CHI TUB COLUMBIAN, )MJUQIAIBMOCIUT, ST AH OP TUB NORTU AXDC0I.UM ItlAN OnlMOI.WATSD.) t -iicil wi i-My, ovcry Friday morning, at 111. IVlSIlt 111), UOLlTMIIIA COUNT?; l'A. two dollar per year, Jii) ami- In ndrnncn, or i tin-i ear. After the eviration ot tlm icnr III Oil i iiurif (I. To suiisirllKrs out of' tin ,i mi u-rm-iuv i -r virtr, u-lril, in ii'l-. iuko u It not putd la advauee aim M.u If puj incut bo i edbo "ml I lie ear. , ii:l i tr ill-iimilnii('d, except at tuioptlon of the illlsuers, illliu .ill til manures urn pillil, out, 0ll itui" l fli-r tlio Dxpinttlou of Hie ntsl ill p ipi r-s.'iii nut or uioNtalo or to distant post 01 . must no paid tor In advance, unless n respon n p: m in In OiiimDhi county assumes to pui tlia siiiiwrlptloti iliio on dt-innnd, posTMiEls no longer exacted from subscribers In tUo county. J" -)T3 p-RTTNTTXaxrCK i '.it' ''. .finiMi' if t'f Cni.rMituN In ver it i iiiii.iur.i h lrlhting wtti ciitupmc faiorn i,i i i, i r i lit! ltd -. All nuiK Un.e cm ,i 1. i-.'i nii'l hi innilrr.ile prices Z jjjmDia Juunty Official Directory. i,l ,t ni'l r" William Uwcll. cl,itt Judges I. K Kuckb.iiiin, 1'. L. "-human. ,i iniiiiilHr , sc. II. Frank Znrr. i ,iirt st-ii rraplier s. N. Walker. i isl rx iiruonlar Williamson II. .Tacoby. nitric Attorww John M. Clark. ilierlH Jolin w. Ilollmau. lurvo or -Isaac Hewitt. Tr asurcr l)r II. W. JtclleynoliK e j.nmlsslonors John licrner, H. U Mcllenry, J, iepli Hands. i ominlssluncra' Clerk William Krlekbaum. Auditors -M. V. 11. Kline, .1. 11. Casey, K. 11. Urown. coroner i-harlcs ti. ilurphi . Jury C'omnilssloners-Jacob It. Trltz, William H. Ott. fount.- Superintendent William It. Snyder. lltooinPour lilstrlct-Iilrectors U. I". Knt, Scott, Win. Kramer, Uloomsbiirg and Thomas lteece, Icoit, o. 1". Hal, Secretary. Bloomsburg Official Directory. Pr iutnt of Town Council 1). Lowcnberit. Clerk V. Wirt, t liter ot I'olleo St. C. Woodward l'reilil"ntor tias Company s. Knorr. Secretary 0. W. Miller. Litooitistjiirtr Hanking company John A, Funston, Pri'llden , II. II. (iro z, Cashier. PIM Na lonal I lank Charles li. l'axlon, rresldcnt j Tuwiiii, Cashier. Cjliimbla cou.- ."""'.. r7T"7",',r," ,ocl lon-E. II. Llt'lo, l'rcslileiil, cW.-Miller, HloomsOiirB llulldlng nnd Saving Tund Asioclat Ion -Wm. reticuck. President,.!. U. Ilobtson, Secretary. Hloimsbtirg Mii'tial Saving l'und Assoela1 Ion J. J Ilrower, Prestden , C. (1. Iiarklcy, Secretary. ciiuiton DinncroiiY. BAITI3T CI1UI1CII. liov. .1. P. Turin, (supply.) Sunday HerMceii") a. m. andO; p. m. Smida School9 a. m. Pi ,iyer Sleeting I'very Wednesday evening at tx cock. S.a s frco. Tho public nro Invl'cd to attend. ST. MATTHEW'S LCTIIKRAN CnCllCII. Minister -IIpv. !. McCron. Sunday Ser Ires 1034 n. m. and 0 p. m. Sunday school an. m. I'm erSIeo lug Uvery Wednesday evening nl lock. Suats free. No pews rent ed. All aro welcome. rRRnVTERIASCIIDUCH. Minister -Id v. Muart SIP"hclI. Nund ly Services 10)4 a. in. nud an p. m. C itiil.iu Mi.iii,itl n. 111. r.i.er Meo lug Kvery Wednesdav evening n' tiki irv'k. a s f rei . No pews rentod. Strangers welcome. MKTII011HT Ei'isrorAi. ciirucit. i'n ildlii', Kider Hot. N. S. Ilucklnjlium. Minis or Kev. SI, I,, smvser. 'iuIja Seniles t x .mil oj p. m. 1 inula s uoul p. m. ' ii-Kver Sluinl iv evening a X o'clm-k. Vj"ii,' iru'- I'ra er Meo Ing fiver. Tuewlaj ii.n1ti,yii Hi. n','li,.k". (lonurnl 1'rajLr Sleetlug-Kvery 1 hnrsday evening f o eiocK. KEPOItllKDCnniClI. Corner ot Third nnd Iron btrcets. I'autor-ltcv. (1. 1). (lurley. He ildenco Central Hotel. Sunday Services li) 11. m. and I p. m. sundnv School a. 111. Praver Sleeting Saturdiy, 7 p. m. All aio Invited 'l'hero la always room. BT. I'ACL'J CIlCKCIf. l"Ctnr-llcv I,. Zuliner. und.i Senlces-l, n 11. in., 7i p. m. Sunday School !i a. in. Iflil nti.l.iv In Mm ninnlli. Hntv Cnintiltmlon. s rvlces preii.iratury to Cominftolon on Friday ivenlng before tlio stsuiiilayliieaeii moniu. l'ows routed i but merjboilv welcoir.e. EVANdEI.ICAI. ClIl'KCII. Pre ilillng lUder-liev. A. I.. Kccwr. x,i 1 .1 1 Irilnr. Sunday Serilce a p. in., In tho Iron street Church. I'M er Mcellng-I.iery sabbntli at 'i p. in. All nre tn tted. All are w cicome. the ciirucii OF CIIUIST. Sleets In "Ihe Utile llrlek church on Hi" hill," known as the Welsh iiapiiot iiiurin-oii uuc.. mii-cl cantor iron , , , llegulnr ineellng for worship, every Lord'i day at- ternooii at 31s o'clock. . feats tree j nnd tho rubllc aro cordially InMtcd to attend. HLOOJtSIlUltO DlltECTOHY. SCIIOOIj ORDKHR, lilnnk, pi't piinteil ami neatly liound In small bookB, 011 hand and for siilo at tho coLi'MiiiAN nmce. 1 LAIT)iTlM)S;on T'nrclir.i.'iit nml Linen 1 Paper, common and for Admlnlsi r.vors, Kxecu tTTri anil trustees, tor sale chcupat tho colojibias onico. . MA I ! III AO I'fOfrUT I V 1 CATKS j u.t m nlcd nnd for sale at tho Colombiav omce. Sllnls ler of the Uosp?l and .lustlcoa should supply them lUlvoswitli Uieuo necessary articles JUSTICKS niiTf Ooin-Ialiles' I'co-Hills for sale at M10 Columbian omce. They contain tho cor rected fees as established by tho last Act of tho teg. olaturonpon tho subject. Every Justice and Cou ntable should have ono. TfENOUK NOTES .flint printed nnd lor sale ? cheap at tho Columbian onico, CLOCKS, WATCHES, AC. CE. 8AVAOE. Dealer in Clocks, W'.itclics .and Jewelry, Jlnln St., Just below tho Central PROFESSIONAL CARDS. c 1 (I. IIAHKLEY, Atlorney-nt.I.aw. Omce , In Brow er's building, sna Biory, 1100ms 4 D1, WM. M. KEIIEII, Surgeon anil Physi cian, ornco S. E. corner rock anujiaruet birecta. T P.. EVANS, M. 1)., Surgeon anil Pliysi ) . clan. (Oftlco and Rcsldenco on Third street, curner Jeiferbon. T li. McKELVY. M. D.. Surireor anil Pliy J . Blclun, north bide Jlalu htrect, below Market. 