THE COLUMBIAN AND DJEMOGE AT, BLOOMSBURGr, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA.
Humorous.
Ah Tin Is.under arrest for theft In Frisco.
It is tain to steal A)i Tin.
In llraill diamond? aro fouml C00O foot
1 above the sen. This Is what maltcs them so
Isaac Sickles frozo.to death In St. John's,
last Jweck. I. Sickles ought to stand the
"cold WCithcr,
, In Lapland dead human bodlos are frozen
hard. This Is & kind of Ice cremation. iV.
T. UtrM.
r' A little thrce-jrear-old down East recent
ly said: "There's two things I do 'splse
8nnday and dyin'."
' An exchange has just discovered that the
phrase "Excuse haste and a bad pu" was
'the parting salute of a runaway pig.
' Neuralgia Is the name of a girl In Flori
da; Her mother found It on a medicine bot
tle and was captivated with its sweetness.
What is the difference, botwean the death
fa barber and a sculptor? One curls up
and dyes; aud tho other makes faces and
basts.
In carving a turkey in the presence of
strangers It Is a breach of etiquctteo to stop
more than twice to spit on your hands and
take a new hold.
"Jemima Susan, did you get my letter 1"
"Yei, Diet." "I sent it in the hopes of
raising a flame." "Richard, you succeeded,
it lit the ga,"
They were talking of an actress. Said
one : "Ye, she. has great talent. What
age Is she?" "I don't kuow, but she looks
rery day of It." ParU Paper.
"What is the worst side of naval warfarrt"
askeda school tsacher.X"The broadside," re
plied the boy In tho back seat. Ho went up
head.
A little girl, to whom her father explained
that bautam chickens might be recognized
by their leather stocking, wanted to know
if the hens wore garter.
A weekly paper in Wisconsin says : "Mrs.
Elkhorn, of Suar Creek, died last week, af
ter the publication of this paper." The press
always a power in the laud.
The.Dctroit Free Pita advises the young
lady who wants to drown herself about these
days to bundle up warm and take along a
hot brick, as the water is very cold.
i -The Czar of Russia makes nearly $55,000
day out of his position, and when he
knocks off In the middle of the day to go
out and play base ball or see a horse race he
Isn't docked a cent.
The Rochester man who got his foot tan
gled up In a saw mill and broke twenty-eight
hundred dollars worth of machinery should
eOnfine himself to agricultural pursuits.
Detroit free Preai.
Baron, the singer, is of unusual height, so
tall, indeed, that when ho. went, the other
Jay, in Paris, to consult a "doctor about a se
vere cold in the head, the physician said :
"My friend you must have got your feet wet
last year."
"There's our Jeremiah," said Mr.Shelton,
he. went off to. make hi own living by his
lts." "Well, did he succeed?" Inquired a
niena. -o, saia tne oiu man with a
ajgh, and significantly tapping his head, "he
ailed for want of capital."
Norwich Bulletin : "When a man has sat
'p till midnight writing poetry and goes
home with bis soul aflame with inspiration,
nothing pleases him so much as to get Into
bed and find that the baby has been eating
.a cracker there."
The following is tho Hoick-Eye?! recipe
for a bull-doze cocktail : "You must tilt
about 'a leaspoonful of water into the glass
and Immediately Intimidate it with as much
whisky as the glau will hold. Then when
the tount is made throw the water out.
j One of the customers in a barber's shop
aaw a dog of ungainly aspect sitting oppo-
ilte Intently watching him. "Why does thai
dog look at ineso?" ''Why, air, occasion-
ally in y hand slips, and I am so unfortuuate
' a to snip off a bit of ear." "Kb. I and what
then t" "Why, then he eats it."
Mr, Huxley says that the plesiosaurus is
especially distinguished by its powerful jaw,
but it is due to the community to state that
this assertion was made before lie was mar
ried. A'crieicA Bulletin.
A western judge recently constructed the
fogest sentence on record. He sentenced a
jjrderer for life, and afterward added two
wid ijcnra tu me sentence. uecMisn t fin
prisoner called him "no gentleman."
What do you -charge a quart for your
ailic uerel aked n man a ho put bis head
, at tue door of a in k ahou. 'Hiir'lit
its," was the reply. "Ain't you got unv
seven cents? ' "No," Bald the proprietor;
no uuucu, ne can soon mutu you
ield butcher wai invited
tin
attend a minstrel show,
d. ever
teat deal
oncluded
lie lold u
ttlilnk they
I'ightjust
ry.--Vr
'a would-be
f neighbors at
upper time,
we are bav.
rV'said the vlsl-
and I like them
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Agricultural.
Farming and Merchandizing,
We maintain that nil farming, vrorthv of
tho name, does pay. But tho reason that It
seems not to do so can be satisfactorily ex
plained as)bllow9 : Wo ask too much of the
farm. Having n capital ot $2,000, $3,000 or
$5,000 invested In it, wo ask that the farm
shall support our families, educate our chil
dren, and give us a comp.irattvo wealth for
old ngo besides. And yet, do we treat it as
other men do their business by which they
succeed? If wo fall in getting alt this from
It, wo say nt once that fanning is unprofita
ble. We are unmindful of tho fsct that in
mercantile business only one in a hundred
is fairly successful, and only ope In a thou
sand eminently so. Does not farming do
tit well as that, aud better? Daea only one
In a hundred succeed ton competence, and
only one in n thousand to nflluence ? And yet
do we not deal with our farmers in the same
way that we li'ive seen that tho nation does
with its pro lucers ? Do we not tako every
thing off and put comparatively nothing on
the land? In every '.her business of life all
tho gains a Jim g.Vs ho Immediately puts
back Into his buliies. The merchant In
creases hli i' i;l'nl year by yenr, if ho is a
prudent mm, until It bee. mcs as largo ns he
can profitably manage. But if tho farmer
makes any turplus on his farm, ns n rule,
docs he rr turn it to his land, either In in
creased facilities for farming, in enriching
his laud, adding to his stock, or draining
his land 7 On tho contrary, is ho not more
likely to Invest In rail road shares or bonds,
In soma manufacturing enterprise, or loan
It to some neighbor ? Having taken away
from the farm what the farm has brought
him, and ought to be returned to it again,
to inako it more productive, he leaves it
impoverished, and then complains that the
gains do not Increase. Is not the difficulty
that ha Is continually taking away the in
cre,8 of his capital andleaving itonly what
it was a tie beginning? The merchant, us
we have sBl Increases his capital year by
year, but the farmcr too frequently takes
his to invest it in oiLer enterprises, and then
complains that the fat, doei not tuccced.
