mm THE COLUMBIAN, OLVMBIA DSMOCHXT, STIR OP TI1K NORM AND COUJH UIAK CUN1)I.I11TU.) Issue. 1 weekly, every tTIJay morning, at 1 I,jjA"iUM Uol.ttMIIIA cuU.Nl'i.l'A. t i not lira lwr yoar, piynbto la advance, I r dartiw t "ie" Alterina 'oxpirollnnol Jlieicir ti m will be oliirgetl. To subscribers out ot tl o L tn H are J per yeir, -trlctly In nilvnii o -ti i if ii it. n lI 1 in a itiidcu aim i aauyoaud una inunt I o W ,', -r .S'Ji"K".Vcpt at the option cf tie ;:...! hi iirr.m mires sru Tulil. lint loi a Siatl'iTu .roHts itftr tno expiration ut the tint year win not- ie Bi.yi ori: . .... ..... .In., .tn il.'InAtifl. posi'AiiK Is no longer exacted trom subscribers In tho count). JOB IK,X3SrTIISrGJ-. Too fobbing tlepartiiicnt of the Columbian Is very co u ilft.i, mil our J l milling 111 cump uc fuvora v "i it.ittit Hi'! law cities. All work tluneou m uiJ, neatly nod at moderate prices. UliiinerVenioutot Ilia state ortotllitaiitpost iiiv'es must bo paid fo.- In nilviinic, unless n rci pun- alUle person lu Columbia couuty assuuits 10 pay mo lie lH I lit Mf lit H ft BLOOMSBTJRG, PA., FRIDAY, JANUARY 26. 1877. THE COLUMBIAN, VOL. XI. KOI UOLU.MIIlADKMOCllA'r, VOL.XLl.NO. 47 tihiiMh, (twelve lion or it eqrjtvslsat tn ls"eti rruiiptuue or two Insertions, li.w Urn teen iluhvii.uo. ,. St'SCS. IK. ttf. IM. IT. OtlIWll It .to tt.ee KM MM ais.se Two inches I.te 8.011 7.00 MO ll.ee ihrtr Inches.., .I.te t.M IM li.oa UJ Four Indies T.oo l.M Ho It.uo MM ij jiricr column le.to li.ee ii.ee io.ko m.m halt column 19.011 ll.uv iq.ho SO.M see (Jim column tu.o ll.co lo.ts so.ui lw.se Yearly advertisement payable quarterly. lru f lent advertisements must be paid lor belors Intame except where parlies have accounts. . Legal advertisement two doliarsperlnchtorUtros Insertions, and at that rate lor additional UMttloaa without reference to lengtb. Kxecutor'n, Administrator's and Audj.or's actlata three dollars. t Transient or Local notices, twenty tents alias, . regular advertisements halt rates. rards in the "Business Directory" eoluma, eae . dollar per year for each line. Columbia County Official Directory. President Juitgc-Wllllam niwcll. ., , Ass)Clato.Iuilgcs-lram licrr, M. a. Hughes, rrotltunotarv, sc. 11. t-'rank Znrr. Court stenographer rt. N. Walker, ifrettcr -V lieeoMer Williamson ii. Jacoby. District Attorney lotin -M. Clark, sheriff- , Murva or-lsaac Hewitt. Trjasurer-Dr II. W. .Mcltrynolds. O'j irnhsloncrsiolin ileruer, . . Mcuenry, 1 l?o n'ailSSoiiem' Clcrk-Wllllam Krlckliaum. Au lltors-.M. V. It. Kline. .1. II. Casey, Ii. II. llrown. Cironer -flurles il.Murpli . .lury Co.nuiUiljneri-JacoU II. rrltz, William II, tnt Superliitenilent-V Ham II. snvrtcr. lllojnl'oir l)Wrlct-l)Irectors-o. 1'. Knt.ioo't, .V111. Kri.ncr. Illo r.nibur and TUomas Crevellng, li o t, o. r. Knt, Secretar . Bloomsburg Official Directory. riloo.nsburg Tl.inklng company .lolin . Funsion, I'ri'tll. n , II. II. uro 1, unsliler. Kirn v.i lin.il mnk-ciiarleslt.I'ax'on,' resident J. r. Tustlii, Caililer. . Columbia Counit Mu ual Saving I nndnnd Loan AssoIa lon-K. II. Lit le, Preslden', :. . -Miller. Secretary. . .... . . Ill id n-i liirg DulldlnT and Sa lng Kunil Asiocla' ton -ir.n in.,m.L- Provident. J. ii. iinhUnti. Socrdnrv. linomiburgMu ual s.iMng fnml Aswla Ion .1. j. urnivcr, 1'resiacn , u. u. ijarKiuy, oine uij . CHUltCII lllltKCTOUY. MtTlST CHCKCII. Ilsv. .1, r. Tus In, (Supple.) 811nd.1v s.tvIccs-i M n. m. nndejp. m. Simla school-on. m. , I'ravcr Meetlng-IIvery Wednesday evening nt Ct COCK. soa Bfroe. Tho public are Invl edtoaltend. ST. MATTIIKW'il I.CTIIERAN CHCKCH. Minis er-llev..I. .'cCron. Sim I ly Si'rvlci's-tovj a. in. and OJtf p. m. 811n1l.1v chool-l'n.m. ... , . ., i'ra crMeo ln,'-i:very Wcdnesdai evening at 0 Suatifree. Nopews rcn "d. All uro welcome. TltKBYTEBIASClll'nClt. Mints cr-l!ev. Sluari Ml "lull. Sunday Services- on a. 1.1. and p. m. U.....I ... U..hnr.l(l n 111. I'ra er. Moo lug-i:very Wednesda cvfnlnga' tX Kca'sfrec. No pews rented. Sirangcrs welcome. MKT1I0D1ST KPHCorALcncncii. Presldln? Elder Her. N. S. llucklnUam. Minn er ltev. .1. s. Me.Murruy. jundiv sertlcos 1 nndij,1 p. m. Uf.lir.nl ii ,n li)io'ciJsi-Hver .Monday evening a' .v o'clock. Voung Hen's I'ra er .Men lug-i-.very nicmuj Atri.nlM.n rtl fi'clrwl.. (leneriil IT.iycr .Mcetlng-Cvory Thursday evening 1 o'clock. Ilkr'OHMr.D CHUltCII. Corner of Third and Iron streets. i'astor-ltev. n. I), (inner. ite-dhinco-O'iitril llotvl. sund ty Sonlces-lOtf n. in. and 7 p. in. Nitnd.iv school-9 a. m: I'raver Meeting saturdav, 7 p. m. All arc InvlU'd There Is alwajs room. BT. I'ACL'aCUTIICU. Hector sund.n Scrvlces-l"K a. m., p. m. Miiutay School a. in. I.,...,, u.... 1 tl.,. in., nth. iin i-1 nmmunlon, Services preparatory tu Communion on rrlday jveuing ueioru inu m miniwi nn-.n i.,v...... l'ewd reuted; but ever) boil v welcome. KVANUKI.1CAL Clll'KCll. Presiding El Icr-ltev. A. I.. Heesor. ,i.ii in- 11, il' r A Irvltip. Sunday Service- 11. 111., 111 the Iron street church, I'ru er .lei'tlng-Kery Mabbatli nt 4 p. m. All are UiMteu. Aiiaro iveicuine. Tiitcncitcu orcui'.HT. Meets tn "the llttlo ilrlck church on the hill." known ns tho Welsh Haptlst church-on nock street l'negularmeetlr.g for worship, every LordM day at- seats tree; and tho public are cordially Hulled to attend. Tyi. A. I.. TUItKl.lt, Residence on Market Street one uoor uciow U. .1. Waller s. nn,n u ir.!t,i' ririii stnre. onice hours trom to 4 n. m. for treatment ot diseases 01 1110 nye, i.ur and Throat. . ., .. ..... All calls night or nay promrny aiieuutu tu. Apr.!J'76-tt IILOOMSBUKO DIUKCTOItV. OCHOOl. OUDKItS, ManU, just printed am T neatly bound in h nan nooks, on imim ii for sate at the Columbian omcc. IVb 15, isip-tf II.ANK UKKDS. mi I'.iielu.iiiit ami l-men ill. tS innnr rnmmim nnd for AllmlnlS mtOrS. I.'XCCU' lurs and trustees, for sale cheap at the Coi.vmuiai. onicc Ti "r A It If I AUK CKIITI l'lCATKS i'M m in! IM nnd lor sale nt the Columbian omce. Minis, tern of the (loirel and .lustlces should supply them, ne C3 w ith theso necessary ai tides. TUSTICRS and Conitables' Kee-Itills for sale tl at the COLUMBIAN Ollice. Iliej euilinui 111c iui, rected tecs as established by the last Act of the Leg. Mature upon the subject. Every JmtlcBandCon. stahln should havo one. rHSnUE NOTES jnst printed and for sal T 1 nusiNEks cAitns. D It. J. C. ItUTTEIt, physician tsunonoN, omce, North Market street, MaM7,'7i-y liloomsburg, Pa. E. 0KV1S, 1 irwntil-i.r. TiT A It Al IUIl.ll.l'lll-.i"i orcicK Uoom No. 1, ' Columbian" llu'.ldlng. Sept. IS,175. SAMUEL KXOKIt, , ni n. ,1 ,1 T 1 rr T t vtf A 1 1 u i; . r. 1 -a i-ij iv v , lll.OOMsmtllfl. PA. omce, Ilartman's lllock, corner Main nnd Market streets p W.MII.LEIt, Ai . Ull.i I. II. I ul. , ' onicctnllrowcr'sbuIUUng, second floor, room No. lilooinsburg, Pa. julyl.Ta y "h.U.ICNK. " L.E. WALtEIt. 