COLUMBIAN,
OLUUaU DIUOOUT, btah op TIIR nohth akd couth
,t,,HT,0.!!2,.,," I'0.1".."""'' IayaMo In nilVnnco.or
, iV i!.uV nwiruiu oxpratonof tliovi'iir
f.?,.S '' J'.0 '"u''"l' 1o subscribers out if il,e
-l vi If not pnlil In nrtvanco ami ism If payment bo
,..f? ViPf I)U! "S,'li!'U'-'ioxcppt at tlio option of thu
inibl Ifsiu-M, until nil arrearages uro paid. but ini,i
Mafa?1, luo ""ratluu oi tho "raX
AtLliaperssontouiof thoHtato ortorttstnntpoat
iniccH must nnlil for In ailvnnco, unless n rosnon.
Mblu person In Columbia county assumes to pay thu
subscription rtuo on demand.
tuo county ' 00 lonKcr 0,nclC(1 tr0D subscribers In
job DPiii3sra?i3sra-.
Tlio .Ioliblcc Department of tho Comjubun Is very
romp ety.nnil our .1 li I'rtnttnjr will comparo favorri
ly wltli i that of tlio larco cltlrs. All work donu on I
demand, neatly anil at modcrato prices. I
Columbia County Official Diroctory,
l'rcslflonUurliro-ViMlllam Klwell.
Associate JuditcsIrain Dcrr, M, (I, Hughes,
Vrutliunotnry, Ac 11. Frank Zarr.
Court KIcnoKraplicr s. n. Walker.
IlinrUtur A Ifm'nr.liM Wmlnm-m, ir Tnnni.
n . ...it. I., urn , i.wuj, ,
District Attorney Jolin Jt. Clark,
HhcrllT
Hurviiror Isaac Dowllt.
Treasurer Dr. 11, W, llctloynolds.
Cominlisloncrs John Herncr, H. W, McIIenry
Commissioners' Clerk William Krlckbaum,
Auditors M, V. 11. Kline, .1. II. Casey, K, u. i
Coroner Charles 0, Murphy.
Drown,
,iury vommissioncrs-iacoD II. Frlti, Will
Frlti, William II,
counts Ruperlntcntlcnt-Wllllam H, Snyder.
mooinroor District DiroctorH (I, r. Knt, Scott
Win, Kramer, Moomsburir and Thomas Croellnit,
Bloomsburor Official Dirontorv.
a j'
. llloomsburc Hanking Company John A. Funston
l'li'Slilenl. II. It. (Iroiz. CnshliT.
. Kirsi Nailonnl Ilaiik-Charlesll. ralon,rresIdcnt
.1. 1'.Tustln, Cashier.
i.oiumoi.1 uouniy Mutual saving Fund nnd Loan
Assuclailou-U. II, Little, l'rosldenl, o. W. Miller,
lieereljiry.
llloomsburff llulldlnc; nndSaTlnj; Fund Association
in, i rauwh, 1 1 umu'iu,.i, n, mioison, necreiary.
llloomsburif Mutual Halnir Fund Association J,
u, uroivcr, irosiucni, u. u. iiorKiey, sccrolary,
CIIUKCir raUKCTOKY.
I1AI-T18T CUCU01I.
Itov. ,1, 1'. Tustln, (Supply.)
Hunday Hervlcos tuf a. m, and t p. m.
Nundav School 0 a. in.
l'r.iycr Meeting Every Wednesday evening at W
Hoaia free. Tlio public arc Invited to attend.
st. simnEWs i.ctiibiunciiuhcii.
Mlnls'er l!cv..I. McCron. .
Sunday Men lees loj a. in. and 6Kp. m.
Sunday school-9 n. in.
l'r.iv er Mealing Every Wednesday evening at in
i nit it.
Seats frco. No pews rented. All aro welcome,
rilKSnVTKHIAN CIIC11CII.
Minister Kcv. Stuart MUchell.
Sunday Services lof n. m. and OM p. m.
Sundav school 0 n. m.
l'r.ij er Meeilng Every Wednesday evening at tys
Scats f reo. No rows rented, strangers wclcoino,
MBTIlOniST KriscorALciicucii.
Presiding Elder Itov. N. S. llucklnsbam,
Minister llev. J. s. Mc.Murrayj
.Sunday Services lof and ! t. m.
Suiwlav Scbonl -2 n. m.
lllblo Class-Everv Monday evening at 6tf o'clock.
Voiing Men's l'raer .MeoMiig livery Tuesday
l-l -Illlll 111 llf UUIIILh.
(lener.U Prayer Meeting Etery Thursday ovenlng
I U UIUUK,
1IKF0KMCII ClltlKC'll.
Corner of Third and Iron streets.
I'astor lte. (1. 1). Gurlcy.
itesldeneo Central Hotel.
Sunday Sen Ices 10 a. in. nud T p. m.
Sunday school 9 a. m.
Pnijer Meeting-Saturday, T p. m.
All am Invited 1 here Is nlwuys room.
UT. l'ACI.'SCIIl'KCU.
Hector
Sunday Services lox a. m ta p. m.
Sunday Mchoul 9 n. in.
First Sunday In tho month. Holy Communion
Services preparatory to Communion on Friday
ctiuuiK uciuiu wiu ah numiiiy til euuii luuum,
l'o ws rented ; but o crj body welcome.
EVANOEI.ICAL CI1C11CU.
l'rcsldlng F.lder llev. A. L. Itecser.
milliliter llev. J. A. IrWne.
Sunday Senlco 3 p. in., lu tlio Iron street Church.
l'mver Sleeting livery sanuain at 2 p. in.
All uro luvlUid. All nro welcome.
TUB CUUnCII OP CIIHIST.
Meets In "tho llttlo lirlck Church on tho lull".
known us the Welsh llaptltt Church on Hock street
cake or iron.
liegular mcotlng for worship, overy Lord's day af
tcrnoon at 3W o'clock.
Seats free ; and tho public nro cordially Im tted to
uuciiu.
ULOOMSnUKG UIKEOTOUY.
OCHOOIi OltDKUS. Maul
iupt printed and
'O neatly hound In small books, on hand and
fur salo at tho L'oi.umuian unice.
, on nana un
Feb. 19, ISIS-tt
iAKIv DKKDS, on I'nrcTimnt nnd Linen
Pimor. rninlnnn nnil fnr Ailiiilnlmrnlnrs. I-'thpii.
tors and trustees, for balo cheap at tho Columuian
oillee.
MAltKIAOE CEHTI FICATKS inst printed
and for Balo at the Coi.uk ni an onice. Mlnls
f tho (lospel and Justices should supply them
Belves with theso necessary articles.
JUSTICES and Constable' Fee-Itills for sale
atthoCoi.i'MBiAN onice. They contain tho cor
Visited fees us established by the last Act of tho Leg
filature upon tho subject. Every Justice and Con
stable should have one.
f ENDUE NOTES just printed nnd for salo
vumi' m iiiu i.ui,LHiiiAN uiuur.
MEIIOIIANTS ANDOItOCKUS.
Q H. MIL-LEU ,t SON, dealem in Drv
KJt noniH, groceries, ciueensware, flour, suit
hhocs, iiolloiis, etc., Main street.
