THE COLUMBIAN CJlUUBIA DKUOCKAT, STAIlOr TIIK SOUTH ANII COLVM' IIIAN UOSSOl.tllATKll.) Issued wcekl , every Friday morning, nt U two noi.utu pr icar, nblo la iniraiicc. or I irln,.U i) vorir. After tli" explrailjii ot tho tear, I.M will bo charged. Tci subscribers u'lt or the ct miy iio'icr-m urj jjper . 13 ir sirieuy 111 advance -H.i.i It n it. pall In nliimcu mil Main It pniiiKiit bJ iI.'H. Oil Ijj . 0,1 1 tlio j car Nil )arlli'oiiilii'ii 'l, except nt. tlio option of llio 'ubitia'r, until n'.l iiir.'jraji's nri pull, but long -j'llliiU'U rradlts after llu ("tplrullju uf llio llrsl .' 'lll'll'lll llll llil gIV'Ml. A I pi'ii son out of thus a o, or uidlstnnt post ollc o. iii jst liij p.ilil fur In advance, ntitcss n rospon. rtlblo porMii In Columbia county assumes toju tlio l'is;rljitl jn duo on demand, l'os I'AUK Is no longer exacted from subscribers In tlio county. 3.T3 FS-iisr'Tiasra-. I'!ij Jobbing lljpnrtmcnt of tlio Colujiiiian Is very oiiiilivo. mill u ir.lo') Printing will compute favor, uil.v vvl htlinlot ilio largo cuius. All work Uone on il 'Hi.ui.l, niM'K u ml ill uiu.Ut.Ui: prices. Columbia County Official Directory. I'd'M.lcnt .tiid.M-WIIIUni I.livell. Ani'liti.luil.j;i"(-lram Heir, I -una S. Monroe, I'.Vii'iiutnr , .ve.-u. Kr.ni I; V. irr. It itnter.s llei'order -Williamson il. .laooby. DiurUt Attoin-v-lohn .M. I'huK. n iTilf -Ml'.'lii"I(iroer. S irvo or-H.t.t" l),'ltt. I'l-as'irer lolni sit der. Co iimtssl)iicM-Wllllain Lawton, .lohn Herner, ohn i:m. I'o.ninUsloner.s' Clerk llll.im Iii lcUiaum, Au lltoM-lt, .r.0.iniilp"l , M. bmllli, DaMd Yuit. I'liroiier-Charlesii.Jliirpho . Jury L'oininU-doii'Ts -Jacob II. rrltz, William II, lilt. I'o'tnt iiiivrlnten lent -VI llatn II. Snyder. llloi'u 1M ir Dwrlei-lilroctom-o. 1'. lint, Scott, Win. KiMiipr. Ill jiimib'ir ami Tliomai Crou'lhuf, S'o t, O, I. Kiil.Seci'ctui j. Bloomsbtirg Official Directory. Illn lanhup; llanklii;; Co.iip.my John . Funsion, l're-l l.'ii-, II. 11. tiro z, Cashier. I'lr n.i lj'.ial Hank Charles It. l'ucton, ''resident J. P. I'm in, Cashier. ColumMi (Van Mtt'iiat Smlns fund and I. an . sifiel l-i'i-ll. II. 1.1 le, 1'iudden , C. W, .Miller, Seerela-.. Illuoinsbiirg llulldlns niidSaMie I'umlAPSOCluMoii Win. rt'i.em'k, President,.!. II. Iloblwn, Seciotaiv. lllooiiHborr Mil nal mliu I''und Assoi la I011--.I J llrower, Projlden , 0. tl. Iiarkloy, Secreuiry, CIII'UCII DIKIXTOUY. inviisT cuuitcii. Iter. J. 1. Tits In, (supply.) s in Uf s Tvlue.s I 11. in and 1! p. 111. Sumli Seliool-t) 11. 111. Prayer .Mettlna-llvery Wednesday c . cuing ,ii tys o'o oek. Hj.i h tree. Tlio public nro InM 1 d 'o nilend. sr. MmiiBw'H tainiKiiiN liickcii. Minis er-Uev, J. It. Williams. Suu-liy SenlTS-lu'4 . and H'p. in. Sun la, .'elioiil I'll. m. l'ra er Mco liuf i:cry Wednesday evening at nj, eloek. .seals five. Nopcw.s ren'ed. All nro welcome. l'llKSIIITKllUSl'lllKCII. MI11H cr-l!ev. Stuart Mti-.hcil. Sunday Scrvlces-lu', n. in. nud C,1; p. m. s11nd.1v Si'liod-Ua. 111. I'r.n er Aleo I113 i:very Wednesday cicnlng nt t)t 'clock. Seas free. No pews rented, si rangei a welcome. MKTIIOUImT hl'MCOI'AI, CHUItCII. Presiding 111 ler liev. N. S. lluckln liiim. Minister Itev. .1. II. Mcdarrah. holiday Sen lees 1 'H and tij, m. sund.u school I p. m. lilble Class i:vcr Monday eAenlngnl 0 o'clm-k. Young Men's l'nuer Meo lug lAery Tuesday eienlugn a o'clock. (leneral l'raj er. Meeting Kicry Thursday evening at 7 o'clock, IIKFOIIMEII CIICKCH. Corner of Thhd and Iron streets. Pastor liev. T. I', llolliiieler. Itevplenco Ilistbtivet, near Polks Hotel. Mind ly SerUces 1uj 11. 111. and o.s, p. hi. Su11d.lv school 3 a. 111. I'r.ijer Meeting Satiiidav, 7 p. 111. All nru Invited 'I heiu Is alwujH loom, sen lees every Sunday tiTternotin at i o'clock nt Heller's ihurcti, Madison towinhlp. .ST. I'Al'l.'rt CIII'UCII. l!ector-Ilcv. John Hewitt. Sitl1d.1v Services lo'j a. 111., en p. m, Sunil.lv School 'J 11. 111. 'list sunda In tlio month. Holy Communion. services picparatory to Coiiiiiiunlou 011 Filday evening bcrore llio st sundav In each month. Pewtircidod: but eierjbodv welcome. IV1-.VH13 dulling to cunsult tlio Hector on religious in I'trrs lli ilnd hi m at tlio parsonage on liock it red. TTf MBIWig MMM " " JiLOOMrillC'llti "initl-XTOItY." QC'IIOOI, OUDICltS, blank, ju printed and i) neatlv bound In suiiill books, u hand and tor Mile ut the Columiiias Oilice. eb If, IsTMt ")LANK DKICIW, 011 l'arclir.i.'iit and I.incn Y I'atH'i', common and for Admlnls niton, i:ecu fois and liiiitecs, for sale cheap nt the Coi.imuias olllcc. MAliUlAGIC t'KltTIKIl'ATKS.iu.ti.iinlecl and for sale at the ('ou'Miiias (mice. MI11I1 te.'.sof the ilosp'il and Jiiitlci'Shliould .suppl them selves with these necessary articles. TrSTICIWaml Constables Kec-HilU for ralo tf at tlio Coi.iuiius ohlee. They contain the cor rected fies as established bj the last Act of the Leg islature upon the subject. L'lery Justice mid Con. stable should halo one. rUXlHJK XOTICS piit printisl and for sale cneap ac 1110 coia mhian oiuce. CI.OITIIN(l,&C. D VVM) U)Vi;Xr.::iU;, Merchant Tailor Main St., abovo Central Hotel. HOOTS AND SHOhS. HKXItY KI.r.lM, Maiiar.ietiiier nnd dealer In boots, nd shoes, groceries, etc., Miilu St., h.t-,1 lllooiiisburg. 0 M- KXOOK, Dealer in Hoots and Slim-, I I, lateit nnd best Hiyles,cornerMalnaud.Maikit itiecw, In the old poit oluie. CLOCKS. l ATCllKS, AC. f i:.SAV(iK, Dealer in Clocks, W.Kcles V J . ami Jewelry, Main St., Just below the Centi.d Hotel. L (JUI.S l!i:itNAIU), Watch and Clnet iniKer, near soullicasi corner .Maui ami iron. MILLINL'ItY & l'ANCY GOOD- MISS M. DKItlMClCSOX, Millimry and Taney (loods, Main St., below Market. 