THE COLUMBIAN AND DEMOCRAT, BLOOMSBURGr, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA. Humorous. When tou wish person to keen an en- gtgtmetit mike the hour or appointment fit 1160 It's ten lo one he will meet you, tCluaUU have discovered that a purp yell eolorcan bo made from the bark of dog-i.woJ. J "Died of hard drink" i as the verdict of M loUlligent jury upon the body of a man killed by a falling Icicle. X. 1 ' vi. The man who was all doubled up with a klok is supposed to have been kicked by a ylr of double uppers. a ''Abraham alo was a base-ball player for 'Ifcrlplnre say that he "pitched In the wll SUrneu." - B? "It U not good for man to be alone," 'ays U philosopher of the Franklin (Ky.) "tiit. "He hould buy a dog." .j 1 1 M 'Jl Wisconsin lumberman effers f Z jk for a "rattlloe . cood wife ono wl it .too high-nosed , to grow tat onlo ;ioUp." The contortions of Hercules wrest .lM the Nemean linn were as child s . 1 Ilk Ik. Cant! Wri9if1lncr it' 11 fci.man trying to polish. the heel of his ft fv j," A Springfield young man exp'alned a rc cent runaway by saying that he was driving ttfcoa band and holding his girl with Am other, and, rinding he must let go one, 5tlW"note go. ,AOMroatr'i verdict In Arkansas "We MAvkMht came to his death from trying tMtit'oat Jo Willltln courting Susie Jack- Oonsumptlvos, Take Notice I I! very moment of delay makes your euro more hope less, snd much (If rends on the Judicious choice ot a rcmeny. The amount ot testimony In favor ot Dr. Kchonck's rulmonle Syrup, as a cure for consump tion, ftr exceeds all that can bo brought to support the pretentions ot any other medicine. Soe Dr. Schenct's almanac, containing the certincates of many persons of the highest respectability, who bate been restored to health after being pronounced Incurable by pnyslclans of acknowledged ability. Schenck's Pulmonic Syrup alono has cured many, as these evidences will show. But the cure Is often, promoted by the employment of two other remedies which Dr. Schenck provides tor the purpose. These additional remedies are Schenck's sea Weed Tonto and Mandrake rills, lly ths timely use ot these clnes, according to directions Dr. Schenck ccrtlfles that almost any case of consumption may be cured Dr. Schenck Is professionally at hi principal omce. corner Sixth and Arch streets, Philadelphia, every Monday, where all letters for advlco must be addressed. VEGETINE Purifies the Blood, Reno vates and Invigorates the Whole System. Its Medical Properties are Alterative, Tunic, Solvent, unit Diuretic Vr-KCtlno Veiietln VrBi-tlne Vmetlnr Vecrtlnt Vrgetlncl Vrattlnr rmtr. TVwiAr "Onlr wlnred ae-aln. I Toa.woi'lget much of a bag to-day, Char-1 ' lie.'' Charlie (nettled) : "Impossible to kill vary time, I don't load with prescription." 1 Vr-arttne I Vrgetlne ,3)ftimtl SlatricU are literally alive with VeBi. trMaM. ana poultry do not enjoy their usu- I'MlHtM for growing old. A pious far- v.nni.rl siiecaaya be doe not see why providence did not teach chickens to roost under the Vara. Reliable Evidence. Mr. 11. It. Stevens i Dear Sir t will mrnr. rhroi-rnllv rAA mv testimony to the great number you hate A read V reCulvl In Invnr nt inAruiwal.nil good mcdlcmo.Vere line, for I do nnt think .mourn can to (said la Its praise, (or 1 u troubled over thirty year-4 with that dread ful disease, catarrh. and had sucti bad coughing spells that it would seem as if f could never breathe any more, and Veg etlne has cuntd me ; and I do (eel to thank.' ifuuiuiuio wruo i nit i inrre in so good medlclaeaa Vee-etini. Ami i nin think it lone ot the best medicines for coughs and weak, Uaklnr teeltnra at the stomach,and to take the Vreetlne. tor lean assure them It Is one ot the best med- advlse everybody I can assure then telnee that ever was. Vr-n-eilo Vrgrtlne Vrnrtloe Wla-Mlnr Vmellue Scene on steamer of the-line : Paen ''Cau you te!l me, sir, how many Ilea we've come from Kew York, ami I Veaetlae wkttber we've crossed the Gulf Stream yet, ad1' Captain "iladaui, I advise you to Mfcthe cook." Passenger "Excuse me, sir, I Opposed I was addressing that