THE COLUMBIAN (SOtVMDtA DEMOCRAT, UTAH OF TIIR NOI1TII INDCOI.OI- IllAN CONSOI HMTKII.J Issued we-ekl ,ou'ry iTlilny morning, at j lll.OOM.SlllTIMI, COLUMBIA COUNT1, l'A. If At two ihim, (in p.T onr, pn.nblo in odvaiicc,or (1 1 'In? t lio ,nor I no oxn ration or inn vinr. urn lll lin charged. To subscribers out of tlio mill itu run are I! tier , oar strictly In nili'micn U.isltnntpilJ In nilrnnco iuiiI 3.uo If payment ! ,1 -i tvp'l It 'vonj the vear N iniii'r in m'ln i' l, except nt thonptlon of llio riniMluT, until nil arrearages nro puni, nut long onini'i'l r ii'i "I'T mo expiration ofthollrst y nr will nui, nu hiicu. All pipers sen' out of tlioH a o, or lo distant post onice, must Do paid for in advance, unless n respon sible pers,m I" Columbia county assumes lo pay tho subs-'rtptlnn duo on doinnnd. , ho county. I 'Us I -inr. 19 no iuui;i uauuuu ii uni nil Usui luers ill JOB Tlv loliDttiff Dt'inrltn ntnf llio ror.CMHUN Is very i' cities. All wurk dona nn di mAiul, nr.i 1 mid a- Columbia County Official Directory Pri -I'tcnt .tudgoWli'iam riwrll. A1-"id .lii'li'i lr.i n Derr, Isaac S. Monroe. l'l ii itoiiot.tr , (.. i rntik Xiirr. H ni rfcll riliT .Wlliatiisiin i, Jncoby. Di- , ,-t Attorney -.toiiu -M. Clark. Sa 1 Itr - .Mti-iiiii-l I ro r, n irv 1 or -Isino IiohI". .i -n r -John sn' li r. , u a djners-Wllil mi Lnwton, John Hcrncr, 'l!f. i','' ' .loners' Clerk -William Kllckb.nitn. Au .It us I ..t.l'aiiipln'l', S. E. smith, David Yost. t irom r-(iiariosii..Murpii . .lury commissioners Jacob II. Vrile, William I'miif. Minwrlntenricnl Wl Ham II. Hnvder. hi. m.iivii innr District Directors o. 1'. Kill. Hoot Viii. KramiT, nlooinsli'trg nnd Tliomai Crmullns iKo t. o. r. i;ni, secretary. Bloomsburg Official Directory. litonmstiiirg nankins f'omn.iny John A. l'linston Tiil.1.ti II. Il.fll-ll 7. I'llRlllPr. JITS ; l IOU.ll nans t unni's it. 1 ll.noil, 1 usuiciil, .1. r. TU'-iin, i asuier. lOltlntOia eu'iu'l .ml Ulli PililiiK l null nun liiiiin Assocla lull K. II. Ml ilc, I'resldoii', 0. W. .Miller, BlarusVnirg Building nnd Sai In? t'unil Association "Mill, leaf 'JCK. 1 TlSl'lCUl,,,. II. UOUliUll, ll I L I 111 . Dlouiiibbiirg Mu uol Saving Fund Assnctn lou J, J. lirovver, rrciiucu , u, i. iiurKicy, oecroiury. CIIU11CII DIRECTORY. iiAi'Tisr church. llcv. J. 1'. Thi In, (supply.) h in I ty s 'rvlcj -i vj n. in and n,y p. m. Knn la School 9 n. m. l'raj i r Meetliisf-Lvcry Wednesday evening at 0)f C'Ol'K. s.u sfrce. The public are Iml'ed to ntteiid. T. MATIIISW'rt LCTIIKKAN CIICIICII. Mlnh er llcv. .1. McCron. S'lmlav Sen Ices lo n. in. nnd OJJ p. m. simii.il school on. m. l'ru cr Meo In? Uvcry Wednesday evening at c; f till K. atilrcc. Xopcws rented. All nro welcome. rr.csnvTERiAsciinicii. Mlnls'cr-ltev. Stiiarl Mliihell. Sunday Sen Ices lu,j a. m. nnd 6 p. m. sund.iv school 0 a. in. l'r.ivcr Meu lug Lvcry Wednesday evening at ta 0 "inch. fca slrec. Ko pews rented. Strangers welcome, MKTIIOIltST Kl'IfCOrAI. I'lll lll'II. Presiding KIdcr llcv. N. s. llucklni-hnm. Mlnlsiei Itev. .t. II. Jtcdarr.ih. Sunday Scrlces 1 nndoj p. in. siindai school ' n. in. Iilblo cl.is-i:vcr .Monday evening at ax o'clock. Vuung Men's I'ra er .Men log l;crj Tuesday I'lI'lllllIT 11 IIW III lllhi (.oiierai I'rayer .Meeting i.vcry Thursday evening i U CIUCIV. iii:rouMi:ii ciiuucn. Corner of Third and iron slrccts. umw -iici. i. r. iiuiiuicier. llPitilencc i:.ist street, near Porks Hotel. siin.l i) scnlccs id ij a. in. and OM p. in. siiinla school 3 n. in. I'r.iM'r Meeting siiturdav. 1 n. in. ' Atl nro limited Hicro Is tiliMiis room. sen Ices eii'O' sunilay nriernoon nt it o-clock nt ficiierriciiuiiii. oi.ioi'.oii township. ST. I'All.'SC'IIUKCH. ltpctor-llev.john Hewitt. Sunday Spruces tujtj n. m., p. m. Sund.iv School o n. m. I'lrst Sunday In tho month. Holv (,'ommunlon. sen Ices prep iralory to communion on Friday i-ii'iiiii iii'iuiu iiiu Hi niiiiu.1,1 111 encil Iliuillll. Tews rented: but eenbodv welcome. l'cr.ions ileslrln? to cwnsillt tho Hector on rcllt-lnns iiiui'Tj in nuu nun at mo pnrsonagu on ltock "ircti. KVAKOELICAI. CnCRCH. Pn filing Elder Iiev. A. L. lieeser. MlnM'T -Iiev. .1. A. mine. Sunday Serlcu-3 p. in., In the Iron Street Church, l'r.i er Meeting livery Sabbath at H p. in. All are hulled. All nro welcome. 4 Ni.o(lM,sifLMufum Ut'IIOOI, 01tI)i:KK, l.lnnk, jim prinled anil .J lieatlV bound 111 small lmnkH nn hnml fiml pur L.ue usiiic lOLUMuiAS' onice. rob. ID, lsiS-i IIIANK DKICD.S. on I'arclir.i.Mit anil Linen 11 I'.mor. rntniiKin ntui fnt-,ttnini j r-.tn iw,nn iiijiiumi iiu-sLL-fjs, iui haio cuuapat mo unLuiiniAN rf.i:niAGK t'KHTinCATICS i.isti.riuleil i l B tintl for K.iln nt, tho crtr.iTxniiAM )Mh iii,iu, 1 IT uf th(' II()Jpl ntnl ,ilit litsi Oioillil minnlviluuii. -V -- inuiim.ou iimoiwij U11H.IV3. TUsni'I'.Sanil Conslaliles' Tee-Hills for Kile fl nt Hill COM'liniAV liOli',. ' Thnv r-nnlnln ll.n J!"-' " i"i.iuiiMieu uy inn lasi Act or mo ig. 3IJ.ttiiro unon tlio sublect. Kierv .loMicn nil i'rm. iiiijiu tmiiiiiu iiavo one. iri''Dl'I'- XOTKS just iirinted and for Palo cheap at Hie Coi.cmiiias olllce. CI.OTlIIXd.ic. I Will I.OWKXllKltfS, Merclinnt Tailor ii.iin si iioui e cent rai Hotel. liOOTS AND SIlUEsl tr-'"Mti KI.l-.IM, Jlnnafaetiirer nnd dealer Ui i lllouini-bui'g. v a. in nnuis ami shoes, groceries, , etc., Main st Td. KXOIJIi, Deale ler in Hoots and Shoes, i J. uti'it and best sijle.s.corner.Maln and .Market tivi-'-), iu iui- oiu jiosi oiuce. CLOCKS, WATCHES, JtC. p j: ,SAV Mill. Dealer in Clocks, AVntclics . llllll JeiVl'IrV. Alillli S.1 1iwt linlfiiv llr,l',nli!il pluU'l. ' MII.LIN'KIIY A, l'AM Y OOOI1S. JICIICHANTS A SI) (IKOCLIIS. I-I C IlOWKll, Hats and Caps, limits and siw's, Main btreet, aboe Court House. Q II. MII,I,i:i; ,0 SOX, dealers in , l.'ooils. LTOCerlPS. oneiilisivnrp. lloiir Dry sail, slion, notions, etc., Main stieet. l'ltOl'LSSION'AL CAltUS. Ij1 1!. IKKIj:i!, Allorney at Law. Kooms in JJ Lichango mock, 2d ffoor, llloomsburg, I'a. es Tl. W.M. M. liKHICK, Surgeon and I'livri tar f Lin. (tnien M t' uni'iinn ifr.nl- n tul I o i-i.