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Tho Jobbing Department of the Coi.ciib.an Is very complete, and our .1 U Printing will compare fnvoriv. blj" with that of tho largo cities. All work done on ttem and, neatly and at moderate prices. srAc. One Inch Tun Inches M. !. IM, K. fl.lK) M.&0 H.IM til" . l.COT 4.10 6.M . Three Inches .'o Fourthchra B."0 ouartcr column e.oo llalf column ,...lo.o" One column ......S'loo 4.W 7 cu ir.wi 7.0S .00 U.Oil s.oo ln.rn 1 eo H.oo Ip.hi ts.no tMK) 00.00 (0.00 10.1 fo.i t.i SO 00 loo.to Vsa.iv Bif.piiuinittlt hm-alilA mttirtprlv. Tr- slenl advertisements must be paid for Uforelnsetl oi ept where parties batn aocoiihts. I -gal advertisements two rto'liirofier Inch for tbrrs Insertions, and at that rale for addltlonaljnseriloni iihout reference to length. Kiecutor's, Amlnlstratort and Audltov's netted three dollars. Must be paid for when Inserted. Trsnsientor Local notices, twenty cents alms regular advertisements half rates. Cards In tho "llustness Directory" column, out dollar per yetr for each lino. g:i'.ISgT'stor.uaPpl.te,. BLOOMSBURG, PA., FRIDAY , MARCH 8. 1878. THE COLUMBIAN, VOL. XII, NO. 10 COLUM 11IA UEMOtJltAT, VOL. XMt, NO, IS RL0031SBURG DIRECTORY. QJ CI IOOl70RI)ERfl, rank,lullirnTeT"nml neatlv bound In small books, on hand and tor sale at the I'olcxbiah omcc. BVi; jANK DEEDS, em Parchm-'nt and Linen ancr. common and for Admin si rotors. Kuccu- tnrs am d trustees, for salo cheap at the Columbian onice, MAHUIAOE CERTIFICATES jnst printed and for salo at the Columbian Office. Minis. era of tho (lospcl nnd Justices should supply them selves with these necessary articles. JUST 1 0 ES anil ContabiesT "EecltlTls forTale at tho Columbian onice. They contain the cor rected tees as established by tho last Act of the Ig. Aturoupon tho subject. Every Justlcoandcon stablo should have ono. V ENDUE NOTES just printed and for sale I'Ueiip Ul UlU lOLVUBIAN U1UIC, CIXICKS, WATCHES, AO. .0. E. SAVAGE, Dealer In Clocks, Watches and Jewelry, Main St., Just below tho Central 1'ltOPESSlONAL CAHDS. Ct (1. RARKLEY, Attnrney.at.Lnw. Office a In llrower'B building, 2nd story, Itooms 4 A S. DU. VM. M. KEBER, Burgeon and l'liysi clan, onico a. K. corner Hock and .Market T 11. EVANS, M. D., Surgeon and Physt- . clan, (Onico and ltcsfdcnco on Third street, corner Jefferson. T H. McKELVY, SI. D., Surgeon and l'hy J , slclan, north side Main street, below Market. II. ROI1ISON, Attornev-nt-Law, In Ilartman's building, Main street. Office ROSENSTOCK, Photographer, , Clark Wolf's More, Main street. MISCELLANEOUS. ID LOWENllEUO. Slerchant Tailor Main St., above Central Hotel. S. KUIIN, dealer in Meat, Tallow, etc., Centro street, between Second and Third. BUSINESS OAUDS. E. WALLEH, Attorney-at-Law. Increase of Pensions obtained, Collections made, onice, Second door from 1st National llank, DLOOMSnUKO, l'A. Jan. It, ISJ8 D It. J. C. R UTTER, PHYSICIAN A 8UHQEON, Office, North Maket street, Mar.5T,'T4 Dloomsburg, Pa. s AS1UEL KNOKR. ATTOUNE Y-A T-L A W, HLOOMSllUIiO, PA. omco, Ilartman's Block, corner Main and Market streets jJ- U. FUNIC, Attornoy-at-Law, Increase of Pensious Obtained, Collections Sladc. BLOOMSIlUIta, PA. OlllCO In COLUMBIAN llClLDISO. DR, I. L. RAltD, PRACTICAL DENTIST, Main street, opposite Episcopal Church, Ulooms Jarg, Pa. ttr Teeth extracted w Ithout pain, aug 24, 'T'.ly. JKOCKWAY & EIAVELL, A T TO It N E Y S-A T-L A W, Columbian Hciluino, Dloomsburg, Pa. Members of tho United Stales Law Association, collections made In any part of America or Europe p U.& W.J.I1UCKALEW, ATT011NEVS-AT-LAW, Dloomsburg, Pa. omco on Main Street, first door below Court Houso F. t J. JI. CLAKK, ' ATTOKNEYS-AT-LAW Dloomsburg, I'a. Offlco In Ent s Uulldlng. TP P. HILUIKYKK, ATTOHSEV AT LAW. Office Adjoining C. It. & W. J. Itucknlcw. llloomsburg, Pa, E. II. I.ITTLB. EOB'T. K. L1TTLB. jjl II. A K. It. LITTLE, ATTOHNEYS-AT-LAW, llloomsburg, Pa. tifllnslness before tho U. S.PatentOfflceattcnded to. onico In tho Columbian Building. -38 H KliVKY K. SMITH, ATTORNKY-AT-LAW, Otllce In A. J. Evan's New IlriLniNO, HLOOMSllUIiO, PA. Member of Commercial Law and llank Collection As boclatlon. oct.u, 'TT-tl LIAM IlltYSON, ATTO 1 1 N K Y-AT-L AM', Centralia, Ta. Fb 18, '70. p W.MILLER, ATTOUNEY-AT-LAW omco In Drowcr's building, second tloor.room No. 1, llloomsburg, Pa. W.n. Abeott. W. II. II A1JHOTT & UIIAWN, Attorney s-at-Lnw. CATAWIS3A, PA. Pensions obtained. dec 81, 77-ly MISCELLANEOUS. vy HOW E L ' DENTIST. omce In Ilartman's Hlock, second floor, corner Main and Market Streets, r.LOOMSUUItO, PA May 80-ly. ft M. DRINKER, OUN and LOCKSMITH. Sewing Machines and Machinery ot all kinds re paired. OrKttA Housi Building, llloomsburg. Pa, IREAS BROWN'S INSURANCE AO EN ; OY', Exchange Hotel, Llloomsburg, Pa. Capital. .ICtna, ins Co., of Harltord, Connecticut, Liverpool, Indon and Ulobe Koyalof Liverpool , Lanotnshlre Fire Association, Philadelphia Atlas ot Hartford ... Farmers Mutual ot lunvlllo lUnvllle Mutual...... Home, New York..,?T. Commercial Union .- .. ,Mm,ooo , 13 600.0UU . 10,OUUf00 , S.llnl.ttiO dHj.oon 1,000,000 ,, 76,000 .. S,si,(Xio .. 