HATES OF ADVERTISING. fin. irmii. itwnlva linen or Its equivalent 111 civile Nonpareil type) olio or two Insertion, 11.60 ia runiiHur.il isvkiiy rntuAY mouninci IN TUB COI.UMtllAN IIOILBIHO MKA11T1IR vomer HOUSE, 1I1.00MSIIU11U, l'A., 11V HENRY L. DIEFFENBACH, itniTOii and rnorminon, three Insertions,!!,!). tricx. 1m. IV, 13,00 6.00 7,00 9,00 13,00 18,00 3M. 11,00 7,00 9,00 11,00 11,00 9000 40,00 0M, It. 16,00 110,00 One luch,.....U50 Two Inchon ...8,&0 Tlirco Inches 5,00 9,1)0 13.uu 15,00 17,00 20,30 111,00 30,00 80,00 Four Inchon......... 7 00 Quarter column.. 10,00 Half column.., 15,00 80,00 60,00 One colamn...-0,00 (0,00 100,00 Terms-Two Cellars a Year payable la advaaeo. jod rniNTiNo Olnlldoscttptlons executed with neatness and dispatch at reasonabloratcs. Executor'! or Administrators Notice, 13.00 Auditors or Asslgnoo'i Notice, 12.60. Local notices, ten cent ft line. Cards in tho"BuslncssDlrectory" column, H.O per year Tor the first two lines, and 11.00 for eao additional line- VOLUME V,---NO, 25. BLOOMSBU11G, PA., FRIDAY, JUNE 23, 1871. COL. DEM. - VOL. XXXV NO. 18 Oolumbia County Official Dirootory, Orangevillo Directory VftMen(,7iiIi7f-Wll.l.tAM Fl.WKl.I., . Mon- Auoclalc JuitocJ-lKASt Deiiii, IsAAO B, JiOR. I'mthomttirti, .tf.-Wr.r.t.tNriTOM It. Kr. Xcaiiter it Jtccorder WILMAMIoM II. JAConr, tlhlrtel Attorney K. H. IKKI.F.lt. kicrur-AAKON BMITII. Nitrvtyor ISAAC HEWITT, Treasurer llAVtn LoWKNttKUCl. Onnmtutimcra Wii.mah U. quick, C'Yiiua HonntNS, HlltAM .T. Hkkiikr. lmm11lo)lm, Clerk WtM.IAM KltlCKIlAUM, AmUtvr U, J, CAJiriiRM., A, J, ALliEllTsou, DANtKI. IiFE. nmner John 1. Iloncif, Jury OiminlMfoncrs Isaac Mi;Ilnli)E, John Mr- ANAI.ta (.aunty SujKrlnlcMlcnl CHAItl.ra O. BAnifl.lcY. .'Mnl.l Jlmr lMrtet Directors, H. It. MlM.KIt, WlM.tAM KltAMh.ll. Itlonlnshurir, nntl Johnson IKKl.KIl, Giei'llWOlkl, ClIAllI.EsCoNNhll.BlC'y. I II. llF.llltlNG A UttOTHF.It.Cnrpentersnnd JY. llulldcrs, .Main st bolow l'lno. HOWF.lt A llL'IUtlNO, dealer In Dry Goods, Groceries. Lumber nml f-eliernt Merrhntinian Malu tt, BlttCK IIOTKIj nnd refreshment Saloon, by Hobr M'llcury cor.or Main and Fluost. Dlt. O. A.MF.OAUai:L,l'hyslclan andBurgeou. Main st next door to Good's Hotel, DAVID linillltNCI, Flour and Grist Mill, nnd Ucnlcr In grnln, Mill Htrcct, I L.KDWAUOH. Phylelfm and Hurtreon. Main ,iirftiuoornuoveM'lfenry'a Hotel, Bloonislrarg Official Directory. VlS Bua Un" lllotsmibitrp llmUnn Oi. John A. Funston, I 'I C Sill I'll I, II, II, I IK! II , UllSllier. J'irit A'tttloiiat lank CIIAH. It. FAXTOX,l,rcVt.i .1. i . i iisTiN.ijisiiicr. tWumlfltt (nnli MuttitlSitrlnft rttnttantl fsianA' wWnfoH-j;, II. I.ITTI.E, l'res't., ('. V, Mll.I.ltll, Bee'. Htuaunburn Ititthtlnrr nntl fiarhm Vsd Aioeia lllivnmbnrp Mutunl Ivtvlng ruwl Avwiatlmi J. J. Ilitowi.u, President, M, WniTMol Eli. Bec'y, Bloomsburg Directory. )Al'i:uilAQH Jtixt received nnd for sale at iho T M.HAltMAN, Hnddlo nnd Harness mailer. U. Mnlust.,oppslto Friinio Church. SCHUYLF.lt A CO., Iron rammers, Machinists nnd Mntiufiictuicrs of plows, M III HI. CAMin:i.BIIAUI'LKBB,MakcrufllioIluyhiirsl O Ural n Crudle. Main Bt. urll.I.IAM l)i:i.ON(l Rlioemiikcrnudliuinulnc H turcrof Uriels, Mill Ht west or l'ino Catawisaa. C0I.U.MIIIAN OIHCC. ) STOViCS AND TIN WAltE. lACOIJ MHTZ, dealer In stoves and tlnw.iru ll iiiiiin sircci,nuovo court house, CLOTHING. Ac. AVIIi I.OWF.NmntO.MerehantTnllor.Mnlu ij ki., i uoor auovo American House. TM. MOUUIH, Merchant Tailor corner of Ccn ll intumi iuaiu si over .Miller's sloie, DUUCiS, CI1KMIOAL3, Ac. I.l 1". I.UTZ, DruKRlsl and Apolhecnry. Main st. F. DAM.MAN. Merchant Tailor. Meeoml fit Uobblus'llulldlug. Dlt.J. K. ItOllllINH. Burscon and riiyslclau HecondBt., below Main, GIMIF.HT A Kl.INK, dry goods, groceries, and general merchandise, Mulli Blrect T 11. K1BTLF.K, "Cattnwlssa House," North ' , Comer Mnlu and Becond Btreets. KFILF.H. r.llhird Knloon. Ovsters. nnd Ire , Cri-nm In reason MnluBt. Poetical. below Uio Tost Ollloc. Urowcr's bloclc Mala st. MM. llHOHST. denier In UenernlMerebninllno , l)ry Ouotls, Groceries &c. SUHQUKltANNA or llrlck Hotel, H. Koslon bmulcr l'roprittor,(ontlitnst corner Main nml econa iu-cl. W M. II. A11BOTT, Atloruey nt law, Main Bt. 11 CLOCKS, -NVATCIIKS, AC. lewelry Ac, MnlnHlreet near West St. Buck Horn. n V.. HAVAIll lnl.ln.li. nin.bo U'nlnl.... n.,,1 Jewelry. Main si.. Just below Iho Amend I louie. I OUIH IinilNMIAllD, Wntrh nnd Clock maker. IJ iieiii'Noiuheastcornor lalunnil Jron sis. Ill (1. W.H. Ill . UO(iil8, IlOt v Irst dtoro In ki SlIOLitAKF.ll. dealers In ilrv el its and ecucrnl liierehntiillNi. south end ot town. Philadelphia Directory. "O ICIIAIUjSON li. WIUOUT, Jit. I.ATItr'AlIT UMMi n.,,1 r'l.wlr Mnlror Mnr. --V J t, kct street, below Main, HOOTS AND S1IOKS. I I M.K.SOUlt, Healer In Hoots nnd Hhoes, hitesl j, nnd best styles, enmcr Mnlu nud Market mioeis, in uio nm i'osi mnco. nAVID Ili:i,, Hoot nnd Bhocmnker, Main St., u ouiuw iiuriiiiau'ssiore,weM or iiininil, IlKNKV KLi:iM. Mnnur.lcturer nl.d denier In J I Knots and Bhous, Groceries, etc., Mnlu street, n M, IlllOWN, Hoot and Hhoemnker, Main y, Biie-ei, iiuuer uruwu iioiei. ATTOltNF.Y AT LAW, NO. 12S SOUTH SIXTH STUKHT, I'lllI.AliEll'ItIA Jan. l'7I-ly J. jr. KEIU1KAHT, wi ru ISAIINKS, MIO. & IIKBltON, HATH, CAl'B, BTHAW COODB A FUIIB, No. E0J Market Sliect, (Abovo Fifth,) Philadelphia. I'llOFKSSlONA L. ll. II. C. HO Willi, Burgeon Dentist, Mala st abuvo Iho Cotllt House. nit. WM. M. IIF.IIKH, SulK0i.il and Physician, jyi-.xcuiiiiu inocieuver v coo's hook siute. Ilt. II, F. KINNI1V, Burgeon Ilcntlst.-Teeth iu.Lineieii wiiiioul iiiim: nniiii hi., iieimv oil. l'.niiu i.iuai;uiUL V.UIUCII, ft (I. llAKKLliY. Attornev-ut.Law. OUlrn.ai V. lloorlu Uxclinngolilock,ii(.urthuMLxehiiuge "yAINWltlOUT A CO., WlIUL.LHAl.liUllUCI-.ItH, N. II. Corner Second and Arch Btreets, l'HILAniELI'HlA, Dealers In IAS, BYItUPH, COFFFD, BUOAlt, MOLASSIiS KICr, BI'ICIJl, III CAIIH BODA, AC, AC. 5Ordcrs ivlll receive prompt attention, may 10,07-tf, 11. McKl'.LVV.M. D.,Burge(in nnd Fhjslclnn uoriusiuo inniu si., uciow uiruei. It. liVANS, M. D.. Hill genu nnd Pliyslcln". . Mllliu SKloIIIIU hircM. ueinw AinrKei t (!. ltUTTKlt, M. D. Burgeon and riiyslclau ll. Mm C."' nrkct streLt, nbovo Main. II. ItOHIsON, Altorney-ut.Liiw, Ollleo llart- ninu's ouiiuing, isiuui Hiiee i. Business Cards. , imOCICWAY, ATTOItNEY AT LAW, 11L00Msncr.fi, l'A. tJ-OiriC!