1 ).i jtMPIltiU AVERY FRIDAY MORNING .anooLTJMniAK nuiLDirtn tinAnuir. rr.T house, dukimsijutio, r-A., nv CHARLES D. BROCKWAY, rnnon And rrtormr.Ton, 76 Dollars a Voir payaMo In advanco, JOB FEINTING .wCilptlons executed wllh neatness nnd ' 1 Jr'a Oountv Official Directory. J .'ytl-lnAtf JiJSHHt ISAAC H. MO.I' .ov.-Urjnor.rn II. ln"-"' t, , , VtrVll,I.IAM80N H. jacohv. .4 ,ri,r)-.TASnIHBV.,!0.f , Jit. A a r.oN Smith. , ISA ao Hewitt. -VILMAMLASIOJo . , . j-Lvnua Uoi,:rr", HniAii J. .Wii.MA'iHirArn.n, Oil. j' ,r WlM.tAM JlntOKItAVM, -I1. J. CAMrncM,, DAMi:i. Lur. i Ani.EiO.Mi'nfnv. t i. i n'rncr-'IuAAOMcllnti)i:,JoiiNMoi 1 ' ', ,f't!-M-C.'ARLtS G.UAr.ntrT , r ' ifiVur-Dlieclorn, H. H. JULT.r.n ii. '! AMttir, Blootusburit, mid JoiinsojI i.i . , 0 l LUWOOd, t'lIAKLES LONNM, SSCC'l. BlooJifluurg Official Directory. J:kom:tvra r.anlivo Co. JOHN A. FUKSTON lilctit, 11. li. Ghotz, Civhlev. ' ' (i'r.ni!tr.mk-(JuAa. It. rAXTOS.rrcs'l , 1'.' i iix. Cashier. 1... J I, J.lIIMi, lTOSH., C. W. MILLKIl, i. (f 1 "Udinn ttmf SarUw -md Atxria- t ri.AC .tit, l'res't., J.lT.noIiIsoM.Hrc. ' a Mutual Having lmd Association-' t i i;ct,i.il Fmldeut, C. G. uarkmiy, Scc'y. Olmrcli Directory. ,.,.,s YTiitiAN nirncit. K. V. Ktnnrt Mitchell. Vi (Vnv(-PA.M. i Mccttnu Wcdue lny, 7J 1'. M. f.if no puws rented; btrnngoifi wol- 2-lJoaisbtirj Directory. mi" 1' GS Just received aud foi unto nl Ilia i jJIllIANOnlCC. CLOTHING, Ac. l.oWJ5NBi:ilO. Merchant Tailor, Main ovo AnieiicmiiiouRu, r". lOHUlB, Merchant Tailor, over noRcn i loc'- coiirc'otlouery,opi'oillel'admaiiBrnr' ii v arerooms, JUIUOH, OUEMICA1.S, &u7 1' M l't, DriiKBlitaiidArothccary.Miilu bt, , , tlio I'ol OQlce. C LOOKS, WATOJIES, AO. WAOV, dealer In ClocliH, Watches and I'liy, Miiinst., Just below tlio Amerlcin Hl-.ItNIIAKl), Watch nnd Clock inaltcr jtillienslKiraor Main nnd linn Mh. 'TiXTtT, YValeh nnd Clock Makor.Mar ,r ,;t, bolow Main. i00T3 ANBTJHOKS. K NOltlt, Dcnlcr In llootH and BIiocb, latest li' t Ktylci, corncf Main and Mailed , in tlio old Tost Olllco. l.r.riM, Mnnufactuicr and dudor In u id bliooe, Oroccrlth, Lie, Main Btitct, luuiiibburj, X'KOKESSIOKAL. . '. jIO WI'K, Burgeon IJontiHt, .Main kU love tlio Court House. ' , '. M. KEBElt, BnrReon nnd l'hyslclan. ' c over tlio 1'Iist National JSank. 1 UICLFY, AUorney-at-r,n. omco.m c Lchaugo Block, near tlio "Exehanao U, MrK , lOlllkK I'LVV.M. D.,BnTKcon nnd l'liyslclan '3 .jaill fcl., UtlOrt rill KUl, jI!, M. 1). 8m'f?aon and l'liyslclan 1 Ireet, ahovo Main, i 3N, Attornoj-.at-I-iiw, Olllco Hart DuilUl) c.Mnln slrocl. , KINNiiY, Burgeon Wenllst. Teeth . w'llioutpaln: Malt. i.:. , nearly op "pttl CUlucli, I i. M. !.. BnrRoou rial l'hyslclan, n bldoMtiinblicct.bclow Market. iy. Tl IlNKldl'liyRiriniiiiudSurECoii, nf ever Klelm'H Hruis Ktoio, lebldeuco ouo inw Uev. v. 3. Waller. ,IN"RRY i: GOOD?. L 1 !5I VN, Millinery nnd Fancy Goods, n Fplbcopal Church, Main st, 1.I7J51I3 HAItKI.HY, Millluor, Kamsey .i.n Main btieet. nun M. DUrtlirKRON, Millluory and Fancy ill tiiKMalnM., below Mai ltd, ILlA A. & HADI". l,AHlCI,liV, Ijullo ulllrcbs 1'altciui, bnutUonst coruo1 IMl WCbt sti. F'l HA KM AN Millinery nnd Fancy n t,,bo!ovAnieT'canlloube, ' "ELS ANJ) SALOONS. Ti'b, by T. Unit. T'y!or, cast end Ib UAM'JH AND QltOOEIiP. i, ln-y (jinot'T and Notions, pouth- u.v Main and Irnu&N. Wl'KIl, Confectionery and ISalitry, ale and rulall, F.xcbauuo Jllock. uWI 11, Hatnr.5id(Vps, Boots nudlilioes, u bl., ubovo Court House. MM ZD. Mammoth Giocery, lino Gro a ., I'i'iiitii, Nuts, 1'iovlbluu, Ac, Main time blrects. ' bVY, NrALifeCO.,dealciRlu)ry Goods, . "'.fcrlt i, Flour, Feed, Halt, Fibh.J ion, Nails, ' L, cor. Main and Mniket sts. 'lf.IJ:it A. EON, dealers in Dry Goods, " 'iirlea, lluteubware, Flour, Hall, Hhoes, elcMalust. JHSCELLANEOUB. u.i. T'l , i adille, Trunk A llarurr.n tr, MiKe's ijinik Main Hlieit. HnnillNB.llquortlralerbecoiiddoorfrom "itrtveLtiorucr Main and Iron bts. II' dNTON, Wall l'nper, Window Hhailen " i i'U ta, Huveri bh k. Main hi. ' oHni.fi, Fniniiiirfl Itnoma, tlncomoiy . i .n Huctt, th. ul .Market si. ' ' r.N.-TOCK.I'liolngrap: I yer's Kline, Main ht. her, over Kobbluu , M UN, dealerln Meat, Tallow, etc., Ckeiu ' "ursalley,icarol American House, ' 1 1. JACOBY, Tluibln nnd Brown btonc ks, I'jist Blooiiii-biiicBerwlck road. U' 'i HABII, dealer In furnllurc, Irnuks, ctder llow waro, near tho Forks JJotol. II IS II IT, F.MAN, Apentlor Mmikon's Coppei mUilur Lightning ItoU. I'OSTlMt, Glno Maker, nnd "White and Fancy 'iiuncr.KcoUowu, 150OKS, nnd blank NOTF-H.wlth or wllh . -c ptloo.tur fnlo at tho Colouuiam Oatawissa. Mc -c'.'.iut Tailor, Second St. i' I'm ul nij. i jBIUNH, Ruiiitiou and Thyslclan bi,luw Main. l T ft ICLINH.dij foods, sroccrlcs.nnd hi i..cicuauut..8, main mroui Tl I H, Cnttawlsba House," Nort! 'r Main und Hci.ud Strceta. ' iLFK, lllllard Kuloou. Ojslers, and Ico .1. I'LOl'ST, dealer In OenoralMorchaiidibO t uuous, uroceries a-o, l'i..3IANNA or Brick Hotel. H. irnvtnn ' rl'roprlctor.Eouth-eostcoruerMalnaua ' ' i. M. II, ABBOTT, Attorney nl law, Main St, Light Street. !! J It. OM N Co., wueolwrlaUts, tlrst door 'PMVN, Jranulacturer ana dcalor in aixt.il lJoa!er In Iovm and Tin ware Jn JJ j Ul T, JtHler. ttiul UoulerlUflllUiuaaoi iur, i'ttcu, &v, aii uintis uiuraiu Espy. ' 1 Ml, Hu miHiaimn i fi-ii lae'tu y, 11 iMlH AND PBNBgl 1 ' " 1 " "'""'Ivi' '."VU .ft. in&i.:k3tn ' nl 'i1r- '(J V I flfiriv A, I " ' . i ' i I. ; I i'ii li r v U ii f ' , i . "'4 , . . ' 1 i I . i "j l. I i fI di . . . ! i- , j,.. . i i ,i i i ; .' . , ' I i . i . . . ' i . i ...