person." ' I Venetian Refold gentleman, wishing to be at hi; Ma.on horseback, took his horse to arming I Vraninr Miter to be taught to amble. Two or tJim trials were made upon the animal vHtb lut partial success. "Come, sir;- do yftucall this an amble?'' said the owner. -Ho, Mr," replieu me equestrian; "i can u vtmi preamble.'' . . I Vrcrllnr Vraetlnr Vrrllur " 'Fred," said a young man, the other day, BfUr-Jlisteniuir to a wonderful story, "do mill know why you are liko a harp struck vmnliJ r.liBtningt""No" said trvi, "I give It Uf.v- -"'Because a harp struck by lightning is neiiur ablaateJ lyre." I Venrllue "I don't care much for a quiet baby, but 1 dote on a squalling one," aald an old bachelor. "Why, bow strange 1" admiring ly chorused all the mothers in the room. "Not at all." responded the bachelor, "be cause, you see, so toon as the brat begins to VegetinO IS Sold by all druggists. quail, It s always taken irom tne room. - Once in a great while some mean man l alt down and writes about as follows of I Detroit; "They do aay that a New York ins, which shipped a lot of extra large ftnmnti to Detroit last week, got them all kdr, .by-the next train, with the remark thsVitfcart was no call for so many 'children's isH.'" , - i Sob border paper, evidently jealous of TiWU gh'-rlr. ha the following: Winter Is .fostffcajliri, and the bewildered populace 'il rTir Island will get up eany in tne waiaf aid hastily empty .their, ashes over tat the adjoining States and scuttle back la tkjMiuet; before the Connecticut po Uae'eiitei'jftsMciiusetU people are awake. JW,tlf grow out ef this thing before many ejJKkBiavoavmon school teacher In Vir- jlala. fbttod upon his examination papers tk qeitlon: ;"flow does a ship at sea find tb latitude and longitude ?" he arose to the uestloB and uromptly wrote : "It finds its longitude hot and Its latitude kold." A recent Amherst grrduate, now a set tled pastor, was telling a retired missionary that' be entered college and the theological "eetry with the intention of becoming a UsJonary, when the old veteran bioke out with: "Ah! you turned back after putting toot band to the plow," "No," was the aswer, "I just took another plow," The Sultan of Turkey recently sent the Emperor of Morocco a present of eighteen women for his harem. It is extremely grat- ring that this mode ol making presents is met customary among the men of this coun try. At the present price of bounds and sal-skin sacques we should go West and row up with the country If any one were to present us Willi eiguieeu women. f A west side inan.who saw a load of coal I at a bouse aim arranged to go over ami oor- row Dart of it after the other man was lo VedftOtvarouml thut night and found that it bad all been put in the cellar and carefully licked up before nightfall. He remarked -e next day that It wus shocking to think bow little truitfulueiw people seemed to have la human nature. Ayer's Sarsaparilla For Scrofula, and nil scrofulous diseases, Krvsi pelas, Kose, or St. Antho ny's Fire, Kruptions and F.ruptive diseases of the skin, Ulcerations of the I.iver. Stomach. Kidnevs. Lungs, Pimples, Pustules, lloils, Blotches, Tumors, Tetter, Salt Jtheum, Scald Head, Hincnorm, Ulcers. Sores, Khcumatism, Neuralgia, Pain in the Iiones, Side and Head, Female Weakness, Sterility, Leucorrhcra, arKing from internal ulceration, and Uterine disease, Syphilitic and Mercurial JU easeg, Dropsy, Dyspejeia, Emaciation, General Debility, and for Purifyingthe Blood. This Sarsaparilla is a combination of vegetable alteratives Stillingia, Man drake, Yellow Dock with the Iodides of Potassium and Iron, and ia tbc most efficacious medicine yet known for .j:- .. i,. .1..., . uiu uiciiHt-B il is uiuriuit'u iu curt:. Its uiin-edienU are so skilfull v com bined, that the. full alterative effect of each is assured, and while it is so mild as to be harmless even to children, it is itill so effectual as to purge out from the system those impurities and corruptions wiucii ucveiop into loathsome disease. The reputation it enjoys is derived from its cures, and tho confidence which prominent