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Tlio JobMrg uepartment of tho Coicmbian Is very complete, nnd our J b I'l luting will compare favora bl r with that of t ho largo clt fes. All work done on demand.tieat ly nnd at taodcrnte prices. TACt. one lruJirr.. IB. t. tm. . ,.ft.oo nee H.oo ! Hjrt ( XT Twolncneft b.wi . ".'V Thrw, Inches 4.'f 4 SV 5 00 S.00 TOO H.W Is vsuo loe.M rourtncbeir .... s.o (Juartre)lmn.i.w. tJXi 0.(11 lii.no r.io 15.00 JJ.00 80.00 1-O.U) II AIT column.,. .l..a.t K.On One column. .(.i.M) M.oo Yearly advertisements payaMe quarterly slontndvei rttuminu muBt be uald M bcforclnn rlod except n Sere paroles bare accounts. Ugal admlKementstwodo lujjrerlncbfonhrij Insertions, an at Uist rate for s4.dltlonalinsfrtk.Vei wlUiout reference to length. Kxecntor's.Amlnlstratort and Auditor's notttoS three dollais. Wust tx paid for when Inserted. Translentor Local notices, twenty cents allto regular advertisement hslf rates. Cards In tho "Business Directory" column, ons dollar per year for eacli line. BLOOMSBU11G, PA., FRIDAY, MARCH 29. 1878. THE COLUMBIAN, VOL. XII, NO. 13 UULUJSJIIA UBMUUHAT, YOlj, ALII, HU 01 Columbia County Official Directory. JJKRVKY k. smith, President Jiidiro William Klwcll. As.oclato Judges I. K Krlckbaura, P. UHhuman. Vrotlionotarv, ftc II. Frank Zarr. Oourt Htenngraplicr-S. N. Walker, rteglster-v lleoorder Williamson II, Jacoby, District Attorney .lohn M. Clark. ' slierirr John W. llntTman. Hurveor Isaac Devvltt. Treasurer Dr. II. W. McltemoldS. U-jntnliilnnora .lolitt llerncr, 8. W. McIIenry, joscpn sanas. Commissioners' Clerk William Krtckbaum. Auditnrs-M. V. II. Kline. .1. 11. Casey, K. u. llrown. uoroner cnaries u..Murpn-. n-.hla 7S .furvCominlsaloners-Kll Itobblns, Tlieodoro W. ' Hinuu. ,YTTOItNEY-AT-LAW, omce In A. J. Evm's Nlw Bcilciks, BUoM8MURO, PA. Member of Commercial Law and Bank Collection as sociation. Oct. 14, 7MC TITILLIAM BKY80N, ATTOIINEY-AT-LAW, Centralis, fa. .....int.. DiinnHnlnMlnnl M-MIHim if. flnVflOf- liloo'n Poor District -Dlrectors-It. . Knt, Scott, Wm. Kramer, liloomsbnrg and Thomas Keccc, aoott. riecreinry, Bloomsburg Official Directory. President of Town Counctl-D. lowenbcrg. Clerk-W. Wirt. Chief of I'ollce-M. C. Woodward. President of Has Company S. Knorr. Mecretary-O. W. Miller. llloomsourg Hanking Company Jonn A, Funston, rreslden', II. II. (lro'7., Cashier. Firs Na lonal Hank Charles It. I'anton.frcstdent J. I Tnstln, Cashier. Columbia County Mutual Saving Fund and Loan AsHjl.ulon-B. II. Little, rresldent, C. W. Miller, illoomitiure Building nndavlng Fund Association w m. reaencK, rresineiu,.i, n, iiomion, nt-trviiiij. ,c. W.MILLEH, ATTOIINEY.AT.LAW. Otllcoln Browcr's building, second floor, room No. 1, Bloomsburg, Ta. ,V. II. Abbott. W. 11. KniWN, AU110TT & 1UI AWN, Attorney s-at-Law. OATAWI83A, PA. Tensions obtained. dec 91, TJ-ly Uloom'-1' I llrower Miiiual Having Fund Association .1. n1, c. o. narkioy, secretary. JIISCELLANEOUS. CHUKCII DIRECTOllY. baptist cncacn. llev. J. I'. Tustln, (Supply.) Sunday services luyt a. m. nnd ty( p. ra. UiinilAu UnliriAl Q ft m. Prayer Mectlng-Kvcry Wednesday evening at saa s'frce. Tho public aro InvPert to attend. ST. MATTIIBW'S LUTHKKAN I'lltlllU. II O W E L h, DENTIST. second floor, corner omce in Ilsrtman's Block, Main and Market streets, May so ly. P.LOOMSBUno, PA. Mlnls'er llav. o. I). S. Marclay. Sunday Servlce8-lo a. in, and Sunday school 9 n. m. Pr.iver Mooting Every Wednesday evening at tyi clock. beats free. Sopews rented. All aro welcome. IMtESBTTSKUN CltCKCU. Mlnlster-ltev. htuart .Mitchell. Sunday Sen Ices lo n. m. and a4 p. m. Sunday School a. in. , ITaver Mcotlng-Every W cdnesday evening at X o'cloclc. . . seats free. No pews rented, strangers welcome. HETnonisT'KPiscopxt cncacn. Presiding Elder liev. N. S. Buckingham. Minister iter. MS L. Smyser. Sunday Services MX and ttf r. m. Sundav School i p. m. Hlblo Class-Everv Monday evening at 6Jf o'clock. A'oung Men's Prayer Meetlng-Every Tuesday e7enlng at. 6X o'clock, (lencral Prayer Meetlng-Every Thursday evening 7 o'clock. RKPORMBD CnUHCH. corner of Third and iron streets, pastor Kev. o. 1). ciurley. Uobldcnee Central Hotel. Sunday Services io a. m. and J p. m. Sunday School 9 a. m. Prayer Meeting Saturday; t p. m. All are Invited There la always room. sr. pArn's cnmcH. Rector Rev L. Zahner. Sunday Services 10X a. m., 1) p. m. Uim.lnv QhAnl Q n. tft. Flrst Sunday In tho month, Holy Communion. services i flveolnir belt Pews rented r but everyl EVANUKLICAI. Presiding Elder Kcv. A. L. Iteeser. Minister Kev. J, A. Irvine. Sunday service an. in., in tho Iron street church. Pra er Mnetlng Every Sabbath at a p. in. AU aro Invited. All are welcome. TUB ClICBCn OF CUBIST. Meets In "tho little Urlck' Church on the hill," known as tho Welsh Baptist Church-on Kock street eiKeRular0meetlng for worship, every Lord's day of Usea?"rrcopnd tho public are cordially invited to attend. Q. sew M. DRINKER, GUN and LOCK8M1TH, sewing Machines and Machinery of all kinds re paired. Gtera Hocsi Building, Bloomsburg, Fa, IREAS BROWN'S INSURANCE AGEN CY, Exchange Hotel, Bloomsburg, Pa. Canltal. Itna, Ins Co., of Marttord. Connecticut... e,uo,ooo Liverpool, London and Olobo , 20,000,000 Hoyalot Liverpool. . lsuo.ooo Lancanshlre 10,00,' 00 Fire Association. Philadelphia 1,100,000 Atlas of Hartford ... soo.ooo Farmers Mutual of Danville l.ooo.oco Danville Mutual 76,000 Home. New York. S.ooo.ooo Commercial Union 11,000,000 March 8S.TT y I1TS,WS,OCO F. HARTMAN iday In tho month, Holy communion, preparatory to communion on Friday iiore the st Sunday In each month, ated x but everybody welcome. RKPRKSBNTS THK P0LL0W1KO AMERICAN INSURANCE COMPANIES: Lycoming of Muncy Pennsylvania. North American of Philadelphia, Pa iron kiln, of Pennsylvania of Farmers ot York, Pa, Hanover of New York. Manhattan ot " unico on Market Street No. (, Bloomsburg, Pa, oct. s, 11-iy. CATAWISSA. yil. L. EYERLY, ATTORNKY-AT-LAW, CaUwtsaa.Pa, collections promptly made and remltud. Office Doposii uatawissa ueposii. uanx. ib-m " BLOO.MSI1URO DIRECTORY. ririrnmroiinEUR. blank, inst printed and O neatly bound In small looks, on hand and I fur &aio at tuo buLtwii uus OLANK DEEDS, on "Parchm.