RATES OF ADVERTISING Ono lnch,( twelve llnca or Its equivalent In Kon ; a ell typel.ono or two Inrcrtlons, l,rs thiiu mur tlons,f,oo. , , livici.'i )r. sx. 8m, w. ly onelnch ..H.w fs.m -00 lveJJ Two inches .m n.oo t.m) J. .w Threo Inches ww .o s.on Is.M) I8.10 Four Inches 7.m wio Haw ss' ounnir column 10.00 1s.lo 14.io so.to jo.oo Halt column UM) ls.00 tnxo so.OO eo.oo on column .....8.00 to.00 .w co.tfl Ito.oo Yearly advert Iwments payablo tiuartrrlj. Trnn slcntndvcrtlscincnts must bo paid Ixforw Inn-nee except whero pan leg havo accounts. ,-.,., Logabwlvcrtisomcnts two dollars rwrlnchfcrtl ito lnscrtlonB.andatthatrato for additional Insertion without reference to length. , ..,.. Executor's, Administrator nnd Auditor sJotlccB tlireodollars. .... 's, Transient or !cal notices, twenty ccrW!(i.I, . rcgularadvcrtlscmcnts half rates. Card, In tho "HulncM Directory" column, ono dollarperycarforoach lino. 1 ' .w win Vo charScd ' T,,0.plr1!lon 0( n' ?? Publisher unui'n,1!"10''' MM',t nt l" opUnn ot Iho (no Tcounty). no lonst" uxactod ,rom "utactlbcwln job iPiRiKTrrinsro-. cnmnlS' Vf ?.f P?r f m.a.n.t 9.' 11,0 Co'-""" l"ory ftt.lv im: h?-?i nt'n ' ' ""' 1 compaio favor-m-Hiiinu, noauy andnt tuodcialu prices. g:i-,iiffigT'saii.aProPrirtor.. BLOOMSBTJItGk PA., FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 4. 1876. THE COLUJlllfAX, VOL. X,.NO. 0 COI.U.MIIIA DE.MOCltAT, VOL. XI-, NO. 61 T j- 't-n r- Columbia County Official Directory. President .tittlgo-Wlltl.tm Hlwelt. Associate Judges-Irani i,t,rr deoriro Scott. 1 10 honotary, Ac.-n. prank z.ur. i 5 m ';;r. '"f'-T-Wllll'tinwii It. Jncoby. i 2 il 'W"7-Jolm M. ctark. HtierllT Mtch.icHlvvcr. Rurvot'or luacli'iltt. irensiirer-lir. II. W.McllcynotiK Jnvp7ilS?.',rS,'0l'n llC""T' W' MclIcnr' (oiijmi;,loiiers:i;lerl:-Vllllam Kilckliatim. Atiillturs-M. V, n. Kline, .1. 11. Casey. II. 1). Ilrow n. Coiuncr-C'harlei (1. Murphy. 1 ' liru""' .inry Commissioners-Jacob II, Fritz, William II. County supcrlntendent-Wllllam It. Snvder. vv, u 1", ","r. 1',l,V"t'tTl,lr,,l',U1''-"- ' JIiil.Hcott, iVniV ,.",tr,'. I"II'',"1 and Thomas Clcvellug, hcott, o. P. l.nt, secretary. Bloomsburg Official Directory. t.ll.L2",'"s.,JVrff.,fin,ilnPr"ll,lla,l Jf'ln A.rnnaton, President, II. II, linn, Cashier, 1. 1'. 'liiHtlii, cashier. (oliiinlila county Mutual Savins I'und and T.nau hSinry ' 1'reblll,;", v- w' Mnr llloiiiiisliurB llulldlns and Sa Ins I'und Association "iii-,"' ','"('U:IJ l'liwldent..!. U. tiohlson, secretary. T iV " ' ,, . , 1 -mow 1 111111 .vsHiw-iauon ,1 ... , tvoinviu, u, oaiiuey, ceciuiury. CHUnCII DtltlX'TOKY. ItAlTtST CHURCH. Itev. .T. r. Tusiln, (Supply.) Hiinday Serlces-iii a. m. and 0 p. m. Nlltii it Miiliro Vn 'M 1 l'ra. er Jleetlus livery Wednesday evening nt C) Sjais free. The public aro lnllcd to attend. sr. MATTHEW'S IX'TIIEKAS ClU'llClt. Mlnls'er Itev. ,1. MeCion. ffunilay Senlees-lii a. in, and cj-p. m. 1'rajer Meellns-Ku'ry Wednealay evening at fl Seats'frcc. Xopowsrcnlod. Ml aro welcome. rncsiiYTKMAN ninicir. Mini ler-l!ev. St uart M i ihell. Sunday ,s.'i-viecs luj a. m. and fi p. m. Sum av Se ii'ml-ii n in 1 JVaxer Meeting i:cry Wednesday evening at Cla scal s free. No pews rented. SI rangers welcome, METiiomaT Knscorw, ciiuncit. Presiding i:ider-l(ev. N. S. llucklnnhain. Minister Her. .1. II. Mclinrrali. Minday Senlcen-lu and C.v . m. Mtnd.iv Seliiiol ! n. m. ItllilO Class Lerv .Mondav evenlntrnt. aw o'etnek Voting .Men's Prayer Jl'eotlng l.very Tuesday I'Vnn rii'nlf.inVWl- (tenerul Prayer .Meetlng-Kvery Thursday evenlii; 7 o'clock-. UEfOKMED CIIUKCU. Corner of Third and Iron streets. Pastor Itev. T. V. UofTineler. Kesldeneo-Past street, npp. Third street. Sunday N'n lees 1 11. in. and 7 p. 111. Sunday School .1 p. in. Prajer Sleeting Saturday, 7 p. m. All aj-o ln lted 1 hern Is ulwa s 1110m. Services every Sunday afternoon at 2 o'clock at ueuer scuuicu, .uaiuaun lowusnip. &T. l'ACI.'S CHUKCIt. Itectnr-Itcv. .lolm Hewitt. Sunday Services lujj a. 111., 6 p. m. Sunday School 9 n. in. First Sunday In tliu month, llolv Communion. services preparatory to Communion on l'rlday ueiiiii uuioio uiu isi niiniiay in eaeii inuniu. Pews rented: lmtevervbudv welcome. Persons dealilng to cunvult tliu Itcetor on religious matters will lind him at tho parsonage on ltoek Dtievi. EVAVIIEUCAI. CUCKCII. Presiding Elder itev. A. I.. lieeser. .Mliil.ter Itev. J. A. Inlne. Sunday service 3 p. m In tho Iron street Church, Prav er Meeting I.'very sabbath at 2 p. in. All are Invited. All are. welcome. liLOOJISirUjkriIIKKCTOltvr " SCHOOIi OISDKHS, Manic, just printeil anil neatly bound In small books, on hand and lui saic ui 1110 coi.umuian vuiee. icu. iy, isi-11 Tili.VNK DEEDS, on J'arclim.'iit ami I.ineii JL Paper, common and for Administrators, Psccu (ors and trustees, for said cheap at tho. Coi.umiiian vuiice. "ATAnitlAfiErEltTIl'ICATiajiistiiritileil nndiiirKiiuui uiu i;ui umiiia uinee. .1111113 tent of thu liospel and Justices should supply them selves with theso necessary nrlleles. TUHTICESanil Con-laliles' Hills for sale f nr 1110 coi.uvihian oiuce. iney contain 11113 win lecled fees as established by the last Act ot the Leg, lslatuto upon tho subject, l.very Justlco and Con, btablo should have ono. "TrUXDUE NOTES jn-t printed ami fo , cheap at the Coi.umiiun olllce, r sale CLOTHING, &C. D AVID L0WENJ1EUG, Mercliant Tailor Mam St., auovo central Hotel. HOOTS AND SUOHS. HEXUV KI.EIM, Jlanafacttirer anil ilealer In boots and bhoea, groeei les, etc., Main St., J.aal. inooiLisoorg. E Jf. KN'Ol!!. Dealer in Hoots ami Shoes, 111. latest and best stiles, cot ner.MaliiandMarket streets, In the old post olttce. CLOCKS, WATCHKS, AC. Ct E. SAVAC.E. Dealer in Cloelis, AValclics . and Jewelry, Main St., just Iwlow tho Central llolel. JIII.LINnilV & 1'ANCY (iOODS. Mr.itciiANTS and anocriis. 11 (.'