SSA'
J
HATES OP A nviflKTisiNQ.
AND
j PTKLlSlIED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING
i lIBOor.UMHIAN ilUILDlNd NEAnTlIK
rnitiiT nouait, ntoojwnuno, r.., nr
CHARLES B. DROCKWAY,
EMTOit ANn mornir.Ton,
a T.5..Two Cellars a Year payabh In advance,
JOB PKINTINO
,iiilcscrlpllon executed with neatness niid
l' "' " .n.Viilrli it reasonable rates.
Columbia County OfSoial Diroctory,
Vnlldcnl Jllilffe-WlI.btAM KI.WEIA.
,t&ttWil0M-lBASl DEllli, lsAAOH. MoN
;,y A tfccorilfr-Wii.biANKoN It. jacoiiY.
ilTI7-AA.iur n.'Hiut
Aiinmor-InAAOllBWitT.
jVf.i,Tircr-Wll.LIAM 1.AMOK.
timinfiAotieM CYIllTH JlOllllH,
lr Uli, WlLLIAMKHAlFKll.
t in. Iwfoiirn' C'iCi.-WlLLIAU Kit
11 IK A II J.
KittritnAtiM,
DANIEL LEE.
J.,,.MM-U. J. CAMl'nEI.L,
f-IIAHLIH CoNNr.It . ..
lr, nun- I'll Altt.es ( .MUltrilY. ..,.
t;r;CViimfJfoiier-ISAAUMomitnK,JoUNMa;
"coubW Pt rtnlt i(tr,!-W)t. H. BNYDEn.
;;lc ...i JW WilWcf-Dlrcctoitt, H. 1L Miller
William KiiAMi.n, Bloomsburg, nud J011N8011
1 1,11.1.11. (mcitwood, CHARLES CONNEll.BCC'y.
Blooms-burg Official Dirootory.
JHtvvtiUnu llanklnp Co. JOHN A. FUNBTON
I'icsliUiit, II. II. Okotz, Cashier.
y-ir( A'aiionnf 7fnn CllAH. It. PAXTOW.rrcs I ,
iuumbia wW MuliudSai too tm,l and I-mn As.
lli.Ci'.o,l-K. Jl. LITTLE, I'lCsH., C. W. MILLED,
I ''!':&..t... nuii,Unn find tttivlna Fund Assoda.
Illin WM. PEACOCK, i'lOS't., .l.lI.HOllISON.SeC,
I ,1, J, UKUWKlt llBiUt;ut, v,. v., , - .
Church Directory.,
rnE6iiTRii!AN .qnuiicir.
Uiiii--nev. Btunlt Mitchell.
Salbtttli Wim.I-0A. M.
hciitB Ote; 1111 ptwB lcnlcil; btrnngcrs vol.
fonic.
Bloomabnrg Diroctory.
(APKHDAOH Jut rccclvril niid forhnlonttho
t lll.liniii ti uiihh
OliOTlIlNO, AO.
1AV11 I.OWHUUliliu, mctci
J) ht.,nlmvo AinorlcuuliuuBe.
""iHtUOa, C1IKMK3ALS, &C.
n 1', I.UTZ, I)riisnlinmi.i)Oiiiccni-.aiiuu u
fj, liolow tlio l'ost Olllco,
UI.OOKS, WATOHKS. AO.
,1 i:.HAVAOE,tlenlor In Clocks, Wntches and
(J. .lew t lry, Mnln at,, Just below tlio Arncrlcun
I OUIH ijiitniiAttt., viui;n kjiwh
li liour soul hensl eot nor Mnln nnd Iron sts.
n UAT1IUAUT, Wntch nnd Clock Mukcr.Mnr
li. kit strt ct, liolow Mnln.
HOOTS AND SHOES.
I ) M.KNOltlt, Dealer In Hoots nnd Hhnes, latest
i, , ii iirkt stvles. comer Mnln nud Market
Ktieits.lu the old rostOUlce.
IKNIIY KI.EIM, Mnnurnctnrer nnd denier In
I iinoisniidBlioes, OrocerleB, etc., Main Btroet,
l " iiiiooniHunri:,
I'KOFESSIONAL.
,lt, II. O. HOWl'.lt, BurBCon Dentist, Main st.i
I) iilmvo the Com t llouso.
0uTwM. M, UEHElt, Hurncon nnd l'li li litu.
Olllco over tbo Flrbt fJutionnl Hank.
1 (1. HAKKIiEY, Attorney-nt-Imw. OBIce.ai
li. Iliioi lii ExcliniieoUlock,neartliti"jsxchango
Ifolel."
II, McKKI.VY.M. I).,BurKeon and rbyslclan
, north sltlo Main ut below Market.
1 C. KUTTEIt, M. D. Burscon and l'hyalclan
tl. Mnrkctsticet.abovo Main,
1 11. HOHISON, Attorncy-at-Lnw, Office Hart
,1 , mini's building, Mnln btroet.
til. II, F. KINNEY,
Burtreon litmtlst, Tocth
Wt'Jl
iiiiictid uUlinut iiuln: Mnln si., nearly op-
nsllu Episcopal Church,
I U. I'.VANH, M, 1)., Burgeon nnd Physician,
) sunt hsldo Main strcot.bclow Market,
nll.A.L.
. TtmNini. Pbvslclnn and Hurccon. of-
1 i
ilou over Klolm'B Drue Store, tesldtuce one
tloor bt low Hov. D. J. Waller.
MILLINERY t FANCY GOODS.
it I'ETEUMAN, Millinery nnd Fancy Goods,
II. opposite Episcopal Chuich.ilnlu st.
u!Wt LIZZIE 11AUKLEY, Milliner, ltnmeey
111
. building Main street.
M1HS M. DEItUICKBON, Millinery and Fancy
(londH.Malu st below MitrUct.
,11 Cloaks nud DrehH ratternrf,
Mihinnd Wostst.
it I
southenst corner
Mini'- JI1KHEB IIAHMAN Millinery and Fancy
1 (umdi,. Main ht., below American House,
HOTELS AND SALOONS.
I.VlltlCS HOTEL
1 til Main strict,
by T. licnl. Taylor, east end
MEHCI1ANTS AND GROCERS.
n C MARR, Dry Goods and NotlonB, south-
h ui si corner Mnln nnd Iron Hts.
IMIX . WEllll, Confectionery and Bakery,
I' ulwilesnlo nnd l e lull. Exchnnge lllock.
( .IIOWER, lints nnd Cups, Hoots nud Shoos,
, Mnln fit., nbovo Court Houso.
I II. MAIZE, Mnmniolh Grocery, fine (iro
ii. iiriet, Fruits, Nuts, l'rovlslou, Ac, Main
1 mi t dure mrei-ts.
II ikki.vy. NEAT, .t ('().. ilenlerBln Drv Goods.
ill UroperlcB.FIonr, Feed, Bnlt, Fish. Iron.Nalls,
t-n'.,n. r.. cor, Aiuin uuu titarKut sis.
(J II. MILLER A BON, dealers 111 Dry Goods,
i). (liiii trlts, (lucctiswni'e, Flour, Bnlt, Shoes,
...IIIIIIIK, fJI(HlUllKl,
MISCELLANEOUS.
M M, CI1RISTMAN, Buddie, Trunk A Hnrncss.
U, maker, Bhlvu'a lllock Main Street.
V, IlOllHINB.llquoi ilcnlerseconddoorlrom
i' uiiituwest coiuci iiiHtit nun iruuuia.
n J. THORNTON, Wall 1'npcr, Window Bhades
ti. .inn iixtttres, itttpert tiiot-u. jiiaiu st.
t' W.CORKLL, Furtiltuio Rooms, throo story
I' brick, Mnln Street, wet.t ol Mnrket st.
