THE COLUMBIAN AND DEMOCRAT, BLOOMSBURG, COLUMBIA COL NTY, PA. Miscellaneous. Tlio Old Fisherman's ''Hoys." Very (soon n man came down to the wlmrf with a crnh-nel. This Is a hoop cllhf r of Iron or wood, weighted to nmWo lUlnl;, with n small net attached under the hoop. Somo bait Is fastened In the middle of tho net, and the whole is lowered to the bottom by a rope. Tho net is occasionally hauled up, and sometime? there Is a crab In It and some, times there is not. "I knowed a boy once," said the old fish ermati, "who came down here, one day, with two crab-nets and a basket of bait. In each of his nets ho put a big piece nf beef and two or three good-sized fish.. Ho lowered his two nets and tied the ropes to the wharf, and he spent the afternoon first pullln' up ono net and then tho other. I was a mending a sail, and I kept my eye on him. llo caught ono crab that whole afternoon. 'Now" look here,' says I to him, 'another time you'd a great sight better eat your bait and let the crabs alone. You bad fish enough there to fry for supper, and beef enough to make a big pot of soup for the whole fam ily, and you've spiled it all, fishln for that one crab, which ain't no good at all, by him self.' 'Yes,' says he, 'but I might 'a' caught a lot o' crabs.' 'That's so,' says I, 'and Gen eral Washington migbt have marricd,Quccn Victoria, if they'd lived at the same time, and the families had beeu wlllin'.' "I tell you what it Is sir," said the old fellow, as ho walked away "there's lots o' peoplo In this world who'd a great sight better eat their bait before .they spile it and get nothln' for It." I knowed a boy once dowu here who thought he was dreadful smart. I used to take him out sailing every morning. He wat a kind of sick, and he took Balls for his health. He knew something about silling, and he used to like to hold tho tiller, and sail the boat himself, as he called it. He cave lots of orders; but as I always took care to tell him what to order, it was all right. It would have doneyou good to hear that feller sine out 'Hard-a-lee 1' as if there was a whole shipful o' sailors in my little boat. He used to sit there aud tell mo lots of things that he thought I ought to know. He would call out to me in a loud, clear voice, which was pleasant to listen to.though there wasn't often any senso in what he said: 'Look here, captain ! It's a good idea to have your ballast well amldship, as you've got it. It don't do to ballat too far for-red A boat isn't safe if the ballast isn't fixed right.' And he'd siy lots of things of that kind, jest a if he was tellin' me somethin' he'd found out, and that nobody else didn't know. I don't remember all he used to say, but tho sum and substance of it was pretty much as if he'd hollered out, 'Look here, captain! You always ought to put the mist of a sail boat at the bow. If you was to put it at the stern, you couldn't steer her very well, with the main-sel a-sticking away out behind, 'specially if she was cat-rigged and bad no jib.' Well, one morning this boy took a friend out with him to give him a sail. This other boy wasn't sick. My boy sat at the stern and was very proud to sail the boat. He took It into bis head that the other boy was a little skeered, and he kept a-tryln' to keep his courage up. He would aay : 'Nor, you see when a puff of wind comes, and tips her over, I just bring ber round a little into the wind, and she comes up all right. There isn't any danger if the man at the helm knows his business.' And then he'd keep sayin': 'Now, don't you feel a little more confidence ?" And the other boy, who was a-sittin' quiet, lookln' as if he was enjoyin' the breeze, and tbe views and the sailin' would Bay : 'Oh 1 I'm confident enough. I'm all right.' And my boy would say to him: 'I'm glad of that. I don't want you to be afraid. It's perfectly safe.' Welt, one day I took that other boy out sailin' by himself, and I tell you, sir, I was surprised. Why, that boy knows ten times as much about sailin' as my feller. He'd been on sail boats at the North ever since he was a little chap, be said, and I found be knowed nearly enough to sail a boat by him self. And says I to him : 'What on earth did yon let that other boy talk to you that way, as Ifjyou didn't know nothin', and you no is,- Young Folks The Adventures of Mlltiadcs Peterkln Paul. -MlITIAflKB IB UU1LTY Of "l'ICKl.NU AND BTEALINft." l.litlo Mlltlades I'eterkiit Paul, doing down to thf post-offico ono day in fall. As he loitered along tho road, chanced to espy A tree thick with fruit In an orchard close by. Ohol" ho cried gleefully, "Feel Fol VI l-Kum I ThoHO are nice looking russets, I guess I II bavo some. I can't