11. ItOIlISON, Altorney-at-Luw. In llartman's building, Main street. Office H. KOSENSTOCK, I'liolographer, Claik & Wolf'sStore, Main btrett. J1ISCEI.LANKOUS. TYVVII) LOWENI1ERO, Merchant Tailor I J Main St., nbovo Central Hotel. ! S. KUHN, dealer it. Meet, Tallow, etc., 0. centro street, retween htcoud and Tun u. Viii:n vou want a kirst-class I bllAYKor anitlilnirln lbo '1UNMIUIAL1.IM. goto' " JAMES llEIU.'t! MIUJi;it SHOl', THE BEST IN TOWN, Under Exchange Hotel, Biooinsburg, Pa. CATAWISSA. 7"M. II. AUMOTT, Attorney-at-Law, iluin 1 street. M. L. EYEItJ.Y, ' " - ATTOIt'EY-AT-LAW, catawlssa, Pa. Collections pron,ptly inado and remitted. Omce onpostte Catawlssa Deposit Bank. m-38 Babcock & Wyeth's Ads Is taVen Internally, and PonltlTtly Cures Rhcoma tlsm. Uout, heuralgla and Lumbago, rwsold by Wholesale and Retail Druggbtia elerywherc. Send tor circular to. liELPlIKNSTINB BENTLKY, Druggists, Wlitliliigioii, D. Pet .1Vly.BA:w . JlVO. L. KAEB. JNO. K. H Y1IIHK. CHAS. V, EDWAUPS. WJ1. 11. iiAQENIJUCH, witu Kniili, rrjinii'i- &,i:tlvnrlM, (SncctbtorB to Jit Hi diet Uoiteyi; sons, 923 Market btrett, I in porters and dealers la CHINA, GLATS AM) QUEEN6WARE, 12.1 Xlotlct Strut, I'hlladeli bio. Coiifctmillycii linpd t Hgliialar.d Attorltdrackages June9,T7-ly nni p. (iriatrhanro la make money. If)ou VJt V7 IJly.lidtkM. Ka nteil 11 rerwiu every. In to to tiikonirlplloplo ihe largist cheapest Ti.d 1 ett llluMralod family publication In tho world. ny one imp Ucrmi! n tviiiMHili'g.nt. Tho meitt lenaiit wortB of urtgtten freotosibfcrberif. Tho 1 leu li t.o low ti.ai oncost evinnooy tuiiMrii .. nengnit reperta muling ovirrtolna week, A .iv ,, i ntreooria takuii over 4i bubKTIt era In T . . ah i 1 o prenee intiko mcct-v fust, t.ucan 1'iiiti 1 iiymir 111110 10 1110 liiiMiiira. crcwyjuur m 11. litii You pied not to aftoy irtui home over 1 in Yoiiipndo ItaswrUdsoiliers. pull partlo-,1- riniiloiitf Klul ttiua Iree. llrgant and ex ,.ii,hlvo ouilit irre. )l)ou want nonuUo oik cm! us sour adilieta at oi.co. 11 eobts liOthlng to ti.ui.imuifks. No one who cniraees falls to miditt meat lay. Aadrtis'-Jl.e 1 cople a Journal l"ort- lond, Maine. uuk.av" I- i.B?K?A7fl, , llUSINT.bS CARDS. jyt.J.O. UUTTEII, 'insiUIAN KSUHOEON, omce, North Market street, Slar.,'74 Bloomsburg, Pa. E.OIIV1S, ATTO RN CY-AT-LAW, OrrtrE-lloom No. I, "Columbian" Building. Sept. is.tsiti.. gAMUEL KNOIUl. ATTOUKE Y-A T-L A W, iiLoostsimno, rA, OfllCO. llartman's llloek. corner Slntn nnd MnrVet. streets Q W.MILLElt, ATTOHNCY-AT-LAW Ofllco In Brower'a building, second floor, room No. 1. Bloomsburg, Pa, N. D. FUNK. I.. E, WAL1.KM. FUNK & WALL Ell, "AlLUliicyn.nt.Ijiw, PLOOMSRVKU, ,i ornco In coivmbiak lint-niNo. Jan. 19, 'i7-!y Q It. A W..I.DUCKALEW, ATTOHNCYS-AT.LiVW, Bloomsburg, ra. onico on Slnln Street, first door below Court House E. ,t- J, M. CLAltK, ATTOItNKYS-AT-LAW Uloomsburg, Pa. onico In Bnts Building. "P P. IIILLMEYEP., ATTOnSEY AT LAW. 0hce Adjoining C. li, & w. J. lluckalcw. BlOomsbu rg, ra. . II. MTTI.E. ltOB'T. 11. I.ITT1.K. . II. It. LITTLE, i J ATTOHNEYS-AT-LAW, Bloomsburg, Pa, i!piiness before the II. s. Patent onico attended lirme In the Columbian Building. 3' p I10C1CWAY & ELWELL, A T TO 11 N E Y S-A T-L A W, cotcMiuAN ItriiMMi, Bloomsburg, Pn. OSIemliers i.f tho United stales Law Asportation, ollecllons inado In any part of America or Europe. TTEItVEY E. SMITH, ATTO U N K Y-A T- L A V, OITlco In A.J. Evan'SKew llin pinci, BLOOSlSIIUIiO, PA. .Member of CoinimrtlrilLawnnd Bank Collect Ion As sociation, oct. 11, 'U-tr flLLIAM KllYSON, attoi:ney-at-law. Centralia, Pa. A C. SMITH, M ' ATTOUNEY-AT-LAW. onico In "Knt Bcii.iiio, Court House. Bloomsburg, Pa., near ng. to. .7-1 r JIISCELLANEOUS. HOW E L L, DENTIST. onico In llartman's Block, second floor, corner Slain and .Market streets, BLOOSISBURO, PA, Stay 20 ly. I. L. KAI1I1, PIIACTICAL I1ENTIST, SIln street, onnosllo Episcopal Church, burg, Pa. ttr Teeth extracted without pain, nug 24, '17-ly. p XL DHINKE11, GUN anil LOCKSMITH. sewing Machines and Jlachlnery of all kinds re. paired. OrniA IIodse Building, Bloomsburg, Pn, yiLLIAM Y, KISTER, MEROHANT TAILOR corner of Sloln nnd West Ftreets, threo doors below J. K. Ejer's store, inoenitDurg, rn. All orders promptly attended to and satisfaction cuaraiiweu. April T, TT-tf I7REAS BROWN'S INSURANCE AO EN ; cv, Exchange Hotel, BloomBburg, Pn. Capital. .Onn, Ins Co., of Hartford, Connecticut... o.tui.too LlveriKiol. Iindon and (llobe... Ho) al of Liverpool Lanconslilro Flro Association, Philadelphia. . Atlas of Hartford Farmers SI utiial ot Danville.... Danville .Mutual Home, New York , commercial Union .... lawio.iHio .... 10,000, 00 3.100,000 u 0,(0 1,000,000 70,io 5fio,eoo 17,000,(100 17S,958,000 JIarch tn.T y 'Hit' Columbian Law Docket A complete record for the use of attorneys. Con. venienllv arraniteil for I ho docketing of all cases rontalnlnc uo panes, wltli double Index, rbla Is the most compltlo book for law) era that la pub. lUhcd. PBICE, S3. SO. Pulilished uy Brockway & Elwel Edittiri nml Prnirielnri of tlio Coi.usiniAN, BLOOMSBUTia 1 IN TUB LINE Teas, Groceries, Provisions Glassware, QneeBswe, Wmienware, All of tho UEST nuulitv nnd at the lowest prices, can bo found constantly on JJeS at J, H. MAIZE'S MAMMOTH GBOCER1T, Corner Main anil Centre SlrecU, Itl.OO.IlSEtDIU;, I'.i, Jan 1, 1811. NoTice7 " Ifrora this date Ibe Bloomsburg Oaa Company will put In be trice pipes at ont cost and turutah and act mete s at tour dollars each. The company navo on hand a lot of pas tar Bttlted or painting roofs, and poata or other timbers placed unaergrouna. ITIw 10 cent per gallon or VIM per barrel. Oo, 16,14. O. W, Mll.I.KIt, no WE rim mos. TT I I lftlt uiieaudonu-lmll dozen it l l i J j Hit mom. uoautlliu new rim mutL In Frtncli till color, km r ktt-u far 11.00. 