-nl kct T I!. KVANS, M. I)., Surgeon a J . cUu.ncith sldo or Main street, nil I'liysi' abCAeJ. K, I!. MeKKI.YY, M. I)., Surgcoi, nnd Pliv fclil,tn,iioi'thsldo.Malu stieet, below llarkit. J. Ii, IIOI11SOX, Altornev.at-I.aw. In Ilartman's building, Main street. Ollicc CJAMIKI, .lACOIiY, Marlilo and Ilrnwn U stone Works, llait liloomsburg, llerwlel. road. HliD.sKXSTOt'i;, J'liotogrnplier, over Clark & Wolf's store, Jlaln street. D I! II. C JIOWKU. .Siiriieoii Diiitl-T. Main .t.,uboicth court House. T H MAIZK, Mammotli O II oerli's. rrults. Nuts. PrmLi rucerv, lino tiro- blons, an., .Main nnd MISCELLANEOUS. T S. Kl'IIX, dealer ii. Meat, Tnllmv, etc., l Mm street, ictween Second and Third. (1 M. UIItlSiTMAX, Sa"ildltIViIinkal V Harm s, makt r, .shlio'a lllock, JLim street. 'PIIUMAS WI':i)II,t'oi,feetione7viiiiiI Hiker-' X Wholesnlc and retail, Exchange lllock. W. COUKI.I,, I'uinitiire Itnoins, tluvc- irj buck, Main sdeel, west of Market st. W IIUJlIIIXS,I.iiiu(r dealer, wvoml iloor vim mu iiuuiuM'hi. foniiT Mam unujiun C'ATAWIt-fjA, Til II Allium'. Attoi'iiey-iit.I,.iw. Main fctrctt. V. I'- DAI.I.MAX, Merchant Tailor, Second -1J. btri'l.t. l!r.ia,l.,u'l.,,M.l ' I)U. K, W. ItUTTCU, I'lIYSICIAN HUlttlEON, onicc, on Main street, (pr,,'jiy Catawlssa, I'a. re pi I,. EYICHLY, ATTOHNEY-AT-LAW, Catan Usa, I'a. 'Mle-llnn. . , Iora 0. 1 'nana nnu ri'iniucu, uiuco 1 m c"ta lsa Deposit Hank. Oiii-su VULOAN IRON 0HKS, DANVILLE, MONTOUIi COUNTY, l'A. W lmf'r?r, Maniifacltirer ol fTWirnoi iSLUo'.. "rlitgcs, Hollers, tlasholder, R Vwo1"113' WioubDi iron Itooidig, liouiimg 1 '2 Sf,,1"1 1)0,r', 1 tiutos ilnd l'eiict ,JSniwW.,,Sn Vif,aS bluc,i "id all Kinds 'pui tnyvork.ic. lii'paliB iiroinptly utlCudcU to. i.-, hmu Mdl.UiUIVa BUIIIIUVUl .9,.W5-tI 11 VISITINOCAIM 1 HILL HEALS. ' baitl. .,J 01 IWl'tllS, iO 40., r" 7 and Cheanly ,,rtitcd ut the Colum- hian uiuce. G. G. Z. EIAVEIA, Editors and rroprleterc. oitAxa GviMiij Dinkcrony. All. llKlIUIXO, Carpenter and Imllder. . Main street beljw l'lnc. ' IIUCKIIOHX. M. i V. II. SIIOKMAKKlt. 1V.I. l Dry tloods, Orocerles nnd General Merciian- rtlse. i"lP,I.HJMi m nusixuss GAUDS. "Qlt. A. L. TUHXKH, liosidenco on Mnikot Street ono door below I). .1. Waller's. nmce ocr Klelm's Drug More, omen hours from and iViVrvit ,rt'-itnu'"t ' rtlseases of tho E c, Ear Ml calls' night or day promptly attended to. Apr.23'TIS-tf )!!..!. C. HUTTKR, "II YSIC1 AN l: SUI10E0N, orucc, North Market street, y llloomsbtirg, Pn. Mar.dVU JH. II. 1'. GAHDXKR, l'HYSICIAX AXD SUHGKOK, liLooMsnuiKi, r,. omconbora J.scbti)lcr sou's Itardwnro Store. Apr.235-tf Q (1. 11AHKI.KY, ATTOUXKY-AT-LAV, (lmce Main street, brower's Building, Second story, Iloomslund f,. oct.15,'75. gAMUKI, KXOHH, ' A T T O It X K Y-A T-L A W, HI.OOMSIlUJiO. PA. OniCO. Ilartlllan'H IllOrk. Wimur Ml nml lol-rt "i'""' Oct. s, Q W.MILI.KK, A'lTOliNT.Y-AT-I.AW, onice in llrowcr's building, second iloor, room No. ; nioomsbtirg, I'a. Julyl,i3 a & W.J.llUCKALl'AV, ATTOItNEYS-AT-LAW, Illoomsburg, I'a, onice on Main Street, first door below Court House, .Mar.o, ,1 y l'..t.I. M.CI.AIUC, A i TOUNI.Y.S-AT-LAW, Illoomsburg, ra. Apill 10,'H- Ofllcc In Entsllulldlng. .CItF.VKI.ISU SMITH. IIKIirilY CW1S0 SMITH. CItlOVIOLIXG SMITH & SOX, A 1 IOHNI.Ys-AT-I.AW, Illoomsburg, I'a. n"All business enlrnstert fo nu,. nr,. in rnniAM prompt attention. JulyL'.a y II. LITTLE. UOll'T. II. LITTLE. E.IL &I! . It. LITTLE. ATTOllNEYS-AT-LAW, Illoomsburg, I'a. t!r"nulness before tlin r. s. I'.nem (hhii,..i,..i to. ORieelnthoColumblan Ilulldlng. ly 3S JIIOCKWA Y & KIAVEIJ A T JO II X E Y S-A T-I, A V, CoLVMiiiAs Ili'iiiusii, Illoomsburg, I'a. Members of the rnifeii sini.. inu t.etu Collections made lu any part of America'. Agents for i oiitlneiilal Lire Insurance Company of New l oik. Asseis nearlv 7.0110.111111. '1 im ii.,i 1,, H,o country, send tor descrlptlic pamphlet. tf E. 11 OUV1S, ATTOrtXEY-AT-LAW. Will nractlce In all tho courts of (Yiinmiiii mini. an and Lj coining counties, In the supremiH'Oiirt of 'enns.UMinl.i. and In the Clreuli nml mkihci miim ui in,- . 1111 en ruin's neiil in ini.llnspnrt, I'll Will be In Ids olllce In tho ('nlnmhi-m iiiiiiiiin room No. 1. liloomsburL'. on Tiiesri ivo ivr,,i,...t,i and 'lhursil.ij.s of ejih week; nndlri llcntonon Mon (I.H s 1'rld isaiiil salurdajs, unless nb3eut on pro- ILi"lul"ii uioiiu-m. SCIU. IS.1S.0, "I7KKAS HHOWX'S IXSITHAXCE AOEX J. CY, Kxchaugo Hotel, illoomsburg, i'a. '.tna, Ins Co., of Harifoid, Connecticut. Capital, tvernool. Lciuliin and clone. . U,,.llll,l'llll ltojal of LUcrpoui l'O.IWO.0' 0 .. 13 el)ll,00ll .iiiicansuire re ASMicI.it Ion. I' 1! adelnhl.i. .. 10,11111), (10 ,. .1,1(10,000 .., 1,11111 1100 fi 0,000 2.11,000 ... i,(HHi,o(ia 7.0!Ml ... 5,ai,(ioo meilean of l'lilladeinhi.i this of Hartford yarning, of Wilkes Harm ii'incrs Mutual of Danville.... amnio Mutual lome, New York March 50,'T4 y $OI,0!,s,000 MISCELLAXEOUS. M. 13 It OWN, Dealer tn 11001 s AND SHOES ToivAsiu Hoots a specialty. Hep ilrlng done at short notice. Under llron n'.s Ho tel, lllooiusbuig. , Oct. s,'75-iy fQEXTKAL HOTEL, A r I li S T-C LASS II O U S E, Oct. S,'7Jly JOHN LAYCOCK, l'rop'r. i1 M. DUIXICEI!, GUN am) LOCKSMITH. sewing Machines nnd Machinery cf nil kinds re paired, orau IIorsE Ilulldlng, Illoomsburg, I'a. Oct 1,'ii ly R. M. TUBES, WHOLESALK lintl.Elt IN IlUltXIXO AND LUIIIMCATIXG OILS. Ollll'e 111 Mal7l'S llllllilllif. rririirr Mnli, ,in,l ,,,lr streets, Ill.lio.llSlll'HO, I'ENNA, ST Orders sollclteil mu! lirninnllv tllle.1 ocf. s,';My JQUXTISTHY. II. l: 1I11H lill, IILNTIST, lespeel fully olfers his profcbsloiial senlcesto tho hips uiui gi'iiiieincn or iiiuoinbuurg anil vicinity. Isprepared (0 attend to all tho various openilious the lino of Ids profession, ami Is piovlded Willi the Hod on gold plating. slUer uud lubber base to m iiiiiifoien rum ri.Ais hktii, u 1111 11 111 bo In look as nelluslho inuural teeth. Teith extraclcd nil the new and most improved methods, nml nil pci.iiliuison the teeth laielully audpropeily at- ill co n few doom abovotho Court House, s.unn bllll'. OCt. 8 75 7 J. TIIOIiXTOX j. would announce to tho cllirer.sof lllnoms- iu and vicinity Dial he has lust rceelirdiifullaiul 'ouipli.lo as.iortmeiit of