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BLOOMS BURG, PA., FRIDAY , APRIL 12. 1878. THE COLUMBIAN, VOL. XTI, NO. H COLUMBIA DEMOCRAT, VOL. XL1I, NO. BS m Columbia County Official Directory. President Judge-William Elwcll. Associate Judgcs-I. K. Krlckbaum, P. L. Shuman. Vrothonotary, Ac II. rrank Zarr. Court Stcnographer-S. N. Walker. Register K llouorilor Williamson II, Jacoby, District Attorney -tolm M. Clark, Sheriff-John W, llorfman. Surveyor Isaac Hewitt. Treasurer-l)r. II. W. Mcllcynolds. Ornimlsiloners-Jolin llcrncr, H. w. Mcnenry, Joseph Sands. .... Commissioners' cierk-Wllllam Krlckbaum. Atidltors-M. V. H. Kline, .1. n. Casey, E.li. Brown. Coroner-Charles cl.Mnrphr. Jurv Commissioners Kll Hobblns, Thcodoro . Uuiintv Superintendent William II, Snyder. llloam Pour lltstrlct-Plrcitors-n,, 8. Ent, Scott, Ym. Kramer, Iiloomsburg and Thomas Iteecc, deott, Secretary. Bloomsburg Official Directory. President or Town CouncU-I). Lowenbcrg. Clerk-W. Wirt. ... . chief ot Pollen M. C. Woodward. President of (las Company S. Knorr. Secretary 0. W. Miller. Bloomsburg lianklng company John A.Funston, President, II, II. uro'z, Cashier. First National limit Charles It. l'axton, President Ji 1. Tustln, cashier. . ....... Columbia County Mutual Saving Fund and Loan Assoeliiilon-lJ. II. Lltilo, President, u. W.JIiller, Hecretury, Bloomsljurg Building and Saving Fund Association -Win. Peacock. President, J. II. Itoblson, secretary. Bloomsburg Mutual Saving Fund Association J. J Brewer, President, C. (1. Barkhy, Secretary. CIIUKC1I DIRECTORY, atrrisr ciiCKCit. rtov. J. r. Tustln, (Supply.) Sunday Servlces-lutf a. m. and t p. m. U,ii,,l. ., Unl.rwtl n m. Prayer Meetlng-Every Wednesday evening at Jf Sjats free. The public are invited to attend. ST. MATTUKW'S LUTHERAN CUCKCH. Mlnls-er-ltev. o. O. S. Marclay. Sunday Services lojtf a. m. and la p. m. Unnrlni. Hlinnl A (1. In. I'raver Meet Ing Kvery Wednesday evening at in CIOCK. Scats free. No pews rent ed. All are welcome. PrtRSBYTKRlANCnURCn. Mlnlstcr-Bev. Stuart Mitchell. Sunday Services in a. in. and Btf p. m. Prayer Meeiing-Evcry Wednesday evening at BJf O'CIOCK. seals free. No pews rented, strangers welcome, MKTIIOmST EPISCOr AL CUURCH. Presiding Elder Hev. N. S. Buckingham. Minister Kev. H. L. smyser. Sunday Services Mys and OX ? m. Bible Class-Kverv Monday evening at Jf o'clock. Voting Men's Prayer Meoilng-Every Tuesday e7enlng at v o'clock. tlencral Prayer Mcetlng-Kvcry Thursday evening 7 O'CIOCK. HKFORMRD CnCRClt. Corner of Third and Iron streets, pastor Itev. (1. I. ourley. itesldenco Central Hotel. Sunday Servlces-iox a. m. and I p. m. Sunday school 9 a. m. Prayer Meeting Saturday, T p. m. All aro invited There is always room. ST. taul's cuCRcn. Hector ItcV L. Zahner. Sunday services lux a- Hi., IX P Sunday School 9 a. m. ,,. iinrio.ln thn rannth. Tlnltf Communion. Services preparatory to Communion on Friday evening Dororo ino si ounuuy m i-w.it iuwu.u. Powa rented; but everybody welcome. KVAN0EI.1CAL CHURCH. rresldlng Blder-Hev. A. L. lteeser. Minister Hev. J. A. Irvine. Sunday service 3 p. m., in tho Iron street Church. mi er Meeting Every Sabbath at 2 p. m. All are Invited. All aro welcome. TltKCHCRCH OK CHRIST. t(nn.a in iih. mtin itrtrv cimtT.h on the hill." kiiowu a.s tho Welsh Baptist Church-on Hock street "'ucgular meeting for worship, every Lord's day af- seats free ; and the public aro cordially invited to attend. ' llLOOMSWJKG DIKECTOKY. JJE11VEY K. SMITH, ATIUltn JS Y-A T-LiA w, Office In A. J. Evan's Niw Buildiii, ULOoMRiiunn. I' A. Member ot Commercial Law and Bank Collection As sociation. Oct, it, TT-M :7-ItiLIAM DRY80N, ATTOUNEY-AT-LAW, Fob 19, It. Centralis,.!. c. W.MILLEU, ATTOItNEY-AT-LAW. onice In Brower's building, second floor, room No, 1, Bloomsburg, r. V. II, Abbott, W. II. ItniwN, ABBOTT & KHAWN, Attorneys-at-Law. CATAWISSA.PA. Pensions obtained. dee t, Tl-ly VEGETINE WILL CUiti; RHEUMATISM. Mr, Alsbrt Crooiir, tho well-known druggist I andnpothecary of Sprlngttlle, Me, always adMses r.urj uuu muuui(;u n 11.11 luieuuiull.MU lu iry tt'Ke- ttno. Ilonil HIS Statement. SrRiKOVILtn, Mi. Oct. 19, 136. Mr. II. It. Ftevens: IKuir Sir. Fifteen vnftrs nirn lust, fall t wfl tjibnn sick with rheumatism and as unnhlo to move until tho nest .sprll. From that tlmo until threo ears ago this fall I suffered everything with rheumatism, sometimes there would lie weeks at ntlmo that I could not step ono step! these nttacks werequitn ottn. I suffered everjthlng that a m.in could, mer iirce jeans ajjo last Fiinng i enminenceu HiKing ties ; have no rheumatism slneethat time. I always U certain that tho two were present when wllinDTiriJUUU MUU IS II tMlUlt'll " 1 Ul I 1IUU lllll ll-lll to try Vegetlne. and not suffrr for j pars as I have uuoc. una siaiement is gratuiious as laras.Mr. Stevens Is concerned. Yours, c to., ai.iieut cnooKr.n. Firm of A, Crooker & Co., Druggists and Apotheca ries. MISCELLANEOUS. Ma, II, 11. Stbtkns ! II 0 AV E L L, DENTIST. Ofllco In llartman's Block, second floor, corner iv. on, ,,ij iiaiiKiiii-i, inu.'i inn iuk ii severe ul Uck of Whooping Cough, was left tn a feeble state fully Main and Market Streets, May so 1y, BLOOMSBUItO, PA. of health. Being advised bv a friend she tried the that fell from venerable lins when tlipv left ecctlne. and after ustnir a few bottles wn.sruiiv re-I . . siurea 10 neauu. . i hum- iieen a great nmicrer rrom itncumatism. 1 -pt- ot l u di . - .. i have taken several bottles of tho v eetine ror this en 1'leeco nn Accidental Slopes.causeu many complalnt.an1 1 am happy to siy It hasentlrely cured t0 burst into tears." The nearer facta that me. p SI. DRINKER, GUN and.LOCKSMITII. Sewing Machines and Machinery ot all kinds re paired. OriRA IIousi Building, Bloomsburg, Pa. with the same good results. Itlsa great cleanser many of these spectators were orphans, that and nurtnpr of t he hlr trif It Is ntntinnt intnL-nnnH I ' ' vuu vurciiuuj' ii-iuuiiueiiu It, JAMES MOUSE, SM Athens street. RbcumatlNiii REA8 BROWN'S INSURANCE AGEN CY, Exchange Hotel, Bloomsburg, Pa. iGtna, Ins Co., ot Hartford, Connecticut., Capital. . S.SOO.000 Liverpool, London and Olobe ft),wio,ouo Koyal of Liverpool... is too.oou Lancanshtro 10,0oo,( 00 Fire Association, Philadelphia 1,100,000 Farmers Mutual ot DanvUle 1.000.000 DanvBle Mutual T-,000 Home, New York. . 