physicians all over the coun Iry repubu in it, pioo their experience of its usefulness. IVrtiricutca attesting lta virtues have accumulated, and are constantly being received, and as mauy of these cases are publicly known, they furnish convincing evidence of the superiority of this Sar saparilla over eu'ry other alterative medicine, co generally Is lta superi ority to any other medicine known, that w e heed do no mora than to assure the public that the best qualities it has ever osseiscd aru strictly maintained. rilMMUED BV Dr. J, C, AYER it CO., Lowell, Mass,, I'rnctictit Antilittcul t'httnlMti, siii.li nr ail nxuooisrH i.vt.itvw num. Oct. IS, ISTt-l j itsiiVL ms& a jy There is a woman down In Hartford, Conn., who slalma to have in her posses sion the identical torch that General Israel Putnam used when he wentuto the wolf's I den. In commenting upon this fact, the 1 iW aayt : "There remains to the arcta-ol-eglstt of America only one great thing to be exhumed the discovery of the Ho which George Washington would not tell. Theodore Hook onco dined with Hatch ttt at his delightful village of Belle Yue fa mous fjr Its culinary completeness. "Ah, my dear fellow,1' said hi host, deprecat Ingly, "I am sorry to eay that you'll not I get to-day such a dinner as our friend Tom I Moore" gave us." 'Certainly not," replied Uook-; from a Hatched one can expect BOthipg bnt a chop." STftHMBB iCOUNTER.PLATFORW WAGON msm A Texas newspaper published this Item: "A-youug wan at Kember'a BluiT, iu this nteie, acqtureu tne nuou oi tossing a cocked Wifl iu the air and catching it by the muz- iX then it tell. '1 he last time he caught It was just a tnomtnt before he died." OX? AGENTS WANTED "SEHD fOR. PIICLUST MARVIN SAFE SCALE CO '265 BROADWAY N. Y. Til CHESTNUT ST.PHILA.PA, 108 BANKST.CLEVE.O, March SITS-ly, BLANK NOTf.wllh orwlthout uempUo tor sals at the Ooioasuii Odice.. A (IIN'IH, for lul .In. i- In il J hid nitty rcddn I.e. fsiHy Newark, V, J. ROLLINS & HOLMES, havo removed to Evans' Block, Main Street. mbs. I- nmm Corner Magulie and Walnut etreets. Cambridge, Mass. QIVE8 Health, Strength, and Appetite. My daughter has received mat benefit from toe useer-Veeetttae. Hr rtivitninir bMltH iras a source of treat anxiety to all her mends. A few bottles of vereune re stored her nealtn, strength and appetite. Insurance and Heal Estate Agent, No. 9 Hears' BuUdlnir, Doston, jilsas. OAZRffOX BB EXCELLED. cniausTOWN, March 1, lass. II. It. Stovens : Dear sir This Is to certlfr eut T hnvn used your "Blood Preparation" la my tam ll v tor several yen re. and tuink that. Mr scrofula or cankerous humors or rheumav Ic affections. It cannot be excelled ; and as a oi-oa puruier or spruig meaiciae Ills tno oesi uxing i oaTe ever uraa, ana l nae used almost every thtn&r. 1 can chmrfnilv recommend It to any one In need of such a medicine. yours respectruuy, MRJ. A. A. Dl.NSMORK, No. 19 Itussell Street. HEOOBCBSBirO XT Heartily. south Boston, )'en. 7, ISTO. Mr. Stevens: Dear sir I have taken several bottles of your Vegetlne, and am convinced It Is a valuable remedy for dspepsta, kidney complaint and general deDUlty ot the sys- iriu. lean heartily recommend It to all suf fering from the abo e complaints. Ilium uespviuuiir, MKH. kUNHOK PARKER, f Athens street. Extra heavy Tin "Wire, also AWNINGS AND TENTS of every description manufactured by Rollins & Holmes. Galvanized Iron Cornice designed and manufactured by Rollins & Holmes. ARGAND HOT BASE STOVES .11. e i tne oust anu most economical in the market. Rollins & Holmes. ML C, SLOAN & BRO., Itl.UO.tl.SIIIIKn, VA, Manufacturers ot Carriages, Busies, Phaetons, Sleighs FLAIMJIIM WAUOSS.AC. First-class work always on hand. 11KPA1H1NO NKA1LY mUS. Trices reduced to suit tho times. Jan, s, 1877-lt HAAS' HAAS' Haas' RANGES. The BARSTOW ELEVATED Oven Range, the LION and EM PRESS Portable Ranges have no equal. Rollins & Holmes. EXPECTORANT 1 MIl'KCrOKANTI ExpectoraDtl for L'ornilS COLDS, ColdstCouchs Colds and Coughs. Coughs and Colds 11K0NCUITIS, A8TUM1 CONSUMPTION AKE Cured, Cured. Cured, by using HAAS' KXPEOTOliANT! 