Humorous.
Col. Vest wants to bo Governor of Miss
ouri, l'ull down your vest Missouri I
"A restaurant for laiHes nnd oysters onon
i .it i .. .1 . .. .
, - w v.... uvugu
In Virginia City.
Tllo recent froit tilled off tlm rnllf! rrrm
in Georgia. Thoro will bo no cucumbers.
A'. '. Herald.
Wliy nro cents separated from dollars bv
a point? To makosctisd of course. Don't
you seo the point? Dunbury Xewi,
x It is the wlfo who lias tho making of a
man's homo, says an exchange. True, and
now and then sho makes his wigwam,
ton.
An Indian chief Is named Step Twomllcn:
but we do not believe it. Jlochcttcr Dem
ourat. You don't ? Why the country is full
of step fathers.
Inebriated gentleman who has fallen
down stairs to another who offers to help
him up: "Wharzetiso, slabberin round a
fella? I allm como down stairs that way I"
Heaven, according to tho Idea of a Ver
mont clergyman, is 125,000,000 miles from
the earth, and Blobbs stopped being good at
eight o'clock in tho morning. Ho Bays It's
too far off.
Prof. Riley says that the crasshonners
roll the farmers of &50.000.000 n. vir Hut
their 111-gottcu gtins do tliem no good, for
wo constantly hear of grasshopper Miller
crs.
A negro was scalded to death from a boi
ler explosion lu New Orleans last week,
and on his tombstone they chiselled deeply,
"Sacred to the memory of our, steamed
iriond."
An old Scotch lady gave a pointed reply
to a minister who knew ho had offended her
and expressed sUrpriso that she should como
to hear him preach. Sho said, "My quar
rel's wi' you, mon ; it's no wi' the Gospel."
. i
Young ladles who expect callers should,
look out who they send to tho door. A Sa
vannah belle didn't look out and her Will
iam concluded to take the servant girl In
stead of the belle.
An Illinois farmer's wife "declares to
imtu ueeu wriweu uuoui egg-iaying,
,a bit better tlmn thpv mivl 9fv vmm
j JV JV.O OfcV.
Tho Britith Medical Journal savs that ner-
sons with light-colored eyes make the most
successful shot', both with tho billiard cue
and the rifle. But you couldn't expect a
man to do well with a black eye.
Tho following advertisement lately appear
ed in an English newspaper : "'A pianoforte
to bo sold, genuine Broadwood, by a lady
about to leave England iu a rosewood case
on mahogany casters."
"Menu," we learn from the accomplished
scholar, of the Pittsburg Commercial, "is
Latin for fodder," It is a wise child that
knows his own fodder in these foreign dress
ings. Rochester Express.
Hero Js tho model verdict of a coroner's
jury : "Wo do believe, after duo Inquiries,
and according to our best knowledge,. that
MUlO.not know how, when, and where said
infaut came to its death."
A St. Louis man who fell from a fourth
story window, says it seemed fully fifteen
minutes before ho struck tho ground, and
among other things he remembered of lend
ing bis brother-in-law twenty-one dollars
without any security. Detroit Free Press.
A young minister, somewhat distinguished
for self-conceit, having failed disastrously
before a crowded audience, was thus address
ed by an aged bi other If you had gone in
to that pulpit, feeling as you now do on
coming out of that pulpit you would have
felton coming outof that pulpit as you did
when you went up into that pulpit.
Mr Buckle states that human naturo has
fTi u nrrArl vnr-f little in llin ln.. 4 L. - ,.
tat... '. .
ua years, but we do not remember any
W ifa mi n Itnmnn KAnQtnr tromr anntm
n I.LYWm fiP n l'fvlif i1anA.lt .f .......
der on the left shoulder of his toga on the
ground that he had been playing checkers
in a grist mill. Norwich Bulletin.
A vount; husband in Little Falls. N. Y
planned to scare his wife, with whom ho
had quarrelled. He went into the wood
shed, fired off a guu, arranged himself on
the ground as a bogus corpse, and waited for
nr to come out and faint at sight of him.'
Sho didn't come, however, and ho was com
pclled to sneak into the house and hear her
eay, "i didn't scare worth a cent, did I?"
Four burglars stole $1,200 of a widow it
Oakland, Cal., tho other night and her son
in-law shot two of them, captured tho third
and recovered all tho inoncv. When asked
why he treated his mother-in-law in that
way, he excused himself by sayingthat "the
old women was rather weakly, and ho
thought the money had better remain in the
lamlly."
The New York Mail says that many of
the brown stockings worn by ladles are so
poisonous as to endanger life. Those who
wear them assume an unlovely yellow color.
You've got your cue now, dear reader.
When you see a lady friend assumes an un
lovely color, you sboulel pull her stockings
right off, and light out for a stomach pump.
Danbury News,
"Pa, arc you In favor of the Biblo in pub.
He schools?" asked a West Side youngster
at the breakfast table the other morning.
"Why, of course, I am," responded his fa
ther, pleased that such an important subject
should eugngo the attention of his youthful
offsprlrfg. "What makes you ask such a
question, my ton ?" "O, nothing," rejoined
young hopeful, ''only I thought may bo you
wasn't, as you never havo had ono at home."
The urchin dodged, but he wasn't quick
enough,
"Pull Down Your Vj'.&t." "You keep
vests, my frent?" said a Dutchman, enter
ing a clothing store, the other day. Tho
clerk promptly averred that the store was
crammed with them. "I vant a vest," said
the Teuton, "vat don't rise up on its hint
legs mit the neck, I bought one In Syra
cuse not long ago mit a dwo dollar bill, and
by Shimminy, I don't notice dot myself, but
everywhere I go tbo boys gry out mit der
streets ; Yucob 1 vy in der uame of der
board of elrustees, don't you pull down your
vest down ?" and by tarn I have pulled dot
vest more'n dree dousand dimes, till I wore
all the plndlngs off mit der buttons." The
clerk explained the joke and sold hlui a vest
ODd the old mau went out with the excla
mation: "Py Shimminy, I don't hear
fcoiuetings about dat over in Bhoruuny ho
Sun,"fftutafild Union.
Agricultural.
Clovtr Seed.