-nt and Linen I) Paper, common una tor Aaminisumurs, j.ai-cu- turs unu in omce. ACQ. L. HUB. JNO. X. RTMIXX. CRAS. . 1DWAXM. wm.;r. hagenbuch, I trustees, tor sale cheap at the colcmbian MAUUlAOK.CERTIKIGiVTES.lutprinteil and for sale at the Columbian OBlce. Minis. ,.r.,r inoDel nnd .lustlces should supply them selves wUhtheso nceesnary articles. JUSTICES nnd Comtnbroa' Fee-Hills for sale at tho Columbian onico. They contain the cor rected tees as established by the last Act of the Leg ."atnre upon the subject. Every Justice and Con. stable should have one. Y ENDUE NOTES just printed and for sale cheap nt tho Columbian omce, CLOCKS, WATCHES, SC. Hnub, Fryinlcr h. Ed wards, (Successors to Benedict Dorsey Sons, ta Market streut. Importers and dealers la CHINA, GLATS AND QUEENBWAEE, B83 Market Street, PMladelphla. Constantly cn hand Original and Assorted Package Juno s, H-ly SE. SAV.' . and Jewe el. AGE. Denier In Clocks. Watches elry, Main St., just below the Central I PROFESSIONAL CARDS. yAINWEIGHT & CO., WII0LESAUS 0R0CSR3, PHlLASBLPHIl, Dealers in TEAS, SYRUrS, COFFKC, BLUAR, MOLASSKS, KICK, BPICES, SICABB BOPA, la, AC N. E. c orner Second and Arch streets, WOrders will receive prompt attention. ' VEGETINE," Says a Boston physician, 'has no equal as a blood purifier. Hearing of Its many wonderful cures after all other remedies hod failed. I visited, the labora tory, and convinced myself of Its genuine merit. It Is prepared from barks roots, nnd herbs, enchot wn:cn is niffniy eneciiTo. nm i ney rn i-,nnimiiucu In such a minner as to produco astonishing re sults." I VEGETINE Is tho great Blood Purifier. VEGETINE w 111 cure the worst case of scrofula. VEGETINE Is recommended by physicians nnd apothecaries. VEGETINE lifts effected Bomo marrellous cwea in cases ot Can cer. VEGETINE Cures tho worst cases of Canker. VEGKTINE Meets with wonderful success In Mercurial diseases. VEGETINE Will eradicate Salt Rheum from tho system, VEGETINE Removes Pimples nnd Humors from tho face. VEGETINE Cures Constipation and regulates tho bowels. VEGETINE Is a valuable remedy for Headache. VEGETINE Will cure Dyspepsia. VEGETINE Restores the entire system to n healthy condition. VEGETINE Removes the causo ot Dizziness. VEGETINE Relieves Falntness at tho Stomach. VEGETINE Cures Pains In the Back. VEGETINE Effectually cores KIdeny Complaint. VEGETINE Is effective In Us euro of Female Weakness, VEGETINE Is the great remedy for General Debility. VEGETINE Is acknowledged by all classes of people to bo tho best and most reliable uicoa runner in uio norm. VEGETINE Is Prepared by H. R. STEVENS. Boston. Vegetine is sold by all Druggists March Select Story. A ROMANCE (IK ARIZONA. A TALK OF PRINClPI.ia AND A PONY BflAUTY AND 00L1) UNTOLD HOW MOUNTAIN JOB I10UOIIT THE MUST AND WON Till! BBAUTY. VS. NOTICE TO CONSUMERS OF TOBACCO -:0-fl:- at-Law. Office Brewer's building, !nd story, Rooms 4 s. 1 O. JIARKI.Ei, Attorney I I I.. lirniFDr'a Villi Ml tin- Ond R-T tf WM. M. REI1ER. Sureeon and Physi cian, omce S. L corner Kock and Market SLreets. T K. KVANS, M. D., Surgeon and I'liysi ) ..' clan, (omce and. Residence onThlrd street, corner Jefferson. R. McKELVY, M. D., Surgeon and Phj Blclan. north kldo Main street, below Market. XJ1. i ON, Attoniey-at-Uiw. . lu llariuiju's building, Mam street. Ollico HItOSESSTOCK, I'liofographer, , ClniB; 4: Wolf's btore, Main street. MISCELLANEOUS. Orangeville Academy. REV.O. K, CAHriELD,A.JI.,Principal. If you want to patronize a FIRST CLASS SCHOOL, WHERE BOARD AND TUITION ARK LOW, give us a trial. Nest term begins MONDAY, APRIL 15, 1878 For Information or cntaloguo apply to TUB PRINCIPAL, July 27, 77-ly QiangevUle, pa. TheceUbrltyof our TIN TAd tohacco has Sciusedinanr Imitations thereof to be placed on the tturket, wo therefore caution ai' Chewers against purchasing such Imitations. All dealers builng or selling other plug tobacco bearing a hard or metallic label.renoer tnemsenes liable to Hie penolty of tno law. nnd nil persons violating our trade marls aro punishable, by nne and Imprisonment. SKK ACT OP CO.NOltEbS and Imprisonment, m.tn'n V.nil I .T.llt 1 TIN TAfi TO- VcllAf'CO can bn distinguished by a tin ta on over 7.0R8 tons tobacco sold In 1877, and nearly 3,000 persons employee, in laciunes. D AVID I.OWENRKRG, Merchant Tailor Main St., above Central Hotel. HIGHEST AWARDS Centennial Uihlblllou. T S. KUIIN, dealer in Meat, Tallow, etc., RUSINEftS CAimS. L. E. WALLER, i Attorneyat-Law. Increase cf Pcaslcns rtt&Iced, Collectlcns made. Office, Second door from 1st r-atlonal Bank. BLO0MSBURO,.PA. Jan'. 