... j--xr Tfll lf A Tk.T i THE UUJjU1jl.diain. ,uill tlMOeiUT.iTAII or Tll NORTH Mil TOM) issued weekly, ocr y l'riuay morning, at . . ..,u..iii i-llMIMIllA f'fltlNTV. tA. nnMARs per ji-iu. """J"'" uiwcuum, unuwcu ffll'n P ... ,, -hnriroil. To subscribers out of Ihn fpurii.o'i f, jpnr.Ktrlctlr In mlvnnee. "! 1 1 niMrrtlvonllntii-il, except at the option ot the '"m'I m'.Tcrcilil" "for tho expiration of the nrst .- i.ii urrnnrnirnfl nrn num. nil, nnn L KS!r''t,',.tl,0f,,,,0 Tto1"itpot Ml P'!'l'?,, mi,iror In mlvnnee. unless a resnon. 1 1 m'r jon In 6'oiumbla county assumes to pay the -fotai ffottSl&trt from subscribers "l01 T,-T3T-IS.Trr.TTVr. tIt inbhlru nepartmcntof thecou-MiiUNtstcry S' re. nii-imir.1 b I'rlnttnir will compare fnrora W .'.fl nf iho arrc rllles. All work done on "') r,..ntiv anil at moderate prices. Columbia County Official Directory. it ,!,i.Mit.liirtga-WlttlamElwcll. a JI'Hlf .ludircs-L It. Krlckbninn, K. L. Shuman, iTnih -' iiui - , c-M imam Krlckbaum. r , V -it ''irnpiicr-K. N. Walker. r.tid' irJcr Williamson II. Jacoby. v n t Attorney -llobcrt li. Little ill r.lT John W. Ilnrrman. J , ,r uni'icl Ncyliarf !pi i 'ir r II A. sweppenbclscr. . Am -sinners -Stephen l'oho, Charles Hlchart 'V.V , .SAi-a-rierk- 3. II. Casev. in lit Jrs-3. smith, V. Manning, 0. 11. See- Ilill-V I UIHHHS-"".....- 1 ... Ti'in'ty sjnertntcmlent-Wllllnm IT. Hnyrter. mu i n roir DHtrlct-Illrcctors-H. H. V.nt, Scott, Vui i Kramer, Uloomsburg and Thomas Itccce, RllUi .,,,.,.,., ,;i ItAhhlnQ. Tlmmtnrn U- I -icon. Bloomsburg Official Directory. rr ildent of Town Council 0. A, Herring, iwk- raul 1 Wirt. , enter of Police .fas. C. Sterner. it st'Vnt or (las Company s. Knorr. iin -i:. iv. Miller. I ill, a nsburif Hanking company Tolin A.. Funston, it tMcnt, II. II. nrotz, Cashier, John I'eacock, Tel. V'imi N'aMonnl Hank Charles It. Paxton, President I.T. '. T'lSlUl, OU3IIII.I. CiiimnbU county Mutual Saving Vund anil Loan iMorl.it lon-K. II. Utile, President, 0. W. Miller, Ivri'l.iry. .... . .. Ill'lilinsuun; liuituiiin mm n.i.uiii r uiiii rtssuciauuu -Win. I'r.irock, President,. I. II. llnblson, Secretary. Illonmsbunr Mutual savlnu l'und Association J. I urowcr, President, I". K. Wirt, Secretary, CJIUI1CII DIHECTOUY. BATTIST ClICUCII, IteT.J.P.Tust In, (Supply.) Sunday services tux a. ra.' and x p. m. Stmd.iV school 9 a. in. I'rajcr Meeting Every Wednesday evening at tn s'iis'lree. Tho public arc Invited to at tend. OT. MATTIIKW'H I.UTltRRAN CIICKCI1. Minister -Itcv. o. n. s. Marclay. Sunday s.tv Ices lo.V a. ra. and la p. m. Sunday school- a.m. iT.t. er Mooting Every iVednesday evening at JX clock. . . Seats free. Nopews rented. All are welcome. PHKSPYTKRIAN Cllt'ltCII. Minister Ilcv. Stuart Mitchell. Mind iv Services 10tf a. in. nnd Cf p. m. simdav srhtiol 9 a. in. Pr.ivcrMecllng-Kvcry Wednesday evening at (l,v scais'frco. No pews rented. Strangers welcome. MRTHODIST Ki'iscorAt.cnuRcn. Presiding Kider ltev. W. Kvans. Minister Uov. M. I., smjser. .iimday Servtces-lox nnd ox p. ra. urid.iv School 'J p. in. hliile class Kvcrv Monday evening at OJf o'clock. Wiling Men's Prayer Meoilng-tvcry Tuesday n uilni! at M o'clock, (k-ncral Prayer .Mcetlng-Kvcry Thursday evening j o'clock, RRKOKMEDClICRCn, Corner or Third and Iron streets, I'aslor ltev, W, K. Krebs, itosldei.ce Corner 4th and Cntlmrlno sjreeta. Sunday Services 1ox n. m. and T p. m. Mind.iv school 0 n. m. mo er Meeting Saturday, T p. m. 11 are lnlted There Is nlways room. sr. I'Ari.'s cucRcn. Iti'Ctnr llev I Zubner. Mindav senlccB mx a. m la p. ra. Sunday School 9 a. in. Mrt sundnvln the month, Holy Communion. IMTlliei lf'IUUlUl,, LU lUIILIIllllllull eii-nlng before tbo st Sunday In each month. I'evin reilieu i uiibuii-ijwui .iviv-umv.. RVANOEI.ll'AI. CIICRCH. IT siding Elder Kev. A. I,. Ilccscr Mint-ter -ltev. (ieorgo Hunter. Snnd.iv Sen Ice 2 p. m., In the Iron street Church. pr.i er Meeting EM-ry sabbath at 2 p. m. All are Invited. Allure welcome. tiik enunrii ok chkist. Mi ts tn "the little Iirlck Churcli on tho hill," Ik n as tho Welsh llnpttst cimrcu on kock strcei. i 'ron. ... j i. ni.ir ineetintr for uorshlD. everv Ixirdsnayaf- Itciiii'in at aw o'clock. . , . s its tree: and tbo nubile aro cordially Invited to I attend C'llOOI, OltniCKS, Wank, Just printeil anil 1 neatly bound In small books, on hand nnd ur..!'0 at the Columbian onice. 1)!,AK1 DKKDS, on I'arclinu'tit nnil Linen 1 ) Paper, common and for Ailmlnlsirators, 1'ai-cu-t anj trustees, for halo cheap ut the Coi.rsiDiAN "1 r V'SUIAOK C'KItTII',ICAT':S.iiit printed I ill nnd for sale at thu Coi.vmbian Olllce. Mlnls I ;r,nf the Cnsoel and .Iilstlces should supply thein- lai'lieswltli tbebo necessary articles. 11 (ISTICKSnnil Constables' Fee-Hill for sale I ,1 l.n Pn, runtlll nlTlf,. TheVCOntfttn tllOCOr- I rec( drees as established by the last Act of the W- I..1H' it.pnn mo suoject. everjr dUSIIiJU ttiiu vuu tible should hnvo one. I TriCNDUE NOTES jut printeil nnd for fale 1 cheap at tho coi.vmbian oftlce. JILOOMSIJUIIO DUIECTOIIY. VHOKF.'sMONAL 0A1IDS. 'I 0. IIAItKLKY. Attornev-Kl-I.nw. Olliee , In UroHer's building, 2nd story, ltooms tK6 I I!. U01I1S0N, Attorney-at-Law. Office , ) . In Ilartiuan's building, Main street. QAMUEL KNOlllt. Altnrneyat-Law.Office 0 In llartiuan s llulldlng, Main street. 1 K. WM. M. lli:i!i:i!,Hiirj,'eoii nml l'livxi I elan, (inico Market 4itet. Above Mb fiast I!. EVAN'S, M. 1)., Surgeon and l'liyni . clan, (Ulllco and Itesldeuce on Third street, II. MeKELVY, . I)., Surgeon and Phy- slclan, north side Main btreet, below Market. D 11. J. C. liUTTElt, I'll VSICI A.N SUltOEON, omcc, Noith Market street, Jlar.JT- Uloomsburg, l'a. jyt. I, L. HAIIB, I'KACTICAL DENTIST, Main street, opposite Episcopal Church, lilooms turg, l'a. J Teeth extracted without patn. uug 21, 17-ly, MISCELLANEOUS. c 1 M. DKlNKKlt, (lUNand LOCKSMITJI. sening Machines and Machinery ot all kinds rc- I dalred. Ockka House llulldlng, Uloomsburg, l'a. D WID L0WEKBEI10, Merchant Tailor Main St., atxne Central Hotel. S. KUHN, dealer it. Meat, Tallow, etc., L Centre street, betweeu Second and Third. II HOSENSTOCK. Pliotocraiiiier. over . Clark & Wolf's Store, Main street. A UClU.S'lUri FltEUND, i'r xYni'luo Horso and Coiv Doctor, lib. it, "79-tI ractieal lioineo- Uloniubburg, l'a. I AT T Y. KESTEU, MERCHANT TAILOR. IioomNo. is, urKKAlIovss Uciuuko, Eloomsburg. uprlllWHs. jjKl'riHlt AMERICA ASSURANCE CO .H.VnUNAI. HUE 1NSUJ(ACK COJll'ANV. Hie octets of ttiewi old corporations are nil In yebttdln SOI.IH SECUlHTIhs ondaiellablo to tho liarardof l lie only. .Modi rate Hues on Ihe best rltks are nlono accepted. 