$fo dffltumMttn. FUnMSIICD EVEHY FIUDAY MOIININO IB TUB COMJMMAN 1IUIL1HNO KKAK TIIK COUMT lionsr., ii r HENRY L. DIEFFENBACH, KDiroti and rnorniKTon. 7tras-Two Collars a Tear payable 1b aiv&neo. ainatjx.A.Tioisr oooo. JOB PRINTING 1 01 nil descriptions executed Willi neatness an, dispatch lit reasonable rates. , Bloomsburg Directory. "STOVES AND TINWARE. i Jl. HU I r. ill , tiooicr in Sloven A tin u are, Hu At pert block, Main si. west or Miirket. vl-mi J AfOB METZ, dealer In stoves nml tinware Main siieci.ttuovo court House, vl-nli CLOTHING, Ac. AVin LOWENHKUH, Merchant Tailor. Moln ) st., id door nbove American Home. vl-ti13 w fM. MOlUtls, Merchant Tailor corner of fen- iro iinu siuiu si., over .Miller's Btore. viMiJo DRUGS, CHEMICALS, dc. 11 I'. I.UTZ, iJruKKtii HUd Apothecary. Main Bt. , below the I'osi oalco. vMU IIOYBU llllOH., UruBKidtk RUd Apothecarlis Jl Brewer's block Mulu st, vl-ma CLOCKS, WATCHES, AC. iKNHYZyrriNUER, Watches. epectaclcH A lJowolry Ac, Malumicet near West st. v3 nld n n.HAVAOE, dealer In Clocks, Watches and Ii, Jewelry. Main si.. In.l lulnw il,u a I House. vl.4J I OUliS BEIlNHAltD, Watch and Clock maker. j urtti numm:ito.vurut)r iillliuuiiu irou SIS.V1-41 j CATHCAKT, Watch and Ciock Maker, Mar V, ket street, below Mulu. vl-ull BOOTS AND SHOES. 1 M. BKOWN, Boot and Hhoemnker, Centre , street, rear of ltobblns A E er'a Htore. vl-ulJ AV1U IIETZ, Boot and Hhocmuker. Main st ) below llurtman's store, w est ol Market, vWl KN11Y Kl.KIM, Manufacturer and deuler in lioois aim ouoes, uroevnes, etc., Alain street, b uiuyiuDuuiE. Vl-Uld PROFESSIONAL. U. 11. C. JIUWKlt, burscoli Dentist, Mulu si., uboveiheCuurl House. l-nl.l vl(. WM, M ltKHhll, Suriseon mid 1'hyslcloli, ;hi(.liuuKo lilock o cr Webb's bookstoru 3-u: Dlt. II, r . KirM;Y, Hurgeon Dentist. Teeth extracted without pain: Mutnst., neurly op. oslte hplstopiit Church, vl-nifi 1.1 II. 1K1.I.ER. Atlorney-ot.Liiw, Olllce, 2d 1 floor in LxchuUKuUlb(k,uiartli"KxcliutiKv liotil." va-iil p 0. IIAIIKI.EY, Attorney-ot-I.aw. ortlcc.Id J, floor lu LxchuUBe Block, near the "Eichuuav Hotel." vi.u3 I II. McKELVY.M. D.,Huikcoii and I'hjslcluii. I . north sldo Main St., below Market. vlul.t I II. EVAK8.M. ll.. Burgeon and Physician, ) south side Main street, below Market. vl-ul.l J C. ltUlTEIt. .V. I). K,.r..,, ,! In,...!-,,,,, . Muiket street, ubovo Main. vl-ull I 11. UUBISON, Attorney -at-Law, Ofucellart ,1. man s bulldlig, Malustreit. v2-nu MILLINERY & FANCY GOODS. E i I'EI KHMAN, Millinery nml Kftocj UihhIs, ii'jvrnic innnnii iiuifll, iiJUlU HI, V1I11 1 IhH I.IZZIK UAKKI.EY, Milliner, ltanisij outturns; .mhiu sucei, V1-1H. MIK.S A. 11. Wl I1II, Fancy Goods, Notions, Hooks, and btuilonerv.l.xibuiiiulsWk. Main I ureet. vl-ma (IH.-S M. DEUHICKSON, Millinery aud Kancj X Goods Malnst,, below Mlilket. vl-nH UN E. KLINE. Mllllutr) and rancy Good"i itiuiu siieei ueiim luruei, Vl-lil IllltM. JULIA A. A MAllK UAKKI.EY, Ladle-' Ji Cloaks and Uress ratteru.., southeast cornel Main and West st. vl-ui;i ll HE MIOSES HAltM AN Millinery and Kunej ltitoOM,Mulnbl,,tilowAiueuealillouse, vllill HOTELS AND SALOONS. C0I.UMH1A IIOIH,, l.j II. fciolmer, Mams alioe Court House. Vln L'OHKU HOTML, by T. Ileut. Taylor, east en T oi Main street. vl-r1 I IIl.MYEIl A JAC01IY, Confectionery, Ilakerj I and Uvsler Haloon. U'lif)leKHlfniiil rctjill. r.x. cbauge lilock, Main slreit, i oil MERCHANTS AND GKOCEIIS. 0 C. MAUU. Drv Goods and Notions, south vest corner Main aud Iron 8tB. vl-n!3 p ll.HElI10L,7.,dealer In Lry BooIb, Gro. I Iron streets. v3-ii:mj A. IIECKI.EY, Hoot nnd Kho Btore, books . A stationery, Main St., below Market, vl-nU P JACOBS, Coniectionery, groceries etc., Main P MEN11KNIIALL, General fitockof Merchan- Ti.d Ka nml T.llM.l.r mrnnpnf lnli. Lt.iul ,,.l llerwlck road. vl-nl) F' OX A WE11H, Confectionery and liakery. "iiuiwinB uuu reian, j'.xeuunge iiiock. vi-m.l HO. HOWEH, Ilatsi ml Taps, Hoots audShoes, Main st ubove Couit House. vl-lil.t I J. lirtOWEIt, Iiry Goods, Groceries, etc.. cor il. ner Main st. and Court Ilouse alley, vl-nll POIIISINS A r.YEIt, dealer 111 Dry Goods, Gro merles, elc, cor. Muix and Centre sts, vl-n II K. OIIITON, (Iroeirles A rroIslons. Mali, J, Street below Muikei, vl-ml I I K, EYEH, Groceries and General Merchiin lu.dlsc. Main St.. above West. l-l n'KEI.VY. NEAI, A CO, dealers In Dry Goods, I tlc.,N, i;. eor.'Maln 'and MVike't sts. ' 'vl-nf! 0 11. Mil Li:il A K)N, deaWr lu Dry Goods, .'Ullons, etc., Exchange lilock, Malnst. M-uli MISCELLANEOUS. I W1TMAN, Marble Wolks, one door below 1. 1 ost Ofllte, Main Btrtet. VI-uIi I DIOOMHIIUItO LUMHEIt CO., manufacturere I p and dealers In Lumber of all kinds ; riauuig I Mill near the railroad. vluio FOHTEIt.aiue Maker, und While and Fane , lauuer,bcottown. vim" i ii uiuvini . nuouie, i ruim a jiarness J, maker, aliUe'n lilock Main mrect, viJulti I)' W. UOHHlNti.Uquordtalerseconddoor rom northwest corner Mam und Itousts, vl-nl.i IP 11. HIDLtMAN, Agent for Munson's Copper U'TubulurLlghtulLKHod. uvlu V J.THOHNTON, Wall l'aper, Wluilow rihudes ll. and fixtures. Ilui.trt block. Main at. vl u J W. COItELL, Furniture ltoomi, three story I' brick, Main Hlitet, wist ol Markets!, vlui) I UOHENSTOCK.rhotographer.uver Uol.hlns 1' A Ejer'B Btore, Main st. vl-IJ KUUN.dealerlu Meat, Tallow, etc., Ctieni 'berllu'BuUey.iearorAiuericau House, vluit ,1011N A. FUNt-'ION .i (O.. mutual aud cash lliJK. MaluHlrtel. ' vl-ulJ 1A101I DIEFF1NHAC11, Ilroon. Piictory. Or o dersle'tat hlsresldeuie oral Miller a Hou's "lore promptly tilled, Ilest greeu Western brush TAHFJH CADMAN, Cabinetmaker and Chair. I ranker; rooms Main street bel. Iron. vU-u'JI T W HAMl'LE A ro.,Moclilnlsts,lltIlloonis 1; burii.uearl4ick.lt. It. Castings msdeatshoit nce. Machinery made and repaired, vlMiSI I notice IT) U. HINQLEIC, dealer In pianos, nrgaus and U' raelodeoiiB.at i. W.Cnreirstnriillure rooms vl-nts JAMT.u ....".."