fill r -. -
il-W COLUMBIAN
HI
til
rift
.4
ffi i. MurMntt'.fn "'"'""'''i nnlcssnrespon-
tliocounty.1 11 no l(,"s,;r uxftc,cd trom suljsc' '""3 In
JOB DPK.TTVTT'TTsTrX
I"? V!h ft ?." V".'.r ' '' VrtMn ' 1 -
neatly and lit Inwlcralo prices. !
Columbia County Official Diroctory.
)'i.wl,i,.nt .Iti.liro-Wllllam randl. '
AtH i,itcMiidi,'iH-lram Dorr. M. (I. ltu-rlics.
I'mlliunriLirvi e.-ll. Prank Xiirr.
C iiirt Ktriinvfrtipliri-x. tt. Walker.
.'(.tiller lEt'corili'i' Williamson il. .Taroby.
liistrlct. Attorney .lolin Jt, Clark.
."bclHT-
Purvu.or-isnac DonUr.
Treasurer Or II. W. McUcynolils,
f'.inml-'ilniors-.Jolm llernor, H. W. McUcnry,
Joseph Mtl'lS.
fiinimlsMmicri' clerk Wllllnm Krlekliattni.
Audit, rs-M, V. II. Kline. .1. II. I'usey, 11. li. Ilrown.
I ' ironcr-Cli il Ion (I. Murpliv.
Inry 1'oininlssl.mcrH .Lieut) II. 1'ilt, William 11.
(lountf Hiipeilnloinloii I William It. Snyder.
Ilionni Piim- Dlstrlel Wroctors li, P. llnt.Senlt,
Win. Kramer, itlcmmMitiiif nud Thomas urevullng,
rieoil, o. v. lint, Secretary.
Bloomsbilrg Official Directory.
liMmsburtf llankliiir Company John A. 1'ittiston,
I'rcslilent, II. It. Uru'z, Cashier.
I'lre NaMoii.il hank Charles It. I'avlon, President
J. I". TiiKttn, cashier.
Columbia Cnun'y Mutual Ravine; Tumi anil Loan
Association K. II. Utile, President, C. W. Miller,
l-ccrctnry.
'.l:u)!iiinirnliillllnj nnd Savin? Punil Association
Win. Peacock, President,.!. II, Itnlilsnn, Secretary.
liliHimibun; Miiui.il s. luir riind Association J.
J. Ilruvver, 1'rcslucni, C. (I. H.irMoy, Secretary.
cnuitcu nniiicrroiiY.
lUrTIST Cllt'ltClI.
1tev. .T. 1 TnaMii, (Supply.)
Sunday Sen lces-pi,' a. m. and G p. m.
Sunday HcliiHit o a. in.
l'r.ijer.Muotlns Kvery Wednesday evening at C;
clock.
Noam free. Tlio public are Invited to attend.
ST. JUTTIIKIV'a IX'TIinilANClll'llCII.
Minister Dev.. r. McL'ron.
Nun lay Sen lees lo,'v- ft. in. and p. m.
Sunday School n. in.
iY.imt .Moeiln, Lvory Wednesday evening nt c,sf
eloek.
Heats free. Nopcws rented. All nro welcome.
rilK-SIIVTKlllASt'llfllCll.
Mlhls'cr-llev.Stiiiirt.Mttlhclt.
Sunday Services low a. in. nndCJfp.in.
sundae school v n. in.
Viaver. Meeting i:ery Wednesday evening ntG
o'clock.
Seals free. No pews rented. strmiEcra welcome.
METiiontsT KnscorAi.ciiriic'ir. ,
Presiding Hlder ltcv. N. S. lliicklnsliam.
Minister Itcv. .1. S. McMurruy.'
.Sunday Hcnlccs UU and by, p. m.
ntlllll.IV JUUU"1 X l. Ill
littilo (.lass llvcrv Monday ovenlntr at c,y; o'eloek
Vouns Men's I'raier .Meo.lnj' l:ery TiifMlaj
eventiia' i.v, otloek.
ijeneral Prajor .Meetlntf livery '1'liui'sday i'MMiIhk
iinroiiMi'.n ciiuucii.
Corner nt Third and Iron btreets.
iMstor Ituv. T. V. Ilorfuuler.
ileMdenee Dast btieet, opp. 'l'ldrd street.
Sunday serMces lui a. m. und I p. in.
Sunday School 3 p. in.
I'rujvr Meellni; Satunlay, 7 p. m.
All mo Im Iteil There U alwnj s room.
HenlCJs every Sunday iitternoou ul '2 o'clock nt
teller's chinch. Madison ton uUdp.
ST. rACL'SCHUItCU.
ltectnr
Miuilay Services tOj a. in., oys p. m.
Sunday behool !l a. in.
rn-st Minday In tho month, Holy (,'ominunlon.
Senlees preparatory to L'ouiiiiunlon mi I'rlday
evening lieloro tho t.t Sunday In each month,
1'cw s rented ; hut ever body w elcoiae.
EVAN(IEI.1CI.CIIUIICII.
I'resldlnif Klder ltev. A. I., lleeser.
Mliditcr llev. J. A. IrMne.
Sunday Service 8 p. in., In tho Iron Street Crunch.
I'r.u it Meeting l.i cry Sabbath at t p. in.
All aru Invited. Altaiu vieleoiue.
the ciiuiicu of niiitar.
Meets In "tho Uttlo Uriel; Church on the lull,"
known us tho Welsh liaptlat, Church on Koek street
east ot lr6n.
Keiiular mectlntT for worship, every Loid'a day (it
ternoon nt :iiy o eloek.
M'atsrreo; and the public nro cordially Invited to
nttend.
IJLOOXISHUlto" DIKKCTOUY." "
QC'IIOOI. OltHKliS, lilauk, jiist printeil anil
O neatly bound In Hinall books, on hand and
toi salo at tho Coi.i'Miii in Dlllce. l'eb. Ill, ls75.tf
TIi.'IC D1CICD.S, on l'aicln.i.'iit uial Linen
1) I'.ijier, eoinuion and fur AdialnW ratois, ll.vecu
Imu and trustees, for salo cheap at thu Colvmuian
MAltUIAfiK rmiTIKICATlvRjnstiuiiitoil
and for salo at the coi.uuiiian lilllee. Mluls-li-is
of the HosinI and .Instlces should bupply thein
felves with these necessary articles.
TUSTICKSanil Con-lalile-' I'ee-Hills for sale
at tho Com'siiiian otltce. They contain thn cor
rected fees as established by tho last Act of tho I.i'jr-
slnturo upon tho subject. Uiery Justice and Con
stable should havo one.
VKN'llUK XOTKS jut inintnl anil for sale
cheap at tho ('oi.umiiian ollle,-.
.MI.IICHANTS ANIKlltDCKIlS.
Q U. MHJ.KIt it- SON', denlerx in Drv
IO . (loads, (fi-oeei h's. (iieeiiswiuv, Hour, sail,
biioi-x, notions, etc., .'.lain street.
I 11. .MAl.l,, .Maiiinintli (iroecry, hue tiro
fl tciles, l-fults.Nuts, l'lovl-lona, .ve.,Malnand
Centre streets.
HOOTS AND SII01.S.
HHNUY KI.1C1.M, Maiiafactiirer nnil ilealir
In boots mid bhoes', groeeilcs, etff., JIalu St.,
J...SL ltloonishur-.
!. KXOUIt, Dealer in Hoots anil Slioes,
.l:J. latest and hcM styles, cornerMalnnndMnrkct
Bin its, in tho old post olliee.