stand by and seo good fruit bang there and rot. I really can't do It, indeed I can not I" So little Mlltlades Teterkin Paul, Having looked all around, lest perchance Uncle Sol, That was what peoplo called Mr. Solomon Sly. Whose orchard It was (should be watching near by, Ho got over tho wall and climbed into the tree, (0, there never wot such a smart climber as hel) SCIIENCK'U PULMONIC BYRUr. lor tho Cure ot Consumption, Coughs and Colds. Thn crest virtue of this mcdlclno Is that It ripens the matter and throws It out of the system, purines the Mood, and thus eflccts n cure. Schenck's fes Weed Tonic, tor euro of Dyspepsia, Indigestion, c. Tho Tonic produees a healthy action of the ttonv acta, creating an appetite, forming dole, and luring the most obstinate cases of Indigestion. fcehenck's Jtandrako l'llls tor tho euro of IJtcr Complaint, c. Theso pills are alterative, and producoa healthy action ot thn Itvrr without tho least danger, ns they aro free from calomol, and yet moro enicaclous In re storing a healthy action ct tho liver. Tneso remedies are a certain cure for Consump tion as tho Pulmonic Syrup ripens tho matter and purines tho Wood. Tho Mandrake tills net upon tho liver, create a healthy bile, and remove all diseases ot the liter, often a causo ot i onsumptlon. Tho sea Weed Tonla gtves tono and all cngth to tho stom ach, makes n good digestion, aud enables tho organs to form good blood) and thus creates a healthy cir culation of healthy blood. Tho combined action of theso medicines, as thus explained will euro every case ot Consumption, If taken In tlmo, and,tho uso of tho medicines pcrsovcrcd In. Dr. Fchenckls professionally nt his principal of fl:e, corner sixth and Arch streets, Philadelphia, ev ry Monday, where all letters for advlco must bo ad dressed. SChcnCk'S medicines ior oaio uy mi urug. gists, sept VEGETINE. CIIEAr JOB PRINTI1 AT THE Its medlcil properties are Alteratlvo Tonic, sol vent and Diuretic. There Is no ducaso ot the hu man ststem for which the Vegetlne cannot bo used with perfect safety , as It docs not coutoln any mo- .. . . i , i u i laiucur win,""""' v". irrrT.." And presently tounu nimseii uigu ju wo cliwlvely utturks, roots, nnunoros: it h very in . 1 . ' Unt to tiko: every ehUd likes It. It Is sate and trce-iop, With more apples about him than ten men COLUMBIAN OFFICE. teaa reu- REV. 0. T. WALK Ell SAYS: Tho following unsolicited tostlrnonat from Itov, o. T. Walker, D. I)., formerly pastor ot llowdoln-squaro Chhwii ftnalnn nnri nf TirPHOnt UPtt led In 1'lOVlUCnCe. re sult ot two jear's expiilencotvllh tho uso ot Vego tine in liev. Mr. Walker's family, who now pronoun ces it invaiuaoic : Pbovidsnck, It. I., 1M Transit street, it. it. Stevens. Esq. 1 feel bound to express w Ith my signature tho high vntiin I ntni-ntinnn vnnr VlK'etlno. MVlamltVhatO used It tor theiast two yoirs. In nervous ilplillty It Is invaluable, and I recommend It to all who may ncca an invigorating, rcuuvumjum.rKEIi Formerly Pastor of Bowdoln-scma're churcn, lloston. could eat up. Then he braced himself firmly aud tasted a fowl And finding them quite to his taste he sat SJSIZSh to, Devouring ono after another until In a very short time ho had eaten his fill. And he breathed a most heart-rending sigh as he ceased. "Ah I they say that enough is as good as a feast," Murmured littlo Miltiades Peterkln Paul. "But I can't eat enough, I'm so dreadfully tmaU. "I'm determined, however, I won't lcavo them all," Continued Miltiades Peterkln Paul. "I have several big pockets.I'll just fill them too, It won't do any harm just to lay in a few," Which was no sooner thought of, be sure, than 'twas done. He stuffed all his pockets quite full, every one. Then he cautiously turned him about on the limb, To crawl back, when a frightful thing hap pened to Dim. Alas, poor Miltiades Peterkin Paul 1 There came a great crash, and then he felt himself fall Down down, with a rush and a bump ; and 1 Icar , , , , . sing of" health, I desire moro than ever to live, that I That his life and adventures had ended right I may be ot Borne scrvlco to my fcllojv-men ; and I here, But that, lucky for him I hin gray Corduroy jacket (Which was quite new and stout) was so big in the back it Caught fast on (he end of a limb ; and lo I there Young Miltiades helplessly hung in mid air. Then little Miltiades Peterkin Paul, Almost frightened to death, began straight way to bawl At the top of his voice : "O, dear I Help 1 Oo-oo-oo 1 I can't get up or down I 0, dear I What thall I do I And his cries, being heard in tbe neighbor ing lot, Quickly brought Mr. Solomon Sly to the spot, Who, perceiving onr hero, said grimly: "Hoi hel