THK COLUMBIAN. oolcmbIA otMocniT,Tnnr Tim north inusoicm Issued weekly, every Friday morning, t nuioMHHUIUI, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA. hni i.ita nor vonr. 60 cohts discount ftl1nwi.A xnean id In mlvnnco, After tho oxplratlon ot tho rear il si) will ft? charged, To subscribers out or tho io lint v tin' t Tini nro it por yenr.strtetlj In advance. No tup 'r at .I'oniinui-u, except at mo option or me mini I' I' n,unitinii arrearages uro paia, out long I.-.,..., i li-i-riim nflor tho oxtitratlun or tlin nr.. : '. l.irlriM, - ,M i imTssctit outot tlio Htnto or to distant pout it .till no P.1H1 lur in iimuucc, lunula n rcspon- ,t . n r "O m oowmuia c unvy nasuuics to pay mo ..it, , 1 1 twin due on uciiiiiiiu. r rn VtiilsnoIongcroxnctiMfromsiibscrlbcrsIn 'job 3?3S.usra,i3sro- ' t"a li noti II 'puiiiirni oi urn ui.umiiiaw is Tory Com I .mil our .1 li Printing will compare fnvora.C. btv n it of the largo cities. All work donoon Q, leu i . I,neatl and nt moderate prices. ii Mm u 'piriinoiu oi uiu uoi.umman is very Columbia County Official Directory. I President. ltliWo William Klnrcll. V, B'lito.ludifon I. K Itrlckluum, V. !,. human, 1 . n.iiii'Uirv. Ac. William Kitckbaum. Pou.r ' nmrrnpher-s. N. Walker. j ,! r " iiiieordT Williamson II. .tacoby. n .1. t Minrncy-llobert II. l.Iltlc. .mi, i-ui-.Iuim W. llntTman. , ' , nr -mn'iil Noilnrd. h, (.ir-r-lt A. Mwoppenbctscr. i , iimi-doiers stoplien rolio, Charles lllcliart. o. ii hits' Ol-rK-f. ll.Casoy. A'iiiors-s. 11. Smith, W. Manning, C. 11. Seo- 'K-vVommlsstoners-till llobblns, Tlicodoro W. 8r!a"i' "ancilntcndcnt-Wllllam II. Snyder. H joiii'-ur uislrlct-Wroclors II. N. lint, Scolt, W i. Krutner, Bloomsburg nnd Thomas lleuce, too I. Bloomsburg Official Directory. Prr Idi-nt of Tow n Council O. A. Herring. dcri. Paul I-:. Vtlrt. 'hleroi Police-.Ins. '. Stonier. PivsM ut or casl'ump.iny s. Knorr. 8c'rctar -C. W. .Miller. in jo mourn Hanking company -lohn A. Funslon, 1-r sldom, II. II. ilrou, Cashier, John Peacock, Tel- '"E'lrs Na'lonal Hank Charles It. Paxton, President j. p. TU'illn, cashier. t ilinniil.i County Mutual Saving Fund nnil Loan As. ,.'la lon-Ii. II. Utile, President, C. W. Sillier, Snioomso'g Unlldlng nndsavlng I'und Association win. l'cacoc ' resident, .1. U. Koblson, Sccrptnry. Ill nins.uiri? Mu'tt.U Saving Fund Association J. I lirower, ITesldcni, P. II. Wirt, secretary. CIIUHCII OIUEOTORY. nAI'TlST CIIUHCII. ltov,.T. P.Tusiln.tsupply.) Sunday Setvices-li'X a. m. nnd ox r. m. Siiiidiv School-5 a. m. , . .., Pr.ivcr .Meeting livery Wednesday evening at Otf Sa..8 tree. Tho public aro Invited to at tend. sr. Mmimw'a uthkban ciicbch. Minii'cr-Uev. u. n. s. Marclay. si mil ly sen Ices -WM u. in. and m. s md.iv Roliool Ofl.m. ., , , , , ,,, i'ri er llco.liig-Uvery .Vednesday evening at Ttf Scats' tree. No pows rented. All aro welcome 1-BHHlVTBHIAICItCHClt. Mlnlstcr-P.ev. Stuart MHHicll. sunitav Services 10 V m. and ai p. m. Sunday srlinol a a. in. Pr.ivcr Mccilng-livcry Wednesday evening nt Otf Civ, Seats free. No pows rented. St rangers welcome. MKTKOMST KI'ISCOPAl. CIIUHCII. Presiding Elder llov. W, Hvans. Minister Iter. M. I.. Sinjser. Sunilay Services V'X and 6 p. ra. snnilai School i. m. ..,., Piole Cl.iii-Uver -Monday evening at Oj? o'clock. Voung .Men's Pravcr Jlcoilng-Cvery Tuesday owning ai r.! o'clock, (leiu rnl Prayer ilectlng-r.vcry Thursday evening 7 o'clock. Hm oUMKH CHLKCH. Corner ot Third nnd Iron streets. Pastor Kev. K. Krtbs. He.slilei.,.'-t'iirner 4th ond Catharine sirecls. sunilay Servlc s lojf a. in. and 1 p. in. K'tnilav Si'lmol ti a. m. ri n viccting Saturday, 7 p. m. All aro lm ltcd Thcio Is nlwsj s room. sr. CAUL'S CIIUHCII. 1! .ctnr ltev I.. Z.ilincr. K una. services y, a. m., 'H p. m. ! uidav seluml 11 a. in. "-' sund.iv In tho inontu, Holy Communion. Sir lip i tireniir.itorv to Communion on trlday ev i i hetiiri' tho M, sniidiv In each mouth. 1'o.vt.n nttd; liutcveoboili- vclcome. EVANOCI.IOAI. CUCKCll. IT mi r n h r Hev. A. I.. Heeser ,.i . I ler -llev. lienrgo Hunter. s ui-ir senleo-2 p. in.. In tho Iron MreetCUuich. p. . r Mi i-ting Kverv Sabbath at li p. in. All ii"0 Invited. All .no welcome. TIIKCIIUUCUOFI'HUIST. (. i , lii "tin- tittle Uriel; t'huroh on the hill. m . i t lie Welsh mptlst Church on Kocl: Hrect C"li' ular'ni'eettng Tor worship, every Lord's day al-t-n -n ..13'. o'clock. ,. .. . .. , . t . trco; undlho public aro cordially tmlted to ait. d 41' llt)OI, OltDKIta, blank, jut printed am) J3 neiitlv bound In small books, on hand and or -.ale at tho Columbian oillce. I I. XK DKKDS, on I'nrcliniiiil nml Linen t) ' T, common and for Administrators, Kxocu- tidtriHtecs, for salo cheap at tho Coixmiiian OK' '. -I r VHUIAHH CEUTIFICATi:S jiistprinleil ti nnd tor sale nt HioCoiumiiian oillce. Jllnls ei. if tneiiospcl and Justices should supply them i llh theiio UMTRnaty articles. Tl'STirKSnml C('nilab!es' Kec-llills for sale ! atlliuCnLUMBiAv nmce. They contain tho cor rect si to, i ns ctaMHlieil by the last Act of the I.eg .vurounon tho subject, livery Justlco and con tal.loBlioiiahaionne. TN'MJE NOTJ:S ju4 prlnleil ami fur sale V cheap at tho Columbian office, BLOOMSIIUKO IHKKCTOUY. PHOFKSSIONAI, CAIIDS. "I 0. I1AHKI.UY, AltnriieT-at-I.:i j , In Brower's building, Slid story, ltt -at-I.aw. Olb'ce Hooms 4 c & T II. IIOHI.SOX, Atlorney-at-Law. Office O . In llannian's building, 'Main street. QAMl'l'-L KKOItlt. Altorney-tit-Law.Ollico yj in Iluitinju s liulldlcg, ilalu btiect. tlt. WM. M. KKKKlt, Surgeon ami l'livsi I cl.ui. Offleo .Market meet. Abovotth East Ii. LVANS, M. I)., Surgeon ami I'liyni . clan, (Ofllco and licsldenco on Tbtrd street, M. JIcKKLVY, SI. D., Surgeon and I'liy , slclun, north sldo .Main street, below market. D It. J. 0. KUTTKIi, PHYSICIAN SUKCJEON, Oillce, Noi th JInrket street, Mar.;? 