THE COLUMBIAN OOU'MIIIA I'MIOOIUT, STtli OPTim NOHTIt AND COLlm MAN CONSOl.tllATIjt'.) Issued weekly, every l'rlclay mornlng.nl 1llK)MH!lllt(),UOLUMIllA CUlUm? l'A, At tvvohoi.i.aih per enr, payable In mivance, or during tho year. Aflrr tho expiration (it tliu year, l.M will bo rlinrgi'rl. To Hulnerlbcra nut nf tho Bounty tholoriniiiro fiper jc-r slrlclly In advance U.wIf not paid H advance aud f.i.oo If payment Im delayed beyond t In- year. No ii.iiior itlfi-'dii lniK-il, tixoopt nt the. option of llm Publisher, unlll all ntrenrages uro paid, bulking mlHiuod credits nllur tin) uxplnilloii ut lliu Hint year will not lie given. All papers writ out. of thoHln'o, or lodlstnntpn-d, nlileo ', mint Iw paid tor In advance, unless n rospnn. xliilo iierson In Columbia oinuily assumes Ui p.i tho HUbocrlplloti iliioon demand. l'uSTAOK U no toiigor exacted from miliscrlticra In tho county. JOB 3?PH3STTIZSrGt-- Tlio .lobbing Department of llm (Mlumriak Is very i uuiploic, niul our .loli I'llnllug mil niioiuio favor ably Willi that of Hid largo ell los. All work iluhooii Acmuhd, lu'iiily Hint nl modcinlu prices, j Columbia County Offiuinl Directory. l'io.ililenl.tii'1go--Wllllain HI well. V. nelalo Judgus-lr.im Dorr, Isaac. H. Monroo, I'rnihonol.irv, .ve. li. l-'r.ink Zuir. ilegl-der iV. Itec-order -Williamson II, Jncoliy. Mitrlct. Attorney -John M. Clark. In'rlir -Mloliae.l drover. Hiirvofor-lsiiui liunliu 1 ri'iMni'r-liiliti Kn diT. f'niiinil'MloiieM-Wllllaiii tiwlnn, John llerner, .101111 i.oi. ciniiiKsloiiei-n'Clork -Wlttl.iiu Kitekli.Lion. Auditors U. .I,l'ahiili'-li, H. II. X111III1, luvld Yo'U. I'orciner ciiariea u.uirpiiev. .lury t'liimnHHloiiors liiculi II. 1'illz, William 1 tit. r.iiiiit SuiHTlnlendenl -William II. Snvder. Ul'jom I'linr DMilcl-Dlreuloi's (i. V. Cut , Menu, win. l.riim'T, iii'iiinisoMix ami iimiti 1 uruveniu,'i riiio t, . 1". lint, Hcnolary. Bloomsburg Official Directory. lllnnni'.liurt? ltntiklnt (Vmp.iny .lohn A. run'ilon, riesldeni.ll. Il.drou, (Milder. l'lrsi N.illon il ll.ink-l'h.ulesll. lMxlon, I'lvoident ,1. 1'.TiH'In.i'.i.shler. CiiliiinlU.t Oiunly M11l11.1l Satin,; Kutid and Iiiii '-.oi'i.iiioii 1 11. lhiic, rre.snieiit, u. w. .Miner, I eivlaiv. HlooiiHliiirK IPilldlntr nndS.ivlnif Pmul Association -Win. I'e.ieiH'k, l'ieldetil,.l. II. Itnlils'in, Ho relary. iwooiasiuiri; Mu111.11 n.iMiu: Kiiiid AMMiH'i.iiimi .1 llroHer, I'li'Sldenl, c. 11. Il.irkley, Hei retary. CIIUIK'II DIUWTOItY. llITI3T OIIUIH'II. Itov. .1. 1'. Tusdn, (Supply.) HundiySenlci'S-lo 11. in. nnd r, p. m. Hlllnl iv Ni huol 3 a. in. l'r.ijvr Mcotliiu-Hvery Wednesday eicTilngntc, ekiek, Ho.uhIii'0. Tlio pulillo nro Invlled lonllend. RT. HATTIIKW'S MrrilKltlM I'lttUC'lt. Mlnls'cr- llev. .1. MrCrun. Sunday Hen Icon -W-, 11. m. and Sjj p. 111. Sund iv eliool '.in. 111. I'raver JleclUig -livery Wednosd ly cenlni; nt c. cloek. ISoats fi'co. Nopuivsrenled. All nro wetcoino. rilBSinTMIlUNl'IIUllCII. Hlnhler--ltev. Nil irt Mllchell. .Sunday Services -luj$ 11. in. mid ; p. m. Sunil iv Scliniii -no. m. l'r.n er Meoiliu; i;ery Wednesday cvenlnt; nl 0i 1 lock. He.i'H free. No pi-ws rented. HI rnncra welcome. METllOIIWr Kl lrfClll'.U.l'lll HCII. I'resldlii,' Khler Kor. N. S. lliickliujliam. Mlnlsier-llev. .1. II. Jledarrah. Miinl.iy Sen Ices -lu.'i iuidi;;i p. 111. Su11d.lv School I p. 111. I'.IDlu class l'.very M0111l.1v evenlnttnt 6f n'rliK'k. I'ouiu; .Men's Piayer iMuoiliii; Kery Tufsd.iy M'ldnic ill iu o'clock. feiieral l'r.ij or .MucUiiif Every Thursday uvcntng o'clock. iiRtniiMKnciiimei!. Corner of Third nnd Iron street.s. i'as,tor-l!ev. T. V. llolTniclcr. Hcsldencu llast street, near 1'orks Hotel. Sunday Services in.v, 11. in. and 0,v p. m. Sunday School 3 n. 111. l'layer Meetl lis Saturday, 7 p. m. All uro Hulled 'I hero Is ulwiijs room. Services overy Sunday nftenumn nt 2 o'clock nt doner's church, Madison low nshlp. ST. l'AUI.'S C'Ut'KCIt. lteelnr l!ev. .lohn Hewitt. Sunday Services 1o; 11. m., ex p. m. hiinil.iv School 9 11. in. l'li-sl Sunday In tho month, Holy Communion. Services pieparalory to Communion on Friday cvcultiH heforo lliu ist Sunday In each month. 1'ows rented; liutoveivljody vvelcomo. Persons dc.Miliur. tnrun,iilt II10 Hector on religion, m liters will II ml him ut tho tursuiuiKu on liock hlrect. EVANOELICAI. C1IU11CII. I'resldlnR Klder Rev. A. L. Ileeser. .Minuter Itev. J. A. Irvine. Sunday Senleo .1 p. in., Hi tho Iron Street Church. I'raver Jleellne;ilvt'ry Saliliathat '1 p. m. All nro Invited. Allaio vvelconie. OATAWISSA. ST. JOHN'S (HPISCOPAI.) CIltlltCH. Hector liar. John Huvvllt. Sunday Sen lees 3 o'clock p. in. every Sunday. Sunday School I :::o p. m. 1 loly Coiuiiiunlon thu si'oond Sunday In thu mnnlh. i!L3misiujrd iMiTKcnoKV. QWIOOL OUI)i:i!S, Mank, ju piinlwl niul neatly IhuiihI In hin.ill iKHiks, 11 hand and for sale, ut tho Coi.umiuan Ollloe. eeli. In, Isir.-K I) LANK DKICOS, on PareliiiK'nt and Linen It I'.nier, eouiinon anil for Ailiiilidsirators, leeu fow anil IriiiU'es, for sale cheap at II10 CoiX'miiivn Ofllee. rAmilAOKCKItTri'IOATl'Sjiutiirinleil .lA. 11IIII1UIS.1IU ill lliu l III. USII.1AH W11HI-. iMIill' ivini't 1 1 1'J 1 tin. t , (i.ti ii. ati'min eiii,.,ij iiiiil- helves v Itli theso necessary iu tides. JUSTICES and Cml.-itiles' Fec-llills for sale at tho C01.UM111AM ofllee. They contain thoeor recled fees as established tiy the List Act of (ho lcg. bl.it um upon tho subject, livery JotIIco and con stable should havo ono. "VrKNM'K NOTRS jut iirintiHl niidfor sale V cheap at the coMiiiimNortlce, C'LOTlIINd,4C. AVID LOWIINItKUCi, Mercluuit Tailor Main St., nljoro Central Hotel. "lldOTS AND HllOltS. BKN11Y ICLKIM, Miinafaelurer and dealer In boots nnd shoes,, groceries, elc, Main bt., llloomsburt,'. "IJI JL KNOUK, Dealer in lioots and Wines, Jl latest aJid best stjles, corner .Main iindMarket btrccts, Hi thu old post olllw. CLOCKS, WATCHES, AC. Ct H. SAVAOi:, Dealer in Cloel.s, AValel.es . and Jewelry, , Main St., Justbelovv IhoCeutral Hold. OHIS IlKllNAKD, "Watch and Cloek maker, near houlhcast corner Main ami Iron. illl.l.INIIUV & TANCY (lO(ll)S. M ISS .M. DKIIIIICKSON, Jiillinery and Fancy noons, .Main si,, neiow juariiei. JIKitCIIANTS ANIXIUOCI'.KS. ('. nOWHU, Hals and (!npi, 1'oots and Shoes, Main bticct, above Court Home, Q II. MILLICU .0 PON, dealers in Dry ij i (loods, Kioeerles, (pioenswarc, Hour, half, bhoes, notions, etc., Alain street. 