11, 1S78 TR. JiCJiUTTER, Vtl YSICIAN 4 SOItaKON, Mar.7,7t Office, North Market street, Bloomsburg, Pa. s AMUEL KNORR. A T T 0 R N E Y-A-T-L A W, omco, Streets BL0OM8BUR0, PA. Il&rtmaii's Block, corner Main and Market N T U. FUNK,' Attoi ney-at-Lnw, Increase of Pensions Obtained, Collections Mode. BLOOMSBURG, PA. OmcO In COLCHBUN 11CIU11N0. I. L. KAMI, PRACTICAL DENTIST, J. REYNOLDS & SON, NORTHWEST CORNER Thirteenth and Filbert 8t. PHILADELPHIA, MAKCFACTVHIRSOr l'ATINT WioiflMron Mult Heaters Willi Nhuklnir nnd CllnLrOrlnain C3ratrfr Ilurnlns Antbracite ar uiinwirvuB ibm CENTENNIAL wrougiit-iron: heaters. FOR BITUMINOUS OOAL, Keystone WROUGHT-IRON HEATERS, Cookinp Xang-ei, Xiow-dawn Oratea, kc, Ac Descriptive Clrctaars sbkt mi to any address. EXAMINE BEFORE SELECTING. Apu S7,1t-ly kt ' Main Street, opposite Episcopal Church, Blooms burg, Pa. rtr Teeth extracted without pain, aug 84. '17-ly. JgHOCKWAY & ELWELL, A T TO R N E Y B-A T-L A W, COU'MHAN BUILSINO, BlOOUlbhUrg, TO. Members of the United States Iaw Association. Collections made in any part ot America or Europe I rt B. A Vff J, llUCKALEWi ATTOHNKYB-AT-LAW, ' Bloomsbarg, Pa. Office on. Main street, nrstdoor below CourtUoute I TO F. A J, M. CLARK, ATTORNBVS-AT-LAW Bloomsburg, Pa, Office In Ent'i Building, H. C. SLOAN & BHD., liXOOMSDURU. PA, Hanuiacturen ot 11ILLMEYER, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Ornct-Adjolslng ttHtW. J. Buckalew. Bloomsburg, Pa. . U. UTTLI. HOST. (, UfTU. 17 II. A R. R. LITTLE, J' ATTORN EYB-AT.LAW, Blodhtsburg, Pa. r v-Buslness before the U. S. I'ateitOfflce attended I u.omcein(iieColuinbUinDuUdU(, u Carriages, Buggiss, Phaetons, Sleighs, PLATJTORMl WAOON8, to. rmt-claA worJwys on hand. REPAIRING NEATLY DONE. Prices reduced to suit the timet. Jon. t, 1677-U S2600 ug.ui, -Ur A TEAR. Al.sUwmU4.UOAU acMlerltluaU.PiLrUoulnrr A C3rrepondont, writing from Tucson, Ariionn, to tho Pittsburgh Telegraph, tells tho following interesting story of frontier liio: "There cnmes'Mountain Joo'on bis pony," s.ild my friend, Col. Fleiinco Fitz Roy, to day, ns wo were seated in tho ahido of a spreading mulberry, in tho Grand Plaza. The person referred to waia liandsotno-look ing young young man of perhaps thirty-five bometlilnc nbovo tho medium height, of giaceTul carriage nnd ngile appearance. He was nrmed with n bnlf-carbine, bnlf-navy revolver, tlint hung in a belt by his left side, and wa clad in a belt by his left side, and was clad in a buckskin suit. "Mountnin Joe,' as you call him, colonel, seems to be rather a fine specimen of the frontiersman, but I don t seo anything re' markablo about his pony, to which you par ticularly refer." "Thereby hangs a tale, which I will un fold if you feel like listening to it." "Go on j tell it by all means." '"Mountain Joe,' as he is called, was born somewhere in tho Eastern States, and in fatuated with the Indian stories he had read ran away from his parents and came to the Southwest. But he has had some hard knocks since, and the hardest were received in earning that pony,nr rather the worth of it. You see, a few years ago old Senor Romuldo, whose ranch lies out along the road, owned hat pony and one of the loveliest daughters in all these parts. He was immensely wealthy and owned several valuable mines, and there was no telling how much gold and silver bullion be bad stored away. 'Now, all the young fellows around here wero craiy after the girl Inw;,but Joe set his heart on the pony, and wanted to buy it. He is a fellow who always has his own way, and it is a blessed good thing that his head is always right, otherwise somebody would get into trouble. But when Joe tried to buy tho pony everybody thought ho was balked ior once. 'The Senor asked JC5 for it, and Joe dug around to raise the money. He raised it, all except $5, and wanted Romuldo to trust him for the rest of it till be would come back'from a hunting expedition. This the old Spanish curmudgeon refused to do, and Joe vainly appealed to his friends to loan him the other V. Failing he got mad and swore that he would, not livo in such a com munity. One day he left and was not beard from for nearly a year, "In tho meantime a band of Kickapoo Indians Bivooped down upon Romuldo's ranche, during his absence in town, ran off his stook and carried the pretty Inez away into their mountain fastnesses. Several parties went out in search ol tho captive, only to bs ambushed and whipped. Then it was that Senor Romuldo began to bewail the ab-cnte of 'Moil"" - Joe," for every body had laitb that he could liava rcued the lovely Inez from the dreadful fate m store for her. ' "Finally, just as tho unhappy Spaniard was giving up in despair, Joe suddeuly put iu appearance. 