'H Uloomsburg, ra. 1) II. I. I.. 11AIIB, 1'1'vACTIGAL DENTIST, ?Ialn btrect, opposite Episcopal Church, Ulooms burg, Pa. W Teeth extracted without pain, uug 24. '77-iy, w. II O W K L L, DENTIST. ORlco in Hartman's mock, becond tloor, corner Main and Market Streets, BLOOMSBUKG, PA. May 2d ly. MISCELLANEOUS. ri JI. DUINKER, GUN ami LOCKSMITH. Setting Machines and Machinery of all kinds re- d Jred. Ortni IIocsb liulwing, Uloomsburg, Pa. D AVID LOWKNIIEKG, Merchant Tailor Main St., abovo Central Hotel. 1 8. KUHK, aeulcr lu Jfeftt, Tallow, etc., ROSENSTOCK, Photographer, , Clatk Wolf's btoro.Malu street. A UGUS1US 1'KF.UM), I'raclical liomeo. JjLoatlilo llorao and Cow Doctor, Uloomsburg, Pa, ub. ii, ';a-ti T Y. JCESTEIt, MERCHANT TAILOR. R iN i. is, OrtuilIoi'SB UnLciNo, liluorasburg. riiiis.ists. hITlSII AMERICA ASSURANCE CO .NATIONAL PIPE IN8U1IANCE COMPANY. T .0 assets cf I new old corporations me all In- v. '.'dlii SOLID SLCUltlTIhb andniollablo totho u .rd ot Hie only. Mi :cr.i.e lines on the Lest rn-ksoro nlono accepted. I tH& niOMl'TLV uiul iinskMi.Y notiisl. a ana until rim u.s determined by lukistian P. Knaij. mh ti i'uiI und Adjukttr, lrooinsliurg, l'enn'n. 1 1 Itlzel.h i.t (.nliiTiililn.riiii.lv klinlit.l rinlrnntjf. I'.ie u.'ency wheie lost.es, If any, aio udjttbted and i's vug w mtiruwu i.iiizeni. uov.m, '(,-iy fKEAS UROWN'S INSURANCE AGEN. -. . , ut.uuuD iiuiu, mwuiauuii i a. Capital. a, Ins Co., otllaitford, Connecticut.., 0,600,000 I li pool, Loudon and Globe... .. U0.IH4I.0UU II- ot miHhira firj Ahsoclatlon, Philadelphia I irmers Mutual ot DauvUlo ..13 aoo.ooo .. 10,000, 00 ,. S.ltKl.OOO ... 1,OiiO,iKiO ... 76,IH-0 .... s.cuo.oog I.'sutUlU MUlUOl ., Home, New York . ., tso,m,ooo AS tllfl nmilirl.. OCA l.nM ni.lIMn- ni-a rlllnn tn I j he Insured tt Hnout any delay In tho office at Dlooms- march S,'7I y 1 IIARTMAN KEn.KSkNTS TIIK 10UCW1NO AJI1 RICAN INSURANCE COMPANIES! iHp'oltgot Muncy Pennsylvania. 11 rariili . ruuaaeipma, i ll Ijt tili'anlaof lii-. York, Pa. I'lanoiiToi New York. ocu ion-iy et btrCOt No ' Woemsburtf B. BR0CKWA7, 1 E, ELWELL f E4Iwrs&alProtrIotcrs auniii., j r LAWYERS T E. WALLER, AttopnQvnt.-T.nTv. Incrcaso of Pensions eMalncd, Collections made. ""'i K-conu aoorirom 1st National liank. ULOOMSUUHO, PA. Ian. 11, IS73 N U. FUNK, At.tnviimr-nf-l m Incrcaso of Tensions Obtained, Collections .Made. ULOOMSDUlia, PA. orrtco In Ent's Hdh-pino. gROCKM'AY&EIAVELL, A T TO U N E Y S-A T-I, A , CotuxtitAH nriLDixa, Dloomsburg, Pa. Meirbera ot tho United Collections mndo In any pott ot America orEurcpo Q Vt A W.J.I1UCKALEW, " ATTOHNKYS-AT-LAW, Illoomsbarg, Pa. Ofllco on Main street, flrstdoor below courtllouso OIIN M. CLARK, ATTOUNEY-AT-LAW,! Illoomflburp.PA. Ofllco over Schuyler's Hardware Store. P. BIUjMEYEU, ATTOHNEV AT LAW. OrncK In Ilarman's UulWlnir, Main street, iroomsburc Tn. It. LtTTI.lt. ROBT. R. L1TTLK. Jl II. A K. R. LITTLE, ATTOHNEYo-AT-LAW, Bloomsburg, Pa. c. W. MILLER, ATTOltNEY-AT-I.AW onicoln llrowcr's building, second floor, room No, Uloomsburg, Pa. JJERVEY E. SMITH, A riUlWUY-AT-liAH , OfUco In A. J. Evan's New Uuildiku, iir.oovsnmifi. ia. Member of Commerctal Law nnd Ilnnlf rnlteettnn Ar. octal Ion. oct. 14. '77-tt B. Ell AN K ZAItR. Attorney-at-Tjaw. IILOOMSIIURG, PA. ortlcp In t'NA0ST' Mcildimi, on Main street second uoor uoiiyu venire. (!iui be consulted in German. Jan. 10, Ta-tf CATAWISSA. r JI. L. EYERLY, ATTOltN EY-AT-LA V, Catawlssa, Pa. Collections rion.r.tlr made and remitted, omcd onpo&iio uaLawissa ueposii liank. 6m-3S V. II. Abbott. v. II. Ituiwx, A 1! I! 0 T T & 1UIAWN, Attornoys-at-Law. CATAWISSA, pa. Pensions obtained. dec m, '77-ly 3L00MSBU11G TAMERY. G. A. HERRING 11 KSPKCrrPULLY announces to the nublic that ho has rcopc-ncd SNYDEIl'S TANNERY, (old etanrt) Illoomshurjr, ra., ot the Forks of tho Es py and Llsht Mect roads, u litre all descriptions of ilmiiut wm uu iuuiiu 111 1 1111 inubi sunhinuuai nnu workmnnltko mnniier. and fcokl ut prices to suit tho tmcs. Tho highest price In cash 111 at all times bo a ror GKEEN HIDES ot cerv descrlnllon In tho countn'. The public pat- ronajj is respectfully willctted. tiiuuiuhuury, uui, j, isis. 54 N'lntli Street I'lttsbuiir. Dec. 10. 1S74. Mcssrs.'DHKHKlt. HEAY : CI lientiemen : 1 our paints have given entiro sat isfaction. 1 have used them on agood many differ ent Kinds ot work, such us Iron, Tin, Wood, Urlck, Ac, and never heard any complaints, on tho con trary, the work stands wetland for wear, will in my opinion, stand with any lead In tho market. When In want ofrefcrence In Mils city or vicinity you nro at liberty to use my namo w 1th pleasure, also to use this as you think best. liespecuuuy loam, JOHN T. OliAY. Painter and Dealer In Paints, oils, c. STltlCTLY PUHE WHITE LEAD, AT THE LOWEST M.MIKET HATES. M0NT0UK SLATE PAIN TS. 8 CENTS. MONTOUU METALLIC WniTE, 8 CENTS, MONTOUlt METALLIC liltOWN, (I CENTS. OPP C0L0I1S AT THIS PItlCfl. PURE LINSEED OIL nt loivoNt market rate. sample cards and price list furnished without charge. Orders and Inoulrles by mall will recelf 0 prompt attention. HENRY 9. REAY, MANUFACTURER, Rupeiit, Pa. Jl'OYER ItROS. WHOLESALE AGENTS, Ul.OOMoBUKO, l'A VajS.'Id.