'Ihpy lire iuohluU In a x lo black ciiuuu'I aiidpolU inuiB, in ui iiruiuK nuu ouiHi'ii unjuuuK nuiv ijuru (or id ccnlH. Kfciid JO i cuts tor (rrantl Uliulran U cat ulOKUOMliU Ihrcinoct iuntltriit en iho 1'lilne, or xi it lib iur iwu i uoofciaiit'H uvu uum nut un MatktrrnuDd. J. LATHAM & CU. 419 Wa&nlntrlon Hn-tt mHD, Wujr. IlinOquartirH nr tt'ttinou rraga anu IT0liTUWK Juie 8, Tt June teptinXir aid Ottcur j u, 1II1YTISK OF Orungcvillc Academy. EEV.C. K, CAIIFIELD.A. M,,Prineipal. If you want to patronize n FIRST CLASS SCHOOL, WltElli: BOA11U AND TUITION AltE LOW, glvo us a trial. Next term begins MONDAY, N0VEM1JKU 5, IS77, For Information or catalogue apply to THE PHINCIPAU July !7, 77-ly Orangevllle, Pa. A Still Farther Reduction in the I'UICE OF PAINTS, OILS, BIIUSIIES, JAPAN DRYEIl 4: rCTTY If j oii rnnt to niivo Troni IO to 85 jirr cent In tho cost of PA1NTINO, send for our prices of tho follow lug : strictly PURE WHITE .KAD, MONTOUIt WII1TB LEAD SLATE PAINTS, ALL COLORS, RON PAINTS, THREE COLORS, PUKE LINSEED OIL BEST JAPAN DRYER .ist:i:i ojs, iii.it i'iitty. Best Paint Brushefs, COACH AAHMSH. HOUSE "VAIINISH, It'uniiiui'o Varuisli, SPIRITS OFTUI1PENTINH, Orders and Inquiries by mall will recelte prompt ntlciitlon. Mimulo cauls andprlu olisl furulaheu wuuoui cnarge. HENIIY S. 11EAY, ItUI'EKT, l'A ays. IH.-ly. Important to Lawyora, Justices of tho Peace. Constables, Kwcutori, Ad- inlnlstrnlors. (inardlan, Township officers, and uusi ness men generally. Wo havo on baud n laree assortment of leiral UlilllhS IUr IIIO UU Ul rtlimitl-ja, u uiuiio ""' w, stable's blanks of all kinds, Note and Uecelpt books for Administrators c. ATTORNEY'S BLANKS. 'recipe for Summons. ' " Jtulo to take Depositions, i, ., , chooso Arbitrators. s cents apiece, or 11.75 per hundred. Petition for Appointment of Guardian. " " Citation Itule to take Depositions. Narr In Debt, with confession, " Assiimri<. Slechanlce Lien. 4 cents eoch or J3.50 per hundred. Petition for sale of Peal Estate scentaeach. fiubntcnas. Summons. Warrants, Executions, so fo 25 cents each. Lenses a cenia eaeu lllue needs. - .... iu Pnrcliment Deeds 15 " Agreements 5 " " lirphnnM court salt s SO for $1 58 Cunstable'a Sales 3 cents each siortKngo anu nona w All kinds of Notes 1 " ." Orders, neatly hound, constantly on hand, or made to order on abort notice. iteeeinm. Notes, scnooi uruers. 1'oor uraers, oujiu vvoaro prenareueo aoneaeer louivuinuumuuj other ofllco In this county. illtUUKWAX K ttl, liLI., Editors and lToprletors of theCoMjuniAN, Bloombburg, Pa Tho Seaside Library. rlinleo hnnlnnn lonppr for tho few only. The best .IniHl.inl puvtls within tho reach of every one. Bonks usually soldlronift to S3 gU en (unchanged anu uuaLiiugeu; iur iu uuu xu ei-mo. 1. EastI.vnne. By Sirs. Henry woouuouoie no.auc ti. .loiw llAUt'Ai, iiest. Iiysilssjlulnck. 5KJC 3. JAMiEviir., by Charlotte Urouto (double no.) voc 4. a woman Hatp.ii. Lbarles neade's rew noul c 5. Tiik Black indifs, Jules Verne's latest He a. Last Days op l'ourKii, by Uulwer loo 7. apam UKim, bv eienrgi) Itlllolt, (double no.) sou 6. The AncM'ii. .Motto, by Slnry celt Hay loc . inn vinniiToxs JIoev, by Mary Cecil naylfc .0. The omaw is wniTK. oy w iikib i-oiiiiis iuu 11. The Jim. ostiie 1 ioi-s,by Oeurgo El lott mc is. The AarniCAN Sevatoh, by Antbemy 'Irollopo o 13. A Piiisrii-s er Tilt LK, by twain Black !0c If. The Di ap Shut, by Wilkin Collins loo 15 ItoMOi a. by eieorjje Elliott, (dmiblo no. sec 10. l II E l.NOI 1S1I AT TUB INIUUII III! h rtnw , JtlJ" ok Ice, In eno book by .lull h Ve rne 10c it. iimiiKH i tKiis. bv Jiary Cecil Hay Hw TP. llAiirAiu'H llisniKV, by Amelia B Vdwaids WW Id. A'iEKMMK'IhsiiTATios.bvCliarles-lieado loc vo. tun I'cwoHTv'Miop, by i bnilis Dickens) 21. foci, i i av. uy ciu.ru h kcuiiu it .MAN AMI W UK, ly Wl'Kie l O'illlM zvu n. 'I he sevmK'B i.ioacy, by vary t i ell Hay Mie 81. "It is hav nit too Laik io siknp," by manes 1 apv Aim aiiie'soatii. by Mrs. II. Wood. loc mi. auhoiia Kioto by MI'h M. K. Brandon. voc S7. VllTOB AMI VAMJUHIU", bV M, C. IlllV. H'0 US, A llAt'OHTI 11 OK IIMH liy William Mllllv. ivu v'j. Noua'hI ove 'I 1st, by Mary Cicll Itnv loo 8. Per inuiiKiK in his I'l AeB.by c. Itiado. 2 c 81, 1'rnx Hoit, tiik Hapicai, byilpe,ri:e Klllott, sec li. The tJi'tEN ok IIEAins, by Wllllo Lullina. luc ri,r ml,, bv all Bookscllcis and Ncwfcdcalers. or aeut I ostuge i repaid, on ri e elpt of r 1 1 n 1 1 eiixuim: jfu.Niin, publisher, p. o. Bui rcr.7. VI, 23 and IB, Vandowutir St., N. Y. iug3, 'tJ.cin TIIOJIAS B. I1A11TMAN. AI.EE1IT HAIITMAN HARTMAN BROS,, DEALERS IN TEAS, CANNED FKUIT, OIOARS, TOBACCO, " swiirr, CONFECTIONERY, piees cf all k ire'r, G!:u & Queecswaro, FINE GROCERIES, Foroign and DomestioFruitB, AND OBNEHALi LINE. OF .. i Family Provisions ItusselPa Old Stand, IlUPRIlT SII.OG'K, (ih door Ulowilaikctttreet.Blocmtburg, Pa. v Goods Uelhtiidtoidl parts ot the town. AprUtT.H-U yr, BLOOMSBURG, PA., FREDAT, OCTOBER 5. LWLUV tw'n Miscellaneous. Tlio Mulct In History. cossinnnci) most historical and other BTANDPOlNTfl A llUStOROUS VIP.SY OP nir. distinouishino traits that HAVE JIADE THIS UNIQUE ANI. MAI, FAJIOUS. Tho inulo Is tho animal Noah didn't taka into the ark with htm. I havo looked over tho freight-list carefully, and could not sco ft mtilo way-hilled for nny place. So clear headed a man ai Noah did not daro to tnko ono on hoard, as he knew he would kick a holo through tho craft In less than a week. I don t know a man on whoso head you could pour quicksilver and run lean risk of its spill itig oft than Noah's. Ho was adreadfiil level-headed man, and heforo tho freshet was over everyhody on earth realized the fact. f ho origin of tlio mule is enveloped in a good deal ol mystery. Tradition iuforms that when tho Hood had subsided, and thti ark liau laueleu on Mount Ararat, Noih was very much surprised in one of his first oh- servations to find a good healthy mule stand ing on an atljolnlng mountain. Tho same tradition informs us that tho mulo it the on ly auimal that lived through tho flood out sido of the ark. The mulo can ho considered In a good many ways, though tho worst jilaco from which to consider him is directly from he- himl,nny where within a radius often feet. I