THE COLUMBIAN AND DEMOCRAT, BLOOMS BURG, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA. Miscellaneous. TIio Little OM l0 Caliln in I lie Laue. 1 am fUnj old and fe.ibt now, 1 manot work ni mow, I lure tal t ihe rmty blaiU down to rott ! For old Mas ia and oil illMtj nro BkMplag l(te liy Mils And their spirit? arc roaming o'er the MeM. Cito.Tlio chimney's tumbled down mil tkt toolt eating in, 1 linln't trot Ion; oMtini hero for to stiy Tor tun nnirula they watcli u'er tno when I lay down to rent, lo that llttto old lotf cabin In tli Un. Tuere w.ti a happy t!m to ma, It's bn raanr a y ir airo, When tin- tttrkl-i ujd to grattwr wind my dr They uicd ti dinca and lns at tiljlit And play the old b.itijn, And at last Hmv oinmt pHy It any m ire -Tuo chimney's tumbled down and tin roof H cavlnj In, 1 htn'f Rot long arosnl litre for to tavs I'or l a do onl) ono Ij left, an 1 tlitoold dvJ mlaa, In that llttlo old log cabin In tUo l.mo. Cito. Dj fjot-path now H (luUUcd dnt let us 'ro itid do hill, Do fenci am all 'gilax to decay; 'or I' do only one Kief and dt oil d)j of mini, In that llttlo otd lo caMn In tho Unc. The hlnin they icot rmty and the dior baj ftllo do.vn, Th r yjt Mi In tho annslitno and tho rain V . r I a do only one It let t and du old rtoj of inlni In tliatllttla old lig cabin In tho Una. Light Heittllng. rdf-uiade men are apt to worship their mukcr. To obtain a good name Consult the tli rectory. A sensible, opinion One that coincide xr th our own. An order issued by poor and imbecile rules ia tho order ot things. An artist U not so strong in a horae, but ho can draw a larger object. A true philanthropist and a well-trained home always stop at tnc sound of teo. Tho gentleman who mw given to under stand lus been returned to the donor. "I have gircn you an honest opinion, madam." "Sir, you nerer had one." A piano affords a youtu lady a good chance to show her flticrinsratiil her fing:r-ring. Tho ashes of a smoked cigar aro little thought of those of a man scarcely more To stand well in the community Wear broad-soled boots and keep your head cool If you court a lady who has a count among her suitors, you will be probably counted out. "Sir, you have broken your promise." Oh, never mind; I can mako another just as good." A farmer's family and friends are shocked by his laziness; liU wheat aud barley by his industry. Matrimonial history is a narrative of many words; but tho story of lovo may bo.told in a few letters. Kvcry argument in favor ofliquor-drinl:-ing is like the liquor-drinker himself it fulh to the ground. If an editor can find nobody that will cred-1 it a word ho says, ho may fairly boast that he hns no creditors. We think that a man carries the borrow ing principle a trille too far when ho asks us to lend him our ears. An advertiser in one of the papers says he has a cottage to let containing eight rooms and an acre of land. Quills aro things that are sometimes taken from the pinions of ono goose to spread the opinions of another. "Do you like tho" piano?" askod a lady of a Parisian wit. "I prefer it to the guillo tine," was tho reply. A little boy being asked at school, "What ia the chief cud nf man?" answered, "The and what's got the head on." When a man is engaged to the aunt of a little boy in Washington, the little boy calls that man "my brevet uncle." A Jliviissippian says that a great deal of the land in the State is so poor that not even a disturbance can be raided on it. Though n man may not like to be talked about in tho papers, ho would generally rather be an editor's subject than a surgical professor's. A young lady says the reason she carries a parasol is, that tho sun i.s of the masculine gender, and she cannot withstand his ardent glances. A Miss Gilmore was courted by a man whose name was HnddoeV, who told her that he only wanted one gill more to mako him a perfect Hsli. When a young Yankee who parts his hair in the middle goes down on an orango peel, nobody seems to care whether ho ever gets up again or not. In view of the general practices of coal dealer, wo would respectfully ak if some means cannot bo devhed to have them see tho error of their weighs? A bachelor observed that he would marry if certain of a wife perfectly good. A by stander begged him to bespeak one, as none such wer ready-made. Don't bo in too great a hurry, girl", to fall in lovo with tho young men. It often hap pens that J;our hearts aro no sooner theirs than theirs aro no longer yours, A counsel being questioned by a judge to know "for whom- ho was concerned," re plied, "I am coucemed, my lord, for tho plaint T, but I am employed by the defend ant." A notorious mlrer, having heard a very ebquent charity Fcnnon, exclaimed : "This sermon ttrongly