There Is at least one prodnct of tbo farm
with which the market is not overstocked,
and that Is clovetseed. At this writing good
seed command, in bulk, from nine to ten
dollars per bushel. Happy tho man who
has It to sell. Ono who writes us say that ho
has just disposed of his crop from eleven
acres for tho sum of four hundred dollars.
Wo venturo to say that man Is pretty well
convinced that "farming pays." But unfor
tunately, very few havo seed to sell, and ma
ny still more unforturato, havo It to buy,
and dlro are tho complaints of this class.
It is said that clover seed is in tho hands of
a few dealers, who are making n "corner,"
rtinnlvg up tho prlco to oxtortiouato figures,
etc. This is all nonsense. Thcro Is not
enough of it iu tho market to make a re
spcctablo corner. Dealers havo to keep a
sharp lookout to obtain enough to supply
customers, and at this writing the market Is
almost bare at this point.
We have never advised farmers to ralso
clover seed for market, but we have frequent
ly urged them to ralso enough for their own
use. Ordinarily, ovcry man can do this.
We know that last season was an exception
al one, and the crop was a fail nro over a
largo extent of country. But this contin
gency should havo been provided for from
the crop of the previous year. Some farm
ers always keep a supply of Bccds, of nil
kinds they cultivate, a year ahead. Tho
practice Is to bo commended. It provides
against tho accidents of the seasons, and
gives a senso of security that alono Is worth
more than the money represented by tho
small amount of seed lying Idle.
The advantago of having seed docs not
consist in saving the purchase money, simply
though that is no small Item now. A great
er advantago is that it is sown with a more
liberal hand when thero is plenty of it to
be had without buying. We have no doubt
that a great deal of land that ought to be
sown iu clover this spring will go without
or get but a scant supply. This should not
be the case. It will pay better to buy seed
than to miss the clover crop.
But whatever you.do, sow enough on land
you do seed, if you havo to let some go with
out. Wo would rather, havo ono aero well
seeded than tivo half seeded. It Is not too
late yet to do this work. Scratch the field
with n light harrow first. It will not hurt
the wheat. When the clover appears give
it a dressing of plaster, and it will como out
all right. lYaclical Farmer.
Be Sociable with Your Cattle.
Said a farmer to mo last spring: "When
we were drawing out manure, I let tho boys
drive to tho lot, and I stayed in the yard,
because I could put on better loads. And
tho cows commenced to give more milk rhht
ofT." Now this man is an nctive, industrious,
intelligent, experienced farmer, and yet,
when he is piling manure in tho yards, his
cows give a. perceptible increase in their
milk. Why? Ono of hh handsome grade
short-horns, that ho is so proud of, seeing
him around, goes up to him and says as
plain as a cow can say, "Qivo me a lock of
hay,"and ho gives it to her. Another says,
'Mr. Stevens, don't you think that rack
wnnts a cleaning out?" and on looking he
finds to his surprise that thero is a lot of dirt
and wet hay seed and rubbish at the bottom.
He scrapes it all out and rubs it clean with
some straw, and as soon as his load is filled,
and while he is waiting for tho next wagon
he gets a little feed, and puts In tho rack,
and the cows eat it and feel grateful. Be
tween the next loads he takes the currycomb
and brush and gives one of tho cows a good
cleaning. The other cows come around him.
He is a gentleman, and his presence has a"
soothing effect. They chew the cud of con
tentment and peace. As ho goes past the
pump, he asks the cows whether they want
a little fresh water. They had not thought
about it, but they drank a little to please
him. And ho goes on all day. No wonder
the cows give morerailkat night. American
Agriculturist.
Poultry Profits.
The following article from the Poultry
JJecorci will bo read with interest by fowl
fanciers and practical farmers: "Poultrv
breeding has now come to be regarded as
important a branch of farm industry as the
raising of swino and sheep. In one sense it
is more important, in that it is not every
farmer who can keep sheep or swine to ad
vantage, hut every one who rents or owns
a plot of land, if only tho sir.e of a city lot,
can keep a few head of poultry with both
pleasure and profit. When taken into con
sideration the vast number of eggs consum
ed In the United States the city of New
York alone using during the year 187a up
wards of 340,000,000, costing at wholcsalo
$0,202,000 and when we noto the immense
number of tons of poultry Bold in all largo
cities of the Union, wecannotcall tho poul
try business ono of minor importance! Yet
it is but a few years since the name of poul
try seemed to convey the Idea of insignifi
cance. Now, however, the proprietors of
largo stock farms havo their flocks of pure
bred fowls, which get their share of atten
tlon aud study as well as tho horned cattle
and hordes ; and the net income from n well
managed poultry yard is no small addition
to farm receipts.
Hugs Want Sulphur.
Whether hogs require sulphur as nn CS'
senlial to health, or whether it is sought by
them us a condiment, may not bo discover
ed. Hut one thing is true, they devour it
with greed whenever it Is to be found. It
is fur this purpose probably that they can
eat large quantities of soft coul, which con
tains a large amount of sulphur. Perhaps
this is ttie most economical method of tup
plying hogs with sulphur during whiter,
when they require a great deal of carbon
Hut in summer it is best to feed it to them
In substances which contains less carbon, on
account of their producing less beat. Mus
tard is one of the best things for this purpose
and some of it should be sown in every pas
ture into which hogs are turned. If hogs
are kept in, or are iu small yards, it is well
to bupply them with the wild mustnrd that
grows in tho fields or highway, or to culti
vate some of the better varieties lor them.
Tbey will eat its leaves, Its flowers, seeds
and stalks.
Food for Young Chickens,
They want no food for many hours after
they are hatched, as they are then digesting
the yolk of tho rgg, which constitutes their
first food, and acquiring strength to run
about. When they begin to pick they
should be fed with soft food aud very small
grain. Unquestionably tho best soft food Is
an egg beaten up with a tablespoon of milk
and heated in un oven or by tbo side of a
Are until it sets into a soft custard. Chick'
ens fed or partially fed on this make won
derful progress. If they are to make large
fowls, they must be fed before daylight ; if,
as is often the cose, they are left hungry
three hours in the morning, they are often
stunted In their growth, They must be fed
the first thing, and, while they are young.
every two or three hours during the day,
THE COLUMBIAN AND
Groat Reduction .inPrico !
