msbure: Dirocfcorv.
'illiiilr
"sasT-"""! ,T
- .'STOVES AND TINWAKE.
.M-UJj .
i'!' """ " move uuwure, uu
:, Main st. west of Market, vl-ul J
dfWllcr 111 fctnVfai mill Mnwnrn
UU ( V ISUUACt V 111 I ,
clothing, ,c.
WW
LQWENIlElttl, Merchant Tailor. Muln
UWl ruu)b jviui-iiciui limine. Vl-114 I
MflTrMiMtRtS, Merchant Tailor nnd Audit lor
ft fhe Jlew 1'orluuii Sewttin Machine, Jnmer of
StirVrt ) VMn St., over Miller' stoic, vS-nlll
WflJGS, CHEMICALS, Ac.
nltm DrtiKRltni! Apothecary. Main st.
the rost unice,
Vl-nl
KerlH' BROH.. Druggists nnd Apothecntles
Brewer's Dlock Mnln st. vl-n:l
-jtM at
arCT-W 11 - .
vCLOCICS, WATCHES, AC.
nfKLWVAOE, dealer In
Ujreiry( Mulii at., Just
Clocks, Watches and
uciow liio American
vl-
RE
LTOlYKtJPPlNOKIl. Watclic.. Hnix-ffieln
.MWVKy wi, juaiiimreei. near vvestHt. v;, lll-i
r OUW BERNIIAIII). Watch mill Clock maker.
U near southeast corner Main and Iron sls.vl-4!
RWCATHCAUT, Wntch ami (Suck Makcr.Mar
, ketstreet, below Mulu. J-nl"
BOOTS AND SHOES.
: IIOLLEDER, Manuractnrcr nml dealer In
loots anu Biioes. Jla n street, onnosllo i:rilR.
Church. vl-nM
KK..' BROWN, Hoot und Shoemaker, Main
I. street, opposite the Coutt House. vl-ulJ
low iiartman'B store, west or Market, vl-1 1
KY.KLEIM, Manufacturer ami dealer In
hs anu uaocs, urocertes, etc., Maui street,
iloorasbure. vl-nlJ
...
f PROFESSIONAL.
R.' H. 0.IIOWEE, burgeon Dentist, Muln St.,
tkbovetho Court House. l-nl.l
,WM. M. UEI1ER, Hurnoon and I'liyklclau,
iKeaiucicuver uuu'd uoouiiuiro vii-no
BF. KINNUV, Surgeon Deutlkt. Tectli
iu wituuuti'uui; itiuin bl., uturiy op.
lcopal C'liurcti, vl-ulD
f . R.' lKELEn. Altnrney-at.Law, Ofllce, 2d
If toot in Exchange Ulock, near lliu "Uiclmuge
tot!.! 3-ul
r, NOKELV Y, M. 1)., HurKeon nml I'll slclan.
J.northtldeMaln !., below Market. vluia
r B.'EVAN8, M. D.. Hurtienn and l'liyslclan.
I outn mdsMalu Ktroel, below Market, vl-n u
r C RTJTTER, M. I). Hurgeon and l'liyslclnn
, Marktt Itrcel, nbova Main. vl-nll
' & BOBISON, Attorney uMjiw, Ofllco Hart,
.mm boUdlug, Malu strict. v-nJ
klLMNEHY & FANCY GOODS.
Kif'MMBilAK, Millinery nml l'uucy (lomla,
1, opposite Episcopal uiiurcli, Main M, vl-nli
JIfla TJZZIE llAUKI.r.Y, Milliner, ltamsey
ft lU41ng Main Ktreet, vl.nl I
JlfU'A. D. AVF.IID, Fancy OooN, jfotloin,
Book, and Stat lottery, Llxi hango lilock, Mai u
"SfVwyv . vl-ui.3
. DEUUICKfON, Millinery and Kancy
,Molobt opiioMtot'uiiit llotisc. vl-nH
KLINE. Millinery unit ralii v GikhN.
atreet below Market. vl-uli
BB.'JX11IA A. & HADE HAUKI.IOY, IjidltV
boutltea.'it cornet
vl-uw
tfflS MJRSSa 1IAIIMAN Mbllueiy and Pancy
.Ooodi, Main St., below Autet lean House, In II
HOTELS AND SALOONS.
JE1" "
UOaS'IIOITHE, by John Lencock, Main
.weai oi iron Mreei. vi;Ull
,IA HOTKI.. ir n. Htolmer. Muln Kt..
Court Ilonse, vlnl'i
ANOE HOTEL. Iiv K'ooiik .(.Clatk. Main
t, op pOBlto the Court House., vl-nl)
IIOTEL, by Oeo. W. Mauser, enht end
uiri30i. vi-ij
.COCX.Ov8ternnd Iatlnesaloon. Amerl.
UouM.Mainbt.. UaltzerljO.icock suiterln.
odent.' vl-ni5
raaa A CLAIII;, Itclreibment Kaloon, Ex
i. tnmtfa Hotel. vl-nli
BMYER'A JACOIlY.Confectlonery, Ilnkery
I Mmi Oyster Baloon, wttolcbnle and retail. Ex
! Block, MaluHreit. vl-nl?
VER0HANT8 AND GROCEIIS.
1 fC MARll, Dry GooiU and Kotlonx, Kotttlt
lst corner Main and Iron sts. vl-n 13
I'B.BEES1I0LTZ, dealer 111 l.ry Goodn, Oro
'oerea. Boots, &I1004, tc, conur Mnlu nml
ntrcet. v3-n30
1 A, I1KCKI.EY, Hoot and Rltoe nlore, boolcn
AUtlonery,Maln bt., bolow Market. vl-ul3
1 JACOII3, Conlectloucry, groceries etc., Main
1, St., below Iron vl-lll
1 MENUENHALL, Generul Htnelt of Merchan-'
Udlsa and Lumber, corner of Muln street and
kwlokroad. vl-nll
i5x A WKUU, Confectionery and Ilaltery.
wholenle uud retail, ExchaiiEO lilock. vl-till
f5 U UOWEIt, Hal s f ml Caps, Hoots and Hhocs,
UMaln at,, above Court Huuse. V1-UI3
t'jr..'BR0WEU, Dry Oon.ls, Groceries, etc., cor.
t'&sr Main at. nnd Court lloubo alley, vl.ull
lOBAINS 4t EYElt. dealer In Dry Goods, Gro.
beerlea, etc, cor..Malu ami CcntiesU. vlnl3
.K.a31UT0N. Grocerlos A 1'rovKlons. Malu
.Street below Market. vl-nll
. EYEH, Groceries and General Jlerehau-
Mala st., above West. vl-11
UTZ dealer lu Choice Dry Qoods. aud
Atain Htreoi, oppohito the court
LVY: KEAL & CO . dealers In llrv Goods.
IBjearles, Flour, Feeil.Sall, Fish. lion, Nails,
.,N, K. cor. Main and Market tts. vl-nli
L MILLER A fcON, dealer In Dry Goods,
jlons, etc'Excluinee lilock, Main st. ' vl-nll
ftAMEIl A A. IL ltAYHITtlMT. Iuali.ru In
vocerles, ('onfecllonerles ami Notions, Hcot.