5,oo,ooo iso.Bsi.ono As the agencies are direct, policies aro written for t he insured wltnout any delay in the office at Blooms- uurif. March M.'TT y F. IIAUTMAN RBPRESINTfl thk followino AMERICAN INSURANCE COMPANIES: Lycoming of Muncy Pennsylvania. orth American of Philadelphia, fa h ranklln, of " " Pennsylvania of " Farmers of York, Pa. Hanover of New York. Manhattan ot " Office on Market Street No. e, Bloomsburg, Pa, oct, s, 'll-ly. OATAWISSA. Ty M. L. EYERLY, ATTOItN KY-AT-LAW, caUwlsu, Pa. collections promptly made and remitted. Office oyposito uaiawiasa ueposit uui. .m-. SCIIOOI, ORDERS, bTanV, just printcil and neatly bound in small books, ou hand and for sale at the Columbian office. "OLANK DEEDS, on ParcTimint and Linen !" Paper, common and for Administrators, Execu tors and trustees, for sale cheap at the Columbian omce, "TiTARRIAGE CEItTIllCATr-Sjnst printed 11 and for sale at the Columbian Office. Mlnls er.sof tho (lospcl and Justices Bhould supply them selves Willi ineso necussiiry lu tii;i;a. JUSTICES antl Constables' Fee-bills for sale at tho Columbian office. They contain the cor rected fees as established by the last Act ot tho Ug Mature upon the subject. Every Justice and con stablo should have ono. 0. L. KACB. JNO. K FKVMIIR. COAB. B. X0WARD8. WM. R. HAGEKBUCH, WITH Huub, Frj-mler 4c, Edwardi, (Successors to Benedict Dorseyc Sons, Ml Market sirceu importers ana aeaiers in CHINA, GLASS AND QUEENSWAEE, 23 Market Street, Philadelphia, Constantly on hand Original and Assorted Packages June w, 17-ly Y ENDUE NOTES just jirintcd and for sale cheap at tho Columbian office CLOCKS, WATCHES, fcC. c E. SAVAGE, Dealer in Clocks, Watches and Jewelry, Main St., Just below tho Central PROFESSIONAL CAI10S. CO. BARKLEY, Attorney-at-Law. Office , in Brower's building, 2nd story, Booms 48. yAINWRIGHT A CO., 1'niuon.rntA, Dealers In TEAS, SYIIUI'S, COFFEE, SUGAIt, MOLASSES, RICE, bPICES, SICABB SOPA, tC.t &C. N. E. Corner Second and Arch streets. reorders will receive prompt attention. DR. W clan. :ts. WM. M. RE11ER, Surgeon and I'hysi- omco b. corner hock ana .Market rll. EVANS, M. D., Surgeon anil I'hysi . clan, (Offico and Itesldenco on Third street, corner Jefferson. B. McKELVY, M. D., Surgeon and Phy sician, north side Main street, below Market. B. ROB1SON, Attorney-at-Law. In llartman's building. Main street. OOice ROSENSTOCK, Photographer, , Clark wolf's store, Main street. MISCELLANEOUS. D AVID LOWENBEBG, Merchant Tailor Main St., above central Hotel. Orangoville Academy. REV.C. E. CANFIELD,A.M.,Principal, It you want to patronize a FIRST CLASS SCHOOL, WIlEltE IiOAltD AND TUITION ARE LOW, give us a trial. Next term begins MONDAY. APBIL 15,1878 For information or catalogue apply to THE PRINCIPAL, July 87, Jt-ly OrangevUlo, Pa. S. KUHN, dealer in Meat, Tallow, etc., a ceuiro street, Detween econu ana -inira. BUSINESS CARDS. E. WALLER, Attoi'noj-at-Inw. Inerea:e cf renders ctttincd, Collcctlcns made, Office, becond door from let National Dank. BLOOMSBUItO, I'A. Jan, 11, im T"R. J. C, RUTTER, PHYSICIAN SUROEON, Office, North Market street, Mar.!7,T4 Bloomsburg, Pa. s AMUEL KNORR. AT T 0 II K E Y-A T-L A W, BLOOMSBUItO, I'A. Office, llartman's Block, corner Main and Market Directs N U. FUNK, Attor noyat-Law. Increase, of Tensions Obtained, Collections Made. BLOOMSBUItO, TA. Office In Columbian BntniKd. I. L. RAB11, PRACTICAL DENTIST, Main Street, onnoslta Kntsconal Church. Blooms. burg, 1'a. tv Teeth extracted without pain, aug 4, It.ly. B KOCKWAYAKUVELL, Hi m m m ATTORKEYS-A T-L A W, COLUMBIAN BUILDIXCI, BlOOI&SbUrg, 1'i. Members ot the United states Law Association. Collections made In any part ot America or Europe Q R. cV W. J, BUCK A LEW, Al luitnniD-Ai-wxrt, Bloomsburg, Pa. Ofllco on Main Street, first door below Court House R F. it J. M. CLARK, ' ATTOttNKYS-AT-LAW Bloomsburg, I'a, Office In Enfs Building. O P. BILLMEYER, ' ATTORNEY AT LAW, Orrira Adjoining C. II, t W. J. Buckilew. Bloomsburg, 1'a, E.1 X. II, UTTU. 0T. UTTLX. H. & R. B. LITTLE, ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW, Bloomsburg, I'a. I BrButUcsa before me U. 8. latent Offloe attended w.onice intueuoiuiubun uuuoinc. Select Story. BKET HARM'S LATEST. TWO SAINTS Or THE I'OOT'IIILI.S. It never was clearly tscertained how lonR thty had been there, Tho first settler of Hoiigh-anil-llcady ono L'jw, playfully 'known to his f.unllUrs hs " The Poor Indian" -declared that the s.ilnls v,erc nfure his timo and occupied n cabin in thu North Fork'. It VEGETINE Hum i:iilli'cl.v Cured .11c. Boston, Oct, IStO. the water was first turned on tho Union Dilch, nnil then anil there received the des ignation nf Daddy Diiwney nnd Mammy Doiwiey, which they kept to tho last. As they tottered toward the refreshment tent, they were welcomed with the greatest enthu sitisin by tho boys ; or, to borrow tho more refined language nf the "Union Recorder," "Their gray hairs and bent figure, recal ling as they did, the happy paternal eastern homes ttf tho spectator", antl tho blessings In a DIseiiNo at' (lie Ulooil. Tho blood. In lilts dlsea.se. Is found In nnntntn nn excess of nbrln. Vegetlne acts byconicrtlngthe a few were unable to establish any legal parentage whatever, that others had enjoyed a Slate's guardianship nnd discipline, and that a majority had left their paternal roofs without any embarrassing preliminary form ula, were mere passing clouds that did not Palmetto resturant pushed away ono of Mam my Downey'a pies with every expression of dlagust and dissatisfaction. At this juncture