- ".-"" '"U ''MjJjJMUJ. -i - i1 I Ji' UU PWII, J. l.aiMjill'W ).. ' " .n.tf,T Mf -r- i - - -m -7-,A DtUOCRAT, STAR Or TUB NORTH AND COLCM bun cos8Ui.li' i ... nni..Aiu ner YC.ir, payable In adrahcc.or jmrio tn roar. Attcrtho oxplrntlonof thojear i lil will t unaritca. lu niiustriuiTS yui or ino Snnntr Wo terms nro . per jrciir, miw in mnnncu li l If no' P B ,rlini:0 "" J ",0J " Parent Liu fl i naO'ir dHcontlnu'ia, except at tlio option of tho n,ii,uljiiWj, until all arraarastci nro raid, hut innic jSiri'i".! "edits after tlio expiration of mo lirst ,rjlrniI!"V'ni1MCtlof tho stile ortodlitantpost n mint Iw paid for In mlnuice, ttnloss a rospun i ii'u nsrson In UulrnnWa county nisunics to iuy tho Juilrlptlon due on demand, rws I'AO i: Is no lancer exacted from subscribers In ho county. Tiie.Iiuutr.tr Dcpirtinontof tlio Colombian Is very emnnletc, niiil our .1 li Printing will eolnp iro fnvora f KH that of tlio lariro title. All work done on m nd, neatly and at inudernlo prices. i ftctJ1(irtTOw?sntTrr.jtrijA"srXAjijij 'IS4JS Columbia County Official Directory. I'r'il.l'-ntTihlTO Wlltlam Dwell. A"b irlate .Tudos -1. K hrlckluiim, F. L. Sliutnan. jjiii.uia . ve. -il. Knink .irr. Ouri .si invmini'T -i n. Wnlk. r. jisi th Id', order -William ton il, Jacouy. D.strh't Att iniov lo'.in M. Clnrlc. sherllT iohn llorfman. sjrvotor Isaac Uewitt, Treasurer -Dr II, W. McIIcynolds. I'j ninlsslonors John Homer, S. IV. Mcllcnry, jjseph sands. O.ninl loners' Clerk William Krlckoaum. Auditors M V. 11. Kline. Ml. Casey, I:. II. Drown. oroncr-Uurksti. Murpli . Jury Uu niiiUsloiiers-Jacob II, Fritz, William II. Utt. Count Superintendent WIMInm II. Snvder. nioonl'our lHtrl''t-tlrectors o. 1'. lint, Scott, Vm. Kramer, liloomslitirir and Thomas llccce, leo t. ,o. 1'. Kut, sccretnt . Bloomsburg Official Directory. nioomsburg nanklnif CompanyJohn . Vunston, Prosl.len , 11. II, (Iro z, cashier. Kirn X.i ionil llink Charles)!. l'axton,' resident J, I', 'ruslln, Cashier. Columbia Countv Mumal Havlnif Fund and Loan vssocU lon-E. II. Lit lo, President, O. W.JIIIler, secretary. mminSiiurg nnlldln? andSavln;; Fund Association -Win. Peacock, President,,!, 11. Ilublson, secretary. Hlooinsburi? Mu uat Having Fund Assocl. Ion ,1. T, lirowcr, l'roslden , U. (i. liarkley, Secretary. C1IUKCII DIltr.CTOUY. BAI'TIST CI1U1ICII. Hot. .T. I'. Tus'ln, (Supply.) Sunday sorvlcos-l a m. and l)i p. m. S imla School o a. m. 1'r.ivcr Meetlu j Every Wedncsda;. evening at 6a c'nok, S3a streo. Tlio publloare Invl'cd foal lend. ST. MATTHEW'S LUTHERAN CtlCllCn. Minis er liov, .1. ccron. Sunday Services 10 1 a. m. and ox p. m. Sunday school o a. in. I'ra crMco Ins livery Wednesday uvenins at 0J clock. Seats free. Nopows rented. All aro welcome. rMESDVTEIltANClintcn. Mlnts'cr-llev. Stuart Mitchell. Sunday Services I0M a. in. and C4 p. ra. sundav' school -It a. to, I'rav cr Moo lng Every Wednesday evening at ojtf o'clock. Seasfreo. No pows rented, strangers welcome. METHODIST EPISCOrAt.CHUItCll. Presldln? Elder Hcv. N. H. llucklintham. Minis er Hev. J. s. McSiurr.iy. Sunday Services 1 x and ax P m sunda' school' p. in. Illbio Class-Ever Monday evening at K o clock. Vounir Men's l'ra cr Men lng-Eerv Tuesday venlnt; a OH o'clock. (leneral Prayer .Meeting Every Thursday evening I o'clock. llKrOnMEPCIICKCIt. Corner of Third and Iron streets. I'astor Itev. (1. 1). Hurler, itesldcneo Central Hotel. Sunday Services tux a. m. and I p. m, Sundav school a a. in. I'rajer Meetin? Saturday, T p. m. All are InUtcd There is alwnj s room. ST. TACL'S CIICKCH. Ittctor Itcv U Zahncr. Sunday Services lux a. m., lys p. m. Sunday school 0 a. in. First Sundav In tho month, Holy Communion, smlces preparatory to Communion on Friday evening betoro tho bt Sunday In each month. Pews rented; but cicrjbody welcome. EVANIlkLICAI. CIIl'KClI. Presiding Eldcr-ltev. A. !.. Ueeser. .Mlul-ter Itev. .1. A. IrMne. Sunday service 3 p. in., In tho Iron street Chinch. l'ra er Meetltig-I.vci y Sabbath at a p. in. All aru invited. All nro welcome. ' TllkCItrilCH Ol'CHBIST. Meets in "tho little ISrlck Church on tlio hill," known as tlio Wolsli liaptlst churtli-ou Hock street east of Iron. , , Itegular meeting for worship, cery Lord's day nt ternoou nt x o'clock, seats free; and tho public aro cordially Invited to attend. aSI.OOMSBUltG DIUIX'TOUY. SCHOOL Ol'.DKHS, Wank, jii't printed" anil neatly bound In small bouks, on hand and rorsalouttliecoLuituiAiioIllce. Feb lit, 1S75-I1 11I.ANK ifKICDS. on T'aiciir.i.Mit and Linen 13 Paper, common and fur Admtnls rator?, Execu lors and trustees, for s.ilu cheap nt the coi.cmoian omce. AKH1AGK CETtTIl'K'ATlCS just printed and for sale at tho Columrian (mice. Jlinls ttisct the tlospel and Justices should supply them seUcs with these ncessaryatlcles. . USflCKSand liiRtables; I'ee-llills for sale at the Columbian omce. ,Tliey contain llio ror- tn.l f..na na nctuhttslieil llV tllO llSt Act Of tllO I.C- flaturo upon tho subject. Every Justice and Con. Atablo should navo one. TrUN'DUl' NOTKS inst printed and for Kali) V ch cheap at. tno Columbian omce, HOOTS AND S1I0F.S. ll M. KNOItll. Dealer ill Hoots and Shoes, lU . latest and best styles, cornerMaln andMarket stret-ts, In tho old post otnee. CLOCKS, WATCHES, AC. r E. SAVAfJE. Dealer in Clocks, Watches J . and Jewelry, Main st, Just below the Central PnOFESSIONAI. CAliDS. ,p 0. 1!. Oct. 15, '75. HAHKLEY. Attornev-at.I.aw. Office Hrower's building, 2nd story, Kooms tics, nil. WM.M. KEIlElt. Surseon and I'hvsi If clan, onico s. E. corner ltock andMarket felieets. T It. EVANS, Jf. D., SurKeon and l'liysi- i . ciln, luiuce nna iiesiuenco on juiru sueei, corner Jetlerson. II. McKELVY. JI. D.. Surgeon and I'hy slclan, north side Main street, below Market. 