I soQtu sine, jiatu si, v.-nl8
LLIAM EIIASMUH. Confectloneiles, Main
1,, near me railroad. vl-nll
MISCELLANEOUS.
iSlTMAN, Marbln Works, onodoor below
I', I'oit Office, Main Hlreet. . . vl-nU
jLOOMSnuItn LI'MIIEII CO, niatinfiictitre7s
l ead dealers In Lumber of all kinds; Plaiiluit
ijll near the railroad, vlnl'i
ITEH,01uo Maker, mid While and Fancy
ganner.Beottown. vlnfi
CIIUIBTMAV, Saddle, Trunk.! Harness,
sker, opposite Eplscnpal Chureli, .Main
fa ta
bOUULNH.ll qunr dealer beeotid door Iroui
hwetouruer Main and IiotibU, vlul3
KlfjEMAN, Agent for Munbon's Copper
lsrLigutiilr.B tttxl. n.'vlU
THORNTON, Wall Paper, Window Hhades
a fixtures, Rupert block, Malust, vl-JI
1 . W.'rjnmrr.f. i.,,ri',,,.. i,n.....u !..........,
ibTlk,Malu Htreet, west of Matk'ct l. lull
6jlEN8TOCK-,Photoi'iaphir, ovir Uobblns
Hloie, Main st. vl-U
,'.SU1IN, dealt rlu Meal, Tallow, en Clieni
jwHWValny.iear of Aintilram lluube. Mull
MI AjriJNSlON CO.,
t 10, Ktr; "" tr urn .
I riATixrixr ,i..i.t..... , ...
uuiiiuiiiuiKrr iiiui Liiair
f rooms Main strict bcl. lion, vJ-n.'l
t' f H.'-.cuinisis,tJist 1 00111s.
UklW?1iJlc'lt' ' -l'"lls inadem short
wee. Machinery made uud lepulied. i-utt
t; S" fJINOLElt, dealer lu pianos, oruaus ami
Jafodnui,Bi o, W. t'oroirfurtilluro rooms
' Vl-iitl
Jii-'AS1'' Mai Wo uud Ili OH irHtoiio
v will. East Uluomsbum.litrwlcknwd. vl-i'l,
N &LX'VJ, "."'l r'uul'Ci nonUiaH cormTr
'I Main and Market st, vl-ull
JlMBtLi :
Li
5
E2
rWxA
l.'HU
lANnyii,iiiyu . l fc " 1 ll
rwwoSsllariaTeir, payable In Advance. " : .
ffeferSff r,r"c" nml volume hi - no, si. BLOOMSBUMr. PA TfiTmv TiT7nT7WTT7 ,o,n
i ' 1 jui v jlj il J. JJ IJ I t 1UUi7. I'lll. I 1 L1 iW
Ornngoville Diroctory.
tJuMi,!fLnrick,iJStiu,,,i' K",u-Mnln m- V,?SS?
A IiuinierV'jilH, t nnOTHwi.cWcnt ami
iL. uullders. Main St., bolow l'luc, vln!7
IliJWUU A HUKItlNO, dealer In Dry Oonds
lfh,ri,i''!rlt"'' '"'"" eeneral MertlianrtKft
"J.", vl-n 17
U'lL'-hiSP'' "frfsliment Hni.wn, by
1) Itnhr M'Ucnry e.ir.oi Slain niidl'lnol?,vl-iU7
DmS; "i:(VVl'e(m.
UMnln st., next door In flow r Hotel l.1117
I YSYIV EIN. , No'ir anil TrlsVM,.7,iinTl
1 Dealer In train, Mill Htreet, Vlufl
Hi'tV? ?. K1;L-ltl'.lmTir, u Mill
. Htreet, near I'lne. vl-iuJ
IAMES B. H AltM AN. Cabinet Mak and Vu.
tl deitnkcr. Malum., beliinr Pirn..
I 'Vi,!f,A;(IANl,H,!.,cl, nn'1 linrncba maker.
J, Malust., oprsito rmiiiD Church. vSuli
I01IN KUYMmaKidleTi'ndTlnrurbs in.ikeT.
rl Main t above the Swan Until. vl-iuf
T EW18 IUKCHUYI.EU, Iron foun.ier.Machln.
II lt,and ulaimfacluier of plows. Mill 8LvI-ni7
U1LEH A. WILLIAMt ACo Tanncrsund Jinn
III ufaclnrers ofkather, MillHtreut. V1-IH7
RA?,1K!,w.H1I,A,,!',I'FH',i:tlnke' nniteHnyhurst
O tliuln Cradle, Main HI, vans.
WILLIAM DELONO Hlinclnnkrriu..l nmnufao
If turer of llrlck. Mill St., west of V no vlnl'i
atmyCaaWT.lllm'BiH Jll
Catawissa.
I) K. DALLM AN, Merchant Tailor, Hecond HI.
U. llobbins' Building. 2-uls
DR. J. IC. IIOIIIIINH, HurKWii slid Thyslclan
Hecotld Kt below Main. v2-nls
rtlLHEUT A KLINE, dry irmsls, Klneeli-s.nnd
U general merehandlse, Main street v2-uli
J II. KIHTLER, "Cnltuwlssa House," North
Coiner Malu and Kecoml Htreets. vJulif
KEILER, lllllard Saloon, Oysteis, an 1 leo
J. Crvam lu scusou MuluHt. v2ul2
MM. BIIOUHT, dealer In General Merchandise
, Dry Goods, Groceries Ac. v2-ulS
SL'HQUEIIANNA or Uriels Hotel. H. Kostcn
binder Pronrletor.suuth-eastiorticr Main nml
hucoml Htreet. v 2u 1 J
I). RINARI), dtnltr lu .Stoves und rln-ware.
, Muln Htreet, vuli
w
M. 11. AI1H0TT, Allorncy at law. Main St.
vt!iil2
Light Street.
A Jf -IKVINK, Medical Htoro Malu Hlreet uud
IL" llrlitereck ltoad. 3ntu
H.
F. OMAN A Co., Wheelwiluhls, llrst door
ubovo School House, vinW
JOHN A. OMAN, Mauufaeluter uud dealer In
Ilools aud Hhuoi, vluld
f. JA,,i!,J8i!: ? D- buiBuou ami l'liyblclun,
Ollleeul Keller's llulel, v.'u'i;
J
TLRW1LLIOER, Cablnemaker, Undeit.ker
and Chalrmnkur, vlnitj
f y.MANKEY. dealer In Lcuthcr, llldcs.llark.
O etc. Cash paid lor Hides. vluni
pLTI.R LNT, dculor In Dry Goods Giucerles.
1 Hour, I eoJ.Hall, l-'lali, Iron, Nails, etc., Main
atrt'cl- Muio
R;KNI dealer lii Moves and Tin uuru In
all lis blanches. vliiia
Espy.