-.ji.jiij.nij.,... ,.,,.,,11.,,.,,, p.,.,,,M..ft.mrrBaBfffi. .......J....M,,,..,...j,..J.,......... VOLUME VI,... NO, 28. ' " i ' V' ''j,.,; H.V '. BtiOOWjjtJK Buck Horn. ft O.W. 11. SlIonMAKMI, ilenlcm 111 dry RonilR, Krocelf rlen niul Rpnernl mpreliondte Ornngovillo directory. I II. HKHKINtl ft linOTlinn'urpcntoIflnDd ; llullilcrs, JIttlu si., liolow l'lnn. BUIt'IC llOTHr, nnil refreslimciit Hnlonu, by ltolirM'llcmycor.orMnlunudrinPBt. Dlt. O. A.MnaAltai.I,,Vliyi 'olnnnnit Surgeon Main ht next Uoor lo Uood's Hotel, DAVID HKltUlNO, Klonr and arliit Mill, unit Dealer In sraln.MIUHircet. TAMKS li. If AllIAN.Cblno1Makcr nu7l"uu u dorlal:or, Main at., liclow I'lnc. SCIItlYljKK .it CO., iron louiirtcrt.AlnclilulsIs and Mamimctuicrs of plows, Mill 81. nAMUSr.SlIAUl'I.KKH.SIutoroflhoiruyliurst O Oram Cradlo. Main tit. WlIiTjIAM DSIjOKO Pliokinnktrnmt miuiutao Hirer of lirlcli, Mill lit., west of I'i-jo 'hilaclolphia Directory. yAINWIUGUT & CO,, WiioLimLi; oiiociij, N, I:. CornerSocond nnd Arch B( reels, I'nii.ATJEi.ralA, Dtfhlula 111 'AH,HYllUl'H,COiii''KJ'.,btJCIAU,MODAijai5.'J lllcr, B'. ILU, 3)1 CASK SODA , AC, tO, SfOrdors wilt lectflvo prpmpt attention, may lO.W.tf. JAIIVJ3Y L- WALKBK, . WITH MM Alt, BCnitOl'P A .00., i m r o ute i;b Ami j oi . nuns ov , CHINA, OLASJS AND QUUKKSWAItr, ' Ko. IDS KOUT11 3EC0KDST., nil L ADKLn II A . 4v0ilulual(i-Mti'il i aikngcb of (ineensvaio coustniitlv on ha.l. ieb2-;'7L'-tr. Business Cardjj. jjj JI. LITTLE, " ATTOiiUKY AT LAW. oniro (.'ourl House Alley, bolotr t'.- Coi-cv niAN Oflleo, llloomsbutB l'a. Pi U. BUOOKWAY, A'lTOIlNKY AT LAW, iiroo.nsiiuiui, i'A, oiTirn Co-art Houto Alley, in tho Vci OTltiiiAN bulldlni;.f iJauJ,'C7, Q AV. JtTLMR, ' ATTOIIUXjJf AT LAV, OlHcc Cov.rt rionsi. Alloy, below tlio CoJAJM niAit oillto. llouut.oj, Jliiclt-l'uy riul l'ensloi s collected. lllooinHjini' l'a. icp.uu'of JOHN M. OLAltK, ATTOltNIiTf AT LA V. OITICK nbnvo nioomsburj;, l'a, llover's BIoi.', M.i u i.iicii OBEKT V. OLAltK, VTTOUKEY AT . Oflleo Main fStieet belo v the Coa.t IIoiuc. illooinsbmi! l'onu'n. D. E.11ANK ZAIUi ATTOHNHY AT I.A"W, BLOOMSBUHG, I'A. Olllco Wllh .1. G. Frccy.e.IilOttci'd Jllock, Can bo coiiMiltcd In Gerninu oi Knpillilu 3iiehl'7ll 'JVJEW STOVE AND TIJ1 SHOP. 1KAIAI1 JI.Gl'.MiUCH, Main Street ono ,!or abovo 1' ?TintHtnball's fitore. a largo assortment or hwwh, .Henurii .yiu HanceK eoiibtautlv on hiiml. and fur silu at uiu lowest rales. ' , TinnliiK lunlllls branches earolully attundod to, uuilhatisfactloii t'uaranleed. J.1U wouc in an Jiiuua wnoieyaionini reia'i. a rial Is requcbtcd. Jan HI JgLOOJtSliUlttl HI A H SI X. V Yi O It 11 .1. MAIN KTUKET, 11EI.OW MAllnllT, BLOOMSBUilO, l'A. Mumiiaents, Tombs, Hcadblones, Ac, AVorlc neatly executed. OriHTs by mall will leeclvo iiieclal uttcullou. N. V, Work ilellvered fieoot chiirne. T. J.. GI'NTON, l'ropiletor, r,ctlj'71-tf. 1'. O. Box i.W. B AKUAINS J5 ARUA IJMh). QUirir BAT.M AND flllAM. PR01ITO. Gold HUTfllY Y03T, asl UloomsbiirEr lr i.u kind j of ihpbssi homo and cily niadu r u u xi i r ii a jj , 1'rloes reasonablo and tho bet I ivorl: do;l, Jan H-tr y ULOAN WOIIK9, 1) A JN V i L Ji 1' A. WILLIAM II. LAW, Mamilaclurerot Wrmi'tht lion Ihlili;oj, Bnlleni, Gasholders, Fheprool Buildings, WiouKbt Iron ltoollii", Itoolhi'' rramij, l'ldiirln;; and Doors, Farm Gates ami foui'lu;;, also Wroiislit Iron i,I p Inn, Stacks mid all kinds ol Smith Weak, Ae. ltenaiis promptly attendud lo, N. II. DiawluKs and I Mi mates supplied. ortaVLly. ni:w YOltIC, COItK, AND MVr.IU'OOL. NEW AND 1' lir.T.-rOWUHl' l .SlDAMHIIlPH. TIIF.H1X LAI!(ll:ST IN Till: WOULD. llf'IJANIC. IKLT1C. ItlU'UBLlC. A1LANTII', 11A1.T1C, AlUtlATIL". (1,010 tons burden a,nii I', v. racli. l-.illlng Iniiu Ni w Yoilt onHA'l I l.DAYS, Irom l.lvuipnol on TIIL'l.bDAVS, and Coikllaibor the day foliowlni:. From thu Wlilto Star Dock. I'.ivunla IVriv. Jt rsey City. i'usseiiKtv ncroiniiiouauous tior an eusib) unrlvalleit, eninblnlni; SAl'llTY, Hl'KKD, AND COMFOItT. Saloons, Male-rooms, bmnkliiK-rnom nnd bath rooms hi mldbhlp bectlon, whi le least motion is loll. Siliceous and btcwnrdos&cs accompany those steamers. Hatks saloon, JSP Kold, Hleerajje, S.JOcurron ey. Those wlslilui! lo bind lor lilends Irom tho Old Country can now obtain blce-nigo pieyald cerllilcales, SJ'I einreiicy, l'assengeis booked Ui or fiom all parts ol Anuilcn, l'arli, llaniburali, Norwnyi fcweeten, India, Ausltalla, China, ele. r 1 ' Bxcurslon HckctsKianlednt lowest raiex.f t ' Diafth Horn XI upwnlds, " j ' i- , For lutpectlim oi plans and otherlnformatloff, arply to No, l'J L'rojdway, Now York. J. II. HI'AllKH. Agent, Or lo W.l'IlACOi'W, Jaul.'lt lHouriibbnig, l'n, JEItNIIAItD STOIINJill Would Inform his friends nnd tho public thai ho has taken possin.inu ni THE OXiID STyv.iriD3 lu Hie rxrlinn'i Flock, so Inni ofeujib.! by him ana will uirry on tho limbless of u FI ItST.OL AHS )!AKi:ilY, Ho brings lothe business an cxp. rlenen ol many years und assures tho rommuiiity that lio will turnlsh tho liestol bread, e'al:nii,rolls,blsrult, Vc, Iresli every iloy. Ho proposes also t keep on hand n laino and well assailed Moi l: ol FINE CONFEUTIONEItY, of nllurndes. French candles and iln.woi do. maslio manulaeliui'.nlwnyBtobo had, wholesale nnd u tall at lowobt rates. Adjoining tho Bakwi nnd Conlecttouery la u well ostabUshm whero may bo found Ale and Lager, and lte lulii)U')iH, Oystti.-lu beacon and tho various littlodellcaviK which bulttlmpubllotaitc. Thero Is also a FINE ICE CUEAM BALOON, over tho coulcctlonory tloie, where IndleHnnd Kcntlenien can obtain tUo bust of Ice Cream hi kCUbOU, ,. ( A Jalr sluioof Uioimhllo fiiHumliiifi(jto.l and no pains will be spared to' ennnio witKlne. tlou. ajirll Ki,'7MI UPINESS OARBB, J VISITING UAUDlJ! UTTF.K mvLm, hlhU III3A1J;, I'ltOUItAMMUMI, 4D 40. Nottlly find CUoajdy I'rjut. a From the latest Hi ! Its ufTypn r, the I-OLU1UIAN OrKirji', i Misceriausoris.' JQEI, Tl!) T BY. , 1 11. C. HOWKK. DHNTIHW. , KospicllnUv oll'nm bis pl0U'Wll)ll KC)lciib to tho ladlis nHd Kilntleinon of 3JIodrabura ntnl vl olulty. Ho In firiijinreHl tnnttelidiuinlltrii! vnrl. OtlH opi'miioiw in iiioimooi nm luniemioji, ami rnvldeil Willi tlio latesLlmnroved Pouemi.ALN In iirov TinETit whlnb will bo InseiteU ii K.olil I. latin mi uom niiiinc ifwillnslhonni. Oliver ana niniMr uato to innisnii mat I. pfli. TOf.ll, rTl.rr,lntl litf nil elm linirr nurf Inont approved jnetliodi,' nudflll nndrwiofci on tllol"'Hi fully and proiietlr nWiidni lo liOBl'lQiico and oflleo a lav t)ri.r rVwvo, the Court rniwe, Bono f'de. , , , , Iiloeiwtbnfit. 3i.n.l'71 !y ' i it i ..in.. . 