COLUMBIAN. ('OHjHBU DBMOCRAI-.StAllOrTIIR NORTH AND COiOM tuattfirt weekly, ovry Friday morntnjr, &t t)Lo iismnto, ooLirsintA county, ta. RATES OF ADVERTISING,! Vll ri.TJ win "u timiKBut lunHWHiriuersotH 01 tllO ;Jp pip'T Ul'iiiiuiiuuii. L'Arrjii hi, u.U option Or f lie iiimii I icri uiu ii uiicumihus ru pain, uut loin j iti 'ttM crutlltn fitter tho expiration or tho nrsi is.ni tint, ho irtrn. ' it pawr" srnt out or tho Htflto or to distant po&t ji inn-) r 'wi iw unions ii rvspon ,t ,)iTnn In Columbia county ansuinos to pay tho. ' i' . V vfiKlsnoIonffiToxactedfromsnbacribcraln ' job 3?K.iisr,rT3Kra-. r l.it'HM ffit'pnrtincnrot tiioconinntANlsvory' i i i ic. ,iikI nur .t b lYIntlhg will compare fnvorii. nn mem or 1110 iolitiiman Is very t Minting will compare ravoriiJC. 33, BR0CKWA7 1 ,1 .til li , 'I nf tilt I te ii i l.' Columbia County Official Diroctory rr,i.iiiit..turtJ0 William ElWell. Associate .Hnlges-t, K Krlckluum, P. I Bhuinan, ProiLinn.u . sr. viiiihiii ivm-Kiinum. i ?rt HI nn.rriip'ier s. N, Walker. . .,ir. t ' r.liT U'llllninxon II. .Tacoby, . . h i MKiniey-tUi'Kt II. Little. 1 1 I. cm v. Itoirninn. , - trill il tfnyuiM. , ..,ui'ir -it .. .vemc"iliil.er. . i .i.--' viurs Mtoplion folic, ciintlcs liiclmit a, n, i 'i ."fir. i'. .-ii iii r.s'(lle.rk -1. 11. (liiirtv. Mi' 1 1 , s, II. Smith, W, l in nl iiff , o. I). See' S'!''' 'oinmlsiloncrs -Ml liobblns, Theodore W, . ,.'.'i . .,n,rlntni1nntU'lllllim It. Himl., i I'.nr niHirlaL Directors It. s. Tint ..Neoit n ' . Kramer, llloomsbtirr: nnd Thomas llceco, I o I. jloomsburg Official Diroctory. Pr '"Mi nl of Ton n Council CI. A. Herring. I'li-rh -i'uiil n. Wirt. i nt"r u( r.i'lee .Ins. C. Sterner. iv 'i it d ens Company s,Knorr. 'I II ,-C . IV. Miller. . i'j . usu.ir limkln? Company John A. l'uuston 1 ill' r, ii. ii. urui7, uusuicr, .jonn reacock, tci- , i i i lo.iillink-CliarleiU.l'axloii, '"resident J. I. I MlHl, I llLll'l . c luin.'l.i v'nuntv Mutual Saving I'tind nnd Loan V vi i ion W. u, Lime, iTesiaent, u. sv. Miner, 'i 1 i' .ml rf Hiilldlnf nndH.iTln? Fund Assoetiitloii win. Ivii'ooK.rrcRni 'nr,.i. n. noiuson, secretary. I. imis'lii - Miuual sailng rund Association J, 1 irorttt, PioMden , r. j-.. w iri, secro'ary. CHURCH DIRECTORY. r.Ai-TUT ciiuncn. t -...r. r. Tail In, (Supply.) in.l iv Nervloci in v i. m nd 6; p. m. su ii.i.i Scli'iol 9 a. in. rr.n-er .Mu-jtln? Every Wednesday crenlng at Otf 'jr':. j tree. Tho publlo nro liivlteil to attend. !'. MATTI1UWS I.UTUFttAN CUDttClt. liln i er-Ufv. o. n. S. Marclav. 1 1. iv services Wif a. tn. and Tp. m. ii i In . -eh. I on. in. . vcrMce In? Dvery .Vednesday evening at T,v ( .0 , S- i tree. Nopeivn rented. All are welcome. ritKMnVTKIIIAHeilUUClI. Minister rtov. Milan Jlliiliell. HhuiUv Si'rvi, 03 a. iii. nndy p. m. sun. lav Sellout !1 n. ill. 1' a or Mou.ln livery Wednesday evening at ny, rlf, b .i a free. No pews rented. Strangers wcleor.-.e. mi noniw crtscorAt. cuikcii. I'n ndlng Klrler ltov. W. livaus. Minuter -ltuv. M. I Hmyser. S'tiulav S'-rMees lu,v nnd a4 p. m. Hum!.. uphnnl '1 n. m. l'.l.ii'' I'l.in-Everv Mondiy cvenlntrnt c;f o'clock. Wins Men's I'raver .Mceilng-Kvery Tuesday B7iiilng a' o'clock, tioneral rraycr .Meeting Every Thursday evening I O CIOCK, ntronMrncncncn. Corner ot Third and Iron streets. 1'istor ltcv. W. ri. Kvelii. lieMilet.ee Corner -tth nnd Calharlno 6)rcets. .sinid.lv services ia a. m. and T p. m. Sitii'' H'Miool 1 a. m, t'r ( lectin r- Saturday, 7 p. in. All am InUtoil There H always room. ST. lUUI.'rt ClIl'HClt. '! .etor-Iiev r Zahner. s imin services ua a. m., la p. m. inda s ionl-0 a. in. Kir t snir ' ' . In the month. Holy communion. ' I - . pieparatorv to Communion on Friday 2v i" Hi-ton' the st Siindiv In each month. IV u ri nted , I tut rverjlioitv welcome V VANOKI I0A1. ClIL'BCn. r -' . i:iili-r-U"v. A. I. Heescr M 'ilc -i; v. oeort'o lluniir. ' a f.-nlee 2 p. m., In tho Iron streetCliurch. I I rr Mei'tni',' Kierysaliliatlianp. m. A i tnUlPil. Ml nro welcome. tiir i iit'itcii or rinti-T. M In .in' little lirlck Church on the lull," i is tho We'sli ll.iptlst Church-on node street iiitr'nieetlinr for worship, every Lord's day at n at h o'clock. I inn and tho putillc arc cordially Inilted to 1 kn It' t ti llOOf, OK nnitS, lilatik, jii-t prliitiil ami itl nou r.il In small books, on hand and or ' the coi.cuntAN (WUce. H, NK I)I:KI)H, on l'arcln.i.'iit mill Mnen t '.i r, co oiiion un.I tor Admlnls rators, i:eeu- ' istces. Cor b.ilo cheap at the Coil'Mbia.s' o . J" V'K1 (iK CEUTII'IOATKS i'lsti.rinleil ii n nr-alu at tho Columbian oillce. Mlnts- t,i ,i. u.i.i iund.lusllei'sMioull supply tliein- . t: so tiece'i-au aillcles. 1 snC'RSanil CoiHtiililm' K-c-Billi for Mile f I'li'i.n.ruiiitN oillce. They contain tho cor rec' i. ' sitahlUhedliy the List Act ot thole;;, tr. mo:, the suiiject. Uvery JUitlco and Con. t 'i .niulfl nao on. L-KDl'I'. NOTKS jn-t printed ami for p:i1 elieiip at the Coi.rjtr.tAN onlec, l.W)()MSl!lJJlO DIlllCCTOHY. ruorrysiosAL cauds. ii. lURKU-.v, Altornev-at.I.aw. Office I i I. rower's liullilltig, mil story, liuoms ,i 3 1! ini.-'ON, Altorney-at-L.iw. OCicc l. .ii tuian's biilldlnir, Main sire et. Q.VI i L KKOIiR. Atlornev-at'Law,Offici' J. iu I. i . '..'