17,000,000 178,&S,0OO March M,1I-y B F. HARTMAN VErKESINTS TUX IOUOW1NU AMERICAN INSURANCE COMPANIES) Deeming ot Muncy rennsvivama. orlliAiuerlcn of Philadelphia, Pa Franklin, of " Peuns)lvanlaof " i armers of Y'ork, Pa. Hanover of New York. Manhattan of " onico on Market Street No. e, llloomsburg, Pa, oct. no, 17-ly. HEALTH AND HAPPINESS, Health and Happiness are priceless Wealth to their IHiSSCbtfOrn, aim irv im'J uiu nuum iuo iruvu v. try one ho n ill uo WHKfllT'S L1VKU PILLS, The only euro CUIUS for Torpid Liter, Djepepla, II. nrl.,1 In' Kour KtnmaLh. ColihlltuitlOll. lleblUlv. Nausea, aud all Hlllluu couiplalnlaand lrtooduia- f.r.irri oneuLiiUtneuulebS Mimed 'Wm. Wright, pbila," It lour i ruggbt will not bupj-ly Mud us reuts fur ono box to Luirick, holler i Co., to U. ilh CATAWISSA. M. L. EYEHLY, AVIVIIN K 1 .Al-LAW, CaUwtoas, Pa. t-ollectlons nron.Dtly mado and remitted. Offlco onposltc CatAwlssa Deposit Bank, (ms At'U. L. savb. jno. x. rrrxiKR. chas. s. xnwABbs. WJI. II. HAGENBUCU, WITH Until), I'rjiiilcr d. IiHvnrilN, (successors to lienedlct Dorscy t Kms, va Market street. Importers and dealers In CHINA, GLATS AND QUEENSWAKE, W3 Market Street, Philadelphia. Constantly on hand original and Assorted Packages June W, IHy "BLOOMSBURG TANNERY. a. hi: n it ixc: "1 ) ESl'EOTEULLY announces to the public JLV mat nu nas reopened r-...ar- SNYDEll'S TANNERY, 'jK-'jKtf" (old stand) Uloomsburg, Pa., at the JtV-iifil Forksotthe Kspy and Light Street ' ii roads, where all descriptions ot leather will be made In tho most snltstnntlAl ntid wnrkmnnltkR mAnher. and sold at prices to suit the times. Tho highest price In cash win at an limes De pam ror G HE EN HIDES of every description In the country. The public pat ornago ts respecttuuy souciwa. HloomsbiirK, Oct. 1. ls- GLAZING AND PAPERING. "nrSI. V. IIODINE. Iron Street below sec- t J ond, Bloomsburg, Pa., Is prepared to do al kiqus ui PAINTING, GLAZING, and l'APEIl HANGING. In the best styles, at lowest prices, and at short uoucc. Parties havlng'such work to do will Bare money calling on me. All work warranted to give satisfaction. ollcltcd WM. F. BODINE. PATENTS. P. A. Lchmann, Solicitor of American and Fore'gn Patents, Washltgton, D. C. All business connected with Patents, whether before the Patent Office or the Courts, promptly attended to. Mo charge made unless a patent Is secured. Send for a circular. May 4, 77-tf t w yVTAINWRIOIIT A CO., WHOLESALE OKOCEKS, rnlUDBLrulA, Dealers In TEAS, STllUrS, COFFEE, Sl'GAR, MOLASSES, HICK, SI'ICKS, BICABB BOHA, LC, iC. N. E. Corner second nnd Arch streets, t"Orders will recelTO prompt attention, tf Orangeville Academy. REV. C. Z, CANPIELD.A. M.,PrincipaI. If you want to patronize a FIRST CLASS SCHOOL, WUEHE ISOAItl) AND TUITION AHE LOW, give us a trial. Next term begins MONDAY, APRIL 15, 1S7S For Information or catalogue apply to THE PRINCIPAL. July !7, 77-ly Orangeville, Pa. HIGHEST AWARDS CVlileniiliil llxlilbltluli. J. REYNOLDS & SON, NORTHWEST CORNER Thirteenth mill Filbert StN. PHILADELPHIA, MANCFACTrUKKS OF PATKNTBl WrongJiMron Air-ftM Heaters Willi Miukltiff nnd i llnkrMirlnillnir (irulrforl II urn in k .lutiiruciic ir iniuinii cihh ioni CENT12NNIAJj ayrougiit-ikon: iieateks. TOR BITUMINOUS COAL, Keystone WRODGHT-IRON HEATERS, Cooking Ranges, low-down Orates, dtc, tc, Descriptive Circulars sbnt fsbb to any address. EXAMINE BEFORE SELECTING. Apill 87, "77-ly Atl M. C, SL0AN.& BRO., 1II.U091SUURG, I'A, Manufacturers of vaiTUgvs, saggics, iawwua, UAKiguB; FLATFOItM WAGONS, 4C First-class work. always on hand. ItEPAIRIKU NEATLY DONE. Prices reduced to suit the times. 6 Jan. e.UTT-tf LOVERS how to iret marrlid. Iho bar HOOK OP KKOWL. KIKIE, or .secrets of l.ov e, courtship and Marrlaire hhowlnir narpuy oitiain ueaiui, wealtk and distinction, ond apieurtoadiantatreln society voo jum-u iinj.u u bold. Mailed for 10 els. In postage stamps or currency. Address .Tin Union 1-l'Biiaiilsa lout-AKT, Newark, N.J, die.lt, T7-Im Jwioo $2500 & TRAIL Arenuwuted, lluit neaalerltluiste.l'mllcularsfree. Hinnil oaTUco.,siuii.yo. auf. 17, Tl-Iy II to OPIUM and UarvbtM tUUl tWUuly 4 K-MJ!!y cinsl, laJkhM, htl'MUUtj'. lMsJUij. AU IT, Tl-ij ' VEGETINE," Sajs a Boston physician, "has no eipml tisablood purlller. Hearing of its many wonderful cures oier all other remedies had failed. I Mslted, tho labora tory, and conilncert myself of Its genuine merit It Is prepared from barks, roots, and herbs, each of which Is highly effcctUe, nnl they are compounded In such a minner as to nrortucn nstnnistiin i. suits." YI5GE1TNE Is tho great mood Purlller. Will euro the worst case ot scrofula. VEGRTINIfl Is recommended by physicians and apothecaries. Una effected some rnnncllotis cures In cases ot Can cer. VEGETINE Cures the worst cases of Canker. VEGKLMNE Meets with wonderful success In MercurlAl diseases. VEGtiTrNti Will eradlcato .salt Iiheum from the system. VEGETINE liemovcs Pimples and Humors from tho f.tce. ri:GETJNJ Cures Constipation nnd regulates tho bowels. VEGETINE Is a valuable remedy for Headache. I VEGETINE Will cure Dyspepsia. VEGETINE llestores the entire system to a healthy condition. VEGETINE Ilrmoes Uie causo of Dizziness. VEGETINE ltcll.Tcs Kalntness at the stomach. VEGETINE Cures Pains In tho Back. VEGETINE Effectually cures Kldeny Complaint. VEGETINE Is elTcctlvc In Its cure of Female Weakness, VEGETINE Is the great remedy for General Debility. VEGETINE Is acknowledged by all clasps of teoplo to be the uesi auu mosi renauie itioou j-unuvr m mu wurju. VEGETINE la Trepared