The Columbian. (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, October 07, 1870, Image 1
IrUDLlSHED EVEItY FMDAY MOtlNINU IdltB COMJMMAH HUIt.niKn REAIlTllISCOmiT 1IOUSB, 11V HENRY L. DIEFFENBACH, KniToit and rnoritiuion, ennJ"Two Dollars a Year papblo la ndvaneo. OIROTOATION J3BOO. JOD PRINTING lfll tlcscrlptloiis executed with neatness and dispatch at reasonable rates. Bloomsburg Directory. STOVES AND TINWARE. i ai. nut -j-.tw . uL-aiur in move-, cciinwnre.uu I , pert block, Mala St. west of Market, vl-n 13 r ACOll METZ, dealer lu stoves and tinware I Mam street, nuovo courmousc. vi-ma CLOTHING, &a. B .AVID LOWENnEItO, Merchant Tailor, Main J Bl,, Ml uuoi uuuvu jviiivuciin House, Vl-llli rrM. MOIXIIIS, Merchant Tailor corner of Cen- tronnu wain hi.., over tinier s store, vy-uaj drugs, chemicals, &c. p. LUTZ, DruggtstandApotliccary. Main st. , below tho Tost Olllce, vl-u41 L lOYfiii iuiu.-i., uruggisu nuu Apothecaries, 1 llfower's block Muln st, vl-nlj CLOCKS, WATCHES, &0. TENKYZUlTlNaEll, Watches, Spectacles A Jjewelry 4c, MulnHtrcet near West bt. Y3-iil5 v.. RAVAGE, dealer In Clocks. Wntlip nml .jewolry, Muln St., Just below tho Anicilcnn louse. vl-13 ioUlS BEKNHAKD, Watch and Clock maker. u near souiucasi corner aiain anu iron stH. vl-l.l CATHCAItT. Watch and Clock Makcr.Mar. K, ket street, below Main, vl-u IJ BOOTS AND SHOES. M. I1UOWN. Hoot and MinpinnUnr. fViili-rt , street, rear ofltobblns & Eycr's Htoru. vl-u 13 AVID 11ETZ, Hoot and fihoeniakcr, Main si.. below iiuriinuiissiore,wcsi oi AiurKCt. vl-u rcnNIlY KLEIM, Manufacturer and dealer In 1 Hoots nuil Hhoes. Groceries, etc.. Main street. tut lilooiasburs. v) - i I.i PROFESSIONAL. itt. H. C. HOWEIt, Surgeon Dentist, Main st.. f uuovo UIO t-ouri, uuuse. vl-n 1J rR. WM. M. ItEIlER, Surgeon and 1'hyslclan, LKxchango llloek over Webb's booksloi o vU-nW Ml. n, F. KINNEY, Surgeon Dentist. Teeth extracted without pain: Main St., nearly op hite ispiscopui uiiurcu, vi-n 10 II. IKELEn. Attorney.at-I.iw, Olllce, 2d lloor InExchuuue llloek. near Ihu "Exchange iblel." vll-iil O. 11ABKLEY. Attorney-nt-Lrtw. Olllce. 2d U. Hour In Excbungo Jllock. near tho "Exchnniio Botcl." VI-113 B. McKELV Y, M. D., Surgeon and Physician, .norllislde Main St., below Market. vlnlJ n. EVANS, M, D., Burgeon and rhyslclan, south sido Main street, below Market. vl-iiM 0. IlUTTEIt. M. D. Suraoon and l'hTslelan I, Market street, abovo Mnln, vl-uU 11. ItoniSON, Attorniy-ol-ljiw, Office Hart , mau's building, Main strett. vl!-iilM IlIILLINERY & FANCY GOODS. . opposite Eplfecopnl Cbureh, Muln Bt, vl-utJ DITPDIUM A.IHI. ....... 1,1. 1 l.-nnm. flnrul. HISS LIZZIE 11AIUCLEY. Milliner, ltamsev 1 uuuuiug 41U1U stiLet, vi-UM 1IISS A. D. WEBB, Enney Goods, Notions, I Looks, and Stationery. Lxebuuee llloek. Main Ireet. vl-nlj KISS M. DEIIUICKSON, Millinery and Fancy liuoous, ALainsi., uejow luucei. vi-nu HUH. E. KLINE. Millinery and Fancy Goodsl t wain biretl ueiow jiaiuei. vi-ui" LlltS. JULIA A, A HADE HAUKLEY, Ladles' 1 (Jlouks ana Dress I'atlfinj. southeast corner ialuand Weststs. vl-uM HIE MlfMES HAHMAN Milllnerv and Fancy B UuoUt, Main st., below American House, vlu41 HOTELS AND SALOONS. nOI.UMIUA 1101 EL, by 1!. Stoliner, Main s ; aeove court Jlouse. Mn tOUHS HOTEL, by T. llent, Taylor, east i n" vl-41 f or Main street. piDMYEIt A JACOBY, Confectionery, Eakery I and Oyster Saloon, wholesalo and retail. Ex- page Block, Main strict. vl-iili MERCHANTS AND GROCERS. C. MAItll. Dr- Goods and Notions, south' west corner Muln and Iron sts. V1-UJ3 n.SEESIIOLTK. dealer In 1-ry Goods. Gro- 'Cerles. Boots. Shoes. Ac., corner Main anil toa streets. V3-U30 A. UECKLEY. Hoot and Hlinn storn. Irnolm .& stationery, Main st., below Market, vl-uU JACOBS, Confectionery, groceries etc., , it., below Iron Mnln vl-16 MENDENITAr.r, fii-nornl Rloclr of Mprclmii- Mwlck roud. vl-uU i.uise ana IAllnt r. , nrner of Alnfn ht refit ana uolesule and retail, Exchuugo Block. vl-ul3 . Main st., ab'ovo Court House. vl-mJ J. BROWEH. Drv Goods. Groceries, etc.. cor- . aerMalnst. una Court liouso alley, vl-u 1 1 IU1IBIKS a KYKU. dealer In Dry Goods, Gro- pvi.ici, etc., i,,r, Aiuiu uuu ueuiro sis. vi-ni.s ( . . . - ...... K. OlltTflN. Onioi.rlou A lrnvlRlmiB Mnln .cireei ueiow Market, vl-m I K. EYRll nrnMi.lr.G n ml Onnnrnl Xfprnhnti. .'Use, Main St.. above West. vl-ft 'KELVY, NEAL A CO , dealers lu Diy Gooils, E. cor. Maiu und Maiket sts. vl-nti II. MILLEIl A SON, dealer lu Dry Goods, v. urocenes, ijueeuswiire, riour, ran, r-uoe.s. ollous, etc., Excliango llloek, Main st. vl-u I- MISCELLANEOUS. W1TMAN, Murble WoiUs, onodoor below , iuv uiuee, jiuin mreci, vi-iiu ILOOMSHOIta LUMBEIt CO.. manufacturers &ad dealers In Lumber of all Kinds ; 1'laulnu U near the railroad. vlnlii KOSTEIt.Gluo Maker, and Whlto ond Fancy !. luuuer,Seottown. vUU7 M. C1IIHSTMAN. Saddle. Trunk a Harness i lauiier, unive a liioeK jhuiu nireei. vijiuu V. ltOHBINH.lluuor dealer second door from 1 northwest corner Muln and Iron sts. vl-nll 11. 11IDLEMAN. Agent for Munsou's Copper J, TIIOUNTON. Wall Paper. Window Shades sua fixtures, Ilupert block, Main st. vl-13 V. nnnvj t. rbrlck, Main Street, weBt of Market st Furniture Itooms, threo story viiiu tKOSENSTOCK.I'hotographer, over Itobblns I S. KUI1N. dealer lii M.eat. Tallow, etc.. Cheni' f berllu's alley, rear of American llousu. vlull lyilN A. FUNSTON A CO.. liuiluul ond cash "-'c'.nreinsuraueecompanies.uruwer s iiuuu- -'iuiu ireei, vi-uw lACOTl Tlll?li'171i,VllAnir. ltrnmn I'iiHafv. fir. su'isieiiai jus resiueui-u uruiouutrA nuns we promptly tilled, Ilest green Western brush ll vl-ula. BAME3 CADMAN, Cabinetmaker and Chair. ' yr.BAMI'LE A Co.,Machlnlsts,i:astlllooms. enre.ueor Ijick. H. 11. CustlugB made at short 'ee. Machinery mada and repaired. V2-U21 L in I.NQLEn. dealer In pianos, organs and u, iY.v.oreii'siurmiuro rooms Vl-ut3 RA,l'VE.JACOBY, Marble and Brown Ston7 HWMks, East llloomsburg.Uerwick road, vl-ulo lV i LEC0CK'0lI"'y I'ubllc, northeast corner I'l Malnanri xiuriiwi nt. ,i..,j i, .r-T- . l "-.'