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BLOOMSBURG. PA., FRIDAY, MARCH 9. 1877.
THK COLUMBIAN, VOL. XI, NO.
COLUMBIA DEM0GH AT, VOL. XL1I, NO, t
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Columbia County Official Directory.
l'ruU'nt In Ije William lilivoll.
Aiji'Utc.IiiJjft-lrain nerr, M.D. Hushes.
t , u.utar., SC. -11. Frank Zarr.
OurtitaiijMiiuT-s. N. Walker.
t ru it z itJMrJ.'r-Wlllla'nson il, Jacoby.
outrlit Attjrnsy John M. Clark.
ia-rlii-
M i.-v.i or -lino Datvltt.
Tr .iiiror-ur II. W. stcReynolds.
j n nmiiiers-jotin Herner, S. W. Mcllenry,
'cj'n'nt'iV'anv'Clork-WIlllam Kilckbaum.
A uitJiM-iI. V. ll. Kline. 1. 11. Casey, K.Il. Brown.
C ifjcur-llliirloio. Murpti .
MryOjn aim jhers -Jacob II. Frlti, William II.
omt- Siprlnten1ent-W.llara II. Snyder.
HUjiiPjjr l)lrlct-l)lrector9-o. P. Knt, Sco't,
Va. ICrinir. niJiniir aLd TUomaa CreTellng,
Ino t. 0. 1". Knt, Secretary.
BloDmsburg Official Directory.
lilooni'iurj ll.nkln?Co:npinv Joun .Funslon,
rrmi icn , ii. ii. ro -iu'-i. ,
Fn .V i 1 jii U II ink -Charles it. Pan on, rrealdent
1. 1". Pilitln, u.iililer. ... ,,
r, I'Kiihri nrvini, Mu ual Havlnir I una anil Loan
isii-ll lon-i:. II. Lille, Prcslden , C. W. Miller,
' mm' n'o'irif llullillni anil savin? Kunrt asoclaMon
Ill ivni'riri Mil ual Sivln'X Film! Asaoola lon-J.
cnuncn Dinr.cToiiY.
DPTlT CII0KC1I.
Iter. .1. P. Tin In, (Supply.)
s mliwsjrviciw-l X a ! nnddXP-m.
sun l.i school -9 a. in. ,
Prayer Macllnit-Evcrjr Wcdnc?rtav evening at x
sas'froe. Tlio public are Invl ed lo attend.
ST. MATTHEW'S LUTHERAN CllCltCO.
Minis er-RCT.J. "ccron.
8 mliy Servlccfi-IO a. in. and XP. m.
i'ra er.Mee Ing-Kvery We Jnosday evenln-: at 6
seat free. So pews r"n 'd. All nre welcome.
piiE3tiTTitnui cut-Ren.
Mlnli cr-llev. Stuart Ml "hell.
, S in Uy Services- oj a. i... and c,t p. m.
Siin lav s,'1hw1-3 a. in.
Pi'a er Meo Im-Uvory Wednesdf evening a 0
seas' tree. No pjwa rented. Sranifers wclcomu.
METHODIST KPlSCOPAE CHCBCn.
Presiding KMer Her. N. S. nuckln4nam.
Ml'iH er-uev. .1. s. Mc.Murray.
Sand iv Scrvlccs-1 K and tu . m.
Sunda- school- p. in. . ,,!.
IlIDlu Class -llrcr .Muml.iv cvenlne a ev o clock
l-.mn'i Men's I'm cr Moo In-f-Kvcrv Tuesda
cvcnin.ru fl'tf o'clock. . ,
oener il Prayer Mellns-nvcry Thursday evening
; o'clock.
nBFORMKh cncacit.
Corner of Third and Iron streets.
i'aitor-llev. (1. 1). Hurler.
iteitlencs-C'ntr.il lloai.
sund ly servlces-ie; a. m. and 7 p. m.
3UI1U.1V HCIl'IOl j a. 111.
nusiNEfes oAuns.
JQIt. A. L. TURNER,
HcsiJcncc on Market Street one door below
D. J. Waller's.
Ofrice over Klrtm's 1)ru? store. Orflce hours from
1 to 4 p. m. for treatment of diseases of the Eye, Ear
nun i nroill.
All call" night or day promptly attended to.
Apr.sa'is-tf
TTvIt. J. C. ItUTTER,
PIITSlCIANiSDROKON,
Oftlce, North Market street,
ilar.JVf 7 Bloomsburg, Pa.
E. ORV1S,
ATTOtlNEY.AT-LAW.
OFEicK-Itoom No. 1, ' Columbian" Butldlnc.
Sept. 18,1670.
THE LUNGS
TT'NORK & niTTEN'RENDEK.
A T T 0 P. X E Y-A T-L A W,
ni.ooMsrutno, pa.
omce. Ilartinan's Block, corner Main and Market
streets Oct. 8, '76
p W. MILLER,
ATTOItNEY-AT-LAW
Ofllce In Ttrower's building, second floor, room No.
I.
nioomsburg, Pa.-Julyl,18-y
K, V, I CNK L. I. WALLER.
FUNK & WALLER,
Attok noy s-af Ijiw,
BLOOMSnURO, PA.
ortlco In colcmbias Bcilhino. Jan. 19, "77-ly
Poetical.
A ClINULXSKI) NOVEL
cmr.i.
A winning wile,
A sunny smile,
A feather i
A tiny talk,
A plf.nai.t walk
Together.
cnir. it.
A little doubt,
A playful pout,
Crprl lous,
A merry miss,
A stolen kl,
Delicious I
crur. in.
You aik mamma,
Consult papa,'
With pleasure.
And both repent
This rash event,
At leisure.
BSCIiB TtEMUS'S REVIVAL HYMN.
c.
P. & W.J. BUCK A LEW,
ATTORNEYS-ATLAW,
Bloomsbiirg, ra.
ntnee on Main Street, first door below Courtllouse
.ar.o,74 y
FJ f7& j7M. CLARK,
ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW,
omce In Knt s Building.
Bloomsburg, Pa.
April io,'n-y
k.1
. CREVEMNO SMITH. BERVET KWIKO SMITH.
CREVELINO SMITH A SON,
ATTORNKYS-AT-LAW,
Bloomsburg, Pa.
ifAll iilnes entrusted to our care will recleve
nvompt attention. jui) J
I'rayer Meeting Saturday, 7 p. m.
All are lnvlteif Tliero Is always room.
ST. TACL'S CHURCH.
Sector .
sund.iv Servlces-in a. ra., 6'f p. m.
Sunday School 0 u. m.
First Sun lav in tlio month, Holy communion.
Service preparatory to communion on Irrianj
evening bolore the st Sunday In each month.
Pews rented! but everj bod v welcome.
EVANGELICAL CUCRCH.
rrcsldlng l.'lder-ltev. A. L. Iieeser.
samlasrvoiVp.'in.l'in' the Iron stieet Church.
I'm it Meeting-livery Sabbath at t p. m.
All are InMted. Allure welcome.
TnEcnuiiciiopcnRisT.