CLOCKS, WATClins,,tC.
f S'KmCVmivt il7rioeIAValehe"s
I . and Jewelry, Main St., Just below tho Central
Hotel,
I'ltOI'I-SSIOXAl, G'AltDS.
lit It. IICKIjKI!, Allorney at Law. 1'oonis in
JJJ i:cliaui;e liloek, lid lloor, ltlooiasbui.,', l'a. oS
f (i. ISAllIvLRY, Atloriieyat-Law. Olliee
j. In Hrowei's bulldliii;, and slory, ltoiuis4 A.O.
Oct. 1.-., -!3.
TMt. WM. JF. lllJnKlt.SiirKcnn ami 1'liv-i
I thin, oilco S. II. corner lioil; audMaiKct
Mavis.
Til. KVANS, JL P.. Surgeon ami I'liysi
, i Ian. (OlUce and Uosldencu on Tldid bluet,
corner Jelterson.
T 1!. JIclCKLV Y, JL I)., Suikcoh nml I'l.y
x) sUlan.iiuitliKldoMnlii strut, below Mnrl.el.
T It. KOIIIHON, Alliiiiuy.nt-I.nw. Olliee
J . In llaitnian'hbulldliiir.'Manistieet.
s
QA.MUKL JAC'OIiY, Matlile ami llrowii
siuiie w ui ks, i:ast niooinsuuif, ik-r ick ruou.
llOSICXSTOC'ir, I'lioloj-mplii-r, over
, Clark S: Violl's store, Main stiici.
1-1
It. IT. C. IlOW'lClt, KiiiKeoii IVHllst, .Main
UOOVO 111 ' I (Jill b 1IUUM',
MISCUI.I.VM'XiUS.
D
AVID LtlWIONIlKltfl, Jlereliaiit Tailor
Main St., ubuio Central Hotel.
! S. KUILV, ilealer ii. Jlcit, Tiillow, tie.,
.L Ceuliii blteet, I ttween beeonil nnil 'I htid,
riMIOMAHWlCIIIl.Confectimiciyuiiilliiki-i."
wholesale und n lull, Kxehunuo Hlotk,
(i
1 W. C'OltJCIJ, I'ltiniliire Kf'otns, tlnco
btory In Ick, .Malnsliuct, won er Miul.il tt.
OUANUKVIhM'JDUtKCrOltY.
II. llI'.lilMNO. Carienler .mil lniildVr,
V .Maliislieetlich.w Pine.
IIUUICIKIUN'.
(1. W. IL SllOKMAKICIt, Dealers in
, Dry Hoods, llroceilci. and (Iciici alMeichan-
M
OATAWI&SA.
M. II. AIlliO'lT, Altorney-at-Law, .Muiti
bireei.
EF, DALI.JIAN, Jterdiant Tnllor. .Scooml
, bliei t, Ho i.blns' bull Jlnh'.
JL L. KYUULY,
ArtoitNijy.A'r-i.Aw,
cat an lasa, l'a.
l.'ollecllons promptly mado and rcmlltnl. Ofrltn
oiipvdlo CaUmlisa Di'ixisll Hank. tiu-as
"juo'iici:.
If fern this dalo tho llloomstiurg (las Core puny will
put Hi ici vice plis ul lli-st cost and furuUIi and boi
u.eto u at lour dollars ouch.
T he company nine on hand a lot of gas tar suited
or palming rods, iiuuin,u or other tuubtini placed
under citiund.
Prleo 10 (tuts per gallon or tl.SO per barrel. 1
lie, 15,1t- V, W. AIILLKII, J
UTShVI'S OAtMIS.
yyn. a. l. tuiinkii,
ltosKlciico on Jliiikct Slrcotono door below
1). .1, Wnllor'H.
Oftleo over Klelm's Drntr Store, onico hours from
t to 4 p. m. for 1 1 eat mane of diseases of tho Uyc, liar
nud Throat.
All calls illicit or day promptly attended to.
Apr.WTfi-tf
TTi:..L C. llt'TTKlt,
PHYSICIAN ;Kt!It(li:ON,
onlec, North Mntket Mrcrt,
Mar.5r,'74-y Illouinsbitri,', Pa.
TTXlFlU'. OAlin.N'KI!, '
1'IIYSICrAK AN I') SUndEON,
Hi.ooMKiinto, pa.
onieenbovo.l.Schujloi'A; Son's Hardware Store.
Aiir.23';r.tt
AJIUKIKXcmTi; "
A T Tp It N' K Y-A T-L A W,
11I.OOMSI1UIH), I'A.
omrc, llartmnirs lllock. corner Muln and Market
"tieets . Oct. s, 'ir.
Jjl 10. OKVIS,
" ATTIIIINnV-AT-l.AW.
oi-Etn4-ltoom No. 1, "Coluiublan" llnlldlnr;.
Hl'pl.ls.lSJB.
JIlLLKIt,
ATTOItNn'-AT-I.AW
Oflleo In llrower's building, beeonil lloor, room No.
1. llloonisburif, l'a. Jul) 1,73 y
Q U.St W.J.HUCKALKW,
ATTOllSnYS-AT-LAW,
Iiloom),liiirt,',l'a.
Onice nn Main Street, IlrsldoorbelowCoiirllloiiRO
.lar.r,,-7t-y
V. t- J. JL CLAKIC,
ATTOHNKYS-AT-I.AW,
IiloomsbttriT.l'a.
onicc In Knt a IliitldlnK. April lu,-7t-j-
A. CIIKVm.I.MI SMITH. 1IHIVKY KW1KII F.MUK.
A.(
cniiviCLiXd sjiiTir (i.s'ox,
ATTOItNIJYS-AT-LAW,
nioonuburrr, l'a.
SWAll business entrust eil to our cniowllliecipvo
piompl iittenllon. JJulj 1,'JJ y
1 1'. !!LLJIKYKH,
ATTOItNKY AT LAW.
Office Adjoining C. It. & W. .1. lluckalew.
Illnonudniifr, l'a.
Apr. 14,V. ly.
l:. II. 1 1TTI.E. HOH'T. H. I.1TTLR.
i ii. & is. ii. LirrLi:,
J" ATTOUNHYS-AT-I.AW,
liloomsbui'ir, l'a.
5-Iliilnpss before thnU. s. Patent Olliee at tended
to. Ollleolnthucoluiablaiilliilldliii,'. ly is
pilOCICWAY oi UrAVKLL,
AT TO 11 N E Y S-A T-L A W,
COLUMtllAS lll'Il.IUKII, lllOOIIlsblll', l'a.
Members ot the united Motes Law Association.
Collections made In any part of America.
Agents fur continental Life Insurance company of
New dik. Assets lieai'ly 7,outi,iuui. Tho best In the
country. Send lor descilptlve pamphlet. tf
yTl.LlAJI llUYSONj
ATTO 1 1 N E Y-A T-L A W,
C'enlralia, l'a.
Vi h ia, '711-1 y.
JILSUELLANEOUS.
1MK
I ) StohiuT, 1'iopi'leti.r. Aceoniiaodatlons llist
eiass. jt.at to ii.su ptr day. liestaurant uttachtd.
Octobers, "I.'.-lt
pENTHAL HOTEL,
A F I H S T-C Ii A S S II O V S E,
oct. s,'7My
JOHN LAYCOCK, 1 rop'r.
JyTEW -SALOON' AND KESTAUKANT.
'I he ui (lersluned has opened a llrst-class Hating
HeiiM' In the i:eliinik lllock, fonneilv cecupli il liy
11. Stohner, wheiu his custoimis will lind every
tiling in his line.
MILTON ClIAIiLKS.
l'eb ts-9rn.
n.
M. Bit OWN,
tins lemnved Ids ltwit and MuoStnip fromllrown-s
llotid to 1st doui'aboio Wat'onsellei-iuid sliarpless.