1asks I'homi-ti v and iiosKfi lv adjusted and paid as hji n as ditcinilned by C iikistian K. Knait, fpe I Agi in and Adjuster, H'oorasburg, Penn'a. 'lloi It letisot Columbia county Hiould patronize IlieuKincy where losses. If any, aro adjustisl and paid byonoof tlielrown clllcns. nov.ie, '7I-ly I7REAS IIROWN'S INSURANCE ADEN--L CV, Exchange Hotel, Uloomsburg, l'a. ri,ittrtl Ctiia, Ins Co., ot Hartford, Connecticut. , e.suo.ooo uieriiool, London and Ulobe ai.imo.oto J.0) i of Liverpool 13 soo.ooo I n.cai:f hire 10,000,1 eo 'iraAssociaiton, Philadelphia 3.1(W,ooo i Armors Mutual ot Danville 1,000,000 liamuie. Mutual 75,000 Home, New York 5,o0,ooo $50,631,000 As tho agencies aro direct, policies are w rltten for lie Insured w Itliout any delay lu tbo onico at Ulooms- March SJ.ni-y B, K. IIARTMAN HErnesEKTS TnK iollowiko AMERICAN INSURANCE COMPANIES! eoinlng of M uncy I'eunsj Ivonla. f1 American ot l'UUadelpbla, l'a leoosjiv'aiilaof 'wtnere ot York, ra. Kr New York, "siiliattanot " unite on Market Street No. e, Uloomsburg, Pa, ott, K6, 77-ly, T THE OHANliUYlLLK ACAIIKMY Vou can get a Thorough Education with tho LEAST OUTLAY OF MONEY. For Catalogue, address tbo' principal, . HEV. 0 K, CAN FIELD. C.B.BR0CKWA7,ri " , ..-inl,.u, J '"i lI (UMTnTITTlin 1-k A -"T-N. 1 -rr T -r , m)x j,xuxXXt 'I JfJ, COI.UMIIIADKMO0KAT, VOL. XLIV.NO. 1 I T I lift. I . K. WALLER, Attomoy-nt-Law. Inercasc ef Pcntiens eMMnei, Collcctletu made. onice, Second doortrom IstNatlonal Hank. IILOOMSUUIIO, PA. Jin. 11, lsjn J" U. FUNJV, Incrcaso of I'cuslons Obtained, Collections Made. nm. . .. . DLOOMSBtllO, PA, Oftlce In Ent's Dcildiho. gWKvXYn7vTLL; ATTORNEY S-A T-L A W, Coicmbian llrn.niNO, Bloomsburg, Pa. Members ot tbo United States Law Association. Collections mado In any part of America or Europo Q B A AvTj. BUCKALEW, ATTOIINEYS-AT-LAW, llloomsbarg, Pa, onice on Main street, first door below CourtHouso JOHN M. CLARK, ATTOKNEY-AT-LAW,' Uloomsburg, Pa. omco over Schuyler's Hardware store. J? P. BILLMEYER, ' ATTOHNEY AT LAW. OmcK-ln Harmon's llulldlng, Main street, Uloomsburg, l'a. "'1TTI- R0BT. R L1TTLX. II. fi R, R. LITTLE, " ATTOKNEYJ-AT-LAW, Uloomsburg, l'a. Q W. .MILLER, ATTOHN E Y-AT-LA W onice In Urower's building, second noor.room No. I' Uloomsburg, Pa. B. FRANK ZARR, Attoi,noy-rit-T.,n-w-. lll.UU.UBliUltU, I'A. onice In Unanhst's BrtLntNo, on Main street second doorabotu Centre. (Jan be consulted in German. Jan. 10, '7-tt OATAWISSA. yM. L. EYERLY, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Cntawlasa, Fa. Collections promptly made and remtttui. nrnm onposlte Cataw Usa Deposit Uank. ra-38 W. II. ABBOTT. W. II, 11HAWN. A11I10TT &. It II AWN, Attorney s-nt-Lav. OATAWISSA, l'A. Pensions obtained. dec !1, 71-ly c 1LARK F. HARDER, BC1LPRK AMI MANrFACTL'KER Of d::r:, Sash, Blinds, Hoaldlngs, Brackets, and dealer In I.UMIiKHand all kinds of UUILDINO MAI I.KiAI, H.ltIIWAItl!,c., TIIIH1) STKEET, OATAWISSA, PA. Mll.l ill, 'T9-3m' JLATOIILEY'S PUMPS ! The Old Keliablo STANDARD PUMP For Wells 10to 75 feet Deep New Price LisTJan. 1, 1879. ADDRESS C.U. III.ATCIILEY, 4 40 MARKET ST., I'lIlLAD'A, April 11, ls70-cm BLOOMSBURG TANNERY. G. A. HERRING 11 ESI'ECTFULLY announces to llie nubile that ho has reopened SNYDER'S TANNERY, (old stand) Uloomsburg, Pa., at the Forks ot the Es iiy and Mu'ht street roads, whero alt descriptions of leather will be made In tho most substantial and workmanlike manner, and sold nt prices to suit tho lines. The highest nrlce In cash will at alt times bo ad for GREEN HIDES of every description In the country. Tho publlcpat ronage U lespei t fully solicited. Uloomsburg, Oct. 1, 1S7S. THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY I QEAY'S SPEOJFIO MEDICINE fRAOE mark Iscfipeolally recom-TRADE MARK. ftj A rniliny cure for sein-'Mu-Sa1 InnI wcakncsa.SptT- tency, and alldlaea bcs, suclias l.oba ot meninry, UiUverbal libsltuiic, 1'ala In, lb Uaolr 1MrnnMM Before Takinff of Vlalon. I'rema-.k;, , . ture Old Age, andfl-fter Taking. many other clseaat-a that lead to Insanity, Consump tion and a ITemature (I rave, all of w Ufcti as a rule arn tlrbt caused y deflating1 from the rath of nature and over Indulgence. 'Ihe hpeclflo fedlclno la the nsult of a life study and many years ot experience In treating thebe special dlseabeH. fun parucuiara in ourjiampiueia.wmcu we uesire to Rnd free by mall to eery one. Thn trwritio Medicine H hold bv all Drucelats at tl Cer pactit'e, or six packages for 5, or will be sent y mall on receipt of tlio money by addressing THE OUAVMKDICINKCO., No. 10, lccUanlc's Block, Itttrolt, Mich, sold In llloomsburir byC. A. Klcttr, and by all Prugylts everywhere. sept. 6. 'Ts-tf M. C. SLOAN & BRO. III.UUS1SIIVUG, l'A, ilanulocturersct Carriages, Btiggies, Phaetons, Sleighs, PLATFORM WAGONS, tC. Fu-Bt-clasa workalways onband. HKPAIH1NU NKATLY DONK. Sl'rl'ts reduced to suit the times. Jan.e,li77-tf. EitY DIKECTOU. TEACH EK AND 111 STUDENT hhould BUbscrlbo to' THE EDUCATOR, A Llvo Educational Monthly, published at OHANC1EVILLE, PA., for SO cenM per ear. Send six cents for specimen '"f' C. K. CANFIELD, April 18, 1679-lf Kdltor, Sle SHERIFF'S SALE. Py Tlrtuo of sundry writs Issued outot tho Court of common Pleas of Columbia county and to mo directed, will bo cposd lo publlo sale at Iho Court House In tho town ot Uloomsburg Columbia county, Pennsylvania, at two o'clock p. in., on MONDAY, JUNE ICtli, 1879. All that certain lot or plcco of land situate tn HoarlngcreokToutfhtp, Columbia County Pa., de scribed as follows to- it i bounded on the notth by Policy lloagland, on tho east by land of Peter Levan, on t ho west by land ot F.ltlchard nnd on tho south by land of William Snlshcr, containing no acres on which aro erected a dwelling house, log barn and out buildings. Seized taken In execution, at the suit of Tho Com monwealth ot PcnnsjlTanla at tho lnstanco of .Michael Hoach, and other heirs of Thomas Itoach, deceased, against William Itoach, and John Kllnger, and to bo sold as the property ot William Itoach. Bt'cxALKw, Attorney. Al Vend Sx ALSO, The following described real