'If you will recover my child,' said.Romuldo, 'I will give you a half million dollars. You may have half my property, and whatever else you may ask,' "The jerked meat on his person satisfied the cravings of his appetite, and he found plenty of puro water to drink. At last he gave up, and gave up to die. Listening in tently be heard what seemed like human voices, and this once more rave him heart. Crawling in the direction from which the sounds came, he at length reached a point from which he was ablo to look into a vast rotunda, fitted up in barbaric splendor, and lighted with pine knots and sputtering lamps, and there, reclining on a couch of bear skins, Ito beheld Inez Romuldo talking with an old Indian squaw, who apparently was her jailer. "At length tlio oltl ling withdrew In an opposite directionand Joe speedily made his presence known to the fair captive. A hurried consultation followed, and tho whole situation was taken in. "Inez explained that sho was held a prison er by the chief of tho tribo, Red Etgle, who was a half-blood,hU father being a Spaniard. The entrance to the cave was narrow, well concealed, and its existence known only to a few of the Indians. They still swarmed In the mountains, but in two weeks wen ao- ing south for a raid upon the settlements, and only a small guard were to bo left iu the cave. "All thisInez hurriedly explained to Joe, and it was agreed that he was to lie conceal Carr George, deserted November 22, 1862. urake Ilcnjamin Private. Perr John " Dcrr Joseph " Dallous John " Datlous Samuel " Ernst Frederick " Eves William M, discharged on surgeon's tlficate November 22, 1862. Fenstamaker II, Private. Forytho Charles " Faukcy William, discharged on surgeon's certificate November 22, 1862. Getllng Benjamin Private. Grovor Stephen " Girton Wm G, discharged on surgeon's cer tificate November 22, 1802. Gensoll Joseph, transferred to Ulman's In dependent Battery, 2 December, 1802. Howell Theodore, Private. Iluttenstine D M " Hagenbuch W U Hummel John J " Harmon Benjamin " Hartzcl Jacob " Harmony Daniel " Hill James " Hock Michael " Jones Hervey, discharged on surgeon's cer- tlficate November 22, 1802. Kindt Matthias, Private. ed In the unexplored portions of tho cave to "ne Abraliam the rear, recover from his wounds, and wait lv,luuso 1 n"'P till the Indians loft before attempting a res- Krelscher Jerre " cue, while Inez was to furnish him with Kllne Oeorge C, absent, sick at muster out. provisions from her own allowance. n,ec,,t mmel W.l'rivate. "The chief, Red Eagle, in the meantime ae 1Ha"lni aesenca november 25, ibgz. treated her with distinguished rnnnidernllnn lj0vr William, 1'rivate. offering her no indignities, and ordering that I-ongenberger J B, deserted November 22, durtnj tho past 18 years, over tw.ooo.ooo. These goods sold by all Jobbers at manujacturcrs ritien. msrch 8, l87S-3m Rico Taxes paid dov'mn't in 1677 about 3,600,000. and 'I'm not particular auout lue rewaru, am, Joe, out l ii try nmi rescue tne gin. "And then he set about making prepara tions for tho undertaking. Several gallant young fellows volunteered to go with him, 1 ... I - 1 I IT. M.l TUB Great N8W lYJetllCinB! the overgrown revolver of his, stowed awayi auout ouu rarinuges anu auout leu puuuus of jerked meat in his clothes,and taking the trail of the Kickapoos, set out in tho early morning. He followed it all day cautiously, and by night was far up the mountains. Tho next day, near noon, as ho reached the brow of an immense precipice, tho red-skins opened on liiin In the rear. "He was completely trapped. All means of retreat were cut off, and there was death both before aud behind him. But Joe made up his mind to die game. Dodging behind a rock, he opened with his shooting-iron and made it lively for the ambushers. Every shot told, and Boon a dozen dead Indians were stretched out on the mountain top but their comrades were undaunted, and nearly a hun dred ol them made a dash to seize him. He had already killed tweuty-Blx of them, but he saw that he must Boon be overpower ed. "Fight was impossible, and preferlng to kill himself rather than be tortured by the Indians, ho rushed to the precipice, fully 2,' 000 feet high, and leaped into space. "But during his fearful descent he did not lose his presence of mind. He was going down near the face of the rocks, and observed that stunted pines and hemlocks grew Out of the frequent crevices. He began grasping in the tops of them, which first bent and then broke, but he found that be was break ing she force of hU fall. For the last 300 feet the bushes were thick, and. Joe was soon going down, dropping from one to the other in perfect safety, "At last he reached the bottom, suffering from a few bruises ant several rather serious wounds received in the contest with the Inalans overheard. Just as ho was con gratulating himself upon his wonderful es cape another pack of red deyils broke the chapral and opened fire. Another hand-to- hand contest took placo and Joe killed nlue of his enemies. He then started to run along the base of the cliff, when on a sudden the earth gave way under him and he fell Into a deep fissure. The Indians were immediately upon him, and fired two or three volleys down the hole and then covered it up with "Joe had fallen twenty feet, aud realizing the danger from shots from above, got un der the shelving of the rock and thus avoid' ed the balls, The Indians, supposing him dead, made no further investigations. Re alizing his desperate situation, Joe set about extracating himself, and found that he was in a vast cave with a large number of rami fications. In the midst of pitchy darkness he began bis exploration, which continued four or five days, but which to him teemed ,ii i -,( ). as many yearn. sho should have whatever she called for. Af ter three weeks of weary waiting Inez learn ed from the old woman that Red Eagle and braves, had gone, that four had been left to guard her night and day, iney took up their places in tho far corner of the great hall, and Joo waited impatiently until they should go to sleep. Day and night were the same in tho cave, but finally the braves stretched themselves out one after another to sleep. That sleep was their last, for four shots from Joe's revolving carbine fired in rapid succession killed them all before cith er was aware of his danger. 