! J liui'Ulnjr, Stain street. V i t tl le. iii. 31. Ki?r.i;it, t?iirgcoii nml llivi-i-, onlou .Market .ir:et. Aboiotlh liist KVXS, M. D., SurRcon and ViiyM u, jOlliec and Kesldenco on Third street, Mi KULVY, 31. J)., Surgeon and I'hy . in, north sldoJltUn street, bilow Jiarkct. TK. J. U. IIUTTKH, PHYSICIAN & SUKOEON, uruce, North Market street, Eloomsburg, ra. Jlnr.;- 'H- 1 y,. I. L. HAW!, I'liAOTlCAL DENTIST, )l 'a 't.eet, opposite Episcopal Cliurch, lilooras bur , 1 a, . " 'A eti! extracted without pain, ui.,, 21, ',Mj. II 0 W H L Ii, DENTIST. ortlco In Ilartraan'B Block, second noor, corner Jlaln .iud llarket Streets, May 20 ly. EL005ISDUR0, T. MISCELLANEOUS. C.M' . DIUNKKIi, OUNand L0CKS3IITII. Sewing .Machines and Machinery of all kinds re- d.'ilri'd. O, era Hocbe lSulldlng, Bloorsburg, I'n. D V VII) LOWKNUEHG, Merchant Tailor Main f t., abovo central Hotel. S. KUHN, dealer iu Meat, Tallow, etc., a i'er i re street, rctween Second and Tfcli d. M, K( ENSTOCK, I'liotouraplicr, l lark ; Wolf's btorc, Main btuet. A it UCil'SlUS riiEU.M), rrectirsl liomeo inthlo lloioO niifi Cow Doctor, Woi'insburg, I'a. a, 'Ili-it Y. KhSTKK, MEKCHAXT TAILOR, If irao. 13, iTEaAlIersE I'.i'anii.o, Woomsburg. e 't m '-s. iiiiTHII AMUItICA ASSURANCE CO A : INAL FI11E ISSt'JtA.NCK COMPANY. '.(. . .,(. rf tnese old ccrporatlcns are all In ' luKiLU) hEt-lHlTIfcb andare liable totho r .ull ic only 7 i '.mi's uu the test rltlsair alone accepted. - 1 1 oMrxivucd noNthrLYMtJiisied aniliiutd : ii fi ',rn,tittd 1 y t imifciUN K. Knait, tiH i ".nl uu . ujuttrr. U'ocnisUi'iir, ruin's, 'i ' , i'. j H' Coliimtlaecuut) fl.ou'd patronle 11 'i.(.. vii(rees, If any, aio sdjiteted and - ty uu. cl their own citizens, nov.lo, 'II-ly I.scnanKu Hotel, Hloomsburg, 1'. . r i 'nro,, of Hartford, Connecticut i ''i Lonil'inanduiobti,., ' '' Liverpool 1 1 abjure f -i 'ia'lon, Philadelphia t ui. rs MutuaJ of UanvUIo i '" Mutual , iiv, ,Ncv, Yoit Capital. .. 0,0011,000 . 90,M O.thH) . 13 bHllIH'0 . 10,1100, 00 ,. s.lOo.ono .. l.iwo.ooo .. 15,01 1) .. E,eoo, o , ., fsn,o?i,ono the ofrencles trodlteot, policies aro wilttiufor ti'-mim niuiout any ueiay in mu oiuce ai mooms. ch M.II-y r. IIAIIT3IAN llKrnF4NTS Tn& ituxowixa "I I!i( AN INfcUItAI.'CI'. COMl'ANlESi li'',-i f Jluncy lVnccilvanla. t' ' itn. cf aean ol j'nuucelcLia, J'a '"".Mwnlaof " ' i iYoik.ra. -i V' rcr New Ycrk. , ' of " Stle?Hurket 6Ucct Ko- c UlniEburg, ra, etors. IiAWYEIlS. E. WAIjEen" Attornoyat-Law. nmc fen,sleM tUttlB61' Mltienema4c. orilcc, Second d oor from 1 st National rank. ULOOMSllUno, PA. Jm. II, IS7S JkJ V. FUNK, t A,t,t,ov.IU)yat-I'n'. Incrcafo of l'cmiyrn Obtained, Collections JInJo, HLOOMSUtyiO, PA. Offlco In Ent's Ilni.miio, gltOCKWAY&EUVEIiL, ATTOItNE Y S-A T-L A W, CotcuniAN iiciinko, Ploomsburg, ra, .Men-bers of tho United States Law Association, co.lcctlcns rcado In any part of America or Eurcpo ATT0HN1!YS-AT.LAV, TJIoorasbarg, ra. onico on Main Stt .et, first door below Court House JOHN 31. CLARK, ATTORNEY- VT-LAWy , Illoomsburg.l'a. Offlco over Schuyler's Hardware store. F. P. BILIiMEYEE, ATTOHNEY AT cb In llnrman's UuUdlni Inp, Jinin street, Illoomsburg, i'a. n. tim b. TTl II Jt. 1 Tl T TTTT T, ROBT. B. MTTI.IS. ill. ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW, Illoomsburg, I'a. Q W. 3I1LLEU, ATTOIINEY-AT-LAW Onicolnlirower'sbuIldln'r.Reennd noor. room sn I. Uloomablir?. ra. JJERVEY E. SMITH, A'i'TOUNEY-AT-LAW, ordco In A. J, Evan'h New Hi'mniNO, nt.cicMmtimn t Member Of COmmPVCtnl Inw nnrt llnntr r..llAnt,.n t B soclatlon. Oct. 14. '17-tf jg FRANK ZARR. Attornoy-at-Tjaw. RI.OOMSI1URG, I'A. omce In iTxiMiST'fl OcmniNO, on Main street becond ,l'J,I,U I'llllf. (!an lie consulted in German. Jan. 10, 79-tt OATAV'ISSA. yM- Ij. EYERLY, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Catawlssa, Pa. collections nron.Dtl.v made and remitter nme onposlt e Cataw lssa Deroslt Bank. em-33 W. H. ABBOTT. W. II. ItHAWN. A11I10TT & 1UIAWN, Attorney s-at-Law. CATAWISSA.PA. Pensions obtained. deo2l,'77-ly BLOOM SBURG TANNERY. G. A. IIER11ING EESl'l'CTF UI.IA' announces to llio public that he has reorened SNYDER'S TANNERY, (old standi Illoomsburg, ra.. at the Forks ot tho Es- 'j aim i.muL Mri't'i rruiis. unero an ocscripuons or Hither will lio made In the must piihKtnnMii nmi workmanlike manner, and sold at nrtces to suit, the ln9i. Tho hlgLtst prlco In cam will at all limes bo Jl fir GREEN HIDES of cvt r.v derci Inl Ion In the countrv. The nnbtiennt. romire Is resptn tfully solicited. i.ioumsuurg, ucu i, isis. 51 Ninth Mrtct I'lttsburtr. Dec. 10. 1674. .MOfSrs.!l)IIEIlElt. ItEAY & Ci uentiemeii : our paints nae given enuro sat lsfactlon. 1 havo used them on a cood many differ- cut kinds of work, such ub Iron, '1 in. Wood, lirlck, e and never heard any complaints, on ttie con trary, the work btands v 1 11 and for v, car, will In my opinion, btand v, 1th any lead In the maiket. When In want of reference In Hilarity or Uclnltyjou arc at liberty to uso my namo v, 1th pleasure, also to use this as you think best. jicspeciiuuy i ours, JOHN T. OR AY. Painter and Dealer In Points, oils, ic. STRICTLY TORE WHITE LEAD, AT THE LOWEST Market rates. MON'TOUH SLATE tain ts, 8 CENTS. MONTOUR METALLIC WHITE, 8 CENTS. MONTOITR METALLIC UROWN, (I CENTS. OH" COLORS AT 1 HIS I'KICE. PURE LINSEED OIL at Iowpni iiinrUct mien. samnlo cards and orlco list furnished wlUiout charge. Orders and lnuulrtes by mall will receive oromnt attention, HENRY S. REAY, MANUFACTURER, Rupert. Pa. 310 YER BROS. WHOLESALE AGENTS, JlLOOMSEUl'.O, I'A Mays, "ll.