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BLOOMSBURG, PA., FRIDAY, OCTOBER 12. 1877.
THE COLUMBIAN, VOL. XI, NO. 4H
'ti'
Columbia County Official Directory. I
'resident Jud?e William Klwell.
Assoclato Judges-I. K Krlckbaum, P. L. Bhuman.
t'rothonotarv, sc. U. Frank Zarr.
Court stenographer s. N. Walker.
Master Iteoorder Williamson II. Jacoby,
District Attorney fohn M.Clark.
fjhcrtff John W. Hoffman.
Surveyor Isaac Dewltt.
Treasurer I)r II. W. Mclteynolds,
O'jumlssloners John llerncr, 8. W. McIIesry,
Joseph sands.
Commissioners' Cleric William Krlckbaum.
Auditors M. V. II. Kline, J, u. Casey, E. H. Drown.
Coroner Charles 0. Murphv.
Jury Commissioners-Jacob II. Frlti, William II,
Utt.
Countv superintendent William II. Snyder,
nioom Poor District-Directors-). I'. Knt. Scott.
Wm. Kramer, nioomsburg and Thomas ltccce.
icon, u, x. auv, cecreinry.
BUSINEfcS CAKDS.
. C. KUTTEK,
PHYSICIAN fcSUROEOX,
Mar.!T,'7
omce, North Market street,
Uloomsburg, ra.
J K. 0RV1S,
ATTOIWEY-AT-LAW.
Orxici-Hoom No. 1, "'Columbian" Building.
Sept. 18.1SI5.
AMUEL KNOIUt.
s
A T T 0 R N E Y-A T-L A W,
BLOOMSIlUnO, TA.
Bloomsburg Official Directory.
Iwtdsnt of Town Council D. Lowenberg.
cicrk-W. Wirt.
Chiet of Colleo M. O. Woodward
l'resldent of (las Company s. Knorr.
Secretary 0. W. Miller.
liiu'j.nsDurg Hanking companv John A. Funslon,
Preslden .11. II. tiro . Cashier.
Firs Na tonal Hank Charles It. Taxton, ""resident
1. 1'. Tustln, cashier.
Columbia Count v JtU'ual Saving Fund and Loan
Assocla lon-K. II. Lit lc, President, c. W. .Miller,
secretary.
Hloomsburg minding and Saving Fund Association
-wm. roacocK, rresuicm,.!. n. uooison, aecreiary.
Hloomsburg Mu ual Saving Fund Assocla Ion J,
J Drawer, I'rosldcn , C. CI. Harkley, Secretary,
CHURCH DIRECTORY.
BtrTIST CI1CKCII.
omce, tlartman's Dlock, corner Main and Market
Orangevillo Academy.
EEV.O. K, CANFIELD,A. MPrindpal.
It you want to patronlre a
FIRST CLASS SCHOOL,
WUKltB I10AHI) AND TUITION AKB LOW,
glTe us a trial.
Next term begins
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 5. 1877.
For Information or catalogue apply to
THE I'HINCIPAL,
July ST, Tl-ly Orangovllle, Pa.
Select Story.
FANCIIETTK,
TUB- COAT
VlMilKRS.
OF HOUliAIN-
N.C.I CNI. , I.B. WILLIE.
FUNK & WALLER,
Attoi noys-rvfLnw,
DLOOMSBUDO, PA.
Office In Columbian Bcildino. Jan. 1, H-ly
A Still Farther Beflnction in the
PRICE OF PAINTS,
OILS,
BltUSHES,
JAPAN DRYElt
DR.
I. L. RADB,
PRACTICAL DENTIST,
Itev. J. P. Tus In, (Supply.)
sl 'M a in.
and ax p. m.
Sundar Servlces-1 '
Knnil.i Sc.hnnl 9 a. m.
Prayer Meetlng-Evcry Wednesday evening at ex
clock.
sja s free. Tho publlo aro Invl'ed to attend.
ST. UATTUBW'S LUTHERAN CtlCaCII.
MlDlster Rev..T. vtccron.
Sunday services 10 a. m. and 0tf p. m.
Sundav School -9 a. in.
i'ra cr Meo log Every Wednesday evening ai ea
clock.
Seats free. Nopowsren'ed. All aro welcome.
PKESBTTERIAN cnCRClt.
Minister Rev. Stuari Ml'-Jicll.
Sunday Services 10 a. ui. and Otf p. m.-
I'raierMeo'lng Every Wednesday evening a' 0)4
.VlneV.
seasfrco. No pews rented, si rangers welcome.
METnooisT episcopal cnuncn.
Presiding Elder Itev. N. S. Uucklnham.
Minis cr Itev. M. L. smjser.
Sundav Services 1 'itf and 0)tf p. m.
Bible CUss-liver Monday evening at o'clock.
Voung Men's I'ra cr Men ing Kvery Tuesuay
Hi.nlni, n ALf n'f'.lrk.
(leneral Prayer .Mcetlng-Every Thursday evening
I O'CIOCK.
REPORHBn encucn.
Corner of Third and Iron streets.
I'astor Rev. a. n. ourloy.
liesl.lonce Central Hotel.
Sunday services lojtf a. in. and 7 p. m.
Sundav School 9 a. m.
I'rayer Meeting Saturday, T p. m.
All are Invited ' Tliero la always room.
ST. PAUL'S CUCRCD.
Rector-Rev L. Zahner.
Sunday Services b'M a. m., IX p. m.
Sunday school 9 a. in.
First Sunday In tho month, Holy Communion.
Services preparatory to Communion on Friday
evening betoro tho st Sunday In each month.
Tows rented j but everybody welcome.
ETANOKLICAL CnURCII.
I'resldlng Elder-Rev. A. L. Reeser.
