LsIIED EVERY FIUDAY MOHKINO IcOMrMDiAK 1IUILMKO KAn TUB OOUltT Iarles b. brockway, UUIlur mum -j-- two Dollars a Ye&r. payable In Advance. hBOTJIiATION SBOO. .TriTl PRINTING Lcrlptlons executed with neatness nml lllpHlCll lit HWUiinum ........ loomsburg Directory. troVKS AND TINWARE. utTI'KKT, denier In Btoven Allnwnro.Uu It bloclt.iioln nt. west of Mnrket. Vlnl3 tt Min iloalor In stoves nml tlnwnro CLOTHING, Ac! h I nWKNlllinO. McrchantTiillnr. Mnln lil iloor ttbovo Ainerlcnn House, v Mi I.I f'ow Perhnm Sowing Machine, corner of mil Main St., over Miller's More. v3-n.1.i DRUGS, CHEMICALS, AO. liT1"7 ni.iwmlDtan.1 An..l1inAnM. ftt..l.. .. H lUtOfl.. Drnnlitt nml Apothecaries, fcrr's block Main nt. vMH-J DLOOKS, WATCHES, AO. fAV AKin. ut-uiur in i.iui-Kii, wiuciiet nml plrv. Mnlii st,. Just below tlio Anierlrnn I VI-1.I rilllnNHAHl). Watch nml Clock mnkcr. Koutlieast corner Main nuil Iron nlx.vl-13 Iry c JlalnBtrcefheiir west St. V3 ill ItHUAUT, Watch una Cock ilnkcr.Slnr. street, below Mnln. vl-ntJ BOOTS AND SHOES. ILLUDEIL, Mrtnuructurcr niul ilcnler In lnml SIu , Mom street, "l1!'""!!" Ktils lurch. illlOWN, Hoot nml hhocmnliir, Jlnln cl, opposlto the Oouit llonte. vMiKl lllETZ.lloot und rihocmukcr, iluln slT, r llartmnn's store, west of Mnrket. vl-t 1 IV KLKIA1, Munufncturer nnd ilenler in poitmburg. . iiuu oiioes, uroccricK, etc., Alain htreet, vi.nt.i ritOPKSSIONAIj. I n linwrn r..i ... e Hie Court llouse ' 1-ni.l Mil. itt. lu.lilill. Hiirizeon nml riiyslclun, bngclllockovcr Wibb'sbookstoro v:i-nlji Lt KINNEY , Rurgcon UeutW. Teeth ted without rnln: Slnln kt.. nr-ni-H- Iplscopul Chu rch, vl-hlG iJlCELEtl. Attnmcy.nt-t.nw, Olllce, i!d ... UAlllUi.GU J.I(ll.iV, 1IU( 11U J',.I'III1IU Vil-lli AUKI.KY, Attniiiey.nt-I,nw. Olllce, 2d Kin j.Auiiiiittiu uiui-n, iJeiiruiu-'j'.xctinilKO Vl-UJ kKKLV Y.M. 1)., Surgeon nml fhyslclllll, biuu .uuiu ni., ueiow iiinntei. Vllllii Ei stdo Mnln street, below .Mnrket. vl-nl.'l luTTEIt, M. 1). Hurgeon nnd Physician kct street, ubovo Main, vl-im B11ISON. Attornev.nt.Ijiu. nnir-n Tlnrl. I'b building, Mnln street. v2-n20 liINEUY A FANCY GOODS. hUlMAN, Millinery nml runey Oooils. muw jiuoi-ujiai iiuren, iviniu si, Vl-nij LIZZIE IIAni:t,EY. Milliner, llniiiunv ling Main street, vl-nii ,, 1. WKBK, Enney Ooodn, Notions, , nuil Hlullonery, Eichuiigoliloek, Mnln V1-UI3 I. DEUUICKSON, Millinery nnd Enncy H.Mulnst,, opposite Uourt llouso. vl-uil 1. KLINE. Mllllnerv nnd Fimcv (JnoiU. I street below Market. vt-nlu DMA A. A BADE ilAUKJ.EY, IJllllcs banuuruss l'niicin.., soutiieast corner I West Ms. vl-nU T IIS8ES HAltMAN Millinery and Ennc: ncy nil Miam si ueiow Ainerlcnn House, vl lOTELS AND SALOONS. CAN IfOUSlO, by Jolin reacock, Main llUA IIOTKL, by H. Htnhner, Wnln ht.. vuui v iiuiiHi', VJUiJ INQK IIOTKL, ly Koouk A Clark, Main .Vishnu mu Luuii uoiiht!. vi'UM IUOTKIj, by Clco, W, Miutger, enst end COCK. Ovhierund I jUlnut-aloon. Amerl- Roufse, Main ht., lialtzt r Leacock superln- Vi-U 1J &CLAItIC, Helreblmieiit Buloou, Kx pe Hotel. vl-n 4 U. JltUll 1 .VtHIII'VllllliriJ , uiini i j piybter Kaloon, wnoletnloond u-tnll. IIx- woctf, iiaiu hircei. vi-ni bCIIANTS AND GItOCEBS. lAItlt. Drv Goods nnd Notions, south- (corner Mnln und Ironists. vl-nW Wt HootB, rj'Iioes, &c. corner Mnlii nml lets. va-uW ECKIiEY, Boot and Khoe slorr, books nttoncry, Mnln st,, bolow Market, vl-nll 3BS. Confectionery, uroeerles etc.. Main below Iron vl-lll DENlIAIjI.. General Htnck of Mirclmn- land Lumber, corner of Inln street nnd 1UUU, 1111 1 . WEI11I, Confectionery nnd llnkery, esale una retull, Exchaugo Illock. vl-ull OWEII. lints snd Cnns. Hoots nnd Hhoes. In St., nbovo Couit House. vl-nl.t ROWEH, Dry Goodf, Giocifles, etc., cor- nuiusi. uuu court, jiounu luiey, vi-lli.1 pH KYEIt. ilenler In Dry Goods, Oro- k eic., cor.,jnuin uuu if uiru sis. viiu I1HTON, Groceries & Provisions, Mnln t below Market, vl-uil i'KU, Groceries nnd Genernl Merehnu Maln st above West. vl-11 L.UT7. dealer in Choice Dry Goods, and Hons, iiuln Btrcct, opposite the Court IVY, NEAI. & CO., dealers In Dry Goods, jrerles, l'lour, feed. Bull, Elsh. lion, Nulls. p. hii, muiu uuu itinrieei sis. Venn lin-LEU Jt KON, denier In Dry Goods, vucuunwari 1'iour, cim, niiovs, i. eic, i'.xeuunKo lilocu-, Muinst, vi-nu l-MEIl A A. K. HAYHIIIIST, Dinlers In erics, Confectioneries nnd Notlons.Hcot- uiu siue, iiinin st. v.-iiis AM EIIASMUS, Confectioneries, Maln mo luurouu. Vl-uil JIISOEI.LANEOUH. 'it AM. Hfnt.1.1. W.xlru nn.ilnnr I.aKiw I Oillcu, Muln Btreel, ' vi-nu FfiBOltO I.UMHEll COT, ninniirnclurers Scalers In Lumber of nil kinds j Planing -i.v iintruuu. ,iii.u P'EH.GIuo Maker, uud Whlto und Fancy fr,eotiowu. . vinn !IlnTWT, A AT Lln.,.lln -(.....t. , ir.,.n..L.. I'r. Bhlve'B tllock Mnln Ktroet, vltiill) ,11 quor dealer second door Ironi Puwtst corner Main and Iron its. vl-nll i'uiij.iian, Agent Mr Jlunsoirs copper Plar Llghtultigtod. usvll) lIOIlVTnsT lxturea, ltiipert block, ilalu at. vl-tl C,0?.E'"'i Furnlturu Ilooms, three story (Maln street, west of Mnrket st, vlnil PENSTOCK. 1 ilinlnnrniilii.. over Hlibblus FJer's Store, Main st. vl-B rUHN. dealcrTu Meat, Tullow, etc., Chcin '' alley, reuf 0f American House, vlntl LA.FUNSTONA CO.. mulunl nnd ensh F ir. ""'"ncecoiupuniesjiiiower iiumi uBticet. ' 1 vl-nU CADMAK. e-nliliiplmiiknr nml Chlllr- Mi rooms Main street bel. Iron, va-u2l BA&1PL1' A ft TilaKlilnUlB. l.-fikl ltlnnliis. If Ul'Iir 1 Jll.lr II I, ..H...Ji.,a.lnal,l.ml Machinery luade'aud repulred. V2-UJ1 I'lNGLER, denier 111 pianos, organs ami r.uiii, ti I,, WiLXiruu N lurillieieu looms Vl-1113 ELjAPnilV ll-.l.la a.i.1 Tlr.,AU,l SttIIlT I', East lllooinsburg.llerwlek road, vl-uie KACOCK.Hotary Public, northeast corner ft W - '-' ' l. ,..' f - ' VOLUME IV---NO.G. Orangovillo Diroctory, A r-.,yi' -VI-KMAN, Merchant Tnlliiiniia A, Uouf ifurnls lilng gooels, MalnHt,, next dour to the Ilrlclt Hotel. V1-IH7 A ,'J- ,Vf nllOT "9TlTEn,Cnrpenlersniul 21, lltilldcrs, Mnln St., below Pino, vl-nl7 jOWEIt A HEttltlNO, dealer liTtlry GoTk Mnltl Bt, Vl-lllf 13 V$Z lU7i:t ml refrettlitnent fiakwii. by "-. WJ-.W1 ntm HllUl'ia0 8l,tVI-114J HlVnft tV s,-na,A,-lOEI.,riiysiclan nml Burgeon. 