No farmer we ever heard of. eyer mortgaged
his farm to put manuro on u. yet men
quently do mortgaged their farms for the
purpose of building a house; and many take
all the earning of the farm for ten years for
that purpose. The mortgage or the indebt
edness once on a farm, remains years, il
not forever. T'te Southern Farmer.
Poultry.
A number of years ago, when our flock
was very much afflicted with cholera, a not
ed poultry fancier was rvked the remedy for
it. He replied that no poultry yard was
ever visited by it, where a convenient sup
ply of clean sand was always ncceasablo to
the chickens. Acting on this hint, a flat
box was fillod with coarse sand, and the
epidemic disappeared entirely. Kver since
a bxof sand ha been at lirnd for tho use
of poultry, and they have kept in perfect
health. They .sometimes land over, and
pick nt it for several minutes, as if the
contents were corn, or some other food. It
is also cood to keen a water vesaol nf nub.
iron, tfie nut of which is very healthy for
L. nlilnUnD tl.n, ilr!..l m.t P i. II
u i-mui. mink uui. ui u., J4 umaii
quantities of slacked lime are mixed with
the sand, the effect is good. Iu prairie soils
poultry cannot get enough either of limo or
sand, as is imperatively necessary far health
unless the supply is especially and regular
ly mado for them.
Corn should be led only in cold weather
and then but one a day, and that for tho
lastraeal. As a rulo hens will cat nothing
else when they get corn. The result is an
increase of fit on their bodies and decrease
of vitality and productiveness. Too much
corn interferes with a layiughen, i contains
a surplus amount of fattening material and
not enough albuminous for tho production
of eggs.
How To Get Kid op Tjoje Stomps.
General Colquitt, of Georgia in a recent ad
dress gives the following two ways of doing
this:
To remove stumps tfom a field all that is
necessary is to have ono or more sheet-iron
chimneys, some four or five feet high. Set
fire to the stump ami placo the chimney
over it so as to give tho ruquiaite draught at
thu Wdoin. It will draw like, a store. Tho
sturjir. mill soon be consuned. With several
Mich chimneys of different sizetlie removal
olstumps may bo accomplished at merely
nominal labor and cxpene.
In the autumn, bore a bolo an inch or two
in diameter according to the girth of the
stump vertically in tho centre of the.,, httcr
and about eighteen inches deep. Put into
it from one to two ounces of saltpetre; fill
the hole with water and plug up cloe. In
the ensuing spring take out the plug, and
pour in about onu or two gills, of kewscne
oil ami ignito it. The stump will smoufder
away, without blazing.to the very extremity
of the roots leaving uothing but nshes.
a .njiw aioriE ok Wasiii.no. The ill
effects of soda on linen have given rifton
new method of waihinp, which has bevn ex
tensively adopted in Germany, nixl intro
duced into llelgium. Tho operation .vhhUih.
In dissolving 2lbs. of Kap in about three
gallons of water as hot a the hand can bear,
and arming to tbls ono taWespootiful of tur
pentlne. and three nfllqiad ammonia; the
mixture must then bo well stirred, and the
in" iiteped in It for two nr throp hours.
takl care to cover the wnsel containim?
ther j hermetically lis iwssihle. Tho
c lies are afterward wah'id out and rinsed
1" the usual way, Tho toap and water may
be, "ated and tiswl n, soeond time, but in
thatca $,alf a tcJ.pfKiful ofanunonlamust
be added. Thi -process is said tocaunea
Kreat ecouomy f timo, labor and fuel. The
linen icarcty ,irera at all, and Its cleanll
icm aim w, aro j)CJrrect The umonj,v am
.urpem.nj,,.i. Dough their delerslvo actions
'-' )ugl '"clr.leler.slvo action
' StEpP"'- ufin.ct oi, linen j ami while
lie I&re-er oynpirates nnmciliaU-ly, Hie
Is gi
th
sineu ix me inuer diiappe, entirely dur
lug iwcuryiuK hi uio llcUie
A yAiiuun'n Workshop. -Jt woiWtl necm
tot next to Iwpcwtible forunyguoil snil
prot:reHsiwrnr(iierto Dewithtut involution
: 1 1 I.t e '
viueu wiui a vanciy 01 ece4iry looli
ilcli U) j inn repnlani; lout lli
nuu crrii iiiu nilKini; ul imnv
,1 il cunaldera
A "lion to
ooden
scitENcns rt't.Moio svnup, sk weed ton
ic, AND MANDItAKK MIX?,
These deservedly celebrated nn 1 popular modi
rlneshave eUcclcdarnvolutUin In tlio lieallnffart
and proved the fallacy or several maxims which
have tor many yenrs obstructed the proiticti ot
liicuiLiti ncirmp. I lip lane BuppuMUun Hint -v-un-
sumpf Ion Is IncuruMo" deterred lln Mourns rrom nt
tcmptinif lo nnd remedies tor that disease, and pa.
tlents nmictet with It reconciled themselves to
death wlihout making an effort, lo rscapo from n
doom which thev suppoxud lu lio unwold.ible. II
Is n'w proved, howevi r, that tvnsnniptlon can bo
cured, andth.it It has been cured in a Tory Kreat
number cf ca'cs (somo of I hem apparently dispcr
ate ones) by Kchenck's I'ulmoiilo hyrupiilnnei and
In other cases by the same mrdMnMii connection
Njhoiick's Sea Heed Tonic and ManUrikv Tills, one
or both, according tn tho rcTilrenvnts of thrnsr.