.'ft'"', dealer In furulture, ti links, ceder -...uw ware, near tno furus jioiei, vi-ma Buck Horn, I .?or!iH' fllOEMAKEIt, dealers In diy ''kffo!f,t.otclf!J, u'ia oenl meiehaudlse. 1 "ore In south end w towu, vii-uis VOLUME IV---NO 10. Orangcvillo Directory. A E. W. COLEMAN, Merchant Tailors and A.. Urmt's furnishing Goods, Main Bt next door to tho llrlck Hotel, It. lIEniUNO A llItOTHEIl.Carpcnters and , Iluildcrs, Main st below l'luo. vl-nl7 BOWEll A HEimiNO, dealer In Dry Goods, Groceries, Lumber and general Merchandise, jMuiuni. Vl-1117 KICK 1IOTEL nnd refreshment Saloon, bv itourM'Ilcnry cor.of Main andI'lnost.,vl-ni7 Dlt. p. A.MEGAItar.L.l'hj-slcInn nnd Surgeon, Main st next door to Good's Hotel, vl-iH7 1) Ooalorlu grain, lllll street. i.ivin irt-i,t,txtrt Flour and arlstMlil.iiud vl n 17 UH.AO. KELCHNEIt.Illacksmlti.s,on Mill . Street, near I'lne, V1-U47 li.r.pWAUns.rhyslclanand Surgoou, Main st,,tlrst door abovo M'Henry's Hotel. vl-n'.'J TAMEH H. HAHMAN. Cabinet Make: and Un o derlaker. Main St., below I'luo, vl-nJ7 M, HAHMAN, Suddlo and Harness maker. , Main st., oppslto Frame Church. vL'nll CHU YLElt A LOW, Iron routiners, Machinists, and Mauuluctuicrs of plows, Mill St, vl-ni SAMUEL Bit AHPLESS, Maker of thollayhursl Oram Crndlo. Main St. v'Jn?. WIIJ.TAM DEI.ONG Shocmakcrana inanufnc tuerof llrlck, Mill St., west of l'ine vlnl'J Oatawissa. B F. DALLMAN, Merchant Tailor, Second SI, Itobblns' Building. vi-nl;' l) Second St., below Main, txll T r IrntinlMa Hurgcou and I'liyslclan vinit( GILBERT A KLINE, drj- goods, groceries, and general mercliandlso, Main Street vH-nU T II. KISTLElt, "Catlawlssn House," Nivrlh v'.'nl'i , Corner Main und Kteoiul Streets, KEILKH, Illllard Saloon, Oysters, nnd Ire , Cream In season Main St. v2nh! M, M, 11HOHST, dealer In General Merchaudlio Dry Goods, Groceries Ac. vS-uls SUSQUEHANNA or llrlck Hotel, H. Koslcn bunder l'ronrlctor.sonth-east Lorncr Alain una becond Street. V2uh! 1). HINAltD, dealer In Stoves and Tln-wui wale, V2nl2 , iuuui nireei. TX7M. II. ABBOTT, Attorney at law, Main St. Light Street. II, V. OMAN A Co., Wheelwrights, Hist door abovo School Houso. vlnlii JOHN A. OMAN, Manufacturer nnd dealer In Loots nnd Shoes, vlnlO T J. LEISEK, M. I)., Surgeon nnd 1'hyslclan. Olllcont Keller's Hotel, vluTt PETEIt ENT, dealer In Dry Goods Groceries, Flour, Fied.Sull, Fish, lion, Nails, etc., .Main R. H. ENT, denier in Stoves and Tin wnro In all Us branches. vlnlii Espy. EE. HEIOHAItD.A lino.,dealer in Dry Goods, Groceries, nnd gcucial Merchandise, v'.'ull PSPY STEAM I'LOUHING MILLS, C.S. Fowler, j l'ropiletor. vjmi D. WEHKHEISElt, Hoot nnd Shoo Store and JllUllUIUCtotv. Shot, fin Mnln Ktrppl. un. posito tho Steam Mill. vl'ul W. EDO AH, Susquehanna I'luulngMIll nnd Hotels. T mii ESPY HOTEL. ESPY, COI.UJtniA COUNTY, PA. Tho imdcrsicned would lnfnrm thnlrnvpnim imullclhat lie Jms taken llio nbovoinitin'il rtnit. IUhmont and thoroughly retltted the same for tho perfect convenience of his guests. His larder will bo Blocked With tliobost the nmrltot nHortls. TJie choicest liquors, wines nnd cigars always to UB 1UUUU 1U U1H uur. WJIjUAM I'KTTIT. Apr.23,G!)-tf Kspy, l'a. jRICK HOTEL, OUANGUVILLE, COLUMII1A COUV.TY, PA. TlOlIIt M'nEKRY, Proprietor. Tills well known House, havlnc heen rut In thorough repair, Is now open lo llio travelling public. Tho bar is t.tocktd with tho choicest liquors and cigars.niuUho table will be, at all tlines.sunnlled with the delicacies of tho season. Un patns will be spared to Jmuie the comloit of MONiOUIl HOUSE HUPIIKT, PA. WILLIAM BUlLKIt, Proprietor, This Houso havlnKbceii put in thoioush rennlr Js now open i(.r the rtciptlon of yuests. No pains will bo spared to ensure tho perfect com lortoftho travelers. Tiio I'roprleior solirlt.s a share of public pntionoKP. Tho bar will bo stocked at all times with lino liquors and ciguis, marll'TO-tf. JgENTON HOTEL. W. F. PIATT, Proprietor, 1IENTON, COLUMI1IA COUN1Y, PA. This well known Houso liavinu been imt In thorough repair lh now open lor the let-eptlou of vimiuin. iu paiiiN iihvu ueen sptueu iu eiihiiru the perfect comfort of fjiifMs, Tho proprietor mso runs a mne irom iue Jioieiio junnnthmiry nnd intermediate points on Tuesday, Thursday Stoves and Tinware. EW STOVE AND TIN SHOP. ISAIAH IIAOENI1UCII, Main Street ono door above E. MeudcnhaH's Store. A ltinro nsmirimtnt or stoves, iieatcis ana ltnugttt, constantly ou hand, nnd for sale at llio lowest rates. Tinning In nil Us branches carefully attended to, nml satisfaction guaranteed. Tin work of till kinds wholesalo and retail, A tul is requested. pr.,0'J-tf STOVES AND TINWARE. A. M. HUI'EHT announces to his friends and customers that ho continues the above busluess at his old place on MAIN BTltKET, BLOOM8BUIIO, Customcis can be accomodated with FANCY STOVES of alt kinds, Stovepipes, Tluwuro and every vu ncty of articlo found lu a Btovo and Tluwure lii tablluhincut lu tho cltlcs.und on tho most reason. nulo terms, llepal ring done at the shortest notice. 