RATES OF ADVERTISING.
nm
Arm
1 .,,1,11,1 llllill KVEUY t XtlDAY MOHNINU
:)tltB10I'UMU'AN JIUII.MHU WEAnTlIK
comiT HOUSE, nLOOMsnoim.i-AHJir s
CHARLES B. BROCKWAY,
KDiion and rnorntETon,
rss-T 0 Collars a tear jayaUo in aiTanco,
JOB PRINTING
.., inscriptions oxeculcd Willi ncntness nnd
ii 'patch hi rposonnhlo ruled.
VOLUME VI. - - - NO, 43.
I nolumbia Comity Official Directory,
X! JuctyM-lllAM IJKHII, IBAAO H. MON
1 ' loiiiXrtn.ttf.-Ui'not.rit iI.Uiijni.i5ii.
',, ,,f , T 'cordcr- W I M.I AMSOK 1 1. J ACOHT.
Jftornrw-
AAI10N mum,
,01- ItAAnlJUWIlT.
' ,,r WlI.I.IAM LAMOS', ,
J' ilflJ IVIUJH IIOIIIIINH, HlHAJt J.
, II.MAM BIIAl'IKll. ,
..miV f (ff-Wi i.i.i it KnirKiMCH,
j- I', .t. CAMl'llKI.I,, DANIKI, J. KB.
I.t l OlN.Nt.lt
i iiiA!ii.r.H(I.Mirni-nv.
( .ii iiuvnmcri -Isaac McUiilliUiJollN, VIC
A'lijuiOifcm'oif-Vt II.S.NYUEll.
; V t Htfrirf-Iilrpptors, B. II. M1LI.KH
,,i.a iiAwm. lIUiomsbutB, mill Joiiniuii
1.1 !:,(.. llUWl,lld, UIAnl.mUlNNI.Ii, Bed',
i'ooniBburg Official Directory.
, Uita UmiUrn (h.-.tnitN A. FuNHTON
went, II. II. (Iliorz, ('ashler. . ,,
V V.iml iimA-CltAS. It, PAXToN.Fres't ,
. Ti r n. ( ii hlcr. . .
hid f i iiu Mutual .Svm inn nmil ami fan A J
j K II. Lirn.i., Ins I., U. W. MH.I.KH,
-,Vn. I i'acoik, I'lWI,, J.II.Uoiiihon.Bcc,
1 .twin Fiesulcnt. c. o.HAiiui.uy, Hcc'y.
Ohurcli Directory.
rut' ivyi I itiAN tmnicii.
l.pv Hunt Mitchell.
i ',. . ci In1 .A. M., iJjI'.SI.
chwl ' A. I".
j iff.
,ii H trte
,jlf wiiiiicsuny. ; i'. .u.
ho pews iiLiulj strangera wcl-
Bloomcburg Directory.
,i 1 11 1 AHB JU't lecclvcd mid for sale nl Hid
Col.ltHIIIAN (Mile.
clothingTau.
ss.H LOW I SIIF.Iltt, McrehnutTnllor.Mnln
...above Amaitnu lluise,
CLOCKS, WATCllKS, &0.
, i,K, dmiorln CWeks, Watches uiul
i) . n n -t Justbclow thu Amoilcun
I t i; IIALD, Watch nml Clock maker
, then ,t corner Mnliimul Ituu Ms.
l . MIT, Wnfh nnil Clock Mnkcr.Mar-
el, below lulu.
BOOTS AND SHOES.
! KKOIIll.I'pnlerln Pools nml Bhoes, latest
, Ml htst Mvlis, corner M.UU uud Market
tn ., m llio old Post OlUce.
EiitNKY KLKlM.Mnntifactmer unit ueaicr in
MdOlllEbUlL'.
rKOFESS;NAIi.
C. llOWKll, furr.sou Dentist, I.laluBt.i
It) ubovutliot'ouil lloiwe.
......... i tii.....inin.i
Dolllccovcr llio l'lin Kulinuul llaiik.
(1 BAIIKMIV, Altorney-nt-Iaw. OUlce,-'d
, iioirln Kscliangol!loclt,iieartLo"ExcbauBi)
11, McKKIA'Y.M. l).,HnrKCim nml l'iijtlclau
, .iuiUii.ldo Main Ht below Market.
( , KUTTUIt, M, I). Siirueou and i'lij-Nielan
, Mmket street, uliovo Main.
11, KOlIIteON, Atlnrney-aM.aw, Olllec Hart
..iiin'H Uu IHl luy:, .Main street.
i. 11. V. K'NNKY, Surgeon Dentist. Ti ctli
. .s'.nelcd vllhimtpatui Main at., i.taily op
.lie KpUeopal Cliilicli,
tt. I'.VANM. M, 1., HnrRi'on ami 1'liyslclau,
. smith sldo Main street, below Jlaikit.
nil. A. I
I 17 tl '.
Tl'UNl'.lt. l'liyR'.elnnaiid s-nrcpon, of-
i nvrr Ivlelm'H llmu htoie. liMdi m o one
'c.irl. low Hev. 1). J. Waller.
'hIIiIjINEHy'iS: FANCY OtiOTW
. l'l'"TI't'.JIA:,, Mllllnriy ami Km pj (... .ids,
.OppOHllO Ll'lW"IKtl l-iiuitii,.'."'"
,i,SH MZ.IIl llAllKLKY, Milliner, r.sius.y
H uuililln' Main fctieet.
. 1 1 ancy
l.lHlIlb'
' .Miner
ii.s M. Iir.ltlilCKHON, Mlllinei
UDO'l,.Maluht uplnw Matktl.
nut. JULIA A. A: HAI1K HAH!-.
'I u atti and lli'PSH ratteruj,
ii uu west Kti.
T .1 MIi-'Kr.S IIAII.mA'n MIIIIuco i"l l"iney
1 . ods Maiiiht.,lielowAmrrlcaiillr'.e,
HOTELS AND BALOONff
I IvS HOTKIj, uy T. Dent, 'l.iylor. msl end
i ii Uuuiklrcet.
iBRCIIAKTS AND OIUVIIHS.
M Altll, Dry Ooo,l8 and Kotlous, umlli-
-leornir Main and Iron tin.
Orangovillo Diroctory
Miscollanoonn.
BLOOMSBURG, PA., FRIDAY, OCTOBER 25, 1872.
Poetical.
OOL. DEM. - VOL. XXXVI NO. 36.
Nonpnroll tyr) ons or twolnscruonn, imvr
lunertloun, urn
la,
Mm
HTACIl.
nn Inrti...
l'u. Itipn., 3.M)
Threo lnchM 8."J
Four liiclieii ...... WO
(lunrtcr column..... IP
Unit roioran
0
211.
$1.00
6110
7,00
v,m
su. e
lr.
7,'iO
0.W
1I.W
t.mi iio.oo
l?,'j, (i,,i;w
14 01
17.IM
H.00 20.01)
80,00
Ouo column 30" M,M 40,w w-w
Dlt. HCIIUINO ft llKOTHUn.Carpcnlcrardid
. llulldcrn, Main nU, liolow Vine,
HIIICIC llOTKI, nnd rrfrpshmcnt Saloon, by
Uolirl.rilenry cor.or Main and l'lncst.
nil. O.A.MF.OAnnF.lriiyslclnnnnd8nrgcou
Main Kl,, licit iloorlodiMHl'B lintel,
DAV1I) llknUiNO, KloiirnnilOrlstMlll.nnii
Dealer In.iiraln, Mill Hltcel.
- . -- -.