V. RElnHAlt!l,d. URO..ilealLr In Dry Goods.
IHiKelli, ami geueiill MelchauUlse. vllull
15
IjiSl'Y STEAM FLOURING MILLS), CS. Fowler.
IJ1 Proprietor. v.'nit!
f D. WEltKHEIHER, lloot and fthoo Store niiil
u niaiiiiliicinii'. hiw.t, ,.,1 t u,
poslle the Stenm Mill. v2,
rp W. El)OAIt,Snsaueli.-iumi PlniilnuMIU and
I llor Miinnrtii.i,,,.,' ........
Buck Horn.
lll. kikmIs. uroterles liii-l elner.il m11cl.11n.lls..
II fl.-t'SA' ir minnin-t'i, ...
l lrst btoru lu south end ot town, nls
f ACOR A WM. HARRIS, denlets In dry good,
"Kiocerles, ilruiis and uuslielues. First store In
north end of town, v2-nU.
Business Cards.
QIIAIILE3 O. UAIUCLEY,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
lli.ooM-uiuuu, Pa,
Olllci in tho i:clinuK0 llttlldlug, second story,
ver Wldlnver A JaeoOv's I'onfecllimerv. s.,.
oud door abuvo tho Exchango Hotel, au.l,'ui.
jyj M. L'VELLE,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Ashlaml, bchtolklll Cottiily Pa.
Q V. MILLEIt,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Ofllco Coutt Houro Alley, below Ihn Coi.uji
uiAN Olllce. Homilies, Hack-Pay and Pensions
collected. lllooinsbulg Pa. sep.JI'l.7
OUEllT FTcLAiUv,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Ofllco Malu Hlieet below tho Coutt House,
lllooiusbuig Penu'n.
jH. iTlTTLE,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Olllce Vtllt-IIou.u Alley, below tho ColL'M
ItlA Ufllee, lllooiusbui'K Pa.
Q 15. uivOCKWAY,
ATl'ORNKY AT LAW,
nuioMsuuitu, l-A,
S-0ncE Court House Alley, In Ihe Co
lujiuian building. IJauVuT,
J. TUOUN'JON
Mould unuouucetulhuelllensof llloiiuis-
Inirii aud vlcluitv. that hu has Inst received a toll
ami complete assortment of
WALIi PAPER, WINDOW SHADES,
flXll'tm, COlllin, TASMtl-S,
nndcll other iissls lu his llueof hustmss Alt
the ueviest uuil most apioved patterns 01 the
day nro ulvvab to be found lu his istnt.miniuut.
inar.VBI-li Main hi. below Mutket.
J 15. I'UKSEL,
' HARNESS, 8ADULE, AND TRUNK
MANUFACTURER,
aud dealer lu
CARPET-BAGS, VALISES, FLY-NETH,
UUlrAUl I'.OUIS, lll)llsl..ni.ANKtTS Sc.,
which ho feels coutldent lie can sell nt lower
rule than any other person In tho county. Ex
amine for lourselvtN.
Hho third ihwir below Iho Court House, Main
Stieet, liloiituslmtg, l'u.
nov, ia,'(i7.
T AD IKS' FANCY FUHS!
JOHN FAREIRA,
718 Arch SULCI, Middle of tho block, belli ten Till
und sill Htreet Houth hide, Philadelphia, Impor
ter, Maiiufacti.rcr and Dealer lu all kltus and
qualities of
FANCY FURS FOR LAJI1ES' AND CHIL
DREN'S WEAR.
Having eulurued, remodeled ami Improved my
old ami favorably known FURE.MPoitIU.M,und
having Inie-oitci! tv ery laio aud spleudld as
sortment of all the dltleienl kinds of Fuis from
first liundf In Emope, and had them made
up by the most skillful vioikmcu, I would les
nrctmlly Invito my filends of ColuinbUiiml iid
Juent I'ountles, to cull and examine iny vtry
large ami beuutlliil assoriment of Fancy Furs,
for Ludies and Lhlldieu. I is lit determined tu
sell nt as low pitees as uny other rtsnecttitde
House' lu the city. All Furs Wunauinl, No
ntlsrei reseutatlous to ellVct sales.
JOHN FAREIRA,
ocl.t'CIMni, 7IK Arch bt, Philadelphia.
JllICK HOTEL,
0UANGI.V1LI.E, COLUMBIA COUNTY, P..
HOHH M'lll'NHY, I'roiirlctor.
This well known House, having been put lu
thorough icpatr, Is now open 10 the ttuvellliiK
public. The bar Is stocked with ttie choicest
liquors uudcliiuts.aiidtlio table will be, at all
llmes.supplled with lliu delicacies of the seasou.
No pains will bo sou ml to Insure lliu comfort of
guests,
Oraugcvllle, dec. llVClMf.
J Oil l'ltlNTINO IN C'OLOHS,
Neatly executed at iliisollko.
Philadelphia Directory.
MoJorK.lt. AMMAN. C. H. ClLUSaisn. M.UOHT
jKTMAN, DITjLINOKR & CO.,
NO. 101 SOllTU T1IIUD HT. rillLADELrillA,
Two doors above Arch, formerly XX,
MANUVACTL'tlKllii A Nil J0111IKRS IN
OAIIPETH, tOriONS, YAllNrf, UATTINO,
Oil, CI.OT1IH, CARPET CHAINH, COltllAOE,
OIl.HHADEM.ailAIN 11AGH, TIE YAHN,
WICK TAHX, WIKH0W TAl'Xn, POVKHLKT!,
AISO,
WILLOW Ann WOODKX WAItV
llROO.MMiRlK'ltES.IOOKINa Ot.ASSr.S.TIlUNKS.
feb. 6,'6.
JgACJLE HOTEL.
hut NoBin TntKD Btrkxt,
K. I). (.'UMMING9, PitoriUKTOB.
jSTAIlLlSHED 1793.
JORDAN A BROTHER,
Wholesale Grocers, and Dealers lu
SALTPETRE AND BRIMSTONE
No SI9 North Third Bt.
Philadelphia,
G
W. DLA150N & CO.,
Manufacturers of
OIL CLOTHS AND WINDOW SHADES,
Warehouse, No. 121 North Third IHroet
Philadelphia.
G
EOllOE H. I10BEHT3.
Iinixirtcr and Dealer lu
HARDWARE, CUTLERY, OUNH, Ac.
No. 311 North Third Street, above Vino
Philadelphia.
C' II. IJOUNH. W.8. KISO. J.U. SISVUIIliT.
JJOItNE, KINO & SEYBERT,
WHOLESALE DRY GOODS.
No. 121 Market Street
PHILADELPHIA.
Oi-ders Illlod promptly at lowest prices.
January 3, 18QJ.
H
W. HANK'S
'WHOLESALE TOBACCO, SNUFF, AND
CIGAR WAREHOUSE,
No. It North Third Streel,
Between Cherry and Raco, westslde.
Philadelphia.
H. WALTEH,
Lato Walter A Kuub,
Irupurtor uud Dealer In
CHINA, GLASS, AND QUEENS W A Ittt,
No. 2.11 N. Third Street,
Philadelphia,
M.