Meets In "the little Brick rhnrch on the ulll,"-
kiiown ns the Wolsli IlaptM cuuru-uu noes "-vi.
eaite-?ular02i ecllng for worship, every Lord's day at
"."iseand fhe public arc cordially Invited to
attend.
I1LOOMSI1URG DIHIJCTl'
nfimni. mmri!K l.lfinl:. iimt minted onil
N ..,.ni iwnnii m Knnll lacks, ou hand and
iSrsaleiitthoCOLCMBiAiionicc. feu 1st, IS7J
TH.U'K DKKDS. (in l'ardii.i.'iil nnil Linen
l-C nnn,.nnn nnrl f.tr AllmtnlS miOrU.
tirs mid trustees, for salu cheap at tho colcmdias
onice.
TV I ARItlAiirci:R'ni'ICATi:S i;wtrrinlHl
II and for sale at mo i oi.ujibiak uimi.-. ""'"
lers of the (lonp 'A and .luitlces should supply them
selves with thebo necessary articles.
"TUSTICES anil Cointable' Kce-Hills for pale
I at the Columbian omce. ihl-j v""'"":
re ct" d fees us establMied by the last Act of the Leg.
"atiiri upon the subject. Every Justice and Con
ctahle Hhould hnvn onr
TfENnUE NOTES just printed and for sale
V cheap at tho Columbian onice.
F.
E.1
BILLMEYER,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
OrncE-AdJolnlng C. R. t W. J. Bnckalew.
1'Joomsburg, Pa.
Apr. U.s-ly.
r. n. little. soaT. umi.
U. & R. R. LITTLE,
ATTORN EYS-AT-LA W,
Bloomsburg, Pa.
nr Business before the U. s. rate nt Oftlce attended
to. onice In the columblon Building. ly-ss
DROCKWAY & ELWELL,
A T TO It N E Y S-A T-L A W,
Columbian BciLniNO, Bloomsburg, Pa.
Members of the United stales Law Association.
collections maae in any pari, w Amcii
-yiLLUMBRYSON,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
CONSUMPTION.
Hits distressing and dangerous complaint and Its
premonitory svmptoms, nelected couzh, night
awe its. hoarseness wasting flesh fever permanent
Iv cured by Dr. "Bwaj ne'a compound syrup of Wild
Clierri ."
BROCHITls-a rrcmonttor of l'ulmonnry Con.
sumntlop. Is charaeterl7edliy Catarrh or innamatlon
of the mucuous membrane nt tho air passages,
hoarseness, pains m the chest For all Bronchial
anectlons, soro threat, loss of voice, coughs,
DR. S WAYNE'S
Compound Syrup of Wild Cherry
IS A SOVKKFIQN REMKbV.
Itommorrhoge or spilling of blood, mav proceed
from the larmx, trachla. bronchia or lungs, and
arlMi from various causes, aunduephjslcnlcxertlon,
plethora funnel's ot the vessels, weak lurgs, over
ttrulnlngof the olce, suppressed evacuation, ob
struction of the spleen or liver, ic.
t- SWAVNE'S
Ccmpe.nd Syrup of Wild Cherry
strlkis at the rnct ntdltesfe by purlfjlrglhe blood,
rectiirlng the liver and Mdoeys to heallhy action, lu-
vtiwAralltiff ll,n npt vnns R Ktpln.
lis n nrvelt us pocr not only over every chronic
disc fc where a gradual alterative nctlnn Is needed.
Under its use the rough Is loosened, the nleht
sweats diminisneci, mo pin uDsiues. inn puisu n
tiirim rn us ntnrnl standard, tpestomach Is imrrov-
ed In Its power to digest and assimilate the food and
n.fri nrirnn tins ft nurer and better ntlatltv of blood
I supplied to It, out of which new recreative and plas-
lie innierini is inline
nil- sWATNiterailuated at one of the test Modi-
rl rnlti-o-ps tn tho IT. .. end was entrnired In an ac
tive practice for many ears, thus guaranteeing that
his preparations are prepared upon Mrlctly scientific
principles.
Reliable, Evidence.
HOME TESTIMONY.
n Kwivwv . tlpar -tr! 1 feel It to to due to VOll
nnd surrertng humnnlty to clve the following lesll
monv respecting tho wonderful curntlie pnversof
your Compound "irupof wild Cherry and Snrsnpa.
rlim and Tur Mils. 1 wesaffll'tel with a vlilent
cough, rains In the sld end breast, night siveats,
gone, nnd mv ftcraarii so very weak that mi phj sl
clan was nt a loss t know what to do tor mc.'ns er.
ervihlngl iwdln theshapn'f muliclne was reject
ed s tpit oirrerenf. times a pint I blood I rctnnlned
rorrecnipsin intsawiui cunoiuon, huu iiu,i; ui,n
hopes of ever recovering, tlhls lime .1011 room
mendert the use of your svrup and 1 Ills, which lm
mrdtsteJ' Isgan to sooihe, comfort and nllayllio
violence of the couch. Ftrcnglhencl and healed
iitr,i-i lnshort.. it has madea perfect curnof .-nrt.
anrinmn.iw atle to pursue mv ilatlv la'ior. l, , ,. . . h, ,
Mir.nn n All r.T mi. III., TrllTll Or I Ilfl l"l, ! 1. 1' -rt II" ' "
will please ca 1 on or address me, at the facto.-. , An" deTalnidls w In s blow far an' blow strong ;
EDWAimil. IIAVSON,
Tlnglneer of Oeo. sweeney'-J Potterr.
Iiptge oad. below allace, riilla.
nrfroit pnrs lmve etnnsed. nnd Mr. Itnmson stltl
ren.nlns a'hearti man to this day -September soth,
ists.
PnTSinANS HKCOUMEND IT.
Dr. Thomas . I. B. Rhoads. Boertown, Berks Co.,
Pa., write" : Your compound bj run of wi a cnerry
"Reud It," stio sld, nloiid, bunding tlie
miiI to her father "I want you to sco if I
im ton exlravflgnnt."
Ilcr father betrayed no emotion while In
end, but said
"You nre pretty extravagant, Carrie. I
.tippuse you think your father is mado ol
money j" nnd ho arojennd went to the wash
stand, which wns in a dark cornrr.
Once there he glanced toward the bust,
mil that glance confirmed bis daughter's ex
Iranrd nnrv statement.
When he came back to his scat, Carrie
saw that tbe eyes were gone.
Then, leaning towards her father, she said
in a low tone
"You sec it is as I said. I havo thought
of a plan, however, by which we can both
escape. You would bo perfectly helpless in
an affray of any kind on account of your
Inme.lerr, sy I must try to save us ooth."
prauK out utnl rushed to my assistance. 1
uust have been almost insensible, for I had
tu bo carried In by tho landlord, I was giv
n warm drinks until I fully recovered, and
vas able to relate my story. I told them my
suspicions nnd my fears, and this gentleman
here Carrie paused, and turning to a fine
looking man near her, said, "Mr. James, by
his ready belief in vrhat I told, and energy
and spirit In arousjug the sheriff and his
men, has been the main cause in bringing
assistance.''