17Mnln St.. next door oUoik 'i Hold J.i4 nAiX'!' "EKK1NO, Flour nnd Grist Ml.l.nnd V Dealer In grain, Slill street. viiifl Hit. AC. KELCIINEH, lllacksinlti .,on ill . Street, near Pine. vl-n!7 TAMKS ll.ltAnMAN.CnblnctMnke!: and Uu. Jdertaker. Mnln St., below Pine. VI-11J7 1 'Vi'!f,!,MANt.BH,d, ani UnrnesB "nuikcr. t). Main St., oppslto Fraino Church. vaili 10I.N Fl"tMnYEnddlo"nrHn7nik77nn (lMnlii H., above tlio Bwnn Hotel. vl-iilV T ,Sjy , ViSCllflYLEn7lrorSun.i7r. Maihln". JJ 1st, nnd MnnutUctuier of nlows. Minut.vi.nii nmcturcis oflenther, MlllHtrcoi. vl-1117 S'.i'.PM'PSl Mnkcr '"" Hnyhurs't O Grnln Ciaille. Main BU vJu5, WILLIAM DELONG Khoe'mnki'rni.. manufac turer of llrlck. Mill St., west of F ue vlnl9 Catawissa. BK' 1,,,A''-,'MAN, Morclinnl Tnllor, Second HI. . lloliblns' liiilldlng. v2-nls Du,,,,KlJ"!"!'NH! HuriieHiu -111,1 Physician Second st,. below Main. va-nls CtlLHEItT ,v KI.INE, dry goisN, groceries, and r genernl luerchnndNe, Jlnln Ktreet vi-iili T H. K1STLEII, "Cutlawlssa llouso." North . Corner Mnln and Second Streets. v2n!8 LKEILEIt, milord Saloon, Oysfcrs, nn, Icu . Crenm In season Mnln SI. 2ul2 MM. DUOIIST, dealer In General Merchandise . Dry Goods. Groceries Ac. v2-ul8 JBQUEIIANNA or llrlck Hotel. S. KOsten baililcr Pi'onrletnr.i.riiil1i.fnki tnmtv Mr.1.1 n,..i Second Street, V2ul2 SD. ltlNAttl), ilenle r In Stoves nnd Tin-warp, , Main street. vSnl'i WM. H. A11ISOTT, Attorney nt law, Mnln St. -V2ni2 Light Street. Jf.lI'VINE, Medical Btoro .Mnln Street nnd 1 Urlarcrik Itoad. N3ni() H - , . yu., uvviwrigiiis, nrsi uoor . above School Home. vlniu v. nrM .,. r wt , .... .. . . JOHN A. OMAN, Manufacturer nnd denier In llools nnd Shoo, viulU J. JA.SJflFJ5' .Kurift'ou "n1 Pliyslclnn. Olllco at Keller's Hotel, v2n27 f TEUWILLiaEIt.Cablneiuukcr, Undertaker I, nnd Chnlrmnkcr, vlulll PETEn ENT. dealer In Dry Gooels Groceries Kwnir. l.iir..l Mll l.'lsli T..... .... ,!..' Street. vtm.i R H:.?.N'!'' dc'ler in Stoves nnd Tin wnro in nil Us branches. vlnlO Espy. F. ItEIGII AltD.A imo..deulcr 111 Dry Goods. Groceries, nnd genernl Merchandise, v.'ull T.iSPY BTEAM FLOUIIING MILLS, C.S. I'owler, El Proprlclor. v2nlo I ill. WERKHEISEIl, Hoot nnd Shoo Store and u llinilUlllCtorV. Hhllll mi Mill, 1 Hlmnl ..... IKisItu tlio Steam Mill. villi W. EDGAR, Snseiueh.mnn PlnnlngMlll and llox Manufactory. v2ull Buck Horn. 11 O. it W. If. SHOEMAKEIt, dcnlers In dry ill . goods, groceries and general increlinndlse. First store in south end of town. v2 nls Business Cards. M. JL WELLE, ATTOHNEY AT LAW. Ashlnnd, Kchuylklll County Pa. (J W. MILLER, ATTOllNKY AT J.AW, mitrt f ..if...... ail... i.ni.n 1. .. . 1. ...... in an Office, llountles. Ilnelc-Pav and Pensions collected, llloomsburg Pa. scp.20'lii "JOBEIIT V. CLABK, Afiuuri;v AT LAW, OfMco Main Street below tho Court House. Illoomsbuig Penu'n. II. LITTLE, alTUKMil AT LAW, Oilleo Cuuit-House Alley, below tho Coi.usi- niAN Ofllce, liloomsburg Pa, Q B. BBOC1CWAY, .VllUU.M'i, ill liAIV, llLOOMSIllTlUl, 1.. Okkick Court House Alley, In tho Co .UMiitAN building. Jniil,'c;, J? J. TIIOIINTON Jlli would announce to11ieeltl.ensuf lllooiiis. burg aud vicinity, that he hasjuat received 11 lull and complete assoitment of WALL FAFLtt, WINDOW SHADr.s, flXTiinns, cnnpH, tas.si.i.s, and all other gneuls In his Hue of business. All the newest and most appinved patterns of tho day are atwaj s In be found In his establishment, innr,5,')-tr Mnln St. below Mnrket. J B. PUBSEL, ' 1IAUNI.SS, SADDLE, AND THUNK M A N IT FACT U It E It, iiuddcnlcr In CAltPin'-HAGS, VALIMl'X, FLY-NKTH, lll'H'AI.O lUllll M, 1101.St.IU.ANKF.TH At',, which lie feels confident he cuti sell nt louer into than any other person in the county. Ex amine for yourselves. Hlion third door below the Court House, Muiti Street, llloomsburg, Pa. uov. 15,'u7, O E N T F It E E ! M. O'KEEKE, SON A t'O.'S SEED CATALOGUE And out nt. to tho FI.OWEH and VEGOTAllI.E Giirdcn, For 1870. Published In January. Every lover of flowers u u iini. hum new uuu vniunoie woik. iret 01 Charge, SlIOUIIl auuress inillltHluueiy m, u Jreiw Son A Co., Ellwunger i Harry's Hlockllochcster, N. Y. Dic.a.'ou.-oiu j 1 M I' L E S. Tim niuliirsTirneJ will elieerfullv mnll fMtKKl to all who wish It the Iteclpe and full directions or preparing anil using a simple and Ileuutlful i.'..i7i.iii1iIa lliLhn. that will immediately remove Tau, Freckles, Pimples, lllotches, aud all eruiv- tlons ttUU UlipurillCB 01 1110 rieiil.ieuviligliiui-uiue sou, clear, smooiiiaiiu oi"i"i. He will also send (t itKK) lustriictlous for pro duclng.by verynt mple incans.a luxurlautgrowlh of liafr on n bnldhend or unoeith luce In less than thirty days from first application. Thenbovocaiiboobtulnedby return mull by addressing THO. F. citAl'Ji An, 1 nun si. P. (5. nox 5128, 1U5 Hroadway, New Yoki .Aug. tl.'lSMy. 17RRORS OF YOUTH. A gentleman Mbosuirerea for yearn from Ner- Vous eieuilliy, 1 reiiiitiuiw .ii - fects of youthful Indiscretion, wl , for sake of sullerlng humnnlly. send free to a I who need It, the reeeijit aud dlitctlons for making the simple toVroiltby the advertiser's experience, can do so by sddiesslug Willi l'ct,Jf0l1fJuj,1o'ti,;,,;N No, iSCedar slreet.'New YorV. Nov.2l),'u0-ly. T-rrAvnM.'niiin Faiimehh' Sonb 1 and others out of employment, ,"' from ITatollWperiooulh, from now till next u..t.. .... ..1.1. .. .. niiir'i.Ai 111. npiliiB, ujf HuuiGMiii. ...w. -- t-.-.-1-i. mo Arch Blreel.l'hlladiHiWn NnA,C0,'C9.!!m, lie -i 1 '. m1 a PhiladelphiajDircctory. WnJorK, 11, AKTMAN. C. It. IIII.UNUttlt. M. MOUV JlTiMAN, DILIiINOEH A CO., NO. 101 NOltTII TIIIHI) ST. PHILADELPHIA, Two doors nhov 0 Arch, foimerly220, SIANUKAtTUimiH ANIl JOIIUEllI IN CAHPETH, COTIONS. YAltNS. 