, j. 1 THE COLUMBIAN OJICJIHU I'WMOOIUT, MAn Of TIIK NOIltll AND (OUT). Issued wcekl , every rrlilny morning, nt IILOOMSIICItO, COI.PMMA COUNTY, l'A. At rivo lUM.vus per jcnr, pa abln lu ndvancc, or ilirliU tin year. Attcr tlw expiration nt tho j car, s.i) iw charged. To subscrltiers out ot Uin c'j'inty tlnternts nr.i llpor t ear strictly In advance ij.itlfhitpall In nJfanco anil j.ua it payment bjdMivedtnyonlthoyear No in wr dltioatliu-JJ, except nt tlio option of (ho IMblls'ior, until all arrearages am paid, but long continue! credits utter tho expiration of tlio lirst yearivlll n t lu given. Alipaporsseiuoutof tlio S n e, or 10 distant post onio oi, must bo paid Mr In advance, unless a respon sible person In Columbia county assumes to pai tlio suhsirlptlon duo on demand. pus i' AUK Is no longer exacted from subscribers In the county. JOB 3PJR.HMTI3STC3-. Tin! .tobMntr Department ot tlio Columbian Is very co nplco. and our .lob 1'rlntliir will eomparo tnvor a ily vvl li Uiat ot lie largo i Hies. All work done on il 'maud, nea li mid nt mudcratu prices. Columbia County Official Diroctory. President .ludiro William I'.lwclt. Associate .ludrfos-Irain Dorr, Isaac S. Monroo. IVothonotarv, Ae.-lt. t'rank Zarr. lteiristcr.t lieeorder-Mlllainsoti II, Jacoby. District Attorn JVIohn M, Clark. MierllT-.MIcliael drover, surva.or ls.no Hewitt. rcas'irer lohn tt der. Onmlssloncr.) -William Uwton, John Herner, "commissioners' Clerk -William Krlekbaum. Autltors-t'. .I.Campbcl', M. K. Smith, DaMd ost. tMroiuT-Ch.irlesu..MurphO'. Jury Commissioners lacob II. 1-rltz, William II. "count.- SuivMliitendent-WI Ham II. Snyder. llluoui Poor DIstilot-Dlrectors-o. 1'. Knt.Sco't, Win. Kramer. nwomsbunr nml Thomas t'rovellng-, (o t, o. 1'. lint, Secretary. Bloomsburg Official Directory. Illoomiburj Uanklnjr Company .lohn . I'uns'.on, I'resl.lein, II. II. iro z, Cashier. l-'lrst Na lonal Hank Charles It. l'axlon, I resident J, P. Tils In, Cashier. Columbia Coumv Mit'ual Savin l-'und and Loan AssoeU'lon-K. II. Mule, l'rcslden', O. W. Miller, h,moi)iiHOuri llulldlmr andMavInu 1'und Association Win. Peacock, l'iwld'-nt,.l. 11. Hublson, Secretary. llloomsburir Mil tint Hatlm; l'uud Assorla Ion J J llrowcr, Pre-dden', C. U. Darkley, Sccre'ury. CHURCH DIRECTORY. rAlTIST CHCKCII. ltcv. J. P. Tns tn, (Supply.) Sunday s.tvIcob-1"W a. m. and j p. m. sund.i' schooi-u a. m. .... Prater Mectliiif-Evcry Wednesday evening at a.y 8j.t s'lree. The public are I ntl cdlontteud. ST. MATTHEW'S l.tTIIKHAN CllfllCll. Minis er Itev, J. It. Williams. sun lay Herv Icos-IOM a. 111. and 6i p. m. sund.iv school On. m. 11-a erMeo linf-Kvery W ednesday evening nt OX clock. Seats free. No pow.s rented. All are welcome. riiisnvTKKHNCiinici!. Minis er Itev. Stuart MP'jhell. Sunday Services I" V 11. la. and dvj p. m. Sunday School-9 a. m. .... Pr.n er Mcu Ing-Ksery Wednesday evening at if ilock. Seas free. No pews rented. Sirangcrs welcome. MhTIIOIIIST EI'IM'OI'AI. CHCKCII. Presiding Klder-Itev. N. S. llucklngham. Minister Itev. J. II. Mcdarrah. Sunday Serilecs-1 114 and C,S; f. in. Sund.n School p. 111. , Hlblu cl.iss-Kverv Monday evenlngal ocloek. Young Men's Prater Meo.lng-Evcry Tuesday evening 111 &K o'clock. Coner.il Prajer Mcctlng-Kvcrj- Thursday evening at T o'clock. IIKKOUMKDClll'llCII. Corner of Third and Iron streets. Pastor Itev. T. llollmeler. Ite.slJence-K.i-st street, near l'orks Hotel. Sunday SerMces 10J' u. In. nnd G4 p. in. Sunday School 3 a. m. Prajer Meeting Saturday, 7 p. m. All aru Im Ited There Is alw ays room, sen Ices every Sunday afternoon at S o'clock at Heller's church, .Madison township. ST. I-AIX'S CHCKCII. Itector-ltev. John Hewitt. Sunday HeivlccH lu,1 a. m., C- p. m. Sunday school 0 n. m. l'lrst Sunday In tho month, Holy Communion. Sertlccs preparatory to Communion on l'rlday evening before tlio st Sunday In each month. Pews rented : but everj bodv welcome. Persons desiring to consult tho Itector on religious mil Uts will ilud him at tho parsonage on Hock street. '"""llLOOMSliUKO DIUKCTOUY. SCI 1001 OKDICKS, blank, ju printisl ami neatly bound In small books, n hand and for siituaUlit) Columbian onice. eb 19, 1S75-II "1 )I,ANK UKKDS, on l'arelir.i.-nt anil I.inen I iMner. common and for Admlnls rators. Kxecu- luisnnd trustees, for s.ilo cheap at tho coi.cuuian unice. MARIMAdE CEHTI I-'ICM and for sale at the Coi.vmii if the (lospel and Justices sh 1 CEHTI I'IC.VTKS ju.l iirinled umiiian unice. .Minis- (losnel and Justices should supply them selves with these necessary articles. TUSTlCKSanil Constables' I'ee-IIills for sale ff ntthoCoLCMDiAN oniee. They contain me cor. relrrl f.e ni ctnlilKlieil Itv the lust Act Of the I.eif Islaturo upon the subject, ttery Justice and Con- stable siiouiu nave one. "ATKNOUK NOTES ju-t iirinte.1 ami for sale 1 en cheap at tlio Columbian oftlce. CI.()THIN(l,iC. TAVII) bOWEXHEHG, Merchant Tailor J Main St., aboto Central Hotel. HOOTS AND SllOKS. HKNHY KI.KIM, Manaracturer ami dealer In boots ind shoes, gruccrlea, etc., Main St., I. nil lllooinsburg. 