuni, imernauj nurnimiicrcu, It Acts upon t lie crji tr circulation. Jtecp tha ikln tnoUt, ftDd neutrnrlieitrie Arid poison thit hmfoand lis a j 1 run me! luiuar-Ji unn jnvnra into me uioou, inui cut Droirretii'B th both fllrrrtlnrt. ntt it dnn not em potiiiilt for tiumtn logenaitr to deTfti uora SURPRISING CURE. fntlmn . Aftnut ttlfn tAaHi cn. M1 1rtrl. llnirwlth r at Iter Kvuip'i Old fulu Concert troop Kawtrk, ft, J, TMtoldtrinibtun nuvcre attack of Catarrh, Mch I battled with etery known remedy for 10 or wetki without Rva)1,And a Atally obliged to (It up a most (IcMribii position and return none, mabi to lug ft note, for Hire yean afterwards 1 was unable to ting ot all. The first attack of Catarrh bad left tar raialorfcar throat no sensitive that tha slightrst coht would bring on n fneh afnek, leaving me prostrated. In this at I continued lo utrir. Tha ut attack. ihnteveuei 1 erer nan, wu terriDie. is fered the rauet eierurlating pain Itt nrbetd, was so boat-so a to h scare i-1 r at1a,ta sneak, and roughed lncesianttr I ttinnglit I was tolug into Qokk con sumption, and I ftrinlr bellcva tht had these symp toms continued without relief thrr Nrnuld hate ren dered mo an eauy victim. M. hcti In this dlstretsUg condition,! commented thawse .f RAxroan'i Kamoal Curb pnsCATABnn.tervielnrtantlr. leonfrM. as Iliad tried all the advertised temedl milhont be niflL The nrst doco or this wonnfrrni me ucine gitre tue tae greatest relief. It Is hardly pouiblo for one hone head aches, fet arhe, wrto can scarcely nrilculato distinct! on account rf tho rhoklnir accumalatlnns In Ms throat, to realise hnvmnrti rMt"fI obtained from the first ap- Elloatioa of Baifobd's ltAntdti. Ct'Ki. Under Its In nenca both internal and external, Irnpldlyreedrered, and by an occasional use of the remedy since, have been entirely' free ffruiu Catarrh, fur tuti first time In twelve years. Waltham. Mts., JaVi. 8, law. . V.X. -I i,uri hftsn.t tlirt UtntPAt. CVKtt Of GEO. II. ItUUKHS, Druggist, UaUifnrd Ualidmg, Tlnch nakri rrmtklfn l)r Ranfrtrd'dTmnroVf d Tnlisl. tng Tube, wftli full djreetlona fnr ue, In all, cases. Price, 1 tO. or ali by all TCholesal and Kf Uit Drng glst" throughout the I'nlted Htttcs -andi t'anadhs, Droggliti, ppston, Jus. COLLINS9 VOLTAIC PLASTER An Electro-Galvanio Battery combined with a highly Medicated Platter containing the choicest medicinal) Cum and Baliamt known to modern Pharmacy. Thit PlkttDT tiKvn nnw Vipch krfor tha tint 11a for two years, and, notwithstanding the tmuivnre number of, remedies In the form of lltitnwnts, lotions, paln- curers, anil orajuary v'evt-rn, mry Nfiuur id- creased In le and nrt with vnlvrtsal ftpprovsl, aa evidenced by over 01 th- ueund nsillrlted testimo nials In onr pues(.tslon. Many rei ttrknble f ast s have or tne unui u m fit stC'p" 01 men ui no pcui iree In niBiiH wun. Imvit hiipn nihil . m ariri?i ntd v n. perltnce andnis.'.'nnfHWi btHere.t Hut t te) aro now perfect In every rupeit, apt th tt pumer tn tht teorktofmnttclni AH y" wk' Irom 1 very sufftrr In the land la Mil tflolrlil. Th.i price lsJSrent8,Iihough thnoostlertonhlii tt-of my other pi after.' Hrt, not wlthstandlnir tL 1 ffyrtn .f th proprlftors to tpske the best plaster tn the won I forth h-net mooev; any stmlUr remedy cm he bo'ight, n'tmbvra of oninipn lousdealemwlll he fdnnd ready t-1 nilarfprvm-nt them for itUUH twUtf arul eudouvor to auusiltute others. 