-ly. THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY 1 GRAY'S SPE0JFI0 MEDICINE fRADE fln Is esocclally rccom-TRADE mark. -"SV menaea as n un i fullln"curuforteiu- tnntori lira, Impe- KeS-? leney, aim an aisea ki'S. siichns Ijtlha lit yVA V.K mem1 ry, universal Ft',!s. Lassituue, ram in llv'Nl ,IA li.pl- l'linr.pit 13efore Takinrjot vision, rrema-.,. . m.v. 0 tuto ma Age, uudWter laiinff, many other tHeases that lead to Insanlty.Consump. tlonandn Premature (.raie.all of which as a rule am tlrtteaiised t y deviating from llic path of nature araovir inanivei ii. mu rptiuiu ivuieiuu is iuu remit of a Hie study nnd many) ears of experience in treating tbebo spiclal diseases, full pn rtlculars In our pe mr biete,w hlch o desire to ft-na free ty man 10 eiery one, per pack ige, or fix rarkafesfor is, cr will be tent I'J lllttll uu imn'ivi mviiiuu,; nuuiwmi, THE (UtAYMEIICINKCU, No. 10, Mechanic's Dloclc, Detroit, Mich. Sold In Illoomsburg bye. A. Klelm, and by all uruggisia li ITJ nueiv. llmru t En lug, W holcsalo Agents, IllUburg. ft K.1 lMLtPM.'VLn, H, T, HELMBCLO'S FLUID EXTRACT PHARMACEUTICAL tV SPECIFIO REMEDY FOR ALL DISEASES OP THE LADDER & KIDNEYS For Debility, Loss of Momorv. Indisposition to Exertion or liusi ness.Shortness of Brcatli.Tronblotl with Thoughts of Diseuse.Dimness ot Vision, LJain in the Uack.Chest and Head, Rush of Plood to the Head, Palo Countenance and dry Skill. If these symptoms are allowed to go on, very frequently Epilep tic Fits and Consumption follow. When the constitution becomes af fected it requires tho aid of an in vigorating medicine to strengthen and tone up the system which "Helinbold's 13uclm" DOES IN EVERY CASE. IIELMBOLD'S BUCHU IS UNEQUAI.ED By any remedy known. It Is prescribed by tho most eminent puybiclans all over tha w orld, In Rheumatism, Sperniatorhcea, Neuralgia, Nervousness, Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Constipation, Aches and Pains, General Debility, Kidney Diseases, Liver Complaint, Nervous Debility, Epilepsy, Head Troubles, Paralysis, General II! -Health, Spinal Diseases, Sciatic:', Deafness, Decline, Lumbago, Calaii'li, Nervous Complaints, Female Complaints, &c Headache, Pain in tho Should ers, Cough, Dizziness, Sour Stom ach, Eruptions, Had Taste in the iMouth, Palpitation of the Heart, Pi'in tho region of tho Kidneys, and a thousand other painful symp toms arc tno olnpnugu ot dyspepsia. HELMBOLD'S BTJC1JU Invigorates the Stomach. And stimulates the torpid Liver, Bowels and Kidneys to healthy ac tion, in cleansing tho blood of all impurities, and imparting new life and vigor to tho whole system. A single trial will bequite suffi cient to convince the most hesitat ing of its valuable remedial quali ties. PRICE $1 PER BOTTLE, Or Six Mottles lor $3. Delivered toany address free from observation. "Patients" may consult by letter receiving the eiuiio attention as by calling, by answering tho following questions : t. O've your name and poit-ofilco address, county and State, and j our n:arest express onico 7 s: Your age and sex t 3. Occupation t i; Man led or single? s. Height, weight, now and In health t c. How long have you been tick 7 T, Your complexion, color of hair and eyes 7 8. Have you a stoop'ng or erect gaitT 9, Relate wltlout reservation all you know about j our case. Encloso one dollar as coniultatbn fee Your letter will then receive our attention, mil we nltlglveyoii the natuie of jour disease anl our candid opinion concerning a cure. Competent physicians attend to correspondents, AU letters should bo addressed to Dispensatory, 1217, Filbert street, rhlladelfhla. I'a. H. T. HEXiXVXBOXJ), Druggist and Chemist, l'UlLADELl'IIIA, I'A. soi,i irvi:nYwuinu; March T,ll7l-Iy BLOOMSBURG, FA., I I II unil 1 1 ii mi, lm nuiBimmji Poetical. A LEGEND FROM THE TAL MUD. nv uiiAnLorru m, rACKAnu. Tho patriarch Ahrnm sat in his lent door Waiting tho guest whom God perclinnco would send To ask nn nlms from his abundant store, Or timely shelter, given m to n friend, Tho cool wind lifting carclonly his hair, Stirred to new thanlifulnei's his soul serene, When looking up, ouo waiting halted there. Whoso shadow trembled on tho earth, I ween. An old, old pilgrim, leaning on his statT, With viion dim returned his asking gaze, His story in his aspect written half, And half rehearsed in slow,uncertnin ihrao. Tho Father of the Faithful welcomed him. Rallied the tired feet nnd proffered wine nnd bread, Looking to trace, e'en in that visogo grim, A grateful soul bent to tho Hand thnt fed. Yet blessing nono escaped tho famished lips j This heathen beggar hncw no God but Firo j Bo Charity was lost in swift eclipso, And Abram cried in his exceeding ire ! "I cast thee out, ungrateful, to partnko Of tho grent ilcctt's shelter, that the night Darkening around, thy graceless soul may ."hike ; Since Ho is in tho dusk as in the light 1" Hut tho Lord called to Abrnm in his sleep ; "How petty thy impatient soul appears, Unwilling for a single night to keep Whom God hath suffered, lo I theso hundred years I" BABY HAS GONE TO SCHOOL. The baby has gono to school ; nh me I What will the mother do, With never n call to button or pin, Or tio a little shoe ? How can she keep herself busy all day, With the little "hindering thing" away? Another basket to fill with lunch, Another "good-hy" to sny, And the mother stands at the door to see Her baby inarch awny ; And turns with a sigh that is half relief, And half a something nkin to grief. She thinks of a possiblo future mom, When the children, one by one, Will go from their homo out into the world, To battle with life alone, And noteven tho baby bo left to cheer The desolate homo of that future year. Sho picks up garmcnta here nnd there, Thrown down in careless haste, And tries to think how it would seem It nothing were displaced ; If tho hou.-e were alwnys as still as this. How could she bear the loneliness ? Select Story. LULU. I hale her! The tattling little upstart, tho beggar's brat (' exclaimed Hortense Lee, as nho stood in the miiUt of her schoolmates. 