Toanda Hoots a specialty, ltcpnliliurdjiicnlshoit,
nollce.
Q JL DltlNKEl!, GUN anil 1.0CKSJI1TIL
Sowing Miiehlues and Machinery tf all I.lnds re
paired. Oi'EiiA llui'si: llulldlni,', l'.loonitbuitf, l'a.
oetl.-jsiy
jLXCHAXOE HOTEL,
OptxiNltc till) Court IIoiinc,
llI.OOMSIlllliO, I'A.
Tho LAtaiEsT.andllEsTlnulliespeitsliitliccounty
W. li. KOON'4.
I'lupilclor.
Oct. s,'7.'.-ly
HOAVEL L,
I") 12 N 'V l K T.
onico In IlailmairH lllock, sicond floor, corner
Main nud Marl.it Mil cot,
l',LOOMSIil'l!(J, I'A.
Maj W-ly.
1? .1. TIIOKN'TON
,1 Jl won
would anlirilltiro to the etttensof lllooms.
Imrir and i lelnlty Hint ho has just leCeUcdii.'ull unit
eompleto asioi tiiienl of
WALL I'Al'LIt, WINDOW SHADES,
nxrriiEs, coiibii, tasskis,
nndnllr.lher fronds In Ids lino (if biislncsi'. Alltlm
ne i st and most aiiprou'd p.ittemsot Ihodaj urn
aluays to be loiind In his establl.-hment, Main s'tn et.
oi'iow iaiKei. tar, s.'.:,
TMtr.AS JlllflWN'S IXSl'UANCE AOEN
J. CY, Ji.uliaiiae Hotel, liliMjiusburif, l'a.
Capital.
.. r,,f-nMHH)
DIna. Ins Co.. of Hartford. Conncitleiit.
l.lvrriuii.l, London and Olubo
Un..il of t.lw ipool
LaniMiishliu
I'll.' Association, I'ldladi Iphla
. '.O.IMII.O'U
.. U SlKl.U'KI
.. IH.IMHI, IHI
,,. a.lno.tHM)
J.lllOOMI
&'e,uoii
Uil.lHH)
... 1,(I,1UI0
... 7.1.0 II
.... F,a ii.eoo
.... U,nen,oo0
JUH.'.iii.uo
.iiiii'i .Lao hi riui.iuupui.l
Alius or llaitford
WvomliiL-. of Wilkes 1'arro
l'aiineis Mutual of Danilllo
imuvilio Mutual
Home. New York
Commercial Union
-March so.tr-y
rpilU I'NDEIISlriN'KD.t.presci.lIiiKsevcral
L of the most, consi rviillio und u ll.ibln Anu il-c-.ui
I'll u lusiiinneu ConipaiileH, woulii l.tir b'aiti In
oiler his sen lees to the ililiuisof lilntuislairi; and
Mi lull v , leiiuestln; a leusoniible bliaio of the inibllc
palrona.-e.
i:ioonisbiirj,',.Iuly is, 1s7ii.
omco in blower's niuiic.
Julysi-Mn.
Tho MireeFlmlicator.
THIS WEEK'S ISSUE HENT 1'IiEE.
Contains Plcloilul lllusi rations of Hulls and Hears.
Also, full aiideouiph to Instruttloiis how looperatn
In Moiks and Mock I'llvllet'es, Cupltal hits and
kiiraesllons. Also, u list of Vuluablo l'leinlums to
Clubs-. "eiid tor It."
lll'CKWAl.TUlt CO., Hankers and Hrokera,
1'. o. llo 4m, 1U Wall bt.,New Yoik city,
Mar.SI, '76,-ly '
Columbia County
BAWK,
OF BLOOMSliUlia, PENNA.
l'oimeilv Ihu Hank of Kspj-, rcinovcd April first,
IsTO. Isionvenhiitlylocaldlln thoceidral part of
Ihu tuvu, mill does 11 general llANKINO business.
Monev ictclvid on ileHltniinJect tocheck with,
nut uotleii. SfK'Clal nirungeineiits made with depos
itors, und Interest iillovvcd outline Dejiosltii.
Issue Jlraflt on Arte York und I'hUaiMphitt,
Collecllons mado on alt tmimrtant towns Inibnir.
S., ul low est 1 ales of oxrhaugu. lionds and stocks
boiii.-ht und told, and coupons collected. Kvcry sn-
ruiujr bllt'ii tuuL'iiuaiiuia uiiuuui w uutTUI uy any
Dank.
Discount Days: Tuesday and Friday.
ItATK, KIX I'JJlt C'KNT.
Aug, 10, IWin.
LMPOKTANT 'i'O ALlii
Tho discoverer and compounder of Hie far-tamed
Compound Syrup of Wild Cherry
and other vuluablo preparations, entered upon Ids
professional career with the Important iidviuituifc ot
11 regular medical education In one of the oldesinnd
lust schools In Philadelphia, mid, peihnps, In the
woild. llo Kubseoucnll.'-n rved 11 liilthful lei in or
praetlco In the Philadelphia Dispensary, and for ma
ny jenrs ntte ndt-d In thu Hospital. In llieso Instltu
t Ions hu enjoj ed I ho most n tuple opport unit les ot ob
tuliilnt,' an niMght Into discuses In all their various
forms, as well us for nsceitalnlui,' tho best methods
of tnel treatment. In oiicrlnir, UiiTerori', totlio peo
ple of thol'nlted Stales tho fruits of his e.xtenslvo
professional oxperli-hcu In the mcdU'nl compounds ns
the best icsiiltsof hH skill anil observation, ho feels
that ho U but protrcrluir a nonv to every rntnllv
tluoiij-hout tho hnd, restlni;, ns ho does, conihlcnily
In the merits mid ellle itlotis Mrtunof thorela'tles
ho herewith commends. Tho vast amount or test!
inoiiy fiom all paits of the world has proven "Doo
TOU SWAYNL'S COMl'Ol'ND SMII'l' OF WILD
CHLHItY" tho most elllcaclous remnly knuwn, and
It Is admitted by our most eminent physicians, and
all who havo viltncssiil Ita womlu iul l.ealbii,' prop
erties. 'IhuWlI.H CHIimtY In nil ages ot tho world
and In all entinliles whet 0 It Is know 11 hiisbten J.ist
ly celebiaUo forlts wondcitul medicinal (pialnles,
but Its rjient buwtr tocuiu soiaoof thouoist mid
most ill.trebslnjr diseases timonir us wns never fullv
nsicilidiicd until tho ovpei'lmcnts ot thai sklltiill
ph31Icl.n1, Dr. swnMie, had ilenionstr.ited Its high
adaptatlcu. In comi'liiallou with l ino 'I ice Tar, and
other equally valuable vegetable Iniredl.'iits, htch
chemically combined renders It . ncilon tenfold tnoro
ceitalnaiid beneililal In eurlnt; all db-oases of ihu
throat, breast and lungs. Hit. SWAYNL'S WILD
CHHltitY co.MPOl Nli strikes nttho root of disease
bypuilfjlnirll.o blood, re Moil na tho liver nndkld.
iie.vs to healthy net ton, inMitoratlnrr tho nervous and
shatleieil constitution. It jour druggist or store
keeper does not have It, do not bo put on" by nny
other remedy that mny be oifered, but bend to usdl
1 eet,and w e w 111 forward n half doen 10 anv address,
fl eight paid. 011 recilpr or tbupilce.JI iierbottle, or
Ji tliei half doen. Address letteis to 1111. SWAYS K
K son, xio North Mxlli street, riiluulclphla. No
thargo will bo mado for advice.