1.1 M. KNOOU. Denier in linots ami Shoes, I J . latest and best styles, corner .Main and Market streets, 111 1110 010 post omce. CLOCKS, WATCHES, 4.0. CH,HAV(!H, Dealer in Clocks, batches , and Jewelry, Main St., Just below the central Hotel. OUIS ItEHXAHD, Watch ami Clock X maker, near southeast corner Main andiron. MILLINERY H FANCY OOODS. IS8 M. DEHHICKSOX, Millinery and Fancy Ooods, Slain St., uciow .Market. riMll' Mtem.'CJ n,Mfr.W. Millinerf anil jL Fancy Goods, Main stieet, below Central Hotel. JIEKCHANTS ANDOHOCEKS. HC. 1I0WEH, Hats and Caps, Hoots ami . Shoes, Main street, above Court Housi SH. MlbbEH it SOX, dealer in Drv . Hoods, groceries, queenswnrc, llour, salt, shoes, notions, etc., Main street. I'liOFESSIONAL CAHDS. C( O. IIAHKbEY, Attoniey-nt-baw. Rooms II. c. HOWEIt, DENTIST, , -1 and 8, Irower's building, M lloor. Hespectfully offers his professional sen lees to the - ladles and gentlemen of lllooinsburg and tlclnlty. DR. WM. M. REHEH, Surgeon and Plivsi- llelsprepaied to attend toall tho various operations clan ontCB S E corner ltock and Market In the llueot his profession, and Is protlded wlththo meets uuu.iumi latest lmproted 1 okcklain Tkkth, which will belli- . sorted on gold plating, sliver and lubber base to Tn inrive f ti c,,r,. .,,,.1 Pliv.l. look as well a Hie natural teeth. Teeth extracted R. l'A Ab, M. IJ hurReon ami 1 Iijm - bJ the uctt mili lmtsl api,rou.a methods, and nil . clan, north sldo ot .Main btreet, ;aboto J. K. uin-ratlonsou the teeth laietully and properly at- Dyer s. tended to. , onico a few doors above tho Court House, samo Jit. McKEbVY, M. 1)., Surgeon ami I'liy- side. July ,'73 . slclan, north sldo Main street, below Marktt. -.-s. J.TIIOHXTOX TH. HOI1ISOX, Attorney-at-batv. Ollice li would announce to tho cltlzensof Illooms . In Hartman's building, Main street. LTfig and tlclnlty that he has Just receltedafull und complete assortment of QAMUEb JACOIiY, Marble ami IlroiMi w n i pti-i-'ii wts-tiow shadfs O btone Works, East Illoomsburg, Derwlck road. W ALL 1 Al Kit, W INDOtt SHADhS, TT"OSxTsT()CICM;o"H7r7over """ C0BW- S' LI. Clark JS Wolfs Store, Main street. imd all other goods In his lino of business. All Iho newest and most approved patterns ot the day aro DR. lb C. IIOWEH, Surgeon Dentist, Main always to be found In his establishment, Main street, St., above th Court House. i"lrU't- Jull, . jVK5f&fc.fl ArUL0AN IROjST WORKS. Centre streets. ' lj W Centre sti .MISCELLANEOUS. IS. KUIIX, dealer ii. Meat, Tallow, etc., , Centra street, between Second and T;ilrd. c M. CIIRISTMAN, Saddle, Trunk and Harness maker, suite's Block, Main street. riIIOMAS WE11II, Confectionery ami Ilikery, X wholesale and retail, Exchange Illock. G W. COREbb, Furniture Rooms, tliree , stiry brick, Main street, west ot Market St. DW. HOI1I1IXS, biipior ilealer, stond door , from tuo northwest corner Malu andiron THORNTON. Wall Paper. Window shades and llxtures, Hupert block, Main st. ORAXUEVIbbi; DIRECrORV. A I) II. 1IEKR1XO, Carpenter ami builder, , Slalu stieet below Pine, 1( n t Ml.YlAUnKb. lMivsIclnn nml surgeon, Main street, next uoor tu uouu a ii"- D AVID HERRING, Flour nmUirit Mill, and dealer in grain, mm wren TAMES II. HA UMAX, Cabinet Maker and ff undertaker, Main street, ueiuw rim-, blGUT STREET. F. OMAN it Co., Wheelwright, first door ubove school House, 11. ti. KNT, ilealer in Stoves ami Tinware in all Its branches. 'DETER EXT. Miller, ami dealer in nil kind purchased. j oi uruin, r lour, i i FeuJ, Ac, AU kinds ot drain F,SPY. fp W. EDGAR, SiMiuehauna Planing Mill BUSINESS CARDS, VISITINOUAUDH, u.l ir.ii iiivAun, DILL HEADS. 1'itOllltAMMES, iiiu'iii)u ' t t,rt NEATLY ANUOIIEAVLY 1'IIINTIUJ, A'jf TJji: 00- HENRY I. MKFFENIIACH, r.iiuoit and pmii.iaiiicu. OATAWISSA. ST. JOHN'S (i:riSCOI's.t.) CHURCH. Itector Itev. John Hewitt. SuiTday Sen lcej-3 o'clock p. m. every Sunday, Sunday School 1:3.) p. in. Holy Communion the second Sunday In tho month. JQH. K. W. HUTTEH, l'lltSlUlA. fiSUIIOhO, omce, on Main street, MaM7,'Jl-y Catawlss.1, Pa. y.M. I-. EYEHbY, A 1 lUH.ll-. L-1,A , Catawlssa, Pa. Collections promptly made and remitted, omce opposite Catawlssa Deposit llauk, Gm-3S r.i. 11. AllTlOTT, Attorney-at-Law, -Main tV street. ) I' DAbbMAX, .Mereli mt Tailor, Second J t street, imbbins' building. HUCK I10HX. MO. A V. II. SIIOEMAKICH, Dealers in a Dry (loods, Urocerlcs and Ueneral Merchan dise. lllJSIXIfeS GAUDS. JQH. A. b. TUHXEH, l.AVll.A.M.l', 1111 1 l.l., ui.vujiniiuiti', 1 a. omen over Kleltn's Dru Store, omce hours from I to 4 p. m. for treatment of diseases ot tho Kye, Ear and lliroiil. ah cans nyut or day promptly attended to. Apr.iS '75-11 jyi. J. C. HUTTEH, onice, North Market street, Mar.27,'74-y lllooinsburg, Pa. T-VH. II. V. OAHDXEH, 1'IIYSICIAN AND SUHOICON, III.00MS11UU0, l'A. onico above J.Schujler li Son's Hardware Store. Apr.23'75-tf Q V. MlbbEH, Ail uit. r. i -a i -i.. n , Ofllce In Drawer's building, second lloor, room NO. 1. lllooinsburg, Pa. Julyl,T3 y p H. A W.J.HUCKAbEW, ATI'OHNKYS-AT-LAW, lllooinsburg, Pa. Olllce on Main Street, tlrst door below Court Houso -Mar.0,'71-y "1 V. it J. M. Cb.VHK, ' ATTOHN EVS. AT-LA W, Illoomsburg, Pa. April 10,'Tl-y omco In Ents Hull Jlny. A. CUBVKI.IMl SMITH. UKKVKY KWINU SMITH. 1 CHEVEblXO SMITH & SOX, ATT0I1NEYS-AT-I.AW, lllooinsburg. Pa. jr-.MI business entrusted to our caro will rcclcvc prompt attention. Julyl,'73 y C. B. BUOCKWAV. 0R0I10K K. KI.WELL. !" HOCK WAY A EbWEbb, ATTOUNEVS-AT-I.AW, Illoomsburg, Pa. t?"All business entrusted to our caro will receive prompt attention. Scpt.11,'7 1 y K. II. LITTLE. KOB'T. K. L1TTLK. E.1 II. & H. H. I.ITTbE, ATTOHN E YS-AT-LA W, Illoomsburg, Pa. tvilustncss before the U.S. Patent Ofllce attended to. onice In the Columbian Dulldlng. ly as E. E. OHVIS, ATTOItNEY-AT-LAW. Will practice In all tho courts of Columbia. SulII van and Ucomlni.' counties. In tho Supremo com t ot l'euus.Mtant.i, and lu the I'licult and District courts ot tho I ntted States held at W aiusnort. Pa Will be In his olllce In the Columbian bulldlnir. loom No. 1, Illoomsburg, on Tuesdajs, Wednesdats and 'Ihursdajsof each week; undln Denton on Mon d.ns, l-'rld.i s and Saturdays, unless abienton pro- icssiouai ousiuess, sept. istis,o. I7HEAS HHOWX'S INSUHANCE AG EX ' CY, Uxchango Hotel, lllooinsburg, Pa. Capital. .Utna, ins Co., of Hartford, Connecticut... u.too.oou Liverpool, Imdou and (I lobe ?o,i o.o-o Hojalot l.lverMol ljineanthlro Fire Association. I'hllailelnhla.. . 13100,000 . 10,0110, l) . 3,llH)(lilW .. l,loo ouo ft 0,000 831,000 .. 1,000,000 7&,0,o .. 