2)0 not allow ) oursell to be Intpcd upon. Ask fur COLLINS' VOLTAIC PLASTER And Jnslit opon Having wh.Jt yoa arc willing to pay for. Sold by all Wholesale and T.et All UrnfrMsts-througti. Out tha UnlMd btates and Canadaa, and oj Wxa A roniB, lToprJstora, loton, Masa, ANTI-FAT ALLA w'fl Anti-Tat Is the great remedy for Corpu lency. It la purely vegetable and perfectly barmleaa. It acts on the food in the stomach, preventing Its con version Into fat. Taken according to directions. It will rcdueo fat ftermaw fro as U tt pomb4s at week. In placing this remedy before the tmullc a Msk tree cure for obesity, we do so knowing Us ability to cure, as attested by hundreds of testimonials, of which the following from a Jdy In Cotumbua, OMo, la a sample! "UenUetoeB Your Anti-Fat was duly received., I took it according to directions and tt reduced m Qvepounda- X waa oelatd over tho re autt that I Immediately sent to AC&XRaUM'B drug store for the second bottle. Anotber, a physlclau, -writing for-a patient from Providence, It. I., aava, )ur bottles bave reduced ber weljtht from 1W pounds to 192 pounds, and tbcretaa retutral improve ment In health." A gectleman writing from Uo ton. saysi " VV Itboai speelal change or attention to diet, two bottle uf Allan's Antl-Kal reduced me four and one-quarter pound." Tbe well-known A V bole sale ruggUt, HMlTn, lOOLtTTXJI A BUI Tit, of Ho tou. Mas., write aa follows 1 Allan Aatl-Fat baa reduced a lady In our city seven pounds In throe weeks. A gentleman tn HU Louis wrtteai "Allan's AntUFat reduced, me twelve pound tn thre weeks, and altogrtbri have lost twenty-five pound since commencing lis uae-Maaara. Towkll a lLirTOM, "Wholesale Druggist, of Buffalo, N.Ywrltei "To the rHontiBTOiia or Alxah' amti-Fati Uentie men, The following report Is from tbe lady wbo used Allan's Antl-Kat 1 (Th AnU-Fat) bad the desired effect, reducing tbe fat from two to live pounds a week until 1 bad lost twenty-five pounds. 1 hope never to regain what I have loeU Anti-Fat Is an unexcelled blood-purifier It promote ojgeatton, curing dyspepsia, and ti also a potent remedy for rheumatism. Sold It druggist, raoipbkt on Obts ltysentnniwelptofstainv. . 1JOTAN1C MEDICINE CO., PBOFRS, BnSalo.N.T. By en Immense practjHfat tbe TVorld'a Dispen sary and luvalloIlotel,figvlng treated many Utou aand cases of tbost dlaeaee peculiar to woman, I have been enabled to perfect a most potent and posi tive remedy for theae disease. To designate tbl natural specific, 1 have named tt Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription The term, however, 1 but a feeble expression ot my high appreciation of Its value, based upon per sonal oUenalkm.i 1 have, while witnessing lu posi tive results lu the special diseases Incident to the organism of woman, singled It out as ta cllsau r fMWRlnf b f nay sltl aareer. On 1U merit, as a poslthe, aaff, anl effectual semrdy for this class of diseases, and cue that will, at all times and under all clrcnmstances,act kindly, 1 am willing to stake my reputation as a pb)lclant and so coittldentam X that It will not disappoint the meet sanguine ex tiwlattoiis ol a (dngle Invalid lady who uaesttforany tit the allmenta for which I rronmend 1 1- that I offer and sell It under A FOftlTlTE UCAUAXTEE. (Tor