What's the meaning of all this, I'd just like to know ? "That's a queer sort of fruit for my trees to be bearing! Oh I it's you. sir. I trust you will get a good airing. What is that you say? Help you? Humph 1 Wll.now. reallu. I should say you'd been helping gour,tl -"SSSSSfiSiSSSSS nrettv freelv. value, there Is no difficulty In deciding which paper pretty ireeiy . . ,h 0. Business men to advertise In I am sorrv I can't stop to lend my assis- I The Colombia dimockat, upon which this paper is - I nAPlnl1v fftlimlAll. wnflAKlAnil A lValkliiK Miracle. Mb. 11. It. STRVKis; Dear sir, Though a Btrangcr, I want to Inform you what Vegetlno has done for me. Last Christmas Scrotul.t made Its appcaranco In my system, largo running ulcers appearing on mo, as follows : ono on each ot my arms ; ono on my thigh, which extended to tho scat ; ono ou my held, iniVi. m mti uin skull bono: one on ray left leg. which became so bad that two physicians came to amputate tho limb, though upon consultation con cluded not to do so as my whole body waa full or wcrotula ; tbey deemed It advisable to cut the sore which was painful beyond deserlptlon.niul there was a quart oi inuiier run iruui mu auiv. 'ihe physlcUns all gave mo up to die, and said they could do no moro tor me. Iioth of my legs were drawn up to my Sf at, and It was thought If 1 did get up again I would bo it cripple tor Hie, and commenced taking It In March, and louowed on with It until 1 had used sixteen bottles: and this nnminiri .mmiinf ti ninntrh corn as a well man. All my townsmen say it Is a inlracie to see me round walking anu wuriuuK. . , In conclusion I llTadit,wnen I was enduring such great suffering from that dreadful disease, scrofula, I prayed to tbe Lord above to take me out of this know of no better way to aid euntring numanity than to enclose you this statement ot my case, with on earnest hope that you will publish It, and It wUl atlord ma pleasure to reply to any communication wmcni may reueiu uicmium. I am, Blr, very respectfully, WILLIAM PAYN. The Columbiuu Printing Estub lisliment is amply supplied with the necessary Presses, Types am' other material for executing al kinds of Printing at low rates ant in the most expeditious und satis factory manner. CALL AT THE Avery, lierrten Co:, Mich., July 10, 1872. Rellabi.o Evidence. I Mr. n. K. STErnlh'S, Dear 81r,-I will most cheerfully add my testimony -.I-.-y-U: T,,IlJii-,rv to the great number you have already received in la- VOiUIIlDlan UUllainPf vor of your great and good medicine, Vegetlne, for I do not think enough can be said In Its praise ; for I I nrn trntihipii over thircv vears with that dreadful disease, catarrh, and bad such bad coughing spells that It would seem as though 1 could never breathe I anv mnrp. ami Vppptine has cured me : and I do I feel to thank nod all tho time that there la bo good a I BLCCMSBUBG STATE NORMAL SCHOOL SIXTH NORMAL SCHOOL DISTRICT. Bloomsburg, Columbia County, Pennsylvania. Rev. D. J. WALLER, Jr., A. M., Principal. THIS SCHOOL, nsat present constituted, o"ers the very best facilities for Professional and ClasMcol learning. ...., ,, , ctt Iliilldlnn SDaclous. Iu King and commodious : completely heated by steam, well ventilated, lighted by gas, and furnished with a bountiful supply of pure.soii spring water. ...,,, . ,Mni..nn i., i.-in.i itnirnrm nmi thnrmtHi Expenses moderate. Fifty fonts n week deduction to all oxpectlug to teach. Students admitted at any tlmo. Itooins rescued w hen desired. courses of study prescnoeu oy tuo suiio: I. Model School. II. Preparatory, III. Klementary. IV, Classical. Adtunrt nnnmra ! I Academic. 1 1. Commercial. III. Course In Music IV. Course in Art. V. Course in Physical Culture. Thn Elementary Scientific and Classical Coursoi aro Pit lFrmioSAL. and st'l'bnts zr.idii itlng therein, recelvo state Diplomas, conferring tho followln corresponding Degrees : Master ot tho moments: Master ot the sciences: Master ot tlio Classics, (lra.lu.ites In tho other courses recelvo normal icruniuu.au I no course or Mild y prescniiea oy mo auuo is uuerai, aim ni'j cicmiiio unci uiassiuai tuursi-s uio uu. iiur-um v., muiu u, .,..v.v ,iiti 'I he Slate renulresa higher order of cltlzensiun. Tho tlm'sd.-mint It. It Is onoot the prPni objects ot Mils scuoul lo help to.seoiiro It. . by turn Mil ng inieui- . n. ...7... ui , ,... m.i. m.i ..it. ......... ......... ... .- . I ..Wlih l...nl n.i.l niinirNnfl uwn ivlut r es rn rn lllinrmn I lie I lllllt.' KUI 11 lilll.licu--.lv icul u.;iaiui L' ror and their talents, ns -.indents. To all such It promises aid In developing their powers, aud abundant opportunities ior weu paiu moor nuer icuv nig su., caraioguciuuirfRH tuo rnncipai. HON. W1I.I.1A.U i:i.Vi:i.l Prenl.leilt llunrtt nf Trilsleen- hept, s, ';o.