-JJ. THE GREAT ENGLlrfH REMEDY I GRAY'S SPECIFIC MEDIOINE fRA.DE mark Is especially rccom-TRADE mark. meuueu aa 1111 uu-fatllugcuroforhcm-Inal weakne8Hper inatorrhca, lmpo Icncy, and all disea ses, suchu.s Loss ot inemorv. Universal Ijibultude, Palu lu il.A llaiL' lilmoka J3010ra iluilBKul '"'on, ireuia-,f,0. a faturo old Age, and tiler lailnc, mnnv nttier ctucases that lead to Insanltr.Consumn. lion nulla Premature Oraie.all of which asarule am tlret caused by deviating from the path of nature and over lndulsri.ee. The sptcttlo Medicine Is the result of a life study and inuuy jearscf experience In treating thetie si clal dlseaws. Full particulars In our pa mphlels.whlcU wo desire to send free by mall to evtri one. Tim Ltv etnc M i dlclne Is sold by all Prunclsts at II per packige, or tlx pa ka?c for ti, or w ill bo sent by mall on rectipt 01 ino money uy aaaresMug THE OKAY MEDICINE CO., No. 10, Mechanic's Block, Detroit, Mich, Sold In Uloomsburg byC. A. Kletm, and by all uruggisui everywuerv. Harris c Ewlng, Wholesale Agents, lTlUburg bepb 0, is-u ImfM 4 H. T. HELMBOLO'S coMPoujsrr) FLUID EXTRACT PHARMACEUTIC? AL A SPECIFIC REMEDY FOR ALL DISEASES OP THE BLADDER & KIDNEYS For Debility, Loss of Memory, Indisposition to Exertion or Husi ne.,Bliortness of UroatliiYoubled with Thoughts of Diseiise.Diinness of Vision, Pain in tho Inck,Chest und Heitd, Hush of Hlood to tho Head, Pale Countenance and dry 8k in. If these symptoms are allowed to go on, very frequently Epilep tic Pits and Consumption follow. When the constitution becomes af fected it requires tho aid of an in vigorating medicine to strengthen and tone up the system which "Hclmbold's iiuchu" HOES IN EVERY CASE. HELMBOLD'S J3U01IU IS UNKQUAL.I5D By any remedy known. It Is preset lbed by tho most eminent physlclanall over tho world, In Rheumatism, SjMirmatorhoea, Neuralgia, Nervousness, Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Constipation, Aches and Pains, General Debility, Kidney Diseases, Liver Complaint, Nervous Debility. Epilepsy, Head Troubles, Paralysis, General 111 -Health, Spinal Discuses, Sciatica, Deafness, Decline, Lumbago, Catarrh, Nervous Complaints, Female Complaints, &u. Headache, Pain in the Should ers, Cough, Dizziness, Sour Stom ach, Eruptions, Bud Tasto in the Mouth, Palpitation of the Heart, Pain the region of the Kidneys, and a thousand other puinful symp toms are the ollspringsot dyspepsia. HELMBPLD'S 13UCHU Invigorate tlic Moinucti. And stimulates the torpid Liver, JJowels una Kidneys to healthy ac tion, in demising the blood of nil impurities, and imparting new life and vigor to the whole system. A(single trial will bequite suili- cient to convince tho most hesitat ing of its valuable remedial quali ties. PRICE $1 PER BOTTLE, Or Six lloIlR's lor $3. Delivered to any address free from observation. "Patients" may consult by letter receiving the same attention as by culling, by answering the following questions : 1. Ulvo your namo and poat-oDlco address, county und StaUi, and your nearest express oDlco t 3. Your age and sex 7 3. Occupation 7 4; Married or single 7 5. Height, weight, now and In health? 0. How long haio j ou been sick 7 7, Your complexion, color of hair and eyes 7 b. Have )ou a stooping or erect gait? 9. lteLUo without reservation all )ou know about jourca.se. Enclose ono dollar as consultation feo Your letter will then recelva our attention, and we win give you tho nature ot your disease and our candid opinion concerning a cure. Competent physlclaus attend Ui correspondents, All letters should bo addressed to Dispensatory, UI7, filbert street, Philadelphia, Pa. IX. T. HMilttBOLD, Druggist and Chemist, PHILADELPHIA, PA. som m'latvwuuuu Mucii t,li!l-ly BLOOMSBUUG, PA., Poetical. DER SHNjE. (Changed to tho Pennsylvania Dutch system of spelling ) YeU knmt dor slitiif, Dor slitiru, wcisa slmnc, Os wo do Engcliti cms ilertnu Os e ilcs Inwli Dps liluinicho Inwb Wo iluusct-wcls follt fitm innplo Imwm ob. Doli Ittimt ilcr ktiecht, Der lleisichl knrclit, Dar tliowfult n wenjly, tm mauclit olles rccht j Er sorrickt shun fro l'or's orrnnm fo ; Wnnti icr um do weng is sull'irM cs no. Gtick ytislit do fence ! Do olt pushta fence, Do pttshlii hen cuppa, de rigglo hen shwcnlz, Es oil shier datich Dcs hut nw sci sauch Un do Wrglin sin deckt, 's wocrd ollcs gous ilattch. Der olt nochber (ioot Mit seim hnrda hoot, D.rr lnuclit shun fun wcilcm or i goot tail moot ' .Sci deckel gelawda lm shnai bis ou'd wntida Kumt or shun so frcindlich tnit clirishU'ielio lUwta. Un gnck, do school kinncr, So greesa der winter, Helm slina'shtorm doll lnuchnsc gehti nw feel g'sliwintcr, Pa shpringa sich mecil Un wicrinos geblecd Un d'no wann so dort sin, singn so's lecd. My Anno kutnnit ts' shpringa Wo mine hicitz-Fcnln Klinga I So lvttmmt meincr inommy a tnctzcl-sotip brin' E i Der wind ynwgt do Huckn Dorrieh do gnldicho lucku Icb wet jusht lun nicer m 10 nw net fer' shruekn. THE CURSE OF EMPTY HANDS. J1V i:tlKX K RKXPOfiD. At dawn tho call was heard, And liity reapers slim d Along tho highway leading tu the wheat, ( ill renp with us V they said, I smiled nnd shook my head, 'Disturb 1110 not,' said I, 'my dreams nro sweet.' I sat with folded hands, And saw across the lands Tho waiting harvest shining 011 the hill : I heiiid tho reapers sing, Their songs of harvesting. And thought to go, but dreamed nnd waited still. Tho day nt last wns dono And homeward, 0110 bv one, The reapers wont, well laden ns they passed ; Theirs was 110 misspent day, No long hours dreamed nway In sloth, that turns to sting tho soul nt last. A reaper lingered nenr, 'Whnt !' cried he. 