TAMKH 11, HAlt.MAN, Cabinet Maker and Un
t) derlakcr. Main Ht., below Pine.
VjlJllUYMnt (c CO., Iron fouiiners.Maclilnlsts
O and Mannlactiiieis of plows, MlllHt.
CAMll':l,HHAlti'f,K8H,MalteroftliolIiiylitirsl
O Ornln Cradle Main Hi.
nrll.tilAM DI'.l.ONO Rhoemakcrand innniifac'
( Hirer of llrlclt, Mill Bt., west of l'ino
r E N T I S T 11 Y
ii. o. itowun, in
Ilcspectfiilly oilers mi profcsHionai services to
llio ladles and trmtlcmon of llloomslnirannd vi,
clnlty. Ho la prepared to attend tnnlltuo vnrl.
ons operatlom In tlio llno.of Ills profession, nnd
Is provided with tlio latest Immwcil 1'oncr.i.Atn
Tr.KTlI which will bo Inserted on cold plating
s lver and rn liner ussoto iook ns wen nHino nni
urnlleetli. Teeth extracted by nil tlio now niii
mnslnpprovcd methods, nnd nil operations on
tlio teeth carefully mid propel ly nltended to,
lies uenco and o lleo n low uoors nnnvo me
Court Ifottsoisamo side.
liiiiomsnuri;, jau,i'7i ir
J N S U 11 A N OK
Wyoming
T.llia,.,
Philadelphia Directory.
Y"AiNvIuaiiT & COm
WllOLESALK anOCLUH,
N. i:. Corner Second and Arch .Streets,
I'ltiLAiiri.riilA,
Dealers In
TUAH, BYllUrS, COKl' Hi:, UMIAK, MOIjABSKS
kick, Bt'tcrs, m CAnn soda, ac, &e.
rOrders will rccdvo rrompt ntlcutlou.
may I0,U7-tf.
Orient
lloyni nr Liverpool
Dnnvllle Mutual
MprlnRtloiu
(lermanla, N. Y
international r..x H
Knriners Dativlllo,-
Lancaster City
item?
V'UKAH 1IIIOWN. Antnt.
m.n2r;i-ly. llLoowmiuno In.
AGENCY.
$ao.oo'
, 4,nri,oii(
nuo.eoo
, Ki.UIU.140
il'.UUO
670,11111
BliO.nco
U'r.78)
WJO.U 1
210.600
21UW,1'00
11 INK LEY KNITTING MACHINE
H
HAU
VHY 13. WALKEK,
ME All, SCUltOl'P & CO.,
isii'oii'rri'.s AKrijoiiiiti.soF
CI'IN'A, AND liUUKNftWAIii:,
No. 108 XOIITII f'lXONDHT.,
l'HILADni.rillA.
tt Oilitlnnl nMn.rlrtt paflinges of (liippiiswnro
eiiithlanllv oil Ittiml. Ieb2:l'7l(.
Tin: HiMn.rsT, cnrAi'i-w and m bt in
uhiii ii ah hut oKic ni:i:dli:i a
CiiILD CAN HUN IT I
Dcfcl&ncu .riclally for tlio use of families, nml
rdlis who ilulif tokiilt lor tlio lnnrkil. Will
do every Ulltli of llio knitting In n blocking,
wliUiilniiiiml lianovlnc us readily ns by hand.
Am MiWndld fi.r Moistdls pud fancy work,
TAK1MJ KIVi: lill l l.llKM- KlDK 01
KTl'lCHI Aio iry tny In inimat.'e, and not
an u to let out ot i:ii;ci. l.Miy iiiiiinysiieiuu
bave one.
wo Minn an Aacni in ieiv iomii to intrnuueo
nml Fill tin lit. Iimi bom ueulli r llio most liberal
Induce tncnlF. (lid If.rourCluularundhauiblo
Mini UIiil'. Aililrtss.
nov. l(V7My. Until, Mo.
Btisincras Oaxda.
rr
I.
E.
H. LITTLE',
ATTOKKEY AT LAW,
he CliUIM
Olllce Cotut-IInnsn Alley, below
HAN Olllce, lllooinsbuit; l'a.
c. B-
UKOCKWAY,
Ai"ion:inv at law,
iii.ooMsnuitn, r..
flifOKrirp Coutt Houso Alley, lit tbn Co
LIIMIIIAN bulldlus. J"Ul,'67.
Ofrtco ConU IIouso
1IIAN
collected
M.ILLEK,
ATT0I1NKY AT UVW
Alley, below tlio CoLCM-
CO l.Olltl. 11 llllill ,Hir, III'IIM lilt' VULLOl-
Ofllce, Doltntles, llnek-I'ny nnd renslons
:ted, Dloomsbnri!l,n.sep.2U'07
JOHN M. CLAltK,
ATTOltNEY AT LAV.
OFl'irr, nbovo
lllnoinsburg, l'a.
Mower's Store, Mnln street,
0. KOWE K,
nits oi eiicd n Brst-class
110OT, S1IOI1, HAT CAD, AND tVH bTUUR
p.l tlio old stand on AraliiBlrecl.Illnniiisburs.nfow
dotirs nbovo tho Court House, lllsstoelcl.seom
iM.sedirtlivervialestamt tiest styles over otter
ed tn tlio citizens of Columbia County. Hoeau
neeomniuilalo tho piibllcwlttilbofollowliii;oods
nt tlio lowest rates. Men's heavy iloulitu toled
slon boots, men's double nnd single tap soled
kip boots, men's heavy stojn shoes ofall kinds,
men's rlno hoots nnd shoes of nil grades, boy's
doublesoled boots niul.shoesorall kinds, men's
Rlovo kid Dalmoral sboes.men's, women's, boys's
and misses' liibllnji: gaiters, women's idovo kid
lollsh very lliiD.wiinii u'snioroceii Ilaltuornlsand
calf shoes, women's very tlno kid buttoned cull
ers, in snoit oonis ot an uescriptioua uom peg
gcd andsewed.
Ho would aKocnll attention to his One assort
ment of
ath, CAra.Kuns and notions.
which comprises all the new nnd populm vari
eties nL nriceswhlehcannotfalllosillLall. Thoso
I goods nro ollcred atthu lowest cash rales and
will bo Ktiarnntced toulvo satisfaction. A call
Is solicited ueiore purchasing eiscwncro as li la
believed that better bargains nro to be found
than nt nny other place In the county.
Jan DZl
JOBEltT F,
CLAIIK,
ATTOItNKY AT LAW,
Ofllco Main Hlreet below tho Court Houso.
Bloonisburri l'cnn'n.
THE JllMMOTII OllOCEllY 1
j. ii. n A iz i:,
Main at., corner of Centre, Uloom3'
linrg, l'a,
Una nn extensive stock, of
FINE FAMILY GROCEHIES,
which ho oirers lo tho public nt tho Very lowest
CASH PRICKS.
HIsKoods nrelho best 111 tho market, nnd nro
sold lit rates so low that hoennnot sell on cred
it, Ills plan Is to hnvo llrst elasi goods nnd soil
for ensh,
FOlt CASH AND CASH ONLY.
Illootnsbtirt'.Oct. Hill, 1S72.
Ji5500y OO CSn "Banls.
CUiAND GIFT CONCERT.
I'ostiinnoV to Ilcccmlici- 7, lSia.
i
filiiE sKcoNii nuANn (iirTCo.vrKitTiN Ato oy
I tho l'ubllc Library of Kentucky, nnuotineed
lor September 24tli, lias been postponed lo De
cember 7, 1H7VI, becausutho necumulntloii of
orders tho few days beforo tlm drnwlni? made It
physically impossible lo llll them without a few
days' delay, nnd ns n short postponement waa
Inevitable, It was determined to ileler It lo n
lime, that would malm a. lull drawing sure
by tho salo of all tho tltkets.
