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Ii St'iTi ri Tson III Goluinbt county assumes to pay luc
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If-' SHSiES BLOOMSBTJRG, PA., FRIDAY, JANUARY 12, 1877.
I1I.WI, II.Mtl III 1 III. onidCMle prl OH. I
THE COLUMBIAN. VOL. XI, NO 2
COLUMBIA DEM0C1I AT, VOL. X LI , . 0. 43
One Inch, (twelve linn or It anlTleatla HWf
reli type) one or two insertions, I1-60 1 UrteuiMi
tlons.ia.ew. . ' 'x
inci. 1. IK. IK. . W;.JT.
onolncu ,.,.,.lxo tn.ui 4.o 0S-S
Twoincbw, ,.,..1.1. mm 6.ie l-0 ti-?
inrce inches. , .... a.eu i." . w ;;"
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i)iiaricr column lei.es l!-f H-1" i"-10.
Imir column... ......is.oo is.oo io.w tu.ou
Une column tu.M M.oo .ti.oo so.
lt.IV
tl.tw
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1iai.ii
Yearly AclvprtlspmrfitR novablo quarterly. Iran
ulent n(fvrtiimMit must be- Dald lor oerore Insvriea
except where parties hare accounts.
1-cgal advcriisemenu two dollars rcrlncniorinres
Insertions, onci at that rat for additional insertion!
without reference to lenuth. . ...,..
Kxccutor's, AdmlnlBtrutor's and Auditor t nouai
Transient or Local notices, twenty cents aline,
rcgularadvertlsemcntshatf rates.
cards In the "business Directory" column, one
dollar per year for each Uno.
Columbia County Official Directory.
I'rnstlent JuJia-WUII.im Etwoll,
An jeUlo J djus -Iram Dorr. M. O. lluihcs.
??J lubtnr . c.-li. . FrunKZarr.
?,?,CT-WIHiln,Yl.JMoby.
Ilitrlrt Attoi nay lohn M, Ul.uk.
MiertiT- . .
siivs or-lsaac nmvtlt.
Tr iiir.'r-nr II. W. Mcncynolits. ...
oi ii'mUlTiors-lolin llfrncr, 8. W. Mcltcnry,
,'onU"or.-Oerl5-WlllUinKllckbfttim.
Aiillti.s-u v.li.Klliic. l.li.Cawj,i:.U.llrow.n.
fjrjii'T-i'liirli-sH.Miirpli . ..,.
Inry jnomijiiursIncob II. I rltz, William II.
l"'i nt siipjrintcn lent-WJ llam II. Pnyilrr.
IlljjnI'air i)ltrl"t-l)lructiirs-i. I. l.n, fo't,
,V ii. Kr.inuT. Itlojnubnr!? and Tiiommcrevcllng,
loo t. o. r. lint, Sccrctiir .-.
Bloomsburg Official Directory.
nbTnib'irj Uan'dn:? company lohn A.Funslon,
Prc.1 1 , n , II. II. 'ro z, Cashier.
V'lrY s' ' Ijnal lianH-Charles It. IMxion, '-resident
'.r.''j!,'"vSl?,'t al sar.n,r Pnml anHLoan
1 1 lon-I'.. II. Lit le, I'resldcii', C. W. Miller,
It't iPVt
111 ji iiii.iru ntillillni nniisavlnit l'unil Assorla'lon
-V n. IVICJ.'U. Preil h-nt.-1. 11. CohlHon. "rrremry.
ntiwiiMr.' Mil ual Olivine l'unil Anvla Ion J.
J. nrmver, lTcldcn , c. (i. iureio , sccro nrj-.
CIItTIICTT DIIUX'TOUY.
r.ITI"T tllCKCll.
Ilev. .t. I'. Till In, (Supplv.)
sin-ln'SiTvlfci-t ju m. anil 0, p.m.
u unln.nl (1 n In
rrjier Moetlnj -livery Wctlncjilay crcnlns nt t,4
cock.
Maa s free. The public are Invl ea lo nilend.
ST. MATTHEW'S lXTIirnAS CIU'llCII.
Mints cr-llcv..r. vefron.
Kimliv SitiIi'03-104 n. in. anil CXT- -
U..n:l . .. ltr.fil0 ft. 1V
i'r.v cr Mcu ltiu-Uvcry V"cilntsilav evening nt ex
cini'K.
SiaUfree. Xopews ren'ed. All nro welcome.
rnEsirTEitiAMrni'Kcii.
Mint, er-l'.cv. siuan ll'-hell.
S in Uy MerUees i dm a. in. ana G,v p. m.
I'M er.Moe lnj-Kvcry Wednesday evening a! Gj
Be.i s'f rec. No now3 rented. Si rancors welcome.
MF.TIIOM3T KnscorAt. ciiuncii.
I'rpsUIIni llUcr llev. N. S.llucliliiiliam.
Minis er llov. .1. s. McMuir.iy.
Sunil.iv Services 1 t niulcx ! m.
'... ; :.,. i , r.w o'clock.
VM'inir Men's ITa er Jlcn Ing-iHcry luesil.ij
CTenlnft a x o'clock. ..,,
iieiier.il I'rajer.Meeltng-Kvcry Thursday evening
I U'CIOCK.
IlEKOKMEDCUfHCII.
Comer or Third and Iron streets.
iMstor- ltev. (l. Ii. Hurler,
ilisl lanco-C'iilr.il Hotel.
Sunday serlees 10)s a. m. and i p. m.
snn'la Srh ml u a, m.
I'm' er Meeting saturdav, T p. m.
All'aro Invited Thero H nlays room.
ST. rACL'BCUl'KCII.
Hector
sunda- Services MM a. ra., ex p. m.
Sunday school-on. m.
i'i a. , , ... i.i itm iiwitillv Unlv Cnminunlon.
Hen Ices urenaratury to L'ominunlon on Kilday
evening K'lore the M Sunday In cmii inoniu.
l'cws rented! but everjbodv welcon.e.
EVASOm.lCALCIIL'l'.CII.
Presiding r.Mer-llov. A. I.. Heeler.
Sunday senlce-J ) n, In the Iron street Chinch.
1'ra ir Met'tlng l.very raooiuu iu i p. iu.
All arc Invited. Allure neleuino.
the ciicncii or cmusr.
Meets In "Hie llttln Uriel: church on the lull,"
known ns the Welsh Uaplbt cliiirdi-oii lioek btieet
Kegular meeting for worship, every Lord's day nt-
seiilsrree; and the' public arc cordially Invited to
attend.
jyll. A. L. TUItNEIt,
itcsidcnco on Market Street one door below
). .1. Wnilcr'8.
nmcn over Klelm's Drug Store. Ofllee hours from
1 to 4p. m. for treatment of dlsoasc of tho Hye, Lar
and Throat. . . .
All calls night or day Komptiy nttenaea to.
Apr.WTS-tf
u. J. c. iturrint,
riiTsiciAS ftsuminox,
Ofllee, North Market street,
74jr Uloomsburg, ra.
i:. orvis,
J . ...,- . ft. t . ,,
OFEicB-Hoom No. I, ' Columbian" Ilutldlng.
Sept. ls.isis.
SAMUEL KNOKIt,
. n. ... . tr 1 m T ( tf
A ITU i 1' J- 1-1J l ,
IlLOOMMU'ItO, PA.
nniiv,
Streets
llartmnn's UlocV, corner Jlaln and Market
THE LUNGS
C.
t.
W.MILLElt,
ATTOIINLY-AT-LAW
onieeln Urowcr's building, second noor.room Ko.
Uloomsburg, ra. juiyi.n-
c.