-iy HARMAN & HASSERT Proprietors; i:ast Strccl, Mdilli NltlooI'L. & l. IlullrotDl Illooiiisliiii'K, Iiesneettullv call tho attention of tho public to the following statements: They manufacture (HI Mndsoi iitiiN ni d liltA!"-? LWM'lMi-. Hiey mako tho Celebrated oilglual and IMPROVED MONIBOS i PLOWS, nbo all kinds ot ltenalrs, such us .Meld buaius rants, Lauusluus bolts, handles, c. '1 hey also inane HEATING AND COOK STOVES Thev use. Thoj and aro prepared to furnish all kinds ot repairs, such as tlrntes. l'lro Urtck, c., wholesalo and retail. 1 make the rnied :.l-nlnir tir.uo forthnWiu. I'ei.n Htoie, the molt economical irnte i In Thev nro also prepared to furnish HAW AJlIUllllsr MILL JlAClIINKllV SUAITINO, l-ULLJCiS, SC. J ly especial attention to tho Repairing of Threshing Machinen, Reapers, &c. fm,nmr,Hrttnrsi)eine.nmet!eal mechanics, havlntr had an exprlenco nf over thirty j ears, tlio publlcca rclv upon having nil wurk entruhtcd to them done In tho Best Slannerand at Fair prices. Jan. o, n-iy Then Buy N. Y. ENAMEL PAINT GO.'S CHEMICAL PAINT, and savo one-third tho cost of painting, and get a paint that Is much handsomer, and will MhTTWH'K AH I.OSC1 AS ANY OTHER PAINT. Is prepared ready for uso In whlto or anv color desired. Is on many thousands of the Onjf tJiuUdlum in thneo.r.i.rv.manvot hlchhave bien painted Blx years, and now look as well as when nrsl polnU'd CHEMICAL I'AlNT has taken Kurt 1'llKMlllMS at twenty of tho state rairs or mo union, colors sent free. Address N. V. KU AM HI. I'AlNT CO., ITS l'rluco bircet, .N. ., bamplociirU oi 1KNKY 1m 'duly st, 'TT-iy THIS SPA maiiiinn as VeeMnn and I uIho think It ono of tho I best medicines ior coughs and weak, sinking leellngs I at tho stomach, and advise overybody to take tho 1 Vegetlne, lor 1 con ossuro them It Is one ot the best meuicmeaiuniBvur ua. . .. Corner Magazlno and WalnutBtrcets,' Cambridge, Mass. VEGbTINE Preparedliy H. R. Stevens, Boston,Mass. Vegetine is sold by all druggists. AugustSl-lm WIIEHE TO ADVEItTlSE. . fp stewnrt. Knvn thn beRt flilvertlklnir mediums I I he has ever found '-ore the old catabllshed organs of I the two political paroea, at uio aovenu cuujibj. mw i ihMn.hnni thn ffnlnn" -These." hfi aava 'reach I every family of tho least account In their several I COURT HOUSE ALLEY, RESERVE! G-ZJENN'S SULPHUR SOAP. Tiiorouciily Cures Diseases of the Skin, Heautifies the Complexion, Prevents and Hemedies Rheumatism and Gout, IIeais Sores and Aurasions of the Cuticle and Counteracts Contagion. This Standard External Remedy for Erup tions, Sores and Injuries of the Skin, not only REMOVES FROM THE COMPLEXION ALL llLEM ishes arising from local impurities of the Wood and obstruction of the pores, but also those produced by the sun and wind, such as tan and freckles. It renders the cuticle MARVELOUSLY CLEAR, SMOOTH and TLIANT, and being a iiolesoME BEAUTll'lER, is far preferable to . y cosmetic. ALL THE REMEDIAL ADVANTAGES OF SUL liiUR Haths are insured iiy UIF. use ok OIciih'h Nulnhur Soaj), which in addi tion lo its purifying effects, remedies and pre vents Rheumatism and Gout. It also disinfects clothing and linen nnd prevents diseases communicated by CONTACT With the PERSON. It dissolves Dandruff, prevents bald ness, and retards grayness of the hair. Vliysicians speak of it in high terms. Prices 25 and 50 Cents per Bake; per Vox (if Uakes), auc. andW.xu. K. E The so cent cakes are triple the sue of those at 95 cents. "HILL'S HAIit AND WHISKER DYE," JUack or ISrowu, 30 Cents U. CUTTETO, Prop'r, 7 Sixth Av.,S.Y. Oct. iii, 'ii.-iy, MdvertisingAgents tJ fricl, ,t eti fce. Op ffivfim Mice, WrfvrfJa. WISTAR'S BALSAM OF WILD CHERRY. From PnvMOun TiiArcnm, M. 1) , OFlUnMCN,N.Y, "ivislnr'sllalsamof Wild Cherry gl'es unlv r al satisfaction, it seems to cure a cotiuli by Ioom nl ig nnd cleansing the lures nit" allnvlng Irrltatlnn.thuH removing the C'.uso Inle.id of tlrjIiiB up the cuujMi nnd leaving Uio caUMe lelilnd. I loml.ler the ..1. aim the best cough mcdlclno with which Iamac (lUHlnted. WISTAR'S BALSAM OF WILD CHERRY. rnou It. Fr.txows, M. 1) , or Hill. N. It. have mudo u'so of Ihls tireniratlon fnr Fevertil jexrs. mid It has roved In lie virj reliable una i ni. cacious in i no iro tinieni. or severe imu niir s.iiiiiui.g cough!. 1 know of one patient, now cnu.f .rtni.lo rtno lias inKen iu!3 reineui , uiiu uu uuv lur iin use, I consider would not now bo living. 