$u $uhmMmx RATES OF ADVEBTlBlM.raa One siuaio,(ten lines orltn equivalent In Hon. parell t)pe) one or two Insertions, ll.Wt three Insertions, 12.00. BTACK. 1m. SM, 11,00 7,00 0,00 11,00 11,00 2000 40,00 8M. It. 18,00 110,00 9,00 16,00 IrUBMSHED EVERY Fit I DAY M0IIN1N0 One square. 13.60 Two squares...... 8,50 Three f qnarei 6.00 t3,00 6.00 itat totvMntAS hdildinq near tiik couut 7,00 0,00 12,00 12,00 18,00 29,00 30,00 00,00 uovai, oy CHARLES B. BROCKWAY, Four squares...... 7 uu 17,00 20,30 80,00 Quarter column., 10,00 Editor nml Proprietor, Halfcolumu....... 15,00 18,00 30,00 One column.-30,00 00,00 100,00 Iros-Iwo Dollars a Year, payntle la AiTinee, Executor's or Administrator's Kotlco, 13.00 Auditor's or.Asslgneo'a Notlco, 2XO. Local notices, twenty cents o line; hy the year ten cent. Cards lntho"BuslncsDlreclory" coluruu.l'-l.OO per year tor the nrsl two lines, and 11.00 for each additional line. OIHOULATION 3BOO. 10 Ull i'xiurj.iuw all description executed with neatness aud iiinfttrh nt reasonable ratcn. VOLUME IV ---NO, 20. BLOOMSBUHG, PA., FRIDAY, JULY 1, 1870. COL. DEM. - VOL. XXXIV NO. 1!). She Bloomsbnrg Directory. STOVES AND TINWARE. I pert block, Main st, went of Market. vl-n.3 irifOB MET7, dealer in stoves and tlnwaro CLOTHING, &C. UviP LOWENnERG, MerchantTallor, Main nWl.,nn.nhnvn A ,,, cl h ,1 llni.cn vl.njl nM MORRIS, Merchant Tailor and Agent lor ! the New Parliam Hewing Machine, corner of jiireanu uuiu oL,, wc .i..v. ..win. ..-.,.. DRUGS, CHEMICALS, &c. T. LUTZ, Druggist and Apothecary1, Moll. St.. below uiu rusfc uuicc. vi-m bOYER BROS., Druggists and Apothecaries, i Ilrower s uiucit num.. hi, vi-n.i CLOCKS, WATCHES, 40. . n B 1 tf 1 HI, .Innln.ln r.1nn.t.. 11... t. .... -...I , Jewelry. Main St.. Just below the American louse, vi-j Sims I1ERNHARD. Watch and Clock maker. renrsouiueasi corner mam anu iron bib.v.mj lENUYZUrPINGER, Wntchcs. Spectacles & jewelry 4c., Main Btreet near west St. v3-nl 5 nr: L let street, below Main. vi-ull n TIT.. 4 TIT. 11 '....,1. -...I Plnnln ..,.).,, ln. BOOTS AND SHOES. B, 5 street, Tear oiKobblni & Uycr's store, vlnH ivm 11ETZ. Hoot and Hbocmaker. Main St.. below liftrtman'sslore, west ot Alarkut. vll.J G jKNIlY KLEIM, Manufacturer and dealer in I JiOOlS Aim Diiuts, vnuvurivn, uiu., ittitiu mu'ui. tat liioomBuurrj, PROFESSIONAL. nil. il. V. 1 v l A.., oiiitjuvii acu Lin i, .1111111 i.. I abovo 1110 uouri IlUUItt', wmim kiH. WM. M. RUBER, Surgeon and Physician. Ithxcliango jjiock over v cuu-s uook sioro vn-u.3 in 1!. P. KINNEY. Surceon Dentlst.-Tceth UnTtrncted without naln: Main St.. nearly ou- KllU MHHCOpUl IwllUrCU. Yl'UiU IL 1KELEB. Attornev-at-Lnw. Olllcc. 2d i. floor In Exchange Block, near the "Exchange Intel." V3-ul O.BARKLEY, Attoruoy-at-Law. Office, 2d . floor In Exchange lllock. near the "Exchange Kiel." vt-u3 i n IrnL'pr vv if r, i.i.....ininH. , north kldo Main hU, below Mai ket. vlu 13 1., r. ll0, .11 AJ.t DUlntUU UllU I IIJ BIL'UIU. loath sldo Main street, below Market, vl-nlJ T. m, i vd . r r-. . ..... tm. 1-1.... C HUTTEll. M. D. Bun-eon and Physician L Market street, abovo Main. vl-nl3 B. RODISON, Attomey-at-Law, Ofllcellart L man's building, Main streit, v2-n'J0 iIILLINEUy & FANCY GOODS. l.opLosllo Episcopal Chuu-lt, Malnst, vlnli llSS ZA7.ZU1 BAItKLEY, Milliner, ltamsey i iiDiiuing Aiaiu sircci, ymiu 1ISS A. D. WKIID, Enncy Goods, Notions, 1 Books, ana Htationcry, jixinanEeuiocK.fliain Ectt. vl-n 13 klii M. DEItltlCKSON, Millinery and Fancy lUooUs.Maiusu, oeiow annuel. vi-nu V i:l.TKK Mlllliiprv nml Knliov Onnd8, 1 Main sireel ueiow aiarikei. vi-ui" 1ES. JULIA A. & HADE EAItKI.EY. Ladles' l clonus and jjrcBS l'Uliem. souiucasi corner uaanil west sis. vi-nu iHE MISHKH IIAltMAN Millinery and Fancy Idooas, Main bt., below Amerltau House, vlu 11 nOTELS AND SALOONS. SMEniCAN lintmu. bv John Eeacock. Main L&ireei.wcsiox irousireci. v.au Columbia hotel, by is. stoiiner, Main tiuoTe Louri jioubc. vln BHKS HOTEL, by T. Ilcnt. Tn.ln. i.n.1 . TlH I of Malu hlrcot. vl-lJ LEACOCK. Oyster and Eatlnesaloon. Amcrl l.'caa Housi.. MnlnsL.llaltzerLieacocksunellll. Went, vl-nt5 I'IDMYElt & JACOBY, Confectionery, nakery 9 and (IvRlpr Knlnrm. wlinlesnle and retail. Ex lance lllock. Main street. vl-n 13 BlIEnCIIANTS AND GROCERS. C. MAllIt. Dry floods and Notions. south' II est corner Main and Iron Hts. vl-n43 I E.SEESIIOLTZ. dealer in Lrv Goods. GlO' " rcrks. Boots, shoes. Ac. corner Main and tea streets. v3-n30 A. BEPlrT.rW. TXnnt. nml Rlirift i,lnre. hooks UnnUouery, Main bt., bolow Mulktt. v 1-U13 JACOBS, Confectionery, groceries etc., Main : t., below Iron vl-10 MENDFNTrAT.f. n,irl Kli.plcnrMi-lt'hull. UUeand Lu rater, corner of Main street and Rwlckroad. vl-n 11 I ... "T " t..., V-UIlltUllUllC'lJ UllU liniiVI,, pnoletalo und retail, Exchange Block, vl-nli KJX x Wl?lti r.....r....a ..... T..1...... C. HOWER.'Hats rnd Caps, Boots and Shoes. . Slain st above Court House. vl-uU I J. BItOWER, Dry Goods, Groceries, te., eor i.ner Malnst. and Couit House alley. vl-nU iOBBINS i EYER, dealer In Dry Goods, Gro- eic,, cor, maiu aim cciiiro bis. v. -ma K. Ofl'.TON, Groceries A Provisions, Main t btreet below Market. vl-nll K. EYER, Groceries and Oeueral Mcrchan kdle. Malnst., abovo West. yl-U I'KELVY, NEAL & CO., dealers In Dry Goods, f-iN. , cor. Matn and Market tts. vl-nui , H. MILLER A tON, dealer In Dry Goods, k, urocenes, uueensware, nour, can, nnoes, -uous, etc, Exchango Block, Main bt vl-ntl MISCELLANEOUS. 