1IAS' EXPECrolUNTI Haas' Expectorant! for all dKeasesof tl.Plhroat t.ungs. All diseases of tlieHuoatanil Lungs. The ilrcat. Drent Kcmedy, the best stid mre'ti(niHyla Unas F.xpt'lordiit I Haas' Exrectoraatl llwis' KxiiecloriiMt I for Cnufths. oi'l, ConHiiniptlrtn t Croup, lloaisencssimrt thi Ing Cough, Nothln. ' I, . otliln ' la HAAS' EXIMTOIUNTI FIFTT CRS'T" fFB I10TT' B. TOR H LE IIV UllUc OUTS'. Jan. 19, 'Il-Jin EST Mlllinll Jfw.l.v t P'lbill.ll-iM Mit. C, nd-itntf 1-1! !it .uh ', .41..' jt h.h.M urdr..lpal .l.c.nl Eld IIW IUii, Hi ,f-lrl tod., rlhtr Vitit, b.a.J .i.ln w. tiding ftn. ..4 r.t.' r.-U ll.n dlknumd )it. Hi tw.. fcrltl. Mat, Bo,l.,ld, fr (0 tint, l... .mi. hUIU f-r ft. Ttnlirapt Vlwk ftivl mnil t It-. k1tt IJIi a.," rt.kt v.rjr btilj ef bplh adr.rtlpj and t-uW, a, b, lac bi-tfralla la aiajdraimn aad rllaala U khi iwi. ft ri-B.m.pdalk-n wl aarlilv aatwM. SI. inn Xa. lfl, ItetatUt, I, laH. HiaT.nl BT.Hra t.aat a r.ail. J. BTOCKUAN, S7 BOND BTUXEI, Xtw York. Jan. 6, 1611-Sm J W s Co. BIG GREAT REDUCTION IN THE STEAM. Public and private buildings heated by steam. A variety of Steam Pipe, Valves and Fittings, constantly on hand. Rollins & Holmes. PBICKIOF PAINTS, OILS, BRUSHES, JAPAN DUVKIt & punv. PLUMBING & GAS FITTING promptly done Feb I, li-tf Rollins & Holmes. EW STOCK OF CLOTHING. AND Prepareflliy H. R. Stevens, Boston, Mass. Gentlemen's Dress Goods. DAVID LOWENBEKO Invites attention to his laiveandelenantstock Cheap and Fashionable ClotMnn at bis store on MAIN STRKKT, IN TUB NKW BLOCK, BLOOMBI1UKU, PA., where be bas lost received from New York and Phil-1 adelpbla a full assortment of MEN'S AND BOYS' CLOTHING, tncludlnif me mofet fafiiHonabte. darablo ud DRESS GOODS, 5iofc.' Strictly PUKE WIHTi: LEAD 11 cents perpounal guaranteed equal to any lu the market. MONTOUR WHIM LKA1) at lo cents per pound. equal lo any lor uairuuiuiy. MONTOUR stATK PAINTS 8, 9 and 10 cents per pounu, uci-oruiu; w color. MONTOUR METALLIC BROWN 8 cents per pound. The nest fire-rrooi iron i'tun in roe ahitkki. MONTOUR METALLIC BROWN dry 1 and 3 cents per pounu. Accoruiaciuquauiuy. Best Quality of Paint Brushes at low prices. PURE LINSEED OIL which we buy In large quantities, direct from the BEST JAPAN DRYER. I Acknowledged to all our leftdine Painters to be All our cooUs are iruoranteed us represented anu I our palnt to ground in pure Unseed on, or the money reiuiiueu uu uuiuuuu. Send for samnlo card and price list with testimon ials. aUttnKnKY O. A nb A I , b'ole Manufacturer. RUPERT. Pa. May 5. 'T ,-ly. GLAZING AND PAPERING. "UTM. F. BODINE. Iron Street below wm ii ona. isioomBDurir. i'a..isprparea loaa &j I 1UUUS VI PAINTING, GLAZING,' tCONSIUTINO OP BOX. BACK, FKOCS, GUM AND OIL CLOTH, COATS AND PANTS, OV ALS. SORTS H1ZKH AND COLORS, lie baa alsoreplenlabed bis already large stock of CLOT1IS AND OASfllMSHEB, ?ED. FIOUllED', AND PLAIN VK8TS,C "JjJlHTH, CltAVATH; SOCK!!, tl .COLLARS,; nANDliEHClllli, Marcbfis WJI. F. BODINE. ALBREGHT & GO. GRAND, SQUARE AND UPRIGHT PIANOS. GLOVKH, .HUftPfiNDKlttl,' r-.r AND r vulil I rukrt cl xrsi.w FANOY ARTIOLE.S. lie baa consUntly on band a large and well select-1 I ed asaortueotot Cloths and Vestinga, I wbtcb be ts prepareu to ualie to order Into any kind I I ot clotting, on Tery sbort notice, and in tbe best I I manner. All bla cloUilng la inade to wear and most 1 I ot It u ot borne manatactiue. I0L1) WATCHEf AND JEWELUY,! OPKVBHV DESClUlT10N.yiNBANDCUAP. U18 0ABB W JKWtXIlY ll NOT SUWASHEU IN TDiaiu.tcu, CALL ANDKAMIWS UIH DSN KRAI. ABUOltT- MKNTOP Clothing. Watohes, Jawelxy, &o. DAVID LOWENUjIBG, uiy t.