'F1171 OJtEAT UTAGIOAI. MHHUlU'' .fl U A I . i i , i V , Wlllforcon, beSattllfutWit ofWIilsUtrs or IIUi tacho, In from two to tlireo inoi)lliH,oii liny per. Bon over twelvoyoamolit. It id ono or tho bent preparations to ii"ikr! ihn wlilnkus grow that over was knolrn. OuuboUlJontlshulIlclciitlii produco n very stioni'.beard. It does not. In nuy way ntnlf or MJnri tlift )Mi. Tiv HI ti is j,o humbug. 1'rlou 3j cents i.vr boltlc. Sant by mail post paid, In nny r.iblreis, on receipt of price. AddreS'i WILLIAM1 C. "WAGNlilt, AieiidlvlJlo, tiut,i 7I-ly. Adai.iijLouu;.', l'cuna TN, WyonUafi JTO lift. Kulton J,. v Norm Aimor ., SVII.ljOO l,iK),0HC ..l..:.MM. J-l.J. 'An', V' ll'.WJ ay i, if i -ill-, .-mil. i m nominal ny;":v:::.;vvz"':v!H" I.'HHAM HlimVrf, Aoeut, la all: 15s. ' ' " Ii.'.ooyEtir.'J l'a, fm!KIJStf KNlTIfJ "ilA CHINE'1 THE HIMTLL'ST, CHEA1'I:ST AND JJJJST JN I SCI HAS BUT ONI! NDL'DI.Kt A CI'ILl) CAN HUN rtl Dcbifthoa CErtclnlly lur tho ubo of famlllct.and ndltK who du.iio lo knit fur ihu la.ul.ct. Win do Lviry ctltijli of tho ImifUuf: lu n btqdeiUfc', i.iih iiiurt "ii" .iui)uivfii; tib ic.iiuiy as uy naiiu. Am. i-plenitlil f(.r voi'ftrds nnd rn'iey work. TAKJHH 1'IVl'. DIl WllilSKT KINDS Ol'1 KTI'iCH! AioVwry cty lo iuanne, .mm not liable to (,el oi.t of oidt.'. eiy Funilly should liavo otuv. Wo vnnlniiAseiit'Hi cvory tovfntolnlroihico nnd fell them. lo iimni iifMiitn. thr.in,i.in.i,i,.i ,1 liable In li 1 in, t c , J" i.iil, ... r. ,.i v Piiinllu Imnl.t havo otun' Wa wnllLnil AfseliMn cvr,Tr ti?n tr, 1ti1rfvliif.n nnd fill tliiiiu.ioivlmm wrmiu. the mubtuboiiil Itnlucenicijti. SePel lormaCliriilai andUnmpio btocktn)'. Ailltnt. i 'ii I i r HJNXIIt.i.KNJ'jtTMlt MAWMNKCG., lipT. lO.'THy, . , ', . Batli.MQ. i ,i, ( iU 'Mi , 0. .11 ,ti,f.. las oi -red (i aV-vii'.. M. ' I' ' 'Hi I I . . " ' 1 uooTt (j'iOB..iAT,i;Ai'fvU,. f uuwrmii:,, ntthetU' ti"i 'i Mam situ t.Il'.norrlnbii' ,sfew uoorsao.ivo (hoceurt lloiiv.. ih..iif i,nM potedrf.'hovo",faicttam ... t...l'", eve uilvi tl to tljrti),rfi"i nMorColum'i Cm il" I'-na acium: i.dj'L llii publtcwli ulu rd'.uwJ Unoa.13 a. tlietiwvbt rales. Mi'h'.i i.ui'.- double boled stoiia boot.,, raun'j double ard tuislo lap soldj Uln boot i. m on s hoavv stOTfi ii,niti nf nil i-in.i men's lino boots nudbhooaor nil crmlal, boy's double soled boots nnd.blioe.iol ull kiudi. men's tdovo kid Balmoral sboes.men's, v-ctv"-t l)oV'n I'fi 'Hi. very Iliic,iumen'i,i i .rum) llnliuori-lbiind calf shots, women's very lluo kid buttoned tiilt tri. In short boohs ol nUdebnlptloiji both-oaa get nnd sovred. Ho woiUd also - Kalleuilonlo hlsauo attort raeitt or 1 .A'ra, cAry.FUiie: a.ji 'nc u'vnu. Whlclicomranci'linin now am m.ihinr etlcint priceswhlcii caurioiullto suit ull. 'Tliihe ivods luo olTei'bd nt tho lowest ca'ih rmfs ami Jl Ul 1)3 Buartnlewd to ul. e b.itisi.u tlnu. A enll! i fiuii'iiu uoioiq I'liioiiaini; ciuoirlicto hh jl ih bcllovctl that, litter l,r ,,fTlT. a t-.-.n it, l r. n. ,i than ct "tiy oil".' -ihifif? ;, tl'.o -f.Vy. J.m l',l i r piXli OTt ANGE VILLE'MAN UF AC- X V'iU CbMl'ANY: " ' WANVafACTiJI.itKJ ot . i AQIt tCU;;i'UIAli IIPLEJIENT of tho mrwl Apiip7C(l'Pnl(crnii .OIJlJl iljcaring, iif nil descriptions. . 1 . TjUALEKS IN acnci-al Mcrciiitndlso, Lmniior, &e., Ac, OltANO EVILLE, PA. i Wo Mould annnunco to tho puhllo- lu pcneral that wo htio 'i ken tlio wol! lcnenjn Ainiciiltnr ulWoihiof tl-.P plAjo.i'idt,Iiallmnl.:oll out alni to iiiiutuJiictnio I libtCliss Aitrliultur.il Iniple mollis eiiiial louuy other h.ukt.r lu thu Slalo, uucli ns - 'lU'CtlJlllug. 5i;stSil!C.s, .'.fith I.tvir inJTretd l.iu.. ;1otm ol'evovy Bcscrii.tlon, nmonij vrhlch will bo lieeoIibrati,d IvNOP. jrOHTAIN HEHO, iicknowiriUod by all lo be tho best plow extant, lorlhdl.iruiur. AUoUie Cliniiijiioji. stems' Patent and 'ALSO, .DOUBLE COltN PLOWH, OllltiVSltlll'll, , Iron ILoUIoi, ; ami C':s,tl!itja nl i , i iy deer-i Iptlnn. Wu i hall use nono but the host mall i iaNanil employ in, no but eompi'laut anil uNpoucua d muUiankj and our jhIcls lUll com,. Mv,r.ibly will taiyi.'lier m.-anfaetitr-ci . l. an. hi I'luiluco, Luiubir, old lion, lakui hi exchuniio. Wo nisi) luuea sloio lu eonneelloti wllh our Ainlenltursl Woik, wlinr iiuiv1 Ik louud a lull ukhiiitini'iit ol Ali:il(JII A."UUt.K w hii'h i. ill be bold al small piollts, Glvv Uf U call I'oforc puiei'alnfj cliewliiio fml'irt' yuiir antee atlst.irtlnn, ' nrireh'.U'74-ly. Hotels. rUE ESPY HOTEL. 13s'Y, COI.UMDIA COUNTY, 1A. ' i Thu utiilcj: slj-nttl would Inform the liuvclllns uuiilie that In has taken Ihu almvennmi il mlali 111 hini'til and tlioiouyhly lelllled the bniiic tor lb" peil, et convenience ol hisuiicsts. Ills larder will bo hliHjkod v llh tho buNl llie insilculaltoids, riieoliolre".! Honors, wlues aud cluaisaliVavs to e fun n I in bis bar, Yi'II..' I .1 I'llTTlT. Kspi, 18, TA .r. 'IMflVriXTOX I JJ. wmld aniioimcototlic clflni'ii'.oI'llMom. iiui,-ni:il vlolnily, tlaalmba Just neeivcd. Hun ind ci taplt le a:...!! ! to 1.1. 1 1 ' WALL ViAl'hJt. WJo'WW .illilrfh, I : i.n . . . nd ail eilUor gejo hm huiUie ql liuilwts, Ail i ho newest und most opfoveil pnttormi cf fie day ai always to b f "i) lttUiHl' tabllnliiiieni. mar.S.'l.i-tt Mn. St. bel.-w Market, "THE nation ... , Ita Itulors aud Inatitntloiis. J.N UNOLiail AND UEltaiAN. No! i dun UUe II. atrlketi oycrynody iJut t jiv boolt'l i ntd, It Is an tfui-iiupi ll.i ol Hie (,'oe)nrni-nl. Slnulu pis .a in It, am ot lla-ai. peht .vo.:i I lie prlcoof tho book, tfr r Uij pariaf mulriihi i: m. A Hle li Harvest lovOwlmihsf.!! livll'W and !,. nlli ineiii UU'imiH, tuaiJlQ.uiid htudeiils, Uncarjttd tookttortl'rt maiw turn,' wtlh i udur i(onc, More the (me eimnai. it, . 42(1 il liny can no tienreilin lairieriuory. vfiiiu in nuco lor ( lieulnr and liifonuallou. ifHiW WOULD I'llllI.mniNll CO., Cot. 7lh and Mai. lEetmrcoiK.l'lillndtlphht, foot. l,7My.l ; PERFECT , COMBUSTION. NrX!.'.' :-.car W Morormjlw i))u,xo Mfe:.Mv'-'''rm'' Allium? iflt. . himV. ,., i . i .trj, Mn - ' . SIGNAL LIGHT. 'Ihu rlfst only nierU'rtlnii An'thinlio Coal b(ovo e-tr lnenied that will VnKcUy , Coiibiiuieall tl)Buase, W.irnntcd Dio 1U.