WALL PAPElt, WINDOW SHADES, riXTCKL'S', COUPS, TASLLS, another L'oodslnhls lino of business. Allthn iiuHestiind mobi unproved patlernsof thed.n nro alwuj s to be found In Ids ebtiiblUhmcnt, .Main stieet, below Maiket, oct. S.'IS EXCHANGE HOTEL, 0)inisllc llio t'OIII'l IlotliC, DLOO.MSlll'Ilfl, l'A. Tho Lauuest and 11 est In all respects In tho county W. II. KOONS. Oct. 8,'75-Iy ltoprletor. BROWN'S JIOTEL, BiiOoivisBima, rA B. STOHNER, Proprietor. Accommodations First Clnss-u.vsto tl.M per day, ItESTAUItAXT ATTACHED. Largo, Airy Sample Rooms on 1st Floor, A good ftalilo in rtur of Hotel, Jiloomsburg, Oct. s ls'5-lf. CONFESSIONS OE A VICTIM. Published lis a iiridin; and for t be U neilt of ouna men and oIIkikuIio sunirfinm MnousDiblllt, Loss 01 VMUiianuonii, ui, piing 111s ruiiH 01 sell' Cull', UIUI Uliili I hums nnu 11 cuui 1 ihk HUH VA1lini'. uud niullid tue on leeelUng u post-paid dliected cnvcloKi. Adiliess Naiusul Maykaih, 1'. o, llox 161, lirooki) u, N. v. juiy s,'7B-eiu kbi'y sti:a:,i fiouhiku mill, ESPY, l'A. STOUT & URKJSCII, PROPRIETORS. Ce-nerU Cuius in Hour, UiiJu, reed Ac. Cus tom amo to waer, 4um CARRIAGES iAI ANUFAOTO 11 Y ULOOMSBDRO, r.. M. C. SLOAX .t IJHOTITER TTAVE on Iinnd nnd for pale nt tho most XXfcasonnblo rates a splendid stock of nnd every description of Wagons both TLA1N and FANCY, Wnrrnnledtotio mndo of thehest nnd most durable ma) trials, and by tho mom experienced workmen. All work pent out. from tho establishment will bo found to be of the highest claps and sure to give per fect satisfaction. Thej have also a fine assortment of SLEIGHS of all tho newest nnd most fashionable stvles v. and carefully made nnd of the best material. An tnsneellon of lhdr work Is nsked ns ltlsbe- ucvea mat nono supenorenn 00 rounu inxnocoun try. Oct. R, 175 tf. KEYST08E CARRIAGE YORKS" 9 IILOOMSHURG. l'EXX'A. A- oM-han; S. CHOSSLEY has on hand and for sale cheaper than tho cheapest, for cash, or will ovuiango for old Wagons on reasonable terms, CAIIHIAGES, liUGGIES, AXD VAGOXH of eierj- description both plain and fancy. Portable Top llu??le, open Ilnirrles, Plain and rune Platform Spring Wagons all of the latest stjle nun nade or goon material and fully warrnnieu. dlve no a call before rurehatn" cliewliere. ns I can. not In undersold. I claim that I make the best wag ons io- ine iensi money. InlK)do nftliillritr. tiimmlncr untl rrnalr old work m uHisnuTH-'si nuiu'i", om &iiriiivr wi'iufu mm war rantKl to stand or no par. I will oxclian'o a porta 1 no up uiiffKi rornuv kiiiu or iihiuh r, s'lt-n as ncir lock.plne, asli, )lnn hickory and poplar lolrdt.1lU'i ed at my shop by tho first of L'ciiruary, i Iron- pair! as cash, A. S. Cl(OM?LEY. Tlif. Great Cause of Human Misery. Just published in a scaled envelope. I'riecGcls. s and Itadlcal Cure of seminal weakness, "HJvrTSr speriuatorrlia'n, Induceil by scir-abusc XfHtVaiv Involuntary emissions, lmputencj , ner vous (dilllly and Impediments to marriage gener a'H.ionsumpllon, epilepsy and fits; mental and phjsL'al lneapactti , ic, by ItoDEItT ,1. CULvElt Wl.I.L, .M. D., author of the C.rcen Hook Ac. Tlu world-renowned nulhor In this admirable Lec ture, clearly proves from his own experience that them fill consequences of self abuse may bo effect ually removed without medicine, and without dan- gerois surgical operations, bougies, instruments, rings, or cordials, pointing out a modo of euro at once certain and effectual, by which every sufferer, no matter what his condition maybe, may euro him self cheaply, privately and radically. Th is J.ectuee will prove a loon lo thousands and thousands Sent under seal, In n plain envelope, to any ad dress, on receipt of six cents or two postage stamps. Address tho l'ubllshcrs, CHAS. .1. C. KLINE & CO., 127 Bowery, Now York, Post onice Box 4,mg. April to, '75-y Moisture, dot. at loo c. 11." Organic .Matter, 2l.!S capablo of producing Ammonia, - -soluablo and rreclpltated Phosphoric Acid, Equal to Precipitated and Done Phosphate, Undccomposul Bono Phosphate, 3.1s S.G4 12.31 15.30 riHCE, $3S PER TON. Tacked In bags of '.mi ns. each. BATJGH &z SONS, Sole Proprietors, No. 20 South Delaware Avenue, Philadelphia, ASH No, 103 South street, Baltimore. Sep. 20-n. BL00MS13U11G TANNERY. (. A. 1ICIIRI'R RESPECTFULLY announces to the public that ho hasieorcued 1 SNYDER'S TAXXERY, (old stand) Illoomsburg. Pa., at (ho l'orksoftho Espy and Light street roads, vi here all nescilptlons of leather will bo made tn llio most substantial and workmanlike manner, nnd sold nt prices to suit tho times. Tho highest prliolncash ill at all times bo paid for G R E E X TT I D E S of every description In the country ronnge Is respectfully solicited. Illoomsbuig, Oct. 1, 1571- Thorubllcpat- LOUIS BERNHAHD, Dealer In Htairj w Arenas, clocks, Silverware, "Watches and Jewelry BLOOMSIIl'KO, I'A. Ladles' nnd Gentlemen's Mold nt.d silver Watches, of American and Foreign Manufacture. Silver and Plated Waro, Clocks, FINE JEWELRY, ."cC, AC. REPAIRING AND ENGRAVING I'roiniitly llxcciiletl, oct.8,'ia-ly "yAINWRIGIlT A CO,, WHOLESALE UltOCKltS, N, E. corner sccouanud Arch Streejs, 1'llILADBI.rUIi, Dealers in TEAS, SYUUl'S, COn'EE, SDOAll, MOL.SSES kick, BrlCEB, niCAHit soul, 4c, ic. IfOrders will rcceiru prompt attention, e1,T-tf F O R T If 1 1 of lini.oiio, j.vi.'O'i, jan.oeii, njs.ono, fjo.ioo fi,ono' with other smaller sun b 010 paid In tho Wjomliig Lottery, vvhleh Is coiulucli d la sworn commlssloueis and duly legnllied by tho Wjemlng UBlsl.iluro. llogular druw lugs IMh and m,th of caeJi month during ihojeiir. 'llckctsjl each, Ofur . sa forlw. Clrcu. lul'S with full Infin matlon mailed flee, ALLEN & CO,, M Nassau br., New Vonit, Sep. 17,-Oin. N TOTICE. 'From this dato tho Bloomsburir (las Comnanv will put Hi icivlco pipes at tirst exist and furnish and set meters nt four dullars each. for palm lug roofs, uud posts or other tlicbc rs placed Tho company na e em hand a lot of gas tar suited uudur grounii, LIIIUI HIUUIUI. 1'ilcu lo cents per gallon or 1 3.60 per burn 1 W. 111LLE1I. OCt.lSi'IS.U beet. PHOSPHO-FiSH BLOOMSBTJRG, PA., FRIDAY, NOVEMBER. 