The Columbian. (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, December 02, 1870, Image 1

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I IB PUBLISHED KVEIlV FItlDAY MOUMINO
tHTlIIJ COMIMI1IAW J1DILDIKO KEAnTUB
cofotiT nocsis, uy
HENRY L. DIEFFENBACH,
ubitoii and rnorntKTOn,
I Terms-Two Dollars a Year payable In advance.
OIROirLATIOlSr scoo.
JOB PIUNTINa
lot all descriptions executed with neatness nnd
dispatch nt reasonable rates.
Oolumbia County Official Directory,
Mttdent Jmlge William Ulivkll.
At'OcUUc Judges lnAM Dunn, Isaac B, Mon-
Iko. ..
Iratnonomriitivc. vm.nmjTir ji, r.NT.
Jtegister A ii'cronfrr Williamson II, Jacoiiv.
District Attorney H, II. lKFT.Elt.
AlfrW-MoUDt.OAI MlLLAItM.
RnriTjor Isaac Dkwitt.
ivcoiurfi' DAvin LowtNnrna.
r.nimi.lVmMrJ WlI.t.TAM II. Oltlrif. f'vljT'M
IttonlllNS, HlItAM J. HK.r.DEn.
ammlutontrt? Clerk William Kiuckiiavm,
I Amnion u. J. uamtuell, a. J. Aliikutson,
UaniklLkR.
Voronrt .uim a... jiiiuun.
jury ct;mm(5rmcrj Isaac JIcHiiiDE.Joim Mc-
IAKALL.
Gatlll'tf oi'cr("ttviueiH UllAllLES u. UA11KI.KY.
Bloomsburg Official Directory.
First National Unnfc L'liAS. It. Paxton. Pres't..
I J. 1". Tustin. Cn'hler.
Jlloomsburff lUtthUnft anil Saltan Vund Assoela-
IKoii. John Thomas, l'res't., J, 11. llomsoN, See.
Jiloomsvura jiiuiuat Karma jvml association
. President, M. Whitmoyek, Scc'y,
Bloomsburg Directory.
STOVES AND TINWAltE.
II M. llUPKUT, dealer In stoves Atlnwnre. Itu
A. pert block, Jlalu Bt, west or Market. vln 13
TACOD METH, dealer In stoves and tlnwnro
J Main street, above com! liouso. vl-nr.J
CLOTHING, &c.
IivAVIl) I.OWENlllSlta, MeicliautTallor, Main
J st., !M door above American House. vlull
iiT jr. MOIUUS, Merchant Tailor comer of Ccn
j tro nnd Main st,, over Miller's store, 3-u:W
DRUGS, CHEMICALS, &o.
P. LUTZ, Druggist and Apothecary. Main st.
below tlio Post Olllco. vl-nlJ
IiiOYEIl lulOH., Druggists and Apothecaries,
31 llrowcr's block Main st. vl-ntJ
I CLOCKS, WATCHES, AC.
IllENllYZUPPINOEIt, Watches, Hnectacli's .1
llJewelry c MaluBlreet uear West st. v3-nlj
n E. BAVAOE, dealer In Clocks, Walehes and
U Jewelry, Main st,, Just below the Ainetleuii
louse, vi-tj
i OUIS UEIINIIAIID, Watch and Clock maker.
ILl near southeast corner Main and Iron sts.vl-ll
OATIICAHT, Watch and Clock MaUer.Mar
, kct street, below Main. vl-u t'l
BOOTS AND SHOES.
M. BROWN, Hoot and Hhocmaker, Main
, street, under lirouu's Hotel, vl-ul3
i AVID 11ETZ, Hoot and Shoemaker, Main St..
' ueiowriarntiaussiorc,wesioi .Mantel. vi-l.i
JENItY KI.EIM, Manufacturer and dealer In
I Hoots and Uhoes. Groceries, etc.. Main street.
last Uloomsburg, vl-nU
PROFESSIONAL.
Il. II. C. HOWEIt, Surgeon Dentist, Main st.,
uuu o mo vuuri. uuutst. llll.)
Ul. WM. M. HEUElt, Ruraeon and Physician,
J Exchange lllock over Webb's book store v3-ufc!j
. 11, P. KINNEY, Hurt-eon Dentist. Teeth
ctlacted without nalu: Main st.. nearlv on-
lusltu Episcopal Church, vl-utG
H. IKKLEll, Attoiney-at-Lnw, Olllco, 2d
lloor lu Exchange Uluck. near the "RscliaiiL'e
liolel." v3-ul
O. BAIIKLEY, Attnllicy-ut-I.aw. Ollloe, Sd
. lloor In Exchantfe HioLk.nLurLLe"l'JxchanL'n
potel." J-u3
11. McKELVY.M. I).,Surgfon and 1'hyslclan.
, uorthsldo Main st belon Market, vlnl3
It, EVANH, M. V.. Hurginn and Phjslclnn,
' south side Main street, below Market. vl-uJJ
C. ItUTTEU. M. 1). Hnreeou and l'bvslclau
, Market street, above Main. vlulJ
. R011ISON. Atlomev-nt.I.aw. Oll'.cellalt-
, man's bulldlug, Main stitet. Hu0
MILLINERY & FANCY GOODS.
hTKHMAN. Mllllneiy and Kunev UoikN.
Lposlte Episcopal Cbutch, Main st, vl-ni:.
I.lZZIi: HAIllCI.UY, Milliner,
Ihllllg Main stltel,
linins''y
vl-n"
una a. ii. wiuiii.
rulioy (Joods, NotWais,
II Hooks, umlhtallonuy
l..chnugo lllock, Main
l-i't:l
Ilim M. DICIIUICKKON, Millinery and Km ey
1 Uoods.Malust., below .Mm kit. vl-nll
Its. E. KI.1NE, Mllllneiy and ancy Good1'.
. filalu slleel below Maiket, vl-no
IK8. JULIA A. & BAD13 IlAItKI.Vn, Ijutles'
1 Cloaks and Ilress Pattella, southeasl coiner
pilu and Weft sis, vl-u!.l
MISSES 1IA11MAN Millinery and Fancy
, ialubt.,neiow American luaise, vinii
HOTELS AND SALOONS.
fOltKS IIOTUL, by T. Pent,
Tavlor. east end
oi aiain street.
Vl-W
It and Oyster Saloon, wholtsaleand lttall. Ex-
ITII1MVI5H .t .IArilI!Y.('oiir..cllonerv
Ilnkery
luinge lllock, Main street.
vl-n IJ
MERCHANTS AND GROCERS.