Mr. Spencer grasped tho young man's
baud and thanked him,
'Your plan succeeded admirably, Carrie,"
he said, nnd advancing to tbe wnshstand be
took out the money-belt, saying, "My mon
ey is all right, as you see."
Tlio landlord quivered with rage as he tan
how completely he had been defeated,
I.
Oh 1 whar thill wo go w'en do great day comes,
Wld do blowin1 uv do trumplts an' do bangln' uv do
drums t
How many po' sinners 'II bo cotci.ed out late.
An' Uoe'no latch to do goldln' gate t
No nso fer ter wait 'twell to-morrer
Be sun mus'nt set on yo' sorrer.
sin's ei sharp ei a bamboo brier
Oh, Lord I fetch do mo'ners np higher t
II.
crown?
Wha's a gwlnn ferter stou' stiff-kneed an' bol",
An' answer to dere name at deca'luV,uvdo roilt
You botte r come now et you eomln'
Old Satan Is loose an' a bummln'
lie wheels uv dlstrucshun Is a hummtn'
Oh, come along, sinner, ct you comln'.
Ill
As the men began to search the room, the
Then, followed a whispered consultation, landbrd protested his innocence, declaring
during which Carrie kept her eyes flxed on that tbey bad no tight to bold him or his
he bust i but tho cUtterinc orbs had not men prisoners, or to search his house.
comeback. Breaking open tho door nbove which was
As she concluded, Carrie went to the win- tho bust, the men rushed in
dow, threw it up, and looked out. Beckon- The room was empty, savo a long ladder
ing to her father who came, she said, or which reached a shelf above the door. A
rather whispered bole abovo tho shelf disclosed tho bust to be
"You seo this shed, father 1 Well, thev broken in half, so that a man could easily,
will probably como up on it aud get through climb up the ladder, get on tho shell, thrust
the window. I do not think they will mako his head into tho bust, which was large
the attack before twelve, 86 I will get out ot enough for nn ordinary-sized man's head,
this window, jump from tho shed, go to tbe and see alt that was going on, m tho adjoin
barn and, take our horse, ard go to S for ing room,
help," This certainly looked suspicious, but ab-
Flinging a wrap over her slight figure.she noluto proof wais yet wanting.
un returning to the mom occupied by Mr.
I esteem ver highly : hae been selling nnd r com
mending 11 10 my rnuenisiur uimiy jrurs uu 11, wt
wna nmvpK enli aeious In obstinate courh". bron-
Miiai o,,.i tiiitiimnti. ni niTeetirna It has made some,
remarkable cures In this wet Ion, and I consider It
the best remedy wllh which I am acquainted.
ip,rn .1. Hit nm.i M lur i mil. nuiu ur vuur
druggist, wo will forward halt dozen by express,
fn.intit naiA on rprr1nt. of mice. I
nJlesciibesiraptoms in all communications, and I
address letters' to DH.SWAYNE MiN. aso North I
Mi'h street, Philadelphia. No charge will bo mado 1
for advice, hold by druggists and dealers inineui-
Clues generally.
Centralis, Ta.
rib 18, TU-ly.
MISCELLANEOUS.
II 0 W E L L,
DENTIST.
LiVBB COMPLAINT
That dreaded olst as e.trom hlch so many person
BUfTer, Is frequently the causo of
Headache, Indioestion, DvsrErsu,
Is speedily re.leied, and are often permanently cured
uy
Swayne's Tar ana Sarsapanlla Pills.
iToreria nrn often nreintiri hv tho uc of these
Parsaporllla PUN, as Ihey carry off.through the blood
Wen do nashuns uv do eart Is a stannln' all axnun',
Wha'aagnlaourbochooscn fer ter war de glory embraced her father tenderly, and bidding
irnnnl I.-' .
liini not to.worry over lier,she jumped light'
ly out on the shed nnd disappeared,
Mr Hlcncer watched her fur a while.lhcn
closing the window, took out a watch, saw
that it was nine o'clock, and proceeded to
work.
He first covered up the fire, blew out tin
liplit, rolled tip a blanket, with which he
made a dummy. This he placed in the bed
which his daughter was to occupy.
Then be sat down and waited oh ! how
anxiously.
Ten, fifteen, twenty minutes, went by, nnd
no sound camo from the vicinity of the
barn.
Taking off his boots, ho crept noiselessly
to tbe window and peered out, but he could
see nothing.
Then, creeping to the waslntand, be laid
his money belt in the drawer nnd closed it
He then threw himself on the bed, and
once more waited.
After an hour had apparently gone by
Mr. Spencer threw off his coat and vest,
tumbled up'tbe bed, hobbled to the door.un
locked it, and stepped out into the ball
Thin was alt in accordance with Carrie's
plan.
"Landlord I landlord 1" ho shouted.
Lie then went back into tho room and
noiselessly threw up the wiudow,all the time
'Jle is," asserted the old man.knltting his
shaggy brows. "And he'll die, just out or
sbeerobstlnacy, if wo don't take measure to
prevent It.'
Mrs. Gossamer stood with clasped hands,
and the color varying from rose to white and
back again on her pretty cheeks.
"I vo known just such cases," said Dr.
Mcpsley. "It's wonderful how electrically
tho mind will act on the body."
"But Doctor, how can we thwart It!
"Can't we stop the clocks t Once past the
hour of doom and the danger is reduced
twenty per cent."
"We could do that," said Mrs. Gossamer,
doubtfully, "but he always keeps his chro
nometer watch under his pillow. '
"Confusion sclxe his chronometer watch ! '
growled the physician. "Suppose we set the
house on fire at a quarter of eight precisely?
That little spurt of a blaze will do no barm,
dear, except to set Gossamer to trotting
about pretty lively t"
"Oh, Doctor I I wouldn't dare," faltered
Mrs. Gossamer. ''It's a block of houses,
you know; there's no telling what might
happen !'
"Then there's no help for It," said the
doctor, nodding his head like a Japanese
idol. ''Yon must elope I"
'T, Doctor."
"Yes, you, Mrs. Gossamer I"
An, Abertom's buzzum Is saf an' It's wide,
An' dat'a de place whar dc sluneis oughtcr hldo 1
No se ter be stoppln' an' a lookln',
IX Tot. fool wld Satan y nu'U git Look In,
Youll hang on de edge an' git shook In,
Ef ou keep on a stoppln' an1 u lookin'.
IV.
De time Is right now an' dls here's de place
Let, de solTashnn son thine squar' In yo' face,
fight de battles uv de Lord, fight soon taHght late,
An you'll oilers One a lateh on de goldln' gate.
No use fer ter wait twell to morrer,
Be sun mus'n't set on J e' sorrer,
Sin's ez sharp ez a bamboo brier
Ax de Lord ter ter fetch you up higher.
Atlanta Cbnititulion.
Miscellaneous.
A 11UAYK GIRL.