V.& W.J.liUCKALEW,
ATTOItXnyS-AT-LAW,
liloomsburc. I'a.
omee on Main strcot, first door lelow Com t House
.Mar.Vit y
F..C J. M. CLAHE,
ATTOIINEYS-AT-LAW,
Uloomsburg, Tn.
omee In Ent n uutldlng. April 10,'H-y
A. cnKvr.tisn smith. hervet ewinu oann.
CHEVELIKO SMITH & ROX,
ATTOUKEVS-AT-LAW,
Uloomsburg, ra.
rr-AU luislress entrusted to our care will reelevo
R.
A.CI:
rrompt nttonUon.
julyi,73-y
mi.LMKYEIt,
ATTOUNEY AT LAW.
Orricn-Adjolnlng C. 11. A- W. .1. Uucknlew.
Uloomsburg, ra.
Apr. 14,'70-ly.
ii.i.itti e.
H. & 1!
E.
uon'T. n. i.ittij!,
Jt. LITTLE,
ATTOHSEYS-AT-LAW,
Uloomsburg, l'a.
wt...,nnftft i.ftrt-ft ll.ft It. . l'nlrnl onieo attendeil
to. oilKelnllicCoUiiiibianiiuiicung. ij
T) UOCKWAY & ELVELL,
-A- . w rt . rn T I VI'
AT1UI1A IV 1 o-jv i-uiv ii,
Cot.mr.iAN nctnuMi, Uloomsburg, l'a.
Mnnim r,f iim fnitcd states law Association
Collections made In any part of America.
-7-ILLIAM I1KYROX,
ATTOllXEY-AT-LAW,
Centralin, l'a.
l'.b is, 'TC-ly.
IILOO.MSI1U11G I)IllECrOUY.
OC'IIOOL OliDEItS, lilaiil;, int ininteil anil
3 neatly bound 111 s-nan uooks. mi nunu
rnr salo m the coLUiiuiAitunice'. leb la, 1S.5-U
M1SCELLAKEOUS.
IM.AN'K DKEDS. on rarelii.i.'iit nii'l Linen
t ihivr I'ninmnn nnd tor Ailinlnls rators, Execu-
5h ami trustees, for salo cheap at the COLe'MiiiAN
oillee.
li r.MMllACE I'KUTII'ICAf ES i'l.t iirintiil
1 .nii tor sa c at ine Columbian iiim is .-.nm-
WUOW E L L,
i ) li. JN J. J. O 1 .
omee In llartmnn's mock, 'eccnd tloor, corner
Main and .Market ttrtcts,
r.LOOMSUUIKl, I'A.
May 20-ly.
Jileinnislinrc. l'a., 11,
Aecouiinoilullons llrst-
llestauraui utiaeneu.
r.a. ni o..,i .tnttii. w!nnU kittmlv thi'in- I IJvUWiN n JIWIJ-Ij,
1..;- r.: u.... .utini.ta i t 1 sin hut. rrtr uior.
1 ,11 .1 1111-. IV. j..T. 1 1
.1 .tn,n Knimimiv nnir. T ipv rniitfiln IliP cor
iro1;, tho'lbS!'1' O M. DHINKElt, GUN an.1 LOCKSMITH
Btalilo siioiild have, one. V.r.m vneidnes and Machinery of all kinds re.
villi!-". TITKS iu.t nrinte.1 and fur sale pain il. oi-eka IloitE uulldlcg, inocinsourg, 1 a.
cheap nt tho Coi.umui is ofllee,
uooi s AXI) MlOLS.
it Af K'N'fililt. IVnler in Unots nnd Slides
Hi . latest and best s'j les, coiner .Main andMarket
i fctreets, In tho old post omie.
5" CLOCKS, WATCHES, AC.
Octl.'TSly
T? .I.TIIOENlitiN
,1 J wo
C E. SAVAGE. Dealer in Clocks, Walelies
j . and Jewelry, Main St., Just below tho Central
Hotel.
tvrmlil nniiftlllH'O tntllO Cltl7eilSOf UlOomi
111 g and vicinity that he has Just received iWull au
COlll pit 10 ushuriim nv ui
WALL I'Al'Ell, WINDOW SHADES,
FIXTl'KES, C0KIIS, TASSEW,
and all other goods In his line of business. All tho
nt-wesiana mosi uuproi-u iuiti-iin m iri..i ...-j
nlwaj s 10 oe lounu in nis esiuoiibuinem, .nam vj.
UOIOIV .MaiKCl. ft-v. v.
l'UOl'ESSIOXAI. CAIIDS.
II. 1KKLEK, Attorney at Law. Kooini in
ili Eichango mock, Id noor, r.ioonisourg.
03
" (I. liAUKLhY, Atlorney-at.l.aw. tJince-
, In Hrower 6 uuuuing, aim i.ujnia- cv
)et. 13, 'J5
TU. WM.M. UEIlEi:. Surgeon and l'liy-i-
1 clan, oniee S. E. corner llock andMarket
btieets.
T 11. EVANS. M. 0.. Surgeon and I'livvi-
I . clan, ((imco and lletidiueo on Third street,
Comer Jellei'son.
JXCIIANGE HOTEL,
Ii)Nlte! tlto Court limine,
UI.00.MS1IUI10, PA.
The LAr.arsT nndUEST In all respects In the county
W
Oct. 8,'75-ly
. II. KOONS.
l'roprletor.
IlEAS IIHOWN'R INRUllANCE A GEN
CY, Exchange Hotel, inoomsourg, rn.
J
H
II. MoKi:LVY. M. I).. Surgeon and 1'liy
klclan, 1101 th hide .Main btreet, below Maikit.
Jt. ItOIIlSON, Atlornev-:il-Law. Olliee
la Ilai tluan'o building. Main strti t.
IW3EXSJ0CK, I'liolnKraplier, over
, Clark t'olt's store, Main sti eet.
.Etna, Ins Co., of Hartford. Connecticut
LlKTimnl. Loudon aud illobo ,
Itoalof I.Uerpool
lHiueiiiishlre
Flu Association. i"lillaoiipina
Amerle.m of l'hll.idelphla
aims or illinium
vvom n'.'. nt Wilkes iiarro
rnrrners Mutual of Danville
Dim llli' Mutual
Homo. New York
commercial Union
-art-
15
"MISCELLANEOUS.
D
A'VIDI0VEN1!K10, Meieliunt Tailor
M4H1 auove eenirai uoiei.
IS. KL'IIN, dealer in Mevt, Tnllnw, etc.,
, Ceulri' stieet, 1 etween SeionJ and '1 hint.
TtrilKN ViU WANT A I'lIIST-l'LAKS
j! (I(vYi;er .injlhll.u In tho 'i O.sMll.lAI. LI MS
Eu 10
JAMES UKILLl'i UAUlltU SIKH',
THE DEnT IN TOWN,
Vnilcr Exclinngo Hold, Ulooinsbuiv, l'a.
Oct. 18,' "a 1J
llll IIHT fit 11 ir-y-"- ."ft m-..vwM.tWM.
CATAWIS.SA.
M1E rNrKliKIJNi:i),repri.-eiillnrfrviial
I orthenn'-t eontervatlio iird rt liable Amerl
.tn rito lusumnei i'i mmnili'K. would Ik'i' h'liie to
otti-rhlstervU-rsto the ctiln'tisif Uloomsburg and
Meiiitf , leiiintUnga leiisiniaUe shnie or Ihe 1 ublle
mlronage.
II. Hi I .i It i.Ul,.
l",loomsMlrF,.Tulv 1, 1'7.
Jilileu In Uruwei's Ulocl:.
Julysi-cm.1
WfJI. II. AI1B0TT, Altor.iey-at-Law,
1 T bire'UL.
Main
T7-M. Ii- KYEKLY,
AlTOItNEY.AT-LAW,
CaUwl&da, l'a.
collections nrorantly made and remitted, omco
onposluj C'uUiw lia Uejioult Haul:. 6m-3H
THE "MOODY SHIRT."