KEPI1EAIIT,
WiTII
UAHNEri, DItO. & IIEBHON,
H ATS, CAPS, ST.'tAW GOODS A FURS,
No. SOI Market Street,
(bovo Fifth,)
PlIlLAnKU'lltA,
JOHN STItOUF & CO.,
Successors to Stroup A Brother,
WHOLESALE DEALERS IN FISH.
No. 21 North Wharves uud 2.' Norlh Third St
1 hlladc phla.
JlCHAItDSON.L. W1UCUIT, Jit.
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
NO. 12S SOUTH SIXTH STREET,
rilOI.ADKM'UIA.
ocl. !2,'09-ly
gNYDElt, 1IAHHIS it DASSETT,
Manufacturers und Jobbers of
MEN'S AND BOYS' CLOTHING,
Nob, S3 Market, and 522 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia.
ILL1AJI FISHER
WITH
THOMAS CARSON A CO.
wnoi. Khali:
DEALERS IN HOSIERY,
MEN'S FURNISHING GOODS,
LINENS A NOTIONS,
NO, 13 .NOIiril i'OUIITU hntKKT
I'lillaUulplilH.
June 1,'iS-Ciu
"yAHTMAN i ENGEL3IAN,
1 UllAaU, bis Ul' F i SEO Alt
MANUFACTORY,
No. 313 .NOUTlt 11 HUD STULET,
Second Door below Wood,
PHILADELPHIA.
J. W. Wautman. P. Enuelua.n.
"YyAIN WRIGHT & CO.,
VV UUI,bHAL,U UltUilltH,
N. E. Coruer Second ami Arch streets,
I'lULADLU'llU,
Dealers In
TEAS, bYRUPS, COFFEE, SUGAR, MOLASSES
Kill;, bricDi, m CAltll soda, jc, dc.
3-0rders will roc. ivo prompt iitleuliou.
may H.',07-tf.
Hotels.
jORK'S HOTEL,
OEOUUE W. MAUGKR, Proprietor.
The ubove well-known hotel has r,'iitiviiii,ii.r.
gone ladlcal changes lu Its lutemal arrange
meuts, and Its pro,rletorauuuuuce to his for
mer custom uud luetruvellug public that his uc
eomtuodatlous lor tho coinlorl of his guests are
secuud to uunu lu the country. His lable will
uluuBbu found supplied, uot only with sub.
slautlal Jood, but wllu ult the oelleucies of the
xrusuli. His wlues aud lluuors (except Ihut 1100-
ular beveiage known us ".VJiioy,") purchastd
direct from the Importing houses, are eutlrely
pute. aud Ir e Irom ult liolsouous drugs. Huts
lha'ikllll lur 11 Ubeial p.llrouaio In the past, uud
will con til. lie to dlselvu It in theluture.
Ul.utiui; w. MAUOER.
c
1 O Ij U M IU A 110 T 13 Xj.
II Y
UUHNAHp HTOIINUU,
lluvlnir latelv nur chatted liotl llltd nti thtt
wcli-liuuuu UoUUun Hotel l'ioijeity, louteti a
KhW UOOK4 AliOVK fl IE CO CUT KOl'hK.
011 thufcuiuofcidoof tbe direct, la tho town of
liluuiufcbury; uuil hulug outuliml h license lor
non;r. and kihtauant.
the Proprietor liiitdL'ttriniiied to sivotattin iu.
llo vlsiuut'tht) town uu Uuluc6bor I'leanurt-,
A LIXTLB MOHB ItOOM.
HlHittaMItiguUuUtxtt-iiitlve.atia Umttnl up
to (Ul buuultH uud (-11 r rliis!. in thn rtrv. Hi
jnuiuUes ilml utrvlhliu uL-oul IiJm fcbtuulMi
ititut h hill I bo coiutUL'tvU lu uu orderly uuU luw
till imtuuei: uuil retmctiullv Hohclitt n fein.r
of tliu iublio pHtrounce. niylVtfllt
QXC1IANOK 1I0TKU
lU.UOSUfHUUn. COLUillllA CO., PA,
Tliu uudt'rbikini-tl liavliis eu relinked this well.
known imil tLntiullvlui'iilfd houti. ihn Kt.
iltuuso JluU-l, kliuutu on MAIN HTItUKT, lu
liiOomkburu.iiiilUbdlHtfly opposllo tho Col urn
bin lounty l'-)Utl iioiue, it-npectfully Intonu
their iiitudb nnd tltu imblla lu ucutrui tluit
Ihelr lioiikti Uiiow luordur lor thu rt-cvi.tlim ud
tuUrtalitmtnt of trttvfllfiu who luuy be UI&ihm
i'U to lutui It with Ihtlr cusium, llicy lmt
hpuml noeipeubo In preparing the Kxchauet
for ihn tulfilalmnt'iit of their yucus uelthvr
uiiull ihuiti heuuylhlny uautlngou ihelrpartto
mlnUifi' to tbf ir peiMUiBl couiiort. Tho home
iiuviuu, uuu tnjovB ail tJtujiem out in ens io
ul Ion.
UuinlhUMtPy ruu At nil tltnu )iaIu.-i. thn Pt.
chuuuo Hultl and the various rulhoad dfiHU,by
whkTi trat-lfniWlllboplcuiuutly iMnvo;ed to
and irom the iisirirt'ilti kUiiniiM in iiue timn to
meet I he wiia. . KOONii A ClAlliC.
jiiot.iiuiiua', prtin, wis.
T
UIR I23PY JIOTKL.
I28PV. COI.UMmA COUNTV, PA.
The uiKlcrblgntil would Inform tho travfllllukC
ruollo Ihut ht link taueu IheMbovuhuuitMl tal
Ikhuivittuud thoroughly retlttud the atne for
the perfect couwulcnce of IiUkucsUi. UUi larder
will Lustu;kttl ulth Him be,! tlic mui-bi.t urtr,)-
lh) tUolctut IhiuoiB, wlnt'H aud clgaiaalwajt to
UU tUUUU U 1(4 UUI(
William Pirrrir.
Espy.!1.
Alir.a.OS-lf
I . - 7 UUU. J-U1TL. -
Lord Byron's Parowoll to Lady
Byron.
Tho following poom was addressed
by Lord Byron (0 lila wlfo nttcr thoy
had parted aftor n liuartleas world and
ambitious prldo bail severed two proud
and noblo licarls-afteraLord fori;othls
plctlgo of affectloii and a Lady her vows
of love, adoration and obodlenco. Why
they parted tho world will never truly
know; inch bad faults and each
tells a story It was pciltnps tho fault
of neither, but tho foolish interference
of hearties friends, who, after viewing
tho ruin wrought, shrunk back to hldo
their own crluio at tho cxpouso of all
tho misery nnd loneliness It cost. Lord
ilyron nnd Lady Byron novcr united
again Lady Byrou relumed to her
mother, whllo Lord Byron plunfjcd In
to a llfo of reckless wandering and
wretchedness :
Faro thee well I aud If forover,
Still forover.areficc mill
Evon though unforgiving, never
Oalnst theo shall my heart rebel.