0. MAltlt, Dry Goods nnd Notions,
west corner Main and Iron sts.
south
VMU3
11. RT'ERHOTTZ, dealer In l.ry Goods, Gro-
eerles. Hoots. Blioes. Ac. corner Main and
I n streets. v3.n30
A. DT!CIvT,KY. Innl (md Mlioft p.lnre. LnolfS
V. i. stationery, Main St., below Maiket. vl-nU
JACOIlR, rniilectlouery, groceries etc.,
, st below Iron
Main
vl-t8
MENDFNII AT, I.. General Slnck oriterchan-
. uimh uiiu j.uuu cr, corner ut iuam sircei anil
I rwicii roau, vi-ni,
rOX A WEIlll. r'nnreptlnnprv nnd ll.ikerv.
wholesale and letall, Exchange lllock, l-u!3
n.IIOWEIt, IlalsrndCnps, Boots nndShocs,
, Main st above Court IIou&o, vlul.:
J. IlItOWEIt.Drv Goods. Groceiles. etc.. cop
I, ner Main st. aud Court House alley, vl-ntf
iOimiNS a EYER. dealer In Dry Goods, dro-
I cenefl, eio., cor, Mam auu centre sts, vwiu
K. OIIITON. Groceries &. Provisions. Main
I Street belqw Market. vlnll
K. EYEIt, Qrocorles and General Merchan
dise, Main St., above West. vMJ
- -
I'KELVY, NEAL A CO., dealers lu Dry Goods,
Iurocerics, i lour, r etn. tan, r isiLiiouaus,
11 cor. Main and Market sts. vMH
II. MIU.EIl i HON, dealer In Dry Goods,
. Groceries, Queenswaic, Plonr, l-ali, Hhots.
Hons, etc., Exchange lllock, Main st, vl-nl:l
MISCELLANEOUS.
,iurl
WITMAN. Inrble Woiks. one door below
, Post Olllco, Main Street. V1-H13
ILOOMSHUlia I.UMIIEH CO., manufacturers
linear tho railroad. vluld
ana ueaiers in ijuiuuer oi auKinus: i'lt i iuu
IFOSTEIt.Gluo Maker, a
Tanner, ticoltown.
nd Whtto and Fancy
VI IU7
M mmiUTtllM U.i. 1.11a Trmilr tirnrnrLC.
It maker, Shtve's lllock Mulu Street. v3nhl
W. IIOltltlNH.llouor dealerseeond door from
' northwest comer Main aud'ltou sts. vl-nM
11 iinirmriv a .., r..- . r
Tabular LlglitulLK Hod. vi'nltt
J.TIIOHNTON, Wall Poper, Window Shades
. and nxluri's. Itupert block, Main st, vl t:l
Jl.inl
w. COIIEI.I,, l'urnlturo lUinma. three story
brick, Main Street, wist of Market st. vlnlJ
IlOHENSTOCICPholographcr, over Pobblns
iEyer's Store, Maintt. vl-tl
IB, KUIIN. dealerin Meat. Tallow, etc.. Chene
I berlln'sulley, rear of American House, vliit)
IiIIN A. rUNSTON 4 CO., mutual and cash
ales lire llisnrnni'nrntn viii nl. ii.ltrnwer's l.tllld
ll. Main Street. vl-u 13
Iacoh DIEFFENHACH, Ihooin Factory. Or.
I wo promptly Illled. Heat giten Western brush
utiH ibiLHi ills rpKiMfnt'n firfii. niiiipr.v rMiii I
I4MES OADMAN, Cabinetmaker aud Chair
rj rooms jiain street rei, iron, a-tii
W.HAMI'T.r. rvv MnMitnlstfi.KnstlUnnms.
bqrtr.near Lack. It. It. Castings madoatshort
'lice. Machinery mailo and repaired. va-u2J
If. HINGI.KIt. dealer lii nlnnns. nraans and
melodeoni.at O. W. Corell's lutnlturo rooms
Vl-nl3
AMUEI, JACOIlY.Maiblo and llrown Ston7
orxs, ivan IlloomsbuiB.BerwIek road, vl'
',r, I'l'Arocir.notory Public, jiortl.foet comer
' Malu and Maiket St. vl.uin
ft'". "Allll, dealer
VOLUME IV--K0. 18.
Orangovillo Directory,
A iUi OY' COLKMAN, Merchant Tailors and
to the llrlck Hotel. ' ' yi"47
A J,1, iVP'IfS DnoTIIEn,Carpeulcri and
I. llullders, Main st below Pino. VMH7
lOWEU & HEItltlNO, dealer In Dry Good.,
I Groceilcs. I.uudier ntul .nii.nl Mn. ..i. '
Main st. ' vi.,i
B'i!C,IC V.9?r-h n,,d refreshment Saloon, bv
ltohr M'llciiry cor.of Main audPlueslvf.ui7
y.Malu St., next door to Good's Hotel. vl-nlf
HEMIINO, Flour and Grist Mill, nnd
U Dealer in grain, Mill street, vlu)7
T n.&p. KEI.CHNEIt.lilacksmlti.i.on Mill
1. Street, near Pine, V1-U17
l4.EpWAUI)H.riiyslelnnand Huigeon, Main
st.,HrstdoorabovuMUIeury'Bloiel, vl-ul
AMES 11, HAIt.MAN. Cabinet .Make:
del taker. Main St., below Pine.
nnd Un-V1-HI7
M. HAIt.MAN, Saddle and llaruiss: maker.
. Main St., oppHitoFramo Chinch. v.nll
CIUIYI.EU A CO., Iron fonnocis, Machinists,
and Manuracluieisofplows.Millst, vl-ni
CAMUEI.SHAltPI.ESS.MakeroftholIiiylmrat
O Oialn Cuidle. Main st, vsinS.
lUIM.IAM I)KI,OX(l Khoemakf raiMi manur.ic
tl tin i r of llrlck, Mill St., west of P ao vlulJ
Catawrissa.
) F,
F. DAM.MAN, MerthantTallor, Second St.
Itobblus' liulldlng, v2-nls
11. J. IC. ItOIlIHNS, Surgeon and Physician
Second St below Main. v2-nls
nlLUPHT it KI.1NE, dry good, irroceiics. anil
geucral merchandise, Main Street 2-n2
T 11. KISTI.Elt,
O , Comer Main a
('attitwlssa linns,.
Nr.rth
vaiW
and Second streets.
K IJILEU. lllllard Saloon. Ovslrrs.
and len
v2nl2
J. Cieaiu in teason Main St.
MM.llItOllST, dealer in General Meiehamllse
. Dry Goods. Groceries Ac, V2-H1S
I'RQUEIIANNA or llrlck Hotel, S. K'osleu.
bander ProtrlLlor.snnthr-n.ti,rm'i- Atnln ,)
Second Street, M'nl2
D. UlNAUD, dealer In Stoves and rln-wurc,
Malu Street, vCnl'J
M. II, ABBOTT,
Attorney at law, Main SI.
'Jnl2
Light Street.
F. OMAN A Co., Wheelwrights, Hist donr
above School House, ... vlnlii
TOIIN A.OMAN, Manufacttuer nnd dealer In
O Hoots aud Shoes, vlnlti
J. I.EISElt, jr. I).,
Olllco at Keller's
Surgeon nnd Physician.