Dr. nclienck hlmsclt hi pnjwod uninterrupted
coo I heal h for more than forty yea's, wis siinpn-ed
atone tlmo to bo at tho very Rito otdca h, his phy
slcUhs hating pronoiiDccu his cnto hop les, and
abandoned him to his fate. Ho wos cured by tho
aforesaid medicine, nnd Mnco hl-i iTcoery, manv
thousands similarly alTcclcd have u-ieil I -r chenck's
preparations with thesoino ifmai Y.ho success.
Kull direct Ions accompany each, tr.iklni; If no' ab
solulely necesiary to personally sec in-, tidienck
unless patlonts wUh their l'tniy-i examined, and for
Ihls purpose he Is professlonaify st his principal
rice, corner BUth and Arch ftt, I'liiiiildpati,
everv Monday, w hero all letters tor ndvljo must Lc
addressed,
bchenck's medicines aro sold by all dpi rlsts.
J.tuii ry, im.
What I Kuow'About Vegotine.
tOCTll 1! .STOK, Maj' 9, 1ST0.
II. I!. Stevens, r.q i
Ucar sir I hau had considerable experience with
Veffetlnc. Kordvspepsla. ecnerid dcbilliv and Im
pure blood, Vcffetlne Is superior to Hiiy thlnir which
1 lato evtr used, 1 commenced laklng It. about lho
mlildloof lost u Inter, and after uslnt: a few bottles
It entirely cured mo of dygpophl i. and my r,lood was
never lu so pood condition as at the pt cheat time, 1 1
will afford too pleasure to Rive any further particu
lars rclallvo to what I knon ab ait this ood medi
cine to liny ono who will call on or address mo at my
residence, Sal Athens street.
Very Itespccttullv,
MO.Nl.OKr.M'KKU,
. Sit Athens s.rcct.
Djspi'jola,
SYMPTOMS.,-Wanl of appetite, rt3lnfr of food nnd
Indlrom thestotaach, acldl'.v ot thoEl'.nachtheart
burn. dryness and whhcnessit thu tongue luthe
morulnp, benfie of distention in tne i touiach and
boncls, aomctlmcs rniuljllnjr u'lpaln; ,'ostl diets,
whlih Is occaslonalb Interrupted b uiarrhcca! paio
nessof tho mine. 'J ho moufu Is tlaauny, or has a
Bour or bluer taste, other fiequent s mptomsuro
watcibrash, palpltitlon ' f th heart, ' eadncho, and
disorders of tho senses, as so lag doubl , etc. i hero
Is penenU debility, Ituitfuor nn.l aven-tinto motion.;
dejection ct the spmu, oisturucd Meep.and frightful
dreams.
Qained Fifteen Pounds of Flonh.
soctu 1bwic, 3l., Jan. H, an.
II. II. Stevens, Ksq.:
Dear Mr I have had dyspepsia In Its wurst form
for tho last ten jeans, olid hato tar.cn hundreds ot
dollars worth of medicine without, obtaining any re
Uef. In September Usll commenced Winner Vese
tlne, since nhlcii tlmo ray health has hWaillly Im
proved. My rood digests well, and 1 have gained nt
Ucn pounds Of flesh. There are several others In
this placo taking; the Vcpetltie, tui4 all have obtained
relief. Yours triuy.
TUUVIAS V.. MOOItn,
Overseer cf card room, iMrtsmouth 003. MUls.
All Dkeasas of tho Blood.
If Vegetlno will relieve pain, cleanse, purlfv rind
euro such dticases, rcstorlug tho patient to pw feet
health atlcr trj Inst otnreut. phyhltlan3 many rcmo-
uitp, otiuviiuK j tin a, i it not conciuuve proof II
you aro a suticrer, ou can bo cured J Why Is this
jieuitma iwiiurimng Rrtcn creat curcss it v orki in
the blood, In tho circuuuni; Buld. It can truly be
called lho Great Blood I'm iner. ! nn erenr. nmir, r,r
disease orlfrluati s In lho blood; and no medlclno that
uuu?iiui,iiwi.uireeiiy upon it. to puruvand renovate
has uuy Just claim u;m public attention.
QOOB aVIDEBTCB.
PlKrtMMlTI Vir Oft 1 C7-1
Mr. II. It. Steven : '
Dear Kir Ha tw bottles ot Vpgetlno furnished
mc byyouria.junt.uiy wire Has us.eu with great bei-
KUI
Foraiftwrtitnaabc has been trouhlpil wirhriiyji.
nisst awIcosUveuef-aj tbcFo troubksarenoweutiie-
iy rtoiHJieu uy iuo use i eg?une.
now viua iu truuuit'u iwi (lyspepin vaa general
uvuutkj j iuiu una wvu Kn;uiy iMnt;ntieu.
Reliable Evidence.
Mr. U. IL Stevens:
Dear Mr I win most cheerfully aM my testimony
to tho greALnu i ber you iue al'-siuiy rci'elveU In fa
vor ot j our Kreat ana ruoa medicine, Vegetine. lor I
donotthlak enouch can ha hLl.l in its iruisf fnr f
was troubled over thirty years tth that dreadful
dlstmc. catarrh, ana haa such bad couRhlnp spells
thatltmouldaecmas though I could imwr breutlio
any mom. anu egetine aaa cured me ; ana I ao feel
tothan&uod alt the time ihat ihpm u sn ciw-iti n
medicine aa Vegetlue, ana I also think It one uf the
wm meuicines ior cougns, ana weaK, sinking Iecl
nca at the stomach, aud nclvisu vprvhr.dv tn ink-n
vegeune, tor i cau usMiro tneia it is one of tho bust
meuicines mat ever was.
Mils, fjnnir
Corner Magazine and Walnut btreets, Cambridge,
APPEE0IATI0N.
CiiAHLktfTPWK. Mais.. March lD.lfrea.
II. XU Stevens:
This is to certify that 1 have used jour'licod
Preparation" (Vetretlnel in mv fumilv for hnvprnt
years, and think that, lor bcrofula or cankerous hu
mors or rheumatlo allectlons, It cannot be excelled ;
and as a blood puilller and bpiing medicine it is tho
best thing I have ever used ; and I have used almost
eveniuuig, j can cneeriuny recommend it to any
UUV IU L4VVU VI Mitt I U IIK-'UIVIUI.
vours resiK'ct fully,,
MKS. A. .. DIN8MOKC.
iSJtubsel street.