1.-UXK .t WAEEER, Attoi- neys-af ln-v, llLOOMSIILHW, PA. omce In colcmbian UUII.IHN3. Jan. ID, '77-ly THE LiONGS CONSUMPTION. This distressing nnd dangerous complaint, nnd ts premonitory symptoms, nelccled cough, night sweats, hoarseness wasting tlesh fever perinnnent Iv eured by lit. "Stvayiie's Compound Sy nip ot w lid Chcrrv." IilHiNCIHTf-a t'remonltor of rulmnnnry Con. sumption. Is ehar.ii'terleiltiv catarrh or Inllamatlnn of the mucunus lnembrono of Ihe air lmssages. honrseness, pains lu tho chest Tor nil llroncldnl nflecllons, sore Ihront, los ot mice, coughs, DIt. SWAYNE'S Compound Syrup of Wild Cherry IS A SOVEI'.KION ltEMKOY. llcmmonhagc orsplilln? of blood, mnv proceed from the lannx, trachln, bronchia or lungs, and nrUn frntn vnrlnlls rnnirs. n lindUO bh' SlCnl CVei'tlOn, plethora fu'lness of tho essels, weak luces. over, (training nf tho lolce, nippresfid evacuation, bb- siruction 01 1110 spicen ur liter, ID IB,. SWAYNE'S ComTJCund Svruu cf Wild Cherry ptrlkcs nt Mio root or flUcnPO hy )i.irlf Intr Hip Uoot, 1 in-.-fni luti- ilin tif-ri nnu ci vtt iti US ITnrPlCHll I'Owrr nui nniy u.ri vuij (.iMiitii x hrrn n irrmlttiil n ifTiilUR nciion is I fi'iicu. liKiiriiru. in- niiiu llHfltU's. Hip duIso re- artt, tliostnmnrhh tmnrov inrl asslmllato Ihu foot! and p I', A W.J.ItUCKALKW, lilooinsburg, Pa. omce on Mnln street, flrftdooi below Court ltousi jlar.o,'74-y n F. J. M. CEAltK, ATTOItNEYS-AT-IW, dle t-e where r nner Its use mo eougn is snents diminished, the pnln nib?ldes, Ihe pulse re turns lo lis niurni smnnaru, ine ed In Itspowi r to digest nnd assl Poetical. A.CT Illoomsbnrg, I'n. (imec In Ent s r.ulldlng. April 10,'71-y . cnr.vr.LiNa smith. nEitvET nwivn smith. CltEVr.EINO SMITH & SOX, ATTOUNUYS-AT-LAW, llloomnburg, I'a. in-All business entrusted to our caro will reeleve prompt attention. juiyi, ,s-y Ifi 1'. 111I.I.MEYEK, -mit'n. in, r lit" AI 1U1I,1I.1 rfv , ..". Orrtcr-Ailjolntng C. 1!. W. J. liuckalew. llloomsburg, l'a. Apr. H.To-ly. R. 1J. I ITTl.r. "OH T. II. I.l 1 1 II. tV It. II. 1.IHI.I-! ATTOn.ST.YS-AT-I.AW, nioomstuire, I'n. J7-ltulnc.ss refore the IT, s. Patent Oftlce attended 10. onice In the Columbian lmlldlng. pitOCKWAY & ElAVEEE, A T TO It X E Y S-A T-E A W, Columbian Hill PIN, l'.loomsburg, I'a. vnmiiers nt the 1'nlted stales Ijiw Association. I'ollettlons made In nnypnrt ot America. yiU.IAM liltYSOX, ATTOHXEY-AT-I.AW, n. i.i-i' i.rirnn linn n liliror lltlll I KM I IT mill 1IV III IlilfUU fuppltf (1 to ir, out of wlilch new rccicative and plas- iic ninicnai is nmuu 1)11 ;VAYNK urmtuntol ntonc of th htMcdl pni rnn-(TM in thf 1'. niwi vni enenirrd In an nc- in ft nrnnirp fnr m.Hiv pnrp. linn iriiarantppll.tf tlmt liii preparutlons are rrt'imrcU upon fetrlclly sclcntltio lllllJCipil'S. Reliable Evidence. IKlMi: TESTIMONY. Ur. otvAVNr Pear sir: Heel It to le due to you nnii nirr, rim. liiiin.i nil v lii elve Ihe fnllowlnctestl- monv iepecilng the wonderful curiitlvu powers of Miur Cniiipouiiii mrupt r im i nerry ami Mirt.ii'.i rll'u and Tur I'llls. I wnsnnilitcl with a Mnlent cough, pains In (lie side nnd dienst, night, sweats, Mire threat, my bowels wereeosilte. appetite nearlv giu.e, anil mv t-ininncn fo very wcuk in.u ui. i'u.isi etin was nt it loss to know what, to do for me, as ev etvihli'gl UtpiI In tho shape ut medicine was rej'-ct- i'(i; M'lt iillieii'iit, nines n iiiiu i'i niuuu 1 ii.iii,.i.h fur months In this awful condition, nnd gate up nil hopes nfiicr reooteilng. tlhls lime jou rcuim lui'Mled Ihe use of jour strup and 1 Ills, which im. medlsteli- bfgan tn soothe, remfoit nnd nll.iythe violence ( f tho cough. Mrenglhewd and healed lungs j In short, II has Hindu a pel feet citron! me, nnd I nm n iw n le to pursue mv (lallylabor. p per-on ilnubtingth'Mpiiii ottn-nnove sir will please ea I on or nd Iress mi. nt the f.tclorv EllWAllllll. 1UVMIX. Khgltifer of tieo. sweer.i 3 Polti-lt. IMdgo i oiul. below iillaee. Plit a. oir2u tears hate elapsed, nnd Mr. llnin'oti Mtli remains a hearty mint to this thiy-seplembei .nth, ls75. niYsiriANs !u:commi:xi) it. Ur. 'Ihoiiins.l. II. llhnnds. llutertown, liirkst'o., 'u..wrlles: Your compound ssrupof Wl rt Cheny sti-innrt lilirl.lv . Inti e been selllli'p nridreeom- inendlnir It to mv intlenlslur iiisn.v years and It nl tms urines (lllmclomln obsiliuili' emiglis, brim. chi.it rind nsthmnllinl nlT i tl. ns It leis made scm rcmvrkaiiie cures in uns s'-ciion, nnu i ronsuier u the iM remedy wllh which lam ai'ipnilhUil. I rice 11 sixnoines lorfi. u 1101 soiu o.t ojur r'lugglst.wo will ferwfid half doen by cxpresr, f;eitr ,1 puiu on itcelpt t'f pi Ice. Iirrieerthestmptomsliinll eommunlcaltons, nnd adlress litters to im. SWAYM. .v mix, m onn IX'ltMreet. riillildelt'lil.t. oenargiMtiii ne mane for ndt Ice. sold by druggists nnd dealers In medl- tncs generally, Centralia, l'a. r.bls, ';c-ly. cheap at tho Columbian omce. HOOTS AND S1I0RS. Hi. latest and bust s'yles, corner Main and Maikit streets, In tho old wsl omce. CLOCKS. WATCHES, 40. E. SAVAGE. Dealer in Clocks, 'Watches and Jewelry, Main tt Just below the Central MISCELLANEOUS. II O W E L L, T) iiNTIST. Office In Ilartman's lllock, second lloor, corner Main and .Market Stmts, May 1:0-1 y. liOWN'S HOTEL. llloomslMirg, l'a.. !. Stohlier, I'l . fl.SHofl. October, '7fl-tf M. DltlXKElt, OUX and LOCKSMITH, Ing Machines nnd Machinery of nil kinds re. palrt.l. OI KHA Housk llulldlng, moomsuurg, ra. Utl 1, r.I.OOMSHL'HO, 1 A I 1 Mnliiirr, Propiieior. Accommodations first cuss, ii.m in fl.su per day. itettnuraniniiaciieu .0, 1'HOFESSIONAL CAltDS. CI O. BAItKLE V, AttorneyRt-Law. Oliice . In Hruwer's building, Snd 8U)ry, l!0;in3 4 4; . Oti.15, '75 DM. VM. M. llEI!Elt,SiiiKeon and I'liysi elan, onice S. E. corner nock and Market stieots. r 11 KVAXS. M. D.. Suririon and I'liysi I elan, lonice uud Uesldeuee ou Third stuet, corner Jeiiei son. IV McKRI.VY. M. I).. Sureeon and I'liy Elclan, north side Main am et, below Market. 1). ItOMSOX, Atluiney-al-Liiw. in ll.11 tmau's building, Main btreut. Ollke H.ri KOSEXSTOCK, I'liottigniplur, :iarK wun sMore, .naiiiiiiit'et. .MISCELLANEOUS. rvAVID LOW'ENUKlKi U Ma Merchant Tuilm alu hi., aboto Central Hotel. T S. KUIIX, dealer ii. .Meet, Tallow, etc., JL centrH bireei, 1 iitvcen 'eoiiu uii't imiu. rilKX YOU WANT A 1 1KST-CI.ASS go to JAMLS IWAUVi BAKIJKK SIIOl', T1IK liEST IN TOWN, I'ndcr i:cLai.-e Hold, lilooinsburg, I'a. Oct. 13, '7..-1J- CATAWIS.SA. c. IF-' burg ni .T. TIIOItK'lU. ,.,.111,1 .innriuneit tntlirt Cltl7eilS Of niOOinS- irL-nmi vteinltv lhalho has lust received a lunauu complete asset tuiriit ui WALL I'AI'Elt, WINDOW SHADES, rlXTUllES, COUPS, TASSEl, and all other goods In his lino of business All the liewestlinu meal at'piutrii iiutt-iiiawt V"-"; ''.1 ulways to be iounc, in ma est-auiiautueui, wum nui, neiow -Aiarhet. . JXCIIAXGE HOTEL, OppoNilv llic Court House, llLOOMSIll'ItO, PA. Thd Laroesi and IIest In allntpects Inthc county Oct. 8,'7!