Intel, v2llH7
)ETEIt KNT. dealer In Dry Goods Glocerlcs.
. rjunr, reeu, null, eisu, iron, Willis, lie, jMalll
trect. vlnlj
R
S. ENT. dealer In Stoves nnd Tin inrn In
all its blanches. vlulG
Espy.
F. ItEIGIl AP.D.A HltO.,dealer In Dry Goods.
Groeeiies, and general Mercluindise. v2nll
J.ISPY STEAM PLOUKING MlLIJj, C.S.Powler,
JJ i'roprletor. V2UK,
D. WHKKIIEIsnit, Pool and Slioo storeaud
manulaetorv.v Shoo on lulu Sliest tm
posilo tho Steam Mill. v'.'ul
ril W. EIlGAIt.Su'-qiiehanua PlaningMlll and
X' liox ManuiiM'loiy, vl'ull
Buck Horn.
(I. A AVJI. PIU.IMAKl'It,
(icnlcis In ilry
iroodh.uioicilts find trt-tuiiil nifcH-hninlisf",
ISC.
11M KIIIIU III K)U1II IU1 CII IOW11,
Hotelfj.
rpilE KSPY HOTEL.
.a.
LHl'Y, COLUMBIA COUNTY, TA.
Tlio umicrhlirncd woulil Inform tin lr:ti'l:iii!!
u))llc Uiat Jit, li.iu tnkeu ttiu abo u nniiuit (stnb-
isiiiiit'iii ii mi (imiouyniy reimcd uic nunc lor
he iuili. t f)neiilc-lU'U of h ltui'sIh. Ills mulr
will hesliicKpil Willi i ho bei-t I lit' m.ulstt ulltmlh.
TI ccliok-t-Lllfjuura, wluts autl t Igais always in
bo louiul In UU bar.
slir.Sl,63-U n,,y, I'a.
gltlCK HOTEL,
OllNOUVILI.K, COl.UMillA l -Ul-.4 1 , J'A,
IlOlIlt 3PIIENHY, Proinic:or.
This wellJinown Jlout-c. linvlntr bi-tii mil In
tl.uiout-'h it-pnir, is unw open to tin tiavt-lllnj;
uiuiit', inti car is si (t ki 11 wiin iiu' tuoictrsi
Inuoih niuU'Ijurh.aniniit! tahlu will lu. al rll
tliiiLfe-hiit'Dlifd with tho tU'llt-atles nt tliu Kf nann.
Ho mius will ho .spartU lo insuiu tho comfoilof
urangcviuc, uqc. w.wu.
JVlOXTOUlt HOUSE
1X HUI'KIIT, I'A.
WILUAM UtrJI.UK, I'Hi.iittor,
This nousohavlDf'bccn imtJn thoioiiLh repHlr
1 now ('itn It r Ihd iticptlon f nmts Jso
raliiHwlllho t-nnu'il to uihiuv tho ueilect t'oin-
ioitol tho linfkrs. Ti.o 1'iojulttor m1h-Hh a
fsniiru oi tuuiio jctuuiiiif''. inu uur win no
Moclml nt all times with lino liquors auil clpuh.
inaruiu-ii.
EN TON HOTEL.
AV. F. 11 AIT, I'roiirietor,
HUXTON, COI.UM11IA COIJN1 Y, PA.
Hi is well known II mis o haliiir been put in
vihitois, hit aliiK hao Ltiii M:iml locnsiiii
the iiovlect cumtort of kihuh, Uhn j.iPpiltlo
ulhoiunbii SIhl'u liniu tho HoIlI to HJonntshur.
inoiontiiiPpair is udwoi iii lur tuv ii'coriuon o
and lutiTiiicilluto i olnts on TiUbdny, Thmsilay
anu naiumay oi vuen wcjk, lihiiju u-u
Stoves nnd Tinware.
jq-EW STOVE AND TIN SIIOi
Malu Street ono door ubove K, Mcudc-ulmU't.
Stoio.
A larse nssorimein oi r-iove1, jioaicrs anu
ItaiiBPftronslautly on Hand, and for balu at the
OW'tfal nill'H.
Tlnnlnir iuullllH branches carofiilly attonded t
and Kiitisfurlldli L'liiiinillCCil.
Tin worK oi an kjuus wiioittaio buu rcwui, -
lal Is nqiu-sted,
pr.9,W.tf
TOVKS ANU TJKWARE.
A. M, ItUPEP.T
annouuccfcto his friends and customers tuul ho
continues tho above business at his old phico ou
MAIN STltl'ET, liLOOJlSDUnO,
Custoineis can be accomodated wltli
FANCY STOVES
of oil liliids.Sloveplpts, Tlnwnro and every s.
ntty of article found luaStuionud Tinware I'ji
tablUhnicutlu theeltles,and on the most reiu,ou
nbloteims, ltupalrlngdouattheshortst notice
25 DOZEN MIIJC-PAKS
ouhaud for sale,'
JOOTS AND SHOES,
i.iviiik. 31, imuii
MAIN hlllEET, UNDUll JlllOWN'S IIUICI..
A lull aud complete nisortinent of ready made
boots and shots for iiuu.Momtn and childieu
J list ittelMd and for saleut rcasouablo lutes.
Varieties to suit nil ehissts of iiistoineis. The
best of w orli douo tit siioi t nonce, as nei eioioi e,
Olvu him a call, aprs VU-tf,
T ABIES' FANCY FUKS!
JOHN PAUEIIl.V,
7is Alien biiu:ut,
Middle of tho Illoclc, betwteu 7(h nnd 6th Bts,
South hide,
piiii,.ii:li'Iii.i,
Importer, Manufacturer and Dealer In nil hinds
and nualiiy oi
F A N 0 Y F U H 8
l'Oll LADIES' AND GENTLEMEN 8 WEAK,
Havlni! enhiriiul, remodeled nnd improved my
old ami lavorablylinown 1'UUE.MPOl IlIM.und
havlnis linporiidii M'iy latpe and spleudldns-
'..!u ,1,., .Ililf ,o,,l Im ill Puis ironi
Hut hands In puiope.aiid had Iheiiiniade uii by
tho niosttklllful Muiknuu, I would iispeeilully
invito my Ir ends oi i oiuui' iu uiiuuujut.i.i uuuu
tlliiiassorlnuhtof l aucy tins, lor ladlis and
chlldicn, I am deteimlnid t" sen at as iw
pilceassanyiitlierresic la'ile House liillu'ftil.
All Kins uauiiuleu, Nu in sn pr. m ui m u i
tllect bales. JOHN l AHEIllA;
718AKtH KTIU'.l.T.PJUI.AIJl.l-l'IlIA.
Nov, i, lWC-Hni,
Philadelphia Directory.
2A0LR 1IOTKL.
'7 NOllTII TltlltD STltEKT,
It. I). CUMM.INGS, riiorniETon.