25 DOZEN MILK-FANS on hand for sale. "lOOTS AND ailOES. CLAltK M. IlllOWN, CKNT11U STKHET, AI1JOIN1NO THE t,T0J!E Of UUUUIMi A KVtll. A lull and romplcte assortment of ready made boots und rhots for men, viomeu and children lust iteelved and for sulout reusonublu lutes. Varieties to suit ull classes of customers. Tho best or v, ork done at shot t notice, as heretofore, Ulv liltti ;lh1I. ri,,k,rn.ti- AIlOAINS-DAltaAINS. QUICK SAT.KS ANU 8MAI.U I'llOI'JTS. SAVE YUUIl MONEY. Go to 1IENHV YOST. East llloomsbuig, i'u , lor ull kinds of the best uuiuu uuu city iiiuuu f uumiiuii r, . I'rlces reasouublouud iho bist Mork done. JiU'70-tf nillEOSOI'IIV OF MARUIACIE.- X A Nkw Couiisb or Lix-ruiits, us delivered at the l'euua.l'ol) technic anil Auatumleul Museum 1'AjS Chestnut bt.. three doors ubove Twelllh. l'hlladeliihiUfimbiuclug the subjects) How to Live una Yt uui to i.no ior; vouiii, tiaturuy una uia Aget .iiauuoou ueueruiiy iieviuneu '1 liu cause of Indigestion! Flatulence and ucrv mm Uikput.es uritiuiilLd ion Marrluee l'lillo. karihieallv conklilirid. Tliese ItcUllt s will bo foruunled on nu ll t of '.6 if tits by nililretslngi fceeietary of tho lVniuj Ivunia l'oi,vrhfiimo ANll ANATOMICAL Ml'SKUM, liU tllthlUUl DU, i-iniuuejiuiu, r-eunsyiMiui.i, Je:'l'7u-ly, A lili KINDS OK JOI I'lUNTINO Ji. neatly executed at Tux Colvubian Steam n. neatly exe 'rlulltig Olllce. Philadelphia Directory. JgAGLE HOTEL, 37 North Tnmi) Stheet, It. D. CUMMINGS, riiorntmon. 7STA1JL,ISIIED 1793. JOIIPAN ADltOTHEIl, Wholesalo Grocers, aud Dealers In SALTFETHE AND HIUMSTONE. No 210 North Third St, rhiladclphia, it. iiortNn,s W. 6. KI.NO. J. tl. SEYI1EIIT. JJORNE, 1CINQ & SEYBERT, WllUljllSAljlJ 1IUV ouoiia, No. J21 Market Street l'lIILADELl'HIA. Orders filled promptly nt lowest prices. January 3, 1S0J, " W. HANK'S NV'IIOLESALU TOBACCO, SNUF F, AND CIGAlt VAllEHOUSE, No. 110 North Third Street, HctwceU Cherry nnd Haeo, west side. I'hliadolphia. JpilANK & STUETCII, (Hiicccssors to I. ji. waiter,) Importers and Dcalcis in (tUEENSWAHE, CHINA, AND GLASS, No. 211 N. Third Slrccl, Between Haco aud Vino Sts. rillLAIIKI.I'JIIA, 5 I'ilsT'ii'LTi ir, Gctt'1 Partners. I. II. Waltkii. Siieclnl Partner. J "Jt'70-tf. T M. KEI'IlEAItT, O WITH DAHNES, BRO. & IIIiRItON, HATH, CAl'S, STlt AW GOODS A FURS, No. 603 Market Street, (Abovo Fifth,) 1'IIII.AUEI.l'lIIA. TOIIN STIIOIIP .v. fin.. o ' Successors to Slronp A liiollier, WHOLESALE UEALEIIS IN Flfell. No. 21 North Wharves nnd 2,1 Noilh Third St 1 hllndclphla. JICIIARDSON li. WR1QHT, JR. ATTORNEY AT LAW, NO. 12S SOUTH SIXTH STltEET, I'llur.ADKl.i'iii . ocl. 2J,'f-ly WITH THOMAS 0 A It S O N A , C . WHOLESALE DEALERS IN HOSIERY, MEN'S FUItNlSIUNO GOODS, LINENS A NOTIONS NO. 18 NOUTlt FOUIITH STREET l'liilaUolphin. Juno VCO-Cm "yAINWRIOHT & CO., W HULESALE. G HOCEHH, N. E. Corner Second nnd Arch Streets, I'HIEAriEEI'lIIA, Dealeis lu TEAS, SYllUI'S, COFFEE, SUGAIt, MOLASSES nicE, ni'icrs, ni t'Aiiii botja, ac, ac. 3-0rdcrs will reoilvo prompt alleution may 10,07-tr. Business Cards. jyj ir. l'veijLE, ATTOHNEY AT LAW, Ashland, Schuylkill County Ta. 0. W. HIILLER, ATT011NEY AT LAW, Oflleo Court House 'Aller. below tho Colum- liTAN on ce. Houulies. llnck-I'av and Tensions collected. idooinsbuig Fa. sep.2U'li7 JOUERT E. CLARK, ATTOKNEV AT LAW , Ollleo Main Street below iho Court Houso. liioouisbutg I'enu'a. E. II. LITTLE, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Oflleo Court-llouso Allev. below tho Colum bian OfUce, lllooinsburg la. c. I5- I3KOCKWAY, ATTORNEY AT LAW, IlLOOMSIJUlta, 1A. jbv OFrifi Court Houso Alley. In tho Co- X.UMMAN building. IJanVfc7. J? J. THORNS JLJit would announc ljuigand viclnlly.tha IIOUNTON nounco to the citizens of lllooms- at bo has lust received a full and complete assortment of WALL I'Al'LU, WINDOW BIIADI, PIXTUKKS, COl'.DM, TAKSEIJd, and ill other goods in his line of business. All the lu-utst nml most unmoved natterns of the day iiiu iilwa) b lo bo found in hW t-KtablUhmeut. QIIKSTKU H. FUHMAN, JiAJtM., MAIUIIU;, IS iJ llLUlv MANUrACTUUEIt, and dealer In CAIU'ET-llAOM, valihi:h, ELY-NETH, llUri'AI.O KOIHH, 1I01:S111I.ANKKT8 tlO., which ho feels confident he can sell at lower lato than any other person In tho county. Ex amino for j tun selves. tinop iniru uoor ueiow ino Louri iiouse, main Hliett, llloomsbuig, l'a. POWIIER KEGS AND LUMBER, Uupert, l'a., Manufacturers of roWDEll KEOH, vud dealers lu ull binds of EUMDElt, Klvo notice that they are prepared to accomodat heir custom with dispatch, and on the cheapen g L A T E HOOFING, i; V U Y VARIETY A T MOST FAVORAULE RATES, JOHN THOMAS, AND CAHI'EK J, THOMAS Ilox,277, llloomsburg, Pa. Mur.l9,0l)-ly jyjEROIIANDISE JNUf'tCW 1H Ill.UlillY OJVEN To my friends aud tho publlo generally, that al kinds ol DRY aOODS, GROCERIES, QUEENSWARE, NOTIONS, AO., are cunstautly on hand aud lor sale AT HAKTON'8 OLD STAND llLOOMSDUlta, UY JAMEa K. EY1 am Alto, Bole Aecnt foiELMa' ruosi-iiATB ov MMK. LarBO lot coustantlyjon hand, ft 1 67, P I M I L E S. Tho uiidcrslBiie.l will cheerfully mnll (tan) to all who wUli It the lteclpu aud full directions or nrernrllit; and lislliu It silnnie and lleantlful Veeelublo llulin. that will Immediately removu Tun, Freckles, riinples, lllotehes, and all erup tions and Impurities ollliobkln.lea viuf thesumo soft, clear, tiuoolh uiul beautiful. Ho will uUu send (l ltcK) Instructions for pro dueinu.by verysl iiiplo meuns.a luicurlantKrowlli tii jiiur on n uuiuucuu or biuooiu lucuiuiess iuuu thirty dnvs Irom llrst uniilleutlou. 