'JlIIK M1SS1CS IIAHMAN, Milliiiuy and JL l'ancj (ioods, Mam stitet, below Central llot'-l. M KI1C1 1 ANTS AND (1 ItOCKHS. II G. IIOW'KH, Hals and Caps, IlooU and Shoes, .Main street, aboic Court House, Q II. Mli,I.Kli. .0 SOX, dealers in Div 0 (loo Is, groceries, ipicensivarc, Hour, sail, shoes, notions, etc., Main street. l'KOl'HSSIOXAI, CAHDS. c 1 O. llAUKI.KY, Attoiiiey-at-I.aw. ltooms 4 ami , 1 roivcr u ouiuuug, uoor. DU. WM. M. KKVrKK.Snrt'coii and l'liysi ciau. omce S. 11. corner liotk andMaikcl blieets. T It. 1CVAXS, M. I)., Kuwim nnd l'lijl rt . cian, no .north side of Main street, ;ubove J, K. i.j ei a. T II. McKKIA'Y, M. I)., Surgion and I'liy J . slclan, north side .Main street, below Market, T II. l!011IS()xTAlloriie"y-.it-I.:iw. Olllcc tl . In Ilaituuu's building, Main street. QAMri:L .IA('()ItY7"Marbi6. and Ilrown j Monc 11011 1 ks, Hast Hlojinsburg", Hem Ick road. II. KOSXKSTOC'K, I'liotograplicr, over ('lark S: Wolfsstoie, Main street. DM. II. (.'. llOWKU, SnrKiTi DcntUt, Main St., ubovo th emu t House, JII. MAIZI'l, Maniuiotli Grocery, lineOio . cerle.i, l'i ults, Nuts, Provisions, it., Main ami en; 10 si 1 eels. MISCELLANEOUS. L S. KUHX, dealer in Mci-t, Tallow, etc., Ccutro street, ' etween Second and Thud. C 1 .M. CIIU1STMAX, Saddle, Trunk and Harness maker, snivo s ihock, .uaiu sireei. MMIOMAS WICIIII, Confectionery and Hikcry, JL wholesale and retail, llxchaugo Pluck. G W. COHKM,, I'liroiliiic IbsTuis, ,nc ( , stary bikk, Malnstieet, 11c.1t of Market st, DV. ItOIIillXS, I.iiiordcnbr, sicond door , from the northwest corner Main and Iron buei is. 10 J. TIIOKXTOX, W11II l'.iKr, U'hiTow lit Shades and lUtuies, Hupert block, Main st, OUANOKVILLK DIKICOIOKY. A II. lUJUniXli, Carpuiter and builder, 1 V. 1 Main street lu 1 jiv Pine. D It. (). A. MrXiAHOrX, I'livslciuu I Surgeon, Main street, nuxt dojr to (lood's Ho- AVID lIi:itmX(i, I'lourntidOrU Mill, nii'i naier in grain, juii sireei. TAMi h li. IIAUM X, Cablnit Maker J Un Jertaker, Main street, below pine. LIUIIT STItKUT. P." OMAN tilio WlieciwriKlits, lim 1 dom ubovo Hehool House, S. KNT, dealer In SloytM and Tinware in , all Its branches II 11 PWKll KXT, Millerrand dealer In alUliid 1 of drain, Flour, I'eed, Ac, All kind , of "tuln "ureliastd. rP W. i:btiAlSuueb.iniiii I'lauiiiK .Mill B USINICSS CAHDH, VISIT! Ml OA It US, u:ri'i:it iikads, IHI.L IIKADS. pnnm, 1 1'mia ., 1'osrKits. AO..AO. NEATLY ANilOHKAl'l Y lMIIN JXD, AT TUB CO- IIUN11Y 1.. DIEFFENIIACII, CATAWISSA. ST. JOHN'S (IIPISCOP L) CIIUItCH. Hector Itev. John Hoivltt. Sunday services-n o'i Pwk p. tn. every San Jay, Sunday s.-liool -I1.10 p. m. Holy Oouimiinlon llio second Sunday In th3 month, Jll. K. W. HUTTICH, PHYSICIAN A SUUOKO.V, onlec, on Main street, Mur.,'7l-y Catawlssa, Pa. y.M. 1,. i:ykui,y, ATTOHNMY-A l'LAW, Catawlssa, Pa. Collections promptly made and remitted. Ofllco oppojiio Catawlssa Deposit Hank. Cm-n 7".NU 1. A 1IIIOTT, A ttorney.nt.I.,iiv, Main 13 l' DA M.MAX, Mercliant Wk'SiotiI U, tlroct, lioiiblns'bullillug. 1IUCK 1IOHX. MO.fi W. II. SIIOHMAKKII, D-al a Dry (loods, (irocerles nnd lieiierul Me cs in rchon- IlUeflXKsS CAUDrf. JQ1I. J. C. l!LTTi:i!, l'ilYMCIAN.VSni(ll.o.S, onice, North Market strcit, Mur.,'7l-y llloomshurg, Pa. JJlt. II. V, UAitDXKl!, I'lIYSIOIAX AXI) SUUGEOX, 111.00 MSIIL'IK), I'A. onice above .1. Schuyler A- son's Hardware Store. Apr.S3';5-tt Q W. MI M.lCi:, ATTOltNI'.Y-AT-LAW, onice lu llrower's building, second floor, room No. 1. Illoomsburg, Pa. Julyl,73-y c 1 11. & W.J.MJGKAI.KW, ATTOItNT.YS-AT-LAW, Illoomsburg, Pa. onice on Main Street, first door below Court House .ilar.c,'7l-y Jl K.tJ.M. GI.AUK, ATTOltNIlYS-AT-LAW, Illoomsburg, Pa. Apill lo,'7l-y onice In Cut s Ilulldlng. A. CUKVKI.INU S111TII. IlKltVKV KWINU SMITH. A, cmcvKi.ixo smith & sox, ATTOIiNKYS-AT-LAW, Illoomsburg, Pa. : "AH business entrusted to our care will recleve prompt attention. JulyV73-y C. 11. I'.KOCKWAV. OEOKOK K. KI.WEI.I.. jJltOCKWAY&KIAVKM., ATTOHNEYS-AT.luW, Illoomsburg. Pa. 3".ll business entrusted to our earn w 111 reei Ive prompt attention. Sept.11,'74 y K. II. I.ITTI.K. IIOU'T. II. I.ITTI.K. j7 II. & 1!. II. I.ITTI.K, ' atto1!ni:y.s-a'm.a w, Illoomsburg, Pa. :rnii-'lncss before the t'.s. l'uteiitonicniitieniini to. oihco Hi the Columbian llulliluig. ij as 1 j.. v.ik in, at rnuvrv. t-t 111' iu in .11 ,11 un me euuiisiii loiumoia, nuiii vau and 1.5 coming counties. In the supreme court of Penns.i liaida, and In the Circuit and District courts of Hie I nlted stales held at Wllllamsporl, Pn Mill be In his onice In the Columbian building, room No. 1, liloemsburg, on I'ucsdajs, Wednesday s and I Inn mI. os ul each week; nudlnllcntoiion Mon. da. s, 1'ildais and Saturdays, unless ubsent on pro fessional business. Sept. Is,ls7fi. 7ni:AS iiiiowx's ixsuiiaxck agkx- JL CY, Kxihango Hotel, Illoomsburg, Pa. Capital. .l.tna, ins Co., of llarlford, Connecticut. . o,r,uo,uoo Liverpool, London mid (.lobe l'o,u 0,0 0 Howl ul i.iierpoo n Oi),ouu Lanealiihlle lo.nuo, lu l ire Assncl.iilen. I'lilladelnhla a.iuu.iino Aiiieilcau of I'liiladelphta 1,11111 ihjij .11j.1 ui iiiiiuurii r u,U"0 H'.ioiuliig, of Mlkcs Harro i.ll.Oji) Palmers Mutual of Damllle l.Oi.o.wu luiiillle Mutual :r, 11 .1 Home, New Yolk 5,G'-o,oeO tM ,!(.VS,l CO Man.li 2i'.,'74-y MISCKLI.AXKOUc "riI.MAM MOHKIS, MLliCHANT TAII.OIt. Culling cleaning and repairing prompt!) 1 to PI si door over J. 1'. Wideuian's Haidiia attended re store. Iiloomsniirg, ra. Jan. 0, '75 If D i:XTISTl!Y. H. C. IIOWHIt, DENTIST, Uespcctfully olTers his professional senlrcs to the ladles and gentlemen of Illoomsburg nnd vicinity, llelspiepaied touttend to nil the various operations In the line of his profession, und Is provided with the latest Improved Po.icki.ain TKtTii, which will be In serted on gold plating, sliver and rubber base to look us well as the natural teeth. Teeth extracted bv all the new and 1uo.1t unnroved methods, and all opeiatlens 011 theteith e.uelully undpropeily at- iciioeii 10. ouico a few doors abovo the Court House, same side. July ,'73 171 J. TIIOKXTOX woi ould announce totho cltlcnsof lllooms hurg and vicinity that he has Just recelv ed 11 full und complete assort tin lit of WALL l'APElt, WINDOW SHADES, 1 lvu'iiks, conns, tassels, and all other goods In Ids line of business All the newest and mosi unproved patterns of the day me alivajs to be found lu his establishment, Main street, below