Would that breast wcro bared before theo
Where thy head so oft hath lain,
While that placid sleep came o'er theo
Which Ihoit ne'er cun'st know again;
Would that breast, by thee glanced ovor,
Every Inmost thought could show I
Then thou wouldst at lost discover
Twns not well to spurn It so.
Though the world for this commcud thee-
Though It smile upon the blow,
Even Us praises mint offend thee,
Founded on another's woe
Though my many faults deface me,
Could no other arm be found
Thau tho 0110 which once embraced me,
To Inflict a cureless wound 7
Yet, oh yet, thyself deceive not,
Love may sink by slow decay,
liut by sudden wrench, bellevo not
Hearts cm thus bo torn uwayj
Bllll thine own Its llfo retains) h
Still must mine, thine bleeding, boat,
And the undylns thought that paiueth
Is that we no more may meot.
Tnose uro words of deeper sorrow
Than the wall above the dead!
1Mb. shtll live, but overy morrow
Wakes us from a wldow'd bed.
Ami when thou wouldst solace gather,
Wheu our child's first accents flow.
Wilt thou tiach herto say "I'atkbk I"
Though his euro she must forego 7
When her little hands shall press thee,
Wheu her lip to thlno Is prest,
Think of him whoso prayer shall bless tliee
Think of him Uu love had bloss'd I
Should her lineaments resemble
Those thou never inayst seo.
Then thy heart will softly tremble
With a pulse still true to me.
All my faults perchance thou knowest,
All my maduesH none can leuow;
All my hopes whero'r thou gocst,
Wlillher-yet with thee they go.
Every feeling hath beenshakouj
Pride, which not 11 world could bow,
Bows to thee by thee forsaken,
Even my soul forsakes mo now;
Hut 'lis done all words are idle
Words from me aro vainer still j
Uut tho thought! v, 0 cannot bridle
Force their way without the will.
Faro theo well l-tlius disunited,
Torn from every nearer tie,
Sear'd in heme, and lone, aud blighted
More than this I scarce can die.
Lady Byron's Answor.
The following Is Lady Byron's reply
to Lord Byron. Lady Byron first mot
Lord Byron at one of tho English pur
ties sno rewseil tlio hand of tho poet
when first offered, but 0110 year later
contented to becomo his wife. Sho was
a woman of rare beauty and flno taste,
but, liko Byron, was too proud to brook
insult or live i moment with thoso sho
deemed neglectful. In her lines to By
ron, (lie leader will discover several ill-
timed allusions to his devotion to oth
er women nnd neglect of her. This, to
one so Bensitivo us Byron, was worso
than poison, and drove the brightest
mum in England down to tho very
tieptiis 01 misery and crime:
Vcs I farewell-farewell forever!
Thou thyself hast fixed our doom,
Hade hope's fairest blossoms wither.
Ne'er ugaln for me to bloom
L'nfoiglvlnglhou bast called mo
Didst thou ever myargttt!
For Iho wretch whose wiles beguiled lliee
1 liou ulotle dldsl seem to live.
Short the space which time has given
To complete thy love's decay;
Ily unhallowed passion driven,
Soon thy heart was taught to stray.
Lived lor mo that feeling tender
Which thy verse so well can show,
From my arms why didst thou wander,
My cudearmeuls why forego?
Oh, too lato thy breast was bared,
Oh, too late to me was shown
That thy love I once had shsrod,
And alrtady It Is flown.
Wraptln dreams of Joy abldlug,
On thy breast my head hath lain,
In thy love and truth couUdlog,
llllss I ne'er can know again.
That dark hour did first discover
In thy soul the hideous stain
Would these eyes had closed foiuver,
Ne'er to weep thy crimes again,
Rut Hie Impious wish, O Htuvcnl
From thy record blotted be;
Yes, I would llvo, O Ryrou,
For the lube I'vo borue for thee!
In whuse lovely features (let me
All my weakness here confess,
Whilst the struggllug tears permit me,)
All the father's I cau trace
lie whose tmage never leaves me,
Hu whose liuuge still I prize,
Who Ibis bitterest feellug gave me,
SHU to love where I despise.
With regret and sorrow rather.
When our child's first accents How,
1 will teach her to say hilher,
Uut this guilt sho nu'er shall know.
Whilst to-morrow aud to-ruorrow
Wake me from a widowed bed.
On another's arm, no sorrow
Wilt thou feel, uotrar wilt shed.
I the world's approval sought uol,
When I tore myself from thee;
Of Its praise or blame 1 thought not
What's Its pralso or blame tu me ;
He so prized so loved adored,
From his heart my image drove;
On my head contempt has poured,
And preferred a wuutou's love.
Thou utt pruud: but mark me.llyruu,
I've a heart proud as thine own.
Soft to love, but hard as Iron
Wheu contempt Is o'er It thrown;
Hut, farewell I I'll not upbraid thee.
Never, never, wish theo ill;
Wrelchod though thy crimes have made me,
If thou cau'st be happy still.
Two uichlns "Tom" and "Jack,"
went to school for tho first time. Tho
teacher asked "Tom" what his 11111110
wns.
"Taum," replied tliu boy.
"No, my boy you should not say
Tom,' but ray "i'liom-iis."'
"Taumas" repeated tliu boy.
"That's better. Now my Jud," tald
hu, turning to the other, whoso facu
euddonly brightened up with a newly
conceived Idtn'whal's .yojir name?"
"Jlick-ass," replied tho urchin,
promptly.
ci'tniiuuiiiiiuu:),
rrovention or Scarlet Tevor.
Scarlet fever is n highly conta
gious disease, and spreads from ono ner.
son to another, and Is thus propngated
in ininiiies, towns, and districts. It Is
tiicreforo highly desirablo that overv
ono should understand tho naturo of
mis diseaso, nnd tho means of provent
Ing Its spreading. It Is always attend
cd with n scarlet eruption on tho skin.
and is mostly accompanied by n soro
tiiroat. wnenover children have sore
throats or eruption on tho skin, tlmw
should bo separated from tho rest of tho
family until n doctor lias seen them, or
uieso symptoms havo disappeared.
There is every reason to bellevo that
during thoprogress of this dlsoaso not
only thucruption of thoskin.but overy-
umig mat is thrown from tho body of
tho Infected person Is heavily laduu
with tho germs or seeds which aro ca
pablo of propagating tho iliscaso in
another person. Tho dischnrgo from
the nose and throat aro especially vir
ulent, 'ihcro Is also reason to bellevo
that tho discharges from tho bowels aro
thobamo. Tho kidnoys nro frequently
dangerously diseased in scarlet fever,
and tho becretlou from these organs is
ulso probably highly contagious; tho
power 01 spreading tho poison by nietiui
of these becretions Is uot confined to
their immediately leaving tliu body,
but continue long alter.