Tho money m pessary to pay In full all tho
nllpreil gilts Is now upon deposit In tho Farmers'
and Drovers' Ilatik, ns will lio seen by tho lol
lowing cerllllcntu oflho Cashier !
FA li. units' AND DhovkicV Dank.
LoUisVILI.r:, KY Bepl. lid, ls72. )
This Is to certify that thero Is now on deposit
In this bank over half n million ofdolliusto tho
credit of tho (Jill Cnnccrl fund. SiOJ.UU) cfwhlcli
Is held by this bank ns Treasurer nl tho Public.
Library of Kentncky lo pay oil' nil gifts lo bo
nwaidednt tho druwlng. ..
It, S. VKAClf, Cashier.
1,000 Prizes, clnolllitliiK lo
$5003ooo insr csee,
will bo awarded, Iho highest prlzo bclnR 5100,000
Si O.IAO, SS.UiO, nnd down In legular grudnlloii to
SIR', which Is tho lowest.
Tho drnwlni! will positively nnd unequivocally
tnko place December 7. Agenlsnro pereniptorf
ly r (nulred to close sab saudinaiio returns No
vo ruber .3, lu order to glvo nmplo t lino fo tho
Itiiul iirrangoments. Orders for tickets nrnppll
c.Ulouii lor 01 pulnrssl'ould bo addressed to
cv. T1ICB. K llItAMLlirril,
l'ubllc Llbrniy of Kentucky,
Agent Loulsvlllo, Ky.
B
FRANK ZARFv
. WHIlIl, Conrectlouery ami
olesalo nnd lelall, Ilxihiingo lib '
I nt..
I..
ATTOItNKY AT LAW,
DLOOMSliultU, PA.
Oillco wllh J. a. l-rce?e,Ilrowcr s Illock.
Can Lo coi'.Millcd in Oerninr orEnpllsh.
mchJO ,-lf
VrEV,r STOVE AND TIN SHOP.
IH.VIAH HAaCNUUCU,
Main Stieot one door above K MeuduuunU's
Mini e.
A largo nssorlnieni of Htov.s, Heaters and
lliiiiKiseoiistaiilly on hand, and lor salo at the
lowest rales. , .
Tinning In nil its liranchescnrcfnlly alleudedlo,
amlsatlslJCtlon gunrnutted.
Tin work of nil kinds wholesale and retail, A
'. Mai Is requested.
Jan 1'71
jgLOOMSBUKG
III A R II L i:
W O It II s.
II0Wi:il, lints and ('nps.Dootsiii.ilKhoes,
.nn st., nbovo Couit Houso.
lino Oro
Ac, Muln
M.MZE, Ilniiimcth (Irocpry,
nes, Fruits, MUb, Piovlslon,
inlru Htieels.
I. I LVY, NF.AL A CO.,ilcalcislnliry (inculs,
(riieeiles, Flour, Feed, Hall, Fish. Iiou.Nalls,
.1. 11. cor. Main and Maiket tin.
II, .MILLLK & HON, dealers lu Dry Hoods,
l.iocerlo, (lueenswaie, Flour, Hall, bhoes,
ions, He, Main st.
MISCELLANEOUS.
' 1IH1STMAN, Knddlp, Trunk a Harness
ii i.i r, Bhlvo's r.hs'k Main Hlicct.
A liiilll'.INH, liquor denlerseeond door lrom
ittuwest cornir Main nnd Iron Ms.
rilOUNTuN Wall Purer. Window bhrnles
il llstmcF. 1. inert bloik, Malnst.
v. .oci.M.L, Fornllnro ltoonis, three Mory
nil. llnlii I'neit, wtst ol Maiket st.
It eNSIOlK.I 'i.nographer.overllobblnii
1. 1 yer's Btore, Main st. .
in llH.ilenlerln Mrat, Tallow, ftp., Chenv
n'ri ulicy, rcaroi Amerleau House.
1'H, .lACWIY, Mnible nnd llrnwn Wtimo
.rks, Uast lllonni. burg, flei wick ruiid.
I'Allll, diulprln lui'ilture.lniiiks, tedet
v. lnw wain, near tho Finks Hotel.
main STiirrT, nnrow maiickt,
HLOOMbUUllO, l'A.
Mr,.iMnrtil, 'rntnbji. ltradslolirs. Ap. Work
mally isteulcd. Oideis by mall "will receive
special allentlon, JS. is. wont uemcicn ii-eoin
charse. j , i uuritii, l inprii uir.
octll.'71-ir. P. O. Uox OT.
TARGA1NS BAKGAINS.
QUICK RAI.KH AMI (1MA1.1. 1'HOHTB.
BAVK YOUK MONKY,
(jo to
1IKN11Y YOST.
KdKl lllnomsbiirg. Pa., lor till itluds ot the best
in no uuu cuv lnano
K U II N I T U It F. .
Prices rersouabloand tho ber wnk done.
Jan l'7i-lf
"i'ULCAN AVOltKS, '
DANVILLE
PA.
WILLIAM II. IVW,
Mnnufiielnrpror Winugbt lion Ilrldgcs, llolleis,
fl,.Llwl,lr.iu l.'l,eniii(ir Hllllililli'S. Wlllllllhl llOll
lloollng, Hoofing Flames, Flnni ing mid Donis,
Farm (jiiles and fenelng, also Wmiight lion pip
ing, Walks and all kinds ot S-mltli WuilcAu.
Ki'palis promptly nllpiuled to.
N.ll. Diawings and Kstlmutis supplied.
oi't27'71-ly.
II. 11IDLKMAN, Agent lor M iiiiKin'i O
lul.iiliii LlghlulU!; Unit.
'PI er
wri:ii.(ilno Maker, and White nmlFaucy
, inline r.hcottowu.
T EKNIIAKD ST01INEH
Would lufoini his filendi nml llio public that
ho h.us taken possession ot
THE OXiHD
iy hi in
THE OTJ A NG E VI LLE MANUFAC
TUHINtS COMPANY.
MASVFACIDIIEBS OF
AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS
of the most Approved ratlcrus.
mill Clearing,
.Toljliiltg-,
:ti:il (.'iihlliigs
of nil descrlplloiH.
DKALEI1H IN
Gcnoinl Mercliaiulitc, Lumber, &.i,&.e.
ORANGEVILLE, PA.
Wo would nnnounco to llio nubile In general
that wo hao taken tho well known Agrleullur
n 1 Works ot this place nnd bhallmnko II our aim
to maiiiifacluio Mrs! Class Aericultural linnle-
nienls equal to nny other makers In tho Blnle.
such us
Ttircslilu? Ulaclilncs,
lloth Lover nnd Tread Power.
IMoivn of cvci'3- Dcscrliitloii,
nmoug which will bo the celebrated
KNOB MOUNTAIN HERO,
acknowledged by nil lobo tho best plow extant
ior inoiarmer, aiso ino
CIi:'.si:iiioii, .Sterns' l'sttcnt nml
TIso jroiitrose.