Malket, July I ,'7J KEYSTONE CARRIAGE WORKS' III.OOMSIIUIIG. I'KXX'A. I S. CIIOSSI.KY lias on band and for sale V, cheaper thin the cheapest, for cash, or will exchange tor old Wagons on reasonable terms GAUHIACIKS, IIUGGIKS, AXI) WAGOXr of every descrlpllon both plain nnd fancy. Portable Top lliiggles. open Iluggles, Plain nnd Ritiei I'l.itfunii Snrlnir Wagons all or the latest stvle nnd made of good material und fully warranted. (live me a call before purchasing elsenheie, as I can. not lie undersold. I claim that I maLu tho best wag ons for the least money. Ialsodu palming, trimming and repair old work at the shortest notice, old spilngs welded und war lahled to stand or no pay, 1 will exchange 11 porta ble top buggy for any kind of lumber, such ns hen lock, pine, ash, llnu hickory and poplar lu be demo ed nt my shop by the Hrst of February, 173. Iron dale eiders taken and MeKelvy, Neal K Co's for ie palll nscash. A. S. CHOSSI.EY. Jul) If LIGHT STREET BUGGV & CAIUUAOE TT V. OMAX hereby Informs tbo imbll I'l , that ho has entered lntoco-paiinershli with hliTiotlier.ll.L, Oman, and that the business Will hereatter be conducted under I ho linn nume ot 11 r. 0.11 iv iiiiM iii:it. They v. Ill have on hand or uianufacturo to order IIUGGIKS, OAKUIAG1S, Sl'JUXa WAGOXH, light wagons, no.vn wagons, uu ' (very thing In their line of business, of tlio best mattilal awl most complete workmanship, und ut low as can bo afforded. iurc of J'Mie jMtrouaje it respectfully 11. V. OMAN uitOTUEH, Jtutf, Jl.H-ir. w r ft .M kki A OB NTH A MirS STORE. NEXT DO It TO HNDERSHOTT'S DRUG STORE, Has Just opened with n Now, Fresh stock of TEAS, COFFEES, SliOAIts, SPICE", PICKLES, SAUCES, nmi, HAM, SIHU'LDhlt, CANNED FItl'ITS VEnur.MlLES, AC, AO, FOItElHN AND IHMESTIU Fruits, Nuts ami Coufcctionarics. our goods have been bonrht at 110TTOM P11ICE-', andwfilbusold at tho ViiltY LOW KMT POSSII11.E PltlCES IFOHR, CASH, or exchanged for prime articles ot OOUNTItV PllOlJUOE. v IT WILL PAY YOU TO CAM. AXD r.XAMIXK GOODS AXI) l'UK KS rou YointsELVE. Wo keep no book-all purchases CASH at tho time ot sale, lly this strict cash system a Saving of 10 to 20 per cent, is assured to Our Customers. A share of public patronage Is respectfully solic ited, X. J. HENDEUSIIOTT. Illoomsburg, March 19, lS75-y NEW MUSIC STORE. OPERA HOUSE, 3d ROOM, sm.oo.mmm'im;, ia. B. l-T. STuTcKFjAND ltcsnectfullv Informs tho nubile that he hasonened a New Musiu spire, in tlio Illoomsburg opera House, 011 Centre street, below Main, where lie keeps a full assortment of I'lANOK. Oltd NS, ML'slCAL IMSTHUMENTS, SHEET MUSIC, MI'SH! IKK1KS. An . always on hand and for salo at thn lowest prices. He Unites the patrons ot music to call audcxnmlnu his slock. Itr.l'AIltlXG AXI) TUXIXG, also attended to on demand. The public patronago Is respectfully solicited. uprll 0 '70-ly VlJL0AAr" IROiY "WORKS, DANVILLE, MONTOUIt COUNTY, I'A. WILLIAM H. LAW, Manufacturer ol y Wrought Iron Ilrldges, Hollers, (lasholder, Fireproof Ilulhllngs, Wrought Iron Hooting, ltnotllng Frames. Flooring nnd Doors. Farm dates and Fenc ing, alio Wrought Iron Piping, stacks nnd all kinds of smith Work, Ac. ltepalr.s promptly attended to. N. II. Drawings and Estimates supplied. July 1, lS7.l-tf BLOOM3BUEG State Normal School. rpiIIS Initiliition afliirils to students iireiiaring I for thn nrofesslon of TEAC1IINO. eieelient fa. cnitles forlmpruvement In the most upprovedmeth ods of Imi ruction, 'or tho accommodation of students deshlnc nren- aratliinfor College, or for tho business relations ot life, un Acad 'tnle Department Is organised, which airoi'ds the most ample facilities tor so doing. Each course of study Is complete In Itself, superior advantages aio offeied for Instruction In ML'.slUand LANOL'AOES. Fall Session commences Wednesday, August 2dth Fall session eloies Tuesday, December '.'.'d. Spring Sesiloti commences Wednesday, Dec. 30th. Spring Session closes Tuesday, June yyth. Spring Tuasi commjnees Wednesday, March 31st TEH.MS. Iloiup, Including Fuel and Washing, rocnDoi. i.aiis per week. Tuition osi: nou.ui per week. In Model Schoo orty to sixty cents per week. Students nro admitted nt any time, and to and course of study for which teey may bo prepared. It Is belter, If possible, to be pieseut ut the commence ment of u term, or a session. Send tor a Catalogue, Applications for admission may bo addressed to Dlt. T. L. UltlSWOLI), 1'rluclpal. COL. J. O. FKEE.U, secretary. Aug. !J,'74-1y "BLOO MS B U It G TANNERY7 a. a, 11 1: 11 iti vc; R KSI'IXTl'l'M.Y iiniiouiices to the public 1u.11 uu lias ivuj't lieu BXYDEU'TAXNUItY, (old stand) Illoomsburg, Pa., at the Forks of tho Espy and I Ighl street roads, w hero all deieilpilons of . IIUIIII'I ,!. VI? ,,(,. IV 11. HI.'.. siibitautl.il und wui kiiianllko manner, and sold at prices to suit the times. Tho highest price In cash will at all limes bo paid for , G It K K N II I I) K S of every descrlpllon In llio country. Tho public pat ronage Is lospeeitully solicited. Illoomsburg, March IS, ls,5-y Hoine-Itt Fertilizers Tlie Best. FARMERS ATTENTION. Ul'OX nceipt of tin cents to pay priming, lmslago and proportion ot expense ot this nd veitlieinent, the oravs retry I heiuleal Winks, manufacturers of oil Vltrol, liround Hones and otlur tei tllltlng inaterhils, will send tu any tanner or other peisou, a recelpu for making 11 lloiucmadii Ferlllli' r fiom bonesnnd ollur chemicals ut 11 cost of about twenlv dollars per ton, without trouble, ii paratus or miichlnery, pnuiounced bv hundreds who halo meil It tobeeiiual If not supeilor loany super Phosphate of I.ltno iiiirch.ned lu tlio uiaiUet. Ad dress, (lltAVS FEI.ItY CHEMICAL WOltKS. Ofllco lis South Front strict, Philadelphia. lu-lm CARPETS! OARPlTS!! S. H. MILLER & SON HAVK JUST HECKIVKI) nnd are onering fursalu at t cry low prices 0110 of the best us. suiiiuentsof ( AHPE'IS ever ortiicd for Rule nf I hu tow 11 of Illoomsburg. They lire nil now and In the v cry latest st) les. I'l Ices vary H orn cents to tl.Ni per yard. Cull and see Uiem. Oct. X3, 74 If. PUBLIC SALE HAND BILLS Printed u this Oflico ON SHOItTEST NOTICE AND AT THE MOST 11EABONABLE TERMS f. fillllllliJ.iMljJIi.'ftlllill ELOOMSBURG, PA., MtlDAY, APRIL 23. 