proves the necessity ofulni'; I have almost a mind to turn-beggar." A clergyman had a mllk-whito horse, which, on account of his beautiful form, he called Zlon. Having ordered Ids horso to the door, a friend naked him where he was going "Why," said he, "to mount Zion." At a printer!' festival, lately, the follow ing toast was offered : "Woman second on ly to thepressin the dissemination of nows!" Tho ladies are yet undecided whether to re gard this as a compliment or otherwise. "1 killed Mnety-nine pigeons at one shot, this morning," said an old fowler. "Why didn't vou make it a hundred while you were about it?" hald his friend. "Do you suppose I would tell a llo for ono pigeon?" was the reply. An net of the Kansas legislature is said to give mothon the absolute control of their children. That is tin easy way for tho State to have its familial controlled. In ton many cases tho children have ubioluto control of their mothers. A dentist in Wisconsin, who kissed a young lady while eamlug her teeth, was called on by her father with n loaded gnu, aud the dentist paid him five hundred dol lars not to Are It off in his ollke, ho being exceedingly sensitive to nole. " A wag, on seeing hU friend with some thing under his cloak, asked him what it was. "V poiulard," answered ho. Hut he ob served that it was a bottle. Taking it from him nod drinking the contents, he returned It, saying, "There, I give you the mibard When Lamartinc was in the ascendant, at tho early part nf the revulullon of 1818, his merits wero being discussed nt a club of artists and million. "Ah 1" said a clever young author, ".he and I row in the wiine. boat." Djilylas Jcrrohl, who wh present, turnd round, and said, "Hut not with the same skulls." An anxious inothcr, in Seotlriid, was tun ing leave of her son on his departure for I'.nglau I, aud giving him good advice. "My dear Sandy, my nlu Inlm, gang south, and get all the siller yu can Irom the southern tak' everything ye can ; but tho KnglUh are a brave boxin' people, anil take care o'tliein, Sandy never light n bald nun, for ye cntitu catch hint by tho hair." Tho cheapest learning i kno ov is to lis ten, Gtvso having feathers to shed should not prepare to shed them now. Troubles arc like dogs ; tho smaller they are the more they annoy you. A lazy man never ought to set up for a raskal; raskallty is biny blwinesj. Wo govern our paious; but in general wo let the passions first Imvc a trial. You cm buy genuine "Irish" potatoes In the Philadelphia market grown on the"ould sod." Pericles is dead. Ho was a partisan rhin oceros, ltutler will soon be the last repre sentative of tho species, Thegrand jury has found a truo bill against John W. aerdama-s, ex-priest of the St. Itjiiifiicioin' church, charging him with embezzlement. VEGET1NE Ztlfln'N the Mood, Krnoyttf chiiimI tut IfToruti'N thu who'o fljifcin, ITS MIMICAL PltOPEKTtKS AltC Alterative, Tonic, Solvent ami Di uretic. Vpoetinr Is tnidiMvlnilrlv from the Juices ot cari'fii!lws.'lreti d Ip.irk", nuts mid herns, and no Mnmirly concern iwli'il, that It lll i-iT"Ctn illy eraill rate from the sistmii ever talni uf s.'roMU, iscrofu Ins lliuuur, Turn irs. ' iiiieer, rat'ivnm Humor, i:r MI'las, salt lliieinn, Splillltli! l) nM, Canker, Kalnti'ess at th suiinieh. nn I nil dls-as"s tlmturlv f'nm Impure liUmd. Si unci, mil i in ilery and chr u le KhemnalN'n, NentnluMa, (lout anil spinal com plaints, cm only lu eltwMiull) cured thruiik'hblooil, Vor fleers a id Krupllvo Diseases of the ''kin I'ns titles, l'lmples, liloiehBS, noils, Tetter, scaldlieiid olid Kiniworm,niiiTiss ius never uueu 10 cuecin per manent care. For fains In the H iclc, 15t tney eompl lints, Dropsy, reinilo Weakness, leneorrhrei, arlsln;; from Inter nal ulceration, an I uteri no ill enso ana oenral De bility, VHuxtTiK ncli itlreeilv upon Hie cntis,it nf the' eomplulnts. It lu borates and slieiiKlhens the whole si Mem, nils npi n the s-'eretlv.i own', nllnjs luiumatloii, cures ulamtkm iumI lvtfulates the buwles. for Cetnrrh, DycpcpMn. llnldtnal CostlToncss, ralpltatt.n ut Hie Heart, Itenrt.u-he, nie.s. Mrtu.is r.i'ts nart tienersl PMstratl niof tlw sorvuiW""tPin, no inedlvlne liaseertlve Mieh rhil .allsf.n Hull as tne Vi'ihiiiii. It pml.les the ilnl, elrnti"i all of tho orx-ins, mil pMsessos a rontrullliiir lioner over ths nervous sjstotn. Tlio rem irk ible cures nrrectedliv Vboitisb have IndUeeil tainy p'ivhIcIiik mil .ipjt'i m iirles whom wo Know lo itcsci tbo and uso It l lluMrown fami lies. In fact. ViiaCTtsB Ulhebeatrer.p lv.vet ilhcnvered for the alHive dlse ises. mi l Is the oiuj reliable Dloud I'm liter jet placed before the public. PKKl'Alini) NY IX. 11, STKVK.V. JjDMlon, JJtihi. It must mako n man feel mean to pay an old debt because