11. HOISISON, Att6riiey-at-Law. in Ilartmon's building, Main street. Office H KOSENSTOCK, I'liotographer, , Clark svoli'8 Store, Main btreet. MISCELLANEOUS. TVVVID LOWE.N'liEHG, .Merchant Tailor J Main St., obovo Central Hotel. T S. KUIIN, dealer in Meat, Tallow, etc., X a ceuiro street, oeiween uecouu anu i uiru. "TriIEN YOU WANT A ElltST-CLAKS tSUAVUor anj thing in the TO.SSOKIAL LINE (TO 10 JAMKS MIMA'S ItAUHEU SHOP, THE IIEST IN TOWN, Under Exchango Hotel, Ulootnsburg, Ta. Oct. J3, '75 OATAWISSA. WM. II. AliliOTT, Attomey-at-Law, Alain street. , L. EYEKLY, AITOIINEV-AT-IJIW, Catawlssa, ra. Collections promptly made and remitted. Ofllce onposito Catawlssa Deiwslt Hank. ern-Hj J. 11. KNITTLE. W. II. AliliOTT Important to Farmers. and o very body want ol LIME, LUMBER, AND COAL We bave erected kilns at or near the Taper Mlll.on Ui D. II. & W. Jt. It. and aro now prepared to sell Imoatvtry reasonable prices and of good quality. Ordeu by tho car promptly tllied and shipped to any station on the above road. A full line of LUMDKIt, of oil kinds, dressed or In tho rough, bhlngics, Lath and bill Timber to which wo invite the attention of cuito merB. Ordera received and tilled for all kinds of Famii, COAl. Hy Hrle attention to business wo uopo to merit a hiue of publio patronage. . ., ... KNITTLE Si AlinoTT, I II. i78.. Catavs Issa, Pa. V A T E K T S . I'erwMH desiring to toko out patenU, or desiring iiformauon from the United Slates l'a ent Onice in. .id consult r, A. IKllil A'N, Solicitor of Ainerl if' and Foreign Patents, Washington, U, C, Jx c lntlon freo. KO I'A TENT NO VXX. Bcnd.for i'reular. c 1t& IAI'ER BAGS yon balk AT TJIE COLUMBIAN OFFICE. LJJAJJ.I.U JAILt.JJ(S 0. IsOTKaJ7' ElltcrsandProprlcters. iiusiNEfes OAnns. JU.J.C.lUTTi:it, "IIYSIUIAJ) ffSUHflEON, omcc, 'orth Market street. Jlar.27,'74-1 . liloomsburg, rn. 17 E. OltVIS, ATTOHNEV.AT-I.AW. OrncR-ltoom No. 1, "Columbian" Ilutldlng. Sept, is,H75. gAStUKI. KNOHU. A T T U I. X K Y-A T-Ii A W, M.OOMSMllia, I'A. OfliCO llarttnan'R llloek. nnrnrl-Main nml Mnrtet. citixia uci. s. '10 1 W.MII,M:it, All OHM Kl -A T-LAW onicoln nrower's building, second floor, room No, liloomsburg, ra. Jul) 1,7a K, U. i rNK. L. E. WAl l.r.lI. FUNK & WALLE15, Attoi neys-nf T.nw, HLOOMSIlUItO, PA, omco lu Columbian Uuildino, Jon, is, '77-ly . A W.J.11UCKALEW, ATTOIiNEVS-AT-LAW, Ploomtbiirg, i'n. onice on Main street, first door below courtllouse Mar.0,'71 V. A J. M. CLARK, A 1 lUlflNft 1 H-A i-IjAV , liloomsburg, l'a. April 10,'7 ODlcc In Knt s Building. CHEVEI.1S0 SSIITn, nERTET XWINO SMITH. CUEVELING SMITH & SON, ATTOUNEYS-AT-LAW, liloomsburg, Pa. tr-AU business entrusted to our care will recleve prompt attention. Julyl,'73 1'. WU,MEYER, A riUlt.MSl AT LAW, OFFICE-AdJolning C. It. t W. J. Buckalcw. liloomsburg, ra. Apr. 14,'70. II. 1 1TTLE. KOB'T, R. LtTTLK. E. II. & It. It. LITTLE, ATTOltNEVS-AT-LAW, liloomsburg, l'a. nr-iiusiness beforo tho U.H.J'ntcnt Office attended to, onice in tuo columnian lluilding. ss jgliOCKWAY&KMVKLL, , A 1 1 U 11 JN K V b-A T-li A W, Com'mbian llriLoiNO, liloomsburg, l'a. CMemtiers of the United StaleR Law Association. ollecilons tnado in any part, of America or Europe. "rH'I'IA.M IlItYSON, ATTOItNEY'-AT-LAW, Centralia, Pa. MISCELLANEOUS. -yy HOWELL, 1J M JN Tin I. omco In Huffman's lllock, second floor, corner Main and Market .streets, BLOOMSliUlSO, I'A. May 20-ly. T)I0V.'.S HOTEL, nioomsbiirg, l'a., li. Accommodations Ilrst- tl.iss. 11.23 to ti.su per day. ltcstauraut attached. 1 1 Moaner, riopntior. Octobers, '7MI c. M. DHINKKK, GUN and LOCKSMITH. .sowtng' Mnchliif'sand Machinery of all kinds rc- palrprt. Opeiu JIgcse UuUdlnsr, Illooint,burB-, l'a. I ILL 1. liJ T? J. TIIOItNTu.N . would announco to tho citizens of Iilooms bui g nnd vicinity that ho has lust rccelv ed a full and cornpleto assortment ot WALL l'AI'EIt, WINDOW SHADES, FIXTURES, C0KD8, TASSELS, and nil other goods In his lino of business. AH tho newestand most approved patterns of tho day aro always to be found in his establishment, Main street, below Market. oct. s.'73 JXCHANGE HOTEL, Opposite lio Court House, liLooMsnuita, rA. Tlw Largest nnd Uest In all respects in the county W. D. K00NS. Oct. 875 rroprtetor. 7KEAS nitOWN'S INSURANCE AGEN- CV, Exchango Uotcl, liloomsburg, l'a. Capital. ., 6,600,000 , lO.IK O.OTI . 13 fiOO.000 . 10,000, 00 . 8,100,000 sro.ooo ,. 1,000,000 75,0110 .. B, 0,000 .. 17,000,000 Etna, Ins Co., of Hartford, Connecticut, Liverpool, London and Globe lloyjd of Liverpool Lnncanshlre.'... 1-1 ro Association, Philadelphia Atlas of Hartford farmers Mutunl of Danvlllo Danville Mutual Home, New York Commercial Union v 1178,953,10 March !0,'77-y rpHE UNDEUSIGNED, representing several I fiftimmost conservative and reliable Ameri can Hro Insurance Companies, would beg leave to otter his services to the citizens of liloomsburg and vlclnltv, requesting a reasonable shara of the public paironuge. Illoonisburp.Juiy is, isio. omco in lirower's Block. July 81 J. H. MAIZE'S MAMMOTH GROCERY contains tho largest Keck cf GBOCBEIES Canned Fruits, Dried Traits, CONFECTIONERIES, &c. to be found In Columbia county. A t'omplelo Ahsorducut always on hand. Call and examine. Jan 1,1517. HIM ? I1 f f ? To the VVorlilnu t'la.a. We aro now prepared to furnish all classes with constant employment at home, the title of the lime, or for their spare mo ments, uuslness new, light and profitable. Persons ot ell her sex easily earn from ki cents lo t5 per evening, and a proportional sum by devoting tbilr whole lime to the business. Hoys and girls earn npflriv am much as men. That all who see this notice may send their address, and test Uie biudnesswe make this unraralled oner: 'l o such as are not well satlMU'il o will send ono dollar to pay for the trnni.iM r.f urtitniT. h ull noiileulars. sauiijles worth peveral dollars to tfomroenco work on, and a copy ot Homo una riresiue, one oi iu largest uuu ik-.i iiniwirntt.il Publications, an sent Tree or man. iteaa- er. if sou wanliermanent, prontablovork, address UCOrRO Mllisou fetl., I ui Mtu.u, iuuv, bepl. B, '7.-lim. WAINWIUGUT&CO., WHOLE8ALB UH0CEK8, N, H. Corner Socend and Arch Streets, l'mriDiLrnii, Dealers in TEAS. BYKOrS, COFFKB, HCQAli, MOLABSKS men, iricn, mass sow, to., to. I vorders will recorre prompt ituntion. 1 V. THE JLDNGS CONSUMPTION. This distressing and dangerous complaint, and Its Premonitory svmptoms, neglected cough, nlghl sftcats, hoarseness Mnsttng llesli fever permnnent Iv cured by 1)1, "Swayno'a Compound Sjrup of lid Cherrv." llll()NCIlITIS-a 1'iemonltor of rulinnnnry Con sumption, Is eharaeterl7edl)y Ciitarrh or liill.itnat Ion of tho tnucuous mcmlirano fit the air pussngrs, hoarseness, pains in the chest. For nil Inoncnlal atTecliotis, soro throat, loss of voice coughs, Dlt.SWAYNlVS Compound Syrup of Wild Cherry IS A SOVEKFKIS tlF.MP.I)V. llcmmorrhnge or spitting of tilood, mav proceed from the lannv, trachln, iironchtu or lungs, snd nrlse from various causes, a undue pin steal exertion, plrttiora fullness of tl.o vessels, weak lurgs, oer ttrntnlngcf the voice, suppressed evacuation, ob struction ot the spleen or llvt r, Ac, CompoTind Syrup of Wild Cherry strikes at the root or rtKenso liy purlfi lng the blood, restoring the liver and kidneys to healthy action, In vigorating ttic netvous sj stem. Its marvelous power not only over every chronic disc ise whero a gradual alterutlvo action is needed. Under Its use thn rough is loosened, tho night sweats diminished, the pnln f ubsldes, Hie pulse rc- ed In its power to digest and assimilate Hie food nnd