STA1JIJSHEU 1793.
JOItllAN ABIlOTIIEIt;
Wholesnlo Grocers, and Dealers lu
SAI.TPETItU AND BltlMSTONE.
No 219 North Third St.
Phlladclphlit.
it. iioitsn. v, a. xixa. J.n. si.yueut.
jlJOltNK, KINO & SEYIJEKT,
1IU1.1..MAL.1. Dill GOODS,
No. 121 MarUct Street
Pltll.ADEI.PIIIA,
Orders tilled ninmptly nt lowest prices.
January 3, ISO',
W. HANK'S
WHOLESALE TOIIACXO, KNUf 1', AND
CIGAP. WAUKI10UW3,
No. lidNoilhThlrd Stieel,
lletwieii Cliciry and llace, Mcslslde,
Plilladcli.hla.
JpitANK & STJtKTCII,
(successors to I. it. waiter,)
Importers and Dtalei s In
lliJEENSWAKIS, CHINA, AND GLASS,
Xn. ail N. Third Street,
Pcllvcen Itace and Vino Sts.
riltLADKU'lIIA.
?! I'hSTlt'i.Vrir, Otii'irartncrs.
J"l'-0-ll J1-Wai.u.1!. Spiclal Partner.
I 2il.
ICKI'IIKAHT,
WITH
IlAltXES, BUO. .t llERHON,
IfA'IS, UAl'S, HI HAW GOODS & FUI1H,
No.ro) Market Stleet,
(Above Fifth,)
1'IUI.AnELTJItA.
JOJIX STKOUI- & CO.,
Successors to slroup .t Brother,
WHOLESALE DEALEltS IN Flhll.
No. 21 Ninth Whatvis and 25 Not Hi Ihlid St
lhlludelphia.
JICIIAKDSON L. WRIGHT, Jit.
ATTOIINEV AT LAW,
NO. 128 SOUTH SIXTH STItEKT,
1'JIOLAnKI.l'lII .
oit. 2.','l.9-ly
yiLLIAM FJSI1EH
WITH
T II O M A S 0 A It 8 O N CO.
WllOI.hSAT.l3
HEALERS IN HOSIERY,
.MEN'S 1'UllNlSIIINa GOODS,
LINENS & NOTIONS
NO. 18 MOlini roUKTII S.111T.KT
I'liiltuit'ltihirt.
I uno 1,'00-Gni
"yAINyitlGIlT & CO.,
WIIUI,1.KAL,1. UllOUl.liH,
If. E. Corner Second and-Aich Sheets,
I'lULAUCLI'IllA,
Dealers lu
TEAS, SY11UPH, COFFEE, SL'QAP., MOLASSIM
men, si'icrs, rr c.inu koda, .ic, ac.
iiT-OrdoKwill uc.lve prompt intention,
may M.OT.tf.
BusineKG Cards,
jr. Ij'veijIjK,
ATft.ltNEV AT LAW,
AMihuid, Sehujlltlll County Pa.
M.
c.
W. JIIELE11,
ATTOUNl'.V AT LAW,
Olllco Couit House Allev. below tlio Col.UM
iiia.v Ullice. I'.uuulkh. r.aek-1'av and Pensions
colic tied, JlleolllsblUBl'.l.feep.'-M'li7'
OUKRT F. CLARK,
ATTOIINEV AT LAW,
Ofilfe Jlalll Stitet below the Poult House.
lllromtuia 1'cnu'a,
jjj U. LITTLE,
AT'lC'tNEY AT LAW,
Olllco Coin l-Ilouso Allev. below the Col.UM
1IIA.N Ollice, Illoomsbllis l'a.
c.
U. RROOKWAY,
ATTOltNUY AT LAW,
llI.Ol)ilSillUl:tl, I'A,
Orrirr: Ccurt Ifouro Allev.
In tho CO'
Janl,'67.
LUMiiiAN building.
T? J. THORNTON
JL J.
ould ntinounce to tlioelliyensof llloeuis.
buigaiid vicinity. Hint he lias Just utelvcd a full
nuii ii 1 1 .i I e us$ui iiueui oi
WALL l'APEIl, WINDOW BIIADES,
rixiunra, coiu.s, tabhuls,
nndsll oll.tr goi.dh In his line of bustucsh. All
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BLOOMSBUHG, PA., FRIDAY, DEOEMBEIl
odical clftlioiui.
Tho Impatient Hon.
I1V dEOllOF. t'OOI'KIl.
This Is tho talo of a queer old hen
That sat on eggs exactly ten,
Bho made her nest with pride and care,
And, weather foul and weather fair,'
You always found her at her post,
r-or pJtlenco was her dally boast,
Alas! how 6ft It Is nur lot
To brag of what they haven't got,
'ills will apply to hens, nnd men,
ud boys, and girls.
Days passed, and when
The sun began to warmer grow,
And grass and leaves began to show
Their twinkling green on hill and valo;
When stieet and pleasant was the gale,
This queer old hen began to long
To Join once moie tho noisy throng
Of idle gossips half a scoro
That strutted by the old bam door.
O, dear I O, dcarl hero I am tied!
A weary lot Is mine,' sho sighed,
Iso gleam of pleasuro do I catch j
Why don't these tlrcsomo chlckcus hatch ?
1 1 worries mo in heart and legi
To sit so long upon these eggs,
m sick of pining hero nt home;
O, chicks, chicks, chtuUs, why don't yo como7
Your llttlu-houscs, white nnd warm,
I've sheltered from tho angry storm.
There's Mother Doiulntquo, next door,
Icr darlings number twenty-four,
And thcy'vo been out a wcelc or moro:
And now she wanders nt her ease,
As proud and happy as you please,
So stir your pinky, little pegs
My yellow.bllls, come out and walk,
Or else I'll doubt my eggs nra egsjs.
And think they are but lumps of chalk.
Then something rnsh and sad befell J
This old hen picked each brittle shell.
And, not so wonderful to tell,
Her treatment, which was very rude,
Killed on the spot her tiny biood I
nd now, despised by fowls and men,
Sho lh es a broken-hearted hen 1
This Is the moial to my lay I
To leap success in work and play.
hy spoil w hatever you've begun,
Thro' eagerness to havo It done?
Ilemcmber poor Damo Pntlet's f:ito ;
Don't bo Impatient learn to wait.
Wishing,
iiv Jons a. saxi:.
Of all amusements of tho mind,
Fiom logic down to llshtng,
There isn't one that you can find
So very cheap as "wishing;"
A very choice diversion, too,
It we but rightly use it,
Ar.d not as wo aie apt to do,
Pt rvcrt It, and abuse It,
I with a common wish, Indeed
My purse w as somewhat fatter,
That I might cheer the' child of need,
Aud not my pride to flatter,
And that I might make oppression reel,
As only good can make it.
And break tho tyrant's rod of steel,
As only gold can break It.