1IATTINO. OIL CLOTHS, CAHrET CHAINS, COHDAGE, Jii.niiAUlv-i.UHAIN UAOS, TIE YA11N, WICK YAWN, WINOOW rAl'XK, fOVEltLXTS, ALSO, nv..oirivt. itoow?aV wam: HROOMS,nilUSllra,I.OOKlNII aiSSES.TllUNKB. feb. "JJAGLE HOTEL. 3T North Tuiuuhtukkt, It. D. CUMMINGS, PiiorniKTOK. E1 ESTABLISHED 170lf. JOllDAN A HHOT11EH, Wholcsnlc Gioccrs, and Dculeis in SALTPETIIE AND UIHMHTON 11 No 2111 Noith Third St. Phllndcliihlu. AV. BLABOnY CO., Mnnufuctiirersof G OIL CLOTHS AND WINDOW SHADES, ' WnreliMne, No. 121 N01II1 Third Mreet Phllndelphln. Q. J'ioitGE II. llOBEU'lii Importer nnd Dealer lit II AHDWA11E, CUTLEKY, GPNH, Ac. No. 311 North 1 bird Stleel.aliiiM. Vine Phllndeliihla. f. H. HOHNK. M'.8.KlNel. J. II. 8KVIII It I', JJOBNE, kino a seybebt, WHOLESALE DItY GOODS. No. J21 Market Streel I'll I LA DELPHI. . Orders lllle d promplly nt lnit pi lei s. January :t, IC(W, H W. BANK'S W 1 1 OI.lSA LK TOU ACLO, SN II FF, AN II CIGAlt WAHEIIOrSE, No. llilN.illhThlld Streel. Hutuecti Cheiry and Unce, ucst side, Philadelphia. J II." WALTER, Lalo Walter A K'nnb, Importer and Dealer lu I IUNA, OliABS, AND tiUEE.N.SWAUK .No.ailN.TIillllStliel, Phllndelpliln. JI. KEl'HEAItT, . WITH BARN ICS, BBO. A HEBRON, HATS! CAPS, STRAW GOODS A FURS, No. 503 Market Street, (Above Fifth,) PlIlLAllkLI-HIA. John stboup a co., Successors to Hlroup A Liother, WHOLESALE DEALERS IN FISH. No. 21 North Whnres und i'5 Norlh Third St Willado'plil.1. JICIIAlin.SOA L. WRIGHT, JR. ATTORNEY AT LAW, NO. 123 SOUTH SIXTH STREET, 1'Uor.AIlEI.l'lllA. oct. 2i,VJ-ly gNYDER, HARRIS A BASSKTT, Muuufacturcrs uud Jobbers of MEN'S AND HOYS' CLOTHING, Nos, &5 Market, and 522 Commerce Street, Philadelphia. w 1LLIAJ1 FISHER WITH THOMAS CAltSON A CO. W1IOI.KHAI.K DEALERS IN HOSIERY, MEN'S FURNISHING GOODS, LINENS A NOTIONS, no. 18 .N'oitni lounni sniKhT I'liiladcliiliin. Juiio4,'CJ-0ni "yyARTIUAN A ENGELJIAN, '1 UUALLU, fcJN U ! l'T A Hl.UAU MANUFACTORY, No. 313 N01111I Til II. 1) (SIUriiT, Second Door below Wood, PllIIuDELl'IIIA. J. W. Waktxtan. P. E.N111.1.JIAN. yA IN WRIGHT A CO., iy uifiii'.MAi.i-. eiuiiuj.iirs, N. E. Corner Second niul Arch Slieels, Plill.AIIIU.llllA, Dealers lu TEAS, SYRUPS, I OFFEE, SUGAR, MOLAKSr.S hick, fii'iiis, nt i'Auii sonA,.ir., ao. -Orders will rec'tw prompt utientloii. may lO.CMf. Hotels, c 1 O L U Mil I A II ) T K L. It v II IIUNA HI) ST (1 11 NEK. IIhvIiii? biti'lv nurchnsi-il ncd tilled 1111 the Well-known Roblson Hotel Pioperly, located a !.' UOOUS AllOVETUi; COIJIIT 1101'SK, on the same side of the street. In the town of llloomsburg; und biivlngobiiiluid n license lor the same us a HOIl'.L AND IIIATARANT, the Propl!, lol husileteiliilne-d to glvetolhe tieti pie visiting the town on business or plcnstuc, a i.rni.i: more iioom. Ills stubllug also Is extensive', aud Isllttcd up to put buuglis uud currlngis In the dry. He promises thai cvcijlhlng nLout his csinblUh meiit sliull be conducted In 1111 oidelly and law ful manner; aud he respe'cllully solicits a share 01 the publlo patronage, lmyl7'l7-tr XCHANGE HOTEL. 1II.00MSI1UR0, COLUMHI A CO., PA, Tho undcrslRned having puiehuu'd Mils well known and centrolly.loculed home, the l-.x-chliuso Hotel, situate 011 MAIN hi'KEET, lu Hioomsburg.Uuniedlately opposite the Colum bia comity Court House, itspectfully Inform Hair friends and the iiubllo In gcueial that the ir huusu is now lu ureter lor the reception nml r.tri,liiiii.'iit iiflriieelli.rs who liluv be illsnos- cd to f.nor It Willi Ihelr eusioui. 'J hey have spuied noexpensu 111 prcpuilng the Exchange forihu interlalnmeHit of their guests neither sliull there beaiijlhlnv uaullugun Ihe lr part to Ulllllsler 10 llie ir peisouui eoniiuii. ahm iiu Is spiicious, mid iiiJiisiiii excellent business lo. Omnibuses 11111 ut all times hot ween the Ex change lloliliind ll.e various rullroml depots.by whleli travelers HI be plensantly ejmveied to and Ironi the ri ii'ccllvo stations In due time to ineelthuiuls. KOO.NS A CLAHK. lilooiusblllg, ApllU, 1MX rpiIU ESPY HOTEL. vmiy fiir.lTMlilA I'ntlNTV. l'A. The undersigned would Inform the travelling publlo that lie has taken the abuvo named estab lishment una thoroughly reimeu me " the perfect conveiileueenf his guests. Ills lurder Mill bestoeked ullli the best the market ullords. Tliecholeestllquois, wlucs aud clgursalwajB to WILLIAM Pim'IT. Apr.'l,)-tf Espy, Pa. JBICK HOTEL, OUANGhVll.l.i:, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA. BOHR M'UKNRY, Proprietor. lb s well known iioene, "V',,"V" "",?," ii.iiioiiehrii.air.is now eipeii to the travelling ubUc. The Lar is slocked, wllh l ie eho cest llnui'ii slid elsais, and the table will be at a 1 No''wHileiridto-. kOiiiULa"l'. ilr,i0,'t.9.tf. BLOOMBBURG, PA., FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 11, To-MorroWr-liv HAUt.VN noss. It Is not ours; 'lis Hope's own day, Which wo may never claim; Day, ever dawning, novcr come. Existing but In name. And yet, what p'cturen, bright and fair, Seen hut with Fancy's eye, And by her skilful lingers wrought, Glow on to-moow's sky. Could wo but rend tho veil that htdoi The futuro from ourvlew, And gato upen tho pictured scones, Portrayed In lovely hue, Such Joys, such griefs, such fears ns ours, No'er In our heart", would stay, Could we but lenrn, through lire, to llvo Within nslngloelay. Trust not tho morrow's prointso fair t "f will vnnlsh from tho sight. As fndes tho cheering beam of day Ilcforo tho shades ol night. I.e t not the orb of dny go down, Hut thou, ench wrong relrlove, Ere yet, Iho setting sun of Hie Thy soul In darkness lenvc. To-inorrow I Wilt thou wnlt till then E'er thou, lullfe, begin To "walk by faith, nnd not by sight ?" To lenvo tho pnth of slnf O I Stnpld Soul I Ero yet shall rise To-morrow's glowing sun, The sand that measures life's