nnard. tnestomaciits improv eerv organ has a purer and better quality of blood supplied lo II, out ot which new recreative and plas tic mnterlLl Is made nil KWAYNF graduated at one oflhe best Medi cal Colleges In the C, s., and was engaged In an ac tive prnciico for many cnri', thus guaranteeing that hts preparations nru piep.iridtipoii strictly si lent llio pilnclplcs. Reliable Evidence. HOMK TESTIMONY. !r. Swayne Dear Sir: Heel It to tin due to you and sutTrrinsr humanity to plve tlie follow Inp testi mony resructlnff the wontlerful curathe powers vt your Compound sjrupof Wild cherry and Sarsupa rllla nnd Tar HlK I was amictd lMth a Molent cough, pain In the Eldo and breast, night sweats, pore throat, my noveN werecohtle. nppetlto nearlv pone, nnd mv ftomAch poery weak that my phjsl clan was nt a low to know w hat to dn tor me, as ev eryihlnff I used In the shapo or medicine was reject ed; spit different times a pint of Mood I remained for irontliH In this awful condition, and gave up all hopes of rcr recovering, t tills lltnn you recom mended the use of your fjnip and rills, which lin medlaU'lv tM'gan to soothe, eomfurt nnd allay tho violence of tho cough, strengthened and healed 10 lungs; lnshort.lt has madoa perfect cureot vie, uijii i uiu iiuw uuiu lu punuu iny UlIuj muui. u ler?on doubtlngthetruth of thoabove stl m win please ca 1 on or address me, at tho factor. KDWAHI) H. 1IAMSOX, Engineer of (Ho. sweeney'H Tottery, itldgc i.'oad, lielow Wallace, Pht..t. Oer2o 5 cars hae elapsed, and Mr, llamson still remains n hearty man to thin day Peptcmlicrlioth, IbTS. PHYSiriAXS RECOMMEND IT. Dr. Thomas J. it. Nhoads. Ilovcrtown, HoiksCo., Pa., writes : Your compound run of Wl d cherry I esteem very highly ; ha e been Belling nnd recom mending It to my patlentsfor niflnyjeaisfttidlt al ways procs efllrnclousln obstinate coughs, bron chial and nsthmatha! arrcctlr'ns It has made some remarkable cures In this faction, nnd I consider It the best remedy with which 1 nm acquainted. Price $1. Mx bottles iorf.". If not sold byvour druggist, we will forward half dozen by express, frelvlit paid on receipt of pi lee. ??"I)e.scilht;hmptomsJnall communications, and address letters to nil SW'AYNIItt SOX, 310 Korih !lxh street, Pldladelphla. No charge will be made for advice, sold by druggists and dealers In medi cines generally. UVERCDMPUUNT That dreadfd dlstuse.frcm which so many pcrso n suiter. Is frequently the cau.se, of Huncur, IsoiohbUOK, DismiA, ts speedily relieved, and aicotten permanently cured SwaynCs Tar anASarsaparilla Pills. refers aro orten presented by tho uo of these S'amiparllla Pills, as they cairyou.thiough Ihebluod the Impurities from which they arise. Tor CostUe ness there is nothing bo ilTcctualosMvajne'HTar und Snr&aparllla Pills. They are purely Vegetaoie.nnd net specially on tho Mverns ltlueMnssor Calomel, witnout any bad re Milts trom taking. Address letters to I)It. RWAYNi: A SOX, Philadel phia. No chnrge for adlce. sent by mall on rr celpt of price. I'llcosf-icentsa box; tlvc boxes tor fl. Ask jour Druggist for them. Itching Files Is generally preceded by a moisture, llko perspira tion, distressing ltchlug, as though pin woims were crawling In or atout tht rectum, jarllcularly at night when unaresMng.or in oed ancr getting warm. Itamiearslnfaummeras well as wln'er. ofieiitlmes shows Itself around Uio private paitu, and Is not cou- nnea id inaies oniy, nur is quue as ircqueni inai ic-male-s are soreij aflllcted, parllculailj lu times of pregnancy, extending Into tho aglna, piolnu dis tressing nlmo&t be.und i" o powers of endurance. Cafes vt long sdaudlng, pronounced Incurable, havo oeeu pi'rmanenuy euieu uy biinpiy appijiug Swayne's Ointment, IIOMI2 TKSTI.MONY. I was&orelv aflllcted with one of the most distres sing of allalocases, Pruritus or Prurigo, or more commonly known as Itching Piles, 'ihe Itching at times was almost Intolerable, lncieased by scratch ing, and not unfrcquently Incamo quite sore. I bought a box of swayno'a ointment; KsusngaAo quick lelii'f. and in a sliuit time made a perfeclcure. I can now sl.'fn undLslurbed. nnd 1 would adlso ull who are suneiiug with thlsdtstrcsslng complaint to procure hwajues ointment at once. I had trlod pvcscrlptlons almost Innumerable, without finding any permanent relief. JOSEPH W. CIIHIST, firm of Itosdel k. Christ, Hoot and Mtoo House, S3 1 orui second street, I'liuaacipiita, SKIN DiSE&SES. Swavno's AlWIealinfr Ointment Is also a specific tor tetter, itch, 2alt rheum, scald head, en slDelas. barber's Itch, blotches, all scaly. crusty, cutaneous eruptions, perfectly safe and uarmiess, even on lue uiusu leiuier luiuiu. i riceiu cents, or six boxes for Lift, t-cnt by mall to any address on receipt of rrlce. Prepared only by Dll. SWAVNK SOX, 831) N. ctli St.,l'hlladelphla. CATAHEH, BVill-lO.MS AN1J CUKE. Catarrh is an affection of tho mucus membrane of the nose, throat, chest, Sc., accompanied nlth dull, neavy ueuaacne, ousirutuon ot tuo niisai paasages, weak ccs, watery and lutiamed, hacking or cough ing, to clear tho throat, expectoration of ofTensno matter, smell and taste are Impaired, stopped up feeling in the head, Incessant blowing ot thenoso, and other symptoms are likely lo appear very dis tressing, and no disease U more common, and nono iess Understood by Physicians. Nine-tenths of the cases ot offensive breath aro occasioned by catarrh, "SM'uync'H I'nturi'li Ilcmrtly" Is a certain and permanent cure, and warranted in every ease, no matter how obstinate or long stand ing. It can be obtained only by addressing Dli. hwAYNE SON.S3I North sixth Street, Pblladel- piiia. jtiuiu'u luunv uuuri'v, on inu receipt, oi me prlee, one dollar, with full directions for use. atsu a full account ot the orli lu and uaturo of Uils distres sing complaint. Wo repeat It t It Is beyond all coin- isrlson the oesi remedy rnrt'atarrheverdlseovered. temeinber 1 It can lieobtalned onlv hv addreHvlni? 1)11. hWaYNK & bON. 830, Ivorth Sixth Btreet, J'hll rdelnhla, with a remittance, oswedouotplacultln the bauds of dealers, tho same as we doour other preparations. In writing for our "catarrh Itemed) " iiafu siuvo 3 uu wiw una uucriiscuienv in iuu umblan" liloomsburg. Why Dye ? No mnlter bow Crny or IIiir.1i Ibe flair mav be. It can be restored tolls orlelnal color and J outhl ul appearance, by usUog Ziondon Hair Color Restorer. London A Kcmcity to Heln state tno Human Hair In all Us youthful color, lustre, softness Hatr ltestorcr Halrliestorer Hair Kstorer Hair ltestorcr Hair Itestorer Hair Itestorer Hair Hestorer Hair Itestorer Hair Itestorer ixindou London I)ndon London Ixmdon Ixindou lxuidon London and beauty. All pci hoiiH it lio iinplro lo Homily of personal appearance, trance. should not neglect that '. liv mauv It has been natural necessity, the hair. Uy many It has been neglected until It lias la iemo ihlu, gray or entirely fallen off, Tho London Hair Color itestorer restore nuturesloB.es. and Imparts a healthy and natural color, thickens the hair, cures dandruil and all Itchy, sculy eruptions on tho scalp, making It white and clean, and Insuring a luxuriant growth of hair In Its natural ) outhful color, price 15 cents. Prin cipal depot for the U. B., 310, North, SIxUi street, I'liuaaeipuia. ftOLiTM ALL MUGCIISTS. June S3 1-ly BLOOMSBURG, PA., FRIDAY , APRIL 27. 