Minister Rev. J. A. Irvine. ,
Sunday Service 3 p. m., In tho Iron Street Church.
Pra er Meeting Every Sabbath at 9. p. m.
All are invited. All aro welcome.
TDK CIIURCn OF CHRIST.
Meets In "the little Ilrlck Church on the hill,"
known as the Welsh Daptlst churcb-on ucl ttrcet
eegularmcetlng for worship, every Lord's day af-
seats free; and tho public are cordially Invtted to
aiienu.
BLOOMSBURG DIRECTORY.
Main street, opposite Episcopal church, Dlooms-
uurg, ra.
tm Teeth extracted without pain,
aug St, '7My.
"gROCKWAY & ELWELL,
A T TO R N E Y S-A T-L A W,
Columbian Bcildino, Bloomsburg, Pa.
Members ot the United States Law Association.
Collections made In any part of America or Europo
Q K.4 W. J. 11UCKALEW,
Al i intuit i a-a ri.Av,
Bloomsburg, Pa.
Office on Main Street, nret door below Court House
F. ct J. 51. CLARK,
ATT0RNEY8-AT-LAW
Office In Ent s Bulling.
Bloomsburg, I'a,
P. BILL5IEYER,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
office Adjoining C. R. fi W. J. Buckalew.
Bloomsburg, ra.
R. n. LITTLE.
II. & R. R. LITTLE,
ROB'T. . LITTLE.
E.1
If you want to stive from 10 to
25 per cent
In the cost ot PAIN'TINO, send for our prices ot the
following i
Strictly PURE WHITE .KAD,
MONTOUR WHITil LEAD
SLATE PAINTS. ALL COLORS,
IRON PAINTS, THREE COLORS,
PURE LINSEED OIL
BEST JAPAN DRYER.
I.INSECD Oil. & CHALK PUTTY.
Best Paint Brushes,
ATTORNEY S-AT-LAW,
Bloomsburg, Pa.
EBusiness before the n. S. Patent Office attended
to. omce In the Columbian Building. as
JJERVEY E. SMITH,
A 1 1 Uim JS X-A 1 -liA W ,
Office In A. J. Evan's New Bcildino,
BLO0MSHURO, PA.
Member of Commercial Law and Bank Collection As
sociation, oct 1, 'II-II
ILLIASI BRYSON,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAw,
COACH VAKNISH,
HOUSE VARNISH,
Furni'iuro Yaniish,
AN EPISODE Or THE Str.on or PARIS,
While tho German nrmy Inclosed In Its
Iron grasp tho most brilliant and pleasuro
lovlnp city of Europe, transforming In n
moment Its epicurean population into a peo
ple of heroes, tho environs once so gay nnd
so beautiful had experienced a change nl
most as great. 5Iost of the detached villas
were deserted, or occupied hy tho army, nnd
the villages, whoso regular inhabitants had
either taken refuge in Paris or fled to a dis
tnnce,wcro repopulatcd by a singular assem
blage of Individuals, belonging to all classes
of Boclety, and bound together only by the
tie of a common ratiorality, and the tieces
sity of finding a shelter and providing for
their dally wants.
The hamlet of Roulalnvllllers, which had
been thus abandoned, had received an en
tirely new colony, and its beautiful avenue,
carpeted with turf ol the roost lovely green,
had all the appearance of a camp. As long
as the season would permit cooking was car
ried on in the open nir,and groups were con
stantly to bo seen surrounding the fires and
exchanging accounts of their mutual mis
fortunes.
A painter of Fleurs, bearing the English,
or rather Scotch, namo of JIacIIenry, was
among these refugees. lie had brought
with him from Colombes, whero he hnd be-
fore resided, a remarkably beautiful white
goat, called Fanchette. This creature, to
which her master was much attached, Jig-
ures in most of his pictures. Light and
graceful as a gazelle,she is represented some-
times cropping delicately tho green branches
of the hedge-rows and buhes, sometimes
entangled In a maze of brier ro.e,their pink
blossoms and gieen leaves lulling around
her in elegant garlands, nnd contrasting well
with tho snowy whiteness of her skin.
Fanchette was a universal favorite, am:
few there were at Boulainvillers who would
not have deprived themselves of a mor.'ol ci
the bread sometimes so hard to procure, that
they might reserve a mouthful for tho gnat.
which, however, the saucy thing would only
SPIRITS OF TURPENTINE,
nrrtersnnri innulrlesbv 'mall will recclie rromDt
attention, sample cardsmndpnc olist furnished . f h n-.ticuiar friends.
The grace and rare intelligcnco of tho an
without cbarge.
Centralia, Pa.
ays. le.-ly.
HENRY S. REAY,
Rupert, Pa.
Fob 18, 'TO.
4 C. SMITH,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW.
Offlco In "Ent Bcildino," Bloomsburg, Pa., near
court House,
aug. lO.TT-tf
Important to Lawyers.
justices oi me peace, i-un&uuHt-n, iwi:i.uwiD,n'
mlnlfctrators, ouardlan. Township officers, and busl
ness men generauy.
We bavo on hand a large assortment of legal
iinal frequently relieved the miseries of the
siege. All were surprised at the wonderful
education which her master had succeeded
In giving her. He had even taught her
something of his art, and it was really extra
ordinary to see the sensiblo creature busily
employed in arranging pebbles on the ground
so as to form a rudo resemblance to a Iup
slap. Fanchette, who was present at this
scene, presented her horns In a threatening
attitude to the woman, and gently stroked
the shoulders of her llttlo friend with her
foot. At the sight of tho dumb nntmal's
eloquent appeal, the woman began to relent,
and calling tho child to her examined more
carefully the stato of things, when ho found,
to her horror, one of those largo and poison
ous caterpillars called In French "'procctiion
nairet," which had painfully irritated the
delicate skin of tho child.