'Iho ubovu eanboobtulued by return mall by nuurcbsiuir. -j nun, r. umi-diAiii t iieuust. I', ii. Ilox 611, 1W 1) roadway, New Yokr, Aug, 0,'Ul-ly, BLOOMSBTJEG, PA., FRIDAY, OCTOBER 7, Only a Word. A frivolous word, a uhorp rotort, A pnrlliiK in angry baste. The sun that rose on a bower of blls"). The loving look: and tho tender kisi, una rci on a barren waste, Where pilgrims tread with m eary feet latlis destined never more to meet. f A frivolous word, ft sharp retort, A moment that biotn out years, Two lives aro wrecked on o-Htormy nhoro, Wuoro billows of passion sureo nnd roar To break In a spray of tenrs : Tears shed to blind the severed pair Drifting seaward and drowning there. A frivolous word, a sharp retort, a nasii from a passing cloud. Two hearts are scathed to their utmo-it core, Are ashes aud dust for evermore. Two faces turn to the crowd. Masked by prldo with a life-long He, To hide tho scars of that agony, A frivolous word, a sharp retort, An arrow at random snod. (It has cut In twain tho mystic tlo That bad bound two souls In harmony, Hweet lovo lies bleeding or dead. A poisoned shaft with scarce an aim, Has douo a mischief sad as shame. A frivolous word, a sharp retort, Alas I for tho loves und lives Bo little a cau so has rent apart ; Tearing tho fondest heart from heart iVs a whirlwind rends and i :vcs. Never to reunite n:;nlti, I tut llvo and dlo lu secret p.Uu. A frivolous word, a sharp reloi t, Alas 1 that It should bo so I The petulant speech, tho careless tongue, Jiftvo wrought more evil, and dopo more wrong Have brought to tho world more woo Than all tho armies ago lo ago Records on Imt'ry's blood-stained page. All the Year Jlountt, Imperishable. Thopurc, tho blight, tho beautiful, That stirred our hearts In youth, Tho lmpulso to a worldly prayer, Tho dreams of lovo and truth ; Tho longing after something lost, The spirit's yearning cry; Tho striving after beUer hopes Thet,o things cau novcr dlo. Tho timid hand stretched forlh lo aid A brother lu his need. Tho kindly wotd In grief's dark hour That proves a friend Indeed; Tho plea for mercy softly breathod Whenjustlco threatens nigh; Tho sorrow of a contrite heart These things shall never die. The memory of a clasping Innd, Tho pressure of a kiss, And all tho trlllos sweet and frail That mako up love's llrst blUs; With a firm unchanging t.iith, Aud holy trust and high, Those hands have clasped, thoso lips havoiuel; These things shall never dlo. " Tho cruel and tho bitter word That wounded as It fell, Tho chilling want of sympathy Wo feel but never tell; Tho hard repulse that chills the heart, Whose hopes are bounding high, In au unfading record kept Theso things shall never dlo. Let nothing pass, for every hand Must find bomo work to do; Lose not a chauco to waken love, Be firm and Just and true. So shall a light that cannot lado Ream on thee from on high, And angel voices say to thee, These things shall never die. Sunset. BY MATTIE W1UVEI1. Ditamlly stand I watchlutr Tho glow lu the western skies ; Tho' tho breezes softly woo me, Yet tho tears are in ray eyes, Perhaps 'tis tho ml&t that blinds me, l'or tho sunset secnis tot to fair ; The scene not liulf so lovely, Nor to $ olt aud sweet the air, As when. In tho faraway past, I have stood in the suustt's ulow, And watched the crimson glory Ilreak over tho fields ol snow Ah, yes, 'tis tho mist of tears, That makes tho picture less f.tlr I miss a bright form from my side, And n glory of golden hair. And far in tlio west I see, A fair faco all shrouded In wno; Ah 1 tho sunset was never thus shadowed, In tho beautiful Long Ago. Then my eyes shrink away from tho suullght, And I close them, to shut in tho tears ; lint they cannot shut out tho walliugw, That como tip the ulslo of dead years. Tho summer winds bring loved voices On tlielrwlngs; n broken prayer A sobbing I open my eyelids A glimmer of golden hair; And ever thus In tho sunset, When I stand lu tho fading glow. It bring mo weary plclmcs Of that bright aisle, long ago; How tho brightness waned and faded That clustered around mo of yoro; All mo, 'tl? "death In liro" to think Of tho days that are no more. Modesty in n woman la HUo color on her check tlccldodly becoming, 1 not put on. Why tiro n shoemaker's plans always frustrated? Rceauso his attempts nl ways end In de feet. A little Iowa hoy memorized 1,100 Blblo verses, but tiled with brain fovor before ho could uso them. AfiUESTota hotel In Leavenworth alo over it dozen cars of corn at ono meal tho day beforo his funeral. A gentleman In Roston lately com mlttod sulcldo becauso his garden was devastated by his son's chickens. A ritisoNEit In Jail at York, l'a., has been confined over nlno years for refus lug to answer a question In court. Funehals and weddings aro regard cd in this country as special vehicles of family vanity, prluo and ostentation. a Javanese potentate, twenty-eight years old, has a promising family of thlrty-threo sons and forty-eight daugh tcrs. A youno fellow fond of talking, rc marked, "I nm no prophet." "Truo,1 ropllcd tv lady, "no profit to yourself, or uny ono elso." A young man rocontly married in Boloir, Wis., helped his wife, while courting, to sew together rags cnougl to mako CO yards of carpet. A tuaitoroub woman iwows tho bo Her that if all tho men wcro in ono country and nil tho women In another, with a big river between them, lots' of poor women would bo drowned, "You don't do work enough to earn your 6alary," said tlio head of a depart ment in tho Now York Custom Houso, to ono of Ids clerkB. "Work 1" exclaim ed tho young man, "I worked to get hero; you &urcly don't expect mo to work tiny longer." 