!.. nworks, Iuit l!looinsburg,Uerwick road, vl-ule U' I'EAlfiOK.Hotary I ubllc,uortl.eat corner ln anil Market t. vl-nlt IW w J'A'lll, dealer In furniture, tiuuks, coder willow ware, near the Forks Hotel. V4-UIJ Buck Horn. M V;,i?V- a'- MA) Fit, dealers In dry ft,? ; ocerles and giueral iurclundlse. VOLUME IV - -NO 42 Orangovillo Directory, A .lOV c?V?:MAN'.M'r'h,",lTallorsand f,. Gent's furnishing itoods. Main Ht.. n.i .inor tulliellrlck Hotel. VI-IH7 l.tJWEn A IIEHRINO, dealer In Dry Goods, .Erol "les' Lumber and general Merchonillse Malnst. vl-n B'i!,o!i UU7Hh aud "Ifi-cshmenl Kaloon, by ItohrM'Henry cor.of Main uiidl,liiest.,vl.ni7 rU. 0. A. MEOAItOEUriiyslclan and Hurirenn. LJiniii st next door to Good's Hotel vl-nif IjAVlu HEltHINO. Flournnd Grist JIl.i. and U Dealer In grain, Mill Mtreet. villi" UMrtPJ11:"1- Dlacksmllix, on Mill Htreet, near line. V1-U17 . IV i . , "UBI 1 "J"tKl?n Rni1 Humeon, Main 1' st.,llr8tdoornbooM'Henry'B Hoiel. vi-na I AMIS 11. HAIIMAN, Cabinet Mako: sud Un O derlaker. Main Ht below I'lne. vl-n I M,li,A.!tMAl't.Sa,d"8 an(1 IlarntbTiriBlcw. . Main st., oppsito Frame Clinrch. v.'nli OWlUYLEIt A LOW, Iron roun..ers,MachrnKI mnuuinLiujEiguj JiU,VS. .111 til. oAMUHLHlIAHrLWS.Makerofthellayhursl O urain Cradle. Main Bt. vin5. IMjIAM nnLuNO Hhocmakernii'i rannurac- iutr ai linen, Mill Ht,, weBt Of V, ue VllH9 Catawissa. I! ltobblns' Hulldtng. v2nl8 Dlt.J. K. UOHHINH. Burgeon and l'hyslclan Becond Bt below Main. v2-nl GILHEIIT A KLINE, drj goods, groceries, and general merchandise, Main Btieel v2-ul2 I 11. KISTLEH, "OattawlsSH House," Norlh '.Cornel Main and Becond streets. vKnls I KE1LF.H. Hltlitrd Knlnnn. nvutnru .,. t..a i. Crtiun In season Main Bt. ' v2ii!2 .I. iiJiumi, ueaier in ucneralMerchandlso . Dry Goods. Groceries c. v2-nls SCSQUEII ANNA or Ilrlck Hotel, S, Kosten imiider I'roprietor,south-east corner Main and second Htreet. V2ul2 SIi. HINAltD, dialer In Siovis and rin-v.re, . Main Blieet. 1 vnili 117 M. ll. AHIIOTT, Attorney at law. Main Bt. " v:'nl2 Light Street. II. F. OMAN A Co.. Wheelwrights, first door above School House. vlultl IOIIN A. O.MAN, Manufacturer and dealer In I Hoots and Shoes, vlnld J JA.!:K'IS,':!f' Mu'Eeon and riiysician. Olllce ul Keller's Hotel. v2n2! P. TEH ENT, dealer In Dry Goods Groceries Hour, r led, Sail, Fish, Irou, Nails, etc., .Main street. 'vlui5 R. Hl,tlNT' I" Stoves and Tin ware lu all Its branches. vliilii Espy. U f 'EIGHAHD.A HItO.,dealer In Dry Goods, W Groceries, und general Merchandise, v.'ull I 'Sl'Y BTEAM FLOUHING JIILIJ, C.B. Fowler. U l'roprletor. v.nlii J D. WEltKHEIBMt.HootaiHlShoeStoreaud maiiuluclory. Bhop on Mulu htreet op- , ..... ...... ....... v.ii, rp W. EDG A It, Susquehanna I'lanlngMlll and 1 Hoz Mauulivctoiy. vnll Hotels. 'JHE ESI'Y HOTEL. ESPY, COLUM11IA COUNTY, I'A. The undersigned would Inform the travelling public that h. has taken the above named estab lishment nnd thoroughly refuted Hie sMine for the perfect convenience of his guests. His larder w ill lie slocked with the best the market atlurds. I he choicest liquors, wlues and clgaisalways to oe found lu his bar. . WILLIAM I'ETTIT. Apr.23,(i!).tf Espy.l'a. glUCK HOTEL, OKANGEV1LLE, COLUMBIA COUNTY, I'A. HOUR M 'HENRY, Proprlnor. This well known House, having been put In Ihoiough repair, Is now open to the impelling public. The bar Is stocktd with the choicest liquors andclgars.andthe table will be, at all MmcN.MippHcd with the delicacies of the season. Nu pains will be spared to lusuro the comtortof guests. Urangevlllo, dee. 10,'filMf. MONiOUR HOUSE UUl'EHT. 1A. WILLIAM 11U1 LEH, Proprietor, This House having been put In thorough repair Is now open li r the nreptlon of gut sts. No pains u 111 b spared to ensure the perlect roin lortortho travelers Too Proprietor solicits a share of public patronage. The bar will bo slocked at all times with fine liquors aud cigars. marU'VO-tr. JENTON HOTEL. W. V. 1'IATT, Proirlotor, DENTON, COLUM1IIA COUNTY, PA. This well known House having been put In thoiough ii pair Is now opin lor the reieption of vlsllois. N pulns hiiM-bteli siutud tuensuie tho purled comlorl ol gusts, Uhe pioorinor also runs a Binge Horn Ihe Hole! lo Hloomsbiirg and Intermediate points on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturda of laehweek. maU'7lMf Stoves and Tinware. N JEW STOVE AND TIN SHOP. ISAIAH HAOKNI1UCH. Main Street one door above E. Mendeniiail's Bloie. A largo assoitmcut of stoves. Heaters ami Itangc constantly ou hand. aud fur sale at the lowest ruUs. Tinning Inull Its braucheBcarefullyatteudedto. sod satlslactioli guaranteed. Tin work oi an kiuus wholesale and retail. A lal Is requested. pr.,U)-ir gTOVICS AND TINWARE. A. M, ItUJ'EHT unnouucea Ui his friends and customers thai lie continues tho above business at his old place on MAIN HTHKKT, HLOOMHHUIU), Oustomeiscan beaet'oiuiMlated with FANCi BTOVEH. of all kinds, Stovepipes, Tinware and every va riety of artlclo fouud in a HUive and Tinware I'- lublhhmentlu theeitles.uud on the most reusou ublulerms, Ilei alringdoue at the shortest notice 2 DOZEN MILK-PANS on hand fur sale. B OOTS AND SHOES. CLARK M. UllOWN, CfMBE BTIIEKT, AIUOIMNO THE UUKE Or 1(011 IIIMB A tVtll. A lull and complete assortment of ready made hoots uud shots for meii,wumeu and children Just rt reived and lor sale at reasonable rales. Varletlts