'It is had enough to havo a washerwoman's daughter, who has to do chores fur her tu ition, in tchnol, at any rate, but when she begins to tattle about n, it is time to teach her r, lesson. Jliss Ojnlen has matlo too nuicli of tier. Sho forgels her-el fund ia really beginning to feel on an equality with us. I, for one, will show 3INs Rag Rag her place.' Just then the door opened and a fragile. lelic.ito girl of Homo 11 summers stepped ID, 'Good-morning,' said the, plcnsautly, to the group of girls. There was no reply. All loukod timidly at Hortcnso, for she was all-powerful there, :uiil her flashing eye deterred any of tho more venturesome who would have addres'ied Lulu Allen. 'tiood morning, girls,' repeated Lulu. Hortense drew herself up haughtily. 'At tend to your dusting,' said bhe. 'You do not pay your tuition by entertaining us, nt.J no do not caro to hear any of your hypocri tical remarks. The society of a tattler is any tulip but agreeable.' 'Oh 1 Hortense, I did not tattle,' exclaim ed poor Lulu, while tears rushed to her eye". 'Tattlers are always liars,' scornfully re plied Hortense, as sho turned away, while I.ulu sank sobbing into her seat. A few of the girls looked pityingly upon her, but no one ventured to approach her. 'I don't believe sho did tell, Tensia ,' whispered 3Iartha 3Iajer. '1 oil are at perfect liberty to think what you plea'e,' replied Horteuse. 'Go if you cboni-e, take the tho part of a mean inlor- mtr nnd spy, Hut I thought you had more spirit than to be turned roued by a few crocodile tears.' JIartha shrank back abashed, and the rest of the girls were eaiily persuaded that Uortene was right. The bell soon rang, and all entered upon theirschool duties. Hortense Lee was at this time about 15 years of age, and certainly very handsomo She was at once the idol and terror of tho whole school. No one could be more agree able thau ebo .when her will was obeyed j no one understood better thau sho how to visit any opposition to Ron the heads of thu offenders. Sho was a fljo scholar and had always been treated by her teachers with marked distinction. Her father was wealthy and delighted to deck iu rich attire his child tho pride of his heart. Ho either did not see her aristocratic and haughty notions or found au echo to Ihem in his heart for his child resembled him much iu character j at any rate he uever checked them. Her mother, ono of tho mo6t gentle and humble of women, indeed often reasoned with her on the folly and wickedness of her pride, and imagined that the respectful attentions which her daughter paid her betokened a disposition to correct her faults. Could sho have glanced into her child's mind, she would havo been astonished to fee what thoughts were passing there. Hortense loved her mother, but sho nns well aware that In intellect she herself was far her superior, and It was with u kind of pitying atl'ectioa that Bhe llsteued to her parent's admonitions. Her father she reverenced. Sho acknowl- I edged that he was htr euperlor.aud hU words FRIDAY, AFRIL 11. of sarcastic rcproyal, for that wn, his usual way of expressing his disapprobation of her conduct, were all powerful with lien hut he never reiterated what her mother said to her on this subjact, anil sho pursued her own course, becoming a leader in school, as ho was in society. I hits it happened that when Lulu Allen first entered tho school sho had Incurred her dlspleasnro f first, because she was poor an ofien.o which might possibly havo been ovetlooked had she not proved ncrelt to be n fine scholar, nnd by her gen tlcnoo bid fair to become a formidable rival i.'so In tho affections of both teacher and scholars. For all of theso reasons Hortense hated her, and now.when 11 school freak had been dicovertd by their teacher, as Lulu had been tho only one not engaged In it, suspicion naturally rested upon her as hav ing been the informer, and Hortense cludlv availed herself of this to thrust down the usurper into what she considered her prop er place. And from this time poor Lulu was subjected to all the petty annoyances which a haughty girl could devlso nnd n sensitive mind could feel. The girl grew thinner and paler than ever fbrsho was aloving child, and to feel her self looked upon with suspicion and hatred whero sho had before experienced only kind ness, was indeed a sad blow to her. At home sho had never met with anything but indif- lerence, for her mother was dead, her fath er, a poor, spiritless drone, and her step mother, a coarso woman, who meant well, but understood nothing of tho sensitive child's nature, had mado no secret of Jtlie fact that sho considered Lulu a dead weight on her hands. When 3Iiss Chandler had offered to take her into school and leach her for somo slight services, Lulu's heart leaped for joy. Hor teacher told her that in time she, too, might obtain her livelihood by teaching, and this had stimulated tho child to almost superhu man exertions, which had soon, by making her a rival, gained her an enemy in Hortense. The kindness and affection of her school mates had made her young life full of sun shine, and now the sudden change plunged her into tenfold deeper gloom than before. The light of happiness faded from her blue eyes; sho drooped visibly, and ono could hardly havo recognized tho gentle, smiling Lulu Allen in the now pale and thoughtful child. She brooded over her troubles in secret, but her teacher noted nothing of the change. It is needless to say that sho was guiltless of tho charge, and had 3Iiss Chandlor been nwaro of it sho would have cleared her at once. Hut she was not an observant woman and saw none of the mental troubles of her pupil ; nnd Lulu, who longed sometimes to speak to her teacher on the subject, shrank nervously from doing so, from n dread of de serving in reality that dreadful appellation, tattler," that seemed ever sounding in her ears, a character so abhorred by school chil dren. She would have been utterly wretch ed had it not been for the little 3IauJ. a fairy-like child, and sister of Hortense, who now came to school, and who had at once taken a great fancy to Lulu, and on whom, In return, Lulu lavished all the repressed atl'ection of her loving heart. Hortense looked upon this with the deepest annoy ance. JInud was her datlinir. and she could not bear to have any rival iu tho child's heart least of all was it to bo borue when that rival was a washerwoman's daugh ter. Hortenso had gained her point in making I.ulu shunned by her schoolmates, but all this was nothing so long as her darling sis ter loved her, and too proud to appear to notice that sho had a rival, sho could not deprive Lulu of this. It was agony tn her to havo tho child spring from her side as -.ho did in tho morning, to meet Lulu, to seo her white arms t vinod round tho girl's neck nnd her sweet lips prcsiel to heis, hut there wits no remedy for it Thank God thcieareno aiistocrata among children. So time passed on, and finally Lulu was missing from school. She had been absent lor a day or two. When little .Maud, too, stayed at home she begged her mother to let her go to see her favorite, and 3Irs. Leo consented. Tho servant took her to tho washerwoman's house, whero Lulu lay sick. Tho child clung to her, ami, alas, boro home with her the s';ds of the contagious disease, tho scarlet fever, which Lulu was herself un conscious of having, for sho had not bjen attended by any physician. Poor 3Iaud was stricken down, and, after a short and severe illness, died, while Lulu recovered to mourn over tho sad loss of her child friend, and to look hopelessly forward to hor own future. It was the morning after the funeral of Maud that Lulu, a mere shadow, entered tho school room. Hortense was there, pale and haughty in her mourning drtss. None of the girls dared address her, as she sat there tearless aud still, though some whispered that they "thought she showed very little grief, since she seemed to love Maud so ;" and me little girl said that "she never cried u bit at the funeral, when her mother sobbed as if her heart would break." Lulu heard all these whispers, but she knew better thau they what was tearless agony. Her heart bled tor Hortense, and she drew closer to her side ond passing her arm around her waist, whispered, "I know how to pity you, dear Hortense. She loved me dearly, too." Hortense started as If an adder had stung her ; she flung off Lulu's encircling arm as she exclaimed bitterly, "Sho did love you and how did you repay lur ? You kissed her with poison on your Hps you killed her 1" Poor Lulu was shocked. She tottered fee'ily lo her seat, laid her head cn her desk and wept silently. The next day she did not come to echool. Sho was worse again, the scholars said, She. had come out too soon, tho doctor said, aud a relapse was the consequence. Hortense cared not. She felt iu her heart that Lulu had murdered her sister, aud haled her worsa than ever. It was twilight, and Hortense had been out gathering wild flowers, and digging up up violets to plant on her sister's grave. It was growing late, and the graveyard was n dreary place ; but what cared she for that f She was no coward, and she walked In among tho white tombstones, gleaming In the moonlight, without a shudder. Hut as sho drew nearer to 3Iaud'a grave, sho Btarted. Surely she saw something move. She hesi taled, but she resolved to go forward, and there, lying on tho ground waa Lulu Allen. Sin was dressed only In her night dress, aud her pa'.e face looked palir, shrouded as it was iu her fair hair, Sho was moaning l.'.UI3-LJLJLerJtM 1879. sadly, "You are cone. You worn iIia nntv ono that loved life, and I killed you." Then sods ami groans would Interrupt her words. Sho did not sea Jlortenso till suddenly SHO lOOKCU up. Oh; do not nend me nivay I" she said, wllilly. "I did not mean to kill her I How coulil I want to kill the only ono that loved mo? Let mostav I D.i let 111A mtav V nnil ah e citing to Hortense s dress convulsive "Lulu Allen, how came von hern ?" wn. an mat Hortense could reply. I could not rest, I could not sleep, till had asked 3Iaud to forgive mo for poison. ig her, so I c.tme here, and liv and bv r shall rest with her down In the. prnilnil." nnd she buried her face in tho grass, as if ma woulil seek a shelter with her friend from the harsh wotld. Hortense knew that sho was wild and de Hons and her heart smote hor for the wrong 10 had done her. Thero bv her st.ter'. grave she could not retain her old animosity. uer own tears flowed faster than Lulu's had one. "God forgive I" cried she. fallinc on her knees by tho side of the grave. "God for give me my sin toward you. Lulu Allen I Come, Lulu I dear Lulu I 3faud'a Lulu!" sho snld,n Lulu neither stirred normoyed, my prostrate by the grave. Lu 11 heard her not sho was with 3laud in a brighter worm. Tho rest of tho events of that fearful i,l,t,i Horlenso could never remember clearly. How sho mado known wher tlm ileo.l T i lay, or how she reached home herself; but irom that night Hortense was unlike her former self. It was a bitter lesson, but one that she never forgot ; and as tho plow-share 1 allliction rooted un the stronir weeds nf pride nnd hatred from her heart, so in (heir stead was planted good seed that sprang up, making her life beautiful. A DEAD IIEKOIXE. 