'SfVl Il!l"rt1tl1lrtillf! (! VU;KltUllllUll.J. AWKWARD PREDICAMENT. AVo clip tho following from tho Now York Dally News, It Is too good to bo lost: A few cvcnliics felnce, n party of friends met nt n &oc!al gathering nt n fashlonnblo restaurant. Somo wcro bachelors, and somo wero in tho enjoy ment of 'Heaven's best gift on earth to man I' Tho ovenlng was cold nnd chilly and most of them woro overcoats. Two of theso wcro nearly alike, nnd wcro owned respectively by Charley G and Cliarloy S , ono of thorn mar ried, and tho latter singlo a wild, rak ish sort of fellow, who as fast ns ho was out of ono scrapo was In another. Ills pockets were always full of rose-colored (missives and delicato love tokens. IIU heart was dcsolato out of tlio sunny glances of womankind ; yet his ndven turcs had never permitted tho matri monial noose to curl nround It. Ills friend Charley G is a sober, married man, cherishing n bnglit-oyed but je.al otis-heartcd littlo wlfo, who loves him tenderly. Ho had found it difficult to obtain permission to attend tho supper t all. It was given at last, with tho under tainting that ho would como homo cnrly. Ho didn't, however, but sat lato; so very into indeed, that ho slept soundly tho next morning until tho sun was far advanced toward tho zenith, He had met with a misfortune, too, having stumbled on his way homo and oiled in tho muddy street. His wife, however, set about repairing tho mis hap tho next morning by cleansing his muddy coat. Whilo engaged In this occupation, her hand, by tho merest elmnco In tho world, strayed into ono of tho sido pockets of tho coat, and on countering a neatly folded billet-doux superscribed simply to Charley, read : "Do not go lo that horrid supper. lovo, but como to mo instead. I nm so lonely. Your devoted Knto." Oh, my! but tho littlo hluo eyes flash cd tho color camo and wont on check mil forehead when she read tho linos. There was 11 moment's pause, as If to still tho deep intensity of passion, and then Mr. u was rudely shaken from his rest. What is tho meaning of this, sir?" and tlio littlo white hands trembled with passion as tho ofieuding paper was ield up beforo tho culprit. "I don't know I who brought it ?" "Who brought it, sir? I found it in your coat pocket, Mr. G ; I want a divorce, tool" Mr. G was fully aroused by this time. Ho protested ho knew noth itig of tho note ; lto did not know how tho treacherous littlo thing camo into his pocket. Ho appealed to his witb's good sense. Sho would hear of no de nial, but, instead, mado nnother dive into tlio coat pocket. Another littlo missivo rewarded her search. It was brimful of tho tenderest endearments, and tinted only two days back, but was in another handwriting, very beautiful, and signed 'Jonnle." "Oh, you Turk 1 Just look.at that I" and whllo Charley's bewildered oyes wero perusing tho letter, another visit was made to tlio rcceptaclo of love another letter camo out. It was equally delicate, but full of upbraiding. It called Charley cruel, false, deceitful; said that 'Fauny'a' broken heart was to belaid at his door, and his onco loved darling would dlo early. Tlio lips wero white now with rage, tho blue eyes nil atlaiuo with fire, tho littlo willowy form drawn up to its full est height. Charley noversaw her look ing so indignant. "You rake monster I Why, Brig- ham Young would bo ashamed to do as you havo done." Another divo was mado for tho pock et, and letter after letter was brought out, until a dozen strewed tlio floor all of them from different ladles, all evincing tho tonderest lovo for Charley. Uniihlo to eopo with tho storm of in dignation, ho madonha&ty exit from tho room, and leaving tho house, left his wlfo to medilnlo upon n divorco or sulcldo at k'lMiro. A few moments nfter, however, n servant of Cliarloy S appeared with. Mr. G 's over coat, nnd respectfully solicited tho ro turn of his master's. Tho reader is left to Iriiagino tho rest. How Sea Witter Came lo ho .Saline. Tho bea is supposed to havo ncquired Its sallno principlo when tho globo was in tho act of subsiding from a gaseous state. Tho density of sea water depends upon tho quantity of salluo matter it contains. Tlio proportion is genorally about threo or four per cent., though it varies in dliTorent places ; tho ocean contains moro salt In tho southern than In llio northern hemisphere, tho Atlan tio moro than tho Pacific. Tho greatest proportion of salt In tho Pacillo is in parallels of 225 N. L,, and IS" S. L., near tho equator It Is less, niuMii tho Polar seas it is least, from tlio melting of tlio ico. Tlio saltncss varies with tho seasons In theso regions, and tho fresh water being lighter is uppermost. Rain makes tho surfaco of tho sea fresher than tho interior parts, ami tho influx of rivers renders tlio ocean less saltnt their estuaries. Tho Atlantic i3 brack ish 300 miles from tho mouth of tho Amazon. Deep seas nro moro salino than thoso that nro shallow, nnd inland sens communicating with tho main nro loss salt, from tho rivers that How into them; to this, however, tho Mediter ranean Is nn exception occasioned by tho great evaporation nnd Influx of salt currents from tho Black Sea and tho Atlantic. Tho water in tho Straits of Gibraltar, nt tho depth of C70 fathoms, Is four times ns salt ns that nt tho sur face. Ercsh water freezes nt tho tenv peraturo of illl0 of Fahrenheit, tho point of congelation of salt water is much lower, Tho lienlthfulncss of tho sea is nscrlbed to tho mixing of tho water by tides nnd currents, which prevents tho accumulation of putrescent matter. 