Whisky Dick, considerably affected by his favorito stimulant, approached the stranger's table, and, drawing up n chair, sat uninvited licforo him, "Mebbce, young man," he began gravely, "ye don't like JIammy Downey's plesf " The stranger replied curtley, and lu some astonishment, that he did not as n rule, "eat pie." "Young man,'1 continued Dick, with drunken gravity, "mebbeo you're accustom ed to Cliarlott rusks and blue mange; mobbee ye can't eat unless your grub is got up by one o' them Freucli cooks? Yet wo us boys yar in this camp calls that pie a good coru-pe-tent pie I" The stranger again disclaimed anything but a general dislike of that form of pis try. "Young man," continued Dick, utterly unheeding tho explanation, "young man, mebbee you onct had nn ole a very ole mother, who, fettering down tho vale o' years, made files. Mehhee, and it's like your blank epicurean soul, yo turned back on the pics, and on her! She that dandled yo when yo W07. n baby, a little baby ! Mebbee yo went back ou her, nnd shook her and played offon her, and gave her away dead away 1 And now, mebbee, young man I wouldn't hurt yo forthe word, but mebbee, afore ye leave this yar table, ye'll cat that pie I" The stranger rose to his feet, but the muz excess or norm, vegetlne acts by com erttng tho "","". men, iiuiiiuk uus umi uiu noi Wood from its diseased condition ton healthy circu- dim the golden imacerv of tho writer From zle of a dragoon revolver in the unsteady latlon. Vegetlne reguhtestho bowels which Is very , , E"'ue" imagery oi tno w ruer. 1 rom h , fWhl l ni t n,wi i,im ,,,.!, Important Tn this complaint, one bottte of vegetlne that day tho Saints were adopted as histori- "anils ot Whisky Dick, caused him to Ht Will f'lVn rpllnf. lillt. In pfTnol n nnrmntinnt ntin, II . . ' J l TT 1- I. - 1 1.t will glvo relief, but to effect a permanent euro It must be taken regularly, and may tako several bot tles, especially In cases of lonjr standing. Veiretlne Is sold by all druggists. Try It, and your verdict will bo the same: as that ot thousands before you, who sav, "I never found so much relict as from the use oi vegetlne," wntcn is composed exclusively of uurKS, ruuia uuu uerus, be thankful tor his zealous',' aire and econo my, A few, I think, sulTered in noble si lence, rather tnan bring the old man's Infir mity to public notice. And so with this honor of Daddy and Mammy tho days of the miners were long and profitable In the land of the foot-hills. Tho mines yielded their abundance, the winters were singularly open, and yet there was no drouth nor fack of water, and peace and plenty smiled nn the Slrrean loot hills, from their highest sunny upland to the trailltiguWa of wild oats and poppies. If a certain superstition got abroad among tho other camps, connecting the fortunes, of Rough-and-Ready with Daddy and Mammy it was a gentle, harmless fancy, and was not, I think, altogether rejected by the old peo ple. A certain large, patriarchal, bountiful manner, of lato visible in Daddy, and the Increase of much white hair and beard, kept up the poetic illusion, while Mammy, day by day, grew mnro like somebody's fairy godmother. An attempt was made by a ri val camp to emulato these paying virtues of reverence, nnd an aged mariner was procur ed from the Sailor's Snug Harbor In San Francisco, on trial. But the unfortunate seaman was more or less diseased, was not always presentable, through a weakness for ardent spirits, and finally, to use the power ful idiom of one of his disappointed foster children, "up and died in a week, without slinging ary blesgin'." But the vicissitude readies old and young alike. Youthful Rough-and-Ready and the Saints had climbed to their meridian to gether, and it seemed fit that they should together decline. Tho firvt shadow fell with the immigration to Rough-and-Ueady of a second aged pair. The landlady of the In dependence Hotel had not abated her ma levolence toward the SainU, and had im- a traveling varietyjtroupe, then performing in the town. The result of the visit was briefly told by Dick. 'Well, sir, we went in, and I sot the old man down in a front seat, and kinder propped him up with some other of tho fellers around him, and there he sot cz silent and awful cz the grave. And then that fancy dancer, Miss Grace Somer set, comes in, and dcrn my skin, If the old man didn't git to trembling and fidgeting all over as she cut thempidgin wings. I tell ye what, boys, men is men, way down to their boots whether' they're crazy or not I Well, ho took on so that I'm blamed If at last that gal hertclf didn't notice him I and she tips suddenly and blows him a kiss so I with herjfingers I' Whether, this narration were exaggerated or not, it Is certain that old man Downey Poetical. ONLY ONCE. You ask me, lovo, how many times I think of you each day t I frankly answer, only once, And mean Just what I say. You look surprised and somewhat hurt ; Hut listen to try rhyme : How can one do moro than onco What one does all the time 1 FIVE. "But a week Is so long I" he said, With a toss of his curly bead inn tvn ltirrt. fAiir. nw. ulr. RPVPn t every succeeding night of the performance I stita whole aays I Why, tn six, you know was a spectator. That he may have aspired I (Yotfealdltyourseif-youtoidmeBo,) l, mnr H,.n il.i , ..i.t . .1... The treat Ood up In heaven . . ....... ""sf " Made aU the earth and the seas and ekles. two later in tlie lonowing incident. A number Tne trees and the birds and tho butterflies I of the boys were sitting around the stove in now can I wait for my seeds to grow I" "But a month is so long I" he said, Vlth a drop of his boyish head. "Hero me count one, two, three, four the Magnolia saloon, listening to the onset of a winter storm against the windows, when Whisky Dick, tremulous, excited and brist ling with rain drops and Information, broke roar whole weeks, and three days more i AUU I ) -WHO UUJO. Will. LUbU .. .1. VK As tho shadows