'The old woman was forced to guide them to the entrance of the cave, which was found after many windings, and Inez and Joe emerged from their (living tomb just after sunrise. Joe then saw that he had passed entirely through the mountain "Romulo and his friends had long given them both up for dead, and their feelings may be better imagined than described when they returned safe and sound after their mir aculous adventures. Ever since then Joe has ridden that pony and has been pefectly happy." "But you don't'mean to tell me colonel, that Joe got no other reward than that mis erable little piece of horseflesh. He married Inez, of course." ''That's the way story writers would fix things," said the colonel, "but they never deal in facts as I have done. The Senor was as good as his word, and got the survey or to divide the ranch into two equal parts, and showed Joe about fifteen cart loads of gold and silver bullion as his share, " 'No, sir,' said Joe, 'I want none of these, I want that sorrel pony. Hero are the $60, and I want to know If you will trust me for ihe other ?5.' " 1 11 give you the pony and anything cUc you want,' said the Ssuor, You deserve anything ou will ask for.' But with all that the Senor could say or do, Joo made him take the $G0 and let him have the pony with $5 due on it." "Well, that this is the most unnatural end to a wonderfully romantic story 1 ever heard. Col. Fitz Roy, there is something wrong with tho sentiment and civilization of Tuscon." 'Now.don't deceive yourself there again," put in the colonel. " 'Mountain Joe' and Inez Romuldo are to be married next week, and we will both go to the wedding." A Health-Giving Power! PUMVIKS THE BLOOD, INVIGORATES THE LIVER, promotes DIGESTION, and STRENGTHENS THE NERVES Ti.,1. nflVetuallv curlnir dlsciA. of what. rar name or nature, ii wwwtr trial. ltmi.IKl-' guarantee!!. VIO-3?l3I!3Nr3Il la AGIIKK AUI.K to tile talle, GIIATK Ml .n ik. bmiI met. eOlclentlv aa a CATHARTIC. ALTKllATIVK and UlU- UKTXC, Its action I. not attenueil tvltu -nv unntMi.ttt fvellnir. neither Is lan- erour nor debility eluerTenced, nut on the r..n,.a.v. rrre.fiiii.nt and Inrla-oratlon. Ita Imm.dlate effect upon the ulgeatlve ergana, whether Impaired by dl.eaae or evuauated from any cause, la to Increase tuelr powrere or atlimuaiion anu nwin .inn. iha amiatlta b.lnK lncrcaecd atonce To thoae atTectcd Willi au engorged con dition of the liver, aa lllllou.ne.a, cltar- aclerlseu uy a uu.Aty completion, a coaieu tongue, a pasty, had taate Inthe mouth, catirlcloua appetite and sluggish action of the bowels, with a aenae ot rnllneaa In the heait ana orraeniai uuiineaa, iuuii- ita effect upon the kldneya la no less haunr. a turuin, ira-iiaiinai ur.ne quickly cleared up by It, lnnainniatory and Chronic IlIIUUMA- T1BM will aoon disappear by a perelafcnt tseot VIGOHKJIIC. For the cure orskln Dlacaaea and Rrup tlona of all kinds, VIGOIUCMC la moat certain. ' VIQOUENE3 ta rompoeed of the active prvpertleaof IIEUUM, HOOTS), UUMS aud ii a it kh. that Nature alone furnishes. great care being taken by us that they are gathered at Ihe right season or the year" uad that they possess their aallya iph.t VI rsilltlCN& haa the uower to PUR IVY THIS Ul.OOl', INVIUOIIATK the LIVE1I, and STUlOl-ATK the U1GKST. 1VJC OHIMN8, la Indisputably proven by those who hare given It a trial and have been permanently cured. We do not ask you to try a dosen bottles .....rl.nc. relief, for we UUAKANTKK yea will feel better from the llrst few d VIOOIIKHB la atlonlshlng the world with Ita cares, and la throwing all oilier TONICS. ALTKIIATIVKH and ISVIUUll AMTa, Into the ahade. Put up In large AAA llefulres amal hatlla.. donble atrenstth. doeea, and la pleaaant to take Price, 8 1.00 per Bottle, WALKER t BADGER MFQ. CO., Prop'. I) foil It., 1 1 Titk, ill Iitii; City, V. 7. TIIE OBJECT OF KATllia." nsw book ar.ry on. should read, aeol tree upea racsljd of a una eeaiisiHup. for Sale at I J. UDIR-XTO- STORE, lHooiiisbmx, 18G2. Longenberger John, deserted November 22, 1862. Mcnch Christian, Private Miller Franklin " Mosteller Wm " .inner unanes, discharged on surgeons certificate, November 22, 1862. Slenere John, discharged on surgeon's cer tificate November 22, 1862. Mack Sedgwick It, transferred to Ulman's Independendent Battery December 2, 18C2. Miller Henry L, deserted November 21, '02. McMichael Joseph K, discharged on sur geon a certificate November 22, 1862. Nufs, Benjamin, deserted November 26, '62. Nuss Gideon, deserted November 26,1862. Potter John, Private. Price Jonas, " Patrick James, " Potter Lemuel " Russell Thomas ' Rider Daniel " Relnbold Lewis " Reinhart John, deserted November 4, 1862. Stine Michael, absent sick at muster out. Shannon Jared Y, Private. Seigfreid Hiram " Schug Charles, discharged on surgeon's cer tificate November 22, 1862. Steely Philip, deseited November 26, 1862. Seigfreid Jacob, deserted November 20, '62. Turner John, deserted Decembtr 5, 1862, returned April 1, 1863, mustered out with company. Wardln James M, absent, sick at muster out. Woomer Joshua, Private. Whare (Wharey) Israel " Williams Charles, discharged on surgeon's cerlihu.te November 22, 1862. Yoho Eliha, 'Vivate. Yohe Stephen " Yeager Henry V " Zimmerman Jerre, deserted date unknown 'Yes, I always get around it. lint it Is a lie, eyery word nf it. Never saw tho sea. What on earth can put such a notion Into my head ? An ocean of beer, probably.' 