I wish that sympathy and love,
And every human passion
That has Its origin above,
Would come and keep lu fashion ;
That scorn, aud Jealousy and hate,
And eveiy base emotion,
Were bulled fifty fathoms deep
Eeneath the waves of ocean I
I wish that friends were always true,
And motives nlwaj s pure,
I wish the good weio not so few,
I w ish the bad were fewer ;
I wish that parsons no'r forgot
To bted their pious teaching,
I wish that practicing was not
Sodlireii'iit Ironi pleaching.
I wish that modest worth might bo
Appjnlsed witli truth aud candor;
I wish that Innocence were fieo
From treachery and slander;
, I wish that men tht Ir vows would mind,
That women ne'er were lovers;
I wish that wives woio always kind,
And husbands always loverb.
Lying A-bcd in tho Morning.
I love to roo in tLc shady grove,
Where tlio gentle replies are lloalfng;
I love to sit nt tho frstarboard,
Wht re bucltwhiiit cakes ale smoking,
I lolo to t.aie at the golden blaze,
Wl.treSol tho Webt is ndorulng;
Hut tills I loo far bt Iter than al-
To lie a-bcd In tho morning.
That poets sh'd sing of the Joys of Spring,
Is not In the least surprising;
Tut I can't conceive why a man sh'd weave
A sonnet to early rising.
Tl.o' Fiankiln of old vas as.iso I'm told,
I can't go with lilmlti scoinlug
Hie blUsful scenes In the land of duams
Whsn 1 Ing a-bcd In the monilug.
I lovo to Ho when the sunbeams shy
Come peeping through tho curlalns;
When phantoms brlpht legale the sight
With visions of coll'ee and mtilllns ;
When the hint's loud thrill from distant hill,
The chorus of nature Is Joining
If there's aught below can banltli woe,
'TIs lying abed lu tho morning.
Let thoso whochooso rellro to snoozo
When tho dutks nnd chickens nio going;
And rub their eyes when forced to rise
At chanticleer's dNmal crowing;
They loofo Ihcslghtof the gorgeous night,
And spend their days in yawning
Till midnight damp I'll burn the lamp,
Aud He n-bed in the morning.
Lifo is Beautiful.
Life Is beautiful Its duties
Cluster round each passing day,
While their sweet and solemn voices
Warnto woilr, to watch, to pray;
They alone its blerslugs forfeit
Who by sin their spirits cheat,
Or to slothful stupor yielding,
Let tho tho rust thertnrmor eat. f
Lifo Is beautiful affections
Round Its roots, Willi ardor cling,
'Mid its opening blossoms nestle,
lllrdllke, lu Its brandies slug,
Smiling lull its cradle slumbers,
Guard with pride Us youthful blooni,
Fondly kiss lis snpwwhlto temples,
Dew Iho turf-mound o'er Its tomb,
Life Is beautiful, with promise
Of n Joy that cannot fade;
Life is feailul, with tho threatnlng
Ol an everh'stlug shade,
May no thouglrtless wanderer scorn it,
Ullndly lost lu folly's raazo;
Duty, lone, and hope adorn It,
Let Its latest breath lu praise.
Goon maxims Iiitrcnelinictits In war
retrenchments In peavo.
Tin: dearest spot on earth tho store
Where they do not advertise
Maxim for tho next now President
"n placa for overyliody, and overyhody
In his placo."
. I,,.
A hill poster may ho described as a
man who sticks to business, and whoso
business It Is to stick,
Tiiriti; aro two directly opposlto rea
sons why sonio men havo poor credit
ono beeauso thoy 'ro not known, and tho
other becauso they aro known.
Tun Charleston Courier says that a
young widow of that placo has Just eel
ebrated her wooden wcddlug by marry
lng a blockhead.
rBUiiCvllnncoufi.
HANI) SHAKIN0.
Tlio hot summer of 1870 must .havo
set ninny peoplo thinking whether It Is
not possibles to Invent somo inodo of
nhitatlon moro convenient than that
of Blinking hands. When tho thermom
eter Is at ninety In tho shade, and when
tho only hopo of escaping n sutistroko
seems to bo to tlrlnlc bo much tea and
to wear so little clothes as shall best
promote perspiration, then tho tyrnuy
of tho social law which compels us to
grnip tho hand of a casual and very hot
acquaintance, and to glvo It tho estab
lished vibtatlon, Is fully felt, and be
comes afinost Insupportable. But Iho
inconvenience of the practleo of shak
lug hands Is not confined to the season
of hot weather only. There is probably
no modo of salutation commonly prac
ticed by nny civilized nation which Is
so encompassed with dllUcultlcs mid
embarrassments. Tho dlfilciilty of ma
king a correct bow is no doubt consid
erable. Thero Is tho dllllculty of know-.
lug how to bow ; how "to draw tho ar
tistic lino between tho unceremonious
nod and tho obsequious obeisance. And
for people who aim nt doing things
in good form tho difliculty of appor
tioning their duo angles of roverenco to
tho different iexes, and to the different
social positions, ages, and degrees of in
timacy of persons in each sex. And
thero is also tho difficulty of knowing
when to bow. But all tlio difficulties
that cluster round the bow, are nothing
compared to thoto Hint encompass tlio
shaking of hands. Tho difficulties of
knowing how to bow aro after nil only
the difficulties which beet tho attempt
to do anything well ; and difficulties of
the same kind, not inferior in degree,
will bo found to besot tho practleo of
slinking hands. As for the difficulties
of knowing when to bow, it is obvious
that they must bo at least doubled in
the case of hnnd-sliaking, for this sim
ple reason, that thntmodo of salutation
requires the consent and co-operation of
two persons to execute it.
If a poison should bo inclined to
doubt whether hand-shaking is a dill!