.tsk Yotii' Ifii'ist for Tlicni,
reiuales und nil ulm value health M1011M never
be without 111:. SW.ONt'.'.s TAIi AMI ijAllMAl'A
llIt.l.A I'lliLs, as ihej puil'y tho blood, remove all
dbst 1 notions, clraiiso Inn skin or all phuples and
bloteliei, and tiling theilch color uf he.utli to the
li.de check. I'etn.ilo Inegnlailtles nreresloied ton
hcallliy condition. 'I bey are a certain euro fur Mck
and Neiroiis Headache. Asa Dinner Pill, nothing
C1.11 e.vcci'd t hem : take one, two, or three, as may be.
found necessary; unlike others, they neither gilpe,
produce million, or any other unplea?aiit sensation,
whilii they are as tioweitul as It Is poss'blo for a
medicine to be and be hai inless. These Pills cleanse
out tho illsusdercd humors, enrich and puilfy the
blood, lemoic all unhealthy bilious si cietlons ot the
stomach and bowel, causing a peirectly healthy
state ot the IlU'i'. and aro undoubtedly Hie liesl ca
tion tic and antlbllloiu laedlciiiu jet ducoiered; and
we are determined that the sick shall have them lit
npilce wlthtnlho means of the isj.irest ccuIh u
lui nf till I'llls.) H jour drugiilst or storekeeiier
has not got 1 hem, do not be putoir by nny others
that ma) bo uncivil In their place, bill send to indi
rect, and wo will forward by null!, on lecelpl ot the
pi ice, i'j cent i a bov or llio boesus I.
SKIN DISEASES.
Sway ne's Ointment,
Is portlculat ly adapted to all forms of skin dis
eases, "uivs cun when all other renie
- dies and Heal men t fall.
CmesTttler,
Salt Kheiim,
Itai ber's Itch,
Praile lleh
SOI'O lll'.llN,
llumois, Piles,
All 1:1 options
scald 1 bad,
lllngworm,
Pimples, Sores,
Army Hth,
Iilotehes, stiirvv,
Chronic Lryslpelas of the
f.i( e.
swa xx irs oixt.1i nxT
Seems to eniocy ry cnse.leaMng the skin smooth
and clear w llliout 11 blcnilsli behind.
Itching Piles
Is generally pi eceded by a moisture, llko perspira
tion, distressing itching, as though pin woims were
iiawling In or about Ihu rectum, partlculaily at
nlghlwlicn uiiilresslng.or In bed after gelling warm.
It appears In summer as well as wlnier, oftentimes
slums tlseir around tho private pails, and Is not eon
ltncd to males only, but Is quite as frequent that fe
males 111 ( sorely iiflilctcd, pailtculaily 111 times of
niVKiiaiiey, extendlui; lelo tho vagina, rovluu' dls
iresslng almost beiond t'-o powers of oniliu ance.
Cjsesof longstanding, pi-onouneed Incurable, have
been permanently cuied by blmply npplj lug
SW.lVXIl'S OIXT.1I EXT.
LXTHACTS FliOM LII'tTKUS.
Dr. Swayno.t Son:-('.entlemen The botof Olid
menl 5011 sent me by mall cuied mu entlielv ot lu ll
ing Piles, w tilth I s ttleied vUlh forme jears. Ku
dosed Ibid lllty cents for another box lor a rib-nd of
mind. AMUitu- J. iil'acii.
raimwcll Station, Loudon Co., Va.
lluv. Isaac Holland, Webster, Taj lor county W.Va.
w rites:
Noiembei- '10, 175 1 have been a sutlercr from
Itching Piles. I piocutcd a box or jour otulmeul
l.islsilng which gave me Instant lellcf, ami feel
eonilileiil It will elm 1 a peimanentcuiu Hocloscd
llnd lilt y cents, for w lilt li please bend luo another box
by mall.
An Eruption of 0 Venrs Standing-.
I was troubled wllh an eruption of tight jears
Itching, Intolerable nt times; tiled many piep.ua
II01111 wlllnml llndlng ullet. Tliroui;h Ihu Use of
bwaj lie's AlbllealliigOliiUnellt 1 nm entlielv cuied.
JOsKI'll I.AMUKI1T.
At II01 Ismail llros., Mi and CLerry, l'hlla.
I was entirely cured of Tetter
In Its v.nist foim by Dr. Swajne's All-IIenllng Olnl
laeiit. and bball be bappj- to explain my ease to all
who may call upon inc.
.1 ami's MeKiNi.iv, Wc-t Lnil Hotel,
Wd Street, below Lombard, Philadelphia.
Sent br mall 10 any addicss 011 rectlpt of pi ice, CO
cents a box,
Desciiliosjinptouis In all cnlnlilHlilc.il Ions, and ad
ilKsslittcIs lo lilt h'.VAVNi: .V bON, I'ldladi Iphla.
No ebaigo for advice.
Kilt SALK HY ALL D It IV.. '.SI'S.
Solo Piopi'lctoi-j and .Mauuf.ielurers of
SWAYNE'S PANACEA,
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tf s, intnj.i, Mi lt 111 1 11 and Nyplillllie eomp'.dnts,
lll.d llie,r-is vvhtio KJphllltlu vlllisor Ihu p.ilelil
c.iii-cs development of .-jphillior Sci.ilula In the
child nothing his ever ) lined so eirotl'.ud In (0111.
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complaints und all discuses at Islug Horn liupuillj of
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Poetical.
TUB SUMMONS.
Jubilee! Jubilee I Motherland, hall to Dice I
Hall to thy glorj-, thy pride nml thy worth I
All thy sons Hock to thec, My lo thee,, sail lo thee,
Lovingly keeping tho feast of thy Llrth.
Throw all tho banner cut I
Joyful hosaniinsshoutl
(lather thluo own from tho ends of tho earth.
(lather by millions, from lowland nnd hlgtitaiid-
Kneel at ll.o shrlnca wheiu our foicfuthcis knelt.
Call all from mainland, an 1 foreland, and Island ;
Where the lljsilpen, ortnows never melt ;
Wlioro tho swift shuttles hum ;
Where tho Halls Hash and ilium,
Norman, anil Saon. and Teuton, and Celt.
Como from tho mountains whero brood tho flcreo
eagles I
Como from tho groves whero tno mocking-birds
call I
From tho lino billows whero drift tho white sen
trulls, Or where tho red leaves of llio pralrle-roso fall.
Como while the Mat rj'.eyed,
Heaven-born, lalnbovv.ilycd
lUnnrr of Llberly strenms over all.
Loyal In theo and thine, nation alt-beautiful,
Nursed In thy bosom, or borne by the sea,
Como wo itMi reverent homage and dutiful,
Ilomelnnd bo happv, united and flee.
Hall to thy bundled joarsl
l'owardl with songi nnd cheers,
Keeping the year of our land's Jubilee 1
Urilincr't MdiiIUi.
Miscellaneous.
MAil'IIMAKI.NU
"Oct out my Sunday clothes," said old
Corny O'Uyrno, 0110 evening when he re
turned from ltis work. "I'm gom' oyer lo
Pelcr I.inskey's to-nlglit."
. "Muslin, Corny, nn' what nro yo Roin'
fur?" Judy naked, ns she uiiloclccd a largo
deal chest painted red, which stood near the
i'ire-.lii(e, and v ire.'iilly look nut a bltio
frieze tail-coat, with luiglit metal buttons, a
pair of light colored eonl kneo breeches,
ribbed worsted stockings, a jmir of strong
shoes und u billycock lint, which, with a red
cotton pocket handkerchief with a llowcrcd
border (which he carried in his hat,) and a
stout blackthorn shillclali, constituted
Corny's Sunday suit.