5,coo,uo0 tOI ,U5S,CoO Ameilcaii ot Philadelphia aius oi iiaruoru Wyoming, of Wilkes llarre Farmers Mutual ot Dantllle Danville- Mutual Home, New York Jlarch ao,'7l-y MIcSCKbLANKOUS. "yibbIAM MORRIS, MEUCHANTTAILOIt. Cutting, cleaning and repairing promptly attended to l'lisL Hooroter J. F. Ytldemaus Hardware store, Illoomsburg, Pa. Jan. o, '75 tr kENTlSTRY. DANVILLE, MONTOUlt COUNTY, FA WlbblAM II. LAW, Manufacltircr ot tt'rom-ht Iron llrldires. Hollers. Gasholder. Frames, Flooring and Doors, Farm dates and fenc ing, also Wrought Iron Piping, Stacks and all kinds lreprooi iiuuuuigs, miuukhv iruu uuuiiuk, (vim.,iu ot Smith tt ork, sc. itepairs promptly aiieuucu iu, N. II. Draw logs and Estimates supplied. July 1, ls73-tf "BLOO MSBUHG MNERYr U. A. IIIlltlirVG "I KSPECTFUbbY nnnoiinccs to tlio public JV that ue lias reopeneu SNYDER'SJTAXXKRY, (old stand) Illoomsburg, I'll., at tho Forks ot tho Espy ami Light street mails, where all ilesci of w.niiii.r ulll lm tmidc.ln the most substantial and woikmanllko manner, nnd sold at prices to sun llie nines, i uu iiojiicsi un uim will at all times uu paid ior Q It K UN HIDES dt every desci Iptlon lu tlio country. The public pat- ronaee Is resiH-cttully solicited. lllooinsburg, .March la, isis-j y CARPETS! CARPETS! S. H. MILLER & SON TT-AVE .II ST RECEIVED and areolleritu ll r..ptii(, Htvi-rvinw nrlces one of tlio best as- ... - . . . . l.lll.-'I'U .... r.nu.., I fft, Ulltl. It ,...,..... ,,f m.miiiOmrtr. 'ihev aro ill new and lu tho very latest stiles. Prices vary from KS cents to ll.&o por jard. can ana see uiui. Oct, l, Tl-tf, PHILADELPHIA ADV'S. TTtnsAT TtTtTflBa. THE NEW IRON win ..ii -in in i.-j. -inn liestlrou Fence In the World, for Lots, Cemeleiles, Ac. Send fur circular to Wltkershain 4; Uro., luxB lliugo Ateuuo, ruua. m Awtmna b. jnvunrBRV. At tho old established bland of MOOltK & IMtO., OE'NTRALifirl STORE. NEXT DO It TO HENDERSHOTT'S DRUG STORE, Has Just opencil with a New, Fresh Stock ot TEAS, COI'KEI'.S, SL'OAllI, SPICES IMCKI.ES, SAUCE-WISH, HAM, SHOUMIHH, CANNED FIIUIT9 VEllETAIU.m, At'., 40, FOREIGN AM) DOMKSTIO Fruits, Nuts and Contuctionnrics. our goods h ive been boueht at HOT TOM , I'lll'-l, andwtilbosolil at tho VlIllY I.ONV EMI POSHIIII.K l'UIUKS POB CASH, or exchanged tor prlmo articles ot COUNTRY PRODUCE. IT WILL PAY YOU TO CAbb AXD KXAMIXU 0001)3 AXI) I'HICES Fon YouiisuLvr.s. Wo keep no book-all purchases CASH at tho time of sale. Ily this strict cash system a Saving of 10 to 20 per cent, is assured to Our Customers. A share ot public patronage Is respectfully solic ited. N. J. HEXDEHSIIOTT. lllooinsburg, March 19, 19"S-y NEW 1MUS1C ST011E. OPERA HOUSK, 3d ROOM, ui.uomsiuiim:, ia. 13. H. STRICKLAND Iiespecttully Informs tho public that he has opened a New Music store. In tho Illoomsburg opera House, on Centre street, below Main, where no keeps a full assortment of IIANOKS. OHOANS, MUSICAL INSTHUMENTS, SHEET MUSIC, MUSIC HOOKS, 40 , nlwas s on hand and for sale at tho lowest prices. He Invites the patrons ot music to call andexamlno his stock. REPAIRING AXD TUNING, also attended to on demand. The public patronago Is respectfully solicited. aprtl 0 '75-ly BLOO.M3BUBG State Normal School. rpiIIS In-titiition ndoril-s tn Ktmlenls preiiannpt I tor tho profession ot TLACiu.Mi, exeeiieui ia ellltles forlmproiement In the most approvedineth odsof Instruction. l.'nrtlu. nr.pnimnnil.iHnn nf Rtlldent-S dpslrtnt? nren- aratlonfor College, or for Iho business r latlons of tire, an Academic Department is urgaoi.eu, uuicit auorus me most amine laciuues iui su uoiu. Each course of study Is complete In Itself, Superior advantages aro ottered tor lustiuctlou In .ML.5ii. anu L.triiiurtiti.. Fall Session commences Wednesday, August SOth 1-all session closes Tuesday, iJeceinoerrcu. Spring .se.-vslon eommences Wednesday, Dec. aotn. s.r.rt,- ...slnn rinse 'l'uesd.iv. .lime Wth. spring Teuu commences ttednesuay, .March 31st TERMS. IloAiii). tncludln: Fuel and Washing, FockDoi- laiis per week. Tuition osk doi.i.ak ner week. In .Model Schoo orty to sixty cents per week. Ktnripntu nrn niimitfed nf. ant time, and to and course or stuuy ror which icey may ue iirupuieu. n is ueiter, it possioie, to no present at. mo euiunit-uiiu- iiieui oi u term, or a sessiou. send tor a caiuioguo. Applications for admission may bo addressed to 1)11. T. L. OIIISWOI.D, 1'iinclpal. COL. J. (1. FI1EEZE, secretary. Aug. 14,'7t-ly KEYSTONE CARRIAGE WORKS nLOOMSlUIRG. l'EKX'A. A S'C . cheai exchange to S. CHOSSLKY lias on hand and for sale i-apc-rlhaiillio cheapest, ror cash, or vv in tor old Wagons on reasonable terms. OARltrAGKS, HUCiaiKS, AXD WAOONW of every description both plain and fancy. Portable Top Ilugglcs, opeu Iluggles, Plain and mney riaiiorm spuug vvuguusuiiui iuui.iii.vwp and made of pood material ami fully wan anted. lu tilvo me a call ueioro piircuasmiT eisewnere, ils not bo undersold. I el I claim that 1 make tho best wag- ean- n.io fr.r ilirt li'iit inrinev. met-, g, frlii Ice. old at tho shortest notice, old springs welded and war I also do paliiling, trimming anu re mirom tvurn, ranted to stand or no pay, ranted to stand or no pay. i in i xeu nig" a i in iu- bio top buggy for any kluuor luuiuer, s-iui as nen Inr-L-. nine. nsll. Hull btckorV 1111(1 TlOt lucuurj turn iiuuui iu ,-iii,i,i I eu at Hit suop uy uio iiisiui i-cuijiaij, -.,.. huh- uaio uruers micu uuu .uiiiinj, ..v... , .... pair! ascaaii. a. d. uituast.i.1. tiui;u LIGHT STREET BUGGY & OA II 11 LAG 13 nvr.A.isrxjF-A.aTOK.'' HF. OMAN licrebv inrnnns tho ptiblii . that ho has cnteied H'llo co-partnership It li his biuther.U. L. Oman, aud that the business III hereatu-r be conducted under Iho linu tiaino of ii. r. o.iia & imoTiiiut. They will have on hand or manufacture to order iiuaair-ri, CARRIAGES, Sl'RIXG WAGONH, LIGHT WAGONS, ROAD WAGONS, anc every Udng tn tliclr lino of business, of the best material und most complete workmanship, and at "i low as can bo afforded. ihare u I'ubtie fatronaijt U r;u(y (OIICIUll. 