-T HFAllNU STOVU In l . I II M ' 1 i 1 1 11 t-l .1. nl ir to ' i ' 1 1 1 1 s I III il lu 'ill h, I'.i ;.Am. Poeiieaf. ' j . . .1 ji.J.i,j . :c . Ill UoJllli. ' " tiil'irnirJ finoive. 1 .1 . Lnipnariicdt My Emcllnqmnrrjiil. '' Vins.lirefinlUio'Jio'srit'hli.dtt'il.i '' ' " And 1 i;r VcrtlUi Which t eucrislirJtVf$' (tr jrl;' I'll Ad'cr hSiS-b the plcns'nrc th'iend, 01 ui Avian I faHYitn tliootroasinps Io riVtvKlinloYo'Botilncero? 1 VTiYl, tptlll htivb dnd cordfbrlii.irtriyvVRltPi'! 't.M ue aHil,)ny irlehdhavofidrnehWr' ' Tim doctor JYoUHcyo tho dorr,"' "j. , , O.mrsothoAoulouu'dcolrtjitiKjli,-,, , ,,, IlolliuUotsiifspon'duncksJrtady, , And' uor ho'U Jiayq twk6,a3 i'uui jAuoi e. I hope tho old iiM.boxAWu p'oVn ' 1 . .JIlns61twllli hlsithts4cjerfifrjiir'. Alns, my poor creditors wnttcr'l Briar; in soitii) rlpte'i-laiS eiUce'r. ' Mho's Dglyt Ot.conrsoif bulj( bm'ti A bdauly I vrauted owln, ' 030? DonUleHi bnj what does (tjnnl lot , , . Aslongnttlipwcnohhastho.tlju? ,..p' ' WIl h her I'd ltavo had for tin lncoulo ' t At) least twenty tliousandn year,, O, tto ji ! 1 ainiulned, ItcrOLWaltoj-j! Brine; lu t o mm e plasics of beer. ft v.htro lj ilia tam of fast lionwt With whloh 1 wan tiior(ly,to rldo 7 And whori U the brownalotu rcni'slon . ,V,"lnrelo I Was St Jli to rtfililo? . Aral tilltronrotUngiceubnclisnuU eoijj9lii. , 1 cotfi (td for aloaust a y ear; 1 IIoTaliirrobuOi tmcstlouB.Hcro,wn,Uci I, Drins hi 0 ivholo pqetchton of beer I , ' ' Miscellaneous. Civfr u'ni Scnsavretzci1.' ' (iciitiriTi.imvN.Juuodorrth, 1671. MisTiln BANNEit'rynucii nit Do Polly Ana'Avil liuv.-'rt,lch sot '3 Tfclttuit; sliroiva iifcovvn, for no iioat tlo IiiiCdnlitr. mich yuslit 0113. Jiruliu, un shputih lYvcr inichv.'cll !oh unitfid a crowd K(a wo do Gmnt'.j Jolt. Ayor, wa-i wclia do Polly Aim we'd in (irjiiim tioliliiv) liter gcht. Bidder ich publicly roiiEo kuuimit bin ids polly tialicncr dttna de Icit mich koih onncr ,shle? aw ace wo no als hen. For iuaUuieo eoIIov Eav.-yor etort in der sldaiH ;o forraui yphrf'o nn ivvor 011s nlicany spuecli g'ruaciit hut tloh in ehtt-Mal ons Whiiinorioo'u' saloon, sl'llor hut mch alj yiibht Sam tflicasa Waim ui mioii aw KcIuiTf. hut, uwor wd fcli in dcr sldiidt wnr fto Ictsht wach, un yiuht Vo icli dtt'l ccul wfrrt grund-niss kawft hat) Tun LOllcr alt fraw Wo c.ira .ihtaiul liuLt Uprt ueasihl 6m morricltt iH'EjaUor very lawyer nf g'shtcpiU'"iin hut mor dqhpudgovva un sojjt, "Wqll, MLlcr Bt;.i3awetzer, how-di-du!" Un uouh dem daa m6v p, whilo jjcblaiidorl hen niit.noiincr is chns fun denna candi daieM for 'oliico of gViiteppi, un i.ollcr hut oven rcalipccl for mcr g'h'ol, for acr Uut laluh Aliyor ji'hi.ua,. nWer. tu.co'di'-jo, ich war no not an Ma jor, Da cautskh military pcailion das yoamohls c'liot. hob war an corjioral ful do suldawla frcl-comi'riny was mcr fi'hwt lion doh im shteddcl for al.'iul elf yol'i Isuriclc, un mcr .,in nl.-, ouj jjatftrnd un hen ally mohr.at amohl gedrlld, nil 'marched mit ?heany uni form, uw fun bloh shtuft un brass li'ncp all lvcr Ue brtuht. Awer wo dcr jreok aw fi'onga hut, ich weha noch goot, donri iion'mcr all do compiuiy uf govva uinesiuuod, woil sell forduiwelta shcesa ua anonncr doal niacha uuu gor not g'falla hut. Mor wara awcr doch all down uf do rebels, un ich wior om oud aw noch gong provided ich hot an situ ation hrega keima unulch cm qtiartor- ma?kr odder cnnlch obbas sunaht wo 0 clua net IrcJTa hctta kcmia. Net daj ich mich g'fioirichl hob gor net, awcr, du woashti'H hot ovva doch obbas hap- nena Lcnna das do Polly Ami a wit- fraV: (,'mach'L Jiot, un' h war v;caga sollr.m das 1 ich net gonga bin; Now awer bin 'eh yusht 30 gont ob das dcr oe?ht, for, somehow, so sin uf dcr nehnuiig Ich wtur aw an Mjjor g' ivst imgrccl:, uu soil Is yusht 1S0 goot (to wauu'd wohr wrer, un well mcr doch yusht feiildawta supporla cot for oflleo gcbt'ti nicer aw an chance grawd so goot das wann ich wprkllck aw als bat tics g'fochtahctutigcblool uug'tjiiffcrcd un g'shtorwa wtur for loud. Awer, ich du luich sheer gorly for- gessa. Keller lawyer nut mcr isu ror shtca govva dai wann ich trfitm Oraut ahticl: wctta so aw ebbau du for mich, un mor an .-iliaro fu.i tlo ohlamp'J gevva. Un seller cantir.lato hut mor tswca dahlcr c.i'jH nunncr belzahlt wcil ich agreed hob elun net wrmilclicr das dreltich votes gcvvu on dcr brclmiiry lccUhliuti doh liiislitcddel,uiibollkaiin ich aw du wann ich ciu Judgo fun dor liiksliim about an halwer dahlcr gob fur do tI.b-ra rcclit uf do roturns du. Ocsldcr bin Ich aw ninohl uouso gon ga doh im shteddcl for oils llnna Wscr do gooly true-bliio Grant's loit sin, uf dc mcr.slch aw forliiii.i Uuiin, awer so well hob Ich rather bhlichl gllcUg'liot. Do fact la mcr hen chin fun dentm gr.it illdatliiu nirctlngs g'hoi doh linshtcd die, awer, somehow, 's walua net fi-cl dort uu inieh hen c uf do commiilco gcrtii fin do 1. mils uf uiicha uu r.o d' ro',1 soma muiiiu fuii tlraut Club, Wcl," wo g'hav. t, ich bin guahter amohl nou-o gong.i, un bin 110I tsum .iomiy amskuVi, wcil eralsfort an gooter 'l)iibll:an waf, un hob on g'fiokcd wq'd Icummt das or net on dor meeting war nin Somshdog owol, uu er hut g'sawt or wtur uot e'xacllylm humor g'wet for onua gca. Well donn hob Ich nmolil my bib beer oiii cm nock rouso f ir do navina solrmfir Jt-r Club, un hub om ;r'-.twt 'a dolit i iid nix- 011s m.iolm olrcrinn iler inovtliiK win1 oddi'r iioj, un dao or bow doh- bcI iiawnia nuuner du bwui, 1111 d'110 Hub lfh'fl ehra covvi, uu or Itutrf g'tra-li. Aor lyh muas tpttfospA, e3 hut mich oiillk'Ji fuovuiiiiQityo pr wev g'iiawit hut das or soil not exactly gen kauri, un or hut mor aw R'ftwt wuruut iwifll or net Im sin hot for dcr Hart ranft t.ui vot.i. Now ; 0 ilos du'd forah tea Jfiunshtwo loh ousg'maclithob mit om. Jpimyj Will Idi dor an copy doh K0Y.Y4 fUtn' boblieOv, csjctly wo seller JUnj'jjor In dor shtadt mcr's govva hut Hainoly.i 11 rf.lliv.lii, orvrnn tn form f i'nfi,lni 'JtopiiDlIenn Club', for tho. olection of (trant lor I'lesiuoiii, Jinriraiut. lor uov ernoif and Allen for Auditor Cionoral.