1 W1TMAN. Marble Works, onodoor below I. l'ost Offlco, Main Street. vl-nu BLOOMHIuinn LUMBER CO.. manufacturers v.ua ueaicrs in t.umueroi minimis; i-iuinni; I U scar the railroad. vluio j FOSTER.Glue Maker, and White and Fancy . .wuuer, rscuiiuwu. u. ! U.CIiniSTMAN. Saddle. Trunk A Harness. , uuKer, Slave's Block Alum rilreel. vauiu Il W, ItOBBlNH.llouor dealersecoud door from V nr.., h,. ao. (.,.. n,.l Imii nts vl.nll ' B. TlInT Wf A T An.An( f. .rimtnTl'll f'lllinnr ''Tubular Liii.htnir.il Rod. nllvll) ' J.THOHNTnw . Wnii I'nncr. Window Shades uu uziures, itupcri uiocu, iiiuiu si, ,,COiiELL, Furniture Rooms, tbreo story ilatn Street, west of Market si. viuu i , ItOSENBTOCK.l'botographer, over Rohblns v 4 Ejer's store, Main st. vl-U I B, KtlllN .IcnlA.l., 1eni Tnllnw. etc.. Chem' I'wua'.uiloy.rearof American House, vlnll H0IIV . 171, wnirnvr l rf mitt.tnl nml rn.li '."''"'urancocorapa'ultB.Biower's Build PS.aalnhtrcet. vl-uH JVOIl D1EKFENBACH, Bloom Factory. Or- I'.e ttomntlv filled. Best ereen Western brush . . iSIES OADMAN. rnlilrndmnlrpr and Chair. t . wiu5 iuain sireet uei. iron. -u.i HiH;!".Kal'ER, dealer In pianos, organs and P OltlOueijnH nt 11 W. rirr..ll'B rui-iillm,. rru.tno Vl-ni3 Sttb1;L.JACOBYrIaihTo and Brown Ston7 Last Bloombburg.BerwIck road, vl-ule i vt'''JtE.r!otary public, northeust corner !""uand Market st. vl-nlJ WiHB' ,c' I'l'urnltuie, tiuuks, ewler nw.v, uiur luu roriui iiuiej, V1-11U Orangovillo Directory, A A 13. W. COLEMAN, Merchant Tailors and . Gent's furnishing goods. Main Ht., next door to the llrlck Hotel, vl-u!7 I D. llEItltlNO A llUOTlIEn.Carpeulcrs and !V Builders, Main St., below l'luo. vl-nl7 BOWEIl & HF.IUtINO, dealer In Dry floods, Groceries. Lumber and tencrnl Merchandise Malnst. vl-nl7 BIltCK HOTEL and refi-esliment Saloon, hy ltohr M'llenry cor.of Jlaln nndl,lnost.,vl.nl7 nn- p, MKOAltnr.L.rhVRtcInn and Ru?cnn. Main St., next door to Good's Hotel, vl-n 17 kAVll) HEIIUINO, Flour and Orlst Mill, and U Dealer In grain, Mill Btrcot. vlu 17 TT It. AC. KELCHNER.lllacksmltiu.on Mill 11, D.ivui, uuur i luo. vl-nt7 L. EDWARDS, riiyslclan and Surgeon, Main sU,llrsl door abovo M'lleury's Hotel, v4n23 TAMES 13. nARMAN, Cabinet Maker J dortakcr. Main St., below 1'lnc. and Un vl-u M.1IA11MAN, Saddle and Harness maker. , Malnst., oppsllo Frairfo Church. villi II SCHUYLER A LOW, Iron founncrs. Machinists, and Mauufnctuiers of plows, Mill Bt, vl-nt MILKS A. WILLIAMS Aro,.Tanncrsand Man ill ufacturcrs of leather, MillHtrcct. vl-nl7 QAMUELSIIAHPLS,MakcroflheItayhnrst I Oram Cradlo. .Main HI, ILLIAM DELONO Hhoemakeratut mnmifnc- H tuicrof Hilck1MUlHt.,westofl'ino vlul'J Catawissa. P. HALLMAN, Merchant Tailor, Second St. Rohblns' Building. i) (Second Bt., below Alain. sr-v t T ir nminrvo Rnrgeon and ritystoJaii ILUERT A KLINE, dry goods, giocerics, and general merchandise, Main Street v2-nl2 JD. ICISTLKlt, "CatlHWIssa House," , Corner Main and Second Streets. Morlh v2nlK LKEILER, Blllard Saloon, Oystrri, and Ice . Cream In season MalnSt. 2nl2 MM. nROBST, dealer In General Merchandise . Dry Goods, Groceries &o, v2-nl8 QUSQUEIIANNA or nilek Hotel, S. Kcwteu O builder Pronrletor.south-east cornpi'Maln and becond Street. viuli; SI). UINARD, dealer In Stoves and Tin-ware, . Main Sliect, v2ul'2 yM. II. ABBOTT, Attorney at law. Main St. n Light Street. UP. OMAN A Co., Wheelwrights, first door , above School House. vluhl JOHN A. OMAN, Manufacturer and dealer In Boots and Shoes, vln 10 J J. LEIHER, M. D Surgeon and Physician. Olllc.nnt. Ipllrr'tt Ilnli't. v'iiiLT PETER ENT, dealer In Dry Goods Groceries, Hour. I'ced.Salt. Fish. Iron. Nails. etc. Main Btreet. vln45 RB. ENT, dealer In Stoves and Tin waro In all Its blanches. vlnlO Espy. EE. EEIGHARD.A HRO.,dealer In Dry Goods, Groceries, and general Merchandise. v2nll IMI'Y STEAM FLOUUINO iULLS.'C.S. Fowler, i Proprietor. vi'nlll f D. WEUKHEISER.IloolandShooStoroand manufactory. Shop on Main blieet op posite the Steam Mill, vtiul rn W. EDGAR, Susquehanna Planlug Mill and Box Muuiifuctory v2ull Buck Horn. M G.AW.H. jyilOKMAKHIt. dealers In dry , coods.crocerlcs and ueneral mcrubandlisc. Irst store lu south, end ot town. 'Julti Business Cards. M. L'VELLE, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Ashland, Schujlklll County l'u. M. 0. W. 5IILLKR, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Olllco Court llouso "Alley, below the f'oi.llM niAN Olllce. liounlles, Hack-Pay and Pensions conceive, jiioomiiiiiii'g l'u. Kep.iii i., TDOBERT F. CLARK, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Ofllcu Main Slioet hilow tho Court lloiibe. Illoomsburg I't nn'n, H. LITTLE, ATTORNEY AT IAW, Office l.'ourt-IIous.i Alley, below the Coi.um an Olllce, Bloomsbuig l'u. c. B. BROCKWAY, ATTORNEY AT LAW, lil.ooMSliunn, r.. its-OFi'iec Court llouso All.-v. In the Co- umiiiam Lulhllng. Janl,'C7. J. THORNTON 1 ll. Mould announce to Dice ltl'f iisnf Blooms' buTg and vicinity, that ho Imsjutt ueelved a lull nd completo assortment of WALL PArER, WINDOW SHAIinR, riXTTJUES, C'OniW, TAbSELM, and all other goods In his lino of business. All tho newest and most. appioved patterns of the day are always to bo found In his establishment. mar.5,'fj0-tr Main St. below .Market, J B. PURSEL, IIAllMJiM, MADDI.U, AMI TllUMv MANUFACTURER, and dealer In CARPET-BAGS, VALISES, FLY-NETS, nvri'ALo iioues, house-blankets Ac, which ho feels confident he can sell at lower rale than any other person lu the county. Ex- i.ii.iuu .ur uurHeiVf-8. nno in lliird door below tho Court House, Main t, Illoomsburg, Pa. Biree uov, 10,'07, P1 IJIPIiES, The unders!ano.t will f heerfiillv mall ifiiekHo all Mho wish It tho Recipe and full dliectlous or prcpiulntr and uslna u slmnle and llcautlllll Vegetable liulm, that will Immediately lemovo Tan, I'reckles, Pimples HiotcliiB, and all erup tions nnd Impurities of the bkiu.l caving the same boil, ciiur. etuuuwi uiiu ueuuiiiui. ducluu.by veryslmplemeuus.a luxuriant growth of Hair on a hahlhcador binooth lace lu less than lie AVlll n sosenu (F1IEK1 lnsirlirllnnn rnr nriv tinny ciaya uom uisiappiicaiion. The above can boohtalned hy icturu mall by nddiesslug 'IHOs.l'. CIIAPilAN, Chemist. i . u. iiox oie, ma uroauway, agw . oar. Aug. 0,'00-ly. rpHE SUBSCRIBER HEREBY J. gives nonce mat no still continues mo MANUFACTURE OF WHEELER'S PATENT RAILWAY CHAIN HORSE POWERS, nml In nf-nln in the field for tho Harvest of 1870. and Is prepared to turnlsh Farmers Willi the most reliable jiacuiues uiieicu iu iuu jiuu.u-. T nl. 1, nil, 1 nniTIlMVOFAIllM) JACKS, to at' tach to the rnd of nlour.horse Lever l'ower.to attach my Threshers to. 