-w-ij. 1 Tho Albreciit & Co. Pianos are first-clnsa in every respect, being con sidered tho leading Philadelphia, mako by niusicinm mid competent liulcea. Through their extensive IttcilitieH. Jlttsus. Albiiecht It Co. are ennbled to turn out instruments that are not su rpasoed any where, and still bell them nt nricea within the reach of nil. No Piano ia permitted to lcavo their factory unleea satisfac tory to tho most minute particular, henco their guarnnteo of five yeora is a thing of value. All late im provements of importance are found iu thtso instruments. JlKtwits. AuinixiiT fc Co. have, re ceived tho most fluttering Testimo nials from L. M. GorrsciiAi.K, FR-tsz AUT, Gl-STAVK SATTKIt, J. F. IIlMMELS- UAtii, William Woikkfkb and many other eminent artists, besides being able to refer to thousands of private purchasers, schools, fccnii narics. Hoeietien and teuchcrn. PiauoH conscientiously selected per orders by mail, carefully pacVed and shinned safel v to an v ruirt of the world. itf-Fer further particulars as to references, prices and torms, address, ALBRECHT&CO. 610 Arch Street, Philadelphia. it, ntt.-iy. RAIL ROAD TIME TABLES piIlLADKhl'lIA AND HEADING HOAD AKKANGKMENT OF TllAINS. July 12, ism. PASSUNGKU BL00MSBURG STATE NORMAL SCHOOL SIXTH NOllMAL SCHOOL DISTRICT. Bloomsburg, Columbia County, Pennsylvania. T. L. GRISWOLD, A. M., M. D Piincipal. TRAINS I.SiTS IlCI'EBT8rOI.IOW8 (FrtJDlT MCEM K For New York', I'lilladclphla, Heading, rotUWllo I Tntnaqua, tc, 11,33 a, m For Cutan Issa, 11,33 u, ni, and 7,8(1 p. m. For WUUurnsport, e,!s 0,14 a. m. and 4,00 p, m. Itiuinjiou acrEBT lkite as louons, (ivnuatii CEPTED.) Leavo New York, 8,45 a, ro. Iave Fblladelpbla, ,15 a, m, Leave Kcndlnj, 11,3 1 a. in., I'ottsTlllc, 1S.10 p. in I aud Tamaquo, 1,30 p. m. Lcaro CiU.iwlssii, c,to c,?s a. m. and 4,00 p. m. Lcavo Willlanisport.oti n. in, 12, 60 ni. anil c,oo p. m Passengers n r d from N ew York and rbllade pUla go tkrouff.! n Itkout change ot cars. J. C. WOOTTEN, Jan, II, 1470 tf. (Icncral bupcrlnlcndcnt. N1 OHTHKllN COMPANY. CENTKAIj KAILWAY T.1. ?.sCHOor,. asat present cons muted, oners 5;"" dcsi mn ;c? ror 'v S-furnlshed with a bountiful supply of puro.soft, ilYllin HUUlUUIUKlUIUlin , . mchh.,. w,, ,.v., . . b , 'rofosslonal and classical learning. Ilullfllnifssraclou?. I filiation u'nlthfiil au.l ens" of ncccii. Tn.ichera o-:pcrli nceil, cfllclent, and allvo to their worlc. Discipline, firm but kind, uniform and thorough, module? Kit i j , S"!t ii v???k deductl.m to all expcttlng to teach, students admitted at any time, ltooins reserv cd whan lieslrcu. Courses of iudy DrescrltH'd by the Mate 1 II Preparatory. III. Klementary. IV, Ulaisical. Aciiilemte 11. Commercial. III. Cour-e In Mu-ic. IV. Course in Art. . l-flure in riijsicai ivimure. Expenses I. Moil I School. AHjunct C(iiiin(rt : I The Eliinntarr Silenllllc mid CI is leal Court-e-i arc l'll'iFRSiiiiNAUann tiwinpsffpiaauinzinjrei i. iwyii I'limsiviiiinnneirrei s; MnsUTot tin' Mi-.nents: .mster of llio clfuc ! .Mailer ot iuov,iaics. uujujicj in umuin .' ..v..,.-. their nttjiiniiient1,, ignefi in' nmeeisoi iiib noaru oi iruiiet-, . ... .1.,. l.n.nAln.ll.BIH.ll..ini. The cuu m( ot MU.1 j prcrltica ny mc Maio is uivrai. aim ine n-nuiii- nnu i i-im-ri "j; ' , j ,,, ,in i.i -nr.iTt hv fnrnl-hlnif lnlei:i- K TUnSiutorequlreS..,hlRh..rorli;r tliSrtaffi tor ell paid labor alter leav.ncl,,l. tor lUulogue. COI.. J. U. FKCUZK, raeerrlnrr. Sept. S, '7.-ly' ' WHOLESALE DR UG EMPOIU UM. Corner Main and Market Street BLOOMSBURG, P A. The undersigned Laving been engaged in the 1 Is 21 Ala 21 Mf business for tho past eight years would call the attention of country dealers to their large and varied stock. They defy competition by any house in or out of the large cities. Their stock consists of Paints, Oils, Glass, Putty, P atent Medicines, Spices, c. RETAIL DEPARTMENT " B -Ft O "W E IR. 3 S BLOCK:- Where may be found. a large stock of Surgical Instruments, Sponges, Chamois, Colognes, Perfumery and in fact everything kept iu a well regulated -retail Drug Store. They are also Sole Manufacturers of tho celebrate OIL OF GLADNESS. CALL AND EXAMINE OUH STOCK. IO"52"EI?, BROS. May 1, n.-tf. BLOOMSBUKO On and after November soth. 1878, trains will leav e SU.NUUUYaa follows! NOItTllWAltl). Erie Mall C.S0 a, m., arrive Klmlra 11.60 a. " Cannndnlgiia... 