crawl over yonder steep ; Thirty-one nights, nnd I shall Ho Watching tlie stars climb up the sky I How can I watt till a montb Is o'er;" "But a year Is so long," he said Uplifting his bright young head, I "Alt the season must come and go Over tho bills with footsteps slow I Autumn and winter, summer and spring , Oh, for a bridge ot gold to ning I Over the chasm deep and wide, cal lay figures, nnd entered at once into pos- aown "E81n; 116 ate u,c I"e Rna I0,t session of uninterrupted gratuities and en- caso llkewlsc- beforo a Rough-and-Ready dowment. J"' It was not strand that in rnnntrv We. Inileeil, lar lrom exhibiting the cynical Iv made un oi ambitious and reckless vmitli. uouuui anu uiatrusts oi age, uauciy Downey p0rted at considerable expense her grand these two types of conservative and settled rcceiTCd always with child-like delight the aunt and grand-unclc, who had been enjoy forms should be thus celebrated. Apart ProKres9 of modern improvement and cner- ing for some years a sequestered retirement says a Boston Physician, -has nn equal as a blood from any sentiment or veneration, they were "' 1,1 "'J' "" "' luo in uie poor nouse oi l-.ast .uacuias. Alley XrtxffifcSS adorable foils to the community' youth. took us nigh a week-a tv.ek, boys,-to were indeed very old. By what miracle, tory, and ronMncert myself oi ita Renulne merit it f,,i nmirpsn in.l miprv Thov warn get up n bam, ami all the young one- I even a anatomical specimens, they had been i ivui uuu men iur nines ruuuu ai me ruisin , preserved uurine lueir loner lournev waa a VEGETINE la nrpnnrort from linrks. mots, nnrt hrrh. fiirh nf which Is hlirhlv errcctlvo. anl thev am compounded nut fnrwnnl nt ivppv snial trnlriorin nn. insucl, a manner as to produce astonishing re- inent h b . f and yer's you boys-rascals ye are, too- my8tery to the camp. In some respects they I ... . .. . ' ,n, nn Il,l, cdi. clmnh, fur fnmmv 'onil mA 1 !.. 1 !! eyery public meeting, walked lirst in every procession, were conspicuous at the frequent VEGETINE Nothing Initial to It. Sou Sat ku, Mass., Nov. 14, 1ST6. funeral ami rarer wedding, and were god father and god-mother to the lir-t baby born Itough-and-ltendy. At the first poll runs up this yer shanty for Mammy and mo had superior memories and reminiscences, 'twixtsunup nnd dark 1 kh, eh, your'ro The old man Abner Trix had shouldered teaching the old folks new tricks, are ye? U musket In the war of 1812 ; his wife, Abi ker and liver Complaint for threo years. Nolhlnir opencil in that precinct, Daddy Downey cast ey"5i,.'J!S y good until I .commenced using our ,. flrst ... . i,u .,., momentous occasions, became volubly re miniscent. "Tho first vote I ever cast,1 said Daddy, "was for Andrew Jackson ; tho father o' some mi you peart young chaps wasn't borti then, he I he! that was 'way long in '33, wasn't it? I disremember now but if JIammy was heie, sho belli' a school gal at the time, she could say. But my mem ory s failin' me. I'm an old man, boys ; yet I likes to see the young ones go ahead. I reckelect that thar vote from a suckumstanco. Squire Adams was present, and seen it was my first vote, he put a good piece into my hand, and, sez he, sez Squire Adams, 'let VKURT1NE. I am now felting along first rate, and sun using mo vuurcririu. i consiaeri nereis nom ine enuai to it for such comDlatnts. can hcartllv re- cummenu u lu every uouy Yours trulv. Mrs. i.izzir; si. PACKAitn. No. 16 Larange St,, South Salem, Mass. VEGETINE Is Prepared by H. K. STEVENS. Boston. Vegetine ia sold by all Druggists. ftiarcu Ignil, had seen Lady Washington. She could sing hymns ; he knew every text between "theleds" of a Bible. There is little doubt that in many respects, to the superficial aud giddy crowd of youthful spectators, they were the more interesting spectacle. Whether it was jealousy, distrust or tim idity that overcame the Saints, was never The Great New Medicine! Ah, get along you 1" and in playful simula tion of auger he would shako his white hair and his hickory stalf at the "rascals." The onlv indication of the conervative tenden cies of age was visible in his continual pro test agalnt the extravagance of tho boys. "Why," he would say, "a family, a hull family, leav'n alone mo and tho old woui- nu, might be supported on what you young known, but they studiously declined to meet rascals throw away in a single spree. Ah, tiH. strangers. When directly approached young uog, Uliln't 1 hear about your scat- m011 ttiesub ect.Daddv Downey pleaded ill tering half-dollars on the stage the other nesSi kept himself in close seclusion, ami the ntglit when that kyetaliati rapist was sing- glltljay that the Trixes attended church in In.' And that money goes out of Ameriky thc 86hool-house on the hill, tho triumph of ivry cent l the Trix party was mitigated by the fact mere was little uoubt that tliooiucoupic tilatti,0 i)0lvneys were not in their accus were saving, if not avaricious. But when it homed pew. "You bet that Daddy nd was known through the indiscreet volubility Jinmmv j, lyingllow test to ketch them old that always he a reminder of the exercise of " ,i V , . ... , mummies yet," expiaineu a uowneyite. 