ho thinks ho is going to die, and then have the doctor pull him through all right. There is a vilo hypocrito in Bethlehem, I'a. He actually entertained n company in honor of tho anniversary of the birthday of his tnother-in-law. Tramps dug tho cellar and quarried all the stone for tho new rIiiis house at Lancas ter. No tramp can get anything to cat there without fut doing an hour's work. Mottlton sticks to his story under cross examination. Ho says ho7p.ctcd as counsel for Tllton in his dealings with JLlowen. Ho says he received about $7,000 from Bocchcr. A north-cast girl fell on the edgo of n wash tub recently and broke one of her ribs. V qneer accident, as not many town girls go near enough to wash tubs now-a-days to break their ribs. Tho total amount of grain exported from Philadelphia during tho year 1874 was fl, 303,849 bushels, against 3,070,437 in tho year 1872, being an increase of more than a million and a hall bushels. A Canadian murderer wanted them to put off tho day of execution, owing to his being afflicted with tho toothache; but the Sheriff said he'd got to go to mill next day and ho couldn't accomtaodato tho prisoner. Wo have all heard of the Justices, who on being reminded of a decision of the Supreme Court, replied, "To li with you and the Supreme Court." And now, when General Sheridan is requested to observe the consti tution, he says, "Tho constitution be d d." Three Chicago girls aro about opening a barber's shop in that city. Ono is to do the lathering, another the shaving, while the third, u beautiful blonde, is to sit on a sort of a throne and play on a harp and sing. The outfit of this establisntnent, it is said, will coat $12,000 Means to get Itich. Ten or twelve years ago tboro was a miner worklog in the upper levels of tho Comstock it 31 per day. lie lived in a little cabin down the canyon, did his own cooking, aud whistled softly, "There's a good time coining boys." To-day that miner walks about the streets of Virginia City, as cordial as in the olidaya; he dresses no better than any ord inary gentleman of Virginia, and cats no better food than a conscientious editor ought lo have. And yet, as bis fortune is rated in the stock list daily, ho is so rich that, were his stocks turned into money, he could lend Scott that 570,000,000 ho wants and have enough left to live comfortably upon. He could, unaided, go down and open, at his own expense, tho Darien Canal: or should his fancy run that way, he could advertise to-morrow that the Government through him had determined to resume immediately specie payment, and pretty nearly mako the promise good. He could endow a college in each Statcof the Union wi th $2,000,000 each, or could build n double track narrow guagc railroad from San Francisco to New Yorki and solve at once the problem of cheap trans portation. There is no telling, Indeed, what lie might do; but what lie will do is appar ent enough. Ho was here when thirty feet nf ore near the surface was a big mine. At 1000 feot ho has found it three or four times as wide. He believes at 4000 he will strike it 5000 feet wide, and get rich, and ho is going for it. Virginia (Nevada) Enterprise. What is VBiinriNBj It Is nronipound extracted frou b,u ks. tiMs .md lu riis. If Is N.ituio's litinoil.v. It Ispeifecilj h irnilesifrom hii ImiI elfect uinm the Hfem. It IsnourWhlii.iuiltivn rtlienlnr. It nets illn etl-upon the bloo I. It ipilets tlie ln-rious s.s tern, itlus mi tfool, meet viei pnintxlit. Ills a ifiv.it p.m. ieea for our aged falliers and mothers; for It Klies tin in streiivtn. quiets melr nerUM, and gives them Nnturo s oneet steep, -as ha , been prui -ed by luonv an uiwd poison. It ! the 'reut niooil I'urlller. it Is a tool nhu remedy for our eblUtren, It has roue, cd ami cured thousands. It li very pleat.aut to tako; o cry culM ll.iosll. It relieves mid cures all ulseases originating from Impuicbluo'i. 'irytho VhiiKTim:. mvo It f.itr trliltur jour com plaints; then jomilll sav to jourfilend, neUhUoi nnd ucoualntanoe, ' try It t It has cured mo." VcMErm for complaints for whlcn It ts recom memleil, Is li.iWu;; n lanrer H.ilu thlouuhoiit the fnlt ud statos than any btherutio iii'MLIuo. why? Vtg ttlnu 111 euro tlic3'j Cum Ijlnti. v t, njjV. tsvonn i'rio.v. IlOSTON, DOC. 12, IMS). (lonfemcn My only obj.'i't In Klibuf you this lo tlmonlil is to HpriMd valuable Information, liailm; been batlly un'Mod ulth 'all llbeum, imd Hie whole sort ac uT m tkln b Injr covered with pimples and eruptl ju, man of wbleh caused mo uieat puln anil aiiioanee, nnd kno-vltu' It to lie u blood dl.Mase, 1 took mam ut the wium-cd piei'ar..llou., uuionj wld'h was an iioanilty of Ninapail la, wit. tout obuinln; any beiiutll until 1 comioeiieed taklmr the Vhictink, and lAforo I liadcompHlcil the ttrst b.itllo I h.iw that I had got toe ibiht nv .11. tni'. luiie qui'iitly, I f illoirtd oh with It until I had taken .ev. en bottles, when I was prnhouncetf a m 11 man, und in tkluls Mnootlmnd roltrely treo from pliaples un I erupllous. I hive iiuii r euj.oe I vi j,'ood lie.'lth U.'fure. and 1 attrloute It alt to the iho of Veoktink. To benellt thuso .Ullkted with DortnoatMo, I will mal:u mention also of tlu Vi.ckiish'n uuudtirul power ot leuln tno tit this acute eo.ipialiit, of whhh 1 have suffuruil s. Inn nv.dj. C. II. 