to sultall classes of customers. The nest of work done ut short notice, as heretofore. Give hlui cull. aprs'7(Mf. B AHGAINS HARGA1NS. QUICK SAI.I-S AMI) 8UALI. I'llOflTI). BA VI. VUUlt .MONEY. Gu to I1E.NHY YOST. East Hlonmsbuig I'u.lor all kinds of the best hume and ilty maiie F U ll.NITUHK, Prices reasonable and the btst work done. jllS'liMI nlllLOSOPHY OF MARRIAGE. J A Nkw t'outiBK ok LrcTUiiu.as delivered at the Penna.l'ol techuleaudAnattiuiiciii Museum I'M Chestnut Bt.. three doors rbove Twelfth, Philadelphia, embracing tho subjects! How lu Live and What to Live for; Youth, Maturity aud Old Ago;.Mauliood Giueiaily Reviewed; The cause ol ludliistlon; Flatulence aud nerv ous Diseases uctouuttd for; Marriage Philo sophical!) considered. These lectures will be forwarded on reteipt of:!, cents by addressing! Betrelary of the Pennsylvania Iohteciinjo AMI AXATOIIICAI. Mt'SKL'M, I'.'H ClleStUUt Bt., Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Je2l'70-y, ALL 1UNDS OF J Oil l'HINTIN neatly executed at Till Oolchuiak Btaam Prlutlsc Omtsv He Philadelphia Directory. iE HOTEL. aar North Ttititn Htreet, H, I). CUMMINGS, I'HOPniETon. JjJSTAIJLISHED 1703. JOItDAN AlmOTHEH. Wholesale Grocers, ami Dealers In HALTPETHE AND UUIMSTONE. No 219 North Third Bt. " Philadelphia. C. II. 1I0RNE. W.B. XIKO, J. 11. BL.YIIEHT, JJORNE, ICING & SEYBERT, WHOLESALE DHY GOODH, No. 1 MarkttStrcet PHILADELPHIA. Orders filled promptly at lowest prices. Janunry 3, ISO". H. W. RANK'S WHOLESALE TOBACCO, SNUf F, AND CIOAIt WAItEHOUSE, No. 118 North Third Street, lletwcen Cherry and lle.ee, west side, Philadelphia. JfRANK & STRETCH, (Successors to I. II. Walter,) Importers and Dcaleis In QUEEN8WAKE, CHINA, AND GLAB3, No. Ill N. Third Street, Hctwecn ltace and Vine Sts. PllII.ArJEI.l'llIA. & nlBrm.Tcti. Ocu'irartncrs. 1. 11. Walikh. Special Partner. JcSI'TO-ll. 31. KEPHEART, . WITH BARNES, BRO. & HEBRON, IIAT8, CAPS, STRAW GOODS A FUl'-S, No. tOJ Market Street, (Above Fifth,) PlIILAUELriUA. JOHN STROUP & CO., Successors to Btroup A Brother, WHOLESALE DEAI.EItS IN FIH. No. 21 North Whaives and 2.5 Norlh Third St Philadelphia. JIOHARDSON L. WRIGHT, JR. ATTORNEY' AT LAW, NO. 123 SOUTH SIXTH STKEET. PHOt.AnE.Lrni . oct. 22,'CO-ly w ILLIA3I EISHEH WITH THOMAS C A UH ON A c. WHOLESALC DEALERS IN HOSIERY, MEN'S FUHN1M11NG GOODS, LINENS A NOTIONS NO, 18 SOUTH rOUKTII hlliF.KT PlllIlKlcllihin. luue 4,'09-Cm "yAIN WRIGHT & CO., WHOLESALE OROCEltS, N. K. Corner Biconil and Arch Streets, PlIILAnEU'lilA, Dealers In TEAS, SYIlUrs, tOFFEE, SUGAIt, MOLASSES BICE, Sl'lClS, 111 CAIUI SODA, AC., iC. 3-0rilers will rec. Ie prompt allcutlc.n. may lu,67-tr. Business Cards. jyj 31. L'VELLE, ' ATTOUNEY AT LAW, Ashland, Schujlklll Comity Pa. Q W. S1ILLER, ' ATTOHNF.Y AT LAW, OMlco Court House Alley, below tile Col.t'M lllAN Ofllce. llouuties. ltaik'l'a) and Pensions collected. HloomsburK Pa. heiOJ'07 JOBERT F. CLARK, ATTOUNEY AT LAW, Olllce Main Sireet below tho Court Ilouse. Illoomsbuig Pcuu'ii. 11. LITTLE, ATTOP.NEY AT LAY,', Ofllee Oourl-House Alley, below tho COI.UH iiian Olllce, Hhximshurg Pa. c. B. BROCKWAY, ATTOHNEY AT LAW, IlLOOMBIlUItn, I'A. 4S-0KFirE Court Houso Alley, In the Co IXMUIAS building. JauI.'OT. 1 J. THORNTON U would announce tolliecltlrensof Hlooms burgand vicinity, tliat he has just received a full and complete assortment of WALL PAPER, WINDOW SHADES, FIXTt'lir-S, CO KM, TASKEIJI, ami s 11 other goods In his Hue of business. All the newest and most appiovtd patterns of the day are always to be found In his establishment, mar.VbU-tt Main Bt. below Maikct. QH ESTER S. EURMAN, HARNlS, SADDLE, AND TRUNK MANUFACTURER. and dealer lu CAlll'l.T-liAGS, VALIBF.S, FLY-NETS, IIITEKAI.O ItOIIES, HOii'.f ULAN K 1TB AC, which ue leeis coiuiuent lie can sen at lower rale than any oilier peison lu the county. Ex ainlue for i oursttvt.s. nuoi liiuii tioor louw me uouri, jiouse, 3iaiu Btrtel, Htootiisbuig, Pa. Aug, 6, 1S7U. pOWDER KEUS AND LUMBER W. M. 11UHUUG S UU Rupert, Pa., Manufacturers of POWDER KEGS, Hud dealers In all kinds ol LUMBER, give notice that they are prepared toaccomodat heir custom with dispatch, and on the cheapen erms. s LATE ROOF1N O, F. VERY VARIETY A T MOST FAVORABLE RATES, JOHN THOMAS, ami CASPER J. THOMAS Hot.vn. Illnoinsburg 1'a. Msr.lH.hO-ly E R (J II A N D I S E NOTICE 18 HIvREHY OIVEN To my friends aud the public general!) , ll.tt hi kinds til DUV GOODS, GROCERIES, . QUEENSWARE, NOTIONS, AC, b re constantly ou hand and lor sale AT BARTON'S OLD STAND HLOOHSMl'HO, Uf JAM1J4 K. EYKlt if Alto, Hole Ageut for Ellib' 1'llosellATB or MUU. Large lot (onstautly on hand. fel8't7. s HARPLESS Jt HAHMAN, EAI1LU rOUMUUY AMJ M ANUKACTU1IINQ SHOP, HTOVliS A l'LOWS WHOLIMAI.K A ItETAIL THE CELE1I1IATED MOMTltOSE II10.V 11EAM AMU TIIK UUTTOM WOSIIEN 11EAM PLOWS. Castings and Fire Ilrlck for repalrlngcltyStovea All kinds of Brass or Iron casting made to order upon short notice. 