-'y W, I). KOi IN. Proprietor, KTOTfBTTCrcanEsrscrirEHKBs LIVER COMPLAINT That dieaded olstase.fvom which so many person liter, Is fmiuently the came of IIEAIUCIIE, INDIUFSTION, IltsI l.fSIt, spcedllyie leted, and iireotten tcrin,inentl cured Swayne's Tar antl Sarsaparilla Pills. l-ntris nr., fftt'n rretentpd bvthe ue of these Snrsn pal lll.i Pill", astheye.no oH.thimiKU the blood the iiiipuillles 111,111 which they ailse. l or Costive- luss Hit ru Is iioining so eiietiuai ns nwiijiu- s tui- s.1,,k,.iu,rllhi !l!U. I hey ale purely tegeiatiie.aiiii 1 ci -jiet mi j on me l.ltfl IIS lllll" AlllSS Ol t.UIUIllt I, llliuin. mi, 1 tmiL- suits I10111 taking. triilress Ii II, rs In till. SWVYS 4. SON. I'll Ude 11I1I11. ,u charge tor ndvliv. Sent by null on ncelpt of puce, rnee 'Jjeenis a oo; live nues tor ? 1. ash. jour Drugylst fur them. TUB KAST MAIL. The revival of the fast mall brings tip again the illowlnz capital piece by John H. Yates, which wo believe llrst appeared In tho Rochester "Democrat.'' Liy by the weekly, lletsy, It's old like you nnd I, And rend tho morning's dally, with Its pages scarce ly dry, While you and t wero stcepln', they wero pilntlng them to-day, Is 1 ho cltv by the ocean several hundred miles away. "llow'd I get It I" llless you lletsy, you needn't doubt and laugh, It didn't dropdown from the clouds nor come by telegraph I got It by the llghtnln' mall wo'vo read about you know The mall that .Jonathan got up about a month ago. We farmers llvln' round the hill went tu the town to day, "osce the fast mall catch tho bags that hung besld' tho ways iulek as a Hash fromthir derlng clouds, whoso tern pest swent tho sky, rite bags were caught on bonrd tho train as II went ronrln' by. Vo are seeln' many changes In our fast tleclinln' veir t Stracgo rumors now are fcoundtn in our hard-of-hear-In' ears. Ere the sleep that knows no wakln' comes to waft us O'er the stream. Some great power may be takln' nil tho self-conceit from steain. 'ell do we remember lletsy, when tho postman cir Med malls, Win' horseback through tho forest, 'long the I ir.e tv 'nrtHn trails. How Impatiently w 0 waited w 0 were earnest lovers then For our letters eomln' slowly, many miles throujl wood nnd gl"n. Mnnv tlmrs, j on know, wo missed them-for the postman never came riien, not knowing what had happened, we did each the oth"r blamot Long tii'iso lover quarrels lasted, but tho (lod who melts the proud tlronghl our Urasln'hcnrts together and let sun shine through tho cloud. Then, r,t last, tho tidings reached us that the faith, fill potman fell llefore the foi ct savage with his wild, terrific jell, Mi 1 your leltershy and mouldered, while thesweet birds s 'ng nlinvn. And I was siyln bitter things about a woman's love, I ,uig uud tedious wero Ihe Juurneys few nnd far lie twe'n the mslls, In Ihe dajs when we were eourttn' when tlinshed with wporten Halls; Now the whlte-wlntred cars are fljln Mong the shores of Inlnvt sens, And joung lovers read their letter) 'mil lirxury nnd ease. We have w Hnos-ed many changes It our thrw-score years nnd ten: We no longer sit nnd wonder at the dl-rovcrlcs ot men ; Mi the shadows of life's cvcnln'wo rejoice that our boj's Are not called to meet the hardship that embittered hair our Joys. Like the old mall through the forest, youthful j ears go slowly tij ; Lieu the fast m ill ot the piesent, manhood's j cars how switt they tij ; We nro sitting In the shadow : soon shall bic.tk life's brittle cord Soon shall come the welcome summons from the fast mall of the Loid. Miscellaneous. Till: JI.'DuTS STOKY. iiy julia y. l'liirr.i:. Pil'iriM'tfi" TTFIYfl TMtEAS lUtOVVN'S IXMJUANf'E AfiKX J' OY, H-vchiinge Hotel, Lloomsburg, Pa. capital. r.tna. Insro., plllartroid. Connecticut.. o,!.ii,mi i.lverpool. London and illobo., Hojidot i.ittrs)oi Ijineitnshli'e , Eire Assueial Ion. I'hlladelphla.. Mii-ilcin of I'hlladelplila Athis of llariford Wj ornlng. cf Wilkes llitl re ... fanners Mnt11.1l cf DnmUle Imiitllli' MiiiuiiI Hnme. New York Commercial Union March M,'77 n.i 1 ii.ii 0 .. 13 w.u'ai . lii.onn, oil , . . 3,l'wi.rnti ... 1,1ml oeo , 0,0110 Sltt.eoil ... l.uua.w 75 0'h .... s.r. (i.iiiti .... li.OiKi.non 17S,9r.S,iXin r.M. II. AliHOrr, AtUT.ii7-ut-I.aft, Maui f.M. L. EYEKLY, ATI'OUNKY-A T-LAW, Cataw tssa, Pa. 'PI1E UXDEltNkiXTU itrrescnlingseveiHl ! ofthumosl coiin ivutlte nrd reliable A r n 1 1 eltii Fire liiMirnnce Ci r.lpnid"S, won'-l b-- leuv in oiler his sert lees to the elilieiisof liloomsburt. nnd vt -Hilt , leqtiesilng n reasonable fclmiv of the public ""'c"0 - .1 ..i.wrii JulySl-fm.- Illcntritbirg..lulv II1, K7U. Oii.ii- lu llrowir'h lllock. Collections promptly made and remitted, on'ce onpujlto Catawlssa Deiwalt Hank. "in-as THE "MOODY SHIRT." MADE TO OltDEli ONLY. iT.ltl'EOT FIT OUAItANTEED. ea"emen deslringShlrtswill p'ease drop ua a lino tjad 0 u Agent will tall und get the measurement. P. b. .MOODY, t-tiii 111,, la ji-Mr ..lebS 1,1,11b le.ic-ly J. II. KNlTTLIt. W. II. AUB01T Important to Fanners. and ererj body In wont of LIMB, LUMBER, AND COAL, w ht ireeted kuna nt cr nearlho Tawr MlU.on UieD.H.tW.lt. II. and are now prepared to sell lmntttierv rcasonablo prices nnd of good quality. Orders by the car prompijj rilled and shipped to any station ou the aboie road. A lull lloo of I.CMHEIt,of all kinds, dressed orlntne rough, Sblng'tn, Utlt and btj! Timber to hlch we Invito the attenUon of cu.to- iners. . Ordera received and Oiled tM Jjl-Vt' Filt Hviirla attention to buslneia wo hop to uTTia thaieolpubucisttronaje. , IJU it.-. . UUirr . ... I 11 A I VI. 1DIU." C lumbia County OF I.LOOrSIiURG, PENNA, I'm-mAi-i,. urn ltnni-Af rjtnv. rem-iwd nrll llrst 1S76. Iseomenlinllylocnitillu thocciitntl partot the town, nliil dot s it general 1IANKIMI bu-luess. Monet receititiou tifiHiMteunj, n 111111,-. .1.,.. out notice. Ss'hU niruugeiiieiils made with depos itor, and Interest ullowed on time Deposits. June DrafU on Arte l'ori and I'MlaMphi'i. Collections mado on all imiwitani towns in tin. u. .1.1 lowest nitesof pxcbaiigc. Ponds and stik i..:..i., n,i ti.iit nr,.l eniinoos enlleeted. Evert se curity given to rtejiosltora that can bo onered by nil) llltUK, Discount Days: Tuesday and ItIimy. RATE, SIS I'Klt CENT, Aug. 10, "item. Itching Piles Is gciicrnllj pieceded by a moisture, like perspira tion, illsiitssing Itching, its though pin worms were tranlln.' In tr nbonl Ihe rttluin, inrlleulaily at nlghtw hen un lresslng.ur In bed niter gelling warm. It appears In summer 11s well us win er, oflentlmcs shows Itself around I hi prt- ute pal Ik, and Is hut con llni'il tu mail's only, but Is quite us frequent that fe males are tur-5 amicteit, puittciiliirly In tln.es of pregnancy. eMendlng Ii 10 the v.igliui, piuMiu dls Iresslng almost bi'vund 1 " mweis of eiulurauce. Cases t,f longstnudlhg, piouounced Incurable, hate been permaneiitlj euitdbj sluiplj nppljlng Svvrayne's Ointmont, HOME TESTIMONY. I was Fori Iv allllcleil wllh one nt the most dlstres- tlnir ut nil i.L-i.iHs, i'i uiliu- tr 1'n.rl-n. or more cnii.inijtilj known us Hilling Piles. Ihe llchliig.it times was alinest Hiileiatl", liierea-ed by scratch ing, nnd nit ui.fitiiuei.tiy became quite sole. I hniii-htn i,o.v l( hw.nies oththiehi: Itsusee-ave uuli k lollc-f aud in Mult time made a pel fecit lire. 1 .