'O, but the whale you used to catch. You didn't think anything of going out all alone and towing in half a dozen whales before breakfast, just to give you an appetite.' Doggs groans and murmurs, 'Let me hang my harpoon on the willow.' 'But I say, Boggs,' continues bis torment or, 'there Isn't any question but that you fought in the Mexican war, Is there ?' 'Never fought nobody ;' and Boggs press es his throbbing temples with bis hands and almost weeps. 'What ! wasn't you the first man to wade the Rio Orande, carrying the stars and stripes? Didn't you capture Santa Anna, single handed, nnd receive the thanks of Oen. Taylor as you led him into camp by the coat collar ?' 'No, no, moaned Boggs. 'The Mexican war came on when X was 1 little boy. U, what a fool a man can make out of himself, when the wine is in, aud and his wife Is out,' with a painful consciousness that the old woman wouldn't stand any such non sense when she was around. 'Well, Mr. Boggs,' said the man, 'I shall begin to doubt some of the other statements that you made last night. I seriously doubt whether you gave Mr. Morse bis first ideas about the electric telegraph, or invented the telephone, or was the first man to discover Eli Perkins, or was with Stanley when be found Livingstone, or was an intimate friend of Christopher Columbns, or wrote for the Ledger, or hadn't a plan for the completion ol' the Washington Monument, or struck .Billy Patterson In the late strike, er hadn't an idea of writing an American play, or that you was drunk, or ' 'Hold, bold I cried Boggs, 'If I said I was drunk, it Jwas one bit of truth that I told last night. Let's shake on that.' So they shook each other, and thus they parted. Cineinnatli Saturday Night. HISTORY OF COLUMBIA COUNTY. MILITARY RECORD. Drafted ililitla Nine Months Service. 178th Iicgimmt, COMPANY I. The company was mustered in mainly from the 1st to tho 5th of November 1862, and mustered out 27 July 1863, and all the men not otherwise disposed of wre mustered out with the Company. William II Shuman, Captain. William II. Relnbold, 1st Lieutenant, discharged May 6, 1863. Robert S Ent 1st Lieutenant, promoted from 1st Sergeant. Daniel G Enf, 2d Lieutenant June 6, 1863, discharged on surgeon's certificate April 29. 1863. Albert McDowell, 2d Lieutenant, promoted from private to Sergeant Dec. 16, 1862, to 2d Lieutenant May 15, 1863. Franklin P Kelley, 1st Sergeant, promoted from private July 1 1863. Thomas F Harder, Sergoant, promoted from Corporal July 1, 18G3. Daniel B Stevens, Sergeant, absent In boa nital at muster out. Jacob II Yohe, Sergeant, promoted from private July 1, 1863. Daniel L Everhait, Sergeant. Uriah J Campbell, Sergeant, discharged December 2, 1862. Ebenezer S Case, Corporal. John Erwln, promoted to Corporal Decern ber 16, 1862. George W Jacoby, promoted .to Corporal December 2, 1862. Alfred FSIajman, Corporal, William Abbott " Samuel P Levan, " William E Shannon " Tbomns II Hamilton deserted December 10, 1862. Adams David, Private. Athlon Emanuel " Armerllng 0 S U, " Beaver Joseph 11 " Boon Emanuel ' Backer Nicholas " Beaver Benjamin " Beaver John " Heaver Peter " Bredbenner S, discharged on surgeon's cer tlficate November 22, 1862. Billfg William, discharged on surgeon's cer tificate November 22, 1662. Creasy Jobu P, Private. Conner Henry " Crawford Jackson " Josh Hillings on birds. QUAILS. The quail Iz a game bird, about one sire bigger than the robbin, and so sudden that they hum when they fly. They have no song, but whistle for music ; the tone iz sol itary and sad. They are shot on the wing, and a man may be good in arithmatick fust rate In parsing, and even be able to preach acceptably, but II he ain't studied qnall on the wing he might as well shoot at a streak of lightning in the tky as at a quail, on the go. Biled quail, properly supported with jel leys and a Champagne Charlie, is just the most difficult thing, in my humble opinion, tew beat in the whole history ov vittles and something to drink, I am no gourmand, for I kan eat bread and milk five days out of seven, and smack my lips after I git thru, but if I am asked to eatjbiled quailby a frUnd.with judishous ac companyment, I blush at fust, then bow my head, then smile sweet acquiescence, In other words, I always quail before such a request. THE PARTRIDGE, The partridge iz alto a game bird. Tbeir game is tsw drum on a log in the spring ov the year and keep both eyes open, watching the sportsman. Partridges are shot on the wing, and are az'easy to miss az a ghost iz It iz phun enough to see the old bird hide her young brood when danger iz near. This' must be seen ; it can't be described, and make enny body believe it. The partridge, grome, aud pheasant are cousins, and either of them straddle a grid iron natural enuffto have been born there. Take a couple of young partridges and pot them down, and serye up with a V'mdof a chorus, aud they beat the ham sandwiches you buy on the Camden and Amboy road 87 per cent. I have eat these lamentable New Jersey ham-sandwiches, and must say that I prefer a couple of basswood chips, soaked in mustard water, and stuck togeth cr with Spalding's