ALSO, DOUBLE "CORN PLOWS,
full Irttlurs,
Iron Etcttlcs,
nml CastlngH
of every di sci Iptlon. Wo shall uso uono but tho
ni'sl uiaieri.'iis nun einpiny iionu nut iiiiiiimein
nnd experlenei'd nieehaules and our prices will
coiupaiu l.ivorably with nny oilier luamiiuclur-(if-
. .. . .
cnuniry l'louucp, i.nmner, mn iron, uiiicii in
exi'biingo. Wo nlso bason sloio lu conueetlon
with our Agrlcultinul Works, wheiH uinv bo
round a nil! nsMirinient, in .iiianjiiANUiMK
.'liiih will bo sold nL smnll mollis. (Jive us n
call l.eliuo puieliaslug elsewliero nnd wo guur
ault u satistiicllou.
lii'ili-u'.- T.-isr.
Ho'!;el3.
QARRIAGE MANUFACTORY,
Bloomsborg, Pa.
M. C. 8L0AH A I1R0THKH
Hnvo on hand nnd for Ralo nt tho most re.isoun'
Die rates a splendid Block of
CARRIAGES, IlUaaiF,
mid evory description of Wagons both
FLAIN AND FANCY
wnrrnnted to be niado of the best nnd most dur
nblo materials, and by tho most experienced
workmen. All svorlr, sent out from tlio estab
lishment will bo fou ndto bo of tho highest class
andsurotoglvo period satisfaction, They have
uiau u uuu Kaaui lujiui ui
h h k i a ii b
Of nil lllO ncCCRt nml mnRt fnchlnnntilA Dnin
,btu(ij Hittuauuu uimu utsi mater
ials, Anlnfijipctlon of thoir work Is nslrfd ns Itl
believed mat none superior can bo found Jntlio
THE BEST, CHEAPEST,
(,'rccn l'lclils Just In Sight.
At llio portals of the morning
Btooiln child with dainty feet,
All about 1 1 1 1 it golden eunslilne,
Pearly dew nnd blossom sweet j
And with tonJir, dimpled lingers,
Plucked ho Ilowers Irish and fair,
And llio overhanging branches
Bhowercd tho dew-drops In Ills linlr.
Looking forward o'er life's pathway,
Haw ho broader Holds of green,
Bkles wllh anowy clouds soilcecy,
Hero nnd thero blno shreds between j
And with Bwlftly Hying footsteps,
Blnrted ho for fields moro bright ;
Hut In vain ho hurried onward
They wcrs nlwaya ust In sight.
Warmer, brighter, grew tho suushlno,
Ilroadcr, rougher grow tho wny j
Hut with green fields Just beforo lilm,
Nothing could uta footsteps stny j
Bo ho wnudorod on till manhood
Took tlio plnco of childhood fair,
Then ho threw nsldo his Ilowers
Wiped tho dew-drops from his hair.
Ouwird, onwnrj, lolling, striving,
Holplng others Willi his might,
PiRliod tui that tlio blooming fields,
That mo always Just In sight
I.ny within the coll dark river ;
Hero wo only wish nnd wait
Till Iho Master calls us over,
And unburn tho pearly gale.
Miscellaneous.
SMUICK.
I was proceeding to Alma Muter, at
tho eoiielusloti of ouo of tho vacations,
mid had taken my plnco in tho train
Which was to bear mo thither. I was
tho solo occupant of tho compartment,
and tlio train was on tho point of 'foro tho
startliig, when tho door of tho carrlago you."
was suddenly thrown open, aud an old "Can't do It. sir . was tho Guard's fin
ccnueirjnn ontercu tne compartment.- swer. "The gentleman's perfectly
Ho was a sour-lookinc; old follow of ricut; you hnvo i:ot into a wrong com-
about sixty years ot age, evidently bent purtmcnt : this is a smoking cirrlago."
train had hardly como to a dead stop
before down wont tho window, nnd out
popped tlio seal-skin cap mid its contents.
"Gunrd, guard 1" I heard mm ex
claim,
But no guard replied lo his sum
mons.
Evidently fearing that tho train would
movo oil" beforo ho had accomplished his
purpose with regard to mc, ho bawled
out again at tho top of his volco :
Guard, guard, porter 1 why don't
you como when I call ?"
Tho last question was audrcs3cd to tho
approaching form of tlio first named in
dividual. My companion, seeing that
ho was about to receive nttentlon, drow
his head into tho cirrlago again, and
resumed his scat. In another momont
tho head nnd shoulders of tho guard
showed themselves at tho window.
Tlio old gentleman was on tho point of
speaking, when I forestalled hltn.
"Oh, guard," I said very quietly,
"hero's a gcnlloman who has an objec
tion to smoking-mlstnko In thocarriago,
I supposed. Would you bo so good na to
llnd him uscat in anothor compart
ment V"
Tho guard smlled,nnd tho old gentle
man stared at mo in nma.omciit. IIo
did not understand his mistake
"What do you mean by this imperti
nence, sir?" ho asked fiercely.
"Guard, I order you to turn this man
out of tho earilago ; ho has been nnnoy
lng mo with smoking, Inspltoof my
having repeatedly asked him to desist.
If you do not do so, and find out his
name, so Hint ho may bo summoned bo-
magistrates, I shall report
upon taking tho utmost caro of himself.
IIo woro a long great coat, which reach
ed almost to his heels and over this was
thrown a short wrapper; his throat wa3
carefully swathed in thofoldsofa thick,
red woolen comforter. Ho did not ap
pear to rac to Do at all iho sort of person
with wllom ono could ontor into a con
versation at a moment's notice.
Tho train moved slowly outof tho sta
tion, nnd tho old gentlemnn began to
mako hlsnrrangcraents for tho journey.
Ho proceeded to unlock nnd open a
somowhnt bulky, black traveling bag,
extracted a seal skin cap,which ho plac
ed upon his head, drawing the ilaps
down over his ears and tying them un-
"Smoklug carriage 1" said old crusty;
apparently ho was not awaro of this ro
cent strldo in civilization by tlio railway
companies.
"Yes, sir. Now sir, if you aro going
to chnrigo your scat, you must bo quick
about it ; wo can't wnlt hero nil day."
Handing his black bag nnd other
traps to the guard, ho hobbled out of tho
carriage, casting a glanco full of malig
nance on mo as ho passed. When ho
had alighted on tlio platform, I saw him
slowly fccrutinb.o tho board which noti
fied that tho carriage in which I was
seated was devoted to tho uso of those
who indulged in tho habit of smoking.
I could not resist saying ; "Good day,
dor his chin. Ho next produced a large 8ir. youm kmnv a sm0king carrlngo
fur slipper, Into which ho inserted his
ungainly feet. His bootmakor must
hnvo been a man o f no ordinary genius
for how ho had contrived to induco tho
coverings of tho old man's feet to nc-
comraodato themselves to tho nuraer-
another time, I think.whonyouscoit."
After that I saw no moro of my old
friend, though I looked out of tlio car
rlngo window at overy station at which
wo stopped, for tho purposo of seeing if
ho alighted. Apparently, however, his
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now In uso aro tho
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They cover onc-thlrd moro surface last longer
and cost less than White Lead, tho plnco of
which they nro very gcuorally taking where
economy, durability and neatness nro desired,
near what our Practical Painters says :
ii gis es megrent. picnsuro to recommend y
SlatoP.ilnts-js supplying a need wo havoli
ous krrhs which -overspread them In journey was n longer ono thnn minu.for
inomo3ninu3uaipiacesnasovcrremnin- i reached my destination without get
ou a mystery 10 mo. ting another sight ofhim.
uuuu ii. mi ..u euum iu. M coll career closed, and I camo
thoso two ox remit ics of tab person ho bem (o rc,ld for th(J bar About ax
dived ft third time , into the bag. "What mna gt ,
next?" 1 hough , watching him wi h h hom j h
u great, ileal oi curiosity. An air-cusii
our
nn..
felt, nnd overcomlna n grent difficulty, which
has long been acknowledged by nil practical
Pnlnters, namely tho oxidation of Whlto Lead,
by tho ntmospheii', causing It to crumble or
chalk olt,
I mn satisfied they will paint onc-thlnl moro
Mirfui'onnil Inn belter manner luniinm other
pigment I havo over used.