short day Shall be forever run. LQlisreltnneoun. "1NTAI.AL.iiiL.t1i ADVI'iXTimK OF ONK HANS PFAALL. ItONct.uniiii. This t'oiiHlilerntloii scrvctl to mini the pfirltirlintion of my mind, unit 1 llnully sticccoiled in regnrdlii"; tlio plicuoiiicuoii In its proper point of view. In f.tL't, iniinzoinent muni luivo fairly deprived me of my .senses, when I could not too tlio vnst diirereiicu, In uppearuiice, lielween Hits Mirfuie lielow me, mid Urn surfaeo of my mothur einth. Tlio latter was indeed over my liuad, nnd eoniplciuly hidden hy tho halloon, while tho iiiouu the moon itself in all it's glory luy beneath me, and at my feet. Tho stupor niul .surprise produced in my mind hy this extraordinary change in tho posture of alTaiM, wass perhaps, after all, that part of the ndventuro least su&ceptililu or explanation. For the Ooulevenemeiil in Itself wan not only natural and inevitable, but had boon 'ong actually anticipated, as 11 circum stance to bo expected whenever I should arrive at Hint exact point of my voyago where tho attraction of the planet should bo suppressed .by the attraction of the satellite or, moro precisely, where tho gravitation of the balloon towards the earth should be less power ful than itM gravitation towards tho moon. To be sure I arose from a sound slumber, with all my senses In confu sion, to tho contemplation of 11 very startling phenomenon, and one which, although expected, was not expected at that moment. The revolution Itself must, of course, liavo taken place in an easy and gradual manner, and it is by 110 means clear that, had I even been awake at the time of tho occurrence, I should have been mado awuro of it by any internal evidence of an inversion that is to say, by any incovenienco or disarrangement, either about my person or about my apparatus. It is almost needless to say, that, upon coming to a duo tensoof my situ ation, and emerging ftom the terror which had absorbed every faculty of my soul, my attention was, in the first place, wholly directed to tho contem plation of tho general physical appear ance of tho 1110011. It lay beneath mo Bkea chart and although I judged it to bo still at no InconMderablo distance, tlio Indentures of its surfaeo were defin ed to my vision with a most striking uud altogether unaccountable distinct ness The entire aliseneu of ocean or sea, and indeed of any lake or river, or body of water whatsoever, struck me, at tho first glance, as the most ext inordinary feature In Its geo logical eon.lltlon. Yet, strange to say, I beheld vast level regions ofn charac ter decidedly alluvial, although by fur tlio greater portion of the hemisphere in sight wit) covered with Innumerable voleauie. mountains, conical In shape, and having more the appearance of ar tificial than of natural piotuberances. The highest among them does not ex- eed three and three-quarter miles In perpendicular elevation; but u map of the volcanic districts of lliu Canipl Phlo- graii would nfiord to your Excellencies a better Idea of their general surfaeo than any unworthy description I might think proper to attempt. Tho greater part of them were In astato of evident eruption, ami gave mo fear fully lo understand their fury and their power, by the repeated thunders of the niie-callid meteoric stones, which now rushed upwards by tho balloon with a frequency more nnd 111010 appal ling. April 18M. To day I round an enor mous Increaso or the nioon'a apparent hulk and the evidently accelerated velocity or my descent, began to fill 1110 with alarm. It will bo remembered, that, In tho earliest stage or my specu lations upo'i the possibility or a pas sago to the moon, tho existence, in its vicinity, of an atinosphero dense in proportion to tho bulk of tho planet, had entered largely into my calculations j this too In spite of many theories to tho contrary, and, it may added, In splto of a general disbelief in tho exlstenco of any lunar atmosphero at all. lint, in addition to what I have already urged lu regard to Encko's comet und tho zodiacal light, I had been strengthened In mv opinion by certain observations of Mr. Schrocter, of Llllenthal. Ho observed tho moon, when two days anil a half old, In tho evening soon after sunset, before tho dark part was visible, und continued to watch It until It bo came visible, Tlio two eusi s appeared tapering In a very sharp faint prolonga tion, each exhibiting Its furthest ox- tremlty faintly Illuminated by tho solar lavs, beforo any part or tho uark ncmi sphere was visible. Soon artcrwnrds, tho whole dark limb Uecamo illuminat ed. This prolongation or tho cnsp.i be yond tho ecmlcirclc, I thought, must liavo nrlsen Trout tho redaction of tho sun's rays by tho moon's atmosphere. I computed, nho, tho height of tho at mosphero (which could refract light enough Into Us dark hemisphere, to prod 11 cn a twilight moro luminous than tho light rellcctcd from the cartli when tho moon Is nbout .IJ" rrom tlio now,) lo bo 1330 Paris feet; in this view, I sup posed tho greatest height capablo of re fracting tlio solar ray, to bo C370 feet. My ideas upon this topic had also re ceived confirmation by a passago In tho eighty-second volttmo or tho Philosoph ical Transactions, In which It Is stated, that at an occtiltation of Jupiter's satel lites, tlio third disappeared after having been about I" or 2'' of tlmo Indistinct, and tho fourth becamo Indiscernible) near the limb. Upon tho resistance, or moro proper ly, upon thosupport of an atmosphere, existing in thostato of density Imagin ed, I iiad, of course, entirely depended for tlio safety of my ultimate descent. Should I then, nftcr all, prove to have been mistaken, I had In consequence nothing better lo expect, as a finale to my adventure, than being dashed Into atoms against tho rugged surfaeo of tho .satellite. And, indeed, I had now every reason to be terrified. My distance