cult operation, let him consider tho
different modes in which tho custom is
observed among his various friends and
acquaintances. There aro negativo
modes and there aro positive tnodes'of
shaking hands. Thero are, first of all,
tho people who teem tofenr Hint if they
onco givo you their hands they may
never get them back again, and who
matieeuver that you may not possess
yourself of moro than tho tips of your
fingers. This modo of hand-shaking
may be called tipping," and thoso who
use it tippirs. Closely allied to them is
another sort of half-handed-sliakers,
those namely, who uo not clasp your
hand but linger it with two digits. This
modo of shaking hands is sometimes
adopted by men of political and litera
ry notoriety. But it is very apt to givo
ofrenso ; and tho most serious conse
quences havo been known to cnuo
from its having beVn practical hy
young author upon a critic whom ho
had mistaken for a rival writer. These
people, who, falling to give the wholo
hand, nevertheless do not touch your
hand with the tips of their fingers only
hut linger it wltli tlio wlioio or moro
fingers, may bo called Jhiyercrs. Then
thero aio those who givo tho wholo
hand, but glvo it in a limp, llabby man
ner, as it Newfoundland dog gives its
paw. Thcso people seem to think they
havo discharged tho whole duty of
hand-shaking when they have put their
neighbors in possession of their hands
Were It tho custom to iiinko nut adieu
to a dear departed by shaking hands
with his corpse, tho sensation would no
doubt bo very like what wo experience
when wo salttto thepo llabby shakers ;
who, as they use their hands much in
tho tamo way as tho Mock Turtle uses
his Haps, may bocalled jttippers. These
negative modes of shaking bauds aro
disagreeable enough, But the posltivo
modes arostltl moro unpleasant. Among
these tho least distressing Is probably
tlio tnrtisting mouo. Thero aro some
who, when you offer tlicin your hand,
take It; but take it oiily lo put it from
th.em, as if it wcro something common
or unclean. They seize It with quick
decision, as brave children soizo it snap
dragon or an earwig. Thou, by a rapid
thrust fur ward in tierce, they return it
to your side; ami having got it there,
they drop or hout it into space. Thcso
llinutcrt aro a numerous class ; and,
oddly enough, their modo docs not
seem to give so much oll'ons as that of
the tippers and lingerers. Moro physi
cally painful, though ethically less In
jurious, Is tho modo of those who
squeeze. This mode is chiefly prac
ticed by Methodists, by fervid preach
ers of ovangelleal persuasions, and by
other persons of power and piety. Tor
ments aro boiuotinies suffered by small
bonded or rhoumntle men, and by frag
llo women, who havo fallen Into tho
hands of ono of these fervid glants,and
who happen to have rings on their fin
gers when tho cruel clutch Is effected.
But worse oven than this class olsijuee
zers Is that of tho dingers; tho peoplo
who, having onco got hold of your
hand, refuso to let it go, but used it ns
thoy would a button-hole, oras tho An
cient Mariner used his glittering eyo,
to compel you to hear all they havo to
say j giving It nt Intervals littlo pres
sures, motions, or vibrations as a run
ning Accompaniment to'their twaddle.
Of all tho kinds of shakers abovo de
scribed theso dingers aro most undoubt
edly the most pestilential j and when,
as Is occasionally tho case, they comblno
tqucczlng with clinging, they aro sim
ply unendurable, and ought to bo treat
ed as creatures that outrago society.
Thero aro very few people who do not
partake, In a greater or less degree, of
ono or moro of theso faults lu hund-slm-king.
If uny reader has heretofore
been accustomed to think that hand
shaking Is a less difficult form of salu
tation to execute well than a bow, let
him consider carefully, In ono of his
moments of deepest consciousness, his
own modo of slinking hands; and
when ho has douo this, let him consult
a candid friend on tho subject, London
Saturday llcvtew.
'4
2, 1870.
COL.
Anecdote or .IcH'crson.
A party, Mr. Jefferson, tho President
among them, wcro out riding. A smart
shower had fallen during tho forenoon,
and when they got back to Mooro's
Creek tho water wns running up to tho
saddlo girths of n horso. An ordinary
western looking mnn was sitting on tho
bank with a saddlo In hla hands.
Ho waited until all (ho party had en
tered tho stream but Mr. Jefferson, and
then asked him for a ride ncross. To
rein up to n stone, suffer him to mount,
en croupe; and carry him to tho oppo
site bank, was a matter of course. In n
few minutes tho party In the rear, who
had witnessed tho afialr overtook our
bcsaddlcd pedestrian, stretching nway
at a steady paco nlong tho foot of Cnr-
tor's mountain.
"I say!" quoth ajuuior, "whafmado
you let the young men pass nnd nsk
that gentleman to carry you over the
creek V"
"Well," said Kentucky, in broad pa-
to!s,"If you want to know, I'll tell you;
I reckon a man carries yes or no in his
faco tho young chap's faco said no
the old 'un's said yes."
"It isn't every mnn thnt would havo
asked tho President of tho United
States for n rldo behind him," said the
other, expecting, perhaps to blind tho
bold visago of Kentucky. If such was
his object, however, ho was very much
mistaken.
"Yon don't say thnt was Thomas Jef
ferson do you ?" was tho reply, and ho
Immediately added, "he's a fino
fellow, any way."
"That was the President," wns tlio
response.
Kentucky looked up and looked
around, the locality well known to trav
clers at onco carrying conviction into
his mind. Ho appeared to bo In a
brown study for a moment, tho massive
features then relaxed, ho burst into a
loud fit of laughter, and thus ho spoke
"What do you supposo my wife, Pol
ly, will say when 1 get back to Boone
county, and toll her I've rid behind old
Jefferson ? She'll say 1 .voted for tho
right man."
A Cure lor Drunkenness.
A writer in 1'utnam proposes, as a
cure for the appetito for liquors, brom
Ido of potassium, saying:
Thero is no "tapering off" with tho
dovil. Either ho has got you, or he
has not got you. Tho first part of tho
medical treatment in this physical dis
ease requires tho immcdiato removal of
the patient from all disturbing influen
ces, of whatover nature. Thero must bo
no noisy children about, no quarrelling
women, no scandal mongers pouring
out their distilled venom to jar upon
his nerves and disturb his spirit. He
must havo absoluto quiet and repose.
IIo must tako a two-weeks' holiday and
go to bed, where nothing can trotiblo
him or get at him but ono faithful
fiiend.
Having obtained twelvo twenty-grain
powders of tho biomlde, ho takes ono,
and after a conflict tho sedative wins
the victory, nnd ho sleeps. When ho
wakes tho struggle against tho tasto for
liquor begins again, and another pow
der is taken, and so on, until nt Inst per
fect success and glorious victory nro nt
mined. Tho desire for drink will be
completely eradicated, nnd its return
will not bo likely to occur. During tho
treatment food should not bo taken, un
less urgently desired, and then it should
bo of thu most nutritious character.
Broths of fowl or beef steak, and such
other meats as aro best calculated to
preserve tho touo of tho stomach, aro
to bo preferred.
-A Itn.MAltKAllM: DlSC'OVIIIlY. By
many It has been held ns a theory that
tho Yuma desert was once an ocean bed.
At intervals pools of talt water have
stood for a wliilo in tho midst of tho
surrounding wasto of sand, disappear
ing only to rie again in tho saino or
other localities. A short tlmoslncoone
of thcso sallno lakes disappeared, and a
party of Indians reported the discovery
of a "big ship" left by tho receding
waters. A party of Americans at onco
proceeded to tho spot nnd found imbed
ded lu tho sands tho wreck of a largo
vessel. Nearly ono-third of tho for
ward part of tho ship or bark is plainly
visible. Tho stump of tho bow-sprit
remains, and portions of tho timbers of
tho deck aro perfect. Tho wreck is lo
cated forty miles north of tho San Ber
nadluo and Fort Yuma road, and thirty"
milos west of Los Palinos, a well known
watering placo on tho desert. Tho road
across tho desert has been traveled for
moro than ono hundred years. Tho
history of tho ill-fated vessel can of
courso never bo known, but tho discov
ery of its decaying timbers, in tho
midst of what has long been a desert,
will furnish savaus with food for dis
cussion, and may perhaps furnish Im
portant aid in tho elucidation of ques
tions of science.