1 1 lUiMENBTOUK.l'boUiKriirucr.over Kobbiuii
i u j.yet s niuru. utitiu st.
K. lUllN.tl.ulerln Meat, Tallow, etc., Chcm
I'i rllii'B nlley, renri.f Amerlcn n House,
oA MUEL .IAC011Y, Marble and llrown Bloue
WM. HAllll, tlenlcr In furniture, trunks, cedor
v .now witru, near ttie r orjts iioiet.
L" 11. HIDLEMAN, Aptnt for Munson's Copticr
it' i uiniiar Liguiuing llou.
i KOBTKlt.aiue Maker, nnd While and Fancy
I. Innniir.Bcottown.
MOTE ltoOIW. nnd blank NOTKH.wlthorwith
IV out oxtmptlon.lor salo lit tbo Coi.uuuian
-.tvv.
Catawissa,
1) V. DALLMAN, MoichantTallor.SecondBt
J, i.uuui.ib' llllllllttlg,
nit. j. k
R01I1IINB. Burgeon and l'hyslclnn
U Ht coud St
UU.OW Alllt.l,
GILUERT A KLINE, dry goods, grocorlcs,aud
guuoral merchandise, Main Slroet
J.
II. K1BTI.EU, "CnttttWlssa House," North
luiuur mum uuu nctiiuu ovtvvta.
LKHILER, lllllaid Saloon, Oysters, and lee
. Cream lu season MuluBt.
M M nilOIlST. dealer In Gcner&lMerchandlse
"i. uiy uoous, urocerics ac,
OUHQUEIIANNA or llrlck Hotel. B. Koslcn
W baudcr l'ioprletor,south-ckt corner Main and
wuu ntitiut.
7M. H, ABUOTT, Attorney at law, Main Bt.
Light Street.
If Jf MAN A Co., WhcelwrlgUbi, Brit door
" m OliUOUl 11UUMC,
JU,JJN A-OMAN, Manufacturer and dealsr In
II. n'iM.NTi uCtt!"' 'n Btovea and Tin ware In
'kail Its biauclitia.
U1;',1';)' ENT, Miller, and dealer lu all kinds ol
HircluVud rl"uri"'ui ac- A" 'uu oiuraln
Espy.
if'1111"' si"ebanna
l 'Mul Box Man fncturlng.
1'lanliig Mil
VOLUME VI, ---NO. 30.
Buck Horn,
MA WAV. II. HIIOEMAKKlt, tlcnlcr In tlry
enmlfi, grocclorlcn nml eenornl niprcLmnilso
Orangovillo Diroctory.
I II, HKItltlNO & imoTIinil.CnrpcntorsMid
llulldcrn, Main at,, below l'lno,
BHICK lIOTIUi niut refreshment Bnloou, by
Hohr M'llcnry cur.of Mnln anil l'inost.
Dn. O. A. MKUAItaEIi.rhyslclnnnml Surgeon
Mnln 8t,.noxttloor to Uoixl's llolcl,
DAVID IIKHUINtl. Flour and Urlst Mill, nntl
Denier lu ernln.MlllUtrcet.
TAME8 II. IIAltMAN. Cabinet Maker and Urn
J dortaker. Mnln tit., below l'lno.
SCIIUYLKIt A CO., Iron rounncra.MnchlnlaU
nnd Mnuulacttiicra of plow", Mill Ht.
SAMUKI. BHAltl'LlXH, Mliker of the Hayhurat
Urnln Cradle, Mnln Hi.
WII.MAMDKIiOMO Bhoemnkcrnnri mnnnfno
tnror of llrlck, Mill Ht., west of l'ine
Philadelphia Directory.
y-AiN-vviuGirr & col,
WHOI.nSALK OltOCEIlS,
N, E. Corner Second mul Aich Bticuts,
I'1III,AHKT.1'1IIA,
Dealers In
TEAM, HYllUrH, COKFEE.HUOAn.MOI.ABHl'W
ItK'E, Hl'H'Iu'l, 1)1 t'Aim IIODA, ,10., i.C.
i-OnUrH will roctlvo prompt iilleiitlou,
may 10,07-tf.
JJARVEY B. WALKER,
with
MEAR, SCIIROPP A CO.,
iMi'OUTEns and Jomir.r.sop
CHINA, GLASS AND QUE EN3 WARE,
No. 108 NORTI I SECOND ST.,
PHILADELPHIA.
AiirOrlcinnl nssorted pnekntrcs of Otteenswnro
coustnntlv on hnnd. leb'il'72-u.
Business Cards.
E.
LITTLE,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Olllco Conrt-llouso Alley, below the Colvju
BIAN Olllcc, Ulooinsburg l'a.
Q B. BROOKWAY,
Al IU11N K X Ax JjA W ,
iiloomsbuko, rA.
S- Orpicit Court House Alloy. In the Co-
LUmuian bulldltiE. (Jnul,'B7.
P.
W. MILLER,
ATTORNEY AT LAWV1
OlUco Court House Alley, below tho Colbm-
iiian Olllco. Uouutlcs. Hack-rav and 1'ouhIoiib
colloctod. llloomsburu l'a. bcp.'JJ'07
JOHN JI. CLARK,
ATTOHNEK AT LAW.
OFFICE nbovo
Hower'N Store, Mnln street,
Rloomsburg, Pn,
ROBERT F. CLARK,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
OHlco Main Btrcet below the Court House.
Hluoiusburg l'cnu'a.
B.
FRANK ZARR
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
BLOOMSHURO, PA.
Olllco wllh J, O. Frcczc.Iirower's Block,
Can be consulted In German or English,
ttcli2'j'72-l
jJEW STOVE AND TIN SHOP.
IUA1A11 iiAUt-r tiuuti,
Main Street one door above E. Mondenhall'B
Store.
.v initio i.nniii iiuaiii ui Diu.ii.j ii.ui.ia auu
Ranges constantly on hand, and for sale at the
luwesv ruttiH.
Tinning lnall Its branches carefully attended to,
and satisfaction guaranteed,
Tin work of all kinds wbolesalo and retail. A
lol Is requested,
Jnn 1'71
IgLOOMSBURG
.11 A II II I. L.
WORK S.
MAIN BTREET, RELOW MARKET,
BLOOMSBURG, PA.
KlnniilnenlR. Tombs. HendfttonoR. Ac. Work
ucatlv executed. Orders by mail will receive
special attention, N, 11, Work dcllcered frcoot
charge. T. L. uUXviOM, i-roprictor,
ociia'71-ir. r. u. jiox sn.
JgARGAINS BARGAINS.
QUICK SAT.KH AND BMA1.T, FROFITB.
HAVE YOUR MONEY.
Goto
HENRY YO.HT.
East Bloomsburg, Pa., for all kinds of tho best
uoiuu uuu city iiinuu
t- u it n i r u it i'i .
I'rlcea reasonable and tho boH vork done.
Jan 17-tf
yULOAN WORKS,
11AJV VlbhlS J' A.
WILLIAM II. LAW,
Manufacturer of Wrought Iron HrldgoH, Boilers,
Gasholdors, Flrcpioof
Roollng, Roonng Frai
Farm Gates ami foncli
iulhlliiL'H. Wrought Iron
HoollUK, Roonng Frnmcs, Flooring nud Doors,
Farm Gates nnd fonclng, also Wrought iron pip
lug, Stacks and nil kinds of Smith Work, Ac.