19. Poetical. Till', INDIA?' LOVER'S L'Al.l MIT. ut rpvin r. josh. "Tlio Indlun lotcr ltehts htscnlumet, enters the cabin of his rr.lH ess. snd gentlr presents it to hi r. lrshrMtltigiil.lic.s It, she isTiults Ida sd lrcsl i but 11 "Hi' hiiuiti 11 ill iHjril uuintnii'u, ur ii'uir. "tint throbbing heart." Anh' lrUH North Aa'rlca, Como to mr file, ul let me speak Of that fnlrnutumn Btghl, When paring la thy loie-Ut eye, I caught ibj Uisom'a ltht, And knew thy pulwi bounJed free Tor me, oh I ehrrUUwsl onf , for mo. That day 1 sturted In the fen The rnby-tmrnlshed snnke j Tint da thp sfstkUsl deer I chased Along thf woodeO Lrskc i And Tilth h! sntWs bought the shell My rnnlden std shf prtsl no well. Then nt thf wigwm's open door, hlle thon Hip umpum utrnng, The cougsr's shiggy LldV I doffed, Around my shouldrn flnng, And thon, with e)e which Into had wet, Didst touch nij lighted t ulumct. Then knew I by that indent sign, Tnnt o'er thy heart 1 reigned, And felt the Mlngo'i sweetest dote My warrior soul hud gained; And from thy klssi's In that hour, Drank dcw.drauglitu from thu lotus flower. Then Kltrht Minltou we Most, Tlio Indian Ood on high, And watched the antumn moon, that sailed Along a cloudless (Vy, And said that chinglng heavens should sco Our bright, unshaded constancy. Since then, amid our forest chiefs Thy mated one has stood, When council fire Us gleaming sent Across our rolling flood ; And time has thinned thy locks of Jot, slnco thou didst touch my calumet. And little forms besldo thee sport, Tho offshoots of tho vine, Who laugh ns round thy matron neck The field flowers wild they tnlne, And clap their hands In rough delight. And bid their sire behold tho sight. But autumn moons have found us true, And at ourorendoor, Tho lighted pipe of ruddy clay lias cloud-v reaths ns hef jro. And still at even's soft dicltne, Tho Mingo's sweetest dove Is mine. Miscellaneous. MU. IIAVTO.N'S IIOUSEKKCI'EK. UAXTED A HOL'SEICEEPER XO U.Mv but :ui elderly person, compe tent, and of the Inchest resnectuliilitvupfd apply. Call between the hourj of 2 mid 3, Thursday, Apiil (j, at Xo. , Michigan avenue. Kate Franklin read this in the paper which lay (in the counter in the little gro cery wlnle waiting to have an ounce or two of tea done up and a roll of baker's bread. She repeated the number of tho houso over to herself as she received the clianjrc from the grocer. She prepared the tea after she returned to the little baro attic, and ate her scanty meal mechanically. She forgot how un satisfied her appetite still was in her busv thought. stranger in a strange place, successively she had tried to find a situation as teacher, copyist, iu a store, seivinir. She had failed in the first three, and was starving on the last. She would apply for the place, but she would need rcfcrcuccs. Only one person, she knew in the whole great city of sullicient in fluenceMrs. Davenport, tho rich, haughty step-sister who had ill-treated her gentle mother whiloshe lived, and hated ICato her self. Perhaps Kate thought sho would permit her to refer to her, because, glad to have her descend to menial employment. Kate was competent for the situation, for during her mother's long illness and her father's absence she had cntiro charge of their large family and splendid house. Hut an "elderly woman." Now Kate, was not an elderly woman, being only 20: but sho remembered, with a sort of pleasure, mat 111 private, theatricals 111 happier days she had imitated the voico anil assumed the character of an old woman with great suc cess. She knew how to stain the skin to give an old and wrinkled appearance, and sho j had in tho bottom of a box somo falso grav hair and .1 muslin cap worn 011 one of theso occasions, fcho did not need to look so very old only to present a mature and matronly appearance. Mr. Edward Dayton waited at homo after his dinner to sco tho respondents to his ad vertisement. Ho was a handsomo man, not yet 30, with a gay, frank, good natuied countenance. He leaned back in a nonchalant way, his feet on another chair. "There ought to bo a Mrs.Dayton to man ago these housekeeping matters. Well, there's timo enough." Two applicants wcro seen and dismissed in Mr. Dayton's gentlemanly way. A third was ushered in. Mr. Dayton instinctively laid aside his cigar, and placed a chair for his visitor. Tho ladylikcness and propriety of her manner pleased him nt once, "Fallen for tunes," ho commented to himself. Sho answered his questions readily, but in few words. "A silent woman a gooel thing," was his inward remark. "I think you will mit 111c. Mrs. , what may I understand your namo ?" "Franklin." ".Mrs. Franklin, you will bo required to go out of town, about seven miles, to my country house, Oak Grovo in the town of Embury, on tho Grand Central Railroad, The salary I propose to pay is $000 per annum. Do my terms suit vou?" Sho answered quietly that they did. "Then it is all nettled. l!y tho way, I supposo you havo references, though that is a mere matter of form." The namo of Davenport was given, "Davenport? Robert Deavenportl I know them. All right. If convenient, you will please go to-morrow, Mrs. Franklin, or tho next day. I shall not como till tho middle of next week, nnd probably bring a friend or two with me. Have the chambers in tho ccntro and wings prepared, if you plcnso. Tho housekeeper there now will not lcavo until Saturday. Sho will show you round." "la Mrs. Is your wife, there, or to go soon!" Ho laughed. "Mrs. Edward Dayton? No, alio is not there, and I do not know of her going ut pres ent," Adding moro seriously; "I have not the pleasure, Mrs. Franklin, of having n wife," with a slight stress on "pleasuro." A vivid color camo into tho brown check of tho housekeeper, and her manner showed evident euibiurassmeut, "I thought-I belloTC I cannot " nnd stopped. Hcdldnotnotlco It. Ills mind had nl rtAdy turned to other things. He roe. "It's l fettled, I bellete. Ily the way," his eyes falling on the ruty black dres, "you nmy like an advance, as nn eridence of ths bargain It is quite cti'tomary, I be Here, to do so." The housekeeper's linnd closed on the fifty dollars that ho gate