In the winter of 1842, a gentleman and
his daughter, a young lady, while traveling
tnroiign winauu, arriveu aoout n.gni an ft 8bouting fnr the andlord.
un uiu lusuiutieu luvcru. iuc geiiiicuiitu
concluded to stop there instead of going on
to the villago of S , which was ten
BOOTS AND SHOES.
Office In Hartman's Block, second floor, corner
Main and ilarket Streets,
BLOOMSBURG, PA,
May JU-ly.
TROWN'8 HOTEL, Bloom-burp, Yt., li.
I l stohner, rropneior. nttuiiimuu.uvua ...
cfuss. l.S3 la i fi.oo per day. Restaurant attached.
October , Iti-tt
Fevers are often preiented hytho u'e ot these
iiirt imnnrlilpR from which ihev arise, i or Costive-
ness there is nounng so enecmaiasawayue s-iar
and Sarsnparllla Pills.
They are purely egeiauie.anu net speeiunj on iuu
i.iver as i uie .uasa or taiumei. niiuuuLuuj uuuic-
suits rrem taking.
Address letters to DR. SWAYNR SON. Phi ade -
. 'n M.nM-f-.rirlM Unrh. m. nn r.relnt
of price. Price hi cents a box; live boxes lor ll. Ask was quite lame, so much so that he was ob-
miles distant, and which they had thought
to reach.
The daughter Carrie expressed her wil
lingness, as the tavern presented a comforta
ble appearance, and they alighted, when it
was plainly to be seeu that the gentleman
171 M KNORR, Dealer in Hoots nnu nnoes i .m, uuiBiiLiip uu.i mm i.uv.,u......
Vi . lntnst and best S'yles. corner Main and Jiarkei
streets, in tuo old posi omce,
CLOCKS. WATCHES, tC.
n. x
Vetvlng Machines and Machinery cf all kinds re
paired. OfERA HOUSE Building, liioomsourg, in.
octt.isiy
liged to use a cane.
The landlord came out, and calling a boy
to take the horse and sleigh to the barn, he
ushered Mr. Spencer and his daughter into
n pleasant sitting-room, whero a bright fire
was burning on the hearth, which proved
That worthy came flying up the stairs,and
late ai it was, he was still dressrd.
"Oh, landlord!" gasped Mr.8pencer, rush
ing toward him, "I have been robbed; my,
money, is gone 1"
"Gonel" echoed the landlord in dismay.
"Who could have ttolcn it I" groaned Mr
Spencer. "I have five thousand dollars in a
belt, and it is gone stolen 1"
Thedandlord lit the candle and looked
around, chagrin depicted on every fea
ture,
Spencer, they searched every nook and cor
ner.
fiuddenly Carrie and Mr. James, who had
be-n standing by tho fireplace, gave a loud
cry, for on cloan examination they had found
putd of blood on the bricks which formed
the Hearth.
They began to pull upithe bricks, which
proved loose, when Carrie, feeling faint.gave
way to the sheriff and his men, who soon
had them all pulled up, when a carity was
disclosed containing the b)dy of a gentleman
whom Mr. James and the sheriff remembered
to have stopped at S three days before.
The evidence was conclusive.
The landlord nnd his confederates were
well guarded through the night, and tho
next day they were lodged in jail, where in
due time they were sentenced and suffered
the extreme penalty of the law.
The Hour of Doom.
01 MR. OOSSAMER'8 HREAM9.
"It's an omen," said Mr. Gossamer; "a
regular presentiment, and I feel it my duty
to accept it as such I"
"My love, how can you talk so?" said Mrs.
Gossamer, who was a little suowdrop of a
woman, some twenty years younger than
"George Gordon Gossamer, Esquire," as the
direction read on the backs of his letters.
"Fiddlesticks I" said Dr. Mopsley, who
was the family physician of the house
hold of Gossamer.
"I tell you I've dreamed it three times I"
said Mr. Gossamer, laying his head resign
edly back among the pillows of his easy
chair. "Three times I And the third time
I waked up all in a cold bath of perspira
tion I"
"Best thing that could happen to you,"
said Dr. Mnpaley.
"In a sanitary point of view, perhaps,"
It was the evening of the tenth of June;
the clocks were jnst striking six a good
many of tbem, too, for Mr. Gossamer had
rather a mania on the subject of clocks, and
kept one in nearly every room in the
house.
lie listened with a sort of gloomy satis
faction to their multitudinous clang and
jingl
"Tho last time I shall ever hear them
strike six I" said he. "That one In the li
brary is four seconds behind the rest 1
ahoutd have liked to set it ; but I fear I'm
not quite strong enough, "Ah I well-adayl
time will soon be a matterof small conse
quence to me ! And speaking of time I
wpnder where Matilda is?
Boston has only one fault to find with
Moody, and that Is that "his unculchawed
mannahs and bawbawrous vuhbal enuncia
tions seem to be rathaw exnggahrated thai
modified by contact with ahighahculchaw."
And Mf. Moody says "he likes Bostun good
enough, but they talk the worst English
there he ever heard". Burlington Jlatck'
tije.
People with false noses should not take
Turkish baths. A man in San Francisco
who had .subjected himself to tho hes-t of
one, found his nose, on coming out, puck-
ered, blistered, bulged, and shapeless. India-rubber
and gum had entered Into its com
position. Being unable to detach the nose,
the man was compelled to return to Paris,
where it had been manufactured, for a new
proboscis.
In Reading they arc discussing the ques
tion, "Are prettels intoxicating?" The Sun
day Jinieie, without being able to say that
they will produco inebriation, thinks "they
would be open to less objection and attain a
higher moral character in the community
were they made straight. Since, as tbey are
at present constructed, they frequently im
part a portion of their crookedness to him
who partakes thereof'.
Prof. E. B. Taylor said, in a recent lec
ture "on the Philosophy of Langnage," at
the London Institution' "Should tbe ex
traordinary increase of English-speaking
people continue at existing ratio, there will
in twenty years be 860,000,000 of them, as
against 80,000.000 of French or German.
The English language bids fair to over
whelm all others.
A Plais Proposition. Young Mr.
Loveberry fell asleep in tho barber's chair
last evening. When the razor man finished
his work and shook up his customer, be re
marked sympathetically and respectfully t
"fire!, Mr. Loveberry?" "Tiled, shir, Ur-
ed?" replied the yonog gentleman with
dignity. "No, shir. Can't you shee I'm
drunk, you (hie) you ijlt?"
As the car sped up Shawmut avenue his
Just at that moment Ann came in with a arm ,.,. to steal arouud her waist and his
tray containing tea and toast, and a saucer h,ett,i inclined lovingly, unconscious ofob-
of early strawberries. I a.rv,itlnn. Just as the car annroached Saw-
"Wheresyour mtstresi, Ann 7" uemana- trcet tHe conductor thrust his head in.
ea tne invaua, miner peiuianny. 8lde aud touted "Saw-yer," close to Hay
In reply to this, Ann dropped her tray, ad.a hefl(i. Tu(1 latter hastily drawiu
and screwed ttiecoraerot ner pint caiic h mal!'f into otm indignantly remarked.
apron into her eyes. ..you needatt er howled it thro' the car if
I ran t help it, sir, she said in a tone
between a bowl and a whine. "I wasn't a
listenin' sir ; but I could help a hearin' it!