'I LX'Klill, IMS. AK't Mich. V. li. It , O'j WalilUj.toa fatreet, llo'iton. THE POPUXaaR CASH STORK OV W. P. JONES, Ciiriic-i' Jlulu ami Ylilril slrct'ts, OATAWISSA, PA. -ri OI'IiN" Till'; NKW YHAU WITH l ,f.'erlei I Te l"2 OUf l'Vil'll'h and l'atrons. llaMnj it moved back to ODE 0LU STAND, lfVii'(.7 hit been Tliorowjhly lie inmlrhid Throuyhoul, We have now one of the tlncst rooms In this Iclti 1 ty. We shall always keep a full nsboi ttneiit cr I'ANUV DltY (JOODS, Dills'! HOODS SltAWI.S AC, And weshallcndeatortos'll themat prlccswhlcli now III nppieu.ite. williiuv inaiiKS lor your ni- ueu i.n ui in ne p.ii. iiiiMiuj iui i wuuuu' unco of the Mine 1 uui Yours llctrccuully, W. P. Jones, A New Idea! S5 ycBttine I Sold by all li us!;i.s(.s. Jan.v'J,5-ly GifTEHTiRPHISE Insults. It is atwnys better to pasi a dozen intend ed insults without recognition, thnn to Uke olfenco at a single uniiitenllonal negl-ct or reilection. Misunderstandings are fruitful of more unkindly feelings In society than ever remit from deliberate ill-nature. Hundreds of friendships have been sundered by tl a' egotistical senailiveiie-s which isc ver l iokuig for iJI'ence. Wo can all puh.t to ci rtain I sous who are thin moruidly beipsin i n painful degree. They are dis.tgreebt i m panlons. Wo need not epend our prei i u timo in pointing to them, howeer. Wo have each fouiuthirig to guard In our own chimi". ter. We are eaah inclined ti take olienco too easily. If wo could rjmove this ever-jealous watch lulness, .society would gain a new charm, or rather, it would bo relieved of a very disagreeable feature. 1'as.i neglect, then, ami personal reflection as gracefully ns pos sible, instead of taking tho riik of being of fended when no nllonce is Intended. The lunly Kelialile ditt liiln'.iUlioit iu the Country 1 $75,000.00 TJST GII-'TH I TO HE DISTKIIIl'TKl) IN" "L. D. SINES' 17 1st Jlcyular Monthly GIFT ENTERPRISE! Tube drawn M.iuhy, Vtlr'arj 21d, ,1S75, Ttio Grsiml J'iii)lt:i!' nl' 5.000.00 each in Cash ! One lri.e. Sl.OOO TwoPmes, 500 M aSll ! Five PrizMS, 100 j 1 Horae and IJuggy with Pilver-mouiited Jliirne.-s, worth fbU'J ! 1 Fine Toned Mosewooil Piano, worth 8o;j0! THIiEK GOLD WATCHES A C1IAIXS, W Ulllll 5UUU KAUIl I Three Gold American Hunting Watches, wnrtli fia-J eaen I Ten Ladies' (Inlil lliiut'm Watilies, worlh :piuu earn i 1000 Gold ami fiitcer I.ei rr llitnlimj Watches in all, wui tli . Irom 4BI lo s:,i.l() iuiVi (jold ciiainh, mi.vi:i:-v.itu, Ac., ac. XUMIUUl OF (i I IK 7.500 ticki:ts limiti:) to 75.000 AflENTH WAN I'KDTll SKI.l, TIUKKTH, to whom Libel ul I'ruuilums will no paid, bliiyh) Tickets I; M. 'ntV.'sjni Twuliu Tickets Jl'l; Tivenij-lUe rp'llojjo. Circulars toutalnliu; 11 full Mil of piles, a descrip tion of tho is Hilar 01 draw In;,-, und other lnfonua tlou In nfoienvu to tho UI-.trlbutlou, will be sent to uny ono unloi Ing them. All letteis miioi bo aUdiebs ed to , Ullice, Kxeehior Iiuild'g, 1.. I. iXl, Uor. Itaeint Iinsworth. Iiux Vil, t'INCINNA'11,0. Jan. 8, isi lw An American gentleman askl'd an Irish gentleman to give him tlie real version of tlie story about the Kilkenny cat). In reply he received tho following lines; 'There wans' was two cats In Utlisaay i Ai'.'U thought thero was wan cat too many ; bu the Turrelod aa' lit They bcrawjhed an' thoy bit, Till -eioeptlnit their nulls, An' tho III of their tuiU Inktcod ot two cats thtru waa't uny," WElrtTEH AND THE IlOOTIJ I, A t'K , A Cor respondent says : "It was at the Astor House that Daniel Webster, wishing to buy ancii paper ono morning, put his hand in his pocket only to find it empty. Ho decland ho had not a penny, whereupon one of hi satellites said: 'Vou must bo mistaken, Web slcr j I saw you have a $100 bill just a you were going to ted last night, and as you haven't been up half an hour you could hardly have spent it.' 'I rather think that's so.' answered tho colu-ilke Uanlt l, rellect ively. '1 did have a tlOO bill, I am sure. I wonder whut I could have done with It. Uy i r ' 'inn. TlIU i KI' UM SVIIIT. d nil ie s he ' " ; Hit sjs a Ji r, lie lav ken. li in 4 it eeiwl.i. nn npips .i iiiiu.iini ri, elirmde illanlawi, u - R I ins, bolls, 'I M - s , f ti) i-di,T, fe , lot-, i,-. o ii. is liave lwen 'I ll toe u .0 of tills uteil i , ' . ur. i um i it-atuieri, to si) i 1 i ' h j , , ti . .ii.l wuiu' it; and Int. ill ' '.!' 