-nt. oiiw slii-ii uiidMtulH tl. and 1 would uhlse all ho ill c stlflel II g w 11 h I his til.- trt s- lng 1 onq htlut 1 0 luoeuie swutiies tilhlment itl tn.te. I h.i'l Irlea pumlptlor.s almost limuniemble, without uniting ttuv iieimutietii letiti. JOSEPH W. CIIIIIM, ri'in of l.'osdtl A Chr'st. Hoot end shoe lluuse, .oi tn sccona sutet, rniuueipiui. SKIM DISEASES. Svrr-yr.o'c All-Hcdir.s Ohtacat It al-u a spcj'il f if ItIM, l' 11, iali ih-H'n. wald ili'Utl, er--l t'llis, l.iro'r lien, oionne, ui ni.-iii.. iTUMt, eui r.ious irupiions v iitiii) tiuu ai.u hariniess, tten un n.e inost icon ' union, intro-i eetiis, or sl buci f.-rji.s'. in tw I. .tl1 to any addnss tn i.celpr of pru rienanu c iv uj Hit. SWAYNL Jt t.ON. 33') N. Mil SfPhI!ildelpl.ls, r-rT.rr-gT,'"ff '' -' s-it-.--tyfj.trimg-iii jfn CAT A R.R H, HTM T'ToMS AND Ct III-. I'.itarihlinnallecii 111 of ui" no ci- r.i "ubrane 01 toe 1. up. thmitr. eliitt. i .. ac i:nn .nled wi'h dull leavv be..di,che.i.bsiiuctloii ot ine nasal p..ssagth, weak cu"i, vni erj nnd li.I'.:mi d, h.u'l.li 01 .ougli leg, lot leer the 1bro.1t exi'-t'tor.i'lnn cf nHelisllo mailer, niell and I asm oit Inipiiliiii, slurped up feellrig In Hie hend, incessji.i blowing 01 iiw unse, ..,,,1 ..il.pr si-iiirilnms lire llki'lv to amie.ir Vi'l'l dh- ii..f.-liir. niidnutllseitseH mine e unniou. nnd m.n less undersltnil by l'Mslclans. Mne-lenthsct the cai sof otlenslvebreaih are occasioned by Caluiru, "SwnjuoN CJtiturrli HeiiU'ilj" 1:1 a certain ond permnucnt cure, and v niraiited in iteri ease, no matter how ohtilnuttf trlongsinud, Ine. It can be obtained only U leldresslug im ..vV tvvp a- mis:, sai N'nitli sKlh slleit. Phli.tdtl ni,iA tfniud tnnnv nd.b ess on I ho teetlltof tho i rice, one rtollur, wllh full tlluttlois for use. also a lUHUCeOUOl Ot tUOUIt 111 llllU O.OIHU Ot ll.,lu.m..o slngconililJlht. Wti reptut It : II Is L did all 10111, p.iilsim Ihe bestreinedj for Cattiiili ever illseoveiu) l.inenilrf-rt lltiill be f iblJtllieil Olllt bV eildieS.tht llll SW 1 Ni: a SON. CM, Nolth SIMll street, Phil ,H,.iniii w 1111 11 r,-iiiitLuiice. us wo do Lot blaee It li: the kinds ot dealeis. Ihe sumo nswe Honur other reparniu.ns. 111 wii'iuv tui um t itwnn. n. 1.1c... la eslulevoubttwtliu uaveilUement In the "Co- umtlJU" lilooinsburg. Tn Ihe Worklnir l'ln. We are now prepared to fnrniLii nit elassts with constant tmplOMuent at bomclLewhilea the lime, or Icr their spiirfmo-int-r.ts. liuslnessiiew'.llclilai.dpiontable. Persons ;.. i.i.n-L.,v ..okilt t.iitti Irrun tA) cents to fA ler evenlnv, ond it proiiorllonal sum by devoting their whiilotlineto Iho buslntss. Hoys nnd girls earn nearly us much as teen. Tint all who see this notice "V.. .'.!; ,I..If ,tilrt.s noil lt IhO "JS!3.SSe ;..i a 1 1, 1 d ,inn,,rflll, li nlTPR 'In SOf h AS lire IlOt WCtl satl-md we IU vnd one dollar to pay for the trouble of w riling, lull puitlculurs, samples worth set eral dollars to commence w ork on, n nd a copy of I owe- nnu nre.iut, out, u tut- ik. v". I ...... n, t.t ii,hltrntlnns. all sent free bv mnl . read er. It iou wont permanent, predtaUe work, address tletirgO MinhOn AU., VlViauu, Mu.e Sept. 6, H.-llm. , LANK NOTEH.with orwlUi3 1 ur tudo nt tho colouiax oavrt orwiUicI'PUo Send S3C. to tl. V. HOWELL, cu., new iora.tr. r Pamphlet ot 11 0 pagis, centalnlng llsta ofeeeo iiswBDapera. and estluialea eltovt Ing fust of advert Is- Ing. D0. 8. dl- l- tOrt lr hy at home. Samples -worth II $0 IO V-O (roe. BrLsaon Co t.l'arlbuia, Maine, ilircui i-iy. Why Dye ? u iitiilter Itutt dray ttr llnr.lt the Kutr mav be. It can Iw lestored In Its original color and 5 ouihlul nppea ranee, by utelog London llair color restorer. London I.0111U11 lmdon lxmdon Iuiion London Ixjiidon noon Loudon A Itemei'y to lieln. state the Human Hair In a'l Itsjouthful color, lustie, softness and bosuiy. Hulr Itestorer Hair nestorer Hair Itestorer Hulr Hestortr Hulr Ke.u ur llalr Itestorer Hair Itestorer llalr Itestorer llalr Itestorer 411 persons lthouNnlro lo Ittiuuly ot personal appearance, should not neglect that nuturul necessity, the hair, ily mauv II has been it oMiriitied until It liiisbteoinethlnkray printliely tairtniH, '1 he Ixindun Hair color llestoierro.tores ..utun,u iiitsu-H. mnl lninsiLsa bcaltliv andinaturid color, thickens the, hair, emeu .daiidrunland aU tt.-i.v. uttlv erunuonaoh the scalb. mAklnirlt wldtu and clean, aud luiurlng a luxtirhint growillof hair In ItaiulureliOUlbtul color. I'lUeti cenll. 1'rlu- tipiil Pepot lor the U. S., I'ltuauctptun. SOLI) 1ST AIL JlllllGGISTS. Juno M '7-ly Tho Judge knocked tho aslics from lii' tipnr, and rose with tin emphatic Mieml' All tho others drew a long brnitli, nnd brmi";ut their chairs down from their tilted position. Grahnm had been tcllinjr n ftory to while away tho long hours of the Christ mas night, anil Graham was a magnificent storyteller. 'Your turn, Judge," said Graham with a slightj.tiigli, the Hush slowly dying out of us face. "Heat Graham's if you can," sa'd Ecn- ner, rubbing his hands together with great gleo. "You don't know the Judge, Eenner," said Williams. "Ho used tn equal '-Mr. Mid-hipmiin Eay' in tho number nf his adventures, and his grate in relating them." The yntms lawyer, whoe soliritiiet of 'Judge had been bestowed upon turn 111 the enrly dayp nf hi cnllppe life, from his up frnaturnl gravity nnd his sententious' nay nf leeiding questions that bored him, drew back-a elinir with u nourish, nnd then pi'sh ed it toward the. fire, ngain and rat down. I'll tell von what it I, boys von need not think I'm going tn be bea1 bv Graham I l ave a fitnrv to tell which is iu-t as goo. his, but then it mav losn mint thing in the telling. r'ineci v.e parted Rvn yeaii n(n have been itilcrvic.ving 15 acksteme, Oliilly, and others 'of that ilk,' and it srood ileal of the romance Iris faclccl nut in that way. von perceive. Ill" then, awo ftgrecd to meet in five years mnl t'omparo 1 t xin'rieitcc, if wis merely tn hnvo snmothin' tn tell, so I did mv best In linvtt nil itdveiiture Hem! ' Perhaps yon all icmcn'oer what my col lego days wcrJ Youdif,' Hunip'i! Then It will miv" me tho truii'Mo of lelling yon, though I h.vd studied up a fine bit nf pathos