1875-. GRAND OPENING I NLIAS MENDENHALL II AVI NO rtptimed tlie business of Mercbnn- discing at his old Store, on MAIN STItEET, 11LOOMSIIUUG, NKAIt TIIK IORK9 HOTEL, Desires to call tho attention of his Friends and the ruoiicgencraiiy,u 111s NEW, FULL AND VAlllEl) STOCK OF GOODS, JUST OPENED, And solicits asliaro of public patronage, I11S STOCK CONSISTS OF TlllY OOODS, oi10ce1iies, queenswaiie. woodenwaiii; willowwake, hoots a shoes, haiidwahl, FLOUlt AND FEED. In connection with his stock of Mercnandlso he constantly keeps on hand In his yard. A FULL STOCK OF Dressed and Uaflressefl Lnnta AND SHINOLES OF HIS MANUFACTJItE. Bill Lumber made a speciality. CALL AND SEE. OCt.S, 1573-tf. 110BERT ROAN 5? s ... CABINET MAKEB UNDEllTAK Ell, Iron SI net, Ut ween Main and Third Streets liLOOMSIiUKG, PA. 4 M, kinds ot Furniture made to order nnd X.V. broken furniture neatly repaired. Tho quality ami prices of Ids work will compare with any thn can lie produced nnd ho respectfully solicits u share of public pationage. Undertaking Will lie caielally nnd promptly nttended to. When called upon dining any hour of tho day or night he will at once respond and lay out the dead. When female helulu such eases Is desired he will furnish tho same. Ready Made Coffins both of WOOD nnd METALLIC WAltE always on hand. He Is also the the sole proprietor In Illooms burg and surrounding districts for Taylor's Patent Corp Preserver lly which a corpso may be surely nnd carefully pre served In Ire for any desirable length ot time. The iioof llio Preserver may be obtained from him at any time, scarfs, Shrouds, O'.oves and Mourning for Doors furnished when lcqussted. Also, I1EAHSE and CONVEYANCES furnished KSflloncmber he is a Regular Undertaker and thoroughly understands his businsi. He will not be undersold by ami in WooKuburq or in the eounty. 110HF.11T ItOAX. Dee. ll,'7J-ly A GREAT STRIDE ! Ifp siikI Over Old IHHIioiIm fiuuiitl to bo liMilty, ur nlijvclloii alilf, (llm'ardudt : o:- A NEW AXD VASTLY ADVANTAGEOUS FLAN IIEIfillY ADOPTED BY G.EVl.&J.K.LOCKARO At their Works in Illoomsburg, Formerly Illoomsburg Iron and Manufacturing company), w here will be kept constantly on Jiand a large assortment ot White mid Id'il AnIi Anthracite Ootil, VOIl DOMESTIC I'UltPOSES, AND CUI'ULO, HI.ACKSM1TII AXD MT17MIX OI'SCOAL, at prices to suit the trade. All Coal spoclally pro lured before lcav lug tho Yard. Also Plows and Threshing Machines, and nil kinds of Casting and Machine Work. HEPAIIIINO promptly nttended to. They would lespeclfully solicit tho I'atronagn of the Public. (1, M.SJ. K, I.OCKAKI), Jan. 8, '73-ly Illoomsburg, Pa. GLAZING AND PAPERING. SHI. F. IIODIXE, Iron Street below sec ond, Illoomsburg, I'a., Is prepared to do al s of PAINTING, GLAZING, and PAPEIt HANGINGS, In the best styles, ut lowest prices, and at short notice. Parties hav Ing such wor todowll savemoncyby work warranted to giro satisfaction. Order Ued W.M. F. UO DINE. Mar. 0, '71-ly. jELLElt it IIAHTI.EY, Jobbers of Notions, Hosiery, Fancy Goods, &c, Comll's Ilulldlng, Main Street, below Market, HLOOMSIlUlttl, I'A. March SO, 1875-8IU WM. Y. KESTER, TAILOR. IILOOMSIIUUU, I'A. If (is icmoved to Iron street, second door above tho I Itiformed ClmicliAvheru 1.0 vvillba pleased tosee nil Ids old mends and new customers, und servo tlHUi with salMaetkiu, All WMK wamiuled. 13-y 111 A 111 l J M,Jf Poetical. For Tint COLCMDIAN. TO Sl'KINO. DVTll.LIKI.AUniClI. Wo have watted long thy coming, oh, gentle Spdngl And wo thought wo heard thy footsteps Over all tho voile) s ring, She Is coming, she Is coming, (leiitlo Spring, Dut alas, 'twas but an echo, From some distant shore, For stern winter's fleecy garment Covers still the earth nil o'er, And we fancied rain thy coming, (Icntle S 'ring. We hate waited long thy coming, o, gentle spring I Though we love the fair queen winter, An I do oft her praises sing, Wh mi 'tis lime for thy coming. (I -.iti" spring! Then nv wait and hearken fur thee, 1. 1 ',dn j for thy return, For Ho reri, meads and calmy breezes, We most earnestly do yearn. And thou canst not too soon bo coming, (Icntle Spring. We have waited long thy coming, Oerdlo Spring I O, could we but buy thy favor. To thro what tribute would wo bring, Great Indeed, Is tho boon we'd give thee, C.cntle Spring. But thou art above all gifts from mortals, And alas, we can only wait, Wickedly murmuring that thy coming. Will bo very, very late, Unless thou dost come sn Ittly, Oentle Spring. ANSWK.lt. I am coming, I am coming, My heralds are there, Ring out 3 our glad voices, Through my own balmy air. You have called me a laggard, In song nnd In Jest, Hut now I am coming, Let each don his test. 1 am coming, I am coming, I lovo you full well. Hut why I'm n laggard, I Indeed may not tell,; You;are tired of stern wlnterf Tho beautiful queen, With her long tral lng garments And star dotted sheen. I am coming, I am coming, Stem Winter Is gone, lleritronglev fetters, Now are riven and prone; Her diamond decked sceptro Has passed from your bowers, And I'm coming, I'm coming, To deck them with Mowers. I am coming, I am coming, I soon will be there, lilng out 5 our'glad wclcoma Through my own balmy air ; Ah 1 loudcr,.stlll louder, Let your glad welcome ring, Open your arms to receive 111 e, Your long wished for Spring, Arrll 16th, 1&75. Miscellaneous. COFFEE. Us Origin anil Use. We find no mention iiiancient history of the Greeks or Itomans being acquainted with the use of codec. Though the contrary ins been asserted by several enthusiasts, Pe dro del Vallo says that the nepenthe that Helen received from tlie Egyptian woman was a decoction of coffee. Paschius, in, his treatise' l)c Sores In Ocutes pretends that colfee was among the presents made by Abi gail to David. Hut after diligent search in sacred and profane history we arc