11, F. OMAN llltoniUlt, Aug. ll.Tt-ly. PUBLIC SALE HAND BILLS Printed at this Oflico ON SIIORTfiST NOTIOK AND AT THK MOST 11EAS0NAI1LE TERMS, BLOOMSEURG, PA., FRIDAY, MAY 7. 1875. GRAND OPEMING! ELIAS MENDENHALL HAV1X0 rcsiimeil llie liusiness of Merclian discing at his old store, on MAIN STKBKT, ItbOOMHIlUHO, NKAU THK IOIIKS IIOTkL, DeMrcslo call tho attention of his Friends and the Public generally,o Ids NEW, FULI, AND VAItlED STOCK OF GOODS, JUST OPENED, And solicits a share ot public patronago 111S STOCK CONSISTS OF DltY OOODS, tlliOCEUIKS, (iUEENSWAISE, WOODENWAItK, WILLOWWAItE, UOOTS A; SHOES, HAIiDWAlth, FI.OUU AND FEED. In connection with his stock ot Mtrenandlso he cousdantly keeps on hand In iU yard. A FULL STOCK OF and Unteeil AND SII1N0LES0F HIS MANUFACTUUE. Bill Lumber made a speciality. CALL AND SEC. Oct. S, 1873 tf. ROBERT ROAN CABINETMAKER AND UNDEIITAKER, Iron Street, between Main and Viird Streets RbOOMSHUHG, PA. 1 I.I, kinds ot Furniture made to order nml f broken furniture neatly repaired. The quality in.. i nrl..i nf lik uiirl; ulll enmnaro st 1th auv tha can bo produced ami lie rcspeciiuuy solicits u snare of puonc patronage. Undertaking Will be caretully and nromptly attended to. When called upon during any hour ot the day or night he w 111 at once respond and lay out mo ilo.iu. ttnen female help lu such cases is desired ho w 111 furnish the same. Ready Made Coffins both ot WOOD nnd METAI.I.IO WAHF. nlwajs on Hand. He Is nlso the the sole proprietor in iiiooius-btu-g and surrounding dlsti lets for Taylor's Patent Corps Preserver Ily which a corpse may bo surely and carefully pro served In Icu fur anydeslrnblo length ot time. Tho nnd car gth ot t Ined fn use of tho Preserver may bo obtained from nun at any time, scarfs. Shrouds, fl.oves and .Mourning for Doors furnished when lcqucsted. Also, IIEAI1SE and CONVEYANCES furnished EGrlttmember he U a Iteimlar Undertaker and thoroughly underttandt hit Intsinsi. lie will not oe umtmoiu by ant in jiioomwury or in the county. ROIIKRT ROAN. Dee. ll,'7l-iy A CHEAT STRIDE! Up nml Over Old Mi'UkxIm found to he I'aullj , or olijecliun-ahli-, ilincarilvd! A NEW AND VASTLY ADVANTAGEOUS PLAN IIER2HY ADOI'TED HY G.M.&J.K.LOCKARD At their Works in Bloonniburg, Pnntipriv lunnmslium Iron and Mauufacturlne; compaiiM, tvhei-o will bo kept constantly on baud a largo irisuriineiiL oi . lVlillo and n d Auh Intlnacltc ;oal, FOlt DOMESTIC PUltl'OSES, AND CUI'ULO, HLACKS.M1TII AND MTUMIX- OU.SCOAI,, at prices to suit the trade. All Coal specially pro- p.ueu ueiuie ivu.iii,, mu tuiu. ,iuu Plows and Threshing Machines, aud all kinds ot Casting and Machino Work. HEI'AIItlNO proinptlv attended to. They would respectfully solicit tho Patronage of the Public. U. .M. J. K. l.OCKAUD, Jau. 8, '75 ly Illoomsburg, l'u. GLAZING AND PAPERING V. HODINIC. Iron Street Iielow sec oud, illoomsburg, l'u., Is prepared to do al kluds ot PAINTIXQ, GLAZING, and PAPER HANGINGS, In Iho best styles, at lowest prices, and at short notice. Pai ties having such wor todowll bavo money by work warranted to glvo satisfaction. Order Ited WM, V. I10DINE. Mar. o, '14-ly. K" KI.I.KU & HARTLEY, Jobbers of Notions, Hosiery, Fancy Goods, &c, Coitell's Dulldlng, Main Street, below Market, III.OOMSIIUUO, l'A. March ue, 1STS-3U1 11LO0MS11UHO, l'A. Irna leinoted to Iron street, second door abnto tho I Iteformed Church.whei o he w 111 bo pleased to sisj all liLs old friend and new customeis, und servo tueni wlUi fcaU-Jawllou, AU wou ttiurantett. u-jr Poetical. "WIFE, tllllil)ltKNANI) FIllKNDS." When tho black-lettered list to tho (rods was rrc ftenteil Tho list of what fato for carh mortal Intends A f llm Irtiuf Hlrltiif r,f 111 f L-Iiwl trnddPH-i releliteil. anil Slipped in tiiuiurcu oicssiubs nue, ciniuii.-ii anu menus. In vain surly Pluto maintained ho was cheated, For .lustlen dlttno could not comnass Its ends ! The scheme of man's pcnaice was defeated, roreariii oecomes iieaven huh line, cinureu uuu friends. If Iho stock of our bliss Is In stranito hands vested, Tho fund, Ill-secured, oft In bankruptcy ends, Hut the heart Issues bills which are never protested. When drawn on the Hrm of-ttlfe, children and friends. Tliotiff'i valor still Blows In his life's d Inif embcr.s, Drous a tear of ret-iet as hu dtlns; remembers, rue ueaiii-wounoeu tar, t no nis colors ucicmis, low oiest was ins homo wtlli-wlfe, children nnd friends. Thosol.Mer whoso deeds live Immortal In story, w liDtn i ii t i r.ir distant latitudes semis, With tr.i'iKpo, I. would barter old nuesof nlory, For on- aappj d ly with wife, children oud friend). Thou',''.i s.'i ! bre ithlnir Biles on his caravan hover, rii'iiuu i.ir nun .traoi.i s ir.iirrance asi-enus, Tho ni'le ant still thinks 01 tho woodbines that cov er Tho bower whero ho sat with wife, children nnd menus. The daysprlnit ot youth, Mill unclouded by sorrow, Alone ior usen ior enjoyment iu-h-iius ; Hut drear Is tlio twtllL-lit 01 n.re. If It borrow- No warmth from Iho snitlo ot wife, children nnd ii icnti". It the breath of renown ever freshen and nourish Tim laurel it htell o'er the dend f.itorlto bends ! O'er mo wato the willow and lonif may It nourish lieueweu wuu me icars oi wne, euuurcn anu menus. KIXMiUMOK HOMK. Dark Is tho night, and fitful and drearily uusiies me Winn, ukc me watcs oi inesea; Llttlo care I, as hero I stmt cheerily. Wife at my fide, and baby on knee, Klnjf, kiln;, crown mo the kin,;. Homo Is tho kingdom, and lote Is kin,;. Flulics tho lovcllslit, Increislnff tho p;lory Heamlmr from bright eyes, with warmth ot tho soul, Telllni? of trust and content tho sweet story, Lifting tho shadows that over us roll. Klmr, klnj, crown mj tlio klinr, Homo Is tho kingdom, nnd love Is tho kin?. ltlcher than a miser, with perishing treasure. Served with a service nocoiepiest could bilng, Happy wltti foituno that words cannot measure, Ltght-hearted I on tho hearth-stone can sing, King, king, crown me the king, Homo is the kingdom, and love Is the king. Miscellaneous. 