Ufeat Boduotion in Prico
Groat Boduotion in Pr co I
Think of it I BnHft
Think of it 3W0PJ
TWnlr of it Think of it
. BAUGH'S
RAW ymff BONE
SUPERPHOSPHATE,
Mado from Itaw or tJnburocd Animal Bones,
CHEAP FOB CASH.
Wo are now sclltntr our Kaw Bono Supor-rhos-phato
at tho following
GUAItANTUCD ANAIrSIB.
Ammonia .... From a to 4 per cent.
soluble ana rreclpttatod
rnosphorlo Acid, From 9 to It per csnt.
Fhosshate ot time, rendered ,
soluablo, From SO to U per cent.
At NET cash vrholesalo prices to Farmers and
rianters, F. o. 11. In Philadelphia, at the following
I.OIV PRICES!
lo-l Tons and over, - $33 per ton, S,000 lbs.
73
5' I
10 99 i ons, ; :: :
HI " to 49
it it ii .1
10 " to 29 "
1 " to 10 "
41 " "
43 " "
BAUGH'S
GllOUJSD RAW BONES,
SSrQuarantced l'ure.-VBa
At the following CAsn Frtcos.
100 Tons and over, f34 tO
so to M Tons 85 to
HO U) 40 " SS 01)
10 to 21) " 81 00
1 " to ' 38 00
This bone Is ground pure ! Is not steamed or baked,
and Uio B0U4 bune has not been selected from It fur
carbonizing purposes.
Farmers uio ronueated to give their orders to the
dealer early, andlt they cannot get Baugli's (stan
dard Fertilizers lrom dealers, they wui b supplied
by us direct.
BONE MEAL.
GST WABB A NTED I'UHE.nSa
F. O. B. in Philadelphia at the following Low cash
rmcEi.
100 Tons and o cr, 00 per Ton, 2,000 lbs.
-5 to ua Tons, mi oj " "
6 0 " to 14 40 oj " " " "
SO " 10 43 " 41 01 " " " "
10 ' to,2S " 43 00 " ' "
I ii to 10 " 43 P3 " " " "
PHILADELPHIA
Ground Bones,
In l!ag, on Board Cars at Work,
At tho following C4.su Trices:
1 0 Tons and over, J30 mperTon.
to to no 'lous 81 00 "
3J " t04J ' S2 0I " '
I'l " Uli9 " S3 10 " '
1 " to a " 31 uo "
doductlon ot tl per ton tromabou prices.
Persons desiring lotako advantago ot the abovo
low prices should sand lu their order j at cuce.
No.l
FINE BONE DUST
UUAKAATUUU AfVALiWSsIh:
Ammonia - from 2 to 4 per cent,
i-noapuoilc Acid u to 17
liuuu 1 iiuiinuc Ul UU1U wow..
Tiiio niiivia Is irround Terr fine, and Is noted tor Its
quick action, uud can bo bought ui the following re
duced prices, free on board ctsels at our 1'hlUdeI
pnlu W orks :
100 Tons and orer, 30 per Ton, j.oooios.
oo " towions oi
SO " 10 49 " S3 " " " "
10 " t0 2'J "
.1 " to " U4, " " " "
ftSS-N. B. One Dollar per Ton additional
on abovo prices if shipped from Baltimore.
1! A U (i 11 & S 0 S S,
11 A I! (ill ii SONS,
B A 11 G II & S 0 N S,
20 South Delaware Ave., Philadelphia.
20 Soutli Delaware Ave., Philadelphia.
20 South Delaware Ave., Philadelphia.
103 South Street, Baltimore.
1U3 South Street, Baltimore.
103 South Strtet, Baltimore.
Feb. 4-lht.
CALIFORNIA.
THE CHICAGO & KOItTII-Wr.STCRS RAILWAY
Embraces under one management the Great Trunk
lt.-itl.mv Lines of the UE.-S1 uud MJKllI-WKST.uml.
with Its numerous branches und connections, tunns
the fcborte&t and quickest routo between Lhlcugu
und all points In Illinois, Uipcunsin, 'ohtuekn
JlIClIlUAN, jHlKftltBUTA) JUtVA, ,lSB" WUlllvlulll
and the Western Territories. Its
Omnbn and California Line
Is the shortest and beat route for all points in north
ern Illinois, lonu, Dakota, Kebra&ka, Wjomlog,
Colorado. evoda. Utah. California, uieeon. China.
Japan and AustialU. Its
Chicago, Mudittou &. St. Paul Line
Is the short line tor Northern Wisconsin and Minne
sota, und for MdUlson, BU l'aul, Minneapolis, Dulutu,
aud all points In tho great Uorth-w est. Its
Winona and St. I'ctcr Lino
Is the only routo for Wtnonn, Itochestor, Owatonna,
Mankato, St. l'eter, Now Ulm, and all points lu
toulhern and central Minnesota. Its
Green Itay and Marquette 1.1 tie
Is tho only lino for JancsvlUc. Watertown, Fond I)u
Luc, oshkosh, Appleton, Ureen Day, Escanaba, Ne
gaunee, Marquette, Houghton, Hancock and the
Lakn superior country, us
Frcepoi-t mid Dubuque Line
Is the onlv route for niEln. Rockford, Frceport. and
au poit is via r reeiwi i iu.
Chicago and IUilivnuli.ee Lino
Is the old Lake Shorn Route, and Is tho O'ly ono
passing turougu Kvunsiun, uim roiesi, iiiKiur
l'ark, waukegau, Uaclne, KtnoahaW Milwaukee.
I'ulliiian I'a'aco Curs
nro run nn nil throucrh trains of thl3 rood.
This Is tho ONLY LINK runniuif theso cars be
tween Chicago and Bt. l'aul.chlcago and Milwaukee,
or Chicago und Winona.
sleepers on the Union 1'acltlo Railroad lor all points
webi or me Missouri river,
on tho arrival of tho trains from the ca&t or south,
tho trains oi the unicago a ?orui-i c&ieru itauwuy
lpjvn Chien uo as follows :
Foil Council liLcrrs, iimaua and Cauiounii, Two
through trains uany, lviin ruuinun paiaeo Drawing
room and kleenlui: curs through to Council mints.
Foil m 1'Aoi, and Minneapolis, tvri through trains
dally, wunruinnan paiaco cars uuacueu iu uoui
trains.
For CIreen !HV ANit Lake ktekiok, two trains
uany, with rmuuan paiacu cars uuacneu. una run
ning through to Marmiette.