MADE TO OltDEIl ONLY.
A PERFECT FIT O 0 A It A NTEE1).
Oentlemeii deUrlngshlrtswill please drop us a lino
and our .unit will tall ui.d get the measurement.
ruetorv eomerienu unu eenuebiieeij..
A,:,ir..s 1'. u. AluelllY.
Mnil 11,'C-l) nut Hi , la
J. U. KNiriLE.
W. II. AULOTT
I
Inipoi'tant to Fanners.
and everybody'ln want of
LIMB, LUMBER, AJJD COAL
wo havo erected kilns at or iir Ihe Taper Mlll.on
holi.ll.fiW.il. It. and n',nov,rovparcdtobell
ae at vtry reasinawu price una ii g'wu im. jny.
nlers by tn ear) tnpi it" 1 nti tuipif-u 10
m ' lliDonuie e ir , ,
s' of M MM.lt. 0 U k'BK sscd
:i tin r "gh, AjJ&'l
uinii.
lit-
I
Poetical.'
Tlih distressing nnd dangerous complaint, and Its
premonitory svinploms, neglected couah, night
sweats, hoarseness wallng fle'h feer permanent
v rnreil by Dr. "Swnyne's Compound S rup of lid
Cherrv,"
nitONCHITIR-a I'remonltor of Pulmonary Con
sumption, Is rhariielcrlzed by catarrh or Intlsmatlon
of tho mucuous membrane e.f tho air passages,
hoarseness, pnlns In thp chest For all lironculal
nncctlons, scro throat, loss of voice, coughs,
im. SWAYNE'8
Compound Syrup of Wild Cherry
13 A SOVEnniN nEMKUV.
Ilemmorrhaga or spilling of blood, mnv proceed
from the larynx, trachla, bronchia or lungs, nnd
nrsi from various causes, a undue phsle.l exert Ion,
iiltlinrn ruUnrsH nr tlin vesvrls. v enk lurirs. omt-
ittnltilng rf tho olie, suppressed evacuation, ob-
sirucuon ei 1110 spleen or uer, c.
Ccmrcund Syrup cf Wild Cherrv
MrtkrR nt tlic root cf rttomo hy pnrifjlnff tho tiloml,
lt Moitnc tlie Jlvcr nnd kldnrys to healthy ncllon, lu-
tn .rni iiic inn iicrvnus si Kirin.
Tin n nnclf.ui yovct r net only oTcr f ery rhronlc
e HMTlicrn ftKrnOunl nltratlvp action Is needed.
inr it iivp thn rnimh ts IonTtiet1. tho titirlit
sprats rilmlDMifd, tlic pnin t uu-mcs, ino puip rt-ttii-rd
tn (ta ntiifni .tnnflfirrt. tiip Motuncli 11 linrrov
cd In lt powrr to dls"s, nnd oistmllate the food nnd
fciilipUnl to It. out nt whicli ucw rccreutlvy and plns-
mi tiuA vwk frrfiilunlpd nt one riftlie npst Mcnl
.ni f'niir rnm in Mm tf. s.. nnil xviih PiiirnL'Pd In fln nc-
ttvo prncilcp for mnny jeari, thuRuiirnntcplnir tlmt
HIS prerUI UUUUS ill U iillimituuuyiiDiuni; ovumi.lv
pni.ciPieK.
Reliable Evidence.
HOME TESTIMONY.
Dr. SwAVXE-Dear sir: Heel It to be ductnjou
ftn.l .tifTirlmi linmnnltv to eie me roi owing lesu-
infnv respi cling tno wonoeriui curaiiTo witi.,ui
vnurcompoundSrupof wild cherry and Sarsapa
irllia and Tar rills. 1 was nmicte.l with 11 violent
cough, pains In tho side nnd breast, night sweats,
nrnthftml ln llfiW Pts WPrrtrOSlUe. UOnetttO lie'ltHV
gone, nnd my stomach fo very weal: that my phjsl
elan was nt a loss to know what to do forme, nscr-
eryimrrg 1 men in n.e suapo 01 inrimmu .s u jm
od ; spll dlrrerent times a pint of blood I remained
for months In this awful condition, nnd gave up nil
hopes of ever recovering, tthls tlmp j oil reborn
mended the iisu of jour sirup and 1 Ills, h eh lin
niiillatolv bi'gaii to soothe, tnuifort and allay toe
violence tf 111" eoiieh.slrenglhenel nnd healed 1
and I am n iw n 'lelo pursue mv duly ivvir.
per-on tli.uo' ligiiistiuin ot inoawne mi ,
11111 t.l.,.ivi. 11 1 1 i.n nr ml.lrts4 m. HL tht f.lt'tn-. I
EIIWAUII II. 1IAVS0N,
Engineer of (loo. Sweenfj'a rettery.
Itldgo l.oad, below Wallace, l'hlla.
nvpr uu p.irs have olansed. and Mr. llnmson sun
remains a'heaity lnantothls day September soth.
1571.
PHYSICIANS HKCOSIMKNI) IT.
Dr. Thomas . I. H. KhoaiN. Iloveitown, UerksCo.,
1 . write : Your compound syrup of W 1 d Cherry
I'-trcm utj lilghl.i : bin e I een selling nndrieoin-...wui.r-11
m mi 1 fitlftits for mnny enis and It nl-
n urmis emincloiis In obsilnoto coughs, bron-
eblal and nslbnialhal iitleellons 11 has made some
remarkable cures in mis sreuou, won 1 idhmuu u
the best remedy wlih which I am acquainted.
in eierv seeiion t-i in i-uunirj Mii-irnii, ift.-n.uns
who huve lien cureil of Consumption, In lis Severn!
singes, bv the use cf Dr. swnjni-'s Medicine. Many
persons have hem resloied lo health otn r being
ecr.Iliied In th Ir I oils, ledueed in mere skeleions,
ami tumbled with cough, night Sue-Ms. luetic fenr.
nnd all other Indications of an advnnted stage eif
ell-en'c. II Is true that In all eases where cuirs are
eueeleil 1110 pniieni inusi u.vs u touiu lujia iciiium
log, but thousands of
ricliuiN of tonsiiinplloii
i.n, .incnniif il in tliolr ornves who mlcrht hsve
been eiued if 1 lie v had ueil sway lie's Compound of
Wild Lherryln lime. I'llco tl. six liotiles for fa.
If not told by our druggist, we will forward halta
doen bv express freight paid on receipt ol pilec.
tiJieSCllOe MIIIIHI'IIIS III llll i-iiiniiiuun uiUNis, nun
nddiess letiers to nil. SWAYNE A; SON, a.'o Norlh
slv'h stri'tt, Philadelphia. No charge will bo made
for advice, sold by druggists and dealers 111 medi
cines, generally.
Capital
., ei.Mki mm
iii.11 11.11
.. u '011,111
.. lll.'HMl. I
... :i,un,otio
.... 1,1110 000
... n i'.ii'iii
aii.mio
... l,n-.ii,iioo
. . T.s.rni
.... M o,mio
.... ITiiio.OOO
ll7S,!r.s,t)0
LIVER COMPLAINT
Tt1.1t. dread d nlsc ae.f rem lileh bo many persons
sutrer, W In quinny inu cause or
11i:ad.ciik, Isii(1kstion, PvtrnrsiA,
Issptedlly ic lev tU, and arcoften pcruianently cured
u.v
Swayne's Tar and Sarsaparilla Pills.
lfr tiro ofln nroeented bv the u-e of theso
arsupiiiiuii i iii-i, n. inoy enrrj ou.iniougu mo iuiwi
mss thurels nothing mi elleetual as swajne's Tar
and sarsap.irllla I'lils.