8.ts p, in liochester Mt " Klagm n 9 40 " l;eucio accoininodal len ll.ioa. in. unuc Mniuiu rtlLbKiCm. Klnilra.MaIU.il. a. in., iinHe r.imlrn io.io a. m, Uulfalo i:.pri.si T.lo a. in, an ho Uunalo 8.10 a. m .sOITiniAllI). llutlalo Kapicss v.6u ii, Ui, an he Hnrrit-buig4.fo a.io ' HalllinoroMO ' lmlm Mall 11.1r,a. m., srilr HairKlntig l.r.o p. in Vvashliigton 10.30 ' Ualllii'uiu o.lio " ublilnglcn f .CO " llurrtstiuig ueeuiiiniodatton 8.40 p. tn. unite Hums burg lo.w p. in. arrive lioltlmoie v.s:. n. m ' Washington 0.13 " Erie .Mall 1Z.6S a. m. arrive IlarrlsburgSOSn. m. " Baltimore S.40 " " Washington 10.26 Ml dally except Sunday, 1). M. llOYI), Jr., General Passenger Agen A. J, CAbSATT, General Jlauage PENNSYLVANIA RAIL ROAD. I'liiliiilcliilila & Krle It. II. Division. WIXTEIt TIME TABLE. Ml 11 DDT 17 WfTRlir V N and after SUNDAY. NOV. 20. 187C lVltllfc9Jb(M 1 VlltVWl J 'ha trains on the Philadelphia I: Eric Hall T. L. GUNTON; Proprietor, MAIN STIIEUT, liKLOW MAHKET. Manufacturer of and Dealer in all tinih of MONUMENTAL MARBLE WOKKS Wo use the nest AMERICAN" and lTAI.t AN Marble. fie has on hand and furnishes to order MONUMENTS, TOMBS, HEADSTONES, UKNS, VASES, &c. Every variety ot Marble cutting neatly executed at me lowest marKUb pnees. A lontr nractlcal exnerlence and personal attention to business makes the proprietor conndent of giving satisfaction. All orders by mall promptly attended lo. r. u, vox wi. 8-JV. !. Work delivered free ofekarge.-i Aug. SI, "74-ly. T. L. QUNTON, Proprietor. Itoad 1)U Islon will run as tollov. s : WESTWARD. and PAPER BANG NG In the best styles, at lowestlprlces, and at sbort Parties havlnirsuoti work to dn will save money I pnlllnir on ltu All work warranted to give satisfaction. Orders solicited PIANOS AND ORGANS, O V ST IsT ID .A. DR, 3D MANUFACTUKE The Largest Assortment ! The Best in quality ! Tho Lowest in Prices ! The Easiest Terms ! YOU Willi FIND .A. T GGMER THOMAS1 MUSIC STORE, 147 MILL STREET. DANVILLE, PA. Dec.i 3m Then Buy MILLER BROS.' and save one-third the cost of "ITT I?AT If AT "DA T"VJ'P patnUnif, and get a paint that Is much handsomer and will jXlX!iiTXl.'.J J i Alii J. last twice n long as any other parnt. Is prepared ready for use In white ir any color desired. Is on many thousands ot the a nest buildings In the country, many of which nave beei. painted Btx years, and now look as well as when Unit painted. I This UIIKHIUAL, l'AINT nas laxen r ireb rremiums ai. iwenty oi me suite raws oi ine union, of colors sent tree. Address MIL1.KK UltOS, 10 Water street, Cli Important to Lawyers. mtnlstratorn, (luanltan, Township ofllccrs, and bus! nesa men generally We havo on baurt a larpro asaortmfnt of legal nmiiKsior mo uhb or Aiiomeva. jusiicea anu tun. htable'a blanks ot all kinds, Note and Itecelpt books ror Aurnmisiraiors c. lMUt'fi LIST. ATTOKNfiY'H BLANKS. rrcclpc for Kumraons. ri. r.i. Hulo to take Deposit! on 8. ' " chootto Arbitrators. cents apiece, cr 11.75 per hundred. Petition ror Appotntmcutof yftardlun. " " iftatlin w Rule to take I )e petition a. Narr lu Debt, with Co&fCbSton, " AKsumpslt. Mechanics Lt.'n. venih each or f3.so per nunorea. Petition lor Bain of Ileal Kstalc 8 cents each. JUSTICE'S 1SIAKM. Subpccnos, bummons, Warrunts, Executions, 'SO ro I-eases ... M ue needs Iarchrnent Deeds Agreements urpnann uouri saiea..,, cHJUbiauie a saiea ortL'aire and lionu AH orders, neatly bound, constantly on band, or made iu uruer uu unuri. notice. We are nrcDaredto do neater lob work than an BKUCKWAT & ELWELL, tdltors and I'ronrletors of tho Colombian. nioooisburtr, N, V, KNAilLL PAINT CO., K8tlTlnce street, N. Y. May l, '7fl ly. bample card iievci&nu, uuiu. Then Buy N. Y. ENAMEL PAINT CO.'S and save one-third tlM) costof .Ct'I.T'i7'VrT.r1 AT 1 A T"MT Palatini,', and get a paint that is much handsomer and will JliM.XJl. U J .r.J.li J. last twice as lone as any other iialnt. Is prepared ready for use In white or any color desired. Is ou many thousands of tbu noest buildings a........ i., uil.l.h ha.. I.unnnlmul ,1. aunni iknd linur lntir am wall .a l.han IIkI ti.lnt.H SCIIKMICAI, l'AtNT has taken llrkt Premiums at tnenty ot tho Wale Fairs ot tho Union, tjamplecard olors sent free. Addreas N. Y. UNA MK1, I'AI.N'f UU., lis Prince street, N. v.. or MILLKIi O 8., 1 Water street, Cleveland, Ohio. May is,ps-ly, TWO IMPORTANT INVENTIONS f or iKTcxussr to dvbiiy ons. 