And I wouldn't a believed it of missus, so I
wouldn't."
"Woman, what do you mean?" demanded
Mr. Gossamer, sitting up in his cbair, and
staring very hard at her.
"It ain't my fault, sir I"
"What isn't your fault?'
"That that she's gone and run away with
the doctor !"
"You're a fool I" said Mr. Gossamer,
Irately,
"I heard It with my own ears," blubbered
Ann. "A carriage, to be waiting at the end
of the street at half past six precisely. And
Dr. Mopsley's'in it ! And my missus, she
cried and says, poor dear husband as needs
her ! And he says ho wouldn't need her
much longer, and "
"111 not endurit this!" roared out Mr. Gos
earner springing to his feet with a nimble'
ness that was astounding' in an invalid,
you did; we're engaged!" and the rest of
the passengers set their faces toward ths
driver and grinned. Boston Commercial
Bulletin.
A curious plant has been discovered la
Nicaragua. It U called the "Phytologic
Eleclris." It possesses strong electro mag
netic qualities. The hand Is lamed by
touching it, and the magnetic influence is
felt to a distance of eight feet. The mag
netic needle is disturbed, and the nearer
the middle of the plant Is approached the
stronger becomes the agitation, until finally
it assumes a circular movement. The In
tensity of the phenomenon varies according
to the time of day, and at night is scarcely
perceptible. It reaches its highest point
about two o'clock in the day. Stormy
ivealher increases its activity. No insect or
birds are seen on it.
ihQc!.
I? civil iV. Dealer in Clocks. Watches
and Jewelry, Main St., Just below the Central
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
CO. BARK LE If. Attorneyat-Law. Oflio
, in lirower's building, snd story, Rooms its.
jct. 15, "75.
T"v R. WM. M
i clan, omce S. E.
streets.
REBER, Surgeon and I'hysi-
corner hock uuuaiiu.ci
rll, EVANS, M. I., Surgeon and Fhysi
. clan, (onice and Residence on Third street,
coriior Jefferson.
J I!. McKELVY, M. D., Surgeon and Thy
. slclan, north side Main street, below Market.
Office
11. ROHISON, Attorney-at-I-aw.
In Ilartman'B buUdlng, Main street.
I T TIlnRNTlir
IS. untiM nnnnnnm to thft CtttzenS Of BlOOmS-
burg and vicinity that he has Just received a fuR and
compieiu ussuruurut vk
WALL PAPER, WINDOW SHADES,
FIXTURES, COEDS, TASSELS,
and all other goods In his line of business. All the
newest and most approved patterns of the day are
always to be found in his estabUshment, Main street,
helow Market. . 8'
jrXCHANQE HOTEL,
Upposllv tlio Court House,
I1LOOM8BURU, PA.
The Larqest and Best In aU respects Ln the county
W. B. KOONS.
Oct. S.IMj Proprietor.
Why don't you wake your daughter,slr?" unwillingly admitted Mr. Gossamer. "But "Six o'clock I And I've two good hours yet.
h nuestioncd I look at these matters from a psychologic- What sort of a carriage was it then ?'
m. gn.n., i,,,rMo tn her herl. I al standpoint ! I am a philosopher! "The doctor's brougham, sir a chok'lat
Ttrriimr Pllen . was burning on the hearth, which proved ,. ' ; . , ,, , , . I v ,.ntro ,,nt snld TV nrnnqiB nif ,w !tl, vnlUr .trim. arnnnitrikndr.'
n i . . . . i --unrriei lie caneu. uui. iiu ausnvi vuu.v , i . 1 j i , j 1 -j
is eeneraliv preceded by a moisture, like pcrsplra- very acceptable to our travelers, who Had J,h.ilnii1.j ,.,Ml.i1i, you'd not get such absurd cob- "Callmea cab, Ann ! And tell John to
tlou. distressing iicuing, as tuougn pin worms were t,een in tne sieign since morning. .i , i : i webs nto vnur brain "
crawling ln or about the rectum, particularly at , " ... . , , . saw the dummy, and cried weos inio jnur Drain.
"Why, man, tho girl isn't there 1" -mere is a point, saia Mr. uossamer,
"What!" gasped Mr. Spencer. "Oh, I solemnly, "at'which philosophy terminates
... i, .11 i TV,- .ifci iri im rnTiW me and intuition begins I Mopslev. vo'ur' argu-
Supper was shortly announced, and after , . . . . ,on nfr , , ... ,.. menU are vajn. This day week-on the
refreshing themselves, air. bpencer and Utr- i om T waj aU her
rie returned to the cozy sitting-room, where . ,,,. f-MWe,- bv the
landlord.
"Yes, yes, here are footprints in the snow
nightwhcn undresslng.orln bed aner getting warm. "Your room will us ready by supper time
llappearslusummeras well as wlner, oftentimes , ,, , , ., j.niin-j , i.B lBf th room
showiiltBeiraroundtheprliateparts,andlsnotcou.sir, saiu tne lanuiora as no leu me room
I nne.1 tu males onlv. but Is nulte as frenuent that re-
iniiipR nro hun v mmuit-u. iiui v.uuiuii.v m iiuics ui
nreirnancv. exLenaim.' iriu lue vauina. uruviuw uia-
Iresslng almost besond i-e powers of endurance.
Cases or long smnuing, pronuunceu ineurnuie, uuve
been perrnanenuy cured by bimpiy applying
Swayne's Ointment,
HOME TESTIMONY.
1 was sorely amicwd w 1th one of tbe most dlstres-
sirnr or all olseases. Pruritus or Prurigo, or more
commonly known aa Itching Plies. The itching at
times was almost Intolerable, Increased by scratch
ing, and not unfrequentiy became quite sore. I
bought a box of swajne's ointment ; Its use gave
and went into the bar-room.
julck relief and ln a short time made a perfect cure.
Iran now Rleen undisturbed, and I would
who are suffering with this distressing complaint to
JH.
ROSENSTOCK.
Clark Wuim store, .nainsueeu
Photograrhcr, ovci i-sheaS BROWN'S INSURANCE AOEN
:, Main stieet, I 14 r,v Kxehanire Hotel. Bloomaburg. Pa,
MISCELLANEOUS.
D
AVID LOWENBEUO, Merchant Taiioi
Main u., abovo Central Hotel.
Capital.
Etna. Ins Co., of Hartford, Connecticut... 6,000,000
, Innn on flint, 90.W H.O 0
Royal of Liverpool !! JS5,C!S
Ig. (vUIIK, dealer li. Meet, Tallow, etc.,
, ccute oti eet, t etween Second aud Third.
AAniENOU WANT A FIRST-CLASS
V SUAVh ur an Ihlng lu tho TO.xboRI AL LIN t
JASIES MAUA'i BAKBliB SHOP,
THE BEST IS TOWN,
Under Eichauge Hotel, Bloombburg, To.
Oct. 13, '7 ly
Lnneflnshlrn .
