THE COLUMBIAN AND DEMOCRAT, BLOOMSBTTRG, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA. Miscellaneous. NVIIBSYOUUKT JI.VKUIKI). If roil shotiM e'er get muileil, Jolm, I'll tell uu wliat to do Oo get n llttlo tenement, .Tint I; enough for two; Ana ono f p.iro room tor company, ' And one spare boil within It. X you'd liegln l-ove s llfu aright, You'd better thin begin It. In future bo moderate, .Tolm, And let tin; stuffed chain wait i Ouh looking gluts nil do tor both Yourself aihI laving mute s An I Hrusscls, too, and other thlngj Wtilcli iiinltn u linn npvaniuce, If MHirnn letter WTord It, they Vllt look bolter a year hence. Home thinks they mint have pictures, John, superb and coitly, too ! Tour wife will bo n picture, John, Let that sunico for Jim. Remember what the wlo man siilul "A tnt ana love within it, Is better lliuii h xplelidl l house With blckeiluj every mlnulo." And ono word im to cooking, John, Your wife can do It best. For lovo to make tho biscuit rlso No matter If etch day you don't is better tar limn yeast i Bring Turkey to taoie, Twill bettor relish by and bv, When you are belter able. Vor all you buy, pay money, John, Money earned every dav, If yon would havo your life run smooth, Tiiero Is no better war. A note to pay, Is an ugly ttitntr. (If thing on please to call It,) Wlien ll nangs uer u man miu uus No monoy III Ids wallet. And now, when you nro married, John, Don't try to npo the rich ; It took them many a lollsomo year To Rain tho envied niche. ; And as yon vain the summit, John, Look well to your beginning, Ana then, will nu win. repay The cam and toll of winning. Light Rending. Engaged for every tctA hen. iiranch establishments Trees. Tho fellow who took odence has not yet returned it. Scissors blto sharper without teeth than with them. The man who checked his rage, covered it with gingham. Tho boy who crept on a pace, subsequently crept on a plank. The first thing a man takes to in hi3 life is hl9 milk tho last is his bier. Hough languago is bad in youth ; when used by old people, it is bad in-age. A white cloud makes a very nlco parasol ; but a black one a very poor umbrella. What tree represents a person who persists in Incurring debts 1 Willow (will owe). Thero is a man iu New York so fat that a child was recently killed by his shadow fall ing upon it. Why has a hog the most brains of all the animals? Uecauso he has a hogshead full of them, The barber who dressed tho hend of a bar rel, has been engaged to curl the locks of a canal. "Sir, have you read the odo I composed to sleep?" "Oh, yes; and it composed me to sleep " "Whose son arc you, my little boy?" "I ttin't nobody's son; I'm Mr. Thompson's nephew, sir." If ono hundred and twelve pounds mako ono hundred-weight, how many will make vour wife wait? In what ship, and in'what capacity, do young ladies like to cngago? In court-ship, as marry-ners. Tho editor of a New Orleans paper calcu lates that he is bitten by 200,000,000 of mos quitoes every night. Whoso best works aro most trampled upon ? A shoemaker's because good shoes last longer than bad ones. "Pa, they tell us about the angry ocean ; what makes the ocean angry 1" "Oh, it has been cromd so often." "How do you get that lovely perfume ?" asked one young lady to another. "It's scent to me," replied the other. "I come to steel," as tho rat observed to the trap. "And I sprang to embrace you," as tho trap replied to tho rat. If a flock of geese see onoof their number drink, thev will all drink, too. lien often make geeso of themselves. If a small man wants a pleasant sail through the atmosphere, let him go out iu a stiff breeze with u big umbrella. Mr. Smith has electrified humanity by the discovery that much sickness in New Orleans is occasioned by bad health. "Will you marry me, miss?" "No, in deed, you are too funny for my taste ; I can take a jest, but not a jester." The poet who tried to render a piece of poor prose into rhymo did all ho could to "make a bad matter verse." Some malicious persons assert that the letters M. D, which are placed after physi' clang's names, signify "money down." "You should be ashamed, husband, to snore so." "Oh, it is entirely unintentional I never do it with ray eyes open." "Don't you mean to marry, my dear Bir ?' "No, my dear wido-v, I'd rather lose all the ribs I've got than take another." A Frenchman, wishing to speak of tho cream of the English poots, forgot tho word and said, "Do butter of de poets." A couple of sailors were recently arrested in New Orleans for throwing buckets of tar at each other. It was a pitch battle. A man who had been married twice to ladies both named Catherine, advised his friends against taking dupli-Kates. A recent philosopher discovers a method to avoid being dunned 1 "How? how?. how?" everybody asks. Necer run in debt At an agricultural dinner tho following toast was given: "The gamo of fortune' Shuffle the cards as you will, spades must win." mere is a man in Cincinnati in possess Ion of a powerful memory. He's employed by the Humane Society to "remember the poor." "Among all my boys," said an