1 11 F.HllAUPLEtfS A P.B.IIARMAN. Hlooiusburg, I'a. Proprietors iIar,lV-lf. , BLOOMSBURG, PA., FBIDAY, OCTOBER 21, Choice Doqji;i). Groon Apploa. Pull dow n tho hough, Bob 1 Isn't Mils fun ? Now glvo It n shake, and there goes one I Now put your thumb up to tho other nnd soo If It Isn't as mellow as mellow ran be. I know by the stripe It nyiisl bo rlpol That's one apleco for you and me, Green, are theyt Well, no matter for that, Sit down on the grass and we'll have a chat, And I'll tell you what old Parson Bute Said, last Sunday, of unripe fruit, "Life," says he, "I, n beautiful tree, Heavily laden with beautiful fruit, For the youth there's lovo.Just streakod with red. And great Joys hanging Just over his hend; Happiness, honor, and great estate, For those who patiently work nnd wait; Blessings," said he, "Of every degree, Ripening early and ripening late. Take them In seasoo, pluck and cat. And the fruit 1 wholeiome, tho frutt Is sweet: Bui, Oh, my friend I" Hero ho gave a rap On his desk, like u regular thuuder-clup, And mako such a bang, Old l'Cacon Lang Woke up out or his Sunday nap, "Green fruit." ho said, "God would not bless ; But half life's sorrow and blttcrboss, Half the evil, nnd ache nnd crime, Came from tasting before their time, Tho fruits Heaven sent." Then on he went To his fourthly aud fllthly wasn't It prime 7 But, I say, Bob, wo fellows don't euro So much for a mouthful of applo or pear ; Bat what we like Is tho fun of tho thing, When tho Ircsh winds blow and the hangbirds bring Home grubs nnd slug To their young ones a-swlng In their basket nest, Hid up by Its string. I like npplcs In various ways; They're Hrst-rnte roasted before the blaze Of a winter's fire ; and, oh, my eyes. Aren't they nice, though, mado Into pies I I scarce over saw One, cooked or raw, That wasn't good for a boy of my size. But shake jour fruit Irom the orchard tree, To tho tune or the brook nnd tho hum of tho bee. And the chlpmonkd chirping every minute, And the clear, sweet notcol tho gay llttlo linnet, And the grass and ilowers, Aud the long summer hours. And the flavcr of suu uud broezs are lu It. But this Is a hard ono I Why didn't we Leave them another week on the tree? Is yours ns bitter? Glvo us a bite. Tho pulp Is tough, and the seeds nro white, And the taste of It puckers My mouth llko a sucker's ! I vow, I belle vo tho old parson was right I rfHiiitcllancoun. NAPOLEON On tho eonln of him, whom history now known by tlio name wo have writ ten above, t hero win tho following in fi'ription : "To tho memory of Joseph Fiancols Charles, Duko of Rclchsttiilt, son of Nupiileon, Emperor of tho French, anil of tho Archduchess Marin Louisa of Austria; born at Paris, March 20th, 1SU, saluted in his cradlo by tho titlo of King of Rome. In tho flower of his youth, and endowed with uvery fine quality of mintl and body, of an imposing stature, noblo nml agreeable features, elegant in his language, rc markablo fur his military information ami aptitude, ho was attacked with a pthlsis and dli d in the Emperor's Castlo at Schoenbrunn, near Vienna, tho 22nil of July, 1832." When the end was near at hand, and ho was slowly approaching tho tomb, this unfortunate Prince exclaimed, "So young, alas! must I end a useless anil ouscuro life '.' My birth and my death they are my history." So was it de creed, mid his young life terminated; for him there hud been none of tho per ilous power of empire or tho awful glory of battle, but tho student of his tory can find no more pathetic or more eloquent chapter than the fuw pages re cording his career. Napoleon having united tho Imperial tliadem of Franco to tho iron crown of Italy, marched on to further anil more glorious victories ; three memorable campaigns saw him lay prostrate at his feet all Germany, and thu capltols of both Prussia and Austria witnessed his triumphs and acknowledged their mas ler. Conqueror at Ulm and Auslorlitz at Jena and Frieillaml, at Eckmnlil and Wiigram, he dictated tho treaties of Tilsit Presburgand Vienna. Crushed and humiliated, Austria nnd Prussia, tho two leading nations of tho German Confederation, tremblingly .saw their territories mutilated, and themselves forced into a degrading and terrible al liance uith tho all conquering warrior. Ho created and made himself protector of tho Confederation of tho lthiuo ; ho stripped Switzerland of her soldiers und her resouices ; calling his brothers kings ho sent them us his sub-consuls to govern Spain, Westphalia, Naples and Holland; imperial fiefs were estab llsheduii all. sides; prlvatosnlilier.s were mado dukes, and hereditary sovereign dukes assumed kingly titles at tho mere nnd of the victorious Frenchmoii. All that the great emperor could desire of power was granted to him, and Europe conquered at last, lay bupinu under his iron rule. But we must all die, an heir was wanted to thlsinlghty iuhciitance. For his wife tho conqueror demanded a scion of the haughtiest huuso tho world has over seen-; ho sought and obtained a child of thu kaisers, udaughterof Ma ria Theresa, of Charles tho V., of Fer dinand and Isabella, On tho 1st of April, 1810, he celebrated with unri valed pomp and magnificence his nup tials with Maria Louisa, tho daughter of tho Emperor of Austria, and upon tho occasion ho ordained tint tho train of his imperial bride should ho supported by no less than flvo reigning queens. Ono year after at 8 o'clock on tho morning of March l!0th, 1811, a hundred and ono guns tumultously proclaimed to tho capital that a son und heir was born to tho ruler of Europe. Tho Joy of tho Emperor was unbounded, uud the great soldier who amid tho wild tu mult of it hundred victories over re mained calm and imperturbed, now loudly nnd publicly exulted. Couriers wero Instantly despatched In ull direc tions to proclaim tho Joyful ovent to tho cities of tho einpiro ami thu courts' nf Europe, while Napoleon hlm-silfj hastened to exhibit his sou to tho i princes of lils family, lo tho emba&w- dors, to tho irmi-shals, generals, nnd all civil and military dignitaries. Such wit9 thu birth of tho King of Rome. Fouryenra later, In 1815, all was changed ; Napoleon tho peer of Al exander niiil Hannibal, of Ctosar, nnd of Charlemagne, was pining out his life, n prisoner on a lono island in mid ocean ; Ills son