... , , ui:o. c. (JoiLD.
Kingston, Juno 25. 1'7?.
Wo eheerlully concur In tho nbovo opinion ex
picsscd by Mr. tleo.C. Oould.
II. If. VANNATTA,
A.W. MONItOU,
II. 1'. HICKS,
Dloomsburu, Pa.
M..MI I OH I'lllt'llI.TiT, AXllHAMI'I.KCAl'.n.
DKF.lIKIt, IlKAY ft CO.,
Bolo Mauulnrtureis-,
sept, (t,';:-:!in, Unpen, Pa.
IIT.ATdll.KY'H
Iiitnrmi it (ui ttnil.i r Uonil l'niiiti.
'lusloless, Durable, F.tllclcut
nnd Cheap. Tho best Pump lor
tho least money. Attention is
especially invited to Match
ley's I'.tleut Impioved llrack
ttniul New Drop Check Volvo,
wlilchenii bo withdrawn with
out lciiiovlng I liu Pump or
dlatui'htng tho Joints, Also,
tho Copper Chamber, sthleli
never (lacks or scales, nnd
wilt outlast nny other. For
sale by Dealers eveiywheio.
l-eiul for Catalogue and Pi Ice
List. ('has. O. llr.ATriir.i".v,M'rr.
tiinl CoiumeueBt,, 1'lilkul.l. l'.i
ion I This ho Inllated carofully and
placed bchiud ids shoulder-blades. I
nover could conceive why this was done,
for tho back of tho carriago was excel
lently padded. IIo then drow on a pair
of thick knitted gloves, spread n rail
way rug over hU knees, and appeared
to be inado up for thojourney.
I then proceeded to put my ideas of
comfort in force,
with tho Ashtons, with whom
nlways been on terras of grent intimacy.
Consequently during the young lady's
stay thero I saw a grent deal of her; tho
fact Is, hardly a day passed without
my spending a portion of it at tho Ash
ton hou30. The moro I saw of Amy
Hnrrls tho moro I desired to seo of her,
nnd 1 mado her an offer; you kuow
wllh what result slio referred mo to
without n good deal of nnxloty nt tho
result ol my answer :
"I cortnlnly nm n smoker, though
not to a groat cxtont ; I hbpo you hnvo
no objection to tho habit."
"lint I havo n most decided objection
to tho filthy hnblt, and nm sorry, Mr.
Allen that I was not awnro of this fact
beforo you stnrtcd on your Journey
down hero, for you would hnvo been
spared tho nntfoynnco of n fruitless er
rand. I so much dlsapprovo of smoking
that I would not for n moment ontortnln
a proposnl for my daughter's hnnd from
any ono who Indulged In it; I prcsumo
that thoro Is nothing moro to bo said,
nnd that our lntcrviow mny bo conside
red nt nn end. I nm sorry you should
hnvo had nil this unnecessary trouble.
Good "
"Ono momont, Mr. Harris," I ox
claimed. "Surely this need not bo tho
causoof any difficulty. Rather than bo
deprived of Amy, I will discontinue
smoking ; it will requlro a great deal of
self-denial ou my part to break off tho
habit, I admit ; but I am rendy to mako
nny sacrlfico rather thnn loso Amy."
"Oh 1 that certnluly niters tho case."
ho replied. "I was hardly picparod
for this. II you will glvo mo your
word of honor that so long as you aro
engaged to my daughter, and after you
have married her, if such marriage
should tnko plnco, you will abstain
from smoking without my permission,
I will rovoko my refusal of consent to
your cngagmeut with Amy."
I bound myself by word of honor
that It should bo so, nnd my engage
ment dated from that moment. He
had certainly paid mo ofT for fumigat
ing him in tho railway carriago with n
vengeance. I hoped from his saying
that I was not to smoko without his
consent that ho would occasionally give
mo permission to do so; but not a
Whiff, though I did hint to him on Sev
ern! subsequent occasions that I bellov
cd my digestive organs were becom
ing impaired by tho vant of tho
weed.
Amy nnd I wcro married.
As soon as our honoymoon was over,
wo set our wits to work to hit upon a
plan for bringing old Harris to reason,
and after a long consultation, decided
upon a courso which wo thought would
havo tho desired effect. Amy there
fore wrote to Mr. Harris, to ask him to
spend a few weeks with us(ho is a wid
ower, by the by,) to which request he
graciously acceded. Tho day beforo his
arrival I bought a fumlgator for the
purposo of fumigating plants with
tobacco with a viow to destroying littlo
insects which frequently congregnto
upon them. I also purchased several
pounds of tho strongest tobacco I could
lay my hands upon. I then set tho boy
to work nt tho mnchino in overy room
of tho house, so that tho smoko becamo
so denso that it was ncfually difficult
for us to seo ono another. Tho con
sequenco was that on tho day of Mr.
Harris' arrival thero was a most sick
ening stench of stalo tobacco smoko
pervading tlio house. I had told tho
boy to glvo tho bed room intended for
Mr. Harris a double dose, which ho did
As soon as tho old gentleman set foot
in tho hall ho began to sniff vigorously;
then ho turned upon mo a most wither
ing look. Ho did not say another thing
to me, however, and shortly afterwards
I loft him alone with Amy. Directly
i nau quitted tne room, slio told mo
that ho had accused mo of having bro
oi-ce. I drow out ray cigar Le3borou a smaU j)laco al)0ut ken my word in regard to tho smoking,
"d a weed, and had Just ... miIn, hovond Oxford. To Lcs- Sho positively stuto.l that I had
In tho Hxehango Dlctk, lo long occupied
nnd will party on Iho business ol a
FIRST-CLASS B A K 13 BY,
lie brings In tlio business an experlpucn ol many
siarsninl nssuies tho eoiiimuully Hint ho w 111
furnish Iho instill mean, canes, liiiis.iiisiiiii.ive,
fresh t very day. Hopioposes also lo keep on
liana a laigo ami wen ussoiieu sioc,.. ui
FINE CONFECTIONERY,
V iTK llOOK'B, nnd blank NOTI'.H,svith or with
J out exemption, fur sale nl tho Coi.uiiiiian
OUfC.
Catawinsa.
I) 1' DA LLM AN, Merchant Tailor, Bccond Bt.
ll.Uobblm,' lltilldlug.
ItoniHNB, Burgeon ami Physician
neiow Mnin,
lH,J. 1
W Kecoud Bt
( I.IIEHT .V KLlNK.diygoods.groccrlis.and
' general merchandise, Main Blreot
I n. KISTLIIK, "i nttawdi.sn House," North
' , Curner Mnlu and Becoud Btieets,
f.r ,.11 i.rndfti. t'rr neb pallillrs nnd Ill0-0 0f do
mestic maiiiilaetiiip.alwaystiibohad.whiilesalo
anil rutin at lowest une. juijoiuiug inu i.anuj
mid conieclioiiery isn won t-biiiunsucii
RESTAURAWS,
whero may bo found Alo and Laser, and lto
liesbiiiiiils, Oysleislu season and Iho various
lilt In lU'llinclib si lilch suit thopubllo luste. 'i hoi o
Is nlso u
FINE ICE CREAM SALOON,
over the conieclioiiery store, srliero ladles nnd
gentlemen cuu obtain Iho best of leu Cuum lu
season.