conditions, see pamphlet wrapping, bottle.) lhe Mlowmfc are among those diseases in which my rarer U Frecertptlsii Tiss worked cures, aa If by magic, and wltliA certainty never before attained by an) medicine I,eucorrbora, Excesalve .flowing, raluful Monthly rerloda, &ippreMons when from unnatural raiiM-vlmgularltWa, A eak Back, I'ro Iadsub. or. Falling of the Uterus, Anteveralon and lletraverhlon Jtcarlngxlown bc-naatlon. Intern! Heat, Nervous lfprtblon, UcMUty, TJespondency, 1lireatenedL MlH-arrlage, Chronic .Congestion, ln- fammatlonaud IHceralbinot the Uterus, Ira potency. Urreunee. or bterlllty, and 'emle. Weakness, f tlo not extol this medicine as a ' cure-all but It admirably fulfill m lalacM f prpM, ttelng a most perfect six-clbc in U chronic tneaes of the Kxnai system of woman.. It will not disappoint, nor ill It do barm, In any auto nr condition. Those wbudlrufiirtbr lufoimaAloo on these aub lecta ran obtain It In TUB PfcOrLX'S 1VU1MON bfcSiiX JUplCAL AUVIH8S, a bolt of over Pjr. seut. post-paid, on rectlpt or $LMl It trtat mlbutely of tltse dUee lcuUar to Ktwal, and glveatnucb valuable advlou la rtgard to the manageu.tul of VaTartto PveMrtwtl. R. V. 1'IElti'ELliL L 4Vm aM r Drustets f Ud Invalids lloWl, Bu ESPY PLANING MILL. Thn untlcrslfrnPd lewe tt UieKpy rUblnif JKlll, la prvp&rtxi to do all klmli or mill wtrk, Boors, Frames, Sash, Blinds, etc. male to order od fcliort notice. BaUafacUon guar. lilocnuburtf, Pa. Irivae Siile! Tbu (allowing valuable property, tho liLaU) ot tnej lato John Hwuner,dcceased,wiu bo offered at prlruto saw up to SEI'TEMIIER 1st 1879. Tho pr operty Ja wtute l ibe village ct Jersey IV DO, IUIUIUU1U LUUUijr I u., tuiu cumulus uuuuv, FIFTY ACRES of eicellent (arming land upon which are TWO HOUSES, I3-A.3nir, and oher oa balldUiirs, and Is one ol the Duett localities In the county. There are TWO GOOD ORCHARDS on the premises. i-yor lcroriniUon concerning the property ap ply to V, u. urockway, or uioomiburr, or T, J, Swisher, ot Jersey town, Hay !3,-ta OB PKINTIQ I Keatt and chcaplj eiecuttd at Uie Colvmsuh Office. WOMAN H. T. HELMBOLO'S COMPOITJSTD FLUID EXTRACT BUCHU PHARMACEUTICAL A SPECIFIC REMEDY FOR ALL DISEASES OF THE BLADDER & KIDNEYS For Debility, Loss of Memory, Indisposition to Exertion or Uusi uess,8hoiness of 13reali,Tronble(l with Thoughts of DisP!ise,Dininess of Vision, Pain in the JJack.Chest and Head, Hush of Flood to the Head, Pale Countenance and dry skin. If these symptoms are allowed to go on, very frequently Epilep tic Fits and Consumption follow. When the, constitution becomes af fected jt requires the aid of an in vigorating medicine to strengthen and tone up the system which "Helmbold's Buchu" .D0E3 IN EVERY CASE. HELMBOLD'S BUCJIU IS UNEQUAI.ED By anj- remedy known. It la prescribed by tlie most eminent physicians all over tbo world, In Rheumatism, Spermatorhcea, Neuralgia, Nervousness, Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Constipation, Aches and Pains, General Debility, Kidney Diseases, Liver Complaint, Nervous Debility, Epilepsy, Head Troubles, Paralysis, General 111 -Health, Spinal Diseases, Sciatica, Deafness, Decline, Lumbago, Catarrh, Nervous Complaints, Female Complaints, ttc. Headache. Pain in the Should ers. Coucrh. Dizziness. Hour Stnm- O ' ' ach, Eruptions, Bud Taste in the