-' Now (lev (inicuity Wffr ,ruu'yoaya dom .ITtutr.vuff, im ur Jiut'merg'sawt wamj Ich seller n.iwiua ous Urate uu du seller ISucUidow la s 1 plal., d'Uin wet ir aiiU'lil drlvwr con-Id' r,. Well, d'no bob le'i 1 1 aw gr nvd A renncrl ipRltpAl, JULY 12, 7-tui aecHfillng tau sOlncr notion, tin hob dor llailriln.fi oils gokralzl, 1111 uoi' Huckiv low ubl gediifUn d'no hills dun wcg g'leusit:" .v. "Wd lierobv nfftoo to furii a i-niritlfir Ttt'Tilillcati Club, for tlio election of urnnimr rripiuoni, jiticirainwfor uov orndt1, and Alien for Auditor Clonoral." "2Vov," sccht dor Jouny, "nov In f'a qidllch iiuproofl. awoi'.'ii in nooli net oxiiotly V'o's uoi rot,' loh knnn's n6eh nul fjl;ir, for RCllor AHh ii elms fun donna irlng ktprls wo vrow.cprt Jion eplly ueln, niiiJion dahlor wicrl bonder un cash o'.M dor treasuryshteaia unsfor dohla lunnlch iiolItLslioiicr.s and Kail roaderp." Uu noch dem das or mors amohl oxplnluod hut war Jchs agreed om Allon sol nawma aw ous kraUa un pollcm Harlliy solii' nol shrolva, un WCifiT.n: "Wo horoby agreo lo form a regular Pvcpublican Club, for tho election of Grant for President. Duckalow for Gov. ornor, "nd ITartloy for Auditor Gen eral." "Now," sccbt dov Jonuy, "now 3ults mlcll exactly t now, hicr mit der foddor yn Jitldr, Un do rieht"," vrehl crj awer wo cr (-IcJqnna g'huckt hut forV splqa hlil p Kf Ivictf r.och ainohl drivvcr go gitck't tin toct: "Awer Sam. doh is ebbeq tio"h 'iet f;pc'Jy 'a rccht (Hug cs fehlt dcu bobbscr'ly no? yusht noch ea 'montimcit." "Wass Is now lotzV hob Ich g'sawti "EI," sccht cr "eollcr icralit iipvma '9 Is dcr Greeley tin net dcr Gt'p.ut for don ich gca will for Pros- blent liiv.tz mer yttaht dcr Graul aw Ous mi du dor Qrcoley nol, d'no blu ich agrxied 's t?u sciua," sccht er. Now sell hob Ich net du walla, doch bin Ich Isu dor conclusion kumma das 03 bcsfier wn;r agrcca Isu sol lam cant 'mondmout, for wann mor's not dttt donn wtor d:or .Tonny om end noch im shlo-'d uu doht do parly gons fcrluesa, un d'no hob ich donn tlo forendorung g'mudit nil.' bobbcerly hut den veg g'lcv.i: '" ' "Wo hereby agr.ee (0 form a Itegular Itt'publicaii Club, or tho election of GKfloy for President, lluckalow for Gcoiiior, ami UaiUoy for Audltoi Ue.'icml.' Uus yusut uoch i-a 'nioniimi'tit hut cr imiff 1 jtl 's wart "llogylar" ouh L ratza uu "Liberal" nol shrciva, un wolrsnot foi 1 our maclil fiia wcaga, nawma, war icU- aw agreed, un d'no hut crs bob booily aw g'scind, un or hut proposod dm ich my nawma aw dorhu du set, un ich hob'd aw gcdii, un weil des ding so amend is warri inshpccl ich gebls noch lccl oimery i,ignors, for 'a hut ordllch fed i'ii.i der aaiao sort Graut'a Icit doh im thtaddlo. ' W . ich noch wol tec ous iuach mil un- tcrni Grant Club doh will Ich diehwissa h'-ia. . . Sam Bdnsawhtzhh. A KMC ou .1 LuiomoUvc. "r;.)Uid wo rldo with llio driver'.'" " j'ou wou't find it so ploasaut as you iniiiginc, but yoii can try it." Tho conductor signal.1:, tho engineer graii'. 1 ouo pi tho mysterious lover.3 whUi put him en reoporl with tho modcrii bahomotli, anil llio docilo mon ster wh!sk3 away as if rejoicing in llio light m..; of Iho play-day train behind him. A11 our speed increases wo bo como painfully awaro that we aro not oa springs. Tho easy swing of tho car docs not portain lo the locomotive, which jump lo its work with a rioting, trampling, Irlp-liammor ouorgy that disdains tho thought of ease and soft ness. Wo cannot keen our foot, and find I'j hard lo keep tho high and nar row fl'iipory seal, with nothing to hold 011 to. The speed seems terriilc. Tho country no longer g!Idc3 away from us wit'! a 1'i'iuu.;; mollr.n, il rushes on us liko a tiiui.Jcrbolt, Tiu trees aud ! ioua': have r wld ling motion, llorco, ' tumultuous, maddening, as though hurled towards a vortos Irom which wo ;iro momentarily oscaping. Instiuctivo- ly wo shrink as tlic track cuts undents, and tho huge rocks by tho wayside seom Hying at us. Ahaad is 11 curvo. What is boyond it '.' Wo watch tho disclosing lino with peculiar fascination, for tcrriblo possi bilities aro ever just out of sight. Gradually our -.ci.es becomo used to tlwir now experience, and wo aro will ing to forego our usaless vlgilauco. On tho light tho river Hows like a river in visiui, nolscles-s, swift, and strangoly calm. On tlio left tho hills waltz aud reel, bearing down on Iho track liko an endless avalanche. Above, tho llcry clouds betoken the close of a brilliant day, but It nukes Us dizzy to look at tlioni. It i.-. pliMsanter to atudy tho steady puKu of thu drlwr, Alert, bolf-pu'-fi. -i ,ed, unpretending, ho sees every inch of llio track by Hashes of obsurva tlou, lets out or rostrains tlio hccdloss eiicijry of his all but living engine, and holtl.t llio 1 voa of us all uiih a grasp as Iriin in it is voniiugly uiioonsoious. Wo plungt! Into tho shadow of Kilta llnny M'liutt.ihi, plerco tlio point of rooilli il pnj els into tlio river, and stop amid .1 livnfiulouiii backing Indus, shrl "'Un ; rnj?liie, mid tho Rhouts of travkBTH'ii. Wo aro at Diidgoport, and .is srviu ut Ih'j brldgo Is clear wo shall cros 1 iiamsuuri;, " I. ..!! have a roallzlng sonso of my oljjl. 1 ,nr to tho onglno-driver, after thi,i' .v -uuln tho wntravolcd man, as W0(li(ib down from tho Iocomollvo ; "ana a wholeaoiuo roeiix't for his bklll arid caiirfig"." "'IVBVolIug by Tolc- 1. p-i," by Jamt?a Itlchavdsou, ftrrt'i- tto'jfor U(ij, . , ,. tioO'i 11 1 ..1. AaSlTfiANl'i:, - Dobof ly.tlio kite dikf Jd ilioGof Iroland, tollsa good slop of his pouting day.. Ho was go- Ing circuit In" '4 postolialso, and at a (1.111.,-iruttti pari, whoro llio road skirted t - a3m, one 01 tno iiotnOH, who nati 1. 11 belmvlug' wildly till Iho way, bo g 1:1 k!ckiTigJfurioiisIy, Much alarmed, Pohoi ly called out, "This Is outragoous. 1 don't think that lioreti lias over been la harnewa bofoM," "licdad, your lordmlp Is right. Ho was look "(Ml of tho field this morn luK." "And do- you moan to tel. mo that you havo put mi ur.bi'uken horso In my carriage. V" "Sorm u sight of tho loalher J10 has over con till to d.iy. And If ho brings yuur 1'irdthlp afi W the fill i f the hill, tin- in 1 ur my le 'It buy him " 1872. (JOL. A Tclcgraiili Ktcry. 