'Idle hero ? Where nro the shenvciyour hands have bound." Alas !' I made reply, 'I let tho day pass by Until too lato to work , I deemed tho hours away.' 'Oh, foolish ono I' ho said. And sadly shook his bend, 'The dreaming soul is in the wny of death. Tho harvest soon is o'er, Rouse up nnd dream no more I Act, for tho Summer fadelh liko a breath. 'What if tho master camo To-night, and called your name, Asking how many sheaves jour hands had made ? If nt tho Lord's commands You showed but empty lunula, Condemned, your dreaming soul would stand dismayed.' Filled with strange terror then, Lest chnnce come not again, I gought tho wheat fields while tho others slept 'Perhaps cro break of day, Tho Lord will como this way,' A voice kept saying till, with fear, I wept. Through nil the long still night, Among tho wheat fields white, I reaped and bound the sheaves of yellow grain. I dared not pauso to rest, Such fear possessed my breast, So for my dreams I paid the price in pain. Hut when tho morning broke And rested reapers woke, My heart leaped up as sunrise kissed tho lauds ; l'or camo ho soon or late Tho Lord ol the estato Would find me bearing not tho curso of empty hands. IjsQUlsiTlVHXEKi. Tho man who wants to know about things. Wo have all feeii him. Have nil 'been llicro,' as they say in the beautiful West. A dear son of Xew England having plied a uew comer in tho mining region of Nevada with every con ceivable, question as to why lie visited the gold region, his hopes, maiu prospects, etc. finally asked him if he had a family. 'Yes, sir, wns the reply, 'I have a wife and six children and never saw one 01 them. Then there was a brief silence, after which the bore commenced : 'Was you ever bliud Sir V 'No, sir. 'Did you marry a widow V No, sir.' Another pause. 'Did I uudeistnnd you to say that you bad a wife and six children living in New York and had never seen one of them?' 'Pact.' 'And haw can that be V 'Why, was the reply, 'one of them was bom after I left.' Editor1! Drawer in liar per'i .Vaya:iiiefor April. ' Melville Miunigor, confined In the Wilkesbarre jail for a year, has become in sane, believing that hols to bo hanged, lie begapiteously for a picachcrtoaid him with prayer, and is on his knees almost constantly to prepare for his end. When does the rain become too familiar with a lady? Whcu it begins to patter on her back. A great many years ago a poor beggtrboy explained his ragged appearance by observ ing : 'I have no money to buy new cloth ing, and mend I can't.' And his class hsvo been called mendicants ever since. Jloiloa 3'raMcript, FRIDAY, APB1L 4. Select Story. JIMMY AND JERRY. From The Churchman. 'If you'll shut tho door, Aunt Sadie, nnd won't light tho ga", and if you'll truly prom ise that you'll "iirrcr tell anybody, I'll sit here in tho comer by tho fireplace, whero you can't pa.slbly see tny face, and ltd I you all nbout It. That is, if vim are sure you won't forget ntul tell anybody j for I'm just ashamed of it ns ailinmrd ns If I'd stolen a bird's neat that lin l young Wrh in it, or told on n boy In school, or l.iipod the ba by or told mother n wrong story, nr .iny thing that's tho meanest, yo, just tho very meanest tiling a boy can possibly do. ' on don't believe it's anything very bad? Well, It just , Aunt S.ullo ; and before I get done, you seo if you couldn't say Jim my or .lerry'd make a great deal better nephew for such a nice aunt as you nre,tlian boy who could bo such a sneak ns 1 v. If I tell you every slnglo thing about it, I'll have to g'j away back to Inst umnicr, when Ponlo was a puppy, and Used to run away and go down to the mill-pond for a swim, and to bark at Iho ducks, like the silly thing ho was. Don't you remember how ho was always getting into scrapes, ntul coming home with tin-pans and corn cobs tied to his tail, and forgetting all about it Iho next day, nnd going back again 'I 'There is a very mean lot of boys living Around the mill. They aro always and lor everlastingly throwing stones at us boys, shouting all sorts of words after u, and trj 1113 to get up a fight, till last winter we boys gave up skating on the mill-pond. We weren't afraid of them, don't you go and think that, Aunt S.idle I Hut who wants to bo lighting tho street boys all the while? It takes up too much valuable time, when tho afternoons are so short after school. 'Hut dear me, that's getting a long way behind Pnnto, what wc did last winter, lint I do hate to begin, that's just tho truth of it. J lilt hero goes 1 Ono day, when the puppy went down to tho mill-pond, lliero were ever so many of the Mill-lane .mys around, nnd they threw sticks in the water for Ponto to swim after, and a pood many times, they pretended to throw them and didn't. 1 guess, till after a good while Iho puppy was beginning to get tired and swimming towards the shore, when Pat Liughlin, he's the very worst boy of nil came up, and says he That's Pert Hamilton's dog ; let's have some fun nnd drown him.' Pat Liiughlin don't like me any better than I liko him, and if I hadn't promised lather not to tight willi any boy again this winter I'd liko to Pleaso don't look at 1110 in that way, Aunt Sadie. It'sjtistas mamma does when she's sorry about some thing I've been d'ilng,..nd Pat omjht to have his head punched. You just nsk Fred. 