1 re 'l ' hi Halt lo Kite It u trl.il. lAirio1.. i.e !. mi -..I in "rkiutl.ts Kvitci' ii' I 1 filial. in t'.ok. m I.' t ilea ers treia r- u . , !- ii' .i''io r I'i a tr nlUe on Iron uL ii 1 1 in1 1 ' tuM 1 ii t.t'uii'it' japiTi, tu.ibi oil, I 1 'ti) o' n ui i i ' .1 nt tlercy- tneli ULU o'lit r vim ti J f ttii mioifti. Hktii tV. Hulls f. iol . ,ir pi' ui lleiilson Avenue. I'.i t n. WWTvgTK l)s. J. P Frrtss. H1b iwf ro. ujt.l frftioale & it tbi CalteTilty ti 1'etn's 1 1 ) in I i".tr t)yeri'C".rcrlcnf-, i-rfKUi Ur.Mticr'u Vcrit ntilo ltlicumnt la L7rnp. lriran.c9lttal-i.U.lt:tciirflrirlterre.I. ! BliadriOBi.il.ij ;eigf. rr-nt.tt.liCCth Arrll. I l. ,)..t EijUi::i..iitir!riiW.iV.i i. rjtlsrrTr'irfit-'lTjl'.iHirmwii.ftiiiTfninT". rltJ.lf'T.,lh".i'1)Sr,TIIlrllllf'rrt,llUTT. I . D't'o,Min.l . ItfTI.M.J nrhrnitn.r Inrmrejowtt.l: t, (HI bntlth, l'ilnf.l,W.V.)'fi.Ie" !. I UiCfcnn'', I blK.As.jtnlrtnllhaollwrltallr.I I'lT.I'hlU .fTeit I-.. t-nrlinnKl'tft r"nrantJTrH.f 'ilI'w-rttfcTml-. SkftlicugJ.'acuguichuMr;ll'.ra.U4l7''iuci:U Dr PiriXltM I'li.n, (II i.t lit mioi iiutu8icivllb SVHI'l'. LI' Jivi-; Aiii:Ts w v.vi'i p. J To sell nit. r!iAs-i , i pps: OH INI'nlt ATION I'Oit hVKItVIHiDY, in v i ttuiitv in the I nltodWntM and feiuitlHK l iilniie i bj the Hnl- IWlf r tO til pSgltK. It f 'lltlllllH otei i.u n Uoiim held reelr, nnd Is suited loa 1 Iiwhih nul cr ii(lltl..imof society. A woiitlerful Pork nnd it l.oiist-liolil iwuh. slty. It lellsiit lilit. OiinKi liirlueeiM id iter otfi retl to t .n k am ntt. f-um,'le rn e sent by mull pon raid, turf. I'Mluslte unlloij (ftteu, Agtnts more th. n di.ulti. tn. tr monev. Aili're, mi. n-i"-tvKu I'hiNTiMi norm-:, Nov. u, H-Mn Awn Aubok, JIicii, I'd H.I( IT roit tii is WANTED AGENTS PKOUhl NT MIT! ANMHUST CO., or titipiila. (IHOAMZFI) ASt) MANAHKIl 11V PHIKNIW. flood rlVs of nn Cass sollt lted, A terv rellabl f 1 1 . tpul.tr roii ii, iv, and ru1- losollett for A. T....I... t .... ,.i.. i i iit.knvwi'.t v . ..uj-u, """k::,:,-vj UUIHbcr. iiiusit uaio kh fwi 1( ujii. um , n-iu blacked my boots, live minutes ago.' And ,)Aas lllfct raxlvtsl and-for'salo it that km th fret. J. VVWHtUM OU(. Sewing machine ' Jtv. J. Witllicr's CnliforiilnnYiu Cglir Ulllors aro a jmrely Vogetalilo preparation, mado chiefly from tho nntivo tierliB found on tholowcr rntiRcs of thoSirr ra Nevada mountains of California, tho medicinal properties of which nro extract ed therefrom without tho uso of Alcohol, Tho intention U nlmost daily asked, "What is tho cause of tho unparalleled success of VlNnotn Urrrxtts?" Our answer is, that thoy removo tho cnuso of disease, and tho patient recovers his health. Thoy nro tho great blood purifier nnd a life-phing prin ciple, a perfect HenoTiitor nnd Jnvimirntor of tho system. Never before in tho history of tho world hmi a medicine been com pounded possessing tho rcmnrknblo qunl Slips of Visr.oAn DiTTKiu in licnlino tho nick of every disease man is heir to. They nro a goutlo 'l'urgativo as v,oll ns a Tonic, rcliov iihi (liiiicpst'ioii or Inflammation of tho Inver nud Visceral Organs, in Bilious Dis' rnsns. 11' men will enjoy good Iioallli, let flinm mn VistoAii Hittuhs n$ t modicine, nnd nvoid tho ttco of alcoholic ttimulautu iu every form. It. ti. ?trDOAI,I) ,t CO., DraclitU ami Orncttd AgeliU, Kill l'uncliicn, Ctlhfw nlu, uiiil cor, WutililiiKtou ami Charlton bit., Nuw uik. hold by nil l)iUKll t"l Uculcrs. Sept. n, t om. 'ZEDIb.IZ3:TC3rlX103r- Tlw lUiltitiOTOS f:wi.n Ma- chins )jns pniMK raphlly lido favor oS poses.l ns the best com- r.t.viTio.v of (jnod quail ties, hamclyi Mju rniiiiiiifr.siKKtiii, No!ocleis, liapl'l, Durable, villi perfect Lock stitch. It Is a Miuttlo Machine, Willi Automallc Drop lYed. Design benullful and construction tlio t ery bml . Jill Itt.ttis'mosN'o. 1 Machine for fatally uxe, In tl.o tittup viiaii or irs KXMTBNcn, has met with atiioro ttti'iti tvoiiKisK or KAtio OPStt.BS TI1A ASY MtClltvnON Tint MAHKttr IlK'iisiiToN N'o. ii Machine for MtNUPU'TfiiiMi and futility (reatly for delivery only, Utite June, 1STI), for range, pi rfcc tlon, and v a r 1 o t y of w o r k, Is wltUj'ttn rival in famllyor tvoiiKSittr. KOBE JIT JIOAN CABINET MAKER AND UWDliltTAK VAX, Iron kirrtt,btltrnn Main unit Third k'lntli nWOMAl-VWO, l'A. ... ... , ..I i , V U.k ndsoi Vuriiil're tnijne " tirok-nfHriiltuivr.ea it repaired. The i nui. Y i'1 (1'i.ttntkn i earn, me W th ant Ilia "an ft' protiue-tl and ho rt .,i'tttit!ly follcttsu sl uro puulic paiiitnnjie. r-rxj job ci it cur. it lltTiiiiiEM Mw KacliLi CtfJiiHiy, Wm, 1 1 5st A sj I'.rradtTRt.'Mw Y'.tk. Arraf. GOOD AC!EMTS VT JM'.CIDID ADUIM, Will Iks e.irefiill-met prom ,ily nlleniled to. Wlien called upon diirlnK.il..