-Court IIouso Alley, 111 tno 10- LUMIUAN UUIllllllg. l.llini, OI, ailLLINKKY A FANCY QOODS, 11 I'I'.TFltMAN, Millinery nnd Fnucy Goods, ij. opposite i:plhcopal uuincn, .iiiuii nt, IIIKH LIZZIF. 11A11KI.F.V, Milliner, ltamsey 111 nillliuug .iiaiu sireei, MIHB M. DHIIUICKBON, Millinery and Fancy ill uooils.Mninsi,, ueiow .Miiruei, 1 1 Its. 11. KLINi:. Millinery nud Fancy Goods ill Malu slleet ueinw .ilamei. Ml'.B. JULIA A. A BADE 11AHKLKV, Ladles' Cloaks nnd Dress i'.iUirn.i, bouthiast coiner PIUIU llUU ll l'Ht hl, mHIi MI RHUS HAltMAN Millinery and Fancy 1 Uooils, Main St., below American House, Ij. TUItNElt 1'IIVBICIAN AND BUItOtON, HLOOM.SllUltO, FA. flKKini over T.ulz's DrutrHtmo. lleldeuo Mnrket Rtrcet,lst door below llcv.D. J. Waller, ueeiu til. c. w- HILLElt, ATTOUNF.Y AT LAW, Ollleo Court Uouso'-Alley, below tlio Colcm- 1IIAN Olllcc. liolinlics, llack-l'ay and Pensions collected. llloomsburg l'n. sep.'JJ'M "JOlJEItT F HOTELS AND SALOONS. l.HlltKB IIOTHL, by T. lleut. Tnylor, east end jl 01 mm sucei. CIjAUK, ATTOHNHV AT LAW, nmpMiiinfUrea below tlio Court Homo, 1 Illoombbuttt l't'ima, "Accept (ho Situation." If disappointment doRi your Btcrm It's hard to help repining, Hut (small philosophy It ruovm To go forever whining. Having done all that man can do To make or win occanlon, Come, Junt without too much concern, "Accept tho situation." Whether from rieasuro'ajaunlluK car You happen to bo lilted, Or whether by n hniulsomo girl You happen to ho Jlltod, Don't dcdlcato your tlma ami lung To useleM objurgation, Hut, pleltlnR up your llmbq ami heart, "Accept tholtualloD." If friends whom you, through thick nml thin, Have oftentlmfB befriended, hhould ftluk their nense of gratltudo When tlioiio good dccdi aro ended, llrmemhcrlng there la no blttcrnem How sad tho observation! I.lko the rnncor of once boBom frleiutfl, ' Accept tho situation," Buppofio tho motive for your act Has becu a bravo and truo one,. Thiit'H Just tho reaion why mmo follcn Will coin a false nnd now one, And shrug a dubious Bhru, and drop Thonly insinuation Hut, trusting ltlght, and waiting Light, "Accept tho dttunllon." Tho world is full of tipw and down, And many curious turnings, And Mmo big men are only clowns, For nil your weak heait burnings. Ueller tho lowly, If It'a true. Than tholofttent pinchbeck (station, Tho TYuc' a rock can stniid a hhockj Accept tho sltuntlon." Life's train Is whirling past, old boy. In what class do you Journey ? First, second, third ? the spool's tho same, If third, Ilrut needn't Kpuru you. Ashes Ui ashes, Uut to dust 1 Ilehold tho final station Not then wo may, but then wo taint " Accept tho situation," Miscellaneous. Is '11 10 fc Itooin lii Atnjcl l.llllll I Interesting 1'Acts for lliislncss Jlon. S. S. Packard, noted as n skillful pon man, writes to tlio Xcw York Mall con coming "Blfrnaturo exports," tho occas ion being tho lato " Tnylor-Wlll Caso," which turned In a groat measuro on tho genuineness of tho testator's signature- Jloro than twenty years ago, In Cin cinnati, I copied tho Declaration of In dependence, appending fao timtka of tho signers' names. Mr. Thomas Stov ons, nt tho saino tlino editor of tho Cin cinnati Alias, took occasion, In n pleas ant way, to doubt my awcrtlon that I had copied tho signatures with a pon, To convltico lilm, I asked htm to sign his namo on a sheet of paper, which ho did. I Immediately wroto ten copies of Ills signaturo abovo and below tho orig inal and handed him thopapcr to select his own. After a careful examination ho selected ono as his own. IIo was wrong. IIo tried agiln and again, with tlio samo result, and finally, by mcro guess work, he hit tho right ono. And it was a remarkablo fact that after lio had really discovered his own, ho could sco tho most astonishing absurdities In all tlio others. Soino six years ago, I was speaking with a well-known publisher of tills city, who sat at his desk signing domo checks that tho book-keeper had pro pared for him. Tho signaturo was of tho firm, and was a peculiar ono, as ho wroto it. I casually remarked that it was an elegant signaturo for a forger. 1 lu promptly responded that thcro was no forger that could sign that namo so ns to decelvo him. ' Oh, yes, thcro Is,1' said I. "Wliero is ho'."' " lleroho is, standing at your elbow." Da you mean tosajv'eald he, "that you can imitate that Mgnattiro bo that I cannot detect the forgery'"' " I mean to say," fald I, " thnt 1 Identify a body of writing, such ns a page, or ovon n dozen linos, but to do- cldo as to tho genuineness of a single word or signaturo Is moro than I would Hko to do, If either llfo or happiness do ponded upon It. Ilheso lines wero written niter henrlng tlio fol lowing touching incident related by a minister : mother, who was preparing somo flour to bako Into hrtad, left it lor n moment, when llttlo Mary, wltli childish curiosity to boo what It was. look hold of tjio dish, when It fell to tho floor think I call iln It. nnd nm williticrln trv riiiiiii 1 1 iti (-imii-iitn, jiiu muuii'i nil Uiu I If child a severo blow, haying, In nnger, that nho was always In tho way Two weeks nftcr, llttlo Mary sickened nnd died. On her death-bed, hllo delirious, sho nsked her mother If there ould bo room among tho nugels. "I was nt ways lu your way, mother; you had noroom for llttlo Mary! And I will bo lu tho angels' way? Will they havo room for me?" Tho broken- hcarled mother felt no sacrifice too great, could iho havo saved her child. Is thero room omoug tho angels IV hchpltltof your child? Will they tako your llttlo Mary In their loving arms so mild? Will they ever love mo fondly. As my story-books havo said? Will they find a homo for Mary Mary numbered with the dead? Tell mo truly, darling mother, Is there room for such as mo? Will I gain tho home of spirit?, And tho shining angels kcp? I havo sorely tiled you, mother Ileen to you n constant care, And you will not miss me, mother, IM10 was ever in your way, And sho fears Iho pood will shun her; Will Ihey, darling mother, say? Tell mo tell mo truly mother, V.ro life's eloslnp hour doth come, lio you think that they will keep me, In tho Mi In in g angel's homo ? I was not so wnyward, mother, Not so very very bad, Hut that tender lovo would nourish, And make Mary's heart so glad! Oh I I yearned for pure affection, In this world of blttor woo 1 And I long for bliss immortal, In tho land wherol must go, Tell mo onco again, dear mother, Hro you tako the parting kiss, Will tho angels bid mo welcome, To that land of perfect bliss? 