never consider a mulo from that point, tin less I am looking through tho fluo of a holl er. Sea captains and people who havo to do with mules always pay an extra rate to life insurance companies. A mule and a belt of country where yellow fever is indigenous generally stand tho samo a reganU the death rate. The word mulo comes from the Grcek.and signifies "tn stop." and tho mule himself conies ton btop. Like mulhplied by like produces like. Grasshoppers multiplied by grashoppers produces famine, nud potato hugs multiplied by potato bugs produce a rie in the price of yeast, lint wneiryou tiy to multiply mules by mules they don't multiply, and henco tlio word mule. Y'nu nay study your arithmetic and read through all of Train's lectures, but you can't discov er why this is so, any moro than you can why a woman cannot put on a rubber with out leaning up against something. Tho mulo has ono more leg than a milk ing ttool, nnd he can stand on one. and wave tho other three around in as many dillerent directions. He lias only threo cense.", hear ing, seeing auu smelliug. Ho lias no moro sense of taste than a stone jug ; and will cat anything that contains nutriment, and lie don't care two cents whether it be oue per cent, or ninety-nine. All he asks is to pass him along his plate, with whatever happens to be handy round the pantry, and ho won't go away and blow how poor the steak is. Ho just eats whatever is set be fore him, and asks no questions, Mules are naturally deaf, but that supreme wisdom that teaches a little boy to wipe his iioso on his sleeve, has fitted the mule out with a pair of ears that counteracts its deaf ness, so he can hear as readily as a person when you don't want him to. These ears answer a double purpose, as tunnels to pour sound into his head, and also as fans to brush away tho flies with and keep his head cool. They aro hung by hinges to the side of his head, and flap backwards and forwards like a pair of wet trowsers round a boy's legs. In cold latitudes quite a tasty business is done in mule's ears. The cars nro cutoff and dried, and sold forsnow shoes, and the snubs are trimmed up and tho mules are sent South nnd sold for horses. In this way a great many fine horses were purchased for the army by the United States. II I wero to havo a largo pictnre'of'inno ceuco to hang up In my parlor, and I did not wish to sit for myself, I should geta cor rect liken bsh of a mule. There is innocence enough depicted in a mulo's countenance to fit out a Sunday-school class. It looks as guileless as an angle-worm. A mulo never grows old or dies. Once brought into existence, lie continues on forr over. Ihe original mule is now nlivo some where in tlio South, and is named Robert Toombs, because ho is so Btubboru. Mules aro chiefly found in the South and Wcsf, They have been more abused than Judas Incariot. A boy who would not throw a stono at a mule if he got a chanco would be considered by Ills parents as too mean tn raUe. Th o mule is a good worker, but ho cannot bo depended on. IIo Is liable to Ktrike'aud when amnio strikes, human calculation fails to liuil out tiny rule by which to reckon when ho will go to work ngaiii. It is useless to pound him for ho will stand more beatin than a sitting-room carpet. IIo has been known to stand eleven dayu in ono spot, ap pare nil y thinking of something and then start off again us though nothing had haj pened. Down South, when they have a surplus of small darl'eys on tho plantation, they send them out into tho barnyard to play where there is a loose mulei They always bid them good-bye when they Btart.out, for they arosuro tho parting will be final. This is the most economical style of funeral now iu the market. To fully appreciate tho mule one should listen to ids voice. You uever can really know whether you like a mule or not till you have heard him sing. I attended a mule concert at Fort SntUiug. The programme opened with a soprano boIo, then swung In to a duett, and then pranced off Into a trio, followed up by a quartette, and ending with a full chorus by 160 mules. I didn't hear the wholo thing, for when I came to, tho regimental surgeon was standing over me. giving me powerful restoratives, and I heard him say tiiat I might posssbly get out again though I would never boa well man, I havo been through the New York Stock Ex change, have spent part of a day in a boll, er factory, and have been on one or two Sun-duy-school excursions for children ; but I never knew what noise was until I heard a lot of army mules bray, Ono of tho dead certainties of a muleis that ho is sure-footed, especially with hln hind ftct. Ho never misplaces them. If he advi rtlecs that hid feet will be ou a cer tain, Bpot at a certain time, with a sample of mulo shoea to which he would call your at tention, you will always find them there at the appointed time. IIo is as reliable as the Day of Judgment, and never cancels an en gagement. Every man now living who ilrovo npiu It ltuw during the war now draws a pension, glum lUMtn I never owned n mulo. I came near buy ing ono once. Ho was n fine-looking ani mal ; his ears stood up like tho side spires on an Episcopal church. Mstallwas trim med down so that it looked like a tar brush leaning up against him. Ho was striped off like the American flag, nnd Raphael's cher ubs never looked more angelio than did that mule. Ho looked all innocence though ho was in no sense. The owner sat In his wag on with his chin resting on his hand and his elbow resting on his knee. In tho other hand he held a stick with the brad on the end of it. I examined tlio mulo and asked tho man a few questions, nnd out of mere form inquired if the mule was kind or If ho kicked, ''Kind? Kick?" said tho man, and those wero tho last words he ever uttered. Uo reached his Btlck over tho front of the wagon nnd stuck tho brad into that mule. It was awful to see a man snuffed out as quick ly as ho was. It almost took my breath ho went so suddenly. 