- I... .r of 1 1'' ' ;y.f ' 'ifl.! ' "ml- h "l6 In sue li cases Is desired he tt III f un.lili the same. II. l'omln?lnn d Son, lleiiiliiirii.il Sewing 31. 1'o,, Iteiniiisloii Ag'l Co., 1VC.2S, '71 -2m IMI)N, X. V. V. iilNit tieiiri', d w tilt, 'ttlitir .tirniirrs. t lilt eo. s.it -lute St.. !ewlni Mat nines ami rm?. no t. ii. nil tti'-lihutoii Benlru ' nehlnea. i lilt Immlt, I'd .test (III "t.. Cenln "m bines, flle.i. tl"lt nnf, stM ' Inif Machines. . Ail.ii.ta, tin., Ih.olie8 0ii"r.i tins.'. ViiilettaMreuf, t-cwlmr Miieiitnes. AVaslilnxlon, D. C.,t!t letenthSt.,KettlnsMat'hliie.s. HARDWARE dlK k GREAT STRIDE! t'P nuil Out .ii'Hii1h round UJu faulty, of ijfi:Jloii ablf, dl-.c:udfll IP (DIR. 50 Dollars ! ! FARMERS, MERCHANTS, MECHANICS, AND EVERYBODY Buy the World-Renowned i DVfl HIH BEST IN THE WORLD! GrTTho Hlglicat Premlara ttus awarded to it at "VIE 1ST 1ST -A-; Ohio Stalo Fair Northern Olilo Fair Amcr. Institute, N. Y.J Cinclnuntl Exposition; lutlliinnpolls nxposltlon St- Louis Falrj Louisiana Stato Fair; Mississippi Stato Fair; aud Georgia Stato Falrj FOR BEING THE BEST SEWING MACHINES, and il ol tig tlie lnrgest and best rniigo of work. All other Machines in the Market irero In direct COMPETITION ! ! VST For Hemming, Fell ing, Stitching, Cording, Binding, Braiding, Emhroidering, Quilt ing and Stitching fine or heavy goods it is unsurpassed. Whoro wo have no Agents we will deliver a Machine for tho price namod above, at tho nearest Hall Road Station of Purchasers. Needles for all Sewing Ma chines for Sale. Old Machines taken la Exchange. Send for Circulars, Price List, &o., and Copy of tho Wilson Rofloctor, ono of tho best Periodicals of tho day, do voted to Sewing Ma" chinos, Fashions, General Nows and Miscellany. Agents "Wanted Wilson SewiiiK Made Co. CLKYELA.NI), OHIO, For looal agencies In Columbia and I.iuerne, apply lo BRADER & McQRAW, Gi:m:uai Aoenis, Hencli Haven, Luzerne County, Pa. JUMl!,U-tUI A Ni:V AND VASTLY A 1) V A NT A f i ICO US flan m:it:r.Y adoptku nv G.M.&J.K.LOCKARD At their Works in Hlcoinaburg, l'onn"i-ly lllnnmslmr,' Iran anil Maiiiif.vttnlng c iinp..ii.l, wliere will l Lept, eonstantlj unliauJu lai Kt: ahui nui in ui Wltlto and 1 Anil inthratlH' ron domhstiu in:i'o-it:'3, and CL'1'LI.O, ULAC'KS.MITII AND HITUJIIN OL'SCOAI., at prices to Milt Hie tiaile. All Coal specially pre paled betoro leailns the Yaril. Also Plows and Thresliing Machines, ami all Mails ot Casting :iml Macaina Work. nn' ii:t'ii ni-nmnilv ettcnileil to. Tliev M'onlil resptctrnlly sen It the l'atrona,'e ot tlie I'lioll". (I. M. .1 J. K. I.U''lv.!tJ Jan. s, il-ly iiioonisuiiiB, i'.i. jnw sttoc;k ov clutiunu. AND Grisritlaraea's Droits Gl-oocia. Ready Made Qoflins t-oth ct V.'Cfil) nn.t Mni'f.T,f WAliU alnnys nn Intnl. He li nlw ttie :i i- 1 iimvrlttur In mooing hur; em! gitrruiimllnitdbtrletu ler Taflor's Tate nt Corpe PmTGr IiVttlileinrnrnrmn.vtio nrily nnil rrrefiilly t ro nerw1 tn lee t.ir nn illr.i le leii.'tn 1 1 lime. 1 lio Use M tli5 rrenern r nmv ""nmn" v' "1 inv t'.nr. t'e.tN. !thiiK. c cvea tel hup njj Ti.r I)im. tMriil- Ii 'ft r n. 1. 1 ihciuI. Also, IlhAl.sii, mi 1 LONVKy.M l.i-1 in.; u-n feSf 11. imbiber he i Hiiuhr Vi.dtrkdn' and 1'ior.iuihl'i vi di rtn'-di hn l,ninM. Jlc will wl be vnA fi'd bv tii.v in "Ixirij or nthee'ii'tdij. Ktilil.ur jiua.. Dec.ll.TI-iy rJip.-rri1fiJ",rt17t""74r"'lt"J'-"ll' M 1 FLAIL P.OAO TIME TAftl.Sii. LAYTON jvU.NYO?s. BLOO.MSUIIG, PBNN'A keeps '.onsti'.ntlj' on linnil r.'Knll nnil Complete Htock'nf which ho will sell to the Public nt Trices an law ns lo defy iwnttctitioii. ins aTot'i: corteisrs is paiit op IHOIT, ST AILS, PAT.N'l.a3i, QluS, GLASS aad PUTTT, ME0EA!I0S TOOLS A3D AGRIODI.TURAL IMPLEMENTS of nil (irculcs r.inl fttc-t Inijirovenionts, BLACKSMITHS BELLOWS. ANVILS, SLEDGE3, and HAMMERS Burtlrii's Iorso and hov?, Hwib Nailtt, Ac. PATENT WHKiili 0A) AM) WAHSHR'S PATENTS, Spokes, Ilouvy mid Light, Cnrriugc -Mniiobles, Aslos, Spring, Gum and Oil Cloth.':, Viilontmcy Yarnidlics, nnd it. general Slock of WAGON ATnD CAIUUAGK TtlAKERS GOODS iBuihlintf iMatoriuls, such as Duncaniton N.ailri, T.owid' I.eail, Eest Cblors, Pure Oil?, &c, as lov aa tiiej can be bought in the county GIVE ME A CALL AND SEE FOR YOUPJJELF. LAY TON KUNYON. sep.n.is;i-tf. David Lownxiiinta Invites attention to Ills large atid elegant sluefc of iJllilil atlilsstui-eon; MAIN STHEirr, IN Till: NEW lil.OCK, llLOOMSIintO, PA.. where lie Ins Just received tivni Neiv York anil I'hll adolplila a all nssoi lr.iunt vt MEN'S AND BOYS' CLOTHING, Uclmlln; tho lauH (aliliinable. ditrablc aud u.ma..o:at CON'S ISTIS'O OV 150 X SAUK, niocic, GUM. AND OLL