Indian Tradition. It Is a stand
ing tradition of tho Niagara Indians,
shared to a great oxtont now by tho
whlto peoplo in tho vicinity of tho
Falls, that tho "Great Spirit," or Thun
derer of Waters, must havo nnnually
four victims sacrificed to his power.
Curiously enough, n year soldoin passes
during which at least four persons nro
not drowned either In tho Falls or tho
whirlpoof below. This year tin old
man of moro than 70 years stepped In
to tho breakers abovo tho Falls, and
losing hs hold, was swept over tho
frightful cataract. At Do Vaux College,
a student, daring his companions to
wado Into tho whirlpool, was sucked
Into its torrlfile eddies, and Instantly
disappeared, to bo seon no moro. A
fow days afterward a drunken father
adventured, with his two children and
a rcprobato companion, into a boat
abovo tho rapids, and In their drunken
orgies tho littlo ones were thrown out
and drowned, though tho two drunken
wretches escaped.
This silver miners of Lako Superior
nrosald to ho nulto successful in their
labors. $30,000 worth of silver oro has
rccontly been brought on ono vessel to
Detroit.
DEM. - VOL. XXXIV NO. 11.
IVn St. I'nul ii Ilncliclor.
It has been n pretty general Impres
sion, says a recent writor, that I'nul
was a bachelor, and many ladles of tho
present day hnvo formed nu opinion of
htm which is decidedly unfavorable.
believe nnd proposo to show, that
Paul was actually a married, man, nnd a
strong ndvocato of "Woman's Itlghts."
The Corinthian Church had written to
htm fordlrcctlons upon tho subject of
matrimony In a tlmo of great persecu
tion, and under tho clrcutnstancos ho
scorns to think that for tho tlmo being
tho unmarried had better remain 30.
Euseblu s, Clement, and other historians
speak of Paul as n married man, and
according to tho best historical evidence
wo can get, ho was at tho time of writ
ing this cplstlo a widower. And thus
ho remained true to his dead wife and
admonished other men who had lost
their wives to pursue a similar course
If thero is a woman in America who Is
particularly anxious for her husband to
marry again after her death, wo should
llko to sco her. Tho apostle's "advico
to wives," in tho fifth chapter of Epho-
slans, seems to bo very offonsivo to some
becauso ho admonishes them to obedi
ence. Husbands aro very fond of quot
ing it. If thero is but ono text lu tho
Bible with which they aro acquainted,
it is that; but do you ever hear tho
twenty-fifth verso from mascullno lips?
listen : "JJusbumh love your wives even
as Christ loved the Churet and gave him
self for d" There, gentlemen, is your
rulo of conduct don't forget, and, by
tho way, how do you llko it V Where
is thero a greater lovo than this? and
what an exalted opinion Paul must
havo had of n womnn to deem her worthy
of such affection 1 Rest assured that
obedience will gladly follow n lovo llko
that. When men are honest, loyal, nnd
true when they tendeily lovo and
shield even at the sacrifice of self, then
woman will "honor and obey," with
out any objections or regrets.
Spend Wisely. Look most to your
spending. No matter what comes In,
if moro goes out you will always bo
poor. Tho art is not In making money
but in keeping it ; littlo expenses like
littlo mico in a barn where they aro
many, mako great waste. IItr by hair
heads get bald. Straw by btraw, tho
thatch goes off the cottage, and drop by
drop tho rain comes In the chamber. A
barrel Is soon empty if it leaks but a
drop a minute. When you begin to
save begin with your mouth ; there aro
many thieves down tho red lane.
Tho ale jug is a great waste, all other
things keep within compass. In clothes
choose suitablo and lasting stuff, and
not tawdry fineries. To bo warm is tho
main thing; never mind tho looks
Never stretch your legs further than
tho blanket reaches, or you will soon
bo cohl. A fool may mako money, but
it needs a wiso man to spend it. He-
member it is easier to build two chim
neys than to keep ono going. If you
givo all to back and board, thero is
nothing left for tho savings hank. Fare
hard and work hard while you aro
young, and Iinvo a clinnco of rest while
you nro old.
A itAiLitOAD is projected in Brazil
which is likely to bo of consideraiih
boiiefit to to tho commerco of the Uni
ted Stntes. It is to bo called tho Math I
ra and Mnmrro Hallway, and will ex
tend from San Antonio to Giipjaru-Mo-rim,
a distance of about 170 miles. Its
object Is to furnish tiansporlntion of
goods going to nnd from Bolivia, around
tho falls of tho Madeira river, which
aro an insuperable obstacle to naviga
tion, and now compel traffic to tnko nn
unnatural and expensive routo over the
Andes to Peru. It costs $200 in gold to
carry a ton of freight by this routo from
Europe to Bolivia ; whereas when tho
projected railroad is completed, it will
go by tho way of Paris, costing only
ono-tbird ns much, nnd still yielding a
handsome profit to tho carriers. Tlio
region which will thus bo opened to
American as well as European mer
chants Is highly productive, and con
tains a largo population, so that its trade
will bo extremely valuable.
Whiskey and New'spapeiis, A
glass of whiskey is manufactured from
a dozen grains of corn, tho value of
which is too small for estimation. A
glass of this mlxturo sells for a dime
and if a good brand is considered well
worth the money. It Is drank In a
minute or two. It fires tho bruin, shar
pens tho appetite, deranges nnd weak
ens tho phjsicnl system. Onthosnmo
sideboard on which tho deleterious bev
erage is served lies a newspaper. It is
covered with half a million types. It
brings Intelligence from tho four quar
ters of tho globe. The nowspaper costs
less than a glass of grog, tho Julco of a
fow grains of corn, but It Is no less truo
that there Is a largo number of peoplo
who think corn julco cheap, nnd news
papers dear.
Mining the Countuy. "ThoFrench
says a correspondent, aro mining tho
great avenues that radiate from tho
Trumphal Arch, but do not Intend lo
blow them up of course, until tho Prus
sians get well on them. Tho Aveuuo
Joiephluc, whero so many Americans
havo mndo their homes lu the past, has
huge bariendes built hero and thero
across It, and they aro soon to bo erected
on tho Avenuo do I'Jmperatrleo. Tho
mining is douo by taking out small
squares of earth and macadam In vari
ous places, and Inserting tho fulmina
ting substance, in some cases, so that
tho passage of tho heavy body over It
wlll eause It to oxplodo. What effect
tho thunder of liugo.guns, llko tho
monster Korupp and other, will have
ho did not say,"
The most foolish thing that u man or
woman can do is to mako an attempt
to ehuso up an evil report. Slander has
no visible starting point, nor resting
placo; It begins from nothing and
comes to nothing If allowed todloout
through its own muliguaucy.