from the moon was comparatively trifling, while the habor requiicd by the con denser was diminished not at all, nnd I could discover no Indication whatever of a decreasing rarity in the air. April 10i. This morning, to my great Joy, about nine o'clock tho surfaeo of the moon being frightfully near, and my appu'henslons excited to the ut most, "tho pump of my condenser at length gave evident tokens of an alter ntlon in tho atmosphere. By ten, I had reason to bellovo Its density considera bly increased. By eleven, very littlo labor was necessary at tho apparatus; and at twelve o'clock, with some hesi tation, I yeiituied to unscrew tho tour ulijiicl. when, finding no Inconvenience from having done so, I finally threw open thegum. elastic chamber, and un rigged It from around thocar. As might have been expected, spasms and vio lent headache were the Immediate consequences ofan experiment so pre elpitato nnd full of danger. But theso and other difficulties attending respira tion, as they were by no means so great as to put mo in peril of my lire, I de termined to endttro as I best could, in consideration or my leaving them be hind mo momently in my approach to the denser strata near tho moon. This approach, liowover.wai still impetuous in tho extreme; nud It soon became alarmingly certain that, although I had probably not been deceived lu tho ox pectatlon or an atmosphero denso in proportion to tho mass of tho satellite. still I hud been wrong In supposing tus density, even at the surface, at nil adequate to tho support of the great weight contained in tlio car of my bal loon. Yet tills ioi(Whavo been tho case, and in an equal degree as at tho surfaeo of tho earth, tho actual gravity of bod ies at cither planet supposed In tho ratio of tho atmospheric condensation. That it was not tho ease, however, my pre cipitous downfall gavo lostlmony enough ; wliy it was not so, can only bo explained by 11 referenco to those possi ble geological disturbances to which I liavo formerly alluded. At all events I was now closo upon tho planet, und coming down with tlio most tcrriblo Impetuosity. I lost not a moment, ac cordingly, in throwing overboard first my ballast, then my water-kegs, then my cundensingnpparatusand gum-elastic chamber, and finally every articlo within tho ear. But it was all to no purpose. I still fell with horriblo rapidity, and was now not moro than half a mile from thu surfaeo. J:i last resource, therefore, having got ritl of my coat, hat, and boots, I cut loose ftom tho baloon the car ItMlf, which was of 110 liieoiisidcrablu weight, and thus, clinging with both hands to thu net work, 1 had barely time to observo that the whole country, as far as thu eye could reach, was thickly Interspersed with diminutive habitations, ero I tumbled headlong into tho very heart of a fantastical-looking city, and into tlio nilildlo of a vast crowd of ugly lit- tlo people, who noun of theui littered a slnglu syllable, or gnvu themselves tho least trouble to lender me assistance, but stood, like a parcel of Idiots, grin ning In a ludicrous manuiT,and eyeing 1110 and my balloon askant, with their arms set a-klmbo. I turned rrom them in coiitompt,and, gazing upwards at the earth so lately left, aud left perhaps for over, bchcliHt like a huge, dull, copper shield, about two degrees in diameter, fixed immovably In tho heavens over head, and tipped on 0110 of Its edges with n crescent herder of tho most bril liant gold. No traces of land or water could bo dlscoveied, and tho whole was clouded wllh variable spots, and belted with Iropieal and equatorial zones. Thus may it please your Excellencies, alter a series or great anxieties, unheard or dangers, and unparalleled escapes, I had, at length, on thu nineteenth day of my departure from Rotterdam, ar rived lu safety at the conclusion of a voyage undoubtedly the most extraor dinary, and tho most momentous, ever accomplished, undertaken, or conceiv ed by any denizen of earth. But my adventures yet remain to bo related. And indeed your Excellencies may well imagine that, after a residence- of tH'o years upon it planet not only deeply interesting in Its own peculiar character, but rendered doubly so by Us Intimate conned ion, incapacity of satt'lljte, with thu world inhabited by man, 1 may havo Intelligence for tho private ear of thu States' Collego of As tronomers of fur more Importance than tho details, however wonderful, of tho mero voyage which so happily conclud ed. Thls-ls, in fact, tho case. I havo iiiueh veiy much which it would give mo the gre'ttest pleasure to com. intiiiieute. I havo much to say of tlio climate of the planet; of Its wonderful alternations of heat and cold; or un mitigated and burning sunshine fur one fortnight, uud moro than polar frigidi ty for tho next; or u constant transfer of moisture, by distillation like that In TT TTTT 1870. COL. vacuo, from tho point beneath tho sun to tho point tho farthest from It; of a varlablo zono of running water; of' tlio pcoplo themselves; of their manners, customs, nnd political Institutions; of their peculiar physical construction; of their ugllnoss; of their want of oars, those useless appendages In an atmos phero so peculiarly modified; or their consctiuent Ignoranco of tho use and properties of speech; of their substitute for speech In a singular method of in-tcr-communlcntlon; of tlio lncompro slblo connection between each particu lar Individual in the moon, with sorno particular Individual on tho cartli a connection analogous wlth,nnd depend ing upon thnt of tho orbs or tho planot nnd tho satellite, nnd by means of which tho lives and destinies of the In habitants of tho one are Interwoven with the lives and destinies of tho in habitants of tito other; and nbovo all, If It so please your Excellencies abovo nit of those dark nnd hideous mysteries Which Ho In the outer