.7 THE COLUMBIAN (COtUSIIlUnBSIOCIlAT, STAnOPTIIR NORTH ANIlCOU'St ' niASi'ONsouinitii.') Issued woeklv , every I'rhlay mornlne, nt lll.OOMHIIUIHl, UOl.r.MIIIA OOl N'n? I'A. At twoi()U.aim per sear, pavnhlo In aifraticc, or .) will bo olinriti'il. 'to .Hiiuscrllicrs oul or tho , ,nnt,v l hi' terms urojl tM'iir strictly m advance MAS If not paid In nJvniico mill tJ.uo It piyment li a ,'inii'd iinjond l ho year n.i niicrdiseouilniii'd, oscoplnt tlio option ot (lie imi II li' T. unlll nil arrearages ore p.idl, li-it lrur r nun I rredlls ntl'T tli'i expiration ot the unit j .ir villi not ho Klvon, d iiip'rjHcniiiiitnt tliosvn p, or ludlstiht post ii a Hunt lio lintil tor In advance, unless u respon stole p"t'sonln I'ulinnlita county ussuinostiMiay tin' Buiin'ripllon hup on demand. pos I'AUI! Is no longer exacted from subscribers Iti t!io uoiitity. JOB PRINTIKTG. Till' .loiHilinf Department of llio roi.UMtiiANlsVery rn npM i', mill our .Ion I'llntlng will coinparo tutor aiily wl hiliatof ho Liiu rules. All Work ilonu on ilriii mil, no.i 1 nmln moderate pi lee. Columbia County Official Directory, I'M'-I'li'iil .liiitjfO-vvllllnm Illicit. A mud ii" .Indies Irani uerr, Isaac, s. Monroe I'l jiliiinoliir., .ti'. II. I'rniik X.arr. termer ll"f.iril''r Willi. union ll. .tncoby. liliiil 'l. vttiiiiii'V-lohn M. Clark. Mtl"!'llT -MIl'U.li'I (IroMT. .1 me nr -Iswic iv.vllt. Ti .isor-'r -.lolin smder. niinisslonci'H-William Lavvtoti, .tohn Jlciiicr, .l.ilui I. hi. i iminI-loncrs'l"lerk-Vltllain Kilcku.itnu. A t.llloM-H. ,1.1'ainplK'l ,M. II. sinllli, HavldYosl. r ,ronir-iliarli'Hii.Murpli . l ii ry uoiiiiult-il jiiyrs .i.ickIi II. I'rll, William II. Ii'. i Hit Suncrlnl -niU'iit Wl ll.nn II. inyilcr. ilkwii l'u ir lll.slilct-lllructots-u. V. lint, Scot, V'm. lira n T. ill.i.i.iH'iili'i iiuil Thomas I'rovcllnsf, pi. t, i). 1'. lint, Neciclur,. Bloomsburg Official Directory. MI., unstmrg HaiiUmr Company .lolin . I'linslon, 1'ivslil. ii , Ii. II. i .rn z, CiiHiiUr. I'irs Nn 1 mat it.mk e'liarioslt, l'axion, ' resident J, l. Titslln, ciiililcr. Coiuiniila Cumin Mil ti.il Having I'lind nnd Loan AsH M lailon-H. II. I.lt L', Proslilen , U. W. Miller, M't.'i'tHry, IlUinistmnr lliilldlnj and Savin? l'undAinoela'lon -Win. Peacock, President,. I. II. Ituljlsuii, St-cri'iury. lllimmsburir Mil n.il savliur 1'iiiid Asocia Ion J. J. Ilrower, I'rosldoii , U. u. Iiarkloy, sccro ary, CIIUIICII DIllKCTOKY. IIAITIST CIIUKCH. ltor. -I. r. Tin In, ('supply.) h'lii lay wnlros i a. in. andowp. m. N'lll'UI NI'IIOUI a. III. Prayer Meeting livery Wednesday evening nt ! pioek. S.m s fivo. Tlio pnblli' are Invped lonMend. ir.'imnCT'j i ' i'Iickas t'liiucii. Mlnli i r-lli v. .1. "ei i . huiidi', Morvlei's lii't, a. m. and H, p. m. Mid.' , 'Iiu il-da. in. .': t. :r "lui -Hvery ','edii.'ida.v evening n' ij rl.i k. Seutf tree. No jn-wsi ren ed. All nro welcome. riHwivimitiNcnurai. Mlnls'cr Hcv. sttmri Ml -hull. Sunday Servlci j -v a. i,i. and r.,v p. u. situ lay Seliaol u n. iti, reaver Mcoilir;-l'.very Wednesday evening a o'.loi k. IM..I.M free. No puVR rentod. Si rangers welcome. MBTIIOIIWT HI'lTOI'VI. fllL'HCIl. l',r ., p:,.- kiiIit llv. N. s. Iluekliuliam. MluK.er-llev. .1. 11. Medal rail. mi Klay S. nlei's 1 Si all ies p. m. '.iinilav school i p. in. . , IIU le I'liuw t:err Mondiy evenlngat f.X clock, v.i'iriit .Men's 1'iaier Men lng-i:ver Tuculay es u!nf iv i'.Vj o'duck. (ii iu-riil Prayer JleetlnK-llverj- Tlmrsday evening i oV'ock. IIFIOIIMSII Clll'llCII. i orner of Third and I ron Rlrccts. I'aslor-Kev. 'I'. I'. Iloifmeler. Hcl li'iiee ll il Htreri, near Forks Hold. Sunday senlc'S ui'j a. in. and 6 p. m. tuindav S( liool :s a. m. I'r.uer Mceilii!? Saturday. " p. in. All inn InMli d Theio H iiIhujs loom. Services every Sunday allernoou at 'i o'clock at ileller'a Lliurch, MadKun township. ST. I'VVI.'.SCIIUKCII. Ill Ctor llev. John Hew 111. Sunilay Si'rvlees-lii,'g- a. In., Cljtf p. m. Sunday School li a. in. I'lrit surid.i) In the month, Holy Communion. Scrdees piepiratory lo Coinmunlun on 1'ilday cvenlmr liufiiri' 1 1 io si Sunday In each month. l'eiVH rented! hiiteverjlioile vvilcome. IVi'miiis desiring In emiMill the Hector on rellKlom in iilnm will II ii 1 1 him lit the pai'spiuigo on Hock Sheet. KVVS'dKI ICAI. CIIUI'.CII. I'reslilliur r.lder-Hev. A. I., lleescr. AllliMer -HeV. .1. A. Irvine. siiiid.iv Servlui-3 p. in., lu 1 ho Irimsticetchuich. I'ra er Meeting l.viry Sahhath at '2 p. m. All are Invited. All urn welcome. (JATAWISriAr "J" ST. .I()llN'S(i:i'ISClil'Al,)ClllII:UII." Hector -llev. .lollll llevvllt. Kiiud.iv Serv Ices a o'clock p. in. ov cry Sunday, siiivlav school I ::m p. in. Holy l '0111111111111111 the second Sunilay In tho month. I .i . ihimiihiiiim.iiiiiuhiiiii rr nwni nwi w.mi tmtm mm ' l!l.()O.M.SIUfl!(l DlltKCTOHY. ClClIOOr, OIIDKUS, lilaiil:, jmt piinleil anil neatly iioiinil In small hooks, on hand for .sale at tlio Ciii.usiuiVN unice. eh. u, ia;r "SMAXK DKIOU.S, on l'ari lir.i.'iit and I.inin O I'aiier, common and for Admlnls ratorn, Hvccu Iiih nnd ti unices, for sale cheap at. tho Coi.uviuivm Olllee. "AniMAtiKCICKTIl'ICATICS.i'iktpnnliil mid tor Halo nt tlioCoi.UMiuvN' (mice. MlnH- , uf the (iosii"! mid .litstlccH should supply thcui- Helves with these necessary aitlclcs. Ti'SHMcr.smiircimiiTi(N' TTi i n"w 1 1 o pj at lite coi.fvniivM otllce. They contain I he cor lectcd fi es us established by tho last, Act nt I bo I.eg Ul.ituri' upon the subject, livery Justice, and Con stable should have olio. V KNIH'K NOTKS ju-t pi'inlcil anil for sale cheap at the Coix'miu vn olllee, Cl.OTIIINU.iC. VVIIJ I.OWKXIiKIKi Mercliant Tailor dn St., above Central Hotel. HOOTS AND SIIOI..S. HKXIIY KM2I.M, Matiafactitrer ami dealer In boots and shoos, groceilcs, etc., Main St., Illooinsburg. IA M. KXOHlt, Dealer in I'-oU nml Slioes I.J. latest and best hiyleH.cornerMaluandMaiket ktreels, In tho old post ofuce. CLOCKS, WATCIIllS, &C. r :. SAVTdi:. Denier in Clncki, Wntelies V ' . and Jewelry, Main St., Just below tho Central Hotel. MILMxTlHY l'AN'CV OOODS. MISS M. DIvlinicKSOX, Millinery nml fancy Hoods, Main St., below Market. Ml.lll.ll a.n lit aniiukoc. lilts. II C. I IOW 121!, Hals anil Caps, l'.ooH anil Shoca, Main street, abovo Com t House. CJ II. MII-U2U .6 SOX, dealers in I ij (loods, groceiles, (picensware, Hour, bfioes, notions, etc., Main slieet. Dry salt, l'H01''IlSdlOKAI, CAHDS. , , ,, v ,.',!,. if.n,. sewing Machines nnd Machinery cf all kinds rc- C . i m,V'-owe.idh!h1 1Ti"i,t"iT1 "0,'E ,,U"aUlSl Jil00'"' DK. VM. M. ltEIIEIt.Surgeim ami I'liy-i- 17"" "iTTi TTTtTi " clan. Ofllco S. 11. corner iiock and Market J- jJ 1 U 1313S h"!il;l'' WIIOIKS.VLE liKALFK 1M ' f It. LVAXS, M. D., Surgeon anil I'li.vsi IlUItXIXG AX I) LU1IUICATIXG OILS. J . clan, north tldo ot Main stieet, abovoJ. Ii. OHIto in Maize's llulldlng, comer Main and Cciitio Lyet's. streels, IIJ.OOMbllUnO, PUNNA, Jit. McKELVY, M. I)., Surgeon anil l'liy- rs-Onlers solicited and promptly tilled. . Ician, north side Main street, below Market. Ocf. s.'