tyas Duko do Reichstadt and domesticated In tho family of his maternal grandfather, tho Emperor of Austria. Alas! for tho vanity of earth ly expectations. Between tho Emperor and his llttlo grandson a touching Intimacy was soon formed; they wero inseparable, and ti play-house, suitable to n child, was erected in tho privntonpartments of tho Emperor. Tlip child found his way, and was mado welcome even In tho Cabinet, whero tho monarch held nudi enco Tor tho humblest ot his subjects, carefully examining or listening to their petitions. Hero Ihe young Duko would sit for long hours at tho fett of tho Sovereign, wlio found relief amid his labors in tho cheerful talk or tho bright and patient boy. Ho was not nn extraordinary child, but, living ns he did so constantly among persons older than himself, ho can hesaid to havo no childhood. When ho grow older ho exhibited great in quisitiveness regarding hlspnst life.and his father's wonderful history. His questions often embarrassed his govern or and teacher, but on' nn appeal to tho Emperor, ho commanded; "Truth is to bo tho basis of tho Prince's education and and you aro to answer freely all his questions." When he attained n proper ago tho Prince do Mctteruich was charged by tho Emperor to give him an exact and complete nnrrativo of his father's his tory ; after which ho became very re served upon tho subject, and never ex pressed any regret us to his former sit uation. Ho was ten years of age when the death of his father was communi cated to him; he wept bitterly, and his grief lasted several days. Ho early In life comprehended his pe culiar position, and fully nprecltuod his high runk and diguity. Qii ono occa sion tho Persian monarch gent a special envoy to Vienna' it was tho celebrated Aubul Hassan, a man of great vivacity and unbounded assurance. Ho ono day met the Duke do Heichst'adt at tho stu dio of tho painter Lawren :e, nnd hav ing been presented to him, began at once it conversation lu English with Count Dletrlclistein, "tho Prluco's gov ernor. Struck by his strangoand noisy behavior, tho young duke, then eight years of age, gravely said: "That is n lively Persian ; my presence does not seem to impose tho least restraint on him." He grew up to be very haudioino In person and can iujjo, and was remarka ble for hi.s skill in horsemanship ami the uso of arms. His education was general, but his whole soul was en grossed in tleep, unwearied study of military tactics. In IS 0 Marshal Mar mont visited Vienna; tho Priuco de sired to see him, and n meeting was ar ranged at a hall given by tho English Embassador. Curiosity was excited; all wishid to witness tho meeting between the son of Napoleon nnd one of the old est and most distinguished of his Gen erals. The Prince stood apart, and Count Deitriehstein, approaching with the old warrior, presented him. "Mar shal," exclaimed tho Duke, "I cannot tell you what plea-tiro it gives mo to see one of tho most illustrious soldiers who fought under my father's orders ; you particularly-who wore his aid-decamp in his tlrst campaigns, you wero with him in Italy; you followed hlra to Egypt aud Germany. I have studied his history with deep attention, and havo many questions to ask you con cerning facts about which I wish to bu enlightened." Tho Marshal was much moved, and profe-sed to bo lit tho orders of tho Prineo; but taking ad vantage of a movement in tho room, ho left tho Duko for an instant and Joining tho Prince do Metternlch.asked him what was to be done, saying that before ho went on with the conversation ho wished t 'i be sure that ho compiled with the wishes of tho Emperor. "Mar. slnil," said tho Prime Minister, "Tho wishes of the Emperor are that tho Duke di- Heiehstailt should know tho truth, to conceal it from him would bo impolitic, and I think oven criminal " After this the Marshal gave the prince daily lectures on th' military theory of Napoleon's campaigns', which wero con tinued wllh no intc rrupti.in for three mouths. Together they followed each step of that wonderful career, went, over in detail tho plan of each battle, mark ing hero and theroa po-slhlo error, but feeling themselves thrilled through nnd through by recognizing repeated and brilliant strokes of genius. It Is easy to understand tho ardor with which tho old marshal threw himself Into this la bor of love, and tho deep 'unflnirglng Interest shown by tho conqueror's only son; nor is It strange tho marshal said that in the penetrating glances of tho young duko ho discovered tho eyes nnd soul of Napoleon. It was a curious scene, and ono of uncommon interest, this of the old man teaching tho art of war to tho son of his companion-in. arms; what wero his thoughts anil his hopes, and above all, what was tho ef fect of his burning words on thu ardent soul of his eager pupil'.' The duko had very early In life com menced his military Httulies, and his zeal in their prosecution was so groat that he was constantly cheeked, lest prejudice bo douu to tho other branches of his education. According to tho cus tom of tho Austrian imperial family, ho parsed through overy grade of tho eervice, learning each soldierly detail by personal experience. At length In 1831, hu was advanced to tho rank of lieutenant coloncl,nnd takingcommand of a batalllon of Hungarian Infantry in garrison tit Vienna, ontcrod wllh great ardor upon his nowdutles. Cour teous nnd kind, behaving llko a com panion rather than it prince, ho soon won over tho whole troop to personal tlovotlou' to himself, nnd exhibited those winning qualities that had bo characterized tho great emperor, that i 