Hcnnlrs nroiHiitlv attended to
I4.li, Drawings au Estimates supplied,
oct27'71-ly.
w
ERNIIARD STOIINEU
Would lnlurm his fileuds nnd the nubile that
no uas taueu posbebsion oi
THE OLD STAND,
In tlio Kxchantro Itloc-k. n lout! ocennted l-v him
uuu will tuiry uu uiu mtMUis-i ui u
F I It S T. O L AS S BAK1311Y,
llo brines to tho busltic&snuexnprloncoof man
years mul nsbiirCH tho rominuulty ttiatliewtu
iuriilhh ttio bej)tonrea!l,cakc8,r(lly,btKcult,4ic,
frtsh every duy. llo propoutH also to koepou
J1U11U U JUlU 1U1U VII UbbUI ll'U blUCU. (II
FINE CONFECTIONERY,
of nil tirades. French candles nnd those of do
niestlc niunufiuturc, always lobu had. wliolesalo
aim retail ni lowest rates. Aiijoiuiug tuu xuitcry
uuu couicctiouery is n wen cstuoiibucu
RESTATJlAAriT,
whciomny bo found Alo nnd Lager, nud Ito
freshmcnts. Ovbteislu benson nud the various
lit t Jo delicacies which sultlhepubllolaslo, Thero
is aiso u
FINE ICE CREAM SALOON,
over the confectionery storo, whero ladles nnd
gentlemen can obtain tho btbt of Ico Cream Hi
bcasou.
A fair shnro of the public custom Is requested
aim no linitis wilt uu biiureu tu etibtuu buttsiiiu
lion uprll tl,'7J-tl
JEW DRUG STORE.
CUIUS. A. KLEIM
Having pnithnsed llio business of E. P. LnU
now outitnilllio old bland, rt ibolceiissoitiiieH
OI
DRUGS,
CHEMICALS,
PATENT MEDICINES,
TOILKTARTIUL12I.
FANUY KOAW,
HRUHIIK'J, Ac,, Ac,
And ngencrnl nbsnrlmcntof llio choicest goods
uo .Uliy IUUUU lu iiinvviub Hbuiuuni.iiiuiiin,
. .'.'hyslclniu' l'ltbcrlptlous nud Family Reclpt
IJ f.tllu ...lMllll,ll ll.
On suudit) a, open Horn 8 u. in., to 10 a, m., and
jruuid p, iu., tu 1 1, in.
GERMAN AND ENGLISH BI'OKEN.t
Miscollaneons.
D
E N T I H T R Y .
II. . HOWEIl. 11F.NT1RT.
Itespcclfnlly oUcrs his prorrsslonnl services to
the ladles nnd gentlemen of Bloomsburg nud vli
elnlty. Ho Is prcpnred to attend tonlltlio vnrl.
ous operations lu tbo lino of his profession, and
Is provided with tlio latest Improved Pokcrlain
Teeth which will bo Inserted on gold plating
sllvor nnd rubber baso to look ris woll nRtho nnt.
urnlloctu. Teeth exlrnclcd by nil tlio new an J
mostnpprovcd methods, nnd all operations on
tbo teeth cniouillynnd properly attended to,
Rcsldeuco and oillce n few doors nhnve the
Court IIau'se,Bnmo nldo.
llloomsburg, Jnn,V71 ly
TN
Wyon
S U R A N 0E A O E N 0 Y .
Atlnn l,H,(i
orient SOo.ooq
Roynlof Liverpool ll',(ioo,l(io
Dnnvllio Mutual 5VX)i)
Hprlncllcld r,7l),tiU0
(lermaula, N. Y Mxyido
lnternntlonal N.Y 1,IS9,;8
Farmers' Danville, KOu.W)
LnncuNtcr City !iiK),rj(l
Home 2,000,100
vomitic ... . jioo.ucu
FHEAS I1HOWH. Amnt.
ui.iM'71 ly,
Hi.ooMsiiLT.il t'n.
J.J INK LEY KNITTING MACHINE
THE BIMI'LIBT, CHEAPEST AND 1IEST IN
UBE! HAS HUT ONE NEEDLE I A
CHILD CAN RUN IT!
DiMgrnu .ci t cinlly for the like of lnmlllts.nnd
mill s tl,r, tin lit- to knit for tho innrkrt, Will
iIoimij Mitt 1. of Hie l.i.lltlng In n blocking,
widt ning mid ntiiiiiu iiii- nh ittitllly as by hnnd.
Ale hpldidlil lot Moiftidf niid Inncy work,
TAKING FIVE Hll 11 1I1.NT KINDS OF
STTJL'H! Ale Miy i n.y In iiiiinngo, nnd not
llnlilo In t el oul or in in i, I.Miy I' ninlly should
in. ime.
Wt- Miiiit nu A ut lit In ttcn tottii to Introtlucn
nml bell tliiii),t(mho)nwftllii tin-inobt llbcrnl
iiiitirt-incuiEf. reuti iort.ui cut nnir suit nmpju
nit'iini!?. ytiinri'bN,
II INK LEY KN11T1NO MAI 1I1N1HO.,
liov. ll),'71-ly. II it ll, Me.
Cdn
HOWE R,
opened n nrsl-chisa
HOOT, SHOE, HAT CAP, AND FUR KKIHK
at tho old stnnd on Mnln Street, llloomsburg, n few
doors nbovo the Court House. His slock Is com
pobodol thovory lnlostntid beststyles over oll'cr
ed to the ultlr.eiiHol Columbia County, Hocnu
accommodato tho public with the followlnggoods
it tun lowest nun.,, iucii-H ucavy tiouuio boieti
loga boots, men's double nnd single- tap soled
:ip boots, men's heavy stoga hbots of nil kinds,
neii's lino boots nnd shoes of nil eiitdes. Iiov'u
double soled boots nud.shoes ofnllklntU, men's
glove kid Hulmornl shocs,meu's, womou's,boys'a
tut uiibhus-lasting guiieis, ttomeil H giovo Kid
ollsh.vei'.v lluo.wonicn'H morocro llaliuorulnnnti
call shoes, women's very lino kid buttoned gait
ers. In short boots ol nil descriptions both pes
ged nud sewed.
lie wouia niso cnii niicniion lo nio uuo assort
ment of
ATS, CAPS, FURS AND NOTIONS,
which comprises all the new nud popnlni vnrl
otlcsnt prlceswhlchcnnnotlalltosuliall. These
goods nro oflerod nt tho lowest ensh raliH and
win do gunrnuicou logivo balisincllon. A call
Is solicited before purchasing elsewhere us 11 Is
belloved Hint belter baivnlns nre lo be found
thnnnl nuy other phtcolii the county,
JUlt 1'71
THE ORANGEVILLE MANUFAC
TURING COMPANY.
MANfrAciuniii'.s ok
AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS
of llio most Apiirovcil PntlcniM.
mm fU'uiiiif,',
Jobblngr,
mul :is(IiigN
of all dcscrlplloui.
DEALERS IN
Gcncrnl Mcrcliantllsc, Lumber, Ac., etc.
ORANGEVILLE, PA.
We tvotild nnnounco to tho nubile In ironcial
thnt wo have taken tho well known Acricullur-
al Woiks of this place nud hhnllmnlio ft our aim
to mnuulncturo First Class Agricultural Imple
ments enunl to nuv other makers In tho .Slate.
such a
Threshing machines,
Both Lever nnd Tread Power.
I'Ioivk of every licsci'lnMoii,
nmoug which will bo tho celebrated
KNOB MOUNTAIN HERO,
acknowledged by nil to bo tho best plow extant
tor tuu lariuor. Also tuu
Cliitmpion, SIciiis' I'ntcnt anil
The Sloiiti'o.sc.
ALSO, DOUBLE CORN PLOWS,
Cultivator),
Iron KcttlcN,
mul CnxtlugN
of every description. Wo shall nso none but the
best materials and eninlov nonobut competent
and experleneed mechanics and our prices will
compiltu llivoruuiy witu auy utuur iiiuuiiuictiir
01S. Countiy Produce, Lumber, Old Iron, tnken in
exchauiio. Wo also haven storo lu connection
Willi our Agricultural wonts, wncio may no
lound n lull assorlmcnt of MERCHANDISE
which will bo bold nt Munll prollts. Glvo us a
call beforo purchasing elsowhcro nud wo guar
nutoo hatlslactlon.
iiiiicii'.7i-iy.