1 WISTAR'S BALSAM OF WILD CHERRY. From E T. tji'iMnv, . M., Pntvcirt. of the "New Irsnicn (N. 11.) ArrLKTos cuikmv. "For more than nfteen jear I have used Iir Wis. tar's linlsam or Wild Cherry for coughs, c.. d and sure tliro-tt, io which I, In common ivllhth- .est.it niniiklml, nm s iliJ"Ct: mid It gives me pleas n to sav that t consider It the very best r. mtd., with whlMi 1 nm acii'iuluteil." WISTAR'S BALSAM OF WILD CHERRY. KBOM A. DUNKI.KB, KflCJ , l'OSTTKK AT W EST IlltAT- TLti BOKU , T. 'I nm Hubloct lo suUh'n coMfl.fol'OWMl bylmnl Icoulia, for whlcti 1 usu tho tnlam. imii II ii It t Lo best rcmolv for a cough nr n Mirr throat (hut ' ver wiis ncq'iJiinH'u nii. My mini y nint nrt-ii' m fi'ii lnfiworol it uamysflf In Met wo ulwnv h v It In the htmso. nnd woukl nn ficion Milnk nf do hk 1 1 1 out Hour u jour e.xCL'HL'iii lulaumi'f Wihlfiitrr AVISTAIt'S BALSAM O WILD CHERRY From Hon, lii'ira K. (Ioopknow, ok Ma ink. T hie triefl WUtar's ItnUntu ot lid Cherry for in exCiTiMnffly trouhlchotnt' couh, Tlio effect wim nil tn it couui no ucKirt-ii. mo iiw or ioh iukii tni" ijoi tie n-lli vt'd toe Piitln'ly. Ainon? RTva.t varlftl t mo IIcIdch which I htvo used, I lunu fourn rono cti Unvisti"H.' lla iirnfvo pmpvittri lnt- U couih I rt'jrini a-i Ir.va uublo. WibTALl'S HALS AM OF AVJLD CilERRY . Fkom Natuin lM-unwEii, M. Vt, Auburn, N. II. Althoush (ivorse to countenanclnc tuitcnt meJI- dncs, I cheerfully mako an exception ot ourery cxocllent I.ung nrepnritlon Dp Wl-tar'H llalsamot WliU ' nerry 11111 preiuiruvLuu j iiuvu uru hi u:y practice ror moro than ten years past, and havo al ways found it to bo ot moro errecttial service than anything within mv Itnowledfre. I rccouitnend It with tho ifrnitest contldenco to thoao subject to Coughs and Pulmonary Complaints." W1STA S BALSAM OP WILD CHERRY Prenuredbv HETII W. F WLK & SONH. fiG Harrl- Bon avemio, itoslon, and sold by dealers generally. co cents anu f i a oomo. buo THE ISTEBNATIDHAL REVIEW. ? 7 Orangevillo Academy. Tim "International" tor 1S7S will nresenl tho usual number ot articles upon religious. Hclenllflc, art, po litical anil social subjects must tccupylnif the pub lic attention. It will devote fpaco to huropean mat ters bo tar aslhey are likely to be InUristlng In Americans. It wllleontlnue tolntroiluce the n oht popular roreipn wriit-rsio umjiie ior lavor wuu lhHlips.t American writers, ltwlllalm ote able. ttrong a U practical, as well aspopulir. In the char- new r nnu wiyio m iih ih-'b' ii.uLiuna, it . piu.j iu duj that no oihir ningnzliio In the world can i-upply Us place In trie libraries oi Air.ericaiis who iom- io.u.i Hdirllie proKiei-set ttcnta throughout thonrld. ami 10 Kr.ow iiuir iit'urn.jf upon .1 o ni.rifM ui mo I'niird States Prorehhcrs (urtlus, lir itzrudrrr. vojrcl, nr. Dolllnccr, Dr. liorner. nr. Neumejt r, nr. Carl Ablo, Mr .lullus Duboc. lirupMi l'ey. M. llolllu JorquemjiiH, 2i. fpuner, iicp., .11. uinuiic, .r. Ilnrntrlou, Mr. Freeman; 1U.V Ur. James H. l.lKC", Tlinirtna ItrnfiRv. M. P. I lllticrlintlM. &l.llFnmtt Vlll.irl. Dora li'Isliln, t'ozztnl Iir. Wcolpcy, Ur reahcily, rrincipai liawton, .luuo uuoiey, ur. itniu iu.i, 111. C. 1 riant, Hay l'lilmir, lurlhilmr7, Ctneral tlcil, Dr. Otcood. Alex, n.lu ar, V. I olla, Kugene Uliuj ler, liaj aril Taj Iir, 1: 1'. Whipple, nr.d othtra may bunnmed nssircl.lcontilbiitors. ThuslsoririinUid as powr ilulan crRnn ct thought, and comni"iilcatlon as can be eailly lonnlicil, and It nrrtrntmttclf for rciular tupjirt durlnp 1SJ7 It la not known that tlure Is nnj rrnrin wl.y 101 Us of tho "HcvleW'tMuld not be Itm.dln txrj howe- hold. It has airrauy 1110 lariii uriiuuiiin 1 1 uny iccuinr I'eview, lecautc oiiiHiopuiar 11 rut .num. Thihe nttrnctlons will bedciefinil cradually, aLd Increased as their ncid la made Known. 1'rlco f 1.00 a Number. 15.W a Year (Six Numbers.! A, B. UAItNi:s fi CO., Publishers, 111 & 113 Wllltarn bt, REV.C. K. OANriELDlA.M.,rrinciFal. aAL ftOAo TIME TABLE BLOOMSiiuiia, Pa. there auiet. and knowln' lots more tance : I Coixubun now enjoys , a wider circulation ana .artlally tounded, was established In ltae, and the ocs week- .t.llnl .bout sailin' a boat than he did, all the But the fact is e'er mgM I must travel time?' 'Well, says he, he took me out, and distance. fiffSeTaSu be isn't well, and I saw it pleased him to talk Just have patience, and maybe youllget ezgnentnearlynye that way, and 1 didn't care.' 