It was about this timo that JIacIIenry,
continuing his artistic labors In spite of all
the difficulties of tho situation, resolved on
taking for tho subject of a new picture his
goat Fanchetlo musing the littlo Marie.
Fanchette lent herself with her usual intel
ligence and docility to his wishes ; and Ma
rie was represented lying among grass nnd
flowers with her four-fooled frieud bending
over her. This picture which was afterward
regarded as ono of MacIIenry's best works'
obtained the most signal success at the Par-
Is exhibition of modern art tho truthful
ness of tho design, tho freshness of tho col
oring, nnd the grace of the composition be
ing equally striking.
Rut theie bright autumn days sion passed
away, and very many recollect tho bitt' r
old of the sad Ciiristnm of that dismal
winter. Poor little Marie suffered so se
verely from It that after a vain attempt to
recall soma warmth by lighting a fire of
brushwood, the only fuel that could be pro
cured, her mother, as a last resort, put her
into her little bed, in the hopo that by heap
ing upon her all tho clothing she could pro
cure, the child might regain a littlo heat,but
it was in vain : no heat came, and the blood
had almost ceased to circulate in her frozen
limbs. At this moment Fanchette arrived,
and without waiting for an Invitation sprang
upou tho bed. It was in vain they tried to
drive her away ; Ehe only clung the closer to
her nursling, and, covering the child with
tier body, soon restored her to warmth and
animation.
There was one among the temporary in
habitants of lioulainvilliers for whom Fan
chette entertained an unmitigated aversion ;
this was a knife-grinder of the name of JI.n-
sicault. His appearance was certainly not
calculated to product) a favorable impres
sion, for his features were repuleivo mid his
expression disagreeable. A low forehead, a
cowling eye, and a short, thick-set figure
were the principal physical traits ot this
personage ; nor were they redeemed hy those
of his moral character. He had for his con
stant companion a large, ill-favored bull
dog with a spiked collar, who seemed to
share Ml the evil instincts of his master.
Every one wondered how tho knife-grinder
managed to feed this animal at a time when
it was so hard to find tho merest necessaries
of llfo for human beings and that, too,
stable's blanks crtali kinds, Note' nnd Receipt books I man profile, often grotesque enough, but I without ever seeming to do a hand's turn of
-tPimnT. nilUF.HS. hlank. iust printed and
T neatly bound In Bmall books, on hand and
for Bale at the Colombian Office.
T)LANK" DEEDS, un 1'archr.unt and Linen
1 pnwr Mmmnn nnd for Adtnuils raters. Execu
tors and trustees, for Bale cheap at tho Colombian
omce.
"ATARR1A0E CERTIFICATES lust printed
til fnrRnift nt thn Columbian Office. Minis-
Kcnot the (lospel and Justices should supply them
selves wltn lliese neueBsury ui iitiw.
MISCELLANEOUS.
HOWELL,
DEN TIST.
Office In Hartman's Block, second floor, corner
ELOOMSBURO, PA.
Main and Market Streets,
Mayio-ly.
JUSTICES and Constables' ree-HUIs Tor sale
at the Colombian office. They contain the cor
rected fees as established by the last Act of the Leg
alaturoupon the subject. Every Justice and Con.
SLable should have ono.
ENDUE NOTES just printed and for sale
cneap at tne Columbian uuice,
M. DRINKER, GUN and L0CKS5IITH.
Sen
CLOCKS, WATCHES, 40.
n.
Hulul.
E. 8AVA0E. Dealer in Clocks, Watches
and Jewelry, Main St., Just below tho Central
rlne Machines and Machinery of all kinds re
paired. Ofeiia Hocsk Building, BloomsDurg, ra.
XyiLLIAM Y. K ESTER,
MEKUIiAJNT TAXJUun
corner of Main and West (tret ts, three doors below
J. K. K era tare, luoemsuurg, nu
All orders promptly attended to and satisfaction
guaranieeu.
nyiu xi, it-it
I Inr Arimlnlktrfltnra in.
ATTORNEY'S BLANKS.
Precipe tor Summons.
Rule to take Depositions.
" choose Arbitrators.
1 cents apiece, cr 11.70 per hundred.
" Cllatlnn
Rule to take Depositions.
Narr In Debt, with Confession,
" " Assumpsit.
Mechanics IJ.-n.
4 cents each or I3.C0 per bund red.
1'elltIOB ror sale or lteai &suue n renw eacu.
still such as ono o-. casioiially sees on human
shoulders ; and, looking at ber work, ono
could not help thinking that, after allj the
lower animals arc, perhaps, not so Inferior to
us as we suppose.
The art w'ith which Fanchette selectetl
from a bunch of flowers each one that was
named to her was really marvellous. Roes,
work : for all day loug he was lounging
about, and it was rnro indeed to hear the
noi'e of his wheel. 'When nuyone alarm
ed nt the threatening apect of tlio brute,
who r-cver lailed to grqwl nnd show his
fanes when apnro.iehed asked his master
to call him off 5Iasncault used only to
reply with an ill-natured laugh : "lie has
JUSTICE'S BLANKS. ,. ,. ,,.. l,,irned tie
i, warrants, jiiecuuoni,u iv i tnimuco n-
StibncEnas. Summons,
xoceniseacu.
Leases - o cenui tutu
HUi needs 10
Parchment Deeds - 10 " "
Atrreements . ............... o
Orphan's Court sales.,
Constable's Sales
Mortgage and Hona.. .H........... is
All kinds ot Notes l
Orders, neatly bound, constanUy on band, or maae
Weaie prepared to do neater Job work than an
wall flowers, tulips, camelias, were promptly not vrtbrcun to eat such big morsels as
chosen from the number, and it was rare in yDU . uut there's no saying what he may do
deed that she made the least mistake, a wo ono ()f ll)e,e ,.,..