Fire Association, Philadelphia.,
mertcnn of Philadelphia .. ,
tlus of Hartford
Wvomlng. of Wilkes Barre
farmers Mutual of Danville....
DanvlUe Mutual
Home, New York
Commercial Union
March te,n-y
10.000. oo I
J.100,000
1,100 rtort
600,000
S31,nri
1,000,000
78.01 l
, O.fWO
17,000,000
procure swaype B Ointment at once. 1 had Irle-u
piescrlptlons almost Innumerable, without anding
any penniuieui. reiivi.
JOEPII W. CHRIST,
VX'ta of Rosdcl Chrls Boot and Shoo Rouse, S3t
ortu sccona sircei, i niiaaeipuia.
SKIN DISEASES.
they talked and chatted until half pait
eight.
rrU... .1,An,H in iha ai,m k l.
was on the second story.ln a wing somewhat u lue 8ueo 1 ",e.u l"B .
distant from tbe main portion. opencer groaueu h.ouu.
Tho room was very long, with a high ceil- . ,0,,b
ing. On one side was a. window, on the 'r' ...... ,
other a door. For an tour ot wore' tlle "eceltful liie"
Just above the door was a bust ol KingT,reP"eaw'-cP,encer' , ,. , ,
n.t, iii "lnell tnere s no useioomng ior urr, bii,
in
Swayno's All-Healing Ointment
is alsoaspocinc Mr tetter. Itch, mt rheum, scald
Ineao, ernpeias, oaroera iicu, oiomifts u .ccoj.
cruht), cutaneous eruptions Pirfeclly aoe and
harmless, even on tne most tenaer iniaui. i rice ui
cents, or six boxes fur tus. bent by nial' to any
address on receipt of price. Prepared oi ly by
178,95S,io Dn. 8WAYNK SON, Sli N. eth St.PhUadelphla
CATAWISSA.
M, II, A11I10TT, Allorneyat-Law, Mail.
bircei,
WM. I.. EYERLY,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
Catawlssa, Pa,
Collections promptly made and remitted. Ofllce
THE "MOODY SHIRT."
MADE TO ORDER ONLY.
A PERFECT FIT GUARANTEED.
Gentlemen desiring shirts win p!ee drop us a line
nd our Agent w 111 cull and get the measurement.
iiic Biiirrui.
i. ii. AitHinv.
tllll up, 1
in t
Adure&s
iliL n,-e-iy
J, B. KNITTLE.
W. II. ABBOTT
Important to Farmers.
. and everybody In want of
LIMB, LUMBER, AND COAL.
rniTE IlKnETiSIONED. renresenling wveral
I nffhMtnnat. conservative and reliable A merl-I
ean Fire Insurance companies, would beg leave to
offer his services to tlio citizens of Bloomsburg and
vlnlnlt , requesting a reasonable snare oi me puuuc
laurunage. , ,.,
BloomRburg,.Iulv 18, 1S7S.
omce In urower's Block. ...
Julytl-tm.'
J. H. MAIZE'S
MAMMOTH
GROCERY
contains tbe latgeet tttt'k ct
TEAS, GEOCERIES
QQtEEsware, Gtoaie, Woifleiiware,
Canned rruits, Dried rruiti,
(CONFECTIONERIES, 4c.
to be found In Columbia county.
A roiillUrtn AsgnrlUlcut
always on hand. Call and examine.
Jan l, 1617,
The room was very plainly furnished,con'
talning two beds, a wash stand and a few
chairs.
Carrie took in the whole room at a glance
and it must be confessed, bad there not been
a cheerful tire burning, she would have felt
nervous about sleeping there. As it was,
the warm glow lit up the room into compar
ative cheerfulness.
While she and her father sat by the fire,
her eyes wandered to the bust above tbe
door, when she noticed that tho eye-balls
had evidently been knocked out, leaving two
empty spaces.
"Well, Carrii,"said Mr. Spencer.presently
''I think you bad better shut the door, lam
going to count my money."
A f. fn U l,n,l - i, . .1 ....
i , i. ,;.m. I.l. I. ,m Al, ; ..,o u..o ou, no UII-WUUI.B
OliU ...UV Bj Ulliiuilia H..',..VV ",, - - I , , , , , ,
treBsirg. anu no moeare is mure vuinwuu, uuu none i monrv-uen. Heavy wiiu uuis, anu procecu
less understood by 1'byHchins. Mnctenthsof the
cases ot offensive breath are occasioned by catarrh
'Srii viii.'m Culurrli llcinrilv"
CATARRH,
bYMIIOMS AND CURE.
catarrh Is an affection cf the mucus membrane of
the nose, throat, chest, ic. accompanied wllh dull
heavy headacl.c, obHxurllnn of the nasal passages,
weakeies, watery and lnflamid, backlngor cough
ing, to clear the throat, expectoration ot offensive
mailer, bmeu ana lasie are impuireu, Biiiicuup
leeungin ineueaa. mressanr plowing or inonose,
ed to count tbem,
Wliile doing so, Carrie's eye involuntarily
Is a certain and permanent cure, and warranted in ,,t,. j ,l. ,v,. , t,. , aafetv." he murmured.
every case, no ma'terhow obstinate or long stand. I "-" -v ..tu, w ..uuu. ----- -
replied the landlord.'
"Oh. but 1 must I" cried Mr. Spencer, as
he began to descend the stairway, followed
by tbe laudlord, who bad believed every
word Mr. Spencer said,
They proceeded to tho barn, followed by
the landlord's confederates.
They found the horse gont-, and her mode
of flight was easily explained.
"You may as well give her up, sir," said
the landlord consolingly.
"I suppose I may," groaned Mr. Spencer,
and they returned to the bouse.
As they left the barn he heard the land
lord whisper to one of his confederates:
"Tho job's up, Jem j we'd better let the
old man alone."
Once more entering tho room, Mr. Spen
cer threw himself on the bed nnd awaited
the return of his brave daughter.
"God bless her, nnd bring her back in
tenth of June 18, I shall be no longer in
tbe land of the living!"
"O, Gordon, don't," whimpered little Mrs.
Gossamer, retreating behind a lilac-bordered
pocket-handkerchief with a very big G
embroidered upon it.
"I can't help it," Inexorably answered
Mr. Gossamer. "Truth Is truth i'-'
"And did your dream divulge to you at
what precise hour you were to shuffle off this
mortal coil? ' jeeringly demanded Dr. Mof
ley, who wai mixing some powders at an op
posite table.
"In my dream," gravely answered Mr,
Gossamer, "the clock was visible upon yon
d
eight
late more easily I1
"Oh, Gordon?" sobbed the wife.
"Stuff and nonsense!" grunted the doctor,
re-corking one of his wide-mouthed bottles
with an energy that gave it the sound of a
unall piece of artillery.
"We shall see,' said Mr. Gossamer, loft-
come and help me on with my clothes."
"But you're a dyin' sir!"
"Not quite yet," said Mr. Gossamer,
grinding bis teeth. And he muttered
Aon hurried away "To think that Matilda
could be false to ma while I am yet in the
land of th e livlu
With the aid of John, he contrived to be
out of doors and in the carriage in less than
fifteen minutes.