1'ltOVESSIONAL CAHDS. c 1 (i.llAl!IvLKY,Atl(iriiey-at-Lavv. ltooms 1 nnur, i rovven) uuiiuiui;, . m innir. DU. AV.M. JL ltKKIt,Piir)!enn and I'liysi elan, ofllee S. li. coiner Hock nnd Market blreets. T It. KVANS, M. !)., PurKeon and I'liyji- ft , cun, norm side 01 m.i : Main btreet, abovoJ. K. leer's. " II. McKHLV Y, JL J).. Surgeon and I'liy . blclan.iuii Ui bide Main blriit, In-low Market, II. ViOlllSON, Atlornevwit-Lavv. In lliu Iman's bulblliiy, Main street. Ollice s AJIUKL JACOI1Y, itarlilo and Ilrovvn St one works, Hast llloomsliurif, Hi rvv ick roan. ItOSNRSTOCK, llioto(,'raplicr, 1 Clark K Wolt'a More, Main street. D It. II, 0. HOWKIt, Surgeon DoiitUt, JI11I11 bt., nnovu til) court jiouso. TIL JIA1.I0, Jfnniiiioth (Iroccry, fineOrn . cerlns. FriillH.Nula. Provisions, .tc. Main anil MlbOIXWNUOUH. S. ICUIIN, dclcr in Jrent, Tullovv, cle., , Cenlro street, lietvveen Second and Tlilrd. '1 JL CIIItlSTJIAN, Ssddlo, Trunt. and J . Harness maker, Fhlvo's lilnelt, Main street. rnjIOMASWKIIH.C'onfectioiico-niKlItikert, J. vvliolesiilo and retail, Kichanjjo Hlock. "1 W. COKIOLL, 1'iirnituro noonm, tlirmi J", btory brick, Mln blrm t, west of Market M, V. HOI1I1INS, Liipior dealer, Foeond door out mo noriuvv esi corner auuu miuiron Ureels. E Ut XllVMia 1 W4i$ niui I T( 11 muuvt "i. Mh-iilfsi diwl flTliiroj llntu-tt Mi ic If. Mnln Kt OATAWISSA. AY JL JL Altliori', Attorncy.at.L.iw, .Main bireei. B V. DALLJIAN, .Merchant Tailor, Second , btreet, lioMilnv hiilMliik'. Tlt.K.W. HU'ITKIt, I'iiysiciAN&KUimnoN, omco, on Main street, Mar.7,'7t-y Catawlssa, I'a. Wil, Ii. KYKHLY, A'lTOUNIIY.AT-LAW, CaUiwlss.1, l'a, (,'nllccllon., promptly mailn nnd fomlttol. onleo uppWlIU CUUlWCttill iicpusii HOJIK, mn-iia OOK AOKN'J'S wniilid lu nil "TI10 I'co. bio's Corciuon Scn&u Al(dleulndvertlser."livll. . 1'leice. M. 1). 'llm innKt. remlv ti'llliu. Iuilr oof. lxcllltiliii li irtlnrv 11111I nlirnl (1 mm. Ai1iIiti.m llm junior ni jiunaio, n, t, CNIlACjr, IS1IUII. 'llllt OUANaHVir.LK DIUHOTOltY. A H. HUllIUNd, Cirpciilcr nnd builder, J.X., Main Hlns'tlH'luw Pino. DCoTa. MKOiUUJKI., I'hysrciTirand Surgeon, Main street, next door to Hood's Ho- liKIIIT STHKHT. 11. S. HN'P, dealer in Moves nnd Tinware in nil Its branches. T)WHIl UNT, Miller, ami dealer in nil kind JL 'fdrnln, Hour, I'eed, He. All kinds or drain pm chased. nU(JK HORN. I" (I. As W. II. HIIOKMAKKIt, Dealers In I., Iny dooils.droeerlcnnnddcneriil Mciehan- wimnMrMtwuwaaji..iMjjiccawtti nusiNiftS cAitns. jyt. A. L. TUHNKU, HXCIIANdl: IIOTI'.I,, IILOOMSIlllIld, P.l. onico over Klehn's llnijj Store. (Ulleo hours from 1 to-l 11. in., fortrciluieiil of illsi'a..es of tin, llye, liir nnd Tlirn.it. Alleall, nlKhtor day pi omplly nl tended to. Apr.2a'jr,-tr ) It. J.C. KUTTKU, ruvsiciAN.vsi'iidi'.oN, Ollice, Norlh Market street, M.iM7,'74-y lll.mi,l,urt;, 1M. jit. n. k. ciAiti)Ni:it, I'UYSICIAN AND SUltCiKON, limo.MSIIUKd, 1A. onicoatiovo.l.Siliujler.t Son's Hardwaro store. ApMU'tS-tt c 1 W.JIlLLIClt, ATTOIINHY-AT-LAW, oilk'o In Ilrowei's liullilln, second door, room No. 1. lllooiusburi;, l'a. Julyl,73-y c 1 i. A W..1. 1IU0K ALHW, ATTOKNEYS-AT-LAW, llloomsburpf, l'a. Oillco on Main Ktiect, llrstdoor below Court Houso M.ir.n,'74-y K.6.I. JLCLAltK, ATTOltNEYS-AT-LAW, Illoomsburff, l'a. April 10,'71-y omco InEntsIlulldlng. A. CIlEVKLINU SMITH. IIKKV'EV KVV INO SMITU. A CKHVKLING SMITH SON, " ATTOIINEYS-AT-LAW, Hloomshurff, l'a, JSfAii business entrusted to our euro will rrclcro prompt nllenlloii. July 1,'73 y 0. n. imocKWAV. ucoiuie n. ei.vv ei.u J) I tOCKWA Y & JiLWKLL, ATTOKNKYS-AT-LAW, llloomsburi;, l'a. 'f"All business enlrusted to our caro vv 111 receive prompt attention. Sept.11,'74 y I!. II. I ITTI.E. KOU'T. 11. LITTLE. 11. it. it. LirrLi:, ATTOIINEYR-AT-IW, lllooinsbury, l'a. tt,'-!ulnesslieforotlioU.S.l,atentoillcoultenduil lo. oniceluthuColiinibl.in llulldlnj,'. ly 33 1?.. K. OliVIS, ATTO I N K Y-A T- L A W. Will practice In all lliu courts of Columbia, sum. van and Ljeonilng counties. In llm Supremo cum I nt I'enns.v Ivaula. and In tho circuit and District enures of tho United MliiU's heldiit. Wllll.ihisport, I'a. ..iiiinjtii ma ,11111-1, in mo , iiiiiiuoian niuioinir, roiim No. 1. Illouuisbtirir. onTiiesdavK. r..ihuii..ivM nnd Tliui-sdajs uf each week i and In Denton on Mon il.ivs, I'rldajsmid Saturdajs, unless nliHent on put- .t.u.u.i... u.isiu-f. cn;pu i,is,o. IKKAS liltOWN'S INSUItANCK AGICN- X CY, Kxcliaiido Hotel, Dlooinsbunr, l'a. Capital. .Una, ins Co., of Hartford, Connecticut. .. c.wki.inio Liverpool, Indon and dloue stun n oon Hoyalof Liverpool i3Sno,i iriuic.iiisiuro 10,000, 00 1'lro Association, 1'hllndelphla j.ttHi.noo Aiiierlc.'iii ,.r I 'till n.t..i ,.l I 1 ,,.. ...... At las of I lurt foul . ........ .' .' '. .'.V.'.'..!!!V o!imhi j oniiujr, of v likes lkuro ., mi.uiHi i-.iiuii-in niiiiiiai 01 iimiviue l.oeo.ouo ll.iniill., Xlnti, i ..'.... Home, New Yorli".'.'.'.'.'.'..'.!.'.'.'.' .'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'..','.! o,r,oo!oiKi March SO74 y fGI,9.Vs,CW JIISOKLLANKOU.S. ILLIAJI JlOItlllS, MEKCIIANTTAILOIi. Col line cleanlni,' and repairing promptlrnttonded In. 1'lrM Hoorover J. 1''. Widem.ui's Hardware bleu e, illoomt.uri,', l'a. Jan. (I, 'JS-l t II. M. TUBES, WHOLESALE rKAI.KIl IN llUltNINO ANO LUimiCATINCI OILS. OllU 0 In Malo's HutldliiL.. eorner Mnln niul n,.,tr BIleeLS, IH.IIU.MSOUUU, I'KNNA, 57"Orders solicited and promptly filled. M.iy, y-My D ICNTISTJtY. II. C. 1IOWE1I, DENTIST. llespectfiilly olfers Ids professional senlcesto tho ladles nndKonilcmeiiof liioomsburK nnd vicinity. Ilolspiepared to attend to ull tho vrnlousoiierallons In t lie lluo of his profession, mid Is prov Ideil Willi tho l.itobt improved Pokckuintekth, which will bo in hcrled oiiKold platln?, silver and rubber base to look us well as tho naliirat teeth. Teeth extrarti d by all the now and most approved methods, and nil ojiernttuuson tho teeth, can fully and properly 11U tendril to. onico a fewdoorB nborotlio Court House, samo sloe. lulvl.'73 17 J.TIIOliNTON ,lJi. would announce totho ellliensot lllooms- nii' iiinniciiiiiy inai no naa jubt received a full mid omplclu assort incut of WALL I'Al'EII, WINDOW SHADES, FUTUKES, C011DS, TASSEIJ, and all oilier Koodslnlds lino of business. All the newest anil most unproved patternsof the day are idwav s to bo found In uls establishment, Main btrwt, K'lovv Market, lulvi.'TJ J3EOWjN,S HOTEL, uiiOOMSDirno, fa B. STOHNER, Propriotor. Accommodallons 1'lrst Cla.ss-$l.Mlo$l.D(i jierday, ItESTAUHANT ATTACH HI), Largo, Airy Samplo Booms on 1st Floor, Dloouisliurtf, July a, Uls-lf, YULOAN IRON 