0 MERCHANTS AND GROCERS. O. MAUH. Dry Uoods nnd Notions, south- west coiner .nam nuu mm hiu. DA. IlIX'KLKY, Hoot and Hhoo store, hooks it stationery, Malu Bt., below Market, 4 ,i JACOI1S, Confectionery, groceries etc., Main ii si,, uuiuw iron I.IOX a Winill, Confectionery nnd Ilaktry, j.- wnoiesaiu uuu reian, j-;xcuaugo juocie. T (MfOWIUt, HatRnndCnps.Ilootsandfihoea, lit -31 111 II M,,U1JUYU uuri JlUUtfU, H. MATZt. Mammoth (lion-iv. fine (Iro- ci-'rleii. L'lults. Nuts, l'rnvljslon. Ac. Main mm nun Dtrcna. MIKKLVY, NKALtV CO., dealers In Dry Hoods, (Iroeeiles, Klour, b'i ed, Kail, Klsh. Iron, Nails, Ci H. MILLint & K)N. dealers in DrvOoods. O, (irocerles, (jueeubware, Flour, Bait, Hhocs, JIISOF.IjIjANF.OUS. II. IjITTIjIO, ATTORNKY AT LAW, omen Cnurt-llonvn Alley, below tho Cor.UM HIAN Olllcc, llloomsburi! Fa. ,1. T;i .1. TIIOHNTON J. would nnnouneotollieelllr.ensnrillooms burg nud vicinity, that ho lias Just received a lull and cnmplelo assortment of WALL FAFKlt, WINDOW B1IADEH, FIXTUItKS, COItbS, TAHSELS, and all other goods In his lino of business. All tho newest and most appruve.il patterns of tho daynre nlways to bo found In Ills establishment. BUSINKSS CAltDS, V1BITINO CAUDB, L1.1T1.H IIKAUB, II ILL 1IUADB, FUOGUAMMKH, rOSTKHB, AC, AO. Neatly raid Cheaply rrintod From tho Latest Blyles of Typo at the COLUMHIAN OKKII'js. 10NhT.MII.IM llLANKBforsnloat tho Colum- j uiANuniee. M. ClIItlSTMAN. Bnddlo, Trunk ,l Harness. , maker, HUIVC'S uiocic .iliun nireei. JOOTS AND SHOES. 1.1.JV1V1. in. imu IT il, JtAIN 8T1.EET, UNUEU UltOWK'S HOTEL, W. ItomilNB.llauordcnlersi 17 noriuwesi coruer main nuu n J. TH011NT0N, Wall l'nper, Window shades j j. aim nxiures, jtupcri hiock, iuniu si, econd door from A lull and rnmplcte assoitmcut of rindymado irnV, i. boots and shoes for men, women and children jioubiN. Ijust lecclved and for sale at reasonable rates. vurietlisio Sllllllll cuisseK 111 euimiiuci . mv best of work done at short notice, ns heretofore. Glvehlmneall. Jaul71. Oil, Womlorriil IVorlil. " (Irint, wide, heantirnl.wondei ful world, With the wonderful water round you curled, And thcr wonderful Brass upon your breast World, you nro beautifully drest, " Tho wonderful air Is over nie. And tlio wonderful wind Is shaking Iho tree. It walks on tlio wnler, and whirls tho mills. And talks to Itself on tho lops of the hills, " You friendly Fartli ! how far do you go With iho wheat-fields that nod and tlio rlvors that flow, Willi cities and gardens, nnd clltrs, nnd isles, And pcoplo upon yon for thousands of miles ? "Ah, you nro so great, and I am so small, I tremble to think of jou, World, at all j And yet, when I said my prayers to-duy, A whisper insldo mo seemed to say, you nro moruthatl iho earth, though you nro such ndot: Yon can lovennd think, nnd tho earth cannot I"1 If you will writo Hint signature," ho replied, so that I can not detect it from my own, I will " "Thcro, there, don't bo rash : I should dlsllkoto tako advantage of your pros' cnt excitement. If you will Just wrlto tho signaturo at tho top of that letter sheet, wo'U seo what a llttlo impudence can do." IIo did as requested, I took tlio sheet and went to tho book-keeper's desk Hero I exchanged It for another of tho samo kind, nnd In thosamo relativo po sltion I Imitated tho signaturo In a very free, careless way, not attempting to servllo copy, hut preserving tlio charac teristic stroke. I then very carefully wroto underneath it thrco faithful slg natures, all my own. Thcso I took to tho proprietor, ""'I 'ftVJ.,hlm to select ma own HiKiuuuru. iviiii Hiirp.t.. ,M llttlo effort ho pointed out tho first slg nature, and at onco began to erltlclso with sovcrlty my baso imitations. " Well," said I, " I will confess tlioy are not as well dono as I expected to do them, or as I could do them if my nerves wero steady. Hut, really," said I, "don't you think that if ono of thcso signatures wero placed at Iho bottom o; your ordinary check your bank would honor tlio check '.' Well, no," said ho, " I don't think it would." I suppoM)," said I, " thcro is no doubt about tho top signaturo that would bring the cash ?' " Oil, yes, I should llko to sco' our bdiik rofuso that signaturo for an ordl nary sum." I then wentto tho book-keeper's desk and produced tho original signaturo. " How abott this?" said I. Ho looked it tho signaturo then at my "baso .lunation" then at tlio crowd of iiitcri'nted spectators who had quietly gatheipil around, and who wero beginning to tike in tho richness of tho !..!- I II... .1'.. l.n l.....t 1.. nV JUKI', UUU UllUiy JIU UlllDl. UUb 111 UU U.V was n mixturo of aston "llrlck" ts. "Heart." Tho announcement that a dlvorco had boon obtained by tho wlfo of "llrlck" Pomcroy, on liberal terms for tho lady, Inspired Mr. B. F. llutlor, tho other dny, to publish a lottcr which ho had written to Sirs. Pomcroy'a counsel, claiming to havo been nlso rotained by her in tho caso, and attributing tho handsomo settlement mado by her hus band to thotcrrorofhls (llutlcr'a) namo. Willi mophlstcphellan satisfaction, Ilutlcr anumcd tho credit 'of having tints liecomo tho benefactor and sup porter of tho family of "llrlck" Pom croy, a man who hod mado his money by tho abuso of tho hero of New Or leans. It is doubtful, however, whether this laurel will bo permitted to rest on tlio bold front of boastful lien. In a let- ter to tho Tribune, Mr. Pomeroy makes tho following statement In reply to But ler's