unable to verify thc-c theories. Coffee originated in Ethiopia, where it has been in use from time immemorial. The Persians ivcre the second people to adopt it ; finally tlie Arabians discovered its merits and introduced it into Europe. The discovery of coffee is the subject of many fables. It is related, among others, that there was a poor dervish, living in an Arabian valley, who possessed nothing but a small hut and a few goats. One evening these goats returned from their pasture in a state of great excitement. On the next morning he followed them, and observed that they cropped the foliage and berries of a small shrub which had previously escaped Ins notice. lie tasted the berry himself and experienced a pleasurable sensation. He imparted the result of his investigation to his neighbors, who, finding his account true, introduced it into their country. The Persians relato that Mahommed being ill, the Angel Garicl invented the beverage to restoro the Prophet to health. It is also related that the superior of a convent in Arabia, hearing of tlio strange client of the berries on the goats of tlio der vish, concluded that they would have a ben eficial cllect upon his monks, who were in the habit of falling asleep during prayers The result exceeded his expectations. How ever this may be, il is certain that it was in the middle of the fifteenth century that the Arabians first began to cultivate cotl'ee. Grentalcddiii Aliou Abdullah Mahomnied Hen Said, Mufti of Aden, having occasion to assist Persia, relative to StatoallUirs notic ed, while there, that tho natives used coffee very freely, and were extravagant in their praises of its virtues, On his return to his country ho fell sick of a fever, and recalling to his mind what ho had heard of the cura tive powers of collet', ho determined to try it. Tlio effect was almost miraculous. In two days ho was well. On his recommenda tion tlie prominent men of tlio city tested its virtues. Since that time its uso became, common, and it is said that tlie Arabs never drink it without asking Heaven's blessings for Grcmnleddin as a slight recompense for tho great bonanza he bestowed upon them. From Aden tho use of coffee gradually ex tended to Mecca and -Medina thence, it spread throughout Arabia, In all tho prin cipal cities places nf entertainment where coffee was dispensed wero opened Here idlers congregated, passing tho day in play ing checkers and listening to tlio poets who came to tho ciiVj to recite their poems. From Arabia the uso of coffee passed into Egypt, nnd was first introduced into Cairo in tho beginning of tho tenth century of tho hcglra. From Egypt it was next taken into Syria, first to Damascus and Aleppo, where it was introduced without opposition. Fi nully it was adopted in all the Syrian cities, The first opposition to tlio new beverage. took place in Mecca, in 017 of tho hegirn. Two brothei.s of high authority persuaded tlio Emir Kliair-lleg-Mimnr that coffee was an intoxicating Ibjuor, and that its uso was prohibited by tho precepts of the Prophet. Khalr-llcg convoked tin assembly of wise men ami physicians to deliberate on the sub ject. Tho fimt class declared that the uso of coll'eo was a violation of tho teachings of Maliotnmed j tho latter held that it was in jurious to health. Several pundits, hovvovcr, toot opposite grounds, and u lively discus sion ensued. Quo of tho doctors went to fax ns to say thnt its intoxicating (piaUtics wero grenter than those of wine. This declaration was productive of not n llttlo merriment, "lie lias tasted wine, then," many exclaimed. ihe authorities took tlio matter seriously. I he unfortunate debater was indulged wit! eighty Btripea as a punishment for his viola' tlon of the rules laid down In the Koran. Khalr Ileg requested permission from tho SulUn to prohibit tho sale of coffeo in Mec ca. He closed tho places of entertainment where it was sold. Doing informed that a prominent citizen had continued tho use ot coffee in his family after receiving notifica tion of tlie prohibition, Khalr lleg had him publicly chastWl for the offence. Tho Sultan, however, soon altered his mind. The wise men of Cairo, more learned than those of Mecca, announcing that codec was an Innocent drink, the Emir was induc ed to revoke his prohibitory order, and tho use of coll'ce became more general In 0;i2 of the hegira, tlio Shlek Sidl Mahomnied Ilen-Arrak being informed that the' cafes wore tho scenes of criminal conduct, in structed tho governors to close all public places where coffee was sold, restricting its use to private families. After his death the cts were reopened, lint the persecution ot the innocent berry was not to stop here. In Oil of tlio hegira, a fanatic spoko with so much force in the Mosquo against the use of codec that tho people, excited by his words, ran to the cafes, broke tho furniture, tho vases in which the cofieo was kept, assaulted the guests, and treated the proprietor to the bastinado. These model "crusaders" asserted that on Resurrection Day coffee drinkers would ap pear with faces as black as tho pots in which they prepared their favorite drink. The dis cussion prevailed to such length that it be came necessary to have a judicial consulta tion. The felnek convoked his doctors of laws, who decided that tho question had been formerly set at rest by a previous con vention, which had declared in favor of the purity of coffee. Tlio Shiek ratified the opinion of his distinguished savans. Thus all the ed'orts that were made to prevent tho use of coffee in Mecca proved ineffectual. In 932 of the hegira, during the reign of Solomon II., called the Great, coffeo was in troduced into Greece and Constantinople. iY man Irom Damascus, named Sehenis, and a citizen of Aleppo, named Hekem, went to Constantinople and opened cafes, when their customers were served reclining on sofas. these establishments became verv popular, and were frequented by savans, professors, and dervishes Tlio Turks became great coffee drinkers. Their capital