TIL MAIZE, Mammoth Grocery, fine Gro-
cei les, I'rults, Nuts, Provisions, Sc., JliUn and
(.Villi o streets.
HOOTS AND SIIOKS.
TTENKY KLEIM, Manafaclnrcr nnd dealer
I 1 In boots and bhoes, groceries, et.. Main St.,
La-it llloomsburg.
I? M. KNOItll, Dealer in Boots nnd Shoes,
J.i. latest and best styles, cornerMalnnudMarket
Mrii-ta, In tho old post omce.
CLOCKS, WATCHES, C.
n.
Hotel.
E. SAVAGE. Dealer in Clocks, WntclicM
mid Jewelry, Main St., Just below thu Central
1'IIOFESSIO.VAL CAHDS.
Ill 11. I KKLEIi, Attorney at Low. Itooins in
1J Exchange Hlock, iid ltoor, llloomsburg, l'a. ts
7i gTi.AKKLEY, Atlorncv-at-Law. Ofiire
J , lu Drower's building, 2nd btory, liooms J 5.
Oct. 15, 15.
IMt. W.M. M,
tEllEH,Siircerai and I'hvsi-
I J clan. Oillco S,
in I eels.
:orner jiock undJlarket
T It. EVANS, M. I).. SiirKcoii and Physi
J . i Ian. (onice and llesldeiict) on Third btrect,
curlier Ji-lfersou.
J.
II. McKEIjVY, M. 1)., .Surgeon nnd l'liy
slclan, north sldo Main street, below Market.
T II. ltOIUSON, Allmiiey-nl-Law, Ollico
() a In llarluian's building, MuIuMieet.
s
MUEL JACOHY, Mnrhle nnd llrown
Stone Works, East llloomsburg, lie rwlckroail.
H.
ltT)Sl':NSTOCICr I'hotoRrapher, over
Dl.irk x Wolf'sstore, Main slieet.
D
1. H. C. IIOWEU, Surgeon DenlW, Main
tt., ubuvu tin Court House.
MISCELLANEOUS.
AVID LOWENNKllO, Jlcrcliant Tailor
Main St., uuovo Central Hotel.
IS. ivUIIN, dealer in Meat, Tallow, etc.,
, Centro street, letwcen Second and Third.
rpiIOMAS WEllIl.Coiifcclioiicryiiiid llakorv
X wholesalo and i t-lall, Exchange Ulock.
GW. COHELL, Furniture. Jtooms, three-
story bi Ick, Main struct, west of Market st.
ORANGKVILLE DIRUOTORy.
A
11. IIERItINO, Cariicnter and builder,
Main street below line.
11UCK HORN.
TVr '1C w- lr- KHOEMAKER, Dealers in
-III. Dry (loods,(lroccrles and (leneral Merchan
dlso. OATAWISSA.
'M, If. AI1I10TT, Attoraey-at-Uw, Main
BKDALLMAN, Jlercliant Tailor, tb
truominhhlas' building, '
Benml
M. L. EVERLY,
ATTOIWlsy.AT.rjVW,
Cutawlssjv Tti.
Collections liminntlv ivni, ...
onpaslto CaUwtaa'lle'pdVdrHaiikr B,IHWL aSS"
AST NOTKJK;
Ve
tirp. 1-u' K. K. OUVtiL
o:E:wwSY'starrcpr!8ler,.
business oAnns. i .
JJll. A. I. TUKNKK,
Hcsidciico on Market Street ono Joor below
D. J. Waller's,
i i"?0.0 .,cr Klflm'K "rug Wore, onice hours from
find Vhroat. trc,m!ut of ""seiuitu ' Um Kye, Itar
All calls night or day promptly attended to.
Apr.S3';s-tf
JU. J. C. ltU'lTEIt,
I'lIVSICIAN li SUHOEON,
Ofllcc, North Market street,
Mftr.,'T4-y nioomsburg, Ta.
JQU. 11. V. GAUDKWI!,
PHYSICIAN AND SUKOKON,
IILOOMSIIUIK), PA.
Ofllco nbovo J. Schuyler & Son's Hardwar Store.
Apr.23'75-tf
gAMUEL KNOIJK,
A T T 0 H N E Y-A T-L A W,
IILOOMSIIUIK), TA.
iUfC' I,ar,Inlu's lllock, corner Main nnd Market
Streets
Oct. 8, 'JS
E.
onvis,
ATTOHNKY.AT.LAW.
SeprtSTsEmij00m N' "t'olumlll,11" Ilulldlnff.
Q W.MILLEK,
attohnht-at-law
onice In Ilrower's building, second floor, roam No.
llloomsburg, l'a. ulyl,T8 y
Q 11. A W. J. I1UCKALEW,
ATTOHNEYS-AT-LAW, .
Illoomsbiirp. I'n.
?,nle2 2? s,aln St-reot, first door below Court Houeo
F. .t J. M. CLAKK,
ATTOHNKYS-AT-LAW,
llloomsburg, l'a.
April lO.-M-y
Ofllco In Enfs Ilulldlng.
A. CI1EVULIN0 SMITH. IIKUVKY XW1K0 SUITlf.
CUEVELINO SMITH A SON,
A-nOIlNKYS-AT-LAW,
llloomiburg, l'a.
IfAU business entrusted to our rnrn win rocin
prompt attention. julyl,'j3 y
T. I1ILLMKYEH,
ATTOllNEY AT LAW,
Orricn-Adjolnlng C. It. & W. J. Ilucknlow.
" llloomsburg, l'a.
Apr. 14,'78-ly.
R. n. LITTLK.
llOn'T. 11. UTTI.K.
"P II. A IS. It. LITTLE,
ATI UltniilH-AT-LAW ,
llloomsburg. l'a.
nr"llllsln0SS before tho IT. S. 1'iitentf inir n nltpmli.,1
to. onieo lu tho Columbian nuUdlng. lv ss
JgltOCKWAY A EIAVELL,
A T XU K N K Y B-A T-I A W,
Columbian Hciuiino, llloomsburg, Ta.
Members Uf tho United Ktnlitu Tnw Assnnlntlnn
Collrellons made In any part of America.
Agents for continental
al Life Insuranen company of
New York. Assets nearly fl.ooo.noo,
Tho best In tho
country. Send for descriptive pamphlet.
"yyiLLIAM llItYSON,
ATTOHNEY-AT-LAAV,
Cenlralia, Pa.
Feb IS, '76-ly.
MISCELLANEOUS.
DKOWN'S HOTEL, nioomslmre. l'a.. II
I) Stohner, Proprietor. Accommodations tlrst-
class. tl.'.Ki to 11.60 per day.
ltestnurant attached.
October s, 'is-if
pENTKAL HOTEL,
w .
V I It fcj T-0 LASS
IIOUS E,
Oct. 8,'ttsly
JOHN LAYCOCK, l'rop'r.
j-EW SALOON AND RESTAURANT.
Thourderslgned has opened a first-class Hating
House In tho Exchnngo lllock, formerly occupied bv
thing In his line.
i . niunnc-r, wneio ma custuincis Mill find evei
cry
MILTON CHAHUiS.