'w. A PIANO OR PARLOR ORGAN CHAIR, wttU u uJjGstabla bark, majo to support the back of tho titter rthtlj lt'anioj fjrwri In tho ordinary potitUn fur pUj.Dt', and by utJmplaarriiQvmcDt,whkhKiri it backward and at the haiuu time u J 5 11 ward movement, follows bU motlona a&daupporta him l.i an i-xltlou without lnterferioy lu tba Uait with thu freedom if bU movemcDts. aw. A PLATFORM ROCKER ON OASTORSt wtl1 1CK ftt,y lnuvciniiit uf tne oliTujla, without the prpjcitlnj rwkcra to mir othir furniture and hJ bare 6 of rixmm; btlnjr, In fact, tho unljr I'tjtfonu ltuckir tuada thatlaa a p.rfctly aatU factory tnoveuivnt. Manufactured for the tr&do by ALBERT BEST & CO., BUFFALO, N. Y., and for vale by tho principal dealer tbrougLoot the UniUd Btatca. tar If not kept by any dealer In your town, end to ui foi Price Met and Cuialotf tut, Aug!!, Yerbatim lloporting. BOOKSELLER AND STATIONER, i' htoVtSrepSr? tulcr in Law Blanks, Sunday School Libraries, Depositary of tin edyrurdsforwnuni , t,.,,. . x uuuuyivuuiu oiiuiu ouviuiy, TEIlUHi Aetualtxatellhr' avsru'nuF.rt: nve dollaj-s a session, IU1U ln IMTUIB iMltuausu mil lain ImiiT.tiaiul. Wuerw me uuilvr r.JK'lini in una uj iuau vi eicecds nfty folios, ine nie-uuiiui nu wui i cinu a"uT5S"Sf, aii5cci1tiKie1w" WINDOW CUBTA1NB, WALJj I'AfEli, riCTUBS fEAMilS, EEWAED ODS Iplleen cenia a iuiio; uua, u auwi tHm,un.tr tlian nfty folios are purchased, Uw live dollars will I hAlmrirH. I IAadress. 8. N. Walker, A. M. , CoJrWWnog. I rapker, Uloonubur;, ColvuubU county, Peauylta-1 ncildtnoe. Iron street, between Third and I Vntirfh. I umc- WUh E. E. Onls, fsq. , Oolamblsn-bulld-loiri cutrsnceoppotate the east gitte to ,Uo court- I I tlOUHO IWU,iudi immji, wvw w .u,u.. umce-nour. uviu.iivitv w vum v (iiv. rtb m, wny Books and supplies not ou hand can be furnished o On Short Notice at the Most Reasonable Rates. Store in Exohange Hotel Building, Bloomslrorg, Pa. Oct. 8, Wa ll centx each 10 15 6 so for tt 69 3 cents each rlL-nra and llond 12 kinds of Notes I ltecelpts. Notes, school Orders, Poor Orders, Store KIUE MAIL leaves New York 8.!C p. in i iiiiimi iui iu ii.oap. in " " lialtlmore e.in p. m " IhirrlKbuiK,. i.'ib a. m " " Wllll.uniport 8.S0 a. m " ' Lock Hweu 9.40 a. m " " llenoio ll.oo a. in " arr. at Krle 7.3j p. m NiioiRi Kxrasss leaves Philadelphia T,20a. m ' " " llulllmore " " " llurrlbhurtr.... 10.60 a. m " " arr. at V Ullamsport. !.i p. m " " " Lock llatii.. 3.a3 p. m " 14 Iteno.o 4.45 p. m " ' " Kane 9.20 p. in " " " uulTalo...,.. . PAST LINK leaves New York S.55 a. m " " " Philadelphia 11 SO a. in ' " 14 lttilllmore 11.33 a.in " 11 llarrlsburu; 220 p.m " " arr. at Wllllamtport. 7.8jp. m : o: EASTWARD. DAY EXPItESS leaves Kano coo a. ni 1 " " lieuovo li'.loa m ' " " lock Haven 11. On. m 1 " " Wlllamsport....ia 40 p. in ' M arr. at llarrlhburjr 4.1U p in " " Philadelphia 7.20 p. in 41 Jsew York lo 15 p. at ' " " llultlmoro 7.55 p. m 1 " " Washington- 9.o7 p. Ill ERIE MAIL leaves Erie 11.20 a. m " Kcnoo. 8.35 p. m " ' lXK-k Haven 9.45 p. in ' " WUIlomspoit ll.lfip.rn " arr, at llirrUburg ,. 2.45 a. ni " lialtlmore 7.45 a m " " l'Ulladelnhla. t.cun. m " " Newlork lO.dBu. m VAST LINE leaves Wllllamsport 12.35 a. m " nrr. UL iiurriftuui , 4.1 u R. ill " " M lialtlmore 7.45 a in " " " Philadelphia 7.S5 a. m " " " New York lu. 25o.ua Erie Mall West. Nlacnra E-tnress West, Lock naven Acconi. rst and Day Kxiuess Kubt inake iloso con nection at Northumberland wllh L. I: It. It." H. trains ftr Wllkes-Harro and scranton. Er e 1 all west. Niagara Kxnrcss west. Kr e Express West and Lock Haven Accommodation Weht make close connection at Wllllambport vtllh N. C. it. W. trains aortli. trie nan wesi, .MUKcra Kprci-s west, onu uay Express Emit niaku clobo connection at Lock Haven Witi II. E. V. lu It, trains. Krle Mall East and West connect at Erie with trains on L. N. M, B It. It. atuorrywltho. C. A. V. It It. at KmiKirluiii wllh Ii. N. 1.& 1'. 1 It. and at Drlltwood viltn A V. lt.lt. Parlor Cars will run between Philadelphia and Wllllamsport on Nlagura Express Wtst, Erlo Kx iirchs West, 1'hllauelphla Kxprebs Kast Day ExprissEabt and unuay Express East, bleeping Cars on all night trains. WJI. A. BALDWIN, Dec. 17,'75-tf General Supt. "TVELAWABE, LACKAWANNA XJ v 1 XTT Jlllll.