Tlie- ale puuiy vegeianio.nnci rcispi-riiii j on u u
liers l.lim Mass er calemel. wltnout any bad n-
biilts I Kin taking.
Address letiers tn Hi:. SW YNE SDN, riillade
phla. No eliaiguforadilee. sent by mall on nce-lpt
of price. Price irrnttu box; live boxes lor fl. Abk
jour UiugalHforUiem.
Itching Piles
Is generally preceded by a mol-t lire, like perspira
tion, distressing Itching, ns though pin worms wete
erawllu.' In er about tho tectum, particularly ut
nlghlwheii uu Ircsslug.or In bed alter getting warm.
II appeal's In buminir ns wellas wlu'cr,erieutlmcs
shows Itself around tho prl tile parts, and Is not eon
tlned lo luales onl) , but Isipille alieUeut Ihul fe
males aio tort y nnilited, particularly lu limes ot
pregnancy, eMendlng Ii to tho vagina, proMnu uls
tresslng almost lieinnel i ' poweis of endiiianee.
Cases of longstanding, jiroiiouiieed Incuiable, halo
been permanent!) cuied bj thnplj oppljlng
Swayne's Ointment,
HOME TESTIMONY.
I n as sorely anilcled with cue of tho most elUrcs-
tlngef all else uses, l'iuritn i r I'mrl-o. or uiwe
eoiiimonly known as lulling Piles. 'Le llchli.gnl
times was a ue st UiKleiable, Increased bj siraich-lne-.
and not in fiinnentiy bte.nne eiulie tore, I
foiignta bux of .swane's tilniinent: llsu-egao
ouli k rein t. nnd ill it shcrt time niiule a neifi t-leure.
1 euii now sleep uudl-duibcd, and 1 would atlih-o nil
w no ure surreiiii'r wllh this e'.t-ti i s.mr 1 01111 lalnl to
inoeMire swuines iilntiue-nl nl onee. 1 i.ui trlea
pieterli tlei.s. uiiiiist lunumemUe, without llndlu
any iieiuiaueue lene-i.
JO'EI'II W. Clllll.sT,
nun of llosdel A e hrlst. I oot and Shoe House, rszi
Noith Sviocu btreer, inuaueiiiia.
THE ritlliB OF 11ATTEUY 11.
South'mountaln towered.upon outright,
Far off tho river lay,
And oer on tho woodedpielsht
We held their lines at bay.
At last tho muttering guns were still,
The day died slow'and wan t
At last tho gunners' pipes did fill,
The sergeant's jams began.
When ns the wfml a moment bleiv
Aside tho fragrant Hood
Our brlarvroods raised, within our view
A little maiden stood.
A tiny lot of six or seven,
From nrc'Jdo fresh shoseetrcd,
(Ot such a llttlcjonc In heaven
One soldier often dreamed.)
And, ns westarled, her llttlo hand
Went to her curly head
In grave palute. "And who nroyou?"
At length the sergeant said.
"And Where's jour home, ho growled again.
She lisped out, "Wholi me J
"Why don't you know I I'm little Jane,
The Trlde of Uitlcry II.
"My home 7 Why that was burned away.
And pa and ma are dead.
And so I ride the guns all day,
Along wllh Sergeant Ned.
And I've a drum that's not a toy,
A cap with feathers, too,
And I march beside the drummer boy
On .Sundaj s at 1 ev lew :
"But now our bacc 't all give out,
Tho men can't have n rmokc.
And so they're cross why even Ned
Won't play with me and Joke,
"And the big Colonel said, to-day
I Into to hear him swear
He'll give aleg fir n gaid plpa
Like t'n Yank had, over thsro.
"Ard so 1 thought when beat tho drum,
A ml 1 he big guns wero still,
I'd cr- beneath tho tent and como
o it li -re across the hill.
"And ocg, good Mlsler Yankeo men,
a! give me somo Lono Jack.
1'ieaee do-when ivc get some again,
1 II surely bring It back.
"Indeed I will, for Ncd-saj s he
ir I dowhat 1 say
I'll bo a general yet, maybe,
A1.1l lido a priiiielng bay."
We orlmmed hei tiny apron o'er,
1 ou should have heard her laugh
As each man from hli scanty storo
Shook out a generous half.
To kiss the Utile inoutli stoorcd down
A score of grimy men
Until the Sergeant's hu-ky voice
Said "Tcntlon, siiuad I" and then
Wo gave her escort, fill good night
The pretty w nlf wo bid,
And watched her toddle out of bight
t)r else 'twas tears that hid
Her tiny form-nor turned
A man, nor spoke a word
Till after a whllo .1 far, hoarse shoui
Upon he w Ind wo heard I
We sent lt.back, then cast sad ej es
Upon tho scene round,
A baby's hand had touched tho tics
That brothers' once had bound.
That's nil savo when the dawn awoke
Again the work of hell,
And through the sullen clouds of smoke
'1 he screaming u.Ubles fell.
Our tleneral often rubbed his glass.
And marveled much lo see
Not a single shell that whole day fell
In the camp ot Lattery II.
rJIAUlSEP. AND SAIIUL'CEE.
To church tho two together went,
Both doubtless 011 devotion bent,
Tho pai son preached w 1th tluent easo
On I'hai 1 es and.Sadducees 1
And ni they homeward klowly walked
The loeers on the sermon tailed ;
And he ho deeply loved Ihe maid
ill sot if nder ueee-nls said,
"Darling, dojou not think thatwe '
Are I'hailsee and sedducee 1"
She Hashed on him her bright black. -tfcir,
In one bwltt look ot vextd surprise,
And IhO'i he hastened to aver
He was her constant wcrshlp-.er,
liul, Mary, I Insist," said he.
"1 hat ou nro v ery fair, I see ;
I know j ou don t eare much for me,
A ml that's w hat makes mo sad, j ou see."
Fortune favored. Ono dny n lady, one
of her most valuablcfnends and neighbors,
called to Invito Joo nnd Mnry to a tea party
nt her house.
'It will be a small alTalr,' said Mie, 'but
cry pleasant I think. You only arc wanted
to make tho circlo of harmony complete.
"Well, aald.SIary,' I will como Mra. Vane
on ono condition,
"Condition I Isltto como to this, that
you must make conditions? Well, my dear
make, your demand."
The condition in," said Mary "that you
will allow me lo furnish all tho refreshments.'
Well that is an odd idea I Mary, my
dear, I hopo you don't mean lo insinuate
that I am getting poor ?
"No, 11 tittle ; thank fortune, she has
showered her favors on you quite liberally.
"Hut I have a reason for thi,whicli,if you
please. I will not divulge; only let me have
my own way once, just fur tho oddity of the
thing.,'
"If anvbody but you, Mary, line! made
such a request of me,I certainly .should have
taken ollencc. Dull never could be angry
wllh you. So if it will be any satisfaction
to you, though for the'.life of me I can't im
agine what your drift is, I will comply with
your conditions. When may I expect the
supplies ?"
"Let mo see : to-morrow 13 my baking ilay
nnd your tea parly is not to be before Thurs
day. Well, on Wednesday alternoon you
(In tho Verso of Death,
a Gymnast's Adventuiie.
I hnd among my fellow students a special
renown for my skill in every kind of gym
nastics. Athletic exercise, in tho widest
sense ol Ine term, wai to mo a plcasuro to
which I had surrendered myself, body and
soul, and in consequence of which I pos
sessed, although not tall and strong, somo
musclo and a high elcgree uf confidence,
while I had acquired, in perilous situations,
prcsenco of mind, nil of which qualities
form even now a considerable portion of
my character,
Wheiat last my studies were ended, nnd
I had obtained a situation as pastor in Wes
tern Germany, I did not give up my old In
clination for gymnastics, and there was con
siderable talk one line day over thecircum
stance that the young clergyman ol the
church of St. Illasiiw had been seen hang
ingin his gardeii by his legs, and in this
headlong position caressing his little son.
who was crawling under lilm on the ground
I possessed such an article of humanity,
since, on my accession to the pastorate, I
nan stecreu Into tlic harbor of matrimony.