.n.ly f ft. UOlllSOX, Alloriiev-at-Liivv. Olllee TPvEX'i'lSTJtY'. ,) . .nl.ai.n,au'bul.dl,,gl,.Mris:t: J c. nowJ;ll, nl;NTIS,. SVMl'EL JAflOHY, Marble anil lirown rtef peclf ully olfcr3 his professional services to tho sloiii'Woik-, Hast, Illoomsburg, Herwlckivad. l.utlea and gentlemen of Illoomsburg and Milnliy. llolspicpatcd lonttend load tho various operations Hiiiwi.'VsitiKT llinlii.,i-ii.liei' over inthollneof Ids profession, nnd Is iiruvldcd vvlththo 1 1 )M ( u j in gi .11 ei , ov 1 r ( lmprovca jow.UJ,N .J KCT ' ,u i, w m bo In- , CIii'kA. Wolfs stoic. Main sum. mied ougold plating, silver mid iiibtcr base (0 ,- . . look 11s well ns tlie natural teeth. Teeth extracted Dlt. II. ('. HOW I.lt, Surgeon Dentist, Main pyall (he new nnd most appioved inelhods, and all -1 aiiuve in cunt ilnii-e. nperailonsou tho teeth cnetully and properly ai- -.- tended to. T II. MAl.i :, Mamniiitli (lioeerv, linoGio- .','nlcu a few doora above tho court House, same .J . e.-i'les, l.'iulls,Nilts,l'ruvi.,loin, i'e.,Malliand side. kki.su ceuuosiieets. 171 J. TIIOKNTON MlM'lll.l.ANlloLS. I. c ,S. KOI IN. ilealer in Meat, Tallow, etc. Centre stieet, 1 etwecn Second and 'lldl'd. t XI. (1IIUIST vIAa, Mildle. tiuiiK aim Harness iiMKcr, sunn s iiiocu, .n.uu im. T MIoMAS WlOlUl.C'iiiifcelloiieiynnil ISikery. wholesale and lelnll, icnacgu i.iuck (, D V. cnillM,!,. I'liriiituro Itouuis Hirec stjlj bi Id:, .MalnMreit, west of Maikct fet V. H0II1UNS, l.iiiltor dealer, sei il ilonr fiom I ho noil hvv est comer Main andiron CATAWISSA. M. II. AlSIiOTT, Altoiiiey.iit-I.avv, Main street. P 1 DA I.I.MAN, Merelinnt Tailor, Second" I), street, iif.i.nins-uuiiiiiiiK. D it. :, W. 1IUTTKI!, physician &kuh(u:o.n,i onicc, tu Jlalnstiect, iUMVU-y calavvlsbu, l'a. y-M. L. I2YE1ILY, ' ATTOUNUY-AT-UW, Calawlssa, l'a. Collections promptly mad and remlltcd. Olllco oppuolto Catawlska Deposit Hank. lUSIXIS OAKDS, YISITINU UAIII'M, LK'ITKK IIHADS, J'.IJ.Li llliAlir,, J'OSTIIHS, AC, 40., Neatly nml Chcnply fluted nt tho Coi.um IiIAN Olllee. B LANK M0U10A012S forsaletluoi'iittho :i!uSV's"nirropr!ct5r:. 0 It A X (1 K V I LLK D I II KOTO 1 1 Y . .1 11. HUltiltXd, Carpenter inn! I V . Main Ftreet bel jv l'lno. builder, Pu. o. a. mkoaiiohl, pi Surgeon, Mnlu street, next door U kici.iii and lo (lood's llo- 1IU0K JIO UN MO. A; V. II. HIIOHMAKUlt", Dealers" hi Dry eiooils.drocorles and (ichcrnl .Merchah- JSUtflNIlfeS cAims. lA.l. A. L. TUliXLMi, ltc'yiiloneo on Market t-trcet uuo door below 1). ,J. Waller's. onico orer Klelufa Druif store, onii-o hours rrom 1 to 4 p. in. fur treatment of diseases of tlio llj e, I-ir ami 'I liroat, All call uUht or day promptly attended to. Apr.2:i'ir,-lf It. .1.0. ltUTTKH, PHYSICIAN A hUltOUUN, onicc, North Market street, Mar.2T,'?4-y lilooinsbtirg, l'a. YU, II. K 0AHDX12I!, " 1'IIYSIOIAN AND SU110120X, HI.OO.MISIlUHd, l'A. o.llco abovo J, Schuyler A' Son's Hardware Store. Apr.SD'Tfi-tf Q O. UA11KLI2Y, ATI UllXI.Y-A T-l jA , (ifllco Main Mrect, Brower'j llulldlng, Second story, niiuiiuill u, UCI. Ki, (ii. ? II. IKhLKH, ATT0HX12Y-AT-LAW, Hooms lni:xchangolllcck, M floor, llloomsburi;, ra. gAMUlCL KXOIli:, A T T U K A 1', Y-A T-l. A W, I'.i.ooMsni'nti, pa. Ornce. Hartinan's Hlock. corner Main and Market Streets. int. B, '.a 1 W.MILLKIl, ATTOHNIIY-AT-I.AW, oairo In Drowcr'3 building, second lloor, room No. Illoomsburg, l'a. Julyl,"3 y c I JI.& W.J.BUCKAX.EW, ATTOKNllYS-AT-r.A W, Illoomsburg, l'a. Olllco on Main Street, nrbt door below Court House--Mar.C,';4 y F. it J. M. CLAUK, ATTOItNHYS-AT-I.AW, Illoomsburg, l'a. April lo,'7l-y omco In Knt s llulldlng. . CIlEVU.I.SO SMITH. I1KKVEV KVVIKO SMITH. CKEVKIilNO SMITH tt SOX, ATlUliiSL.l&-Ar-l,AVV, llloonisbiirg, l'a. B3-"A1I tiu'lnpsa entrusted to our carovvillrcclcvo piompt ut I cut Ion. jiilyl,'i3 y ii. li mi;. KOU'T. 11. LITTLE. il.A. li. K. LITTI.i:, A l l UlllilS-Al-l.AVV, Illooinsburg, Pa. :rr-iulness before tlio If. S. Patent Oltlco attended to. oihco In the Columbian llulldlng. ly 3S "J ItOCKWA Y A I2IAVEI.I,, A i' MU U A I: ti-A T-l j A V, coi.uMutAS Huii.iiisn, Illoomsburg, Pa. Members of the I'nlted states Law Association, ilieciliiiis uiailn In any Jiart nt Aincilca. Aircnts for Continental Life Insurance Coninanv of New ,'ik. Asscls neaily 7,iiini,inHi. 'I ho ta-st lu the cuii nt i y . Send lor ili'sui iptlve p.unplilct. tt T,1 i:. OKVIS. III. . I lUli.M.l-AI-l.AVV. Wlllnractlcelnalllhii couitsot Coiuiniila. Sulll- an and l.veoiutii 'counties, lu the Sunreine cmirt ot l'euusvlvanl.i. mid lu I ho circuit and HUH let courts of I lie I'nlted states held at Wllllamsport, l'a. win oe in ins iimeo in mo t'oiunioiaii oiiiuung. room No. 1. Hluoinsburi.'. on Tuesdav s. Wcdiicsdavs and 1'liiirsdajs of each week; and In Uciitonon Moll is s, i i ltia.vs una naiuruays, unless nusent on ino 'sslonal business. Sept. is,i,s. HIIDAS ISItOWX'S IXSUIIAXC12 A0I2X L CY, U.chango Hotel, Illoomsburg, Pa. Canltal. lltna. Ins Co.. of Hartford. Connecticut. . u.fAio.eoo Liverpool, Loudon and (ilubo '.ii.ihii.o o :o.alof Liverpool...., 13 fdo.uuo anc.uishlro 10.0110. eo 1'lre Association, I'hlladelplda 3,too,(Kiu Ainericmiof l'hlladclohta l.looeuo Alias of llarlford r o.oiw w.v inning, of w iitcs narro 2:n,oi) nil mors .Mutual 01 iiauvuie l.ono.iino lianvlllo Muliial -5,o,H) Home, Now York 5,guv,mo 01,019,11)0 March 20,'Tt-y MISCELLANEOUS. f M. I1I10WX, - j. Dealer In llooi'S AND Slions. Tim-ANOi Hoots 11 specialty. Hcpalrlng done at short notice. Under Hrow 11'a Ho tel, Hloouisburg. Oct. s,'7S-ly QENTIiAL HOTEL, A 1' 1 K b T-U L ASS II O U E, Oct. S,'T5ly JOHN LAYCOCK, I'rop'r. c.M- DUIXKEi:, GUN ami LOCKSMITH. would iinnouncQ to tho citizens of ItlOGms- Imig and vicinity