Feb 16-Jm.
f M.BHOWN,
lias removed hls.llnnt nnd Ulinn tani-n frr.rn llrnwtiu
Hotel to 1st doorubovo Waifonseller and bbarnless'.
i'owonda DOOtS .IbOCClaltv. lteiULlitnirildin.iit Minrt.
notice. '
n
M. DRINKER, GUN and LOCKSMITH.
i j.
nowuuj jiiacuinesaiid .Machinery Of all kinds re
paired. Opkiia IIofSK Ilulldlng, llloomsburg, l'a.
oti i, ,r ly
EXCHANGE HOTEL,
OpiioKltfi tlm Court IIoiimo,
1ILOOMSUU1K1, r.K.
Tho LAiiutsT and nST In nil respects In the county
W.
Oct. 8,'78-ly
11. KOONI.
Proprietor.
"W.
HOW E L L,
3D 3D N T I S T.
Ofllco In Ilarlman'H Wock, second floor, corner
Main and Market Streets,
, hloomshuiki, im.
May BO ly. '
J. THORNTON
fiiirir find virlntlv tlmt ho lias Inst, rin'ivi.(i li full ii ml
couipleto assortment of
WALL l'APElt, WINDOW SHADES,
yixTfiiEs, coitus, tasskls,
nndnllulher goods lu Ids lino of business. All tho
noAestnud inustuiipmii'd patterns ur timdav aro
nlwaj K to iKifJiindln his establishment. Main street.
clow Market,
oet. 8,'JI.
IUKASilROWN'S INSURANCE AG EN
JC CY, Exchango Hotel, llloomsburg, l'a.
Una. Ins Co.. of Hartford. Connecticut... u rjuinna
fill til, nt
.Ivernool. laindon and (Jlobe m u n n,i
ltoyalof I.lverraol lafivo.ooo
Uincanehlro Ii.ooo. w
l'lm Association. I'hlladelnhla h iikiiuui
American of rniiadiiphU i.iiHi'009
Alias or iiarifont tuouoo
Wyoming, of Wilkes Harm .... 131,0011
1 .inula ii.iivun, Ul nail, IIIU, .
DanvllloMutual
lluine, New Yoik
Commercial Union,,. ,
, l,0i,oo)
TSilXXI
A, 0,Wl
17,000,000
March Sd.ll-y
tl7S,93j,(XHJ
riMIH WNDEIISIGNEI). repiesenling several
JL uiiiujiuohi conservauvo and rellablo Amert
cut rlru Insuranco riniin.iiiiiH. u-mii,! t-.i. ti,n.. ,,
oiler his sen Ices to the tlllensot llloomhliurg und
vlclultv , I educating a leasonable sharu of thu public
W. J. POWELL.
Julysi.6m.
llloomsburg.July 18, wt.
oiilpu lu liruwcr'u Hloek,
Tlio Wall Street Indicator.
THIS WEEK'S IRSIJK SENT FltEU.
Contains Pictorial Illustrations of Hulls nud Hears
Also, full uud couipleto Instructions how to oporato
In Slocks uud sunk Privileges, Capital lilts and
suggestions. Also, a list of Valuablo l'remlums to
tyiuun. iciiu iiir ,u
1IUCK WALTKH CO., Hankers and Ilrokers
1 ".,Ji"lT' ,u WM bl. New York City.
Nar.JI, 'I.-ly
Columbia County
B A1VTK,
OF BLOOJMSliUHG, PENNA.
Formerly tho Hank of Espy, removed April first,
UU. Is conveniently localtdlu the central purtot
tlio town, mill dues u general HANKINU business.
Money rvs;iii d ou deiioslt subj ct to check with,
oi t notleo. Sieclal arruiiftjmeiiM mads Willi denos
ltors, and luterusl allowed on lime 1K'xisIU.
Jaue Ifrtifh on AVw Yuri ami J'Muleljihia,
Cullectluus mado on ull tuiKji tutit towns In the If.
H ut lowest rates of eichauge. Honds and stocks
bought uud told, and cuuisma collected. Every se
curity given to depositors that can bo offered by uny
Hank,
Discount Days: Tuesday mid Friday.
HATS, BU Mffl CUNT,
Aug. 10,--:4 iin.
Sle
- , . - ' - . UAV -A-VM -A. f A 1. 1 1 1. 1 1 Al II I A II K..M IH.II A 1 i t llli. Al.li 1117, II
IMrOllTANT TO ALL.
Tlio discoverer and compounder of tho far-faincd
Compound Syrup of Wild Cherry
and other valuable preparations, entered upon his
professional career with the Important ndvantago of
..ii..i iiii-tiit!ii i-uuuainjii iu ono ui 1110 oioesi nnci
best schools In l'hlladelohla. nnd. ticihans. In tin.
world. Ilo subsenuently served a faithful term of
iuiM.hiiu iu inn j-iiu.iiiiipiiia jusiiensary, ami ror ma
ny jcars attended In the Hospital, In theso Instttu
tlons ho enjoyed tho most nmplo opportunities of ot
talnlngnnlii'lght Into diseases In all their vailous
forms, as well as for ascertaining tho best methods
of thel I rcntment. In otlerlng. therefore, to the peo
ple of thciriiltcd Stnlestho fruits of hlsextonslvo
iiruicMiunui rxpenence 111 tno medical compounds as
tho best results of his skill nnd observation, ho feels
that ho u but proffering a noon to overy family
throughout tho land, resting, as ho does, conUdcntly
In the merits and nnientions irtimnf ihi.nMii,.,
ho herewith commends. Tho vast amount of testl.
mony from all parts of tho world has proven "Doo
1011 H WAYNES COMPOUND HY1IUI' OF WILD
CIIKIIUY" tho most efllcaclous remedy known, nnd
it Is admitted by our most eminent physicians, and
all who bavo witnossed lu wonderful healing prop
erties. Tlio WILD CIIKIIUY in all ogca of Uu 1 world
nnd In nil countries where It Is know 11 has been Just
ly celcbrateo fonts wonderful medicinal qualities,
but Its great power to euro somoof tho worst and
most distressing dlsoasc3 among us was never fully
ascertained until tho experiments of that skllfufl
physician, Dr. swnyne, had demonstrated Its high
adaptation. In combination w Ith lino Trco Tar, and
other equally valuable vegetable Ingredients, which
chemically combined renders Its nctton tenfold mora
ccrtnluaad beneficial In curing alt diseases of tho
iiui'iii., uii-u.-M. mill luils. Allt. AlIlva WILD
CHEIlttY COMPOUND strikes at tho root of disease
by purlfilngtho blood, restoring the liver nnd kid
neys to healthy action, invigorating tho nervous nud
shattered constitution. It your druggist or store
keeper uoca nui, uuvo n, ao not oo put offoy any
other remedy that may bo orrered, but send to us dl
rect.nnd wa will forward a half dozen to any address,
freight paid, on receipt of the price, f 1 per bottle, or
$j the half dozen. Address letters to lilt. B WAYNE
& SON, 930 North blxlh street, Philadelphia. No
charge will be mado for ndvlco.