'lbrco horses will do the same umouutof thrfsiiingwllh ttusarrangO' mCUl,tuat lour will Willi uny ouivi iiuvsiivi, I am also Agent to sell WHEELER'S COM- 111,1.1' ililll.Hr.H UllU ..1..UH For further particulars or for tho purposo of ordering luaciuiti-n, auuii-n J, M.HULSHIZER, JolO'70-lm Light Htiiet, Col. Co., l'u, S25 THE FOLPOM IJIPRQVED Tweutv.Flvo Dollar Family "hewing t,,nl.l,.n 11.. .n,.n,..ct l.'i, kl. Ilun. MachlllO 111 tho Market. Beii(JiinnlinmT2fcin. Literal commission allowed, t orieruis uuu eueuiui.uu' d ress, A . H. 1 1 A v LT ON, G en , A gen I , No.7t C h e it liUlHt.,PhllBra. uprliKiui, Philadelphia Directory. JAGLE HOTEL. UU7 NORTIl TUIHD 8TBEKT, It. D. CUMMIN03, r&oPMKTOB. ESTABLISHED 1703. JOltDAN A BIlOTHElt, Wholcsalo a rocers, and Dealers In SALTrETltE AND BRIMSTONE. No 219 North Third St. Philadelphia. c. ii, noniss. w. b. Kisa. j. ii.se viikht. ORNE, KING & SEYBERT, No. 421 Market Street PHILADELPHIA. Orders filled promptly at lowest prices,. January 3, 1803. . JJ W. RANK'S CIQAll WAREHOUSE, No. HONorth ThlidSlreet, Between Cherry and Race, west side. Philadelphia. JRANK & STRETCH, (successors to I, II. waiter,) Importers and Dealers In UDEENSWAUE, CHINA, AND GLASS, No. 234 N. Third Street, Between Race and Vino Sis. l'llILADCLrlllA. casTi&Tcn, n'l Partners. 1. II. W.U..1.H. Special Partner. Jc2l'70-tl. I" 1U. KKPHEART, O with BARNES, BRO. & HERRON, HA1H, CAPS, STRAW GOODS A FURS, No. 503 Market Sireel, (Abovo Fifth,) rilLAii.l.rillA. JOHN STROUP & CO., Successors to Stroup A Brother, WHOLESALE DEALERS IN FISH. No. 21 Noith Wharves and 25 North Third St Philadelphia. JICHARDSON L. WRIGHT, JR. ATTORNEY AT LAW, NO. UH SOUTH SIXTH STREET. ritoi.ADEl.vlil . oct. 22,'C0-ly "ILLIAM FISHER WITH THOMAS O ARSON A 0. WHOLESALE DEALERS IN HOSIERY, MEN'S FURNISHING GOODS, LINENS A NOTIONS NO. IS KOHTII FOUUTII bTHEET Philadelphia. Juno 1,'CO-Om ",7'A1NWIlIGIIT & CO., WHULlZSALi; UHUCJSKS, N. E. Corner Second and Arch Streets, rHILADEU'lllA, Dealers In TEAS, SYltUPH, COFFEK, SUGAR, MOLAHSItS RICK, SriCES, Bt CAItll SODA, AC, JO. AST-Orders will reclvo prompt attention, may 10,07-tf. Hotels. L U M B I A HOTEL. 11 Y BERNARD STOHNEIt. Having latel purchased and fitted un file weu-iiuowu iiuuibon iioitii-ropcriy, located u rr.w noons above the cour.T house, nn thosamobidoof the street. In the town of Bloomsbuig; and having oblalued a license for the same as u HOTEL AND RESTARANT, Iho l'rnprlflor hasdetermined toglvelolliepeo ple vhltlug tho town on business or pleasure, A LITTLE MORE ROOM. His btabllug c.Imi Is extensive, and is titled up Input buggies nnd carriages In tho dry. He liromb.es iliul eseiy thins about his establish ment shall bo conduclcd In an orderly and law ful manner; and ho rcspccUully solicits nsharo of Iho public piilronnEC. m17'u7-tf IK KSPY HOTEL. rj&VY, COIUMItIA COUNTV, VA, Tlut nndtrivlgncd would inform the tiavelllnu public that ho lias taken tho nbovp named estab lishment nud thoroughly reutted the Kitme for tho perfect ronNentcneoof Ills quests. Ills larder will bo stocked ulth the beht tiio market nlTonhf, Tho choieost liquors, wtnea and cigarHUlwaya tu tin luiiuu iu iiiu ii ir, WILLIAM Piri'TlT. Apr.2.1,C9-tf Espy, l'u, JRICK HOTEL, UltANQEVIl.l.E, CuLUMBlAl'OllN'i r.PA. ROllR HI 'HENRY, Proprioior. This well known House, having been put In tLorough reiuilr, Is now open tu tho travelling public. The bar Is stocktd with the choicest liquors and clsars, und tho tablo will bo, at all lliiies.fcuimlh'tl with the delicacies of the season. No pains will he spared to Insure the comfort of glllbis. uraugcviiii', nee, iu. iy-ii. O R K 8 II O T K L, TJLOOMHBUltO. COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA. Tlia iinrii.rfit.nfil tins taken this well known House, lately-occupied by George W. Muuger, and has put It In thorough repair with entirely new lumiiure, ar, ticij rucuhuh mttw .... to the comfort and convenience of guests. The bar alwas s supplied with tho best ofliquors and Cigars. T. HEIST, TAYLOR niarH'TU-am. MON l'OUR IIOUSK RUPERT, PA. WILLIAM BUTLER, Proprietor, Tliln llmiRn linvlnoheen nut in thorough renalr is now open fir the reception of guests. No pains will bo spared to cnbiire the perfect com lottoftho trnelers. Tno Proprietor solicits a shnro of public palionage. The bar will bo stocked at all times with line Illinois and cigars. marii',u-ii. JgENTON HOTEL. W. F. PIATT, Proprietor, BENTON, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA. Tills well known Houo havlni; been nut in thorough repair Is now open for the reception of visitors. Nu pains havo been spared to ensure tho perfect comfort of guehis, The proprietor also runs n Btngo from the Hotel to Bionmsburg and Intermediate points on Tuesday, Thursday and baturday of cacliucck, lmnjU'70-tf JgOOTS AND SHOES. CEKTUE bTKEET, ADJOINING THE STOKE Ok' K0HUI.N3 A EVEIt. A lull and completo assortment of ready mado boots and shots for men, women aud children list received anu ior saio at rcasonauio rates, Varieties to suit ull classes uf customers. The bekt of -work done nt short notice, as heretofore. Uhohlmarall. (uprb'TlMf. rpiIE BEST AND CHEAPEST II A Y RAKE IN THE M A It K E X, NANUrACTURED AND I Oil SALE 11Y N. W. SAMPLE & CO., COLUMBIA IRON WORKS, BLOOM K BUHU, PA. CALL AND EXAMINE IT. Illoomsburg, Juno 10, lSTO-tf T O T I 0 E . a 11 ,i.r.ii. Ir mm I in. IheuiHtlies to ho Indebt ed to the Estate of