that ho has just iccclvcda full nud couipieiu ussui iiucnu 01 WALL PAl'llH, WINDOW SHADKS, H.VTCUK3, COIIIIS, TASSKI-", and all oilier goods In his lino of business. All tho newesliind most approved putternsot tho day nro ulu-avH to Ihi fuundlu his establishment. Main street. below M.ukel. ocl. s.'io jXCIIAXliE HOTEL, Oliposilu tlm Court House, JlLOOMSIIl'HO, PA. Tho LAiiur-sr and Hcst lu all respects In llio county W, 11. KOON1. Oct. 8,'IO-ly 1'iopiletor, BROWN'S HOTEL, DLOOIVlSBUnO, FA., B. STOHNER, Pxoprietor Accominodatioiis l'lrst ciass-tl.Mtofl.w iicrday. B12STAUIIAXT ATTACHED. Largo, Airy Sample Booms on 1st Floor A good stable ill rear of Hotel. Illoomaburg, Oct. 8, Is'S- tf. CONFESSIONS OV A VICTIM. I'ublUhcd as a vv urnlngnud for thobeueiit ot v pung inenuiid olhcrBWliu buUirfroin MivousDebllltv, Loss ot Womanhood, etc., giving his rules ot self- euro, ufiir uiiuirgoiiitf muni kuuciiub' mi" vAA-3v, nnd mailed tree 011 iccilvlng a imst-pald d reeled 2St..iM: Address NAUANUi, MtvrAin. I', o. llox IM, Uiooklyn, N, V, ulys,ttmm 9 new isiaSu) STORU. OPERA HOUSK, 3d ROOM, Stg.flO.HMII'EUJ, IM. U. H. STlTTflKIiANI") Hcipcct fully Informs the public that he has opened 11 New Muile stole, III tho Hlooiiislmrg opera House, on Centre street, below Main, vvheru ho keeps 11 full assortment of PIANOS. OIKIANS, MUSICAL INSTHl'MllNTS, SIII1I1T Ml'SIC, MfflC I'.OOtiS, SC, nlwa.vi on hand nnd for sale at the lowest prices. He Invites the patroiisof luiislc lu call and examine his stock. KKI'AIIUXG AND THXIXO. also ntlended to ondemniid. Tliopubllc patronage Is rosiecttully solicited. Oct. f, 'T5-ly AViM. Y. K ESTER, I1I.O0MSHUIIO, PA. Has removed lo Iron street. second door abovo the lit formed Chut ch.w hero ho u 111 he pleased Iosco all his old friends and new cutomcis, nnd servo them with satisfaction. All work warranted. lB-v CARRIAGE MANUFACTO EY III.00MS11UHU, l'A. .Al. 0. SLOAN & HU0T1II2U HAVE on liniul anil for sale at llio most rcasonablo rates n splendid stock of CAUICIAftHQ, ItlKKai'.S, and every descilptlon of Wagons both PLAIN nnd FANCY, Warranted to bo made ot tho best and most durable maecrlals, and by tho most ex)ierienced woikinen. All work sent out from tho establishment win bo found to bo ot tho highest class and sure to give per fect satisfaction, llicy have ulsoallnonssortinciitof SLEIGHS of all the newest and most fashionable stjlesvvcll undcaretullj made nml or the best material. An Inspection ot their work Is asked as It Is be lieved that none superior can bo iound 111 tli! coun try. Oct. s, 1ST.', tf. KEYSTONE CAKMA&E WORKS! AS. OKOSSLEY has nn hand anil for sale a cheaper I ban the cheapest, for cash, or will exchange for old Wagons on leasoiiablo tenus, OAHIUAGErf, ISUGGIHS, ANI WAGOXfc of every description both plain and fancy. Piirt.'ililo Ton I'.UL-uies. oiien llmrirles. Plain nnd 1'iiticv Platform snrlmr Wiuronsidl of (ho latest st.vle nnd made of good 1nate1l.il and fully warranted. (ilvo me a call ueioro purchasing eisownere, us 1 can not bo undersold. 1 claim that 1 inako tho best wag ons for the least money. 1 also do painting, trimming and lenairoid won: at tho shortest notice, old spilngs welded and war ranted to stnnd or no pay. I will exchange a port.i- uie lop ouggy ror any kuiiioi lumuer, s-ii 11 us neir lock. nine. a-h. linn hickory nnd nonhir tobedcllvei ed at my shop by the llrslof reuruary, lsf.l. Iron dale orders taken nnd McKelvy, Neal & Co's for ie- palili .-as cash a s.tiiuasiiijii uci. S, IS.D, LIGHT STREET BUGGY & CARRIAGE ivr.nsrxjr'v.cTOE.-" IK. OMAX hereliy inrorms the pulilio , that ho has enteicd Into co-partncrslilp with Ids" urother.O.L. Oman, and that tho business will hereafter bo conducted under tho linn namo ot II. i OM.l.V & StICUXIIUIl They will have on hand or manufacture to ordor BUG G 1 12S, carriages, - spuing wagons, light wagons, 110AD WAGONS, cverv thtnc In their line ot business, of tho best miiuilul nnd most Luinpleto workmanship, and at piicesjis luw us can 00 uiioiiieu. a?" A uhare vf I'ulilie mlronarjc 14 respectfully tl'llCKlO. II. 1 OMAN t llltOTHHH, Aug. 11,'Jl-ly. A GBEAT STHIOE ! Up and Over Old Itlclliodw totind to lie Utility, or oiuuuf lun tililc, dixcarded! : 0 : A NEW AXD VASTLY ADVAXTAOEOUS PLAN IIEIIXIIY ADOPTED I!Y G.K1.&J.K.L0CKARD At tlicii- "Works in Blooinslmrt;, 'nrmciiv Hlnninsliui-L' Iron and Manufacturing unuuuiy). w heru will bo Lent constantly on hand u largo tu,soitmentof tVhltu and Itrd Asli Anllnaclto (;nl, 1'OIt D0MI1ST10 l'l'HI'ObllH, AND CUPULO, IILACKSM1TII AXD lilTUMIX OUSCOAL, at prices to suit the trade. All Coal specially pro- i.ll lu ui iui u iva,,ii mu lulu, nou Plows and Threshing Machines, and all kinds ot Casting and Machine Work. lii'.p VIltINO nioinntlv nttended to. They'would respectIullyboin.il tuo rutrouugoor 1110 runuc. ' t W 1 i: tlM'lvtllll Oct. 8, '76-ly illoomsburg, l'a. AINWHIQHT & CO., WIIOLKSAI.E (HtOCKltS, N. K, Corner Second and Arch streois, 1'IIILAtlELrUU, Dealers In TEAS, SYHUl'S, COITHE, BUOAIt, MOLABSES rack', sncts, bicaiib Boni,S;c.,4:c. tirorders will receive prompt attention, 1.T-H TJLANK NOTI':8,wllli:or wilhout eiiuipllc llLOOMSliUllO, l'ENX'A BLOOMSBURG. PSIDAY, 0CT0BE1115. Poetical. IIHMIIIO.N AM) lllll'TKINi;. He stood beforo tho Sanhedrim i 'I he (cow ing lal.bls gnred lit him. He licked not of their pralw or blamoj Thcro vvns no fear, there w as no tlinlnc, l'or one upon whoso dazzled ejes Tho whole world poured Its vast surprise. Tho open heaven was far loo near, Ills llrst il.i -s light loo swis't nnd clear, To let I1I111 waste lit- liew'.gitlned ken On (he halc-cluuded faces ot men. Hut still they questioned, Who nit thou? What hast thou been? What all thou now? '1 boil nrl. not he vv ho e'trrday Sat here and begged bes Ido the ways And 1 am he, l'or I was blind and now 1 see. He told the story o'tr and o'er j It was Ids full licai fs omy lore! A prophet'on tho Sabbath diy Had touched Ids sightless oos with cloy, And made him see who had lieen blind. 