1870. COL. hnd mado his Influence so mnglcal with all whocatno in contact with him, nnd hnd even caused overy prlvato in tho ranks to feel himself tho friend nnd comrade of the little corporal. His whole llfo wns now occupied in milita ry studies; when not occupied in field mntiocuvering ho wns poring over vol umo ufter volume of instructions in thonrtof war. At this time exhibited no signs of dlsense, though doubtless tho germs of his fatal mnlady had nlrendy tnkon root. Soon they began to dovclop, but ho studiously concealed nil signs of distress or sulTorlng, nnd peremptorily rejected nil medical ml vice when his weakness wns nt last discovered. His physician says: "In tho spring or 1831 thol'rlnro entered on his military career. From that time ho rejected nil my ndvlco; I was only tho spectator ofnn unmeasur ed zeal nnd unlimited eagerness for his now pursuits. From thnt tlmo ho thought ho was only to listen to the passion which dragged on his feeble body through privations and labors en tlrely beyond his strength. Ho would huvo thought it disgraceful nnd cow ardly to complain when under arms. I could not Induce him lo try again tho muriatic baths ond mineral waters that had been so useful to him tho year be fore. Ho had not time, ho said. Sev eral times I found him In his barracks overcome with fatigue. His life was then wasting away. Ho slept scarcely four hours; ho nto hardly nnytlilng; his whole existenco wns centered in riding and military exercises. Ho re fused all rest, mid to my questions al ways answered, 'I am perfectly well.'" It Is needless to say more ; his death now became only n question of a vi ry short time. On tho22il of July, 1832, ho expired without a strugglo, in tho same chamber formerly occupied by his great father, in tho samo place, where, for the last time dictating peace asn victor, Napoleon had slept nmid dreams of further glory, promising himself a glorious marriage nnd tho perpetuity of his dynasty. One solemn reflection follows on this premature death. What wero tho se cret and hidden thoughts of this young prince, to what end this mad pursuit after mllltnry knowledge, that wero hU hopes In tho future? Did his soul burn for his own personal glory nnd grasp of empire, or had he consecrated his life ton signal und fearful revenge on those who had cast such doep nnd bitter indignities on the last years of his illustrious father? Death gives no answer to theso pregnant questions, but well may it ho further nked, was thosorrowful aud early fate of the Duke do Reichstadt all a misfortune? Was it not rather a great mercy vouchsafed from on high not only to humanlty,but oven to tho restle-s nnd craving spirit of tho youthful prince himself? 'J' lie. i;itiipiiieiit of tho PriiMlnn Army. In everything tho equipment of tho Teutonic army now in tho Hold, espec ially of tho Prussian portion, Is super ior to that of tho French. Tho moment I saw prisoners from Sanrbruck, I was struck witli tho poverty stricken look of tho French ."liners," as compared with the German regulars. Tho com ponents of the Prussian soldier's uni form aro very simple, hut full of tasto and convenience. He can mako a drink ing cup out of his helmet, nnd can carve moat with its spiko. Ho wears n bluish tunic, Tith n red collar,cufTs and lapels, a stout pair of dark colored trowsers; carries a thick excellent blanket, a canteen, a cooking can and n well planned knapsack in undressed calfskin. His fatigue cap Is flat, border ed with red. Ho has an undress uni form of coarso llax cloth, nnd a pair of whito pants. The pockots and folds of his clothing nro so managed that he can ctrry numberles.i llttlo things for camp use. When ho bivouacs, he plants his gun ugainst his bayonets, put his sido arms hanging on them, and caps them with his helmet. I have seen ten thous and of these helmets poised thus in n long plain, making ono sheeny mass, with which tho bright grass und waving grain beyond mixed their colon, reck lessly as does Millals. Field discipline Is perlect too; a brigade lying in nn open lot under tho hot sun, Is as gentle manly as its individual members would be In tow). It is remarkably quiet too; there is no swagger or bluster among the most brawny of tho troops. A squadron or hussars, with its beautiful horses, richly trapped, is a magnificent, sight. E tch man sits as erect as n stat ue, with ono bund on the earblno laid upon tho saddle pommel,nndouo might fancy a review of Centaurs taking place. Tho olllcers, from forco of hnblt, con tracted In tho ancient army when It was composed entirely of mercenaries, still bawl their orders to their men, In stead of giving them lu dignified lan guage. There Is a greater variety of uniforms in thu Prussian than In any other army In Europe. The eavulry have tho greatest wealth indicss, ami a cavalry ofllcer Is a sight for gods nnd men, Tho "cuirassiers," rather a use less body, I fancy, aro clad In a queer middle-ago dress, quite full of splendor. The soldiers wear a metal helmet aud breastplate, and gray tunic and trows ers, tastefully embroidered. All tho cavalry is well mounted, and tho artil lery has abundance of good, active, and plenty of spare, horses. Tho provision and baggage trains are so organized that thoy aroalways close to tho march lug column. The sutlers or "market tenders," ns they call theuisolves, are nil numbered by companies, and come up in compact procession near tho rear. There is always a number of women with each regiment as vi vandivros, nur ses, tic. Some of tho Prussian girls of noble family havo not hesitated to put on the coarso dress of tho