old man "I never had but one who took after me, and that was my son Aaron, who took after mo with a club." There is a man in Milwaukee so knowing that the people who don t know their own minds como to him for information on tho subject. "Why is it, husband, that whenever we Bend for a pound of tea r coffee to the grcer, it falls an ounce short?" "Oh, its just a weigh he has." "Were you ever cross questioned?" "Yes, when questioned by my wife, after spending the evening abroad cross enough, in all conscience." A person complaining of tho Bmallness of some chops brought to the table, an Incor rigible wag observed, "Probably tho sheep feiiou aiiort commons." If you would enjoy your cigar, and at tho name time tho society of tho ladies, you should iuvito none but widows, for they will bring their own weeds. 1'eoplo who accept bills for their friends aro called "sureties" for this reason, that iu nine cases out of ten, they aro sure to be called upon for tho money. Borne ono remarked to Mrs. Siddons that applauso was iieccMary to actors, as it gave them confidence. "More," replied the act ress; "it gives us breath," "I am afraid of the lightning," murmured a pretty woman during a thunder storm, ,'Well you may bo," said a despairing lover, "when your heart is steel." There ore trees so tall In Wisconsin that It tolcea two men and a boy to look at the top of them. One looks till he gets t t.d, ad toother couuncacts where he left off. A western man recently fell over dead while, putting his boots on, Moral never tnko vmir boot on". ' her so much as to seo people, who profess to ro.spcct salvation, go to church without their pur.o when n recollection Is to bo taken. Ono of y Ir llovlo Uache's lnvltatloiu to an Irish nobleman was rather equivocal "1 hope, my low, If ever you come within a milo of my house, you'll stop there all night." An advertisement reads as follows,: "Slob vi', u watch worth ten guineas. If tho. thief will return It ho shall bo informed where ho may steal ono worth two of it, and no iities tlons asked." About Sick Animals. Nearly nil sick animals become so by Im proner feeilintr. In tho first place. Nino cases out of ten tho digestion is wrong Charcoal Is tho most efficient and rapid cor rectivc. It will euro In a majority of cases if properly administered An cxamnio of its use: Tho hired .'. . I man camo In Willi tho intclligcnco that ono of tho finest cows was very sick, and a kind neighbor proposed tho usual drugs and poisons. The owner being. ill, nud unablo to examine tho cow, conclti ded that tho trouble camo forom over-eating and ordoied a tcacupful of pulverized char coal given In water. It was mixed, placed in .. itml- t.Miln tlm Imn.l I1.I1I iimvanl nml in ajuuk bottle, tlio licaa Held upward, nnu the water and charcoal poured downward. 111 11V0 minutes improvement, was visioic, nnd In a few hours tho nninial was iu tho pasture quietly eating grass. Another In stance of equal success occurred with a young heillc-r which had becomo badly bloated by ating green applefl'aftor a hard.wiud. Tho loatwas so severe that tho sides wcro almost as hard as a barrel llio nlil remedy snia I iuuoiu rtintuy, mm ratus wiw tried for correcting the acidity. But the attempt to put itdown always caused coughing, and it did llttlo good. Haifa tea upful of fresh powdered charcoal was giv en, in six hours oil appearance, oi tne tuoai had irone. and the heifer was well. Livt Stock Journal. How to Take Cam: of Funs. Ladies, it has been remarked, as a general rule, im , , , j it I agino that care in putting away lursis all that is required ; they think they can wear them when and how they please, provided t lev CIPenU a lew pence lor campnor WllCIl 1 . , .i ., , ui they lay them aside. This idea should oo Mw. It.., I.. ... nit.tt.M .1na.Ina I. ,'Jij men; 11 no comp mini inni. niiueut mu M. riirtlllittOII ft.lVSltint IloUllllK lcspiC5 human svstein. which Is no 1 inn uniieninnd at the corrected. More harm has been done toXfSZWg iurs uy wearing tneni a wees aiicr mo weain- has become warm, than during the whole season. When they aro putnaide they should bo brushed the right way with a soft brush, Ai i .: i,fln,ibnp,.,.ur fnLL.il amnitltlv au old linen handkerchief folded smoothly nvpp thPiTi snrf n. niftrp nl mm camnhor KPDt overtnem, ami a piece oi gumcouipuor klFi. in a box all the time, to&cure intruders in iuu duujh: ui Justus. HowtoMake llAYRUM.