'I heir w ords passed by him llko tho w Hid v lilch raves and howls, but cannot shock Tho liundred-fathom-rooted rock. Their threats nnd fury all went vvldoj They could not touch Ids Hebrew pride, Their sneers at Jesus and Ills band, Nameless and hopeless In tho land, Their boasts of Moses and Ids Lord, All could not change him by ono word. 1 know not what this man may be, sinner or saint i but as for me, One thing 1 know, that I am lie Who once was blind, and now I see. They vv ere all doctors of renown, Tho great men of a famous town, With deep brows, wrinkled, broad nnd wise, I'.cnoalh their w Ido phylacteries i Tho w Isdoni of tho Hast was theirs, And honor crowned their sllv er hairs. 'I ho man they Jeered nnd laughed to scorn Was unloarned, poor, nnd humbly born i Hut ho knew better lar than they What e.iinotu him that Sabbalh day. And what the Christ had done for Idol llo knew, nnd not tho sanlicdilin. Ifwpcr's Maynzine. OCTOIiKI!. After dark vapors have oppiessed our plains l'or a long, dicary season, comes n day Horn of tho gentlo south, and clears away I'iMiii the sick heavens all unseemly status. Thounxlous month, lelieved from Its pains, Takes, 11s a long lost right, the feel of May; Tho eyelids with the passing coolness play Like roso leaves with tho drip of summer rains. And calmest thoughts conio round us-as ot leaven Hiiddlng, fruit ripening In stillness, uututnu suns binUlng nt eve upon the quiet sheaves Sweet Sappho's cheek a sleeping Infant's breath The gradual fand thro' an hour glass runs A woodland rivulet a poet's death. Kcals Miscellaneous. DAVID MOSS, ATTORNEY. I hud nfler it severe struggle with poverty caught at tlio skirts of tho legal profession. V sign with gilt letters, 'David Moss, Attor ney and Solicitor at Law,' was tucked on my ollico door 011 Loui-iana avenue. Within few ditsty books, an empty desk and 11 di lapidated anil chair, proclaimed my legal status. I had waited patiently for criminal and perplexed debtors lu rush in and seek my advice, but tncy did not rush well; hope deferred had almost made my heart sick. On the morning of December lilst, 187:5, I sat dUcnnsolatcly in my ollice,with my over coat buttoned up lo my chin, said overcoat aiisvveiing in lien of lire, and look n pros pective glauco at my nflUirx. My finances stood two to five, that is n live cent nickel to a two cent copper. Tho fivo cents would buy :t glass o( beer and tho two cents a pretzel. 1 binilcd at my anticipated happi ness, mid look an inventory of my ward robe. Liko their owner, my coat and pants had evidently seen better days, for, although rtity and threadbare, they showed traces of their original color and texture. I com menced tu ruminate on my condition nnd achieve plans for tho future. Hut all I could bring to aid were tho words of Iloraco Gree ley, 'Go West,' and 'you are n liar.' I know I was 11 liar techie.illy speaking, because my sign proclaimed mo to bo an attorney and solicitor at law, and yet I had not had n single cnio to plead beforo tho bar, although I was nominally a member. To go west was to my fancy a literal burial of all my 'splen did possibilities ' I knew I possessed (what young man is there that docs not think the same?) genius tiiat would astonish the world if it could only find an outlet. Just as 1 arrived at this point in my reflections, tho door of my ollico swung softly on its hinges, ami a man clo-ely mulllcd in winter apparel stood by my side. 'Arc you n lawyer, sir?' ho said, with a (juestioning glance in ids steel gray eyes. 'That is my business,' I returned, coolcy straightening myself to tho full height or my fivo feetsix. Ho smiled at my manner, slipped a fivo dollar noto In my hand, mid said blandly, 'I have tome for advice.' This was coming to tho point. I thawed instantly and asked mv client to bo seated. , Ho was 11 middlo aged man, tall and sinewy with black hair, sparsely mixed with gray. lis dress and manner proclaimed him 11 man of wealth. I noticed this ns ho slowly seated himself: 'Suppose,' said he, 'you had an only daughtcr.aud sho was obstinately determined on marrying u niiiu that yon dispiscd,u man whom you knew lo bo 11 villain, but had no means of proving it.' 'Is your daughter of ago ?' I naked. '1 did not say sho was my daughter,young 111-111 : you jump nt conclusions j no nolo invyer accepts anything without proof.' I felt that I had suddenly changed places with him tlint ho win tho attorney and I was tho client, but taking 110 notice of his words, I repeated tho ipiesliou with a varia tion. 'Is sho of ago?' 'Yes,' was tho reply, 'oho is of ago and as obstinate as a mule.' Disinherit her,' 1 suggested, Oh,' said he, with a shrug of his shoulder, 'I have tried everything ; I havo told her she shouldn't havo a penny of my money ; 1 havo kept her on bread and water j hired governesses to watch her, lu fact, 1 have lclt no stono unturned.' 'Thcro remain only two methods; iucarccrnlo her lu nil insane asylum, or put detectives on his track and convict him of some iguoblo action, I said. 'Your last suggestion is tho best, lint oven if I should convict him of murder she would imagine that it was n conspiracy on my part, uud marry him at tho gallows,' ho remained iu deep thought for sove rid minutes and then tald; 'Young man I don't think youi'Tjusiiiets Is very lucrative, how would you llko to chuugo It for something niore profitable? Chango or starvation wan evidently a necessity lor 1110. bo of courso I had 110 ob I jvctloni to offer. In fact, imy .escape- from my present conilitlon wns liko n goilsoml to inc. I imparled my wlllltignoH tu lintko any rensoiinblo clinngc. Wo soon ngrccd 11 pun tenus which seemed tu mu more than liberal nnd together eoiicoclcd soino plan lu bring tho young lady lu siibmKsluii. I hud soino cniiipiinctinii of conscience, for two against tine, mid tliut 0110 nl' tho vveuker sex, seemed hardly fair ; but the novelty nnd tlio riiiiiaiico nnd tho solid cash connected with it, reconciled mu tu tho situation, ci 1 a print 11 fiit as tho suit from the west wns gilding tho Capitol donio with tho last gleams of de parting day, the train from lUlllinoro came lulling in. It was Christmas eve, and the busy crowds wcro hurrying to their homes. Two days before, David Moss, attorney and colicit.il', -eedy nnd threadbare, had left for llalii'.Hire. This evening the tricii brought lr k David Moss an elegantly attired gentleman It is astonishing how one's dress increases their self respect. Xo doubt Polonius thought of tills when ho said to his son, 'Costly thy habit as thy purso can buy, for tho apparel oft prooclalnu tho man.' What a chango it had mado in my feel ings I A few days ago