glue. THE WOODKOK. The fust thing yer generally see ov a woodkok iz a whizz and the last thing a whirr. How so many ov them are shot on the wing Iz a mystery to me, for it iz a quicker job than snatching penny oph a red hot stove. I have shot at them often, but never remember ov my killing one ov them yit, They are one ov the game birds, and men ny good judgta think they are the most ele gant vittles that ware fethera, TIIE GOSLIX, The goslln iz the old goose's young child. They are yeller all over, aud as soft az a hull nf nnrtt.,1 Thai fnrx I It is singular, the hallucinations that will .., tW t . . ,. , ' get possession of a man when he is in his ... nil ,hn ,., , . . cups. Now there is Boggs, a temperate and , nbou, ,6th , . fl ..c. ,.11., hn ..t. t. . ' .. " , ' . '''l , r7L known to die uaturally. If a man hhould llktio UU nuuiciuicn ill no ivio vuv most extraordinary stonea by land and sea, pure one of thein. He imagines that be has been In the curious old towns of East and West Looe, Cornwall, England, might have been seen a few years ago cages which within the memory of the oldest inhabitants had been used for tho purposes for which they were originally Intended the reception of com mon (feminine) scolds. On the last occasion icy wero used. Mesdames Whit and Niles, conspicuous for linuistic powers, determined on an appeal to Mr. John Chubb, the Mayor. Tho former lady arrived first at the seat of judgment, and went, hammer and tongs, at cr story j but Mrs. Niies soon appeared on the scene, when the contioversy assumed so vituperative a character that the Mayor called for the constables. Each of the ladies then appeared triumphantly,for each thought that retribution was at band for the enemy, whereas, to their dismay, tin astute digni tary ordered both to be caged until tbey bad settled their dispute. After brief incarcera tion, during which tbey were objects of much ubllc interest, they emerged mild as milk. 'enzance also bad a cage. The custom seems to have been confined to Cornwall. Poetical. TUB NEWH-CAItlllEU. BY CATHARINE 8, BOYD. "How do you know f "What loM you so t" Tlieso words you often ticar ; And tben It often lmpiris. ttHi, This snswi-r meet i our enr s "A little tlrtl has told the tale, And far It spreads o'er hill and dale." Now let us wo If this can be. How can tho btrds nnd out so well, And (rive tlio news to all J Or If they know, why need they tell ? And which among the feathered tribe Must we to keep our Beercts bribe ? The busy crow t As all well know, lie sometimes breaks the laws ; We shall icuret It, when he does, For he will gle us cause. Though slyest of tho feathered tribe. The crow would scorn to heed a bride. Not robin red ; he holds his head With such an honest air, And hlstlea bravely at his work, But has no time to spare. 'I mind my own concerns," says ho i "Tliey're most Important, all may see i" Nor birdie blue, so leal true ; Ho never heeds the weather. But In the latest winter days Ills fellows flock together ; And then, indeed, glad news they bring ot early buds and blossoming. Might not each one beneath tho sun Of all the raco reply, It questioned who should wear the cap, "oh, nol It Is not It" Por there are none who, every day, Are busier at work than they. They chatter too, as others do ; But what It Is about, The wisest Bags In all the earth Might puzzle to make out. But I'm as sure as I can be, They novor talk ot you or me. We hear "They say" oh, every day I Are they the birds, I wonder, That haTe Buch power w 1th words to part The dearest friends asunder ? Or must we search this wide world through To bring the culprits full In view 1 The birds, wo see, though wild and free. Have something else, to do ;' And reader, dont you think tho same Might well be said of you T It really seems to be a shame That they should always bear the blame, St. Nicholat. TUB LITTLE WOMAN. Would the diamond eeem such a peerless gem It it measures oue foot round 7 Would the rose-leaf yield such a sweet pcriamo If It covered yards ot ground? Would the dewdrops Bccm so clear and puro If dew like rain should fall J Or the little woman bo halt so great If she were six feet toll ? Tin the hand as soft as the nestling bird That grips with the grip ot steel j Tls the voice as sweet as the summer wind That rules without appeal. And the warrior, scholar, Uio Balnt and sage, May fight, and plan and pray The world wUl wag to the end of time In the UtUe.womau'a way. l!oS Wonderful Stories. .Unearthly Visitors. THE a'OOR QUEER COMPANIONS. Cibbcr, the actor and dramatist, in com pany with, threo friends, once made an ex cursion. Cibber had a false set of teeth ; one of his friends a glass eye ; a Becoud friend, a cork leg ; but the third bad noth ing particular, except a remarkable way of shaking his head. Tbey traveled in a Kst coach, ana while at tho first Btage, after each had made merry with bis neighbor's in firmity, they agreed that each baiting place they would all itlTect the same singularity. When they came to breakfast they all squin ted, and, as the countrymen stood gaping round, when they alighted: "Od rot it!" cried one, how that man aqulnts I" Why," aU a second, "here be another squinting fellow 1" The third was thought to be a better squinter than the other two, anc the fourth better tnan all the rest. In short, language cannot express how admirably they all squiuted for they went one