Hotels.
rjpilE ESPY HOTEL.
ESPY, COLUMBIA COUNTV, PA.
Tho undersigned would Inform tho truvolllnu
nubile Hint ho lias taken llio nbovo nniiitd e stab
lishment and thoroughly re lilted tho sumo for
thoporfect:convuiilcucoof Ms guests. Ills larder
will bo stocked with tbo best tlio market nlt'oids.
Thu choices! liqttoiN, wines and clgnisalwayB to
iioiounuiu nis oar.
WILLIAM 1'ITl-llT.
Espv, l'a.
J. THORNTON
would announce to llio eltirensol Hlooms
Uli: nnd vicinity. Hint he ha Just I tee vida lull
nml complete assortment ol
WALL PAPER, WINDOW H1IADEH,
KIXTUIllJl, COIIDH, TABSCIJI,
and all other goods In Is lino of business. All
thu newest and most upproved puttcrnb of the
day in u nlwuys lo bo louud luhlsestablUbment,
mii.r,),'uuii jiuiu oi, uciow Aiitrieci,
CHOICE FAMILY GROCERIES
13 OWN IN P11IOI3
JT. XZ, MAIZE'S,
Comer Main and Centre Sls
BLOOMSllUKU.
A new slotktif Fitsh Goods Just opened at
MAIZE'S.
Teas, ColIccN, SnKai'H,
HYRUl'S nud MOLABSES. CHEESE, MEATS,
VEGETABLES, HERMETICALLY Bcaled
BALiT, t mil. etc.
tiooiis.
U r.1.1.1 ..O M, l k..r.,i. . in, i iLlkum,
Il'l T ltU n.,.1 III. I.01.... I.'U 1T1l-t 1U
fuituiujN ami uuiii.'iTiui'iuiiTrt.
An Klegnni Assortmont
OF
QUEBNSWARB
Conslnnllv on hand.
Also WOOD, WILLOW nud GIiASHWAREo!
ovcry varioty,
All my goods nro of tlioflrst quality and nl ex
tremely low uncut,
docS'IMI J. 11, MAIZE.
I'lllalDINTIAL CAMTAIGN,
OAPd.'OAVEa A TORCHES,
Bend for iLLCaTRATKU Cm
CDLAil and 1'iucu List,
CUNNINGHAM A HILL,
MANUyACTVIlKIUi,
No, 201 Cliurch Strcot
PHILADELPHIA.
BLOOMSBURG, PA., FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER
Dll. CA11PENTER.
ICO MULBERRY STREET,
NEWARK, N. .1.
Is now trenllng successfully,
CoiiNiimitlon, Bronclillls,
nnd nil dlsensci of tho Th 'oat nnd Lulls?, with
hit
COMPOUND Mi:l)ICATl:l) IN1IALATIONH,
CONCENTRATED FOOD, AND
COUGH BYRUP,
During llio pnH ti n cars Dr, Carpenter hns
Irintid nnd cmed llious.mdn of c.tseH ol tho
nbovo mimed ill' eases, nucl has now In his pos
session ccrtlllcntcs of cures fitim every pnrt of
thocountry. The Inlinlntlon Is iiienlhcd directly
lulo thu Iubiis, bOolhlDK nnd lienllti'4 over nit
lullamed suriaees, euterlni; Into tlio blood, It
lmpuits vitality as ll permealei to every part of
tho system. Tho sensation Is not uuplcnsnut
nnd llio llrt liilmlntlan'ollenBlvci very decided
relief pniliculnrly wneu thero Is much dllllctilly
or bicnthlUK, Under tho Inlluojca of mvrcino
dies, tho tough boon grows cnilnr, tho night
swents censo, tho hectlo lleuh vnnlshes nnd w ith
Improving dig' itlou tho patient rnimlly gains
Btri ugth, nml hcnlth Is ng.tln within his grasp.
Ilie Cnnrtntiflteil rood )tipldly hultdH up llio
most dehllltnttd patient, presentlni! to Ihn
fllomncli food nil leadyti bo nsilmliatnl nnd
ninilo Into good, rich healthy blond.
The Cougl! Sjrtiii Is In l.o taken nt night lo nlle
vlnlo tho eon tli and cni'blo tho patient lo obtain
sleop, J-'utt directions accotnjnttiiufich Vox of lily
remedies, trhkli consist o
One Inhaler) (hii llollle o Hltcullie Inli.iliiiit ;.tlnc
llolllc ui Soolli I ti it 1'clrrIIViiC liilmlnntl One
llollle. ol' lull Ihcnio.i male Inhalant)
Uuo I'nttleCort.T.rntcil I'ooili
Due llollle o tough
l.r.up.
Price ol l!o. contnllidi'j lemtdles to last one
moii.i., i-Wj iwomonllis. Ill; Ihreo iiiiiuilis,JJ3
Belt lo nuy i.dilii ,0,0,1). l'nmphlels con
tnlni.i'5 Inrgo 1st of paiituts cuied soul .ee.
Letters ol luqul. ii'iistcoiitatu olio dollar to lu
sure nnswer. Addiebs,
A. II. CARPENTER, M. 1)., Newnrk, N. J.
Dr, l ARi'ENTEit'H UATAUllll REMEDY will
give (mmedlnlo relief, nail will edec : a peima
nelit cum lu from ono to thieo mo.iihs, 1'ilce
oi' remedy lo l.vtvono inontli,(); Iwo liioutln,
8S; tlnee inoulhs, jl').
CAM I. It lu all lis lorms buccesslully Inmtcil.
Send lor list ol patients euieil, to
A. II, CARl'ENTElt, M.D., Now.uk, N, J.
JnljMlyr
THE UES'', CHEAPEST,
AND
MOST DU1UBLE PAINTS
now in mo aro thu
Montour Slate Paints.
They cover ouo-thlid moronurlaco, last longer
and cost less than Whlto Lead, tho plnco of
which Ihov aro very generally taking whero
economy, durability nud ncalucss aro tleslted,
Hear what our Piactlcnl 1'e.lntcrs says:
it gives mo grent pica, nro lo recommend your
intoPnluls us sllntilvluirii noeil ivn lmvo lomf
Blnlo Paints its siipjilylugiiueed wo liavo long
felt, and overcoming n croat dllllcullv. wlilc i
felt, and ovtrcomluv; n groat tlllllcully, which
hn.s long been ncknowledged by nil pracllcnl
i-aiiiie.s, nnmeiy mo oiuniion oi wmto i.cnu,
by tho utiiio.sphere, causing It to crumblo or
chalk oil,
1 mil satisfied they will paint one- third moro
Miiiuco and in a better manner thnn tin) oilier
plgineut I have over used.
GEO, C. GOULD,
Kingston, June 25. li-7.
Wo chceriitlly concur In llio nbovo opinion ex
pressed by Mr. Geo. C. Gould.
H. 1L VANNA1TA.
A. W. MONROE,
U.K. HICKS,
llloomsburg, P.i.
h-rsn i on 1'iiicn list, and sajipi.u oaiih.
DREHER, REAY A CO.,
Solo Mnnulactuiois,
tiept, o,'72-Sni, . Rupert, Pn.
A. II. FRANC1S0US & CO,
013 JH.IKKET STE.TJST,
PAILADELl'IIIA,
We hnvo opened for tho FALL TRADE, tho
hugost nnd best ttssoitcd slock of
PHILADELPHIA CARPETS,
Table, Slnlr nud Floor
. Oil Cloths, WlndowShadCB and
l'a per. Carpel Chaln.Cotton, Yam, Hat
ting. W nddlng, Twines, Wicks, clocks, looking
Ulnsses, Faucy liuskcU, Brooms, l!.i3kel,
Buckets, llrushes, Clothes Wring.
ets, Wooden and Willow
Waie.