I'on Mii.wACkKX. foTir throuirh trains da'ly. I'ull.
man cars un night trains, parlor chair curs on day
trains.
Foh Hfakta and Winona and points la Mtnnosota,
one through train dally, with VulUnaii sieepersto
Winona.
For DcsrQUE, via Frecport, two through trains
dally, with l'ullman cars on night trains.
Foh Di'utiQci and La cucmk, via Clinton, two
through trains dally, with Pullman cars ou night
iraui iv xnturegur, lun u.
Fok Hioux Citt and Yaniton, two trains dally,l'ull.
man cars to Missouri Valley Junction.
fok Lake Geneva, four trains dally,
FOIl ItOCKIORU. bTtnUNO. KENOSHA. JANE9VII.I.E.
and other polnts,you can have from two to tin trains
dally.
New York office, No 41s Broadway; Uceton office,
uowiCDiirc,, 1'iuiuiu vuiv.imiuuumu ruvcb,
San Francisco office, ill Montgomery Htreet: Chica
go ticket orates i CJ Clark street, under bherinan
House; corner Canal and .Madlbon Streets; Klntle
Htreet depot, corner W. Klnile and Canal streets;
Wells Mnct denct. corner Wells and Klnzlo Ktrccls.
For rates or Information not attainable from your
nome uckti ageum, uppu iu
w. II. Stennett. Marvin HcaniTr.
lieu. rass. Ag t, Chicago. Ucn. bup'l.cidcago
Feb. 4,iS-ly
LOUIS BERNHARD,
Dealer In
nr.aiiv WATCHES, CLOCKS,
Silverware, Wutclies nnd Jewelry
llLOOMHUimU, FA.
Ladles' and Gentlemen's Gold and Ellur Watches,
of American and Foreign manufacture.
Silver and Plated Ware, Clocks,
FINE JKWKLltY, AO., &0.
REPAIRING AND ENGRAVING
Promptly Executed,
oct-ao-ly
BUSINESS CARDS.
VlHITINOCAIIliS,
LOTTKll I1KADS,
I1ILL IIKADH,
ltwTnas. to., to..
Neatly mid Cheaply printed at tho L'OLUii
man umce.
DEMOCRAT, BLOOMSBURG, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA.
EW STOCK OV CLOT1IINC..
AUD
Gentlemen's Droiia Goods.
DAVID LOWKllKUa
Invites attention to his large nnd elegant stock ot
:iieap and Fashionable Clothing,
athlsstoroon!
MAIN HTREET, IN T1IR NEW BLOCK,
liLooMsnuna, pa.,
where ho hss Just received from New York and Phil
adelphia a full assortment ot
MEN'S AND BOYS' CLOTHING,
Including tho most fashionable durable and
nunosom
DRESS GOODS,
CONSISTING OF
1JOX
SACK,
FKOCtC,
GUM
AND OIL CLOTH,
COATS AND PANTS,
OF ALL SORTS SIZES AND COLORS,
ne has also replenished his already lsrgo stock of.
CLOTHS AND CASS1MKKLS,
i
FIHUUED
ANDJl'LAIN VESTS,
STRII'LD,
CRAVATS
SOCKS)
COLLARS,
IIANOKEUCHIEFS,
GLOVES,
SUSPENDERS,
AND
fa'ncy' articles.
m
He has constantly on hand a large and well select
ed assortment ot
Cloths and Veatinga,
which he Is prepared to make to order Into any kind
ot clothing, on very short notice, and In tho best
manner. AU his clothing Is made to wear and most
ot it la of homo manufacture
GOLD WATCHES AND JEWELRY,
OF EVERY DESCRIPTION, FINE AND CHEAP.
HIS CASE OF JEWELRY IS NOT SURPASSED IN
THIS PLACE.
CALL AND EXAMINE HIS GENERAL ASSORT
MENT OF
Clothing, Watches, Jew
ry, &c.
DAVID LOWENBKKG.
July l.TS-tf.
COUNTER,FLATF0RM WAGON 8JRfCK
tiS" AGENTS WANTED-SNd
JitHU fUl I'IICE LIST
MARVIN SAFE 85SCALE CO.
'265 BROADWAY N.Y.
121 CHESTNUT ST. PHILA.PA.
108 BAN K ST. CLEVE.O.
Jlurch 31, T6.-ly.
V1IEI1E TO ADVERTISE.
A. T. Flew art rajs lite test nrtTt rtlring mediums
he las ever found ''are the old established organs of
tho two political routes, at the fcvtral county seats
throughout the Union." "These," ho esjs "reach
every family of the least account In their several
counties, nnd are more carefully read than any other
class of Jonrnals." If lr. t'tewnrt'B Judgment Is of
alue, there Is no dllllculty In deciding which popir
it Is for the Interest if bucluus men to ndveitlse In
ThofoLcsiEu Deuochat, upon vthlclitbut paper Is
partially founded, uasistablUdird luisst, and tho
Coumhan now enjojs a vilcler circulation and
greater 1 rosperlty than It ivtrdld. It tc(sv((l.
liitotwo the wand families In Coluiulla and ad
Joining counties, nnd by mobtot them Is reud from
th tlist to tboloH line. Ills thntnly ucognlsed
CAiuincntof nearly five ilKiuisnndlHu-.ocratlovottrs
In tho county. It gives ndviitlfccinrnts a lusty dis
play, that makes them attractive to Its patrons, thus
ei.Burlng greater cdtnlnty that they will irse
them. While Us circulation is undoubtedly much the
larett In the county, tho ndmtlslng rates of tho
Colcmman are no higher than those of cither papers
with barely half e nd Beveral not one-fourth the num.
ber of subscribers. Facts like these Bpeak for them
sel es. No shrewd business man will neglect to ln
fc(rt bis iidertuemint8 In ice Columbian tf
THE TRIUMPH TRUSS CO.
No. 834 liowery, New York,
TO WHOM WAS AWARDED THE
riti.-niiiui nu:DAii
FOH THE
Best Elastic Truss anfl Supporter
At the great American Institute Fair
s (session Hie)
Ccbs nmniEiN Piiou so to 01 Days, anuOjuh
$1,000 tou a cask Tiusv Cannot Ccbk.