"Sure, I'm goin' tn makoa match between
our Permolt an' Kntio I.inskey," lie said nl
last in reply to his wife's question. ''She's a
ptirty colleen, nn' tho boy is mighty pleased
with her, intirely,"
"So she is, Corny, a laukie little girl, an'
she'll haveasima fortune, maybe. Tether is
a dacent honest man 1"
"Faith, Judy, nn' ho is' that same, or isn't
Corny O'Uyrno that would 'cut, shullle, or
dalo' vvith him or his ; an' Dermott tells mo
Katie likes him,"
"An' why wouldn't she, Corny ? There's
not as purity a boy in tho parrish ; nor a
better," Judy said proudly.
"Tliiuo for yo, aslhoro ; give us nut that
ould stockin', an' we'll make a match out of
it this Shrovetide, with the bleasin' o' St.
I'athrick 1" Corny replied.
From tho furthest comer of the chest,
Judy drew- out carefully nn old worsted
stocking, and handed it to her luiband,who
weighed it in his hand, and then, witli a
sly wink.buttoncd it into one of his pockets.
"This 'ill dn tho business, Judy," ho said, as
lie left tlio house, with many mmimujMh
Lath God prosper, or be with you from
bis wife.
l'etcr I.inskey was a small farmer living
about a quarter of a mile from Corny's cabin.
He had several sons and ono daughter,
Katie, who was considered tho "beauty" of
tlio village ot Jiallymoyne. Her eldest
brother was about to bo married and bring
his wile homo ; and her father considered it
would be very advisable to get Katie married
and bottled down before the arrival of her
sister-in-law ; and Dermott O'JJyrnc a fino
strapping young man, very "steady" and
good-natured Old Peter thought would
make a very good husband for his girl
(especially as ho was an only child.) if no
better suitor oH'ered.
When Corny O'Uyrno reached l'et;r
Liiiskcy's cabin ho put bis head over the
half door anil said in Irish : "Clod save all
here !" the ciistoinnry form of greeting in
that and many other parts nf lrel tnd.
"tiod save ye kindly, Corny," 1'eter re
plied Irom tho chimney corner ; "como in
and take a sate."
Corny entered with both his bands be
hind his back, took his seat on a threo legged
stool that Mrs. Liu-key had pushed in front
ot tlio lire lor mm.
"Kino weather for the crop, Corny," l'etcr
said, poking up thu lire with his shoe. "An
Mary, throw 011 a cotiploo' sods u' dry turf,
an' sweep up the hearth, will yo?"
Mary did as her bu-band desired, ami then
going to a lecc-ss in tho wall In the fireplace,
took out from thence a new clay pipo and
piece of tobacco. "Will ye light the pipe,
C'omey, she mid, handing them to tho old
nian.who took llieiu with a nod iiiid"Tliaiik
10 kindly," and filled slowly, kindled with a
coal Irom Ihu bcailli, blew a few whill's in
grave, dlgnifiul silence, and (hen handed it
to I'cler, who In equal silenco smoked it for
a few moments und then handed it back to
Coitiey and proceeded to ligh) his own pipe.
They both smoked steadily fur a time,
then Mrs. Linskey pulled 11 small table be
tween them, pioduccd fiom herchestastono
jar of piilbecn and 11 couple of craced gins.
ses which she set on the table with a noggin
of cold water j and taking up her pail pro
ceeded to the barn lo milk the cows,
"That's a purly colleen of yourt', IVtherl"
Corny said nftcr u long silence.
"Ihiiie for ye ; nn' a good, sensible little
girl into tho bargain j its hnppy's tho man
that'll get her," IVter leplied, after duo
con-ider.ilion.
"That's what I said myself; nil' I como
over to seu If wo can't make. 11 match be
tween my Dermott and herself I"-O'ltyrno
said, alter another interval.
"He's a likely boy," pursued IVter, re-
neciiveiy.
"omay well say that reler, nn' lio'U
make 11 good husband, no doubt, for ho'a n
good sou. hat do yo say to It? Comcy
1. 1 1 1 1 .. ..
u-skcii, iceaning lorwaru on his btool.
"I' in pleased"
"Ood navo nil hero 1" said a harsh, grating
voice, ami a neu appeared in tho doorway,
Ttoocj evening to ye, l'ctlier I"
"Good evening, kindly," Fdcr returned.
"Como in ami tako u sate, Tom."
T110 uew coiner thcu took a stool, and cast
ing a questioning ghmco nt Corny O'llryne.
proceeded to light bii plpo nud smoko for
Homo uiluulea. IIo was a stout, lmsh-fea'
turod man with 11 loud voice. Ho wan not
niuclt of a favorite In the Yillf.ce. and esnecy
ially disliked by Corney O'llryno who nev
er lost nn opportunity of nniioylng Tom
Dillon. Ho wasti comfortablo farmcrnnd
ono of Ids sons bad hern "making up" tn
Katio Linsley somo tlmo belorc. Alter n
silence, during which tho threo old men
smoked energetically, Dillon cleared his
throat two nr threo timet alnl then said ab
ruptly.: "I'cther I want to mako a match
between your lltllo girl and my Martin;
havo yo anything to say agin It?"
"Sorru, (.no word, Tom ; only mo neigh
bor Corny O'llryno nti'ipyself weroiqieakiiig
o' tho satiiu thing when ye cnnio in 1" l'oter
replied, with a shrewd glanco nt them
both.
"First come, first served. I'cther," Corny
said, shaking tho ashes from bis pipo by
knocking ills plpo against his thumbnail;
"mind thntl"
"To ho sure, to be Miro," l'etcr replied nnd
thciow-as utiothcr long pause.
"An' wo may as well clinch tho bargain
nt once," Corny continued.
"To be mi re, to bo sure," l'etcr ngaln as
sented, smoking steadily.
"Yo have nothin' ngin' my Miutln, havo
yo, l'ethcr Liuskcy ?" Tom Dillon said, lay
ing down lib pipo
"Aglu him? Xo ; he's a nice dacent boy
an I havo a great lcgard for him," l'etcr
answered.
"An ho has .1 great regard for your littlo
girl, an sorr.i a day's good ho'll do till he'.)
married," ejaculated Tom, bringing his fist
down 011 tho table. "Ho's set bis mind on
it, an' I'll back him out.
"Turf and' tundtherl Tom Dillon, didn't
l'ctlier Linskey tell ymt I came match-making
for my Dermott?'
"Tundther an' turf, Corny O'llryne, don't
I tell you that I como to do the same thing
for my Martin; an' I suppose a Dillon may
ask a I.inskey in marriago any day an' ho
cm allbrd it, tool" Tom added, slapping
his pocket.
"An' let mo tell ye, an O'llryne can put
down pound for pound with a Linskey any
day ; or fur that miither with a Dillon,"
Corny said, with u Hcoriiltil glanco at Tom,
who was in his working clothes. "Pother,"
ye know what I came for; what fortune ary
you gnin' to give Katie?"
Peter took out his pipo, emptied it, pro
ceeded to relillit leisurely, poked the fire,
relit tho pipe, and settled himself back in
tho corner, and said slowly: "Fortune,
Corny! Katio is a fortune herself. I'm a
pour man, an' tho times is bad; an' beyond
a new- gown, acouplo of fleeces of wool, an'
a bank or so of yarn, I can't givo nny for
tune !"
Coiny looked astonished, and pushed
back bis stool, as much as tosay that all fur
ther negotiations wcro useless ; when Tom
Dillon said, Xovcr mind, Pother; there's
ihem as'll bo willin to tako her without any
fortune, an' can afford it, tool"
Tliruo for ye, Tom Dillon, an' one o'
them is Dermott O'llryne. We're not do-
pendin' on .1 few bare pound not but it's
well to havo something to put by for tho
chillier," he added cautiously.