Jacob Eyer, deceased, are i,Dw.i,i. nnHfir.,1 .Mtln their aeeountaat once. olhciHlso they will bo collected aceorillng to llioomtburi!, May 0, IKO-tf ' Administrator (poke Whoro Shall tho Baby's Dlmplo Bo P nr DB, HOLl.ANll. Over the cradlo n mother hung, Softly crooning n slumber song ; And theso were the slmplo Words sho sung All the ovcnlng longi "Check or chin, or knucklo or knee, Where shall tho baby'sdlraplo bo 7 Whero shall tho angel's finger lest When ho comes down to the baby's nest ? Whero shall the angers touch remain When ho awakens my babo again?" Still as sho bent and sang so low, A murmur Into her music broke; And sho paused to hoar, for sho could hut know The baby's angel spoko s 'Check or chin, knucklo or knee, Whero shall tho baby's dimple bo? Whero shall my finger fall and rest When I come down to the baby's nest? Where shall my flngor's touch remain When I awaken your babe again?" Silent tho mother sat, nnd dwelt Long In the sweet delay of cholco; And then by her baby's sldo sho knell. Audsang with a pleasant volco : Not on tho limb. Oh nngel doar I For tho charm with Its youth will disappear, Not on the check shall tho dimple be. For tho harboring amllo will tado And flee; But touch thou the chin with an Impress deon, And my baby the angel's seal shall keep." rHistcllnncouB. EEMARKABLE DEEAM. Marie lectin's ThrUlina Adventure, ami Long lalk with a Hpool: from the Old Graveyard in 1'inc Street There op. pears to la more Truth than Poetry in the Conversation II is hoped the Jtmous "Tiirtu-onc" will not be Alarmed. . When that versatile gonitis, Mark Twain was In this city last winter ho was forcibly struck with tho wretched appcarauco of tho dilapidated old grave yard on Pino street, which is becoming an oyesoro to ovcrybody. It made such an impression on his mind that ho had a singular dream, which ho relates in tho Buffalo JZzpress as follows : Tho tirao of ui;rht appeared to bo 12 or 1 o'clock, and I imagined that I was sitting on a uoor stop in Pino street, Wil liamsport, Pa., a short distance abovo tho railroad. There was no human sound in tho air, not oven , footstep Thcro was no sound of any kind to cm phaslzc tho dead stillness, except tho occasional hollow barking of a dog In tho distanco and a fainter nnswer of a further dog. Presently down tho street I heard a bony duck-clacking, and guessed it was tho tho castanets of a serenading party. In a minute more a tall skeleton, hooded and half-clad in a tattered and mouldy shroud whoso s hrcds wcro Happing about tho ribby iattlco-work of lis person, swung by mo with a stalely stride, nml illsuii pcarcd in tho gray gloom of.tho star. light. It had a broken and worm-eaten eoflln on its shoulder and something in its hand. I knew what tho clacking was, then it was this parly's joints working together, and his elbows knocking against his sides as ho walked. I may say I was surprised. Beforo I could collect my thought's and enter tip on any speculations as to what tins tip pari lion might portend, I heard anoth or ono coming for I recognized liis clack-clack. Ho had two-thirds of u cohin on his shoulder, and somo foot and head-boards under his arm. I mightily wanted to peer under his hood and speak lo him, but when ho turned and smiled upon me witn ins cavernous sockets and his projecting grin as ho went by, I thought I would not detain him. Ho was hardly gono when I heard tho clacking again, and another ono is sued from tho shadowy half-light. This ono was bending under n heavy gravo stone, antl dragging a shabby collln af ter him by a string. When ho got to mo ho givo mo a steady look for a. mo merit or two, and then rounded to and backed up to mo, saying "Easo this down for a fellow, will ynti I oastd the giavo stone down till It restctl on tho ground, and in doing so n otlcctl that It boro tho nanio of "John Baxter Copmnnhurst," with "IMay, 1S3!) .' as thu date of his death. The deceased sat wearily down by mo and wiped his os froutis with ills major maxillary chielly from former habit I judge, for I could not see that ho brought away any perspiration. "It Is too bad, too bad," said ho.draW' Ing tho remnant of his shroud about him and leaning his jaw pensively on his hand! Then ho put his left foot up on his kneo and fell to scratching his anklo bono absently with a rusty nail which ho got out of his eoflln. "What Is too badjrlcnd ?" "Oh. everything, ovcrythlng. I al most wish Inovcr had died." "You eurprlso mo. Why do you say this? Has nnythlnggono wrong'.' What Is tho matter ?' "Matter ! Look at this shroud rags, Look at this gravestone, all battered up, Look at that disgraceful old eoflln. All a man's property going to ruin nnd de struction beforo his eyes and ask him If auvthlng is wrong? Eire mid brim- stono!" "Calm .yourself, calm yourself," I said. "It Is too bad It Is certainly too bad, but then I had not supposed that you would much mind stich mattors, situated as you are." "Well, my dear sir, I. Jo mind thom. My prldo Is hurt and my comfort Is Im paired destroyed, I might say. I will stato my case I will put It to you lu such a way that you can comprehend II, If you will let me," said tho poor skeleton, tilting tho hood of his shroud back, as If ho wero clearing for action, and thus unconsciously giving himself ajaunty aud festive nir very much at variance with tho gravo character of his position in llfo-so to spcak-and In prominent contrast with his distressful mood. "Proceed " said I. "I reside in tho shameful old gravo yard n block or two below you hero, In this street, nenrlv oimosito the church, Thero. now. I lustoxpectod that cartll- ego would let go ! Third rib from thu bottom, friend, hitch tlio end of it to inysplno with a string if you havo got such a thing about you, though a bit of silver wlro Is much ploasanlor, nnd mora