. HOWEIl. Hats ami Cans. Hoots anil . shoes. Main slreet, above Com t House. Q H. JUI.I.EU C SON, dealers in Dry , (londs, groceries, fiieenswai'e, Hour, ball, blToes, nullons, etc., .Main stlcet. PIIOPIISSIONAL CAIIDS. it It. IKEI.EIt, Attorney nt Law. ltooms in 11 nvchSnio IiloCk, 2d fTuor, lllooii'ibburg.l'a. OS Ct (J. IiAUKf.EY, Allnritey.at.l.aw. Ollice . , Jit lirow er's building, Sad slory, Iloouis 4 .v; 5. liel. 15, '13, Dll. W'il. Jl. llEliElt.Snrgeiiii anil I'liy-i-clan, ofileo S. I., coiner ltoek and -Market sucets. T It. EVANS, JI. P., Surgeon ntul l'liysi tf , clan, r 1, north bl'd'o of Main btrect, abovo J.' K. Kvel'H. r B. JtcKEIA'Y, JI. P., Surgeon ami I'liy . sltlan.iioitli side .Main ttlcet, below M.nket. 1!. ltOltlSON, Attnrney-at-I.avv, Olliec In ll.u tmau's building, Main street. s AMITE!. JACOUY, laiblo ami Ilnivvn Stone vv oiKs, East iiiooinsuui g, ucrnii-unuu. H KOSENSTOtJK, JMiotographer, over , ci.uk A Wolf's store, Main stiver. It. H. C IIOWElt, Surgeon Dentist, Jliiin . ..i.m-A tl.a I'niii'l ITml,.,. TH. JIAIZE, Mammoth flroccry, I , ceiles, l''rults,Nuts,Prpvilous, ie., Ceimo streets. fine C! ro- Maln and MISCl.tXANEOUH. S. KUHK, dealer in Jlent, Tallow, etc., , Centi i) street, Letwcen Second and Third, riMIOJIAS AVEI11I, Confectionery and Uakery, J vvholesalo and retail, Kxchango llluek. G W. COltELE, l'lirifituio Itoonn, three , btory hi Ick, Main bll uet, west of Mai ket bt, CATAWJSSA. JI. II. AUUOTT, Attorney.at-I.aw, Mafn bit eel. T V. DA I.I.MAN, Miriliant Tailor, Second bll eel, liobblns' building. JI. L. EYEUI.Y, attoiini:y..t-i.aw, Catavvissa, Pa, collections promptly mndo ami rcmlltid. onice oppuslto Catawlssu Deposit Hank. cm-.s XTOTICE. Piom this data tho Itlocmshurg (las company will put In "en 1 leu pipes ut Hist cost and futnlsfi and bet meters 111 toui ioui-ub vwv1' SfSiS&An l;;t otgas la rbtdted ar painting iiHiis, idid ihjsIs or other tliulKis placed '1 tor 1 w fie ttn'ts per Baon or .W Mjarreh 0Ct.l5,Wf ' xt' VULCAN IRON WORKS, danviixi:, MONTOVU county, pa. II, 1,1 AM II. I-AW, Jlanufaclincr ol VV Wi ought irun llildgos, uonere, uusiioiui, l'lieproof llutldlnga, Wrougfit lion Itootfng, Hon ling Frill lies, l'looillig and Doors, Farm Ittlos and 110 liig, also Wiought Iron Piping, Bunks and all kinds of Stnitli Work, Ac. llepulrs promptly atltnded to N, D. Draw lngo and Estimates supplied, Oct., 8, 1876 tl B LANK NOTES,wllli orultliout ntutptloi oiiAxanviiiTiK DniEoroitY. All. HEItKIXa, Cnriientcr' ami bullilcr, , Main street below Pine. UUCKliOUN. M. O. & W. H. SHOIOMAICHIS, Dealers In Dry Ooods, Urocerlcs and tleneral Jlcrchan- l!USIiNMS OAllHS. U. A. Ji. TUKXKlt, tcsiilcncc on JInrkct .Street ono door below J). ,. Wnller'H. onicn over Klelnrt Drug Slore. Ofllce hours from 1 to 4 p. 111.. for treatment of diseases ot the i: e, !.ar and '1 hroat. All calls night or day promptly attended to. ApMA'IK-tt D K.J. U. HUTTEll, physician AsimanoN, Ofllce, North Market Urcet, Mnr.57,'74-y llloomshurg, Pa, D It. U. E, GARDNER, .PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, HLOO.MStllUMl, PA. onice above J.Schuj ler C Son's Hardware More. &'Apr.2.r;5-tt gAJIUEIj KNOItR, A T T 0 U X V) Y-A T-Ii A W, llLOOMSimUO, P.. .Ofllce, Ilartman's mock, corner Main and Market "iiviia vjci, s, ',1, E. ORVIS, attoiini:y.at-law, OrnicE-lloom No. 1, ' Columbian" Utilldlng. Sept. ls.ls;.'.. c. W. MILLER, ATTOItNl'.Y-AT-LAW omco In llrower's building, second floor, room No, 1. Illoomsburg, Pa. Julyl,"3 y c 1 li. 1 W. J. UUCKALEW, attouni:ys-at-law, Illoomsburg, Pa. onice on Main Street, first door below Com t House .nur.u, ,4 y E. iC J. JI. CLARK, attohnuys-at-law, Illoomsburg, Pa. April 10,'TI y omco in Enfs llulldlng A. CKEVEI.INn SMITH. I1EBVEV KVV1K0 SMITH, CREVEL1NG SMITH & SON, .11 1UJ1.1.1IS-.U-1..'1.V , Illoomsburg, Pa, rffAll business entrusted to our enro will reclevo prompt attention. Julyl,'73 y E. II. t.ITTI.E. KOll'T. K. MTTL1. H. & R. R. LITTLE, ah uiir.i.1 s-a j -ja vv , Illoomsburg, Pa, Wlluslness lieforo t ho IT. S. Patent Oflleo ntl ended to. orneo In tho Columbian llulldlng. ly a.s pROCKAVAY .t EIAVELL, J A T TO R X E Y S-A T-L A W, C01.mr.iAv iicimiino, Illoomsburg, Pa. Members of the United Mates Ijivv Association. Collections made In nnv nart of Ameilca. Agents for continental Lire Insurance Company ot .-sew lors:. .sseis nenriy Si.niv.oeu. 111c uesi in 1110 country. Send for descriptive pamphlet. tf HAilMAN & HASSE11T. FOUNDEES, MACHINISTS, 1E0N-SMITIIS. EasL Street, ljelow. EAil Roatl, T3L00MSBUG, PA. Wo resneclfullv call nubile nttentlon to tun follow. lng facts that : They manufacture llrst class MINE CAR WHEELS AND AXLES and all kinds of Coal Ilrcakcr Castings. They also make all kinds of Car, Machine, llildgo and oilier onsllnirs tisedbv contractors ironerallv. 'ihevnlso manufacture HEATING AND COOK STOVES, nnil aro prepared to furnish all kinds of repairs, suih tisi.iitien, j.iu.s, 1 ou iuviv. ciieieueis, ae, llley keep constantly on hand PLOWS AND PLOW POINTS. I.nrco Iron Kettles. Farmers' Pelts. Sled Soles. Wair- on lloxes. Cellar Urates, Ax. They aio alsopiepaied to furnlsli Saw and Grist Mill Machinery, Shafting, l'ullej 's, &c. Theylpay fpeilal attention to Repairing Threshing Machines Iteapcra, sc. The Proprietors aro both practical mechanics. Try hem, ' Dee. 3,tsTii.cm AM Kit I (UN AND I'OItKHJN t'ATKXTS- Gn.vtoiiK A Co., successors to Chlpnian, Ilosiner .t Co., Solh-llors. H.iteuts prneiiri'd In all eountiles. No 1 n:s is Auv.vscK. Nochnrgo unless t lie patent Is granted. No fees for innklng preliminary t-xain- liiaiious. o uuoiuouai lies tor iioi.uiiiiig 111111 eou duellnga 1ehe.11 lng. Hy n rm-nl decision of the I ominlssloner ai i. 1 elected applications may bo re vived, spedal attention given to lulerleieiiee cases In foie the Patent (mice, extensions lieforocongiess, llllllllgeilieiii suns 111 uiiieit-iii ninii-.s, nun uil 11111,-11- t loii appertaining to Inventions or patents, bend stamp to (llluioio it Co. for pamphlet of sixty pages, JiA.Mi CASI.S, LAA ll WAUUAATS AX I) (iftlllll contested land cases prosecuted beforo tho U.S. teueral Laud Olllcu and Depnitment of Iho Intel lor. 1'itvatn land claims, intuitu.' and ore-emnllon claims. and homestead eases attended to. Land scilp lu 411, siiuiul tuoucie pieces tor sale, Thlsscilp Is assigna ble, 111111 can uo locaieu 111 uiu iiaiuu 01 1110 purcuasir unou any tiovernmeut land sublect to nrlv aio entry. at (Lift peracie, Itlsof etiual valiiowlth homily laud Wiirriinls. Send stamp to Ullmoro .t Co. for pamphlet of Instructions. AltltUAltS OP PAY AND J50UNTY. onicers. soldiers and sailors cf tho lato war. or tin Irhclrx.nic In many cases entitled to money from the goveiniientof which they havonii knowludge. Write full history of service, and stale amount of pay and bounty lecelved. Hnclosn stauiptodlliuoie Co.. nnd a lull renly, ntler examination, will bo glv en sou free, rKXSioxs. All nnieers. soldiers and sailors wounded.runtlired or Injiiiul In Iho late war, however slightly, call ob. llllll II IH.