CLOTH, COATS A WD PAKJTS, Of ALU WilHU tSKCS AND COLOUR lie lias ulio replcJitthoJIils alrea.tty l.'rgofctuclt oj hTitiri:i), CLOTHS AND CASSlMKI.lfl, vinniiu), AND I'L.VJK VIJSTrt, SIHIl'O. tJItAVA'M SOCKi fWI.AHS, U.NI)tU!taiIIW.S. (1WVK?, su.si'J'sm:i!Si AND VANOY AltTIOLRS. IP) lias eoastaully on liand a Jaiso nnd well aeleot- oi1 astiorttiiont of Olotlxs and ViingB, tt 'ulelilioUrrep.irikltoiaaVetoorUer Into any kind ot PUiinj, on lory rfioit police, ami tii tho best ia..:mer. All Ida dotliln h ruado to wear and most ot it lsof hoiii: maiiiifac'iiru, )U) WA'HJIIKH VXD JKWKLllY, ot' itvmx nuiuiui'imv, vinu akd ciikai', IIISOA8H OI' JKWlitJIV W NOT BUltl'ABSUD IN Tlllrt 1'IJVWL'. C'.VLI.ANDMS.SJIINi: IIIH UKNIUtAL AUSOIIT JIKNTOl' Clothing, WatcJitBi JcwJ. ry, &ov. I)AVID LON'KNJIKKO. Jul)- i.Ta-tf. HLANKS! BLANKS! KOI'. SA'J AT TUB COLUilBIN OFFiCl!. NEW HARDWARE STORE! Keep on Hand the STOCK 'A, j limlet3, tli)ii;;e.s, 'J'eee.ira. l'lii v F$i'ots and Kettles, Vans tuiil l'lii Ml things for nil sorts of lmjer., mmmmm BABDWAB rfLiAAjJ Tn flm f,n, nn il! tllO V 0111UV Wo linvo nl ' ndded to our Stock GrLASS, 3?XJrr'X' GEINDSTOKES, ScC OUR STOCK TS ('OMPLKTE In all Mr. Ilianclies, I'nrefnllv ."elected nnd ritrelin-id low for Cnsli giving in Ail v.tnttiyes for Si.lliti(; wliich can not be cxi-clkd liy any oilier Hardware Store m n, Country. GJV.E US .'.I CJLL SEE J Oil YOVUSELM We OUAllANTKi: btli in I'KICK nnd QUAMTY of our Ciomk The Largest Store in the Country. J. F. WIDEMAN & CO., Blooraslmrg, Pa :iay.-.VJ4- CAHevIAGJ AVU on hand and for nalo at lh nio-l reaioniW'- tiiUs a i)Ieudld tuck of M A N U V A 0 T 0 R V 11U)0SKI1L'U(I, l'A. M. O. S1.UAN A IlKOTlIl'.lt rjAVK i.i.reaioi t,MK3i3A(J3:r!t, VUltifiiKJi, imdovcty dofcerlptlon of Wajow both and l'ANOY, Warranted to lio m.ula cf tlio liet and most iln'-.ilile ni.i erliiH, mm liy tliu tuuat ene'lein"il tor: inrn. All null; neat mil. Iran tho ohtaMWuneiit ul i loitml In I'f of tlio lilulieat clui.tand miio .i!.t" p. r (tci italUtaelKu. They lufn ulMiullno.uetttnentot nf nil tlin iioius! und nioM fmlilonal I i uttlea ttell uui i'.ir. f.ili laudu ami of lh bett Huiterlal, An In eilon of their ttork U aked as III she. Ileveil lli.il Jiune Miperl.T call lai touud In tliOfuun try. July I. li-.i-tf. LIGHT STREET IRTGGY & CA1U1IAGE ivr a. isr xj iryi. a t o ievst mmu CAKIUAUE worn 1'. OMAN lierehf Infiirm tin pulill . th.it ho h:n enteied liitn eo.naitn.'ihiilii ttllh liliTi-i.tIier.il. I. Oman, ami Hint tlio i.it.ttiM Will luiruutur I'" londuetHd under iho llriu naino ot ii. v. o.ii iv :t mutt h '.!:. They will li.it o on luind or taanufailino lo order liUUOIlM, OA Kill Afl ICS, Sl'lUNO WAnONH, I.IOUT WAf ON'S, ItOAD WAdONS, i' nry thins In llidr lino of liu-.lne.sa, nf the beet u.iiilkil aud inoitt c niiiletn ttorkmiuiihlp, aud at low mi fit n bo u.Tonle J. thare cf l'Mc fUnmaijc it r spitluUy Win, li, f, OMAN IJIlOTlllilt. u -iy. Undorlakm tr . . . . . i . i i i mi u i' i ii i vn t ill I 1' 1. ill II l.l n.-.' i " ' i KAII.ltOAl). WIN'IT.K A ItltA NO KMKNT. NOV. 0th, liU. TIlAtNl trJVK IHTKBT Ail Krt.t Olt P, (t M'AT KXCU 1 f.D l-'nr Ncr Vork, I'lillart-l; Ida, llcndltig, I'ottbtlllo Tana'pin, le., 11,M a. m Vur CalatthM. 11,3-1 n. in. and'.ticp. t.i. l-'ur llll.it.iiport1t;,2')f.. i:i.nml4,eil r. in. TKAIXSKOH lllTKRT IKIVK A.1 POUOWF, (SUNHA t KX Chi 1 l.l'.) Leave New York, !,oo a. hi. I.eate l'hlli'ili lpl.l.i, v,'u e. in. I.c.v-0 lieai'.li.i;, ll,3ii'. t.i., Pottstlllc, 12,10 p. m. ind Ti'.in.npia, l.wi p. :n. I.eat.) CativPa,', f,is) . ri. and J.oo p. in. I.enve '.Vllllaiaiiiirt, B.rn. m. anil fi,w P. !') I'M'triftirti tu and mra Nttr York nnd l'lilladcl- plila go through tt IMiout ilaingu of car.-. .1. F WOOTEN, 5!r.y s, 171 tf. CeiiTal ftiperlntcndcnr. CKNTIt.VL KAUAVAY TvTDin'tir.itrt X . Ll'.tlf.'.M. On and after Nntemher until. Is;:), tr.Uns will leato St'NllunYiM follow: NOItTIIWAltl). Krle Mall5.:o a. rn., arrite lUinlro 11.60 a. m " iniiaiidalgua... s.'j.ip. in. " ; (Chester MS ' " Mag.ira sua " lienoto nccomtnodatlon 11.10 a. hi. in rlto Wlllliuus port UK, p. in. i:imlm .Mull 1.15 a. m., iirrlm i;!inlia la.io a. tn. Durfalo l!.prca 7, is a. in. tin iro liuiralu txu a. m. Mii"nr,vAia. . liiiffalo i:piia '.'.mi a. ru.i i ilto llarrkburg 4.to n. m " IlllltllllOlO('.ll) " i:imlra Jlall 11.15 a. in., arilvo HuirMi irg l.Mi p. in " Wiislilngtoii k:m " " Ualtlmoro ti.M) " " Washington .so " Il.irrl.sbiirg accommoilallon b.io p. m. atilie llanls biiiglo..viii. in. airlte Ilalttmorti 2.i.ta. in. " Wiishlnutim D.ia " IMo Mall 18,t5 a. in. an lie lhirilstiiirg;u5n. ta. " )i..liliniiro S.4H " " ..ifrhliigtcu lo.ro ' All dally eveept Sunday. I). M. l'.OYD, Jr., l.emral rnfeenger Agent A. .1. CA.sSATI', Heueral .Manager PENNSYLVANIA RAIL ROAD. I'liihilclhlil.i & Ki'ic II. 11. Diiision. wi.ti:iiti:u: tabi.k. OX and after St'NDA V, NOVmilKIt lfitli, ls;i, iho Tiains rn tin i'lilladelpl.la A l ilelialt lioad liltldon v.lil inn uslc-aouh: wj:st)ai:i. r a st 1. 