-Bayrumisa r , , , , , -i:-: r : ?r:z.r: :rr r though, so we will give a lormuia lor moving it as good aa can bo purchased any where, and at a small coat: Take Oil of bay, ten fluid drachms; oil of pimento, one fluid drachm; acetic ether, two fluid ounces; al cohol, three gallons ; water, two and a half sallons. Mix. and in two weeks filter it carefully, when you will havo a superior ar ticlo of bay rum, better than can be pur chased at an extravagant price, already pre pared. Physician and Pharmacist, Vbal Pie. Five pounds of good veal, cut it in small pieces, put it in a kettle with wa ter to cover it; cover close and boil 2 hours. For crust 11 cups of sour milk, cup of sweet suet or butter, ! teaspoonful salt, 1 tea- spoonful soda. Butter a 5 quart pan and put in tho crust. Do not roll too thm. Put in your veal, pepper ajid Bait to taste, i our in the water the veal waa boiled in, a piece of butter tho size of an egg, dredge in a spoon ful of flour; roll a llttlo lard in the top crust, wet the edge ot your under crust before put ting tho top on ; bake a nice brown, then it U done. Try it. fanner's wives. Cocoanut Poddino. One quart of milk, one teaspoonful of butter, the yolks and the whites of three egga, one cup of sugar, one cocoanut and milk of cocoanut Bore a hole in tho cocoanut aud drain out the milk; then crack the nut and take from the shell ; paro oiT the brown skin and grate. Butter a pudding dish and lay the cocoanut in it, then pour over it tho custard, (Scald the milk belore making the custard.) Bake in a moderate oven until it is firm iu the centre, which you can tell by cutting with the handle of a teaspoon. Frost immediately upon taking from the oven with the whites of two eggs and one cup of sugar beaten, to a stiff froth. wicks is Kerosene Lamps. The un satisfactory light frequently given by kero sene lumps, is often due to impurities which hhve collected in tho wick. Tho filtering of several quarts of oil through a wick, which stops every particle of dust in it, must nec sssarily gradually obstruct the pres of the wick consequently, although a wick may be long enough to lost somo time, iU conduct ing power may be so Impaired that a good light cannot bo obtained. The use of poultices ia to promote warmth and moisture ; hence those which keep warm and moist the longest are the best. Cold, light wheat bread soaked in sweet milk, makes good ones. A beet fresh from tho garden, aud pounded fine, makes an excel lent poultice. In hanging paper, first pumice-stone tho wall and wash with sine mado of one ounce of glue to one gallon of water, Seo that the paste has uo luinpa and that the back of tho paper Is covered with it fully ten minutes beforo hanging. A good way to clean the Inside of a tea pot is to put a teacupful of ashes In it, nnd fill half full of Water, put It on tho stove and let it boil ten miuuUn, wash thoroughly, and you will find your teapot will bo almost as good as new. A siinplo remedy for removing freckles is a pint of sour milk, and a small quantity of I horseradish. Let tho mixture fetond over night, and use it an a wah three timet) a day until the freckles disappear. "That clock, stranger," said a, Michigan fanner, was tho beet kind of a dock up to six months igo, when my daughter began to have beaux, and now the blamed thing In always two hours too slow," The starch factories of New England, which are very uumerotm, have mado so good a market for potatoes that in 'many place they aro the staplo crop. Ckleiiy Vineoar Put half a pint of celery soed iu one quart of vinegar, bottle It, and in a month, it will be fit for umo. Strain beforo putting it in the castor bottle. Coffee should never be roasted darker than a rich chestnut brown. 'When the color ap proaches to black Jt gives a burned, dry fla vor to the Infusion, A stroug solution of eolpbaU ef uugotsla glvM a bountiful quality to whitewash, KIDNEY COMPLAINT. ...!.. I.,.. Ik. 1 - - . - . . . . ..... - . I. - prewiii nine, us somo of the varied forms of Kidney complaint. There Is no rtlscno which causes such acute pain or more alarming In Its mums Ihnn ntipn lliftkhl. ne) a fall to sucrcto from tho blond tho uilc acid, and oiner poisonous suuHUinivs, winch lliouioon accu mulates n us rirei .11 im liirnntrii 1 . nkti n. If from any cause the kidneys fall to perform tho functions devolving iimm un-ni. tho ciimulatlo.is nro imowu iiiiu u siaio ui disease, causing great pain and sunerlug, and vprv often Immediate death, llenro tho Importance of keeping the kidneys nnd uiwiiu iu u lit-iuim cunuiiiuii, uuougu wiuiiuu 1111 1'ui.uva Ui me uvuj Ullisi piis PAIN IN TUB BACK. Thero Is no rerrpilv known to mod cnl science which has prov d Itself moro valuablo In cases of Kldnoy complaints than the Vkuktinii. Itncts ill roclly upon the secretions, cleanses nnd purines the blood, and restores the wholo system to healthy w uuu. Tho following oxtrnordtnary cure of irrcat suffer ers, who had been given up hy tho best phslctans us hopeless cases, will speak for themselves, and should challcngo tho most profound attention of tho :ai lueuiiv, as wen as oi inosownonrcsuiienn Kidney Complaint. THE BEST MEDICINE. Hast MAiisuiiKt.n. Atttr. 22. 