estato situate In Main township, Columbia county, to-wlt: 1. Ilcglnnlngata8tonoln the publlo road leading from Malnvlllo to .Minilnvllle, theneo by said road north flfty-scien degrees east one hundred and one nnd 4-10 perches to a stonc.thenco by same north seventy-seven nnd one-half degrees east tlilrty-ono and eight-tenths perches to a post In said road, thenco by land ot Stacy John south twenty-sor-en degrees east 197 perches to a stcno, thence by land of .J.ll.Yctter and heirs ot Henry llauman. deceased, south eighty-six degrees west Ono hlinriri'fl nnd thirl I'.rnn. naivhnu tn n heap, thence by purpirt No. Sot Daniel Yetter.de. v., uuiu, urn i uuu uue-ium uegrecs wct one hundred and forty-four perches to a stone In the mlddlo of the aforesaid publlo road, the place of be ginning, containing ono hundred nnd forty acres nml nnn htlmtiwt nnri ,lil-tt..rn- h-Mi.. . . ...... u,.,.j-,uu, ,ici wica ui-ui, laeiu,- uim more or less, whereon are erected a stone dwel- "N iiiuaii umu HUU uul-UUllUlIlgS. 2. llPfflnilllll. ftt. ft Stino Ir. ,hn nnhll.. ,..n.,,n. from Malnvlllo to Minilnvllle. thence by said road uuiiuiuiny-iour ana one-ualf uegrees, east suven- tV-threS nerehes tn ft atnnn InbnMrnn.l .l,nhnA,... said road north llfty-seven degrees east twenty-six oiA-ivuLiui iiercues uj usiono in saiu roau,i hence bv other Innrt. nf .Wnh Holm,. Bn..,h n.iri , , v, vukt,u .....gi, buuu, ,,, ij one-half degrees east ono hundred and forty-four ii:ii.ui-a lun Biuue iieup, mccco uy nina-f or u. 1J. Oearhart and J. II. Yetter south elghty-slx degrees, west one hundred and four and one-Unit perches to a post, thenco by land ot J, IJ, Yetter north thlrty ono and one-fourth degrees west sixty-four nnd three-tenths perches totho place of beginning, con taining titty-six acres and four perches neat meas ure more or less, whereon are erected a duelling house, barn and out-bult dings. 3. Tract ot land on tho right ot the nubile road trom MiniinUllo to Malnvlllo nnd adjoining lands off. 11 Oearhart ou the cast, J. J. (Icarliart on the north and others containing about seventy acres more or less. 4. Tract adjoining lands ot Peter .Mil er on tho north, J, J. Oearhart on the cast, U .1. Campbell on the south and J.o. bhuman on the west, containing about forty acres. 5. Lot In tho village of Malnvlllo fronting on Main road and adjolnln? on the south another lot ot Jo- SPnll flplcrpr. nn Iha u-aa, I,,. I.nrf. T it li... , .q , v.. -uu ....a., vj laim. ui ... , . .iiuiiiuu, and on tho north by school house lot, containing iiuee acres nncreon are erected a dwelling house, largo barn, blacksmith shop and out-build ngs. e. Ix)t In village of .Malnvlllo adjoining last above described lot on the north, on the main road east, Snillh tlV U'llltAm T Klmmnn nnri u-oct 1... l' T Shumin, whereon are erected a dnelllDg house nnd VUI-UUI4UlUg3 ht'lt'lt. t.uVen In evniMitlnn nf Hiaciil, r.t iinm. intm against Joseph (Jelgcraud tobesoidaslhe properly Knohk, Attorney. .M. Ki. Fa. ALSO, All that certain house and lot of ground Mtu He In Main township, Columbia county, l'cunsjlinnla, bounded on the east by public road leading ttrough the tonn of Jlalnvllie, on the bouth by lot of bamuel Shuman, on the west by land ot Jacob II. Yetlcr and on the north by lot of J. E. Longeubcrgcr, on which are erected a two-story rramo dwelling house, frame stable and out-butldlngs. ALSO, Another houso and lot ot ground sltunto In said .Main township, Columbia county, Pennsylvania, bounded on tho east by public road leading through the town ot Malnvlllc, on the south by lot ot the Publlo School District, on tho west and north by lot or land ot John W. bhuman, on which are erected a largo two story frame dwelling house, barn and out buildings. ALSO, Also a certain tract of clt ared land situate In said Main township Columb'a county, l'enns)lvanta, bounded on the east by ,and of Joseph Oelger and others, on the south by laud of John W, shuman, on the west by public road leading from Rspjtown to Malnvlllo nnd on tho north by lot of M. V. II. Kos tenbaudcr, containing twenty-two acres raoro or less. Siked, taken tn execution and to be sold as tho property ot IT. J. Campbell. Zauk, Attorney, ALSO, Also alt that certain lot of ground situate in Xerr's addition to the town of CatawUsi In tho township of Calalssa, bounded and described as follows, to wlt : Hounded on tho west by Fourth street, ou the north by tot No. 12, on tho east by an alley twenty feat wide, nnd on tho south by lot No 14, btlnglot marked and numbered un the plan ot Zerr's Addition to tho tow n of Cataw Issa No. H containing In front on said Fourth street Iirty feet (M feet) nnd extend ing In depth boutheastwardly of tho same breadth bylines parallel totho streets of the town ot t'ata w lssa aforesaid to the aforesaid alley twenty feet wide. seized, taken In execution nt tho suit ot Oeorgo Zarr against W. K.John with notice to J. .M. smith, Assignee and William Itbawn, terre tenant and to bo sold as the property of W. K. John with notice to J. M. smith, Assignee, and William Ithawn, terre tenant. ZiKii, Attorney. Levari Facias. ALSO, All that certain tract of land situate In ltoarlng creek township, Columbia county, Pennsylvania, de scribed as follows, to-wlt: Hounded ou the north by land of William Yeager, on tho east by land of William Drelsbich and others, on the south by land ot Wllllaui llellg, and on the w est bj laud ot Conrad llaussmau, containing one hundred and thirty acres mroe or less, on w hlch are erected a house, bank barn and out-bulldlngs. A LSO, A tract ot woodland containing about fort -Ire acres s.tuate in said township adjoining lands ot Ezeklcl Deleploln, William .. Soult, I. Duty and others. ALSO, A tract of u oodland containing about thirty acres situate In said towushlp,adjoluliig lands ot M. .Man- hart, F, ocum, Will Lanan nnd others. Seized, taken In execution at the suit ot Stacy John against Samuel llouck aud to be sold as the property ot Samuel llouck. Kxoku, Attorney, Al. Fl, Fa, ALSO, All that tract ot land situate In Main township, County of Columbia and stateot l'cimsjIvuuU, de scribed as follows to-wlt : Hounded on the north by land of William Menslnger, on the east by laud ot David Drown, on the south by land of 11, W, Drown and on the west by land of Nathan MUler and others, containing one hundred and