by J-I. R. STEVENS, Boston, Vegctine is sold by all Druggists. " tfe xviarcu The -Seaside Library. Choice books no loncer tor the few only. Tho best standard noiels within tho reach of cery one. Hooks usually sold from Jl to3 given (unchanged una nnuunaged) tor iu ana cenis. IM. -liie i ouni or jionie-c ribio, Aiex iiuuiaa Iff.. Tho King's Own, by Cnpt. .Marrjot 157. Hand and Gloe, by Amelia 11. Edwards 150. The Pnantom Wilu, by Captain Marryat los. i rea.surc i rove, oy aInuel i.oer 101. Tho World W eil Lo-,t, E. Ljnn Linton :k l unp, oy AH'Miuuir iiuuiua tr,j. Shirley, charlotte Ilront-i 1C3. Frank Mlldmay, by Capuln Marr at 165. A Modern Minister (Vol. 1.) Cheu'ly-Noul las The I nst Aldlnl. bv (ieorire tand 107. Iho tjueri.'s Necklace, by lex. Dumas ICS. Con Cregan, by t harles I ever ir.i. St. Patrick's hve, by Charles Lever 170. Newton Horsier, by Captain Marryat iu. liosui!?c iu roriuue, uy ansa iiuuuuii 172. riievnlter do Mal.on Houce. by Dumas 173. Juuhet In search of a Father, by Cactaln Marrjat c 17t. Kato o'Donoirhue. bv Charles Lever sue 175. 1 he pacha ot il any Tales, Cup! ain Marryat loc 176. Ferelval Kecne by Captain Murrs at loc lii.i.euruc uunierourv s nm. uy .ins. iivuit Wood S"c 179. Hare (lood Luck, bv 11. E. Francllllon loc na. 'i no nisiory oia Liime, ny icioy iiugu Iso. Armalade, by Wilkin Collins va isi. Tho countess de Charny, Alex Dumas luc 152. Juliets ouardlun, by .Mrs. Cameron We 1-3. Kenllnorth, by tlrYalterscott sue 1.5. "(.ood-lijo sweetheart." by lthmla llrougton loc tso, 1 laWd copperlleld, by Charles Dickens sue l"l. iUUOIl, IJJ AlfMlllUtTKUIIIUl ."X. l-'H. The Swiss Family ltohlnson lc lvj. Henry liunb.u, by Miss Hrad.lon loc 190. Memoirs uf a 1'ln-slclnn. by Alev Dumas aoc llil.TheTliree Cutlers, by captain Marryat 1 o ivj. i ne i onmraiors, uj leAanuer inuiiiw 183. Heart of Midlothian, Sir v niter scott sue 194. No Intenltuns. In Florence Murrjatt loc 195. Habel ot Havana, bv Alexander Dumas luc 190. N lcholas leklehr. bv Charles Dickens Hoc 197. Nnncy. by llhoda liroughton luc 193. fettlers In Canada, by curtain Marryat mo 800. The Monk, by Matthew (I. Lewis, M ivv. uioisiers ana me neuriii, vy .iia. ueuuu i:w s. .11. t: IOC For sale bv all llooksellers and Newsdealers. 'Or suni. rusinge prepaiu. on u-iliul ui imiu. OEOimi: MUNHO, Publisher. P.O. ltox fC57. si, 83 and 83, Vandewater St., N. Y, aug 3. "77-o The Great New Medicine! A Health-Giving Power! PURIFIES THE BLOOD, INVICORATES THE LIVER, PROMOTES DICESTION, nnd STRENGTHENS THE NERVE8, Tliuu ulTVctuul! v ciirlitir ilUcase of i,hut ever Mum or nutlire. It I worthy of u trlul, itl'.i.lf.i' (;uuiiiiiieeu. VIC3-On.EIKr33 I. AlillKKAlll.i: to tlixtiitlH. OIIATKKCI fo tlie utoinucli. unit urt, efllrletilly a u 'ATIIAKT1C, AL.TEIIATIVI: uu.l 1)11'. ltKTIC, It, itctloii i nut uttvinleil ,lth hiiv uuiilenvunt fielliic. neither I, lun Kour nor debility eipertenreil, Imt on the contrary, refreshment unit liivlf;orutlon. It, Immeiltitte ellert tinoit tile tllue,tUe urRuii,, whether Imimlreil by ilUeute or eiliuimleil nolil unv Cllll,e. I, iu incieunu Ihelr pov,er, uf iislmllutluii uml nutrl- t lun, l lie upnellle neing inrieuiea ui unce, Tu tliuie ulrectt-il with un rniroraeil ron. illtlon of the liver, a, lllllou,iie, chur- uctvi ixeii ii y a uu,kv roniiiexiuii, u fomwi tonttiie, u w,l huh iu,ie iiiiiiemuuiii,a cuiiilclou, uniielile nun siultuisu imion or the bowel,, Y till u ,eii,e ot fulliir,, tn thelieuauliilurnielilul ilnllne,,, Vltiujl l l-l urine, niuit vsluulil,, II, eiiei:, uii.,i lilt. Kiiinrji iiw ir.i huiipy, it tuxbhl, IrrltutluK urine 1, iiiruiv (lruri'ii ill, i i Iiifluiiimulury uml I'hrunle ltIli:C?l. tisji , ill Hiioii iiii,iiir ui iieiiiaicii, e uf Vl(illltt:NK. Kur the rui, nfSklli I)la,ea uml Krup- lion, ur mi uiiiu,, iuuin-..r. is mu,i tertuln. 1 VKiOllIlM: I, rumpoieil nf the active nroliertlra of IIKltllS, lllKl l S, UU3IB anil 1IAI11CH. thut JViiture ulouu furnishes. Kreut rurw belni; tuken by us thut they ure guinereii u I inv ri,iii -uu,i u, ,i,e eui, uml thut they iiu,ae llielr itutlve virtue. Thut viutiiii':.'vi; nu, iiieiioweriut'uii- Jl'Y TIIK Hl.tlOl), l.NVItillltATK the I.IVKlt, uml ST1.MI I.A 1 li llie llUiliHl. IVK OIIOAMt, I, lmllaiutuhl)-iiiuven by llloe who huve clvell It iven ii u iriua unii uuve been liermuiienf ly tuii-ii tu riliei'leure relief, lor e CUAHA.NTIIH We no not UkK VOU I oil In try u ilozeit liolllei lef. lurwc ;i!AltA.Vl'i:i you ill (loara. feel better fiom the llrt few VKlOllUNi; Is Ulloiilahlui: I 111- worlil with it, rui-ri. unil la lluuvtlUK nil utile TOMCS, Al.TKHA I 1 I.N uml IftVltiUII ANT!,, lulu llie ahuile. I'ut Ui In lure bullies. double tlenirlll lteiiulrea Blliull iloe, uml I, ileu,uul Iu tuke. 1'rlte, 01,00 per ltollle. WALKER &. BADGER MFG. CO., Prop's. Jits St., Hiv Toil, ui Jipii; City, V. . THE OBJECT OF EAT1NO." a new Look erfri on, ahould read, stut free upou receipt of a on. cut Biaup, For Sale at N. J. DBTJQ- STORE, LBlooiusbiii'g, Ia. JSB.IS, TS-ljr. Select Story. ONIA A HUSK. Tom Tracy, yet a young man, had grown to bo a very bail one. At heart ho might have been nil right If his heail and hU wll1 hail only been right, but these being wrong the whole machine nas going to tho bail very fat, though thcro wero times when the heart felt some of lis truthful ycarrlngi. Tom had lost tils pines