'To bo sure, Corney, to bo sure," Peter
assented.
"Well, Pother, is it to bo mo or Corny?
fs a Dillon to bo put behind the door for an
O'llryne? Isn't my Martin as likely a boy
its there is in tho barony? Ho'll tako your
colleen without a brass penny, au' do well
for her. What do yo say to that?" Tom
asked, slapping tho table.
"llednd, then, Tom, I'm in a fix intirely.
Here's Corny, adaciut old man, vvith a lino
steady gossoon of a sou he's first; an' hero's
yourself, an honest man an' a good neighbor
surra better an' Hire Martin is tlio prido
of the parish on a Sunday t I'm bothered
intirely, an' what can I say, but settle it be
tween ye I Whichever of ye can do tho beat
for her, tako her in the name of St. Pat
rick !" and Peter resumed his pipo and sauk
back into his corner.
The two old men eyed one another silent
ly for a few minutes, then Dillon pulled a
littlo bag from his pocket, opened it delibe
rately and took out another, from which he
drew forth a third mado of purple stuff, fas
tencd with a piece nf red braid. Very slow
ly, his eye still fixed on Comey, be pulled
out a sovereign and laid it on tlio table.
"Shew l'ctlier Linskey what yo mano to do,
Corny O'llryne," he said.
Corny biuilcd scornfully, produced his old
stocking.aud taking I'roinlhencoafivcpound
uoto put it bcaido him and nodded his head
defiantly.
Tom drew forth four mure sovereigns,
clinked them ti'iu after another on the table,
ami nodded his head. Old Peter smoked
away in his coiner without utteiing a word.
Corny waited for a moment, and then said :
"fs that all you're going to do, Misther
Dillon?"
Tom thicwdnwii another b(!vercigH,Coniy
followed his example, till they had each
laid twenty pounds upon the table.
"Is that all you'10 goin' to do, Misther
Dillon ?"
"In leady money, it is Misther O'llryne."
"Then I bate yo at that," Corn) cried,
throwing down another pound. "I b.tto him
in ca-li, IVthcr; do yo mind that?"
Peter nodded and smoked away.
"I'll tako tho girl in, an' share ;tho best
wo have with her, an' give Marliu two acres
of land, an' a couple of buniee (little pigs),"
announced Tom Dillon.
Dermot'll havo my laud when I'm gone,
every loud," cried Corny.
'"Ill givu a heller in,Tvventy potindshard
of a lioti-e, two acres o' land 11 1 ' 11 heifer.
What do you say, Pettier? Not bad for a
collt-cn without a penny."
"1'hiuo for you, Turn," Peter assented.
What'll yon do Corny ?"
"Twcnty-ono pound down, when they're
married, a house tin' a home, a feather bed,
an' tho finest iiiulo in tho parish that's
what I'll do!"
"Hut tlio laud Tom is giving two acres,"
Peter ob-erved ; "think of that, Corny !"
"Dermot'll havo tho laud afthcr me, an'
enough to eat off it till I'm gone. 1 havo 110
0110 hut him, Tom Dillon hits threo moro
to proyido for."
"An plenty to do it with, an' I'll make It
llirt'o acres, IVthcr, of tho best iijdaud in
Hallymoyno," Tom replied,
"It's very fair, nn' I'm obliged to yo,
Tom," Peter said, slowly.
"I'll make il tvventy-fivo down, nn' throw
In a heifer I" cried Corny,
"It's very dacent, Corny, an' Pin obliged
to yc," Peter quietly observed, in tho same
tone,
"I'll throw in a calfl" exclaimed Dillon.
"Twenty jxiund, threo acres of land, a bo
nlvo,a heifer an' a calf. Now, Pother done
or not f
"I think yo spoko of two bonlves Tom?"
l'etcr said quietly.
l(X7n .... . ....1.. T., . 1 1 T
i nu, iu , wily inn-, 41 a 1111 1 can sparo;
1 on' I think U'a not had, I'elherl"
1876.
"llcdad, Tom, I think yo said a couple of
bonles," Peter said ngniii,
"XnhoelUh, (never mill) Peter. I'll Ihnw
in n ihttrfi (a whole brood) o' ducks take It
or lose It? Twenty-five pounds down tho
day they're married, a houso an' home, fea
ther bed, innlonn' helfir, nud a clutch o'
ducks 1" said Corney, pulling his money
back In his stocking.
"Fui.v, 1111' a clutch isn't bad," observed
Peter. "They're better than a calf lo them
that hasn't n cow lu feed It ; an' Corny's is
the best house, an' Kato'll havo it all to her
self. When your Matt an1 James marry,
it'll bo mighty narrow for ye nil 1"
"Jntnes is going to America, I'cther," said
Tom.
"Well, that mnkes a differ, lint isn't
there anything clso ycr inclined to offer?
Dermott is tho best match at Ibis minute,"
obseived l'etcr.
"I'm done," said Tout. Then suddenly
starting , up, ho cried:' "Wait a minute :
and ran out of tho house, returning in a
quarter of an hour, stnggciing under a sack
of seed potatoes', "There, Corny O'llryne,
put that in your pipo and smoko it," lie
cried exultingly.
Corny nt first sight of the sack, btartcd to
his feet and put nil Ills hat. "Wait a min
ute," he cried: "I'll not belong," nud run
ning all the way home he was snon there.
"(let mo a ack, Judy tho meal sack
an' bo quick, wtthorc, ho cried excitingly.
"Arra, bo uisy Corny, shiire nn' tho malo
is in it."
"Hclthor nn' bctthcr. cried Cornv. coinc
into the room which served as dairy; and
without vouchsafing another word to tho as
tonished Judy, ho shouldered tlio sack nnd
trotteil oil with it as fast ns he could.
.Completely out of breath, he reached Pe
ter's bathed in perspiration ; but on enter
ing ho unluckily tiinned over the door sten.
and fell with the sack full length in the
kitchen. Thu string round the neck nf the
;avo way, and covered with the meal, he
;roand stammered breathlessly : "Th-thcrc.
Po-po-cther Linskey I Wh-woile the urai-
tkt wns gr-grovving, the meal would keep
themnlivol W-hnt d'ye say, l'e-pethcr?"
"liegorra, Corny, I say what I often said
before, that ycr ad.iccnt man'an' your boy is
welcome to Kato Linskey ."
"What do you mean, l'ctlier?" cried Tom
Dillon.
"What I say, Tom; nor a moro nor less.
Tho chillier might die o' the farnutha la
fainting brought on by hunger or overfatigue
without proper sustenance) while the praties
wasgrovviti' Dermott O'llrvno can best urn.
vide my littlo girl with comforta an' he's
welcome to her."
At that moment a mcrrv laugh caused the
three old men to look round, and Corny tried
to scramble to Ins feet. In tho doorvvav
stood Katie Linskey, her bunds pressed to
her sides, and tears of mirth coursing down
tier pretty face. "I'm sorrv for vour trouble.
Corny," she said advancing- "but I could
not help laughing, you looked so nuaro :"
and she burst into a fresli peal.
"He quiet, Katie, an' como here." ssid Po
ther, beckoning his daughter to his side. "I
was niatch-niiikiiig for ye; an' the bargain
is closed bctutie an' Corny for you and Der
mott O'llryno I"
"You don't mano it. father? said Katv
with a comical glanco at Corny and Tom
Dillon.
"Shuro enough, I do, ma colleen ; have yo
anything to say agin it it?" replied Peter
knocking the ashes from his pipo.
"Musha, not 11 word ut all, father dear ;
only only "
"Only what, Katie?"