011KS, DANVILIJC, JIONTOUIt COUNTi", I'A. TiriLLIAJI H. LAW, Manufacturer ot 1 vvruuKiu iron iimiireH, Hollers, dasholdcr, l'lrciroof llulldlngs, Wrought Iron Itooilni;, Itooillnu' l'rmnrs. Fksirtmr mid Doors. I'r 1 (lutes nnd I'mr. inir, also Wrouiflit Iron l'lnlnif, SUicks mid nil kiwis 01 nnuui v urn, ac jiepmrs prompuy aiienaeu (0. N. 11. Drawings and Kstlmates supplied. July1,lS73-tf DLOOMSHIJJtG TANNERY. a. a. iiuituiiva 1") ICSl'IOTl'dLLY nnnounccfl lo tho lnihlic Vi lliathuliua reopened SNYDKItVS TANNERY, (oldst.ind) Illoiimsburp, l'a., nttho Forts 1 it tho ,py and Llitlit Street roads, whero till descriptions or leather will Imi inailoln tho most substantial and workmanlike 111, inner, and sold ut prices to suit tho times. The highest price lu cash mil lib uii iiiuvn iiaui 101 , OltBKN IIIDK8 of overy descrlpl Ion In tho country. Tlio pulllopat roniiKo Is respis'tfully solicited, lllooiu'diuit;, Muivli VJ, l7&-y CONFESSIONS OF A VICTIM. Published asa win nliicr and for IhuU neiitof vnuni! menu nd others vihu Butur flora Nervous Dibllllv, Loss of WoniunliooiJ. etc.. WVIiil' Ida rules of sell. cure, titter uiiUergoliiir lnu( li Bulk Unit nnd ex nsu, and Inn IK il fieo en leielvlnif 11 ios.psld illieiled euvelopo. Aililrebs Nnusiti. Maifaih, P.O. llox 1M, iliuoklyn, N, Y, lily VIMm IIHNUY I.. 1)11 JJMI-OU ANII I H .J) ' ELOOMSBURG, PA., FRIDAY, AUGUST 20, 1875. NEW MUSIC STOIlli. OrERA HOUSK, 3d ROOM, iiiioonisituuii, pa. n. ir. STitToKrjANi) l!esH'Cl fully Inform, the pulilli1 that bo lias opened n New Mink! Store, In the IllonmsburL'0ior.i Mouse, on Centro sirccl, below Main, vv hero lio keeiis a lull nssortnu'iitof 1'IANOES. OIKIANH, MUSICAL INSTIIDMHNTH, H1IHI.T MI'SIC, MI'SII! HOOKS. All . always on h ind nnd for Kilo at llm lowest prices. in 111 v lies mo pat tuns 01 music-10 can aii'icxtiiinuo hi, block. RKI'AIRINCI AND TUNING, also nt tended lo onileuiaiul. Thcpubllo patronage I IS ( VI 1 1 II 1 1 J HOI II 1 1 1 II. lipi II J 11) IJ BL001VTSBXJIR.t3- pt C.- . TiT t 0 -T 1 rSAIHH Iiistiliition afliirds In sin 1 for tho profession of TEACIIII I'tiTllCH forluiproveiuent Hi tho inos iidents preparing I Nit. excellent r.i- nroveiiient Hi tho most iirnrorcdinelh. odsof tnstrucllon. For tho iiceoiiiinodatlonof students deslrlnmirerv- aralloiifor Collece.or fiir tlio buslnes.irelallons or lire, an Academic Department Is nrifnnlicd, which aHords tho most ninplo f.icllltles for so doini;. Jlachcoursoof sludytseomplctoln Itself, Klllierlor advantages arn nrrered for Instruction In MUSIC and LANdUAOUS. Kail Session coinmeneos Wednesday, August 2f.Hi l'all Session closes Tuesday, DeceiulKT ssii. Spring Session commences Wednesday, Dec. 30tli. Spring session closes Tuesday, June vulli. Sprlni; Tkum commences Wednesday, March 81st TEttMM. liomn. lncludtnt: 1'uel and Waslilnc. l'ocn Dol- i.aiis jier week. ultlon one noi.i.Auiier week. In Model Hehoo orly toslMyccuts per week. Student, arn admitted at any lime, and to and 'Ourso of slnile Tnr tileli ti'cv innv lin nron.iri.iL 11 Is boiler, If possible, lolsi pieseutiit thu coinmcuce lnent of a term, or a session. ?vihi 101 n v;ai.uoi;ue. Applleallon, for admission may bo addressed to DIE. T. L. dltiswol.l), Principal. col. J. (I. ri:r.i:?;i:, Secretary. AUf. 14,'74-ly GREENWOOD ISEMINARY- riMII? (ireenvvood Seminary will oiien Hie Kill' X Term of school Sill MONTH lfii'll, 1S75, under llio care of rrlends, with A. W. Potter, 1). TJ I I UlLlfUU. The deslrabln location of I Ids School nnd llio litcrli standlntf of the principal amonifst educators and students mo seldom found, students from a distance can reach tho Seminary by public conveyance al a inning eosi. iiiiiii liiiiouisourL, ru. liouruinic can lie had ut tho Seminary or prlraui houses on reasonable teiiius. l'or paitieuiars Inquiry may be mado of Ellis i.ves, jviiron ivesier, or u. r. uves, JUlllvuie, l'a., or i. i.. i.ich, uauviiie, riu Mlllvlllo, 7inn.,r., Is7 tf. CARRIAGE MANUFACTORY HLOOMHIiUKd, I'A. JL C. SLOAN & imOTHER II AVH on hand nnd for sain nt the most reasonable rates a splendid stock of CAIIKIAGKS, ltSKJMIKS, and every description ot Wn-jona both PLAIN nnd FANCY, Warranted In be made of tho best and most durable m.iecrlals, nnd by tlio most experienced woikinen. All work sent out. from tliu establishment will bo found In be of I ho blhesl class and suro to (lvo icr feet satisfaction. They havo ulsonllnonssortmeutof SLKIGllS of allthonovvest nnd inot fasldonablo stjles well mid carefully luiido and ot tliu liesl material. An Insneclloii of their work Is asked as His be lieved tliutiiouubupcrlorcun bo found In tlio coun try. July 1,1573-11. KEYSTONE CARRIAGE WORKS! ISLOOMSIiURG, PHNN'A. AH. CltOSSLKY has on hand and for sale . cheaner than thu (homiest, for cash, or will exviiauiju lor out vv hkoiis oil reiisouaiiiu leriuj, CARRIAGES, RUGGIES, AND WAGONS of every description both plain nnd fancy. l'orlnbln Top liuirulcs, open liH(ri,'les, rinln nnd I'nncy Platform Spi Im,' Wagons all of llm latest sl lo and madu of trood material mid fully warranted. (iivo mo ucau iieioruiiurenasiiuj eisevv nere, as I can- not no uuiicrsoiu. i ( laun uuu i innxo mo liesl wu ons for thu least money. I also do iKilntliiL. trlmmlni! nnd renalr old work at lliu bhnrloht notice, old bprlixrs welded anil war- ranieu ui siann or no pay. i in nxcuaUKO a Jioria bietopliui'i.'yforaiiy kind of luinlK r, such as heir kick, pine, usii, linn uicKory ami nopiar to li'deiiver i-,b,ij D....I. t.j . ...oo.i, , .ui uiii jr. infl, lllill' dalooulers taken and McKelvy, Neal k co's for ro palrlr r as cash. A. 8. CUOSbLEY. Julylf '11 UL I LIGHT STREET BUGGY & CARRIAGE IT V. OMAN horchy Informs tho imhlls II, tint ho lias entered Into co-partnership wiili Id, brother,!!,!.. Oman, and that llio business Will licrciutcr ou conuucieu umier urn iirm niiino in II. V. OMAN fi JIKOTIir.lt. lliuy will have on hand or manufacture to ordor 11UGGIF.S, OAKRIAOES, HI'RING WAGONH, LIGHT "WAGONS, ItOAO WAGONS nn.l everv lldm? In Ihclrllno of business, of tho liesl iii.iliilul nnd most, eouiplelo workuuinslilp, nnd at pi li i low u, call Imj iifliuded, siarei J'ubltn jxilrunage U nlclfully nunrmn, II. 1'. O.MAN & 1I1IOTI1EI1. Au-f.lll-lj. TIMS I'il'r.ll IS ON I I U! WITH ROW ELL k HESMAN . Atlvortising Vy Aycnts, THII1P, & CHESTNUT 8T., 8T. L0UI8..M0 -jxx. t-frmrj Poetical. "SOMKTIMB." Wo llml this lieaiillful llttlo ikhjiii lu llm Williams, port dn7cttoi. llullelln. Wheltier original wo nru mil Intnrined, but