-I1SIOU HY iiiiiiiosnnii iiiiiiiuiu n. 1 u I'liscs oriisiciiud bv (illnioiu A; Co. beforo thosu. pri ino coin t of the United stiites,thecuuitof claims, and thu southern claims commission. linen depart mem u our nusiness is coniuicieu in a M'pauitu btiieau, under charge ot the sumo exiierl eiieed imrtleH einploved liy Ihu old llria. Prompt in tuition to all business entrusted In (HLMOlti: CO. Is thus secuicd, Wo di biro to win bucccss bvlde- buvlnglt. Addiess, . Hid .l ., t, ,"i.v"'f V"', , i." Jansi.'io-tr. total: HOW Lost, How Resiored! OlSffB, Culvcivull's celebruled Ussay 011 the ".fcw'Jv r.iitli-iil eiii-o llvll liolif ini-illetni-V of uot-r. xjHHSmrPy matoirhiia or seminal weakiiess.liivol notary seminal losses, liniHiiency, menial uudphybl- III llieiipai'llj', lllllieuiiiii'jiin iu luui 1 las-e, eiui uiso, oiisiiiiioilon. eiilluiisy mid Ills. Induced bybclf-ludul- genei) or soxualuxtravogaiiee, iu . I I II I". Ill 1. MTUII II V1IS1V1S UlllJ Sl. ll lllO. 1 HO veil Olilll-14 UlllllU , 111 (Ills HUII1IIUU1U i-nnujr, cleaily demonstiatea, Horn a thirty sears successful praitlee, that ihu uknulng cnnseiUen(eH of self, abuse may bo radically enied without the dangerous use of lii'cinal inedlciiiu or Ihu application ot the kulfei iiolullngoiil mnodo of euru utoiico simple, 1 ei tain and eileclunl, by mcaus of vv hlch ivcry ui. (tur nu mailer what Ids condition may be, may cum hlinseli -I'-apb', pi iv atcly und radically. ;ji '11I1sias -rubuouiuuu luinu nuuusui uvcry vouth and oveiy man In tho laud. Sent uuder bcal, In a plain envelope, to any ad dress, ou leci Int or blx cents or two postage stamps. Auuiess vuu -uunaiicro, 'V. llUUdMAN SON, 41 Aim St., New Yoik; P, o, liox 4it4. H.M.I'. Jan m-am-l BLOOMSBUltG TANNERY. a. a, ur.iir.ixn T) ESI'ECTE Uni.Y announces to the public JL Vi that ho has reopened i- SNYDER'S TANNERY, (old stand) Illoomsburg, Pa., at the Porks nt I ho l'.spy and Light street loads, vvliero all descilptlons of leather will bo made In tho most substantial and vvoikuuinllkn manner, and sold nt prlccstosiiltthetlmts. Tho highest price in cash vv 111 at all times be paid for 0 U E E N II I D E 8 of every description In the country. The publlcpat ronago Is respectfully solicited. Uloomsbuig.Oct. 1, liJS- KEYSTONE CARRIAGE WORKS! RLOOJISUURG, 1'ENN'A. AS. C'UOSSLEY has 011 hand and for pale , cheaper than tho cheapest, for cash, or will cjunangc tor old Wagons on rensonablo terms, CARRIAGES, RUaGIES, AND WAGONS ot every description both plain and fancy. Portable Top liturgies, open ltngelcs, Plain and Paney Platform Spring VVngons nil of the latest st vie and mado of good material and fully warranted. (live me n call before purchasing elsevv here, as I can not be undersold. 1 claim that 1 luako tho best wag ons for tho least money. Inlsodo painting, trimming and repair old work at tho shortest notice, old springs welded and war ranted to stand or 110 pay. 1 will exchange a porta ble top buggy for any kind of lumber. But h as heir lock, pine, ash, linn hickory and poplar to bodellvci edatinyshop by the ilrstof l'cbruary, Istj. Iron dale ordeis taken and McKclvy, Neali-'Co'sfnrie- pauii us cn.su, Oct. S, 1S75. A. S. CHOSSLXY. CARRIAGE MANUFACTORY BLOOMSUUliO, PA. JI. C. SLOAN it RROTHER TTAVK on hand and for sale at tho mot Llrcasonablo rates a splendid stock of CAKIUAGES, ISUfJGinS, and every description of Wagons both PLAIN and FANCY, Warranted to tie mndo of tho best and most durable inaecnals, and bv ttio most experiencen vvoiKinen. Allvvoik sent out, tioin the establishment will be limnil In tin of the highest class and sure to irive per fect satisfaction. They have nlsoaUneassortmeiitof SLEIGHS nt nil Mm nnirntl ntul fncttlnimMe clvles well ana care fully mado and 01 1110 nest material. An Inspection of their work Is asked as It Is be. Ileved that nouo superior can bo found In tho coun try. Oct. P, lS75-tf. MISCELLAXEOUS. c 1 M.BKOWN, Dealer in HOOTS AND SHOPS. TowASiiA Doors a Hieelally Henalilng done at bhort notice. Under I trim h's llo- lei, uieouisuurg. eiui. c, i p EXTRA L HOTEL, X F I R S T-C LASS II 0 U S E, Oct. 8,'751y JOHN LAYCOCIC, l'rop'r. Q 1 M. DRINKER, GUX and L0CKSJI1TH, sewing JIachlncsnnd Machinery ot all kinds re paired. Oi'Kii v IIoi'SK llulldlng, Illoomsburg, Pa. uei-1, ly gXCHANCIE HOTEL, Opposite tliu Court House, - HI.OOMSnUKO, PA. Tho Larofst and'llnsT Inallrcsperls intlio county V. 11. KOONS. Piopilctor. Oct, 8,'75-ly BTIOWN'S HOTET,, SLOOIVTSBUKG, FA., B. STOHNER, Proprietor. Accommodations First class-?1.2s to f l.to per day, RESTAURAXT ATTACHED. Largo, Airy Samplo Rooms en 1st Tloor, A good stable in rear of Hotel. Illoomsburg, Oct. r. lS75-tf. ft EIlTOltS TO Till-: COLUJIRIAX. rsolis fndeblril to tlin understffiied for snhsri In. nun in mo 1 01 1 311'iAs an-111 11 11 inioiiueii inai iney may at any time settle the 111 counts due by them to 1110 with i:. H. onls, Lsq., at loom No.!, Columbian building. After l'll.iuaiy conn, Iho extia llltv cents per 5 ear will In alUasesbo added. Peisons owing aecounts for adv 11 Using and Job ivoikaie Infoimed thai settle mint must bo made, by pav meiit or hole, vvltlilu Mi Uajs, or Ihey will be phiied in tho hands of u Justice tor Immedlato col. lection. II. I.. DIKPFENHACII E-L. Jljers Is no longornuthorlicd to collect for the coiLiniHN ortoieeelvo money for me. DeoH',';.vtf. TEXTISTRY. II. C. IIOWKIt, DHNTIST, Itespeclftilly offers Ids professional services to the ladles and gentlemen of Illoomsburg and vicinity. Hulspiep.ued to attend tonll tho vniiou.s operations In tho lino of his profession, and Is provided wlihtho latest improved PonenaiN Tkkiii, widen villi bulu. scried 011 gold plating, silver mid lubber base to look as well-as the natural teeth. Teeth extracted by all tho new and most approved methods, and all operations on the teeth caritully und propcily at tended to. ' omco a row doors above tho Couit House, samo side. 1 Oct. s 15 171 J. THORNTON .IU, vvti Ould aiinoilhi'ie to llin cllteiisnf lllnmnc- hiirir and vlclidlv that hu has tust n;elieiiiiiiii 1,1, ii complete ussoi Uuent of WALL PAPP-lt, WINDOW SHADES, HXIUHES, COUPS, TASSKIfl, and all other goods In his line of business, All tho lieu est ami most approved pnttcrnsof thoday uru nlu-a) s to lie found luhls cbtabllshment, Main btrect, hclow Market, oct, s.'Hs -7REA.S llltOWX'S INSURAXCE AGEX X. CY, Exchange Hotel, Illoomsburg, Pa. Capital, Ulna, Ins Co., of Hartford, Connecticut,., o.mhi.iioo Llvei )1, London and lllubo ru,u ii.ih u Itoyulof Liverpool isMo.oou Ltuieaushlie , lu.Oon, uo Fire Association, Philadelphia u iini.tmii Ameileauof I'hlladelphU .., Lluoomi AlLutof llariroul m'.iuki Wyoming, of Wilkes Harm VjLww Funnels Mutual of Danville l,ti,ouo Daiivtlln Mutual , 7n,UKi Home, .New Veil; , 5,0(0,000 till ,968,000 March 2i),'H y of tioo,noi, fw.iun, fso.nio, isf.ouo, jao.nm nc.oooi with otlitr biniillcrsuins urepald In the Wyoming Lottery, vv lid h Is condui led by sw orn eommlsMoin rs and duly legulKed by Iho Wyoming Liglslninre. Hegular druvvlngs U-tli nnd ui,th of each innuthuurlug tho year. 