sixteen acres more or less, on which aro erected a brick house, bank barn, two wagon sheds, nnd;other out-bulldlngs; also good fruit orchards and a lino spring of water ut house Seized, taken lu .execution at the suit ot John Waltz, Ouardlan of lianj. I, Nuss, Aaron Nussand Amanda Nuss against William Menslngcrand to be sold as tho the property ot William Menslnger. Abbott X KiitwN, Attorney. Vend, Ex, Terms cash. JOHN W. HOFFMAN. May 16, ims sheriff. liivsilc Sale! The following valuable propsrty, tho Estate of tho late John Swlsher.dcceased.wlU bo offered nt private sale up to SEl'TEMDElt 1st 1870. The properly Is situate In Iho vlllago of Jersey town, Columbia county Pa., and contains about FIFTY ACRES of excellent fanning land upon which aro TWO HOUSES, BAKN, and other out buildings, and Is ono ot Iho finest localities In tho county, There aro TWO GOOD ORCHARDS on the premises. tr-Forlutorinntlon concerning tho property ap ply to C, II. Urockway, ot Uloomsburg, or T, J. hwlsher, ot Jersey town. May 83,-U Poetical. TIIK M,UB AM) TIIK OKAY. Uy the now of tho Inland river, Where tho tlects of Iron havo fled, Whcro tho blades ot tho new grass quiver, Asleep are the ranks ot tho dead, Under tho sod and tho dew, Waiting tho Judgment Day, Under tho ono tho lilue, Under the other the Orny. Thoo In the robing ot glory, Those In tho gloom of detent, All with the battle-blood gory, In tho dusk ot eternity meet. Under the sod and the dew. Waiting the Judgment Day, Itendcr the the laurel the lilue, Under tho willow the Gray. From tho sllenco of sorrowful hours, The desolate mourners go, Lovingly laden with Mowers, Alike with th! friend and tho foe, Under tho sod and the dew, Waiting the Judgment Day, Under tho roses the lilue, Under tho lilies tho Oray. So with an equil splendor, The morning sun-rays fall, With a touch Impartially tender, On tho blossoms blooming for all. Under the sod and tho dew, Walling tho Judgment Day, 'liroldered with gold the Blue, Mellowed with gold the Oray. so when tho summer calleth, On forest and field of grain, With an equal murmur falleth, Under the sod nnd tho dew, Waiting tho Judgment Day, Wet with the rain tho mue, Wet with the rain the Oray, sadly, but not with upbraiding, The generous deed was dono : In the storm ot the ears that are tailing, No braver battle w as won. Under the sod and tho dew, Waiting the Judgment Day, Under tho blossoms Ihe Itluc. Under the garlands tho Oray. No more shall the war cry sever, Or the w lndlng rlier be red J They banish our anger forever. When they laurel the graves of our dead. Under tho sod nnd the dew, Waiting the Judgment Day, Love and tears for the ltlue, Tears ana love for tho Oray. Select Story. AT SIMPSON'S. 'Any letters for V. V. Van Cleef ?' in a nervom, anxious voice, was asked by n well fed, well clothed, close-cropped young fel low of llie liotel clerfc. 'Ah ? what name ?' demanded that ele- (ant functionary, not because he had not heard perfectly well, but lo find time to lounge over the ten feet intervening between himself nml the letter boxes. The name was repeated in a sharp, quick tone. 'No, nothing.' Tlenc look in C." The clerk started; wondered what was up; reflected that the new comer had brnnght but little haggnge ; mentally resolved to keep an eye on him ; shulrled over the let ters in the 'C box; shook his head, and then relapsed into an arm chair overcome by the exertion. Frank took the elevator, let himself into his room, lit a cigar, reflected, nnd then swore. Eight years in Europe, home at last, sum mer well under tho way, a fair Inheritance, principally in Chicago property and a fair prospect of being independent of his brush the rest of his life such were the time nnd circumstances tinder which ho found him self. Nothing to swear at in that. Hut a moderate wine bill, the tips to the waiters and a bad run of luck at the pools, made upon tho miles run in each twenty four hours on the voyage over, had exhaust ed the gold remaining in his pocket after he bad paid bis passage money. His lawyers and the executors of his late aunt Miranda's estate, had been instructed, however, by the previous mail to remit money to him at the Ilrnnswick, so that was a matter of no mo ment. Hut the remitlatico had not arrived. Most of his baggage hail been expressed to Chicago from the hold of the big Cunarder, and in it tho address of his new lawyers. 'My lawyers, sound wel1,' he reflected, 'but I wish to the deuce they would send me some money.' Tuesday came but with it no letters. It became annoying, tut still he could wait Presently he went out for a stroll, found it warm, and cursed the luck Hint kept him from getting away from the heat and dust to Newport, where he was to join some friends with whom he had speut the winter in Rome. Entering the hotel the clerk handed him a letter. Ah 1 money at last. No ; it was a note addressed in an Anglo Itoston hand, 'Dear Mr. Van Cleef: 'Come nnd dine with us to night. We saw your arrival in the l'artha's passenger list in the mnriiing paper, and are anxious to know how you are going to spend the summer. Come at 7, Dining by sunlight is like 'playing tea.' so we eat lute. Yours, sinceiely, Maiiii:. 'No. 21 West Hth street.' Now, who the j Marie, Marie I don't know any Marie, especially any Ma rie who is particularly interested in me, and who writes a charming note, saying things which with woman pass for wit, and, smelling the paper, 'who uses extract of violet liberally. Well, I'll be sure to go ; it may divert my mind from my pecuniary embarrassment. I'll have to make a clean breast of it to tho clerk soon, and probably be arrested for a swindler, A man who ex pects remittances and don't know his law yer's address, who has no baggage and wants money to get to Chicago with, looks liken sublimely cheeky confidence man.' 'Evening dress ; claw hammer coat, etc, but no gloves, no ties j why money is a momentary necessity, by Jove ?' said Frank as he took these articles from his trunk. I can't go to dinner nnd find out my un known friends if I don't have gloves. Oh, if there was only n Mont de Pielo in New York by Jove, Simpson's I I will rise and go unto my uncle aud say unto, 'Uncle, lend uie $10.' Frank laughed and then grew sober again, There was a sense of degradation in tht mere Idea, Then, with a shrug, and taking out a box of jewelry, none of it ex pensive he turned it over. 