A fair ilinie of llio publlo euslom is lequesled
and uoriilnswlll be spared to insuio s iiimi i
tloti . upilU0,'7MI
111 E ESPY HOTEL.
P.SPY, COI.UM1UA COUNTY, PA.
Tlio uudorslgncd svoulil Infi rm the travelling
nihil,- Unit bo bus taken the above named eslab-
uiiin.Mii. nn. I I iiiirmiL'lilv r.-tltiid the same tor
the pel net convenience nf his guests. Ills larder
win ho stocked with tho best the market lUfoi'ds,
The choicest liquors, whits and clgaraalways to
uo lounii in ins uor. .
vj1jL.i.m rrvi j . ..
.sps . Pa,
.1. THORNTON
III. svoulil iiiiiiouncolntho elllcnsof lllooms
Iniig and vicinity, that ho bit Just uci.lv. da lull
uiul compiuu ussonmcui oi
WALL PAPHlt. WINDOW BHADLB,
i'lxnjisia, cor.ns, TAsarLs,
runt uti ntiu'T ponds In Is Hue of business. All
llio lll';esi tlllll llionl. "I'l'iovm puiieiiis ui lilt.
day aiu always to tie iouuu in uisesiaunsumenu
....... ii , .Mill,, SI, l,ulnw Mnrbot
KI ILF.lt, llllliird Baloon, Oysters, nnd lie
. I'lcnm lu Fcnsnu Mnlubl,
MM. imoilHT, denier In (loucrnlMerchandlto
. Dry (Jnnds, Groceries Ac.
s'l .'IJUKIIAN.NA or lirlck Hotel, B. Koslen
m liumler Pioprlelor.soulh-eaHtcoruerMaiunud
-"lUdBtitet,
TyJI. II, AI1110TT, Attorney nt lasr, Mnlu Bt.
Light Stroot.
F. OMAN & Cr... WheolwilgbtH, Itlsl door
nbovo Bchool Houso.
II.
101IN A.OMAN, Manufacturer mid dealer In
l.ools nnd Bhoes
1) H. FNT, dealer lu Btovis and Tin ware I
EW DRUG STORE.
CHRIS. A. KLEIM
.Mi B
utinu, suh-xluu it utu, uuii nau juai i . ... ., .A i -r,..i nu t
borouKli. therefore. Jn a few days. I
repaired, having been preceded by
Amy and also by a letter, from Frauk
Ashton (who was well acquainted with
ATV TTnrrtiA jnvinrr Mint. T vunu wnll nlT
troubloinomuchj'io I proceeded to light,! Qf rc3pL.ctAijio family, and, iu fact, iu
lln 'mil in nnntlini nlnmnnl sunn lilri.v. I '
overy way a desirablo son- in-law. Mr,
struck a light, when I heard n slight
movement proceeding from my com
pnnlon. I looked up; his eyes woro
ilxcd intently upon mo; ho was closely
observing my actions. This did not
Uvln,. , unbilled II o l r.tllllSM.fi!. P. 1 1.11'.
nn iii?iHlittll(MlliUll.lul,u .1 oldil.lnillii .li
of
CAKHYINQ TflH
DHUOH,
ClIIIMICAI.",
1 nil Its biauchca
lll U'It FNT, Miller, mid dialer In nil kinds oi
lurchnted' 1',t'llr. 4c A" klnd" olOralu
Espy.
II w
i .am
I'llUAll. Hlitolii liiii.w I imii Kilt
11 U Hex MMl fucluitug.
M
Buck Horn.
A O.W. II. uiini.'f At.-i'ii ,iAnu,. ,
' eoojs, cimiliri, s p it g.nernl merchniidso
PATF..NT Mi:i)I(,'INlJ4,
I
JOILl.TAUTICLr.-4,
lANCYOAPH,
iinuanuy,.e.,Ao,
Ami n gcneinl nsi-nilmuitof llio ehr.Ktst goods
usually found lu llistiliissittulillsliini'iils,
Pbyklelniis' Prtscilptlousnnd l'unilly UiilpiH
t'liHlulIy Coiiipouuded,
ou miiiiUij k, op. u Hum 8 u, in,, lu 10 n. in., nnd
nomzp, iu,, u 1 1', in,
, Ul'liMAN AND I'Kdl-ISII BPOKKN.
iibu;j ti
UNITED STATES JIAIL
lir.TWHHN
New York, Coil and Liverpool.
NKW AMD I'ULL-POWHltED BTHAJIPHIPt".
OOIIANH', UHPIIIILIO. 1IALTIO, CKLTIC,
ATLANTIC,
Balling Irora New York on HATUHDAYH, fioin
Liverpool on TllUltsllAYB. culling nt Cork
Haibnrencli svay. From the Wbltu Btar Dock,
I'avoula Ferry, Jeucy city,
vmscm-cr uccommodalioua (for nil classes)
urn Watted, combining
BAFIHT, BFI.KI), AND COMFOHT.
Bnloons, slnle-rooma, smoking-room and bath
rooms lu midship sicllou, ssheio least motion Is
lell.
Burgeons aud stcwardctecii accompany
tin se sliumers.
ii ite-Kiilnnn. tsa cold. Bteernce. 130 purren-
py, 'ilioso silshlng toteiid lor Irlends from tho
Old ( ouniry can now iiutiuu sieernge prepam
eel lllll'llll'H, V).i eiuieiivj'.
mi. CAHPICNTEU.
ISO MULBI3RRY STREET, '
NF.WAltK. N. J.
Is now treating siiecossfully,
consiimiitton, 2Jronc.ii til.
and nil diseases of Iho Throat uml Lungs, wllh
Compound mf.uioated inhalations,
CUNXISNTltA 1 lill Mini), AND
couaii BVitui'.
Dnrlrg tho past ten year Dr. Curpeuler has
treated and cured thousands ol eases of thu
nbovo named diseases, and has now iu his pos
session ecrtltleates nl cures Irnm uvery part of
Ihecouuiry, .no iiiiiaiuiion is uremueu iiiiecny
Inln llio tunes, southlmr mid heattmr over nil
Inllstned hiirlaees. enterlnii llllo tho blood, it
Imparts vitality ns It permeates to every liart of
the system Tho beiisatlou Is not unpleasant
anil llio ursL inuaiaiiou.oiieu gives very uecitieu
relief, particularly when there Is inurhdlllicully
oi'lireiillilnir. Under the lullueuce of rav remu-
dles. tho cough soon grows easier, the night
sweats cense, llio neciia noun vauisncs.nnu svm
improving digestion the patient rapidly gulus
Kiri'imlb. uud health la ugaln svlthln hlsiirMsn.
llio Cuiireiilrati'il 1'uinl rapidly builds up the
most debilitated patient, presenting to the
slumoch lood nil ready lo be usslmilatud and
made into good, rich iiuauny moon,
'i tic I oucli Mniii is to be taken at nlcht to nlle
vintu iho eouuh and euable tho patlcut to obU.li.
sleep, full uVecIliwt accompany each boz of my
mimiUe. which comUt of
Due liilialirt (Inn llotlle o 1 Ulornttvo Inlinlniit One
liottle el Mioiiiiiiir ri'iiniiiiie iiiiiuiiiiii i une
lftitllo el' lull lluiiiorrliiudc liiliulaiitt
one inii.iisuiii-i'iiirnii'ii leunj
One Hot .lo lo lougl.
hirui,.