regions of tho moon, regions which, owing to tho nlmo.st miraculous accordance of tho sa tellite's rotation on its own axis with Its sidereal revolution nbout the earth, havo never yet been turned, nnd, hy God's mercy, never shall bo turned, to tho scrutiny of tho telescopes of man. All this, and moro much moro won d I most willingly detail. But, lo ho brier, I must have my reward. I am pining font return to my family and to my homo; and as tlio prico of any farther communications on my part In eonsiilttration of the light which I have it in my power to throw upon many very important branches of physical and metaphysical science I must solicit, through the influence of your honorable body, a pardon for tho crimo of which I have been guilty in tlio dentil of the creditors upon my de parture from Rotterdam. Tills, thou, is tho object of tho present paper. Its bearer, an inhabitant of tlio moon, whom I havo prevailed upon,. and pro perly instructed, to ho my messenger to tlio cartli, will await your Excellen cies' pleasure, and return to mo with tho pardon In question, if It can, In any manner, bo obtained. I liavo the honor lo bo, Ac., your Ex cellencies' very humble servant, Hans Pfaai.l. Upon finishing tho perusal or this very extraordinary document, Profes sor Rubadub, It Is said, dropped his pipe upon tho ground In the extremity of his surprise, and Mynheer Superbus Von Underduk having taken off his spectacles, wiped them, nnd deposited them in his pocket, so far forgot both himself and his dignity, as to turn round three times upon his heel in io quintessence of astonishment and ad miration. There was no doubt about the matter tlio pardon should bo ob tained. So ut least swore, witlt a round oatii, Professor Rubadub, aud so finally thought the Illustrious Yon Underduk, ns ho took tho arm of his brother in science, and without saying a word, be gan to mako tho best of his way homo to deliberate upon the measures to be adopted. Having readied tho door, however, of tho burgomaster's dwelling tho professor ventured to suggest that as tho messenger had though proper to disappeai no doubt frightened todcatii by the savage appearunco of tho burgh ers of Rotterdam tho pardon would bo of little use, as no ono but a man of tho moon would undortakoa voyago to so 'ast a distance. To tho truth of this observation tho burgomaster assented, and tlio matter was therefore at an end. Not so, however, rumors and specula tions. The letter, having been publish ed, gavo rise to a variety or gossip an d opinion. Soma or tlio over-wiso even mado themselves ridiculous by decrying the whole business as nothing better than a hoax. But ltoax, with these sort or people, is, I boliove, a geffentl term Air all matters above their comprehen sion. For my part, I cannot eoncoivo upon what data they have founded such an accusation. Let us seo what they soy : Imprimis. That certain wags in Rot terdam havo certain especial antipathies lo certain burgomasters and astrono mers. Secondly, 'flint an odd lit tlo dwarf and botllo conjurer, both or whoso cars, for some miselemeauor, havo been cut off close to his head, has been missing for several days from Iho neighboring city or Bruges. Thirdly. That tho newspapers which wero stuck all over tho littlo balloon, were newspapers or Holland, and there fore could not havo been mado In tho moon. They wero tllrly papers very dirty nnd Gluck, tho printer, would take his 111 hie oatii to their having been printed In Rotterdam. Fourthly. That Hans Pfaall himself, tho drunken villain, and tho threo very idle gentlemen styled his creditors, wero all seen, no longer than two or throe days ago, in a tippling house in tho suburbs, linvlngjust returned, with money in their pockets, from a trip bo yond the sea. Lastly. That It is an opinion very generally received, that tho Collego or Astronomers In tho city or Rotterdam, as well as all other colleges in all other parts or tho world, not to mention colleges anil astronomers In general, are, to say the least of tho matter, not tt whit bettei, nor greater, nor wiser than they ought to be. Wk overheard u queer tiling from a little fellow about six years of ago a short time ugo. Tho subject of wed ding cake had been Introduced In thu course of conversation, In which tlio father was, taking a part. "Father," said tho little follow, utter having apparently reflected intently on something, "I shan't send you any of my wedding-cake when I get married. "Why not?" was tho Inquiry. "Because," answered tho young hopo fill, ' 'you didn't lend me any oj yours I" A girl in Wlscunsln swallowed forty percussion cups. Her mother rcfruined from spanking her for fear of an explos ion, i ,.. - - ..i .1.1 i.ii , i , . i . 1 ,U 1 . . , i I .1. . 1.. ' '1 jUJ . . I . . It ,. . 1 til I.,.. I'll!' , . , , I I ,,,i, . I ..I " lli.tlj I. ..I .1) DEM. -VOL. XXXIH.-N0,5I. A Oood Story Well Told. How Rev. J. Hyatt Smith CiiaVet) A Locomotive. "We stopped nt Syracuse, N. Y., for dinner. You remember the railroad dopot, centrally situated, with Us east ern and western cntranccscxattly allko as much so as tlio two ends of tho car. After wo had dined, tho depot master Informed us thnt wo had seventeen min utes lo spare beforo tho departure of the eastern train. This, thought I, will glvo mo an opportunity to seo the city, and a glorious chance for it smoke, pro vided a clergyman could bo tempted Into such a piece ol worldly and waste ful amusement. I sauntered forth, and nrtcr an absenco of exactly thirteen min utes, having enjoyed a delightful and soothing stroll,! was returning, watch In hand, when, to my astonishment, I beheld the train slowly gliding out of tlio other cud of the depot, nnd Increas ing Its speed nt every pull of Us gigan tic locomotive. Here, indeed, was a "call" thai admitted neither correspon dence nor delay; thcro wns no tlmo for "taking it Into consideration." So, without conferring with flesh or blood, I put off like a sky-rocket wltli a doub le fuse. For a moment I thonght I had It all my own way; I thought I wa3 gaining ground, although I know I was losing wind. I was encouraged lu tho race by sundry helpful reTlows who kept crying out ns I passed "Go it, gait ers!" "plucky boy!" "he alnt loft, O no!" nnd other well-meaning nnd be nigmint exhortations. Though they iutended, perhnps, helping pie over tho course, I found that tho more they shouted the less Inclined I was to run, and tho moro decidedly did thelocomo- tlvo make leriibloheadway against ino. To give up tho chase; to submit lo tho chagrin of being left; to loso my party and my pa-wage; to meet with disap- poiiitment and not to meet with friends all this was bad enough; but tlio thought of encountering, nil the way back to tho dopot, that lino or interested indi viduals who with their cheering excla mations had po reellugly encouraged mo on my outward Journey, this was the bitterest pill in this unexpected dose. But It must bo done, so tapering off gradually I gave up the contest and turned back to meet my rate, and ir I could find him tho depot master whoso blundering statements wero the cause or nil my trouble. AVithout search that individual advanced to greet mo with tlio bland recognition orn fact that no one could well deny, "Well, you got left, did you?" I replied only with o resentment of a "silencing eye." If I looked as I tried to look, my phota graph taken at that lnstnnt would hard ly bo chosen to graeo an album gallery of "cmlncntdivlncs." Sovcral bystand ers seeking Information, asked, witli a show of confidential Interest in my case on what wise the thing had happened? and others wishing "to point a moral," ndvised mo to "ho on hand a little ear lier next time." Wllh returning broath relief and words eamo together, nnd I squarely charged tlio railroad official with nil tho blame. I spoko of his In competency, in no measured terms, re calling how t hat after I had placed my party In the car ho had assured mo that there were full seventeen minutes to spare beforo tho train went out; "whilo here," said I, with a triumphant exhi bition of my watch, "tho soventcen minutes are even now barely up, and yet tho train is gono and out of sight." After no littlo hot shot cast back and forth, with tho usual variations nnd final perorations of "you did and you didn't," "you're another," etc., I asked him whether I would bo risking anoth er chance of being left If I depend upon mm to glvo mo tho exact hour of tlio departure of the next Eastern train. "Eastern !" exclaimed he. "Yes, Mist- em." replied I, with a decided upward and sarcastic inflection. "Why," quoth lie, "tho train you'vojust been chasing with such poor luck wasn't an liistern train, but tho Wisttni Express!" With much nnd increasing confusion and ex citement 1 stammered out, "Then where In Joppa h tho Eastern train?" "Why, there It Is," replied he, "Jusl getting under way at the other end of the depo!; leg it, or you'll Iumi that," If over-1 did make Do.vter lime, I mado It then. I passed right through that depot like tho wind. I felt as if 1 was all legs. Ono glance, however, at the rear door or tho last ear, as I was Hear ing It, came near being loo much for mo. I discovered the group of my long lost friends, whoso forms and faces scorned buistlng with poorly-suppressed and ill-timed mirth, As I reached safely the platform, the fire that open ed upon mo could only bo equalled for Its merciless effect by the firo In the rear, from which I had providentially fled. I heard Jibes, und Jokes, and Jeers; I heard tho hoarso laughter of full-chested men, and tho hysterical efforts of mirth-exhausted womon.Thov had all witnessed my chase after tho wrong train; now fearful lest indeed I should overtake it, and then rejoiced at my evident lack of what Joekoys call "bottom," as my speed began to slack en and my chances with the locomo tive began to grow "small" by degrees and beautifully less. They had witness ed tlio "blowing up" administered tho depot mustur, tlio strange procrastina tion In starting for tho right train, un til at length' It had actually started and I had entered upon a second "stern chaso," Then they feared I was left again, as they looked with breathless Interest at tho unequal contest of legs versus a locomotive. They had wit nessed my ll.ial triumph, bill how grace fully I was welcomed, ami with what feelings I reeelve'd their peculiar con gratulations, I leave my hearers to Im agine. An Ohio paper relates tho following court tceno : "At tho last term of our Court of Common Pleas, in tho case of Miss vs., tin impeaching wit ness was called and asked tho usual question; 'Do you know tho reputation of Mr. for truth and veracity lu tho neighborhood whero ho resides?" Well,' said thu witness, 'his reputation for truth Is vcrv i.'ood. but his reputation for veiaclty Is considerably talked ubout.' 'What do you mean by veraci ty?' said the) cross-examining nttornoy. wny, i mean no's uiui nucr mo wi-mill' KATES OF ADVKRIISINV.- Ono ituare, (ten line or Its equivalent In Noo rated type) Mie nrlwn Intetllnn., tl.Wj tbtn l.i.clof.f;3;j1.fU JUU I i J trAtK. hi, jji. su, ew. Outiuaro 13.00 ,u) n,ou (0,00 IIO.M W W Four n'unarea 7 00 0,00 1 1,00 17,00 S)M quarter column.. 10,00 i2,on ll.oo 20,90 so, llalfcc4utun..iul)0 i 18,00. 