her, nnd the words she would have said were left unuttcrcd. Sho moved to tho door. Ho opened it for her courteously. "Good morning, madam." "Good morning," she replied. "I cannot starve. I mnt go. I can keep up my dlrgulje," she murmured. Mr. Dayton, accompanied by a friend. arrived at his country hou-a the middle of tho ensuing week. Everything within nnd witnont the home w In perfect order. If tho new housekeeper had made a ferr mis takes at first.thf j were soon rectified. Every room that she had touched showed .1 magi cal change. Her predecessor had been one of the kind who bclicTcd in tho sunlight never entering a room for fear of its fading the carpet'. Mr. Dayton felt the change without know ing the reason of it. He looked around him with a suti.flcd air. It was not possible to find fnnlt with the variety and quality of the food placed be fore them, nor the manner of its being served; and tho table appointments wcro perfect; and Dayton congratulated himself upon having such a jewel of a housewife. The weeks passed and a holiday came. Mr. Dayton had gone to town the day pre vious to remain the rest of the week. The housekeeper had 'given permiion to the servants to go also. She felt a welcome re lief to hare the house and the day to her self. She locked the doors carefully after tho last servant. She would have no dinner. Only lunch. She had almost forgotten her real character in that which sho a'sumed : hut to-day she could be herself without fear of intrusion or discovery. She laid aside her cap nnd gray drecs. wahed the stain from her skin, nnd ar ranged her luxurious hair In becoming curls and donned a pretty, fresh muslin, which iittcd well the slight, graceful figure. This done, sho entered the parlor and stood he- fore the mirror, as attractive a figure a.s one would often see. " Truly, I havo forgotten my own looks I I am Kate Franklin after all 1" sho said. Removed from her long restraint, her lirits rebounded. She felt gsv.Iight-heart- ed, and like committing any foolishness. Miss Franklin," sho said, in tin mincing affected tones of an exquisite. "It would be inexpressible pleasure to hear the mtiic of that long silent voice." It would be a great pity to deprive, vou of it then," sho answered, in her natural voice, "and myself also," sho added ; and going to the piano she opened it, and played a few pieces with exquisito taste and skill. and then she sung song after song, in a sweet, clear, cultivated voice. She choso at first the brilliant and triumphant, then the sad and plaintivo succeeded. There wcro tears in her eyes when sho rose. Hut to-day her moods were capricious. "Mrs. I'ranklm, who is playing on the iano 1" she asked, 111 an excellent imitation f Mr. Daytou'3 voice. "It is only I, sir, dusting the keys, thev need dusting so often," she replied, in Mrs. I'raiiLlin's meager tones: and sho dusted them vigorously with her pocket handker chief. "All, me," she said, "Xovv what other foolish thing shall I do to prove myself not nn elderly housekeeper, but a young girl, who, by virtue of her age, should be gay, b i!glit of birth; wealthy and of considera tion, visited and visiting, us Mr." Dayton's lady visits and is visited. Ho is noble ifoml ind handsome," sho said with a sigh, "tf ho will bo happy. How gracefully sho dauced hero nt tho party tho other evening, whon tho old housekeeper was permitted to look hhe looks good and amiable, too. Mr. Dayton danced with her thrco times. I wonder if I havo forgotten how to dance?" and humming an air sho floated gracefully about tho room. Sho stopped breathlcss.hercliceks brilliant with tho exercise, her splendid hair dis arranged. "I believe I feel liko stiff, old Mrs. Frank lin, with whom dancing doesn't agree." "Ono moro bong by that heavenly voice, Miss Franklin, and I shall go away dream ing I havo heard angels sing," in tho ludi crously affected voico she had before imi tated. "Ah," sho laughed, yet half sadly, "tho compliments poor old housekeeper Frank lin recoives, I hope won't quite spoil her.and turn her silly old head." She mt down again at tho piano, and sang "Home, Sweet Home," and then played one of Rcethoven's grandest, most siiliMnn pieces. Sho rose and closed tho piano. "The carnival is ended. Kate Franklin disappears from tho scene, and Madam iTausiin cntera." Neither Mrs. Dayton nor tho servants would havo suspected, from tho placid and Ugtillieet deportment of tho housekeeper when they returned nt evening, of what strango freaks sho had been guilty. Tho housekeeper, as usual.wheii Mr. Dayton was alone, sat ut tho table. It had commenced to rftin violently.and tho weather had grown suddenly cold. Mr. Dayton, ns ho had dono occasionally. invited her to tho library, where a cheerful firo burned in tho grate. Ho read the letters uud papers which ho had brought from town, winio sho knitted. 1V11 houror moro passed In silence: indeed. tho housekeeper seldom spoko except when asked a question. At length Mr. Dayton looked up to her and said abruptly: "Your'a must ho a lonely life, madam, If it in not a painful subject, may I ask how long sinco you lost your husband ?' Two hands suspended their employment two eye looked up to htm with an alarmed expression. In his serious, Bympathetlti countenance there was nothing to frighten or embarrass, but tho red grew deeper on her brown cheek. "It is a painful subject," sho said at last, flittering. "If you will jdcaso exciiso me." Ono morning ho was speaking of the great loss to ehildiin in being deprived of tueir arcius, "I never know a mother," ho said, f "Sho died before my earliest recollection. ' I be Revo that, man iu I am, if I had a mother,! 