was soon filled with A'uu'a kanes, where coffee was sold at all hours. Men of leisure congregated in these places in great numbers, and young girls wero cm ployed to entertain them with songs and dancing. Hut this raised a furious storm. Tlie priests alleging that the faithful desert-. ed their places of worship to witness tlie dancing in the cafes, created a great disturb ance. xncy asserted mat in tlie heating process coflee became carbonized, and that every thing partaking of the character of carbon was forbidden by Mahommedanism. The Mufti sustained tlie priesU, and, prohibiting tlie sale of coffee in tho capital, closed the cafes. Hut they were soon reopened. Dur ing tlie war under Mahommed IV., the Grand Vizier Kuprugli, for political pur poses, again closed the cafes, but ns this action diminished tlie revenues of the king dom in a critical period, the prohibition-was revoked, and the uso of codec became so trcncral that in Egypt and Turkey to-day tho husband is obliged to furnish his wife with a certain quantiy. The refusal or fail ure from any cause to do this is a just anil legal ground for divorce. In 1GG2 a merchant, named Edwards, returning to England from the Levant, was accompanied by a Greek who was noted for his skill in making coffee. Edwards intro duced it in London where it became very popular. During tho reign of Charles II. coffeo wns subjected to the same persecution as it suf fered in the East, In 107j tho .king had all tho places where coffee was sold closed. He regarded them as centres of treasonable dis cussions, rdit this rigorous mea-uro produced iin effect contrary to wliaftheking desired- it only added to the popularity of coffeo Hut this popularity was short-lived, as tho general iiio of coll'ce gave place to the use of tea. Ten years after its introduction iiitu Eng land, cod'eo was carried into France. This was not its first appearance, however, for Leonard Itatmolf, in 153U, mentions having seen cod'eo in France. Prosper Alpin, a famous physician and botanist, published a work in Venice, in 1091, wherein lie gives a description of the coffee plant which ho find seen in Egypt, and to ' which ho .gave the name ol bonn, ban, or bonn Hacnn, in his "Sylva Sylvar um,"vpeaks of coffee as a drink very popu lar in the East, and MoUner, in 1021, pub lished a treatise on the subject, In lfiU a Venetian, Pedro del Viille, in troduced coffeo into Marseilles. A short time afterwards a second traveler not only brought with him large quantities of codec, but ho also introduced the small silk nadkin embroidered in gold and silver, then in uso among the Turks. In 1G71 a foreigner opened a small saloon where hot cofieo was sold. This was tho first cafe in France. The use of cod'eo became general from tliis date, notwithstanding tho opinion of the physicians that it would prove injurious to the climate of France. At this tiinb it was almost unknown in Paris, Solomon Aga, ambassador from the Su blime Porte, was the first to introduce collc'o in Paris. He brought it to tho notice' of several prominent men of tlie time, who continued to uso it after ills departure. Pascal Armenian, several years later (1071), established a cafe ut tho Saint Ger main bazar; from there ho lemnved totho Qaai c ' JCcole, opposite the Vont Xeuf. Hut his saloon was attended by strangers only, nud finding it unprofitable, ho left ! raneo for London. Later, a Sicilian, nam ed Proeopo, opened a cafe in front of the Theatre Comedio Frauc.iise. T.10 next atfc was. opened by a man from Aleppo, named Eticnnoj it' was unrivalled in splendor, llio room was furnishci with marble-topped tables ot exquisite, workman ship, largo crystal mirrors hung on thn walls, tho guests reclined ,011 comfortable chairs, while in every corner there was to bo found some Eastern curiosity of great value, About this period u little cripple named Cuudlot appeared on the street with a ho,at fl 1 iUL-L. TIIK COI.UMIIIAN, VOI. IX, NO. 10 COI.UMlllA DKMOCHAT, VOL. XI,, NO. 10 lng apparatus, surmounted by n coffee-pot, which ho carried beforo him on n largo tin waiter. Ho walked tho streets crying, "cafe" "cafe" Ho charged n few sous a cup, furnishing sut.tr nnd milk. In a few years ho retired very rich. In tho success of htlcnno nnd Procope, whoso cafes wero frequented by YoUalrc, Piron, Fontenellc, Santc-Foix, induced others to open similar establishments. Among tho most celebrated of these was tho Cafe de la Ilegcnce. This saloon was tho favorite resort of Jean Jacques Itousscau. It Is related that such largo numbers of strangers congregated there of an evening to see him play checkers that it became necessary to station a police man at tho door to prevent more than n cer tain number entering. In a few years the cafes multiplied amaz ingly. During tho reign of Louis XV. thcro wero but GOt), under Louis Napoleon there were more than 3,000. In America, cofieo was first used to any extent in New.Oileans. I)urlng,tho period of the French ascendency tho cafes were very numerous hero ; they were tho centres of fashion ; many of tho most distinguished men of tho colony being in the habit of passing the evening there, discussing the politics of France and home affairs. Nico (Jirls. There Is nothing half so sweet in life, hall so beautiful or supremely delightful or so loveablo as a nice girl. One of those lovely, lively, good natured, sweet faced, amiable, neat, natty, pious, prayerful, domestic crea tures met within tho sphere of home, (Utilis ing around . tho induence of her goodness like tho essence of sweet, flowers. nice girl is not the languishing beauty drawling on tUosofa nnd discussing the last opera or novel, or tho giraffe-liko crcaturo sweeping majestically through tho drawing room. Tlie nice girl may not even play or danco well, and knows nothing about using her eyes or coquetting with a fan. Sho nev er languishes, sho is too active. She is not given to sensation novels, she is too busy. In ' public, she is not in front showing her shoulders; she sits