'K3I3fnOHMCNHVnannASMMHMnWMHllllllllllHSMHHMnMraMWMOTMBYTVWMXU Poetical. Al'ltlli IK THE ISM'. OF WIOIIT. ST KINl bAPARQCR. NewMrthof loveliness 1 when sunbeams licet Color t he drops of e cry passing show cr J When all the air Is Harm Willi odors sweet. And le.Hes peep out and ti.lckcn hour by hour; When lltray, mystic clouds ot opal tint Float leisurely beneath tno dreamy sky, And the world thrills ulth murmuring that hint At summer glotles coining b -and-b) i If any weak despair or discontent I.urk llko a subtle poison lu j our henrt, Through tlmo nnd action wasted or misspent, to that in all this Joy II has no part, Up ! out 1 through light and pcrfumo take your way To w hero tho solitude Is spell-beset Willi deep, deep pence, beneath whoso hidden sway Your heart may rest, nnd dreamily forest. There lay yourself along the tender grass, And let the scented breezes softly play O'er bared brow, and watch the shadows pass, And fall, and linger, and then durt away, Chased by tho sunlight. See how glorWed W Uli golden kingcups Is the endless gnen, And pale, pale primroses, anddalshs pled. And violets, purple-cytd, that peep between I so gazing, listen. Let the music rare Tn.it underlies all nntiuo sweetly glide Into jour honit, and all Its aching i are. Home up and oui. upon the Joyous tide Of perfect melody, will leave no trace, And j our refreshened heart will wake and sing. And all the world will wear another face, And life will seem so beautiful a thing That j ou will turn and Blgli w 1th sweet surprise, And w hlsper to tho gliding present, "Stay I So fair you show to my new-wakened ej cs That I would hne my life ono long to-day." Harper's Moyazine. GULDEN DAYS. Life Is nn ecstacy night's early seeming, . When day's gid moments hover o'er the brow ; When all that cared fades In mMy dreaming Transformed to gladness tor tho happy now : Passions env, rnpt, her power of tongue to utter When pants the soul translating words to lnoul.1 j Heedless, anon, as ficsber visions flutter Lite is an ecstacy night-dreams untold. Life is an ecstacy ; as when a-weary, Tho Arab bids his dromedary kneel : Here shall w e res:, he cries. In accent cheery, Forgetting morrow In our present weal; Then the long, gleaming spear eagerly seizes, Tli rusts It, overjoyed, deep In the gracious sand 3 With Its gay pendants ploy tlii evening breezes Ecstacy I breathes, and lltt-s the bronzed bands. Lifo is nn ccstney-l'ersiVs lark mald.-n nesting, nlth hand to check, on chalky cliff : Hound Oinin's peak, whoso treasure-depths shU l.ulen. Tades one w itli lovo to guide his dancing skllT. How well she knows,wlth evening shadows growing Homeward 'twill turn upon the silent swells; Veiling again the check of richest glow lng, Whimpers, o, ecstacy ! to the lurk'nlng shells. Life Is an ecstacy ; as, when a-thirstlng, Dear melodies aro stranded on tbo ear ; When some loved note, upon tho stillness bursting. Tells how the absent fain would loiter near ; And In a strain that j el hath need of naming Urges the spirit to a rapturous tllght, Annuls the past-a lite dlv inu proclaiming, Tls ecstacy, 'tis music's heavenly right. If life bo sleep, 0, let sleep bo unbroken ! It life be waking, who would care to sleep? Of what Is not dost know somo certain toksn That It 1 change I do not change to weep ? I w ill nor sleep nor wake in bliss reposing j l)as, hours and minutes keep jour aimless maze, I tremble ere I ask, Com'tli there a closing To shut without my happy, golden days? Vcw York J-Acning I'oft. ' Miscellaneous. ' MILS. HOU.NSLOW'S IlXl'EI'ilMENT. A daughter had been the hope of Mrs. Ilounslow's lifo. Thinkintr, when Lawrence; was small, of the beauty of u little girl, loo, with her curls running out in rings under the laco and ribbons of her cap, she had' been obliged lo change the thought to thati of tho maiden who should become Lawrence' bride, nnd give her all the comfort and none. of the care of it daughter. She had always been a lonesome body; an orphan at first, and then so few years a wife before sho was a widotv,vith her unruly boy at school ; and she had looked at mothers with their little girls, and envied them tbo companionship, the opportunity of making charming drcsics for tho pretty darlings, the power to live their lives over again, in their girls. When Lawrence came home to, stay sho had, of course, much comfort in him ; and if the young man enjoyed his iling" she knew nothing about it. Vet Lawrence's "iling" was not a bad one, a-i flings go ; ho drove a fast horse, and ho loved a gamo dinner. When the exuberauco of youth paised ho would settle into a rejpectable citizen with a baut account. To her eyes, to-day, ho was a paragon, Settle, liut not alone. It followed as tho night tlio day that Lawronco would mar ry a very pretty girl or n very rich one, Neither would be to Sirs. Ilounslow's taste ; the pretty girl hardly the companion sho sought for herself, tho flighty head turned by vanity,tho appetite insatlnble for flattery; and the rich ono ma-tu ring Lawrence, and consequently herself, Sho had chosen her self a charming young girl with as sweet a naturo as ever shown out of a blue eye ; she frequently had her there, although tu no effect oxcept in her own dreams, In what dreams Mrs. Hounslow indulged by tho evening fire apropos of Louise Mandell I Somehow tho young orphan girl nlwaja seemed sitting on the other side of the firo, 1U light daticing in her eyes, on her dimp ling smile ; and sometimes Mrs. HouiibIow saw that light glance on a little golden wedding-ring, nnd sometimes on a littlo golden nestling head ; and Lawrenco was always standing on the rug between the two, look- iug, witli equal tenderness In his dark eyes at one hide and at tho other. That was her evening dream. In the mo.rnlng Louise moved about tho hou.0Vr)tli her, cutting llowers, tilling vases, concoctir.g choice dish es what a mother-in-law eli would make! How happy sho was going to bo lu this dear