-lj.l,. J.ljJWi. , ai.liV ,11111 WESTERN RAILROAD. BLOOMSBURG DIVISION. Time-Table No. 39, Takes effect at 4:30 A. 11 MONDAY, NOVEMBER M 1875. STATIONS. GLENN'S SULPHUlt OAP. Thoroughly Cures Diskasks op the Skin, I1e.u'th'Ips)hik Complexion, Prevents AND KEUhDIES KHEUMATISM AND (jOUT, JlHAli bORES AND AUKASIONS 01' THE Cuticle and Counteracts Contagion. Tliis Standard External Remedy for F.rup. tions, Sores and Injuries of the Skin, not only HLMOVES FROM THE COMPLEXION ALL BLEM ISHES .anting front local impurities uf the blood and obstruction of the pores, but al.u those produced by the sun and wind, such as tan and freckles. It renders the cuticle MARVELOUSLY CLEAR, SMOOTH and TLIANT, and being a wholesome beautifiek is far preferable to any cosmetic. All the remedial advantagfs of Sul. phur IIaths are insured BY the use of Gleiin'a Sulphur Soap, which in addi. tion to its purifying effects, remedies and PRE VENTS Rheumatism and Gout. It al.o disinfects clothing and linen and trevents diseases communicated by contact witli the person. It dissolves Dandruff, prevents bald, ne.s, and retards grayncss of the hair, Physicians speak of it in high terms. Prices 25 and 50 Cents per Gake; per Box (3 Cakes), 60c. and $1,201 N, U The 50 cent cukes ue Iriplo the .Lie f iWc a ss CCQtl. "HUOffi IIAIIt AND W1IISKKU DUJ, IlUck or Urowu, 30 Cenu C. S. CllinESTOS, Prop'r, 7 Sixth Av 3.Y. Oct. 26, "iC-ly, BLOOMSBURG TANNEItY, G. A. HL'lUtni. RESPECTFULLY anaounccs to the tiublie that he bas reopened SNYDER'S TANNERY, (old stand) IUoomsbur-, Pa., at the forks ot tho Espy and Light street roads, whero all descriptions of leather will b m&rta In thn mrmr sobsUutlal and workmanlike mannor, and sold at prices to suit the times. The highest price la cli uw aav aui M.ut- in pwii iui O KEEN HIDES ot eTtrr description la tbe country. Tbe public pat MORRIS MIOHEL, PRACTIOAIi PIANO MAKER, TUN Ell ANU REPAIRUIt. 1SL00MSBURG, PA. pinsT claes pianos anu ouuans join salb. 4E0OND 1IANU MANOS TAKKN IN EXCUAHaS. (lltDEIt liyilAILI'ROUlI'LYKIKClrrW). Seel, 'U-ly NORTH, p.m. p.m. a.m. S 05 S 58 9 18 8 UI SSI 7 55 3 49 7 40 3 42 7 41) 3 31 7 S3 S 31 7 !f 3 17 H I 3 S3 7 IS 3 19 7 IS 3 17 7 15 3 17 7 07 111 7 IM 3 09 0 5S 3 14 II U 3 11 6 45 U M I) SU 2 4! t 15 2 3l dirj 1 M 0 111 2 iU 5 ft! 'J IS 5 ti 2 III 6 4S 2 10 5 40 1 68 5 34 1 S3 5 IS 1 48 6 23 1 43 6 20 1 4U 5 13 125 4 55 1 IU 4 50 1 15 4 85 1 IM P.U1. p.ln. 9 43 9 : 9 31 9 25 9 20l 9 15 9 11 9 07 9 05 9 15 8 591 8 50 b 51 8 4S S 411 8 30 8 19 8 14 8 OS 8 2 7 Hi 7 51 7 40 7 35 7 uu1 7 20l 7 11 7 H4! 7 0 0 45 B.IU, Scranton Uellcvue Tajlorvllle.. . .Lackawanna-... l'lttston . West l'lttston... Wjommi; Multhy -Eennett Kingston Kingston .. I'll inoulli. tunc. ....Plymouth Avondalo Nantlcoke .ritinlOLk's reek, . Milcuhluny.... ....Hick's Kerry... ....llench Haven.. -l'.erwlck .... .....llrlor i rtek ... Willow (iroie.... Llmo litdge Espy .lilooint-burp; ...,Kuierl cntawlbka llrldjte. ..ciaras e.ucn.H lunvlllo Chulas y Cameron .Northumberland. I SOUTH. a.m. p m. p.tn 1 2S I 31 2 38 2 40 2 5! 2 58 3 01 9 9 48 9 53 10 UI 10 00 19 11 10 10 111 so 10 23 II 27 10 27 10 32 10 35 19 40 10 44 10 52 11 16 11 17 11 S3 11 31 11 30 11 19 11 41 11 51 11 07 12 I! 12 07 0 25 f SO 0 35 t 43 C IP C 55 7 01 7 CO 3 17 7 11 S IU 7 15 3 17 7 S5 3 il 7 35 3 27 7 40 3 S'i 7 48 S 37 7 53 3 45 8 10 4 ll 6 25 4 15 S 45 4 21 8 15 4 'J9 9 05 4 37 0 50 4 41 4 40 4 55 6 12 5 (8 5 14 12 10 5 20 12 25 5 38 8 23 12 ft 5 47 S 40 12 80 6 52 8 47 19 51 6 10 9 15 p.m. a.m. 0 55 7 SU 7 18 7 40 7 45 7 62 e to n.i V. TTAT.MTPA11 Minf Superintendent's OfUce, Scranton, Dec. 10, 1875. WILLIAMSPOUT HAVE Ol'lt NAME STAMPED ON THE BOTTOM AND EVERY PAIR WARRANTED. NONE GENUINE WITHOUT i Our Gooda can be had in cveif, towu in the Couniv. i J. E. DAYTON, & CO. j . j , r 'Williarasort, P X. YmpiQUT 4 CO, WHOLES. N,B. Corner becend THAU, f .. iad1 ftY Orders I 1 ALE UUOCta, -M :endandA-hStree)8, I I I'muDiijlttr 1