1870. Dcutli of st Lady nml Smitten Al- iiesii'iiiw.'C nflicr 1'acc In n Window muss. Slnco tho fall of tho 1'cmberton Mills, tho city of Lawrcnco has known no Biieli excitement ns that produced on Saturday, tho 20th tilt., by tho uuac- countnblo appcaranco of u female's fea tures, in n light of glass In tho window of a houso on Broadway. It appears that n few days provlotis to tho discov ery of tho phenomenon an elderly lady nftern longand weary s!cknej,had died. Tho day succeeding that on which tho funeral occurred n lady who was visit ing ono of tho tenants of thosamo houso in passing saw a figure in tlio attic win dow, which sho Instantly rocjgnlzid ns that of tho deceased lady, nnd with groat consternation comniunicat6d tho fact to tho other occupants of tho build ing, and in a short tinio tho neighbor hood was mado acquainted with tho strango and exciting discovery. Tho window of tho room in which tho wo man had died was Immediately under that or tho attic, and w.s itsu.dly the sitting placo of tho deceased. Somo supposed that by somo means her face had becomo Impressed upon tho glass; but tho fact that It was not in tho room occupied by her, and In a room that was usually unoccupied, displa ces all belief in tills Idea. Du ring tho day nnd evening tho story of a ghost on Broadway was widely circulated throughout tho city, and ear ly tho next morning, which was tho Sabbath, peoplo commenced to gather about tho III fated and haunted houso, much to the annoynnco of Its inmates and immcdiato neighbors. Nono pro fessed to belle vo a word of tlio wlldsto' ry, and wcro convinced upon tin actual viow with their own eyes. A sister of tho deceased, hearing of the matter, visited tho place, anil pronounced tho likenesi to bo that of her relative. Tho only remaining members of llio family aro two small children. Tho excitement momentarily increased, as also did tho crowd in tlio street, nnd by noon it was so great as to render tho pass.igo of tho horso cars quitq dlfllcult. Tiio inmatos tried various means to romovo tho fig urofrom tho glass, but wcro unsuccess ful, and, with a view to sending tlio crowds away, removed tho sash to tho rear of tho building; but as a means of scattering tho peoplo it was only sue cessful in drawing them away from iho front of tlio building to tho roar, whero tho faco wos seen to a still better ad van. tago, though it seemed to havo a some what different appearance. It was only when tho sash had been removed and secreted in tho houso that tho crowd be gan to disperse and wander back to their homes, each having an idea as to tho cause of tho singular vision, and all agreeing that "there was something in it, anyway." Early on Monday morning another crowd gathered around tho house, and Dr. Wm. D. Lamb, a prominent physi cian, obtained permission torcmovo tho sash to hU oflleo on Essex street. Here it was placed In his window opening upon tho main business street in tho city, aud every ono could got a lino viow from below. Tho window was exam ined by scientific and Intelligent men, and whllosomo wcroof tho opinion that it might bo tho result of tho lightning, when somo person had been sitting near, others thought this theory ono 01 i mpossibility. Of course tho many su perstitious wcro satisilcd that It was tho "ghost of the dear woman and nothing moro." Thcro is ono thing about it at least, that seems strange, and that is tlio fact that no faco or figure is to bo seen in looking from thoinsldo, Dtiringtho day a firm of photographers, nfter sov oral attempts, succeeded In getting n very good likeness of tho sash and tho faco it contained. No 0110 can account for this strango phenomenon, but men who arc practi cal and possessed of a good sharo of com mon sense, conclude that it must bo ono of theso curious defects that will some times appear in window glass. Tho strangest thing in its connection is that it was not discovered until after tho death of tin Inmalo of tho houso. Thoso who beliovo in tlio "spiritual" aro ma king tho most of tlio circumstance, nnd doubtless thero seldom occur such in stances upon which they can so surely reach tho partially superstitious mind. Ghost or not, thero has nothing occur red in tho city of Lawrenco of tills na turo that has produced such wonder ment slnco tho woll-rcmcmbcrcd sto ries of various apparitions In connection with tho fall of tho l'emborton Mills. The largest kitchen in tho world is ihat of IhoLIeblg Beef Extract Compa ny in Uruguay. It covers 20,000 square feet of ground, and Is divided into a number of compartments, which nro nil constructed with n view to their po cullar uses, You enter first n largo, dark, cool hall, with paved floor,whero tho meat Is weighed and convoyed through tho openings In tho wall to tho cutting machines. Theso nro four In number, nnd can cut up 200 young oxen in nn hour. From tho cutting-machines tho meat goos Into twolvo Iron receiv ers, whero It Is pressed by steam power of 73 pounds to tho square inch, Theso twclvo receivers tiro capable of contain ing 12,000 pounds of moat oach. From theso tho moat, or rather tho liquid now, runs through pipes Into recepta cles constructed for tho purposo of sep arating tho fattylsubstnuco from tho ex tract and to clear it. Lastly, it Is raised by steam olr-pumps Into largo coolers, filtered, and subsequently packed for transportation. Tho butcher of tho Company is tl sclcntlflo executioner, who can with easo and grnco kill 80 ox en In nn hour by skillfully separating tho