'Of course the the other boys were all ready for tho fun, as Pat called it. I don't see any fun in killing a puppy. So part of tho boys ran around the other sido of tho pond, some stood on tho bridge, nnd some stayed where they had been in tho first place. On the other side is the dam, you know. Wheuever poor Ponlo tried to i.ind they beat him back with sticks and stones, till he was too tired to do anything but hold his nose abovo water, and Jerry says it wns dreadful to htnr him breatho. I was play ing ball down at Vim der Vechten's meadow, Jimmy and Jerry knew, because they had been looking through tho fence at us ou tueir way home mini school. 1 heard a great shouting, but there' always shouting down the mill-pond, so I didn't thini-any thing about it till Jimmy's brother, a little barelooted, raggtd boy rau up to me and panted out : 'Come, just ns quick as you can, they're killing your dog! Jimmy and Jerry are tryii g to tavo im, but they'll kill Jimmy Jerry too.' And then, oh my, hov he cried but he was such a little bit of a fellow, I don't think it's unyiwondcr, do you? I Used to cry myself when I was little. 'My I didn't I run I Auntie, did you ever seo me run when I am running very fast ? 1 just riuhed that afternoon, end all tho boys after me W hen we got to the pond, what do you think I saw ? Why, Jimmy helping Jerry out of the water with one hnud Jer ry had Ponto in his arms, you know and fighting off Pat nnd a wholo lot of other with tho other! 'It was altnosl up witli them, though and if we hadn't come just thou they'd have been back in the water 111 a minutc.all three of them, 'That was tiie day I camo homo with my thumb out ot joint, don't you remember? but could I stand by and sec other boys. boys that didn't know or care anything about my dog, trying to save him and not help them?' 'Wo drove Pat and the other boys off nway around the pond and into the lane, They never touched Ponto again. No, not all the rest of the summer, 'Jerry gave himself n shake in his wet clothes, just ns tho puppy shook himself.and looked so red ml uncomfortable, when I tried to tell him how obliged I was ubout Ponto, 'It ain't nothiu,' ho said ; 'I never could like to too anybody hurt a puppy or 11 cat -xever I Aim mere was one ol his eyes getting just as black as it could be, from a sloue Pat threw at him ; Jimmy's jacket was torn half way down his back, and guess his shoulder ached pretty badly from the way lie rubuea it. 'Hut they wouldn't let me givo them any thing, and Jerry looked real hurt when otl'ered him my new white-handled knife 'I didn't help the puppy for pay,' 1 said. 'Jimmy and Jerry livedown in Still-lane, they aro so poor j but they aren't a bit lik the other boys. 'Jimmy sings in our choir at St. John's, My I I wish I could sing r.a ho can I An Jerry's tho nicest hoy in sister Emma's class at the mission school. She told me to. Au they'ro uhvujs trying to help their mr '1 er. 'Their father's dead, yim know. So after they saved Ponto, father usfd to srud fo them to rako the paths and pick up apples aud mother said she'd rt great deal rallur have me go (Uhlng und nutting with Jimmy and Jerry than with n good many boys she knew of, 1'hey never say a single bad word Jimmy just as obliging, and nlways look ing out for his little brother, that ho don' get hurt and has a nice time; aul Jerry 'mjwiu.Mii'jumM.mj.iimMiwiil i u .mjumw 1879. nnws lots of funny stories nnd good okc. nud I just wish I could learn my leasons as quick ns ho can I 'Sometime I wish I'd never commenced oing to Mr. Harris's school, becatiso it was rier that I began to be mem to thnso two oys. 1 wns walking with Harry Allen one uy (ho's tho richest boy in our school, ou knosv, ridts to school every ny with a groom behind him, nnd has nil tho money ho wants, nnd he's only twelve.) 'ell, I was walking with htm, ntul wo met limmy and Jerry. Somehow I wished v niln't but they smiled and nodded, and of course I did, though thoy were very riigsjcd, and I did wish that Allen net 1 n't have nown they wero my friends. 'Who are thos,! cads,' ho said, 'grinning a, you ? And ten I told him how they bad saved Ponto's fe, and wouldn't take anything, nnd what Ice boys they were, he only laughed and said, 'Ilefore I'd bo seen speaking to such boys I What If they did savn your dog I lint was last pummer : I wottlJn't speak to them now, If I was you.' Aunt Sadie, nflcr that I used to try not to see Jimmy and .Ter ry when any of .Mr. Harris's boys were with mo and I couldn't begin to tell you how many times I'yo dodged around .1 corner or lown as ally so as not to meet them. It akes me ho,, all over now to think of it. 'You know Turner's hill, Auntlo ? What ilendld coasting there always is down there he never there Is roasting anywhere I And lough there's been good skating all winter. lliero wasn't 11 speck of .1 chance for a sled till Wednesday morning. Wasn't I pleisod hen I woko up and found it snowing I here was my new sled, such n primo one, that father gavo mo on Christmas, never'd een nut of tin hou'e yst. Didn't I just urry it out after breakfast, though 1 'It was just the right kind of snow. Soft and lots of it, and coming down nil the time reut (limbic, handfuls. Ilefore school was out It cleared up and was freezing hard, nnd didn't tako us boys very long to tn.iko a beautiful track-down the Llll after wo got icrc. 