'But don't you ripe and fall ., P.at X., care what other people think of you f" says I My dear young juimaues retericin raui. I OT.WTuie its circulation is undoubtedly muchiho I. And then he said he didn't suppose it -John Brownjohn, in September Wide gvgSSSSSSSSS$ mattered much, so that you knew yourself awake, nnat you knew. Now, I could never make New Fall Advertisement. It you want to patronlzo a FIHST CLASS SCHOOL, WHEUK UOAHIl AND TUITION AltE LOW, Elvousa trial. Next terra begins MONDAY, AUGUST 13, IS77. For information or catalogue apply to TUB PIIINCIPAI.. July 27, T7-ly Oraneevllle, ra. piIILAUEIil'IIA AND HEADING HO AD AIUtANGEMENT OF TltAINS. Jlay21, 1876. I'ASSENQEH up my mind which of them two boys was the biggest fool. It don't do to blow yonr own horn too much, and it don't do to blow it too little nuther. A feller's got to show what he is, for other people ain't a agoin' to take the trouble to find it out. and it ain't always that tbinus is found out by chance, days exhorting the people till he expired. like as when you book a fish by tbe tail, ac- 3. St. James the Great waa beheaded by cidental. It's all nonsense to make too lit- order of Herod, at Jerusalem. tl nfvoursielf : and then aein'. it's iuet as 4. James the Lena was thrown from a I bad to make too much of yourself." Frank high pinnacle, then stoned, and finally kill- How the Apostles Died. 1. Peter was crucified in Rome, and at I his own request, with head downward. 2. Andrew was crucified by being bound to a cross by cords, on which he hung two ttarpiv half and nfwer&l not cne-toortii the num- I ber of subscribers. Facta like these Bpeax for theni bcIvcb. No shrewd business man will neglect to In- I urthu advertisements In the Coumiuk Ul rp-A-issTTiisra-, GLAZING AND PAPERING. TllOHlS 1). IlAKTMiN. ALHEHT 1IAKTUAM. and hanged I JR. Stoeiton, St. Sieholat for Sept. The War with Weeds. Agriculture is a perpetual conflict with aggressive plants ; a conflict which must even constitute a ma terial part of tho labor necessary to be ex pended in ia well-conducted farm. It is therefore necessary, with a view to economy as well as the unal success ot llie operation that such labor should be wisely directed. Here, a elfwhere, knowledge is power. A is indUnen.able to direct the operator how proptrly to adapt the means at his dispssal to I aeath is somewhat doubtful ; one Bays ston- tbe Intended purpose. All plants become I e., then beheaded, another gays he was cru weeds in an agricultural sense, when lounu 1 cified. growiu; "where they deteriorate the crops, needlessly exhaust the soil, or otherwise bring loss to the agriculturist. Every plant oat of placo. ed with a fuller's club. 5. St. Philip was bound against n pillar. 0. St Bartholomew was flayed to death by command of a barbarous ktyg. 7. St. Matthew waa killed with a bal- bert. 8. St. Thomas, while at prayer, was ehot with a shower of arrows, and afterward run through the body with a lance. 9. St. Simon was crucified. 10, Thaddeus, or Judas, was cruelly put to death. II. St. Matthias The manner of bis When special material is required j it will be promptly obtained. HARTMAW BROS., DEALERS IN bowels A Cawous Custom. A singular custom prevails lo the village of Benwick, near Stroud, Gloucestershire, England. On the 1Kb, of April, each year, amid proceedings of a somewhat boisterous description, the villa gers elect a mayor for the ensuing year, aud in celebration of the event claim and exer cise the right of ducking some one in the village pond. Tbe only privilege which tho mayor possesses is that when he finds three pigs sleeping together he may turn tbe mid dle one out and lie down himself between the other two. 12. Judas Iscariot fell, and bis gushed out. 13. John died a natural death, ' 14. St. Paul was beheaded by order of Nero. .1 That Boston girl has received an auto. graph telegram from Alexis, saying, "Dear iewltch : I am bossof Danube mudskow ; wllusk Muskovite bighsky !" She wean It attached to herchatelaln. Tbey say you can buy two water-melons for a nlckle in Alexandria, La., but no man In possession of his five cenUea will believe IU The fallacy of "hollow horn," or horn-al in cattle has long beeu exploded iu the minds of those who have fully examined this sub ject. A lecture of Dr. Creasy, of tbe Mass achusetts Agricultural College, proves tbe "hollow-horn" idea to be without founda tion. He eays nnd proves that the horns of I all cattle are more or less hollow according to the length of the horn, and this arrange ment of naturo has 1U uses. The professor retated a case, where he was called to see a sick cow ; the local cow doctor had also been called, and they arrived at the same time. They went to the stable. Being near ly darl", there was hardly light enough to see tbe cow ; but the cow doctor rushed In and seized her tail, and after a short exami nation said: "Just a I expected a very bad case of horn all," then going forward to feel whether her horn were not cold, he found she waa a"mooley," having no horns) But even this did not floor him. "Well," said he, "She would have bad horn