Hut my favorlle diversion, when I had a
few leisure hours, nnd tho sun was not too
scorching, consisted in climbing to a narrow
projection on tho lofty church roof, and
walking about thero while I smoked my ci
gar. What a magnificent tilace this nlil ell 11 roll
shall be supplied with bread, buscuit, cake roof nasi Quito another world than that
aud all other accessories; and mind tlic only which lay below nie-a region of rock and
think i allow you to lurnisii is uuite-r, w iiieii stone, without vegctaliou or water, except
I do not make." when it rained, and the gutters were filled,
"Vciy well it's all settled then, and I will in which case this special realm presented
leave you. On the whole, this arrangement little attraction. It was a world whero I
suits me ; it relieves mo ol a great responsi
bility, for your cookery is well-known to be
particularly nice. So good-bye until Thurs-day."
Mind you say nothing about this llattie,
to aiiv one ; it is a secret ol mine.'
"Very well, a-vou say. I'll keep mum.
Good-bye again, for you will have your hands
full and I must nut interrupt you."
So olT Mrs. Vane went, inwardly wonder-
In vain did I rise on my tiptoes and Btretch
out my arms convulsively; it seemed high
ly probable that I should havo to spend the
night in this situation.
Thls was truly no ngrecablo consideration:
for tno scat was only just large enough for
1110 to sit upright in it, nnd if I fell asleep
which was possible, I should be precipita
ted headlong upon the pavement. Then
they could collect my bones the next morning.
At this critical moment I was rejoiced by
tho appcarancoof tho sexton on the eaves.
Ho had missed mo and had come to seek
me.
"Silbcrmani" I cried, interrupting his
exclamatious of astonishment, "I am, as
you see, in n peculiar dilemma, Bince I can
not reach the eaves. 1 ou must help me. H Is
no use to bring a ope, since you have no
room to brace yourself. If you bend down,
however, nnd reach me your hand, you can
exert your entiro slrengthand raise mo. You
arc a poweiful man and I am not partic'
Ularly heavy.
"Oh, sir, I am sure thatllcaunot lift you
lie replied.
"My good, 'man, you "must I" I asserted.
"I cannot indeed pass the whole night in
this situation, and moreover, I might tie up
my bundle immediately, when this stupid
story became known. Do not bo foolish,
therefore, and give me your hand."
In reply the sexton crouched down.un
willingly, and stretched out his hand, which
1 firmly seized with both mino by tho wrist,
while I swung myself out into midair. I felt
one or two convulsive jerks, nnd was drawn
up about half a, foot, but then at once let
down again. Ho could not raise me,
1 looked up. Such a visago as met my
gaze may I never in my lile see again. It
had often indulged in star gazing.
I regarded this airy region as my special was pale as death; the protruding eyes stared
province, where I reigned in solitary nmjes- with the expression of measureless terror
ty over my subjects, consisting of daws and into the abyss beneath us, and a cold sweat
swauows oiten very noisy an intolerable stood upon his forehead.
one. it exciteel in me n merry, perhaps "Let go 1" he cried. "Curae you, letgol
somewnat ddj-ish leelmg, as I thought what You will break my arm, I can hold on no
a look my superintendent would put on longer nnd will be dashed in pieces below I
when he heard of my excursions in the nar- lie wailed like a child at this moment of
row, gloomy towers, and the great grinning extreme peril. My hair rose my brai
reeled. I expected myself every instant to
lie plunged on tho stone pavement be
low My desperation gave me coolness.
and I was surprised at the clearness and
consistency with which I spoke.
"Silberman," I said, "listen to me and
cease this unreasonable clamor. I can feel
that you are gaining the counterpoise more
S7
T.0!
ah TTA1;W r,:4iftv
iiv.v i. aii-AAWiiiiuu v.iiiiiiiii.
Ii ntso a spe Ml.- f'li t 'iter, I'a .1, it 1't iheuin, sea' 1
In ,nl, e r.-leclai, laiiers uch, I'lon n Hi w.iiy.
crusty, euiHiieeius nuptials IMn-lly sum urn
tidiiidtv... even on tne nn.si tenil'i mi.mt. jileew
cents, or sit bntu fur ?'.''!. suit b. ui.iP to .my
ndili'iba on receipt ot pne . riep.ired m ly by
1)11. SWAY.NL .S0:J,t3JN.Ctl.st.,l'l,ll.lJt'!pbU.
Columbia County
OF ULOOMSBUKG, PEXNA.
Tormerlv tho Pankof Iry. removed A rill first.
lilfi., la eonu'iili'htlj Ji.cnkUlu the tciitrul juilur
town, and dusn jft-r.erul HANK (Ml tuMuo.
M on i'i iLfclwri r.n deixsMt sublt tt incLc'k utl li
mit notice, spot I.tl iiiiittii't'ir.ciitH mad ltli depus
llorh, and tntert-M alluucdou time lrpoflts.
Utue Jrnfftton Xvw York ami lhihidilpia.
CoIVcUoiih made on all Imiortant town' In tho lT.
K ut Inwi'ht rates uf exdunce. JJonds and btcifc-i
boiinlit and told, und coupum collet ted, Kurvse.
unity gUen to di-puhllura that can Lo offered, by any
I milk.
Discount Pays: Turfrduy und Friday.
KATE, SIX I'KU CKNT.
Ajr. 10. 'TC-f in,
To tin- WiiiMnu Clusn. Wp are now prepared to
furtiMi all ilium wllh constant employ iiirnt nt
heme, tl e win le e f the llH.e, er for tl.i Ir spare mo
mints. Pt sli ess new, llt'lit niid i rolitol le. I'-rsons
ef elllii r kex erslly nun Item m cents la t-l per
eienltig, iiiiilapii'joilloiial sum by devoting their
whole time to li e business. Hoys and girls earu
nearly an tmirh as Kin. 'lh-t all who see 1 Lis notue
ntai send their nditii'ss, and test the biiBlnesswo
nnil e lids uiiinriilled c ne-ri Tosneh usaic not well
salt-tied we will bend one dtillar lu pay for the
trouble i t willing. I ull i aillculais, sample a worth
seiirnleleillurslocomiiieiiicwoik on, midacopy of
III inn nnd rlreslde, e no of tho lurgcst and best
liiusiiauu rtii'ucuiiens, an reiit tree uy mail, re nil
CAT A
or. If ton u ant ixriuuiunt
tlefirtre m.ii&od
be pi, ,
i ii Co..
woM a Me wort. lidiirfss
I'urtlanu, Maine.
end site, to O. I HOWELL CO., New York, ff r
Pamphlet ot PO nazis. containing llU ot scut)
ettP4peru, and efettuiuieti6hott lug cost of adtertl
inff, Dec. 8, TfV-Sw
Can't to made by every nccnt every
moid h In i be buMne8 e lurnbb, but
those wllUm? to woik can easily earn
n ikien duTiam adav rJirlit In their own localities.
Hate no room to explutn lure. Ituhlfit-sa pieauinb
and nnnoiume. mimn, vua uon onu tniibuoas
well as men. We will mnilfb oua complete out
tltfrte. 'Ibe Luilt'-a pa)a belter thau anUlitf
e, Wu will Lear eof ftturtlntrjou. Purttcu
ijra free. Witte ml 1 . Fa liners and m ecliantf
their tons and Uai' 'tera, and uUctatttbln needoc
pa)lni(ork atlicS. bhould write to u and learn
all about the work at once. Now 1 the time, lxm'l
delay. AaareHaTrueccousujiia,Aiaine;
hYMPTOMS At;i) CCH.