Vegetine is sold by all druggists,
Ayer's
Sarsaparilla
I'or Scrofula, and nil
rcrofulous diseases. Knsi.
pelas, Hose, or St. Antho
ny's Fire, Eruptions ami
l-.ruptivo diseases of tin
skin, Ulcerations ot' tin.
I.iver, Stomach, Kidneys,
l.ungs, Pimples, Pustules,
lioils, Blotches, 'I'liuiori.
Tetter, Salt llheuiii. Scald
Head. Itiniraoriii. I'lcers.
Sores, Hheumatism, Neuralijia, l'ain in
tho Hones, Side and Head, IVnuilw
Weakness, Sterility, Leuconho'it, arisiujr
from internal ulceration, aud Utuiinu
disease, Syphllitio and 2Urcuri.il dis-
ases, Dropsy, Dysjwpsia, ICinaciation,
(leneral Debility, and for Purifying the
Wood.
This Sarsaparilla is a combination of
vctfctaLlo alteiatives StiUintjia, Man
drake, Yellow Dock with tho Iodides
of Potassium and Iron, and is the most
efficacious medicine yet known for
tho diseases it is intended to euro.
Its ingredients urn bo skilfully com
bined, that thcfull alteralivu eflect of
each is assured, and while it is so mild
ns to be harmless even to children, it is
ftill so effectual as to jnuge out fioiu the
system those impurities, and corruptions
which develop into loathsome disease.
Tho reputation it enjoys i3 deiiwd
from its cures, and the confidence, which
prominent physiciiins all over tin coun
try repose in it,piou thui'iipcrioiice
ul il.s usefulness.
(Vrtilicatesatti'Stin itsvirtups have
accumulated, and are constantly l'imr
received, ami us many of tin so rasis nio
publicly known, they furnish com iiicmi;
evidence of lho superiority of this Mir
saparilla over every oilier aittr.uivo
medicine. So generally is its ftipiii
ority to any oilwr ini'iiic'iio l.iiov.n. that
we need do no mow than to assuio the
public that thu best ijualilies It has ever
lossesseil aie strictly maintained,
rut riiii.n m
Dr. J. C. AYER k CO,, Lowell, Mass.,
fructUat iiml .mi(ldf r ,,,il,.
sou, ur ij-i. iiKuuuisis laui wiiliie.
Oct, 13, !87tHy
iCOUHTER.PLATrORM GOHtScTRACK
VO) AGENTS WMn
JltllD rOI PrICf
fg rut
LOUIS BERNHARD,
!intnr In
nLGSW 61 OTHER WASOIISS,
Silver and Plated Ware,
F'rB JEWKLUV, CLOCKS, AO.,
hep inisa axj) nxaiurixo
tiviiitiiy U(!'jutvt,
oow.ts-ir
GLAZING AND PAPERING.
TXrjI. P. r,ODIX12, Iron Street below sec-
V ond, liloomsburg, l'a., Is prepared to do al
trln,l (if
A1NTINO,
GLAZING, '
and
rAlTK HAKG1KG
In tho best styles, nt lowestjprlces, and at short
uuuov.
Virtlcs'wvloirsich ivorlc to Ij vr.ll savo money
calling on mc.
AVTwork warranted to Klvo satisfaction. Orders
solicited
WM. F. UODINE.
Marchon
CALIFORNIA
T1IK CHICAGO ANOrvriMVESTEIlN RAILWAY
Kmbrftces under ono mnnaeement tho Oreat Trunk
lUllway Uncs cf tlio M i;s r utul NOlll'II-WEST.and,
Willi Its numerous branches und connections, forms
tho hhorteht and quickest route between Chicago
UHU Uil IHJlIUn 111 ILLINOIS, IHCtl.SIN, UK rllKKN
.tiicuuiJLN. ji in tsoTAf Iowa, is KURisti, vamornia
Omaha and ( alKbinla L.ttic
la tho shortest and best route for all rolnts tn north
ern Illinois, Iowa, DaJvOti, Nebraska, Wyoming,
i oiornuu, itiu.iiu, tiiiui, .iiiiiuriuat urt'goii, unina,
Japan and Australia. Its
Chicago, Madison &l St, Faut Line
H the Rhort lino for Northern Wisconsin and Mlnno-
sou, mm ror ladNon, he. raui. .MinneaiioiiDululh,
and all points In tho treat Nm la-west. in
Wluuna and St. I'ctvr )Ltiic
JIankato, St, Peter, New ulm, and ail polflts In
Gi ccn Uuy nnd .Marquette IJne
Is U'e only lino for Jancsllle, Watcrtown, rond Iiu
lax Ualikosh, Applcton, tireen Hay, Kscanaba, Ne
L'auoec, Jlarquttle, Houghton, Hancock and the
ijulr superior country, hh
Vrccport nnd Subuquo tine
li tho only routo for Elgin, Ilockford, lYeeport, and
nil iinlr tn t In VMinitfirt If u
ClilcugO nnd Milwaukee Mac
Is the old I-ako Fhoro Route, and Is tho only ono
li,.rL- vl'nil.a?n nMno li.n ni.li n . '.I I urn ulnn
Pullman Palace Carn
aro run on all through trains of thhi road.
tween Llilcacro and HU 1'auI.Cldcasro and Milwaukee.
or Clilcago und Winona.
At uinaiia, our sieepeis conncci, wiiu mc overland
blePDera on tho UlIou 1'acUlc Italhoad for all t'oino
west of tho Missouri river.
On the arrival or tho trains from the cast or south,
leave ChlcaM as follows
tOK COUNCIL 1ILUKHJ, Uil All A ATiD liAI.ItOI.NI t, TWO
mrouirn irams uai:y. wmi ruiimnn nitiace iirawiiiL-
room and Rleeolnir uirs throiurh to council Hluns.
roRKT. rAULANUiiiNNEArou8,iwo nroiigh trains
uaiiy, itu ruuuiuu pcuuvu iurs utuu'uea 10 ooiti
trains.
Fok Green IUt and Lake hitkkioh, two trains
dally, with 1'uliman palace cara attached, andrun-
Kok Miuvaukeb. four throuuh tnilns da'lr. Pull
man cars on nlf U trains, parlur chair cara on da
trains.