1'or a clorious freeman's nrivileee I' He did : T'1 lUB . ' " 'B. E am. m Uy tlll9 tlmo sclllsm nna tifvision had crept " " ' tn a n n . ud tin ai nm irA ifd ortn in in i t . .1 .1 I I a helhel Lord.bovsl I feel so nroud of ?. . .h. - into mo camp ; tne younger anu laier mem- ...., ., r..,,,,,,,,, . oers auncring to me irixes, wnue me oiuer ways carried with him it rather elevated pioneers stood not only loyal to their old nun in tueir regard. "vnen ye write to that gay and festive son o' yourn, Daddy,1' said Joe llobinou, "send him this speci men. Uive liim my complitncnts, aud tell him, if ho kin spend money faster than I A Health-Giving Power! ye, that I wish I had a hundred votes to cast for ye all.' It is hardly necessary to say that the mem orial tribute of Squire Adams was increased tenfold by the judges, inspectors and clerks, and that the old man tottered back to Mam my considerably heavier than ho came. As both of tho rival candidates were equally sure nf his vote, and each had called upon him and offered a conveyance, it is but fair to presume they were equally beneficent But Daddy insisted upon walking to the favorites, hut even, in tho true spirit of par tisanship, began to seek for a principle un derlying their personal feelings. "I tell yo what, boys," observed Sweetwater Joe if this yer camp is goin'to be run by can, I call him ! Tell him, tf be wunts a Ureenhorus, and old pioneers, like Daddy nrst class jamboree, tn kern out Here, aim ud the rest of us, must take back seats, it's and me and tho boys will bIiow him what a time we emigrated aud shoved out, and tuk tquare ilrunk is I In vain wouui the oiu i)a,i,y ,vith us. Why, thev'ro talkin of ro- man continue to protest against the spirit ol ,aiiml j f,n' aa of putting that skeleton HIGHEST AWARDS I'rnlmnlal Uxlilbllloii. J. REYNOLDS & SON, KOBTIIWEST CORNER Thirteenth mill Filbert Stu. PHILADELPHIA, U ANUt-ACTUKIM Of PATINTM WhAMm Air-Mt Heaters Wllh KIiuUlnirnD.l CUahrr-CIrindlaic (irntr far iiiiriunjr Aniumrue or iiuuuiii on . om CENTENNIAL WROUGHT-IRON, HEATERS. FOR BITUMINOUS COAL, Keystone WROUGHT-IRON HEATERS, Cooking Hanf e, Low-dawn Orate a, Ac, 4lc, Pcscrlptlvo ClrcKars bimt rui to aay idlress. EXAMINE BEFORE SELECTING. Al'itl T,1t-ly if PURIFIKB THE BLOOD, INVIGORATES THE LIVER, PROMOTES DICESTION, and STRENGTHENS THE NERVES, Tims irct unll v curtnir tllscase of what. vr nnme or nature. It Is worthy of tt- trlal, 11KI,IKI' guurunleea. In AGUKKAULK to tli(utlt, OUATEFUL n 41tM tniiincli. nnd licti elltt lClltl V I rATIIlltTIC. AI1'KUATIVK ami DIV- 1IRT1C. Um action U not utteildetl ivitll uny iinplraannt frellnff mlllier ii lun gour nor debility experienced, but on (he contrary. refreiUment und invlgomllon. It Immediate effect upon the tllfetlve orsaiii. whether luipalrett by diieime or niiHUtieu iroin any cnusv is iu iniiraic their Mem of aliiillatlon antl iiuiri fllnii.tlie nneltM tieln a Increased atoitce. To those affected with an eiigorped con union or uie liver, as iiiiiohh, i" -acterlsed by a ilusky complexion, a coated tonirui. u iiastv. bail tast In the mouth a cauilclous aimetlte and sluirirUU action OI l lie i) owe is, w ii ii a sense ui iiiiiiira u lieheadaudormeiitai dullness luun- K nrnves moit raiuauia. IS erieci upon ine Kiimeys n tvwm Hit pit )S a I urn Hi, irr liming urine null blv rlrsrixl un lv if. Inflammatory und Chronic IUII3UMA T1S3I will toon disappear by a peislstcnt s of VHJtHtK.VK. For the cure ofNklu iiiseases ami srnp tloirt or all kinds. VlCiOUU.Ni: Is most certain, i V1UUUK.M2 Is compoied nf the attire properties or iieiiiiss. nun i s. i lijin anu II AUKS, that Nut ii re alone furnishes, Kreut care belni; taken by us that they are gathered at the right sea an it or tho year, aud that they possess their native ThutVK'.OHKNK hus the iiowertoPUlt IVY T1IH ill, ))(!. INVItJOUATK tho MVEll, and HTI.MUL.ATli: the 1)I(1PT 1VK UUOA1NH, Is liidlHputably proven by those who have given It a trlul aud have lif-n nerinatisntl v rurril We do not ask you to try a dozen bottles to experience reuer, lorwe uuaha. iku you will reel better from the llrst few dosrs. vifiOirRVK Is astonlshluir the world with Its cuies, and Is throning all other TIIMCS. AliTKIlATIVKS nnd lWKJOU- ANTS, Into the shade. lut up In large bottUa, double strength ltequlres siiiull doses, and Is pieasaut 10 ihkc. Price, 81.00 per Mottle. WALKER & BADGER MFG. CO., Prop's. 83 Ja&a St., Kt Tui, tti Untj ZUf, V. J. 'THE OBJECT OK EATING," new book every one thouM reftd, scut free upou receipt of a on ceni limp. ,- pol's-a distance of two miles-a., a moral !'!e "e miner Re. .enilly relurned with that Ma'am Decker sets up at the table tn M, C. SLOAN & BR0 For Sale at N. J. XXRTTa- STORE, ISlooiiisburg', 1B: example, and a text for the California para graphcrs, who hastened to record that su;:h was Iheinlluence ot tlie foot-hill climatejthat "a citizen of Uouph-and-lteady, aged eighty four, rone at six o'clock, aud, after milking two cow, walked a distance of twelve miles to tho polls, anil returned in timo to chop a cord of wood before dinner." Slightly ex liberated as this statement may linvo been the fact that Daddy was always found by the visitor to be engaged at his wood-pile, which seemed neither to incrcae nor dimin ish under his ax a fact, doubtless, owin, to tho activity of JIammy, who was ahvajs at the same time making pies, seemed to giie some credence to tho story. Indeed, the wood-pile of Daddy Downey was a standing reproof to the indolent and sluggish miner, "Ole Daddy must use up a pow'ful sight of wood j every time I've passed by his shanty he's been matin' tho chips tly. Hut what gets me is, that the pile don't seem to come down, said hlsky Dick to his neigh bor. "Well, you denied fool !' prowled his neighbor ; ''spose tomo chap happens to pass by thar, and sees the nlo man doiu a man's work nt eighty, ai d slouches like you and me lying round drunk, und that chap, I'eelln' humped, c;ofs up some dark night and heaves a load of cut plno over his fencc,vho's got anything to say about it? oay?" Cer talnly not the speaker, who had done tho act suggested, nor the penitent and remorso ful hearer, who repeated it next day Tho pies and cakes made by the old wo man were, 1 tulnk-, remarkable rather for their itiduciug the same loyal and generous spirit than for their Inlrlnsio excellence, and It may be said appealed more strongly to the nobler aspirations of humanity than Itsvul his pockets that much lighter, and it is not t.,;e ncr boarders' appetite away-into the improbable a little less intoxicatetl tbait no nostollico in place o' Daddy." And, indeed otherwise might Have been. It may be there were some fears of such a conclusion premised that Daddy Downey was strictly ti.e newer meI, ot- nouch-aud-Ueady were i temperate. The only way he managed to t)le majorjty nn,i wielded a more than equal avoul Hurting luc leelings or tno camp was influence of wealth and outside enterprise by accepting tho frequent donations of whis ky tn be used for the purpose of Itriroeiit. "Next to snake.oil, my son," bo would say, "and dilberry and ye dou't teeui to 'Frisco,' as a Downeyite bitterly remarked 'already owned half the town.' The ol friends that rallied around Daddy and Mam my were, like most loyal friends in adver In upon them 'Well, boys, I've just got the biggest thins; out. Ef I hadn't seed It myself, I wouldn't hev believed it 1' 'It ain't the ghost ag-In?" growled llobln eoul,from the depths of his arm chair ; 'tnct ghost's about played. 