so despondent, now buoyed up by hopo and my good looks. I felt as happy as a king. My mirror had told 1:10 tho samo flattering talo which it tells many a belle. My ambrosial looks were curled in style, my blonde moustache was waxed to perfection, my bltio eyes sparkled, and my mannerly form was im mersed iu an elegant suit of broadcloth. lie sides all this, I had cultivated a becoming pallor, for I was to enact the rolo of invalid. A carriage was waiting, I was assi sled into it by the obsequious footmen, and sank languidly 011 tho cushions. I was driven to an elegant mansion, met by tho host and al most carried lo a luxurious chamber. I was too fatigued to go down stairs that evening. but tho amount of supper which 1 contrived to swallow, and tlio w ino it took to wash it down, would have aitonishcd a restaurateur. In tho morning my head was so bad that I took my colleo iu bed. At dinner timol managed with my assista nee, to get to the dining-room, and for tho first time met Kate Marston, tho young lady whose dearest hopes I had come to overthrow. After tho first glauco I began to think that perhaps- old Mr. Matston had mado a grave mistake in bringing mo there. I never had an ideal; my busy life in collcgo and my money to live at all afterwards had allowed 110 margin for dreams. I!tit 1 am sure Kalo Marston embodied nil the elements which have com posed my ideal if I had poscsscd one. She was small, a perfect brunette with blue eyes, which might sparkle with love or hate, red lips and checks, lustrous black hair, white, shapely teeth, and, in fact, everything which is charming in woman. She treated 1110 very kindly, very gently, be catwe I, her father's friend was an in valid, If I had been apparently strong and hearty sho would have suspected her father s 1110 live, and met every advance with a rebull' , Ho had brought several eligible young men to his house but Kate had sent them about their business in anything but a conipli nientary style. All the ladies who had been hired as companions she won over lo her disobedience, and vveto di-chargid in dis grace. It was plauiie 1 that while drawing on her sympathy, uud seeking kindly ollices from her, 1 should watch over ncr, keep with her as much as I could, and excito if po-si hie, the jealousy of her lover, and tempt him to sumo desperate action. I felt im mediately that it would bo plea-ant task, although had I been as I ap pealed, a voting man of lauded estate, I would havo entered into it with greater zeal Por a few days everything progressed smoothly, Kato was assiduous in her at tcntions to my comfort. I would lie on the sofa and slio would read to 1110 iu her dulcet tones. I enjoyed this heartily, for she was really a good reader, and Tennyson or lly rou from her lips was tho bvvectest musiu lo me. When my head ached, and I often had severe spells witli my head, how tenderly she bathed it with those deft fingers of hers. I would have been content to live and bask in the sunshine of her presenco forever, but observation showed 1110 that titero was a necessity for action. Sometimes ICate would shut herself up iu her room for an hour or two. Meanwhile, I, on whom timo always hung heavily when sho was absent, placed my chair by tho window to view passers by. Invariably I saw a man pacing up and down, iu front of the house, llo was of medium sie, light complexion, blue grey eyes, long side whiskers, a mixture between flaxen and brown. Most people would havo called him rather good looking, but a close observer of character would havo noted the strangely bhaped forehead and tho gradual sinking in of tho features at tho bridge of tho nose. I wuii not long in finding out this was Kate's lover, and I took a strango delight in watch ing him. I caught him looking at 1110 with a malignant scowl. With Kale's re-appear-anco ho always disappeared. 1 was certain that they were keeping up a correspondence, but I never nwv her receive any letters. 1 began to oncoct plans to prevent this. I begged her as a great favor to help mo in writing some letters which was a necessity for 1110 to write, but which, on account of my weakness, I was unable to do. I kept her for long hours writing letters about all sorts of things, to imaginary people, which, of cotiise, were novcr mailed, I havobomoof them yet carefully put away in my writing desk. Then wo took long rides, and bhc, believing 1110 to bo a stranger iu the city, pointed oul objects of interest,and answered the numerous questions which I clioso to ask. I think at thoso times sho must havo thought me very stupid, and possessed of very little information, but sho always answered mo with the samo unwearying kindness. Willi all tho firmness and, as her father termed it, obstinacy .hero was always in her that gentleness and sweetness which characterizes the truo lady. I only sighed that blie had not bestowed her love 011 some worthy object myself, for instance. Luckily I met 110 one that knew 1110 us David Moss, attorney and solicitor; but wo nearly always passed somewhere In our rides her lover, whom her father told mu was Walter llev euux. At btieh limes Kate would bow and smile, while ho returned a haughty nod, which biought frighteuedggrioved looks into Kate's fair face. Then an insane desire would seize. 1110 to jump out of tho can logo nud glvo hint tho thrashing ho deserved, but discretion being tho Letter part of valor, I would 011 reflection remain neatcd, and by 1875. playful' badlnngotndeavor to coax back kate .s smiles. 1 had been at Mawlon's homo nearly a niontli,aiid been treated us an honored guest by both mnstcr and mistress. Tho chango iu my 11 to seemed almost as wonderful ns the miracles wrought by Alhidln's lump. I came slowly down stairs on this morning, a little earlier than ii-tial, and entered the dining-room. I had expected to find no ono there, nud was surprised to bco Kato kneel ing beforo her pet canary, wcciilujr bitterly, and between her sobs saying, "good-bye, sweet-heart," for so sho called tliu bird. 1 entered unobserved, no 1 slipped out again and closed the door softly after me, de termined tu closely watch affairs. I camo down Into tu breakfast, and found her father already seated. There were no traces of agitation about Kate; there deemed to be an added sweetness and gentleness in her manner to her father. 