"Now drive for your life," gasped be, as
be caught light of the chocolate colored
brougham rattling around the corner,
"Catch that other carriage I Don't spare the
horses I"
"All right, sir," said the cabman, with a
grin. "We'll give 'em a chase."
Daring one of the fairs in Paris, some
years ago, llaron James de iMtnscmia, was
a' patron. Chancing to pass a stand when
some pretty young ladie were installed, he
asked ln a bantering tone : "Well, my dear
What can I do for you?" "Ah, Baron,"
said one, "you cau give us your autograph."
With pleasure," replied ths gallant old
Baron, "if you preface it with an agreeable
sentiment." So the young lady, without
much ado, wrote on a dainty slip of paper i
'l hereby give to charity ten thousand
francs," and the Baron immediately signed
his name in full, and smilingly paid th
mount to the enterprising Parisian.
It Is related that General Nye was trying
a case in tne noutnern tier, tne presiding
judge being pevish and irritable, as well aa
rather dull, Gen. Nye had not only cross
examined a witness at great length, hut had
frequently put the same questions, which
the judge bad frequently ruled against as
improper. At last the patience of the judge
was exhausted, and he rebuked Gen. Nye,
and petulantly asked : "Gen. Nye, what do
Up Fifth avenue to the Park; around the I you think I am sitting here for?" ZJy
Park to the, Bloomingdaie road, where the I looked up, and with a grave countenance,
1 iv ll ' Its h nds pointed to the hour of ,t'lle of the B'Kan"e elm lay llta tlact I but a twink,e in 7e answered coolly
er wa . - P , bars athwart the mellow glow of tbe sunset.; I and composedly: "You have got mo thtr,
ight p. m ! So let it bet Unecancatcu . , , ,, , . ', ,. , , "
h 1 ., . across by King s Bridge; down the Central I time, your honor I"
As poor insane George III, was one day
breakfasting at New, the great scarcity of
beef which was then prevailing In England
became the subject of conversation. "Why
do not people plant more beef ?' asked the
King. Upon being told that beef could
not be raised from seed, he seemed still in-
"I believe," muttered the doctor, "the ..Koep a tlrT upper lip, old cent I We'll c,"lm" and took me blU of beefsteak
Boulevard ; still the chocolate brougham
contrived to l-eep just so much in advance of
them. Mr, Gossamer shouted breathless di
rections to the cabman ; he jumped up and
down in his excitement.
"Stop 'em 1" roared he ; "stop 'em !"
"Is it your daughter as the cove's runntn'
away with?" bawled the cabman hoarsely.
Ing. It can be obtained only by addressing 1)11.
kU aynk SON. S3 North Slith t-treet. PhUadel.
nnia. uea loanv aoaroBonine receiDi or me
price, one-dollar, with f ull dlrectlors for use.- also a
full account of tliecrl ln and nature of this dlstres-
fing compiflini. we repeal ii i ii is net ona nu com-
partfcnii lue oesi remeay rort aiarrneveruisroveren.
Remember I It can beobtalned only by addressing
Hit. hw 1 1NK son, aso. Norm siiiu street, rini-
lUCiiHiiu, ni,,, n iuiiimuif, .vo mo wiiu, ,k.v ...
the bauds of dealers, the same as we donur other
preparations, ln writing for our "Catarrh Remedy"
plare atnte ou sow this advertlumei.t In the "Co
lumbian" Bloomsburg.
and astonishment, in place of the two empty
spaces where two glittering' eyes greedily
watching every movement- ot her father.
The young girl could hardly repress a
scream ; but controlllng'herself, she looked
towards the nre, while her father1 went on
counting a large roll of bills.
"I must have been mistaken," thought the
fair girl. "What could wake me have such
Meanwhile all grew still, and the hours
rolled by.
The tire iiad been raked up and crackled
merrily. Tho oyes were not looking from
the bust; they had vidently disappeared
for tbe niglt.
At last, after whnt seemed an age to the
anxious watcher, ho heard a loud knock on
the front entrance, and the minutes after
man would rattier absolutely die outright
than be proved iu tho wrong! Here, Mrs.
Gossamer."
"Yes, Doctor!" The little pink.flushed
face, with two small river-channels ot tears
on either side, emerged from behind the
eclipse of cambric pocket-handkerchief.
"You will be good enough to see that your
husband takes these powders at intervals of
two hours all day, and"
"Powders are of no avail," ominously in
terrupted the patient.
"But my professional reputation is of
some value, I suppose," said the doctor
sharply.
Why Dye ?
a strange fancy, though?" she continued, ward beard the landlord stumbltt to the front
glancing again at the bust. I door. Then followed a confused jumble of
The eyes were still there two burning curses and struggles, then the rush of many
savage eyes, that brightened as Mr, Spencer feet up the long hall and stairway.
went on counting. Tho next minute tho donr was thrown
"Good heavens I" thought Carrie, "what open and his daughter rushed In, followed
shall we do? We are evidently in a den of by the ofllcers, who dragged in the landlord
Np mailer Loir dray or llur.h tbe
an&wb&a'p original color thlevfi, and will get murdered for my poor and his confederates.
London uair color Xeitorer. i - - .,. ..UHj lamerr sue cried, "you are sale,
London
London
London
lndon
To ibe WorUlna- flnM.-We are now prepared to uS.0oa
lrnlsh aU classes with constant employment al JSrtnR
furnish au Classes wnn consiajn rmpiuymrut i i inndon
home, the wui le or me iwir, or ior i unr .purr uiv-1 London
IVUUIUIC. l-ixu .....Hnn
pent, in . i wr i
mi-Mi, nusiness new. light and pi
of either tex easily earn from tk
We have erected kUna at or near the Taper Mlll.on
tbeD.ll.tW.lt- R. and are now prepared tn sell
imaotierv returnable tirlces and of good Quality,
Orders by tho car proinp1 y nuea ana snippeu 10 cvcnintr, ann a pruporiiuii.i .umi uj uriuiiun mm
"CstatlonLtlVVve SS St attM g.?noTce
A full line ol LUlIUEii, or au , vvrecu
or In the rough, shlng'es, Lath and
bill Timber to which we Invite
A Reinw'y to Rein
state tbe Human Ilalr
in a'l Its youthful
color, lustre, softness
and beauty,
til iierxonsi lio tuplro to Ilt'iiuty
naiurai UV-VVT3P,.,. "o -.... ,.j uwuj um uvth i , -neglected
unllllt has become thin, gray or cnUrely if, ft,..
Hair Restorer now to communicate tuelr danger to her safe!" snd throwing her arms around his nnu B' me ine raisins ior tne pudding!"
HufKreM "IIoW Ca" 1 tMnk of Pudding?' said
ii"? ii""!?? rrle coum DOt ,hl"6, Budden,y brV The sbcrlfr and his' posse of men held the uamer, iiyaiencaiiy ; but her bus-
Hair Restorer Idea came to her. landlord and bis confederate in vica-llke band raised his hand serenely.