3Iadame Elizabeth Patterson ISnnannrfB died in Haltlmore, April 4th, after a long niness. ur. Slackens e remained with lur 11 night. Her crnndsons. Onlnnpl .Imnma Ronaparte and Charles J, Honaparte, were present at her death bed. She had attained the grent age of 94 years. IIEtt lllSTOItY, I The history of this woman is not nnlv sad, but it uiso has a romantic aspect. In 1WM Jerome IJonaparte who was nineteen, visited Haltlmore. He was tlm vmitiT,..t child In the family, being the junior of Ni poleon by fifteen years. He had some ex perience in uaval matters, and had reached tno ranic 01 lieutenant, in Haltlmore tie became attached to 3Iis3 Patterson, fl vntlni- , . o lady of wealth and beauty, whom he mirriod uotwiiustanuing tue protes's of the Freticli consul. The bride was a vear vounwr than her husband, whom she accompanied to Eu rope, but the imprudent couple found to their surprise that they were not allowed to enter France. Jerome left his wife at Lis bon in order to seek an interview with his brother, tho Emperor. The latter not only refused to recognize the marriage, but worse than this, ho persuaded .Temmn tn nlimitnn his wife, and the young couple, thus sudden ly separateu.never met again. The neglected wife was early called to suffer grent cgony. Having no hone of her husband's return. she took passage to England where she be came the mother of a son, with whom she sailed for R.iltimore. Since then she has passed her life in that citv. with the exeen. Hon of a trip to Europe many years ago. now strange to recall the fact that Ibis wo man. thoUH.ll thus shamefully deserted lins always cherished an affection for her litis- uauu 1 oue reiuseu any second alliance.-ind hence remained 3Iadame Honaparte. Chief among tho sorrows of her latter days was the death of her only son, which occurred in Ihltimore in 1870. Ho bore his father's namo nnd was bred a lawyer, but never practiced, for having married a woman of wealth, ho was enabled to live in handsnmB style until removed by death at the age ot uoj. THE NEW FASHIONS IN CAIUIS. Some days ago the adjournment of Con gress, as the story goes, good-natured and ponderous Senator 3IcCreery, of Kenluckey, was waddling down Pennsylvania avenue, when a dapper young gentleman, one of that class which delights 'Society girls' by ex claiming at intervals during n fashionable reception: 'Have you becu very gay this season ?' approached him with the ones- tion : 'Ah, Senator, how de do ? I called on you this morning. Did you get my card ?' 'Yes,1 said the Senator dryly, 'I cot the card ; hut what did you mean by writing E. l in the corner of it ? 'Oh that,' said the young gentleman evi dently delighted at being ablo to give infor mation, 'that means 'en personue' in other words, left in person.' ' ex, yes,' said the Senator meditatively, I see.' The next day Jfr. 3IcCreery again met the young man, and this time going up to him, said, 'Ah, by the way, I called on you this morniug ; did you get my card?1 'ies Blr; yes, was the reply.I got it: but. I say, Senator, what did you mean by writ ing 'S. 11. A X.' In the corner of it ?' 'What,' cried tho old gentleman laughing all over his big face, didu'tyou understand that? I'm surprised. What should I mean but 'sent by a uigger ?' iV. '. 7Vim. Ofi'His Mind. He might have been drinking n little just a few drops of weak lemouadeur something of that kind but yet he looksd like, a very respectable young man as he feaued over the counter aud In quired for a diary for 1879. 'We have all styles aud prices,' replied tho dealer as he displayed the lot, and in a short time a sale was effected. The buyer asked for a pencil, and standing at the coun ter ho opened the diary and wrote : 'Jan. 1. Begin to Bave $10 a week. 'Jan. 1, Love your enemies and be soft witli everybody. Jan. 3, Give liberally to charity, Jan. 4. Pity everybody's sorrows. Jan. 5, Set everyone a good example. Jau.C, Don't smoke, chew, driuk. play cards, Bwenr, tay out, lie, ideal, borrow nwney, speak cross words, get In anyone's wiy nrulk politics. J m. 7 liny a pair of wings and fly to a miller land, Thanks for the pencil,' he said as he fold cd the book. 'Xow that the affair Is off my raiud for a year to come I ftM thirsty, Won't you go and take something?' THE COLUMIIIAN.VOL. XIII, N0.1B COLUMII1A DKMOORAT, VOL. XHY, NO. T "t!ASAIIIANf!A" IN THOSE. A lad named Casablanca stood on the burning deck of the Orient after everybody had played the great act nnd deserted her, while tho flames that lit the battle's wreck shone round him o'er the dead. It was an uncomfortable position for the young fellow to be placed In, yet beautiful nnd bright ho stood, as born to rule tho storm or burst a fluo. You will doubtless bo surprised to hear It, but tho flames rolled on, some of them scooting up tho mainmast as a repair er would scoot up a telegraph pole, somo performing tnonkeyshincs on the yardarm, others licking the name off tho sides of the vessel, etc. Notwithstanding all this busi ness, the boy would not go without his fa- ther's word, for the very good reason that his back was still ringed, streaked from the last lambasting ho received for disobeying the old man. He called aloud : 'Say, father, say If yet my task is done, for If I don't get out of this pretty quick I'll be done myself, nnd done brown, too ; and don't you forget It.' lou see he was ignoraut of tho fact that the chieftain lay unconscious of his son. 