quiet and unobtrusive at tho back o'f tlie crowd most likely. In fact it is not often wo discover her. Home is her place. Who rises bfitimes and superintends the morning meal? Who makes the toast and tea, and buttons the boys' shirts, and feeds the chickens, and brightens up tho parlor mil sitting room? Is it tho languisher, or the giraffe, or the elegante 1 Not a bit of it. It's tlie nice girl. Her maiden toilet is made in the shortest possible time, yet how charmingly it is done, and how elegant and how neat her dress and collar! If you covet anything, it is 0110 of the .n.ice girl's kisses. Not presenting her cheek or brow like a "fine girl," but an au- dible,smack which says plainly, "I love you ever so much !" Breakfast over, down in the kitchen to see about dinner, and all day long she is up and down, always cheerful and light hearted. She never ceases to be active and useful until the day Is 'gone, when she will polka with the boys or read, sing old sonss or play old tupes to her father or mother for hours to gether. Sho 'is a perfect treasure, is the j nice girl. When sickness comes it is she who attends with unwearying patience on , the sick chamber. There is 110 risk, no fa tigue that she will not undergo, no sacrifice that she will not make. She is all love, all devotion. " I have often thought it would bo happiness to bo watched by such loving eyes and.tended by such a fair hand. One of tho strongest marked characteris- tiss of a. "nico girl" is tidiness and simplici ty of dress. Sho is Invariably associated in my mind with a high frock, plain collar, and the. neatest of nico ribbons, bound with tlio most modest little brooch in the world. never knew a nico girl who displayed a profusion of rings and bracelets, or who wore low dresses. I say there is nothing in the world half so beautiful, half so intrinsically good asa''nice girl." Sho is the sweetest flower in tho path of life.' There nro others far moro stately. far moro gorgeousbut these wo merely ad mire as wo go by. It is where the daisy .grows thnt we liko to rest. To preside over n great American newspa per is to hold and exercise one of the most dignified 6flices of the world. Now let us open the newspaper, nnd see how it looks. Freighted with the world's great allairs load ed' down with tho hopes, struggle, misfor tunes, crimes, triumphs and achievements of humanity, wo expect to find it earnest, dig nified and catholic. Tho first thing we see is'llalf a column of sensational headings ad dressed, perhaps, to the prurient curiosity of the basest men. Wo open n v estern paper, and find over 1111 item of intelligence, or of falsehood, concerning a grievous scandal, the word ''HELL!" in ns largo letters as can bo squeezed Into n column. This is followed by minor heads, every ono which is intended to produce 'a sensation. Wo go on through the paper,' and it is nil sensation. Oftentimes tho headings mislead as to tho real character of the intelligence to which they nro the pre face. All tho chronicled is wrought up into its most startling forms. To piquo curiosity, to ralso feeling, to attract attention, to ap peal to tho sense of the marvelous, to bo stunning rather than simple and true, are the apparent motives of the conductor. Is this an extreme case? Wc can furnish papers by the hundred that steadily pursue this course as a matter of pnlicv. It is not enough that wo liavo party presses in relig- loinmd politics thnt give a party shapo to every thing that comes to them. It is not enough 'that'wo have presses that rejoice in scandal an'd crime and take greater delight in them, and greater pains in their details, than are excited by thoso affairs which mark tho advanco of tlio world in goodness and wisdom. It is not enough that they touch to tho personal purposes and prejudices of their conductors, If 11 thing is tamo it must be whipped into a startling appearance. If it is s.ul, inexpressibly sad from its badnesi its badness must yield the requisito sensation Great and good names aro jested with. Top ics which involve the most precious interests of tho human race tiro tossed flippantly about, like the bulls of n juggler, to attract tho eyes of the gaping multitude. SubjccU of which children can never know too little aro laid beforo them familiarly as if they were not btccped in shame. To receive tho world's news, in the spirit und shape which it is ren resented to millions of readers every day, is to supposo that till tho world's momentous events nro conceived in fever and brought 1 .. . . . .... a lorm in iiyncne, Hcnbner, RATES btf ADVERTISING. Ono Inch, (twelve lines or II eqnlvetont In Ncrtia roll type) ono or two Inscitlons, f1,Mt ihreo Inatr lions, ta.oo. STACK. Itf, T 8ll. flit. CM, if onolnrli , fz.rfl j.i.tiO I4.no fr.ro I10.no 16.00 Tin ec Inches . r..no Four Inches ,.. 7.() i wo inches fl.ftO" r..(io 7.00 V.) 7.(0 .on is.io ).(sj WW ll.no 17.00 tf..oo 18.(fl 14.11) Jfl'.W 10X1) is.on tn.iifl fio.oo ou.09 8(1.00 40.C0 C').09 10.00 (wirier column icon Half column ib.ijO on column n .no Yearly advertisement ft n.ivi.l.te nunrfri.lv. Tint,, fdcht'ndvctllsemchts must be paid iicforo InMrteC exeoptlivhero tiurtlr hnv o Accounts. , Igal advertisements two doHors er In' h for tin ce InwrllnnMimt nt that rate fur additional Inseitloiia without tefcrenroto li iiRtli. KTCClltor's. AdmlnlM nilnt'n ntid AliitHnr'n Vfitlfr h. thrcedollnis. Trims lent or Iicat tiolleeit. lrtilv renin a linn. rcfrularndvcttlscmcnt halt rales. cards In the 'TltiMness Director ' column, one dollar per j car for cadi line. Tlio Catholic llmrrli In America. Cardinal M'Closkcy Is said to bo n man of nbillty but his personal qualifications, what over they may be, can hardly have been tho leading motive, nnd do not constitute tho main interest In his promotion. Indeed, tho seml-odlcial Voce delta Vtrila Intimates as much as this. One world, ns tho poet says, did not suffice to Alexander, nnd tho church which addresses her urbi it orbi aspires to include tho new world ns well as