all, if This utandaril article i3 compound ed -with tho greatest care. Its effects tiro as wonderful anil as satisfactory as ever. It restores gray or faded hair to its youthful color. It removes all eruptions, itching and dandruff. It gives the head a cooling, soothing sensation of great comfort, nnd tho scalp by its use becomes wlilto and clean. Uy its tonio properties it restores tlio capillary glands to their normal vigor, preventing uaitincss, ami maK ing tho hair grow thick and strong. As a dressing, nothing has been found so effectual or desirable. JV. A. Hayes, M.D., btate Assaycr of Massachusetts, says, " Tho con stituents , aro pure, and carefully se lected for excellent quality ; and I consider it tho Best Preparation for its intended purposes." ' Frlco, One Dollar. Buokinb.aim' Sy FOR THE WHISKERS. This elegant preparation may bo relied on to chango tho color of tho beard from gray or any othcriindcsir ablo shade, to brown or black, at dis cretion. It is easily applied, being in ono preparation, and quickly and ef fectually produces a permanent color, which will neither rub nor wash ofT. Manufactured by B. P. HALL fc CO.. NASHUA, N.H. Ml tf 10 trtttUU, Mi Sulni U lit&tul. Oct. is, ie7t-ly Books and Pampblets, Hand-Billa and Dodgers, Large and Small Posters, Letter and Bill Heads, Envelopes with Business Cards, I Busainess, Pic Nic, Wedding and Visiting Cards, Proprammes. Bills ot Faro, c a . - Will all bo supplied and excuted in superior style, at cheap rates and short notice. 5 '5 TEAS, CANNED FRUIT, TOBACCO. swurr, CONFECTIONERY. Spi cctofall kinds, Glass & Queonswaro, FINE GROCERIES, Foreign and Domestio Fruits, AND GENERAL LINE OF Family Provisions. MORRIS MICHEL, I'ltACTICAL, PIANO MAIll.tl, TUNER ANU REPAIIIEK. lSLOOMSGUHU, PA. spiff nCTM. F. BODINE, Iron Street below sec- YY ond, llloombburg, ra., Is prepared to do a! sinas 01 PAINTING, GLAZING, T1UIN8 LEAVE BOrKKT iS FOIlOWS (PrNDAYEXCKI'TK For New York, llillaUclplila, Heading, l'ottsvlllc Tmnaqim, Ac, 11,33 a. m For Catawlssa, 11,33 u. m. c,4T and 7,30 p, m. l'or Wllllamsport, c,M 0,34 a. ra. and 4,00 p. m. TRAINS FOIt HUFEKT LEAVE A3 FOLLOWS, (SCNCAT E5 CEI'TED.) Leavo New York, 8,45 a. ro. Leave Philadelphia, 0,10 a. m. Lcavo Heading, 11,3m. in., I'ottsvlllo, H,lt p. m and Tamaqua, 1,29 p. ra. Leave Citawlssa, ofio 0,55 a. m. and 4,00 p. ni. Leave Wimamxpurt,9 2a.in,l'.!,oo m. and c,to p. m Passengers n 1 U from New York and l'hlladu phla ro througj u iiiiout change ot cars. J. U. WOOTTEN, General Manager. C. O, HANCOCK, tleneral Ticket Agent. Jim. 1 1, hio-u. FIRST CLAB8 I'lANOB AND OHGAN8 FOIt HALE. SECOND HAND PIANOS TAKEN IN EXCHANGE. (JIU)KK UY MAIL I'HOMFTLY EXECUTED, Deci, "74-ly In tlio cent utyles, nuuee. VAFEIt 1TANGING. at lowest .prices, and at short M. C. SLOAN & BHD., I'artles havtoor such work to do will Bavo mono colling on me. All work warranted to give satl&f&ctlon. solicited WM. F. BODINE. BLOOMSBURG TANNERY. a. a. iiEnniNG TJ EHPEOTFULLY annoancea to the publlfl tv uav ua iuui rcupenea SNYDER'S TANNERY, fold stand) Blooinshurg, ra., at the writs 01 wo mPj ana usnt dito. roads, where all dewnptlons ot U ai her vrlll La made In the most substantial and workmanlike manner, and sold at prices to salt the toot. Tho highest price In cash WW V Ml VUUVS W ,NMI4 u. hi. I, ml lnil nnv hnrm I" Tha reined v for A Jnotber liavlng occasion to reprove her tbe ..chocoruft plagUe, ana for all troubles little daughter for Inlaying with some rude I .,..,.. ,i.iiM.n.nrUnin.vin.ni.. children receded the reply, "Well, ma.HomeLrUl the food, is to feed bone meal. GREEN HIDES lolks don t like Daa company, but 1 always I Whe4t br,u c-nuin, a pood deal of the I of every deswlpuon in tie countrr. Theputuopat J'J-' needed material ; but bone meal ia better. m I11 raanecUunv soUclUd. jjloomsLurg, Oct. I, Iie- The beat workruen aro employed and tho best material will alwayB bo furnialied. ' UusseU's Old Stand, nui'Riti clock, v (Ui door below Market street, Bloomsburg, ra. W Goods delivered to all parts ot tho town. April .7, U-tl J4ISfAPErISKEPT0M FILE 1 AT THE OFFICE OF, WW llLiOUaiSIIUKO, I'A, Manutacturens ot Carriages, Bwgies, Phaetons, Sleighs, I'LATfOllM WAGONS, 4C. First-class w ork alwaj on hand. ItKl'AIHINa NEATLY DONE. - Prices reduced to suit tho tltues. Jan. 5, lblMt 733 Suaou Sr., PHILADELPHIA, Wbo ure our nathorled aseutvt aud will recelro AtlvertUeinenU ul our I Iff OT1CE. A liberal share of public patron age ia respectfully solicited. Blooxsbtoo, March 23, 1877 From this date the Lloom&bunr Gas company will pat In terrlce plp9 at nm cobt ana tumlui and Bet LUt'lti B Hit 1UUT UUI1IUB - Tli iVimllflllV nnVR (in liHIiH U. 1DL UI ITHH LUX DUJICU or naiuunif rooia. and DObta or other tucbera Dlacetf unaer tfruuua. ITICO 1U CCUUI WIT inuuil VT .