IN THE UNITRD STATES,
Our largo lncicabo lu buslncfs enables us to
sell at low prices, and furnish tho best quality
of Goods.
fcoLr. agent-) ror. the
GKLKI1HATKD AMERICAN WASIIKIt.
Pilco 53.0U
THE MOST PERFECT AND KUCCF'JSFl'L
WASHER EVER MADE.
Agents w anted for tho Amciicnu Wubhcr m nil
puits or tho .State.
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Ltvcipool on THURSDAYS, nnd Cork llaihor
tho day following.
From tho Whlto Star Dock, I'.ivonia Ferry.
Jersey City.
Passenger accommodations (tor nil classes)
unrivalled, combining
SAFETY, SPEED, AND COMFORT.
Saloons, btato-rooms, Muoklng-room and bath
rooms in midship stcllou, whcio lcust motion Is
fell, Surgcona nnd Uewardesscs aecompanv
theso sleamers.
Ratks Saloon, SSO gold. Btcor.igo, tv) curren
cy to London, Liverpool, Glasgow f.ondouderry,
(Did Hilslol. Tbo?o wishing to bend lorlrlcnds
fiom tho Old Coiinlry ran now obtain btecrago
pri'pald toililleates, f II currency,
l'absoigers booked to or 1mm ni: tmrta of
Aiueilta, Pails, Ilnjiibnrgh, Notwai , Swodcn,
India, Atibtrnlla, China, etc,
lHutls limn ).l upwaidb,
For Inspection ol plans and other inlormiitlou,
apply at the Company's Olllces, No. l'Jllio.ulway,
Now i oi It,
J. II. RFARKH, Agent,
Or 10 W. PEACOCK',
nul2tf Bloombbnig, pn.
J3AIWS
flaw Bone Sort. Pteiihale
OK LIME,
Slnndard highly Impioved nndwaiiaiilcd.
Price, $15,00 jicr 2,000 11)3., Cash.
WNow Woiks now In operntlon.-Ca
DST-New Material used In iiianufiictiirlnrj.ia
7Vic fire which desticyrd curiimkton the Wi r
i J ' ( ftuiitit until ( I itij'orati tu luy.
Wo warrant tho btandiud of our lt;iw Hone
I'liospiiulu to bu ol n lilglicriiiaile llian beloic.
iso cousiKumcuis win no nimiu tinder unv en
eiDDstances.
11-Is not ceil, nu wo can touliniio to beilnt our
nieseiit leduced pilco ou-ina tu the tulcanci. in
iiiio Ntitaiul.
-Wo thank our tustnmris ami lrlonrs
LCUiTiil y lor Ihtir eoiitlnued liudo nnd in
creased ordera,
Wo can also liuulsh our
GROUND HAW BOIvTF,
WARRANTED PURE,
At $15,00 per 2,000 lbs., cash.
Oidera for fall trndo nio reoucbttd to be in
lu lis enily as possible.
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July HNJIU
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AND
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me t.d, (on, jieciaratiojt oj inacpenuence, j-v
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if
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IJOOk 111 pilUl.llllll c.ct'li nil 1 11 .I'll. I'ltlllUVC Will
r.. .Iiiki nut. JV'S natres. tinted nane..
only WJeasy worth 8J.5D. Is it Great 1111, sells
quick nud l.'1t. Terms oi huh nnu our new vo
,.,,.uti, iniiis. r.ir tbo mo.t cnnmleto sunerblv Il
lustrated and Ust-belllni; odltlou extant, also,
tho "Pocket Companion," worth 810 tu nuy book
BgOUl, bOUl liuu, tVlllu lit iiiivi-, BLHIIUH ..IIU.U
vou saw this, lo iiuiniAiiu iiitu.-i.,
apr.Sl-tl PublWiciw.TJI Bansoui Bt Phlliv
nLATCHI.BV'll
liiqiroieil CuciiiiiLer IVood Pump,
Tasteless. Durable. Enlcleul
nud Cheap. Tho beat Pump for
tlio least monoy. Attonllua u
cbpeclnlly invited lo inalcii
h.v'ul ntout Imnroved Brack.
ct and New Drop Check Valve,
w men can do wiiuurawn win:
nut lomovlng
iho Pumi) or
dKinrliliiu thu lolnts.
Also,
tho Cupper Chamber, i?hlch
novor tracks or scales, au
will outlast any other. 1'n
kiln he Donleiu overvwheli
('end lorCalalotfUOtiiid l'rloe
c 'it AF- G. IH.ATC'Hi.r.Y.MTr.
lllll'')llllilMl'0HI Plltllldll Pi
Poetical.
Itllo 'Wonl'i.
Onco I sild,
Becking two soft starry eyes,
D.iikly bright ns mldnljthl sk'es
Eyos prophetic of llio power,
Hiiro lo bo thy woman's dower,
When tho eyes should crown tho q'loon,
Of tho rcMiii ni yet unseen
"Somellmod sweet thoso eyes shall make.
Lovers mnd for their swcot sake,"
Onco I snld,
Ke dug tresses, golden hroun,
Iu n bright shower fulling down,
Ovorneck nnd bosom f.ilr,
As yon sculptured nngols nro
Odorous tresses, drooppig low,
O'er n forehead pnro ns snow :
'Snmellmes, sweet, In lliy BoP.lnlr;
t.ovn shall set n shlnlin; snaro I"
Onco I still,
Kceklin; llp-t whoso crimson glow
Moclt the roses wet with Cow
W. no, sweet lips whoso breath was bnlni
Tender Hps, wlioso milling graco
Lit wllh splondor all tho f.tccj
"Bweel, fjr kl.ss of initio, somo day,
Men will baiter soul away I"
Idly tnld I
Godlinlh tnltctt caioof all,
Joy or pain that might befall,
Lovei'B Hps shall nover thrill
At thy klssei, soil nnd still;
Lovers' henrts shnll uover;break
lu soro iiugulsb. for thy sake.
Lovers' souls for Ihoo shall know
Nor lovo's rapture, nor Its woo.
Miscellaneous.
Hoiv 1'or.sons may lie Clinked.
All Hint wo cat or drink passes over
tho (op of tho wind plpo without it pur
tlclo over ontcrinp; H, altlioiiKh tho
opening H larjjor than a dime, because
tho very net of swallowing draws over
the open top of It a flo3hy trap-door
which Ills so closely that not uven a
p.trllcln of tiir can pas-i ; hut at ;tlio in
slant of swallowing It opens up with a
spring, mul wo go on hrcathliiir f
nolhliiK had liapjieiU'd. But if wo at
tempt lo. swallow anything too largo,
Ihis trap-door, being at tho narrowest
part of tho passage, Is kept closed, not
a particlo of air can outer tho lungs,
ami wo dlo in a moment of sullbc.ttiou,
as in drowning ot smolhoring.
H you chew a pieco of dried beef for
somo time, thero will ho a whlto rem
nant left which thero is no Inclination
to swallow. If It bo taken and picked
apart it will appear to ho made of littlo
strings, tough and strong. TI1050 woro
attached lo tho moro ilesh-liko parts
which were chowed and swallow
ed. ir, in eating, a man has a sharp knife,
and out his meal wholly iu two, ho may
put two or tlirco of thoso pieces in his
mouth, and chow nnd swallow without
danger; but if tho knife is dull, nnd
docs not divido tho pieces wholly, two
pieces may ho tied together wllh ono of
'.hoio little strings, pnd while you liavo
swallowed ono part nearest the swal
low tho other may bo near tho loeth,
md both held by the string, which,
holding tho two parts together and
hanging across tlio trap door lo provent
it opening, death follows in an
instant. Ilonco tho practical valuo
of sharp knives at tho dinnor-ta-
ble.