JIacIIenry was sorry that his goat partook
of the- general dislike, to this man. He
would have rather wished that she should
uioriioo i . e t,.DU : ...l.loV, I,-muster threw I l , n..!,.i.!. ,ntnnH,l.n
Scents eacn I seiio ti uiu-a i.uf" ..... . nIS rugKvu imiure, aim uruiti mm m.iuic
up in the air. This she did with the great- crenture that had gained all other hearts
noor beast for a witch.
Tho exercises which she preierreu to an
others consisted in catching on her horns a
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
CO. HARKLEY, Attorney-at-I.aw. Office
. in Brewer's building, and story, Rooms 4 a 8.
F
It. W5I. M. REBER, Surgeon and Physl-
Clan.
oets.
Offlco S. B. corner
T R. EVANS, 51. D., Surgeon and Fhysi
I . clan, (Office and Rekfdcnca on Third street,
corner Jefferson.
J II. 5IcKELVY, 51. D., Surgeon and Phy
. slclan, north bide Main street, below Market.
REAS BROWN'S INSURANCE AGEN
CY, Exchange Hotel, liioomsourg, i-a.
CaDttal.
Itna.lnsco., otnartford, Connecticut... ,6oo,ooo
Koyafo! Liverpool
Lancanshlre..VT. "'SMI
Fire Association. Philadelphia ,'!t'S"0
Atlas of Hartford........... -.. .
Farmers Mutual of Danville 'S2'S!5V
Danville Mutual
IIAM. Unw Vrtrlr 5.&O.000
commercial Union . lT.ooo.uoo
1179,198,000
March M.TT-y
I ntlr nfrlrA In fill rnniitv-
1UIUCKWAY K ALL,
Editors and IToprletors
of the COLUMBIAN,
Uloombburg, I'a
Receipts, Notes, school Orders, Poor Orders, store I c8t address, and when she had got a uozen
rders. neatly bound, coustanuy on nana, or maae i . .. ,,. ,u
to order on short notice. or so ot mem encircling uer urun uo
dem one would begin jumping and galloping
and fhaklng her head to make them jingle,
till, overexcited by their rough music, she
wuuld end by dancing in the most fantastic
style on her hind feet, till, tired nt length
bv her exertions, sho would bound toward
herlinaster and llirow the rings at his feet,
Among those who had found refuge in the
hamlet was a child of fivo years old, called
Marie, the daughter of a peasant whose farm
had been burned bv tho invaders. She was
The Seaside Library.
rhiiire twin nn loneer lor tho few only. The best
standard lovels within the reach ot every one.
Hooks usually sold from f to is given (unchanged
and unabildged) for 1(1 and SO cents.
I.KastLvnne, By Mrs. Henry woouoouuiu uu.ue
but, as we shall see in the sequel, things
turned out very diflerently.
One of the last fine, ".lays of that sad year,
a crowd having gathered round her master
was amusing himi-elf by exhibiting her in
telliirence in the selection of the fruit am!
flowers lie named, in which she acquitted
herself with her usual sagacity. Maclli'iiry
had her fetch an apple. Ibero weru some
still hanging on a trco in a neighboring gar
d-n, but, instead of running off as usual to
the well-known place, she went right up to
tlio knife grinder, and pushing aside with
T n
O . in
ROBISON, Attorney-at-Law.
Hartman's building, Main street.
Office
ROSENSTOCK, Photographer,
, Clark Wolf's Store, Main street.
The Cohnnbian Law Docket.
A comolete record for the uso of attorneys. Con
venleatly arranged for tho docketing of all eases
o .irtM iiiitvir. iikkt. bv MissMulock. sou
a! Jank Etbk, by Charlotte iiroute (double no.) soc
a unuiN fiiTiR. Charles Itfade's new novel c
a IIJV""T?opoy i an object of general interest in the little col- her paw9 lhe gkIrt8 of his coat, displayed two
I- iViBl'.WXhn: !! onv on account of her gentle manners, nnd nocl.eU iXnKvt wju, hometliing. which the
oioiD v iplktomb "J' jnj" 'coTiiLi1,ay ioS thoeweet but suffering expression of her I croffli amitl shouts of laughter, declared to
lLTUKiinL'oNTnKFioh's.by George El low mc pale infantine features. A year or two pre-1 f,0 stolen apples. The artist tried to call off
MISCELLANEOUS.
D
AVID LOWENHERO, 5Ierchant Tailor
Main BU, above Central Hotel.
S. KUIIN, dealer in 5Ieat, Tallow, etc.,
, Centre, street, between Second and Third.
14. Tus Dad MCKtT, by v llkle luiuns ire
10 Romola, by (itoige Elliott, (double no. sue
1. Tllll ENOllSU AT THK NOBTH I'OIK AND FlktD
of Icr. in one wok Dy juies ,,,uc
it iiinnvM I'fHttR. iv Alarv Cecil II ay i
is. lUKBAHA'a Histohv. by Amelia II Kdwsrds uc
119. A 1 ekkiblk 1 em ctation, by TharleicHeado
vo. old cdkiosity miot, by barles Dickens
11. Koi'L I'LAV. by Charles llesde
V JIAN AND Y IFF, vy lisio t-u iiu-s
TTTHl'S Vfill VAT A FIKST.CLASS
V SHAVKor an) thing In the TONbOKIALLINE
go to
-JAMES ItEILIA'd BAKBKB SHOP,
THE BEST IN TO,
Under Exchange Hotel, Dloomsburg, ra.
CATAWISSA.
51. II. ABBOTT, Attdraey-at-Law, 5Iain
strefi.
nZ L"7Sges."w dTu.ndex."'Vh.r.s "rTS viou-ly she had been so severely bitten in
the most completo book for law) era mat is puo.