publication: Mrs. Pomcroy never applied to II. F. Uutler as abovo stated ; never retained him ns counsel for any suit j nos'cr ask ed his advlco in any matter. On learn ing thnt tho writer of this and tho lady In question had lived apart slnco 1SG1, ho wroto to her offering his services to net ns counsel In any matters sho would retain him for. To this letter from him no attention was paid, tho moro as thcro was no necessity for his aitl and or conn eel, as thcro is no truth in tho statement thnt the persons wero in distress or need. fter II vlngapart slnco 1801, agreeing to disagree, lust year, at tho suggestion oi a menu 01 iurs. I'omeroy, a sopara. lion was agreed upon a settlement of $20,000 mado for her benefit and with out litigation other than application in proper manner, a decree of absolute separation was granted by tho Court- each party retnlnlug tho full rospect of their friends without tho aid, iniluonce or assistance of H. F. Butler or any other meddler In tho affairs of a most cstlnia bio lady, who neither needs nor asks tho friendship of such a person, or iinau clal assistance from any quarter. Ilcspcctfully yours 31. Jl. POMEHOY. New York, May a, 1871. piTssIon whlcl) ishment, chagtii, merriment, voxntion and perplexlt hand with GW.COltF.LL, Fnrnltuin Itooins, tluto story Z. -rT?.,r cw,,vimi Avrn nuw cVimt btlck, Main btrect, west of Mnrket st. N SlOVls AND TIN SHOP. HltOSIiNSTOCK.FIlotosinphor, over F.ohblus ttFyei's Ktore, Mnlust. I B. KmiN,denlerln Meal, Tallow, etc., Chem 1' neruu's nlloy.rearorAUiirienu nouse, K II, ItlNGLFIt, denier In pianos, organs and ineloclcoiis.at G, W. Corell's furniture rooms (SAMIIKL JACOI1V, Jtnrblo and Drown Blouo fcji, urim, j.asi jiioomsuurg,iierwici rouu, TM. ltAim, denier in furniture, IruukB, ccder wiiiow ware, near lite Forks iiotei. FOBTF.lt, a lite Maker, and White and Fnucy 1 ill iii-i, neuiiuw u, ISAIAH HAGENBUCIt Main Street ouo door above K. Mcinlcnhnll's Store. jV largo nssortment of Htnves, Healers and UatiEos constantly on hand, and for stile ul the lowest rates. Tinning innii us uranciicscarcruuy attended to, ami sallslnctlon guainntced. Tin work oi an iiinus wholesale and retail, A 'inl is lequesieu. Jim 171 0. -VT I AV OOAIi Y A It I). Xi This undersigned respectfully Inform the 11 II.UIDLF.MAN, Apentfor Muusou's Copper I'j.Tubul.ir Lightning Hod. lArnil D1FFFFNI1ACI1 llrru,,n V.,tv. fir. il di'isleltut lilsresldeit.o or at Miller A Bon's toro prompt! y tlllid. Utst giecu Western brush and lioliliiiL' out his iticoiulllional surrender written all ovtf his face, ho exclaimed "Sold!" That was thdonly word In tho Amcr. lean Iniigungo tint could adequately ex press tho bltuaton. But tho .sell vas a very easy ono anil required no s ill nt all. Tho fact Is that when tho original signaturo was compared will tho forgeries, tho dl crepnncles web so palpablo that " wayfaring mail though a fool," need not bo taken inl nnd yet, If my friend had not been a lacon, which ho was and if I had lien as most forgors, could havo wont very nico sum, had offered to stiikolt on tho Issuo. Finallv to cok'lnco tho deacon that ho was not thobnly fool In tho linn, called up ono oltho other pnrtners,and showing him tit f.ilso signatures, asketl ANuisancf. in old times iiiociocu- i.i,,, i0 dec do ililch was tho genuine, tlonary liihlructors used to havo a sun- With a great how of ready discern (,'l'lltllllllC. " Oglvo thanks to Win who made Morning light nnd evening shadoi Bon rco and giver of nil good, Nlghtl) sleep and dally food ; tlulekeuer of our wearied powers, Guard of our unconscious hours. " O glvo thanks lo nature's King, Who mado overy breathing thing) His, our warm nnd sentient frame Ills, tho minds Immortal Hume; O how closo tho ties that blud Spirits to tho eternal Mind. "O.glvo thanks for lllm who camo In a mortal, suiTerlng frame, Templo of tho Deity t'nmo to hear our souls on high In tho path himself hath trod, Liadlngbnclc his saints to God," TAMFS CADMAN, Cabinetmaker and Chair- tj maker; rooms aiain sireei oei, iron, NOTFllOOKB.nnd blank NOTFB, with or with out exemption, lor sulo at tho Colvhuian iiiuee, Light Street. that they keep all Ihudllleietit numbers of stove coal and si leeted lump conl for smithing purpo ses, on their wharf, adjoining M'Kelvy. iS'eal 4 uo b i' uruiteu, wuu u .......n. ai on Iho whnif, to wilgh cool, hay. and straw I.lkOWISO n liotso UUU wagon, lu uenver vwii tu thoso who ileslio It. As Ihey purchase a largo amount or eoal.they intend toKiep a suiwrlor ar ticle, nnd sell at Iho very lowest prices. Please call and enamluo for yourselves .before, purchas ing elsewhere, J. W. lll'.Nlll.ltHHlH, TUB undpi'slgiictl will tnko In ex chniiBO for Coal and Grocciles, tho following mimed articles i Wheat, Ityc. Coin, Outs, l'o a toes, Lard, Hani.Shoulder.nnd sldo uient.IluUer Fggs, Hay, Ao.,at tho highest cash pilcca, at his Grocery btore, adjolulng their coal yard, j, w, Hi.isDfiiiaiiuA-, IlloomsbiirB Mar, ltl,'til)-ly, plonntl consoling rulo: Lenm tnsprnk slows all oilier graces Will follow lullulr proper places. Bomo modern wit gavo a parody on this distich ns advico to learners In tlio art of smoking: Lenm to smoko slow: tho other graco Is' To pulfnonnoko in other's fucus. This rulo Is a good one, qulto as appro- mont ho selects the top one, and began nt onco to polntiut tho weak points tho other, simp what hoconnlde said lie, "they n and tho turn o by comparing with ilthogenulno. "Yes, pretty fair Imitations. but don't you si tho length of this his n ? Now look nt tlio original, iiiico whoro this capital prlato to advanced classes us to begin- j gVyoops nrouiii Thero Is nil atteni l- OMAN & Co., Wheelwrights, thnt door umi u ovuuui jiuubu. TOIIN A.OMAN, Manufacturer and dealer In j jjoois uuu re noes, ui'iiiit r.ni.uiiini njr uoiiun uiol' uii I Klour, J'eed, Bait, Flkh, Iron, Nails, etc., Main CTKRINARY. H. i:NT, dealer In Btoves and Tin wore In Ull 11H UrUUCUL'H, AUGUST I'ltlKND, lato frcm Clermany, olllrs liU kervlccs to tho public ns a celebrated HOUSE AND COW DOCTOR, and nil other aulinaU, for which his charges nm moiunup. jio