as foreman of the machine shop ntid.'vhat money he had earn ed came from odd-join of tinkering, which ho was able to do here and there at private houses; for Tom was a genius as well as mechanic, and when his head was steady enough he could mend a clock or clean a walch as well as ho could set up and regu lato an engine and this latter ho could do better than any other man ever employed by the Scolt's Falls Manufacturing Company. One day Tom had a job to mend a broken mowing machine and reaper, for which h received W ; and on the following day ho started out for his old haunt tho village tavern. Ho knew that his two children were n absolute sulTiriiig from need of clothing, and that morning he held a debate with the better part of himself, but the better part had become very weak and shaky, and the emon of appetlto carried tho day. So away to the tavern Tom went, where for two or three hours ho felt the cxhilar,t tig effects of tho alcoholic draught, and fancied himself happy, as he could sing and augh j but, as usual, slupeficatlon followed nd the man died out. Ho drank while he could stand, and then lav down in a corner, where his companions left him. It was late at night when the landlord's wife came into the bar-room to see what kept her husband up, and sho quickly Ban- Tom "l'etcr she said, not in a pleasant mode," why don't you scud that miserable Tom Tracy home? He's been hanging around here long enough Tom in his stupefication was not sound asleep. The dead coma had Uft his brain and the calling of his name stung his sense to keen attention, Ho had an innate love of rum, but did not love tho landlord. In other years l'eter Tindar and himself ad loved and wooed the sweet maiden Ellen Goss and he won her leaving l'eter to take up with the vinegary spiustcr who had brought him the tavern, and ho knew that lately the tapster had gloated over the misery of the woman rfho bad once discard ed him "Why don't you send him home ?" de manded Mrs. Tindar, with an impatient stamp of tho foot, "Huih, Retsy I He's got money. Let him be, and he'll be sure to spend it before he goes home. I'll have the kernel of the nut and his wife may have tho husk!" With a sniff and snap, Retsy turned away, nd shortly afterwards Tom Tracy lifted himself upon his elbow. "Ah, Tom, you are awake I" "Yes."- lhcn rouso up and have a warm glass," Tom got upon his feet and steadied him self. "No, l'eter, I wont drink anymore to night." It won t hurt vou, lorn just one glass." I know it won't!" said Tom, buttouing up his coat by the solitary button left, "I know it won't And with this ho went out into tho chill air of midnight. When ho got away from the shadow of tho tavern, he stopped aud looked up at the stars and then he looked down upon the earth. "Aye" ho muttered, grinding his heel in the gravel, "l'eter Tiudar is taking the kef' nel, and leaving poor Ellen the worthless and I am helping him to do it. I am rob bing my dear children of honor and comfort and robbing myself of lovo and life just that Peter Tindar may have the kernel and Ellen tho husk 1 -We'll see I" It was a revelation to tho man. Tho tav ern keeper's speech, meant not for his ears, had come upon his senses as fell the voice of the Rising One upon Saul of Tarsus. "We'll see!" he said, setting his foot firm ly upon the sand ; and then he wended his way homeward, On the following morning ho said to his wife : "Ellen, have you any coffee in tho house?" "Yes, Tom." She did uot tell him that her sister had given it to her. She was glad to hear him ask for coffeo instead of the cold cider, "I wish you would make it good and strong," There was really music in Tom's voice, and tho wife set about her work nith a strange feeling nt her heart, Tom drank two cups of tho strong fragrant coffee, and then went out went out with a resolute step, and walked straight to the great manufactory, where he found Mr.Scott iu his office. "Mr. Scott, I want to learn my trade over again, saidlom. "Eh, Tom, what do you mean ?" "I mean that It's Tom Tracy, coino back to the old place, asking forgiveness for tlie past, and honing to bo better iu tho future." "Tom," cried tho manufacturer, starting forward aud grasping his hand' "aro you in earnest I Is it really the old Tom ?" "It's what is left of him, whole and strong very soon, if you'll only set him to work "Work? Aye, and bless you too? Thero is an engine to be set up and tested to-day Come with me," Tom's bauds were weak and unsteady,but tils brain was clear, und under his skllliul supervision the engine was set up mid tested, but it was not perfect. There were mistakes which he had to correct, and It was late iu the evening when the work was completed "How Is it now, Tom ?" asked 3Ir. Scott as he came into tho testing department aud found the workiugmen ready to depart. "She's all right, sir. You may glye your warrant without fear," "God bless you, Tom ! You don't know- how like music the old voice rlugi. Will you take your place again !" iivij.,1. ,111 SI 1... .1- ir in I in, nu mummy, sir. ai yuu win oner it to me then, I will take it.' At the little cottage, Ellen Tracy's flutter- ; heart was sluking. That morning after Tom had gune she fouud a dollar bill In the coiieecup. sue unew tuat Tom had left it luruer. dub uau ueeu out anu uougnt tea Ilughis, John I Hartman, Rocd R A'urga aud sugar, flour, butter, and u bit of tender Lou : Cornoral. Jos S Havman. Marvin . I steak ; aud all day long a ray of light had ucc uu, . .uiuiiiv,iuK oeiore uei a ray from tho blessed light of other days. Willi prayer and hope alio had set out the table and waited,but the sun went down and no Tom came. Eight o'clock and nearly n Inc. Hark I Tho old step 1 quick, eager for home. Yes, it was Tom, with tho old grime upon his hands and the odor of oil upon his garments. 