Ilshed.
PEICS, &3.BO.
Published by Brockway & Elwell
Editors and Proprietors of the COLUMBIAN,
BLOOMSBTJKQ.PA,
EVERYTHING
IN THE LINE OF
Teas,
Groceries,
come by tho temptation, darted at her ond
snatched nt tho bread. Ho was prevented,
however, by tho goat, nnd with n toss of her
horns sho sent tho ferocious beast sprawling
to some distance ; but ho was only stunned,
not seriously hurt; and, furious at his re
pulse, ho sprang upou' tho poor goat, stized
her by tho throat, and shook her with rage.
Marie uttered piercing shrieks, and Mac
Henry, having got hold of a stick, ran tothe
rescue. A sharp blow on his head caused
him to lose his grip on poor l'nnchette, and
turn upon his new enemy, seizing him by
tho shoulder j but a peossnt, coming to tho
assistance of tho artist, forced tho dog again
to let go j and limping off nnd growling, he
at Inst took refuge beside his master, who
nil the while had been an unmoved Bpcctntor
of the scene.
Great was the general grief at the sight of
poor Fanchette motionless on tho gras,blced
ing profuely from tho Wound in her throat j
and strong tho indignation excited by the
tho ferocity of the dog and the conduct of its
brutal master. JIauy were tlio threats mut
tered against both j and there Is little doubt
nt least that the dog would soon have paid
tho penalty ho deserved had Fanchette's
wouna been mortal ; but on examination It
was found to be less serious than it appear-
1, and her mistor'-i cue of her noon efTact-
d a completo cure. Tho inhabitants of the
hamlet, however, resolved not to let slip the
opportunity for getting rid of the obnoxious
knife grinder. That ill-favored individual
was received wherever ho showed himself
with cries of "Bo off, and quickly, too, nnd be
careful we do not throttle your wretch of a
dog first."
Unable to resist the general storm of in
dignation the man nnd his worthy compan-
on were about to take their departure; but
they had hardly reached the entrance of tho
village when they Were met by n party
bringing along with them an orphan1 boy
of about (i or 7 years of age, whose parents
had been found murdered some days' pre
viously in one of the detached cottages of
the neignborlmod, which some still ventured
to inhabit. The child, nt the sight of the
knifegrinder and his dog. uttered n loud cry
and covered his eyes with his bauds.
'What is tho matter, my poor little fel
low asked one of the hy-standers. At
length he was able ith difficulty to reply,
his words interrupted with deep sobs. "That
man 1 that dog I It was they that killed my
mother I I saw it nil from behind the cur
tain in which I was hid."
Everyone looked on in astonishment at his
neighbor, not knowing whether to believe
the strange assertion of the child, when Mac
Henry produced the pocketbook, and in
formed those around of its contents. The
child Immediately cried out that it wa his
mothers, and had any doubt remained it
would have been dispelled by looking at the
portrait that was contained'in it, for its re
semblance to tho poor little boy was stri
king.
In presence of such proof there could be
no hesitation, and two men immediately set
nil' in pursuit nf tho fugitive; but he hatl al
ready gut n considerable advance, and fear
lent him wings, so that before they could
reach him he had gained the protection of
the German outpMs. die did not succeed,
however, in ovadiiig the fato he merited,
for shortly after the news arrived that tho
wretched man had fallen into tho hands of a
detachment of Frencli fracattireuse, and hav
ing been convicted of being concerned in
the burniDg of n farm, was immediately
condemned and shot.
JIacIIenry adopted the orphan boy, and
never hnd cnuse to repent of his generous
notion. "I have now two children," he
used pally to tny ; "for my gentle, liitclh
gent Fanchette is almost as dear to me hs if
she were a human creature. Chambers
Journal.
Mining Terms.
Poetical.
The Poltsvillo Mincr't Journal publishes
tho following condensed dictionary of min
ing terms :
A Alope, Shaft, Tiinntl ami Drift mean
Bubterraucau penetrations at diverse angles.
A Turnout means a divergence from the
ordinary line.
Jlollcri is a misnomer; they should be
called crushers or destroyers of coal.
Urcakert are properly named a place
where operators and coal are broken up,
A Lift means to go uWn about a hundred
yards on a coal bed, for the purpose of min
ing.
A Conl Jlatin Is made of conglomerate
rock, to conti'in tho coal within it.
A Chute 1: where the coal Is shot from tho
screens to the cars generally at such an an
gel that It never becomes "half shot," like
some of the miners or vagrant students.
A Fault Is nn error in the mine, some are
dirt faults, somo of rock; all are serious.
An Air-hole might bo called the mouth,
nose and lungs of the mine, through which
it b ventilated, without which it wauld collapse.
Tlit Crop of a Coal lied is where it appears
on tho surface like a whale coming from the
ocean bed appears on the surface, then only
you can estimate its size and character.
Iloicelt of the ICarth is inappropriate, stom
ach wero better ; the casting up of Vesuvius,
Ilecia, Cotopaxi, etc., could then be compre
hended.
A Gangway is a large artery of the mine
through which the coal flows, but the ana
tomical structure of the mine is peculiar, as
hero the artery is In tho vein.
-I Dog-hole, a Monley-gangway anda Man
gangway, ore small contracted avenues In
the mines through which the miner gains
access, and means that he must stoop to conquer.
1 Jump in a mine shows that it is given
to gymnastics. The miner would much
rather hare it regular and not given to an
tics, as it leads to serious faults nnd slips in
its character.
iVomf.i nf different varictiet of coal are gen-
erallyatler the sizes of the thing named as
Pea, Chestnut, Egg, Lump and Broken ; but
not Steamboat or Furnace coal exceptions
from the rule, you know.