vertebno. An old toper mistook n pitcher of Vitriol for cider lust week, at tho rail road depot in Scranton, Penn., aud emptied it before tiio station master could stop him, Only for tho prompt ness of tt physician In administering nn emotlo tho consequences would havo been fatal. Miss Eijink Howaud's idea of tem perance is that mon had better get drunk at onco on "straight whiskey" than wasto all day in doing it 011 beer. COL. DEM. - - VOL. XXXIV - NO. 33. How DrcniiiH nro Caused, In order to provo that almost nny dream can, with tolornblo cortalnty, bo oxcltcd by special classes of stimulants. Mr. Maury caused n series of experi ments to bo performed on himself when asleep, which nflorded very satisfactory results. First experiment Ho caused himself to bo tickled with a feather on tho Hps and insldo tho nostrils. Ho dreamed that ho was subjected to a horrlblo pun ishment. A mask of pitch was applied to his faco and then torn roughly off, taking with It tho skin of Ids lips, noso and face. Second experiment A pair of tweez ers was held at a littlo distnnco from his ear, and struck with a pair of scissors. Ho dreamed that ho heard tho ringing of bells. This was soon converted Into tho tocsin, nnd this suggested tho dajs of June, 1819. Third oxperiraent A bottlo of cau do Cologne was held to his noso. Ho dreamed that ho was in a perfumer's shop. This excited visions of tho east, and ho dreamed that ho was in Cairo, in the shop of Jean Mario Farina. Many surprising adventures occurred to him there, tho details of which wero forgotten. Fourth experiment A burning lucl for match was held close to his nostrils. Ho dreamed that ho was at sea (tho wind was blowing in through the win dows), nnd that tho magazlno in tlio vessel blow up. Fifth experiment Ho was slightly pinched on tho napo of tho neck. Ho dreamed that a blister was applied. And this recalled tho recollection of n physician that had treated him in his infancy. Sixth experiment A pieco of red hot iron was held close enough to him to communicate a slight sensation of heat. Ho dreamed that robbers had got into tho house, anil wcro forcing tlio inmates by putting their feot to tho flro, to re veal where tho monoy wa3. Tho idea of tlio robber suggostod that of Mmo. d'Abrantes, who, ho supposed, had taken him for her secretary, and in whoso memoirs ho had read somo ac counts of bandits. Suvonth experiment The word intra- fagaramua was pronounced in his ear. Ho understood nothing, and awoke witli tho recollection of a very vaguo dream. Tho word maman was next used many times. Ho dreamed of dif ferent subjects, but heard a sound liko tho humming of bees. Several days after, tho experiment was repeated with tho words .dzo)', Castor, Leonore. On awakening, ho recollected that ho had heard tho last two words, and had attributed them to ono of tho persons who had conversed with him in his dream. Eighth experiment A drop of water was allowed to fall on his forehead. Ho dreamed that ho was In Italy, that ho was very warm, aud that he was drink ing the wino of Orvieto. Ninth experiment A Hght.surround ed by a piece of red paper, was repeat edly placed beforo his eyes. Ho dream ed of n tempest and lightning, which suggested tho remembranco of a storm ho had encountered in tho English channel in going from Merlalx to Havre. Theso observations nro very instruct ivo, inasmuch as they show conclusive ly that 0110 very important class of tiur dre.ims is duo to our bodily sensation. Once a Week. The other day, says tho New Orleans Picx.yune, a very pretty bluo eyed co-quottlsh-Iooking creature mado her ap pearance at tho oflleo of tho Chief of Po lico nnd demanded nn intorviow. "In what can I oblige you, madam ?" inquired tlio polito official. "Aro you tho Chief, sir?" "I havo that honor." "Are you a married man ?" Now, tills is a question which modest bachelors find it dlfllcult to reply to, without blushing. Nevertheless, tho officer bravely answered in tho nega tive "I am fcorry for tills," continued tho lady, "for I desire to consult you on a dcliento subject." Tho Chief balanced himself, first on 0110 foot, and then on tho other, looking furtively tlio while at his visitor, and finally Inquired: "How delicato?" "Why, sir, my child has been stolen by Its degraded father, whoso nbtiso of mo has compelled mo to seek other pro tection. Unless you have been a mother you cannot understand my grief." Didn't "Bless" the Whiskey, A Kentucky lawyer on n circuit was ask ed to dino with tho Judge. At table, tho Judge, ns was his custom, nskod a blosslng, and shortly after took from tho sideboard a bottlo of old Bourbon, of which ho asked his friend to partake, partaking freely himself, ns Is nlso his custom. After dinner tho lawyer said "Judge, will you permit mo to ask you u question ?" . "O, certainly," replied the Judgo; "what Is It?" "I observed," replied tho lawyer, "that after you had asked a blessing, you set on tho bottlo. Now 1 wish to H3k. whether you are ashamed to ask a blessing on tlio liquor, or whether you thought it good enough without It?" Tho Judgo took tho easo uutler adviso incut. Chillicothe, Ohio, has an ordl nauco closing oven apothecaries' shops on Sunday, so that tho inhabitants must either bo taken sick early on Saturday night, or put off their Illness till Mon day morning, which is exceedingly in convenient for thoso who hivo much business to nttend to 011 week days. I hold it to bo 11 duty to bo llboral and generous oven to tho Illiberal and narrow minded. And it 6ecms to bo a pitiful thing for u man to aspire to bo truo, nnd speak tho truth, and then to complain In astonishment that truth has not crowns to give, but thorns. Rev. F. II". Robertson, HATJiS OF Ai)VHHTISIN. Ono square, (ton lines orlts equivalent In Non. parcll typo) ono or two Insertion1!, JI.50S threo Insertions, 13.00, Erics. Ik. One square.;.,.. .ji.5o 2, 3it. 