1 never saw the thread of life snap so abruptly as It did on that oc casion. He didn't have time to leave a mes sago for his family. That mulo simply ducked his head, and thenaTltiir of heels flew out behind ; there was a crash, a fly ing of splinters, and that was all j and the next moment that mulo and I stood alone, my face covered with astonishment two feet deep, nnd his covered with an old bridle. Tho next day I read an account in tho tele graphic news of n shower of llesh in Ken tucky. I was tho only man that could ex plain that phenomenon, and I did not daro to lest I should bo implicated in tho affair with tho other mule. I havo seen death In many forms, but don't recollect of ever seeing a funeral gotten up with less pomp and display that on that oc casion. If I had my choice, to cither work in a nitro-glycerine factory or take care of a mule, I should go to the factory, as in case of any explosion, there would bo more pos sibility of my friends finding some little me mentoes of me, with which to .assuage their grief. A very small piece of mo would light en a very big sorrow. I will hunt round nnd if I find any other facts that belong to the mulo I will write them down and send them to you by express, C. 0. !).&. Outwitting a Tyrant. It was in tho year ISIS that tho leading citizens of the chief towns of tho Lombardo Venetian kiudom avowed openly their de testation of Austria, and they only awaited a favorablo opportunity to throw off the yoke. At one of tlio theatres of Venice, on a cer tain evening, rt magnificent boquct was thrown upon tho stago at the feet tf a beau tiful daiiHuse. It was a raro piece of work manship, was the boquet, nnd its three col ors, of red, white and green, were so arrang ed that the symbol of Italian Independence could not bo mistaken. The danseusc picked it up and kissed it repeatedly, and pressed it rapturously to her bosom, while'the vast au dlence applauded vociferously. On the following morning the netrefs was summoned before the police authorities, and was sharply questioned touching her absurd treatment of the boquet which had been thrown to her on tho previous evening. Shi tremblingly answered that she had onlydone as she always did when such beautiful trib utes were given to her. "Very well," said tho Austrian chief; 'hereafter, when a boquet is thrown to you (bus publicly, youw!ll trample upon it with your foot. Do you understand ?" She said she understood, and she was suf fered to depart. She went to some of her friends and told them what had happened "Ah," said tlio artist, Antonio Luigi, "and you will tramplo upon it ?" "I must." "Then I will see that you havo the right kind.. Ho brave, pretty ono, and wo will win applause again. Wait." That evening, when the favorite tlanscusc had acquitted herself grandly, a hugh bo. quet was thrown upon the stage, Mercy ! what a, boquet it was 1 A '.broad field of strango flowers, tho only colors yellow arid black tho Imperial Standard of Austria There was no mistaking it. " lieetiaccia I" (great ugly beast), said tho actress, loud enough to be heard over tho house, And then bhe jumped upon tho yel low and black symbol, ami trampled it hear tily. For a time it seemed ns thougli tho ap plauso would shatter the building. The pot ice saw, and took the hint, and did not veil turo to interfere further with tho boquets of 1 tho bold anil favorite dameme. An Old Sunilay haw. Very recently tho District Commissioners a( Washington, D.C., solicited proposals for tho publication of tho delinquent tax list Tho Sunday Herald was tho lowest bidder, Its competitors at onco raised th isue that it being published exclusively on Sunday tho work could not bo legally given to it, Finally tho matter was referred to the Uni ted States Solicitor General. IIo decided against the Sunday paper, basing his decis ion on an antiquated Maryland law, enacted In 1723, "in tho ninth year of tho Right Honorable Charles, Absolute Lord and Fro- prletary of the Provinces of Maryland and Avalon, Lord of llaltimore," It is entitled "An Act to punish blasphemers, swearers, drunkards and Sabbath breakers," and among its penalties aro the following : A LEGAL HEI.IO OP LANQ SYNE. "If any person is found guilty, wittingly, maliciously, and advisedly of blasphemiug or cursing God or of tho Holy Trinity, the Father, Son and Holy Ghost, or the God- head or any of the three persons, or of tho Unity of the Godhead, or shall utter any profano words concerning tho Holy Trinity or any person thereof, either by verdict or conviction or confessing, Bhall for the first olTenso bo bored through tho tongue, and for felt 20 sterling j for tho second olfenso be branded with tho letter "11," burned in the forehead, and forfeit iMO t.terling, and for the third offense shall suffer death with out the benefit of clergy," It appears that this barbarous enactmeut is still In force) in this District, or at least has nover been paid. Its rigid enforcement would mutilate half tho tougucs in the Dis trlct, and the other half would go about marked in tho forehead like Cain, or a V, S, army descrter,aud it is Bafo to predict that through the fines incurred we could entire ly discharge the uatlouql indebtedness in one decade. "Debt," fays Hillings, "iz a trap which man sets and bates himself, and then de uuerawiy gen into," 1877. l'ompcii. PRESENT CONDITION OP THE EXCAVATIONS. A correspondent of tho London Athemcm writes from Naples ns follows: "A recent visit to Pompeii after a long in terval onables mo to givo you new nnd In teresting details of that remarkable locality. Let mo caution, however, everyono against visiting it at midsummer, when the ther mometer is at fever height, and tho sun nnd Vesuvius unito their powers to scorch one. About two fifths of the city have already been disinterred, nnd tho excavations aro now being carried on