The dip of a vein of coal means it incll-
nates north or south, or any other direction.
Sometimes they are vertical and have.thero-
fore, no inclination.
A Butty is'tho miner's working compan
ion in the mine, his helpmate. This docs
not apply to his wife, whom be generally
calls his, "old woman," irrespective of her
age.
.1 Shift night or day is "a make-shift.'
After the miner has worked his eight or ten
hours he has "made hl3 shift.1' and goes
homo to change his shirt.
The miners show great penetration, and
are striking characters. They are of all
nationalities, nnd sufficient in number to
form almost n nation of themselves, which
might bo called 'the ln-dlg-nation of this
continent.
Hating Is wheh'visitora to a mine are ex
pected to pay for' the information they get.
It should bo applied to students who ask an
editor to compile a dictionary for their benefit.
.ltiil'-p Pitman's 1'it Iamb.
the arm by a vicious dog that the arm had
to bo amputated, and her delicate constitu
tion had never recovered from the shock.
ice rancuelic soon iook n creni, laiu-v w mo
j tie girl, and the doctor having advised her
too I i, tc, ii much ns nossihle unon mine
ft 2T'J8Sr , t" LatV Vo by Charles 2 MacIIcnry offered that of the goat. It was
loc I beautiful to seo the pleasure with wnicn we uona(i never tombed ono of thorn, and that
affectionate denture took upon her.-elf the tbe foumi in his possession had been
office of nurse. anU the avmity wiiu wuicu ien t0 uilu i,v frjemi Though none he
s c the child sucked in the grateful nourishment iievoj ,ni several, In order to get rid of a
ts. Ladv akihids's Oath, byMrs. lLU'ood.
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his gout, and the man drovo her away with
curses, but two vigorous peasants, iramedi.ito-
ly laid hold of him nnd insisted on seeing
tho contents of the suspicious pockets,which
proved to be, as all had mpposed, apples
stolen from the tree In question. The dis
covery only increased therageof JIassicault,
who swore with tho moat fearful oaths that
VKSZ'S?iwSSa' 53 which was giving her new life, hanchette ai!asr(.eable atlair, feigned to do so, and so
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ApturvtMt
became every day more and more attacheU he w.u finally let oil"; but many thought they
to Slarie. She rarely left her, except when uaJ t(jlH K,)t tl0 c)ue to tlB authorship of
wanted by her master or some new eluuy j severai robbcr)ea recently committed to the
and when it was ended, and MacHenrjyet prejudice of different tncinbers of tho littlo
her at liberty, saying"row ue on to oinrie, community,
with what joy the crcaturo bounded away, 'p10 niisulTenturo excited in tlio knife
and how rejoiced was tbe little one to have grir,der a violent, hatred against Fanchette,
again by her siile her uarimg rancneue 1 1 which was heartily shared by his worthy
Nestling her head under the child hand, companion, tho bull-dog. The latter was nn
a world of loving things were interchanged i,jeCt 0f special terror to poor little Marie.
iu their mute caresses. Fanchette seemed to understand the (earn of
It once happened that a lady having in the child, and whenever the dog approached
her hand a crown of artificial Ivy which she I her, she would lower her horns as if tq pro
had picked up somewhere, probably the de-1 tect her nursling and defy hor enemy. TlieiO
bris of a school fete during happier times, demonstrations of valor were generally mc
placed it on the head of tho little Marie, I cessful, the' dog slinking olf with drooping
Fanchette, rising on her hind legs, examlii- tail.
edit with comical curiosity ; and, having Ono day Fanchette nestled up close to her
made up her mind on tho subject, scampered master, putting her foot upon his arm, and,
off to au old tree close by, around whose having succeeded in gaining his attontion,
trunk the real ivy twined In thick and glos- I ran off to a particalar spot, where she stoop
sy wreaths, butted ak it with her hornr, ed to snilf the grass, and then trotting back,
twisting It around them, and tearing oil long she renewed several .times tho same man
trailing garlands. She then ran back in trl-1 cuvre. MacIIenry, peisuaded that sonic
umph to throw her treasures at the child's thing extraordinary must be the matter, rose
fcet.saylne as clearly as If she had the giftof and followed her, Wheu she reached the
speech: "Look, This is better than the spot, puttiug aside like a terrier dog the, long
coarso imitation they have decked you with, herbage with her feet, she displayed to'vlew
this i the real thlnj I" a leather pocketbook,, which the artUt pick
Another day the child was looking at her-1 ed up and examined. An instant sulllced
self In a mirror, and Fanchette immediately to show that ft belonged to tho kntfu-grind
began to dn the same. The expression of er, and its contents' proved that this
sadness and wonder In her eyes seemed to I man was one of the'uumerous. tples theOer
say so plainly : "Why are Marie and I so I raaus had constantly and every where jn thel
dlHerent ? If I were like her I could speak service. He found besides in this pocket
to her, and then we should love each other book, pushed tinder the covering, tha pic
still better." I ture of a child, one of those common photo
One evening Marie, who wa sltllup; ly I graphs which have no other me;lt than
her mot Uer slue, began to nugei anu com-1 certain restuiuiaute,
plain of an uneasy sensation In her back, The very day thai this pocketbook was
Her mother.busily engaged with some work, found a frightful scene looV place. LJltlo
and thinking the child was only disposed to xr grta WM .utin, 0n a low stool eatlnis uw
be troublesorae.examined it sjighldy and told 1 ,e!i of bread, which the !nlnS, "Hh
ber to M ou,iei j uut uio poor nine tuing y,ncbette, when the bull-dog chanced
continued to complain, when the mother, I pa.. The animal stopped for a mometit and,
A gentleman at a musical party aiked
fffeod Iu a whisper how lie should stir the
tire without interrupting the music, "lit
tiling out of hwHtnuer.gayo Jierharpj00ved at her then, as If suddenly over- (.tween the bars, replied lilt ftlettd.