2000 90,00: ,M,0t ,Onocolumn....80,W' M,00 40,00 07,00 10100 ! Ettcr;iiortAilmlnIitflitOT!fi IfqtU, HXIOJ AuJllot'n or ABJlnce' Notice, fiCO. '""ai'fi t"' "ilu1ti'KA)lcclorjr' c6IutaA,.gr. per year fejr UibflUt I wo fluey, and ll.co furtawlr' aelttulouuTlliie ' Scalped by Indians What a Vlcttaa 1 . SaymAbout it?' Thd Detroit! ItrbT-Prtis sayd lhat' vlctiih of 1 MUla rve.icdticd lrpthtfpf" sent struggle" along IhVy -borders; and! ono that will rdt-ovLT' 'havo cnilstf tdT64 member it, reached that city oit.th! 12th Inst. Ills lifline LiDcloaG. Sand bortson, and ho lost' lU serilp tV thd baltlo of Washita, lib rtllbwcd tlio cu rious to examlno Ills poll, arid a look tU1 tho still red and tender spot from whicH his scalp was Jerked nway wns rtdt'cal-1 eulnted to prejudice nny ono In favor bf ' h'ur lifting." Ah but fow porsonKi havo over lived to undergo 'tho pro cess, perhaps tho sensations experienced by Mr. Sandbcrtson will Interest and enlighten. Says he : "I wns in tho Infantry. Custer had' command of tho troops. Thcro waa quito a forco of cavalry with us, but thoy wero nboutamiloin tho rear when wo first discovered tlio reds. Some of tho troops had been sent around so aa to attack on tho other side. Tho reds were within eighty rods of them for half an hour beforo daybreak. Just In tho gray of morning, tho thing com menced on both sides, and wo had it nil our own way- for a fow minutes, tlio cursed snakes being much confused, and not knowing what was up. At length they rallied, and we could hear Black Kettle shouting uud ordering. Tho vermin goWuto holes nnd behind rocks anywhere they could find a place, und began to fight back with a will. Wo fired whenever we could seo a lop-knot, and shot squaws there wero lots or tltem jusl as quick ns Indians. Wo first went in for wiping out the whole gang. When it was fully day light wo all gavo a big yell nnd charged right down into camp. Tlio lodges wero all standing yet, and lols of In dians In (hem. As wo ran through tho alleys a bl red Jumped out at mo from behind a tent, and beforo I could shor ten up enough to run him through with my bayonet, a squaw grabbed mo by tho legs nnd twisted mo down. Tho camp was then full of men fighting, niul ovcrybody seemed yelling as loud ns he could. Y hen I fell I went over bnckwards, dropping my gun, nnd I had just got part way up again, tho squaw yanking me by tho hair, when tho Indian clubbed my gun and struck mo across tho neck. Ho might just as well liavo run mo through, but ho was not used to tho bayonet, or didn't think. Tho blow stunned mo; It didn't hurt mo In tho least, but gavo mo a numb feeling all over. I couldn't have got to my feet thcii ir all alono, whilo tho squaw kept screeching and pulling my hair out by handruls. " I heard some of our boys shoutiug close by, and the squaw started and ran ono of tho boys killing her not threo yards off. Tlio Indian stepped ono foot on my chest, and witli his hand gathered up tho hair near tho crown of my head. Ho wasn't very tender nbout It, but jerked my head this way nnd tlinr, and pinched llko Satan. My eyes wero partially open, nnd I could seo tho bend work nnd trim ming on his leggings. Suddenly I felt tlio nwfullest biting, cutting Hash go round my head, and then It seemed to mo as though my wholo head had been Jerked clean off. I never felt such a pain In my life ; why, it was llko pull lug your brains right out. I didn't know any moro for twoorthieo days, and then I camo to, to find that I had tho sorest head of any human that ever lived. If tho boys killed the viper, they didn't get back my bcalp ; perhaps it got lost in tho snow. I was shipped down to Laramie after a bit, and all tlio nursing I got hain't mado tho hair grow out on this spot yet." Sollum Thoughts By Josh Bil lings. Tho fear of God iz tlio philos phy ov religion ; thelovo ov God Iz tho charity or religion. Hope iz a hen Ihal lays iiioie eggs than she kail hatch nut. About tho hardest work a plu llow knn dolz lo spark two galls at mire, and picservo a good average. A nickname will outlive enny mail or thing; It Iz llko the crook in a dog's tale, you may cut it oph,nnd thtowlt behind tho barn, but tho crook iz Ihnre yet, nnd tho slump iztho epitaph. When you hain't got nothing to do, do It nt once, tills Iz the way to learn to bo busy. Wo have bin told that tho best way to ovcrcuni misfortune iz to fight with thorn I havo tried both ways, and recommend a successful dodge. The art ov becoming ov imporlaueo in tlio eyes ov others, Iz not lo overrato our self, but tew causo them tew do It. Whero religion iz a trade, morality iz a merchandize. Death to mostov ua.izakluil ov "rate well benefit" "positively our last ap pearance." Phools aio qutto often like hornets, vcrry blzzy, but nbout what tho Lord only knows. Living on Hope, lz llko living on wind, a good way to got phull, hut a phoor way tew get phatt. A vivid imaganasliun like a sun glasso makes things at a dlstanco look twlco az big az they am, and cluts to, twiconz small az they am. Hopo Iz a draft on futurity, sumtlmes honored, but generally extended. If tho world dlsplzes a hypokrlt, what must they think of him In heav en? After all, tharo don't seem tew bo butt this difference between tho wise men and the phools; tho wizo men are all hiss anei sum icatiicrs, wniic mu puoois aro all fuss and no feathers. Without frienils and without ciicmys lz tlio last nekount wo huv ov a stray dog. Men gcnorally.when they whlpa mule, swaro; tho mulo remembers tlio swaro- ing, but lorgits mo ucKing, Sum folks wonder wharouwl Iho lies sum from, but I don't; eimy good liar will plzen a whole country. Hunting after fame Iz llko hunting after Jlcns haul to ketch, and euro to make yu uneasy If you do or don't ekech them. Meny peoplu spend their tlmo tric ing tew find tho hole wharo bin got In to (his world. If two men break through tho kohl to a mill pond they better hunt for tumi good holo tew get out, rather than git Into a largo argu ment about tlio liolii they emu tew lull 01'. Imagluashun, tew inuth Indulged In, oftlu iz tortured Into reality; this lz ouo way that good boss thlcfs aro made; a mail leans over a fence all day, and Imagines tho boss In tho lot belongs to him. aud sure enuff the fust dark night iho 1 1 oss does. '"niiilarkelst. vi-nu t