by an nverage number of 100 men, toward the cast and norlheast. This part was my principal object, for with tho other parts I whs well acquainted, as aro most of the of tho readers of the Aihcnrum. Still, with a talkative guide by your side, somo novelty cn passant always presents itself. Ono must look in at tho museum, where fresh bodies or their forms in plaster of Paris nro constantly added. Years havo passed since I was present at tho first in gcnlous experiment which was made by tho present senator Eiorelli to recover the forms at least of tho dead, bo that it is with no slight interest that I regard any progress,and considerable progress has been made in tho modo of preservation. It often happens that from the superincumbent weight and other causes, tho bones havo been displaced these aro now removed from tho debris as far as possible, so that tho figure is not do formed by bones protruding from wrong places. This was first nttempted in 1873, and has been continued over since with great success. Perhaps the most beautiful figure in tho collection is that of a young girl, exquisitely formed ; she is lying ou her face, while her hand was evidently attempt ing to cover her eyes. The folds of her dress, tho very texture, and her hair, hro all sharply defined. Near her lay, and lies, a man on his back, and by his side was, and is, an iron rod, four feet long, with which It is supposed ho was forcing a rod. Gloso by is another female figure, with iron san dais attached to ilio feet, the bones of which are well preserved. Without lingering here any longer, however, let us pas on to the house in which un excavation was made in tho spring, in honor of ourprinccsi. The objects found there and then, of no great value, were presented to her ltoyal High ness j'they are au amphora, a necklace with eighty four pieces of coral, a mass of paint of yellow coior, and a few other articles. In this hotiso was n shop for 'warm drinks ;' two or three good frescoes adorn the walls, nnd oil jars are sunk in marble slabs. "That comparatively so littlo of tho trea sures of the Pompeiani is found is easily ex plained by the fact that tho inhabitaets,who escaped, and thieves broke into the houses. especially between tho earthquake and the eruption, and carried off all articles of value Most of the houses havo indications of these visits iu tlio modem uiasonwork which do tes a hole. I am not awaro that what are called tho "water castles" havo been suf ficiently noted, perhaps for tho reason that most havo been carelessly destroyed. One however, has lately been discovered, and propped up and bound round with iron They wero buildings for supplying the neighboring houses with water. The top was a largo vascato which water was carried up by leaden pipes, a great number of which still lio under the level of tho ground. 15y pipes the water was again distributed from houso to house from the vasca. The Sarno, which supplied it, still runs underneath Pompeii, nnd its impurity is evident from tho doposits which have been formed on the walli of tho castle; its continual dropping has covered them with a king of stalactite, 1-urther examination shows that these de posits correspond exactly with tho stone with which a great pait of Pompeii was built. The stone was brought from Sarno, on tho river of tho same name, which thu supplied tho inhabitants with building ma terial and drinking water, "Tho spot on whicl .excavations aro ac tually carried on now is called tho bathing establishment. It is nn immenso hall, and is still half full of pumice stone ; but in tho very centre of the mass, after many feet of soil had been removed, there were found last month, four human skeletons, 'one of a woman, nnd by them wero tho fullowing precious objects, which they wero evidently carrying ofi. Iu gold, two necklaces, consis rnn rsijctititie-r lew ,, ,.., ' . , '. .', lea res, two earrings, a chain with au emer ald. In silver, two casseroles, a largo look ing glass, three vases, a ladle, six larire spoons, sixteen smaller spoons, two forms for making pastry, like Bcallop shells, all aro well preserved and highly decorated. They havo been scut to tho museum, but are not yet exhibited to the public. "n. WV A New Swindle. rV swindle was perpetrated in this vicini ty last week which certainly has the mark of oticaniltv and ne-wiiem. and as It was an successful, wo givo it publicity sh that other localities may be on their uuard. as this one wju nt) Joubt bo :.. lllB futur cou.,,e of well dressed young men, with assumed business airs, had shipped to this placo a lot ot whut they represented to be No. 1 mack rel, and with harse and wagon circulated throughout the town and county for the purpose of belling. Hard times, emick Bales and small profits was their Itnotto, and $4.00 to 5 f i barrel kegs of mackerel o, 1 which they open for Inspection, did not seem litgn. 'Alio bait toot, and for a time the fish business was lively, the strangers haviug no difficulty iu disposing of their cargo, Su well pleased were they that they told their customers they intended comin. back this week v,ltb a lot of beef, etc. They - won't come. There was a good sized fri- can iu the wood pile, and he made his ap rearauce after a few days. We giue the experience of one of the vic- - tlms. which we understand is that of all.so far as wo have heard ; "I opened tlem full and used dree, inessse. anddey was filtrate. De next lime dey tasted like straw; ilem fish was bud aud I wants no more j any. - bodies can hev dem, and dere was iu dat keg a store biickttlul of salt.11 A few fid on top were first class, the balance of each keg conipostel of oil tainted mackerel well hidden iu salt. To sum up, this victim had two kegs and a pile of salt in which he had invested H thinking he had about a halt; dollar s worth of guod fi.li. T here la a mor- a al in this, vizi Patronize your own town - merchants aud leavestrangers severely alone. 