It is 011 this account that when these
secretions havo found their way to tho
cesspool ana sewer, they may still give
off poison to tho turrounding uir, and
persons breathing it may become infec
ted. Taking theso things Into consid
eration, it will bo seen that it Is neces
sary, if possible, to destroy aud annihi
late this poison before It leaves tho room
where tho person is whoso body has
produced it. Tho following directions,
drawn up by Dr. W. Build, should In
all cases bo curried into ofl'ect:
"1. Tho room should bo cleared of all
needless woolen orother draperies which
might possibly servo to harbor tho pois
on. 2. A basin charged with ehloiido or
earbolato of lime, or some other conve
nient disinfectant, should bo kept con
stantly on tho bed for the patlont to
spit into.
3. A largo vessel, containing water
impregnated with chlorides, or with
Coudy's fluid, hhould always stand in
tho room for tho reception of all bed
aud body linen immediately on Its ro
moval from tho person of tho patient.
1. Pocket handkerchiefs should not
be used.and small pieces of rag employ
ed instead for wiping the mouth nnd
nose. Each pieco, after being once used
should bo immediately burnt.
j. As tho hands of nurses of necessity
becomo frequently soiled by tho iecro
tions, a good supply of towels and two
basins one containing water with Con
dy's iluid or chlorides, and nnother
plain soap and water, bhould bo always
at hand for tho immediate removal of
tho taint.
0. All glasses, cups, or other vessels,
used by or about tho patient, should be
scrupulously cleaned before being used
by others.
7. Tho discharges from thebowels and
kidneys Miould bo icccived on their
overy issuo from tho body into vessels
charged with disinfectants."
By these measures tho greater part of
tho germs which aro thrown off by In
ternal surfaces may bo robbed of their
power to propagato the disease. Tho
poisonous germs that nro thrown off
from tho skin requires a somewhat dif
ferent tieatment. Tho plan recommen
ded by Dr. Budd for tho purpose of pro-
venting the poison from the skin being
disseminated through the air Is to put
oil all over tho skin. This practice is
to commcuco on the fourth day niter
tho appearance of tho eruption, nnd to
bo continued every day until tho pa
tient is well enough to take a warm
bath, in which the whole person Is well
washed with disinfectant soap and wa
ter. Theso baths should bo administer
ed overy other day,for four tlmcs.whcu
the disinfection of the skin may bo re
garded as complete This proceeding
bhould not, however, bo adopted with
out consulting tho medical man who is
in attendance on the patient. Speaking
of tho plaiu above recommended, Dr.
Budd says:
"Tho buccess of this method In my
own hands lias been very remarkable.
For a period of nearly twenty years,
during which 1 have employed It inn
very wido field, I havo novcr known
tho tllscabo spread in a ttltiglo instance
beyond the alck room, and In very few
instances within it. Tltno after time I
have treated the fever in houses crowd
ed from attic to basement with children
and others, who have, nevertheless, es
caped Infection, Tho two elements In
the method are, separation on tho ono
hand, and disinfection on tho other."
Hadn't Cents Enough. Muggins
hub a sharp potter.
This chap returned from thepoat-ofllco
tho other day with Muggins' papers and
informed that noted Individual that
there was a letter in the ofllco which he
couldn't got.
"Couldn't get It ! Why could'nt you
get It, you stupid ?" asked Muggins.
'There's fivoceiilsto pay ou it."
Why didn't you pay II?" asked Mug
gins, with indignation.
"I badii't tents enough."
"Youfooll"tald Muggins, storming,
'hero take this five-cent piece and gft
that letter lu litliu quicker than no
tlmo."
"No two 1 tell you," replied tho fel-
low, "they won't let mo havo It."
"Tho dlcl.TUs tiny won't. I'd llkoto
know the reason, toft I" mid Muggins,
now thoroughly angry.
"Bckase," replied tho fellow, looking
back tobco tbaf tho door was open, "tliu
letter wasn't for you."
The chap retreated from tho now ud
denly, while an Inkstand followed his
noggin at u speed of about '01 -10.'
i
Hiring- a Brakesman.
Many a year sinco.soon nfter the open
ing oi thu Norwich and Worccster.Ball
road, a stout-looking Innocent, about
six feet In his stockings, with thews
anu thighs to match.stood in tho depot
at Worcester, with evident admiration
of tho "bran new" ears and snorting
locomotive which had arrived at tho
station. A roguish citizen who stood
near him, watched his undisguised won
der attentively, anil drawing near, en
tered into conversation with him,
Ho was "down from Vermont nfter
work nnd wanted to get a chatico on
ono of these hero railroads."
"So I" said the other. "Why don't
you go and see tho Superintendent?"
'W-a-I, I would If I kiiow'd whero
to find him."
"Oh I then como along with me I'm
going right to hlsofilce."
Accordingly off went tho twain, right
to the store whero that demurest of all
hoaxcrs.Jem B.,stood like n patriarchal
spider, waiting for any unsophisticated
human fly that might flounder into his
nest.
"Ah!" bald the wag whoactcd as pilot,
"(hero ho Is. Hero's a young man, Mr.
B., who wants a berth on tho railroad
as brakesman."
Jem was pesttd Immediately.
"Well, 1 don't know. Wo'vo had u
good many applications for thopost.and
in fact I had engaged a man to go out
on the train, but hu is uot up to his en
gagement, and I will talk to you
Havo you ever been accustomed to rail
roading V"
"W-it-1, no, 1 ain't j but I guess I
could learn it mighty soon. What's the
wages V"
"Thirty-six dollars n month and
clothes."
"W-a I, mister, I'm ready, ef you say
so, to take right hold."
"Very well, then; I'll send you out
on this train; but I wish to put you up
on your guard with roferenco to ono
matter, and that is, thoro Is set of
troublesome fellows continually hang
ing around tho train pretending to be
long to tho road. Some of them may
interfere with you. If they do, put
them off tho curs at once tell them I
put you on the Iraln.and take no orders
or Impudcuco from any one of them.
As to your duties, when you hear ono
whlstlo, screw on your brakes; If two
alarms aro sounded, screw them down
hard ; and then, when thrco aro given,
loosen tho brakes for the train to go on.
I'll go with you nnd put you on tho
train. You return hero to night aud
then 1 will seo about your boarding
place."
Accordingly down they went to tho
station, and thero tho pretended Super-
intended showed hii employee the
brakes and the mode of using thorn, leav
ing him with n fresh Injunction to
"knock down any one whoattempted to
interfere with him."
Before many minutes tho Verinouter
had n customer. Tho whistle- sounded
and on went the brake.
"What uro you doing with that
brake?" Minuted legitimate brakemiin
Jump oil' if you don't want your head
broke."
Jonathan looked at tho rudo interro
gator (a small man) with contempt, but
uistiaiRCd a reply.
"S-h-rcel!s h-icel wh-oo," went tho
whistle, and tho new brakeraan screw
ed away for dear life, until snap went
the chain.
Ihls wns a cup too much, and off
went tho infuriated Httlo brnkeinan for
assistance.