flloutli, Palpitation ot the Heart, Pnin the recion of tho Kidneys. o J r and a tliousanuotlierpainlul symp toms are tne oiispnngsot dyspepsia. HELMBOLD'S BUCHU IuviguratfN I lie Stomach. And stimulates the torpid Liver, iiowels anrllvidnevs to healthy a& tion, in cleansing the blood of all impurities, and imparting now lifts and vigor to the whole system. A single trial will benuite suffi cient to convince the most hesitat ing of its valuable remedial quali ties. PRICE $1 PER BOTTLE, Or Six Mottle for 5, Delivered to any address free from observation. "Patients" may consult by letter receiving the same attention as by calling, by answering the following questions : 1. aire your name and poet-omco address, county and state, and your nearest express omco t 3. Your ago and hex 7 ij Occupation r ; Married or tingle t 6. Height, weight, now and In health I 6. How long have you been sick 7 7, Tour complexion, color o( hair and eyes 7 . Have jou a stobping or oroct gait? a. HelaUj wltlout rxbenatlonaliyou know about your case, Enclose one dollar aa consultation lee Your letter U1 then receive our attention, andvte will give you the nature of your disease and our candid oplnlou concerning a cure. Competent physicians attend to correspondents, AH letters ahouid be addressed to Dispensatory, 11217, Filbert street, 1'hlladelpula, 1'a. H. T. HBMBOZ.D, Srnrsist and Chemist, MIILADELPniA, TA. SOLD EVEIIYWUEIIE kircU.T,187-ly BLOOM SB UKG STATE NORM Al . S C H00 L SIXTH NORMAL SCHOOL DISTR101. Bloomsburg, Columbia County, Pennsylvania. Rev. D. J. WALLER7jr7A. M.( Principal. at present constituted, onus tho very bnst facilities for 'roejMonai and CTaMlcaM i. Iiivlllng and commodious 1 completely heated by steam, well ventilated, lighted by gas, THIS. SCHOOL, as uprliig water. ' i.oeaiion nean urn, mm eiviy ui iwu, itiuni. v .... .v..., , nn ,imrt itnntns moilemte. Kitty cent a week deduction to nil expecting to teach, students admitted at any tlmo. itooma vouises ot siuny preaeriuou uy me niiuu t I. .Model School. II. l'reparstory. III. Adjunct Uouri.es s 1. Academic. Jl.wm.nercmi. ii. iou r .... , o. Tim i:inmpntnrv. Hntfntinr anil Classical Courses corrcspomllnuDegrcci; Muster of the Moments! Muster of n!lrattalmiiL'iithlffnea liv tiiooraccrtoruio noanioi i .int't". The coursa of stud v iirescrlbftl by tho state is llbrral, anl tho i-clontlnc nna Classical Tim Ll.ln lil.rl.nc nr.U.f nt I'i 1 1 Tftlwltt It 'I'hfl gent and enicleiit TtuieHqra for,lT schools. To tun end it sallclti ycmii'f personi i.r good ''V'"". t Snmritin tie and their talents, ai Mudents' To all such It promises aid In developing Ihclr powers, andabundant opporltinitie. o.itnlnLriiit. mhlri. the I'rlnelnnl. llnv , a ll l't .."t'l.l.. llm.p.l bept. 8, 'Til.- WHAT TO WEAR AND HOW TO WEAR IT- CALL AND SEE THE NEW GOODS AND LATEST STYLES AT THE LOWEST PRICKS. Consisting of an elegant line of Cloths Diagonal and Casscmeres of .English, I'Tcnch, uermnn unit uomestic manuiaciure, FOR DRESS SUITS, FOR BUSINESS SUITS, &c. -:0:- Tie Mm&j Wsd& IDeparitmeiiTiib Is now replete with all the LATEST NOVELTIES at VERY LOW PRICES. Neck-wear, Collars, Gloves, Scarfs, Half Hose, Hats, Caps, &c. PEARL SHIRT ALWAYS ON HAND. HEADQUARTERS FOR TrunkSfj gjatclwls. Valises, BAYED LOWMBIEBCF HIMMIII COlv? ENDORSED BY OVER MACHINE EXHIBITORS AT THE EXPOSITION UNIVERSELtE, Paris, 1878 AND INTERNATIONAL EXHIBITION, PHILADELPHIA. 