Fok SriUTA and Winona and points In Mlnnnsfita.
one through train dally, with Pullman bleeperato
Foil Dubdoue. via Freenort. twothrniiLrh tmina
dally, wtih Pullman cars ou nlarUt tralus.
ljit UuHugcE and La t'uoR, u Clinton, two
mruuKu iruuis uaiy, mm I'uuiuau cara ou mgnt
train to McOregor, Iowa.
l'oa biou lity and l ANKTON, iwo trains dal'y.Pull
man cara to Missouri Valley Junction.
For lake Geneva, four trains dally.
For Hock 1-okl). hTKituv). Kenosha. Janesvmi v.
and other polntii.you can have from two to ten trains
uaiiy,
NewVort ofUee.No 41M!roadway: Boston ofllce.
5 state street; omihu unite, S53 Faruham fatreet:
tfan hranclseoonico, lit Montgomery Mrect; Chlca-
f,
uru iicM't oiiivfa vt i.iuik mitii, unaer nnerman
iouso; corner tauiu ami Aiuuiscn Mrcets; Klnzlo
street depot, vomer W. Klr.ilo ami Canal Streets :
Wells street depot, corner Wells unit KlnIe ktreeU).
rur nuea ur inrormaiiua net auauiaeio ircia your
homo ticket airents, apply tj
11. Dr,.nfcrr, jiahvin lltoniTT,
oen. wis. Aut, Clilcajfo. lien. Sup'rhlctigo
I'cb. 4,1t-ly
ALBREGHT & CO.
GRAND, SQUARE AND UPRIGHT
PIANOS.
Tho Ai.nRF.ciiT & Co. 1'ianos aro
first-class in uvcry reapect, Vjoing con
feiiftred the leading I'hUadcljiliia
niako by musicians nnd competent
judges. Through their oxtcimivo
facilities, Jltssitn. Ai.wtixiiT & Co.
nro enabled to turn out instruments
that nro not surpassed nnywhere, nnd
btill Fell them nt prices within tho
reach of nil. No Piano is permitted
to leavo their factory unless satisfac
tory to thu moot imiiuto particular,
hence their jtunrnnteo of five years
is n thing of value. All lata im
( provements of importance are found
in thceo instruments.
Missus. Ai.mtraiT &, Co. have ro
ecived tlio most (loitering Testimo
niuls from h. JI, OorrsciiALK, Fiiakz
Aiit.Oustavk S.mr.ii, J. V. IIimmeis
jiach, Wiixust Voiiefk:r and
many other eminent ni lists, besidea
being able to refer to thousands of
privato purchasers, Schools, (semi
naries, bocictics iuhI teachers.
Pianos conscientiously selected per
orders by mail, carefully packed and
Bhipped safely toany part of tho world,
tfeiyFtir further particulars as to
references, prices nnd terms, address,
ALBRECHT&CO.
610 Arch Street, Philadelphia.
J ly, lKTt.-ly,
PUBLIC SALE HAND BILLS
.nted nt this Office
,ESTNOXJOK AND AT Til K
HJLKTKKStd.
fmmmmmmmmmsrmsm
BLCOMSbUHC
HlX.Til is'.ORMAL SCHOOL DISTRICT.
Bloomsburg, Columbia County, Pennsylvania.
T. L. GRISWOLD, A. M., M. D Principal.
Tins SCHOOL, as at present consiuutea, oners tue very uesnaciuuesior i-ruiessiunui
liulldlnci spacious" linlllne and commodious i completely Heated by steam, well enllUtcd, lighted by gas,
ffitlou healthful, and easr of access. Teachers
moderate, fifty cents a week deduction to all expecting lo teach, btudcuts admitted at any limo. uoouis resurvcu nuuu u.",iiou.
Courbcs of Btudy prescribed by the stato I
I. Model Scliool. II. Preparatory. III. Elementary. IV, Cl.Wicnl.
Aillun.! PmirEi.. I. Apiilnniln. T T. fYim iiipreifil. 1 1 1. C?tilir 111 Mn.lc. IV. Course In Art. V. Conrpe in Pliysical CiiUure.
The Elementary. ' Scientific nnd cubical Coursci are IMtofKSSIONAI, and studenM gmduatlnir therein, lycolvo stale lijplon
correspcndlnirliegrccsi Matter ot the Dements; Master of the icleuccs i Master ot thuCMMlcs. Uraduatos la tho other Courses rccelo . Normal Lcitlllcata,!
inrir niiainnicni1,, Bisncu uv iihi uineeis ui mo nu.uu ui innieen. . , .t.., nn i,not nAiinrrne
The couim of Mud y Drescrll-ed by Hie Mate Is liberal, and the scientific and Classical courses are not Inferior to those, of o r best CollCBCs. ... .
The Slate requlresa bUher ord.T if ettlcnshlii. Tho times demand It. H H one ot lUnprl-no objects of I hls sc ool to l elp i toaec nro It. 'S"!vn i ii?ir
gent nnd eniclent Teachers for Her schools. Tolhlsendlt solicits young persons.,! gid abilities and good , ,n',1,' lLJT.' w .,1 , S i!i i ?t ,r if. V i;.,?Pi,, ?clmot
and their t Jlents, as Mu lents. -1 o nil such It promises aid In developing their powers, aud abundant oppoi lunltlis for well paid labor alter leuUng tchooi.
cumoirue, nuuies 1110 rriiicipni.
HON. WII.I.IA.II ill.WHI.L,. l'renldcnt llonnl
Sept. 8, '7il.-ly
WHOLESALE DEUG EMPORIUM.
Corner .Main and Alnrkct Street
BLOOMSBURG, PA.
The undersigned having been engaged in the
business lor the past eight years would call the attention of country
dealeis to their largo and varied stock.
They defy competition by any house in or out of the large cities.
Their rsfotik consists of Paints, Oils,
&lass, Putty, Patent Medicines, Spices,
&c.
RETAIL DEPARTMENT
EBO "W E
Vlicrcjnay be found n?lurgo stock of Surgical Instruments,
Sponges, Chamois, Colognes, Perfumery and in fact everything kept
in a well regulated retail Drug Store.