AnU Your nriic;git for Tlicm,
I'Vimiles mill till t Ik, 11 1 11 li h iii till Klinnlil novel
ue WIII10UI nil, MVVAVNI.S TAll AND SAItSAl'A
ltll.LA I'llll.S. IIS thov notify tlio blnml. i-i-mnvn nil
obstructions, cleanse tho skin of all pimples nnd
blotches, undbilng thuilch colorof he.uth to tho
uaieciiecK, i-tmaio irieguiarities aro lesioren tou
nndNenous Headache. Asa Dinner I'M, nothing
can exceed them : tako one, two, or three, as may bo
iieiuiuy conuiuou. iiie aru a certain euro for mck
found necessary; unllko others, they neither gripe,
produce nausoa, or any oilier unpleasant sensation,
while theynie as powerful as It Is possible for a
medicine to bu and bo harmless. Theso tills clennsn
out tho disosdered humors, enrich and purify tho
blood, remove all unhealthy bilious secretions of tho
stomach and bowsis. causlnc a nerfectlv healthy
slate of tho liver, nnd aro undoubtedly the bestca.
Hurt a and antlblllous medicine u-t discovered ; nml
wo nro determined that the sick shall have them at
a prlco within tho means of tho poorest (2.3 renin 11
box of .10 rill.) If your druggist or storekeeper
hostSPtgot them, do not bo pulon by any others
that may be offered In their place, but send to us di
rect, and wo will forw ard by mall, on receipt of tho
pi Ice, '-'5 cents a box or nvo boxescs (1.
SKIN DISEASES.
Swayne's Ointment,
Is particularly adopted to oil forms of skin dis
ease. Vures even when nil other reme
dies and treatment fall.
Cures Tetter,
Salt lllicum.
Scald IP ad,
lllngworm,
iimples, sores,
Army Itch,
Iilotches. Scurvy,
Chronic Erjslpelas of the
face.
naroer s itch,
l'rarle Itch
Sore Heads,
Humors, Piles,
All Eruptions,
SWAVKC'S OI.VOIEXT
Seems to euro overy case, leaving tho skin smooth
iuiu ciear wuuout a oiemun ueniiiu.
Itching Piles
Is generally preceded by a moisture, llko pcrei3)&.
t Oil. dlstrcSMn? ltChlll?. nt thnnt'li nln unrn.u I... I.
crawling In or about tho rectum, particularly ut
nignitt nen unciressiug.or 111 bed nfier getting warm.
It appears In summer us well as winter. nffntitni's
shows Itself mound tho private parts, and Is not con-
iiiii-u iu uuiien outy, uui is ipuie as rrequont that fe
males uro boreiy aflllcted, particularly In times of
i-ivi.V'ui'-j. caiuihuiik ii-iuiuu ueinu, proving dis
tressing almost bfvond ts0 nowers nf enilunini-n
Cases of longstanding, prouuuuced Incurable, have
I't-iiiiuiiviibJ viiii-u culling pjjijiu
8wavm:s oinfTMUiVT.
HXTltACTS FflOM LETl'EHS.
I)r. Svrnvne 4 Son : Oentlemen The ho nf fin.
merit ou sent ine by mall cured mo entirely of Itch
ing Piles, which 1 surteredwltli forllvu jears. En
clused Uud lltty oeuls for another box for a friend of
Furmwell Station, Loudon Co., Va.
ANUKKW ,1. DIIACII
llev. Isaac Holland. Webster. Tavlor county w. Vn.
Noveinlier 20. 1S75 I havo been n snnei-er rrnm
Itching Piles. I procured u box of your ointment
last soring which gave me Instant relief, nnd feel
conlldciiiltwlllcnectn permanent curu Enelo-ed
nun iiuy ceuis, jur v uicu piciuje scuu mo onomer hoi
by mall.
An Eruption of 8 Yours Standing
I Was troubled With an ertlntfnn r,r ru.nt ri,n,j
Itchlmr. llitulerublo uLiliiu'Sf irlii m n,aiMr,i.
ttomi without llndlng relhf. Through tho use of
oiinua Aii-iieuiuiguiuiiEi-'UL i am eiiureiv cured.
.... . . JOSHil I.AUIIEUT,
At Horlsman 4 Pros., Jlh and Cherry, l'hlla.
X was entirely cured of Tottor
In Us worst formbv Dr. Swuvne'R Aii.treniim. nt
meiiv. nud shall bo happy to explain my casu to all
.iamss .vichisi.RV, west l.iul Hotel.
23d street, beloiv Lonibunt, liilladeliihla.
Sent by mall to any address onrei'eii,tr,r nH.i r.o
centsaliox.
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As life's unending cilumn pours,
Two marshaled hosts aro seen
Two armies on tho trampled shore9
That death flows block between.
Ono marches to tho drum-beat's roll,
Tlio wind-mouthed clarion's bray,
And heals upon a crimson scroll,
"Our glory Is to slay."
Cna moves In stlanco by the stream,
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Tho builder's marblo piles,
Tho anthems pealing o'er Ihclr dust'
Through long cathedral aisles.
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When spring rolls In her bea-groen surf
in Hovvcry-foamlng waves.
Tho piths lead upward from below,
And angels vrnlt abovo,
Who count each burning llfo-drop'a flow.
Each falling tear of love.
Though from tho Hero's blocdlng breast
Her pulses freedom drow.
Thouch tho white lilies In her crest
Sprang from that Bcarlet dow
While valor's haughty champions wait
Till all their scare aro show n,
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Clmpter I.
Mr. GolTcr came liomo to liis early dinner
mm lound Mrs. Uoller m tho sitting room,
anxiously fonteinplatitii; tlio tlierniomeler.
Tlm nspiring mercury refiistercd 103 degrees
in tlio shade, and its tendency was still up.
wards.
"Tills is dreadful," sighed tho lady, look
ing pityingly at her pcrsiiiriiiir husband, as
ho entered the room, his faco tho huo of a
boiled lobster and steaming llko a vapor bath
at every pore.
"Perfectly frightful;" rejoined poor Mr,
boiler, wiping tho oozing drops from his
temples. "Tho whole city is like an oveu ;
I actually feul us iff were baked and some
body going to servo mo up for dinner.1
iotso bud as that, I hope j but you do
look very warm and tired, and tlio baby,
poor iittlo tiling, tlio heat is so terribly try
ing to Him. i was thinking, John, if wo
could manage to run down to Cape May for
a few daye, how delightful tho chango would
bo, nnd so beneficial to both you and
baby,"
"Very delightful, but quite out of the
question. Times aro hard and money scarce,
ana business, to be successful, must bo at
tended to."
"I know, dear, hut you could como up on
tho fust train in two hours, and thus, you
see, business would sufler very little on ac
count ol your absence As to that expense,
you know I am an excellent manager, and I
am sure I can economize in somo other way
ao well that tho extra outlay will uevcr bo
relt."
"Admitting all you say to bo easy of ac
coinplishmcnt, thero Mill remains tho bother
and fuss of packing mid getting oil trunks,
wraps, baby carriage, nurse gracious I tho,
mere thought of it is prostrating. No, my
dear, it is a choico of two evils, so wo will
stay at home."