They employ a flrU-class Lady Surgton. Terms
moderate. Cures Guaranteed. The usual discounts
to Patrons of Husbandry. Kxumlnallous Free,
orders nucd by u all. bend ten ci nts for Descrlptlxi
Hook.to Dr.C. V. II. 1I1H1N11AM,
Jlar. 4, H.-ly. General Superintendent,
The Wall Street Indicator.
THIS WEEK'S ISSUE SENT FJIEE.
Contains Pictorial Illustrations of Dulls and Hears.
Also, full and complete) Instruction how to irate
lu s tricks uud htock I'rUlliL-cK, Capital hits und
suggestions. Also, a list ot Valuable Premiums to
Clubs. "Send for It."
liCCKYYALTKlt lc Co.. iianlcers and Hrokers,
l. I). Box 317. 10 WuU bl., New York City.
Mar. 81, 'ia.-ly '
TJOTEL TO LEASE,
"rjio Dotello Orangevllle, eilumbla county, Pa.,
known aslhe Jacob Good stand, now orcuilMby
John Snyder.ls lo be let tor the ear U glnntiig April
List. Apply to H. lCNOKlt,
Att'y-sWaw,
Jan T.tt-U. iJlootiAiburg, JX
plUi
GRANO 0PENI1MG I
ELIAS MENDENHALL
HAVING resumed tlio business of Merclian
discing at his Old Storo, on
MAIN STIIEET, ULOOMSIJUHG,
miar ma routs hotel,
Desires to call tin attention of his Friends and the
Public generally.o bis
NEW, FULL AND VARIED
STOCK OP GOODS,
JUST OPENED,
And solicits a share ot publlo patronsgo
HIS STOCK CONSISTS OF
DRY GOODS,
GROCERIES,
QUEF.NSWARB,
WOODEN WARE,
WILLOWWARE,
DOOTS & snoEs,
HARDWARE,
FLOUR AND FEED
In connection with hts stoek ot lltrcnandlso ho
ronswntly keeps on hand In his yard.
A FULL STOCK OF
Dressed ana Undressed Mer,
AND SHINGLES OF HIS MANUFACTUltE.
Bill Lumber made a speciality.
CALL AND SEE.
Oct.S.lWI-tf.
Bx.oonvcsBXJK.ca-
MAllBLE WOHKS.
T. L. GUNTON, Proprietor,
MAIN STREET, BELOW MARKET.
Manufacturer of and Healer in all Unda of
MONUMENTAL MARBLE WOBKS
We use tho best AMERICAN and ITALIAN Marble.
He has on hand and furnishes to order
MONUMENTS,
TOMIiS.
HEADSTONES,
UUNS, VASES, &c.
Every variety ot Marblo cuttlnc neatly executed at
tho lowest market prices.
A long precilcalexperlence and personal attention
to business makes the proprietor confident of gMng
satisfaction. All orders by mall promptly attended
to. P. O. box sot.
t&f2. 11. ll ork dehicrcd free of chargc."&i.
Aug. 21, '74-ly. T. L. GUNTON, IToprletor.
A1NWKIGUT & CO.,
WHOLESALE GROCERS,
N. E. Corner Second and Arch Streeis,
rHILADELrniA,
Dealers in
TEAS, SYRUPS, COFFEE, SUGAR, MOLASSES
kick, snczs, niCAKB soda, kc, tc.
reorders will receive prompt attention.
st.T-tf
HOLLINS & HOLMES
No. 17 Centre Stro?i.
Plnrate Gas and Steam Fitters
i MANUFACTURERS OF
J? I ZST "W ARE,
GALVANIZED IRON CORNICE,
WINDOW CAPS,
AWNINGS,
Wire Trellii-es, Sic. Dealers iu Stoves, Rang
es, Furnaces, Daltimoro Heaters, Low Down
Grates, Mantels, l'UMI'S, Weather Strips,
&c. Also
GAS FIXTURES
or tho latest design. Special attention paid to re
pnlrtng Selng Maehlnf-s of every description. Scales,
Locks, I'elJ llonglnt', Key Httlng, c. Private Itetl
dences Heated bystcuiunt a small cobt above Rot
Air. Feb. M.li-lf.
ManW: HOW Lest, How Eeted!
'mlStLj, rulierwell's rrlrbiati'il Kssay rn (ho
iuuiiuii.uii;iivuiiiiub iinuiciuc; 1.1 r 1 1'
iriatonhaie ci Kemlnal weakness. lnol
l.nrril-v Vfmtnnl Ir.kRH. ImniMpitrv. me ntn) flml nlii.t.
cal lucuraclty, Imfiedtnuntsto moirlnti', etc; uW,
euuft 'iiijjini, emit pay iiihi juii, inuue e'i uyseii-muui'
gemu or feiuiil ejiiriiviiKoiire, xe
EPrlce, In a seultel cnif lore, e nly fix rents.
'III. . t(irntr.l null . i In Ihlu mlmlrn I.Ia oatnv
rlearlv elen tuMroto. from n thirty jruiiucrtenul
practice, ihut il. ale rmlng eonseciuer.ces of self
sbun) may bo radlcolly ccntdflllhoiitlhednngerous
usoof In'enml ineellcliio or tho applleutlcn of tho
Atiiiu, )uiuuijk uub u inuiie ui curu ue uiicc Miupie,
certain and cUee-luul. bv means or which tien'Mif.
ferer nomalier what his rondlllen may be.moy
euro himM'U cheaply, prnately und nidleally.
tri his Ieturo should be In the hands of every
jvuiii uuu vitijr iuuu ui lue juiiu.
Sent under teul.lu a plain envelope, to any ad
dress, on reei lpt of tli cents or to postage bteuniw.
Address tho l ublUhei s,
F. BRUGMAN ; fon.
41 Ann St., New York; P. O. llox 43&S.
S. M. P. Jan 21-3M.
U0
REGISTERED TRADE-MARK.
AM3I0NIATK1) SUI'EU rilOSPHATfi.
circulars nnd analysis mailed free on application.