They are also Sole Manufacturers of the celebrat e
OIL OF GLADNESS.
CALL AND EXAMINE OUlt STOCK.
MOYEE, BROS.
May 10, 'lo.-tr.
PIANOS AND ORGANS,
O V
STANDARD MANCTPACTURE
Tlio Largest Assortment !
Tlio Best in qualily !
The Lowest in Prices !
The Easiest Terms !
von -w 1 l tn, find jrc
THOMAS' MUSIC STORE,
1 L 7 M ILL S T 1 12 K 'V .
DANVILLE, PA.
Peel 5m
The t Buy MILLER BROS.'
and save cnc-llilnltheeostof fTA C AT "I) A T"VTrp painting, and get a paint that
Is much Imnd-wnier and will vl 1 XJlVi i VyV IJ L 7Vi-li 1 last tnlco a long as any other
paint.
Miircbaiid leailv fur uno 111 wlilio irunv color
In the country.
the country, miuiy ul wnlcli hao Uscl painted
IhlsCIIKMIOAl.
Air. 1 nus luxen 1 irai, rieiuniiiia
Addrii-s
of colors sent tree.
N. Y. U N A M K L
AlK'f CO, 103 (.hanibtrs
Tbcn Buy N.
aiHHaveoue-tlilrdthe cost or t J I.' r r T1
u tmieli l.ntuU,iiner and will I 1 I I I1, IW 1 V .
palnl. Is prepiued leudy for uf e In waito orune color
11 IIIU UOUULT, , lllilur Ul tllllLUIIUie MIIIiiu bu,vui, null nun t'Jvr. ua n.ll mieilUTM p.llUieil.
Iilso lli dt 'A . I'.tl N I' busUiktN (ItkL Pieiiiluinsat twenty uf tl.cMute Pairs nf lho t'nlon. f-aia pie card
tolui-4 to it ir-o Aduress .n. 1, i;na.mui.
HOS UJ iVit r tr eet, (.'leveland, Ohio.
tM
All Isindsl'i
GREEN TEA AND BLACK TEA.
MAMMOTH GHOCE11Y
Corner 3fain ami Center Streets
BLOOMSBURG, PA.
Oct, S, 1S73.-tf.
TWO IMPORTANT INVENTIONS
or iNTcitaar to svjirt one.
Ul. A PIANO OR PARLOR ORQAN CHAIR,
Mlt'i unLtjtabUi back, nuulo to mpport the back of tho titter
vhilolcaiHii.forwirJlu tho ordinary pMltlon for pitying, sad by
aiiinj.ltiucrAngemcDt.uhlch gives It a backward anil et the lamo
time a ibwun ord movement, follows Lis nntlona and capports hun
I .it'.iy poiltlon without luterferlng la tbs leut Willi lh rrcedom
i f LU movement!.
Kg
1
W3E
i . ,
STATE NORMAL SGHOOl
experienced, eniclent, and nllro to their work. Discipline,
of Truateri'
BLOCK.
desired. Is on inirii) thoufandsor tbuntie8tbuihiiM7M
tlxjears, and now look ax well as u hen nut painted.
ul iweiuy in me imu r uira or ine 1 uiun. ampIo curd
MILI.llIl IlltOS". lift) (Voter ttrei t. tWeLmd. ohl.i.
street, N, Y, May 12, '70-ly.
Y, ENAMEL PAINT CO.'S
. T' 1) t AT'I1 Palming, and get a paint that
I J 1 7V 1 ll I List Iwleu ua Iohl' lis uni iiili,.i
dublred. Is uuiuan.v thoiHandsof thehnest buildings
i'ai.vi t'u., nut.'ii.imuei'Sbireei, 1, i.,or .Mll.LKlt
ilayu, '70 ly.
l-)E3
asad prices.
AT
A PLATFORM ROCKER Ofl
OASTORSr with the long rwrmovcmtnt
uf tlieola attlo, without tho prejcctlojr rorkcra
to mar otter furniture and the baitea of roomi;
being, lu fact, the ooly Platform ltockcr laade
that Lat perfectly ji! factory movciatnt,
Uauafactcrcd for the trade by
tLBERTBEtST&CO.,
fL.O, N. Y.,
luclpal dealers throMstout
ktowa,
,i,h n i,n.,nrni .....ni nurlnft
and furnished with a bountiful surplj of puriolt,
firm but kind, uniform and thorough. Kxpnes
COI,. J, (I. I'Ili:i:Zi:, Srcretarr
BLOOMSBUBG
MARBLE WtfBKS.
T. L. GUNTON, Proprietor,
MAIN STUKirr, 11ELOW MAllKKT.
Manufacturer of ami Dealer in all ttiuU of
MONUMENTAL MARBLE WOKKS
Wo use the ivst AMERICAN and IT A II AN Marble
He has on band and furnishes to order
MONUMENTS,
TO.MI1S,
HEADSTONE i,
UIINS, VASES, Ac,
Bvery variety oi Marble cutting neatly executed it
the lowest market prices.
A Ions practical experience and personal attention
to bu.lness makes the proprietor confident of giving
sitlsuctlon. All orders by mall promptly attended
1.0. 1. U. UOX Ji.
03FX. H. Work delivered free of chanje.'XSZ
Aug. 21, '74-ly. T. L. UUNTOX, proprietor,
Important to Lawyers.
uumiucsiii I lie 1 eilte, uiiiuui,;?, i,M'k.uiuin, nu'
mlnlstralois, (iuardiau, Township ofllcers, and J)ul-
ness men tencraiiy.
Wo havo on band a Urgo assortment of legal
blanks fur tho u-.o ot Mtorneys, Justices and Cun
hlable's blanks of all kinds, Note and Kecelpt books
for Administrators c.
fltlCE LIST.
ATTOKNlSl o 1ILANUS. I
Preclpo for Summons. 1
" " Kl. Pa.
" " llulo to take Dct ifiltlons.
" ' choose Ar Mraloi-s.
I cents apiece, er f 1.79 per hundred.
Petlllon for Appolntmcutof Guardian.
Cllllllnil
4
Utile to tako lienosltlons.