"Only I was married Iat Tuesday to Jack
Managan, tho painter!" sho replied, with a
loud musical laugh, which brought her hus
band to tho door.
"What !" shrieked Tom Dillon.
"What 1" echoed Corny.
"Oh, Pether Liuskcy, Peter Linskey, ycr
afthcr humbugging u-!" cried Tom,rcproach
fully. "Ah, humbugging us!" echoed Corny,
mournfully; and Peter, who was a sly old
humorist, put his head against the wall and
laughed heartily nt their astonishment.
Tlio two ambassadors silently took up their
leopectivo sacks and slowly deparred, each
thinking himself much injured, and in their
mutual disconifituro forgetting their ani
mosity. When next Corny went "mated making"
ho took caro to find out beforehand if the
young woman was "willing :" and as for
Tnm Dillon, ho vowed it served him righ tn
bo "humbugged," ns ho only wanted to
bother his neighbor, Corny O'Uyrno (with
whom ho was ever good friends), and he
declared in future his boys might match
make fur themselves.
Mr. Hayes Kxjilulns his Letter.
An- Ixtkukstixo Conviikshtion- at tiii:
HiiiiAKrAsi' Taiili: nirrwiiK.v Tin: Had-
K'AI. C'AXIHIlATi: POP. PlillSIHIINT AMI
HIS WII'K HL'AIUI IIV A Kl'POUTHU L'.VHL'lt
Tin: Taiili:.
ltuthy, dear,' said -Mrs. Hayes to her hus
band at breakfast, us sho unfolded tho Ohio
Statu Journal, which Is her favnrilo ncvv(
paper; 'so your letter of acceptance has
como out?'
Hin it, my lnvo?' replied tho Governor;
'I understood .lint il would hardly bo ready
bofnre Tuesday night.'
Mr., llaycii lead in silence for n few mo
ments ; then, with a wild surprise, as it ap
peared to our correspondent, who had with
trim journalistic Instinct concealed himself
beneath the breakfast table said:
'Why, I'uthy, what do you mean by say
ing tho resolutions nro In accordance with
my views? You know as well ns I do that
when the platform was adopted you told me
yourself that tho money plank wasn't a
match with your interview in tho Commer
cial.' 'Hush, my love, "hush I said tho Cover
nor with uneasiness; 'Supposo some of the
servants should overhear you I What I wrote
was, 'Most of tho resolutions aro inaccor
dance with my vlows,' und I supposo the
printer mado a mistake.'
Thcro wan silence, broken ouly by the
munching of toast, till tho tea pot was set
down with a violence that made the table
crockery jump Then Mrs. Hayeslow, flute
-like tones, full of melody ns tho murmur ol
a hidden brook, wcro heard.
'Itutherrord, you say ; 'If elected, 1 shall
conduct tho administration of tho govern
went upon thc&o principles, nud all cousti
tutlonal powers vested in tho executivo will
bo employed to cstubllsh this rcforin.' Can
you sit 611 that chair and look mo in the
face after writlug UiatS" Dldu't you prom-
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THE COLUM1HAN, VOL. X, NO. .13
COLUMniADHMOCltAT, VOL.SLI.NO. 19
Iso me About brother l'etcrnnd Cousin Wobb
nud your nephew Edwnrdnrid aunt Jcrushan
threo boys, nnd nil the family? What did I
hear you tell Mr. Schurz nbout Madrid?
What did Mr. Ulalne telegraph you that if
ho had tho department of tho interior ho
would not provo n deadhead in the enter
prise, nud to burn tho letters so thcro could
n't bo nnymoro Alullignning? What did
you wilto to Mr. Cameron ? What did you
promise Air. Chandler And after all this
lo go nnil write '
'llut, my angel,' expostulated tho com
promise enndidato; 'I didn't writo it. I
shall mako a point of telling Simon that ho
has put that tno strong.'Iltit these letters nro
only matters of form; they on't mean
anything.'
'O, tlicy don't don't they?' replied Mrs.
Hayes, with, as tlio reporter inferred, a sar
castic smile. 'I suppose Mr. Hayes' this
doesn't mean anything cither, where you
come out for n single Presidential term ?'
I suppose, Mr. Hayes, you didn't mean any
thing when you told Mr. Crumble to try
nnd find a good tenant for the houso for
eight years from next March? I suppose
you didn't moan anything when you ran
threc timcs for governor and twice for Con
gress ?'
'Hut, Libbic, my darling,' said Ohio's fa
vorite son, 'you know as well is I do that it
was fixed a month ago that I was to retire
and cast tho wholo weight of tho adminis
tration influence for '
'I know it; but didn't you tell mo that
before 18S0 you'd put up a job on him so
that his name would never go before the
convention, nnd that 80,000 federal office
holders were a big thing to buck against?'
'Dear, dear; how littlo women know
about politics?' said tho great war congress
man ; 'but, my dear, Sam Hard should not
have nut boon quite so unanimous in inser
ting his nm term views, I told them bc
forolmnd, 'Write what you please and sign
my name tn it, but don't say anything de
cided.' There was silence for somo time nnd Mrf.
Haves remarked :
'Ituthcrford Hirchard Hnyes, didn't you say
last year that this school questinn was nil
poppycr.ck nnd that the general government
bad nbnut ns much business to pass an
amendment about tho school fund as it bad
to declare that you shouldn't eat beans nn
Monday. And look at what you say here.'
'Madam,' was the reply of the governor,
in a tono full of surpresscd passion, 'you
will not understand me. I nm just as re
sponsible for that d d letter (hear Mrs.
Hayes put her tiny, snowy, perfectly moul
ded fingers to her shell-like, pink-tipped
ears, ornamented with, simplo but priceless
solitiare diamond earrings) ns I am for the
ten commandments! I didn't write a line of
it ; I haven't seen it yet ; I don't know what
Simon Cameron wroto about civil service re
form ; and Sam Hard nbout one term ; and
Judgo Kclley about a sound currency, nnd
Grant, who hasn't much education, or re
ligion or acquaintance with tlio constitution
or regard for it, about the school question ;
nr Spoil cer and Packard abnut tho South ;
or UabcocV about the punishment of all
public officers who betray public trusts; or
Morton about n fraternal spirit of harmony.
Hut 1 want you to understand madam, that,
as sure as Nebtichadnezzer nto blue grass, if
I am pusillanimous I don't want to bo told
so by you in my own that is. in the State
of Ohio's own house. Tho Presidential
lightning does not often strike n man and it
very rarely strikes a man like me. If you
want to receivo company in the White
House you hnd better bo prudent. It will'
bo because jvu nro the wife of President
Hayes.'
Mrs Hayes arose to her full queenly
height nnd replied with a clear, metnlic
voice, like the tinkling of a bell in frosty
weather :
'And if ever you get into the White House,
it'll only bo because you aro the lmsband of
Mr.s Hayes. Can't attack your record ? Of
course not : barbers signs never cause church
scandals or commit murder. Correspon
dents como hero in shoals aud go away and
writo up my back hair and boots. Ruther
ford H. Hayes, if you love me, say so, but
don't step ou my toe 1'
Tho hair of your correspondent rose on
end In horror. Tho spaco under a round
breakfast table set for two is somewhat cir
cumscribed, aud in shifting my position I
had inadvertently trodden on the tiny but
exquisitely shaped foot of Mrs. Hayes! I
wheeled round suddenly but noiselessly and
horror of horror ! barked tho shins of Ohio's
favorite son I
I didn't step neat your toos,' ho remarked
'and if I had that's no reason for you kick
ing a bloody chasm in my leg.'