Ju.lifo It to lio so as tlio nullior boars I he name of ono of ILs edltora! In tlio fanciful scant our wnklnc; dream., I, an Island of rare d llihl, All covered over with k roves ot crcen And odorous llowerels bright, Mansions, Splendid as c.Vdle, In Spain, llumii for the (food, and blest ; Couches of velvet, as soft it, down, For tlio weary one.i lo rest, I'uro breeies, cool to thu heated brain, On their wing, wall melody Of tho llnj souirsters, vvllli pluinuKogny, That dwell In each scented treo. Ah, never was sunset-sky so fair, All tinted In brilliant dyes, And luu elory lli.il eliclea that far-orr Islu Is tho llfhl of our loved Olio's eyes. On, on e sail, but so distant sllll Is tlio Island ot our rhjini! ltu Ihe lollors of life's sea e'er reach Tho shores ot I ho far ".Some! Ituo ?" Mhvii H. IimU-rt. (JOlNtl (HIT WITH TUB TIDK. I ::1 mi' il p lu my bed, wife; There's lliu Hound of tho sol In my car; And ltslnus to iny soul In a musk! Hint cai Hi Is not blessed lo hear. Open tlio Htilu window, wife, 'I hen eomn and bit by my side ; We'll wait Hod's sweet llood-wulcr To tako mo out Willi I ho tide. I see tho harbor-lnr, wife, And my dear llttlo Imnt In tho bay; Hut w ho shall lio nblo to Kuldo her When lier mailer hath p issed away 7 I know that her helm, so trusly, Will answer no other hand As II answered mine, when I knew, You weio waUlus for mo on tlio strand. our Imys aro all lietoro us, wife ; Weo Jack Is lienealli tlio wave. And blue-eyed Freddlo sleeps, wife, In jonderyovv-bowered crave, Wheio tho early d ilsles cluster Arutllcl hi, baby lied, And Hid thrush sit., cliantlnc; sofler In j on tnxi that shades tho dead. There's a chill runs through our hearts, wife, When tlio harhor-har doth moan ; Hut tho darker Brief will Ixi yours, wife, When you aro left lu tlio cot nlono , Hut a few more ilown of tho sea, vv Ife, And afew mom ebbs of tku lido, Then dod's sweet Hood shall brln you Ai;aln to your uld man's bide I The red sun 1, lovvtn tho west, wlfo, And the tide sinks down vvllli thu sun ; Wo will part with each other In love, wife, l'or sweetly our lives havo run. dlvo me jour band, my own love, A, you gave In tlio d.ij s of yore ; Wo will clasp them, ne'er lo bo sumkMcd When wo meet on tlio far-off shore! "Chmnht-n" Journal, THU WAY TO WOII. Don't bo In too great a hurry : Hurries never pay; Tako your tlmo a wary general Always feels hi i way. Do not pull your line too quickly ; Hatlierletltplay. Takolier sometime., to n concert Sometimes Ion ball; Sometimes spend n pleasant evening Somet lines only call ; Souiel hues 'tvv III be far the wisest Not (o go at all. Do not meet your would-bo rival, With a Jealous frown; show her that you don't cam two-pence For nnyninnln town, l'ralso her other beauv, then surely Sho will run them down. Send Her presents not too costly Tillies llglitasalr; Dainty fruits lo please hor palato ; Flowers for her hair Something that will show you chose It Fairest for tlio fair. Vcv her sometimes (constant sunshine Is so very tamo ;) Just u llttlo dash ot water llrlirhlensupnilamo; Iwn that dwsn't ilzr. nnd splutter Isn't worl li the name. Then at last, some quivering evening (Moonlit nights nru stale,) Drop Into her cosy parlor, Lnoklug rather pale. Strive lo hldo jour woo unutteied, Hut hoburo to r.i!1v Just hlntof ndlst.mt Journey As n secret half confessed ; Darkly speak of hidden borrow, That foi bid, j oil 1 est ; Whisper that 'It, hard to leave her, Hut, perhaps, 'tisliest. Then, If she bliould blush nnd tremble Willinsliysurprl.se If there Ls no roguish sparkle Tvv Inkling In her eyes Then-then tell the old, old story Told first, 'neath Eden's skle.,. Miscellaneous. SOCIAL Lll'l! IN MMXIUO. riio following iiilarcsting fuels nro (raus- nted from Princess Salm-y.il m's "Recollec tions of Mexico :" Although tho Mexican, nro a lazy people, they riso early tho gentlemen to tako their morning ride, tlio ladies to go to early mass, which l, tlio only occasion on which tlioy appear in tho streets on fout. They tako u uncheon between tvvelvo anil ono o'clock. i'lio Mexicans aro a very temporato iieoplo; they drink little brandy, wino or beer, but on every tablo you find pulque, a light, vinous beverago resembling cider, obtained from tho American agave. As a general thing they lead very regular, exemplary Uvea, hut gambling is their passion. I ho men aro usually small, dclicatoly but symmetrically made, and havo very small landj nnd feet. They nro very pollto nnd graceful, reserved and cautious, as though they were always on their guard against de ception nnd for a very good reason, siuco trustworthiness Is far from beintr n lead lug virtue among them, Tlicy nro ready to proiuiso Willi words; nro. always nt your service, lint they nro not to bo trusted, Ell- ty years of civil btrifo would bo suluclent to uemorallzo better peoplo than tho decend ants of Corlcz ami his followers. Thoy lovo money, but havo littlo Idea how it is to bo honestly obtained; hence, it is looked upon rather ns being meritoriom than sinful to steal from tho Government, bo that Govern mentwhiit It may. Whoever gets into of fice uses bis position for this purpose. In general they nro very hospitablo and at dinner thero nro always two or threo covers laid fur guesls who may chaneo to como In 1'iugal as they usually are, when they en torlaln they provide very bountifully. mo women oi mo better class aro very hnndsome, mid nro especially remarkable for their abundant heads of black hair, their huge, dark, inebiiieholly eyes and tlielr small (lelicalely formed extremities. They marry young, often at tho ago of fouileeiinr fifteen and usually have huge families; it is mil unusual to see a woman with a doicu chit dren, and homclimcH with even more. Tho children aro very frail, very milct and well behaved, I havo never seen them romp iuk quarrel, ui I havo always seen hearty, stron( children do in oilier countries, Tho moth era usually liurso their children themselves, nro very fond nnd devoted, and bring them up very Irrationally. They treat them liko dolls, and their chief study Is to dross thorn prettily. Tlio children aro very precocious ; up to thclr tenth or twelfth year thoy pro gress with wonderful rapidity, but then their Intellectual development becomes very slow or entirely ceases. Family life in Moxlco Is qui to pleasant; tho husband and wlfo aro always seen to gether, and they livo mostly nt home, sur rounded by tlielr relations. Parents ecpa rato