1875. should go to her with all my griefs, ns a lit tlo child would. I have sometimes thought of nking you to act as mother in tho quiet evening", when 1 have longed to confido in some one. My mother would havo been noont your nge, I think " Again there was a vivid color in tho cheek of the housekeeper, such as is rarely seen iu the aged, but it was accompanied by a qturcr in tnc month, nnd ended in a cough, but both mouth nnd check were quickly corered with a handkerchiefs, and quite a violent nt of coughing succeeded. Mr. Dayton, however, did not seem to notice, thongh he had given her one curiou glance, instantly withdrawn, and ho con tinued: "For instance, respecting matrimony. whoe advice of so much value as a mother's? Who o quick to ?ee through character and miikegood selection? Had you ason.whom nloai here would you select for n dntighter-ln-Iaw, .Mrs. Franklin?" "I am not acquainted with any of tho young Indies, Mr. Dayton," sho answered. "Trat, bnt you have seen them all, and nre, I should judge, a good disccrner of chnrncter from observation. Whom would you select from those yon havo seen?" ho persited. She reddened nnd paled. "I have heard tho Misses Grand lson highly spoken of. Their appearance would seem to prove tho truth. I doubt not that you agree with mc,"sho replied quietly. it was now his turn to color, which ho did slightly. ,'I do agree with you," ho auswered em phatically. It was late in September. Mr. Davton and his housekeeper wcro both in tho parlor. lie nad been unusually grave ail day. It scemcu to the housekeeper that his manner was changed toward her. "I have a few questions to ask, if you will dermit me, Mrs. Franklin?" She felt instinctive alarm at his tone. "Certainly," with nn effort. There was an ominous pause. "1 have been told," he said, "that Miss Kate Franklin, a young lady, by disguising herself, palmed off off upon mo for several months as an elderly lady. Is there any truth iu tho story?" looking scarchingly at her. She started to her feet, then trembling sank back into a chair. "1 cs, it Is true," sho murmured, falter- nigiy. I confess I fail to sec for what obiect. My heart you could hardly expect to g.iin in mat character. "Your heart," sho repeated, scornfully: "I md no such laudable ambition ; I had never seen or heard of you till I saw your adver tisement. Would you liko to know for what purpose I took upon me a disguiso so repug nant on shall? To savo myself from starvation. I had eaten but ono meal a day lor a week when I applied to you, and was suffering with hunger then. My money was all gone, except a few pennies, with which to buy a roll of bread for the next day's meal, and I had 110 prospects of more, for 1 had been refused further sewing. Hut why should you find fault?" her iiride rising. 'What matter it I were MIsor Mrs. Frank' lin, old or young, if I fulfilled tho duties I undertook? Have I not taken good care of your house Have I not made vou comfort able? If I havo not, deduct from this quar ter a salary, which you paid this morning, whatever you like?" I have no fault to find, except for plac ing yourself and me in an awkward position should this becomo known." aves of color mounted to tho poor housekeeper's temples. "I thought Imeant, that no one should know, least of all, you besides I thought when I engaged to come. that you wcro married. Oh, what shall I do? And she burst into a passion of tears. Mr. Dayton's manner changed. "Kate! Kato 1 I did not mean to distress you. Jouody knows but me nobody shall know." And he soothed her tenderlv. "Kate, look up. I love you with my whole heart. I want you to bo little hou-ekeeper my wife always. Kate, what do you say I taking her 111 his nrms and laying his cheek against hers. "My ovrn Kate, U it not?" Sho murmured something between her sobs that tho must go away this lulu uto. "Nonscn'e, darling I Haven't you been hero for months? What difference cau a day longer make? You aro safe with me, Katie. Oh, becauso I know you nro Miss Franklin, will you give mo the inexpressible pleasure of hearing from that long-silent voice ? Oh, Katie, you bewitched mo that day I lam afraid you will bewitch mo al ways. Rut, Katie, let's takoofl' theso trap pings," untying her cap and removing the gray hair, and with this action down fell the wealth of brown tresses. "Oh, .Mr. Dayton, you wcro not surely you wcro not homo that day?" looking up, covered with confusion. "Yes, Mr. Dayton was in tho library," with an accent 011 his namo which Kate un derstood. "Oh, Edward I and you teased mo with ill those foolish questions when you knew I" "Yes, my Kate, why not?" "Hut you looked so innocent." He laughed. "I shall soon, I hope, havo somebody, if not a mother, lo confido in; and, Kate, it is my duty and pleasure to give you a husband, so in future you can answer without so much pain when ho is inquired alter. 1 011 are too generous I" "I can afford to be gcneroui," ho said. earnestly, "when I havo had tho precious gia of your lovo. Kato, blest forever be tho day that I first engaged my housekeeper." It certainly seems hard to rcalizo that tho worship of apes, which has been common from a period of reinoto antiquity, still pre vails extensively iu Japan and India, and also iu putts tf Africa. In reference to this strange Infatuation, foiiio travelers are in clined to altiibuto tho source to bo thu doctrine of tho transmigration of souls, which 11 very common with savages. A traeo of this sentinunt is often found among our IICOILIII IIUIIUIIS. Sumo attention has leceittly been paid to 1110 long-neglected gravel of Gen, Zachary Taylor, on tho Hrowiisboro' luruplke, about live miles frum Louisville, Tho briars and brambles havo been cleared away and the broken walls of the sepulchre havo been re paired, An effort is now being made tohavo tlio remains of Gen. Tuylor removed to l-nuulurt. THE COLUMMAX, VOI,. IX, xo. CI COLUMBIA linMunitAT, VOL. XL, NO. 40 A Si.votjf.An Stouy A strango story is reported from Sraln. A detachment of Al fonslst soldiers recently discovered in .1 seclu ded part of n mountain chain a cavern which wns inhabited by robbers, who had taken ad vantage of the civil war In order to ply their criminal avocations. An alcove was attach ed to the subterranean- dwelling, tho door of which the soldiers broke open. They wero astonished to find tho apartment so decently furnished, and provided with books, flowers, and even a piano. In an easy chair sat a vencrablo old man. The soldiers interrogat ed him, but obtained only incoherent rcpllc: tt has been ascertained, from tho