'I Intro kept you wailing, Nellie." Tom I" "I didn't mean to, but tho work hung on." 'Tumi Tom 1 You have been to tho old shop !" "ea, ntiil I am bound to have thoold place.nnd " "Oh, Tom!" And she threw her arms around his ncck and covered hU face with klses. "Nellie, darling, wait a little, and you shall have the old Tom back again." 0 lorn I I've got him now bless vou, my dear Tom ;my darling husband !'' And then Tom Tracy realized tho full power aud bleating of a woman's love. It was a banquet of God's was that sup- or. llie angels of peace and love and joy once more spreading their wings over the houiehold. On the following Monday morning Tom Tracy assumed his place at the head of the great machine shop,and those who thorough ly knew him had no fear of his going back into tho slough of joylcssneis. A few days later Tom met l'eter Tindar, tho tavern keeper, on the street. "Eh, Tom, old boy, what's up?" "Tho right side," replied Tom. "Yes, I see, but Inupe you hiivn't forsak en us." "I have forsaken only tho evil you have in store, l'eter. Tho fact is, I concluded that my wife and little ones had fed on husks lung enough, and if there was a good kernel left in my heart, or iu my manhood, they should have it." "Ah, you heard what I said to mynife that night?" es, l'eter j and I shall be grateful to you for it as long as I live. My remembrance of you will always be relieved by that tingo of wrath and brightness." IIISTDUV UF C0MJM1HA COUNTY. MILITARY RRCORI). Dmergeiuy Men ISO. The emergency of 1SU2 ended with tho de feat of tho rebels by McClellnn at Antietam in September, 1SG2, Rut in December 181 our troops were beaten at Fredericksburg under Rurnsides; nnd in May,18C3,still more disastrously under Hooker, nt Chancellors- ville ; uml in the month of June, 1S03 the rebels prepared to repeat their invasion o Pennsylvania. On tho 10th of June a rebel brigade entered Chambersburg, and other forces followed. On the 12th of June Gov Curtin had issued his proclamation, and by the 17th a largo force of men was encamped in and around llarrisburg. From that date to tho Inst of iho mouth, there was a muster. ing of forces and a gathering of troops and material on both sides, and on the first day of July, 1SG3, the tendency of the rebel ar my was towards Gettysburg. And there on tho 1st, 2d and 3d days of July, tho fierce and contested and much di-cusH-u battle o Ucttysburg was luuglit. J he rebels were beaten, and before the middle of the monlh of July, had rccrossed the Potomac, and th emergency" was over. In this call for men the following person went from Columbia aud Montour. They were muttered into service in Juno and dis charged in August. TWRNTY-rillST RKOIMRNT. Muttered m June 10-24, ISlill Discharged July 27-23, 1SC3. J'ieltl and Staff: Colonel, James Chamber- lin; Lt. Col., John McCleery ; Major, Win II Jessup ; Adjt., Jacob Mellick ; Quarter master, Thompson G Evans; Surgeon, Geo Lotz ; Asit. Surgeon, Henry C Roberts Sergt. Major Albert E It.irnes ; Quirter- master Sergt, Samuel 11 Orwig ; Cuinmis sary fcergt., lliomas J cleppy ; Hospital Steward, H'mSMoyer. Company C, Captain Robert I' Clark ; 1st Lieutenant, Ed U Green; 2d Lieutenant, Thos Wenner; Sergeants, Andrew Madi son, Isaac McKnmey.W II Abbottjsaiah II' MasUlller, Laiah Hagenbiich ; Corporal-1, Emanuel Garrison. Eli Jtirtou, Geo K Gretn, llnrniau M Johnson, Peter S Rlshel, Geo W Hoffman, Wm W McCollum, John Penman, Muslcan Willit-'U Gearhart. Vrhatti. Francis Alberlsou David 11 Kline Eli Kunkle Aloiiz'i Lockharc Theodore 3Iay James A Merrill James R 3Iills Isaac Mordan Wm P .Mclirido Geo W Andrews Daniel Raker Jos K Rnirnrt Samuel Rogart Isaac S Rrittain Franklin Rrochius Oscar Ruckalew Oscar It CVe Kelson 3IcCarty Michael Chemberlin 3Iatthev McCollum Svlveter Crawford John L Parker Clark Creveling Richardson Parker John Peiffer John J Reiswick ltenj F Sterner ll'm Shoemaker Peter F Shuman .Moses Stiff Hczeklah 11 Thoma, Josiah Townsend James Turby Charles Trump Thomas Vaunatter John lt Yanhoru OVan llilmboldt John J ll'agonseller Philip 0 Whitenlght ltenj F Whitenlght 0 11 Woodln Samuel Dodgo Ira Doty Francis P Drinker Wm Edwards John W Evans John W Eyer Thos Fitzgerald Ashur K Fullmor Ellas II Furmau Chas R Green Geo 11 Groul Vru 0 ruber Samuel Harp David Hartman Ira 1 1 ess Alvin A Harvey Josiah lleacock Albert F Hendcrshot Jacob Werkhelser Tobias Henry Rf.nl FHIcka Hervey 11 Walter Xathan AValp .Union Woodworlh John Wntklns Jacob Wampole Samuel Howard Isaiah I Jamison Eleazar Jnues Richard Johnson Elias 1 licks From Columbia county. Cum)iany Jl. Captain, llsal II Ent ( 1st Lieutenant. Jo, 1) Hamilton: 2d Lleuten ant.Jesse C Tate; Sergeants, James C lllnl son, Juliu H Rates, 0 II Smith, Mason 11 Kllue, Jos II Alruau, Charles Muflley ; Mu. siciaus, CU 11 Allabach, John I-ortner, Vrivatet, Oeo W Anderson W V