t.urdblo and becoming, if ono keep's it polished to think of shredding out and going to pieces in this way, Just on account of tho Indlireronco aud neg lect of ono's posterity 1" and tho poor ghost grated his tcclh In a way that gavo mo a wrench and a shiver for tho effect Is mightily Increased by tho nb; sonwyjf miillltiig llosh nnd cuticle. "I rcsldo In that old gravo yard, aud havo for tnesa iiurty years; and 1 tell you things are changed siuco I first laid this old tired framo there, and turned over and stretched out for n long sleep, with .1 delicious senso upon mo of being dono with bother, nnd grief, nnd anxiety, and doubt and fear, forever and over, and listening with comforlablo and In creasing satisfaction to tho soxtouM work, from tho startling clatter of his llrst spadeful on my collln till it dulled away to tho faint pattering that shaped tho roof of my now homo delicious ? My l I wish you could try It to-night l" and out of my roverlo deceased fetched mo with a rattling slap with a bony innd "Yes, sir, thirty years ago I laid mo down there, and wivj happy. For It w.TSotit In the country, then -out in tho breezy, flowery, grand old woods, aud Iho lazy winds gossiped with tho leaves, and tlio scmlrrels capered over us and around us, and tho creeping thing3 visited us, and thu birds lllled tho tranquil spliliido with inuslu. Ah, it was worth ten years of a man's life to bo dead then ! Everything was pleasant. I was in a good neighborhood for all tho dead peoplo that lived near mo belonged to tho best families in tho city. Our posterity appeared to thinl; tho world of us. They kept our graves in tho very best condition; tho fences wcro always in faultless repair, head boards wcro kept painted or white washed, aud wcro replaced witli new ones as soon as they began to look rusty or decayed; monuments wcro kept up right, railings intact and bright, tho roso bushes and thoshrubbery tiimined, trained nnd frco from blemish, tho walks clean and smooth and graveled. But that tlay has passed. Our descend ants havo forgotten xn. My grandson lives in a stately mansion built with money matlo by theso old hands of iiilno and I sleep In a neglected gravo with Invading vermin that gnaw my shroud to build them nests withal! L and friends that lio with mo founded and secured tho prosperity of this flno city, nnd tho stately bantling of our loves loaves us to rot in a dilapidated com etery which neighbors etirso and straiv gers Fcolf at. Sco tho difl'erenco be twocn tho old time anil tins for in stance : Our graves aro all caved in now; our head -boards have rotledaway and tumbled down; our railings reel this way antl (lint, with ono fool in ill air, after a fashion of unseemly levily; our monuments lean wearily and our gravestones bow their heads discour aged; thcro bo no adornments any more, no roses, no shrulH.uor graveled walks, nor anything that is a comfort to tho eye, nnd even tho palntloss old board fenco that did mitko a show of lolding us sacred irom companionship with beasts and the defilement of heed less feet, has tottered till it over hangs tho street, nnd only advertises tho presence of our dismal resting placo and invites yet moro derision to it. And now wo cannot hide our poverty and tatters In the friendly woods, for thu city has stretched its withering arms abroad and taken us in, and all that re mains of tho cheer of our old homes is tho cluster of lugubrious foreit trees that stand, bored and weary of city life, with their feet in our colli iw, look ing into thu hazy distance and not wMi- ing thoy were then'. 1 tell you It is disgraceful ! You begin to comprehend you begin to seo how It Is. While our descendants aro living sumptuously on our money right around us iu tho city, wo havo to light hard to keep skull and bones to gether. Illcss you there, isn't a grave in our cemetery that doesn't leak not ono. Kvery tlmo it rains in uiu nigui wo havo to climb out aud roost on the trees anil sometimes wo aro wakened suddenly hy the chilly water trickling down Iho b.iek of our necks. Then I tell you there is a general heaving ii of old graves anil kicking over of old monuments, and scampering of old skeletons for tho trees ! Bless me, if you had gono along thero somo nights after twolvo you might, havo seen as many its' fifteen of us rooitlng on ono limb, with our Joints rattjlng, drearily and tho wind wheezing through our ribs! Many a timo wo havo perched thero for threo or four dreary hours nnd then como down, stiff nnd chilled through and drawsy.and borrowed each other's skulls to ball out our graves with If you will glance up In my mouth, now as I tilt my head back, you can sco that my hcad-plcco Is half full of old dry sediment how top-heavy and stupid it makes mo sometimes! Yos, sir, many n timo If you had hap pened to comw along just beforo tho dawn you'll havo caught us balling out tho graves and hanging our bhrouils on tho fenco to dry. Why, I had an ele- gant shroud stolon from thero ono mor nlng think a party by tho namo of Smith took It, that resides in a pleblau gravo-yard over yonder I think so bo- causo tho first tlmo I oversaw him ho hadn't anything on but it check shirt, and tho last tlmo I saw him ho was at a social gathering In tho now cemetery, ho was tlio best dressed corpso In tho company and It is n significant fact that ho loft when ho saw inc; und proj- cntly nn old woman from hero missed hercolUn sho generally took It with iter when sho went nnywhere, bceauso suo was iiauio to iukocoiu anu urwg on tho spasmodic rheumatism, that oriel- nally killed her, if sho exposed herself to tlio night air much. Sho was mimed 1 you might know her? Sho Jias two upper front teeth, Is tall, hut a gooil deal Inclined to stoop, ono rib on tho loft sldo gone; has ono sliroil of rusty hair hanging down from tho