For sulo by DealerB gene rally, ond by tho Importers
uuoM unutucturers,
JOi-IAlI J.ALS-I A'M MIJ,
No. 4, South Delaware Ave,, riillnilelihla
THIS I'ArEB is ox 1 ll.l! with
ROW ELL & HESMAN
. Advertising V- Agents,
THtflP & CHESTNUT 6T8., 0T. LOUIS, MO
T AST NOTICE,
firhons Indebted to II. L. Dleffenbach for
or sutwcrlnilon to tho Comtobian are hereby notltlei
that bis books have for bsvera months lumt been In
Urn hands of tho undersigned for collection, and
that bHUcii.tnt ot the boinu must bo nrompUy made.
It It, OltVIS.
Varch 11-tf.
GlTV
NEW GOODS !
A HEAVY STOCK,
Cheaper than Ever!
S. II, MILLER & SON
JInvo Just Received
the largest and best supply ol
CHEAP AND FASHIONABLE
DRY GOODS,
They havo over ottered to their friends and cus
tomers. (jloths, Ossimores, and Satinotts
for 5IEN3 WEAK,
Cloths, Alapacas, Merinos,
for LADIES' WEAK,
CALICOES, MUSLINS, CAilUKICS,
and every variety of Dry GooJs desireel,
STOCK OF
Carputa, Mnt3, Ottomans,
CLOSED OUT AT COST
FAMILY GHOCERIES,
iiiduding all the varieties of
COtTEES, TEAS and SUGARS,
COUNTRY PRODUCE,
anil a general supply of articles useful for the
table always on band.
CALL AND SEE.
Country produce of all kinds taken in ex
change for goods nt cash prices.
OCt.S0,'I4lf
Important
TO
Gardeners
.AND
Agriculturists !
"EJII'EKOIl WILLIAM" CABBAGE.
The best, largest and most profitable variety of
winter cabbage known in Europe, and imported to
this counlrj exclusively bv us last spilnir, litre,
v Ith the- most ordinary cultivation, It Uouilhes as
tonishingly, attaining on cnormmii size and selling
In the market at prices moM grudging to tl epro
ducei. in transplanting, great care should betaken
to give sufficient space for giowth. holld heads, the
slzoof tho mouth or a Hour barrel. Is the averago
run ui 1111s tnoicu taneiy. unu package 01 inobecil
sent postpuldon receipt of mi cents. Three pack
ages to ono uduicss. tl.ut). To agents $3 per dozen
uud three cent stumps.
WWltll each nackacro nf Reed vn Rnnd ft RurA
remedy against the ravngeBof tho csbbuto llyor
other pest, on oung and tender plants.
MAMMOTH GOL1AII INDIAN CORN.
Vo..plsnted lost sprlnz on Irnir IMnnd. a small
eiuanuly (hlch wo oblulned with great dinicultjiuf
this glganttc and as jet very rare variety nf Indian
corn, in f-epiember, by actual mcasuiemcnLalaree
majority of tho stalks stood from 12 to 10 feet In
ucigni., nnu nun glowing, witu irom 2 to 5 enormous
uuisor coin glowing on almost e cry stalk.
Tho ) leld w as at liio into of 2to bus-hels of ear corn
per acre. v bile the fodder crop as Immense and of
line quality.
We could have sold tho entire crop for a big prlco
to a Now York seedsman, but declined to do so, pre
ferring to keep tbo crop for tho accommodation if
oui numerous country patrons, ho will Und It
to their lnlerei-ls to secure at least a small helealou
of thwrure variety for tho coming spring planting.
Live agriculturists, who bellevo In "n.oiuiii!iO"wlih
a small l'LOi'oit (.univalent aio poor things, both
was s between the rows w 111 bo astounded by the re
sult. Wo w 111 send by mall to any addrets 1 package
n receipt ot 5 1 cents and s three cent stamps, or s
nckages on receipt of ft and 4 three cent s'ainps.
raroursunnlv is limited. Parties di-sirinv tns..
ure either ot the abovo raro seeds should not uelay.
..nl nvrfapu A1lu..nrl oaI.... ....... . . ..
ft iid to irermlnate. No roods Kent el. ii. i. e:iu.h
ibi accompany oil oruers. Fur either of above
u;eis auuress
FELIX CLAIiE & CO.,
FoblS-m. Hi East 113th St., N. V
SILVER SLATED WAHE,
Eloctro-Phted Table Waro,
AND
Ornamental Act Iftfork
IN GREAT VARIETY,
MANUFACTURED BY THE
55 0 li road way, New York
The best Plated Spoons nnd Forks are those Mlver
Plated heaviest on the parts where necebsoilly the
most wear comes, and bearing the Trade J! ark.
1847 ROGERS BROTHERS XII.
X. n.- This great Improvement In Sllver-Plated
Ppoons and Forks Is applied allko to each grade ot
Plate, A 1, s and 12 oz., as ordered. The Process and
Machinery for manufacturing theso goods are Pat
ented. 1 he Extra or "Standard Plate" made by this
Company Is stamped A 1, simply, and Is plated 20
per cent, heavier than the ordinary market stand
ard. tJT-Flrst rremlums awarded nt all Fairs where
cihlblted, frem World's Fuir ot 16:; to American
Instltuto Fair, 1ST5, lnclushe.
March 10, 18.-801.
Awarded the Highest Medal at Vienna.
E. & H, T. ANTHONY & CO.,
691, Broadway, New York.
(Opp. Metropolitan Hotel.)
JlANVIACTfr.tHS, IUrOltTEBS AND DZAUItS IN
OHROMOS AND FRAMES,
STEREOSCOPES AND VIEWS,
LI1UMS, GRAPIIOSCOI'KS & SUITABLE
Villi its.
PliotoIfaSlierials.
Woaro hcndemnittrs fur eter thine in the way ot
Steroopticons and Magio Lanterns,
liclng Manufacturer of tho
MICRO-FCILNTII'lC LANTERN,
STLKICO.I'ANOI'TICON.
UN 1 VEIISITY STE I! EOI'T ICON ,
ADVEKTISER'SSTERKOI'TICON,
ARTOITICON.
fiCHOOL LANTERN, FAMILY LANTERN
I'KOl'LE'S LANTlvRN,
Each stylo being the best of its class In the morktU
Catalogues of lanterns uud Slides, with directions
for iistnir, bent on application.
Any enterprising man cuu tuako money wltna
jiugio l-uniiu.
BSy-Cut out tins ailvertisemcnt for refer-
Feb. is,i6-im
AN ACIUAI. HVMNEKS lMTnt.7ICN AND
TKI.WlUAl'llIO NSTITUTi
For inform otlou call at Omte.or rend for Con k
ADVBNTfSBS. uneta-1y
THE "MOODY SHIRT."