1 complained of having passed a bad night and of feeling badly. I kept my room most of the dav, but within its precincts I raced furiously. To let her escape with that scoundrcl,sccmcd to mo would be to let tho lat of my life de part. Xo, I was determined to prevent it even at tho cost of my life. 1 he day wore away in slow, interminable length. I did not tell her father what I suspected, but prepared to keep my vigil none. Uy leu o clock tho house was silent. I knew that Kato had gone to her room, for I had heard light steps on the stairs somo time before ; I lowered the gas, opened my door silently, and prepared lo listen to every sound. The town clock sttuck eleven, twelve, and one, before my patience was rewarded then tho creaking of the stairs drew my at tention. Looking out I saw in tlio dim light a dark robed figure stealing down, then the clicking of tlio locks in a moment. I followed out through tho gate, down lo the cud of the square, wheie .1 closely covered carriage was awaiting. I arrived jttst in timo to hear alter I'cvcaux's voice say ing . 'Kato darling, I knew you would come,' when I took her by the arm nnd said : 'Kale Miss Marton, you should not do this mad thing, licturn with 1110 to your father.' Then lteveaux's voice iu a passion cried : 'How dare you interfere ? 1 will teach you better manners !' lieforc I could avoid it ho raised a pistol and fired. I felt a dull pain in my side; then came a blank. CIIAPTnil in. When I returned to consciousness 1 heard voices faintly whispering : 'He cannot last much longer, poor fellow.' Iliad .1 dim idea that tho room was full of people, but I recognized no one; then came another blank. I hud been badly wounded in the side, nl most fatal, but careful nursing nnd a good constitution triumphed. After returning to consciousness tho second time I mended rapidly. I think what helped 1110 nio-t was Kale's sweet face bending over mo with such :v woild of tenderness in it. I convalesced rapidly, and Kate and I soon resumed our rides. One morning Mr. Marston summoned me into his library and told me that I must appear as a witness against llcvcaux. This I did not wish to do, lor fear that it might complicate Kate ; but Mr. Marston insisted, and the trial le-ulted in Mr. llcvcaux being sent to the penitentiary for three years. Kate manifested no feeling ; her lover seemed to have yielded lo the circum stances. Willi Mr. I'eveaux's sentence iny work was done. I had gained the end for which l was employed. I told Mr. Maislon this and thanked him l'or his kindness. 'Do you really wish to leave us, my boy?' 'X'o,' I replied ; 'but I havo completed my mission, and now there is nothing left for me to do. In leaving you I leave everything, and go forth into the world moro desolate than I came.' Mint why not stay? I . havo property which needs care. I can find plenty for you to do. 'Can't you sco that it is madness for me to stay ? I have only relieved you from one tiotible to drag you into another. I came here heart whole ; I shall go away leaving my heart behind me. I would not havo been persiimpliious enough to have told you this had you not forced mo to explain ; us you sco it is, tlio only course open to me is to go, You havo only e-caped one danger to cu counter another.' What a kind, benignant expression camo into the old gentleman's eyes as ho re plied: 'If Kate loves you,"yoti can marry her. I only ak in my sou-iu-law sterling wutlli, and I believe that you possess that. I care not for money, lauded estates, or whether blue blood or plebiati flows iu your veins.' 'It is wortli makes tho man Tho want of it tlio fellow.' I lost no time in finding Kate, and telling her tho old, old story ; when I had lirished she looked up and said. 'Can you trust me now. 1 have been so very, very wicked.' Trust her ! Xo angel from heaven would have seemed purer, and so I told her. My sign, 'David Mo,s, Attorney and Solicitor at Law,' hangs out onco moro iu view of tho capilol. It is not now merely an empty sign, but a reality.and my praetico is not only largo but lucrative. 1 havo a special penchant for unfledged attorneys, and do all that I can to throw practice in their way that they may show of what stull' they nro made. Success. Purposes, however wise, without plans cannot bo relied on fur good results, Kan dom or spasmodic efforts, like aimless shots, nro Usually no better than wasted timo and strength. Tho purposes of shrewd men in the business of this lifo nro always followed by carefully funned plans. Whether tho ob ject is learning, honor or wealth, the ways and means are all laid out according to tho best rules and methods. The mariner has his cliuit, tho architect his plan, nnd the sculptor his model, and all as a means and condition of success. Invention, genlm, or even what Is sometimes called inspiration, can do little in any department of theoretic or practical science, except ns it works by a well-lnrnicd plan, llien every step is an advance toward tho accomplishment of the object. Every tack of the ship nia'de aecoid ipg to nautical law keeps her steadily near- lug tho port. Each stroke of thy chisel brings tlio marblo into a closer likeness of tho model. No effort or timo is lost, fur nothing ia done rashly or nt random, Tin: coi.uMiiiAX, von. ix, xa n CUI.UMII1A DHMOORAT, WU U " How "The Kauri" Win Written. in a dlvnxston of th.i mental condition of lldirar A. I'd". In d-rtbtier fur octolier, under Iholltle of "A Mud Man of ltl"in." Mr. I- o. l'ulrfli'ld gives the folluiilngi. .nHlctlng account ol (lie composition ot "lhe Haven. ' Another fact that seems lo witness to his epileptic condition is contitutod by the ha bitual lying that marked tho Inter and best known part of bin career. Ono liulnneo mu-t illustrate the mnnv. I shall tnko it j that the general render Is familiar with that remarkable analytic paper In which lie do scribes the composition of "Tho llavcn,"and the plan upon which it was constructed. American literature contains nothing clever er in Us way, and its cleverness is manifold enlian.ed when it is understood that it is simply and unequivocally Action, ns tlio ac tual circumstances under which tho poem was written conclusively show. Poe then occupied a cottage at Eordham a kind of poet's noil: just ogt of hearing of tho busy hum of tho city. lie had walk ed nil