degree beyond the superlative. At dinner they appeared to have cork legs ; and their stumping about made uioro diversion than at breakfast. At tea they were all deaf; but at supper.whlch was at the Ship, at Dover, each man re sumed his character, the better to play bis part iu a farce they bad concerted amort rbem. When they were ready to go to bed, Cibber called out to tho waiter. "Here, ynu fellow J take out my teeth." "Teetb, sir?" said the man. "Ay, teeth, air 1 Unscrew that wire, and they'll all come out together." After some hesitation, the man did as ha was ordered. Then another called out : "Here, youl take out my eye I" "Lor', Birl" said tho waiter, "your eye I" Yes, ray eye I Come here, you stupid dogl Pull up that eyelid, and it will come iea of bis ad en ures T T dta a"ltUral delb' 1 - 4".b,i" every """n't believe bim under oath after that, Tuu (lol th th!r j cr 1 U .rf ' T'e,my no' f Hl ut seeing a goose die. ,.. OT, . TV everywhere, seen everything and met every body, when the fact is that he was born and raised iu a little town where be resides, and was nevei more than fifteen miles away from home in all hlslifc. He has traveled alto gether 'iu bis mind.' He quite believes all be is telling while the 'spirit' Is on, but mournfully repudiates It all the next mnrn- lug. 'Then you didn't go on a four years' whal ing voyage when you was a boy ?' says a man, the following day, after sitting up un The goose are different In one respect from the human family, who are icd tew 'grow weaker and wlzer, whereas a gosliu alwut grows tulfer aud more phoollsh. 1 havs seen a goose that they sed wtis 78 years old last June, ann didn't look an hour older than one that was only 17. Ihe goslln waddles when he walks, and paddles when he swims, but he never dive like a duck out of sight iu the water, but only changes ends, The food of uv the goslln is rye, coro.oaU cried nut : Here, you rascal I Take olfmy leg!" This the wftiter did with less reluctance, having been before apprised that it was cork aud also conceiving that it would be bis last job. He was, however, mistaken. Thn fourth watched bin opportunity, and, whllo the frightened waiter was surveying with rueful couutedauce, the eye, teeth mid leg lying ou the table, cried out in a frightened hollow voice: "Come here, sir take off my head !'' Turulng round, ami aeelng the wian'n head shaking like that of a mandarian upon man, the following day, after si ting up un- k.i. .. . i i . . ,, ueau snasing imeiuaniia manuanan upon .n.i... i i. ' , aml barley, sweet apples, hasty pudding. . i.i..,n.. i. ,l.,f..i . r n. ill a .lie ..our u. tuo .i.gu. ..sa-oiug 10 me BUCCotash BnJ ,,.,, ,,,,. " """""'' : "" t iii "o-,-" anil, alter stumbling headlong downstairs, wonderful tales of the sea, etc. Whale nothln' I' says Boggs, trying to rub a whiskey sliver out of his eyes. 'I don't fee why I tell that cussed lie every time I get uudgy. 'Ihe only experience I ever bad in that line was tho whaling I useu to get iroui tne oiu ninu. And 1 am afraid he didn't give mo unough of it, either.' 'You said you went before tho mast.' 'It was a mistake. Tho mast went before me.' raw meat, wine, jelly aud turuips.stale bread, knld hash, aud buckwheat cakes that are left let. They atn't so particular as some people what they rat.wou't get mad and quit if tntf kan't have wet toast aud lamb chops every mnrnlng for breakfast, ran about the house swearing that thn gen tlemen above atajra were certain) all dev Un (luarJ, An hour after' midulght the other night a policeman discovered a resident of Watson street sitting on his front door step with a Puzzled at tho The Romans have from time immemorial been addicted to playing in the lottery "the I big club across his knees. numbers" of any distinguished personage iltuation, the officer made aome iuquiries, upon bis death, There wag a ruth at all I "d tho citizen answered : "My dog aied to Never heard a moro Interesting story In the royalloltery offices in the city to play day, aud It', my opinion that burglars put my life,' continued the man, 'than that you the number of the late Pope 7 " ,68 80 "i" 't oftue way so as to uiako u raid on gave of going arouud the Horn.' Seven Indicates the date of his death, 32 the Iho houso to-night." 'Well, I didn't go around any horn while length of his pontificate, 68 the Pope him- "Why, you haveu't anything for 'em to I wa telling It, you cau bet,' growled Hogg, self, and 80" the yearn of hit life. Not a steal," said the officer bo kuew that the ousalda terrible storm camsup. Ev- I slnirle one of the aWn nnmU w. vlr. eryuouy iriguiened to death except yourself ed by the wheel : "W rtheleas It Is believed I lie captalu torn you to take the helm. that they will win sooner or later, and tbey ! umu.ao.Turroucioiumeiotaiceit, will continue the favorites during there uin 1 1 am woggs, uuieriy. maloder of the year. The Government has Ihe thunder rolled, the lightning flashed, no objection, having already reaped an un and there stood the Horn over a thousand usually rich harvest f'oni the popular In- leei uigu, jiuv you got around it uulgeuce in this belief. family bad been supported by the ixiorni as ter all winter. "Haven't, eh I'' replied the man In an injured voice "iliilu't I bring h"me a hull cod full and tno tea store cUromos this fore noon?" He still continued on guard as tho tfikcr passed along. Vttritit itt V. V