themselves from their daughters willing ly, nnd not unfreqiicntly thoy marry thcmlo men who nro content to mnko tho houso of their father-in-law their homo and to livo nt his cxpeiuo. Tho ladles uro exceedingly ignorant. They rcsd nothing but their prayer books and nro hardly able to write tlio mo,t com mnnplueo loiter. They know no language but Hjianisli, and of history nnd geography they nro entirely ignorant. Thoy knew be fore they wcro evaded by tho French that Paris is tho capital of Franco, and of London they had nlso heard, sinco from both of theso cities thoy havo always re ceived their finery nnd many object of luxury. All they know about Romo is that tho Popo has his residence there, and but for that circuinstanco lliey would not know there is such a city. Thoy, howovcr, havo a good deal of taste for music and many of them sing and play very credibly. In many Mexican houses thoy have, as a rule, no regular dinner. If they aro hungry thoy eat some simple dish or drink a cup of chocolate, which is excellent ; tho cotl'ee, however, although they raise a good quality, is not good. They do not know how to pre pare it. At six o'clock they drivo out and from tho promenado they go to tho opera or theatre, taking their daughters, dressed in their fin est with thorn. If perehanco thero is no placo of nmuscmcut to whico thoy can go, then they remain nt homo nnd amuse them selves with card, and music. Tlio young people assemblo very frequently for a hop or a krtuliix, as Mich gatherings aro called in Moxico. Although thero nro lu Mexico among tho 8,000,000 inhabitnns about half a million negroes very few in the cities tho house servant., uro Indians, mostly young girls, who aro generally treated in a very friendly and familiar manner by their employers. They are well skilled in household allairs, ami many of them embroider beautifully. Moro than half tho population of tho country aro Indians; tlioso who livo on the plateau of Mexico, and in tho vicinity aro decendants of tho Aztecs, who, 000 years ago, astonished tlio Spaninrd-nvith their civi lization, which somo say surpassed that of the ancient Egyptians. Tho conquerors, who expected to meet with savages only, found iu tho Aztec capital a nourishing city containing many fiuo buildings adorned with numeroin works of art. What has becomo of this intelligent, industrious people? Tho milliner in which tlio English treated the Vmerieau Indians, bad ns it was, had somo excuso in tho obstinacy with which they re sisted every attempt to civilize them ; but tho Aztecs vrcro very far from being savages. Maltreated as tho poor natives were, they took rcfugo iu tlio forests, whero thoy wcro leprived of every means of culture. Their children grew up in ignorance nnd, in course of time, they even lost mechanical skill. No wonder they nro shy and distrustful. When they aro well treated they evince great goodness of heart, aro faithful and evince a Irong desiro to learn. When tlio conqiicrorsspreadover tho coun try tho aborigines could not keep entirely ivvay from them, ospcciallyinthocities. Of this contact thero camo among them a now sort of civilization. Theysoon learned tho valuo of money, and that it could bo obtained by sellingthcirscrvieestothcir lazy masters. Tho consequence is that wo see them every whero llio petty tradesmen and laborers of tho coun try. They wcro almost exclusively tho pro viders for tho capital they camo from every direction witli their poultry,frtiits, vegetable-!, wood, charcoal, etc., etc. The women work moro than tho men, and, togcathcr with a heavy load, carrying their baliies on their backs, they can bo seen on every road leading to tlio city, going on n dog-trot to market. Their dress is very sim ple. A piecoof bluo cotton stun" is wound round tho waist and falls to tho ankles, whilo tho shoulders and breast nro covered by. another pieco of cotton of a difierent color in which thero is a hole to put thohead through I havo seen tlio peasants in tho Tyrol wear pieces of carpet in n similar manner. Tho dress of tho nion is still loss complete, Around tho waist thoy wear a piece of leath er in such a maimer that it forms a sort of short breeches. Their shoulders they cover in tho tamo way tlio women cover theirs, and on their heads they wear a palm-loaf bat. Tho Aztec women havo large, handsome eyes, are generally well formed, and many of them aro nulla good looking; but tho women of tho other Mexican tribes are, for tho most part, ugly. Not a few of tho companions of Cortez married Aztec girls, and from theso unions, which became more and moro frequent, thero sprang a mongrel raco called Creoles. Many of theso aro ranchcrot, planters or farmers, and aro looked upon as forming tlio best por tion of tho nation, Somo of them nro very rich ; nnd, as they havo littlo opportunity to get rid of their money except by gambling, they gratify their passions for costly apparel Mrs, Mary Abbott, of Smyrna, Del., has been led a blushing brido to tho nllar seven times. Sho has been Mrs. Williams, Mrs. Traux, Mrs. Farrow, Mrs. Rlggs, Mrs. Wal lace, Mrs. llerry, Mrs. Pratt, and now Mrs, Abbott, and has married n widower every timo but once, nnd has reared numerous step children for her husbands, but has never had children of her own. Ridiculo is n weak 'weapon whon lovcled at a strong mind; but common moniuo cow ards aud dread an empty laugh, Spilo is a littlo word, but it represents m strango a juinhlo of footings nnd compound ol discords ns any polysyllahlo iu tho Ian A teacher lu tho Port Jervis schools win last week explaining to tho children that usually all words ending with "let" meant hinnethliig small, a, streamlet, rivulet, ham let, cto. Whereupon a smart boy wanted I know If hamlet meant it small ham I A Virginia widow refused to marry a lialil-lieadcil man, though ho was n million aire. Sho explained ; "We'd havo a family light some time, and ho has no hair to catch hold of." SjrennliantH. Ono of tho ino.it dcspicablo characters that disfigures society with his presenco Is tho sycophant. Ho Is nlvvnys obsequious to those Iu power, nlwnys fawning upon thoso who hnvo pntronago to bestow. In politics llii-) class of persoiH will "grciwo nnd swal low thomselves" with tho most remarkable skill, nnd n facility which only innato moan ncss or long practlco could produeo Tlio reader has scon theso fellows by tho score, nnd times without number, Just pre vious to n convention or nn election, they will denouiico certain