1876. A fcln " Vely STRONG, SMOOTH, md EXCELLENT THREAD." April 18, 'iO-ly o6raflf(lornfio inventions, or fur imiroremtntt onoht ones, for medical or other compounds, traU maris and lahtls. Co-rents, Assignments, Inter' fertnees. Appeals, flutts fvr Infringements, and all cases arising under the Vtilrut I.tnr, prompt tu attended to. iiri'illnm that mrr Item Jlce may still, in jeiittntttl by us, iiin'j (oi(e the V, S. 1'nttnt j'tjmrimcni, rum tnyngm in I'nifVC bUMintii ex vluttvtty, tee cm nmkt rlmr eemehr, uml secure raUnti more promptly, ami xoith Irwidtr vlttimt, thitn thri ichnnr rrmnt? from Waxhbioton I fun v u rwa- V'ltw tltticr, ice nake exam luationi a nd ntttue an to untt htnhtlltii. Jrtrofeltaryr, All wrr(9tHnuitn?PtrtrtUjnm Jt.ltntlnl. Print hue, awl AO II, I IKS V U.- xrs.s vatj:xt jn ,si:vuui:i. H'erter in, Wttahlnutnn, tm lion, pott matter General IK M. Key, Uept 1 Jt, powr, The fjerman American Kit tonal Hank, to vjflcUOa in the i S, Patent OJJlce, and to Senator ttml Representative in Vunirea awl esptetaMy to onr vlitnt$tn every Mate in the Vnton atnl 1- Canada. A-blriit pppviiue 4'uUnt ('itt.', l,vtlntytjn, V, C Fcb.T, 'jiMy BUSINESS CAKDH. VIS1TINO CAHD8, LK1TKH UK ADS, BILL UK ADS, 1USTKRS, C, 0.. Neatly and Cli(fiily yrlt Ud at tfce Colum TITAN OfllfP this vtrta is on mi.f. inn R" Advertising V Agents. x rurniinir.r HOME NDUSTRYAVV f 'by using- .n9KJF3 1 xirra Or SRi jBPWCfHIIIIlIMMi'1lllllllMMC MIM j Oil 1'KINTINO ' OF EVERY DESRIPTION EXECUTED PKOMPTLY At xna Oqltjmbiak, Office . , ,, ,, n(n,-,rWork. ni,clpllne, nrm butklnd, unirorm and ti.orousu. mi' Elemenlary IV, Clascal ,,..., Ar( tire U S' iclenoe"? 5li tiS tlinD lint Ifiml If. It H DflO Ol Til ,f TriLlip,. THE GENTS' FUHNISHING DEPARTMENT Is now full of the latest styles of THE THIRTY SEWINQ rS.F.T. ttTAausHto tsse. aNufactured at : MOUNT HOLLY, N.J. mRTiBRQliMTCDHGEUTS.iirirat rMBALSPKm. PHILADELPHIA. 'AWARDED I NEW YORK &,B0ST.ON( NICHOLS, SHEPARD & CO., lluttlo Cronli, SI lol. ORIGINAL AND ONLY GENUINE "VIBRATOR " THRESHUiG MACHINERY. THE MatrliJp (iroln.tlmr, Time-KjiTlBir, nd JlDticy-Sailnj Thrhrr oflhli Aaf and gnr. tlon. bnoai all rivalry f r Hn't 1 M erk, rerfcoi C)mq1d STKUI i'onfTTiirfi.htr-attlult)r. Sifflil Uci of bf garner ma4 (trenlj far Sienu Fumtt, Ol'It rnrlialnl Miu Thrther EnirlnM, Uth ?orutl uJ Traction, 1U TaluaUtf luprsfa tnaota, far UjobJ auj ettur uaka r kind. THK I N rilti: IhrrOilnif Kxpf dsps fand ofYen llirefltofit limua that aiuuunt) aaa mad k tba Eitra Grain SAVi U l ibeao lmirovtd Uacbloei. GUAIN ItAUrrs Mill not submit to the nor moui wailagt tf Rraln Rd4 lb Inkrlor arH Aon alt other macbiurt, beo irnct polled en ht ttlti.retice, NOT Only Vastly Superior for Wheat. 0ti; Barky, Rf, aui lLk Uraln. but lb 0LT 8uccn ful Tbrtihtr lu Fl, Timothy, Millet. Clortr, and Ukt 8edj. Bequlrti no "tUcLucDU" r "rebuildlDf" W etanjt from (JraJa Wfltli. IN Thoroupli Morknnhlp, EUeant FlnUh, Perfection or Iaru, Cowrie of hquiprotnt, tic our " Vibutuh" Thmbrr UutI art lacomparabla lVtAKVELOI'S for hlmpllrlti or l'irll, u.lng mim I... th.noiib.ir theu.uU Ixlu ud litut. Niiw tlus M urk, with Do Ulurlnil or Hoalurrluj-. rOI'H SUfit of ktpiratoril Hade, IUhkIhk from Si. biTweho-llvr..!., ut lo.tkor Huuav J llr.o