about them. Howuver, 'it dun't luuttur niiieli A it go 011 now. lic Jtict. Ilinugh, I mu -t speak of, ami that is, iie lii'.aueinl riiutlltifiii of your present orilnr ill lhr.e college day. I never said anything about it then, beeausv I was a deal Ion proud ; but tn tell you tho truth, boys, it rcipilred some screwing and some pretty eloia calculations to make my allowance cover my modest wants. I re member I used lo bo not a little envious nf Eenner nnd Graham when I saw them scat tering money nrpund ,willt tncli a lavish hand, and I with my fine natural abilities, pond looks, nnd exlraordinary stock of com mon sense," and tho Judge straightened himself back.and laughed in hi rare, genial way, without finishing his seuteoce, "However, to pass over that, and enmo to Ihe time when wo till left college, ith young honors thick upon ua. Weren't wo proud of cmr diplomas, though ? Hoys I want you to tell mo truly whether you ever took your sheepskin nut of its case after the first six months ," "Haven't seen mine since two weeks after commencement," murmured Graham "Don't know whero mine is," suit Eenner nnd the others intimated that their expert enco entirely coincided with his, "That's just it, boys." pursued tho Judge. "I tried to get n situation by exhibiting that imposing document, out niter u cood mnnv trials and na, many fgnominlous failWa, I put the pious fraud away am left, elf beluf, college graduate. I went In on nry merit' tl(eti, rcsodvfd lo win or perish. Sn the, 'at tepipt. It teemed that I would, have to ac cept tho latter alternative. I liad neither tlmo I fell in with Steve llanald, who wa 11 about tho sumo condition with respect to funds. I believe none ol you ever savr lilm, did you? I wish you had known him. He was half rreue.li, and that accounts for some ccullar traits in his character. A magnifi cent looking fellow, with n certalt kind of fascination about him that you.couldn t re sist. I couldn't, I know. Ho led mo into all kinds of scrapes that I never would have thought of going into, and it was impossible to blame him. lie had such it merry, light- hearted way with him when he chose, that took me quite by storm. Well, as I said, our condition was about tho same, financially, so wo joiucd together and rented n room in n very cheap but re spectable neighborhood. We kept bachelor's hall there very comfortably for awhile.while I hunted employment, and ho compounded wonderful Trench dishes nut of nothing. "I suppose in ray search lor employment I had started out with some foreign power or Postmaster General, ot something of that kind. My aspirations, !after declining for scvcial weeks, like a decreasing series in Geometrical Progressions the lelc noir of my boyhood at lust pointed nt an ordinary erkship in some mercantile establishment as happiness beyond comparison. Even here I was doomed to disappointment, and then I gave up the struggle. I had spent my last dollar that morning. All day I had walked from street to street, lrom square to square. My limbs wero aching with the uu accustomed exercise, my brain was in : whirl. I knew 0110 man whom my father had befriended years ago, in tho days of his prosperity, when the man was in great dis trcs. Since then, Fortune's wheel had turned, and my father had died in poverty while Mr. Laclede was onn of the money kings nf the." city. Can you understand why I would not go to him until every other re- totirce had failed ? Even then I went slow ly and reluctantly. I stood before the door in the g.vlight, w telling the crowds as they came and went, and tninking some very hit ter thing', it may be. in. knowing that tliev would snmi close un for the night, aud asked tn speak with Mr. Laclede. "He received me in his private office, where he was looking over and filing papers and he left me stsnding near the door, and went cm with his work, afler once looking up and saying, 'Good evening.' There was something repulsive about him, I thought, I letermined to try fur the situation first.wlth- cjut saying anything who I was. So I slated my business very eniieicly. He raised Ins spectacles upon his glistening forehead, re ferred from me to a paper he held, and lrom the paper back to me, and then said : 'Young man, there is no vacancy, and even if there were, for the past two weeks then- have been, on an average, twenty ap plications like this per diem. You had bet ter a'niilv somewhere else.'' "My hand was on the door knob, but I turned around and looked at him. With out knowing clearly how the words came, I said plowly : "I am Kenneth Lane, sir. My father helped yu once, in the greatest extremity of your Ule "His face llti-hcd a little, and he inter rupted testily :" "Ah, certainly ! Hut you see, Mr. Ken reth Lane. I can't wioJe situations." "I don't know what else he was going to sav. I shut the door.and passed out.through the long rooms, pat smiling clerks who no doubt read my errand nnd its failure 111 my face, and out into the street. 1 do not re ember anything eNe, very distinctly, ex- cent that I seemed plunged suddenly into an a' ley, and from that into all kinds 01 .-n Thoroughfares desperate place, mat would have shrunk from at any other time. trnn ennseiniis of rushing along at times, and then of blindly groping my way ilramrinx mvself along slowly and painfully It was in one of these latter moods when I was seized nnd brought to a halt by two ill fsvnred villiaiis.whn proceeded to go through inviioekets ill gallant style. Apparently disgusted with the general emptiness nf thnp receptacles, they turned mo around to the light. "Drunk." said nneof them, 'or else 0 fool, T tlon't know which.' "C'nme.my eovey,"sald theo'her. 'You're mi innocent, you air, and you'd better skin ,,i nt this afore you get a tap on the Inn I !' "I fk-ip'icd nut of tliw. and pom' foum nivs:f ',ivlng tho eity behind, apd coming out 011 tl - I 'oad field-, lying white and slill beii'.alh t' " i''jht nf Iho moon. Then my scne began r-Munilug, and I -at down by tho fide of t'" rev!, bared my head, nnd tried to look rs,lpily at my -itii.UInu or r.uher mv w.'.nr nfouo " 'Well, suppose a carringe "comes along vour first job is tn wing tlieMrlrcrTafter which you can talk with the Inside passen gers at your leisure. Incase It's a rider, or a foot passenger, you can deal with lilm easily enough. Hut then ycu've got to have a quick 1. aud on the trigger,and jou haven't got the pluck you know.' Haven't I V I cried with a kind of reckless daring. 