'Ilckets tl 1 aeh, 0 for 5,cn for fau, Clicu. Ion with lud Intormallon mailed fits', AUJiN S CO., t Nassau tit., Hsw Your. Kcp.U,-in. N1T1I1I Poetical. It Is In homely urse, but with much that our readets vvhoovvn to lialra century will appieclato that the poet tells how things vv cro forty J cars ago. How wondrous aro tho changes, Jim, Slneo foity cnisngo, When gals vvoio woolen dicsscs, Jim, And boys vv ore pants of tow i When snoes vv cro made ot calt-sklu And bocks of homo'spun wool, And children did Iialfn day's work llefuru tho hour of school. The fclrls took music lessons, Jim, Upon Iho spinning wheel, And practiced lato and early, Jim, on iho spindle, swift nnd reel j Tho boys would rldo bare back to the mill, A doicn mlicB Or so, . And hurry on beforo 'twas day, Soiuo forty years ago. Tho pcoplo rodo to meeting, Jim, In slods Instead of sleighs, And wagons 1 ode as easy, Jim, As buggies novv-a-daj s. And oxen answered well for teams, 1 Though now they'd bo loo blow, For pcoplo lived not halt so fxst boma forty years ago. o, well do Krcmembcr, Jim. That Wilson's patent stove, That father bought and paid for, Jim, In cloth our gals had wovo And how tho neighbors wondered, Jim, When we got Iho thing to go I They said 'tvv ould burst and kill us all, Some forty cars ago. Yes, everything Is dltlercnt, Jim, From what It used to was, For men aro always tampering, Jim, With Cod's great natural laws; Hut what on earth we'ro coming to Does anybody know ? , For cverj thing has changed so mucfc, Slneo forty years ago. Original. History of Colnmhia County. xujirer v. jrcCr.up.n'.s Fop.t w.-w located on tho Xorlli Rr.iiich of the Suquclinnnn, "on tho farm of Jlrs. JlcClnre, about ono mile abovo tho mouth of Eishingcrcek," It was built by Lieut. Jloses Van Campcn iu 1781, nnd oc cupied tho exact sito ot tho present dwelling house of Mr. '.Douglas Hughes, below Uloonisliurg. Several families had settled along tho river and on tho Eishingcrcek and Ihislvvasa central point for the daring Indian fighter. Hero ho gathered his stores, and from this point proceeded on hi3 excursions through tho woods. I find 110 account of any adventures or any hair breadth (Scapes related about this fort, and if there is a tra dition of any I should bo glad to have it put in writing. WiiEixun's For.T. In tho spring of 1778 Lieut. Van Campcn was in command under Col. lluntcr, of a company of six months men, raised for tho protection of the frontiers and with thee ho was ordered to proceed up tho Xorth Uraucli of tho Susquehanna to tho mouth ofEishingcreck,and following up this 3 miles to a compact settlement located in that region, build a fort for tho protection of the inhabitants. IIo selected lor a sito tho farm of a Jlr. Wheeler, whence it was called WhcclerV Fort, It was built" with stock ades, and wnsfcufiicieiitlydarge to accomodate all tho families in tho neighborhood. Be foro tho fort was entirely completed, a runner brought word of an approaching band of In dians. Tho inhabitants fled to tho fort, and tholr houses and barns and grain and furni ture wero delivered up by tho savages to tho devouring flames. Then the fort was attack ed, but it held out against them. l!y even ing the ammunition being nearly expended, Van Campcn sent two men to Fort Jenkins, about eight miles oil", on tho river at Hill's place for a supply. Tho attack was not re sumed. This was in May, 177S. In Juno another attempt was mado, a iiarrativo of which has lately been published in tho Co lumiiiXn, and is therefore omitted now. Van Campen'.s father lived a short dis tance from Fort Wheeler, and in 17S0,in tho spring, tho settlement was attacked and a number of tho bottlers killed, among them Van Campen's father and brother, Jlo.ses was taken prisoner,along with several others, and whoso cscapo from them is related in all tho histories of tho'bordcr wars. Font Jenkins was built on tho farm of Jacob Jlill, about six miles abovo Illooms burg, and about twenty rods from tho river. Tho fort was probably a dwelling houso or iginally built by tho man after whom the fort was named, for Mr. Hill says that a low place vvliero ho built his house was said to bo tho. cellar of a house built by Jenkins. It is first mentioned as a fort in Xoveinber, 1778. In April, 177'J, Mr. JlcClay writes that "Massacres and depredation-) havo been committed at Winming, Fort Jenkins, Fish- ingereek (tort Wheeler,) 1'reelaud's Jlill, Fort Jluncy and Loyal Sock, almost at ono and tho same time." And Lieut. Hunter writes ou April -7tU that on tlio Sunday pre ceding tho Indians attacked tho inhabitants near Fort Jenkins and had taken two or threo families prisoners, but about thirty men from tho Ibrt turned out and rescued them. Tho Indians, howover, drovo them under cover of tho fort with a loss of threo killed and four badly wounded. They burned the houses, killed tliucattlunnd drove oil' a num. ber of horses. In 17S0 another raid was made, tho Indians carrying away seven or eight; prisoners from about two milcs..abovo tho fort, A few men wcru still retained there but tho post was insecure. Tho Indians were gathering round, and tho terrified in habitants were fleeing fop their lives. Hut Fort Jenkins, lloslcy's Mills, Fort Rico and Fort Jlontgomcry yet stood. In September, 17S0, a descent was mado by about 80O Indians and torica, and an at tack mado on Fort Rice, on tho upper Chll- llsquaquc, which was repulsed ; but tho In- liuns burned and destroyed every, thing In their power along tho vvholo frontier, and Lieut. Hunter hearing of tho adVanco ou Fort Rice, ordered tho evacuation of Fort Jenkins, which, with nil tho buildings about it, was burned by tho detachment which moved up tho North Ilrauch, It