A long hair in a mouthful of food
may so entanglo it, in tho act of awal
Iowing, as to causo a choking to death.
This Is whnt is meant by "slraugled by
hair." String beans may occasion a
choking to death in tho same way,If not
carefully strung. Hcncoall food should
bo cut flue Miould bo taken into
tho mouth in small pieces, chewed
thoroughly, and swallowed deliber
ately.
Most rcadeis liavo suti'orcd considera
ble inconvenience from soraolliing "go
ing tho wrong way." This is occasion
ed by a single drop of water, or atom of
solid food, a crumb or other lliing slip
ping into tlio windpipe or falling down
to tlio lungs, causing an instantaneous,
spiteful,angry, dry cough ; It is because
nature was alarmed by an unnatural
and unwelcome visitor, ami takes this
her only mentis of ejecting tho intrud
er. If tho parliclcs aro largo or heavy
llio surgeon must ho called to cut open
tho wimlpipo and reniovo llio sub
stance.
A person cannot laugh or speak a
word unless tho top of llio wimlpipo is
uncovered ; 1ml if a laugh Is provoked
or a word attempted lo bo spoken whilo
u tho act of swallowing, and Jmt bo-
fore tho particle has ilnally passed tho
rap door, il U raised a lit lit, u dtop or
a cniml) li t i 1 1 iiitu II, ami Iiiiikm (lit) mis
chief. J n caliiit.', do nut attempt to
speak tiiiii! tho swallow is clear.
What hi: Would Like.As ilea
on AdaniH, on an oxliomoly cold morn
ing lu iho old limes, was riding by tho
Iioum' of neighbor Potter, tho latter
was chopping wood. Tho usual saluta
tions wero exchanged, tho sovcrlty of
tho weather brklly dUctti-sod, and tho
hor-cnint) made demonstrations ol pas
Ing on, when his neighbor detained him
with i
"Don't bo In a hurry, deacon.
Wouldn't you like a glass of Jamaica
this morning?"
"Thank you kindly," said tho old
ceiiilcniau, at tho kiiho time beginiiln
to dismount with all tho doiiboraiion
becoinlii'r a deacon, "1 don't earo if 1
do."
'Ah, don't trouble yourself to got off
doaeou," said tho neighbor, "I meroly
asked for Information. Wo liavon'l a
drop In Iho house."
Tho deacon slulicd. mounted hi
horse nud rodo oil".
What Kisses Cost in Differen
Pla ci: s Somo few days slnco n man
stolo n kiss In Providence, and was fin
od ilflcen dollars and costs. In St. Lou
Is tho prleo Is a littlo higher. A man
out that way laloly cullod a kiss from
tho Hps of a fichool girl, nml wa.s lined
twenty. flvo dollars. Besides this, ho
wa3 horse-whipped by the. girl's broth
or, shot nt by tho girl's fathor, berated
by tho girl's mothor and considerably
demoralized in the region of his scalp
by his own wife, J Toro tlio fearful pun
Ishincnt should havo nided, but It wn3
not lo bo. for his mother-in-law hoard
about ll, and sympathized with her In
Jurcd daughter to such an extent that
his life wm made a buiden lo nun,
27, 1872.
OOL.
A Machine rur Aging IJijtiors
From tho tlino of Noah and his wine,
and Bacchus and his orgies, tlio fruit of
tho grapo has boon n favorite of almost
nil nations. In these modem times,
when whlskoy and f ml 1 oil cuts away
llio mucous lining of llio sloinach ns
Btiddcnly ns a steal llio bllos on" a wlro,
a method of "aging" lltplor has long
been n theory of dealers in tho artlclo.
It will bo a good thing for mankind
when only 'ptiro liquor shall bo roU j
and liowover great tho ovll of drinking
any lntoxicallhg lluld may bo, il must
bo drank, ho whogtvos it good artlclo
does nsorvico to his fellows.
Whiskey is given ngc In a varlely of
ways by keeping It in knsks ; by clari
fying with chemicals ; by sending it on
ne.i voyage, ho Ihat ngllntlon may
add its powers lo the natural ferinonta
tlon by Incre.viing tlio quantity of ozone
tints oxygenizing lis eleinontH ; hut a
machine has been presented to tho pub
lic which does in a few minutes tho
work of weeks and months; Iho vio
lent agitation of the particle), and tho
exlrcmo divisions of tho enontlal oilo
which compose them, product! a change
almost instantly.
Tho machine is now In operation in
this city, whero it niny bo inspected by
the curious. lis construction is novel
and ingetious, and promises lo rovolti
tioulsK) one of tlio largest interest.! of
trado In tho world. When opinions of
chemists vary so widely as they do cop
uerning tho actual changes which tako
plaeo in quantity during the process of
ripening il would srom unnecessary lo
theorize, but a few facts well establish
ed suggested lo tho inventor tho idea.
Tho machine is largo nnd expensive,
consisting of two cylinders, placed oi:o
behind tho other, containing two wheels
four and ono half feet iu diameter, ro
sombling circular saws on which aro ar
ranged oiiu hundred teeth, with a Hat
edge each, both revolving the same
way, coiipoquonlly when one is going
down Hit) oilier is coming up.
At tho point whero they cimo logolh
er thero is a space of ono halfiiuh. Tho
liquor, being fed on thu beatur going
down by a steam pump at a pr -suro of
ono hundred pounds to thosquaro inch,
is thrown on thoso goiug up, Ihoroby
submitting it lo tho blows of both,
and as tlio wheels mako 2,000 revolu
tions per minute, It gives us tho num
ber of blows struck per mlnuto as 100,
000. Tho effect produced on now liquor by
passing it through this machinols quite
astonishing. Almost inslantly Is acrid,
fiery fluid converted into it smooth,
palatablo drink. All the effects of age,
which formerly could only bo obtained
after great loss nnd patient waiting for
years, aro, by tills wonderful tunchiuo,
produced.in an hour, and so completely
the change wrought that tho most
accomplished judges wero wonderfully
deceived, and pronounced tho tested
liquor always old and sometimes as
really better than liquor of the uanio
rade that was known to bo ripened by
lime.
Thochangis produced by this machine
aro still more marked, if possible, on
new wines Uu.iion tho stronger liquors.
Ono single treatment will givo all tho
effect of age, at onco smoothing tho
liquor and developing the bouquet.
Tlio wholo operation takes place lu an
air light compartment, and, of eourso,
no loss cau possibly ensue. This, of it-
olf, will effect an immense saving, for
it is no exaggeration to say that of all
the liquors U3ed as beverages ono-fourth
of tho original bulk is lost Iu tho pro-
ce?i of ripening by time. Jto IVcts.
Anecdote ontanU'l Webster.
F.vonlng tesslons wero sometimes
lteldns tho pressure of business became
lore urgent ; and sometimes disorder
and confusion provall, as was always
tho case lu tho Houso on similar occa
sions. Ju tho Somite, liowover, it took
the shape of exuberant festivity and
fun. Grave ami aged Senators becamo
icoao and comical, and Mmiotlnii'S tho
mirth grow fast and furious, tho pro
cecdlngs moro resembling a town meet
lug or a farco than 'the o. lerly conduct
of a deliborativo assenili . I remem
ber ono night In partlciil r. It was near
tho close of Ihn sesfiiiin, . id tho Sonato
was engaged in tin reading of bills,
preparatory to their li uil p.iisago. Col
onel King was In tho chair, a solemn
and dignified presiding oillcor, but with
iu souse of the ludicrous, or any Idea
i J'iki). The Secretary of tho Senate,
Asbuiy liickens, was reading bills rap
idly by their t!tk'.j, and business was
going on finely. Half of tho Senators
wiro iiiliep with tlti lr heads on their
sks. The presiding ofllcef bad n for
mula of woids which ho never varied ;
Senhlors in the alllnnalive say aye ;
negative, no. The nyos have It." Not
a voice would be hi ard, ayo or no, and
Dickens went on with hN read
ing. Fur nearly an hour nothing was
heard lu tho chamber but tho mono
tonous reading of the secretary and
president pulling the veto and an
nouncing the result. At length Mr.