'Wot ghost?' asked anew comer. 'Why, ole Mammy's ghost, that every fel ler about ver sees when he's half full and out That I might cross to the other Bide, lni r,' ti,i. I Where she Is waltlng-iny love, mybrtder 'Whero? ' I "Ten years may bo Sons," be said, .., , ,,, , . i o "Slow raising his stately head. ' Where ? Why, where should a ghost be 1 But mucll w VlKn ls BUcS loso Meanderln' round her grave on the hill a man must labor, a man most choose, yander in course.' An(1 ue must strong to wait I ' ThAtpnnimiivhAlnn?. tint Khn wnuld WMr us Buuiin oigger nor met, paru, bhiu i jne crown o( honor, must do and dare I Dick confidently ; 'no ghost kin rae down So time has he to toy with fate the pot ag'ia the kecrds I've got here. This ain't no bluff!' 'Well, go on I said a dozen excited voice. Dick paused a moment, diffidently, with the hesitation of an artistic raconteur. 'Well, he said, with affected deliberation, let's see! It's near onto an hour ago ez I was down thar at the variety show. When the curtain was down betwixt the ax, I looks round fer Daddy, No Daddy thar 1 I gofs out and asks some o' the boys. Daddy was thar a mlnlt ago.they say , must hev gone home, lieln' kinder responsible for the old man, I hangs around, and goes out in the hall aud sees a passage leadln' behind the scenes. Now the queer thing about this, boys, cz that suthin in my bones tells me the old man is thar, I pushes In, and, sure as a gun, I hears his voice. Kinder pathet ic, kinder pleadln', kinder 'Love-raakin' I' broke In the Impatient Robinson. You've hit it, pard, you've rung the bell every time I But she says, 'I wants thet money down, or I'll ' and here I couldn't get to hear the rest. And then he kinder coaxes, and she savs sorter sassy, but listen- in' all the time, women like, ye know, Eve and the sarpint ! and she says, I'll see to-morrow.' And he says, Yu won't blow on me ?' and I get's excited and peeps I in, and may I be teetotally durned el I didn't see ' 'What ? 'yelled the crowd. 'Why, DadJii onhU kneet to that there Since It is every woman's bounded duty fancy dancer, Orace Somerset! Now, if I and "manifest destiny" to make herself as Mammy's ghost is roeanderin' round, why handsome as possible, and Bince there is nn et's about time she lelt the cemetery and put such thing tu these degenerate days as in an appearance in Jackson Hall; Thet's "beauty unadorned," it behooves us to he all! well posted in all those mysteries pertaining 'Look yar, boys,' said Robison rising, 'I to tba toilette, of which the male sex r don't know n it's the square thing to spile- supposed to be profoundly ignorant. It It Daddy's fun. I don't object to it, provided tbe sheerest nonsense to affirm that the she ain't takin' in the old man and giving oman who never "powders," nor crimps him dead away. lint ez we're his guardians her hair, nor takes pains to keep her hands I propose we go down thar and see the lady, wh"e, not pays any attention to any other and find out ef her intentions is honorable, such feminine arts, is more sensible tbau If she means marry, and tho old man per- "he who does. Not a bit of It! It sounds slsts. whv. I reckon wc kin cive the young better Pt to make a title against all produce 'emhereabouts whisky is good lor Bjtyi bad case themselves, and were be ruhbin' onto old boucs to make 'em limber, I!ut pure cold water, "sparklin" aud bright in its liquid ligh'," and, so to speak, re- llectiu' of God's own litiyments on its sur (iss, is the best, onles, likepoor ol' Mam my and me, yo gits tbe dumb agur from overuse, ginning to look and act it was observed, not uulike their old favorites. At this juncture Mammy died Tho sudden blow for a few days seemed to reunite dissevered Kough-and-Keady, Both factions battened to the bereaved Daddy with condolement", and offers of aid and The fume of the Downey couple was not asitance. Hut the old man received them confined to the foot-hills. The Rev. Henry Gushingtnn, D. D., of Iloston, making a bronchial tour of California, wrjto 1 1 the Chrittiau J'athtliuLr Ml affecting account of his visit to them, placed Daddy Downey's age at 102, and attributed the recentcouver sions in Rough-and-Ready to their inllu- ence. sternly. A change had como over tiie weak and vicldinz octosenarian. Those who ex pected tn find him maudlin, helpless, discon sohilc, shrank from tho cold hard eyes ami truculent video that bade them 'begont and 'leave him witli his doad, Jvven hli old friends failed to make him respond to Who would climb to manhood's high estate I" "Ah, life Is not long I" he said. Bowing his grand white head. "One, two, three, four, nvc, six, seven I Seven times ten are seventy, "eventy years I As swift their flight As swallows cleave the moralsg light, Or golden gleams at even. Life Is short as summer night Ifow long, Oh Cod Is eternity t" Harper't Bazar. QUESTION AND ANSWER. "Tu amas me J" "fly passion flowers thiu smU'st upon, Thyself, love's flower not yet full blown. By all the sweets we ll taste as ono, Ego amo to 1" "Tu amas met" "By all lino thoughts that la me flow. By deep love Ores that In me glow, By all sweet springs