Pi lee of llox cnutalulug remedlps In lost ouo
uiimlh, clO; two uinuths. Sis: three months, t;i
Bent to uny address V. O. D. Pamphlets cou
iiiintmr Inriro 1UL ol n.itienU cuied sent tree.
Letteis ol Inquiry must contain ouo dollar to In-
Bliro answer, Aiiuresi.
A. n. (!Altl'KNTi:it. M.D.. Newark. N. J
Dr. CAlU'KNTKU'a CATAItllll HIIMEDY will
..ivn iiiimi dfiito relief, nnd si'lll ellect a nerma-
ucnt cure lu Irnm one to three muntlis. l'llco
of iimedyto last nm mouth, fo; two uioutlni,
.s. i nri'i, iniiu ills. .iu.
riri:il in iill lis forms niccessfully treated,
Beud lur list ofpntleiils euied, to
A. II. CAIlPHNTElt, M. I),, Newark, N. J,
juljiwiyr
from all parts of
Aiiieilcu, Paris, iinmuurgn, Noiwuy, Bwcuen
1'asseng. is booked
India, Aubtiulhi, Chlun, Ac,
limns liiiin li niiwaruM.
i.v,r lnsnertloii nl nlans and other Informal Ion.
apply nt the Company's Olllccs, No, l'JIIroadwuy,
now I Ol !
Oct I , 1 7 . J, II. Bl'AlIKH, AgPht,
Sell lboder'p A S E
tewar Burner
1MPHOVHD UNHIVALE1) & UNEQUALED
Bums nny bWo coal.
FULLEIt. WAIUtKN & CO., SM Water St N. Y
ccp 0 bw
FURIMAOES.
POWEltFUL AND ECONOMICAL HEATEUB,
James A, Unison, PatiuUe,
FL'l.LFH, WAItltEN .V I !)., WulPrKI.N,
M'pl 0IW
up, and in another moment was blow
inga splendid cloud.
Presently I heard a cough "Ahem!"
I looked at my fellow-traveler.
"I object to smoking," ho said.
"Well now," I thought, "this Is cool,
to say tho least of it."
In order not to infringo tho by-laws of
tho Company, I had been cnroful to so
leet a carriago on tho door of which was
hung a board marked "Smoking Com
partnictit." I supposo tho old gentle
man, In hU hurry, had not observed
this notice, which placed mo In tho right
and I nl in In tho wrong. I did not llko
his nppearaneo at all ; ho was n nasty,
rusty old fellow, I could sco.so I mado
p my in i nil not to enlighten him as to
his mistake. I admit my conduct was
rude, but I replied :
"H'ni, homo people do, I beliovo."
lio had not waited for any response
froi.: mu after having mado his objeu
tlou, but had returned to tho perusal of
his paper. Apparently ho expected mo
to put out my cigar. Thls.howover.I had
not tho slightest Intention of doing
About threo minutes elapsed, and ho
then addressed mo n second time:
"I think you cannot havo heard mo.
sir; I iuforinod you just now, that I
had a great objection to smoking."
O ! I heard you distinctly enough,
sir," I replied; "and it seems to mo
hardly necessary for you to repeat It,"
Thero was n short pause, and then ho
renowed tho attack.
Do jou mean to say, Mr, that you
nro going to contlnuo smoklug, In dell
anco of what 1 hnvo said? hotiskcd.
I bhnll not put this cigar out until
It has become too hot for my Hps to
hold." I replied.
Ho appeared greatly astonished at my
cool audacity.
"Very wen, sir," no rcpllod, "wo
shall seo whotliorthls company wlllnl
low Us by-laws to bo infringed and Its
passongen annoyed with impunity.
Unless you extinguish that cigar, I
shall, tho noxt timo wo stop, Inform
tho guard of your conduct,"
"As you ploaso sir," I returned, and
continued smoking. Shortly after
wardi tho train slackened Its speed,
and my follow-pasienger, who seated
himself ou that sldo of thocarriago
farthest from tlio down platform of tho
stations along tho line, removed tho
railway rug from hli kneos, slipped his
knobby foot out of tho gouty looking
slipper, mid moved to tho seat in tho
opposito corner, lu order, I suppose, to
hall sonio ollli'iul for tho purposo of ro
I questing him to havo mo removed, Tho
Harris was therefore prepared to ro
ceivo nio very graciously.
On being introduced lo Mr. Harris,
who was a man well passed tho prlmo
of life, thero was something about him,
I could not toll what, that told mo wo
had met before ; but tho how, when and
whero of our meeting was gono from
me. I tried hard to tax my memory
with tho circumstances under which
wo had previously met, for that this
was not our first meeting, I foltconvin'
ced. But it was of no n llio trench
orous elf-memory refuted to render mo
nny nsslstanco, I did not llko Mr. Har
ris expression ; I thought ho seemed
to scowl at mo in a peculiarly unplcaS'
ant way. Ho, however, gavo mo no
sign of having seen mo before, and our
Interview proceeded. Everything went
on smooth enough, Mr. Harris giving
his consent to my engagement with
his daughter ; and I was congratulating
myself that tho business had been so
satisfactorily transacted, when Amy's
never nau a pipe or cigar in my
mouth slneo tlio day of my marriage,
and effected not to percelvo the unpleas
ant odor pervading the houso. I
I hud given tlio boy his instructions.
so when I rang tho bell nfler dinner he
entered tho room with tho fumlgator
rendy for action.
"What on earth is that thing ?"
asked my father-in-law.
"A lumigator," 1 repiiod. J. must
apologizo to you, my dear sir, for hav
ing to mako uso of this mnchino ; but
tho fact is that finding my digestion
much weakened from not smoking af
tor dinner, I havo boon compelled to
adopt this substitute, for I prefer it to
smoking, and llnd Its ciTccts moro
efficacious. I hopo it will not cause you
annoyance." without regarding his
look of astonishment, I then with tho
utmost gravity, set n light to tho tobac
co, and proceeded to turn tho handle of
tho machino. Volumes of smoko in
stantly began to issue from tho spout.
"That, then, Is tho causoof tho hor
rlblo stench which fills tho houso," ho
said ; "tho placo smells worso than any
tap-room In llio kingdom."
"Does It indeed, sir V" I asked with
tho most Innocent expression I could
assume. "I supposo living so continu-
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'Canltal idea. Pat." exclaimed (ho
countryman. "I'll do that, by St
George"
So when tlloplgs'scIcnnct, 11 wftS
hung up outaldo tho door so that f ho
neighbors could seo It. Tho countryman
anxiously nwnltcd tho approaching
night, nnd nt tjiat retired lo bed but not
to Bleep. Pat under cover of tho dark
ness of tho nlght.crept around tho houso
nndetoiotho pig.
What was tho astonishment of tho
countryman whon nt early dawn lio
nroso to hldo awny his pig, but found
no pig thero can bo better Imagined
thnn described. In tho midst of his bo
wildermont.Put camo in with his usual
"top o' tho morning to you, sir," and
giving him a knowing wink said i
"Mnathor.how about tho pig?"
"Well, Tot, tho pig Wn8 stolen In ro
nitty." "Faith and that sounds Just as natural
ns though you had lost your pig."
"But, you blockhead, I told you tho
pig was stolon."
"Faith and bogorry, masthor, tho
dlvli a bit o' mo thought you could do
so well. Juststlek to thnt ; It's as natur
al as life."