What nre you doing there?" asked
the conductor, who returned with tho
man; and stepping upon the ear, ho
placet! ins hand upon Jonathan with a
view to summary ejectment. A brief
strugglo ensued, at tho termination of
which tho conductor lay sprawling
upon his back, with the small brake
man's bead Jammed between bis legs.
"Come on ye darned heathens I "
shouted Jonathan, now fairly roused
"come on I I'll learn ye to cut updidoes
uround me. I'm hired. I be. M.
hired mo for tho busluess, nnd ef I don't
learn ye ter tend to yer own, it'll bocoz
yer stronger'n I bo I"
A fresh struggle ensued between our
hero nnd somo half dozen others em-
ployed on tho train, who had gathered
around, and Jonathan wns overpower-
eu.vnen an explnuatlon took place.and
the Superln tendenlV'store" was sought
for, but could not bo found, as tho In
corrigible wng hnd not been so Incau
tious as to mako tho engagement In hla
own storo ; and although ho was strong
ly suspected as being the author of the
?oo practical Joke, no proof could be
had, for by a shrewd management of
tho muscles of his face, aud eool assur-
anco aided by a different tlrcbs, ho sue
ceeded in arguing Jonathan out of his
suspicion, the latter having charged
him with tho hoax. The best part of
tho Joko was thu denouement. The
actual Superintendent hearing of tho
uiuomitauio pluck displayed by tho
Verinouter, sent for him, and did real
ly engage him, and it is said that he
now satisfactorily fills an Important
post upou ono of tho great Western
roads.
An Incident in the Early His
touy of O reenbackh. Tex ta o f Scrl n-
turo havo ofteu been Inscribed upon
coins. Ono of tho most reraarkablo h
on n copper coin Issued by tho Papal
uovernmciit, on which aro tho worib
I'tc vobii illrlttbtis 'Woo to you who
nro rich I" When tho greenbacks wero
first Jesued by tho United Stales, Mr.
Chase, then Secretary of tho Treasury,
consulted, among otheis, tho President
of ono of tlio Philadelphia banks in ro
gard topUcIng some motto upon them
buch forcjtauiple, as lias sineo been
impressed upon thu five-cent pieces
"In (Jed we trust." After inentloulug
buM-ral Scilptural texts that had occur
red to him, tho Secretary usked our
banker's oplulou. "Perhaps," was the
reply, "tho most appropriate would be
"Silver uud gold have I none j but
such as I havo give I thee!" The pro
Ject was abttudoued.,iVJieofV Juja-zlnr.
VOL, XXXIII NO. 44.
Josh Billings Papers.
THE DISTRIKT8KOOLMA8TER.
There la ono man In thlsbasemont
world that 1 always look upon with
mixt pheciings orpltty nnd respokt.
"Pitty and respokt," as n general
mlxtur, don't mix well.
You will find them both traveling
around ntnuiigst folks, but not often
growing on tho snmo bush.
When they do hug each other they
mean sumthlng.
Pity, without respokt, hain't got
much woro oats in It than digust has.
I had rather a man would hit mo on
thosldo ov tho head than tewpltty me.
But thero Iz 0110 man In this world to
whom I nlways take oph ml hut, and
remain uncovered until he gits safely
by, and that Iz the dlsrlktskoolmaster.
When 1 meet him, 1 look upon him
az u martyr Just returning from tho
stake, or on his way thareto be cooked.
Uu leads n more lunesutn and single
llfo than an old bachelor, and a more
anxious one than an old maid.
ilo iz rcmcmberedjist nbout as long
una auektlountelynznEldo bord iz by
a traveling paek pedlar.
If ho undurtnkes tew mako his skol
lars lovo him, thoehauces are he will
neglect their larnln.and if he don't lick
them now and then pretty oftun, they
will soon lick him.
The distrlktskoolmaster hain't trot n
friend on the flat sidu of the earth. Tho
boys snow ball him during teces?; the
girls put water in his hair dye: and the
skool committee malk him work for half
the money nbar tender gits, nnd board
liim around the neighborhood wharo
theyglvo him coffee, sweetened with
molassls, tew drink, and kodflsh balls
3 times a day for vlttles.
And.wlth all this abuso I never heard
ov n distrikt 9koolinaster swaring enny
louder than Con dera it.
Don't talk tow mo about the pashunce
ov anshunt Job. Job had pretty plenty
of biles all over him, no doubtbut they
werouu oiono breed.
Every young ono In atlistrlkt skool is
a bilo of different breed, and each one
needs a different kind ov poultlss tew
git a good head on him.
A distrikt skoolmaster, who duz a
square Job and takes his codfish bawls
reverently, iz a better man to day tew
havo lielng around loose than Solomon
would be, arrayed In all ov his glory.
Solomon was better at writine Drov.
erbs and managing a large family than
ho would bo tow navigate distrikt skool
houses.
Enny man who has kept a distrikt
skool for ten years, and boarded arouud
thu naberhood, ought tew bo mado a
magcrglncral, and havo a penshun fur
tho remainder uv his natral days, and
a boss to do his goin round in.
But, as u general consequence a dis
trict skool-uiaster haint got enny more
warm menu than an old blind fux houn
liaz.
Ho isjist about ns welkum aj a tax
gatherer Iz.
He iz rcspoktcd a good deel ai. a man
Iz who woowoadebt uv 50 dollars to,
and don't mean tew pay.
He goes through life on u back road,
us poor as a wood sled, and finally is
missed but whatever becums uv his
remains 1 Lau't tell.
Fortunately ho is not often a seusitive
man, for if he wuz he couldn't euuy
more keep a distrikt skool than he could
filo a cross cut saw.
Whi iz it that these meu aud wlm
men, who pa&huutly, and with crazed
urain, teach our lcmorseless brats tho
tejus mcanin uv tho alphabet, why take
the first welding heatuv thclrdestlnys,
wlio lay tho steppln stones und enkur-
rogo them to mount unwarda. who hav
dun moro hard and mean work than
enny klass on tho l'utsool, who hav
prayed over tho reprobate, slrcne-thon-
ed tho timid, restrained tho outrageous,
and flattered the imbecile, who hav
uvea on kodfish nnd vilo koffce, nnd
hain't been heard to swaro Whi Iz it
that thoy nro treated llkoa vagrant fid
ler, danced to for a night, paid oph in
tho morning, and eagerly forgotten '.
1 naa rather burn a coal pit. or keep
tho ilys out uv a butcher's shop in the
mouth uv August, than meddle with
the distrikt pkooi blzzJucAS.
Two Conundrums. A youmr ladv.
who was a firm advocate of total absti
uence, when riding from her father's
country seat to a neighboring village,
met a youug man on foot, who was car
rying a buspielous looking Juc. Sho
at onco reined in her horue, nnd asked
him what ho had In his jug.
L,ooKing up with a comical leer, ho
simply winked ono eyo and smackedhls
lips, to indicate that It contained snmo-
thing good.
Tho young lady supposing tho monnt
ulcohol.Imuiedlately began to talk tern-
pcrance, but her auditor requested tho
privilege or first asklnc her Just ono
simple little question.