lJodluo Oeo IC lleidleman Tlios J Drinton It H Ilrooks Taylor L llowman Jeremiah Comstock Wesley Crawford Enoch Cadinan Lewis 0 Orofford Caleb CCoburn Win II Connor Redmond 0 Drumm 1'iirguson Eveland James Foster Theodore Fedder Henry Floyd James J Fowler Jesso Oriswold Renj.G I less Frederick Uicks Noel 11 Leo Thomas Meredith John 1! Mears Isaiah N Mears Isaac Miillley Joseph Nico Geo O'Malia ltenj Pnyden Heman A Prentiss Simon 1) l'oalcr Francis A l'ealcr Charles N Shaffer Absalom Tonkin Chas M V.indersltco Owen D ll'ebster Sidney 0 Williams UMliam Yanlz Isaac F Yost Oeo W 1 layman Ilersty Hower From Columbia county, In the thirtieth rtoimrst were Cvmiiuiiij 11. Captain, Jo-dab W Wll- 1 its ; 1st. Lieutenant, David 7ollingshead ; 2d Lieutenant, Win J ISrndy ; Sergeants, .loyd J W II Kistlei, Alvin R Cleaver, .Scott Hlte, James II Kostenbader, John iiidwig: Corporals, Joseph Walter, Geo W Rett, Allen It l'ortncr.Wm It ll'liiteside, JI M Hendershott, Alex It Qulnn, Henry M Yocum, Samuel Reaver. Vriralet. Simon Huntsberger Charles C Hall . lchariali Reach Samuel llucher Jacob Johnson L D Kaso Jacob Kitchen Theodore L Kramer Harvey Lamberton Archibald Lewis George Morgan Thomas Malay Theodore Miner Gideon 15 Mutchler Frederick Miller Clemmon Osmun Geo W Reifsnyder Ira Rodarmel John llreiscb Heury Rredbcnuer Wm Rrobst Martin V Rriggs Lorenzo N Rriggs Jesse Cleaver Il'csley Cooley Jacob Cofenhaver John Davis Wash Dyer Charles Dougherty Lloyd Faluinger Jeremiah Fahringer Marshal S Rahwn mos Fahringer Charles Rhodes Abel T Fincher Albert Fisher Joseph Schlce Daniel Shoemaker Josiah W Smith David Stewart William Gearhart Thomas E Harder (promoted to SergtElward E Watkins Major June 27, '03) James.Wartman Isaac Hagerty Daniel Wary David Hagerty M V Wintersteen Alex 1 lite John D Whiteside Liouel Hopkins Tobias Reaver From Columbia county. TiiiRTY-r.irru ri:qi.mi:st. Mustered in July 2, 1803 Dhchargcd Aug. I, 1003. Field and Staff. Colonel, Henry 11 Mc Kean ; Lieutenant Colonel, Edward C Scheiffelin ; Major, Samuel Knorr ; Adju tant, Henry II Roe ; Quartermaster, Hugh Young ; Surgeon, RessalaerOttman ; Assist- unt Surgeon, W W Webb; Chaplain, Wm H Dill ; Sergeant Major, William II Humph revs ; Quartermaster Sergeant, John G Keeler ; Commissary Sergeant, Clark E Da vis ; Hospital Stewards, Lemuel A Rldg way, John C Lacy,jr, Company 11 was raised by tho pereonal exertion of our townsman David Lowen berg, E-q,, and after they werenworn in the service, by a vote of tho company they unanimously adopted the name of the' Low- enberg Guards," and were as follows: Company Jr. Captain,.! RojdRobison 1st Lieutenant, John It Guilds; 2d Lieu tenant, George L Low ; Sergeants, Reuben L Rich, Henry II' Itcers, John F Decker, Tobias Rinard, l'arvin Eves ; Corporal Henry J Robbins, Thomas It Miller. John M Sank, Samuel Musgravc, Francis Knorr, John Edgar, Charles Xesbilt, Francis M Girtou. Vrimtes. Wm Raker Wush Rittenbciider Henry Croup John I Case Jo-eph Davis Jasper Demott Francis 31 Drum Divid Edwards John Lemon Henry Long James R 31 ills Jeremiah 31 i Hard Frederick 3lullley Abraham W 3Ionroe John 3Inrdau Andrew lt Pines Harvey Rhoads Samuel Rimby John C Richart Henry Rich 31ichael Shoemaker John F Smith Richard Shannon Willam Shoemaker Thos E Sands Daniel Shaunon Michael Gruber Adam Gensil Ethcn Hampton Allen Harvey Gene lleacock John IT Hunter Emanuel Hill David R I loner William Hill Geo llokendaffer James II HildebrandEdward StewaJt David Helser Jacob Stern Josiah kStiles John Staley ; Harmon Smith Win J Terode Amos AVhitenlght John 0 Wooley John A Wise Alexander Haiilett Henry J Johnson Eli 31 Knorr John W Kennedy Absalom Lewis Jacob A LiUhaw Jonathan Lemon From Columbia couuty. Comuywj J. Captain, Win A ltartou ; 1st Lieutenant, John K Hughes ; 2d Lieu- tenant, James F Trump ; Sergeants, John V Eck, Griou 11 Mellick, Oscar 1! 3Iillard, John Hetz, Tilghman Faux ; . Corporals, Clark Price, John S Ilachman, N'apoleou It Recce, Kimbcr 0 Ent, Samuel H Trump, Robert 3IcTowlerj 3Iusicians, Charles F Doan, George W 3lonioc, Privates, Philip Anglo Thomas , lies Comfort E Itutler Geo 0 Hughes Prisons E Itomboy Joseph lleckman AllredG Uiirlingaiiie Isaiah Halt Charles A Roouo Win HagcnbucH Simon 0 lterger William Rriggs Joseph Rerdcott James II Cnso Daniel Hammond Wm U Jessup Reuben Jolmw W II K nouse George W Creveling Wm Lake Isaac Creveling John ri Lenhart Peter Coons Daniel 3Iowrey Patrick Dailey Cyrus R .Miller Win II Dill Samuel .MeKamey Promoted to ChaplainOscar D Price July 'J, 18(53.) Geo S Patterson John Pugli Philip J Piles Henry Trembly Geo II' Fdgar Tho, W Fdgar Joseph L Evans Charles S Fuwler Geo A Frederick Wm Feiutermaclier Samuel W GarrUou Henry tlerton Thomas It Trow bridge Henry waulch Silas E Walton Heury Zsigler Charles W Zaner Robert S Howell Geo W Garrison From Columbia county, FORTY-KIRKT RKGIMHNT, IXflJand Staff. Colonel, Edward R May er j Lieutenant Colonel, Alexander J Frlck; Major, John II Oliver j Adjutant, Stephen 1) Sjule ; Quartermaster, Abram II Longa ker ; Surgeon, Roberts Slmlugtoti; As lst nut Surgeon, ThcodoreC Yeager; Chaplain, John Thomas; Sergeant Major, Frank W Watson; Quattermaster Sergeant, Gould P Parish ; Commissary Sergeant, Russel A Tlinyer j Hospital Steward, Frank Rimes. Ojinpany J!. Captain, Alexander ,1 Frlck (promoted to