Webster, who had been sound asleep for
a long time, lifted up his head, and gaz
ed about the chamber Willi a puzzled
look ; and when Colonel King said,
negative, no," ho cried oul, "No-o-o!"
In it prolonged sound and with a sepul
chral volco. Tho presldont looked
steadily at hlin, as If doubting tho ovl-
donco of his own sonso3, and oxclalmod,
"Tho ayes evidently liavo It." "Lot
them tako It and go along with ll,
then," said Mr. Webster, and dropping
his head upon, his dosk, was soon fast
asleep again.
Somo 1'iuts About the Oyster.
Tho oyster when spawning does not
cast lis eggs like other flsh.but dissolves,
as It wore, u part of Its own body, which
passes oil" In long, slender threads, as
flno as a sjild i's web, upon which aro
coiiEieimtcd millions of xmio eggs, no
vlslblo to tho nuked oyo j but which
whon put uuilorn poworful ningnlfylug
glass astonishes tho boholdor by llioir
number. II Is estimated tunc nuoui
seventy poi tout, of tho spawn Is dii'
stroyed by tish, and nbout ton per cent
lofltid their way Into tho muikot. These
mile- "Herd," clinging lo whatever they
DEM. - V01,. XXXVI NO. 32,
touch, gouorally (o old oysters, nnd llio
many littlo shells ono often sees cling
ing lo largo oysters, nro but tho growlh
of thcao Bced. When oysters liavo
spawned lu n clear plnco nnd freo from
their fish enemies, their growth is very
rapid until they ntlaln tlio elzo of n quar
ter of a dollar, nnd It Is nt this period of
llioir oxlslcnco that tho oystorincn Inko
thorn for transplanting. Tho shells aro
very thin nnd tho Inside meat scarcely
larger than a shirt button, and having
tho rest of tho shell filled with a milky
fluid, which in time forms the body of
tho fish. Oysters, after thoy aro trans
planted, are, with few exceptions, not
lit to cal under threo years. It might
bo supposed that tho oyster, with Its
hard shell, .was fruo from all danger,
but such Is not Iho ease. Ha hits two
d o.id ly enemies tho starfish and (ho
borer. Tho former will fasten on Iho
mouth ofnny oysler and in a short
time suck Iho out him. The hitler,
with his littlo saw nud gimlet bill,
bore through his shell, ami, onco
through, the oyster is soon destroy
ed. A Tight Squeeze. Tho lulo Mr,
Lyman Raymond, fur many yeaiu a
much-icspecluil merchant nt Bridge
water, Veimont, med lo relate tho fol
lowing autedolo of one of his acquaint
ances, and vouched for lis trullifulue 's ;
A miller lu h small town iu Vermont
was, ut inltrvals, temporarily insano
lor sovoral days together, and at thoso
times ho imagined himself lo bo In an
other world the world that is lo eomo
and thu Judge of all Iho earth. Ho
built a largo platform m ally leu feel
from tlio ground, ami seattd thereon iu
nu arm-chair, with u ponderous Bibio
iu hand, he imagined a largo concourdo
of pt oplo to lio beforo him,aud proceed
ed toqueslkm thom ouci'iuing llioir for
mer occupation, eomlucl, etc., answer
ing tlic inqtilrirs himself. At length ho
e.tmo tu u miller residing in mi adjoin
ing town, and questioned him thus;
"What was your occupation in yon
der woildV" -
"A miller, Sir."
"Did you over steal any grain ?"
"Yes, Sir."
"What did you do with it?"
"Used it myself, Sir."
"You may go to tho wrong sido ot
tho qucstiou,"snid the prolendod Judge,
unhesitatingly.
Finally, after judging nil others, ho
proceeded to treat himsolf likewise.
"What was your occupation in yon
der world?" ho piked of hiinelf.
"A miller, Sir."
"Did you ever ni al any grain ?"
"Yc , Sir."
"What did you do with it?"
"fado bread of it, nud gave tho bread
to tho poor."
Then ho hrsllatcd,3cralchcd his hoad,
and seamed to bo engaged in deep
thought forgevcral miuut.s, and finally
said,
"Well, you may go to tho right sido
of the question, but it is a tight
squeeze. "Editor's Drawer, in liar-
pcrs Jingo zinc for Iseptcmbcr.
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lluu'iis'eliil Punishments,
We onco know of n littlo child who
mil slolou a couple of figs off tho dessert
dish on tho day of a dinner party. The
thoft was discovered, and her fathor
mado her "wear the IUs on a string
around her neck ili-i whoh- evoiiiuLr,
with full explanations why. Wo
hoard the story when tho child had
grown up lo ho a woman, and from
her own lips ; and sho said thnt to this
hour sho Buffered from tho shame of that
evening; it wa3 burnt into her, nnd
madoii wound iueir.iccablo for life.
II was a tremendous punishment for
tho fault ; tho fault itself being in so
young a child as sho was flvo years old
only ono that might havo boon pun
ishcd ami reformed by milder meas
ures. It seems to hnvo boon a mislnko.
judging from tho bittorues with which
tho father's character win spoken of
she said she bad ceased to lovo him
from that day and from tho stern and
lovolens nature of the woman hor.,olf
it seemed lo liavo cast out all softness
from her. And though, to bo sure, eho
stolo no moro figs, yet sho had learned
her lesson of keeping her lingers from
, . ....
womieiiug imo mo region oi loruiuiion
daiiitics at too sovoro coit. Tho policy
ofliuniilialiou is a dangerous onoat all
times and on all occasions, nml far moro
souls have been crushed by this than
sins liavo been eoiiflrntni by ovcr-lenl-
iiurnirii 113' ovcr-ieni-
,-nli self respect is to
,rr ..-.u.ov tr.
ig pov,ci, and to pro-
oney. To destroy
destroy all hoallnp
vent all possibility of a rebound, lu
dealing with tho faulty however hard
wo may be on the slit, wo ought always
to ro-ervo a way of restoration to the
.sinner.
The' watering places havo had somo
notabilities lu tho way of fast girls
this sea&ou. Four beautiful sisters ills
tlnguislicd themselves at a seasldo ro
enrt liv nlt-nv liimnlnn- I t.trb tho iillf
from thu shoulders of llioir beans. At
tho White Sulnliur two bcautlos from
tho West qticencJ it, mm uf whom was
lMi.m-n hv ihn snnhrlnuni ..f "flre ised
known tj llio soubriquet of Ure.ueti
Lightning." uno overling a lorcign
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tho Houbriqu t added. Not exactly
iiniinratamlliiir llin hike, when hersolf
nMkoi 1 porm iiflPrwnri s I 10 ir r 's IiaiUO
" " '
sho said politely, "Mdllo. (Ircascd
Lightning, so very singular a uanio." I Tho following lather curious item ap
1 ... .n. (t,i.,h., ir T..i..r immi. I tionrsi lii tho Halt Lako City Jtcraliii
illiuiui-i 11 v-.'.iii b , "
some, has for a Christian name tho
naiiiostiassH'Iatoil with beauty Helen,
and Is familiarly known among her ad
mlrersas "Littlo Hoi." At a party
given In her natlvu city a gentleman,
Foniuwunt thu worst- for his supper,
approached a very dlgnlliod young
lililv mill in.ketl
la ' Kin "lL"Sk" : il,..,. .oo.iio.ri
You know, littlo Hoi?"