MADE TO OBDER ONLY.
A I'liUPKOT KIT IIUAUANTEEU.
(lentlemen desiring Milrts will please drop us a lino
and our Acent will lull und L'ut
Agent wiu can una nei iui
o measuremnnt.
Factory No. is Lackuw anna Ave nue.
Addre
1". O. MOODY,
Hcranton, Va.
WarcU 10, 1-ly
i:r;s fok hatching.
BUFF COCHINS ONLY.
From P. W. llcrstlne's noted prize w Inning strain,
tpr l?.
A. H, BIIAIU'LESS.
CaUwlssa, Pa.
Msrch IT, JC-tm.
B
LANK NOTKB,v!lh orwlthout exemntloi
tor sslo M U Oounuuv Othou.
CHEAP
li i I'lrj i
'.I '. ' i ,1' "I
U.,i. ,
JOB
AT THE
COLUMBIAN OFFICE.
Tho Columbian Printing Estab
lishment is amply supplied with
tho necessary Presses, Types and
other material for executing till
kinds of Printing at low rates and
in the most expeditious and satis
factory manner.
CALL AT THE
Columbian Buildim
COURT HOUSE ALLEY,
Bloomsburg, Pa.
When special material is required
it will be promptly obtained.
Books and Pamphlets,
Hand-Bills and Dodgers,
Largo and Small Posters,
Letter and Bill Heads,
Envelopes with Business Cards,
Bussiness, Pie .Nic, "Wedding and
Visiting Cards,
Programmes, Bills of Fure, fcc.
Will all bo supplied and oxcuted
in superior style, at cheap
rales and short notice.
Tho best workmen 'are emplcyed
and tho best material will
always bo furnished,
A liberal share of public patron
age is respectfully solicited.
Blooubbum, June 18.1875.1
nam
RAIL ROAD TIME TABLES
piIILADE
jADEM'IIA AND READING ROAD
ARRANGEMENT Of PASSENGER
TRAINS.
MAT id, ISIS.
TBllitS LKAVK RCrERT AS T0U OWS (smUAY lICirHD
Tor New York, Philadelphia, Heading, rottsvlllo
Tamaqua, Ac., 11,33 n. m
"or Catawlssa, 11,88 u. m. nnd t.eo p. m.
For Wllllamsrort,(i,!9 a. m. and 4,08 p. m.
TBAlNSFOIl BCrrRT I.KAVk AS rOLtOWfl,(8CNPAT EX
Ctl'TED.)
Leave New York, 9,00 a. in.
Lcavo Philadelphia, 0,15 a. in.
Leave Heading, 11,3 1 a. m., I'ottsvllle, 19,10 p. m
andTnmaqua, 1,80 p. m.
I.emo Cat.iwlssn, c,?) a. m. and 4,00 p. in.
Loave tt'illlamspJrt ,fi,si) a. tn. and c,0O p. m.
I'as3cngers ri (1 from New York and 1'lillado 1
plil.igo throu;i uhout change ot cars.
J. E. WOOTTEtf,
Jan.ll, HM-tf. General Superintendent.
1EBN CENTRAL RAILWAY
J COMPANY.
On and after November soth, ISIS, trains will lcavo
SUNBUIIYas follows I
NOUTIIWAIID.
Krlo Mall 5.29 a. m., arrl c Klmlra 11.00 a. m
" Canandalgua, . . 3.CS p. lu
llochcster r,15 "
Niagara M0 "
Itenovo nccommocl.V..'tn 11.10 n. m. rirrlui Mllloms
rtu.ss p.m.
Klmlra Mall 4.1S a. t j., arrive Clmtra 10.20 a. m.
Uuffalo Express I.ls a. In. arrive Uuffulo 8.50 a. m.
fcOUTlIWAUD.
Uuffalo Express 2.60 a. m. arrtvo Itarrlsburg 4.60 a. m
" llaltlmoro s.io "
ElmlraMall 11.15 a.m., nrrlvo llarrlsbuig t.top. m
" Washington 10.su "
" Balllmoroo.so "
" Washington 8.50 "
llarrlsburg accommodation 8.40 p.m. arrive Harris
burg 10.50 p. m.
nrrlvo Baltimore S.S5 a. m
' Washington 0.13 "
Erlo Mall 1!.65 a. m. arrive Harjlsburg s.os a. in.
" llaltlmoro 8.40 "
" Washington lo.in "
All dally ojtcept Sunday.
D. M. BOYD, Jr., eionernl Passenger Agent
A. J. OASSATT, General Manager
PENNSYLVANIA RAIL ROAD.
riillnulih!n & Krie It. It. Division-.
WINTER TIJLC TABLE.
ON anil after SUNDAY, NOV. 21, 1875,
thu trains on thu Philadelphia Krlo Kali
1 iuud Die llon 111 run as follows :
WKSTWAllD.
FAST LINE leaves New York 0 25 a. m
" " " Philadelphia 12.55 p. m
" " " llaltlmoro 1.20 p. in
" " " llurrlnburg 6.00 p. in
" " arr. at vt uiuinspurt s.r p. m
" " Ijx'kll'ien 10.2O p. m
" " " jlellefonto 11 to p. m
EHIE MAIL loaves Now York m
Ihlladelphlo JS,
" " " llaltlmoio 0.00 p m
llarrliburg 4.25 a. m
" " " Wllll.iiiisport 8.:i5u;ln
" " " Lock Haven 0.45 n. m
" " " Henovo 11.05 a. m
" " arr. at Lrie 7.,o p ni
LIMITED MAIL leaves Philadelphia.. 7.20 a. ra
' " " llaltlmoro J.ao a. m
" " " HarrliUurg....lo.45a. m
' " arr. at Wllllatnsnurl. !.sj p. ra
" " " I)ck Haven.... s.ao p. m
" " " licnovo 4.(5 p. m
LOCK HAVEN loaves Philadelphia 8.01a. m
" " " Iiultlmuro s so a. m
" " " llarrlsburg 1.25 p. m
" ' arr. at V llllnmsport r-.a p. m
' " " Lock liavtn I.3up.m
:o:
KASTWAnD.