Mrs. Golfer vns not discouraged. She
laid her hand persuasively on her husband's
shoulder, and replied cheerily :
"Oh, I don't mind a Iittlo trouble of that
kind, and you shan't bo nunoyed by either
wraps, trunks, or baby carriages, I assure
you, Tor I'll arrange all that part of tho dif
ficulty myself, and assumo all tho responsi
bility." Tlieu,;vory tenderly, and her lips
very near John's moist forehead, "You work
bo hard, John, dour, in this awful weather
that I really fear your life, and you do enjoy
the sea so much. I do not care for myself,
I am only anxious for you and baby. There
is not a breath of air stirring even the
leaves of tho silver poplar refuso to stir a
day like this; look, they aro lifeless and
droop dead and motionless in tho blazing
sunshine; yet I daro say at thin very mo
ment if you were, on the porch of tho Stock
ton you couldn't keep your hat on your head
for tho breeze. A delicious ocean breeze.
just think of it, coming from miles and miles
away across tho Atlantic. Xono of your
doe, stilling city winds, fitful uud enerva
ting, but cuol and fresh, laden with fra
grant ocean srents, pure and health-giving,
which is heaven to breathe and feclaltcreu-
during lieut so torrid and continuous that
ono wonders if tlio ilnal burning up of tho
world be not near at hand. How well I re
member thoso charming mornings on tho
porch, with tho music enlivening tlio scene,
people coming and going, merry greetings
from friends, and everybody and everything
so bright ami pleasant and enjoyable"
"Yes, I know, but"
I novcr saw any ono enjoy tho seashore as
you do. Up in tho breakers at -1 o'clock in
tho moriilng.takingyour'buller' as you used
to call it; a sherbet at noon, a Bleep after
dinner, a walk on tho bcuch at uunseUnd a
hop in tho evening; aro tlicyiiotiiidccdhap
py recollections?"
"Yes, still I-"
"Then you improve so much. Tho over
worked, jailed look vanishes) as if by magic,
and you get so handsome and uctlvo and sun
burnt that I hardly know you." This last
bit of harmless flattery hud won Mrs. Clofler
her point. For tho last ten minutes he had
been rapidly losing ground, aud his remon
strance Instead of being as at first decided
and emphatic was very faint and faltering.
"It would bo a nico arrangement aud of
course a pleasant chango If we could contrive
to run away to tlio capo for a day or two.
I'll think of it, but tho deuco of it Is tho cet-
ting ready."
"I would not think of doing anything
without first consulting you, yet I've been
thinking that wo might go this afternoon
on tho four o'clock train."
"This afternoon I What, get ready, pack
up, nurse, baby and all lu an hour aud a
i...ir. i... ti.i..
linn, lliipunniuiu i
"Quito tho contrary. Wo aro to lmvoajuously rfjolucj the wlfo, looking wiytlilnj;
cold dinner to-day, mainly Ico cream and
anything that can bo eaten with n epoon Is
quickly finished."
"Yen, glvo mo Ico cream, let everything
ho made of Ice. Happy must that man bo
who owns an ico house; otio could sit In it
and defy tho thermometer. Now la tho
timo to rend up arctic history, to muso upon
polar bcaif, frozen crews nud Ice-bound
ship?." At this juncture of Mr. Golfer's re
marks Bridget put her head In at tho door
and scntentlously announced: "Tho m
for tho trunks If j-0u please, inunt."
"Very well, Bridget, thev nro nil readv
tell him to leave the checks, and then bring
up tho ico cream, wo will havo it served at
once."
J.ho domes tio retired, nnd Mr. O. nat star
ing at his wife In speechless amazement.
lolt know, Johu" began Mrs. Goffer
sweetly, "I would not do anything without
jour approval, but It was so very warm this
morning, and I felt sure it would be such a
charming surprise to you to find how quiet
ly and woli I had mnnaged tho wholo affair,
not troubling you so much aa to strap
trunk-, or turn off the gus. And whon tho
getting ready,' which you seem to havo sucli
a horror of, was quite finished, I just sent
iiriuget around to the oxpress ofllco vvitli an
order to call for tho trunks, and now they
are gono you havo nothing to do but to fol
low them. Aro you not pleased, and am
not a clever Iittlo woman 1"
"Very clever, Indeed." dubiously assent-
eu air. uoller, "but really, I don't see in
l -mr , ... '
what way I havo been consulted In all this."
Why, dear, am I not consultliicr you
now "
"Yes, certainly, but then It looks vcrv
much to mo as if, llko the man who wished
tho loan of his neighbor's horso, you had
used the animal before asking to borrow it.
In fact I am lcftno alternative in tho matter
but to consent."
"Nonsense, don't bo uinr.itoful. lloro
comes the ico cream, and if you would not
see it melt vanish absolutely before your
eyes in the suffocating ntmosphcro-I ndviso
you to dispose of it as expeditiously aa pos
sible." Tho bewildered John meekly followed
this sensiblo advice, but still ho felt himsolf
injured.
"I ain to dine on ice-cream it seems, find
a linen duster hanging on tho back of my
chair, hear a half dozen trunks dragged
down the stairs, seonursoand baby equipped
for traveling, and tho houso generally dis
mantled, all f irhich proceedings I am kept
entirely ignorant of until within tho minute
of starting for wherever it pleases your
fancy to go, and then I am calmly told, with
the serenity of an angel, that nothing is
ever done without my approval."
"Oh, you foolish John, how could it bo a
surprise if you were to know all about it be
forehand? men aro so dullof compichension
in some instances. I feel certain that away
down in the very bottom of your heart you
are just as pleased as you can bo, and know
that I am entitled to your thanks and I think
a kiss beside," laughed Mrs, Goner, looking
bo good and pretty that a Turk could not
have been angry with ;hor for ton seconds if
all the rules of the harem had beon violated.
Mr. GofTer yielded to her wlnsomo way of
disarming him, llko a kind, good husbaud
as he was.
"So you are my pet Hovv.hard you must
havo worked this broiling day, You havo
earned three kisses, ono for each cheek and
the last nnd best for tho sweetest mouth that
ever cajoled a man out of his rights and tho
mastership of his own houso."
And thus In Bpite of himself, Mr. GofTer
was off to the sea shoro, blissfully .uncon
scious that his wifo had been privately mak
ing her arrangements for a week, and know
just when to put her plans into practice.
But then Mrs. Goffer was an excellent man
ager.
HOW Hit. SliniMl' WHNT TO THE SEA BlIOllE.
Chapter II,
Mr. Shrimp camo homo to his lato dinner
'and discovered tho wifo of his bosom lying
on a sola in tlio back parlor, a forlorn look
ing victim of heat aiid despondency. Mrs.
blirnnp had resorted to tho back parlor and
a limp cliintz wrapper In a vain effort to
keep cool, and was just now feeling both
weary and waspish as well as dreadfully tin
comfortable, as ono must when old Sol takes
it into hislieadtobeso overpowering. Mr.