hospital nurso. J:licurtl Kinj. X Wimtkun minister walked two miles to marry a wealthy couple In tho hope of securliiL' a huudsomu nresont. Tho bridegroom put an end to his ox- pcctatlons by prosslng upon his accept unco a silver penholder uud u bouquet of tlowum. DEM. - VOL. XXXIV NO. 35. IVllllmii IMnkney. Ho began llfo n poor b .y nt Havro do Grace. Ho went into a lawyer's ofllco to sweep its floor. Ho would spend his sparo tlmo in looking Into tho books. Hp cultivated quite n fondness for legal subjects. Friends let him havo tho money and ho studied law. Ho wns at onco very successful. Ho hnd nn im- menso command of language nnd of authorities. Ho had great sagacity In resorting to Just what ho wanted. He novcr used a superfluous cttatlon, but If thcro was In all tho rango of legal liter ature anything ho wished to uso In his argument, ho had It, It was tho dis puted point who was tho stronger in logic, ho or Webster. In rhetoric he was far ahead. He had all of Choato's cleganco of language, but a great deal more elegance of delivery. As a legal orator he had a mysterious power, now frequently called mitano- tlsm. Ho had an attractive manner of delivery, securing and holding tho at tention of his hearers until ho brought lo bear tho power or subduing their minds. Webster opposed him in his hist case a patent question, involving something about f part of a cotton loom. There could bo no drier subject In nil the rango of tho Inw. His argu ment covered two wholo days. There was not a tlmo during tho wholo of It when tho court houso and all tho ways around it wero not crowded full of tho elite of Washington. Ho had a peculiar churin or gesturo which attracted the attention or overy one. Ho would not conflno hlm-:elf to ono spot, but in the course of his argument ho would movo nbout beforo the court. Let him talk upon what subject ho would you could not help listening, and listening bo con vinced. As a man ho was perfectly kind nnd courteous to nil, but lioh.fi ono weakness which swallowed up nil tho rest. Ho was tho vainest person alive. Ho was vain of his van'ty While I was in Russia, I and another attache wero sitting In his parlor, wait ing for him to como to dinner. He came In after a long while, black nnd dirty ns nny man. Without saying a word howalkid up to tho sofa, Jerked off his hat, threw It nnd his sword down. At Inst Mrs. Plnkney, returned and asked, "What Is tho matter?" "Mutter 1 I have been Insulted, mad am 1 Tnut is what is tho matter." At this (our narrator says) my sword and that of my friend, as if by magic, leap ed from their pe ibbards to avenge thu insult. I ventured to nsk, 'How?" Turning to mo he said: "Sir, is not a man of my name, my pusltion, my country, Insulted when he bus got to get up at eight o'clock to pay homage to a little girl, a Russian princess?" I ventured to suggest that wo wero in vited nt cloven. "Can a gentleman dress in less than threo hours?" Ho used to bathe every day, and after bathing ho would throw n thin gauze over himself and havo two body ser vants throw tlno salt at him. Ho had learned, ho said, "salt would preserve tho skin." It was truo that his com plexion was flue, so much sj that there was a rumor spread that hu painted. This was not true, for our narrator has time and again seen him plungo hl head Into a basin and glvo his face such a rubbing that no paint in tho world could remain on it. Ho paraded hi- efforts In making this show. Ho liked to hear such rumors of himself, lie was flfty.four when in St. Petersburg and sixty when In Washington, though he looked like thirty when ho went in to company. He was not very fond of society, und would not remain longer than ten o'clock nt n party. When he camo jut ho would say, "Let us go homo and have a chat," which our nar rator was most willing to do. When ho got there, ho would begin to unmake himself. Ho was laced In every direc tion. Ho would wear tho fashionable cravat of that day, which wits an im mense piece of silk nbout u yar J and a half square. It was folded diagonally, corners turned In, nnd that filled with along pieco of padding, or, us it was commonly called, pudding, which was mado for Unit purpose. It was thn mlded nnd drawn tightly around the neck, his more than ordinarily so. Ills wholo dress was faultless and beautiful, as well as most fashionable. The only thing that troubled him wus his thin hair, though ho was not bald. Alter ho had all his tight clothes off ho would fall back into his chair and tell his ser vants to bring him n glass of "peach drink," which was no other than most excellent punch made with old peach brandy. JJo would turn to our narra tor and say; "Mr. P , will yoii havo a glass of peach drink ?" "Yes, 1 think I will." Thero wo would sit and talk until very late. On ono occasion I told him I Would like very much to hear him in thu Sen ate, and I would be glad if ho woul.l let mo know when ho was going to speak upon nny question. Ho replied : "I do not know that I will havo much to say this term. I do not know of nny topic which will come beforo the Senate up on which I will be likely to speak un- loss tho ben ate gets Into a confused, chaotic statu and will need inu to set them right." Our narrator onco told Webster of this, who did not llko him. Ho said: "It was exactly so, but ho was a great fool to say It." After a night's hard study ho would como Into court, und in .discussing a question would In the course of his ar gument say: "I think your honors will find un authority for that-in tho first; of Hist, about C'Jl-ycs-I should say about 601 and on tho right hund side," while ho knew It, having Just examined it. A11 this was done for effect, in order to mako the populace think he know not only the law, but ho know tho location on tho page. It was generally supposed that he died from over exertion in the case in which lie was opposed to Webster, though knowing his habits of Ufa us 1 did, I do not think that was so, Lect ure Room Talk by Prof, Parsons. The Iowa wheat crop of 1870 was gathered from two million acres, and it will amount to twenty four million bushels. Tills Is about twenty-four biubels to overy portion in thu Mtuto, RATES OF ADVEKTISINU. 