iiui uiwtiyg do loumi cast huio oi Uerwlck load, iieai'H.H..lneoby'u Marble Yaid. JMUUIUBUlitU, f, .Sll'lj, Espy. p F. IlKIGHAltD.A llltO.,dcaler lu Dry Goods, IJ Groceries, und gcuetal Merchandise, 1,'SPY BTKAM iUlUNG M1I.LB, U.B. Fowler, X IUJFI.VIUI, I IV. WFHKlIFlBFlt.noolaiHlihoeBtoieand ninniiiuclory, Bhop ou Main Btitet op posllo tho Htiam Mill. in w. UDOAlt, HusqueUauuu Flanlug Mill 1 llox Mnuuluclory, PIIIIjOSOPHY of mahkiage. anew CouusE of Leotuues, as delivered at no t'ennu. i oiy leciiiiiuiuiu jkiiuiuiiuuui jiiuHeiuu 12(13 Chestnut Bt., tlinu doors abovo Twelfth, Phlladelnhln. embruetllg tlio subjects How to Live and What lo Live lor: Youth, Maturity ners. When passing aloug tho streots whero tho lovers of tho narcotic com fortor should bo most careful, wo havo often been them blow their ilouds so thnt tlioso wnlklng Immediately in tho rear wero obliged to inhnlo tho unwel- como exhalation. If dono by design such nil act would bo nn insult; dono habitually, through carelessness, it amounts to gross lllbreeding. Thosmoko from good cigars or from good tobacco lu clean pipes Is .seldom nnnoylng to habllual tmokers, and they forget tlio Ineoiivoiileiuo lo which It puts Indies and others whodo not Einokoi but mean cigars ami foul pipes create an atmos flhcro.whieh Is poisoned nnd dcflled bo- yoml tho tolornnco of civilized lungs and not'trlls. at in tlio Imlliions, but It Is a very weak one," "Thou you coldn't bolmnosod tinon by ono of thca lower signatures'." aid I. "No, not I, 'ley bear forgery upon their very faco, "Well, how nllit th llrst ono? Ni Mimlion.1 llenerallv ltevlnwe.1, liidluestloni Flatlileure and uerv. Diseases a minted lor; Mnrrlage l'lillo- nud Old Agi '1 ho cause of snphlcally consldeiid. Thcso lectnns will ho foiunrded nu rectlntnf V5 cents by addrcsslngi l Uli, 1 K.l.-ilMlU Becretnry of tho Fonnsylvunla A Nil ANATOMICAL Ml.'BHUM. 1W1 ChtStUnt Bt., i Illiiuieipiuu, i on us) ivauiu. jei iviy. 1 iiresscd her gontlo form to mo, and whispered In her car, If, when I waslar away, sho'd drop for mo u tear. I paused for cheering words, my throbbing heart to cool : and with her rosy lips sho saw I "Oh, Ike, you'ro such a fool I" mistake about tit ly ensh a check ilh that Blgnnturo'.' "Oh, yes, that who over saw th could tell it at a Bo tho deacon with tho Junior You would rc.idl nil right. Any body Deacon's sign manual nico. ldcd up Ills chagri tuer and felt bottor or worso, l'vo ftootten which. Tho fact Is, no ibi Is safe In swearing to his signaturo It ovon Iloraco OroO' loy to his own- no man writes signaturo twlco alb, although ho may preserve tlio chaptcrlstics. And would glvo vorylttlo for tho test! mony of "oxpertsiunlesa backed by lii.. i- - ...11 1 1,1 , T, pretty buuuh i-uisjiiu uviuculi-i ( fc 1 would not do tiimit, oruinariiy, 10 Tins Power of lknressinii. Thcro uto, perhaps, few things that, in proportion to their Importance, re- celvo so llttlo systematic cultivation as tho power of utterance. Speech is Iho chief means of communication with our follow men, tho channel through which thought Hows from mind to mind, tho instrument of all business. education nnd action. Our power and Inllucnco in tho world depend not moro on what wo havo within us than on our ability to bring it out. Intellect nnd nffcctlon must ilud expression, If they aro either lo thrivo In themselves or to benefit tho world. It Is too much tnkon for granted that this matter will regu lato Itself that all wo havo to do Is to guard well our minds and hearts, and that our conversation being tliolrnatur- outflow, Will tako its coloring from loir character, without effort on our part. This partly true; tho fountain must bo pure If it Is to send forth puro streams. But, to glvo distinct and forcl- bio uttcranco to our thoughts nnd feel ings, is an art not gained without pa tient caro and cultivation. Ever ono who has tried to announce tho best that In him tlio deepest thoughts, tho mado reporter for tho Supremo Court : highest aspirations, tho warmest affec- and neither before or slnco has that Hons has beenconsctous that ills words ollleo boon filled with greater ability lull short at least or ills meaning, u not nml merit. indeed, greatly misrepresenting it. I During tho lato civil war, atthosolic This Is not owing to tlio poverty of tho itatlon of tho Govcrnorof Ohio, onsov. language, as somo may think. Words oral occasions, ho gavo tho State and and ideas grow eido by side, and thero country tho benefit of his skill nnd cour aro always means of adequate exprcs- ago in tho field. During tho war his slon at hand, if wo can find nnd arrange father and thrco brothers wero killed In them. But to do this requires a prov- battle. Col. Daniel M'Cook. his father. lous .training, that tho schools alono was kllleddurlngMorgan's raid through cannot give, and that only personal at- Ohio, In 1803, at Bufflngton Island. Ills The Fraiico-Gcrinnii War. Tho total loss of tho German army, it Is stated, turns out to bo smaller than was at first believed, amounting to 47,' CG2, or 10,391 killed, 29,2oo wounded and 2,010 missing. Tho loss among tho officers amounted to 3,021, or 1,107 kill cd.l-R.1S wounded and 10 missing. Th .osscs among mo m. .j m 'i 041, or lri,221 killed, 37,117 wounded an 2,000 missing, Tho galu3 of tho war In trophies and prisoners wero unusually largo, and, not taking into account th capitulation of Paris, yielded 120 eagles and colors, 0,100 guns and 371,995 prls oners, to whom must bo added 81,000 escaped into Switzerland and 0,000 into Bolglum, By tho capitulation of Paris 170,000 prisoners, It is estimated, wero added to tho results of tho war. Franco will havo to pay 5,000,000 francs to Germany as a war Indemnity. This in ftvo franc pieces, would weigh 55,000 000 pounds avordupois. To transport all this gold by rail, supposing each car to carry 11,000 pounds, a train of 5,000 cars would bo required When spread out on tho ground, ono touching tho other, thcso flvo franc pieces would reach almost around tho globe. Ifflv franc pieces onough'to mnko tills amount wero placed ono nbovo tho oilier, they would