Twer. Uiw.ictir rUH I'trtlculin, Cull on our PfaJ.rt or V.IM to he luiuukud Cinulr, wblcb vo 011 tm, J.E.KHUMM'1: UHO., TCKB0TT1U.8, 1'i., At'tnts for Northumberland, Montour and Columbia I'UUIIUCH. ;an.lo,-cm r KiXTrV ATT'C Tl'l' U a remarkable VJl IJ l 1 il j n mcdlclnewtllcurespav. In, HpilnL uurb, Callnua, tc, cr any enlargement, ANU W1IJ. HKUOTK THE UlIvCll WIl'llOUT SlVVlN covered equalB 11 u in y kiii r it or cansu)L' a nore, No remedy ever ut- enuaiH II ror certainty of of action In .toyplng tho lAincneM and reuiovlni; the bunco. Price Jl.bO. Send for circular k'lvlue PTT I? T? MOW Hold by druf ehta, or sent tu uuinu au j uuurew vj me lnTeniur, ll. J. Kendall, M.D., knesburgh rails, Tt. Axenu lUoomnburr, la. May 83, 1..y a w Mojerllroa. T EOAI. I1T.ANKH flP AT.T. ITIKIW ith a bountiful Mipply of pimM anu iurwu u resuned when ucs reu. rt sui v. Hnr,0 in IM.v.lcal Cilture. ""M,' -;M, stl,, iHoma,. conferring the lollowln In tho other o.u receive .Normal wruncaw. Intelll- me F. I'. l)lt.LMYi:it, ticcrctnry. C. 23. SAVAGE, Silvorwaro. Watchcs.Jewclry.Cloehs.&c, n Jicinoi 1 to tho I'obt Ofllco building, tlrsT door above tlio lixhangc Hotel. All kinds of Watches, clocks and Jewelry neat ly repaired nni warranuiu. may ii. 'i-u If ou are a dud of bualnr.il. weakened hr tbe itimln of ? your datlea, avoid ttlmalmnta and take ,aj . WW WTIS ! IX joq are a man of lettcn. tolllntr orer tout mtdnletit work, to restora brain owtq and waste- naa YiTO BXKS o are fowag and Bufftrinff from anylndlicr ilaslpAtltD. If yoa are mirrled or ilcRle, old If yon are fonng and wutttrlng from anylndlicretioa ordlaslpAtltD; If yon are mirrled or ilcRle, old or juog.iuiirraaKiruui xxjr uraiu vriaupuuiu od ft bed of Blckoeaa, rely on od ft bed of Blckoeas, rely on i hoeycT yoa arf, where yer yoo are, whenever too feel ttiat your BTBtcm needa elcanlnK, toorug or BUmolatlDff, without intoxicating, tako 1 Itave yoo dunpeptria. Sidney or urinary complaint, dU fease of the tionvich. boxaeln, blood, hrer or nerve kf Yon win be cored If yoa aae . TOBWTCSIS lr yoa are (Imply weals and low aptrlted.try It I Bay It. InHlKtuponlt. Your druggletkcepatt. Jt may aave y o u r Ii frf It h n n aaved bnndrcdav llnpOuKh Cur tt tb i witi, tafrt t an J ttt. ik children. Tbe Hup rJ forbUnnarh.IJTrraod Kldn7t,liaaperlrioaJltber ttUperfvct Atk dra(TdiU. D, I. C Ii an abaolate anillmlctable cor for dnmkeocae, oe of ajBfjpjpjpj cplarn, tobacco ft narrollrt. All mhort toiJ by iraoU. II "p Hitter Slfg. Co., Rorhnter, N. May '.O-tr. lliloi Al Jj IV 1. How I'll Cti'H Ni'WBpujiii'r AiUertlhlnt? iturvim 110 bpriift' sinftK w mr' ntwr tisluciiiitracttiuaybemadeforU IN NLW ()!Mi feb. 14, TT-lf r The most extensie Manufacturers of Billiard Tables in existence. The J. M. Brunswick &B M Co. CHICAGO, CINCINNATI, ST. LOUIS AND 724 Broadway, New-York. Newest and most elegant styles of BILLIARD TABLES AT LOWEST PRICES. Elegant Parlor, Dining, Library and Bil. Hard Tables combined, size 3x6; slate beds, perfect cushions, complete with balls and cues, $50. Addicts whichever houc U nearest your city. The J. 21. Brunswick & BnUte Co Teb. 7, '73-2iiw I ntuNLY mtUIUINt That Acts nt tbo Same Tlmo on THE LIVER, THE BOWELS. and tho KIDNEYS. Thrdft frrrni rtrertria nm rrm Katnml rWm. I iuD)i'm. 11 iney worn wt-ii, ncaitti witwi ui ui-Kjadta uro vuru 10 