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Of tho first six Presidents, four of them wero takon from tho ofllco or Sec retary of State, and tho othar two, bo Ing first elected, could not perform Its duties. From this fact uroso tho pre cedent that makes tho Secretary of Stuto tho first ofllcer in thu Cabinet in stead of tho Secretary of tho Treasury, which Is tho caso In Great Ilritulu. No less than five of the greatest American statesmen wero born In tho satnu year 1712: Daniel Webster, Johu C. Calhoun, Titomas II. Denton, Martin VanBuren untl Lewis Cass. From 1800 to ISOo only two persons filled tho ofllce iff Chier Justice or the United States John Marshall und R iger 11. Taney. Tho cupitol or tho United States was located at Washington, in pursuance of u corrupt bargain, by which two or three members of Congress, who lived adjacent to it, and whoso districts would bo greatly benefited by it, voted lor tho funding of thu national debt for that purpoe. Hut two men in the United States have, as they say in Odd Fellowship, gono through tho "chairs," been Gov ernor of State, hold a flrt class foreign mission, been tho head of tho Cabinet, tho Vico President, and President. Their names aro Thomas Jefferson nnd Martin VanBuren. Three Presidents died In office Har rison, Taylor and Lincoln. Three persons wero elected Vice Pros idant before they camo to ho President Johu Adams, Thomas Jefferson and Martin Vauliiiren. Three Vico Presidents died in ofllce George Clinton, Elbridgo Gerry nnd Win. R. King. Three Vico Presidents became Presi dents by tho death or tholr chiefs -John Tyler, Millard Fillmore and Andrew Johnson and every ono of them pur sued ii policy adverse to that of th party by which they wero elected. Memphis Appeal. .Vcatncsi ami Despatch. The execution of minimis In Japan is performed with a neatness nnd de3 patch in romarkablo contrast to the bungling scaffold work so often per formed In this country. An official asks the culprit If he Is ready, and ho calmly replies. Ono or tho assistants slits the dress at tho back of the neck and turn it back over tho shoulders, leaving tho neck and upper portion of the back bare. Ho then pours a llttlo water on tho neck, and tho executioner takes tho dipper nnd pours water along tho blado of tho sword, also wetting tho lluen wrapped around tho handle, so ns to so euro a firm grip. Then ho quietly moves to the left of tho prisoner, who is motionle.-s ns a stono; two assistants stand in front nnd two behind tho knoeling form. Thoro Is u silence us or death in the crowd, tho only sound bo ing the chirping or the birds. The ex ecutioner measures him, lifts the sword with both hands, shoulder high a 1 .'ghtning stroke, given apparently I without effort u never-to-bo-forgotten "thud" nnd a red circle is throwing out jets of blood. Tho two assistants in front immediately raise tho head from the hole and puts It in the pail of watt r, taking tho bandago from the eyes, whllotho others sit on the body to ex. pel the blood, and then roll It up and lush It in the mats. T:ls "happy des patch" Is verified by an eyewltnis', who relates It in a letter to tho Chlcigo Tribune. E'olltcncm. Somebody says, and says truly, that thero are few families anywhoro in which love is not abused us furnishing the license for Impollteniss. A husband, father or brother will speak harsh words to tho.sc ho loves best, simply becauo the secrecy of love nnd family pride keep him fioiii getting his head broken, It is a shame that u man will bpeak more impolitely at times to his wife or sister than he would to any other wo man. It Is thus that the honest ttfl'ec tions of a man's nnlure provo to boa neaker protection ton woman In a fam ily circle than tho restraints of society, nnd that n woman Is Usually indebted for the Mildest politeness of life to those belonging to her own household. Theso things ought not to be so. Tho man who, bee.tuso It will not bo resented, Inflicts Ids spleen and bad temper upon those of his hearthstone, is a small coward and a very mean man. Kind words arocliculatlng mediums between true gentlemen nnd ladles at home, and no polish exhibited In society can utonu for tho harsh languago ami disrespect ful treatment too often Indulged in bo tween thnso bound together by Ood's own ties of blood and tho most sicred bonds of conjugal lovo. Ifomt Guard, Somebody has discovered that In forty yearsa snuff-taker dovotea twouty four months to blowing his nose. A in 1. 1, to encourage Chinese emi gration has been introduced in the Ore gon Legislature. A woman of 21, owning nine chil dren, has been discovered by un Ohio census taker. Tin: womankind of Iowa aro behind tho other sex to the tui.u of 10,000 In number. Two Sisters of Mercy wero found among tho dead on tho battlu-fleld of Specheren, Tin: bachelor has tolook out foruum ber ono tho married man for number two, Nkbiuska City was founded in 1831, and has now a population of nlno thou sand. Tin: applo crop of Now Vork State 1 said to bu ItuuiuuiM.