Lieutenant Colonel July fi, 1803), George W Reay ; 1st Lieutenant, John W W Klaso j 2J Lieutenant, Eraslus Hill; Sergeants, Sheldon T Gihhs, Jacob F Redfield, John Keim, Samuel G Qu!ck,Wra Hcnrie ; Corporals, E Dallas Smith, Ogden II Ostrauder,CharlesSmull, John A Elliott, George W allace, John J Roderick, Alexan der 31 Russel, Wm 31 Watts ; Musicians, ugustiis Woods, Itenjamln J Cook. Privates. Samuel Amerman Uriah G Kust James 31 Amerman John R Lunger jr atimoro Amerman Wm Lelghow George Auten John Levers Wm Reckham jr David Lltchtuthaler Charles S Raker Thos Loudon George Rerdanicl 7enry lt Leisenring John W llailey llln A 3Iarr Thos Rrown Dewltt 0 .Millard John Hunker 3I.tlthias Murray Wm G Rrower Edmund 3Iilner lisha W Coukliug Samuel X 3Iiller Hawthorne Claro ltenj F 31ayers Isaac Crewitt Wm Sliluer ir Edward Cuhtbert "Vm3Ioyer John Dodson Daniel Paugh Joseph A Doran Standish Phillips Win Davis AVm D Rogers Hiram S Eggert Jacob 11 Ruch Evan S Edward John Richard Wm Evan Km Randall Wm 1) Evans Wm 31 Smith Wm P Edmonds Robert 31 Slack Moses R Furmau John It Snyder Alvin Fowler Wm H Snyder Ziba Gerringer David SI Springer. Geo W Gray AVm Sbawda Samuel Hays Samuel Y Thompson ChasS Hinkley Samuel 31 Trumbower Wm II Hardin Robert Teple Wmllullhen John Thcmas Wm R Hahn (Promoted.toChaidain Wm Hoff . 12 Julv 18031 ll'm F Horner Geo U'Van Gilder Wellington Howe Samuel Vankirk Evan Jordan Win Vought Lewis R Jones li'm Williams 1st Wm Johnson Wm Williams 2d Frank Johnson Robt G ll'illiams Samuel Ktster Iturton G Waples Wm D Wilson Charlet Williams William A Young From 3tontour count . l'lI'TV-TlUM) l'.KGIMI'.KT. Company I), Captain, Thomas Chalfant ; 1st Lieutenant, 3Iahlon K 3Ianley j 2d Lieutenant, John S ll'.ire; Sergeants, Ilenn cville K Vastine, Samuel Antrim, James Jl Rurns, Simon Vought, John 0 Ellis ; Cor porals, Geo D Itutler, James 3IcWilliams, Wm Dean, Peter Zsigler, Alexander Share, Samuel 31 Wuite, ltenj F Vageubuch, Dau iel Linn. Private. Charles Lelghow Jesse CAmernian Win Linn (Promoted to SergeantJos Levers 3Iajor July 8, lSb'3) John Lawson John Amerman Eugene Leuhart James Ashworth Conrad Lecthaler iiraui 11 Amerman Michael -Murphy John landman Jacob ltyerly Lewis ltyerly Jos ltrigham Nicholas Rakerr Patrick ltrnzil James C Iiaylor Jos Campbell John Carlan Martin Cuthbert Stephen Cuthbert Peter 31 3Iestcnger John 3Iowrer Philip Miller Jos 3Iowrer Jacob Mutchler John 3UGadey Sylvester 3IcXully Dennis O'Xeil David Parks Ihrkley Perry 3 tax Percy Joseph Coppersmith John Peifer .uioiiaol i;.iiun 31ichnel J Dalton Jackson Diehl Daniel Fry 3IiitthewGafny Elwood Garrett W H Gearhsrt John Gilroy, Matthew Handy Samuel err John 7arvcy Alex Huntingdon Heury Heist enry ockey Charles Peiffer 3Iorgan Price Charles RedDeld John Reeder J Jones Snyder Walter Scott Geo D Scott John Sechler Levi Sechler Caleb Snyder Jacob Straub 3Iatth!as H Smith George Tillsou WinH ll'inter James 1) ll'aro James Young David James Ephraim C Kester From 3Iontour county. What did the JIan Nay. sceno in court with a stupid witness. A man has been caught in the act of theft, and pleaded in extenuation that he was drunk. Court-(to the policeman, who was wit ncss ) "What did the man say when you arrested him?" Witness "He said lie was drunk." Court "I want his precise words, lust as no uttereil tliem, no illiln't use the pronoun he uiu;ne r lie tilUu t tay ho was druuk 1" Witness -"Oh, yes, he did he said tie was drunk : ho ackuowledned the corn." Court (getting impatient at the witness' stupidity) -"You don't understand me at all j l wan t tho words as he uttered them didn't he say, "I was drunk V" w:. .1 i .., iiunr, iicpretiaiiugiy "un, no, your nouor. iieuiun tsay you wero drunk ; I wouldn't allovtny mau to chnrce that unou Lyou in my presence," . Prosecutor "Pshaw I you don's compre hend at all. His honor means, did not the prisoner tay tn you, 'I nas drunk. J"" Witness, reflectively "Well, he might have said you was druuk, but I didn't hear hifu." Attorney for tho prisoner "What the court desires is to have oustalo tho iirlsou er'a own wotds, preacrvlug the precise form til the pronoun that he made u,o of In reply, Was iltir.t persou I, ktcoud person thou, or me ti.im person ne, sue or il ? Now then sir, (with seventy) upon your oath, didn my vllent say 'I was drunk '" Witness, getting mad "Xo, he dld't say you was iVunk, either, but If ho had I reckon le wouldn't a ikd any. Do vou n'pose the poor fellow charged this whole couit with being; drunk?' Poetical. WHAT IS TIME? ST XAItVKX. I asked an a oil man, with liuirj Lairs, Wrinkled and curved wtth worldly care; "Time Is the ws rp of llfo" said he ; "O, tell The young, tho fair, tho nay, to weave lt well l" I asked tho ancient, venerdblo dead, Pases who wrote, nnd warriors who Wed ! From tho coM Rrave n hollow murmur flowed, -Ttmo sowed the seed wo reap In this abode l" I asked a d)tu&- sinner, ere tho tide Of llefo had lelt his veins i "Time I" ho replied ; 'I've lost It I ah, tho treasare 1" and he died. I asked tho g-olden sun nnd slher spheres, Those bright chronometers of da)s and jears; They ans cred, "Time Is but a meteor glare," And bade mo for eternity prepare. I asked tho Seasons, In their annual round, And they replied (no oraclo more wise), '"Tls Polly's blank, and Wisdom's hltfbcst prize!" I asked a spirit lost, - but O the shriek That pierced my soul I I shudaer while I spsak. lt cried, "A particle I a speck I a mlto Ot endless ears, duration Infinite 1" Ot things Inanimate my dial I Consulted, and lt made me thli reply, "Tlnio Is tho season fair ot llvlog well, The path ot glory or tho path ot hell ' I asked my lllbl?, nnd caethlnks It said, "Time Is the present hour, tho' past has fled ; IJo I live to-day t to-morrow never yet On any human being rose or set " I asked old Father 1 1me himself at last ; Hut In a moment ho flaw swiftly past, Ills chariot was a cloud, tho viewless wind Ills chariot, was a cloud, tho view less wind Ills noiseless steeds, which left n trace behind. 