1970. Mn.STF.VKVS! Dear Sir 1 nrn seventv.ono i,cars of ago; havo sullered many jears with Kidney C'omnlalnt. wn-lknan In mir Inrlr and stum. I lcM. I win Induced to try your vkiirtinf, and I think it t o best medicine for weakness of tho Kid neis lever used. I have-tried many remedies for mis coinni.iiiii, nnu never to inn so mucn renei as from the Vkoktink. It slrenitihens and Invigorates mu wnoiu system, .iiany or tuy uciiiiiiniunces nine tuKcn it, uii'i i nencvo ii 10 no kooii lor au me com- piainus ror wnica u is reiiniuieniicd. lours truiv, JOsIAH II, SIIKRMAN. PRONOUNCED INOURABLl llosTON, May 3 1, 1811. II. It. Stevens. IIsn near sir I havobi pen badly nrs: have nnileteil Willi Kdlnnv IAinnlnlnt fnr Inn imn lin "Uiiereu reai pain in lay uacK, hips and side, witn K1Tnt amca tyln p.l5,tnir urine, which was often, side, with "Sffiand i nave launiuny irieu most oi ineiiopuiarrcmeuies thotreiitinentotsoinootthomostskllltulphyilclans In Boston, nil of whom nronounced mv c renounced my caso lncura- bio. This was my condition when I was advised by a friend to try the Vkuktink, nnd I could seo tho good effects from the Ilrst dose 1 took, and from th.it inouieni. i Kepi on linprovinir iiiitn i was entirely curcu, mKing in an, i suouiu tniuK, aoouisix uoi- es It Is Indeed a valuablo medicine nnd If I should ho anucteu again in the same wnv. I would irlvo a dol- ar in, " euuiu noi kci. it ivuuoui ltcspccttullv, J.M.01I.E, hi i uiru curccL, 3uum uu&iun, NEARLY BLIND. 11. It. SrKVKNs: Dear Sir In p.tDrpsslnir mv thanks to v ou for your benetlts derived from tho use. of Veo- etink, nnu to ucncni oiner, I will state : When etirht or nlno veals o d I was afflicted with Scrofula, which mado its appearance In lny eyes, faco and head, and 1 was very nuur blind for two Years. All kinds of oneratlons wcro performed on my eyes, and all to no good result. Finally the dls- easu principally sciueu in mv oouy, lunos onu leet, uuu m biuies iu uu UKKruvuicu IV IV. Lost Summer 1 was. from somo causo. weak In mv spine and kidneys, and It was at times very hard to return uie uruic. Dcciug your auvemsemeni in mu olquiuiuuii, i wuKia u uuiuv ui .bitaiitxn, turn commenced usiiur according to directions. In two u uo u. vuicu U4iai uuuuumjjiui, lutici u-tuiK iour or nvu oouies i uoiiceu il nau u wonucriui ci ted on tlie rouirti. scalv blotches on mv body and leo-s. 1 Htlll lliuil Vkhrtimr nml flift liltmnrnns nnrps I one auerunuuier uisaiipearuu unin vney were uu gone, and 1 altrlbuto the cure of tho two ill&eabes to vkoktinb, and nothing els-. dy. Once moro accept my thanks, and believe mo to ue, cry reajjeeuuuy, jYuaun t'Aiuiui. uec. i, ism. ?iu. ui iianu u, unciunau, uuio. rtir-nnCAa rt (ha VMnflve TII.I.Ia Ma nA nlinnt-ii I unpleasant, and at tlinus they becomo tho most dls UesrJnjj ana dangerous uweaues that can affect ino Uuiaan aybUira. Most Ubicasus of tho Kidneys, arise om impurities in mu uioou, cuirsin? numura wmcu aeltle outheao parts, vkqbtine excels any known remedy mine nuolo world for cleansing and purity uiu orgiuts ui uiu wuy. Vflo-flMnfl in Rnlrl hv nil TlrnirrriRta ' & -j "-oo-" -mew stock ok clothing. AND Gentlemen's Dross Goods. DAVID LOWEN'BERG Invites attention to his largo and elegant stock ol Cheap and MionaMe CMMct at his store on MAIN STREET, IN THE NEW BLOCK, DLOOMSIIUItO, PA., where ho has just received trom New York ana Phil adelphia a full assortment of MEN'S AND BOYS' CLOTHING, Including the most fashionable, durable and nan (Ko ino DRESS GOODS, CONSISTING OF BOX. MtOCK, GUM ANDJOIL CLOTH, COATS AND PANTS, OF ALL SORTS SIZES AND COLORS, lie haa also replenished Ills already large stock of CLOVUS AND CASSIMEKEB, FIGURED' AND PLAIN VESTS, STRIPED, SIHKTS, CRAVATS SOCKS, COLLARS, HANDKERCHIEFS, GLOVES, SU6IIKNDCKS, AND ARTICLES. FANCY He has constantly on hand a larga and well select ed assortment ot Cloths and Vestings, which he Is prepared to make to crder Into any kind I ot clothing, on very short notice, and In the best manner. All his clothing Is made to wear and most of It Is of home manufacture, GOLD WATCHES AND JEWEIJIY, OF EVERY DESCRIPTION, FINE AND CHEAP. II1S CASE OF JBWiXHY IS NOT SURPASSED IN THIS PLACE. OALL AMD EXAMINE HIS GENERAL ASSORT MENT OF Clothing, Watches, Jewl ry, &c. DAVID LOWENBERO. ulr i,is-tf. AINWHIQHT & CO., WHOLESALE GROCERS, N. B. Corner Bcctnd and Arch Street, FUILlDILrHU, Dealers In TEAS, SYRUF9, corrEE, SUGAR, MOLASSES Rica, sricis, bioikb bod, to., Ac, larorders WDI receive prompt attention. ll.T.lf TOII PRINTING OP EVERY DESCRIPTION EXECUTED PHOMPTLY TUJJ 00IMUIAJ( OfFlOh. At HEADQUARTERS FOU m mints, Uils. Uli3S. l'tiltv. Drugs, Spicea, Patent Medi cines, &c, Ac. MO YE It BllO'S WOULD mil the iittrnlion of the imMic to their erv lnriru a mt wi?l fiolrclpd ntack or LOWEST 3IAUKHT .UATKS. SOO boxes Window 01a.ss all sizes and realities, oiass tor Picture Frames a specialty iriiilc Lend. Jted Lend, Umbers, Litharge, Siennas, Greens Bines, lleds, Vnllnwa ilw nml i Oil v""""i "'J ... General Agents for MONTOUR SLE PAINTS LINSEED, OLIVE, WHALE, OASTOIt, nnd other OIL VARNISH and JAPANS from the best Manufactories. Their stock of SLICES excels any In this section of the State. Agents for Dr, BIOKLEY'S FAMILY MEDICINES General Depot of supplies for Dr. .1. C. Ayer's POPULAR MEDICINES. Tho Prescription Department Is under the charge ot competent Pharmaceutists. Physicians' Prescriptions CAREFULLY COMPOUNDED WITH DESPATCH. Cold Spartlina Sofia Water. The attention ot country dealers, especially Is called to our stock of BOTTLED GOODS. SHOES, ALUM, OOffOBKT&ATBS ItS, Patent and Proprietary Medicines &e. our wagon will continue as formerly to m&kelta usual trips to supply cu t . OIL OF GLADNESS, a special Coughs, (Jolus, Croup, Burns, Tetter, Piles (Sec, an Internal and External rem y whose henllnj; vlr tues aro attested by thousands In this and adjoining counties Is manufactured by them nnd supplied to tho afillcted either directly or through their country dealers, Price 50 Cents Per Bottle, None genuine unless It bears the trade mark and name ot Moycr lira's the words "Oil of Gladness" blown In the glass and the signature ot Moyer llro's on tho wrapper. Apr.l7,T4-ly Tho only Reliable Gift Distribution in the Country I $60,000.00 XrT VALUABLE GIFTS 1 TO BE DISTRIBUTED IN L. D. SINES' 17Srd Regular Monthly GIFT ENTERPRISE ! 