'Hello, here's just the thlug,' be thought, as ho took out a locket. It was un old nf. fair, a cameo, with the head nf tho Savior on It. Around it curled a golden serpent with brilliantly enameled scales and a pair of 'pigeon's blood' ruby eyes, Frank had picked it up in a little shop in London just before be sailed for home. It was one of the fancies in which he had begun to In dulge himself when ho received tho first re mittance from his new lawyer and new prop erty. 'Tills baublo Is principally accountable for my being short of money,' he thought. 'I will make It remember me.' On the back of the quaint old locket were tho initials V. 1). V. nnd below them 'M. E.' There bad been a picture on It once, but there was lelt only tho marks of tho knifo with which It had been pried out. It was growing lale, and calling a hack Frank jumped in and told tho driver to tako him to tho New Court House. Arrived there he told the driver to wait, passed through tho building and out the other door, walked briskly to Simpson's, hesitated a moment, bolted in the door and in a moment stood in a box nt tho counter, where a poor woman was pawn ing some clothing lor fond. Frank shud dered, drew out the locket and laid it down, A dark man took it up, looked at It, turn ed It over, scrutinized the Initials, tested tho gold on a rorner, and said laconically : 'How much ?' Ten dollars.' Tho man turned away, mado out the tick et, handed Frank the money nnd ills du plicate ticket, and turned to the next com er. With .iBigh nt the atmosphere of misery hanging nround the place, from tho dark corners of which the hollow faces of the specters of want and starvation seemed leer ing nt him, Frank passed quickly out ot the door, regained his cab, said to the driver : 'Ilrnnswick quick I' and rolled away. II. Two little red lips quivered perceptibly, and two big black eyes with tears. To bo hungry absolutely, unpoetically and prac tically hungry vas a novel experience lo Ilessie Prang. To be hungry in a fashiona ble lodging house with plenty down stnirs in a well filled larder and cool and pleasant dining room, was absolutely absurd. Sitting In a pretty room, amid a mass of pretty feminine knick knacks and bric-a-brac,hear-ing tho rattle of knives and forks come tip on tho air from the lunch tables below, and yet be hungry was positively maddeningly incongruous,' she thought. To be sure there was no reasons why she should not have gone to the land-lady and explained her situation and been sure of proper treatment, but they bad been in tho house but a few days, nnd had been taking their meals out at neighboring restaurant. Here's mother had been called nwny to visit a sick sister who was HI, and she had left her little girl alone, not without misgivings, and the night before liessic had lost her purse or had her pocket picked coming from dinner ; at any rate it was gone, and with it the money which was to have bought her fond for tho next two days. A practical woman would have done the obvious thing and interview ed her land-lady. Hut I!esio was even more than most women sensitive about go ing to strangers when in trouble, especially about money matters, and feared toencount er suspicion, and nt lunch time was raven ously hungry. What a etir-e a good appe tite is at times I Then it occurred to her that she had heard her cousin Tom joke about his 'Uncle,' and that ho was alluding to a pawn-broker. What a homed thing a pawn-broker must bo? A kind of cross be tween a Shylock and a Fagin, she thought, and they would ogle her perhaps. Oh, no ! she would starve before she would go there. Hut as the afternoon wore on and hunger increased, and with it her perplexity, she began to cry. Hut crying don't help mat ters nny ; on the contrary the pangs of hunger increased, aud with them her deter initiation to llnd her cousin Tom's Uncle. She resolved that no one hhould know of her perplexity but herselfnot even 11111111111,1, nor of her visit to the pawnbroker's never that.' From tinder :i mass nf ribbons and laces, artificial flowers and dainty lace handker chiefs, tumbled in a bureau-drawer, she fished nut a small box, and took from it a queer old locket. It was a carved head of Christ, surrounded by abrilliautly enameled snake with ruby eyes, and ou tho back the initials M. E., and underneath, V. I). V. 'Poor old grandma ; how horrified you would be if you only knew, nnd hadn't been dead these ten years I' sho said tn herself softly, as she put the locket hack into its place, and ran down stairs in the late sum mer afternoon. It was along walk down Uroadway, the pavements were hot and corched her feet, her face grew Hushed with exertion.her black hair clung damply to her white forehead Ilesldes,she was weak from long fasting. She thought at last that she did not know where sho was going, but she mustered up courage to ask a policemen. He eyed her curiously, and told her civilly enough where to go. Hot waves of crimson dyed her lace and neck as she pas-ed in at the door way under the trio of golden balls and stood at the counter. She heard a poor woman nexther refused the amount she begged for on an old shawl. It was moth-eaten, and they did not want it at any price. 'Then a voice said : 'Well, Miss?' She produced the locket. 'How much V aftern hurried examination she was relieved to see that the man took her novel situation cooly enough, nnd sho spoke for the first time. 'len dollars, please. The money was counted out, she bestow ed $1 of it ou the poor womnn whno shawl had been rejected and who stood in a dned way on tbo sidiwalk, escaped from her thanks into a Fourth avenue car, nnd was soon bathing In her cool room, and forget ful, now that she had money, of her hung er. Just then a noto reached her. 'Dl'aukst Unft!U : Ho come over and dine. Fred and I are in town a day or two. In haste, thine. Maiiiii. 'No. 2S West Forty-fourth street.' 'Put money in thy purse' and thou shalt be invited to dinner,' thought Hessie, as she mentally resolved to goat onco to her old school fellow and her husband. III. 