'If I was armed I'd show you before to-morrow. I don't owe the world much gratitude, nmL I had ns well do something despcralo. aiid get hanged, and done with all. "Oh, as for arms, I could let you have mine,' said llanald, not looking at me nt all, but back towards the city 'Hut I don't llko much to do it. You'd never use them.1 ''I need not go on to tell you, boys, how it all came about, but in less than half an hour Hmald was on his way back to the the city, while I with his pistols in my pocket, was triding along the green lanes that led far ther nnd farther out into tho country. I was lesperate,of course, and a burning fever was bounding in my pulses, confusing all that I lid. It must certainly have been that, com bined with llanald's influence,' that BCt me, Kenneth Lane, behind a hedge,witl a pistol in my hand and a murderous intent in my heart; while the moon shonfl'whitely pver the broad fields, and the long ribbons ol roods that lay between them. "The first that passed was a man whose face I could not see. I had my finger en the trigger I was just ready to spring out up on him, when suddenly well, Graham, he commenced whistling that same little. foob ish lovo.tune you used to be. always whist ling, singing and playing, at college. That made mo grow very weak, and I couldn't move. It brought back al.1 ypu fellows so distinctly. Hy the way, I wonder if he will ever know hotv near that little love tune saved his life? Talk nbotit the value of little things, the stars might all have fallen from their spheres, and never have affected me ns did the few simple bars whistled by that traveler along the moonlit road. 'I recovered mvselt after n little or rather lost myself again and began to. won der nt my weakness ; and then, just as I had stiaightencd myself up and laken anew hold on my resolution to do something desperate, I heard the rattle of carriage wheels far away on tho moonlit, white ribho 1 load. In-tantly I was on the alert, with every faculty quickened I raised my pistol and examined the lock, wondering at the same time whether my sentence would be hang ing or transportation, or imprisonment for life, with hard labor. Before I had settled the matter in my own mind, the carriage had come nearer. The wheels were rattling furiously. Who could it be, driving at such a breakneck speed? Then suddenly it came in sight, and at the same moment I heard the terrified screams of women, saw that the 1 river cvas missing from his place, nnd tha the horses were running away. In an instant, forgetting everything else at those cries of dMress, I dropped my pistol and sprang into tho road. Just for a moment the startled horses paused, and in that moment I seized the bits. Then com menced a fierce battle with the frantic, plunging steeds. I was thrown down, tram pled upon, but I clung to tlieni n ith despair- ng energy. Ten m.nutes ago, my only thought had been to lake life: now', my on ly desire was lo save it. to it was, I clung to the horses and kept them there, until I felt stronger hands assisting mine, and then the wild struggle, tho broad fields, 'and the whlteroad all faded away and lelt nothing but darkness and silence. "When I awoke well, boys, I thought Aladdin's lamp- had certainly come back upon Ihe cnrlli, and somebody had, been using it for my benefit. Ifl had came back- to life in our room, llanald s and mine, I might have concluded that the whole affair had been a horrible dream, and so said noth ing more about it. Hutit certainly was sur prising to find myself in a strange room, on a strange bed, with a rosy old gentleman leaning over me on one aide, aud a rosy old lady cm the oilier, their faces expressing the most lively solicitude, while a grave- medi cal gentleman first felt my pulse, and then rubbed thu palms nf his hands together with great salislactioii. Nor wa3 my aston ishment decreased, when the rosy old gen tic man mid : "The dear bov ha come through. Allow me to lake vour hand doctor. We owe so much to jou." "Whereupon he shook hands voryln.trtlly with the doctor, and then with the old l.idy, and they all seemed extravagantly glad of my recovery, It was mtuiil-iiing, too, In the days that followed, while" I was lying there- Umi wtak to move, to seo how I was waited tin nnd cry holiday took me back to the home ol my preserver, where Mr. and Mrs. Lyndrny rented mo like a son, and their fair daugh ter smiled on me at rare intervals. At last I was admitted lo the bar, sicco which I have oecome well, boys you know the test." "The most promising young lawyer in thejatate," said Fenncr, emphatically. "Hut what about the'daughter, Judgo?" said Grahnm. "You surely aren't going to lnve us in the lurch, afler we had all con cluded thero was going to be a spice of ro mance about It." Brought t Tern 1, "Sweetcake William,' cried Judge Co, of Virginia, yesterday. "Yes," answered a slight young man ris ing to his feet and stroking a dyed mous tache tlth a hand burdened with rings. "You are charged with assault and bat tery," said his honor, "in having belted a man over the head at the Diamond Orotte saloon last night." "Jcsso," calmly answered Sweetcak Oil. ves. tho dautrhlerl" said Kenneth William. "Ye see, jedge, I walked back U Lane, with a blush. Then the rising young llie Eame an1 out twenty In two bit lawyer drew himself up with thegradcand CUIP8- 1 Pur "ve on ,ne utu- six to uride 'of a young god. "My friends," he wIn nn' coppered the queen to take the -aid, with unmistakable sweetness, "if you eight with four an' a half. Then I pot four will go down to Mr. Lyndray'a on -the first on the ace straight, fur I was bound to make lay of the new year, and vou will 'see me "cratch, being down to my seams, as it were united to Ethel Lyndrav. mv nucen amour with tho hashman and tho land lady. The vomen." five on the four an' six was raked In. I "Hurrah I Three cheers for the Judge Bnt awlly wlth m? bet 00 the 1ueen ' and his bride I" springing to his feet and eight, an' looked around to see how the ace waving his cap, and the cheers ere given was gcttin' along, when I saw a stiff walk with a vim that brought back their college inE' away wllh il fur a ,eePr' 1 didn' days afresh. Life in India. Tho next day I landed at tho City of Pala ces, and shortly after had an audience of the Marquis of Hastings, Governor-General and Commander-in-Chief of India, to whom I brought letters from his niece, Lady William Hussel, Mr. Cook, of llolkham, Lord Lau derdale and Lord Holland, These served me in good stead, for thero happened to be a vacancy on ills personal staff, to which 1 was immediately appointed. The following say nothin' but took it outcn bis fist, all in good nature, an' win a ten by copperin' the jack. Hy this time the deal was nearly out, an' the deuce, tray, nine, seven, eight an' ten spot was cases 'Copper the odd an' take the even,' see I, layla' down all I had just twenty-eight big dollar. I knew jer honor " "My good fellow," interrupted the judge, "you are speaking Greek to me. I know uothlng of this jargon." "What's that, judge?" asked Willuun slightly puzzled. I say, my good fellow, that this