1 Vhambtrtourg Jltvorttr, THE COLUMBIAN, VOL. XI, NO. 39 COLUMI1IA DEMOCRAT, VOL. XL1I, NO, SI I'laying Pedro for the Drinks. A JUSTICE WJIO WAS TOSTED OJf T1IF, DIF- PEUEKCE BETWEEN 8ANCHO AND PLAIN. A complicated pedro arbitration was set tled in Justice Moses's Court tho day before yesterday, Henry Krauso was charged with having assaulted Patrick McGInlay In a saloon on II. street. The quarrel grow out of a game of pedro, for tho drinks, and when the Judge saw what was coming ho braced himself with a Revised Hoyle and Schenck's Commentaries, and prepared to wrestlo with the entanglements of the case. Tho prosecuting witness first took the stand, and Bald : "Ye sec, yer worship, we wor playln' pedhro for the drinks " Tho Court Sancho or plain 7 Witness Juit only plain pedhro, yer worship ; tho ould kind. I bed four to ga, d'ye see? and I gev him three, and he tuck wan extbra on the sly, and out I pitch es a diamond for tho trump d'yo see, now Judge? Well, he lays down a shpade, and thin I plays n club the tin spot it was, I bclavo and him a shpade, and thin I threw away a four uv clubs, and he clappln on a fivo Bhpot o clubs, mind ye, Bays : "Pedhro!" "Pedhro be damned I" (wld all respect to you Judge,) says I: "diamonds is the only thrump.and If it isn't you didn't folly suit," says I. Attorney Stephens Docs tho Court un derstand the game? Tho Court (sharply) When the Court desires any information of counsel it will ask for it. Witness Then he grabbed me and began shlammin' me on tho flure ho tuk me be surprise, d'ye see, or I cud bate the head uv him, I cud. In corroboration of this state ment the witness spat on his hands, and rubbed them together ominously. The next witness was George Peters, who started off quite fluently to tell what he knew : Witness They was a playing seven-tip for tho drinks and McGinlay turned tho ack, and as soon as Krauso passed the pack ho drew to ace high and got a pair of kings, Tho Court Hold on, sir. It seems to mo you are getting this thing a little raixeu. Shuffle up your ideas aud give us a new ileal. Witness Hearts was trumps and then Krause turned a queen The Court Step down, sir. Y ou aro evi dently not a competent witness. General laughter. Henry Krause was called for, and said: I yoost 4ole you how it vas, Shntge. Ve vas blaymg pedro dot Indgemans unil mineselve pedro for trinks. Qlubs vas. drump, mit dis man dwelf points to got owet. He blays do four ofe shpade shpott, und I dako it in mit de fife shpott vosn't tot right Shutge? I leaf it to yousselv. Den ho shumps.up, dot Irisher, und he shwear me at I vas a dam sheat, und I right avay hit him his nose. Krause having admitted the assault, was found guilty and ordered to appear for sen tence at 0 o'clock. Virginia CSy Chroni cle. The Fork Its Advent into Good Society. Wo often laugh at tho Chinese and their chopsticks, or small thin sticks of wood and ivory witli which they eat, and fancy they must make very dirty work at their meals, yet they aro clean and civilized compared with the habits of our ancestors some 300 years agp. Then forks were unknown ; each1 man had his own knife, and at dinner seized the joint with his hand, nnd cut off what he wanted ; the dish was then passed on to the next, who did the same. The knifo then cut up the portions into small pieces, which were put into the mouth by the fingers of the hand unoccupied by the knife. In many parts of Spain,- at present,drink iii-glasses, spoons and forks are rarities ; and in taverns in many countries, particu larly in somo towns in France, knives aro not placed on tho table, because it is expect ed that each person bos one ot his own a custom which tho French teem to have re tained from the old Gauls. But as no other person will any longer eat without forks, andlords aro obliged to furnish these, to gether with plates and spoons. None of the sovereigns of Kngland had forks till the reign of Henry the Eighth ; all high and nw used their lingers. Hence in the royal household there was a dignitary called the ewer, who, with a set of subordinates, atten ded at tho meals with basin, water and tow els. Tho office of ewary survived after forks came partially into fashion, About the first royal personago iu Eng land who was known to havo a fork was Queen Elizabeth ; but, although Beiveral wero presented to her, it remains doubtful whether she used theniou ordinary occasions. l'orks were employed only by tho higher classes at tho midd'e of the seventeenth cen tury. About the period of tho Revolution, 1088, a few English noblemen had more than dozen forks of Bilver, aloug with a fow iron or steeL At length for general use. steel forks became an article of manufacture at clientele ; at lirst tney bad but two prongs, aud It was only in latter times that year old boy named Parrish was recently the three-pronged kind were mado. As late punished in a manner revolting almost be as the early part of the eighteenth century yond belief. The boy's mother Is dead, ad ni-u no mar auu niiives were kept on so small a scale by the country Inns in ocouanei lanu peruana in somanarla England) that It was customary for gentle men trnvpltntr tn rav mttl. .1, i T "-""- "" aune and fork in shagreen case. The general introduotion.of silver forks into Great Ilrit- the boy he stripped and seated on th wd aim is quite recent ; .it can be dated no fur- hot lids. No sooner said than the aemut tuer back than the termination of rencuwarlnl8U. The Ohio Charley lions. The Covington (Kv.) Gatette savs j Gin. levering, the littlo fellow whom Cofliu took from Springfield to Philadelphia, in tho bo- lief that he waaCarlle Ross, is now living here with his grandfather, J, II, Dunham, Howard Levering, the father of GUs. lives aa on'y n torturo of the kind could have pro near St. Mary's and he had himself nut tha MuceiJi aui then followed a keries of lonir child under Mrs. Wilson's