mako a column of coin 1,07 miles in height. If this column, hav ing its baso In Paris, should topplo over in tho direction of Berlin, Berlin would bo only ono-thlrd of tho wholo dlstanco roaclied by tho coin nt tho top of tho column. A quick caahier.nblo to count 10,000 flvo franc pieces In an hour, sup posing thnt ho commenced at the ago of thirty, would bo nearly seventy years of ago beforo ho had finished counting it, in caso ho should count eight hours dally, for thrco hundred days every year. The Democratic Cumlhlnto for (,'oTcruor of Ohio. Gcorgow. M'Cook, tho Democratic candidate for Governor of Ohio, whoso nomination was ratified by tho conven tion ofThursday, wlthsuchcnthuslasm and unanimity, was born In Washing ton county, Pennsylvania, In 1812. Ills parents soon afterward moved to Ohio, nnd ho was educated nt Franklin Col lego, In this State After graduating, ho studied law nt Steubcnvlllo with Tappan & Stanton. IIo was admitted to tho bar lit 1811, nnd soon nfterward became tlio law partner of Edwin M. Stanton. Ills nctlvity, energy nnd abil ity In tlio practico of ills profession quickly attained for him eminent rank. In 18IG, on tho breaking outofthoMex ican war, M'Cook organized a company of volunteers to defend tho honor of ids country beyond tho ltio Grande. IIo was subsequently mado lieutenant col onel of tho Third Ohio volunteers, and acquired distinction nnd well-merited honors by his skill us a commanding officer no les) than by his gallantry as a soldier on tlio field of battle. After his return from Moxlco, Col. M'Cook was ten lion and constant habit can produce. Many fall in uttcranco from tlio do- slro of display. They wish to say some thing apt nnd specious, to bo thought bright nnd sptrkling, or deep nnd pro found; nnd, not having original thoughts to utter on tho fcubject In youngest brother, Charlos Morris M' Cook, aged but thirteen, was killed at tho first battlo of Bull Hun, In 1801. Tlio Inlerpld Col. Robert L. M'Cook, whllo commanding the 9th Ohio volun teers, was wounded at tho battlo of Mill Spring, Kentucky, and was afterwards hand, they hasten to ray what they aro shot and killed whllo being convoyed supposed to think, and to veil their Ig- in an nmbulanco In Alabama. Colonel uoranco under a cloud of words. 'Hits Daniel M'Cook, another brother, of tho is, perhaps, tho greatest bano that con- 2d Ohio, was killed whllo scaling tho versatlon can havo. Sincerity lies at ramparts of tlio entmy, nt Kenesaw tho root of all speech that Is worthy tho Mountain, Georgia, during Sherman's name. If wo aro ignorant, It will aid march on Atlanta! us to draw forth by questions tho wis- This is tho record of tho "Fighting dom of another, and mako it our own ; M'Cooks" sound Democrats, devoted but ho who, from falso pride, pretends patriots, heroic soldiers. What tho to what ho has not, and is a hypocrite Gracchi wero to Home, tho M'Cooks for tho sako of display, degrades both his own character and tlio language ho misuses. Somo fall from a lack of sim plicity and clearness. Their utterances havo been to Ohio Col. George W. M'Cook, who bears tho standard of tho Democracy in this canvass, is an accomplished scholar, a aro confused, and do not convoy their I profound statesman and a kind gentle meaning accurately. Thoughts float in man in all tlio relations of life. Frank, their minds, but lacking method nnd generous and bravo without conceal arrangement, they neither fully appro- racnts and abovo all tho trickery of pol- hond them themselves, nor succeed In itlcs, lie is tlio Chevalier Bayard or our conveying them to others. Thero nro times and ourState. With anescutchoon snine. who from circumstances of spcin- -without stain, nnd a heart that never lnn. nr -"" ,,,w-1 otuiiiKing, never Know fear, naturo ana education navo attain tho habit of freely uttering their alike qualified him for tho responsible minds; and tho difficulty never hnvlng and arduous duties of a leader of the been fairly met and overcome, thoy aro nlways ill at easo and embarrassed when called upon for expression. A I person with morothan ordinary mental vigor may, for want of this power of utterance, becomo a cipher in society. peoplo in tlio great work of reform in nuguratud by his nomination. Double Entcnurcs. A man assures a storekeeper, who hesitated to trust his companion for a Only a strong determination to conquer purchase, " If ho refuses to pay for it tliis weakness, and to cmbraco every I will." His companion refuses to pay suitablo opportunity of uttering In sin- for it, and so does tho speaker as, in cerlty and simplicity what ho thinks ono sense, ho hnd said ho would. and feels, will enablo such a man to was thus very easy, by using uncertain tako a natural and useful part In social intercourse. Tho majority of pcoplo havo llttlo dllllculty In expression whoro business or pleasure, or material interests of any kind, nro Involved. It Is when they npproach tho Inner lite, tho hidden language, to convey a f.ilso impression, A sberifi' nskisl the wife of a Quaker, against whom ho had a writ, if her husband was nt home. Sho replied "Yes, ho will seo thco inn moment Tho sheriff waited, but tho Quaker did not appear. IIo was contented with Bonner's Last Pumciiabk $10 000 Fort a Honsi:. A frlond who is well posted in horso flesh, furnishes us tho following facts : On tho ICtli of No vember last, Dr. Ilerr, of Lexington Kentucky, astonished tlio owners of fast colts by tlio performance of ills tv yoars old ; on tho Buckeyo course, Cln cinnatl, ho trotted tho first mile in 2-121 in twenty minutes ho repeated tho mllo lu 2 14J ; iu twenty minutes moro ho trotted a two mllo heat In 5 293 ; a per formanco without parallcd In trotting history. Tlio namo of this marvel is "ManibrlnoDertle,"a son of "Jlumbrlno Patchen," a full brother of "Lady Thorno." Tho fnmo of this colt had penetrated tho sanctum of tho Now York Ledger, but nt thattlmoMr. Bon ner was unca3y over tho performance of a thrco year old named "Startlo," rats- ed by Mr. Blackman.of Orango (jounty, New York, a brothor In blood to Dox- ter, being by old "Hamblctonl.in," out of a Star mare. This colt closely rcsom- blcd "Doxtor" In mako nnd proportion, nnd had an ugly fashion of trotting much faster than "Doxtor" was ablo to at tho samo ago ; visions of a beaten "Doxtor" could not bo looked nt calmly, so $25,000 was subtracted from tho bank account of tho ambitious owner of tho fastest trotters in tlio world, and "Stnr. tlo' wont Into tho 29th Street stnblo, Now this Westorn youngster must bo at tended to, So Mr. Bonner went out to Kentucky and has bought "Mambrlno Bortlo." Tho prico 13 not public, but well Inform en parties say that It was closo to $10, 000, Thero was a tlrrio when people could ndmiro tho courngo of a man who could Invest $30,000, Hint ho had earned by closo application to business, in a great horso and keep him solely for tho pleasure derived from his ownershlii and use, but an attempt to pro vent Dox- tor's tlmo from being bcaton, by buying up all his threatening competitors, has somo what tho appearance of tlio ridlcu lous. qualities of mind and heart, tho moro seeing tho sheriff; he did not c.iro that suotio nntl rcnncd questions oi irutn, tho sheriff should seo him duty and goodness, that their lips aro Tho position of words in a sentence. bealed nnd their tongues nro mute. This and tlio uso of stops, often entirely alter results partly from tho greater hold tlio tho meaning. Thus, an account of a material has upon most of us than tho funeral declares, " Tho remains wero spiritual; lor out ol tlio aounuancooi committed to that bourno from which tho heart tho mouth speaketh. But this no traveler returns attended by his Is not tlio wholo reason. Wo nro npt to friends," regard thcso subjects with an air of Ignorant pcoplo aro very apt to uso mystery, to rovcro them as too sacred phrases with doublo meanings without to bear full inspection, and to shrink intending to do so. Among tho adver from uttering tho thoughts they may tUoraents wo may sometimes read that inspire. This Is an error, which if not n respectablo young lady wants wash corrected will lead to moral deteriora- ing. Tho proprietor of a bono mill ad tlon. If wo would becomo nobler and vertlscs that parties sending their own wiser, wo must bring out freely tho best bones to bo ground will bo attended lo that is In us. Thero is nothing too with fidelity and dispatch. It was onco nicrcd for dlsbcmlnatlon, nothing so related in a city paper how, during a good but what will grow better by bo- celebration, a child was run over, wear ing shared. Tlio farmer does not hide ing n short red dre3S, which noverspoko his best seed, but scatters it over Jits afterward. bread ncres, in faith thnt it will multl- Wo nro told of two men who met ply a thousand fold in tho hnrvest It each other at an inn, nntl greeted each will yield. So, whatever wo havo in us other affectionately. Tlio hotel-keeper that is worth cherishing or nurturing, inquired of ono how ho was related to whether it bo truth or virtue, lofty tho other, who ropliod : Fashionable Jllicrj. A few years ago one of tho American inagttziuoi published a pleasant paper, detailing tho advantages ol not belong Ing to tho respectablo classes, "Tho writer meant thereby, not that It was disreputable, but that ho was not "fash ionable." Ho had no assumed dignity tosupport. Nobody know him, and If ho choso toatop on tho street to listen lo a hand-organ, or watch tlio unties of a monkey, or to buy peanuts nnu can them ns ho walked along, ho did not cotnpiomlso his dignity. Ho was not nnnoyed by troublesomo restrictions on Ids personal liberty. It was no matter whether tho polish wns on his boots or whether his hat was brushed. On oc casion, on a hot day, ho could tako hl9 coat over his arm, or on a cold day, wrap himself up lu n horso blanket, Willie, perhaps, tho "largest liberty" Is not desirable, and pcoplo on promo, nado with ladies must consult tho pro prieties, thero is a freedom truly enjoy able from fashion's foolish and unroas onablo constraint. Many occupations put full dress and formality out of tho question ; and thoy aro occupations, too, among tlio most useful and respectable Thero Is ono advantage which tho pos sessors do not fully appreciate, and which tho votaries of fashion might wcllpnvy. Tho man attired according to his business Is at easo nnd independ ent. Tho fdsblonablo Individual or person who would bo so considered Is not at ease, nnd daro not do as ho pleases. IIo isdrcssod to please others. Not only Is tho matter of dress to malo and feinalo fashionables a thing of rigor, but In other respects they aro exposed to hard ships which would call for tho forma tion of a now Bociety for llicir renci, if they wero only poor folk. A London Journal,tiio"i,aH JiiK t7a- telle," Is eloquent dpon tlio sufferings caused by a "Drawing-room" at Buck ingham Palace. Hundreds or ladies sat in low evening dresses in their carriages for over an hour, waiting admission In their turn. Tho afternoon was bitterly cold, and the coachmen opd footmen, without great coats, in knee breeches and silk stockings, shivered oven moro than tho ladles. Admitted to tho palaco, tho victims of fashion waited "In pens" for nnother half hour, then paraded bo foio Majesty, and waited another hour beforo they could get away, wo can hardly wonder that somo individuals among tho "nobility and gentry," hav ing had previous expenenco in ineao receptions, regretted and staid away. This U an extremo caso, and cannot bo repeated here, because not even tho ingenuity of our Importers of foreign follies can find tho opportunity toiuiro duco it. But there other and similar cruelties which "fashion" docs impose upon thoso who aro willing to submit Thero aro plenty of customs, demanded by tho capricoof tho day, tho following of which entails discomfort If not abso luto suffering. Thero Is no need to par ticularlzo, slnco everybody's observa tion can supply instances. Tho exper ience of most peoplo includes tho doing of things which they would much rather not do, and tho omission of things they would like, 6lmply because "fashion" demands, or fashion disapproves. Pos itive discomfort, unnecessary