"What Is It?" sho inquired.
"It Is this," ho replied. "WIiv Is mv
jug liko your sido saddle Y"
Sho could not tell.
"It's because it holds a gal on," ho
aid.
"What trifling?" exclaimed tho In.
dlguant youug lady, und then contin
ued : "0ungma11, do you not per
celve "
"Just ono moro qiifctIou,"intorrupted
her auditor, "and theu I'm done. Why
is my Jug also liko tho assembly room
of n female semluary nt roll call V"
"I'm isure I don't know'"- petulantly
replied the young lady.
ell, it's because It's full 0' latset."
said the incorrigible auditor.
iho fair lectuter touched her xi.irWc.i
horse with tho whip and was soon out
of hearing of the rudo young man.
"Tin: cow," eald uu emrluoer. "tt'Bs
standing square on tho track. The lo
comotivo struck her nml threw her ten
feet high over a fence. She landed
plump on her feet, und, strange to tay
bho wasn't hurt a bit."
"But dhlti't she look scared?" Innntr.
cd a llstouer.
"Well, I don't know whether hd
was scaled or uot. but sho lrxirri n ,1
deal discouraged,"
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A Clergyman's folic.
I was spending tho night at a hotel In
Frccport, Illinois. After breakfast I
went Into tho sitting room, whero I met
n pleasant, chatty,' good humored trav
eler, who, liko myself, was waiting for
tho morning train from Galena. Wo
conversed freely nnd pleasantly on
several topics, until seeing two young
ladlM meot and kiss each other In the
street, tho conversation turned on kiss
ing, Just about the tliuo tho train was
approaching.
"Come," said ho taking up his carpet
bag.'s'lnco wo nro on so sweet n subject,
let us havo n practical application. I'll
make a proposition to you. I'll ngreo
to kiss the most beautiful lady lu the
cars from Galena, you boing tho Judge,
If you will kiss the next prettiest, I be
ing thojudge."
This proposition staggered mo a little,
and I could hardly toll whether ho was
In earnest or In fun, but ns ho would bo
as deeply lu It as I could bo possibly, I
ugreed, provided ho would do tlio first
kissing, though my heart failed some
what as I saw his black eyes fairly
dunce with daring.
"Yes," said he, 'I'll try it first, you
take tho back car, and go in from tho
front end, where you can see the faces
of the ladies, and you stand by tho ono
you think tho handsomest, and I'll
como in from behind and kis3 her.
I had hardly stcppedlnslde of the cars
wheu I saw nt the first glance one of
the loveliest looking women my tye3
ever fell on ; a beautiful blondo with
auburn hair and a bright sunny face, full
of love and sweetness, and radiant aud
glowing as tho morning. Any furthor
search was totally unnecessary. I im
mediately took my staud in tho isle by
her lde. She was looking out of tho
window earnestly, as if expecting 3cmo
one. The back door of the car opened,
aud In stepped my hotel friend. I point
ed my finger slyly.never dreaming that
he would carry out his pledge, nnd you
mny imagine my horror and amazement
when ho stepped up quickly behind her
and, stooping over, kissed her with a
relish that made my mouth water. I
.expected of course, a shriek of terror,
and then a row generally and a knock
down, but astonishment succeeded as
tonishment, when I saw her return tho
kiss with compound Interest.
Quick ns a flash he turned to mo and
said: 'Now sir, It Is your turn,' point
ing out a hldoously ugly wrinkled
old woman In the seat behind.
"Oh.youmustexcusome! you must!"
I exclaimed. "I'in sold this time. I
give up. Do tell mo who you havo
been kissing."
"Well," said he, "since you aro a
man of so much taste, and such quick
perception, I'll let you off." And we
all burst Into a hearty peal of laughter
as he said, "This is my wife. I have
been waiting for her. I knew that it
was n safe proposition,"
He told the story to his wife, who
looked ten-fold sweeter as sho heard it.
Before wo reached Chicniro wo ex
changed cards, and I discovered that
my genial companion was a popular
Episcopalian minister of Chicago.
Somethinc Coming.
A COLUMN OF MAGNETIC LIGHT FROM
THE BUN STRETCHING EARTHWARD.
Tho bun'a atmosphere, say scictitifk'
men, is in a highly excited condition.
A column of magnetic I Jght is shootim:
out further aud further from tho solar
sphere, aud it Is now stretching on
forty-fivo millions of miles. In othe.
words, It has accomplished half the dl.i
tiuica between us and the sun I The !
teieatlr.g question, uud unu on whlcl ,
pcihapa, wo do not wish any moreligl 1
of this character, Is : Ilo w long will .
bu before it finishes the rest of tho di
tnnceand bridges the gigantic chasi.
between tho earth and tho sun ? It I .
messenger tent out to snatch us up 1.
food for tho insallato monster Ih.t
keeps himself warm by dovourlr.
plants, and whoso firo-rating pvopci.f.
ties this whole earth would satisfy foi
few days only. If so, how long w..
this emissary bo in reaching us, n..
carrying tho globe awny as If we wi r
gigantic lump of coal for a roaring fin
unco? This column of light at Interval
Indicates Its approach by flashing anti
corruseating with frcbh brilliancy, r
decided aro Its effects that two astiot
mers, ono at London, tho other at O.v
ford, and neither knowing tho ox peri
euccsof tho other supposed that tlu-
dark glass of their telescopes had how,
broken or put out of range, no slronj.'
was tlio Hash of golden light upou the
vision. Ills predicted that before tin
end of next year this magnetic light
will havo got near enough to us to
mako Its immcdiatoand actual Influeuce
upon the earth distinctly felt. It h
announced Hint In consequence wo may
expect to seo phenomena that havi
never been eeen or known before by
the human race. If any of our readers
nro tiicreforo yet disposed to complain
of tho weather and tho earthquakes, let
them remember that, by this time next
year, thoy may havo an entiro now lino
of experiences to expUIn nnd endure.tn
comparison with which tho fitful win
ter and rough, rudo autumn of to-day
muy seem liko 11 Juno morniui;in para-
dlso, und tho earthquake's shock and
tho llghtnlug'8 Btorm .1 placid rockluL'
lu Iho cradlo with a pleasant lullaby of
tiumuer.
Negro Doctoring. A gentleman
lu Alabama, 011 exerting himself ono
day, felt it sudden pain, and fearing his
Internal iiiachlnery had been thrown
out of gear, sent for n negro on his plan
tatlou, who made eome pretenllons to
medical skill, to prescrlbo Tor him. Tlio
negro having Investigated tho e.ui-ie,
prepared and administered a doso to
his patleut, with tlio utmost
ufn bpcctly euro.
Io icllef being ixperienced.huwcvtr,
tho gentleman sent fur 11 jihyshinu.wlio
ca arriving liirjulicd of tho negro what
uicdklne ho had given his master.
" Rosin uu' itlluiii, blr!"
"Whut did you glu him them fur?
continued thu doctor.
"Do ullum to draw tie purls tci.eddir,
und do rosin to rodder urn.
Tho patieut evcutuully movercd.