loft sldo of her head, nud ono llttlo tuft Just abovo and a llttlo forward of her right ear, has her under Jaw wired on I ono sldo whero It had worked I00.10, small bono of left forearm gono lost In fight has it kind of swagger In her gait und a 'galltis' way of going with her anus akimbo and her nostrils In tho air has been protty freo and easy, and Is all damaged and battered up till sho looks llko a queenswaro crate In ru nsmay bo you havo met her?" "God forbid !" I involuntarily ejacu lated, for somehow I was not looking for that form of question, and It caught mo a llltlooff my guard. But I hast ened to make amends for my rudeness and say: "I simply meant I had not had tho honor for I would not delib erately speak discourteously of n friend of yours, ou woro saying that you woro robbed and It was a sliamo too but It appears by what is left of tho shroud you havo on, that It was a costly ono In Its day. How did" A most ghastly expression began to develop among tho decayed features, and shriveled Integuments of my guest's face, nud I was beginning to grow uneasy nnd distressed, when ho told mo ho was only working up a deep sly smile, with a wink in it, to suggest that about tho timo ho acquired his present garment, a ghost in a neighbor' ing cemetery missed one. This rcas sured me, hut I begged him to conduo himself lo speech, thenceforth, bceauso his -facial expression was uncertain Even with tho most claborato caro it was liablo to miss fire. Smllingshould especially bo avoided. What ha might lonestly consider a shining success was likely to strike mo in a very different light. I saiil 1 liked to sco ti skeleton cheerful, even decorously playful, but I did not think smiling wns a skeleton's best hold. "Yes, friend," said tho poor skeleton, "Iho fads arejust ns I havo given them to you. Two of these old graveyards- tho ono that I rcsldo In and ono further along havo been deliberately neglect ed by our descendants of to-day until thero is no occupying tlrem any longer. Asldo from tho osteological discomfort of It and that is no light matter this rainy weather tho present stato of things is ruinous to property. Wo havo got to movo or bo content to seo our effects wasted away and utterly des troyetl. Now you will hardly bclievo it, but it is true, nevertheless, that thcro isn't a slnglo collln In good repair among all my acquaintance now this is an absoluto fact. I do not refer to people who como in a pino box mount cd on an express wagon, but l am talk ing about your high-toned silver mounted burlal-caac, monumental sort. that travel under plumes at tho head of a proce.-sion, and havo choice of cemo tery lots 1 mean folks like the. and tho 's and 's and such They aro all about ruined. Tho most Hib.ilanlial peoplo in our set, they woro. And now look at them -utterly moil up ami iovorly-lricl.eii. Ono of tho s actually traded lu-, monu ment to a Into bar-keeper for some fresh shavings to put under his head. I tell you it speaks volumes, for thcro is nothing a corpse takes so much pride in as his monument. Hu loves to read tho inscription. Ho comes alter a whilo lo bclievo wh it it says, hlmself.aiid then you may seo hlin sitting on tho fence night nfternight enjoying it. Epitaphs are cheap, and they do a poor chap 11 world of good after he is dead, espec ially if ho had hard luck while ho was alive. I wish they were used more. Now I don't complain, but confiden tially, I do think it was a llttlo shabby In my de-cendants lo gh'c 1110 nothing but this old slab of a gravestone and all the nnro thulthcio iu't a compli ment on il. It U'-ed to havo "(.'ONE TO HIS .IfST I'.KWARI)" on it, and I was proud when first saw It, but by anil by I noticed that when ever an old friend of milio cauio along ho would hook his chin on tho railing and pull a long face anil read along down till ho en mo to that, and then ho would chuckle to himself and walk off looking satisfied and comfortable. So I fcratchtd It oil' to get rid or thono fools. But a dead man always takes a deal of prldo Iu his monument. Yon der goes a half 11 dozen of Iho s now, with the family monument along. And and somo hired spectress went by with his a whilo ago. Hello, -jgood-by old Irlends! That's died hi ' II belongs to our set iu tho cemetery flno old family great-grandmother was nn Injun I am on tho most famil iar terms with him ho didn't hear mo was tho reason ho didn't answer mo. And I am sorry, too, bceauso I would havo liked to introduce you. You would "admlro him. Ho Is tho most dis jointed, sway-backed and gcnorally dis torted old skeleton you oversaw, but ho Is full of fun. When ho laughs It sounds llko rasping two stones together and ho always starts it off with a cheery screeti'h llko raking a nail ncross a window-pane. Hey, -! That is old shroud cost four hundred dollars entlro trousseau, including monument, twenty-seven hundred. nils was In tlio spring 01 '(i. it was enormous stylo for those dyw. Dead people came all (ho way from Iho Alio- ghenles to. -co his things tho parly that occupied tho gravo next to initio ro members it well. Now do you seo that Individual going along with 11 plcco of a head board under his arm, ono log bono below his kneo gone, and uot a thing lit the world on ! That is ami next to , ho was tho most sumptuously outfitted person that over entered our cemetery. Wo nrenll leav ing. Wo cannot tolcrato tho treatment wo aro receiving nt tho hands of our descendants. They open now ceme teries, but they leavo us to our igno miny. Thoy mend tho strcots, but thoy never mend anything that is about us or belongs to us. Look at Hint collln of nUtio yet I tell you In Its day It was a plcco of ftirulliiro that would havo attracted attention in any draw lng-rooni In this city. You may havo It if you wautlt I can't afford to ro pair It, Put a now