confession of one of tho robbers, that the old man was the cashier of a banking firm at llourgos that they had broken into tho bank, and 9to ten the safe, and had taken the cashier with them, in hopes that he would assist them t open the safe. During the retreat, which was marked by many adventures, the intret; id old man succeeded in evading tho vigi lance 01 his guardians for a short timo an secreted the safe in a placo where he would bo able to recover it afterward. When the booty was miss-d, and tho robbers failed to induce tho cashier to reveal to them tho place where it was concealed, thev revived tho proceedings of the famous chaficurs by roasting tne feet of their victim in order to extort a confession. Hut the inflicted tor tures had a different effect. Tho man got mad, and it was with the object of restoring him to reason that the robbers bestowed tho utmost attention on him in hopes that when 110 recovered his reason ho would reveal to them the place where tho safe was concealed Inn House-Fly H7ialftewic of them when coM weather begins. A reporter recent ly nlvcd .1 naturalist, who has given consul erablo attention to the study of tho nature and hapits ot insects, his opinion ou Hies, ami 11c said : - "Flies begin to appear in June, -become very abundant toward tho end of August and do not disappear until killed by cold weather; many of the eggs aro deposited in dung, in which the fleshy larva; undergo uicir transformation. 'Alio swarms of sum mcr are tho progeny of a few individuals which havo survived tho winter in somo protectee' nook, and aro not produced from eggs laid tlio preceding season. It is nos siblo that .1 few may pas the winter in the pupa state, and bo developed by the warmth of spring. Among tho thousands of domes tic flics, all of a specie are of the same size. thoso larger or smaller being of different species. The house-fly of Europe is consid ered distinct irom tho American species. "The fly is an absolute cosmopolite, as it is said there has been no part of tho world yet visited where it is unknown, and in some countries itcxists in such quantitiesas to bo a serious evil. Tho fly is a natural scavenger. It feeds upon every description of animal and vegetable matter, always pre ferring such as is in a state of putrefaction. and thus they are useful in tho removal of nuisances, though they frequently become nuisances themselves by soiling books, paper, furniture, window panes, mirrors, &c." Taste ix Dress, Tho French woman's rule in dress is a good one to modify pre vailing fashions to suit her' own taste. In a word, even- woman in Paris dresses to suit her individual fancy, and consequently wc havo that infinite variety in Paris styles. As a rule, with few exceptions, French wo men btudy what will become them, more than what is tho extreme of fashion, and combine tho two so as not to appear eccen tric or old fashioned, and yet not wear any thing unbecoming just becauso it is fashion able. A French woman never cares to have many dresses, or as they express it, toilettes, at a time ; becauso a dress never looks fresh and new that has been hanging up or laid by for some time. Sho keeps one dress for early morning wear on tho street, another for visits, and another for houso wear. She adds a fourth for soirees or receptions, if sho can afford it. Whenever eho takes off a dress she folds it up aud lays it by (sho never hangs it up) and thus her toilets always look fresh and new. Sleep ror. Children. There is no dan ger that children can sleep too much. Tho old proverb, "who sleeps, eats," is illustra ted in llioso children who sleep most. Wakeful children arc almost always pee vish, irritable and lean. If they can bo in duced to sleep abundantly, thoy aro quito likely to been me good-natured and plumn. Their sleep should bo as much during the nours 01 uark-ncss as possible, and it is bet ter that they should go to bed before sulisct to havo their sleep out, than to Ho long after sun-rise in tho morning. It is well to let any healthful growing child or youngperson sleep till ho wakens himself, and then givo him such variety and amount of outdoor cxerci.e as shall mako him glad when bed- timo couid. A OAnm'UL Husband. In a villago of Poiton a woman.nftor being very ill.fell into a lethargy, ncr husband and those about her belioved her to bo dead. They wrapped her up in nothing but a piece of linen, ac cording to the custom of tho poor pcoplo in tho country, and caused her to bo carried to tho burial ground. On tho way to church tlioso who were carrying her passed so near a bush that tho thorns pricked her, nnd she recovcreel rrom her lethargy. Fourteen years afterward sho really died, at least it was so believed. As they were carrying her to lie r burial and drew near a bush.'the hus band cried out two or threo times, 'don't go near tho hedges.' When a lamp explodes, or is unset, and tho oil take fire, great difficulty is exper ionccd in extinguishing tho flames. Water docs harm, for it will spread tho oil and in crease tho area of fire. A cloth thrown over t ho blazo will stiflo it, and so will loose pnrlb but theso are not often at hand. Tho best way to check an oil firo in such emergencies is flour, and it is generally accessible. Lib. erally scattered over burning oil, it absorbs tlio lluld, deadens tho flame and can readllv bo gathered up and cast out-doors when the firo is extinguished. This fact is worth re membering in these days of kcroscno accl denU. An exchange says: "A friend of ourn has a tittle niece, whose mother, thinking it timo for tier to put away her chlldieh things, in formed her that 'Santa Olaua was no per son nt all; that there wns 110 such perttou. Whereupou the child solemnly asked: 'Mamma, havo you been telliug me tics about God too?" There's an excellent ser raonln this, but the reader can easily OYOlYd IU", r 1 - ""1 ' ,j.M-.-y .1 HATES OF ADVERTISING. One Inch, (tvrcho lines or Its tqiilrnlent In Kent ell tj pel one or two liiMiittns, ti.ie 1 thief linei lions, iviv. spack. lit. sa. dm. tv, ly Onctnch ft.m jg.en jt.oo tn.Po 110.0 Two Indie 11 B.rO 6.1(1 7.10 V.Oi 1MB 'I hrnelnrhes ft.oo t.