"But St. George," roared tho now
Irnto louitlyman. "I tell you tho pig
WHS mIoIcil"
"O.li I bejabers;" Bays Pat, "stick to
it and your neighbors will hellnvu you,
and dlvli n bit of it they'll got, Faith, I
did not think you could do bo well."
BY Theib Fhuitb Ye Shall KdW
Then. Near Bangor, in a littlo vil
lage, their dwelt many years gono by n
lay member, who week days kept coun
try store, and on Sundays ho would
preach or exhort around among llio
neighboring towns, wherever ho could
find a vacnnt pulpit.
lio wns a man oi iimuer longuo ntiti
could sell Ynnkeo notions and prench
tho gospel very hnndy.
It was his way to load up n wagon
and pcddlo all through tho country,
leaving his storo in charge of his wifo
during his absence.
l'inuing mmscii, laio 111 mu wcok,
upou a certain timo too far from homo
to got bnck, and having sold out his
load, which at that timo consisted of
dried apples, whlc, by tho way, were n
littlo wormy, ho gavo notico that ho
would preach tho next day, which was
Sunday, to tho people.
Jinny gaincreu in to near mm. ins
text was : "And by their fruits yo shall
know them." Ho handled this sub
ject in his usual gallant manner, and
closing up his sermon with a glitter
ing paragraph, he repeated tho text:
"Yes, my friends, and by their fruits
ye shall.know thorn."
Just at that point up Jumped a retail
grocer in tho place, who had dealt with
tho exhorter the night beforo, and said,
loud enough to bo heard if the church
had been twico as largo: "Yes, my
frlond, and by tho worms in their dried
apples, too I"
"Suo' that's the Size." A promi
nent politician and lawyer of Elmira,
blessed with a very good sized foot,had
been much Importuned at his oillco by
a conspicuous boot-black to give him a
job. Tho other morning a number of
people wcro in tho ofllce, when the boot
black mado his appearance. An arrange
ment was made that the polisher of tho
coverlngsof tho pedal oxtremltlos should
go to a shoo store and get a pair of shorn
belonging to the gentleman and bring
ing thorn back should black them. IIo
was furnished with a flvo dollar bill to
pay for them. On his roturn, he handJd
over tho chango and was askod how
much ho paid. "OnodoHar and soventy-
flvo cents," ho said. Tho owner of tho
shocB taking them in his hand n momunt
noticed tlio chalk mark on tho solos, I I i
nnd winked to his companions u.i
much as to say "Now wo will havo hoiiio
fun " "Look hero," ho said to tho boot
black, blustering as if in a great rnge,
Am you trying to cheat mo? Didn't
you my that thoso shoes weroono dollar
and Boventy-fivo contu?" "Yes, sir,"
wns tho reply. "Well, hero they aro,
plainly markod, fourteen .shillings.
How do you mako that out?" instill
well simulated anger. "Let mo lool, ui
It," said the dark. He took tho slum In
hli hand, regarded it a lniiiueiil and
then very quietly observed, "Sim',
that's tho size !" That darkle can Intv
el.
father said with a sour attemnt at a n 11 wo uro "aul 10 perceive
Rmitn! it."
I must ask you ono question, which no watched tlio smoko ascenuing to
I have littlo doubt your answer the ceiling for a few momenta, and tneu
will provo to bo unnecessary ono. began to cough violently. Seolng tho
It is simply this : Aro you a smok
er .""
I can even now eco tho man's look of
fiendish delight ns ho put tho question
I know him then ; ho was my fellow
passenger whom I had so unccromon
lously caused to bo romoved to anothor
railway carriago threo years proviously
when ho had raised an objection to my
smoking. Ho had Immediately recog'
nlzod me, and determined to pay mo off
for niv want of courtesv. I thouirht it A countryman killing n pig anil not
showed tho mean, sneaking spirit of wlshtng'to dlvido with his neighbor
effect upon him, I was about to offer to
discontinue tho opcratlou, when ho ox
claimed
"For heaven's sake, Tom, throw thnt
Infernal machino out of tho window,
nnd If you must havo tobneco smoko,
tnko a cigar."
I did. And so my story ends us it
began In smoke.
Pat ami tlio l'ly.
tho man asking me whether 1 smoked,
when at tho timo ho was porfectly
awaro of tho fact, Instead of reminding
mo In a straightforward way of our
former meeting, and tolling mo that
ho retained his objection to tho uso
of tobacco. I should iinvo respected
him In such u case, whereas now
I despised lilm from my Inmost
soul.
For tho llrbt timo in my llfo I was
thank (ul that I did not possess tho
ublllty of easily recognizing facta
for had I known Hint Amy's father
tinil my nntl-tobnceo fellow-passenger
wero ono mill tho buiio pei-o.l, I am
nfrald Hint I should not havo had tho
com ago to 113k him for hU daughter's
hum!
As ho had chosen to Ignore our form
ir inretliig,l followed Biilrcplylngot
which was iho custom of tho country,
said (0 tho man (who by the way was a
son of tho Emerald Isle:)
"Pat, if I glvo to tho neighbors who
havo given to mo,n plcco of pork I will
havo nono left for myself. Can yon tell
mo what I am to do?"
"Bo dad, sir I" said Pal; "It's meself,
sir, thnt can do the snmo thing."
"Good," said tlio contryrann.rubblng
his hands aud looking at Put. "Now
tell mo what am I to do."
"FaUh.Hlr," said Pat,"suro and when
tho craythur is cleaned Justbondher
hanging ltagulnst tho door whero every
mithers fson of them will seo it, and car
Iy in tho morning beforo any one Is
about, get up and tako lu your pig and
hldo it away, uud then when your
Instinct or Tuhtlks. Audubon,
tho naturalist, stated, that at cerlalu
plncos on tho coast of Florida, tea, tur
tles thoso huge, stolid-looklngrepllleH
on which nldcrmen nro fed, at tho ex
ponsoof tnxqijycrs possess nn extraor
dinary faculty of finding places. Work
ing their way up out of reach of tldo
water, with their lllppors, mute a ueep
hole Is excavated, in which a batch of
eggs is deposited and then carefully
covered up. On reaching tho water
thoynot unfrequently swim three hun
dred miles out at sea, foraging for ap
propriate food. When another batch
of eggs is developed, after a lapse of
about fourteen days, thoy will roturn
unerringly, hi a direct lino, even In tho
darkest night, and visit their burled
eggs. Removing thomnd, more aro du
posited and secured. Away they go
again as before l Thoy know instinct
ively tho day and hour whon the young
brood, Incubated by tho solar rays, will
break tho shell, and aro promptly nt
tho spot tollbralo them from their pris
on, as soon nsiainy oui 01 mo nine,
tho mother turtle leads them down tho
bank to the wavea, and thero ends her
parental sollcltudo and maternal du
ties,
neighbors como
stolon."
tell them tho pig was
Latest fkom New Jehskv. Wo
nro Informed by a gentleman who llvin
in Woodbury, Now Jersey.that a sports
man in that neighborhood fired, the
other day, nt what ho believed to turn
bald eagle, and brought down a tun ins
moth musqullo. It weighed over fuur
pounds, and, upon examination, tlu.ru
was found cut upon ita hack tho inscrli
Hon, "G, W., 1778." When tho sports
man saw this, ho took off hla hat and
sat down and wept. ItU certain that thu
Immortal FathorofhU Country must
once hnvo hud poeaCrslon of this luso, I,
which, perhaps, drow from his veins
some of tho blood which tho Father of
Ids Country used to shod so oftou for hfcj
country, Tho remains will bo taken to
tlio Smithsonian Institute mid stuffed.