bottom in her, and part of a new top, nud a bit of frosh lining along tho left side, and you'll find her about as comfortable ns any ro eoptaclo of her species you ever tried No thanks no, don't mention It you vhavo been civil (0 ma and I would glvo ou nil tho property I havo got, beforo I t . i nn, . . .. i r,. i -vr.t, it, t. I would scorn ungrateful. Now this winding-sheet is a kind of a sweet thing in lis way, If you would llko to . NoV Wcll,Ju3t as you say, but I wished to bo fair nnd liberal thero's nothing mean about me. Good-bye, friend, I must ho going. I may havo n good way to go to-nlglit don't know. I only know ono thing for certain, and that Is, that I am on thpemlgranl trail, now, and I'll never sleep lu that crazy old cometcry again, I will travel till I llnd respectnblo quarters, If I havo lo hoof It to Now Jersey. All tho boys aro going. Jt was ueciucti in public conclave, last night, to emigrate, and by tho tlmo tho sun rises thero won't bo iv bono left in our old habitations. Such cemeteries may suit my surviving friends but they do not suit tho remains that havo tho honoj- to mako theso ro marks. My opinion Is tho general opinion. If you doubt it, go nnd seo how tho departing ghosts upset things beforo they started. They wcro almost riotous in their demonstrations of dis taste. Hello, hero aro somo of the , and If you will.givo mo n lift with this tombstono I guess I will join company and Jog along with them mighty respectable old family, the , and used to always como out In six horse hearses, and all that sort of thing fifty years ago when I walked theso streets in daylight. Good bye friend." And witli ids gravestone on his shoul der Iiojolned tlio grisly procession, drag' glng his damaged collln after him, for notwithstanding ho pressed it upon mo so earnestly, I utterly refused his hos pitality. I suppose for as much as two hours theso sad outcasts went clacking by, laden with tiieir dismal effects, and all that timo I sat pitying them. Ono or two of tlio youngest and least dllap idaled among them inquired nbout midnight trains on tho railways, but the rest seemed unacquainted with that modo of travel, aud merely asked about common public roads to various towns and cities, some of which nro not on the map now, and vanished from It aud from the earth as much as thirty years ago, und some few of them never Jiad existed any whero but on maps, and privato ones iu real estate agencies at that. And they asked about tho condi tion of the cemeteries in these town3 and cities, antl about tho reputation the citizens borons to roverencoforthodead. This whole matter Interested mo docply, mid likowiso compelled my sympathy for these homelessonos. Aud it nil seeming real, and I not knowing il was a dream, I mentioned to ono shrouded wanderer an idea that had entered my head to publish an account o f this curious and very sorrowful exo dus, but said also that I could not des cribe it truthfully, and Just as It occur red, without seeming to triilo witli a gravo subject, and exhibit un Irrever ence for tho dead that would shock and distress their surviving friends. But tliis bland and stately remnant of a former citizen leaned him far over my gate, and whispered in my ear, and said : "Do ml let that disturb you. The community that can stand such grave yards as those we are emigrating from can stand anything a body can say about the neglected ami forsaken dead that lie in them." At that very moment a cock crowed, and the wlerd procession vanished and left not a shred or a bono behind. I woko, and found myself lying with my iieau outoi me bed aud "sagging" downward considerably a position fttvorablo to dreaming dreams with morals In them, mnybe,but not poetry. Mark Twain. An Expensive Curiosity. One of tho saddest things that overcame under my notice (said tho bunker's clerk,) was thcro in Coming, during tho war. Dan Murphy onlislcd ns a privato, and fought very bravely. Tho boys all lik ed him, and when a wound by and by weakened him down till carrying a musket was loo heavy work for him, they clubbed together and fixed him up as a sutler. Ho made money then and sent it always lo his wlfo to bank for him. Sho was a washer and Ironer, aud know enough by hard experience to keop money when sho got It. She didn't waslo 11 penny. On tlio contrary sho begaii'to got mibcrly as her bank account grew. Sho grieved to part with a cent, poor creature, for twico In her hard working life sho had known what it was to bo hungry, cold, friend less, sick, and without a dollar in tho world, and sho had a haunting dread of suffering bo again. Well, nt last Dan died," and tho boys In testimony of their esteom and respect for him, telo graphed to Mrs. Murphy to know if iho would like to have him embalmed and sent home, when you know tho usual custom was lo dump a poor dovll like him into a shallow hole, and then in form Ids friends what had becomo of him. Mrs. Murphy Jumped to tho con clusion that It would only cost two or thrco dollars to embalm her dead bus band.so sho telegraphed "Yes." It was at tho "wake" that tho bill arrived and was presented to the widow. Sho utter ed a wild, sad wall that pierced every heart. "Sivlnty foivo dollars for stuf fin' Dan, blister their sowls ! Did thlm dlvlls think I wns goln' to start a mus eum that I would bo dnlln' in such ex plnslvocuriassltles!'' Tlio banker's clerk said thero was not a dry eyo In tho house ie Galaxg, Over tho fire-place, lu a quaint old mansion, erected nearly t) hundred years ago In Mamaroucck, tho follow ing inscription is carved In stono. If tho It mt, put: If tho It . putting : Tho present occupant of tho mansion, Hans Van Hamburg, was for a long tlmo at a loss to decipher Its meaning. Tho matter was brought beforo a num ber of aullquarians,and finally referred to tho