care in Spring neiu, irum wuom Meckel, tuo eictective, uuu wuuoui autiiority lrom anyone. Dunham, learning of tho coutest over uoy went to bprlngfteld, proved his claim to the c . id oeforo the probate court , T. Z'"810"' no was accotn panied by Mrs. Wilson, who has been gross iy murepreseutoa q uer treatment of little "What do you mean by "bigoted ? "W1J Qua., all her nel.,1 l.n l. ,lr..l t. , I . . . . . ' - ' ""p w.j.uB wucruui m of SMUwrilftai. nrios, onolnch...... Two Inches Ihrec Inches.... Four Inches. . quarter column. Half column. . . One column. . . .SJ.'oO 13.00 80.00 10.00 ) Yearly advertisements payable nurtrlr. stent advertisement must be paid for before matrix ext ent where nartlcs have accounts. Lciral advertisements two dollar per Inch tor Insertions, an at that rattt for additional uaer without ret ercr.oe to length. v.,,ifr.r'fl- A,1mtr.tfirftf-.rnftnn' Auditor's Bl three dollars. Must be paid for when insertaO. Transient or Local notices, twenty cent regular aurerusemcnu nan riira. Cards In tho "Business Directory" colaM, dollar per ycarf or each lino. Poetical. ItOMANTICAIi RHYMES. MECCA. I.Ihlnk ot tho swarthy Arab That prays In the desert's sands. And toward tho city ot Mecca lifts up his outstretched hands. And when evening shadows tall. And twilight cometii, and rest, I pray and turn my eyes Toward the glory ot the West. I know Uiat far to westward Soon will the day kave ceased. And a littlo girl will be praying With her eyes turned toward the AT. Y. World, THE BILVKR BRIDGE. lr tutABrrn auks all tie. The sunset fades along the shore, And faints beyond yon rosy reach ot sea ; Mght rails again, but ah, no more. No more, no more. My lovo returns to me. The lonely moon builds soft and alow Iter silver bridge across the main, But him who sleeps the wave below, Love mourns In vain ; Ah no, ah no, IIo never comes'agaln I But when somo night, beside tho sea, I watch, when sunset's red has ceased to bars. That silver path, and sigh, "Ah me, Ah me, ah me, He never will return.' If on that bridge of tippling light Ills homeward feet should and their way, I should not wonder at tho sight. But only say, "Ah love, my love, I knew you would sot Btaj 1" Atlantic IN THE DANCE. BT COVENTRY rATHOKE. But tncro danced she, who from the leaves ot Ul preserved my heart and wit All unawares, for she was heaven, Others at best but fit lor IU I mark'd her step, with peaco elate, Her brow more beautiful than morn, ,IIer 6oinettme air ot girlish state Which sweetly waived Its right to scorn ( The giddy crowd, she grave the while. Although, as 'twere beyond her will. About her mouth tho baby smile That she was born with llnger'd fitlu. Her ball-dress seemed a breathing mlit. From the fair form exhaled and shed. Raised In the danco with arm and wrist All warmth and light, braceleted. Her motion, feeling twas beloved. The pensive soul ot tune expressed. And, oh, what perfume, as she moved. Came from the cowers In her breast I A SERVIAN LOVER'S MBS3AQB. prom owxn xxanrrn's thah&latxo n. Sweet sister ot my loved, unloved one. Kiss thy wild brother,- kiss him tenderly! Ask him what It Is, witless, I have done That he should look so coldly upon me. Ah, well I know he recks not I Let It h. Yet say .'...."There's many a woodland MMMkf yet i For who needs wood when winter nights t BetdV' say .... "Lovo to glvo finds ever love to jet. There lack'not goldsmiths where there latin ntt gold. Tho wood will claim the woodman by and fey; The gold (be sure 1) the goldsmith cannot mta ; Each maid to win finds lands to woo ; and I" Well, child, hut only tell him this I Sweet sister, tell him this I What Ailed ilhu. A dry-goods clerk called around to tee hU girl, the other evening. She observed thai he appeared very restless,and as he had beta paying her pretty sharp attention.she Bnlfftd a proposal. She determined to assist tW young man. "George, dear," Bhe said, in a sweet vole "what's the matter with you this even ing?" "There ain't nothing the matter," re marked George, twisting uneasily in hi chair. "I think there is," she said with great in terest. "Oh, no thero ain't," returned Geo. "what makes you think so?" "You appear so restless," she explained! 'you act as if there was something on jour mind." "It ain't on my mind," observed George ; "it's " and then he suddenly caught himself and stopped. "What is it where is it, dear?" entretted the young Miss ; "won't yon tell your dar ling?" "It's on my back," blurted George, with an effort. 1, 1M. V, - 711 u.oo )2.m fi.ot w ,. S.l-0 4.10 s.ro 8.S0 ,. 4.IU i.lti 1.09 !. ,. o.fio. T.oo .oo i."C ,, .oet P.00 lo.oo isoo K 1i, ml Ism lK.nn fiS.OO MJW On your back?" repeated the joum iMiss.'ln astonishment. "Yes," said George, desperately ; 'It's porous plaster, and it itches o" I can't keep still." Tho young lady fainted. toasting a Child. A most horrible outrage has just come to light at west PitUton. this State. A fori. uis sien-motner Dunistml him rLvl nll One day recently the woman ordered. Uta nf I servant i. rl tn InfltM .i!tt r - what she deemed an offenr.. A W flM I. ie I ti., . . . ..... vue Kitcuen range transformed ata top w A red glow. The ster.mr,thr ..r,.td. ik.k the girl, goaded by a fury as malignant aai fiendish as the sten.mnther'-. W.n iv- cruel pertormance of the order by haaUlv disrobing the innocent child. In a mouut after the raised him aloft, and with, a nla of "atisfaction tat him down urton the red- ,10t Iro" Blowing with its intensified ,heat Tbo flesu 8'M and sputtered like plec ofpork thrown In a hot frying pan. On loot of Ji'pair ran over the boy's lace, such - a'1(1 Kuiziug shrieki. The two women took " ""csieu, "-net tue cuiu is recovering. Mr I wroniccr, the "What do you know about the Brlann and asked the judge. I don't know nothln - 'bout him. Jedge, only he's blt-oted." - "Bigoted?" said his honor. "Yes aah." - jeuge, - explained the witness "he knoa WsV ffV