'Mr, Van Cleef.' said the saino servant opening the door of tho drawing-room of No. 2S West Fortli-fuurtb street and Frank was ushered into the cool rooms and tbo prexeuceof u tall, fine-looking man, whom lie had never seen before In his life, n blonde matronly little woman ,thnt's Marie,' he thought and n charming girl in whlte.wlth great black eyes, and a mass of soft, black hair rolled upon the small, clean cut head For n moment the sight was cmbarasslng. Then Mr. Francklyu stepped forward, nnd Frnnk said : 'Thero seem to hn somo mlslnke ; I have a namesake somewhere.' 'Oh, no ; wo are cousins to your lale Aunt Miranda, who just made you her legatee, and as you hnvo come home at last wo mean now that you are here, to mako you accept a cousin's place In our house and our friend ship,' said Mr, Francklyu, It is enough to say that the dinner was perfect, the hostess charming, tho host n jol ly good fellow and Hessie so bewitching that Frank was In love over bend nnd ears before the dinner was finished. The letter from 'my lawyers' was nt tho lintel when Frnnk returned, covered wilh tho postmarks of half tho 'New lirunswlck' In tho country, among which It had travelled while lie was waiting for It nt the Hottl llrutiswlck. The last murmur llie mnde as ho dropped off to sleep was, 'Found an 'un cle,' two cousins nnd and' ' and he was dreaming of a black eyed girl lu whito in another minute. IV. The phlegmatic clerkjat the pawnbroker's turned over two lockets apparently just alike and examined them curiously, then put them back in their wrappers and in the pale. Tho next day both lockets wcro redeemed. They thought it curious at the moment, but odd things are of dally occurrence In the office of n pawnbroker, tho theater of tho daily tragedy of woo and wnnt, poverty, hunger nni dirt. Frank looked nt tho locket when he reach ed his Hotel, it was the same. There wss tho little bright spot where the pawnbroker's ncid had touched the corner of the casp, but the rest was the same exactly. No bo rub bed his eyes whereas when be took tho locket to the pawnbroker the initials on the case had read : v. 1). v. Of this hn was perfectly sure ; yet ; hero now, they were plainly reversed, aud read : si. n. v. n. v. lie puzzled over it sonio time. Then be went down in a car and demttided of the pawnbroker an explanation. The man Old hun of the two lockets, exactly alike, left within an hour of eacli othpr on the precd- ngd.iy, each pledged for $10, each redeem ed in the morning, and explanations how they must havo been changed, Tho young man hoped tbnt there was no harm done, remembered that the other locket wrs left by a 'young woman ;' really didn't rem m'i- er that she looked like, nnd then vent buck to his work. Frank returned homepuz.U-d. It really didn't matter; it was only achancu purchase of a unique trille in jewelry; ho hadn't tho remotest idea whose the initials were, hut he was superstitious about it, and it troubled him. That tho locket had a louhle in New York thero could bo no loubt. nnd so Frank resolved not to tell the story, but to wear it on his watch chain, in the hope sometime to nttrack the attention of some one who could solvo the mystery. 'Mamma,' cried Iiessie the next day, when her confession made, she had redeemed the piecious locket and was examining it,'Mum ma, this is not my locket. This is the other one. 1 ins is poor grandma s gage d nmour to her faithless lover eomc back to her grandchild ; see, sep,' s-ho rattled 011 in wild excitement. Mrs. Prayne looked sharply, saw the reversed initials, and was as excited in a moment as Hesse. Cousin Tom was Hip itched to the pawnbroker's for informa tion. He learn;d but little more than Frank, and so the mystery was talked of and speculated upon for the next week. Grandma's love storv was told over nnd over. lirielly it was this : Mary Emerson and Van Dyko edder were lovers years before. Tliey exchanged lockets made for them. Vedder went sailing away nut into the West and married, leaving grandma, then young, prtt ty, to soon console hen-elf with another lov er and husband. She always kept the lock et and ,1 warm spot in her heart, as every woman does for the man whom she once loved. Hut she never saw or heard of him again in life. Hessie received her blessing, her Utile fortune, and the precious locket from grandma on her death-bed. And now, after fifty years and without a clow, the lockets wero changid by some mysterious agency. VI. Two months Infer Hessie nnd Frank mot again at the FrancWyns' pretty house at Newport. They had both forgotten the lockets, nnd soon forgot tho world in each other. Ono summer evening Hessie promised to be ids wife, and, as soon as two littlo white arms went up arouud his neck, Frank was guilty of most unconventional proceeding, He actually was surprised out of taking im mediate advantage of his newly acquired privileges. Among the lace about Hefio't neck rested tbo other locket. The love tokens still. Hesslo told her grandmother's little ro mance, and tbo iuitlals were explained to hr.ink, who exclaimed, almost with awe 'Van Dyke Vedder, the faithless lover o your grandmother, Mary Emerson, was my grandfather.' In a handsome houso on Fifth avenue thero hangs upon the parlor wall a velvet case. In it ure two lockets, each as like the other as can well be imagined , it cameo head of Christ surrounded by un enameled snake with ruby eyes. Over them hangs three golden balls, Nervousness nnd Indigestion, These are sad nllllctiom so destructive both to business and pleasure, arise from a morbid condition of the body, which Is relieved by an occas tonal dose of Dr. Hull's ll.illlmoro Pills. Try them, they will do you good. Physlcia-i (who ha just examined an Ir ishman's lungs). 'Thero seems tn be sumo trouble hero pneumonia, or something of that sort, Hnvo you ever expectorated blood? IrWnnan,' Och,yessirl' Physic ian. 'How long ago V Irishman. 'About eight yoars.' Physician, 'Did you feel sick ?' Irishman. 'Och, I did that I' Phy. s'.ciau. 'What was the matter?' Irishman, I had n tooth pulled,' Harvard .amjiuon. WIVES WHO IHI A Mi TIIK (101)1) TIIBY CAS OUTSIDK OP XII i:i It OWN KAMIMES. When the peddler rang Mr. lllrd's door bell the other dny, Mr, Hint opened the door, Mr. Hlrd had tho bady on his nrm nnd had four other children nt his heels, 'Is Iho lady of the houso in?' asked the peddler. 'Certainly sho isn't' replied the. bird, 'she Is out, She Is perennially and eternally out ?' 