daughter ! Hlio had even gono so far as to buy an open phn'ton In thUdrimm for Louise to drive her out in on tunny evenings, aud was just settling on tho color of the fringed silken canopy( when she awoke to fa that I.oilse was a cipher beside I hut great luxur ious, hazel-eyed aud hateful blonde, Flora Furlong. Mr. Ilounslow's ton and n Furlong! There was no worso blood In tha Vand; money enough ; family enough j and yet nothing too unscrupulous of which to .suspect the men ; too selfish, silly, alovenly, stupid, spiieiui, oi wmcu to accuse tha women Young men dn not pnuio to think of sucli IhtliL's, What Flora Furlong could work out as to his salvallon did not occasion Ltw rence n thought ; but her luminous black l.nhcd tye, with their long white lid, nnd Ihe way she bad of lifting them, her melt ing mouth and velvet skin, her hair llko fino spun gold, tier luxurious flesh all that was a fascination, nnd if ho was not passionately in fnrnet hp was in a fair way to be so. "Why, she's nothing but Hay, rose-leaf Hay lleih and hlooil ! I don't believe she has a soul, or anything that nu'wer for one 1" cried Mrs. llotimlow to herself. "A Fur long never did." Flor.i Furlong to fill tho tiieaure of thep drcun-i of hen ! t muko her boy's home ! If hp was to have a wife, sho was to have a 'laughter ; and tho daughter was to bo her acquisition nr her burden all thy long, and Liwrenrp' delight but an hour nr two Lawrence's burden, too, instead of his bles sing, by nnd by.if It should lie the Furlong! And she hail in good right to nsTt her will nj ho bad to nert bit ; sho kecw tho best j and wero not sho and Lawrenco one, after all? So ran her reverie. Vonliih MrOIoiitidow! Tho wind bloweth where it lisleth ; and you might as well try lo turn that wind back whither it came by blowings. aintitas to turn theyouug man's fancy by any breath of yours. It was Flora by whose sp n Lawrence was ever lo be teen It pleased his sense of beau ty to look at her ; it pleased his sense of pride to be seen with her j it fed his bud ding passton to feel the mngnilicrnt creature by his side. Ho squandered his money in flowers and books and music and tho like. Sho wore the llnwers : but when with her it neter occinrcd to him that the leaves Af the books were uncut ; and as fur tho music, he was in that state when a frog, if it had been as beautiful as Flora, would have croaked divinely. I!ut Mrs. Iloiinsluw was not a woman to endure without a struggle. Sho called some wisdom to council. She did not express per sonally the slightest dissatisfaction with Flora, but she allowed other people to speak disrespectfully of her when Laurence was w'Khin hearing, knowing the force of public opinion j she took care to admit iter beauty, although in tho same brcatli telling some in cidental tradition to tlio ilcriilit ol her family j and sho was very liospitablu to two fat old t(Kithle5 iiunts of Flora's, dwelling witli sympathy al'terwaid on the lo-sot the beauty ol their youth, and the exact like ness between their ynitth nnd Flora's. "J suppo.e," said .Mrs. llounslnw, "that Flora will look ju-t like them twenty years away. Well, it is.sometliing to have hnd beauty, ii one tines become 1 it Liu less than n whale. A hat ii Lite, to see one s self turning to blubber ! I'orh.ips it would b worsr,thoug!': to seeanother, if you cared, 11 the way. Flora ca 1 d heio th 9 afternoon. Sho had the loveliest enamel belt buckle j she can wear one the size of a spread-eagle." Then his mother louked up at him with a twinkle that cnuld hardly help being contagious. "All I ah !'' she aid ; "what a thing it is to be Law rence Ilounslow's mother ! I have ail the pretty girls declaring ma tho mot de lightful old woman ! Hut I suppose I must leave choice " "When I marry, mother " Lawrence indignantly began. "You will suit yourself and me, too, Dear me I" she went on, "I had almost for goticti ; your Cousin Fanny is coming, poor tbinr, and I am inviting all these girls to cotno and mako it cheerful for her. She loves young people, for all her crabbedness." And as Lawrence acquiesced, no ono but his mother knew how his henrt was beating all the time. I'oor Mrs.IIounslow! Lightly as she spoke then, it was not without a tragic scene in her room, with her husband's portrait for sole spectator, that she had come to tho con clusion to try her experiment ; notbecauso of the experiment, hut because of its reason, All! thero was the bitterness that the idol was broken, that Lawrence, whoso father was an angel in heaven, was himself, after til, nothing but clay ! She wiped her eyes 'traly for another burst of tears.another blaze Ctf indignation, to think that her marvel of a Man was so small as to be tricked out of his wild by such a subterfuge as her contempt! blessxperinfent. As tliey lived a few miles from town, Mrs. Hounslow had some excuso for her compa ny. She had often heard that you never know persons till you live with them ; Law rence was to have a chance to know Flora Furlong. What if it should end by bis pur suing a better acquaintance with Louise Mandell 1 She began her operations by con fiding in Cousin Fanny a maiden lady of uncertain ago nnd temper. "Quite right," re-ponded Cousiu Fanny. "I supposo men aro necessary in tho scheme; but if I had been making the world I could have dispensed with tho clement.'' "Fanny!" cried Mrs. Hounslow, regard ing thie as derogatory to her defenseless husband and outrageous to her living boh, "Oh, indeed I" said Cousin Fanny, "the b.ist of them is only a stomach. They are all simple elevations of tho jelly-fish, their great prototype and ho is nothing else. You can reach their feelings, their nffections, their pavions, their intellect through tho stomach, tilow many a man has married his cook ! The whole secret of domestic qiiletisjustto keep that stomach well filled," Mrs, Hounslow could not Ray a word, It was on exactly that theory that she was pro ceeding. Three days of tho vlsitbad not passed be fore an easterly storm gave her an opportu nity. Blrs. Hounslow had been scarcely able toconesial her disgust over Lawrence's devotion to Miss Furlong. "Thero Is some thing animal about that girl I" she exclaim once, as Flora left the room. "Very'1 echoed Cousin Fanny. "When she eats-JI declare, when she eats; I expect to see her put down her face like a dog and lap the gravy." Lawrence's banging the door shook the house. Lawrence was doubly kin J to Flora that night, lie sang with her, and then he took her Into the littlo conservatory, "You should always wear those rich stripes," he said, as she wound tin Oriental scarf round her, stepping in. ,"lt so recalls that 'serpent of old Nile.' " "llio sea-serpent, do you mean?" And then, seeing Cleopatra n stranger to Miss Furlong, Lawrenco thought of tho de light of molding tho neglected intellect be longing to such beauty. As for the young lady, It.never cutercd her lovely head that It did not contain all thero was to know, ex cent some dry facts and figures that defend It such as tho multiplication table, He was looking baiik at tho group of girls around Mrs. Hounslow telling their for tueus. 