'Ib It drawn Monday, June 1th, 1870. Two Grand Capitals of $5,000 EACH IN CASH TwoPrizes.Sl.000) , . , . Five Prizea, $500 EaCh 111 CaSu! Ten Prizes, $100 J One Horse anil IhiRgy, with Silver-mounted Haruefli, worth $000. One fine-toned rose wood l'iano, worth $550. Ten Family Sewing Machines, worth 100 each I Thre Gold Watches and Chains, worth $300 each. Three Gold American Iluntirg Wntclicn, worth $125 each. Ten Ladies' Gold Hunting Watchw, worth $100 each. 800 Gold and fnlver Lever Hunting Watchet in alt, worth from $20 to ?300 racA GOLD CHAINS, SILVER-WARE, C, ic. NUilliEIl OF OIFTS6.mt TICKETS LIMITED TO CO.000 AGENTS WANTED TO SELL TICKETS, to whom Liberal rremlunis will be paid, blngle Tlcketa 11; Sir Tickets 6$ Twelve Tickets 10j Twenty-nte Tlcktstso. Clrcnlirs containing a full list of irlien, a descrip tion of the manner of drawing, and other Informa tion In reference to the distribution, will be wilt to any tmc ordering tncin. All letters must bo address ed to Onlco, Excelsior lluild'K, I. I. 81X12, Cor, Race & I-ongwortb. llox 4li, CINCINNATI, O. Apr.SO, 1815-ew DISSOLUTION OF PAItTNKItSIIIP. THE 1'AItTNKItSniI' IIEltlvTOI-OUK 1 existing between rira. TI'UNIilii OAUDNKIl, Is dissolved, to I uku effect April 1st, UTS. llr. Tur ner will continue the practice of his profession uttbe oniee over Klelin's Drug Store. AU accounts du the nrm are to bo paid to A, L. TURN ER, April leth, 1875. It. ATTOItNEY'fl BLANKS, Common and Judgment Honda, lust prlntad nd for sole at two coLuxaiiN omce. All kinds of Attorney's blanks Hbr kept on aUtC or irlntod Vi ordur. tW$ffe NEW GOODS! A HEAVY STOCK, Ohcapcr.than Ever! S. H. MILLER & SON Huvo Just Received tho largest ami best supply ol CHEAP AND FASHIONABLE DHY GOODS, They have ever offered totnelr friends nnd cus tomers. (jlotlis, Cssiuiore3f and Satinotls for MEN'S WKAK, Cloths, Alapacas, Merinos, for LADIE'S WKAtt, CALICOES, MUSLINS, CAM11UIC3, and every variety of Dry Goodi dc-sin-d, Carpets, Mats, Ottomans. in great variety and at (lie L O T CASH PRICES. FAMILY GROCERIES. Including nil the varieties of COl-TKI-S, TKAS and SUOAliS, COUNTRY PRODUCE, and a general supply of articled uiefiil for tho table always on hand. CALL AND SEE. Country produce of nil klmh taken In ex change for goods at cash prieei. OCt. 30,74-tt J. EVANS, READY MADE AND CUSTOM MADE CLOTHING. HE HAS THE FINEST GOODS, LITEST STYLES, ;and Eiir;.oY3 toe BEST WORKMEM- Tordood Fits and Promptness In Dlllng oraen there Is the place to go. Ills goods aro selected with care and bis CUSYUM WORK will compare favorably with the best effort ot the fashionable city Dealer. UE KEEPS A LARGE STOCK OP BOYS' & OHILDEEN'S CLOTHIHG AND GENTLEMEN'S FURNISHING GOODS At Astonishingly Low Prices. A. J. EVANS. July 1, 1878-tf. BLOOMSBURQ MARBLE WORKS. T. L. GUNTON, Proprietor, MAIN STREET, 1IELOW MARKET. Manufacturer of and Dealer in all kinds of MONUMENTAL MARBLE WORKS We uso tho best AMERICAN nnd ITALIAN Marble. He has on hand and furnishes to order MONUMENTS, TOMBS, HEADSTONES, UKNS, VASES, Ac. Every variety of Marble cutting neatly executed it ma lowest marKCL prices. In hniliu.K tnjki.4 thH nrnnrlulnr rnnfldent (if trlllnL' a long practical cpenence anu personal nucimuu satisfaction. All orders by mall promptly attendeu v, r. u, uox v-jj. "JV. 11. Wort dtlhtrcdfrtt of charge.'l&l Aug. 91, '74.ly. T, L. (1UNTON, Proprietor. ISAIAH HAGENBUCH DEALER IN STOVES k TINWARE, BLOOMSBUKG, l'ENN'A., Has tho pleasure of Introducing to the Public A AV;ilr JiXD SUPERIOR COOKING STOVE, THE "ECLIPSE," A now and beautiful Stove, for wood or coal. Ho al so keeps constantly on hand a largo und vailed assortment of other COOKING STOVES, l'AKLOK STOVES, IKON WEAK In great variety, TIN WAKE, Ac, Ac., Ac, which he will dispose of at tho lowest rates for cash or approved credit on short time. All articles war ranted us. represented. Hu renpectfully solicits a share of publto putronago. Oct. SVJiy GREENWOOD SEMINARY. NEXT TEKM I1EOINS Monday, August 3d, 1874. For particulars, Address, lb II nHITAC'RB, Hillviit.b, Pa. JuuetjIinU 1 vfMw Ayer's Sarsaparilla Is widely known as ono of tho most cflbctual remedies ever discovered for cleansing the sys tem anu purit)ing tho blood. It has ' stood tho test of years, with a con stantly growing rci iitatlon. based on its intrinsic virtues, nnd sustained by its re- marKniuu cures, oo nuiii as to no sale