(n n.w Iv.lO ls.'n Four inches s.es) 0.00 11.00 17.10 vug (iimrier column 10.1,0 Is.m H.(0 icio ac.io Half milium is.co Kim vo.eo so.ro ' ro.iu on column......... .00 so.oo 40.10 caio lio.tn Yearly advertisements pnjnbtenimrtfrly. Tlni, Montnilvrttlseincnt must be paid before (melted except where imrtles have accounts. Irf-gnl-ndvortlse'inphlii two dollnts pcrlnf h for tin 1 r Insertlons.nnd ut Hint rnto for additional Instil Ic I. without reference to length. Executor's, Atltnlhl.s'rntor's nnd Audtlor'sNotletn thre e dollars. Transient or Local notices, twenty rtnta line. rcguhirndvcrtle incuts half rates. cards In tho "liuMness Directory" column, ei.e dollar per year for each line. Humorous. In these times the Sullan expects every good muzzle-man will stand to his guns. When a man has made puns for ten years ho becomes a decudo punster. A Pennsylvania printer, tho father of twenty-six children, can't account for tho hard times. A negro being asked what ho was in iail for, said it was for borrowing money. "Hut," said the questioner, "they don't put pcoplo in jail for borrowing money." "Yes," said tho darkey, "but I had to knock tho man down free or fo' limes before he would lend it to me." "I didn't steal 110 pound or tcrbackcr," said a prisoner in Springfield, Mass., ns ho was leaving court no proof having been pro duced ngalnst him. "I didn't tnko more'n a handful." Como back,') said llio Justice, "and be fined ten dollars. Tho court con victs you on your own confession." This is the latest story of servant gal-lant-ry. It wns at Walcrtown, X. Y. "I want $3 per week," said tho applicant: "all mv Mondays aud Thursdays. I nlso insist thut tamiiy prayers shall be said each dav." Then sho ran over a considerable number of mod ern conveniences which she would rcnuiru. Sho was not hired, The following is a literal conv of an en!. taph discovered by a Minnesota lady in a cemetery in Middle Pennsylvania, and sent uy tier lo Secretary of State Jennison. to bo communicated to tho Historical Society: Hero lyes thu bodio of Margaret Fay Her would if her could but her couldn't stay, Her had bad legs and a baddish cough It were her legs as carried her off. "What a nuisance!" exclaimed a gentle man at a concert, as a young fop in front of him kept talking in a loud voico to a ladv at his side. "Did you refer to me, sir?" threateningly demanded the fop. Oh, no! I mean the musicians, tlicre.who keep up such a noise with their instruments that I can'thear your convcrsation,"was tlio btinging reply. Fact and Fiction. 'Taint very easv to stick mo on a word in spellin'," said Elna than Hriggs, in McCormick's store tho other evening, where the customary group of counter-fitters wero assembled. "Let's hearyer spell 'knead.'" said 11 red. headed man with his mouth full of hard bread that he had taken from a convenient barrel. Meanin' to knead bread ?" asked Hriggs. 111 a tone of scorn. Tho red-hcaded man nodded. "K-n-e-a-d-," answered Hriggs. in a tonn that implied that tho rcd-hciufed man was wasting his time in putting such simplo words to him. "You're wrong," said tlio rcd-heaactl man. "Do yer mean to say," said Hriircs. grow ing very red iu the faee,"that k-n-e-a-d don't spell knead to knead bread?" I never seen no one knead bread." an swered the red-hcaded man with a chuckle; "I've se.eu 'em knead dough, sometimes, though." Hriggs was so mad becauso a crentle chorus bearing tho refrain of "Sold" was wafted to s astonished ear, that he prauced out of tho store and slammed the door behind him with such emphasis as to shatter a Dane of glass, which he refused to pay for tho next dav. He Wanted His Picture Taken. Yesterday a young man with a wart on his nose, dropped in at the Sherman photograph gallery, and remarked that he wanted his picture taken. "Will you havo it standing orn bust?" queried tho aitist. "Hint!" exclaimed the fellow, as lin inch ed up his hat. "Rust! Mister, do I look ko a man who would come into a itiettirn allcry to get on a bust?" Ihcy explained to him. and fin.illv ner. suaded him to sit long enough for a negative. Tho picture was a good one, and the noso stood out like a black cat in a bay window.. ino ieiiow looked at it.and as he handed it ack, said ; ".Shoot again, old nard. nnd see, f you can't make the wart look like a lticco of chewing gum. They told him that it couldn't bo dono. Well, ?eo here, now, pard," he pleaded. my name's Trullles, and I am eneratrod to n girl back in Injiatia, and she wants my pic ture. Sho don't know pvo pot this wart ; it growed sinco I left there: and if vou could just rub it out of tho picture and mnkn it look liko something that sho's familiar with a slice of bacon, for instance I would feel better " Thev fixed it up for him. and when h cnt out he chuckled : 'That'll fetch her; she'll just naturally think I'm floating round iu solid comforts ko bacon, string beans and sieh " Ilcttcr Than Notliiug. A good old Methodist ladv. verv nnrticii. ar and pious, onco kept a lioardinir-lionsn Ronton. Staunch to her principles.sho would take no one toboard whoelld not hold to tho temnl punishment of a largo portion of tho race. Hut the people wcro moro content on carnal comforts than spiritual health, so that in timo her houso; became empty, much to her grief and nlnrm. After some timo a bluff old tea cantaln knocked nt the door, and tho old ladv answered the' call. "Servant, ma'am. Can you civo 1110 board for two or threo days ? Got my shin nero, unit shall bo oft' us soon ns I load." "Wa-al, I don't know." said tho old lady. "Oh, houso full, th?" "Xo, but" "Hut what, ma'am?" "1 don't take any unclean or rumnl wn. pie in my house. What do you believe?" "About what?" "Why, do you bclicio that any one will bo condemned?" "Oh, thunder! yes." "Do you?" laid tlio good woman, bright en ngtip. "Well, how many fouls do jou thin'; will bo in firo eternally?" , '???';Wy'' ,Uft,,,u'.fcnll.v-ncvcr calcu lated that." "Can't you guess ?" "Can't iay-pcrhnps fifty thousand." Wa-Bl heml" mused the Jgood woman ; I guess I'll take you j fifty thousand Is Itt. tw than nothing.'