'I'd only been down tho hill three times plendid slides (hey were, because tho I'.indcer goes like .1 bird,) and was just iirting up again, when who should I see landing close together at the top of tho hill but Jimmy and Jerry, smiling, and look'ng uxiotis to have me see them. They did 00k dreadfully poor, Aunt S.ulie ; they aren't any overcoats, and their pantaloons ere patched in two or threo dlftercnt placet, hey had old tippets around their necks, and their caps were so ragged ; but they lokcd just as happy as if they'd been liar- iV lien in his fur-lined overcoat nnd teal skin cap nud gloves. In a minute I re- embercd how they came tob.i there. 'One day in the full when I was off nut ting with them, we began to ti'1: about iding down-hill and tho boys sul tl ' ,- ad always wished for a sled, but they didn't upposo they'd ever have one, and that al most all tho slides they'd over had were on if ces of boards and barrel stavos. I said I thought it was a real shame ; and then I went on : 'Now, boys, you remember the ery first time it's good coasting next winter ou come over to Turner's hill. I'll bo there; nd we'll tako turn's with my sled turn and turnabout regularly and seo if wo won't ave some fun. .AW don' t you forget 1' 1 ho boys promised not to ; and sure enough, there thoy were, and there I was. 'What do you think I did, Auntie ? Kept my promise.? Hut I didn't. I sneaked away IV on iho other sido of tho hill, and pre tended not to seo them at all. Allen had told the other boys about my friends in Mill- ;ine, and I didn't want to have them see me speaking to them. Itut do vou think I nd n goo.l time ? 'I felt hot and mean and uncomfortable every limo I caugiit a flutter of Jerry's tip- fct, or saw how disappointed and surpri-ed they looked when I didn't notice them. 'Once I fell oil my sled, half-way down tho hill, and rolled down tho rest of the way, bumping my head every turn. I saw ten million stars before I got to the bottom, and was lying there trying to make up my mind where I wa, when Jimmy nnd Jerry ante running down, and Jimmy says, 'Are ou hurt? Shall I help you up?' And Jimmy says, 'Shall wo draw you up tho hill? We d just as leaf as not,' 'What do you think I did ? This is the meanest thing thing of all, Auntie. 1 just ulled tho sled-ropo away from Jerry, and never even looked at them when I growled out,' 'You leave my sled alouo I' aud raced olt'up the hill. When I lnoktd around ngain the) wero gone, and awny down South street I could eo them walking slowly away, with their caps down over their eyes never say- ng 11 word to one another. I thought I was going to have a good lime after t)i:y were gone. I did shout and augh and try hard to ; but somehow my stomach ached, I guess, nud I couldn't help thinking about how disappointed tho buys had looked j and don't jou remember you wondered how I camo to get home so early, and what made mo so cross ? '1 couldn't get to sleep for ever and ever so long. I was awake when mamma came up stalls, aud then 1 couldn't stiuid it any longer, so I called her, und she sat ou the bod while I told her all about it, she was just as sorry as I was. W e made up our niiuds w list I'd better do, and then I felt u great deal belter. Isn't it funny how much better a boy feels when he has told, aud said he's sorry ?' Hut this afternoon, when I went around after school to look fur them, tho mean feei ng came back again wheu I saw Allen and two or three boys taking tho short cut through Mill-luue lu the hill, aud nit I said to Jimmy and Jetry was, 'Hoys, don't you want to tako my sled for u littlo while ?' in stead of aaklug them to came willi me, in mother thought I'd better, They lonkul real pleased t first.nnd then Jimmy shook his head and said, 'You don't waut us to talk to you any morel I guess wo'd rather not borrow your sled, think je.' 'They never waited for me to say another word, but ran away arouud the corner of the Ijiic, and I saw Jerry rub his eyes with the cud of his old tippet, 'Did I have a good timo sliding after thai? So, I didn't. I felt so mean. Mamma said 1 felt as if I win a coward, and I guess 1 did. .hut as if I'd slapped tho baby, when she a too little to slap buck. 'You can light tho gas now If you waut in, Aunt bailie. I'm gomg lo bed, Borne how I didn't feel like doing anything but Selling you about my trouble. Hut to-mor-row afternoon I'm yoimj to find Jimmy and Jtriy, aud they'ro ijoimj to slide down Tur ner's lane with me ou my tied, if all the the boys in town are there. I'm just going THE COLUMBIAN, VOL. XIII, NO.li COI,UMIIlAni5MOUIIAT,VOI,.XUT, NO. show them that not ashamed to do lt,nnd that I don't forget how they saved Ponlo, just ai suro as tny name's Pert Hamil ton I' Tho next evening as the supper bell rang, Bert's Aunt Sadlo slood In tho parlor win dow smiling nnd nodding at Pert himself, who was smiling nnd nodding back again ns ho stowed his sled away ou the pizza for tho night. To hor soft 'Had n nico time, dear, this afletnnim ?' ho answered with a real boy's hug, nnd said : 'I guess we did 1 and I didu't mind It a single bit after the first time. Harry Allen turned up his nose, nnd said something about 'cads ;' but who cares for him ? And tho other boys liked Jimmy and Jerry ever so much, and every one of them asked them to try their sled). So they had moro sleds than any ono else, and they're coming again to-morrow. Oh, wo had a splendid time, and I havn't n speck of pain anywhere. It pays don't it to do what you inow you ought to?' A KAIHIlCAli LEGEND. Tin: stop.y or