Tautog Club, when tho following, and probably correct, solution was giv en by tho (Edlpus of that famous fra ternity : If tlio grato bo empty, put coal on : If tho great bo full, stop . puttiiig coal on : Taking A Baby's Cradlo Tor Rent mi,. Tho Consequences. An Irishwoman has recently been tried In tho north of England for tho homicide of a deputy sheriff. Tho offi cer entered 1110 liouso to distrain ror rent which had not been paid, nnd find ing nothing clsoof valuo, said ho must havo tho cradlo In which tho baby was sleeping. Tho woman naturally refu sed to let him take It. Ho insisted, ami tho altercation between them, thus bo gun, wasbrought to a climax by tho bailiff, who turned tho baby out ot tuo cradlo,whlch ho passed to an under-ball- lffslanding at tho door. Tho exasperated mother seized tho offenslvo weapon at hand, which was, as It happened, a rolling-pin. With this sho struck tho officer two heavy blows on tho head, and as ho retreated, sho flung an earth enwaro jug athlm. This was broken to pieces over his head. From tho oiiect-soi injuries thus recolvod, tho bailiff died after an illncs3 of six days. Tho poor woman was arrested, mod nnd found 'guilty of homlcldo by tho jury, with a recommendation to mercy, tiio juugo heartily acted on tho recommendation and discharged tho woman to keep the peaco. In tho courso of tho trial, tho court said, "that tho distraint of tho cradlo was qulto illegal, and being so, tho woman used no moro forco than was necessary to resist it; a balllffmight as well distrain a shirt upon a person's back, as a cradlo with a child in it. Even a horso upon whicli a man Is rid ing cannot legally bo distrained, much less a baby's cradlo in which the baby lay." Last Thursday a boy on a farm near Norristown lay down in a field and went to sleep. When ho awoko there was a certain numbness In his leg which surprised him somowhat. Upon casting his eyo along tho afflicted mem ber ho was surprised to observo that a gigantic black suako had succeeded in swallowing his big toe, and was pro paring to disposo of tho entiro boy in tlio same manner. Now, what wo want to call tho attention of tho society for tho Provcntlon of Cruelly to ani mals to, is this: Instead of lying still and encouraging tho snako la Its efforts to satisfy its natural cravings, this de praved and degraded outcast of a boy jerked out his too and climbed sudden ly over the fence. Tho suffering loptllo was left there; not only discouraged by tho loss of its frugal meal, but sick at its stomach, aud mortified at tho boy's outrageous conduct. How long aro theso gross outragesagamst unoffending dumb animals to bo permitted to go unavenged V Will not tho fair women whoso tender humanity organized the dog-hospital,gush for thoserpent of tho field ? Who will bo tho first to movo for tho erection of an asylum for tho persecuted puff-adders and an infirmary fur tho oppressed cobra-di-capello? An Open Bar in a Cornfield. Hero is a California story, told to illus trate tho cunning of the crows in that region: A hired man on tho Napa farm was detailed to keep watch on tho corn field, and not let tho black marauders iuvado the premises; but, llko many other men In a similar situation, ho tried to plan a method whereby so much labor would not havo to be per formed. So ho hit upon tho plan of soaking tomo corn in whisky and placing it in tho field so that tho crows would surely get drunk, aud then ho thought ho would havo a suro thing on them and could kill them easily. Ho had tried to shoot them with nshot gun, but crows can smell powder a long way. After soaking some corn overnight, ho put a bountiful supply In tho field tho next morning, and in about two or threo hours ho went out to seo how things wero progressing, nnd mark you what follows: Ono of tho crows, a llttlo larger than tho rest, had taken posses sion of almnstall thccorn.aud had built himself a bar out of clods of earth, and was retailing tho whiskey-soaked corn to tho other crows, charging them three grains of sprouted corn for ono of soak ed grain. Our hired man had not tho heart to kill any of tho creatures that seemed In their action so likomankind. A riiYsicrAN exaniiniiigastudent ns to his progress, asked him, "should a man fall into a well forly foot deop.and etriko his head against ono of tho tools with which 'ho had been digging, what would havo been your courso if called in asn surgeon?" Tho student replied, "I should adviso them to let tho man lie and fill up tho well." ' 'When 1 am in a crowded car,"sald a malo advocate of womau's rights, "and a woman comes in, I think it Is tho dutyof somo man to get up aud give her his seat. I look around tho car to sec if nny man in tlio car looks llko making a movo in that direction, and when I seo them ull keep their scats, I hide my faco behind my news paper, and blush for my sex." A little girl was very fond of preaching to her dolls. Her mother heaid her ouo day reprovlug ono of them for being bo wicked. "Oh I you naughty, sinful child," said sho, shak ing tho waxen limbs, "you'll go to tho lako of brimstone, nnd you won't burn up you'lljust sizzle." A little four-year-old child told Ills father ho was a lool, On being reprl mnnded by his mother, and required to say ho was sorry, ho toddled up to tho Insulted parent and exclaimed, "Papa I'm sorry you'so a fool," Tom Hood died composing and Unit too, a humorous poem. Ho Is said to havo remarked that ho was dying out of charity for tho undertaker, who wished to urn a lively Hood. A man- is said to bo absent-mimlol when ho thinks he has left his watch til homo and tukes it out of his pocket to seo if ho has got tlmo to return home to f"' Wiie-v women como to sit in thejury box poaslbly iufants may get to bo crl ors lu court.
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