Shrimp camo in bathed in perspiration, his
collar a mere wet, wrinkled string, and his
faco red nnd sticky, an object altogether not
calculated to add to his wife's comfort or re
pose. Ho threw himsolf into a chair with
very Iittlo regard to good manners, and be
gan to abuse tho weather in no measured
tcriuj, going so far as to Hwcnr "horrid bad"
as tho children say, a habit, which I griovo
to state, Mr. Shrimp was sadly addicted to
when anything went wrong with him
this is tho most confounded weather over
invented. Why a man might as well trv to
live in Tophct. I haven't a dry thread on
me, and my faco like a river, sweltered, blus
tered, uctually cooked alive I I think tho
devil must find his occupation gone, elso ho
lias moved his headquarters to l'hiladelphiit,
It Is all well enough lor somo things to fig
ure up to a Centennial notch, but I'll bo
hanged if I want a thermometer to climb up
to a hundred and stay there."
"You aro not tho only sufferer. I feel
the heat as severely as you do, and tho chil
dren, I quite despair of their ever living
through it. It seems very hard that wo
must remain in tho city and die, perhaps,
just because of your obstinacy," grumbled
Mrs. S., funning herself languidly.
"Obstinacy, indeed; you know very well
that I can't afford it. It costs money to go
a pleasuring, nnd monoy I tell you is hard
to got in theso times, when business is about
as near dead as it can be, and everything at
a stand-still," sharply retorted Mr. S., look
ing daggers at his querulous better-half.
"But other pcoplogo who aro no richer
than wo are," persisted Mrs. S seeking con
solation tu her fan.
"Other peoplo can do as thoy llko. Ire-
peat again what I havo already told you fifty
times, I can't afford It; do you understand,
J can't afford it I A dollar Is a dollar in
theso times and must bo mado tho most of."
"Even at tho risk of incurring doctors'
and undertaker's bills, I suppose," signifi
cantly Interposed Mrs, S.
"Oh, (ako tho children out to ihe park, or
give them a sail on tho Delaware overy day
II you like, and I daro say thoy will do Quito
as well as If ihey were In the country,"
"i'erbaiw su, if they don't get sick, or es-
capo being sunstruck going to and from tho
park ; what a delightful prospect," contempt-
hut pleased, and warmer If possible than
over.
"If you had been cooped up in a dingy
back oillco nil day, you would nppreclato
tno park more than you do at present."
At this timely juncture dinner wai an
nounced, and saved Mrs. S. from an angry
reply, which would have been unfortunate,
for sho never got tho better of her husband
lu a dispute, nnd know nothing ol tho gen
tle efneacy of tlio "soft answer turncth away
wrath. Tho momentary pause enabled Mr.
S. to recover his courage, although ho had
tho graco to appear slightly disconcerted
while making known his purpose, a delicate
mnttcr, considering the nnturo of their lato
conversation,
"Dinner rendy,:ch. Well, it being Satur
day, nnd feeling so debilitated nnd complete
ly worn out, I concluded that Is, I'd half
niauo up my mind to take a flying trip to
tho Capo."
"In-detd I" Mrs. S. sal bolt upright now,
arid oh, tho scornful bitterness of that ono
word "indeed." It struck to tho very soul
of, poor Mr. 8hrlmp.
"Only over Sunday " I'll bo back on
Monday morning; and you don't begrudge
mb that little recreation, I trust," ho judi
ciously explained.
'"Hut tho expense. Docs it cost a man
nothing nt the sea shoro when unencumber
ed by wife or children?" was tho lady's
withering question.
"Don't bo sllly. If I had the means to
take you with me it would require a week at
least for you to get ready."
"How considerate I Is it your pleasure to
havo dinner before you go ?" Mrs. S. aroso
front tho sofa with great dignity, and her
manner was so frigidly polite that the "Lord
of her destiny" thought her decidedly tho '
coolest filing ho had seen for many a dav.
"Becatiso if you do intend t0 so honor us
you have no time to spare. I am often
obliged to wait your convenience, but I be
lieve railway trains aro less obliging," chil
lingly concluded tlio lady.
It must be confessed that Mr. Shrimn did
feel himself rathcrsmall and mean. But ho
was not ono to remain long embarrassed, par
ticularly if tho object was only his wife, so
he replied carelessly :
"I do not care for dinner. I took a lunch
nt Guy's as I camo up, Boggs is going down
and will bo company for me. I'll stop at
ono of tho cheaper hotels or it cottage, per
haps, and tho expenso will be trilling. Be
so good as to put a few tilings iu my valise,
and let's have no mords about it Maria."
Tho "few things" wero placed in tho va-
liso according to orders. Maria was silenced
as sho always was, but very far from being
convinced. Mr. Shrimp kissed her and tho
children, the mere shadow of a kiss, it was
so hurried and formal, caught up his bag
nnd duster and hastened away to the Market
street ferry. At Camden ho met his friend
Boggs. They entered tlio smoking car to
gether, selected seats on the shady side, lit
their cigars, and gave themselves up to the
tranquil enjoyment of tho hour. Presently
they were joined by other benedicts who
wero also on their way to the seaside.
Shrimp suggested euchre, Boggs seconded
tho motion, and tho fascinating game began.
Shrimp in particular was very fond of tho
amusement, and stated facetiously that he
never wont anywhere, noteven 'to hear
Moody preach or Sankoy sing, without a
"eucliro deck" in his pocket. It wavonly
when tho depot wa3 reached that the game
came Jto an end, and then Mr. Shrimp be
thought him of the serious question of where
he was to stop. Several times during the
progress of the game the matter floated
vaguely through his mind, but never with
any definite result. Tho idea of stopping nt
a cottage had been abandoned atVlneland.
At Mlllvillo the second-class hotel passed
into oblivion. Tho nearer ho approached
the sea shoro the richer ho began to imagine
himself, and tho first Bight of the breakers
mado him feel quito a millionaire. "Hang
it," he muttered, "a fellow don't go to the
Cape often, nnd when ho docs) he-wants to
seo lifo. It's only a day anyhow. Cottage
means flies, bluo n ilk and soft butter. A
third-class hotel means more flics, softer but
tcr, and tho running down three pair of
stairs in .quest ol ico water, and after all
tho best is always tho cheapest in tho end."
1 Iiereupnnjho concluded to go with Hogg
to tho Stockton. With what a glorious air
ho writes his name iu tho hotel register, "T.
Shrimp, Pliila." It looks well. Oh, Maria I
It you could but havo seen it with tho beau
uiui .uounsn tinner tno linal p. even your
Icy nature would havo melted and your heart
been filled with lovo and prido for tlio part
tier of your joys and sorrows. But Maria
did not see it, and Mr. Shrimp is not think
ing of Maria, Ho is being shown to a room
that commands a fino ocean view, and from
which ho emerges half an hour later feeling
a new man, for ho is rejoicing in tho first re
spectable collar his throat has known for a
month, and realizes with intenso satisfaction
that his wristbands aro frco from damp dents
and ilctestablo wrinkles.
In tho evening he plays a gnmoof billiards
a Iittlo axpensivo, but life is life. Then
ho looks iu at the dancing. Then ho sees
Mr. and -Mrs Goffer, tho latter fresh and
blooming as a rose.