('atanlil' an aiT.'ttlun ot tin iniJiM-t membrane of
IN tiiirr. IlllOai. L !ithl. ACill" hllUini (l tt I flu n
luu.v htBdecLf. -P-tiUfilon 0' Die naxil jjassasi
wtiiU vii. wtiitry uim iimuint'ti, uat hintf r roinrn.
intr. in ileur the ihruat. ixnei-t-iiiiUon i o.1'ittvo
mailer, ntKll and ta'tte aio Impaiu-d, hUMieitiip
ffilliiif in tliitbrjd, tmevSiiiiL Honing of Htiie.t',
and t-tter hjhiptoins uruU!."!', iu appu ir wy dw
tiL'hsi.ir. tiiul no 1 1 'iio li ijuin- j.uuto;!. and noi n
P-IM UlHlrlfsti.'O-l ty 1'ii"kl.lti", MM '-tillthSCf Iho
ea'-esi-l tiiensneLreiinarooocesiuiiC-d by catanii,
lu ctrtalu and petiran nt eure, and wnrtantetlin
lntr. It cun Ir obialnol only lo uddu-hHiif? JHt.
KV AYNU .t MJN. i .Nurth Mlll MtlVL I'Mlatlfl,
tii.ij. MiiiU-d tounv addrecs ou lt:u uciltitur Hie
ike. ono doltur, with lull dlieetlorn t use. nWo a
lull uf count u ino on in unn naiuie or inw dihiri's-t-liik.'
ttjiniil.itnt. n rerei.t it : It U buvoml nil com.
Lm n ihtt Let! remedy forL'ataribi-erdtMtnii.
iit-membir ! !tan buobtatntd only In aa-Jiossliiir
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llll IJUIia. "im li u(.vitiivil mi v; UMUVI I'l.lliU IV III
tbo handof dcalnc. (be bamo uh we do our ctDer
iiu-naraiions. in wiirius ior our -mi.ivin i;eineJ
pla:oM.ito jout-aw thU adenhemcn lu ihu "Co
luintuu" Jiioomsuuit'.
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SOLD BY AIJi DHUCaiSTS.
Juno 9 TO-lV r 1
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Loudou
llalrllestorer
llalr Uestorcr
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Hair Uebtorer
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mg what crotchet demure Utile .nary nau stone heads, fat cherubs, scaly dragons and
got into her steady little head. gutters of zinc, or on the pinnacles of the
Kverything came off on the baking tlay towers, from which was presented a wild
preciselg as Mary cou!d have wished it. Her prospect, over a picturesque landscape,
bread was light and as sweet as a snow-flake Sometimes I climbed down in tho broad
with just a golden brown lino of crust stir- gutter in the middle of the roof, from which
rounding it ; her cakes were perfection ; her nothing was to be seen above but tho blue
crullers crisp and delicious. Then she knew heavens and the swarming swallows, and.
that her preserved fruits were nice, aud If below, the broad paved church square, on and mora every successive second. If I let
ever there was a sponge-cako more like solidi which one hundred and twenty feet beneath go of you';l shall perish, if not we both
fied frotli she woulel like to see it. l-.verj- the people crept about like ariti. will, and I assure vnu that I will nnt let .
It was during one of these excursions that as long as I cun hold ou. You had better,
the event occurred whicli I will relate, and therefore, draw me up at once."
which thoroughly cured me for several I saw that beset his teeth together and
months- of my desire for house climbing. closed his eyes. Then followed a terrible ex
I must first inform you that, around the crtion of strength, nnd I was kneeling upon
outside of the cathedral, nist where, the roof the eaves. Tlin soTtnii lm.'l.i,la m in
cheeks in a vary becoming manner. Add to terminated, ran a smooth projecting edge deep sweion. I now carefully bore him
this that she was urcssen wiiu iie.uuess about a foot wide. Under this, considerably through the trap door to the vestry, and gave
and taste, and you will not be unwilling to lower, just above tho great entrance, was a him water, so that he soon recovered con
believe tno when I say that she was quite huge stone projection, which formerly sup- sciousness : but neither of us have forgotten
Ihe belle of the occasion. .Too evidently ported a collosal figure of Peter, holding a that perilous adventure upon the eaves oi
thought so inmscli ; lor, strange to snj, no great ,r0ii lantern. The statue had long ago the church roof.
made no remark on her appearance that di-appeared, and half the lantern was bro- As for myself, three months passed by be
night calculated to lower liersell esteem; but ken off, so that what was left had the tip- fore I again trod tills almost fatal place, and
contrariwise, gazeu ai ncr innn nine uj mm; pcarance ol an arm uliair without legs,
with the most profound satisfaction. Standing on the stone eaves ono tlay,
lint 'murder will out.' It rame out on this above this relic of past centuries, the
occasion, when they sat down 'to supper, thought suddenly seized me that it would be
Kverybody was delighted, thero had not nn amusement of a new and' original kind
thing was sent in to Mrs. Vane's on eel-
ncday afternoon, and she had all Thursday
to devoto to her dress. Mary looked very
pretty that night at the tea party, for her
eyes shnno with a purpose, and she had just
excitement enough about it to redden her
you can easily imagine that I avoided St.
IMer's'Iantcrn like fire.
The sexton kept his secret, assuring in
quisitivc questioners that an eccentric Tn
glishman, traveling through tho country,
A Curious Intimacy.
Tim man who SLcnrs in his btamx aki
UNDEKSTAHDS HOUSE TALK.
Thero is a retired trainer named Iflng re
siding ou a Bmall farm in Alamede County,
who lives for nothing clso but tne pieasur
f being near horses. He cats bis meals n
tho same stable, oftwi-times passing mm
night in tho same stall with a favorite pony,
and among his equine pets is n mare who
winnles in answer every time he speam to
her, Our informant relates that the most
perfect understanding evidently exists be
tween Mr. Long and nt least tnrce our, oi
tho five horses in his stable. Two are re
cent additions, but even in their caso affi
nity is seen in a lesser degree.
The training of horses, their oueaience,
docility and tricks in a circus, nro no nov
elty; all of us have seen a horso firea'pU-
tol, stand on two legs, waltz, lie tiown wu
its trainer, and perform a hundred acts of
tracitv. but these are simply tno result oi
patient training and systematic correction.
What Mr. Long claims is iar more nsiueiuu-
ing. Ho asserts that, from a uic-iong in
timacy with horses, he undcrr-tands their
speech; ho goes further and declares that
their nasal, guttural, expioaeni ana unob
structed sounds have a different meaning,
are used by the coalition of tho brain and
vocal organs, and that not only do his fa
vorite horses understand him, out mat every
sound which they utter is perfectly plain't
him. When arguing with him that thnugfc
ho might comprehend the meaning or the
sounds emanating from the vocal chords'of
a horse, yet it was a patent impossibility for
a horso to understand the i-ngnsu language,
ho replied: "Living, eating and sleepin;
with my horso has given mo tho knowledge
I possess, and the samo intimacy has ac
quired for my horses tho' rower for them."
Here, turning to a slender, light-built gray
pony, he stld, "Billy, we are talking of
you; if you understand what I am saying,
turn your head round on the off side." The
pony did so, nud then resumed its feed.
"Hilly," he continued, ''tell me your age,
how long you have lived here and on which,
side of you is your friend Vesta?" Tbepony
whinnied for about two minutes consecu
tively, nnd then. ..being loose in his stall,
walked into the adjoining one, occupied by
tho mare Vesta. "Xow," lie continued.
"do you and Hilly walk down together t
the trough nnd drink while I make up your
beds." Vesta nnd Billy walked quietly out
and proceeded straight to tho trough.