1'lluVKUISS FOK nVEUYllUDV. FEW OF THE 11ES10UT OF SEVENTY THOUSAND. The fact that more than seventy thousand proverbs lmvebecn perpetuated, anil lit ninny cases originated by the pcoplcof Europe and America, proves, without counting those at tributed to other nation, that these expres sions of practical truths have lost none of the prestige of those diy.s when Plato, Plu tarch, Aristotle and other philosophers re garded their study as honorable, and classed them among undeniable testimonies of es tablished principle. Even Solomon, the most learned of the learned, avoided all pos sibility of any doubt as to his opinion on tho subject, by compiling a book which pro claimed to all the world that "a proverb is an interpretation of the wise." Many of the-e familiar sayings wo use in our everyday conversation, without having tho slightest knowledge of theirorigm, their early application, the countless ages through which they have come to us, or tho dillerent nations to whom they have conveyed the samo ideas. We luivo a notable examplo of age and universality in the world-wide proverb which takes for its text the benefit arising from the observing of early hours. This dates further back than tho patience of man has allowed him to pursue it, and our language is usually poured into the cars of youthful sluggards by thrifty parents in the couplet: "Dai ly to bed and eai ly to rise, Will make you healthy, wealthy and wise this proving more seductive with its literal promises, which come within tlio comprehen sion of a child'smind.than the ligurative ono of the Scotch : "The early bird catches the worm." "Ho that was born to be hanged will nev er be drowned," is repeated by every known tongue, the Scotcli conveying tho idea in "Tlio water will ne'er defraud tho woo'lio o its due;" and the Danes intensifying it with "Ho that is to bo hanged will never be drowned, unless the water goes over tlio gal lows." Tlio Dutch say, "What belongs to the raven does not drown ;" and tho Ital ians, "A villain may ilaneo without danger on the river." Tho old Hebrew maxim, "Ono bird in the net is better than a hundred Hying," has been clothed in English in tho lines: "Ono bird tn tho hand Is belter far, Than two that lu tlio bushes arc," which is often used in the contracted form of, "A bird in tho hand is worth two in the bush." The Scotch mako even a greater difference iu tho value of tho object possessed and those in anticipation than tho sayings al ready quoted, with tho proverb, "Ao bird i' the hand is worth ten flying." The idea running through tlieso has sug gested numerous other sayings, dilleringonly iu tho figures used, as tlio advice, "Never count your chickens until they uro hatched ;" or, a little less vulgarly put, "lSelter havo an egg to-day than u hen to-morrow." "Chang ing tho figure again, but retaining the first idea, wo have, "A living dog is better than a dead lion." In cluso connection with these maxims, which aro full of abjurations for improving present benefits, is the Danes' expression of the shortness of life, in their proverb, "to day, gold to-morrow, dirt." Tho I' inlanders re.-qicet tho sentiment nt this last in, "To-day well to-inorrmv cold iu the mouth." Ftotn the same source comes tlio most sensible suggestion, "Iletter bend tho neck than bruise tho forehead,' Tho Spanish proverb, "Four eyes aro bet ter than two," becomes in England aud America, "Two heads aro better than ono :" while tho same thought pervades a saying common in Venice, that "Pope and peasant know more than Popo alone," Tho Latin proverb by Erasmus "That same man that runneth awalo May again light another dalo ;" though containing dubious consolation for those who havo not proven themselves over- bravo in the strife, is reproduced by Duller In "Htidibras," and reads somewhat us fol lows : Tor those that Ily may light again, Which ho can never do that's slain," To Oliver Goldsmith is given tho credit of tho most ommon version now iu Use of this truth, though I do not recall tho connec tion in which ho introduced it. While fa miliar to nil, it is hero quoted for tlio sako of comparison: "He who tights, and runs away, May live to light another day," Plutarch relates, iu lil.s lifo of Einilltis Puiilus, tho origin of "Whomtlioshoo pinch es j" und "thereby hangs a tale," which in forms us that this worthy man, without uuy uppurcut cause, obtained u divorce from his wife. This strango proceeding naturally as tonished his friends, who knew tho discard ed person only ns a inot worthy and excel lent woman, and who, with ono nccord, bo gnn questioning Emillus as to his motives. f lie cautious man, without satisfying their curiosity In the least reproved their doubts ns to the wUilom of his action in tho matter by in turn asking them to point out "whero tho shoe pinches;" nt tho samo timo holding up for inpsectlon ouo of his feet, which was clothed lu a new nnd seemingly well-fitting boot. Tlio Scotch havo repeated his spirit in their Paying, "I wot weel whar my niu shoes uirl me, aud llm 1' reach In "None knowso well where tho boot blndi ns the wearer." "All Is not gold that glitters," wo read in tho "Merchant of Venice; or, turning to Chaucer's "Yeoman's Tale," the same is found In "Hut all things tt hlcli that shlneth as the gold, No Is no gold ns I havo herd It told " Spencer, in "Tho I-'acre Qtteenc," furnish es still another variation: "Wo find alias they say, that glitters is not gold." Tom Mooro cheerfully sang, in reply to a friends admonitory, "You know not what a day may bring forth :" "To-d ly, at least then, to-day bo gay, Whatever to-morrow brings," Which, doubtless, shocked tho would-be monitor, though, on tho whole, was certain ly a most healthful view of tlio mailer; for, as an English proverb assures those who aro always on tho