nnu beneficial to children, nnd yet so tearchlng as to cll'cctually purgo out tho great cor ruptions of tho blood, such as tho scrofulous nnd syphilitic contamination. Impurities, or diseases that havo lurked In the system lor years, soon) lent to this powcrlul anti dote, and disappear. Hence Its wonderful cures, many of which nrc publicly known, of Scroliiln, and nil scrofulous diseases, Ulcers, Eruptions), and eruptive dis orders of the skin, Tumors, Hlotclics, Bolls, Pimples, Pustules, Sores. St. Anthonys uire, iioso or irysipe Ins, Tetter, Suit Jtliciim, Scald llcuil, Itinirworin, and Internal UN ccrntlons (if I lio Uterus, Stomach, nud Liver. It also cures other com plaints, to which it would not seem especi ally adapted, such ns Dropsy, Dyspep sia, Fits, NcuralRia, Hcnrt Disease. i-'emnio wcaiciicss, uemuiy, anu IiClicorrhocn, when they aro manifesta tions of tho scrofulous poisons. It Is an excellent restorer ot Health and strength in tho Spring. By renewing the nppetlto nnd vigor of the digestive organs, it dissipates the depression nnd listless lan guor of the season. Even whero no disorder appears, peoplo feel better, and llvo longer, for cleansing the blood. The system moves on with renewed vigor and a new lease of me. P ItE PA RED I) Y Dr. J. C. AYER St CO., Lowell, Mass,, 1'ractUal and Analytical Clicmtm, SOLD BY ALL DltUGQISTS EVEnYWHERE. CARRIAGE M ANUFACTOJRY HLooMsiiima, pa. M. C. SLOAN & liHOTHEIt H 'AVE on liaml anil for sale at the most reasonable rales a splendid stock of CAHUI.iGCS, HUtJGir.S, and every description ot Wagons both PLAIN and FANCY, Warranted to bo mado of the best nnd most durable maeerlals, nnd by tho most experienced workmen. All work fent out from the establishment will be found to bo ot the highest class anil sure to Kle per fect satisfaction. They havo also a line assortment of SLEIGHS ef nil the newest and moit fashionable styles well and carefully made and ot the best inatei lal. Anlnmcctlon of their work 13 asked as ltl s be lieved that none superior can bo found In tho coun try. July l, 1873 tf. GAS GAS! THATCHER & GEARHART, P WfiPS. 3S M mm HLOOMsnuna. pa.. OFFER TO THE I'UIILIC THEIR SERVICES IN Plumbing and Gas Fitting, In which I bey have had many years of experience. All w(,rk ot thu kind warranted to bo of the hist description and executed In the most woi kmanllke manner. Gas Pipe Laid at 12 Cents Per Foot ! Steam Engines and Boilers, Steam nnd Hand Pumps, Pipe and Fittings. A Splendid Assortment of Chan deliers, Brackets, Lamps, Shades, Bronze Ornaments, &c. EXQUISITE SLATE MANTELS, THE CKLEll RATED JAPAN PAPER-WARE, BUCKETS, BASINS, BOWLS, Ac, Ac. Storo Room In Iiloomsburg, on Mnln Street, oppo- site St. Paul's Episcopal Church. (Hie them a cnlll Oct. 8,74-tt IRON IN THE 1ILOOI). Thk I'khctun SYncr vitalizes and emlchca the mood, tones up tlie ss. tern, builds up the broken uumi. eurr.i u hih-i s l lebllitv.dronsv. clilllaanu icier, curuiue uiarruira lenoua uffeo.ions. tiolU 1 .ininurs, illseasea of the KinnevHnnu uiauuer. fe male complaints, ,C.-. Thousands havo been changed u tuo uio or me remedy from weak, tlckly, buffering creatures, In slronL-. heal by, happy men and women; and Invnll.N ciitnnt renhnnublv hesllato to Cite It a t rial. CAiTiov. Ho suie sou get the "I'kui-vian SYiicr" (not Peruvian I'.nrk.) Sold by dealers gener ally. A 32-pago naniphlct, conlatnlng a IreatUo on Iron us a m-(ileal agent and oilier valuablo papers, testlmoni.119 irom uisungui-iueu pu tuians, clergy men and others, will be bent Ire- to any address. Wstii v. fowlk & Sons, proprlctoi-s, to liarilson Avenue, nosion. FORTUNE FOR SI. Wyoming Monthly LOTTERY. Llfatiud by Authority tj 'an att sf tki LtfitUturk Tickets SI each, or 6 forS5. One ehaiu-e in every nine. Drawl on tht lait week-day of each and every month. Fifth Extraordinary Drawing, 1 dull Prize r 9100,000 1 Cash Prize of 30,000 I Cash Irl.o or 35,000 1 Ciiiii Prize of 30.000 1 Cuh Prize of 15,000 1 Ciuh Prize or 13,000 In all. Sl.WI t'aih I'rirea amounting lo tXO.U) Tk. flm Biut.rdl.u Dr.h,( w. pi.d.d ...r tor Cl. Pfl.h, rr..'l .( B..rd e 1n& la. hhiI by U.T.t.ct J.m... TbatUrdbv Ciniiaiu. Hclll U.ld.r. la. tv kr Judf . iiui.il. rm'i r ta. s.b.u If.at. w.DUd. lJb.r.lpaj Yt full buOsiOu. M.4 tit Clr.ut.L AdJru It. UiutU, J. M. PATTEE, Laramie Cltr, Wromlna. A. LArtal. CU U Ut. Ul tuiU BAllnaa, a. tw.it. caiM( .d Of d. Apr.S3-4W AN ACTUAL nCSINKHS INSTITUTION ANU TKI.ICailAl'lIIO INST1TUTK. Tor Information call at omce, or send forCousaK AnvKiiTiami. Juueza-ly vlBYRN'S Peekot Photoscopo. I j Ilia, irrrat MioNirrisa power. dttocU eountel felt money, ahodily-clotti, aub. ataucta In the eje. In wonudai ex. uhIum Inaeeta, lloKtra, I'huila, Hans lu metola, lUntible writing i InaptcU minerals, grain, etc. l'aiclOO t'EXT8,furl. JV(tymiil. Agents Wanted. Adlrtu-lt. L. lllliN, 1-. O.Dai t,Wl, UtwYerk. 