Nothing) Is moro useful than etnrch;
but H should bo put Into garments, not
manners.
KATES OF ADVEUTISINO.
One quare',(ton lines orlts equiTalontln Nou
paretl type) ono or two hwcrUons, M.501 thre
Insertions, 82.0U " '
BrACZ, 111, 2. 3K. AM. IT,-
Ono quaie.......2.r,0 (3,00 11,00 10,00 $10,00
Twosquaros -SPO 6,00 7,00 B,00 18,00
Three squares 0,00 7,00 0,00 12,00 18,H
Foursquares 7 00 ,00 11,00 17,01) 5,1
Quarter coluuin,, 10,00 12,00 U,00 20,80 tO.W
llftlfcolttron 15,00 18,00 2000 80,00 60,0
Ono column -.30,00 88,0 10,00 00,00 100,0
Executor's or AdmlnlstrotOr'a' Notice, 83.00,'
Auditor's or,'Asalgnee's Notice, 82..T).
Local hotlccs, twenty cents a line; by the year
ten cents.
Cards In thC'IlinlncssDircctory" column, 13.00
per year for tho first two Hues, uud 11.00 for each
oddltlouallluc.
Distillery l'rnilucl of the United
States.
It has been ascertained that tho dls
tllerles of tho United Slates havo .a
sulrlt-produclng capacity every 21 hours
as follows ! From grain, 759,377 gallons;
from molasses, 21,903 gallons) froiu
fruit, 120,271 gollond-maklng n total
dally capacity of 010,551 gallons. Pre
suming tho grain distilleries run 1C0
days each year, thero would bo a pro
duction of 113,000,550 gallons annually.
Add to this the 3,735,150 gallons molas
ses capacity, thero would bo nu annual
production from theso two sources of
117,012,000 gallons. Tho actuul produc
tion of fruit spirits is over 1,000,000 gal
lons per annum thus making an actu
al production annually or 118,012,000
gallons. Tho consumption of tho coun
try ha3bcen found to bo nbout 75,000,
000 gallons annually, leaving at tho
lowest esllmaton capacity of 3,(1 12 gal
lons, which can only bo mado avallablo '
by c. pot tat ton. Prom all this it la as-
ccrlained that thero is in tho United
States a capital invested in machinery
capable of producing this surplus for
exportation In a run of 100 daysof each
year, tho grain capacity alone consunv
ing at least 37,C35,ol7 bushels of tho
surplus grain of the country.
Royal Ppisoneks. Napoleon III Is
tliesovcnlh French sovereign deprived
of his liberty by tho fate of battles.
Louis lo Deboniialro, In 820, was con
fined by his sons, wltli his second wife,
Judith, in a monastery. In 810 Charles
tho Bold was inado prisoner by the re
volted nobles. John I was mado cap
tivo at tho battle of Poictcrs. IIo de
livered up his sword to a Belgian
knight, Dennis do Morbecquo. Louis
XI was forcibly conducted by Charles
tho Bold in the suite of tho Bttrgundinn
army, which was going to beslego tho
Liegcois, the King's own allies. Fran
cis I was made prisoner at the battlo of
Pavia. Llko King John, ho gavo up
his sword to a Belgian, Count do Lan-'
noy, Viceroy of Naples. Lastly Na
poleon I surrendered twice, in 1811-and '
in 1815.
Indian matters, judging from tho
present outlook, will bo rather tamo
during the winter, and tho negotiations
to bo mado with Indians by tho Gov
ernmant will bo transacted mostly with
semi-civilized tribes for tho settlement
of old questions which have long been
pending. The Indian agents consider
tho present siatus of their wards all that
can bo looked for, and havo great hopea
of maintaining as a permanency the
present peaceful aspect. It is not likely
that any moro Indian delegations will
visit Washington before next summer,
nnd not then, unless special appropria
tions aro mado by Congress to defray
tho expenses.
A Handsome Income. General Ma
hone, who hns just been elected, presi
dent of the Atlnntic, Mississippi nnd
Ohio Itailroad Company, with a snliuy '
of 425,000, is also president of tho Nor
folk, and Petersburg Itailroad 'which
pays $0,000; the Southsido llaHivml
which pays 40,000, and tho Virginia,
nnd Tennessee Itailroad, which pnys
$3,000. In addition to this, ho is pre I-'
dent of tho Virginia and Kentucky
r.miroau, ami, wo uciiovc, supeniiicuii-
uit of ono or two of theso railroads,
though woaie not informed what salary
Is attached to theso offices. Truly, tho
General's lilies havo fallen in pleasjilit
pi aces. Norfolk Journ ttl.
A wealthy lady of New York r-,
cently went through nu extraordinary
performance. Sho gavo out lier-cngago-m
en t to a gentleman in Washington,
had the cards sent out, tho guests e.imo
in numbers, many presents were st'iit
in, tho clergyman was rculy, the brldo
waiting, but tho groom eamo not. Ori,
nn explanation being demanded of thu
astonished gentleman, It appeared that
tho wholo thing wns a delusion, or nu
invention of tho lady's, without tho
slightest knowledge- of it on his purl.
It wns a tad case of "manlngo on tlio
brain."
The Bellefonto 'ulehman nys:
"Tho Clearfield fnir consisted of a enir, .
n goose, and a pumpkin. Wo are (eld
that it rnlntd so hard tho first night .
that tho goo.-o swam off, the calf bruLe . -.
loose and eat up the pumpkin, and a'Si
thief, prowling around, stole the ealf. "
And that ended tho fair." '" "
Mas, Partington, ou reading au ,
accuunt of a schooner having her jib
boom carried 'away in Long Inland
Sound, ono night last week, wondend
"why people would leave such things
out o'doots nights, to bo stolen, when .
thoro wcro so many buglers nbout, fil
tering everything they could lay tlielr
hands to."
"My dear boy," said a lndy to n pre
cocious youth of slxteon, 'Moes your
father deslgu you to tiead tho Intricate
and thorny paths of profession tho
straight and nunow paths of tho minis
try, or revel In tho Uowery fields of lit
erature?" "No, inarm; dad says ho'
going to set mo to work In the taler
field;"
Sidney S-MiTiusays, regarding the.
unnecessary consumption of food :
"According to my computation, I have
eaten and drank, between my teutlj
and seventieth year, forty-four hori-u
wagon loads moro than was good for
me."
Mas, Paiitinuton says sho under
stands tho picklo tho Emperor has got
Into, but sho would llko to know what
this neutrality Is that Victoria Is trying
to prcsorvc.
IIOLlia llEU Own. Maine cannot bo
called a "progressive Stale," Tho ecu
hih returns show a total population of
028,710 a gain of only 110 In ten years.
A mioTJiEa lawyer onco told John
O. Saxo that a beard was unprofessional,
"Bight," said Suxo, "a lawyer caunot
bo too 6are-faced."
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