While they were out, Mr. Long imnea
over the straw carefully with a fork, and
carried on nu animated conversation with
roan gelding nbout fifteen hands high,
Vesta's neighbor on the other side, llio
name of this horse was Toley, and afler talk
ing nutrrilv to him for somo minutes about
some fault ho had committed the day bo-
fore, he ordered Mr. Toley to lie down and
not get up until after Vesta nnd Billy had
returned. Our informant says but little in
this to prove .Mr.. Long's claims, as many &
horse will lie down nt the worus oi com
mand ; but when, without a word, Polcy
nroso and walked out to tne woter-trough,
after the return of tho other two horses, the
sibject became as. difficult of solution rs be
fore.
been such an unexceptionable 'tea' in that to swing myself down and enjoy my cigar had taken his seat inthe lantern, aud this
neighborhood for a long time. Country peo- j farita-tic arm chair.
pie arc very found of their 'teas they com- Without hesitating a moment I turned
pare one with another with admirable con- armmj, kneeled down, seized the eaves with
tioissetifsliip. This one was a triumph. convulsive grasp.'nml the uext instant was
"Mrs. Vane, you aro tho perfection ot danirlinir in mid nir over th nl.vss inr.
bread-makers. Your biscuits are quite beau- tllul a iuiroj fePt rr(im tie cartir
Thev had a masquerade over at Wilming-
tou the other night, aad Tetcr Lamb went
kangaroo. He got a kangaroo cos
tume down fram n place in the ciiy, ami
everybody said 1 be made an uncommonly
good representative ot the animal, iie.gen
back to New Castle about two o ciock. in
tho morning, aud while walking along thn
Miscellaneous.
TUUXIXU THE TAllIiH.'
"Mary your corn bread is never done! I
wonder what is the reason everybody e'se
ins tilings done right, and wo always ha 'o
tilings wrong!"
"Why .loo, I am sum thn corn bread lia
never ueen in this stale ueiore. louseo
the lire had a lit ntiil'Ji'ouldii't bo inado to
burn this iiiiir'iin;.',
,11', yes! ynu are ready with nn excuse.
Now, there is Mm. Smith ; her stove, never
ias Ills, and she always lias tin' lightest,
sweetest bread, and llio nicee-t e'akos mid : !l
preserves I ever ate-. 1 wish yi u'el lake pat-
tern oi ner. r
"Well.I am sure. Joe, I do my best, nnd I
think 1 succeed ofte-iier than I fail. I wish
(Wild suit you always ; but! ant, I suppose',
can scarcely bocs ieclcd ; and Mary gave a
weary sigh.
Mary i';irirr Imc been marrieit about a year, '
during which she- had found bouse keeping
ralhrr uphill woik, Sim was a noft lillli'
body, and t'on-cientloiisly did her very be-t
to please her liiisbnnd ; but he whatever
inlg'at Im tin rofou. was very" hard to pUa-e
ni Met, seereii ilelenui ieil not lo no
plcnsyil ilh e.pvtliing sho ilid. 1'erhap,
lit' .lie -lil soldier in ono nf Dickens' stories
tad n vital mid constant seno that 'ills-
ciiilimi must bo aiaiulained." At unv rate,
Im never allowed Mury to lm pli'.ipeel herself
on any occasion u lie could help l(.
Mary was tin unliable 'fife, fortunately,
and not easily nritatcil, t'lotigh, to tell the
truth, thero were times when her forbearance
was severely tried, for iiistanco whenever she
ami Joo took tea out, or ncnt to a party, or
ovun to church ho belilom allowed tho op
portunity tn pass uneuibr iced to animadveit
ou some deficiency in cookery or, manners,
or dre'ss on tho part of his wife, pro lono
publico. For instance, il would bo :
'Mrs. Jones, what beautiful epouge cake
you niuko 1 Mary take notice how lipht
thlscakois. I wonder why von can't over
havo It so puffy f Or, 'Mrs. Drown, you
certainly nro adept at entertaining company
I wish, Mary, that you would try and steal
.11 rs. iirown'H art." Ur 'Airs. (Jreen, our
dress is always ij becoming. Your tante
is exijuUlte1. I ihtv'e seo why It i, Mar)',
that witli ull 1 Kinel tor you, you never can
reach tho 'je ne uitmioi' of Mrs. Green,'
On these occasions' Mnry would blush ond
blto her lips, and bo inwardly annoyed, but
sho was a woman of too much prido and
good tenso to mike a display of her chagrin,
and sho waft rtalPA too good natured nn'
Christian a. person to let it change her fe
lugs toward Joo whom sho knew to be, n
all, very fonel of her, and a very Juj
at heart, Afler a while, too, totiug I
fault wrvs probably curable ; sho V
herself how she should proceed
tiftll. Were ever such crullers? How do
you manage it, Mrs. Vane? What lovely
sponge cake!
Mrs. Vane and Mary nctv.sionally ex
cxehanged glances nud smiled, but nobody
noticed it.
Joe had been behaving so beautifully all
the evening that Mary began to bo afraid
her plans had failed. He came out now,
however, greatly to Mary's satisfaction.
This is n fea-t, indee d. A fe llow is fortu
nate who has a wife that can make such
bread as" this to say nothing of tho sponge
cake. I can't see why it i, Mary, you im
prove, it is true ; I give ynu credit for tlint
but I don't seewhv it is that women cannot
have the kuiick tlint Mrs. Vane has, nt cook-
in; to perfection. If ytu could make such
bread e 'hi4, Mary, your husband would be
n liaiipv '!." . ...
Mrs. c looked at Mary nntl Alary
inked n x . Vane. I.'sht had broken
upon the i 'i I if lin' latter. It broke like
n limit of 1 . .tniiig. and then there was an
.xploi'ion n of thunder, but of laugh-
Joe looked up, liimifd. He was a mnn
who petted hi.elit'nily ciioiinouly. What
lid the-e wriim n mean to 'ntigh so nt a so
ber sensible remark of in V rnrticuiany.
what could Mnry mean tn trifle with the
ns-pect she owed to her husband.
He began lo grow very red indeed. Mrs.
Vane saw it, presci.lly, nnd can e lo his and
Mary's relief, for poor Mnry had already
begun to be :i little fiishtened at tho sue-ce-s
ot her own scheme. She did not like
Joo to bo nngry nt any i ate.
'Mr. Starr,' said Mrs. Vane, 'lam truly
glad you like thlsviry excellent cookery,
tor it is all voiir wife's, liy your own snow-
ing, von ought to bo a very happy man."
Hero the whole company caught me in-
f.'Clloii, and joined in the laugh against Joe.
It was nf no use to get angry with so man)
peoplo; so, before long, Joo joined the
chorus himself.
So tho tea party broke up with tho great
est good nature all round, nnd Joo went
homo with n lesson ho never forgot, for it
was the last tinio that Mary ever heard any
complaints from him, He is now tho most
easily pleased of any husuand for ten miles
around.
As I looked, in this situation, under me at
the defective lantern, I found that I was not
directly over it indeed it was two feet fur
ther from the wall than I had thought.
This circumstance-, however, caused me
little anxiety. Giving mvself a swing, bv
version of the' story ' was currently be
lieved,
Although the gymnastics mania was not
entirely frightened out of me by thisadven
tUre. it Olllv remained in re modified form
and I have since confined my athletic ex-1 street in tbo cSstume, Cooly s bull-d g uu-
Ideils ton aces less perilous than the scene deulv flew out at him. Alio kangaroo um
of those moments of terror. barely timo to draw up his legs before tho
dog was close upon him, Hero he sat it
Tlic Careful Man. thedarkuess. the'dog trying to jump u
and seize him, and Peter meanwhile calling
Soon after noon yesterday a stranger en- , T..in for belli. But two or three hour
whicli I easily pressed one' foot against the tercJ a Woodward avenue hardware store Lsed by without any help coming, anil
building, l sprung safely into my resting
place in tho broken lantern.