Narr In liebt. uh Uonlesslon,
" Assumpsit. .
Mechanics l.l.-n.
4 cents each or $3.50 per hundred.
retmon ior sine 01 iteai lsuue s cents eacn.
JUSTICE'S lll.ANKS.
fiubnecnas. Summons. Warrants. Executions. E lo
so eeiiis eucii.
leases ... H
libit. Dieds
Parchment Heeds
Agreements
sccitset
10 "
J5
Orphan's Court oles
constable's bales
JO fori! 61
s ttnts each
12 ' "
1 " "
.Mortgage and Itond
All kinds of Notes
icecclpi. uies. scliool orders.
Poor firders, Store
Ordors, neatly bound, constantly on hand, or made
10 uruer on Miuri nonce.
Wealo prepared to do neater .lob work than am
other ofllce In this county.
IlltOUUWAY & F.LWF.I.I,
Kdllors and 1 roprletors
ot tho Columbian,
Ptooimbur?, Pa
GLENN'S
SUZrJIUJi SOAP.
Thoroughly Cures Diseases of the Skw,'
Beautifies the CoMrLEXio.v, Prevents
anii Remedies Rheumatism and Gijut,
lluis Sores and Abrasions of the
Cuticle and Counteracts Contacioim.
This Standard External Remedy for Krup.
tions, Sores and Injuries of the Skin, not only
KEMOVES FROM THE COMPLEXION ALL llLEM
ISHES arising from local impuiities of the
blood and obstruction of the pores, but also
those produced by the sun and wind, such as
tan and freckles. It renders the cuticle
MARVELOUSLY CLEAR, SMOOTH and PLIANT,
and being a wholesome beautifier is far
preferable to any cosmetic.
All the remedial advantages ofSul.
1'IIUR 11ATIIS are insured BY THF. USE OF
Glenn' Siihiliur Sod), which in addi
tion to its purifying effcctJ, remedies and PRE
VENTS Rheumatism and Gout.
It alsr. SISL.FECTS CLOTHING and LINEN
and rREVENTS DISEASES communicated 11Y
CONTACT with the PERSON.
It dissolves Dandruff, prevents laid,
ncss, and retards grayncsti of the liair.
Physicians speak of it in high terms.
Prices 25 and 50 Cents per Cake: per
Box (3 Cakes), 60c. and $1.20.
N. 13. The $o cent calces are triple tbi size cf thow at
85 cents.
(UILVS HAItt AND AVHISKEU WYE,"
Mack or Urowu, SO Cenu.
C. N. CRin, l'rop'r. 7 Sixth Av.,H.Y.
ott. us, 'is.-ly,
MORRIS MICHEL,
I'lticTicii, iiAio niAur.it,
THXi:it ,lf.l) KL'IMIIICU.
nL(IOMSUl!H, l'A.
rillST CLABS PIANOS AND OltdANS KOrt SAL1S,
SECOND HAND PIANOS TAKKK IN KXCIIANO.E.
OHDElt 11V MAIL PliOMPTLY EXECUTED,
Decl, "14-ly
BLOOMSBURG TANNERY,
G, A, II I) II RIKfi' "
RESl'IJCTFUIXY announces to the pu
that be has reopened
SNYDnU'ri TANNERY,'
(old standi liloomshun
pi
suhstantlal and workuiul
prices to suit the limes.
w ul at anilines to paid II
O R K K M
tA f vryi i1fKrrlntl(jn In I ltn
rfinfiirols rntiiiuL-tJullr BOtlt
lifW lories o:
"$ma. roads,
RAIL ROAD TIME TABLES
pllUADKLPHA AND ItlOADINO ltOAU
AltKANQKM 12NT OI-' PAfc'PlGKn
TKA1NH.
July u, is;.
TIUlNSt.BAVRlirrr.llT as tell on s iMMMTixnii
for New Voik, I'l.llmlell bin, InunUKi UllrMHe
Tannt'ltin, 4c lt, n. m
fni- (SiinnlsKi. It.nn u. in. and t,m. : h
for WIIllun.spoil, c,ss 0,84 r.. m. and J,( 6 p. ni.
TnAlNSlOS Hl'I-KKT 1 KA R AB rOU OV, t, (nunu.l
L'CrTKP.)
Iavo Sew York, t,45 a. in.
Leave Philadelphia, 0,16 a. m.
Leavo Heading, II,n a, m., rottstllle, 1S,1 p. m
and Tamaqun, 1,80 p. m.
Lea CaUwIssa, 0,20 o,!5 a.m. ana t,m p.m.
Lcate tvilllamspoil m ium,15,(o in. andr.,00 p. in
Pnssinirers i d from New t ik und l biludo
phla go throuj i Ithout chantjo of cars.
J, 13. OOTTf.V,
Jan. 1 1, t .TO tf. General supdiUindent.
toi!Tjii:kn
C'KNTKAI, 1!A1UAY
COMPANY.
On and after KoveinUr 50th. tsT3. trains will lento
SUNUUUY as follows I
K01ITIIWAI1D.
rrlo Mali s.so a. m., uniie Klmlra IIXO a.
" Caniiiiunlgua. . 8.:s p. m
JioUiester 6.t "
Nl.igum 40 "
llenovo accommodat ten ll.lt) n. m. arrive lllloms
itli.es p. m.
Klmlra Mall 4.1s a. m., urrlvo rimlrn 10.SO a. m.
Uurralo Express 7.15 a. ni. urrltc liurfalo 8.S0 a. tn.
SOUTIIWAHI).
Uuflalo Kxprcss 2.S0 a. m. ui rU o llnrrlsuurg 4.1.0 n. m
" lialtlinoro s.40 "
Elmlrillall 11.15 a.m., arrlic Ilaril6buig1.to p. m
" Va-shlnglou 10.E0 '
" llalllincico.30 "
" W'UilllllgtCU 6.20 "
llarrlsburg accommodation 8.10 p. in. nrrho Hauls
burg lo.so p. m.
arrlic Ilnltlmoro J.SSn. m
" Washlr.glonfi.13 "
nrlo Mall 18.55 a. m. an It o Uanlsburg 3 (is a. in.