becms nov- ar to havo been rebuilt. This is all tho information concerning tho forts iu Columbia county which I nin ablo to present hero, Somo fuller details will bo given iu a subsequent publication, but this is enough to stimulate inquiry and produce additional history of them, if any exists, not :ilready In print. In his "Annals of Liizorno County," tho Hon, Stowatt lVarco mentions a "Fort Frecdly, on tho Xorth llranch, below IllQOinsbuig;' and lunnothcr placo speaks of ltas"Foft Frcedley, near Jllooinsburg, where Capt. Roono and others wcro slain," It Is most evident that Mr, l'carco h mistaken. There was no Fort Frcedley near Illooms burg, and tho fort whero Roono was killed was Fort Frccland, on Warrior's Run. Jlr. l'carco nlso says that Capt. Walker erected Fort Jenkins, and charges that Van Campcn claims that honor. Certainly no such claim is mado In tho "Lifo of Van Campcn," nnd I cnunot account for tho inadvertence. Mr. l'carco nsserts that Fort Muncy wni built by Capt. Walker. It was so built in 1778, un der Col. Hartley, but it was nlso s certainly abandoned nnd substantially destroyed, and was so in December, 1770. Maj, Van Camp- on says that in March, 1782, at the head of Capt. Robinson's company ho was ordered !'to march to n place called Mtincy,nnd thcro rebuild a fort which had been destroyed by tho Indians in tho year 1779," I eeo 110 rea son to question Jlajor Van Campen's vcrncl ity in lliis matter. It may be as Well to add here, upon tho general subject of theso forts, tho following extract from a letter of Col. Wrltner to tho Hoard of War, dated Sunbu ry, December 13th, 1779. IIo says: "On my being ordered down from Wyo ming tho first consideration which engaged my attention with regard to posting the troops under my command wa3 to find what position Col. Hartley and tho other gentle men who had preceded mo in this command had taken. I found Fort Jluncy on the West and Fort Jenkins on tho East llranch with tho niagazino at Stinbury to havo been tho only standing posts that wcro occupied. This position (which I have never tdnco heard censured) I endeavored to revive. Col. lluntcr whom I consulted wasof tho Pamo opiniou,lhe only difliculty was to fix on some place equally well adapted to caver the fron tier as fort Jluncy was : Fort Muncy having been evacuated and destroyed JlcClung's was agreed on and a detachment of, tho troop? accordingly took post thcro tho 6th of last month, Tho troops, hovvevcr,found! this place so void of shelter and so barren of .tim ber that they wcro obliged to abandon it. Tho information gtven to council of the de fences erected at ibis place being totally falso and groundless. This detachment ac cordingly moved to a placo.called Jlontg'om cry's, neaier to Roslcy's Mill and equally well situated for tho defenccof tho frontier as McClung's. At this placo tho troops having erected barracks and other necessary do fences, and their vicinity to Roslcy's Jlill, being not more than about two miles distant, makes another post thcro quite unnecessary at present." Miscellaneous. Till) liKlltESS' LOVEIt. "We're going to take somo city boarders," said Farmer Parsons, as ho put his packages of sugar.nnd tea into tho big basket he had brought to tho store in his wagon. "Wife and I will bo down to fetch 'em to-morrow. There is a lady and somo children, and a young lady, a great heiress. Sho is'in mourn ing for the uncle that left tho property j so she can't go to a lively placo. Quito a young gal and very pretty. Two pounds of raisins, Jlr. Jones, and somo currants, reckon a p'ound'll do." Xews in tho country, Tho farmer's audi ence listened intently. The doctor young doctor Furl who had stepped in for letters the storo was also tho post-office took note of every word, nnd Marcus Jloreland, who had como to post a letter, also re membered what tho old man had said. Ah ho walked away, "l'rctty young girl," ho said to himself. An heiress gets tho reputa tion of being pretty ; probably sho 13 not half so nice- looking as Farmer Parsons' own daughters. Heiresses aro apt to think too much of themselves." "An heiress. Well, I shall go over to seo Parsons pretty soon. Xo placo like tho country for a courtship, and a fellow who manies an heiress needn't wait year iu and year out to build up his practice. I wonder how much sho is really worth? A great heiress. That oughtn't to mean less than a hundred thousand dollars. I should liko a wife with a nice littlo bank account of that size. oung ami pretty, too, is a rare chance," said tho doctor, as hojuinped into his gig. Tho city borders camo next day. Tho loungers at the store saw them gel into the wagon a fat young matron and threo littlo girls, a nurse, a baby, and a young lady dressed in mourning. The storekeeper's wife noticed tho elegant cut of tho ovcrskirt which tho latter wore, and more than ono saw tho diamond ring Hash on her finger ; but it was just dark, and tho beauty Was tut a settled point, for no one could sec her face. Jlarcus Jloreland, who was tho poor clergyman's son, and had just fought his way through collego with a prospect of teaching tho male- department of tho dis triefsehool that winter as his best onc.whilo working in his father's garden, the next morning, was placed in a position to judge 011 this matter. Ho heard a littlo scream, and, looking up, saw a very pretty young lady, and a very pretty littlo boy flying in terrior from a per fectly harmless, broad-faceed white milch cow, who, in tho excess of her content, as bho stood kneo deep iu tho water of a pond chewing tho cud, had elevated her nostrials, and turning her slow, brown eyes in tho di rection of tho pedestrians, uttered a long moo-o-o. "Oh !" screamed tho young lady, faintly, "can't you run faster, Tommy? I thlnkbho's coming after Us," "I beg your pardon, ma'am, but mooly won't touch you, Sho wouldn't hurt anyone, Sho is perfectly harmless," "1'am quite ashamed of myself, but I'm not used to cows. I thought I'd mado her angry, nnd when you havo other people's children with you it's such a responsibility. Tom, don't touch tho gentleman's UowerH. I'm ashamed of you," said tho young lady. For city Tom, with a general Idea that tho country belonged to everybody, was helping himself to roses. Of course, after that Jlarcus plucked flowers lor Tom, and a bouquet for tho young lady ; and as sho walked bcwitchingly up tho mad, with tho flowers against