alert for trials and tribula tions, "He is truly miserable who feels sor row, but twico so who ftars it before it comes;" or, as tho Persians tersely put it, "There is no use in crossing a bridge until you come to it." lien. Franklin gaveus many sensible prov erbs, among which arc conspicuous, "Three moves tis bad as fire ;" also, "Clod helps those who help themselves," and "Vessels largo may venture more, "Hut llttlo boats should keep near the shore." Yet few, or none were original with Frank lin, but rc-drcssctl. "Old friends liro bet," John Sheldon told the world three hundred years ago. Gold smith repeated the sentiment when ho said: "I love everything that's old old friends, old maimers, old books, old wine;" and one of our modern poets tells those who live nt the present time to "Lay this Into your bre ist : Olil friends j llko old swords, still are trusted tho best." " There is no great loss without some small gain," and "It's an ill wind that blows no body any good, ' havo their equivalents in Franco in the very popular saying, "Mis fortune is good for something," and in the paniard's equally plii!osophicalone,"Therc is no ill but comes of good." In English wo find, "It is an easy thing to bear the sorrows of another ;" in the Span ish it becomes, "Another's care hangs by a hair;" while tho French have it, "Another's ill is lm n dream," and, "We all have for titude enough to endure the woesof others." The Italians expre-s the same thought in "One does not feel five hundred blows on tho back of another," and the Russians in The burden is light on tlio shoulders of an other." Haste makes waste" is derived from an old Latin proverb which, in substance, im plies "The more haste the more waste. I he Italians as,ert that "Quickly and well fit not together; while tho (jcrmans advise," larry i little that you may mako your end the -ooner." With the Scotcli the proverb be comes, "He that rules ere lie no reauy wants somen' his graith" (equipage). Applying haste and its ill effects to wed lock, wo havo iu the English, "Marry in ha-te, repent at leisiiro;" ami inthe French, "Wedlock rides in tho saddle, and repent ance on the croup." Tho unst:ib!cne-s of worldly possessions expressed in the proverb, "To-day me, to morrow it belongs to you," is derived from tlio Latin, as aro: "A woman cither loves or hates;" "Ho who gives promptly gives twice as much ;" "All things are good with tho good;" this last suggesting tho better known saying, "To the pure all things aro pure. ' The Latin "Too much of one good thing is good for nothing," clashes, proverbs of dif ferent nations frequently do, with tho Eu glisli, "Too much of any good thing is not enough ;" the French, "There is not enough if there is not too much;" and the Scotch maxim. "Thero is nicr enoush if there'i nothing left." Among the Spanish phrases which assis in swelling tlio li-t of familiar proverbs are "Thero is no fence aL'.iinst fortune;" "A Ho lias short legs ;" " Hotter be n fool than obsti nate." It is quite probable the last quoted owes its origin to a Latin maxim, which says. "God sends fools fortune ;" as also may the Spaniards' cxpre.-sion, "The mother of Goi appears to fools ;" and tlio Oermans' "l-or tune and women arc fond of fools." Tho Italians, who aro rich in this sort o love, fiave given us many of our most sug gestive proverbs. "Who answers suddenly knows little;" "Poverty is tho mother of all arts;" "Speak the truth and shame tho dev il;" "Commend a wife but remain a bach elor," being all translations from their lan guage. Wo also borrow extensively from tlio French, "Ho that wauls health wants every thing;" "To laugh iu one's sleeve;" "No pains, no gains;" "Seeing is believing;" "Love me, love my dog," and "Thero is no worse water than that which sleeps." Tills we have converted into "Still waters arc deep," whilo before cither saying was found, the ancients talked of the same matter when they said, "Tho deepest river flows with tho least sound." lu'iniaii proveibs, llko their love-songs, are full of worth aud beauty, "Speech is sil ver, sllenco Is gold," being a fair illustra tion : "A bawbeo cat may look at a king;" "A man at live may boa fool at fifteen;" "Auld men aro twice bairns;" "Hlood's thicker than water;" und "A faint heart never won a fair lady," betray tho Scotchman's thought Solomon, who early gave tho world such a fund of proverbs, rarely receives credit for tho same. Many havo became woudrously familiar without taking tho starting place, Among these Dible quotations, attributed to Shakspcare, Thomas A. lvcmpls and others, are: "Tho hcatt knowctU its own bitter ness;" "A soft answer turneth away wrath ;" "A word fitly spoken Is llko apples of gold iu pictures of silver;" "Faithful aro tho wounds of a friend," etc, On tho other hand theso samo nuthors aro often robbed of their deserts and their beau tlful thoughts accredited to tho good book; us, for Instance, "God tempera tho wind to to tho shorn lamb," which originated with THE COLUM11IAN. YOU IX. NO. 18 COI.U.MIIIA DK.MOritAT, VOL. XL, NO. 11 Sterne, though rnfcly associated with his name, Again, "Man proposes, but God disposes," words iu tho hearts and mouths of all ap propriated by Thomas A. Kcmpls, and also found among the Spanish maxims. Chinese Ilnnk Ulll. Paper money is well known to have been iu uso in China from a very early period. The native banks of Fiichnufit aro quite nu merous, and tho bank bills In uo are noted for their unique appearance, and fur difficul ty with which they are counterfeited Tho banks are not under government Inspection or control, Any individual who has tho capital, or any company of individuals who can furnish tho necessary funds may estab lish a bank nnd issuo bills, without getting a charter, or applying for any kind of permis sion from tho government. The outline of tho bill, with various devices to make