iouow wiia TERRIBLE SUFFERING, BIllloasnesiitHeailarh(!, Dyspepsia, Jann dlce, Constipation and PUea or Kid ney Complaints, Graul, Ulabeto, Sedlntfntlnthe Trine, SULj or Itopy Vrlncj or Khcumstlo Talnaanil arhea. are deTrloKdtocaann tho Mood ti potaoned with tho humora tltat alioutd nao been I tiiHiuua nftiurauy. kinwFv-wnDT will restore Iho natural anion and all these OcKtrojIntr etllt m ho banian! necleU uit ui nun j u n ui in u uur. 10 e inter. Thoii8audahaobcfncurfd. Tryttandyon "'11 "V J"ur iwftir. At by miTcr longer from tbe torment r auhlif heart) Why bear tueh dlatrru from Conattpatlon U br bo ao fearful bt-rttiiae uf dlaordered urine? KiuviT'tYojiT will euro rou. Try a rack, ttsoatonceaodba Battmctf. ' OnoparLaeeniakefifllxfjnnrtiof Mcdtelnc, u, 11 iiu Piuru, urinff prepared In pure Mater Tout Tlnmnlxi tntll tiut t.. . i- ... ,nV.hn..7 ",,' jr". tnnei Wareii 7, Iftltf-iy AND Pal y ' WM, F. BODINE, 1R0X ST., BELOW hKCONI), IlLOOMSUUltO, 1'A. Is prepared to da all kiiijj of HOUSE rAIWTINO Plain and Ornamental, PAPER HANGING, BOTH DECORATIVE AND PLAIN, All KIiiiIn ol'I'iiriilllire Itt'inilrcd, uml made ux kooiI iin iifv, NONE DUTF1HST-4JLASS 5VOHKMEN IMPLOYKD Bstimatea Made on all Work. WM. F. BODINE. ' ULU AriU KtLinULti ; Dn. H.VNroms ijtvp.it lNviaorHTonJ la n BUnannl i nmuy ltemcily fer t nnd llowfls. It is Vmvy VccclnMf. It never w v SDeinmatop- rritiinrtinnnil ..sV9 mm Hi STonlo. T I' I sm smm m w. m . iw r una ucen nscdj my JirncticnS by tho public! mors tlmn 85 12 with unprecedented results. J SEND FOR CIRCULAR iS, T.W, SANFORD, M.D., JfifgSKift! mw ...... ..,bH .LU i uiiun uim, - RAIL ROAD TIMETABLES WINTKU TIME TABLK. On and after Sunday. Kovember 10. IRTS.thn train. m tlie l'nliadclphla & Krlc lta Iroad Division will run WEST'.VAItl). Eric Moll leaves I'htladelplil 1 It 65 p m " " Ilarrlsburg 4 25 am M " Mlllliiinport s 35 a m " " .lcrwjy Miore 0 ot am " " lack Haen iMiiaia ' " lienovo 11 0 am " nrrlvo at Erlo 7 lis n in Niagara Express leaAesPlilladclphla 7 so ;i m iiarnsuur niDnam 1 ' arr. at v uiuinspart 2 on p m " " UjcU lliucu 8 25pm Fast Line leaves riilladclDlila 11 45 a in " llarrlsbtirg 3 85 p m " arrive at willlamsport 7 as p m " " Lock Haven s 41) p m EASTWAHDJ l'aclfle Kxprcss leaves Lock Haven e 40 a m dunuyiNioro 114 a III " " HUllamsport 7 5a am " arrhu at Ilaril.iburL' 1155am " ' l'liilacieiprifa ampin Day Express leaves Lock Haven It 211 a m " ' V'llilamsport 11 in pin " arrive at Ilnrrlsburff 4Mpm " 1'liUadelphla 7 2ii p in Erie .Mall leates ltenovo sit5pm " " Lock lla5-cnt a 45 pin " " WUltvnsport It 115 piu " arrives nt Harrtsburg S45nm " " l'liliadMptita 7 10 am Fast Lino leaes Wlillamnport Pi 85 a 111 ' arrhesat llurrlsbiirg: sr.sam " " l'liliadclpnla 7 4a a in Parlor cars will run between 1'hlla KlDlila ar.4 WUlainrort on Mairam bxnrcss west. Eilc K.nri'hii west, l'hlladelplila Express east, Day Express east and Sunday Express east, bleeping ears on all night WM. A. BALDWIN, Ocncral Mipt, N JOHTHKHX CKKTIt A I. HA1I.WAY tujii'Anv, On and after November 'otli. 1S73 trains w 111 Iparfl Sunbury as follows : XSUKT11YVAUU. Erie Mall s.20 a. ra., arrive Elmlra 11 .5 " Catiandalgua... 