her pretty chin, decided tfiat tho heiress certain ly was tho loveliest thing that his eyes had over rested upon, That afternoon Doctor Purl rodo over to MiH.l'arsoH'rtinailoncall,and was Introduced; decided that tho heiress was a beauty, con versed with her lu a maimer calculated to prove that ho at least was no country bump kin, made a point of looking at his beautiful watch befuro ho left,nud had tho satisfaction of feeling that ho had mado an impression. Jlay JHmplo was very hicxpcrieaiced, and very willing to thnk tho best of overyhody, At eighteen sho 'was mistress of a fine fur tune, and being nc orphan, her own mistrCM altogether. Her heart was yet a white, nil written sheet, nnd tho first that mado love to her was likely to win it. Vngtio longings for that, 'peculiar tenderness which only a lover can oflcr already possessed her soul,antl sho was just tho sort of littlo woman to for get her own advantages, nnd feel very grate ful for love and admiration. The doctor was tall nnd fine looking, and sho caught her self blushing nssho looked into tho glass af ter his dcparturc.and thought what a soft look had como into his eyes as ho "hoped they should meet together again." Meanwhile- Marcus Morelnnd had been thinking nbo'ut her more than otic guessed, and that evening thero was another intro duction, Marcus did not make big eyes at her, nor try to show his superiority to his neighbors, neither had he any gold watch to consult, lie was younger than tho doctor by ten years, and very much of a boy still, and tho rising moon found May, and her littlo cousin Tom and Marcus nil sitting together ou tho lower stci of tho porch, talking of blackbcrrying, ns threo children might. The heiress wore a linen dress and a knot of bluo ribbon in her hair. Marcus forgot sho was an heiress. It was only u dear littlo girl, just tho nicest creature ho cvcrmct,who looked at;him frankly with her bluo eyes real blue eyes, not bluo gray. Ho went homo iu the first stages of love, ami sat at tho window looking nt the moou, and think ing of her nearly all the night. May had never had anything liko a beau in her life. Shut up with an invalid-uncle in a great city home that was like a prison seeing no ono but tho doctor ami nurse, nnd now and then F.ome old gentleman, whom her undo was persuaded to admit on tho score of old friendship sho had no idea that sho might bo a belle. Lifo was all new to her. Even her cousin was a new-found relative, who had taken to her when the friends gathered at tho old man's funeral. Pcoplo who had never remembered littlo May until tho news of her heiressship brought her to notice, had been so very kind since. Jlarcus did not mako love-r-ho did not daro but looked it. Tho doctor mado lovo scientifically j he had pumped tho farmer, who believed that tho yotinj; lady's fortu no was "something moro than common." Ho hail even extracted from the mariied cousin a statement that "Uncle hud left everything to Jlay." Ho had three months to work in be fore the heJress knew her own powers, and learned from one gray winter that lovers fol low money thick anil fast, nnd ho was a determined sort of a fellow where there was anything to gain. Jlarcus had no plans. His boy's heart ran away with him that was all. He could not keep away from JIay's side, nor forget her when they wero apart; and so summer passed and autumn approached, nnd the city folks vrero going home, and the district school was to bo opened, and cousin Helen's husband, a hard-driven Wall street man, came down to spend a week beforo ho took his family home, and all this delightful time was at an end. Jlarcus was to be examined for his posi tion a.s teacher ot tho school a niero form with his lino education. Tho doctor, as a learned gentleman, was ono of a committee to examine the coming school ma'am for the gill's department. Jlay heard a good deal of tho school, especially as farmer Parsons was another of tho committee, and sho felt an interest in it too, as Marcus was to teach. It teemed so odd to think of. Cousin Helen's husband went about as men generally do, and heard moro iu a day than the ladies could iu a year. Ho returned one evening with a solemn face, and in formed his wife in confidence, that tho talk of the wholo placo was JIay's fortune, and that tho doctor, wlio had dono nothing hut run after rich women since ho camo to tho place, was said to bo "after it." "A rcgularortunc-hiinter, my dear," said tho husband. "You must iisoyouriiifluenco with poor Jlay." Jlay, meanwhile, had been in her favorite grove, and thcro had Jlaieus Morelaud be taken himself to say good-bye, Poor boy, ho had had somo bitter hours of late, Tho truth of Mary's lovo was the one thing worth having upon earth, and dawned upon him, aud with it tho knowledge that ho had 110 right to offer himself to an heiress. How he hated tho money. It stood between them liko an awful spell. If she had been tho poorest girl living, ho could have said all that was in his heart to her not now. So tho poor boy uttered a few faltering words and went his way, "It was folly for 1110 to think ho liked mo much," said Jlay, as ho left her, "How for mal and cold ho is after all our sociability," aud a littlo pang nipped her heart ami she smiled moro brightly 011 the doctor when lie also entered tho grovo than sho had ever smiled before. Ho made true lovo to her that afternoon after truo story-book fashion. On tho btage at 's he would havocaii.ed tender-hearted ladies to say "how sweet," It was a pretty littlo scene rehearsed in private. Had May but known it tho night beforo; and no girl could have failed to understand his parting words. "To-morrow beforo you leave, I must eeo you. You will grant mo a private interview, will you not? I liava.Mmething of intense importance to myself, nt least, to say to you. You will let me seo you iu the garden ? I I" a falter, a look, a snatch at Iter hand, tho touch of.his lips upon it. Then tho curtain should havo dropped, ho rodo away lu his gig and said to himself, "I always was a lucky fellow to think that Providence should havo scut an heiress to such a place at this, a pretty ono, too I" When Slay entered the house n surprise awaited her. Cousin Helen took her at aiieo to her bed-room, and there, behind closed doors, repeated her husband's infor mutlou, "You know you aro so young nnd in experienced," said she, "and a fortuno hun ter is biich a dreadful