tup. blacksmith. And it came to pass, when Solomon, tho son of David, had finished the Temple nt Jerusalem, that he prepared a feast for his craftsmen, and spread tho tables with tho fatness of the land, and with the wino nnd corn and oil thereof, And the peat of the king was apart on n raised dais facing the land of the (able, nnd the two famous pillars of bronze, with their beautiful capitals of lilies, pomegranates and delicate network, stood, one on his right hand and the other on his left, and tho lin tel thereof was ns a canopy over the brad of the king. And Solomon had also prepared a teat of honor, nnd set it ou his right bund, ready for that craftsman who might bo pronounced most worthy among nil who wrought in building the house of tho Lord. And when nil wn ready, he called unto him his chief architects and master-overseers, and the head artificers who were cuu ning workers in gold and silver, in bronzo and ivory, and in wood and stone, yen, all who hud labored in building tho Temple of tho Most High, and he said unto them. 'Como now with me and partake of the f.vit which I linvo prepared. Stretch forth your bands ; rat, drink and be merry. The s'sillo l artificer is worthy of honor. Is not the laborer worthy of his biro ? Muzzhj not the ox that treaiUth out the corn upon the threshing floor.' And when Solomon and hi', guests had ar rived at the place of tho feast, they beheld a man, clad lu the garb and covered witti tbo soil of labor, seated in the chair of hon or not yet awarded. And the king waxed vrith, and said, 'What manner of man art u u ? by comest thou unseemly and un bidden to our feast, whero none are invited save the chief workers on tho Temple ?' And the man answered and said, 'Pleaso you, I came not unbidden. Was it not pro claimed that this day the chief workmen of the Temple dino with the kiug ? Therefore I come.' iVnd when tho man had thus spoken, tho guests talked with each other, and he who craved the cherubim spake aloud ami said, This fellow is no sculptor. J know him not,' And ho 'who inlaid tho roof with pure gold said, Neither is he of those who work n refined metals.' And he who wrought in raising the walls said, 'Ho belongs not witli thoso who are cutters of stone.' And one who laboied in shaping the tim bers for the roof said,' Wo who nro cunning in cedar wood.and know the mystery of join ing strange timbers together, know him not. He is not of us.' Then 'tnid King Solomon, 'How sayest thou now 1 Wherefore should I not have thee plucked by the beaid, scourged with iC scourge and stoned with stones, even unto death ?' Hut tho man was nowise daunted, and lie rose from the seat, and came to whero the wino was set, and took up a cup of the wine and raised it high and spake aloud, saying 'Oh king I live forever I' ho then drank long until the cup was emptied. lie now returned to the seat and spako to the guests who had rebuked him, and said unto tho chief of the carvers in stone, 'Who made the instruments with which you carve?' And he answered, 'The Blacksmith.' And to the chief workers in wood ho said, 'Who made the tools with which yon felled the cedars of Lebanon, and shaped them lu to pillars and roof for the Temple?' And he also answered, 'The Blacksmith ' Then he spake to the artificer in gold and ivory und precious stones, saying, 'Who fashioned theinstruments which you wrought beautiful ornaments for my lord the king ?' And he too made answer the same, 'The Blacksmith.' Then said the man to Solomon, 'Heboid, 0 king I lam he whom, when men deride, they call me Blacksmith, but when they would honor me they call me Son of the I'orge. These craftsmen say truly that I am not of them. I nm their superior. Without my labor Grst, their labor could not be. Tho great Tubal Cain, whom all men honor, taught those who in turn taught me my han- dicraft,and the mighty Yulcau who wrought iu firo and smoke and sweat, as I do, was it not deemed fitting he should have even the Queen of Beauty for his wife ?' 'Son of the Forgo,' said Solomon, 'I too honor thee, thou worthy successor of the great master. Tubal Cain, Take thou this seat at my right hand prepared fjr the viosl worlhv. It is thy due.' Thus it came to pass at the feast of Solo- men, the wise king of Isreal, and from that time forth the smiths were held in high es teem, aud greatly increased aud multiplied in all lands.' 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Itt the. courre of a sermon to children in Westminster Abbey, Dean Stanley told the following storyof an Edinburgh street arab: Not long ngo, In Edinburgh, two gentlemen were standing at the door of a hotel one t very cold day, when a littlo hoy with b thin blue face, his feet bare and red with the cold, and with nothing to cover him but a bundlo of rags, camo and said! "Please, sir, buy some mutches.' 'No, don't want any,' the gentleman said. 'But they are only a penny a box,' tho poor littlo fellow plead, ed. 'Ye, but you seo we don't want a box the gentleman said again. 'Then I will gle ye two boxes for a penny,' tho boy sai i at last, and so to get rid of him, the gentleman who tells tho story, says, '1 bought a box ; but then I found I had no change. So I said, 'I will buy a box to-morr-,v.' 