1 think Iho most curious fuel, taken altogether, that I over hoardof thoclcu trie lolograph, was told mo by a cashlor of tho Hankof England. You may havo heard of it. Inmmiro It doscrvoa to bo. "Onco ujion a time," then, 011 a cortaln Saturday night, tho folks nt tho Hank could htit mako'lho balance como right by just 100. This Is a sorlou3 maltor In that llttlo establishment ; I do not mean tho cash, but tho mlstako in nrllluilolic ; foi1 it occasions a world Of ecrulliiy. An orror lu balancing has boon known, I am told, to koop n dole. gallon, of clerks from each oflleo at work Bomclluics through tho whojo night. A huo aud cry wa4 of coUrso mado after this 100 as if tho old lady In Throad' nccdlostroot would bo in IhoGazotlo for want of It. Luckily on Iho Sunday morning a clerk, (In tho mlddlo of tho sermon, I daro say, If tho truth woro known,) felt a suspicion of tho truth dart through I1I3 mind quicker than any Hash of llio tulcgraph ilstlf. IIo told tho chief cashier on Monday morn ing, that perhaps tho mistako might havo decurred in packing somoboxosof spcclo for tho West Indies, which had been sent to Southampton for shipment. Tlio suggestion was immediately acted upon. Hero was a race, lightning against steam, with eight and forty hours si art given. Instantly tho wiro U3kcd, "Whothcr such a vessel loft Iho harbor." "Just weighing anchor," was1 tho answer. "Stop her!" frantically shoutod the elcctrio telegraph; it was dejno. "Havo up on deck certain boxes marked so and 50 ; weigh them care fully." Thoy woro weighed ; and ono tho delinquent, was found by Just pno packet of a hundred sovereigns heavier than it ought to be. "Let her go," said Iho mysterious telegraph. Tho West India folks woro debited with Just C 100, more, and tho orror was cor- rcclod without over looking into tho boxes, or delaying tho voyage an hour. Now lliatis what may .bo called "doing biidiiiOHS." Jlcnni Vioncrs. Daiiies. Wc lovo llttlo babies, and lovo ovcrybody who docs lovo babies. No man has music in his soul who don't lovo babies. IJabios woro mado lo bo loyed especially girl babies when thoy grow up. A man Isn't worth a shuck who hasn't n baby ; and tho samo rule applies to woman. A baby is a spring day in winter a ray of suiishino in frigid winter and if it is healthy and good-natured, and you'ro suro it's yours, it is a bushel of sunshine, no matter how cold tho woflthor. A man cannot bo a hopeless cftso so long as ho loves babies ono at a tlnio. Wo lovo babies nil over, 110 mnilor Jiotv elirly tlioy nro. Babies woro born lo bo dirty. Wo lovo babies because they aro babies, and be cause their mothers woro lovablo and lovely women. Our lovo for babies is only bounded by tho number of babioi In Iho world. Wo always look for ba bies WO do with anxiety and paternal affection. Wo do I Indeed wo do I Wo alwaj'3 havo sorrowful feelings for wo men that havo no babies, and don't ox pect any. Women always look down hearted who havo no babies ; aiid men Who havo no babies always gamble, nnd drink whisky, nnd stay out nighta try ing to gel mu3lc In their souls; but thoy can't como It. Babie3 aro babies, and nothing can tako their places. Pianos play out, nnd good living plays out, and sweet tempera play out, and beauty plays out, unless thero's a baby in iho house. Wo'vo tried it I Wo knew ; and wo say, there's nothing like a baby! About Umbrellas. Among tho uses to which tho umbrel la may bo put is poking an utter stran ger allllctcd with lumbago in tho back, under tho impression that lie 13 Smith. It also sorves lo keep oA' rain ; ilrit, when it does rain ; second, when it doc3 not rain. Its tues in tho tlrst ovont arc palpablo to tho naked eye. Tho second caso may bo practically illustrated by taking nn umbrolla do 11 on a cloudy morning. Tho inevitable result is that tho skies clear up toward 9 o'clock, and you may return homo in a sweltering glaro of sunlight aud mflbcated with dust, bearing with you an umbrella, which convince s all who meet you that you aro a llttlo erratic or shiftless. If tho tablo talker wero an honest farmer sull'oring from a corncrln rain, ho would put on 11 pair of patent leather boots and a light spring suit, and go on n long walk without an uinbrolht, It would be' suro to ralu combined reapers and mowers -lot alouo pitchforks boforo night. Umbrellas aro not considered privato properly any nioro than tho all ot' hi'.wou and Iho rain which falloth alike up.ju tho Democratic and tho Re publican. You may tako ouo wllh Im punity at any tlmo, If you aro not ob served. Tho last characteristic of Iho umbrella is lis proto.ui powor of chang ing shapes. You may Ieavo a bran new mulberry dlk with an Ivory and rose wood handle at any public gathering, taking thureforo a check, and within throoiliours It will transform itsolf Into a light bluo or faded brown cotlon, somewhat less In i.l.othan a circus lout, With 11 handlo liko a telegraph polo and flvo broken rlb. Tharo Ha good deal of dry humor in Iho American prass. Tho following ex tract fiom thu Loulsvillo CtotH'to Is n gum lu iUs way : "Tho Now York Xun, which Is Holdoni satisfled with things, objects to tho proportions of a rattlo snal;6 recently ,con in Career Oonnty, iu this titato, and duocribed as reachln; from xmo sldo of tlio road to tho othor, whllq Its dody was as big as an oidlnary churn. Tlio Hun says that was a. very badly-proporlllonod suako,' and that It should havo boon a good deal lougor or 0U0 a good deal thinner," Wo should lluo to know who Ls running tlio inakes of this gtuto, heroolf or tho editor of tlio Now York Sun, Whqu things como lo such a pass that Now York arrogates to herself tho right to dlclato to Kentucky llio Jzoiiiid shape of her sorpents, It Is high Mmo for tho trumpet to sound to arms nnd for the sword to leap from Its scabbard." VOL. XXXVI--NO. 21, , Tlio HI1I0 Dealer's Sign. TI16 proprlotor of a lanyard, adjacent to a certain town In Ylrglnln.concludcd to build a stand, or sort of store, 011 ono of Iho main streets, for tho purpose of vending Ids Icathor, buying raw hides, and tho liko. After completing his building, ho began to consider what sort ofn sign H would bo boat lo