candidates with vio lence, and heap upon them all manner of vi tuperation, dechiring.Hiost emphatically that thoy aro unlit to hold any position of trust or honor, and that their oleetion would bo a triumph of fraud and villainy, nnd nlarm ingly disastrous to tlio country. Hut a soon us theso persons nro nominated, nnd especial ly alter they nro elected to ofilco whero pnt ronago is to bo bestowed or. help secured, thoco virtuous donounccrs of the men will get down on thoir knees to tho olliccrs, hum bly cravo n slico of bread and butter, and toady in tho most disgusting manner to tho individual iu authority they had defamed iu private life. Can humanity present itself in a moro pit iablo and contemptible aspect? Can what ought to ho manhood get down to nny lower debasement? For a serf or a slave this ab ject littleness might lio excusable ; hut for a frco American a sovereign by birthright it is not only unpardonable, but nauseating. And next to tho debasement of tho tradu cer, is tho acceptance of his subjection by tho ono ho seeks to propitiate. Ho must know tho hollowness of tho professions of lriendsliip, and havo somo appreciation of tho unspcakablo depths of contempt to which tlio being has sunk who can thin stul- tify himself for n littlo pelf; and yet ho ac- cepLs tlio empty tender of good will, takes tlio lick-spittlo into bis commence, nnd they mutually plan to further each other's ends. It is tho most common occiirrcnco for pol iticians to thus exhibit themselves beforo tho world; and, wo pen tho words with a senso of shame, it is no uncommon tiling for tho people to tako up theso very men nnd elect them to ollico I Thero is something noblo lu tho forgive ness of an injury. A man is never moro God-iiko than when ho can pardon an do- my who is deserving of clemency. lint this taking of leprosy to tlio bosom ; this making a common bed in slime with pestilent cor ruption ; this collusion of traducer and tra duced for tlio spoils of office aud the pur poses of political public robbery, is so oppo site to the other that it may bo classed ns di abolical. I tender, havo you seen anything of this kind of men? Do you recall any instances which havo fallen under your notico of this sort of co-partnership in political legerde main? Havo you ever known of nny of theso compacts between former enemies for tho solo purpose of "feathering their own nest?'' Have no instances of men "eatinrc their own words" fallen under vour observa tion? How many of tlio politicians of tho times nro freo from theso blistcrinc infamies? this loathsomo wallowing iu Ihomiro? How many of this class havo you upheld, voted for, aided nt tho primaries, assisted by word and deed to honorablo positions ? If any, do ou not feel the blood of honest manhood mantling your check nnd browns tlio memo-I ry comes in upon you, and you reflect bow I low you have trailed tho banner of frco suf- frago in tho dust? How beneath your own conception of manly dignity and patriotic I luty you havo been led to net in btich an cx- crciso of your rights as a voter and a citizen, I Can you excuso yourself to your own judg-1 incut and conscienco? Will you not bo a I man hereafter and do better? lZcchwiyc, Tim Wise Choice, of a Wife, that fuideth a truo wife, flndcth" Ho treasure whoso beauty and lustro not even the shadow of death can dim. It has often seemed strange to mo that men nro so blind in llieir choice of companions, In this they sometimes scorn lo bo tho weaker sex, for they yield to dclibcrntely planned bchcmcs, nnd in tlio faeo of nn unhappy lot, tako painted doils or nrtful women to shnro tho 'better or worse." iVnd yet, after all, ns tho responsibility. rests moro on him, it mny bo a harder thing than wo nro nwaro of, to find ono whoso price is abovo rubies. Thero exists such nn artificial stato of society I ISoauty is ranked so high, nnd tlio graces so iudisponsablo,that homely in-door life looses its chlcccst nnd woman becomes n creature of waywardness aud prcttincss, that must bo petted, In ordor to keep her iu sniilos nnd leccut humor. Most young men think of "an establish' i,,nt n.l cnxinon,!., I ..;.! nf ,..1.,.,., ......... ...... o.....i,...,j in.,.., ... iiiii.ui tlieynro proud. They lovo to hoar their friends say : "Well, L has a fino wife a woman worth having, sho plays nnd sings, sho talks agreeably, nnd altogether, make-in sensation." Hut when troublo comes, whero Is tho strong helper tho courageous spirit I Thoso modest homo bodies, who seem so timednnd backward who overseo tlio hum- blo household, nnd ask no pralso but that of tho husband 8 heart who shinti but llttlo at parties, but who nro tho btnrs of 'lioino- theso nro tho wives for ' tho trials of earliest life. Their lovo is tlio rock novcr shaken by tho tempest. Nr.cu.Ecrr.P Cr.i.LAv.s. It is not probable that tlio amount of sickness bred iu cellars can over bo accurately estimated, but Ihcio is no doubt that many mysterious cases of typhoid nnd bcnrlet fevers, rheumiitism nnd ague, may bo correctly traced to tho mnlari ous cflluvia emanating from these neglected corners. Old boxes, bins and barrels, which havo contained vcgatablo matter, meat, fish, etc., need thorough overhauling, because when standing in n dark corner they look empty, nnd there may bo enough poison left sticking-on tho sides und bottom to died tho health of tho household, Tho work of cleansing is often loft U tho women and boys of tho family. A man had much better leavo his work a dav. to mako a thorough examination and purification of tho celhr, Hum to bo unduly anxious nbout getting iu . . ... ... his crops iii extra season. After all garbago is carried nut. let tho ccillne- mid wall lia faithfully brushed with nn old broom; nnd if this is done oneo u month tho ntmosphero will ho all tho sweeter. Uso plenty of iluie, and iu dry weather keep tho doors and win dows open n part of every day. Old tin nnd wooden ware should not bo allowed to stand year after year upon tho cellar shelves. If it is not lit to bo used, throw il nway,- Mmmfnel unv ami Jluuder. THK COIiUMIirAX. VOL. IX, NO. M OULUMMA DKMOCHAT, VOL. XL, NO. K Tun "Ilusy IW hnvo had their Intelli gence questioned by Sir John Lublioclf, who asserts that they nro stupid nnd Incapahlo of communicating with each other, On tho other band ho compliments the mils which nro indeed wonderful croaturcs and says they hnvo Ideas of their own which they can readily Impart to their companions. Sir John experimented with bees