1877. "Files around honey," she said, "all eager for a mother-in-law;" nnd she looked up nt urn nml laughed. "I halo a mother-in- law I" she added presently, "I nm so glad my mother died when I was born my hus band will never have thai to complain of!" They wcro sweet lips for such brutal senti ments. Lawrenco lu bis historical narallels did not think.that possibly; Lucrezia llorgla's wero ns sweot, "How it rains?" sho said as the sleet struck the panes. "And I supposo every variation of the weather adects n person sensitively strung as you are," "0 ye.," said Flora lifting liercreat eves. "And It does so spoil your boots I" It was only beauty thai filled the cans of such conversation. Presently some one said "Flora! Where Is she? Such n capital Ideal What do you think? We are each of us to get up a dinner I" cried Kato Farley looking in. "Come and hear about it only I stipulate that mine shall be last." "I protest," said Lawrence, As they joined tho group, "against tho practice of any such mysteries, Wilder and me excluded." "That's right," chimed in Wilder, the young millionaire, who had been added to the parly for tho sake of cquipose. "Mr. Wilder," said Cousin Fanny, sepul chfiilly, "someday wheu you are cast away on'.i dosert island, and your wife cannot even make a johnny cake " "Does that Island mean matrimony?" ask ed Louise, slyly, of Cousin Fanny. ! "And when cast away on it," said Mrs, Hounslow, "is it that tho cook nnd the housemaids havo struck hands and struck work ?" "Well, If this is to be," said Lawrence, "you will at any rate intersperse puddings with picnics, roasts with rides, marmalades witli moonlight are there any morelaltcra tives, Miss Louise!" "As much," said his mother, "as you can intersperse in a week's gale." ' It's ridiculous," said jTlora.turning away now with young Wilder. "I wish there wasn't any such thing'as a kitchen." "And yet," said Mrs. Hounslow, looking after her reflectively, "I should think she would havo a genius for cookery; she has a cnok's build the typical cook's." Lawrence's eyes were blazing but his mother went calmly on. "Well, it's an ex periment," said she. "We nil have toj-mder for it noiM aulres. What a farce Kate's dinner will be! salt in tho whipped cream and sugar in the mayonaiao but Flora's will bo good," "Goo.l enough," said Cousin Fanny, "any glutton must cook." Tho storm selling in lustily, Ihere was a fine season for tho am iteu'r cooks, who wero going about with culinary literature next lay, llko nuns with their missals, Lawrenco said. "Knchanted in the book worms, wo are to eat our way through these volumes," he said. rim fir-t dinner was of course an absurd fai'ure, being Kto's; but thev made so merry over it that it seemed, as Kiitedeclar ed, better than if it had been good. Louise replaced it on the next day, by one asexqui site as any little French dinner, so perfectly prepared and so perfctly served that Law rence looked with an amazed respect at the littlo being in his mother's place, whose ge nius had ordered it all, and wlro was as com posed as if she had merely threaded her needle. The next day it was Miss Furlong's turn ; and certainly a mere bewitching pic ture of a cook than sho made, with her hair tied under the prettiest of caps, her soft arms bare witli all their dimples, and her white apron wrapping her front from head to foot, could hatdly be drawn. "Mrs, Hounslow," said young Wilder, "I never knew a jollier idea than this sitting in udgment on pretty caps and choice dishes.' "A fine way to be stayed with flagons and comforted with apples," said Lawrence, "Well," said his mother, "there are Flora's and some others in reserve; after them what do you say to a dinner by Cousin Fanny?" "It would bo peppery," said Lawrence, for the estimable lady h-id not yet come down. "And tart," said Mr. Wilder. "And well seasoned," said Lawrenco again. "Pastry short and bread crusty," said Mr, Wilder. For shame!' exclaimed Louise, and Kate. "As if any crumb of it would nbt bo n ili.il lit f., llio rrn.lj I" "Hut why should this affair bo so ona'si (led '.'"asked .Mr. Wilder. "True enough. Men c6mmand higlf wa ges as cooks," saul Lawrence. "Why should we let such a chanco go by ? I have made up inymind; if these young ladies are to bo sequestrated, I for one shall join tho sequestration. Miss Furlong, put on a paper cap and serve with you to day. ilder, set your cap for to-inortow and Miss Maria. Not a word to tho t-'rlffin. Hera sho comes. You see wo are waiting for you, Cousin Fanny, and Hebo is cup bearer. 'They also serve who only stand and wait.'" And so they all went out to breakfast. " If tho cool: had assisted Louise the least in tlio world it wa3 owing to the young lady's witcheries. Hut Miss Furlong had no witch ery for cooks, and tho assistance vouchsafed her camo lu tho withering manner of science toward ignorance, and was scorned, And although sho and Lawrenco began the play in the greatest spiilts, long ere anything ap proached completion Miss Furlong had be- como so heated, so flushed and frowzy, so greasy ana Uoury, so smirched as to her dainty dress, and so 6tneared as to her love ly face, that the occasion grew melancholy. Then tho water boiled away, tbo fire got too low, afterward got too strong ; she burn ed her anus and scalded her fingers ; she grew excited, stamped her feet, became fu rious when a sauce rau over, and capped the climax by slapping tho cook In the face, who went to Mrs. Hounslow lu a great fury and gavo warning. As one revelation af ter another of this sort of sweetness and light unrolled itself, Lawrenco looked at tho beauty with wider und wider eyes, and at last escaped, with the cook, from tho disenchanting vision. An hour after tho time dinner was served, and Miss Furlong, rather red and blowsy, but transformed from cook's linen to fine-lady gauzes, was given tno piuce oi Honor, If the guests at that banquet could but taste the salmou, it was not because they had been sated with the soup ; lor although every body said It was deliciously seasoued. and nobody said it was burned, yet, when Lawrenco In his chivalry would have taken a second plate, it