coun terfeiting difficult, is engraved neatly on a solid block of brass in the case of wealthy banks ; poor proprietors of banks use hard wood instead of brass, Tho right-hand mar gin is made an inch or more wider lli iu the left-hand margin of tho block of brass or wood. Tho value of the bill nnd tho day of issue arc filled in with tho pen, and one or more words to facilitate tho detection of a counterfeit. Various stamps, large or small, round or square or oblong, some of which aro very curiously and elaborately engraved, arc impressed on different part of the bill, using red or blue ink, These add very much to the neat and handsome appearance of the note, and are believed usually to havo some secret and privato mark. From these and other causes, tho notes aro very difficult to imitato with precision and exactness by counterfeiters. Hut perhaps tho use which is made of tho wide margin furnishes the great est security against counterfeiting. On this margin there aro stamped or written various words, phrases, or sentences, before the ill is cut off or trimmed and put into circu lation. When everything is ready, theso stamped or written sentences or phrases aro cut through by a sharp knife, leaving the ght-hand margin of tho bill, about the same width a? tho left-hand, though it pre sents a very dillerent appearance. Of course, tlio eugo of the right-hand margin of tho bill, aud thoedge of tho paper which was cut oil' from it will precisely match each other, but, as the sentences havo been cut into two arts, part of the words nnd stamps will boon tho bill, and part on tho slip of paper cutoff. hese slips arc all carefully kept in a book form ready for reference, each slip contain ing tho value, date, and privato marks of a ill for payment, if there is tho least doubt f its genuine, reference is made to the cor responding proof-slip, and the banker or his lerks know immediately whether it is genu- ino or counterfeit. A successful imitation of the written sentences and words, tho blue and red stamps, which aro found on the right margin of a bank bill, and which have been cut through a line parallel with the eft-hand margin, it is almost impossible to make so exact, precise and minute as to fit the preserved proof-slip. What is Loveliness' It is not in pearl powder, nor in golden hair dye, nor in jewelry. It cannot be got in a bottle or in a box. It is pleasant to be handsome ; but all beauty is not prettiness. Thero is a higher beauty that makes us love peoplo tenderly. Eyes, nose, hair or skin never did that yet; though it is pleasing to sec fine features. What you are will make your faco ever for you iu the end, whether nature has made it plain or pretty. Good peoplo aro never ill-looking. Whatever their faces may be, an amiable expression atones for nil. If they can bo cheerful also no one will love them tho less because their features arc not regular, or because they arc too mi, or ioo iu.:i, too pn.e, or too nark. ., . - -i - i wmivaiion ot mo mint! auus another cuarm to their faces, and, on the whole, if any girl is desirous of being liked by the many and loved by the one, it is moro in her power than sho may believe to accomplish that ob- ject. Cosmetics will not accomplish il, how- X--!.l ...Mil! .1 ...1 t. ut er. senner w in nnu uress : iiiuuiiu a tt o- ....... ...... i man tvuo noes not uress uccomiiigiy wrongs herself. Forced smiles and alleeted amia- bility will be of no avail; but if sho can manago to feel kindly to everybody, not to be jealous, not to be cross, to be happy if possible, and to encourage contentment, then something will come into her face that will outlast youth s roses, nnd gain her not only a husband but a life-long lover. "Arbor Hay." . The second AVednesday in April, is known as "Arbor Day" in Nebraska, and is set aside specially for tlio planting of trees, Tho farmers on tho treeless prairies were taught by sad experience that the only way to bring a proper quantity of rain aud to protect themselves from the fierce sweep of tlio desolating summer tornadoes and the cutting winter blasts, was to plant trees and raiso forests as rapidly as possible. For this purposo ono day iu each year is set apart, and young and old engage in the work of platiting trees. As In Ezypt and in parts of France, this system lias been successful, althoii!ih in Nebraska It has not yet had full timo to show its usefulness. Iu the mean- limn llm neonle nf tho Middle and Eastern States continue to destroy their timber in the most reckless manner, apparently heedless of the fact that dry summers and autumns, severe winters and disastrous spring floods, are the natural result. 1 he time may yet come when all theso States will be obliged to have their own "Arbor Days" lo preserve their laud from barrenness and desolation. G HUMAN" I'isovkp.iis, God is evcryvvheic except in Rome; for thero ho has a vicar. Itetter deal with a wholo fool than tt itli half a one Tho ass carries corn to mill, and gets thistles. When nil other situ grow old, avarico young. Greediness digs its own grave witli teeth. Hobby horses ate dearer than Arab steeds. Not Aumxii To. Tho national butter and egg association has resolved that nrtifi- cial coloring is a legitimate part of tho art 01 nutter making, nexi, grocers will claim that tho mixing of chicory with collee is a legitimate part of their business, aud tho cooks declaro that hair has a proper place iu hash Fine sensibilities are like woodbines de light fill luxuries of beauty twined around a solid, upright stein of understanding; but very poor things if unsustalncd by strength, jealous wife, instead of bolls, ho would havo they uro Ult to creep along thugrouud. RATES OF ADVERTISING. 