tho way from X'cvv York that after noon, and, having taken a cup of tea, went out in tho evening and walked about for nn hour or more. His beloved Virginia was sick almost to death ; ho was w ithotit money to procure tho necessary medicines. He was out until about ten o'clock. When ho went in hf. sat down nt his writing table mid dashed oil' "Tho Haven." Ifo submitted it to Mrs. dentin for her consideration on the same night, and it was printed substantially as it was wiittcn. ' This account of the origin of (lie poem was communicated to mo in the fall of lSilo, by a gentleman who professed f.i bo indebted to Mm Clcmm fir tho facts as ho stated thorn ; and in the courso of a saunter in tho South in tho summer of 1SG7, 1 took occa sion to verify Ids story by nn interview with that aged lady. Let mo now drop Mrs. denim's version to consider another, resting upon tho testimony of Colonel Du Sidle, who was intimate with Poo nt litis period, and concurred in by other literary contempoia rics who Used lo meet him ol a midday for a budget of gossip and a glass of alo at Sandy Welch's cellar in Ann stieet. I)u Solfe says that the poem was produced stanza by stanza nl small intervals and sub mitted by Poo piecemeal to tho criticism nnd emendation of his intimates, who suggested various alterations and substitutions. Poe adopted many ol them. Du &0II0 quotes particular instances of phrases that were in corporated at his suggestion, and thus "The Haven" was a kind of joint-stock affair in which many minds held small shares of in tellectual capital. At length, when the last stone had been placed in position and passed upon, the structure was voted complete. Tho reconciliation of these cotitlietiiig ver sions lies, possibly, in tho hypothesis that ho wrote tlio poem, substantially, as staled 1 Mrs, Clcmm, nnd afterward, with llio shrewd idea 01 stimulating expectation a utile, or by way of subtle and delicate flattery, sub mitted il lu his friends stanza by stanza, adopting such emendations and substitutions of phrase as tickled his ear or suited his fan cy Such alterations would scarcely .lli'ect the general tenor of the text, lis Airs. Clcmm lirat heard it, aucl, considering ttio length of tho poem, appear to have been vcrv few and of small importance, granting all that Colo- uel Du Solio claims, liesidcs, it was like him to amu-o himself in this way, hoaxing his friends and then laughing in his sleeve at them. SroNT.i ron LrriiouiiAPiuo Piun'tinh. The slono employed for tho lithographic process is a smooth species of limestone, re senibling in appearance a yellow hone, and is obtained Horn the quarrie.) in Havana, nl- so 111 otucr place?, though no stones have yet been lottmi to surpass those of bolenliofen, 111 jiuvanii. iuy stone mat euervesces wuii an acid, which imbibes water with facility, and is easily penetrated by greasy .substances is fit for lithographic purposes, tho nature and quality of tlio work requiring a stone of corresponding quality and fitness. The best for general purposes is that of homogeneous texture, and of a uniform yellowish white, emit-, when breathed upon, nn aluminous or clayey odor. Tho stone, when prepared, Usually varies in thickness from an inch to lour or fivo niches, those which arc largest requirnii tho greatest thickness, in order to endure tlio scvero pressure tu which they are subjected. Of whatever dimensions, the stones rcqtiiro to bo perfectly Hat and of uni form polish on tlio printing surface, l'or this pnrpo.-o they nro sawn into blocks, pob ished with sifted sand and water till they ae. quiro the necessary grain or surface, if for chalk drawings; nud if for ink drawing' they must be polished with pumice stone till they are perfectly frcM from gtain or scratches. Stones which have been printed from mu-t bo polished anew to removo the ild drawina. and in addition to tho usual ...,KK! ...lit. . .....1 ...,,1 1 1. . n 1 ''-l " "v waslied with a mixture of aquafortis and ' 01.1 Litters. Women arc more apt to keep old letters than men are. l or this reaon do they especially need sulvico upon this subject. Never keep letters of all'cclion. This is an uncertain world; hearts change, men and women die, but tho seiiselees ink and paper, if not given to tho flames, remain to confront, in the most unexpected moment, thoso who have used them. A letter full of affection, or still better, of love, seems so much a pait of the ono who has written it, that to burn It seems llko iiidltlerenco or cruelty. Willi what melancholy pleasure do we, years after they wcro written, read over old letters. How hard it is to clean out and "put to nghts"old eu boards, closets and boxes in which aro stored letters from our dearest and best be loved, some of whom tho grave, cruel yet kind, holds; kiiho sleep, peichnnce, iu the ocean's depths, wliilo some, alas, nro parted from us forever by remorseless fate more cruel than grave or ocean wave. Yet, wilh al, this is 0110 of lhe pleasures that stern du ty calls upon us to loregu. Loving words, the first tiembling hope, tho last solemn ns nervation, tho earnest protestation of affec Hon, tho piece of gossip now seemingly harmless, should all bo given to the liiendly fire. Their destruction will occasion a few pa-sliig hcaitaches, but llieir preservation may cause pain and mortification uiupeaka hie. II L... 1 . j. 1 1... . 1 j.i.w.siu, ,u 1.111, is rnieiy uuiierstooii 1... 1....1 ... . in.-, suupiy, uiusoinpromwixi duty. Jlerolsin VVUlCll Is Ullt (llllv U hill II ilr.i nil nf ll,i. il ' - " iiaes. wtuy mat u no, nerlorinod w t 1 t , , s rlt ot a hero is but inortir nt' :i l,ri,.l- hard hiilnlmr.v tu ll,., ,lil u...l.,nf llf, .... - " "v ""'" m..m mm uiiau.iiirou, tuo.-e may oxut Irilnat Him 1, nlantaiil. II. .11 A... I ....v ..v.u.w v(viii,v?, urn, un uiny nun, ney uaro choose, a glorious life uud guvo" IU 1110 UtlllfTtFit (it r.mnrvnivlnrA .1..!.. KATISS OF AJ'Vrr'!r imj. Onoliu'li, (In fill t)pe) "li" 01 IVi I lii's 1.1 ltse.,iiii!il( l.l 11 In 11 1 01 1 1 1 Ii lit, t,( I' , II.11 ( II 1 1 rn. im. -11 uselnet .fi !. Two inelHS 8. '' TliiwlBohei 6.00 T.co .n iwirlnrlifi T.w .w Ji-w Miuinrr column ic.i .; Ilnlf isilnmn l."i ls.wi M 1 'i. !y tr.in Ili1.ll I. in II i .in ' 10 1V.I0 ' 11 I. .1 0 . ' .0(1 H.'fl f. '(I 1111 column a .0)1 to.uu 40.no v .to lto.ro VnaiW ndicrllnemeiita tiiut.IIc noottrrll . 