tho old in her universal dominion. As regards tho Spanish colonics in America that is a matter of course ; but in tho United States tho chosen homo of tho democracy and the most omnigenous sectarianism thcro arc already, It seems more than eight million Iloman Catholics, and tho number is said to bo steadily increasing by conversions as well as by thu perpetual stream of Irish Immigration. Nor can this bo wondered at. The samo sort of feeling which inspires nil almost film kcyl'li devotion to titles and decorations among a people who are not themselves per mitted to receive them, would in Its relig ious aspect tell in favor of n church which presents the imposing spectacle of venerable antiquity amid the fleeting forms of modern political organization, and claims to speak with unerring voice amid the babel of jarr ing tongues. Nor can there be any doubt that tho appearance In such a society of a prince of tho church, with nil tho gorgeous trappings of his unfamiliar dignity, will b hailed with satisfaction, and may even exort a definite influence beyond tho pate of his own communion. The strange tiling is, not that an American cardinal .should bo created now, but that there should have been none created earlier. And these considerations would alone fully suffice to explain tlie step just taken by Pious IX. Hut it serves also to illustrate an interesting question which has been mooted of late, but which wo can not do more than briefly glanco at here, ns to tho possible intention of tho holy seem to adopt a new line of policy, starting from tho separation of church and state, which, though condemned in tho Syllabus as a principle, is becoming more and more recog nized as an accomplished fact. Tho church of Home, it has been surmised, may turn away from tho monarchies and aristocracies which havo betrayed her, and make her appeal directly to tlie masses ; she is ham pered by no abstract doctrine of the divine right of kings, and has never committed herself to the exclusive and inherent forms of any form of government but her own. This is perfectly true, and we may add that it would not really be an innovation for the opes to return to the policy deliberately adopted nnd pcrsucd with a proud consist ency by the nblest nnd most powerful of their predecessors. Hildebrand publicly appealed to the body of the faithful, not only against the tyranny of emperors and kings who had usurped spiritual rights, but even against the resist ance of an immoral or simoniacal clergy. Ho went so Ifar as to forbid the laity to at tend masses celebrated by married priests, or to accept tho sacrament at their hands. It may well be doubted whether Gregory's bold experiment proved successful in the long run ; and there is force in the comment of a modern writer, that the laity who had learnt from him to expose their clergy learnt in the next country from Arnold of lircsciu how to oppose the pope, and later still from Luther how to throw oil their allegiance to him altogether. Hut the situation is chang ed sineo then, nud tho laity would be called upon now, not to resist their clergy, but to support them against it domineeiing civil power. Still the attempt would bo rather, to ue Cardinal Manning's words on receiv ing hisnevvdiguity,"a foilorn hope," and it is by no means clear that it would succeed. In America, however, there is everything to lie gained und nothing to be lost by holding for democratic support, for there is only a democracy to be propitiated, where tho union of church nnd state has never existed it can neither be perpetuated nor dissolved. How far the same programmecould be safely carried out in old established Catholic states is quite another question, nor is it at best anything moro than a plausible conjecture that Itoineseriously contemplates so momen tous a change of front. One swallow doe not make a summer, and the appointment of cardinal can hardly be taken as a pontifical announcement that henceforth Cittliolicsocie- ty is expected to conform itself to the Ame ricun type. Tlie discussion is not without interest, both on its speculative and practical side; but is one which wo have 110 space or occasion tb cuter intoniorc fully here. On Sunday la-t, in one of tho Chicago ehurehes,stood a couple apparently singing from tlie bottom of their souls out of tho hymn book." Heing religiously disposed, and not having n hymn book, a gentleman who sat immediately behind them, attempted to read from the samo book. In doing so, at tlio end of tho verse, ho heard tho gcntlcmau whispering: "Oh, say yes." The next verso beganand when It ended, tho fair ono re plied : "Go ask p.i fall's right so far as I am concerned." The spelling mania is taklngqucer shapes. A Madison county (111.) girl has offered her self as a prizo to the one of her four suitors who outspelli tho others. Tho trial is to come off in the district school house, and 25 cents admission is to bo charged, tho money to go towards furnishing a house for tho young couple A policeman met a negro at night carry ing a trunk along the street, and collared him, The negro explained: "De family what was boarding me has been axing for money, and as dey was gone' out to-night I thought I would get into some family whar dey respected de panic." An old bachelor, upon reading that "two lovers sat up half tho night with only ono chair in the room," said it couldn't be done, unless one ot them stands orbits on the floor. And Midi painful i;;noraiico pretty plainly indicates that ho has never been there. Had luck U simply a man with his hands in his pockets and a pipo In his mouth, look ing on to ceo how it will come out. (Jooii luek is a mini of pluck with Ids sleeves roll id up working to innko it cotno out right. "1 ulways thought I should ntvci rutr that child," said an old lady of ninety, on hearing of the death of her son aged ncv enty. Josh liming! Hays: "1 am violently op. posed tcvv ardent bplrlts us a beverage, but lor manufacturing purposes, I think a little vf it tftjjjes good,"