appeared there had not ' been quite enough to go round. There was THE COLUMBIAN, VOL. XI, NO. 10 COLUMIlIADEMOCltAT, VOL.XLH, NO. 7 enough of the chickens, though, for the firo had dealt so lightly with them through their coat of basting that the company could not deal with them nt all. When the sweet breads appeared, as firm s the best of calf skin, Cousin I'anny's patienco departed, "I thought you wit'yAf have a talent for cook- lng," she cried. "Why, what's tho matter7'- inquired Flora, placidly. "Isn't It it good dinner? There's plenty more to come." "Good gracious I More?" And then the birds, so liko burned chlpi that they could not be told from the toast on which they lay, camo on, and went off as lliey came, "A swallow's flight," whispered Kate, "They dip their wings in tears and skim away.' And thereat there appeared so cxtraordi- nary a desert, tho sponge-cako of which so exactly resembled boiled flannel, as Cousin Fanny candidly remarked, that, vexed in soul, the worthy dame declared, "I must say, Wicked waste makes woful want."' "I don't know what you mean," said Flora. "I call it an excellent dinner. There was soup, and fish, nnd roast, and entrees," chocking them off on her fingers. "Otherel there I" said Cousin Fanny, whoso cuo was to let the girl display all her fine qualities, ns she afterward said. "A great deal more of a dinner," return ed Flora, angrily, "then you ever get nt home, I'll be bound." And, ns Mrs. Houn slow rose, Mis Furlong swept by the aston ished Lawrnce, murmuring as she tossed ler head : "I thought that would fetch her." Slang from those perfect lips I Such a temper behind that perfect beauty! Such incapacity in those lovely hands! Such stupidity in that lovely head I Lawrenco walked five miles in the pouring rain, and came home with his incipient passion quite thoroughly wet down. Somehow after that dinner things seemed to flag. Miss Furlong had not quite recov ered her temper, and there was no spirit in the others. In the evening Lawrenco did not seem to remember that there was a con servatory. Mrs, Hounslow and Cousin ratp ny.kept exchanging glances ; the old witch es were sure that the philter had worked, tint tliey hardly dared to breathe, liut, in reality, to Louiso Mandell nothing flagged. Whether because sho was in the house with Lawrence ; because now and then he spoke with her, listened when she sang, took her book and read some niae; because Law' rence seemed now to look over Miss Fur long, through her, anywhere but at her; or because her own nature was so joyous, and she couldn't help it she was guyer than a ark, and filled the house with sunshine. "It has been a week in paradise," said she. "To compare a country-house in an eas. lerly galo to paradise!" said Miss Fur long. "It will depend whether you were in it, MUs Louise,' said Lawrence. And then Louise colored higher and higher, nnd grew redder than a rose, and Lawrence wondered why he had never thought that littlo girl a ittle beauty before. Tho sun came up on Sunday morning, just as the music-box ran down in the mid- die of "Love's Young Dream," and Miss Furlong announced that she was about to leavo for home. Of course there was all polite objection, and in tho midst of it the surprise ot a flurry of simpers and blushes on that beautiful mask of hers. "Oh," she said, in an aside to Kate Farley, "wheu when oh really when a person's going to bo married, there is nn time to lose, and Mr. Wilder " Mrs. Hounslow sprang from her seat sprang which she had but just taken, and almost upset the brimming urn in her haste to emphasize the fact by embraces and con- rnl,,l,:,, III ., C,,. ,...! Tl',. such n Mdendid marriage ! sho cried ; and unable to hinder it another moment, after all her anxifetv. she burst into a flood of I tears, which Miss Furlong attributed to in- terest in herself, but which were really duo to the glance sho had of Lawrenco coming in from the garden with Louise, and of Louise wearing at her breast tho white rose she had given Lawrenco herself a half hour since as they waited for breakfast. ' Must as I tolu you, said Cousin l anny, as sue sutenea away on some oi Juise s wedding embroidery, "lliglily developed jeiiy-usnes, me uest oi mem. isut u l nau to cat that dinucr over, I wouldn't like to try again that experiment, Jlurritl iV- cott isiiofford. Conch-slicll lluttqns. It was possibly during his stay in New York in 1789 that Washington began to wear on his coat the conch-thel! buttons, now in possession of Captain Lewis's daughter. A new fashion in dress, introduced by a presi dent, is worthy of record, especially when there is an interesting story connected with This story, related by Robert Lewis, il lustratea two strikingly characteristictraits of Washington generosity and economy, A needy sailor with a wheelbarrow of shells accosted tho General on tliestreet.aud holding up o? number of conch-shells, 1m plored him to buy them. Washington Us teued with sympathy to the story of his auf- ferings and want, and promptly replied that he would buy them if he could In nny way make use of them. Necessity perhaps shar- peued the sailor's wits, and promptly sue- gested that they would make lovely buttons lor his velvet coat. The General doubtless smiled at the ingenious proposal, but agreed to try them. Carrying homo his 'ocean treasure of pinl" shells, he sent for a button maker to know if be could manufacture useful article out of the nrettv nlavthiucs with which he found himself encumbered. ihe workman replied he could make the buttons it lie could find an instrument sharp enough to pierce them, Washington would have nothing useless about him, nnd so the shells were delivered to the manufacturer, wiioiu uuo time retnrucd tlictn In the shape ofcoucave buttons, a little larger than quarter of a dollar, with a silver drop in the ceutre uiuing tne spot where tho eye is fas tcnod beneath. The President then nston ished the republican court by appeariug a coat wim pint coucU-shcll buttons spark Hug on its dark velvet surface. Kighty years ago, it seems tasUlou ruled iu tha hearts, over tue costumes, of men aud women, just . 4,oms UKan lCs mAir H.al' ...tn.l. 1 t..n- .. . .".vuu.u-.uen uuuons immeutate 1 il n.i.. t m . . ' " T . -ae'"ve"uers- and button-makers' fortunes worn mn,l . tv, General's passion for utilizing everything that camo into liU voloiiScribntr fur - -v - ir " One Inch, (twelre lines er ltieqi:lta)cbl lXonf rrlli) pc)on crtvro iniertlots, fl.tui ILiirlEiu lions. Moo. 1fAC. IK. W. l. . IT- Onctncii tijis is.oo n vi tsto lo.v Twolnctim .50 f.to ".to s.wi lt.i Three incbM. , .... 