Here! sat a longtime smoking my cigar
drumming with my heels ou the wall, and
complacently enjoying tho cool of the eve
ning and the maepificent prospect.
The sun was scltitii before I thought of
making my return, which I was especially
induced to do by the sight of ono or two
persons, who were standing below nnd'gazing
up at me.
It was not three minutes before a crowd
of people had gathered nbout them lo Ptijoy
the spectacle of a man sitting in St. Peter's
lantern.
"Halloo!'' thought, I "it is now time to
return ! Some uno will find nut who I uin,
nnd then there will be a pretty gossip in the
place." Hut I suddenly became tiwarc that
return was put so e.-.y.
My seat was so constructed that I could
rise-in my usual way. The s des of the lan
tern were of smooth iron, and so high that 1
could get no hold. There) was nothing loll
me but to press my hands on the seat behind
me, misn myself so, nud draw my legs after
me until they could rest between my hand
upon the lantern. Then I could rise to my
full height and turn around on my wn
axis.
This way of raising vouwlfevcry gym
nast knows and practices, but every one
knowv, ton, what an exertion of muscular
strength in hands and urins is necessary in
this procedure and that any mistake would
occasion a failure perhaps, too, a tall be
low, Now, there is a vaU difference between a
bar erected on level ground, and an iron
lantern on the wall of a church u hundred
feet high, from which n fall upon ihe
rough pavement mutt have an absolutely fa
tal effect.
The more I considered my situation tlto
and asked if they kept shingle nails there,
Being informed that they had a eleizen kegs
on hand, he further inquired :
"Are they genuine shingle nails, or only
imitations T
'"They are shingle nails, of course."
"Let me seo them.''
A handful was placed on the counter be
fore him' nnd he took several nails to the
door, where he could get a stronger light.
After scanning them thoroughly, ho tested
two or tlire-o between hist eeth, ttitd to bend
them between ills fingers nnil said :
"Well, they seem to be ull right, and I
take live pounds. I dntt t want to uppeur
captious, but I bought some shingle nails
along here about a mouth ago, ctrrie-el them
home, nud what do you suppose they turned
out to be?"
"Six-penny ?" answered the clerk.;
"No, sir. They werobhoo pegs, sir!"
"That was strange," iim-ed the clerk.
"And another limn when I ordcredshlnglti
nails," continued lie stranger, "the. clerk
put up four stove handles, three nutmeg grn
tors and a coffee mill. Can I build a cow
shed out of codec mills? Caul shingle a
barn with stove handles? Can 1 clapboard
a house with nutmeg graters?''
"Curious mistake, that," said the- clerk,
Another time, when 1 asked fer shingle
nails, they put ine up four com poppers and
a match safe. These things have sunk deep
into my soul, and you musn't blame me for
sojming particular. Now, theso are nails,
are they ?"
"Ot course."
"Shingle nails?"
"Yes, sir."
"Just write it on this card and give me
your name, the" name of the firm, the num
ber ot this store and the date of the month
I dont want to raako trouble, but if I find
when I get home, that you have put me up
Peter was nearly frozen to death, while thn
Jog was as .demonstrative and persisted a
ever. About lives ociocc,jusi uuuue uanu.
Cooly came around through the yarel or
his wav to early market. To his amaze-(
ment he saw a huge animal of some kind
perched upon.the gate-post. Ho made u
his mind that it must have escaped front
some menagerie and walking quietly bacf
to the kitchuti he got the clothes-line, m'nel.j
a slip noose in it, nnd came cautiously one
again, ltetuoviiig hi boots ho stepped solti
ly up behind tin; k ingaroo, anil filipin-?
the noose over in liend ho Biidd'nty retreat
ed and, pulling tho rope, jerked Mr. Luuib
to the ground, when the dog seized him b
the leg. i'nier aereamed with trig .t aivl
lniin, nud as soou as Cooly saw Ins mistake,
and understood the situation, ho oiled ( if 1
the dog, nnd untied the mpe. Then the j
L-.itii!Hruo stood liiiiin Us bind ie,e. at a
Cooly sal-', ho was sorry uli ml it.
"Oh, never you inind about being sorry
said Mr. Livub. "It's all very nice to tu t
about being torry. Hut if it hadn't lii,d
for thai itiiertml elog nf youm I d beetfi.t
bed live hour, ago, and ii you hadn't conn
fooling around with Ihei rope tho dog wjulu-
..I. - l.ll ..... tl.lll'l lull- l.l 1.1,1 llll.l.ll IiJm
sonv. What goo l'a ln.it going to do i
leg ? I aui going home to tire's, und thou
am coming nru..fsii with a lioi gun to bto-v
thn liver out of 't-i.it i!-g, and bust you overi
tho head wllh tho butt,"
Then Mr. Lamb li.iij.ed e-ff. Next',
he gocu to a nuwiuerJJ" party no wilt a.
sumu the character of Mary Queen of I
Scottd, Nax.Ailetcr,
less it pleased me, and thero I sat, smiled I bath-brick and harness straps In the place
feebly at the multitude below, which In
creased every moment, ashamed to cry for
Thirly-eight years ago, on Nov. 19th, help or make known my fear.
says tho Paris Ciualoh, a terrible fire broke "Well," Bald I to myself, "if I sit hero
out In ft convent fur young ladles in the any longer I shall loso every favorable chanco
of shingle nails, I'll come baik here und
mako it warm for you I"
town of Limoges. At tho last moment it
was perceived tlint one of the pensLiinircs
had been left In her room. There appeared
to bo no hope of raving her, when a fine
young girl, with dishevelled locks and with
her night dress lloating around her, pierced
tho crowd, crying "Let nib do it." And
alio rushed into tho midst ri tho flames, and
shortly
afterward
jnfa'ln li
ared, carrying the
run. A few days
rj tent tuu ueroino
,dn in tho French
iscd her courage asked
.... . .!-! f-
ler. i est -.piaiu is
ll'reiuh republic, and
to escape. It is ludicrous to become bewil
dered like a child that has gone astray In
climbing, quite aside from the astonishment
that the story mos,t cause, if it cornea to the
ears of my parUhioners and supporters. Up,
then t I will close my eyes and act as If 1
were performing on tho Bolt turf of my gar.
den.
In the tpacoof a minute I stood on my
legs In the lantern, and wondered at my
foolish weakness, when I observed to my
terror, that I .till had the most difficult part
of my undertaking to perform, liaising uy
hands above my head to seize the smooth
stone caves, I became aware that thusSfc'
The Abide Cure.
The apple cure is the use of apples as
food on the same principals that grapes are
used. The cure by apples might be equal
ly popular if introduced. Who has an or
chard where it can be tried? A writer states
that after being troubled with1 iifccrn
wakefulness, indigestion, etc., hey
the pracice oi eating apples with
dally, aud it cureelJilui, he,
he weighed IgOaghuds. Tl'si
he had Increased to ICO pj
being timllsrlv ineri
ter:
b
k
Throwing bight ua It.
"Mr. lllilfkins," said the stern judge "I
wish to understand your exact iclaUijiri tej
this case.
The "case', was an nctioc ininst
evil disposed young men who
ty of disturbing uu evening rei.
ing held la the schoolhouto of the
"If I understood aright, sir," purj
judge, "you were In tbo desk?"
"les, sir.'' si
"Offlciatlus there?"
"Well -yw, ir 1 think youj
so,"
ffijan by that .
n
utpu 9 .o.-iiui.
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acs.se do Macula.
at lei ' 1 -,hlf beyond "ZM
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