PIIIL'A EXPKUSS loaves Loek Haven... . (1.40 n.m
" ',' . " Wllllamsport 1.55 a. m
" " Arrives at llarrliburg 1155 a. in
" " " Haltlmore c.15 n. m
" " " l'hllaiieliihla 4.20p.m
" " " New York. T.S5 p. m
DAY EXPHESS leaves Tienovo
" " " Lock lbiveu. .
" " Wllll.imsiiort.
" " arr. at llarrlsburg....
' . " " I'hlladlphla..
" " " New York
" " " Baltlmoro
.. 9.10
m
. 1U..5
11. lu
.11 3V
III
.. .1.00
.. S.20
.. 0 15
.. IMS
p. m
p. m
p. m
p. m
a. m
p. m
p. m
p.m
a. in
a, m
EltlE MAIL leaves Erie ,
" " " Henovo
" " " Lock Haven
" " Wllllamsport
' " arr. at lltrrlbburg
" " " llaltlmoro
" " " rhiladelDhla
" " " New Vork
.11.20
. 8.25
. 0.45
10.55
. 2.30
.. 7.36
7.UIP
a. m
-.10.10
a. m
FAST LINE leaves Wllllamsport.... 12.35 a. m
" arr. at Ilanlsburg a Ma m
" " ' mitlmoro 7,85 a. m
" " " I'hlUilelphla .. 7.S5 a. m
" " " New York 10.25 a. m
Erie Mull West. Limited Mull West, Lock Haven
Accom. West and Duy Kipress East make) close con
nection lit Noi thumberhind Hh L. 1: II. It. l(. trains
for wiikes-liarre and scrunton.
Erie Mull West, Unillcd Moll West nnd rst Lino
Wrst maku closo connection ut Ullilamsiort with
N.c. it. W. trains noith. 1
Eile Mull Eust and West, Limited Mall West, Fast
Line W est und Hay Lipiess tust make closo con
nection ot Lock Haven with H. E. V. it. it. trains.
Erlo Mull East and West connect nt Eilo with
trains on L. s. s M. h It. it. at Corry with o. c. Jt A.
V. ii it. ut LmiKirlum with U. N. . & V, it. it. and at
Driftwood Willi A V. it. It. 1
Parlor Cais Mill run between Philadelphia nnd
W lllluui'porton Limited Mall West, Fust lino West.
I'hlladeHhla EipiibK East and Hay Eatk East,
bleeping tars on ull night trains.
WM. A. IULDWIN,
Dec. K.ls-tf General Hupt.
DELAWARE, LACKAWANNA "aND
WESl'EUN ItAlLltOAD.
11LOOMSI1U1U1 DIVISION.
Tlmc-lablo No. to, Takes effect at 4:S0 A. M
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 23 1M;
NORTH
b'l'ATIONS.
hOUTH
p.m. p.m. a.m
a.m. ji m. p.m
8 05 iu
RUU H 61
7 56 S 49
7 40 3 42
V 4S
9 43
9 U
scran ton
Ik lie v ue
... 'iujlorvlllo...
,. Lackawanna...
... .1'lttt.ton
. Westintston...
... M. joining
.-!allhv
9 88
9 '48
2 20 C H
i 25 C 10
9 53 'A HI
9 31
9 25
9 20
V 13
9 11
9 07
9 05
9 6
b 1.9
li 35
10 Hi 28 0 4i
7 41 3 87
10 (0
7 S3
7 21
7
7 IS
7 15
7 15
B S'i
3 27
3 23
! 46 ON'
10 11 2 f.'l
O 55
1.1 16 V l,R
7 111
S 19
S 17
S 17
S 12
I Pennttt..'.'.'..'.'.
10 20 8 14 7 IS
19 S3 8 17 7 11
M !7 3 111 7 16
10 27 3 17 7 16
Mt'gblOll
Kingston
..I'lj irinuth.luuc.,
....11) mouth ....
Avoiidule
.. . Ntihtleokp
.Huiiiock's . leek.
. -MdcUhlnny.....
.. .Ilkk'sFeiry...
....Bench Haven..
Berwick ....
tlrlur I '....I.
7 17
7 H3 ii 09
10 82 3 '.2 7 S3
10 85 3 27 7 40
10 4(1 a 1.1 1 ji
50
G 53 S 04
S 61
S 4S
8 41
6 54
S I 1
1" 44 3 87 7 53
10 52 S 45 K IK
0 45
C 111
a ;s
c ei9
2f4
i 4 2
281
2 25
S SOI
1 1 1 it. 4 Ull 8 25
8 ID
8 14
8 M
11 11 1 15 8 45
11 23 4 21 S'..'.
11 a I 4 'a mi
C 02
1 .0
6 16 2 13
,11 10 4 87 il
6 Ci
fi is
10
7.5S
...U'llll.Vtf flr...;""
11 '9 4 41 Oil
11 43 4 46 7 IS
11 61 4 65 7 td
II 67 All 7 4U
2 IS
1 M
1 S3
1 44
1 43
1 41
1 23
1 11)
1 15
1 01
p.m.
I 54 Llino ltldge.!!!.'
K 40
5 SI
6 28
5 23
5 20
5 IS
4 55
4 50
4 35
P.m.
rpy
I ...Blouinsburcr
7 85 Huin-ri
7 CO L'utivvvlisu Brldgo.
7 2I..Uuik's Hnltth...
u J
12 07
12 19
12 23
5 18 7 41
5 14 7 51
5 20 8 50
5 68 8 25
6 47 8 411
6 62 8 47
O 10 9 15
T 11! Illnlltu
7 04 ..;;.ihuiasky!";;;
12 SI
U 45.Ku'rthumberland.l:
12 86
12 61
a-m' J'.Jn.P.
p.m. a.m.
Superintendent's omce.ecranion.iitc. To,
GLAZING AND PAPERING,
WM. F. BODINE, Tron Btr.-et Lelovr sec.
klliis ot ' Wooms,'ur . " rrcpaiid to flo af
PAINTINQ,
GLAZING, '
uuel ' ' "'
I'ArEItnANOINGj(
i I
coillLg on,'me.DKSUCl, Woa' t0. a wU1 kal6 X
oUcitSrt warrBDU!l1 ,. S1.T? "ttsfVetlori. Or e'e
' !
VM. 1. IIODINE.
MkTCh 414-1 ft