"GIVE L'S A SOXO."
"Giro us a song I" tho soldier crtod, i
The outer trencYes guarding,
When the heated guns of the camp allied
Orew weary ot bombardlDg,
Tbe dark Redan tt silent scoff
Lay grim and threatening under,
And the tawny mound ot the Malakoff
No longer belched Us thunder.
There was a pause. Tho guudrman said,
"Wo storm tho fort to-morrow ;
sing while we may, another dar
Will bring ensugh of sorrow."
They lay, along the battery's side
Below the Smoking cannon- '
Drove hearts from Severn and from CI) de,
And trom tho banks ot Shannon.
Tney sang of love and not ot tame.
Forgot was Britain's glory.
Eacb hem recalled a different name,
But all sang "Annie Laurie."
Voice after volco 'caught up the song
Until the tender passion
liose like an anthem, rich and strong,
Their battle-cre confession'.
Dear girl I Ilcr name he dared not speak,
If et as the song grew louder,
Something upon Lhe soldier's cheek
Washed oft the stains ot powder.
Beyond the darkening ocean burned
Tbo bloody sunset embers ;
While the crimson valley learned
How English blood remembers.
And once again as fire ot hell
ruined on the Russian quarters,
With screams of shot and bursts of shell,
And bellowing ot tha mortars.
And Irish Nora's ot es aro dim
l'or singer dumb and gory t
And English Mary mourned for him
Who sung ot "Annie Laurie."
Oh, soldiers to your honored rest,
Your truth and alor bearing ;
Tho bravest are tho tendercst,
The loTlng are the daring.
iircsr, solum:!:, iiksti
There was a Husslan came over tho sea,
Just when tho war was growing hot,
And his name It was TjallRavakarcc-Aarlndobrolikanabndarot-
i
Danerlfc- . ' ' '
Varagobliot. ,
A Turk was standing upon the shore.
Right where the terrible Russian crossed,
And be cried : "Msnillah I I'm Ab' El Kcr-Hazaroukllgonautosgobross-
ItllgCKOSdUJI-
unvino-Hllrtdo-,
Tentdodoslr. j
ov.
So they stood, llko bravo men, l:ng and well ;
And they called each other tllelr.propcrnames.
Till the lock-jaw seized them, and Where they fell
They burled th'em both by tho Irflosholam'cs-Kaiatalustcbuk-'-
j
JUscUl.rtbustceup- , . ..
Saghftrlmalnz'. w
J'Vont .the Jlurlingtoit Hawleye.
Inverted Soldiers,
Sentenced to Jlatrimonjv- q
An English justice sentenced a couple to
matrimony under circumstances which seem
legally just, although legally curious. A
yoiig man and a young womau were con
testing possession of a piece of property, tho
one under an.old jease, the .ptber under an
old will. "It just strikes me," said the jus-
Judge Pitman a shott time ago bought
pet In mh fur his littlo children to play with.
It was a pretty good sized lamb, and strong
and vigorous, hut tho judgo said ho preferr
ed that kind, because tho children would bo
less likely to hurt it. On the day that it
came home they turned it out into tho front
yard, whero it strayed about, nibbling the
grass, where the judge tied up his geraniums
Mrs. I'itmau had her children in tbe house,
nd she w.is reading to them from a byok a
escriptiou of tho characteristics of lambs
he account said : "The lamb is one of the
ot playful mid innocent of aulnuls. S
ind and meek is it, that its name has for cm
turies been the swioinm of gentleness and
sweetness of disposition. It never injured
ny one, nnd when it is attacked it always
u tiers humbly and in silence. There is
toiiK'thing so beautiful about tho gentle lit-
e animal that "
Just at tills point Mrs. Pitman was inter-
upted liy tho voice of the judgo coming
from tho front yard. It sounded as if he
were in distress of some kind. The whole
family Hew out upon the porch, and there
they saw the pet lamb, whoso namo was the
synonym of genllenew, engaged iu butting
tho judge. It would butt him in the rear
ami knock him over, and then it would butt
im on tho legs uud hatter him on the ribs,
and plunge its head into his stomach, and
am its skull against ills chest. When he
rose it butted his shins, and when ho stoop-
over to rub them it butted his lie-nl.
then It butted him generally wherever a
chance presented Itself, and when it had
doubled the judge all ui uudr the Norway1
maple it butted dowu three rose bushes, but
led a garden yase to fragment,), butted two
pilings off the fenco and (lanced off down the
street, butting ut the tree boxes, the hitch
mg posts nnd the north-west wind,
Mr. Potter finally knocked it on tho head
with a club and brought it homo to tbe
judge, and subsequently when they had the
hiud leg far dlnuer, tho" Judge observed to
Mrs. Pitman that from tho manner tu whicl
that lamb cut ho should believe it was born
during tbe war of 1812, and that it was in
fact, n terrifies old r.im. Then he said ho
should go down and seo tho man who had
sold it to him for a lamb and bang him with
a club
tice, "that there is a pleasant and easy way
to terminate the old lawsuit. The plaintiff
Ajfegimentj quartered at a certain town in apgears. to be a respectablo young man, and
Scptlapd had apong them an expertgymnast this is a very nice y.oUng woman. Laugh-
who taught his brother subalterns how to ter. They can both p;et married and live
walk across the barrack room on their bands, happily on tho farm. If they go on with
While engaged one evening the door opened law proceedings it will nil ho frittered away
aud t'te colonel, a stem disciplinarian, en between the lawyers, who, X am sure, aro
tered the ruoiu, looked attentively at the in- not ungallant enough to wish the marriage
verted company, shook his head gravely and not to eamu otT." The lady blushed, and
departed without uttering a word, An order the young man stammered they "liked each
to be on parado next morning .was the least other a little bit," so a verdict was entered
puuishmeut expected for this breach of dis- for the plaintiff on condition of hls.promlso
cipliue. Some days passed, however, and to marry the delcudant within two months,
no notice being tnk n, it, ttas thought au n stay of execution being put to tho verdict
apobyy nnd explanation Bhould be otfered till tho marriage ceremony should .be com.
bv lhe itrimo lnstiprttnr of these tinAnhlierlv I Dieted.