hasn't week I accompanied Lord Hastings to hi country seat at Hanrackpore to take my turn anything to do with your case of assault of aide-de camp in waiting. Wo dined al and battery. You gamblers are becoming' I ill the afternoon. After dinner, two phto too turbulent altogether. I have a good tons, each drawn by four white horses came mind to make an example of you, sir. It t the door. On one side were ranged seven would he well for men ofyour class to re elephants, gaudily caparisoned, especiall) member that you are not allowed te carry the one destined to carrv tho "Lord Sahib," on your immoral trade merely upon ( which bore the title of bahadiir fe-enerallvi. ferancc. When civilization, sir, advance mil had "a livery more gaudy than its fcl lows." On a word from the mahout the br- liadiir went oil all f turs to receive its load. ladder was placed against its side; Lord Hastings ascended nnd made me seat my self beside 1 1 1 111 . My first ride was not alto- getlicr'itgreeable. The equilateral movement somewhat in these western outposts, the country will be mortified by the spectacle of legalized vice which now disgrace the stale of Xevada, and renders it so difficult a tak to keep the rising generatlou fron following the evil examples whteb are con stantly before their eyes. Proceed, sir, but. if the animal, in its walk, tno much resem- drop your professional slang, and remember ' bled that of a ship in n heavy swell. I re- that the court knows nothing about the member being struck with the beauty of an game of faro or any other gambling de-air-plant which formed n succession of fes- vice." toons over our heads. The elephant was or- "Oh, ye don't," said William. "P'raps' dered to gather it forme. The delicate man- Ve don't call to mind the night you and me ner in which it separated tho tender parasite snatched a $15 sleeper when a drunk didn't from the tree with Us .trunk could not have .ttVv enoueh to pick up a split on a bet o been outdone by the most delicate of human I thirty. P'raps ye don't remember when I lingers, une. evening my attention was nr- staked you at three this inorin' over in me rested by tho behavior of the elephant that new Drop In ? P'raps you and Jake Small was to carry the Governor-General. It would Lju't snacks in ropin' in snooxer"? P'raps not stand still lor a moment, but kept con stantly snaking the little ornamental bells ..silen(.c r roared the court, glaring at ' ui u. aa iM i.cn . un inquiry 1 lound tho Brinning crowd of caricatures outside that the "bahadur' being indisposed, this tUo rM Tuere etcm, to be nothi.g 1. uimiiut nufimcu ita juui;e, uuu iuur, us con this case, William. You leave the court te infer that you were being cheated, and you lifted the stiff under the ear. You're dis charged." A'.Woman'sejjfUtloB. Never use a lady's name in an Improper place, at an improper time, or in mixed company. - Never make any assertions about'btr that , you think are untrue, or allusions that you feel she herself would blush to hear. When you meet men who do not scruple to make use of a woman's name in a reck less and unprincipled manner, shun them, for they are tho very worst members in the but "his much approved nnd esteemed good community.-men lost to humanity. masters." Hut the subject that most into- Mnr tt.8ood woma.n 1 .tcter has been rested me was his military life beginning ru'utd D"n u '- from 1773, when as Francis Eawdoii, Caps ufactur?d X.ome .vlUl"' "d tin of gaenadiers, he had two bullets wllere u 6I10U"1 U.' . . through his cap at the battle of Hunker's !,re8eaco 01 those wuci.ejuogm.nt coum nu. imiiiiiii7..i,.n 1 ,. . 111.. ..... actcr tuein irom uuummn iv -u. vi, ... riiairLioiniit Atlll- 1 . a t .. c .ntratlHg the armies of Ilengal, Madras and br.gB.niC tortious arose from the pleasure it felt at the gaudiness of its apparel. When I approach ed tho conceited beast it was making a noise with its trunk like the purring of a cat, I used greatly to enjoy these elephantine rides. It was gratifying to a youngster to be on fa miliar intercourse with a man, who, as a soldier, orator, or statesman, had been before the world for nearly half a century. On public occasions Lord Hastings was. the most stately of human beings; you then saw only the haughty ruler over a hundred and odd millions of fellow creatures; butlete-a-tete in a howdah he was totally different, ould talk freely on all subjects, nnd make no secret of his disputes with the East India lirectors, who wero everything in kis eyes, It wjs clumpy enough, toy', I ran tell maJe much of by the whole family. They vou. Tho eeiisc of failure i horrid thiiif, r,,;, nio after awhilo howl had saved the and it had full o"Ss,ibiii nf nm then. I jives of the roty old lady and her daughter wa io mi , and had li'.toJ m "ell for 0110 ol wi, wcrtf in tho carriage that night, and how tlie higher, nobler work, ol life, jii't to be j w,n dragged out froai under the horses thrown bd"k and told that there were no v.i- Lnuised at.d bleeding and with my left evii-ies. Itighf then ami there I felt that !lrm broken ; how I was brought ther?, an trewer powers in my brain, w.iicu could I ncvcr rceovend tou'ciousneis at all, but Bombay, on n given spot on a given dav, he annihilated the l'indarrees and wholly sub verted the power of the Mahrattas. There was one subject in which tho General and his aide-de-camp took a common irterest we were both ecthusiaftic nimlreis of Stmkepeare. As wo vere tolerably well up in our author, we used tn recite to each pagated, and the smallest thing derogatory lo i woman's character will fly on the wings' ot tho wind, aud, magnify as it circulates, until its monstrous weight crushes the poor unfortunate victim. lit spi el the nnmv oi woman, for your mother aud iter aic women, aud as you would huv., their fair fame auUruliU'd and other our favorite passages, and occasionally li"-ir names uneuibitlti. d s'v Utf iiauiltrer with such emphasis that I often wondered uiiim; longue,ueea te. m uoujou. what the mahout must have thought of our seeming altercalinns. Like Iloeneo Wal- pole, L ird Hastings was a stout apologist lor Uiehiird III., ami tllirvrvl fiom the vl. w tl..-.: his favorite bard has liken nf hi character. He contended that Ilichard was to be jj.lf wctds may lull g upon the mother, the ! . ter or wife of so'.ua kibe creatu.'