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Jennlo .Tune ventured dome pungent criti cism on a curious case that was tried In a New York court tho other dny. It nppcar that a young lady of eighteen married a widower with grown daughters, reputed rich, and nccordlng to his own statement, worth properly amounting to $100,000. This prop erly, Just before his marriage, he surrepti tiously conveyed to his daughters, thus de priving his prospective wlfo of any right or title to her share of It. Discovering this soon after her marriage, the young wife im mediately sued for her rlifht of dower, alleg ing fraud upon her aud marriage under falso pretenses, he having pressed his claims on Ills standing and ills possessions, nnd she having married an elderly man with a fam ily, as she frankly admits, becamo of his money. The statement of the case created agood deal of interest the defendant admit ting tho principal charge, but rather lamely declaring that lie did it in consequence of a promise of his dead wife to provide for her daughters in that way, in case he should marry again. This statement had less weight, however, since he seems to have carefully nvoided tho mention of such a promise dur ing his courtship. The ju lge was puzzled md reserved his decision, but the female scribe shrugs her shoulders and declares that had she been in the judgo s place she would have granted the young wife's petition with out much hesitation. Tlio fact that tho inei n old scamp conveyed the properly stealthily away, shows that lie was perfectly awaro of what the girl was marrying him for, aud it also shows that it was all of him worth marrying. A girl is to b6 pitied who marries for money, but sho certainly deserves tho poor dross for which sho barters herself. Llfi:. Live for something I Yes, and for something worthy of lifo and its capabilities and opportunities for nobto deeds and achievements Every man and every wo man has his or her assignment in tho duties and responsibilities of daily life. t'c aro in the world to mako tho world better; to lift it up to higher levels of enjoyment and pro gress, to mako its hearts and homes brighter and happier by devoting to our felloits our best thoughts, activities, influences. It is the motto of every noble life, that "no man Hvcth to himself" lives chiefly for his own selfish good. It is a law of our intellectual aud moral being that we promote our own happiness in the exact proportion wo con tribute to the comfort and enjujment of others. Nothing worthy of tlio name of hap piness is possible in the experience of those who live only for themselves, nil oblivious of the welfare of their fellows. Wonrw foh Spiilkinc Dnns. Transmng nificanbandanjuality. The proper method of spelling this word is thtisly : T-r-a-n-s trans m-a-g transmng ii-i transmagni f-i transtnagnifl c-u-i-- trans magnifican b-a-n trrnsmagnifiennban d-a-n transmagnifieanbandan -j-u trans magnificanbandanju u-i transmagnifican bandanjual i transmagnificanbaudanjuali- t-y transmagnificnnbandanjuality. Another word is I'hsalmoguflanocarrala cutl'auodigganadugganmacferrasophanc. This word is treated tho same way as the nbovc. Both words mean just what they express Anybody can soil the reputation of any individual, however puro and chaste, by uttering a suspicion that his enemies will believe and his friends never hear of. A pull' of the idle wind can shako a million of The seeds on the thistle, and do a world of mischief which the husbandman uvtist labor long to undo. Such arc the seeds of a slan der, so easily sown, so dillicnlt to gather up, and yet so pernicious in their fruits. Pr.aver rennires inure nf tho heart tlinn nf t, . of j , t, of wor(i of f ;., tha of ,ii-courso. The eloquence of prayer ons,jU .,. fcrve.lcv of the lesirc. in tllc Limi !,.;... nf m, nmi in ,i,n MiestiiPss nml ,,cl1i0vcraiico of charity. Our trust and conn(lenco outrlit to nroceed from that which GoJ is lll)le to l)o fm. , t t, t , j , I ' M,, 2ni. tn fln.l n ...'.. v"" V " """ In tho lives of tho saddest of us there aro bright days when we feel as if wo could tako the great world into our arms. Then como gloomy days when the fire will neither burn on our hearths nor in our hearts, nnd all without and within is dismal, cold and dark. Hcliovo me every heart has its secret sorrows. which tho world knows not of; and often times wo call a man cold when he is only sad. One of Hrighatn Young's wives told him the other day that when sho heard that tho Sultan of Turkey had 700 wives, she felt mortified to think that her husband had al lowed an outlandish foreigner to beat him so badly iu that line. There is wifely pride for you Novada bridi won't stand much foolish- ne-s at a wedding. Recently ono of them, while going up tho nislo of tho church, stopped short, nnd kicked all the skin off tlio shins ol a groomsman who trod on her trail. " '0UnS man who knows nil about it statM 11,111 experience bos taught him that a flirt is a fool who delights in fooling fools, and the fool who is fooled by such n fool is the foolishcst kind of a fool. Tailors may not bo a very terrible set of human beings; but wo havo seen many a military ullicer, who, although vain rjf hla courage, couldn't look his tailor in tho face. A convict who was about to bo sent to tho house of correction was told that they would set him to picking oakum. "Let 'cm try it," said lie ; "I'll tear the oakum all to pieces I" An Irish coachman, driving past soma is harvest fields during summer, addressing a smart girl engaged in sheaving, exclaimed, its "Arrah, my darling, I wish l was in jail for stealim: ve! ' "iJiirc," Kiid a ! renelmitui. wishing to dis- piuy his knowledge of the Enclish lanimoce, ",ud it rain to-morrow ?" "Yes, saie," was ,1,0 pnUly bombastic reply ; "yes, tari', it vot When a bank suspends In Kansas, they take tho manager to a neighboring tree, nml servo him In tho same manner, "A simple remedy, and wo believe in Its efficacy," says a local journal. Chicago man says that If Job had Inula I known what real misery was,