" HulllmoroMO "
" Washington 10.SB "
All dally except Sunday.
D. M. DOYI), Jr., (leneral FUsscnger Agen
A, J. CAPSATT, General Mnnogo
ENNSYLVANIA RAIL ROAD.
l'ljiliiilelili!ii & I'.lie K. H. Divlsiuu.
WINTER TIME TAULE.
and after SUNDAY, NOV. 20, 1870 t
J tl unlns on tho PhlladelphU line Hall '
oau nit isiou in run as luiiow b :
WEHTW'AIU).
HIE MAIL leaves New York 8.25 p. ra
1 blladelpblj 11.63 p. ui
" " " llulllinoie o.io p. m
" llariisburg 4.vsu. m
" " " llllumspurt s.ss a. m
" " Lock Haun 0.40 a. in
" " lieiioui : ll.to a. m
' " arr. at Krle ".3 p m
KiOiiu rimUF8 lcaes Philadelphia.. 7.20 a. in
" " Italtlmoie
' " llarrlsburg. ...10.10 a. m
' urr. nt Wllll.unsiiort.. !.iip. in
" Lock IlllMIl.... 0.23 p. m
i " Keuuo 4 4'ip. myl
n " uunato
par Lim:..
New York a.ai a. mi
Phlladcliihla II una. ml
" Ihiltliuoie Il.33a.ni3
" llarrtsbuig S2op.ial
arr. at Wltllanispurt 7.3J p. to
EASTWARD.
fAV EXPIIKSS leaves Kane
i " Kuioto M
" " " lk Haven.
... c.co a. ml
....Iii.ioh ml
n. on. ml
" " MUIamspoit..
" " air. at lliirrlbuig....,
" " ' Phlladelnlila..
.13 40 n. mi
.. 4.10 p. ml
' " " New York loisp.ml
M " " lt.dtlmoro 7.35H. mi
. t.-lV p.IUl
" " " M'athlngton 0.07 p. mSf
KltlE MAIL leaves Krle 11.20 a,
" " llenovo H.35 11. n
14 ' Luck Haven 0.45 p. nt:
" " U'llllainspoit 11.16 p.
" urr. at imiribuurg ,. x.4&a,
H luitlniore 7.45 a
" " Phlladeluhla 7.(011.
' Nework 10051,
FAbT LIN IJ Icaies Wllllamsport 12.S5 n.
' " arr. at ll.nitsburg 4.10 a,
" " ' llaltltnore 7.45 a
" " " Philadelphia 7.05 a. m
" " " Kcir Vork 10.25 a. in
Erlo a1 Wefat. lagara Kxpress West.Lock lliveu
lccum. i it und Hay Pxpress Kust make closo con
nection ui Nouhumberland with 1. & II. It. II. trains
ror Vt llkco-llarr and scianloa.
lino "i 'ii os Magara Express west, I.rlo
I'll rehS ,CRt alld Lock Ibui'ti Aeerimtnriflfillnii
,hJvutiiiiii-ocioBu icnucyiion nt wllllauiBpoit w
C. It. W. trains not lb.
trie MallW est, Magtrl. Kxpiess West, and Day
Express E.ist make doau connection at Lock listen
mill 11. r. .. it. 11. 1111111M.
kho Mall Last and '.est connect nt Krlo li
X'1
M.itw
"'srlo
jtlns on L. . i M, s I!. It. at Lorry Kith o c. ;
. at Emnoilum lth Ii. . v. p. it. nn-
.itwood Midi A v. it. it.
"srlor Curs Mill i nn bet n (en rhlV
nilum'port on Niagara Kxpien ttt V V
wt. Phllauelihla Kiprefs j'ait
rirrtss East and MinUay Lipitsu fast, fcieei
llnrl
'rs ou tdl night trains.
tleepinfl
WM. A. BAI,WVLV,
lV-
general supi J
'A AXxJ
j-. y,AWAItH, LACKAW
I I-1ECTEBN IIAILKOAP
'UI.OOMSUUIia D1VISIO:
.Me
K0.
Takts ciltcT at 4:S0 A.
l uuu.iuit,
MOkv, KOVP.MllEIt M 1SI5.
liOltTH
p.m. p.m. i
s t u ts
STATIONS.'
....Scranton
lifllCVll.1
..TijlorMlIc,
.LiuKawMiiia..
EOVTll.
a.m. p in. p.ni
UBS S IU u
9 43 '.'Si 6 :
IU 'J SI t !
S 1.) B 6, ii
1U II) V.
7 48 8 44 9
1U Ul 2 SS
10 OS 2 4S
T 4H S SI t
SI tat..... .'liKton
Ii if est Pttlston...
'it T . Wionitng
SS pi.. Ilallby
H V !& I'ttuueit
it 'I 'SI Llnfslnn
..... .'ltttton
It! 1
; 2i a
7 13 3
...10 11
2 t1
2 tS
S 14
10 10
1(1 20
10 !3
S 17
3 10
LlncNton....,
111 27
.Kingston lio si
S II
11 ,1 Ulll.. iv
mu ,,,,10 S3
S '2
11 27
10 411
M 44
' recu. io i!
7 15 S 17 ' .cd
7 b ews Mi'tfMMr
c t. U'rt.2.WHfJalo
cms i!siir.i''Koke
its I 4brl.'W.TH Tt
C 9 13lST.V4?ll!JrV.V... 1117 4 15 siB
6 9 13 ?rr4Br 11 1 4 SI tH
a s 2 o iutuSiBV-- 11 43 4 49 !kH
r, 20 I4i u TOiliHiV.. l " c i' fH
s (S 1 .1 .'.Kif lH
i is o rsBfrjkHMi 6 ' - 'ikH
in 4' .cirfKii io iH
p.m. p.m. .yk1 ni. p.m.
"jKlEAII HUH
SuperlnUlent'sTiK-lAc. 10,1 H
HAVE OUlt MMli &TAiIPII oItHKI, El
every p;1r WArIMjj 1
K NE I XUI.NFjt'ITliofr A,
Our Goods &a hMn ev,(j jM
town nha CoiM.
' 1 1
KlwoiluburiT, Oct, 1, IkteJ