nnd ants, he foro expressing theso opinions, In their fol lowing way. He tool: a boo from the hive, marked him nnd put him beside a plate of honey, tor a week tho boo worked busily, carrying off tho spoil, but novcr brought n nolitary companion to help him. Ho came every morning to tho bonny for observation apparently, (low round it nnd back to tho hivo without alighting, and then began tho won. oi me nay. ar doiin tried a Nmiu I. . ., ... . ...... i uAi'uiiiuviii. i nil nn inn, wiiu mnocuiiiieiy j brought back a company of workers, the most of whom showed a definite knowledge of tho place where tho food waa. Tho ex periment was n uico one. Seventeen pins wero put on ncork,and tho honey was placed on tho head of three of the pins only. All tho ants that came with tho first followed him directly to tho right pin, nnd of twenty seven others that enmo alone, nineteen went up tho right pin, nnd only eight up nil tho others. Rut nfter all, tho question between thu ant and tho beo may not bo ono of intel ligence, but ono of disposition or character. If Sir John could look down on this world of ours nnd try bis experiments with men, ho would find somo who would keep dis creetly silent about their discoveries of hon ey, nnd survey their treasure each morning beforo undertaking to gathcrit, whilo others less selfish would bring all their frionds and relations to bliare in tlio feast. And of the'o big bees aud ants he world generally ranks tho secretivo selfish fellow as tho more "cn- tcrprising" If not tho moro intelligent. Mgtr, A Trine Gentleman. A truo man is nbovo a mean tiling. Ho cannot stoop to a mean fraud. Ho invades no Hccrct in tho keeping of another. Ho takes selfish nd- vantago of no man's mistakes. Ho is ashamed of imiedoes. Ho uses no ignoblo weapons in controversy. lie novcr stab3 in. tho dark, lio is not ono tiling to n man's fnco nnd another to his back. If by accident ho comes into possession of his neighbor's counsels, ho passes upon them instautNibliv- lon. Ho bears sealed packages withouj tampering with tho wax. Papers not meant for bis eye, whether thoy flutter in at tho window.or lie open before him in unguarded exposure, aro sacred to him. Ho profanes no privacy forothcrs, however sound tlio sentry sleeps. Holts and bars, locks and keys, bonds and securities, notico to tres passers, aro not for him. Ho may bo trusted out of sight anywhere. Ho buys no office, he sells none, intrigues for none. Ho would rather fail of his rights than win them through dishonor. Ho will cat honest bread. Ho insults no man. If he lias a rcbuko for another, ho is straight forward, open and manly. Ho cannot descend to scurrility. Rillingsgatc don't lay on his track. Of wo- man nnd to her, ho pnenks with decency and' respect. In short, whatever ho judges hon- orablo ho practices toward cverv one. There is a third silent party to nil our bar gains. Tho naturo nnd soul of things takes on itself tho guaranty of tho fulfillment of every contract, so that tho honest service cannot como to loss. If you servo an un- grateful master, serve him tho more. Tut God in your debt. Every stroko shall bo rapid. Tho longer tlio payment is with- holdcn, the better for you, for compound in- tcrcst on compound interest is tlio rato and usage of this exchequer. The bravo only know how to forgive ; it is the most refined nnd gonerous pitch of vir- Ituo human naturo can arrive at Cowards havo dono good and kind actions cowards I have fought, nay, sometimes even conquered; but a coward never forgave. It is not in bis naturo ; tho power of doing it (lows only from btrength nnd greatness of soul, con scious of its own force nnd security, nnd nbovo tho littlo temptations of resenting every fruitless nttempt to interrupt its hap piness, The Postmaster-General said nt tho ban quet given by tho Chamber of Commerce, just held : "I havo had occasion to boo the New York City post-ofiico send out 2-r9,000 letters in a day representing to tho depart ment over which I presido 40 per cent, of nU .th T'TLn0 T,?' 1"V "'fa v 'vw '."-I .- w..v..h o s 000, Boston's 10,000, and Philadelphia's J12 000 ; representing a city that furnishes totho department over which I preside, JW tons every day in letters and newspapers, ox - . . . . i elusive oi mercliandtse.' Au a stranger was yesterday knocking nt tho door of a houso on Second street, a boy came around tlio corner and inquired: "Got an? thine tb sell ?" "Yea; I want to'soll your mother a box of toothpaste." "Might 03 well cot off'n tho Btons ." con- tiniicd tho bnv. as 'a smilo broko'out nrftund da mouth; "sho'sgot stord tooth, nnd Hholwhomwoiussociato. If wo wcro to ncknowl- cleans 'cm with a woolo'u rag." When your mother is frying doughnuts, nnd you're hungry, it don't make any dltl'er- enco how her hnlr is combed, or if it is combed nt nil or not ; just only tell her that you think sho looks so han'snmo with her hair dono up in that style, ami slio will feed you on hot doughnuts till you swell up liko ft toad. Milwaukee needs a Heo. A sign there reads, "Shooin dun beer." Lancaster is more perfect in this respect; it has n very prominent slgli which reads "Churk col for sail heir. Milwaukee, walks a ropn suspended tblrt y tcct from tho L-round. A rona's end vlnr. -l H. i.lllj lliu 11IIIO Villi. UUlMltlllllT A nirl null I . -. i.n,IKI 1 .1 ! . ously applied would bo good for thoso who allow it. 11 ltl 01 tno picasuro in having dono nnyming lor nnotner is mat tlio ono nlmast 'e-iiy uirgeis Having given, mm I sl1.nH w.. nn.l....ll.. 1 I.... I Otlior remembers ctcitnnlly having recciv I t Enemies spring up everywhere nf their own accord, briends nro reared in tho af fections, niul rcaso to bo Mich as soon ns they aio removed from tlfo conservators of tho heart. A word unsnoken Is n word In tho pcnb burd ; n word uttered is n (word in another' hand, RATES OF ADVERTISING. Ono Inch, (twelve lines or tin equivalent In Nonpn Ml type) ono or two Insertions, ll.toi Hirco Inbtr- Hons, IIS, tJ,U1 PrACB. IX. SH. onnlnch S.M 13.00 Two Inches tJM 6.i 'I hroe Inches Wl 1.W Four Inches.. ......... 7.00 8.ii CM. f.M, ly rt.nil ffl.on $10.00 B.W1 Hum 11.00 SKI.IO IftOO 18.10 SU 11.00 14.W1 SB.00 80.00 co.no Himhi Quarter column HUO lv.oo Half rolutnn 1&.CO 1H.WI liU.OO 1 o.co on column s .00 tew to.m on.110 Yiturlv ndwri!,ier.ir.nt twrnbln ntinrtrrlv. 