creature," JIay's face flushed crimson, "Do you really think nobody could lovo mo for mytelf?" she u-sked, iu a sudden lit of indignation. Then common sense came to her aid. Sho sat quiet for a while, and thei) drew near her cousin and vvhtspend something In her ear. It was a long whisper. "It will prove. linii,"sl(e.ald aloud "and you will help mo?" Cousin Helen pomiscd, and May ri tired to her own room thcro to shed a few not un natural tears. Night passed tho morning camo. The school houo doom were set open for the first time- for months, Tho commlttco was to meet at 11, to cxatnlno tho candidates for the teachers' positions. Old Farmer Parson walked over, also Farmer Rrovvn. Tho Doctor was there, and tho lnwyer, Mr. Triphammer. Jliss Cynthia Aldcrny was seen walking toward the door with a defiant face. Jliss Raker followed with n scared one. Jlarcus Jloreland took his way in, nnd just as all settled Into their seats, n littlo figuro In buff linen, with a blue-ribboned hat on Its head, slipped Into one of tho doors nnd stood among them, "Jliss Dimple?" said tho Doctor, advanc ing with a gallant air. "Yes, sir," said May, quietly, "I under stand you examine candidates to-day. 1 am fond of teaching, and when ono must do something, ono seizes every chance, you know. Jlay 1 bo examined?" "I supposo you aro jesting. Jliss Dimple?" said tho doctor. "Xot I," said Jlay. "I supposo you have heard that foolish story about me. Tjvo or threo hundred dollars may be a very pleas ant littlo sum to spend on a summer vacation but it doesn't mako one a great heiress, you know." "Folks will talk," said Farmer Parsons with a twinkle in his eyes. "A-Door ual is as respectable ns a rich one, long a3 she conducts proper. Set you down Miss Dimple." Tho doctor retired to his scat, his-face palo and rigid. Jlarcus Jloreland, on the contrary, had flushed scarlet. JIay's two lovers were a strange contrast at that moment, For her own part, shot was quieter aud sadder and more womauly than usual. Sho went through tho examination brave ly, under tiro firo of Jliss Cynthia's indig naut eyes, and amid Jliss Raker's despond ent sighs. Then sho walked homo and waited, as sho promised, in tho garden. Would tho doctor keep his engagement ? Ho did. "Jly dear Jliss Dimple," said he, as he ad vanced gaily, but not quito naturally, "I feared I should scarcely get hero in timo to bid you good-bye. I'm sorry tho committee think you too young'for the place. They've given it to Jliss Cynthia. Really, it would be very dull fur you, very, I told you J had something very particular to say to you didn't I ? You remember, I see; I didn't think you would. I wanted to say that havo really enjoyed your littlo visit to this place so much. Ladies' society is a treat to a poor old .bachelor who expects to bo a bachelor all his life, by the way. You know what tho society is here, Jliss Dimplo and you've quito brightened the summer for me. 1'vo had a treat, So that's what. I wanted to tell you, and bid you a last good bye." "Good-bye, Dr. Purl," said Jlay, with a smile. Tho man who had mado such desperate love to her tho other day, who had defined his intentions towards her in a manner that no girl could misunderstand, had slipped calmly and smoothly out of the affair, and sho could match him iu coolness, girl as she was. They shook hands. "Adieu," said tho doctor, with tho truo partisinn accent, and jumped into his gig, thanking heaven that ho had escaped mak ing an offer to a poor girl. Tho heiress stood by tho gato where ho had left her, thanking heaven moro devout ly for her escape. Yet I shall not say sho was lhappy. It was not in naturo ; for sho had thought this man her true, earnest lov er. The first bitter thought that had ever troubled her young heart filled it now; her first glimpse of real lifo was taken. As sho stood thero sho began to doubt that there was such a thing as truo love. A tearor two fell; sho wiped them away: and through tho mist that veiled her eyes, sho saw a bright, ardent young face, strange ly in contrast with the cool, formal, unmov ed countenance, with its handsome features and practiced smilo that had just passed from beforo her vision. It was tho faco of Jlarcus Jloreland ; and before she was awaro of his intention ho had passed his arm round her waist and kissed her. "If I never may again, I must now," he said, "I havo never dared to tell you whilo I thought you so rich, but I havo loved you since tho first day wo met. Wo aro both poor, let 1110 fight tho battlo of lifo for you. I can do it 1 will do It. God always pros pers loves liko mine." Tho twilight shadows wero creeping over the scene. The distant mountains wcro los ing tho faint roso tips that they had worn. A soft, sweet brcezo swept up from the mcadovw, full of tho fragranco of grass and clover. Rid theso things bring the sudden calm nnd sweetness to JIay's wounded heart? Sho stood still, making Jlarcus uo answer, but sho did not repulse him. "Tell mo that you liko mo a little," plead cd tho boy. "I do liko you, Jlarcus," said Jlay, "but don't say any moro just now; I can't tell you why, but this Is not tho time. I I just say good-byo now, Jlarcus. I must go away to-morrow, but I will write to you." "Remember, my lovo is lifo or death to me," said Jlarcus, and they parted. Ono day when Jlay felt that sho had noth ing but scorn for her fortune-hunting doc tor, bho did write to Jlarcus Jlorclaud, and what sho said may bo inferred from tho fuct that they aro to bo married when tho next spring comes, and that tho pcoplo at the store, and doubtless tho doctor also, know that Farmer Parsons' pretty young boarder was really aud actually an heiress, and that 1 armor Parsons, a shrewd old man with plenty of good sense, knew and approved of tlio rtiso that tested tho heiress' lovers all along. "You sec, grandma wo perforato an aperturo in tho apex aud a corresponding npcrturo iu tho base;, and by applying the egg to tho lips and forcibly iuhaliiig the breath, tho egg is entirely discharged of its contents," i'lllessmy soul." cried tho old lady, "what improvements they do make. Xow in tuy young days wo just mado a hole III both ctiiU und sucked," Over tho porch .fthu Old South Church a Roitou, U chUcleil, "Heboid! have ket be fore- you nu open dour," niidumder, ou th door, is painted iu emphatic letters, "Posi lively no i.dmittttiice." Why Ho Left The Vonng Man Who Did