Mrs Hayes lifted the table cloth, nud fell
back in a swoon that added a new charm to
her expressive countenance. Tho Governor
hauled me out by tho collar.
'Who aro you ?'
'A reporter.'
'Did you bear what I said?'
'Kvcry word of it.'
'My dear fellow, said the Governor, sha
king mo by the hand, 'tho press is tho pal
ladium of our liberties, and tho Arch I mo
dean lever that moves the world. I know
you wcru there all tho time, and Mrs. Haye
and I had all that conversation to fool you.
A fraternal spirit of harmony should per
vade you and mo at the beginning of tlio sec
ind century of our exiitcucn us aviation,
that ao may mak it permanent ns u 11 era
af good feeling, and a period of progress,
prosperity and happiness. Will you come
round and see mo at the Stato Houso bofore
you send oil' your letter to the World? I shall
be disengaged at 5.30. You might llko to
add n brief description of Mrs. Hayes You
havo nn unsually good chance to tako notes
now. Tho Herald man admired her pecu
liarly when her cotintenaiico was Ut up by
rippling gleams of emotion a holocaust. I
beliovo, was tho word ho used but 1 myself
preior it lu repose.'
Wo then parted. Apprehending that ho
may try to play Jim lllaino 011 me, I think
it wlso to mall this letter lu advance
Paul Pav.
The following correspondence aud extract
win explain ttscii ;
Columcus, Ohio, July 10 -C.-15 P. M.
Tho World, 35 Park Itow, New York :
Later advices render unnecessary the pub.
llcatiou of a letter about Governor Hayes,
which I mailed you this morning. I'leaso
destroy it unread. Ill health also compels mo
ta resign my position as a correspond
ent. (Signed) Jajibj J. Turncotk
S3 collect.
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Colonel James J. Turncoto will tako tho
stump for Hayes nnd Wheeler. Colonel
Turncole worked for Grcoly and Ilrown in
1872, nnd until a few days since was an nr
dent Domocrat and a correspondent to tho
New York World.
Mrs. Custer's Courage.
"It was in 1807, when General Custer occu
pied the old forM as a means of protection
against tho raid of hostile Indians who
swarmed about that part of tho country. As
you aro doubtless nware, Mrs. Cuslcr invari
ably accompanied her husband,except when
ho was in active pursuit of savages. Upon
this occasion, she, with a young lady com
panion from tho cast, was stopping at tho
fort. Tho General had just been ordered
away on an extended tour which would keep
him absent for somo months. Mrs. Custer a
tent was at the summit of that knoll, right
in tho point formed by tho channel. Tho
main camp was further up tho strcam.around
the bend. Well, in tho night, after every
body but the guards wero sound asleep, and
after Custer had left the fort with his com
mand, there came a terrific storm far up tho
valley. It wns nol seen at till. Hut, an
hour ur two after the rain commenced to fall
up nbovo, tho creek began to swell and roar
in a frightful way, and when tho ladies
awoke they were entirely cut oil' by water
from tho mainland. The main body of olli-
cers nnd men had escaped to a high blulT.
To add to the embarrassment ol tlio lauics it
became as dark as Egypt. They could hear
the maddened waters hissing nil nround
them, nnd right in thb midst of their peril
they heard cries of distress from the channel
of the creek. With a remarkablo coolness
and bravery, considering tho fate which
seemed to stare them in tno face, they pro
cured a rope aim threw it to a man from
whom the cries prnceedcd.and succeeded, af
ter one n two I.tilures, in drawing him to
shorf. In being swept around the curve by
the force of the current, ho had succeeded in
grasping a hush which grew near tho water's
elge, and this alone saved his life. Tho wa
ters kept rising and getting fiercer in their
passage, until they fairly invaded tho tent.
Hut just then, at what seemed to bo tho fa
tal moment, the torrent reached its height,
and shortly nfterward began to recede. Tho
water disappeared ns fast as it had come,
und by daylight the ladies were able to ford
the creek to a place of safety. Six poor
wretches, companions of tho ono who was
saved by the ladles, wero drowned, and their
bodies never recovered. The cause of tho
sudJcu rising of western streams is found in
the fact that the channels aro too few and
narrow to drain properly the vast water
sheds." You must be assessed leforc Sep
tember 7th, or lose your vole.
Tako off That Hat.
Col. llaugs is very bald, aud in order to
induce his hair to grow again, ho is using a
very excellent article called hair vigor upon
his scalp. A week or two ago ho was sum
moned as a juryman upon a case in the Cir
cuit Court, und upon tho day of the trial,
just before the hour at which tho court met,
.he remembered that he had not applied the
vigor to his head that morning. He had
only a few minutes to spare, but he flew up
stairs and into the dark closet whero he kept
his bottle, nnd, pouring some fluid ou a
sponge, he rubbed his bead energetically.
Hy some mistake tho Colonel got hold of the
wrong bottle, and tlio substance with which
he inundated his scalp was not "vigor," but
the black varnish with which Mrs. Bangs
decorated her shoes. However,- Bangs did
not perceive his mistake, but darted down
stairs, put ou his hat, and waited off to tho
court room. It was a very cold morning,
and by tho time the Colouel reached his des
tination tho varnish was as stilT as a stone,
his hat glued fast to the skin, nnd his efforts
to take it off gave him frightful pain. Just
then ho heard his name called by the crier.
Ho was wild with apprehension of coining
trouble, but he took bis scat in the jury box
and determined to explain tho situation to
the court at tlio earliest possiblo moment.
Presently the clerk screamed : "Hats olf in
court !" The Colonel grew crimson in tho
face. "Hats ofl'l" yelled the clerk again;
and tho Colonel was about to reply, when
tho Judge came in, and, as his eye rested on
Hangs, ho said : "Persons in the court room
must remove their hats."
Hangs May it please your Honor, I kept
my hat on because
Judge Well, slr,you must take itofTnow.
Hangs Hut I say I kept it on because I
Judge Wo don't want nny argument up
on tlio subject, sir. Itcmovo that hat this
moment, sir.
Hangs Judge, if you would only givo mo
a chance to
Judge This Is intolerable ! Do you mean
to insult the court, sir? Tako off your hat,
sir, or I will fine you for contempt.
Hangs Well, it's very hard I can't say a
word by way of ex
Judgo (warmly) This is too much 1 You
havo more audacity than a mule. Mr. Clerk,
fiuo that man $501
Hangs Judge,thls is rough on me. I
Judgo (in a furious rago) Won't do it
yet. Why, you impudent scoundrel, I've a
notion to Mr. Clerk, fino him $100 more,
and, Mr. Jones, you go and tako off that hat
by forco.
Then tho Upshift approached Hangs, and
hit the hat with tlio stick. It didn't move.
Thru ho struck it ugaiu and caved in tho
crown but it remained ou llangs's head.
Then he picked up n volume of "Urown on
F-vidcucc," and mashed tho crown in flat.
Then Hangs sprang at htm, and shaking bis
fist under tho noso of Jones, he shrieked :
"You mutton-headed scullion ! I've half a
notion to kill ! If that jackass ou the bench
had any sense ho could sec that tho hat in
glued fust. I can't take It off if I wanted
to." Then tho Judge removed the fines and
excused him, and Jiangs went home. Ho
slept in that hut for a week, and even when
it eaino olf tho the top of Ids head looked as
black us if mortification had set lu.
"Steam is a great thing," remarked a trav
eler in a railroad car to his rit-a-vh.
"So it is," wns tho reply ; "I owp my for
tuno to it."
"Monsicuro is manage of a company?"
"No,".
"An englncrr, peilwps."
No, I havo lost a number of relatives hy
railroad accident."
See that yourself xtiul Democrat
ic neighbor are assessed before the
7th day of Sejlembcr.
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