'Where can I see her ?' Why, go down to tho woman suffrage rltib room; If siio isn't there go to tho society for tho prevention of cruelty to animals J and If she isn't there visit the hall of the as sociation for alleviating the miseries of the Senegnmlilans ; and if sho has finished up there, look for her at the church aid society, or nt the Ninth ward soup house, or tho home of Ihe one-legged, or at the rcfugo of infirm dogs, or at the hospital of tho asthmntic, or nt tho St. Pollycarp orphan asylum, or at some of these places. If you get on her track, you'll see more paupers and strong-minded women nnd undercloth ing for tho heathen than you ever saw in the whole courso of your life.' 'I wanted to sell her a cold-handled flat iron, just out. Do you think sho will buy one?' 'She will if you can prove thnt the naked cannibals in Senegambia aro yearning for cold-handled flat irons. She would buy diamond breastpins for those niggers if they wanted them, I believe,' 'I intended nlso to ofTer her .1 new kind of immovable hairpin which ' 'All right. You just go down to the home for tho one-legged nnd persuade those nip ples lo cry for immovable hairpins, nud she'll order 'em by the ton. 'Has sho any children ?' 'Well, I'm the ono tbatnppears lobe hav ing 'em jut now, anyhow.' 'Ilecniise I have a gum-top for n feeding bottle that is nicest thing you over saw.' 'Now,' slid Mr. Hird, I'll tell you what ynu do. You get those paupers to swear they can't eat the soup they get at the soup house with spoons ; they must have it from bottles with a rubber muzzle, nnd Mrs, Hird will keep you so busy supplying the demand that you won't have any chance to sleep. You just try it. Buy up the paupers I Bribe 'em.' 'How'll I know her if I see her ?' 'Why, she's a very large woman with a bent nnp, nnd talks all tho time. You'll hear her talk as soon you get within a mile of her. She'll ask you to subscribe to the Senegambiau fund and and tn the asthmat ic asylum before you ran get breath. Prob ably she'll read you four or live letters from reformed cannibals. Hut don't you mind 'em. My opinion is she wrote them her--1I1.' And with baby singing a vociferous solo, and the other children clinging to his legs, Mr. Bird retreated and shut the door. Tho peddler had determined to propose lo a girl that night. Hn changed his mind nnd rp silvid to remain a bachelor. Cincinnati Times blUirTNTNll. To reai-ure the timid and nervous in this senon of thunder storms, eomo calculations and directions for security, which from the frequent cccurenco nnd unusual severity of thci-o storms, might not bo acceptable to snnip of our renders, are given. Thero are 70,1100 chances t one of nn individual be ing killed in this way in the whole vear, Hut ns there are, perhaps ten of these norms in a season, the chances of being killed in anv one of theso "tonus is as 700,000 lu one. At Ihe worst, there seems to be halt a mil lion chances against a timid lady's having her tirror realized, according to the doc trine of ehnnre. If she lies down in her fright, as she is likely tn do, on either a fca- the r bed or hair in-utrejs, these chances in her favor are multiplied nt least a million. another conflation is that she has little to apprehend from n flash ot lightening which she has hiture lo lie. As light travels 217, 2C0 miles in a second, andsounil only 1,112 feet in the same time, you can easily compute the distance of the plrulrie discharge. If 1.72 seconds, or six bea'.s of ihe pulp elapse between the light ning and tho thunder, the discharge is a mile nir. To guard against possible dama- es, on its near approach, you may imulale your bed or chair by putting their legs on glass. 1'eathers nnl hair all'ird great secur ity. There is also less danger after the rain lias begun to fall copiously than before, for it moist atmosphere serves as a conductor fur the electric fluid, diffusing It, and con veying it to the enrih. A man who is wet, being a better conducter than a tree, which cannot lie so thoroughly wetted, ought not stand miner one ; aju animals, on account of the moisture in their bodies, are always better c inductors than trees. But! thoJgh wrong to staud near a tree, you will bo very safe a little beyond the extent of its brauch es a position which ought to be chosen, as the higher object will tako the liglitenin first or you might btaud on dry wool or silk; The middle of a room is safer than near a partition, nnd this, than near the ex terior wall. A building is a better protec tion than a tree, but a barn or stable contain ing wet grain or bay is worse than tho open field. Sitting 011 horseback, or in a car riago is dangerous. To overcome excessive alarm nt lightning not only conduces to comfort, but enables one to contemplate at ease by far the most sublime spectacle in nature. Prejudice Kills. 'Eleven years our daughter sdlfered on bod of misery under care of several of the best (and some of the worst) physicians.wlio gavo her disease various names but no relief, nud now she is res'orod to us in good hcalll by as simple a remedy as Hop Hitters, that wo had poohed ut for two years, before using It. We earnestly hope nud pray that 1.0 ono ele w ill let their sick suffer us we did ou account of prejudice ngninst so good a medicine at Hop Bitters' The Parents The demand for American beef, both dressed and on the hoof, is increasing to such an extent in Holland that a company has been organized for the prosecution 0 the trade Tho Dutchport of Flushing i the headquarters cf the project. 0! the Inconsistency of woman? She murmurs, "Love me little, love me long," then goes aud sues her obedient lover lor iireacu ui promise wueu, 10 mini uer wisiics, he puts nil' thu wedding-day year niier year in bis ctl'orta to lovo her long and a good deal. RATES OF ADVERTISING. 111. IV. M. (M. 11 (inolncl .... l.tl X.CII .13.1111 IS 00 I1.KI rwnincncs , Three Indus Knur lnclu . . I.IKI 4.K1 (,KI PJI 11.00 ' . 