"Father," she said aloud, "let me take a grasp, while Carrie related the adventures of " lovot" 8lW ho' "Let none f
card and pencil, I wish to make a memoran- her perilous ride. dally dutle r llre be Ufglected on my ac
Hair Restorer
Hair Restorer
Hair Restorer
dum of some items I wish to purchase In
the attention of custo
mers.
irders received and flUod for all kinds of Fimilt
1 -t . . l.iialn... vahnnjttn mAHtt
f StrlCJ auemiuu u u- - - --k-
lUHtviuu'iv! -wTnvnr I. t. innrvi-r
is. 8Plea worth tl
mav send their address, and tost 'he business we
trouble of writing. Full particulars, samples worth naturesipsaea. una uurvmrw ueaiuiy ana eaiunu
make , this uaparalled offen ..ch a, are not well neglectea iSiflgigwgSr Hr father handed them to her.after stow-
satUffed we will send one dollar to pay for tbe
trouble, ot writing. Full nartlculara. aamnlea worth
several dollars to commence work on, and a copy of
log away his belt. Carrie wrote, tr'embling-
HDtne and Fireside, ene of the largest and besl Itchy, scaly erupuonj on the acaip, making it white I ly, In a One band
nmutrntpH I'nh leatlons. allaentrrefl bv man. 1'eaa- I ana cieau, mu ,uouhuB ..u.unnu. iiumiiiii uair i ,t..t j . ,
er. U i ou want permanent, pronuble work, address in its natural joitiilui color. I Trice n cents, iTln- "mer, uu uot oo irigntened ) we are In
ueorge nunson s uc, roruana, aie.
bcdu a, -n.-iim.
SOLD BY ALL DBUGGISTS.
juaeMlwy
color, thicken the hair, cures dandruff and all
catch 'em, or we'll know the reason why I
Geo-o-ee up, Dobbin I"
It was race-night. There was a block of
carriages on the Bridge at Macomb's Dam ;
the wheel of the cab got neatly locked in
that of the chocolate brougham 1
"Villain I" shouted Gossamer,tbrustiug his
head into the very face of Dr. Mopsley ,who
sat chuckling inside. "I have caught
you I"
And the big bell struck eight 1
"Hey! Hallo I" cried out the doctor.
"So you're not dead I''
"Vojol" bellowed Gossamer, "and I
ilnn't mpin tn Hi a until T'va marlA m
"0,1 don't mind taking sny amount of Lbe neight of an injured bLubund'a wrath.
W here is she ?'' aud he stared around the
limited dimensions of the coupe.
"Where is who?"
"My wife."
"At my bouse with Mrs. Mopsley."
"Hasn't she been with you?"
"No, sho hasn't I Don't be a fool man 1
This drive has been the beat thing going for
you I Feel like a different person, eh ? I
thought so. Go home ; sleep well ; nnd to
morrow you'll bo quite ready to pardon our
little strategem."
"But my wife?"
"You'll find her waiting for yo at home.
uy me uuia you get mere r
So tho bour of doom nasse.1 Tit m,l r.
. - r . . 1 -;i .
Anu airs, uossamer uurrying across tbe Gossamer is alive yet. Aud be has fonrlv.n
" v .v. ,vv, nnu m, ur, Aiopsiey lor tne elopement that wasn't
""P-'16- any elopement after all. Aa for droamln.
L-l I.e. n. ... ..
u una icu on tnat practice.
and went into tbe garden and planted tbem.
The next morning he went out to see If it
had sprouted, and found some snails. Think-
lug they were oxen he was heard crylngout:
"Here they are 1 Here they are, Charlotte
horns and nil I '
medicine to ob1g ;'iu, ' said Mr Gossamer,
resignedly,. Nothing signifies much to a
man ln my condition."
Tbe doctor went out rather indignantly,
closing the door behind him with unneces
sary emphasis. And, five minutes after
ward, Ann, tbe domestic, tapped at the door
of the sick room.
'If you please, ma'am, would you come
count. Go, Matilda. I desire It I"
Send tu. tod. P. kOWBLL CO, New York, for
famnhlatof 100 cam. oootalninir Uita of lots)
newspaters, snd estlaitlei shmrtng oow ot aavortU.
laf. .,
After I left tho barn I led Tommy to a
fence, all unsaddled, rprsng on him, wound
my arms tightly round his neck, and whis
pered, "Go, Tommy," and away he went
like the wind, Up und don u, over tbe froz- "Oh, doctor, I thought you were gone I'1
en road we went. My arms felt like Ice "Not yet," said the doctor laughingly,
1 thought J should certainly freeze, and after 'Tuddtngi, en 7 1 know a capital receipt "Mrs. bplnks," observed a border to bis
wuai seeraeu like an ego ot cold, aud pain, lor a puuuing, just step into tbe library a laudladyf "tue. equal adjustment of thi
a trap, Oo in tbe opposite corner' of the
iroom, where your faco will be in the dark.
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nnu lauic ac ibi nuat ntvovAfha .iiui. .in i, I , , s . . . . ., . I . , . .. r. .- .
ni -'-i'' -5".. i.m i anu misery, we uasued into tuo main street moment anu you suait near it, uossamer u I eaUblUUmeot could be more tafelv aecuml
Aa we i ame up iu front of the la looll" Uf there was lea halt lu the d ac.
7oUwUlee two glittering eyas that have! 0fi-
watch 4 yoa ouit yuur mmtf,"
tawa the .te drove up, tatTil intbatea ,,01i,'Ioctor('
UUiHMUkMa.M
They were playlni; poker and Pomp held
a full hand. His eye glistened with con
scious triumph as he put up a ten-cent ante
and gazed at his partner ezpefitaTttlv
raise dat ten Cents." remark! P.-ia I
f,o a quarter more," insinuated Pomn.
"I stand you and raise anudder nuartor "
eplied Pete. "I continue on the war oath.
aud flops down the last thirty cents," an
swered Pomp, placing six nickels on the ta.
ble. "I kivers decile and cll vrm 11 r
mark Pete. -'Full hand I" said Pomp turn
ing his cards. "What you got?'1 "A pair,
and de game am undecided." What'a dat I
Undecided? Dls yer chile takes de pllo."
Not by a long chalk. DU case will na
be referred to de ltetiirnin' Board, who will
examine Into de partlkelara. Dar's plenty
more good cards in de pack and why didn't
iget 'em. uafs been intimidation and
fraud, and meanwhile de Returnln' Board
takes possession of de spoils."
In the Agricultural Hall of the Centenni.
al Exhibition thre are t..o immense hogs
stuffed, each bearing a placard telling their
age, eve, loliowed by tbe word "taidermUt.,
A man and his wife were looking at these
witu great interest. After reading tbe pla
cards, the woman said: "Why, these are
taxidemiata. I thought they were hogs.?
Her husband looked at the creatures with a
puuled expression, and then looked careful
ly over the placards, as If to satisfy himaelf
lully on the point. Finally he replied i
Tbey are hogs. Taxidermist is the name
oftheplace tdey wait fro. rtHjyWrf