. A harmless old lusatte bnardipg- In a Washington (l'a.) family who tragically re citeb ''Sicrcniner t'lTatoiU," anil haa a Snake-. ed by the moral.? standard of the iig-j In I spearc with John Wilkes Booth's nam lu .l.t..t. t. it 1 ! tt l... .u.. lt:,.li,,.r tvnicu no meti, ami nm iiy ours; nut his i ii, is s?niiioimtiy paitttico uj sue jit.vu.a, humanity was on n par with that of Edward I Levur as the living assassin ol I reMdew IV., nnd that in his short reign of King he Lincoln. His identity is based on the dou did much to mitigate the tyrannical mens-1 whether Hooth was killed, on thecoincidi lire of hi. elder brother. I was nmusevl to I eitca of the crazy man's appearanco at Wash! hear him defend Eii hard for t'Ltlirg ofl'the I ington, nnd his mode of life since, as wel head of his anreVir tho Lord Hastings ef as on thn identification of Booth by friend , , - ir ... . j. .. I... . . ...I . ...... . .. ...,,.t will me ii name nun piuti. .-uiionh " went u'l intti a raging lever, auu iiy utxi to tuitiony tie ii.iugiii sen prer.erv.iuon luuy I wno laiiniuny Kept nis secivi uum m they wero only given th" opportunity. .All, Jeath's door for weeks. They told me how wnriaiited Ihe deed, Lord MUmarlc't lice-1 assassin's mind gave way. boys, there was the liltterne.s ot 11 1 i j ialkcd in my wild delirium now arraign- tolltctmnt. miirht as wel bo n highway rotiucri x aaiu i.,,. ir. Laclede for base inerat tude. then - - The Widow and THE UOUQUCT.- oltuiil rlesojiriiiclv. InnnvliiL' that lUuald was uuon mv track Htg NlOHT C.WH. An American lady nrettv widow, whose husband has been de: ' i a-'-o , . , , i a . .... ti-et.-tt. i.t ttilmt I tl.lnl.-l' sni.l h voice I wherever I went at that he was uroinirto "au "eeu lismng inenat in Canada several vears. received a beautiful liouqu close beside me, and when I started and make me commit murder. Then I was wait- the St. Lawrence at Cape Vincent tho other day. The man that sent it hsj turned, there was.Slevo llanald sitting there ing behind tho hedgo with my. finger upon 11,1 week, and courteously invited tho cus- been flying around her with an farneatnrl as coolly as if wo had walked to the place the trigger of the pistol, listening to the rat' t"u"" uaggage. 1Uere worthy of a dry gomls clere, ana it. was w arm n arm. I never had quite liked Ills tie oi carriage wneeis . lar away upon the " """"B i'puiet m mo extra delight mat ne saw uor pass n, - - I . . .. . .1 lrii.,1-. Ii n .1.,, .. I.l. .... 11. I . . ..... , . . A i ntliko wnv of wntoWnff ami coming on me roaU, ami the next moment l wa crying ". V") Baj"t tnat eTemng wun mo Douquei oi noirenrt . .. . i i . I .1 ... t n, A ...... I .1. .i I I 1110 I) me-! tinH)fL(4l t Iih lurivt rnnl' ond I !.. minAviirrft. out it mui never biameu meue-iiuui. vuciu nciu wuu.cu imiuc. uuu iuiv i i ... .b. i ui jjc uauu. foi n ns it did then. wh( save them ; nna 1 would strivu to rise, p"b '""' neap OI stockings, aim over- "Am so pleased to see you with them,- i 'iVhv Ptevel' I exclaimed how came d would lall bacfc exhausted only to begin oi uress inuienais, ponnceu taid he, and a thousand little cupids dim- " . 1 ..1, .. ..:.. Ulton a dozen tinttes.nt l-tench lii-mnle. I .,!,! li I.!, .i.ll.i - - a I I'. At. IU .... OIU..V. "Do you call thisKncaring apparel?" he "Yes," she replied, "it was very kind otibere?' an over again "flh. I've kept j-ou In sight nil tho evo- )"u picture boys, how I had Allen ..inr, I thnuffht vou didn't seem ctuite right. P Paradise? After all there u 'n divinl ""to " - I . -a . .1 la . i so I fd llowed. Devilish cool, that, in old ty l" suttI''8 our cnu'V "US" new won as T ttcteAV. wasn't it?' we may. xuey iiaugainereutne wiioio story I 1 1 IP1 . al. 1 . it - Tl... noestlon bronchi mo back to irom .uy ruvtugs. iitere was ..oiiiing le.v to f . lit iffta lArrllilo ' I fif.1i! ltf griCVol.i'. "' . . . ' . , , . Hint nlirbt beside tho hede-e. nnil vaI .. fnther started him In business wiien lie nau " :: . : . T . ' . '"-v not a triced or a dollar in tho world. When I think of that, I could almost swear ge'anco on vl mankind for that man1 ingratitude.'! "Yca.'saiirrfcnald, 'but remember your Amotlcan puverb,' Tho world owes you a living, "I'll never be ablo to collect the debt I' I returned, bitterly.' asked sternly. "Why, yes." replied the In vou: I alwava knew vou liked him : I lauy, iney are mylhutband's night caps." tall them to hu -rave A lawvpr ulm i1rtfa nnt .ip1!va In law n I Dhvslcian who does not believe in medicine. 1 K al'"XK rule ougnt to be a clergyman preaching doctrines which are Invariable with every good bouse-ketper: false to his own convictions, these are drud. iual ,no ueu,u lup soiu not could ue g.ud and lender, 1 hey restored fa )ower orJer uian the Irishman car- be mado "Cept when lt U lo l diretly I ulritnirtli anil irtn tilirtnil in mo 'I'Iiak ... I M . ... I .1 1 .1 II II. r.11u tll. J ven- "'" , "'.' . mauD ry Ing his hod of bricks up the Udder. James ""ru' " "",U'T abaie I "'"s' " v. - cihB nuuureu j i.'rcenaa Clarke. I lurn 1,10 """"issvs every lew aays, who all I n,l triialt.il Wtmn I Irn. .1.1. ln . 1... I . I ..... 1... .1 .1 I 1""- "" "".i"iiim Tn e inns. n , tn ..en It in. ..,.1 ... sctnuuuii K.iu.t uitapuvu Katnilini on old gontleman fouud me aBpleudld position, unscajonablo motion is but beatintr the air lhem' Then wl,ed Put n ordri l li and 1 continued my law studies in all iny incon I shoets and blankets baying tbe dry beat ef leisure moments, wr, l.yudray gave me a . the k tchen fire n them, there wl 1 be small most cordial invitation to make his house TurtN'lso Tim Tables. A vcnertble dl-1 risk of that chill which the travellers dread. my home, and treated me with such loving vine, who had been dining out the hirrht Wo repeat It. a room kept undanintdt sweet. confidence that I must have made myself I before, went iuto abarber's shun onn mnrn. I and sun wholesome, with a drl.it b,l .nil "But ynu wouldn't make a good highway worthy of it, however ignoble and unwor- ing to be shaved, He saw that tho bather I pleuty of well alted bedclothes. Is wlthia robber, you know,' caid Kanald, musingly, I thy I might have been, bo It was that when had been cettlnir mom drink tl,.., . the. reach ofall tn l.e th.Sr ..a t. Ililoughtugwpthoeartli at nu leet witn a j Mr. Laclede came and oflered me a position for him, lor It made his handshake very I U that sensible visitors ask, It is betlir tsWlfilck. You haven't the tight kind of I as book-keeper in his establishment, I was I much, and naturally Indignunt, be began I than a hot etove in the roeu.or hot bottle, money nor lrlcnds. and there t fere nlentr ,rl short Wlf youug men with wealth oai osition, r,ady 1 pluckTs eaabled to decline tho houor, with the old to fill cyery vacaucy. I v.aw jiretty ba.'d up I "What a& diVW It tako V I asked with I speech a little more proudly uttered.- 'I am lur mouvy. yuu kuww. uuu Ji was ttDint Hit 1 a anon isAiiru.- , .... ,u.. , to give him a little moral advice, eaying; lUg, or Indlarubber granalee ia tkebfi, imu viuiig, urnik-. "ie,- said the barber, I ana wno so complain of tals let Um cs. 'lit makes the akin remarkably tender." plain. ,1 I W ,,ai a - isiBMBLILLLLLLLBMLLiiiLLi
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