expense, abiurd costumes, Irrational hours, and personal subserviency, all these, nud "mnny moro dlstrcsslbles" nflllct our fashionnblo republicans. Thoy aro the samo in kind ns tho Inconveniences which tliO-Pn"' Mall Gazelle laments, in tho hard caso of tho ladles "received" nt Buckingham Palaeo. Sensible pcoplo mako short work of such disagreeables, nnd dnro to bo themselves whatever tho million" may be, or they so modify tho "mode" In their own enso as to alio viato Its weight, nnd dispenso with its extravagance. Ledger. alms, or cheering hopes, let us not hesl tato freely tooemmunlcato them, and to sow in other hearts tho blessings wo havo reaped in our own. Two great aims of lifo should govern all our utter ances: self-Improvement, nnd tho ben cflt of others. Thcso need not limit onrnk-nr's son conversation to any narrow clrclo of subjects or restrain Its freedom, but will Was Methuselah rather bv brlmrlnir out Its truo oblects THE 1'I.OOD ralso Its character nnd expand Its liber ty. ilrnther and sister hnvo 1 none. Yet tills man's futber was my father's son This Is n perfectly plain statement, and yet thcro nro few whoso minds nro clear enough to seo at onco that this jlnglo of words Is only a roundabout way of aaylng that this man was tho Diiowned IN Wo mako tho following extracts from nn artlclo contributed to If wo would dovclop our better tho Loulsvlllo Democrat: natures, and clovnto tlioso with whom wo associate, by means of our Inter courso with thorn, wo must cultivato sincerity, humility, and clearness of mental vision, wo must desiro to Im prove rather than to bo admired, and to benefit others rather than to flatter them. Then our utterances will bo slmplo, truo and pure, nnd will dovelop and diffuse tho best that Is In uso. Ledger. A siiitEwn caso of falso pretences was developed In England latterly in tho means adopted by an elderly Eng lishman, who was bankrupt, but who still enjoyed tho reputation of being a rich man, to llvo at poaco with himself and tho world without any oxponso to himself. IIo mado u will, In which ho dovised largo sums to various frlonds, relatives, and cliarltabio Institutions. Tho grateful beneficiaries thereupon quarrelled for tho privilege of enter taining him ns nn honored guest nt their houses, Tho old gentleman lived llko a prince, first with ono and then with another. Ills doatli occurred tho other day, when tho truo condition of his worldly affairs was discovered.amld much profano comment on tho part of ino uupcu " iicirs. All wo know of thoorinin of Iho earth or our race wo learn from llovelntlon Tho chronology used by tho civilized world Is founded onthodatos furnished us In tho Blblo. Wo reckon tho dato tho flood from tho dates found In tho Cth chapter of Genesis. Wo learn from this chapter mat Aiinm lived neioro msson Soth wns born 130 years; Soth lived ho- loro ins son isnos was uom, lu.iycitrs: Eiiob lived beforo his son win born. 00 years; Calnaan lived beforo hN Maha lalecl was born, 70 years; Mahalalecl lived boforo his son Jared was born 05 years ; Jared lived beforo his son Enoch was born 105 years; Enoch lived boforo his 6on Methuselah (5S7) was born 05 voars ; Methuselah lived beforo his son Noah was born ISOyears ; Lameeh lived beforo his son wonn was oorn lbti years; Noah, hence, wns born Anno Mundi, 1059. In Genesis, 7th chapter, 0th verso, wo aro Informed that Noah was 000 years old when tho Hood of water was on tho earth. Add 000 years (his ago) to 1,029, tho dato of tho Hood. Wo learn from tho 27th verse, 6th chapter of Genesis, that "all tho days of Methu selah 009 years, nnd ho died, By refer enco to tho foregoing table It will bo seen that Methuselah was born Anno Mundl 0S7 ; add his ngc, 909, 080, tho dato ol' his birth, and wo havo 1055, tho tlmo "when tlio flood of wators was up on tho earth." Tho conclusion Is as cer tain as figures that tho oldest man died In tho year of tho flood, Was ho drown ed for his wickedness V Mnxims for Young (ilrK Never mako your nrpoaranco lu tho morning without having first bathed, brushed and arranged your linlr, and dressed yourself neatly and completely. Keep your clothing, especially your under clothing, in perfect order. Nover let pins do duty as buttons, or strings tako tho place of proper bands. Examino every garment whon it comes from tho wash, nnd, If necessary, mend It with neatness and precision. Do not sow up tho holes in your stock ings, as wo havo seen somo careless, untidy girls do, but tako in a broad margin around tho hole, bo It largo or small, with a fine cjarning neodlo nnd darning cotton, and cover tho fracturo strong as tho body of tho stocking, lino enough to bo ornnmonted. Stockings mended in this way need darning but a very few times In tho courso of their existence. Nover carry coarse, embroidered or laco handkerchiefs. Pino plain ones nro much moro lady-like. Avoid open-worked stockings and very fancy slippors. Pino whlto hoso and black kid slippers, with only a strap or rosolto in front, nro moro becoming. Train yourself to useful occupation. Itemembor It is wicked to waste time, and nothing gives such nn Impression of vanity and nbsoluto sllllnesa ns a habit of Idling, aud nover having any thing to do. If you nro In your father's house, tako somo department of household labor upon yourself, andn partof tlio sowing, and mnko It your business to attend to It. Do not lot n call from this idle girl, or n visit from that, or nu Invitation from tho other, Intcrfero with tho per formance of your duty. Let your pleasuro como as a iccren- atlon, not as tho business of yuur life. If you can, cultivate somo art by which you can galri an Independent livelihood, Do It 'quietly if .you will, but do It. Thero Is no telling when or under what circumstances you may need It. If you want to win tho affections of a girl, glvo her two canary birds, a hull dozen moonbeams, fifteen yards of silk, an ico croam, several rosebuds, a squeeze of tho band, and a promlso of a now bon net. If sho don't melt, It will bobecauso sho can't, or elso has just been melted , and hasn't had tlmo to harden.