4,1 d U4 t.OO U.t 11.0t t.W 7,00 9,ll W.l Quarter rolntnn f..im s.tm to.no IS.im WAi Unit column If. ihi In on IK.lm 9A.IHI MHiii oni' column vi.m vs.ihi sn.oo to.oo Hmi.0( atlv advertti tnrnta nnabte nnnrtcrly. Trnb alcntnitcitlFelnciitiniint be paid for bvloielnkcrlid except wliero parties hare ai'eoutito. lgnl adiertlfietncnta t o dollarpper Inch ror three Itmci tloli', and nt that rate tor additional InsertloM w itnoui rererenee to lengin. Rtecutorn, AtntnldlratOT's nnd Auditor' notice inrce ooiiarB, wusi oopanior wnen inBeneu. iranticnior i.ucni noiuts, iiTtuiy venii miut .nfrtitnr ndrprtlementjl hnlf rAlpA. oanlA In Uie "Jinlne9a liltrttory ' ciluinn, 'ctt aouar per jearioreacnnne. Items. The diamond field Tho shirt front. A relief society A gang of pickpocket1!. A water course A series of tomperanco cctures. Michigan is spoken of as a State full of climate. For sail or lo rent A spread of canvas on a vessel. The song ol the fawn "Call me early, mother deer." Is n carpenter unhealthy when ho'a a nailing man? Sweet aro tbo uses of pedestrlanlsm tn tho shoemaker. A felon on tho thumb Is worse than two in tho penitentiary. Ladies like archery clubs, for they are nlways sure to bate bows. Some one has discovered that the mud- puddle Is something to add mire. Tho nimble footed mule Is used ns tho light fantastic tow for a canal boat. Beer has supplanted wine on tho tables of some of the best hotels In Vienna. Irih servants, experience teaches, nro more honest than those of other nations. Picture frames aro not always hung on account of their gilt, any more than men. If you have a little pig, you can givo it whey and still keep it. This is n curdling; joke. Ills w lien a schoolgirl first nuts nn e to the word lov thnt the spell begins to work. Thero Is a German proverb which s.iya that ''Take It Easy" nnd "Live-Long" nro brother. Uihbit-shootlng is the popular sport in Texas among the ladles. Banging the hare, so to speak. The fellow who askod for .1 lock of his girl's hair, w.u inlormed that 'it costs money, hair Ones. "Those are words thnthurn,"nstheinan ld wh. 11 he lit his pipe with a scrap of newspaper. Two hundred and eighty servants havo it'cn engnc.11! I 1 r t ie colossal Manhattan 1 each Hotel. Puck "ays that the dill'erenco between n silk 'Irv-s ami .1 calico gown is material; but ttuil s all stun. We've rend of men who stand over six feet, but havo never seen any who stand over more than two. To the small bov there nre four seasons the circus season, the green apple season, tnurlli ol July, ami winter. The man who originated tho saying. "Hurry is the mark of a weak mind, ' never was cn:i-i-l t,y a uuililog. There's iiiniiy a man whoso highest iimliOtin is to successfully contest a sent 0:1 a mm k'K 111 :i corner grocery. An Atlanta darkey who triod to send one of his children through thu post-ollice wns nrre'teil lor an attempt at Uliickmailing. A man m -v love his wife with tho fcr- vi.r of a clear-draft blasl-furnace. yet he will not smile when she trumps over hi in at euchre. V U ichester justice closes the marriage ceremony with this injunction: "What love haih joined together let not discord put asunder." A church sexton in Cincinnati fell heir to seven million dollars iust lonir enough to marry a "sister" who had a bouse of her own. There is ono thine about archery. No matter how poor a shot you are, you ran always make au-arrow-esenpa from hitting the bull's-eye. It is odd that tlioiiL'li it would be uniust to call a man a roguo because he gambles, wo may nistly say ot a limn wlio iloes not gamble thai he is no better. Careful analysis shows thnt the amount of ammonia ooniaiiifd in snow is so small that thp beneficial 1 ll-'cts of snow upon tho soil are dut to other causes. A Wisconsin city, in order to avoid fcandals in its girls' schools has decided that th" lending teachers shall 1)3 women. They waut principals, not men. Tho Boston Omrier soimiwhat sari'asti- cilly remarks: "The police of New York are being vaccinated, lint what's the use of it? I hey never eaten anything. ' A tramp in Nevada answered to tho mestion of a doctor, to whom he applied for reliel, ns to what lie could do in the way of work, "Well, doctor, I could dig graves." Let a man pull a straw out of a haymow at Leadvillo to pick his teetli with, nnd the first thing ho hears is, "Say, you thief, did you know hay was worth $200 a ton around here?" The oldest Episcopal church now in use in New England is at Marblehead. The church was erected in 1714, though tho narisli must liavo feen louuileil some years lefore. At I'esth a placard in a mucli-frcnueiit- ed I1111 announces: "Gentlemen are request ed not to natter ttie lenmie servants 011 the stairs, as many dishes have thus been broken." A. Mississippi jirdge was iust saving that no one but a coward would carry a pistol, when ins own tell Irom Ms pocket, was discharged, ar.d the bullet hit a lawyer in the leg. "How to train our girls,' is a question which any first-class dressmaker is always happy to answer, to the satisfaction of the fashion-loving girls, if not of their bill hating papas. Father llvacinlhe otTcrs the "common in.. 1.. I...1I, i.l.i o ,,..1., .!. ,l,ll .1, iii'lll a, i,,,?, 11, ih ui.ljr lu lllu.O UU have confessed according to the rite of Home, nut also to tnose woo use lor it on tnelr own responsibility. Some hotels furnish bills of fare in French, sn that many guests will call for bread and butter rather than make a dis play of iennrance before an empty stomach and an illiterate waiter. Scientists say the sun will cease to shine seventeen millions of years her.ee, but by that limn Edison's electric light will be in complete working order, and we shall not mourn tho loss ol old Sol. Tbo Rothschilds of Vienna havo had a macmliceut railway carriage built, which it lo 11111 between Paris aud Vienna fjr the special convenience of menibeisof the great banking firm in each city. --London Nature calls the Librarian of Harvard College the greatest living authori ty on ad library matters, nud his Library Bulletin one of the mot valuable biblio graphical publications ever known. A Western girl broko tho engagement lieiaue tho lillnw was mi baudy-leggod that she couldn't sit ill Ins lap. She acted ttuu hastily. She should have reinembertd that a ftiHiid in-kneed is a friend indeed. The gulden wedding of Julia Smith nnd Mr. Parker, the Glastonbury couple married the other day nt the ng" of eught) -seven each, will occur in I'1-"1. Itehillves nud liieiids ure Invited lo attend w ithout furth er notice. An African lion hunter uontribules the following: lluvr to catch linns: The ilceit is cntnpo ed of sand nnd lions. Take a sieve and sift tho desert The lions will lemain These jou place lu a bag which you carry w th you lor tho purpose, s h V 1 1 t - 1 I t; v h f' i li: 4.; b !