1 n i: Icatcsnilndclil.la. j:.fr.p. m " Ileirl-liirg.... f.jup. m " Villll.lhlSpMI.. U.15 p. Ill jAii-i. naten ie,vn p. ni v.t u u. m " " ni live r.t liultulo j:ilin .MAlI.Ioatea I'hllodeli.lil.i " " " lliirrlstt i " " " " William, u.rt ' ' " Lock in -en , " " " lienoto " " nrr.ntnio IlLMIIiA MAlLloatcs rhllailelphla.... " " ' HarrP-liurg " " " Willi il.itpolt.., " " rtrr.HtLocl;i!acn LOCK 1 1 A VKJf ACCOM. lca cs'llnri Ishiirg l),15n.,m ;! '' " " William; lrt or. p. m " " " " Lock Iliiieiil.lop.iu ...11.55 p. tn ... 4.VB a. m ... t-.iii a. m , . . u. if a, in ... Il.lo a, m . e.o.i p. in ... s.i'On. in. ... l.wp.ra. . . c.i.1) p. tn. ... T.COp. in. :o: Ill.OOjIPr.Ulli.;, l'KNN'A. A fJ. 'If iris I. R Y ha on hand and for w' '-Hear' r than Iho eue:n"'t;, for cu'Ji, or tv: OMuiiiii.'j iui oiu tiasonhou reationaoio it nun OAKUIAGKrf, isuonms, AND WACiO.N ol overj ilencrlplloii ltli plain and fancy, PuiU'd" Top IW'Kles, oi'ii lluitiileji. 1'l.ilu t I aei't I'Utf'irm Spile.' WugniDi all ol the I.tted n nnd inaTu of irool mileitil and fullv wiirruiiln dtio me a eatl U love iwirlm-lliiT eisett lu re, ax 1 can lint bo lUi'l'-rsolil. 1 1 Win ll.at I mako the licit itnir ori. let ll.ti le.t.l fiimiet. Iiilmid.i pilntlur, irlininlng ur.d rtp.ilrold tvoili at lie- shorten! nullir, old siilhst. tstl.Ied and war. ranted i" tiiinl or no p.iv, I tviii exi h ihife a poi la. v.v t.n. .nijiH,. ii i . .iiiniji imiiio r. k-'i ii as iien lot k. D ne. ush. linn hleki it und lN-iih.r i.. I.ii. iiti. i .li.i mi .Imp hy the Him ol t'et iu irj . l!a. Iron uiiirom.ro i;iMiinh-;i .sieueifj, Neai a iv.s fur re inniiii ub i-rfiii. a. . ri;is,j,,v, July i, i st j tr. MM: M S Hoy Resfi 7 l'-T l'lihllilnd a inw ulitinii of Dr. Cl'I. t) VKIttt f.i.l.'M i tlrl luttit issaj en the radlial cur AVilrt '""I'O'il nuillili.i) ir Hpi reiali'iiliiiM LTlir ' r finnlii d tenl.no, li,ti.iuiiinn -,,.. 2H' "e-iHiekc, linpi.i. nij, tienliilaMl V.s.-l phji-ieal limipnitij, liupedliueiitH lo tlanluge, ile.i alu onsuin lion, K llej ay, and I'lls Indii I hj M-'lf.li.duIgaieo orieMuat vMrataguiice 1'lleh, Ac. td'l'riet, in n ttiiltd rmelnje, unhj tit icutt, Tho cek'l raled nuthor, In ll li adnUiablo OKsay clonlt demuu.lrales from a thirty yearn' Micceanu practice, thai the alarmlm; coiiioqueiioes nf self iibuwi may be ra Ucally cured ttllhout tlio ilnnroua me of Internal incdlilne or Iho npplleallon of the knifa; puiiitinir out a mode of euro nt oneo Umplo ecrti lii, und i rrictiial. by mwinKof which crery m;f t'-nr, M iiuitif r tvhat bp, eonriiilon may W, may cur himself clieaplt pjlvuti ly, und radically, :i?"l'hN Lecture fcliould be In He hands ol evciy t ouih and etery innii In the laml, seiitiiniVr seal, Inn pluln envelope, In any ad-In-, v I. paid, on receipt of klx ceidi, or two pr -tuiniw. A' -". lir-SILWIIKC'SltrAIKDY 101! PI. seiid for clrc'iur. ddn iiitllit "uti'lsher, t !1AS, .1, 0, KLIN'U A CO., UT I'.ntti ry, vn Yotk, pokt otilco lio 4,6sn, Aprils I, 'u-y JOIt I'ltlNTINO 'of every description i:xi:outi:i 1'homiti.y At tub Ooi,iw!1)un Oevwa, VASTWAl'J), . .ll.in a. m. .. fi.tfip. rn . . I'.i5 p. ni .. l".ro i. i.j ... v.iiia. iu .. .5011. in '.'.i a. in, .1 10 , .in ..li o p. in .. m 6 a, ll ... cup. II 1'IIlf A i:si'lli:ss leave Lock Itavcn. . . . r.ic a. in. ,'! , " Viitl:uarcrt ... r.55n, ' nirlrcsat li. .tl;U. iwui, ia " " I'll UUclj Ilia ... 1,1511.111. i:iiii:.MAiLii3ivcsi:rio ; " " ini'oo ' " '-. ni. ii.....:,. ' Mlllljluiiiolt " nrr. nt lhiitl.uii; " " ntr at l'UIUuleltl.la h'LMIUA MAlMMvi-u lock Ilaicn " " ' Wllll-iimport " " " S'liilairt. " ' nrr. at Hani uui- " " cir.ntriitK'U'ipiiia , NIAOAIIA aXflinstlltavceKaiio f.o n. m " ;: ;: "" w .m ' " ' fll- Unten 5.V5T 1 1 Wllllannoit. we p.in " UlblllV... . tulip. M " hit. ni I'auitlm? li'.w. p. n " IhlloiUlplila mu, nt ul1,'!,!,,r,,;P,l,1,'en',lniid west nt Pile vllh I.. AlliKhtny li. lV w':1 at tun L'ulk '"' .,.,l,.l..w,t. " '"' t,,,,t ttr''l ''M iniliin on L. S. v JiN'uKtJ ,ri,,,,," t,ulJ soulh.1"1" '"""'''"'K X. 1. W. truth , o.,. .. WM- A- IIALDWIN, J". 8''-' Oeiu nil Siit C.KO. A. IMUNC'ir cb." Organs and Muloaecna. Till: OLlllT, I.Al:ilT AND JIOtT I'FIIIXOT MiiiHiliictory in the Unilcd ?talcs. 5 4 0 0 0 Now in ue. Nn other Mimical Iniirumint ever obtained I he same popularity, IVfendfor Price I Ma. V(,llJ"a1' lU'l'KALO, N. Y ' nrsTvixsr.MtDs. I) visriivtifAiuis, I.Ki-l KIt HUtliS, uui mi'adi, I'ltOl l AMMVS, vt .i , HWll" " ir'., .tt' Neatly nnd Cliennlv j.r'ri'-d ut tbcCoLuu HUN GIUco.