"Sir I" exclaimed tho lady, "you eer
lalnly forgot yourself."
"Oh," said ho, quickly, "you Inter-
niDlod mot If. vou had lot mo tro on I
would have said littlo Helen."
wouui navu sain miio iioiLii,
I Leg pardon," answered tho lady.-
"When you said Utile Hoi, t thought
you had reached your ilnal destl-
nntioii."
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Local notices, twenty cents a lino.
r'n,l It. ,1m Itimliiafl lllreelnrv " column.
12,(11) por.yearfoVtiie flrstlwn lines, nnd ll.uuror
cncli additional lino.
KEnmorous.
Barnuni'd gorilla was board li rrmark
ono hot day .that "ho'd be ir lio'd
wear a hnlr overcoat much longer this
hot weather for $10 a week."
Tile only Burvlving rrvnntof Wash
ington holds forth ut Fairfax, Va. Can
it ho that this poronnlal crop Is about
lo fall?
A countryman saw a skeleton of a
donkey lu n local museum. "How odd
we look without llcsh," licsnld.
A Boston sculptor has coinplotod n
statue of Joclinbe(i,lho mother of .Moses.
Tho old lady, wo regret to say, lu dead.
Mr. Mustard is appointed u school"
lonelier' In Kaunas to draw out littlo
boy'if Ideas and make 'cm smart.
A Wisconsin gfrl hi-s committed su'
cldo beeauHo her.hnlr didn't curl.
Milk Is M'lling for one cent a quart In
Mlniiciotd. Tcut priwi will nfjl payJor
tho wear and (car of a cmw's tail in
switching thulllcs.
Thero urn two things In this
World that nro not Hnfo to trifle with
a woman's oplulonaml tho business end
off vi'-p Danbury A'ews.
, Thu following nolice mny;bo s;oitJon
a blacksmith' shop In Ess'o.v, Mntsa
i'hu?etlH: "u horses shod on Sunday
ovceptsickm and death.
Au Albaiuii'i was seriously hurt last
week by th-bumilng of a beor barrel.
HQ says ho would havo much preferred
lo drink the beer and havo tho "hurst"
In his own person .
A Leavenworth editor sat down In a
reserved real already occupied by it
hornet. Ho slands up when scissoring
his editorials now.
A Cjnnicticut editor says : "Our ear
ly pea camo up In two days after they
wero 1 1 mled this year. Anybody's will,
if (ho liens aro allowed to run in thu
garden."
An Inquisitive Eastern man has had
his nit-mi organ cut oil' by a buzz saw.
This cunoof poking his iioso in other
pcoplu's buzziucss.
A rattlesnako win recently killed tit
Georgia which, according to tiioloctl
papers, had swallowed a gooso ns far ns
tho wings. That's about, as far ns wo
can swallow tho story.
A Ponnsylvanlan editor is pronounc
ed mad because ho Imagines himsoir a
uiulo; but ono or his contemporaries
thinks that tho horso part of tho fancy
Is tho only thing at all npproaehing nn
Insauo delusion.
A Connecticut paper says : If that ae
cordeon artist who so assiduously prac
tices "Shoo Fly," and other classical
mu3io, opposite thls'pfllco, will call at
the American Consul's house.Honolulu,
ho will bo liberally rowarded.
A vouorablodaino In Virglna.agodGO
years, recently cut a now s.ot of teeth.
Sho was splitting kindling wood, when
tho tooth which woro worth $G0 fell
out or her mouth, nnd tho axo dropped
on them. Her husband says it will bo a
great many years boforo sho go's anoth
er set to cut.
A livolv Hooslor maiden wont u-lion
sho read how Longfellow had cut his
pastorn so ns to ruin him for life. Sho
was so fond of his poetry, she said, as
sho snuflled the pearly tear drops from
IlUi IIUHU.
A Leavenworth eilHor inun,i unto-
spend time watching tho littlo busy
wbihi iiiui, utuiicre urn, in nis sanctum to
mako Its nest. Ho camo in ono day and
did not obsorvo that tho wasp was sit
ting In his chair, ami consequently exe
cuted a fancy danco without music.
At Now Orleans rrwrmllw. n mm
Jumped into tho river with tho intention
oi committing suicldo. Ho, howovor,
changed his mind, Bvam ashoro, and
scrambled upon a dock.whonceho viow
ed with much interest tho efforts of tho
polica and citizens lo rocovcr his body.
Joshua Mayhow was onco lamenting
to Douglas Jcrrold somo particular loss.
"It's nil gone," said ho "all gono to
tho devil." "Nover mind," said Jcr
rold, f.nsolliigly, "you'll got It back
when you die."
This odd advertisement is from an
English paper : "My husband Is out on
a strike. Ho prefers that to work. Ho
ain't any uso to ino. I must work to
keep tho children and self. Hlstcushll
lings goos In beer, I'll swap my hus
band whilo he's on a strike for a sowing
machine" Aioxandor Duinas.Derc. was onca ask
ed to contributo leu franci for tho fun
oral of n bailifl' who had diod iu desti
tute circumstances. "What I" oxclaim-
od tho great novelist, "ton francs for
uurying n naiiui I lieroareononumirni
h-ancs-miry ten Damns."
An editor, who was on a doad-ho.nl
excursion out on llio plains, lost his
Pass nnu nan m wane tuvouiy nine) i n
foro ho could find a man who had su 111
,.,.., ..nnudoneo in him to lund him
mono.v to telecraph homo for his wifo
to sell tho cook stove, and remit thu
proceeds at onco.
Tho cheerful horso lly Is said "to gaily
perambulate tne spinal coiunm oi too
poramnuiaio 111a spimii eoiuiiiu ot um
ncssca horsf, and tho voealistlc mos-
Ui,' hOVCl'.S IlllOUt tlll'lf WlSlS Ullll
fVihtuiis tin) lusty fowls, who mislako
them for chickon-liawks."
A box containing a black bear was
received at an oxpross olllco at S in
Francisco tho o her day : outside was
this Inscription: "Black Biro Efyow
don't want lo got bit, keep your lingers
out of the crux."
Tho statistician of tin Eastern nows-
paper avers titav 1110 niosnio so goon
naturcd tills season that n well-organ
ized ono will allow nimsoifio no nrusn
ed off one's nose olghty-sovcn times,
"u "ul auuw "p.
A stioko of lightning a eompllshed
tho destruction 01 i.uuu ganotia 01 wins
key in uli Indiana town.tt few dajsngo,
. Oyo-w tne&i says It wa.s a pretty
ovcll Ulis0 i,etweou tho two,
AV(n,lMl,,l.PllM, )II,K
., tiirouuli tho burnt district or wis-
" 11 vj.v-.. ...,w.. - -
I cousin, I saw no shrubs or briers any.
whom. 11 thini? I nover saw before, and
! .. . 1. ..11, 1 1. 1...-1 1 .....
WOUlil not iiavu iwiuwi it nan 1 um
80011 ll"
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(m ,-ri,Uy IU Htanton, Mo. Barney
- Jonathan was killed ami severely injur-
ed.
A llWU jn Dotrolt eoneluded ho had
Hmoked his plpo long enough, and just
before going luto ohurch, ho placed it iu
" s u coav-pocKei. kuuu mu ui
under vay Just about the time, the sor-
- liaan't any coat-tails.
nnii Htrv Is told of a elonrviuau
i Mnssaclmsotts town who forgot hfet
notes on a Sabbath morning, niulus ft
wiva too lato to sonU for thorn, no said to
his audience, bv wav of apology, tUt
i1,! i . i iimil fl hr.vo to tleueud
,,on tho Eord for what lie might Bay,
but lu tho afternoon ho would couio
betlerpiepami.
IchU'72-ti
Juno SI, WMlilOS,