1 t..n MCLt r.(ivettltlnriii tnum 00 ria uemi inmin; except when) jmnleB liavcnt'CoviiiiB. UwltiUi'itlMinetitntvodolliiraTPrlhili for IneorttoiiMiidBtthatrnto foraddUlonI Inst 1 i(c tnsciin 11 h Wltlioittrcferi ntoto lenirin. , Kxcrutor'n, AdmliilsTntorsiind AudPt.rH0l. ib three dollnm. . , . ... . Trmmlint or 1ical noilce. twenty ccnlsn ULr. rcrtitlarndvcrtlMiuintB halt rales. ('Mi in ihn "riiisIneM Directory" column, clo ! dollai ior year for cnrli lino. Humorous. A man in llrooklyii, X, Y., who attempted to commit suicldo by shooting himself four times nud cutting his throat once, lias just died of consumption. Kdltors who contemplate attending tho Centennial Kxhlbitlon next year should be gin saving up money for tho occasion. Tho prico of admission will be fifty cents. The averaged length of a farmer's lit j sixty-five yeaJs, wliilo that of a printer is thirty-three, henco the necessity of pnji.-g for your paper promply. "Father's hair is turning gray," she .ang mournfully as sho clawed tho piau. It was a young man from tho country among tho guesU, who interrupted her with " liy iu thunder don't he use hair dye, then V ' A young lady who was putting on the fin ishing touches, just beforo attending a late party, was heard singing: "Jlackward, pin backward, oh skirts in your flight ; make mo look small again, just for to-night." "What object do you now see," asked the doctor. Tho young man hesitated for a few moments, and then replied: "It nppears llko a jackass, doctor, but I rather think it is your shadow. A silly fellow whoso cars wcro unusually large, onco simperingly asked a witty lady: "Will I not mako a lino angel?' "Well, 110," she replied, pointing to his cars. "I think your wings aro loo high." A young man in California began to read a paragraph about a mine to his sweetheart, commencing: "Yuba mine" when she in terrupted him with : "i don't caro if I du, John." A Somerset young woman, seventy-eight years of age, becamo tired of life the other day and hung herself tu a bedpost Willi 1 corset. Wo always thought corsets were un healthyespecially when U'U'it about the neck. "I lived with him nineteen years,"' pay 1 an Indiana applicant for divorce, "and all tho clothes he over bought me was 11 bunch of hairpins and a tooth brush." You can seo by this what a hard time she had to keep well dressed. Thcro is a jouth m Pennsylvania who ought to have the prize as a champion wrong speller. They gave him "irreconcilable' to wrestle with, and ho writhed out tlio fol lowing: "r.arurrcckonsileable." Anybody cm spell a word correctly, but it requires genius to bo thus ingeniously and ideally errenoous. "Job printing?" exclaimed an old lady, tlio other day, as sho peeped over her spec tacles, at the advertising page of a country paper. "Poor Job I they've kept him print ing, week alter week, ever siwo 1 larnt to read ; and if lie wasn't tho patientcst man that ever was, ho never could havo stood it so long, no how I" Tnr.Y Liut. A number of young men from 1 ton and Cambridge quitted a hotel at linker's Island after a brief sojourn, and left a corked boottle on tho beach, inclosing this inscription: "Starved to death at t1 j lintel. If this is picked tqi, send w I to our families." John Henry had a guest to dinner tlio other day, and during a pauso iu the conver- satiou tho enmile terrible spoko up : I wish r was you 1" "Do you, litiio bov. and why do you wish you were me?" '"Cos you do not get your ear pinched when you eat vit- tics Willi your knife. I Two young men walking down Washing ton street yesterday wcro discussing tho means of obtaining a smoke. "I've got a counterfeit half dollar," said noc. "Can't you pass it?" asked tho other. "I don't know; you might." "Mo!" nnd tho young man .s lace became ono continuation ot an I elongated exclamation. "Mo! why tho very fact of my having so much money would create suspicion. ' Xo Dirrnnnxcr. to Him. Going up Market the other day, a man saw a boy about eleven years of age seated on tlio side walk, bare-headed, in the full bl.w of tho scorchiug sun. "Hub, you ought not to sit there!" said tlio man. "Why?" 'liocauc you'll f,ct nil tanned up." "Makes no difference to me whether I sit in tho sun or iu the shade," sadlv answered tho boy. "Mother tans mo three or four "cs 11 day any now 1 Vv lv',.,.i.v..lli.i... v I ... I- , , , ',',.. ' , ,' ' , ed a Yicksburg boy nt tho dining table the oincr nay, "are you a Dig man : 'Well. 1 iluuno," musingly answered the parent "Why .' Cause I heard somo men talk ing over at the hulel, and they said you were I 0110 of the biggest men in town." "Well, 1 suppose I do stand pretty high," replied the 1 patent, looking pleased and consequential. Thero was half a mimtto uf silence, and then the boy added, "1 hey said it was a wonder how you carried your feet nrouud !"' Tho boy can't understand yet why ho shou'd I havo received a box on tho car which made I his head roar for two long hours. r j Herald. Why Slio Stopped Her Paper. ho camo bouncing through tho sanctum door liko a cannon ball, and without pausim; - to say. "How d'yo do ?" sho brought be umbrella eiovvn on tho table with a mighty erash and shouted "Iwant you to btop my paper A" right, madam," - "Stop it right off, too" shoperslstciLwhack- - '"g the table again, "for I waited long enough lor you to do tlio square thin - She quieted down fora moment, as wo ran - our finger down tho ll.t of names, and when wo reached hcr's and scratched it out she said : "There ; now niebbo you'll do as vou'd I ought to after this, and not slight a wm 1 - jes cauo she s poir. If some rich foil s 1 a I pen to liavua littlo red.liKinliul l..,,,,i, . .1 kuilini-uyod, vvhei'y souallor born tu lli, . . " to you n 1 l 1 1 t 10 sk os un, ml-, it i .... - . . - ,y angel ; but vhou poor paoplo havo a b v'' irl - I i'.iii ,l,.n', um. .. I ..I . . . j " "j 11 nmii nuuiii it, even it ,s he It 10 snimmst t,n.,l i,ii.., i..,i,...i 1. . . 1 " ",-vn'."i n.iiiuii, Ul 1 1 1,1 I ,..,. I ... I j,.i,i..Ji t;,,i.. 1.11.1 . ... , .w,..b.., .iii.uiD,, ItkhlU IIIIII 1IVI.P I.. ., .. I 1... . , 1 . . w, 1 unman iuilllvu IllglllS. mat's what 1 tuo iiie mitier, mid that's why 1 utoiired mv nn. 1, I II ii i per, And sho dashed out us ranidlv as s'i I w OOLl'UMASOniCV. V
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