3.S5p.m llocUcster c.ls " Niagara.., 40 " ltenovo accommodat Ion 11.10 a. m. arrive t llilams. port 125 p. m. Elmlra Mall 4.15 a. m., nrrlvo Elmlra 10.20 a. m. Buffalo Express 7.15 a. m. arrive Buffalo 8.60 a, nr SOUT1IWA11D. v' Buffalo Express 2.W a. m. arrive Harrlsburg 4.M a. " Boltlmoro 8.40 ' Elmlra Moll 11.15 a. m., arrive llarrlsburt'l.M) " Washington 10.10 " " Baltimore C.30 " " Wushlnt'ton 8.30 " Harrlsburi; accommodation S.40p. m. airlvu Harris burg le.50 p. m. arrlvo Baltimore 2.25 a. m " NVashlngtou tJ.13 " Erie Mall 12.55 a. m. arrive Harrlsburg 3 OS a, m, " Baltimore 8.40 " WosJjlngtou 10.33" All dally except Sunday. D. M. BOYD, Jr., General l'assenger Asett A. J. (JAS3ATT, General Mauater "pUILADELPHA AND HEADING ItOAD ARRANGEMENT OF PASSENGEK TRAINS. May U, 1S79. TH1IN8 LEiVB KCFBKT 18 I0LL0W8(8CKMT EXCXF7ID For New Vork, 1'blladelpUla, Beading, l'ottbvlile Tamaqua, tc 11,45 a. ra For Catawlssa, 11,45 a. in. 7,21 and 7,36 p. in. For Willlamsport, 0,05 a. m. and 4,w. p. ra. TlUlNSrOK KCTEKT LEAVE 18 FOLLOWS, (SLKI)iT XI CKlTBn.) Leave New York, 8,45 a. in. Leave Philadelphia, 9,45 a, m. Leavo Heading, 11,55 a. m., 1'otWvllle, 12,35 p. m and Tamaqua, 1,35 p. m, Lea e Catau issa, c,20 8,50 a, m. and 4,00 p. rn. Leat o Willlamsport ,,45 a.m,2,is p. in. and 4,50 p, m rassengers to a nd from New York and l'hlladil plila ito tlirouga lUiout chango of cars. J. E. WOOTTEN, General Manager. C. O. HANCOCK, ileneral Ticket Agent, Jan. 14, U76-tf. D E LA WARE, LACKAWANNA AND WESTEltN ItAlLltO.VD. BLOOMSBURG DIVISION. TLme-Tablo No. 39, Takes effect at 4:30 A. M MONDAY. JUNK 10. 1873. en 11 r 'i cows?: ff $q m di mwmm mm . w mm w, ill jOKTl'lKKN CENTKAL ItAII.WAY N0KTII, p.m. p.m. a.m. w so 4 12 'J 40 o 2.1 17 O 37! 9 OS 9 30 8 58 3 51 9 21 8 51 3 4C 9 19. 6 40 3 4i 11 12 41 1'4 . 0 8 83 3 SO 9 04 8 13 3 10 b 44 8 23 3 20 S 53 8 12 3 12 8 47 8 0 1 3 04 8 39 7 31 2 51 8 'ii 131 US 8 17 7 VI 2 34 8 1! 7 25 2 23 8 till 7 IS 7 14 7 10 7 Iti 2 M 7 44 IK III 7 S3 6 50 I 61 7 S3 6 45 1 40 7 29 0 27 1 27 7 11 6 15 6 00 1 00 t 45 p.m. p.m. a.m. WATIO.NS, SOl'Tll. n.m. p.m. p.m Scranton llellevue Taylor) tile..., ...Lackawanna... 1'lttstou .. West Plttstou... Wyoming..... Manny.... Dennett, Kingston Kingston .Plymouth June.. ....I'D inoutb Aondale Nantlcoke 9 S3 3 1U 0 Id 2 le c 2 21 t 85 2 3i) C 33 V 34 6 4J 2 41 6 45 2 4'J 6 W 2 53 (53 2 67 CM 3 15 7 10 3 15 7 IS 3 10 7 1 3 15 7 3 21 I 35 a eri 7 41 9 45 9 53 1(1 07 10 18 10 S3 10 29 10 34 .Uunlock's Creek. 111 i-l S !1A 8 14 .hblcknidnny..... .Hick's Ferry.... .Beach Haven.,. Berwick ..Briar creek 10 65 3 50 8 9 11 07 4 03 S 45 11 13 4 10 8 11 20 4 11 9 fS 4 25 7 IS 4 29 J 4 33 1 3H 11 89 4 41 7 41 11 45 4 49 8 ill 11 5. 4 6J 8 3J 11 57 6 1M 13 18 6 18 8 8J 9 18 9 51 u 30 55 U 43 5 45 5J ...Wllluwflroe..H ....ume Kldge Espy.......! ..Dloomfcburg Hunert Catawlssa Brldgo,1 jianvuiu Chulasky Cameron .Northumberland, r.m. p.b 0.0 W. F. HALtlTKAD, I . hunt. Superintendent's Office, Scranton, June 10, IS.S. y-AlNWKIOHT A CO., WHOLESALE GKOCEItS, 1'UILlDELrilU, Dealers In TEAS, SYItUTS, COFFEE, SUCIAlt, MOLASSES, SICI, briCIS, E1C4BD BODl, tc, c N. E. Corner Second and Arch Btreets, lirorders will receive prompt attention. THIS PAPER IS KEPT ON FILX AT THE OFFICE OF 11 if fiDYi.HIlblJi BtTimo PHILADELPHIA . , far. 1'ltr.lni.t ml KIkIiUi M". .. Who receive AdertleinenU ?or 5hljtlJ ESTIMATES rrMVf"wJpiMriiiiM- kwl !43, for AVI211 ii HOS'li MAM'A- JU UN HAND AT TJIK COLUMBIAN OtmS Oct. 1.187S. I