1 asked the mighty angel who shall stand One foot on &e.i and one on solid land : ".Mortal !" ho cried, "Iho mystery now Is o'er ; Tlmo was, Time Is, but Time shall bo no more I" TIIRSU.NOUFTIIBUVSTEK. I Oh ! a Jolly old bird Is the oyster fish. As he sits Inhls pearly shell, A-thlnklng how man) a dvltcate dlsli He can make when rooked well Broiled or roast. Served on toast. Or raw on a dainty platter : Escallop or stew, Klther will do, or filed la trumoaor batter. And a knowing old flh.li Is tho oyster bird. As he slyly seems to doze ; Vor he drops not a hint ; ho speaks not a word Ot all the secrets ho knows Blissful hours, Hhady bowers, Whispering low and Bttcet, Boozy delights, Merry old nights, When Jolly old cronies meet. l'oe Reciting "The Haven." . Onco in discussing "The Raven," Poe ob served that he had never heard it correctly delivered by even tho best readers that la, not as he desired that it should beread. That evening a number of visitors being present, he was requested to recite the poem, aud complied. His impressive delivery held the company spell-bound, but in the midst of it, I, happeniug to glanco toward the open window nbov the level roof of the green house, beheld a group of sable faces the whites of whose eyes shone in strong relief against the surrounding darkness. These were a number of our family servants, who having heard much talk about "Mr, Poe,the poet.," and having but an imperfect idea of what a poet was, had recjuested permission of my brother to witness the recital. As the speaker became more impassioned and exci ted, more conspicuous grew the circle of white eyes, until when at length be turned suddenly toward the window, and extending his arm, cried, with awful vehemence : "(let thee back Into tho tempest, and tho night's Tlutoulan hhore I" . there was a sudden disappearance of the sa ble visages, a scuttling of feet and the gal lery audieuce was gone. Ludicrous us was tho incident, the final touch wasgiveu when at that moment 3Iiss l'oe, who was an ex traordinary character in lier way, entered the room with a dull and drowsy delibera tion seated herself on her brother's knee. He had subsided from his excitement into a gloomy despair, and now, fixing his eyea pon his sister, he concluded : 'And the raven never flitting, still U sitting. Bttll Is Is sitting, On tho pauid bust of rallas, Just aboe my chamber door ; And Its eyes have all the seeming of a demon that Is dreaming " Tho effect was irresistible; and as the final "nevermore" was solemnly uttered tho half-suppressed titter of two veiy young persons in a corner was responded to by a genernl laugh. Poe remarked quietly that on his next delivery of a public lecture he would "take Rose along to act the part of tho raven, in which she seemed born ft ex cel. .1ra. Susan Archer )'eit ; Scribnerer March. iV New Pompeii has been discovered In Italy. At tho foot of 3Iount Oargano a buried town has been laid bare, the houses being twenty feet below thosurtace. A tem ple of Diana was first brought to light, then a portico composed of columns without cap itals, and, finally, a necropolis covering four acres. T ho Italian Government has taken measures to continue the excavations on a large scale, and has already discovered a monument erected in honor of Pouipcy after his victory over the pirates. The town is the ancient Sipontum, of which Strabo and Livy speak, and which was buried by an earthquake. Soon after tho Copernican system of as tronomy began tn bo generally understood, an old farmer went to his parson with the following inquliy : "Dr. T, do yon believe in.tbe new f-tory they tell about the earth moving around the sun 1" Yes, certainly," "Do you think it is according to the Scrip tures 7 If it's true, how could Joshua com mand the sun to stand still !' "Umph I" quoth tho parson j "Joshua commanded tho sun to stand still, did he T" "Yes." "Well, "Very well. Did you ever hear that he set it a going again ?" What it lieu Lays flu, The lllsliop of HcreJ'ord was examlulne school class the other day, and among other tilings askeil what au average was. Several boys pleaded Ignorance, but one at last re plied ; "It is what a lieu lays on." This auswer puzzled the Riahop uot a little, but the boy persi.ted In It, stating that he had read It tu his little book of facts. He was then told to bring his little hook, and on do ing so he poiuted triumphantly tn u para graph commencing : "The domestle lien lays on an average fifty eggs each day," Don't trll iv married man any joke on th 'joys, for he'll tell his wife, his wife will tell her sister, aud th sl.ter vv ill tell all the test uf the ijltl.