'apeak, father I' once again he yelled, 'if I may yet be gone ?' and just theu tho ene my's vessel sent a broadside into the burn ing wreck, an 1 faft the flames rolled on. He felt their breath on his brow.aud he thought to hinself that it was getting almost ns hot as a ward caucus. The boy continued to look from that lone post of death, while he rattled the marbles, spoils, top., brass but tons, dog -rfnlves and a few other things in his iMket, with more or less despair depict ed on his countenance. He shouted but once more aloud : 'Fa ther, what's the use nf me standin' hero ?' hile o'er him fast.throiigh sail and shroud. tho wreathing flames made way, with not a pump in working order, and nobody to work it. In order to make this thing very graphic, it is necessary to state that the fire-fiend wrapped the ship in splendor wild, painting it in grander colors than the baud wagon of a circus ; he also caught the flic on high, swallowed it and blew more rib bons than a street peddler. After this he stood on top of the jackstag nnd made an in cendiary Fourth-of-July speech to the sea gull. Hut In the midst of life we aro in death. There camo a burst of thunder sound; the boy, oh ? where To tell the great American truth.there was no boy in the case. Captain Casablanca had no son, and, even if he had, it is not likely ho would have taken him along when ho was expecting this battle on the Nile, to say nothing of the nbsurdity of supposing a father would expose his little son on tho deck of a vessel during an engagement. MAKK TW A'.? AS A CANDIDATE. I hav pretty much made my mind to ti for President. What the people want is a man who cannot be injured by investi gation of his past history, so that enemies of the party will not be able to rake up against him things that nobody ever heard of before. If you know the worst about a candidate, to begin with, every attempt to spring things on him will be checkmated. Now I am going to enter upon the field with an open record. I nm going to own up in advance to all the wickedness I have done, and if any Congressional committee is disposed to prowl around my biography, in the hope of finding any daring and deadly deed which I have secreted, whv let it prowl . In the first place, I admit that I did freeze a rheumatic grandfather of mine, iu the winter of 1859. Ho was old and in expert at climbing trees. But with a heart less brutality that is characteristic of me, I ran him out of the front door in his night shirt, at the poiut of r shot-gun, and caused him to bowl up a maple tree, where he re mained all night, while I emptied shot iu ids legs. I did this because he snored. I will do it again if I havo another grandfa ther. I am as inhuman now as I was in '59 No rheumatic perton shall snore in my house. I candidly acknowledge that I ran away at tho battle of Gettysburg. 3Iy friends havo tried to smooth this fact by the asser tion that I merely got behind a tree, that I did so for the purpose of imitating Wash ington, who went into the woods at Vallev Forge to say his prayers. It was a miser able subterfuge. 1 btruck out iu a strait lino for the Tropic of Cancer, simply be cause I was scared. I wanted my country saved, but I peiferred some oue elso'to save her. I entertain that idea yet. If the bubble of reputation can be obtained only at the cannon's mouth, I am willing to go there provided the cannon is empty. If it is loaded, my immortal and inflexible pur pose is to got over the fence and go home. 3Iy invariable purpose in tho war has been to bring out two-thirds more men than I took in, This seems to me to be Napoleo nic In its grandeur. 3Iy financial views are of the most decid ed character, but they are not likely, per haps, to increase my popularity with the ad. vocates of iuflation or contraction. I do not insist upon special supremacy of rag-money The great fundamental principle of my life is to take any kind I can get. The rumor that I buried a dead aunt undera grape vino Is founded upon fact. The vine needed fertilizing, my auut had to be bur- led, and I dedicated her 10 that purpose, Does that unfit me for tho Presidency ? The constitution of our country does not say so. No other citizen was considered unworthy of oflice because he enriched his grape lae with his relations, Why should I be c lected as the first victim of an absurd pre judicc? I admit, also, that I am not a friend of the poor man. I regard the poor man in his present condition, as so so much wasted raw material. Cut up and properly canned, he might ;be mado useful to fatten the natives of Canibal Islands, and Improve our exports in that region. I shall reccommend legislation upon the subject in ray first message. 3Iy campaign cry w'll be to deasicate the poor workiugman, Stuff him into sausages 1 These are about the worst parts of my re cord, On them I come before the country, rr ..... 1 .1 t. . ... 11 iiij vuuiury uuesu i want me, 1 will go back again. Hut I recommend myself as a safe man a man who starts from the Imsis o total depravity, and proposes to be fund- ish to the last. A "New Pilgrim's Progress," purporting to be "given by liunyan through an liupres sional writing machine," Is the latest s tualistlc novelty. 