' . i r - j i .
movements, A reference being made to the
mcmorab'e night the colonel amazed the in
tended apologist by exclaiming : "Hush,
sergeant, ,1 would not htve anybody know it
for the world t The fact is, I had been din
ing' ouTwith an old hrothvr oflictr who had
nerved with me in Tndia, and 'pon my life I
had no idea the wine could have had such
an etfect upon rue, but when I came to see if
you were all right in your quarters I could
sworn that l saw you a t upaiue
bwfl." '
flighlaijili's have the habit, wheu talking
their EuglUh, such as it is, of interjecting
tlio, personal pronoun "Jie,!1 where not re
quired, such as, "Tho, king ho has come."
Ofteu, in consequence, a eutenco or an ex
pression is rendered aulUciently ludicrous
as, lhe sequel will .sliow. A geutle.naiMnys
he has had the pleaburu, of listening to a
clever man, the.llev, Mr. , let his In
A hen crawled into one of the churches In
Jell'erson Citv. -Mo., on a late Sunday, and
catity be a secret, and recently ho began his laid an egg in the contribution box. While
discourse thus: "My frifiuls,.jou will find the minMer was making an earnest appeal
the .Mibjeot of' discourse this afternoon in I to npixalto his congregation, the hen sud
he first Epistle general of the Apostle Pe- denly left her uest, nod presenting herself
er, chapter oth aud verse 8th, in the wprda, in the channel, cackled most energetically.
Tho Devil h3goJth ahmt like a roaring The deacons discovered the egg when they
lion, seeking whom he may devour.' Now,, went forward to cet tho boxes. The. pious
my friends, with your leave, we will dlvido hen's contribution wa adjpted in tho do
the subject of our text to-day into four meatic rather than the foreign field.' Sho
eads. I'irstly. e shall enndeavor to, as thoucht, no doubt, that the lay element In
certain 'Who the Devil he was 1' Becopdly, that churcli was not sufficlcntly'developed
o snail inquire into Ins geographical posi- and active,
tion, namely, Where the Devil he wnsf'and. '
If a man gets a boll 'oil h'U noso his wife
calls It a rum blossom, and deals out he
sympathy by the two cents' worth t yet If
she notices but a premonitory symptom or
pimple on her noso she hysterically declares
It a ciucer, sends for two doctors and covers
her fco with a plaster m big as,, a soup
piato.
Tun Quakiui ask tub Athkisti The
method of the Quaker in Ucaling'with tho
atheist is a good one. Baid the latter :
"Did you over tee Ood ?"
"No." i
"Did you ever feel God V
"No."
"Did you ever Bmell Ood ?''
"No."
"Do you believe that there is any God'.
The Quaker then usked tho infidel :
"Friend, did thee ever seo'thy brains?"
"No." "
"Did thee ever feel thy bralnat"
"Nd."
"Did thee ever smell thy brains ?'
"No."
"Do thee think thee has nny brains ?"
Ml (,
where the Devil he wvt golugt" Thirdly,
And this is of a personal character 'Who
the Devil he Was, seeking V And fourthly
nnd lastly. We shall endeavor to solve a
question which has never been bolvcdyet
What the JJevll he was roaring about V "
niau who could ii'lt read was distribut
ing handbills nf u, drinking saloon, llo put
down hU bundle nnd vent, 19 dinner. In
his absence a temperaicftadvpiate .substi
tuted temperance tracts for' the lajudbills,
aud during thn.rest q tbfljday lk aloou'H
busiue4 was not helped, if pot hurt.
Tho following wo got off by a dirty-look- "Mother, mother, hero's "Freddv teasW
ing urohin on our streets yesterday : the baby. Make hlra cry again, Fre'dily.and
"Hill, what s tho ditference between that then mother will clve hira some sdifdr. and
gal," pointing' to a faahlonably.dressed I'll tako it away flora him, then he'll muall
young lady who wa passing down the street, and mother-will give lilin some more, and
"and a stubborn mule V von can tako that, niid we'll both W
"Give It up;'"bay8 Dick. . some."
"A mule by kicklu lifts Its tall, and that
gal by kickin'-lifts her trail " The following advertisement appeared In
"Ycr right, Dick ! Jest see her KCttin' over nu hngHl newspaper 1 "A pianoforte to
that crossln', " ho sold, genuine Jlroadwood, by lady about
to leavo England la u rosewood case on ma.
A pompous Scotch advocate succeeded In hogany castors, . & ,
bemuddllng a country witness by 'asking : ' " ' 1
hl'in whether he thought, tbe pri&onerwm A Uaih jaunty (Ky.) coustablo adver
compos mentis. The wltuesn , could only t.ic fof 8ale "9 undivided hall of a roau
grin and look foolish. At last tho Judge In- llof"e"
termed 'Noo. JLt tell me , do ye .hluk Is T,,f M , ata'thlng 'tooth ard
heroonytl,ln1ln,hlmr "De'U B tbinr,'i. naU.. Wi's origlnMta by oWerving boy's
burst out the man, with a grin fton far,d, ,lfrorU td nntle M4.,Mrt'tteeTei whIcU h',d
ear, "but what, put intil him ' the Ue.nlc.oUed byhl. frld. and admlr...
'PUDe while he -nu In avlmmVar:-