6.m 7.01 too ll.M Hi Fourlncues T.oo .M lift IT.o fix ouarter column lo.oo Ji.no 14.wi to.io ao.fl Half column lt.wi u.oo so.oo so.oo o0 ono column ,....bm Ee.no in.nn r,n.fii) lo.0 Yearly advertisements payable quarterly. Iran ttlcnt advertisement must bi-pnld forlwforelnserl.n except where purlieu liae iut minis. lgal advertisement!) two dollars per InchfoMlrrcr Insertions, nni4 at that rate for Additional Insertion without reference lo length. Executor's, Administrator'! and Auditor's notltra thrco dollars. Tratislentor Local notices, tweuty cents sllne, regular advertlsenirnt a half raits. cards In tho "iiuslness Directory" column, one dollar per year for each line. A Daft Musician. A good story nn M.Salnl-Saens Is current. He is not only near sighted, he Is nrsr slghtedness Itself, He knocked a lady down the other day by running against her, and cavo her a kick when sho was on the jrnundksaylng, as he lifted his boot, "You confounded old wheelbarrow, you came near making me fall I" Some time before this adventure he stumbled over a barrel lying on the sidewalk, and jumped up (for It laid him low), took off his hat and bowed as fast ns he could, saying, "Ten thousand pardons madam, I really did not see you." His ! test ndventuro was at a party. He had at lost consented to play, but the host had had hard work to get him to the piano stool. He was no sooner seated than ho became all ex citement. He with one hand threw his hair back, nnd would alternately hug tbo piano and lift his head as if he tried to pierce the ceiling. You hrve seen these frenzied musl- clans, Ho for an hour kept tho company under the charm of his brilliant execution and extemporization, but after an hour at entlou begrn to tire, When sixty minutes of music had been enjoyed, the company be gan to take French leave, exchanging, as they retreated, a significant smile with the host and hostess. Presently the hostess her self, gave out, and went to bed M. Saint Sacus was mora brilliant than ever ; his eyes shot flames ; his body swayed to and fro ; he beat time with bis head. The clock struck two (a. m). The host feeling drowsiness mastering him completely, went to M. Saint-Saens, and laying his hand on tho mhsician's shoulder, asked, "My dear sir, bow can I ever sufficiently express my gratitude for the delightful evening you have made all of us spend, but I am afraid yon mus ue a little tired, aren't you?" M. Salnt-Saens replied, without looking up or 'topping his play, "Tired?" I am just begin ning to get in the humor to play." To con firm speech by deed, M. Salnt-Saens dashed off with a fire, vehemence, and vigor whose like he had not shown during the whole eve ning. The host despaired. Ho joined his sleeping wife, nnd lelt drowsy servants to show the musician to the door when at lost ho did end his performance. This was not till daybteak. Then M. Saint-Saensquitted u.le T'ano stool, and, bowinfi very low to right and left as he retired to the door, he weht homo delighted with himself, for he thought even the absence of applause snowed fhe company wero enraptured beyond ex pression. He was far from imagined that tho ladies and gentlemen to whom ho had bowed so low as ho withdrew wero only chairs and lounges. Pari correpondnl Boston Gazette. Something to (tally On. Just before dinner yesterday, says the Omaha Ilerahl, a woman living on Second street entered a First avenue grocery with snapping eyes, and, as she slammed a tin pail down on tho counter, hissed out: "Mlnce-me.it, is it? Why don't you call it slop, or stuff, or hen feed ?" "Yes, that Is some of your mince-meat." replied tho grocer, as he uncovered the pail. "I remember of our buying this yesterday." "I bought this hash for mince-mcat !'' she exclaimed. "It is called mince meat madam." "Hut it tastes liko saw dust aud pork scraps chopped together!" "I shouldn't wonder if it did: but you see most everybody understands that ready- made mince-meat is simply a nucleus to rally on. It is the foundation, as it were, of a good thing. You want to add more meat, more apples, more raisins, some bran dy, some cider, a little cinnamon, a few cloves, a sprinkling ot sugar, a trifle of 8l' and fa" to ,,ave P9" "why not? We keeP here on sale sim- W 113 an objective point to rally on." I "Well, you and your whole caboodle of clerks can rally on this half gallon," she I hrmly said, turning the pail upside down I on the counter. "Just as you desire, madam," was the affable reply, and when she reached th door aud looked bact, the merchant still wore the same kind and patient smile. A Slioht MisTAKn. The present Arch bishop of Dublin, tbo gifted author of the work, so widely known, on the 'Study of Words,' is not in very robust health, and has been Jbr many years apprehensive of paralysis. At a recent dinner m Dublin, ;lveu by the Lord-Lieutenant of Ireland, his Grace sat on the right of his hostess, the uuclicss ot Abercorn. In tho midst ot the dinner the company was startled by seeinc the archbishop rise from his scat, and still more startled to hear lilm exclaim, In a dis mal and sepulchral tone, "It has come !" "What has come, your Grace?" eagerly cried half a dozen voices from different parti of the table. "What I have been expecting for twenty years," solemnly answered tho archbishop- "a stroke ot paralysis. I liaye been pinch" mv,,elf for 'he twenty minutes, and find '"sel1 enllreiy witnout sensation' "I'ardon me, my dear archbishop." Baid I the duchess, looking up to hlui with a some- wbat quizzical smile "pardon me f& con- tradicting you, but it is thai you have been pinching." Harper t Mayasinr. a Captain Uoyntou bus just accomnllshed "'0 most daring feet ho has hitherto attemnt. e1 in t,le of Naples, by swimming across lDe I""sage between the Island of Capri and lae 1 ort 01 maples. I lie Uistanco Is about thirty kilometres. Captain Uoyntou star ,etl toward three o'clock in the mornlni-. aDI although he did not stop on tbo way I uulJr reaenen me steps situated to the a east tue Mlla atlonalo nt thtrtv-five roluuteu past seven o'clock in the oveulng, - 1,10 w"'a Rnii uroug current having delayed l'rh. several hours on .the way. He was lot. In loweil several steamers bearing the - vmericati nag, and landed in presence of ' lctor l'-manuel and a largo number of or 8l'Cctators. 1 - xj,e crouud is bare n sunt, nml i. .. I. " ----- -, w Jl j - he planted to advnntni.,,. V. .n.,. i. . I cats any too early, nor Is It possible to get I. ..., ". .... lu"""o iut o'" "- vhiiuuij ttauv ' iuu many oi tutm in a 111! ge a,e tls ... V, 1 ... 1 I MW uuyuunir euner. nml ythlng either, and I thai li wlmrn nnrmAiia i..AAt t . .,v.w v-vt wwu4 j'tVUt W-UC9 m 1