put up for Hid purpose of attracting attention to his how establishment ; and for days and weeks ho was eoroy puzzled on this subject. Soveral dovlcos wore, ono after nnolhcr, adopted, nnd, on further consideration, rejected. At Ijist a happy idea struck him, IIo bored an augor holo through tho door post, and stuck a calf's tail Into It. with tho bushy end Haunting out. After while, ha noticed a gravo-looklng per sonago standing near tho door with hl spectacles, gazing intontly on tho sign. And there ho still continued to stand, dumbly absorbed, gazing and gazing, until tho curiosity of tho hldo-dcalor was greatly excited In turn. IIo stepped out and addressed tho In dividual 1 "Good morning," said he. "Momlug," said llio other, without moving his eyes from Iho sign. "Do you want lo buy leather?" in quired tho dealer. "No." "Do you want lo sell hides V" "No." "Perhaps you aro a farnior," "No." "A merchant, maybe" "No." "Aro you a doctor?" "No." "What aro you, thou?" "I am a philosopher. 1 havo been standing hero for an hour, trying to nsccrfnin how that calf got through that auger holo!" A Considekate Victim. Wo ro- mcmbcr, says n contomporary, roadlng about a husband going homo tipsy ono night hi a thunder storm, and who, in ascending tlio stairs, lost his porpen- dfcular, aud foil prostrato lo tho foot of llio stops. Slowly galuing a sitting posturo, ho gazed vacantly around, and then exclaimed to his better-half who had hastened to tho sccno of her lord's discomflturo: "Wife, torriblo clap that: did llio lightning strlko any body clso?" This story is somowliat eclipsod by tho following incident, which occurred 11 a Western city : Two men wero en gaged in a quarrel on tho railroad, and a train of cars approaching, tlio atten tion of ono of llio belligerents was drawn to tho train. Tlio other man, thinking "now was his chance," let l!y his flst against tho sido of tho other man's head, which felled him to tho ground, ond ho laid thero. apparently in an In sonslblo condition. Tlio other mau, seeing what ho had done, becamo frightened and ran away. Agentlcman, witnessing tho atfair, wont to tho assist anco of tho pro3trato man, when tho latter, rovivlng and looking around, asked : "0 1 did tho car3 run over tho other follow, loo?" A LES30N for Boys. Ono day a flno Newfoundland dog and a mastiff had a sharp discussion over a bono or somo othor triiiing matter, and warred away as angrily as two boys. Thoy woro fighting on a bridgo; nnd being blind with rase, as I3 often tho caso, tho first thing they know over thoy went into the water. Tho banks wero so high that thoy wero forced to swim somo distance before they camo to a landing place. It was very easy for tho New foundlander; ho was ns much nt homo in the water as a seal. But not so poor Bruco ; ho struggled nnd tried his host to swim, but mado but llttlo headway. Old Bravo (tho Newfoundlander) had reached tho land, and then turned lo look al his old enemy. lie saw plainly that his strength was fast falling, and that ho was likely to drown. So, what should tho noblo fellow do but plungo In, soizo him gently by tho collar, nnd keeping Ids noso abovo wator, tow him safoly Into port I It wa3 funny to seo theso dogs look at each other as thoy shook their wet coats. Their glaucos said as plainly as words, "Wo'll nover quarrel any moro!" "Call Me George. " Apropos of tho personal gossip lloating through tlio press concerning llio equestrian habits of Hon. Georgo Bancroft, our minister to Germany, It is said that, notwith standing Ids vcncrablo years, next to his foiidnos.3 for horso ilcsli is his pen chant for harmless llirlalton. A good story is told of Ids weakness on this subject. Ho was proinonadlngonoovo- nlng ou llio verandah of llio Ocean House, at Newport, with a gay Now York hello, not yet out of her toons. In courso of conversation sho addressed her companion as Mr. Georgo Ban croft." "Now really, my dear Miss 0 ," said tho ancient beau, "you must not call mo iliat call mo Georgo." A few momonts afterward thry re lumed lo Iho drawing-room aud mingled with Iho throng, when lo tho amazt'inont nnd horror of our embassa dor, thu mUchlovous girl exclaimed, loud onough for tho wholo company to hear: "Georgo, I havo dropped my glovo plcaso go and look for It," Bancroft wont but did not return. Ac a recent trial tho counsel for tho prosecution, afler fjovorcly cross oxam Inlug a witness, suddenly put on n look ofsoverlly aud exclaimed : "Now, sir, was not nn efl'ort mndo to indueo you to tell a ulfiorcnt story ? "A different story from what I havo told, do you menu." "Thnt's what I mean." "Yes, slr',5 sovpral persons lmvolrled to get mo to-tell n dllVcrcnt story from what I liavo told, but thoy couldn't." ."Now then upon your oath, I wish to know who theso persons nro." ' "Wfcll you'vo tried about as iinrd ns nuy uf them." IIo was quistloncd no further on that point. DEM. RATES OF ADVERTISING. 1 . ( I ' ! I F ( 1 i ' ' . Ono inch, (tfaeivf) llnM br M eiultrniont in HnnpniDll type) ono or IwolniattloiiH. 11.00 lliroo JniotUnus, 12.W bI'Aci:. (si.. ii 3st. 6 i. Ono lnli....y...., fit) Mx) ti.rxi jc.rvi fio.nn TWO lllCBM.i.,..-..,.l 8.W 6.M, 7,0g ll,(H IS.Oll Threo inrlits.,..:....;.; B,i 7,w O.oi) ls,c) In ml l'our lllCll.. - 7,UU .ttJM 11,00.17,1. 