0c, Mavasau Btreet, Apr,4a-iw BLANKS ! BLANKS ! VOlt BAUI AT TUB COLUMBIAN OFFlCLd Mrdedthehi Paris JSgpawJ fiver Thirty-four Competitor ..J .Hfi (if Tnfc54.titiri RAIL ROAD TIME TABLES- P IIILADELPIIA AXD 1H5ADINQ KOAD WINTER AHKAKGEMEKT. NOV, oth, 1S74. TnilNS LEAVE lll-rKKT iS 10I,I.0S (St'NnAY EXCKTTED For New York, Philadelphia, Heading, rottsvllle Tnmaqua, c, 11,53 a. m For Catawtaa, 11,33 u. m. and T.iio p. m. For Vlllhinisport,c,j9 a. in. and 4,0iJ p. m. TRAINS l-OR HtTKBT LEAVE A8 FOLLOWS, (SCNDAT KX CEl'TED.) Leavo New York, 9,00 a. m. Leave Philadelphia, 9,15 a. in. Leave Heading, 11,30 a. m., rottsvllle, 1,10 p. m. nnd Tamaaua, 1,80 p. in. Leave Catnn lsna, 6,20 a. m. and 4,00 p. m. Leave Wllllamsport, 9,20 n. m. and 5,00 p. m. Passengers to and from New York and Philadel phia go through w Ithout change of cars. J. L WOOTEN, May t, 1874 tf. General Superintendent. D KLAWAItE, LACKAWANNA AND WESTKKN HAIL1IOAD. .1II.OOMSHUHO DIVISION. Time-Table No. S9, Takes effect at 4:30 A. M TI1U1ISUAY, I1F.CEMIIEH 10, 1S74. SOUTH, p.m. p.m. p.m STATIONS. SOUTH. n.m. p m. p.m. i 1 151 scrnnlon Hellenic TaWorWlle... . .Latkawaiiiia 1'ltlMon .. Wist 1-lttslon.. Wjoininj,' Mallljy Kingston KliiKslen mouth .1 line . ....I'lj mouth .... Au-mliite Nanlleoke .Ilunloik's I reek. 2 2D 0 81) 12 ill 12 in 11 JS It 30 11 20 11 10 II 10 III 45 s uu 8 23 13 S 13 : r.a 7 r.3 1 40 13 a 1 25 1 Id1 1 11' 10 (4 18 19 10 17 10 25 10 29 1U 84 2 20 2 S3 2 41 2 50 2 AS 3 111 3 HO 3 15 C 85 0 41 0 50 7 00 7 11.5 7 11 7 10 1 15 7 -H 1 M 111 6H 10 4.1 10 50 10 55 11 00 7 411 12 51 2.1 8 25 6 U R 12 8 0.1 8 10 7 41! 7 U 7 OG 0 67 C 45 C 32 0 27 7 8.1 12 III 7 ll 12 41 7 2.1 12 8(1 7 19 12 S.i 7 15 12 20 3 21 7 85 3 25 7 45 3 80 7 ft 3 30 7 58 3 40 8 12 3 51 8 15 4 15 8 3.1 4 218 .V 4 21 9 (1.1 4 SO 7 Oil 111 05 II 19 11 IS 11 32 11 40 11 53 12 1 7 ' 12 10 c m 12 oi ..Mili-k-hlnny ...lllek's reny... ...lleach llaen.. Ilerwlcl: .... .....Briar t'leek ..Willow (Hole... B 85 11 40 li 24 II 33 G 21 11 31 0 3 II 22 S 18 It 17 12 18 4 45 7 12 7 18 7 25 7 3S 7 47 7 .Vi 12 12 4 .VI 6 20 6 03 11 11 ..I.tme l.'Klgc... 12 17 12 20 12 32 4 50 5 (15 5 12 8 18 fi 111 5 63 It 02 ..Espy., 8 5S S 51 5 44 5 40 10 55 liloonisbiirg.. .. B 10 in 49 5 34 10 -8 5 311 10 41' 5 12 10 22 5 t'2 M 12 4 M 10 OS 4 40 9 5 p.m. a.m. Kupcri . . OitauKsa llrlJtre. ..Clark's switch... liamlllo Chul.isky .....ramerun 12 37 12 42 8 24 12 4.1 5 311 8 12 8 10 5 40 S 15 a oi 4 55 4 SO a.m. 1 (13 5 4S b 35 1 11 8 5S 8 48 1 14 0 03 8 .Vj 131 C 21 9 20 .Northumberland.1 p.m. p.m. a.m. DAVID T. liOUND. Sunt. Superintendent's omce, Kingston, March 5, 1874. ORTHKItX CENTRA I. RAILWAY COMPANY. On ana after November 20th. 1S73, trains 111 leave HUNUUUYus follows: NOUTIIWAIID. trie Mall 5.20 a. in., arrive Klmlra 11.50 a. m " Canandalgua... 8.33 p. in. " Kochester B.16 " " Niagara 9.40 " ltenovo nccommoilnllon 11,10 a. m. nrtlve WllllcniS port 12.5.1 p. m. Klmlra Mall 4.18 a. m., arrlie Klmtr.i 10.20 a. m. uutfalo Kxpress 7.15 a. m. an Ivc HuHulo s.50 a. m. KOUTHWAHI). lluffulo Kxprtss 2.60 a. m. airlve Hairlsbure 4.50 n.m " Ilalllnioro 8.40 " ElmlruMall 11.15 a.m., arrive Uarrlsbuir; l.aop. m " Waslilngton 10.30 " " llaltlmpre 0.30 " " Washington 8.30 " Harrlsburs accommodation 8.40 p. m. arrive Harrls hurg 10.60 p. in. anlie llnlthnore 2.2.1 a.m. " Washington c.13 " Ki le Mall 12.68 a. m. arrlte UnrrMurg 3.05 a. ui. " Haltlmore 8.40 " " Washington 10.38 " All dally except Sunday. 1). M. BOYD, Jr., General rnssonger Agent A, J, CASSATT, Oencrnl Manager PENNSYLVANIA RAIL ROAD. riiiladelplila & Eric II. It. Division. WINTER TIMH TABLE. U. nnu nncrau.iiui,nu iYMlir.ll loth, 1874, the Trnlns on tho Philadelphia & Krle Itall uwui division win run as lonows: WESTWARD. FAST LINE leases Philadelphia. 12.65 p.m " " " llarrlshurg.... a.oo p. m " " Mlllamsport.. 9.15 p. m " " I(k llaten ln.2o p. m " " arrive at lluiralo 9.eo u. m Ellin MAIL leaves Philadelphia 11.55 p.m " " llnrrl&biirir 4.2s a, m " " " Wllllamsport s.inin! " " '' fk "aiwi 9.4.iii.m llenovo 11.10 a. m " " orr.at Lrlo.... 8.05 p.m LLMlltA MAIL leaves Philadelphia S.OOa.m. " " " Ilarrlsburg 1.2.1 p.m. " " " Wllllamsport 0.20 p.m. " " arr. nt Lock Haven 7.S0p. in. LOCK HAVEN ACCOM, leaves Harrlsburg 9.15 a. m " " " " Wllllamspoi t.06 p. m " " " " Lock Hauiii.io p.m : o: EASTWARD. I'Hir A ESVIIESS leaves Lock Haven... ,U0a, in. " " . " Wllllamspoit,... T.iwa. m. ' " arrlvcBat Ilarilsburif 12.10 a.m. " " " I'nUttdelphln 4.16 u, in. EI1IE MAIL leaics Erie n,2 n. m. " " " Itenoio " " " iMk Haven " " " Wllllamspoit ' " arr, at llirrlsburir " " uir. at l'hlladelolila ELMIIIA MAIL leaves Lock Haven,.,. " ' " Wllllamsport,., " " " Suiilmry, " ' arr, at llarrlsburg " " arr,atl'hlldelphla... NIAOAI1A EXmESS leaves Kane .., .. 8.26 p.m . 9.45 p. m . 10.60 p.m .. 2.S0 a.ni .. i.60a. m 9. a.m. .11 10 n.m .12 40 p. m , O UO U, III o.io p. in 9.0 a, in Itenova 4.0.1 , , m l ock Haven.. 6.28 r in 5Mlllauisport, o.r.0 p.m SLiibury 8.40 p. m Ilarrlbburtr. lo.u p. m I'hlladelphla, ,60 a. m arr. at Ilarrlsl Mall Ka connects cast and west nt El lo with I Allegheny It It' W lnl"cton ,vU1' " frcek and Mall West tilth east and west trains 00 L. 8. 