(UJcr unarm. OClft- C, W, M1LLKR, ho APH liAOH you HALS AT ID ECO 111. WAN 'OFFICE. HIGHEST AWARDS Centenolul Kxhl billon. J. REYNOLDS & SON, UOKTIIWEST CORNEll Thirteenth uutl Filbert St. PHILADELPHIA, Manc r actc ub Ra or p atkktbu WiontrliMron Air-ftM Heaters Willi Klmkliiir nnd ( UnUrr-fJrlndlutf (Iru(rfor Uurulutf uibruiim or uuuuui . vui OENTISNNIAJj Wit 0U GUT-1R0N UEATEHS, FOIt BITUMINOUS COAL, Keystone WROUGHT-IRON HEATERS, Coolilng Xariges, Iiowdown Orates, C. 4LC, Descriptive Circulars kht nuus to any addrees. EXAMINE HEFOKE HEUJCTIKQ. KliWORD'S OSWEGO STARCH la tho BEST and M03T ECONOSllOALIn tho World la perfectly l'UHIS-trce tromacldj and other tor elgn Buhetancea that lnjuro Limn. Is BTRONtlKH than any othcr-reiiulrlng much less quantity In using. Is UNiroitSI-smieua and finishes work always tho tame. Kiaasfortl's Oswep Corn StarcL la the most delicious ot all preparations tor" ruddlngs, Blanc-lMangc, Cake, etc. Aug. 8, ll3ai hoi: co ' PATENTS. Y. A. Lchmann, eollcltor ct American ond Fore'gn ratenta, Waehlr-gton, I). O. All huilnets connected with I'atcnta, whether betorotho I'atent Office or tbe Courts, promptly attended to. Nochargemada unices a patent Wbecured. Send tor a circular. May 4, ll-tl lii XEOUTKIXM KOTIOE. LSflTE OK fUtUtmCK UsLSlt, LICIASED. lAsUera Tefitamfntarv on tho c&Lato of li-ederlck Isler. Into ot (irernwood township, Columbia ro., Ueceaatd, have been gi ante . by tho ItegUtcr or said uiuniy lo KlUabcth Tiller, of sam towntUitp. Uxeo utriic. to v. hoin all Li-rMins Indebted are rtnuehted r . .. .. . . . . r . ui loiuu puj uieuuiuiu tuuaa uuvuik uuuiunus aga nab the bald esuuo will mako them known to the bald Jixtcuiru without ueiay. July Jl-ew Kxecutru. BLANK MOIlTGAOESforBalecheanat the COLDHstiH omoe. BUBLNEK8 OAKLW, " VlSITlNd CA1LD3, HKAUH, ulbuUKAIlS, OtiTBItH, S.O., HO Neatly uu- ""ply printed at the COLUM ei ah umco. OKTHEKN COJirANY. CENTKAIi KAIWAV On and alter November soth, 1873, trains will leave SUNliUItY astollowsi .NORTIIWAIlD. Erlo Mall B.!0 a. in., arrive Elmlra ll.to u. " Canandalgua... U.SGp. M Itochetter 0.15 " Niagara 9 10 " Itenovo accommodation 11.10 a. m.arrUo V.llllum rt 12.15 p.m. Elmlra llaIH.16 a. m., arrli o Elmlra 10.20 a. m. UuSalo Kxpruaa 7.10 a. in. arrtvo Uutlalo B.to a. ui bOL-TIIWAltD. Uunalo Eipre&s a.co a. m. arrive llurrlsburg 4X0 a. in " Ilalllmoro 6.40 " Elmlra Mall ll.lt, a. in., arrlvo Uarrltburg l.f p. in " WashUigton Ja.so " " lialtlmoru o.ao " Washington 8.30 " llarrlsburg accommodation 8.40 p. in, arrive Harris burg 10.00 p.m. arrlvo Ilaltlmore t.a a. m ' Washington 6.13 " Erlo Mall 12.&3 a. m. arrlvo llarrtsburg 3 00 a. m 11 Ilaltlmore 8.40 " WaslilngtonlO.SB" ,-v All dally except Hunday, t. D. M. BOYD, Jr., General rabenger Agen A. J. CABSATT, General Manage DELAWAKE, luVCICA WANNA WESTKHN ItAlLltOAD. BLOOMSBURG DIVISION, Tlme-Tablo No. 39, Takes effect at 4:30 A, MONDAY, NOVEMUKK US 187C. BTATIONH, AND NOItTIl. p.m. p.m. u-ro. 8 mi Si 7 OS B 49 7 49 8 ii 7 41 3 87 7 83 3 81 7 17 8 7 7 VI V3 7 IS 3 19 7 IS 8 11 7 IS 8 17 7 07 8 11 7 03 8 W 6 OS 8 04 8 04 3 1 1 Hi 111 6 80 8 41 o is a si a eg a ts til u .0 6 05 9 13 fi t '4 9 10 5 48 9 10 B 40 1 68 S 84 1 3 B 98 I 48 (1 SJ 1 43 B SO 1 40 fi 113 1 SB 4 OS 1 10 4 CO 1 10 4 SB J 00 p.m. p.m. 9 481 9 44 U 88 9 81 9 SO a sol 9 is; 9 11 9 07 0 00 U 10 8 ts 8 U 9 01 8 48 8 41 B BO 8 10 8 11 8 08 8 9 7 OS 7 04 7 46 7 4l 7 SO 7 SO 7 Ml 7 11 7 04 7 0 8 45 a. in, ....Bcranton.. ....Uellevuo.. ....Tavlurvllle ..Lackawanna.... 1'iiibion . West lUthton., ,.. Wioming...... ..on ttallbv. llennett King ton... Klnnton ... ,.1'lvmouUUuna. ....riymoutiL.,.. Avondale H.. Nuntlcokn .Uunlock's reck hhlckumnny,.,, .nick's Ferry.., .Beach Haven., .....Berwick ... ..Urlar I'rcek..., Willow drove.,, ...Umo Itldge.,.. .. ..Eapy .Bloomsburg..,, . ltuueit L'aiawissa Bridge . .viark-s awitch... .iianviuo .,. .....muias y .....Cameron. .Northumberland. SOUTH. a.m. p in. p.uir 88 9 SO u SS 9 48 9 'il 8 80 9 03 9 81 8 SB 10 III) 9 88 8 43 1 48 0 OT 3 03 tfB 3 OS 7 VI 3 04 7 00 8 17 7 11 3 10 7 IS 3 17 7 SS 3 VI 10 08 10 11 111 IS in VJt 10 S3 111 S7 10 97 10 83 10 35 3 SI 10 40 3 81 111 44 3 87 10 03 11 B 11 17 11 83 11 8' 11 88 1 K9 7 85 7 40 7 41 7 U S IB 8 SB 8 45 8 05 3 4S 4 Oil 4 IS 4 SI 4 '.U 9 05 4 87 8 00 4 41 B 63 11 43 4 48 7 SO 11 01 4 OS 7 OS II 07 5 13 7 4U U 'J B OS 7 45 18 07 B 14 7 03 19 10 B SO S to 13 95 b 88 6 83 IV 93 6 47 8 40 19 88 B 03 8 47 19 01 0 10 9 15 ..in. p.m. a.m run. D.l W, K. IIALHTKAiO, bupt. fiuittl&U&Ce&t'sOfilco, bcmtU&( Dec. ip itio.