where loves great grow, Kgo amo te 1" "Tuamas mcj" "By all the loves of a man and maid. By all the vows la passion laid, By all tlie vows kept true and paid. Ego amo te I" "Tu amas me !" "By Uie marriage goddess, wife ot Jove, "Uy blue-eyed Venus, Mother Love, By Kros, Prince of Love, above, Ego amo te I" Ladies The Toilette. couple a send-off thet wont disgrace this yer ucn B',uful devices, but one certainly looks better in every day life for practicing them. Now aa to methods: Tlin COMrLEXIOM. Cosmetics, as a rule, Injure the skin t such au extent that should the modern Jul iet whose countenance is dally calcomlned, chance tn be caught some early morning by her love-lorn Romeo before sho had put on camp I Hey, boys r It is unnecessary to say that this proposi tion was accepted with acclamation, and that the crowd at once departed on their discreet mission. Hut tho result was never known, Tfor the next morning brought a shock tn Rough-and-Ready before which all other interest paled to nothingness. Tho grave of Mammy Downey was lound her "good complexion," that worthy youth violated snd despoiled; tho coffin opened would stand appalled, and might well mut ant! half filled with the papers and accounts ter, "Bhe would have the face to prove that Jau.is, 7s-ijf. HEALTH AND HAPPINESS, That gifted literary Hessian, Hill tliei. 8V,,,aihv. and were fain to content Smith, traveling in the interests of various themselves with his cold intimation that capitalists, and tlia trustworthy correspon- both tha wishei of jlU dcaJ wife j ),(, deut of four" only Independent American instincts were acalnst fnv disnlav. o: journals," quoted him as an evldenco of tho the ri,reption of any favor from tho camp longevity superlmiuceu uy tno climate, oi- t)iat mIg,t tend to keep up the divisions fered him as an example ol tno Becurily ol l tliey had innocently created. The refusal of hclples llfo and property In the mountains, i)a,jy to accept any service offered was so used hint as an advertisement of the Uulon ,. ilko him as to have but one dreadful Ditch, and, It is said, hi some vague way mes.nu t The sudden shock had turned cited him as proving the collateral facts of a hl, i,r., j Yet so impressed were they with timber and ore-producing region existing in Mi rc,0lution that they permitted him to tho foot-hills worthy the attention of Eas- ,,etror,n the last sad office himself, and only terti capitalists. a f0ect fuw of his nearer neighbors assisted Praised thus by the lips of distinguished ),m in carrying the plain deal cofllu from report, fostered by the care and sustained ,is lonely cabin in tho woods to the still gar appetite, llowbelt, everybody ate by the pecuniary ouerings oi tneir leuow- lonelier cemetery on ttie mil-top. When Mammy Downey's pies, and thought of his citizens, tne nanus leu loriwo years n peace- tne snauow grave was iiueu, no utsmisseu childhood. "Take 'em, dear boys," the old ful life of 8elltl ib90rPllon- relieve even these curtly, Bhut himself up lu his lady would say j "It does me good to see you l"em "om tu0 e'nharasslng appearance oi cabin and for days remained unseen, It was eat 'em : reminds me kinder of inv nnnr elemosynary receipts, au embarrassment evident that ho was no longer lu his right Sammy, that, ef he'd lived, would hev been Ml more by the givers than the recipients, mind. ez strong and big ez you he, but was takon tue l'ostmuslershlpot Rough-and-Ready was ,,u harmless aberration was accepted and down with lung fever, at Sweetwater. I kin lrocureu lor uauuy, anu uie uuiy u. reteiv lreatea with a degreo of Intelligent delicacy nf tho robbed benevolent associations ; but the body of Mammy was gone ! Nor, nn ex amination, did It appear that the sacred and ancient form of that female had ever repos ed in its recesses black is white !" Late suppers and rich food have more to do with pimply aud muddy complexions than all tbe cosmetics in tba world can undo. To prevent the greasy look which many faces wear, wash often in Daddy Downey was not to be found, nor some mild acid, such as diluted lemon or to- Is It necessary to Bay that the ingenuous mato juice, and rub the face several times it Grace Somerset was also missing. day not roughly with a towel. A piecti For three days tbe reason of Rough-and- of flannel Is better to wash tbe face with. Ready trembled in the balance. No work tlun a PonBe ' lhe 8,iBbt roughness cleans, was done in the ditches, in tbe flume nor In the P0" of lbe "kin' Rnd Prevents tboM the mills. Groups of men stood by tbe grave of the lamented relict of Daddy Downey as open-mouthed and vacant sb that sepulchre. Never since the great earthquake of '52 had Rough-and-Ready been so stirred to its deepest foundations. On the third day the sheriff of Calayeras a quiet, gentle, thoughtful man arrived n town, and passed from one to tbe other of excited groups, dropped here and there de tached but concise and practical informa tion. "Yes, gentleman, ynu are right, Mrs, IILOOMHOURG, PA, Manufacturers of Carriages, Bttggtw, Phaetons, SMgbr, J'LATKOrtM.WAOONS, c FtrsUclass worlcalways on hand. IUH-AIIUNQ NEATLY DONE. Prices reduced to suit the Umes. Jan. S, lsn-U llealtliand Happiness are priceless Wealth to their see him yet: that's forty year ago, dear ! '"B ana "oUvering tlie unitcu fciaies mans hardly to bo believed of bo rough a conimu uossessors.ourtjet-iheyuiu vsiwm the lewua iv. : .,,. ,i. i. . .i, i.t. i.... i nerformed bv h m. with tbe advice ami as- t, iv,,i i,iluir...ii,i, m,i err ouewho will use I wm .,u i"1 " u.u-nuuso, uu i . --- ... , , I "'j b q Dv. v. WIIIOIIT'S LlVIJIt PILL8, mllln' n'lcli n liemiltfnl amlli. ltV- vn,ir. sUtance of the boys, ira law letters went iines .the safe containing the funds In . . ' ' ' I . . .i.i . .i i. ..n.. n.,.:i.,.iA.i I ... .... dear boy, as I handed him a mlnco or a em- astray at um ume, u vhj miuaw trusted to his care by the various benevolent i . ., , ...t..ii i ..i.i ,i... i....... i. ...... i .. . ... to this undisciplined aid, and the boys them Nausea.und all Btltluus yonipUlutsuiid Muuduis- i nn,i ,i,n,B ,inva i ,t i ,. t m. tn selves were always ready to mase up tne orders ue genuine unless signed "Wm.rlKlit. .. . ' " ' - i,- , .nnneu.letter nnd "keen l be Wileol the note -, ""- o j - 1 i , ,, t. .ntn ,n....Afl rp.. had SUg-I ,u0 olu mans accouuia Btjuuiv, iw luwo gested that she "seemed to live olf them.but to" I'resentiy were auueu tne treasu- i the truth rersuips oi iuo uuu uuu i-nwivi ."K'mK1fS!?..WR I ra- ... nMr. ,1,,,. !, I ,!, lleauutue, ftour rwuiuiu, luiibiiihiiuiii, iivuiiii, i --o , - ill iiuuuuH vuuipiau t-ennlni, unlehH kliri hlln." If lour I'ruL'ITUt Will nut SUDrlVUUdul Hob In em nirnln I" centsfor one box to Barrlci:, jiouer Co., to. N.ith I, " , ... . ,,,.. ,.., ,. 