4 M, Jitu! ,rvlntlou JSliJlfW ll"Itt, Kr.re8SB1111"' clso con nect ons at lihiiaspoit w Uh N. c 11. w. tialn ruth':1" " 1"","'UlrK N. C It.W. tralii j. . AVM' A' BALDWIN, Jan. 9,16-tf unntraisupv this imhch ia ok filk wini ROWELL & HESMAN . Advertising AgenU, 7MIBD CHESTNUT T8., T. LOOH, Mf SUI GENERIS. DtRALMAMfcqU tnuiTfriRATf- MASON & HAMLIN CABINET UHUAN5. UNEQUALEDirXUN APPROACHED In tapneity nnl ftwllonco by uny ollirr. AwnrJM and DIPLOMA OF HONOR VIENNA.1873; PARIS.1867. nlil U Amorlenn Oiynn tvrr nwnnlod nny mwliil II II L i In Kuroiw, or hlch promt uu h ctrordl niry cjVllcnca 01 to conuiinnd a l,lo lo there 1IIII1VO ri1M Wgliwl premium nt tnclat ALYlAlO trlnl HipoMttoin. In Am. fk ... tr.ll . purSJ" Oatot haivlrcH lh.rt.'l" not Uo n, in U whoro nny othir on;oii lioto K-cn pnfcrmi. DCPT I'oc'nrr.1 by Rmlncnt Miildnn, In both ilSrlMOSlAl. CHiCUI.AP, iih ciilhlor.i of more than Olio Tlioiininl (Mit free). IIIOIPT on hmlnu i JInm It llmlln. .Do not hlO O tk any A''M Liior,n , uiiMoifi for netting tnjntvr oiw-n, n;l for UU tftuoii rfun try terv hard to HI mmtthing elte. Drill PTVI TC with mot Important Improvo- NbVi o I iLto w"" ,'"r i"niJv. Noli BnTCoiiibliiiilltm Slop". Superb IUngero ond other Cukc ot nev ueslcn". PIANO-HARP CABINET ORGAN . qnlsltc combmallon ot lhei.0 InrtnimenH. EASY PAYMENTS. ?7mnnlMy wnMrtirly psymci'ta; or rent"! until rent pny fer the organ. fllTl I nPIICO i"l Clrcnlan, lth fnllirtte CAT ALUuUto litwMrre. AddreMMAHOhfl llAMLIN OllllAN CO., Ill Tinnont Hlnet, BO TON! S3 Union fcpiarc, NEW YOllKl or W il 81 AiUmtSt,, CU1CAUO, MASON & HAMLIN MAY HU 0DTAINK1) AT WHOLESALE OR RETAIL or Ii. B. I'OWELi, SCRANTON, Pa. 0iierf ifrtif also for the celebrated CHICKERING PIANOS. ALSO, 01-' I. K. MILKEN, JlLOOMSJll'RO, PA., Dealer in above Instruments. Jlnrch 19,'75-y ltOLLINS & HOLMES No. 17 Centro.stro PlniBiiBrs Gas and Steam Fitter?, MANUl'ACTUIlimS OF T X 1ST W ARE, GALVANIZED IHON COKNICE, WINDOW CATS, AWNINGS, Wire Trellises) Sic. Dealers in Stoves, Rang es, J-'uriinees, Baltimore Heaters, Low Down Urates, Mantels, l'UJIl'S, Weather Strips, &c. Also G-AS FIXTURES of tho latest design. Special attention paid lo re pairing Sewing Machines ofewry description, scales, Locks, Hell Ilancltig, Key Fitting, Kc. Private ltesl dences Heated bybteamat a (.mull costaboto Hot Air. Feb. 20,'75-tf. J. II. STECKER'S FLOUR, FE0F AND COAL DEPOT, 11I.OOMSI1UIIO, PA Krenmer's old stand on Iron Street, between Second and Third. All kinds of grain taken In exchange for coal. J. II. STECKEK, Mar. 19-lf llloomshurg 1'a. v T LATCHLEY'S Im V JJ proved Cl'CU.MIlEll Br iuii 1-u.iii- is mo lie J kuowledged standard of " tho market, by papular p. l iruiei, mu ut'bt pump lur v3tai'x Hie least money. Attention Is Inwti-il to lllatrhlej'B Improved Brack t t, 1 lie I)i up (htck valve, which enn ix , iiiiuiut. 11 ,iiiiuui. iiiaiui urn,; 1110 juuun, 'IM and the copper chamber which never enicKs, hciiies or rusis anil win nisi u llio r!l (ri.nnr.illi. 1 nnl. , t . I ... Lim. l.n ...... get lllatchlej 's I'liinp, be careful and bco Unit It lias my trudo mark as above, If joudonot known here to buy, descriptive circulars, together with the name and address of the agent nearist you will bo furnished by addressing with htamp, UHAS. (I. ill.vi'UIIl.KY, Manufacturer, tOi, Commerce St., Philadelphia. March s '75-9m A OENTS WAXTED.-Atllie rate tliis work is now selling it win attain u sale of 100.000 COPIES lieforo tho canvass it complete. Presbyterian min isters without a charge, or thoso In 111 health who wish U retain It by open-Air exercise, students, lay. men, and others who deslro lo obtain lucrative em ploMuentlna most respectable occupation, aro so UelUid to apply for nn ugency to sell "THE HISTORY OF THE PRESBYTE RIAN CHURCH THROUailOUT THE WORLD," A beautiful larno octavo volume. Illustrated wiUi steel anil w ood engrai lugs, w hlch every l'resbj terlini family will want to possess. Price lu cloth U, VrencU S orrocco. M, Half Turkey Morocco 47, Full Turkey Morocco i n, Applications for exclusive territory HI! WITT C. LENT i: CO.. llec. 25, '74-cm. 418 llroomo Street, New Yolk, PLANTS ! PLANTS ! I jiarly Cabbage Plants, best kinds cold framo, well Kr i houta'nu', pUluc'"- " ct'1"s-11" hundied.f l.5(i, Wilson and Charles Downing Strawberry Plants, per dozcn,25 cents,! I K.-r liundred.jj.oo.per thousand. Sweet Potato 1'l.iuls, per hundred, 60 cents, per thousand, ll.nn. Egg Plants, 20 cents kt dozen. Early Tomato Plants best kinds In pots, per iloien 60 cents, tomato planta out of hotbed, Jier dozen IS cents, per hundieil, W ceuts, per thousand, 7,oo Lato Cabbage, Celerj d Pepjier Plants In theirseat son. Plants sent by m jrexprew. When ordered by mall 10 cents i-r do-, n, uud to cents ikt huudred bhould bo seut to pay jiostago, j, i. iih.lon, Uloomsburg, Pa. Twrnrin-iWpE, i i Ullf ,as eohipany will put In sen Ico pine and Si'r'Jf'l.i'S11'.? " dll'ena of iiiriomsL rg fir IxiiXd J.iyS,..U,..U",n.ru rro,n tlioitreet does l ot fhS.fS?,fi?.r5e.t.! VSC.VM 01 60 'tet will bo iharged at ho ruteoiaucenu per foot until September 1st "Spl. H, T4.-U c' W' "" bt'Uir. r Rjm"o a ftia3 B L ANK KOTLK.wllh or wltliout exmiMlui fOi-iiaJattUiUiimikliM sm. I "A 4-