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During the wintor months ho nnd hin six companions aro chained by their hind legs In nn out building lu Ceutral Park N, Y. Boat swain, uutll tho orrlval of Emperor, was the pride of all female elephants, and Gypsy es pecially loved to caress him with her gentle trunk. But Boatswain once cried out under punishment and from that hour he lost his place In tho respect of his associates, and Gypsy transferred her blandishments to the last comer. The device of circus men for punishing nn elephant is cruel. To legs of the animal are fastened strong pulleys, which are at tached to levers. At a signal the legs are drawn asunder, and tho animal sinks down a mass of helpless, tortured flesh. Then the keepers, nrmed with long clubs, ap proach and beat him ou the legs and bot toms of the feet, Tho elephant during nun- Ishmcnt curls his trunk beneath him, and closes his eyes. Hour after hour goes by sometimes, but the keepers only relax when the elephant either becomes insensible 'or cries out, which latter is a token of submiss ion nnd a conquered spirit. Boatswain cried out, and was never ngaln guilty of of fense. Emperor, however, has stood this terrible punishment several times and with such extraordinary nerve that his ker en are afraid of him. He is vicious, and When ever a missile comes within his reach hejdis charges it nt the nearest keener straightway. On .Monday uighUEmperor watched one nf the attendants whom he particularly dis likes. It was bedtime, and the man was making everything snug when Emperor turned upon him and kuocked him down The keeper screamed, as Emperor, with a shrill cry of rage, was on the poiut of drag ging him beneath his feet and stamping him to death. Help came, nnd tho keeper was saved, and then it was determined that Em peror should suffer for what he had done. The attendants took the long iron poker witli which tho fires are stirred, and this hey heated red hot. Emperor was bound in the fashion that has been described, and while one of tho keepers held his trunk, the other ran tho red hot poker up into it. The savage puuishmeut nearly blinded Emperor, but ho did not squeal. He looked sullenly all the time at his keepers. Since then the elephant has been uuable to cat, and Btands alone and sullen, slapping his horribly mu tilated trunk wherever there is a coot spot in the shed. The mon call this extreme punishment, and said that it has never been applied before in this country. It was not strong enough to subdue Emperor. iSiii, HE HAD THE liOSS STOVE. Coming down on tbo street car the other morning they got to talking about their tJ.il stoves, und one man said : 'Well, i d'vi't want to brag, but I think: I've gut the boss stove. So far this winter I havn't burued but three ton? of coal, and the htove has kept three rooms warm,' 1 ou must have a poor stove remattjd the second. I havn't burned but two ton of coal yet, and my stovo heats parlor, dia log' room, two bed-rooms and a hall.' Well when you come to stoves,1 quietly remarked tho third, 'I claim to have the best coal stove in Detroit. I have burned but a ton and a half of coal, so far, and we havo to keep all the dampers shut, and a back door open all the time.' Some men looked out of the window and some down at the straw, and no one seemed to doubt any of the assertions. At length a heavy sigh was heard frcm the rear end of the car, and a clerical looking man arose and said : 'Gentlemen, there goes a fire-alarm. It strikes the box in front of my homo. I have no doubt that my residence is at this hour in flames and tho lives of my family are in peril. It is all owing to my coal stove. I set up the stove last November and put on one peck of coal, livery room has been eo hot ever since that tho base-boards have warped off, and wo finally had to move down into the baement. This morning the water in all the pipes in the house was boil ing, tho shingles on the roof red hot, and I have just hired four men to form a snow bank around the stove. Too late alas I too late 1 That stove has accomplice its fiendish purpose, nnd I no longer have n home. It may not, however, bo too late to save the baby. Good-by, gentlemen ?' lie opeued the door and got off the car, and not a pas.-enger spoke again for four blocks. Detroit Free Press. BEET SUGAR IN MAINE. The 3Iaino Beet Sugar Co., located iu Portland, has proved a grand success. The Company are highly gratified with the re sults of last year. It being their first lyear, they paid but H per ton for beets. This year they advertise to pay the farmers $5 per ton for beets landed at a depot on the line of any railroad leading into Portland. Last year our farmers raised from 18 to 42 tous per acre. The amount raised de pended almost entirely on the richness of the soil. Where the crop is 20 tons, the farmer re ceives $100 for every acre of beets raised. Ono tou of beets will produce 400 pounds of pressed pulp, which is sold to the farm ers for $1 per ton ; and every 800 pound of pressed pulp is worth 400 of bay for stock. This year the Beet Sugar Co., have ad ded $40,000 to their capital stock, and havo asked tne farmers lo cultivate 1500 acres pf b?ets, as it will require 30,000 tons of beets to supply their demands the present year. Many of our farmers will make the beet raising a speciality, for the very reason that it will pay. It has been proved by actual experiment that the farmers in Maine can raise as many tons of hosts per acre as are being raised lu Franco or Germany, where the sugar beet is cultivated upon a large scale, Ono acre of beets will produce about 300 pounds of sugar. The sugar mads In Portland last year was of a superior quality. iVorWrnre Journal, A Little I'latteeuii, A little fellow ran to his mother the other day, and atked, "31a, can I have Borne bread and jam ?" His mother, wishing to break him of the habit, replied : "When I was your age I couldn't get anything to eat between meals if I wanted it." "Yes," said the boy, after a moment's pause, "but you didn't have a good, nice mamma like me, did you ?' That settled It in favor of the young flatter er. irAfa. IK. M. 1. iw