'the old man's accounts square," To these st., rtilio. Jan. 4, is-ly nr BLOOMSBUHG TANNERY. societies was broken Into and robbed, aud although the act was clearly attributable to his carelessness and ure-occuption,an allu slon to tho fact was withheld from him in liis severo allllction, When ho appeared again before the camp, and the circunutan A CHANCE TO MAEE SOUS MONEY SUBS. "Cornell's lllitory or I Vnnsjlug- a." Now ready. Write lor Apency at once. JO' jti Hill LY ou, rubllshers, la Ka&sum meet. l- JiidciUila. mach to, "Hm a Hint npfNnn trleil tn ilemntlntrntn v,f l,r .ili,m,tl,t rpferene tn tl. nf charitablo funds, tho old mail being far ad- LM wfirB cnnsideratelv exidalned to him Ui raw material used hv tha old ladv. It wn. vanced in their respective degrees, and wlth the remark 'that the bovs had made it to the nubile considered by the camp too practical and eve tUe "'"i""" f t"e'r bounties was all tf,tl, tlie vacant hopeless, unintelligent that he has reopened " economical for consideration, "Resides," superauueu. iic, uuiuiwu.mii, .uuy pv0 tUat ll0 turned upon the speaker showed SNVDKU'S TANNERY, added Cy Perkins, "ef old Mammy wants to "ablls ol ecououiy aim avr ricious propensity too ,,ialtliy t)iat he hadforgotten all about it. (oldsund) nioomsburir, l-a., at the turn an lfonest penny In her old age, let her C8,ae ue" """" "'" uupujmiar, anu very ijj0n't trouble the lold man,' (aid Whisky g. a. iicnnixn T ESI'ECr FOLLV announces XV fTTF. 57 whereHlde'scrfptioas' oi do It. How would you like your old msthe r ollcn Deetif urol"er,, !cre '.or.cei? l? OU')eot 10 Dick, with a burst of honest poetry. 'Don't ..InSafaTd'wo'rk to make pies on grub wags ? el. ?" A sug. luantlty and quality ot the uelp extend- ye sea llU ,nemory's dead, andlying there In pnoes to suit Uie times. The hishest price tncash geatlon that bo affected his hearer (who had luef uluru ucueruus tho coffin with Mammy,' Perhaps the speak wtuat aiiunbe rdfor 00 mot,lf r) tiat he bought three on the spot. rellef from lbe Prlvtlle 1"lndl of lho brothers er was nearer right than be linaglucd. ujmii a The quality of these pies had never been themselves, anu tuo remaric - mat tue of Falling In religious consolation, they took ISISSiXi' TbeputUC(t discussed but once. It is related that a young w 'rying to set au example.-that ho variouJ ...eansof diverting his mind with i. weoouurg,Ocui,ls- 'Uwyoffrom San Francisco, dining at the n""1 well,' sua mat mey woum yet I worldly amusements, and one was a visit to little black specks that so many complain of, and for which they try every remedy ex cept the right one snap, water and towel suasion. To keep the skin BMOOTH AND 60FT, make a linen bag large enough to hold quart ol lrau ; put it In a vessel anu pout twoqunrts of boiling water on it; let it stand all day, and on retiring at night, take) out tbe haitaud wash In tbe bran water. If this I persisted in, the coarsest skin will soon bei-Hina as soil as velvet. It ia well BOinellinis to apnlv cold cream mixed with Downey Is uot dead, because there wasn't water, to lho bands and face at night during any Mrs. Downey 1 Her part was played by the wiuter season, and iu summer to usa OeorgeT. Keuwick of Sidney a "tlcket-of- oatmeal vater lustead. For those whose leave-man, who was, they say, a good ac- household caies roughen and chap the hand tor, Downey? Oh, yes! Downey was Jem It la well nlwava in .hmilnt ni..n. l'lanlgan, who, In 52, used to run tho va- on the lollette table and every time you rlety troupe iu Australia, where Miss Som- wash, tub a few drops ou your hands whlla erset made her uWuZ. Stand back a little, they are yet wet, and then wipe dry. The boys. Steady I "The money?" "Oh, yes, less soap such ladles use the better. A lit- thtftv'vA trnt awavwlllitliut aal 11..... ...... ., , , . ... ... .b-"-j "'i 1 """ I ue uorax in tue umiwater will cleanse the ye Joe? hy.you're looking welland hear- dishes far better than soao. and ... , ty ! I rather expected ye, court week. How's dishes. If you would keep a dish of course this your way?" bran instead of Tcake of boap by your wash "Thou they were only play-actors, Joe bowl, you would find It an excellent sub Hull?" broke iu a dozen voices, stltute, nnd almost a sure preventive of "I reckon I" returned the sheriff, coolly, tuo troublesome aud often painful skin "And for a matter o' five blank veare" diseases to which many hands ato subject in said Whisky Dick, sally, "they played this cold weather. camp! ' 'Yes." he observed, muelnelv: "vea. (mal. A clergyman recently announced from his I nesa is looking un. that's a fact. A Win- pulpit a beneficiary visit of the ladles of his came in and paid me a nuarter he owed m congregation to au orphan asylum. He un. this morning, and the chsnces are good for fortunately ended the announcement with an selling my dog this afternoon. O, yes, things apstrophe, thus : "The ladles will take are brightening up visibly," and lie went wltu tuem their own refreshments, so as not over and got trusted for three twenlv.fi to eat up the orphans." , j cent cigars, straight off. -s . ;