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Wood asl 10s con vorts somo of tho solublo salts of water into insoluble, and throws them down as tt sediment, by which tho water remains moro pure. Why has rain water such nn unpleas nnt smell when It is collected In it rAlu tub or tank? Becauso it is impregnated with decomposed organic matters. Why docs water molt salt ? Because tho very mltiuto particles of water In sinuate themselves Into tho pores of tho salt by capillary attraction and forco tho crystals apart from each other. How does blowing hot foods mako them cool ? It causes tho air which lias been heated by tho food lo change rap idly, and givo placo to fresh, cool nlr. Why do ladles f.m themselves in hot weather? That tho fresh particles of ttir may bo brought in contact with their faco by tho action of tho fan, and its every fresh particle of air absorbs somo heat from tho skin, this constant change makes them cool. D'jes a fan cool tlio air? No; it makes llio air hotter by imparting to it tho heat of our faco, but cools our faces by transferring its heat to tho air. How Monkeys ame Cauuht. Tho following plan to catch monkeys boats tho old trick of pelting tlio samo ani mals with stones to mako them pick up cocoa nuts: Monkeys tiro such cunning croaturc3 that 0110 woul supposo thorn much more dlfllcult to catch than other animals. Pitfalls will take a lion, and tho fam ished monarch of tho forest will after a few days starvation, dart into tlio cago containing food, and thus bo secured. But how aro tho monkeys caught? Tho npo family resemblo man. Their vices nro human. They lovo liquor and fall. In Darfour Scnnarr, tho natives mako fermented beer of which tho monkeys aro passionately fond. Awnro of this tho natives go to tho parts of tho forest frequented by tho monkeys, and set on tho ground calabashes full of tho enti cing liquor. As soon as monkey sees and tastes it, ho utters loud cries of Joy that soon attract his comrades. Then an orgio begins, and in a Bhort timo tho beasts show all degrees of in toxication. Then tho negroes come. Tho drinkers aro too far gono to mis trust them but apparently tako them for a Inrgo species of their own genus. Tiio negroes tnko somo up, and theso immcdiatelybegin to weep nnd cover them with maudlin kisses. When a negro takes one by tho hand and leads him off, tho nearest monkey will cling to tho ono who thus finds a support.and endeavors to go off also. Another will grasp him, and so on, till tho negroes lead a staggering lino of ten or n dozen tipsy monkeys. When finally brought 10 t ho village they aro securely caged and gradually sober down, but for two or three days a gradually diminishing supply of liquor is given them, 60 ns to reconcile them by degrees to their cap tivity. A younci lady read in a paper that if two young ladies would each take tlie polo of it galvanic battery in onu hand, and then complctoio circuit by kUblng, tho sensation upon the lips ws-s exactly that of tho prtfcsuro of a mus tnche. Sho immediately communica ted tho factjfo a number of friends: n battery was. secured, and tho experi ment tried, and found to work lo n charm. A largo number of pocket bat teries have been oideicd, fo that hero nftcr when Indies meet and kiss, as is their custom, they can iliut their tyes nnd hilly enjoy tho satisfaction of feel ing a gentleman's lips pressed to theirs. Judcie K , of North Carolina, Is a great stickler for forms. Ono day n soldier, who had been battered consid erably In tho war, was brought in as a witness. Tho Judgo told him to hold tip ills right hand. "Can'tdoit,slr,"sald tho man. "Why not?" "Got a shot in that mm, sir," "Then hold up your left." Tho man fcuid that ho had got shot In that arm too. "Then," said tlio Judge, sternly, "you must hold up your leg. No man ever can bo sworn, sir, in this court, by law, unless ho holds up something." A speaker at a juvenilo picnic is said to havo delivered an address of which tho following is a Fnmplo: "You ought to bo very kind to your littlo sisters. I onco knew n bad boy who struck his sister a blow over tho eye. Although sho didn't fado nnd dlo In tlio summer time, when tlio Juno roses were blow ing, with sweet words of kindness on her pallid lips, sho rose tip nnd lilt him over the head with a rolling pin, to that ho couldn't go to school for over n month, on account of not being able to put 011 his hat." "Weke you in tho fight?" said an officer to an elderly negro on a steamer after taking a fort. "Had n littlo tasto of it Etih." "Stocd your ground, did you ?" "No snh, I runs." "Run nt tho flrsl fire, eh?" "Yes fah ; would hnb run 60oncrlf I'd known it was com In'." "Why, that Is not very cretlita blo to your courage." "Dat isn't my lino sah eooklu's my profcfsion," "Well, but havo you no regard for your reputation?" "Reputation's nuthiu' sido of life." "Do you couslder your llfo worth moro than other peoples'?" "It's worth moro to me, snh I" A i'ooh cnmcltited Irishman having called n physician in ids extremity, tho physician fprend a huge mustard plas ter nml nppllctl it to tho poor fellow, "Docther, dear," said Pat, "It ttrlkcs mo it is a dale of mustard for to little nmto."