'Iron. Blent ndverllscmcnifi must bo pnld lufoto Inserted except whero parlies hnvoneoountr. I,ogiiilvcrtlscincntH two dollars pcrlncli rorlnrtn Insorttons.nndnltlmtrato for Additional Insertions rltlimit rf.rpri.nrrt In teiifrlll. .xccutor'ii, Administrator's rind Auditor 11 Nollcts threo dollars. Transient or Local notices, twenty cents a lino, rcgulnr advert lscments halt rntco. rardi In tho "imntnpwi Director) ' column, ono dollar per year tor enen line. Wise Snylngi How manv think tontono for tho evil thry hnvo dono by tho good thoy intend to do, and nro only virtuous In tho prospective. In tho long run, a tried nnd proved char acter for truth, honor, nnd honesty is the best capital, and given tho largest interest. Havo tuo cottnigo to be ignorant of n great number of things, in order tonvoidtho calnmlty of being Ignorant of everything. It is only through woo we nro taught to re flect, and wo gather tho honey of worldly wisdom not from flowers, but from thorns. Heforo you scold bo sure that you aro right yourself. Ho that nttcmpts to cleanso ablot with blotted fingers makes a greater blur. Tho schoolboy counts tho tiino till tho ro- turn of tho holidays j the minor long, to bo of ngL,. tho lovcr j, patient until ho is , i Public feeling now is npl to side with tho persecuted, nnd our modern martyr is full as likely to be smothered with roses ns with coals. If you would win success, bo punctual, courteous, honest, economical, agreeable in your personal habits, and regardful oi your health. Yet havo I over heard it said that spied and tale-bearers have done more mischief iu this world than poisoned bowl or tho assas sin's dagger. Ono cannot learn everything; tho objects of knowlcdgo have multiplied beyond llio powers of the strongest mind to keep paco with them nil, When doing what is right, tho heart is easy and becomes better every day ; but when practicing deceit, tho mind labors and every day gets worse. When two loving hearts aro torn nssunder, it is a shado better to bo tho one that is driv en away into action, than tho bereaved twin that petrifies at homo. He that loves Christianity better than truth will soon lovo his own feet or parly better than Christianity, and will end by lov ing himself better than nil. An elevated purpose is a good and ennob ling thing ; but wo cannot begin at tho top of it. Wo must work up to it by tho ofton difficult path of daily duty. A covetous desire in the heart of youth is tho germ from which may spring a poison treo, whose ntmosphcro is pestilential, and tho tasto of whoso fruit is death, If wo would givo ourselves only half an hour's reflection at the close of every day, wo would preach to ourselves several of tho best sermons that could be uttered every week. The beautiful laws of timo and space, onco dislocated by our inaptitude, aro holes and dens. If tho hivo bo disturbed by rash and i , ...:n ..:.,i. i s"lI,m "anus, maicnu ui iiimuj it iiiujiwm US UC'C'S. Decision and promptitude, oven though sometimes a man may err for want of duo deliberation, will, in tholong run, morooften conduce to success than n slow judgment that cornea too late. Tho first step toward greatness is to bo honest, says tho proverb ; but tho proverb fails to state tho caso strong enough. Hon csty is not only tho first step toward groat- ness, it is tlio greatness itself. Tho opportunity of making happy is moro scarce than wo imagino ; tho punishment nf missing it is, never to meet with it again ; I and the uso wo make of it lcavos us to nn I ctcrnnl sentiment of satisfaction of repent I anec. Lord, wo know what wo are, but know not wlint wo may be. Of all tlio animals which fly in tho air, walk ou tho ground, or swim in tho sea, from Paris to Peru, from Japan to Rome, tlio most foolish animal, in my opinion, is man. If we wouldhnvo powerful minds, wo must think ; if wo would have faithful henrts, wo must lovo ; if wo would havo vigorous mus ?lee, wo must labor; and these three thought, love, labor include all that is val- uablo in life. Fear guides moro to their duty than gmt- itudo ; for ono man who is virtuous from tho lovo of virtue, from the obligation which ho thinks ho lies under to tho Giver of All, thero nro 10,000 who are good from their np prehension of punishment. Fear is implanted in us as a preservative from evil ; but its duty, liko other passions, is not to overbear reason, but tonssist it; nor should it bo suffered to tyrannizo in tho imagination, to raiso phantoms of horror, or bosct life with supernumerary distresses. Tlio best thing to givo your enemy is for- BIvnoS to 'our Prnent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, n good cx- nmivln . In a tnthnr. ilerernnpi tn vnur- moth cr comlllct tlmtwill malcollcr proud I f to vourself. resnect tn all men. 1 ci.rjt,. - Discontents aro sometimes tho better part of our life. I know not well which Is tho mmt useful ; joy I may chooso for pleasure, I ljut adversities nro tlio best for profit; and somoumes moso wno an so tar help me, as i sbould, wiUiout them, want much of llio joy 1 1 have. If wo aro faultless, wo should not bo r- much nnnovod bv tho defeats of thoso with edgo honestly that wohavo uotvirtuo enough to bear patiently witli our neighbors' weak nesses, wo should show our own imperfec tion, aud this alarms our vanity. Tho mixturo of ono error with much truth ndultcrntott tlio wbolo; as tho chalice of puro liquid is rendered dangerously by tho infusion of n drop of jioison. Wo should therefore bownro of all error, howovcr Might nnd inconsidornblo it may appear. One er ror may booh lead to 100 ay, to 1,000, Wax has been used for fcnling pinco tho earliest ages. The oldest bonis appear to havo been impressed on wliito wax. Subsequent- I ly yellow was was usod. At n moro recent period, scaling wax was colored red ; nnd 1(1 I .... , .. 1 T ,,10110lmc.;"ui U wn Krcon ft,ul 0-Ptimca black. as colored ot nlono.tn know, but to nctaccordingto I '"' knowlcdgo is thy dctestntion proclaims I tho voice of my inmost soul, not forindp- lent contemn ntion nnd studv of tbvself. not for brooding over emotions of pietyno, for mo action was existcneo given to thee; thy nc 1.. 1 .. . . . ' tlons, mid thy netions alone, determine thy worth. Iivo Is n heat full of coldness, sweet full of bitterness, u pain full of plciienntncpa, Lovo Is n chameleon, which diaws nothing into tho mouth but air, and nourishes noth ing in tlio body but tho tongue. A man has choice to begin love, but not to end It. Love knots nro tied with i')is, nnd (itumit bo un tied witli hundti ; liuulo fast bis t lion flit , not to bo unloosed with fingers,