"Kb, good evening," cries Mr. Goell'er,
shaking hands with Mr. Shrimp, warmlv
"Glad to seo you down, old fellow, most dou-
cedly hot in town. I hardly know how I got
ncro. fliy who Hustled mo offlu a way sho
has of her owp. I had no idea of coming
twenty minutes ueloro 1 started,"
"Oh, John I you know I always consult
you," laughingly remonstrated his wife.
"But where is Mrs-Shrimp and thochildrcn?
with you I suppose.
Well no. I could not persuade Mrs.
Shrimp to como. Sho dislikes tho fatigue
and troublo of getting ready, and so sent mo
oil alone. Besides she rather mcfers tho
mountains to tho ilea shore. But I despair
of her going anywhere this summer, sho Is
so wrapped up in tho Exposition, and enjoys
going there and to tho Park with tho chil
dren, sho says, more than bIio would any
mere summer resort. Tho watering places
will last but the Exposition will not, and It
is her desire to make the most of it."
Mrs. Goffer caught a glance of her hus
band's oye, and smiled knowingly. Shrlrrrp,
not exactly liking tho turn tho convetsstion
has taken, saunters away and joins Hoggs for
A smoko on the piazza. He asks him what
ho thinks of the nomination of Hayes and
Wheeler. Hoggs personally does not approve
of It j Blaine was his choico j thinks he was
uailly used lu the house of his friends.
Shrimp thinks so too, declares himself an In
dopendout, and will vote for the best man,
Alter this announcement ho bids his friend
good night, Boggs privately coutcinplates
-y-lf-'rv-
s Ta.i
I ihtlfH.i
another gamo of bllllarJ-i, and Is really glad
to get rid of lilm. Shrimp retires to his
room, deposits his boots outsldotho door and
betakes himself to tho solitary pillow, feeling
in the rcrcno consciousness of a selfish soul,
that when a man truly enjoys hlnuclf, ho
must lcavo his family nt home.
Tho following day at meridian Shrimp
might havo bean seen sporting in tho waves
like a very sea god. In ordinary clothing
bucIi as becomes his station in life, Mr.
Shrimp is not handsomo ; In a bathing suit
hois altogether disappointing. Especially
aro his feet unpleasant to look nt, nnd no
amount of striped stockings and low shoes
will ever again make them lovely in tho eyes
of thoso who havo seen them bare and dis
figured, pattering about tho surf. While on
tho beach ho has met two friends, capital
fellows from Pittsburg, and in tho generous
glow of his fancied riches, ho cordially in
vites them to dlno with him. Tho two
friends promptly accepted tho Invitation,
arid Shrimp brings them to Stockton in tri
umph. Seated around tho boutcoutly'sprcad
biard his soul expands to meet tho require
ments of tho occasion. "A man does not
like to bo thought niggardly," mentally ar
gued Mr. Shrimp. "I am not often thus ex
travagant, and I llko to do a thing of this
kind handsomely when I do undcrtako it.
Wnlter, a wino card." Obsequious Africa,
id all tho awful majesty of an Immense and
imraaculato shirt collar, quickly pr6dticcs a
pencil and card. "Golden Seal," writes Mr.
Snri mp, llko a man accustomed to having
the best of everything. Tho wino is brought;
such a tempting bottlo standing proudly In
its cooler, surrounded by crystal bits of ice,
njl vory artistically and neatly arranged.
"Champagne 4s tho only diink for a gcntlc
ii) an, and Golden Seal is tho only Cham
pagne,1' obsorves Shrimp, as ho critically ex-
mnines the brand tn make sure that It is the
litst. Of coursu Mrs. Hiriinp will have to
curtail the household expenses for a venule
month to inako up for tins dinner, vvfiicli
sjio has in no way sliarcd ; but sho ought to
economize. A woman oiighn't to expect cv
erything in theso hard times;
"Hero's to you my boy," said Boggs, who
was also one of tho company. Then they
all raise their glasses and nod mutual good
Wishes to each otlipr. The sparkling mellow
wino disappears in tho glasses to reappear
again in tho form of heightened color, loos
cued tongues and meaningless laughter. Af
ter dinner, Shrimp and his party went over
to Congress Hall to seo "some fellows,' and
well ho had not tho least idea of what
hour in tho night ho returned to his hotel
Ho only knew that ho raug for Seltzer water
nt 4 o'clock ,in the morning, nud left on tin
7 a. m. tram for the city with a wretched
headache, aud, feeling miserable generally
The trip had not bcen'of the slightest bene
fit to him, us he subsequently told Mrs. S.
and assured her'it was very dull nt the Cape
Ho did not think tho season would be much
of a success, peoplo felt tho hard times, and
could not afford tho lavish outlay' of former
years. A man can run down' for a day at a
small cosl, but to take one's family, makes
it very expensive. Ho did not consider It
worth whilo t6 allude to the dlnner or tho
champagne, or that, after leaving Congress
Hall, hX and his friends had drircn to Sea
Grovo and tho steamboat landing with tho
best turnout he could hire on tho Islnnd
and that ho paid tho bill without grumbling,
Of tho fifty dollars ho took with him tn Capo
May, all that remained was simVlyHen cents
vVhen ho reached home, and ho only went
down tor n day. Thus it was that' Mrs
Shrimp saw her summer trip fade into uoth
ingness, vanish quito away, becauso her hus
band could n6t afford it. But Mrs. Shrimp
was -,wt a manager.
fJEXEUAL McCLEIjIjA.N.O.N THE SITUATION
Ho urges tlio Election, uf Tlluen.
An Avi'EAii to His Old Comrades Aqain
to Stand with him in thc
Countky's Cause.
Couuna, Canada, Aug, 1G, 187C,
My Deau Sin: Your very kind lclttr of
tho 10th has reached me, and 1 quito concur
with you.
Deeply impressed by tho gravity of the
issues involved m tho approaching Prcsi
dential election, believing, that the honor o
tho country and tho well-being of tho people
dcpcml in no small degree upon tho result, I
feel compelled to depart from the reserve
that has becomo habitual to mo, aud ex
press tho earnest convictious that press upon
mo.
Under a constitutional Government, tho
formation of political parties is a necessary
consequent of tlio diversity of human winds
and interests. Sentimentalists in their clos
ets may dream of an ideal republic, all of
wlioso citizens aro perfectly wiso, virtuous,
and consequently, unanimous ; but such a
dream can never bo realized oi this earth,
uud wo must recognize tho fact that political
parties are not only necessary but bonoficial,
acting os tlicy do as checks upon each other.
Experience lias shown, iu all constitutional
countries, that when any party possesses un
interrupted power lor a, very long time,
especially when the minority is too weak to
interpose any efficient check upon tlio ac
tions of the majority, tho tendency is that
tho leaders becomo careless aud reckless,
lorgot that there Is any power to which thoy
are responsible, look upon otilco as a perso
nal possession aud reward rathor than a pub
lic trust, aud learn to regard their tenure as
permanent. So, too, the legislative bodies
become inclined to a system of extravaganco
which engenders corruption, facilitates the
formation of Kings, and finally destroys the
prosperity of the people. Tho only sure
remedy in suclincasois that tho people shall,
througli the ballot box, placo tho former op
position iu power.