23.U1 (Jnnrlcr column lo.io la) li,oo ai,(i nvo ilnir column ...13.00' l,uu io(Oi.),i). uit Olio column 30,00 UO.W lO.M Ol.uu loO.nu 1 1 i Kicoiitor'H or Adinliilslntpr'i Notlco, ),00 Audllpr'A or r Assigiico'i! wouce,' tipi. IjciM notlccn, tponly cciita A lluo, rutiU In the "nnnlnAfiii nir rccldry" roliitnn, ' 1 1 S2,ui net year for tlio nrst lwd I nes.nnu li.oo for encu auuiuauai lino. Humorous. A Tennessee" papersnyB: "Alme.rMoss, a highly respectable- nnd well known lunatic, was In town Inst week." Among tho "drunk nnd disorderly" In a Now Orleans slatlon-liouso last week appeared tho nauio of Horaco Oreoloy. In this a deep-laid schemo to conciliate llio Southern voto? 1 A girl In Mount Pleasant, III., found life a burden bocausoBho wns allllctcd with warts bn hot hands, so Bho drown ed horHolf. Thoro was something appro priate In herjsoeklngn wnrlery grayo. An Iowa man, ls still chuckling in his sleovoi ovqr, jtho way In which ho sold an unsophisticated browcr in ids neigh borhood by "swapping" hi? wlfo for n barrel'of boor. Of tho many Polos Immigrating to this country it ls remarked that a very largo percentage nrojournoymen tailors. This is doubtloss owing to tho mutual attraction between tho noedlo and tho Polo. A Judgo sentencing ft prisoner lo bo hung said ho hopod It would provo a warning1 to hlra. It did tho chap has not committed a crimo since. "Spank this boy and send him homot" is tho label which anxious Detroit mothers stick on their bovs wlicu thov send tjiemiout'tO play. Wisconsin boasts that one of its mos quitoes would bo moro than a match for six of tho Jersey galllnippors. Tho lumbermen say that tho holes borod through four-Inch planks by those In sects ruin them for market. Tho Cleveland Leader thinks It has enough pootry on hand to last until next fall, but If tho spring is backward, and tho flrc3 havo to bo kept up, It will prooaDiy neeu moro. Lorld Baxflold. the Scotch Judze, onco said to an eloquent culprit at tho bar, "You'ro n vera clovorcholl. mon : but I'm thinking yo wad bo nano tlio waur o' a hangin. A constablo in Ohio lately testified ns follows: "I know nothing of her but what I hoar the noighbors say ; nnd, in my opinion, what n woman says, of another is not worthy of bcllof." A Fronch Journalist recently nut out his eyo in putting on a clean shirt. Which shows that, liko other thincs in tho world. Duttlnir on cloan shirt3 nron- crly requires more frequent nractico man m ronenmon usually givo to it, By ono of thoso slncular freaks which electricity occasionally displays, ltliodo Island was struck by lightning, during a shower last week, without tho shock being felt, by any ono in tho adjoining Statos, Hero Is an item for noor youim men : Borneo was a solf-mado olephantl IIo camo to this country without a dollar in his trunk, took Grccloy's advice, went west, and died recently worth J 10.- 000. A nowlv converted reporter thus no tices a minstrel troupo: "For thosowho do not consider it a sin to witness min strel Bhows, Mils entertainment will fur nish n pleasant relaxation from revival meetings." A baby latoly had tho misfortuno to swallow tho contonts of an luk-bottlo. Ita mothor, with wonderful prosenco of mind, immediately admlnstorcd a box of steel pons and two shoots of foolscap papor, nud tho child has felt write in sido ever slnco A Bloomington, III., mau scalped n friend by nccidont lately, merely, to show how it was done, supposing ho had tho back instead of tho edgoof tho knlfo. Tho friond has now ft thorough conception of the operation. A Boston paper says: "A hand-organist cornea round to our oflleo every day or two and plaintlvoly grinds out about 'Come home,doar father, como homo.' He is informed that houcod not como hero again. Thoold man wont homeyestorday." An Indiana papor has this scandal : Owcnsburg, Green county, shipped 1110 barrels of whisky to Kentucky, last week, to bo manufactured Into soventy year old Bourbon. Tlio process will occupy about forty-olght hours. On a count of noses, tho authorities of Grant county, Wisconsin, found that a Mr. Clark has flvo moro than tho rcgu lar number of wives, and assessed him $110 per wlfo. Of courso ho could not raiso that amount with so many wives to support, and now languishes in jail at Patch Grove. One Denver gentlemen shot another, nnd was promptly arrested "obstructing tho pavomont." Ho was discharged when ho cloarly demonstrated that tho way tho deceased stood, it was impossi ble to shoot hlrn In any way so that ho would not fall on tho sidowalk. Tho modern woman when sho has a nail to drive doesn't wait for her hus band to como home. Sho catches hold of tlio nail as sho would luto tlio hair of a recreant son, swings tho hammer over her head and nluniros downward. Then sho ties up her fingers as well as sho can , puts on nor iiostnonnet and goas rigui ovor to nor mother's for a good cry, and her tea. Tho (luestion at a country toa-uarty lurning on tlio impropriety of mixfiii: up cakes With a pinch of snutr in tlii' lingers, a lad remarked that ho had scon his mother do It, nnd novor dropabli of snull'. "Why, my son," said tin lady, "how can you lio so'.'" "Well, mother,,' ho replied, "may be you did drop a llttlo." It Is told of avounk'Kenlleman whom a maiden liked but father didn't, thai at n roasonablo (?) hour tho oldgcul mildly Intimated that tho tliuu for re tiring had arrived. "I thiuk you hit correct, my dear sir," answered nlno icctu century, moucstiy, -wo iiavuoceu wnlllng over nn hour for you to put yoursolf In your llttlo bed." -Father tu- ureu inougiiuuuy. . 1 A trontlcmnn who was n mlclity hun ter was plagued with a degenoratoKon, who manltestcd no croat predilection for his father's nursults. Ono day ho exclaimed, in tho bitterness of his mor tification, "cuss mo, Tom, if you'ro not gottln' perfectly worthless ; you'll noitncr mint nor lisn, 111 uo nangou if I don't sond you to school." Tho Paducah KenUichUm tells this : "In ono of our neighboring towns, one ovonlng, recently, somo Good Tomplar posted up n notlco calling for a mooting at ono of tho churches In tho place, fm tlio purpose or organizing a lougo or Good Templars, lua fow mlnut03)iller tho notlco had boon put up tho saloon kcopers stuck up Immediately under It tho following offsot notlco: "Atti'ii tlou ! 1 1 Froo drinks to night at nil thu saloons lu town." No lodgo was. formed thero that night. PUUiADKM'UIA PltACTICll. If a rcaldont of tho city, goj out to attend lodgo and come homo Just as the clock is striking ouo, two or threo times, you buy a "caudle." If Is a Httlq paste board box containing fried oysters, sandwlcli&i find other accessories of a midnight lunch. You prorsout this tu thq partuer of your bosom ns n peace ottering, bursting into tears ns you do so, nnd oxclainilng, "Oyzzcrs my dear, (iiilto ripo, too," and thou "It down lu tho coal scuttle.
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