Hie Historical for a Newspaper. A month or two ngo Colonel Hangs en gaged a young fellow named ScUddcr as sub-editor of tho Morning Argut. On tho day beforo tho anniversary of tho battlo of Hunker Hill, Hangs asked Scudder If ho was familiar with tho history of that battle, nnd Scudder said ho was. So Hangs told Scud der ho would liko him to writo a littlo sketch of it for tho nnniversary day, and Scudder said ho would try. Tho next morning tho sketch appeared In tho Argut, and attracted a great deal of attention. When Hangs saw it, ho called Scudder In nnd said : 'Jlr. Scudder. didn't you tell mo you thought you wcro familiar with tho battlo of Hunker Hill?" "Yes, sir." "Well, if that is tho case, I will bo obliged to you If you will mention to mo what you mean when you eny i 'Ry four o'clock tho confederate troop3 wero ready for the at tack.' General Washington had tho cata pults put In lino to wait their coming, arid, when Napoleon saw" Hum, ho drew his sword, and exclaimed : "Soldiers ! twenty centuries look down upon you I" "Xo sooner were.he battering-rams level ed against tho walls of tho castle than the Duke of Wellington scnt'word to his mother by General Rutler, that ho would cither win or be brought back upon his shield. Then ordering his men' to' fire at tho white of tho euemy's eye, he awaited tlio onset with that majestic calmness which ever distinguished the hero of Huena Vista." "This was tho very crisis of the battle. Joan of Arc, spying Gcucr&l Jackson bo hind tho cotton bales, dashed at him on her snow white charger, swinging her ponder ous battle-ax over her head, her fair hair streaming behind her in tho wind, As her steed rushed forward her hair caught in tho bougli of a tree, and sho. hung there. Ser geant Rates shot her through the heart with a belt from an arquebus. Her last words were: 'Don't give up the ship,'" "Tho duke could not stand it any longer. Tho mamelukcs had slain all his vanguard. General Sickles had lost his leg and retired on a pension, and tho enemy's skirmishers, lodged in the top of tho monument, wcro pouririg boiling oil on thoso who attempted to scale it. Leaping from his horse, ho shouted, 'Up, guards and at them 1' and tho next moment, with the glorious flag of truco in one hand nnd his sword in tho other, ho hurled his legions upon tlio 'lava beds and crushed tho savago foe to the earth, killing, among others, "the well known General Harrison, afterward President of tho United States." "I think wo shall havo to part Jlr. Scud der. It seems to mo that your career as a journalist ought to come to an end right here. I will accept your resignation." "And.if any ono asks you why you left the Argus, point out this paragraph and say it was because tho proprietor was afraid he'd murder you when ho read your statement that 'At tho battlo of Hunker Hill tho Con federates lost 80,000 and the Carthagenians only COO,' aud that 'there's no spot In Virgi nia that the peoplo hold more sacred than that bloody hill whero tho bones of Crom well Ho with thoso of Roger Williams, a3 if they fought against eacli other in tho causo of tlte constitution aud cheap transporta tion.' Point to that language, Jlr, Scudder, and your friends will understand tho situa tion. Good morning." The Man Who Feared Death. Cranks had an abstracted air, liko ono who does not belong to this world. I don't believe ho did. To speak to hi in and get an Immedlato answer, was as raro as tho Transit of Venus ; to get a pleasant answer, as rare as steamships in north latitude 90. IIo never approached anything liko an at titude of gentleness, except shortly after having seen a funeral procession in tho street, for the fear of Death was ever beforo his eyes. The sight of a harmless hcarso or useful coffin sent a thrill of horror through him. I never saw a man who bo much dreaded Death. Ho was continually think ing about Death, talking about it and dreading it. It was part of his very naturo to fear Death, Ho didn't miud living so much, but he did hate the idea of dying "uf falling into naught, of being dead.U Ono day, shortly after ho had seen an undertak er's wagon driving along the street, I really pitied him, and, ignoring his graver faults, tried to comfort him. To that cud I repeal ed to him these beautiful lines by T. W. Parsons : O, but death Is lHIss 1 I feel as certain, looking on tho faco of a dead sister, trailing from her sluoud. That our sw eet angel hath hut changed her place, And passed to peace, as v hen, amid tho crowd of tho uud clly, I feel euro ot rest llevoud tho hllls-n few- hours further west. Hut Cranks was posted on Deatli and opening a well-marked copy of Shakesphero ho pointed with a shudder to this thrilling passage iu "Jleasuro for Jlcasuro :" Ay, but to die, and go wo know not whero ; To Uo In cold obstruction and to rot; This sensible warm motion to become A kneaded clod ; nnd tho delighted spirit To bat ho lu tlcry Hoods, or to reside la thrilling regions ot thlck-rlbbcd lco; To bo Imprisoned In tho viewless winds, And blowu with restless violence round about Tho pendant world; or to bo vvorso than worst Of those, that lawless and Inccrtidn thoughts Imagine how ling I 'Us too horrible I Tho VTearlest and most loathed worldly lifo That age, ache, penury and Imprisonment Can lay on nature, Is a paradise To vv hat wu fear ot death t iSecrett of the SmkIum. Tliero is genuine humor iu this newspa per waif: Ho had mado n hearty meal at a restaurant, aud, Tlsltig up, ho said to the cashier: "I declare, if I haven't forgotten my wallet." Tho cashier fired up, and hurl ed big words at him for full threo Jminutcs beforo stopping to draw breath. When a chance came, the strangercontinucd: "Hutl have fifty dollars hero in' my vest pocket." The cashier couldn't smilo to savo him. "Henry, why don't you keep a supply ol cloves iu your pocket?" said an Albany young lady to her escort at the Oncra Houso recently: "You wouldn't then havo to ruu out after every act; and I don't see why you urpso awful fond of cloves anyhowl Twelve good men nnd truo nf Jliddletown, Conn,, put i' in this way; "Timothy Don oyan came to hi death by hanglrg at his own hands, whllaniiiklug an irMitnv exper iment, without Intending to dUtruy himself, but accidental." Fllea cause one-fifth of all the pf 'r.iinty in this wurhl, This is tho opinl'di a i uld headed mi n. 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