'Oh, do buy them to-night, if you please,' the boy pleaded again j 'I will run and get yer tho change, for I am verra hungry.' So I gavo him the shilling, aud he started away. I waited for him, but no boy came. Then I thought 1 had lost my shilling; stilt there was that in tho boy's face I trusted, and I didn't Itko to think bad of him. Late in the evening 1 was told a hoy wanted to seo me ; when he was brought in I found it was a smaller brother of the boy that got my shil ling; but If possible, still moro poor and rnggod and poor and thin. He stood a mo ment diving into his rags as if he was seek ing something, nud then he said, 'Are you Ilia gentleman that bought the matches frae bundle?' 'Yes.' 'Weel, then, here's four pence out o' yer shilling ; Sandle cannot come; ho's very ill ; n cart ran overbim and knocked him down, and he lost his bonnet uud his matches and your seven-pence, and both his legs aro broken, and the doctor says he'll die, a.' And then, putting the four penco on the table, the pour child broke doiwi .Into great sobs. So I fed the little man, and I went witli him to see Sandle. I found the two little things lived alonc.thcir father and mother beingdead. Poor Sandie was lying on a buudlo of shavings. lie knew mo as toon as I got in, and said i 'I got tho change, sir, and was coming back ; and then the horse knocked me down, and both my legs were broken ; and oh, Keuby t little Keuby I I um sure I am dying, and who will tako of you when I am gone T What will ye do, lteuby ?' Then I took hli hand, and said I would always take care of Reuby. He understood me and had just strength to look up as if to thank me ; and ihu light w tiil out of his blue i-yes.' FLOURS AND CAlll'ETS. There is a strong protest offered in differ ent ways and flora various sources, against our loiigwtablishcd practice of making poor Uoors, with the design of keeping them cov ered witli carpets stretched and fitted to ev ery part, aud carefully tucked down. Car pets in daily use cannot bo kept clean except by very frequent beating, and they do much toward corrupting theairby retaining im pure gases, hiding the finest, most penetra ting dust in their meshes and underneath them, and by giving off particles of fine wool into the atmosphere, with other dust, as they are swept or walked upon. There is a de mand far better floors, not necessarily inlaid or mosaics, of dillerent kinds of precious wood, but made double, of strong seasoned wood, that will not shrink or warp (spruce, however well seasoned, is almost sure to warp), and then carefully finished, so as to bo durable and easily cleaned. Carpeted lloors seom a relief to the housekeeper when ouce the carpets are procured and fitted to iho rooms and tacked down, because they do not show the dirt as the bare floor does. But oh I when they do get full of dust I And when house-cleaning time comes, and they must be taken up aud shaken and whipped as they well deserve 1 With warmly-made lloors aud large warm rugs, couldn't we do without these abominations even in winter? Certainly our rooms would be cooler and sweeter without them in summer. But in that case we must take more pains with our floors, and we must have something better than the common uupainted ones. Oiled lloors aro better liked than thoso painted, oven for kitchens. Women find they can oil their lloors thenuelves, and many a kitch en tloor has, within a few years, been made comfortable and descent in that way. Boiled linseed oil is used, and two or three coats are put ou one after another, as fast as they are dry. Floors of alternate boards of different kinds of wood are pretty for somo rooms, aud sometimes a bolder made iu this way, with diagonal stripes, bordered by a straight board on each side, of wood of two kinds laid in checks or diamonds, is very satisfactory. These bordered rooms areespeclallydesigu ed for parlors, or rooms whero a heavy bor dered carpet or large rich rug is inteuded to merely cover most of the floor, leaving margin of about two feet around the edges a carpet which can often be carried out and shaken free from dust. Oiled floors do tu t need hard scrubbing, likeuapainted iloors.but simply agood wash ing with warm (not hot) water, often chang ed as you go over it. Strong suds of course will gradually remove the oil with which you havo carefully filled the pores. Grease spots do not have the same effect as upon an unpalnted or unoiled floor, which must be kept free from grease- in order to look well, for now you have it greased all over ; what ever grease gets on it now, that cannot be scraped or wiped up, may be thoroughly rubbed in. American Agriculturitt, Koyai. PiiEiiouATivis. One of the old est cu-toms or prerogatives in regard to fish was in the lime of Henry I, the right to what are now termed 'royal,' but which were formerly called 'great' fish, namely, the stur geon and the whale. 'Of sturgeon' says the royal autocrat, caught in our lands tic) no we will that it shall he ours, saving to the finder his costs and expenses. Of whales, so fouud, we will that the head shall be ours, and the tall our consort's.' Wife dis crimination, for the brad was considered the daintiest part, the tongue being a lonne iou che. Fishermen would oiler as their costli est gift to the Church, a whale's tongue, and it was, no doubt, highly relished by the ec clesiastics, for William the Conqueror gave yearly grant of one totho monks of Murmou tier. All the Year Hound. II the gun that John Ouyer of Westport, Conn , fired iu his hen house fur thieves had been aimed a little lower.jor his son had been a little taller, tho consequence would have been more serious than the riddling of a hat. i 1. v 1 Mi! '71 1