That our country is now in tho condition
just described is proved by tho universal aud
peremptory demand for complete reform by
the people, without regard to party. Amoug
Democrats thero is no doubt as to tho man
ner iu which tho chango should bo accom
plished. With many Kcpublicans tho ques
tion is whether they can trust the professions
of their party, or whether they must tako
the disagreeable step of breaking away lroin
old political associations, by leaving tho
party, under whose administration all the
evils oi which they complain have grown
up, and act with the Democrats, who, from
tho force of circumstances, must necessarily
bo, reformers,
I havo the highest jespoct for tho personal
character and Intelligence of the llepubllcan
caudldaie for tho Presidency, and bellovo
him to be an upright gentleman; but It
stems to me quite impossible that ho can
change the organization and policy of his
party. Tho leaders who control ami fcliyoJ
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IM policy would be tho same ftftor h(s elec
tion ns now', nml It Is Idle to hopo for any
chango In them or under them.
It Is now abundantly evident that had not
n Democratic Houso been elected in 1874, It
would havo been Imposslblo to unearth tho
various Instances of maladministration thai
havo come to light, and it is equally clear
that until tho Government passes iiitd tho
hands uf the Democrats, wo shall novcr
know tho whulo truth, wlintcnr it may boj
and wo need to know tho truth as to the
past, that It may servo to guido us iu tho fu
ture. Believing, as I firmly do, that every con
sideration of honesty and sound statesman
ship, every truo national nnd individual
interest, demands tho prompt inauguration
of n policy which shall, in the briefest prac
ticable time, rcduco every Governmental
expenditure to tho lowest point coinmenSur
nto with honor aud efficiency ; regarding tho
reform of tho civil scrvicq in its broadest
sense, nnd' with it tho enforcement upon
officeholders of tlio co'n'victtbii that their on
ly business Is to perform their public duties,
aiid ndt to manipulate party policies, as an
inherent part of this, icform; satiffitd that
it must bo accompanied by financial meas
ures steadily dircctcil towards the rcump
tion of specie payments within the shortest
possiblo period, I cannot for a moment doubt
that these nil-important ends will bo best,
and in fact only, attained by tho election of
tho candidate of tho Democratic party.
But queslions.of financo and reform are
not tho only ones which affect our present
and future. Tho recent war settled forever
certain vexed questions ; for example, tho
asserted right of secession has disappeared
in a sea of blootl ; slavery has been abolish
ed, novcr to reappear ; to tlio negro has been
given tho rights of citizenship nnd suffrage.
Wo have nothing mure to ao with these re
sults, except In iveept them frankly, aud
vv.itch that they remain intact, After many
trials nnd tribulations tlio States not lontr
sjnee nrr.iyed in linns against 'the general
govc'riimei'it 'havo re-established their rela
tions with the Union and regained their
autonomy.
Geneious courtesy toward a fallen, but
most gallant foe, and selfish policy nline de
mand that wo should leave no just thing
iyidonc that will restore peace and well
being to the South, re-establish fraternal
feelings in tlio' heartrof all our people, and
causo our recent enemies to bo proud.of mid
lovo tho gOTorument of tho Union and its
ll.ig. Tho welfare of tho North is insepara
ble from that of tho South, and our, country
can noyer attain its full force nnd vigor un
til peace, prosperity, and kind feeling reigi
throughout its broid domain. I believo that
this end can btst bo reached by respecting'
tlio autonomy of the individual States, s
long as they respect the obligations of tho
federal compact.- Allowed to jfovem them
selves, publiu opinion, self-respect and a re
gard for their own interests will certainly
suffice to induco tho Southern states to place
good men in office nnd to enforce tho laws.
While of tho opinion that Federal interfer
ence, should never bo resorted to except in
the cases provided for in the Constitution, I
also.think that, if any outrages are commit
ted upon the rights, persons, or property of
any citizen, whatevor his race, whether
white or black, and tho State authorities ne
glect or hesitate to do their duty, tbo gen
oral government should urge and aid thorn
in every legal way to enforce order and jus
tice, and should uso all legitimate influence
in that direction.
,But,Ihavo sullicient faith ,in tho honor
and ability of our Southern brethren to be
lieve that, vyheu loft fo yhemselycs, they will
well know how tp enforce just laws, ana
secure tbo rights of tho humblest ot their
fellow citizens.,,
i In Mr, Tildeii I am confident that wo bavo
a candidate possessing all tho requisites (hat
tho exigencies of 'the times demand. In n
long career he'has given' the surest proofs of
ability anil'integrit. It, is a very easy thing
to preach reform 'to'ap opponent, buta very
different affair to carry it out; in one's own
party. "' "
I This Mr.'Tildcn has had tho rare courage
and ability to do: Against great obstacles
ho commenced and carried through tho her
culean task of fighting corruption and per
suing the plunderers in his own party, and
it is almost superfluous to say that tho cour-
ogo, energy, untiring perseverance, nnd toll
men no displayed in thoso mcmorablo con
tests prove that he possesses in a most emi
nent degree tho qualities so much needed in
our Chief Magistrate in tho present crisis of
our affairs.
In regard to nil questions of finance and
reform, we havo the sure criterion of his
p8t lifo to enable us to form positions as to
liH future.
In his hands may Lo safely loft tho task of
awarding liberal justice to tho South, whilo
jealously guarding tho rights of tho North,
aim tlio issues decided by tho great strugglo
ended, I trust nnd believe, forever.
When elected I believe ho will enter un-
on the dutiis of his lijgh office witli the sln
glo purpose of serving his country faithfully,
and with no lower ambition than that or"
dovoting every faculty tn the glorious task of
rendering tlio nation prosperous at homo,
honored and respected abroad. I would liko
to appeal to thoso who in civil life havo
honored mo with their friendship and sup
port, and espocially and most carncatly to
thooo men to whom I havo never appealed
in vain my comrades, of tho war and to
ask them to stand once more with mo iu our
country's cau-, in a civil contest now aa
formerly in a deadlier strugplo, and suwiori
to tho uttermost tho election of Mr. Tildeii
to tho Prtsidency.
I believo that tho issues now at stake
aro similar to thoso for which wo fought
tho honor and well-being of tho nation. I
am very truly yours,
Gr.o. B. McClellan.
Wonders of Sleep. It is related that a
man fell asleep as tho clock tolled tho first
stroke of twelve. Ho awakened cro the echo
ot the twelfth stroke had died away, having
In the interval dreamed that ho committed it
crime, which was detected after five years,
tried and conderaued ; the shock of finding
the halter about his neck aroused him to
consciousness, whon ho discovered that all
these events had happened In an infinitesi
mal fragment of time. Mohammed, wlsnlng
to lllustrett tho wondorsof Bleep, told how a
certain man, being a sheik, found himself,;
fijr his pride, mado n poor fisherman ; that
he lived as ono fur sixty yearj., bringing up
a fimilly and working hard; und.how, upon
woklng-from this longtlrcatn.so shortalimo
liad.ho been asleep that the jiarrow.nock;il
bottle filled with water, which he knew Im
oycrturned as he fell oklcep, had not bad
iiiuo to empty itself.