KATES OP ADVEBTIOING.
One -qtiarr, (It'll lino or lli ciiiiUh
I'lit In nonpareil typclotioor two Wer.
lent In iioiiimrcll tvnci
tlont, jl.ri; three Inscrliolix, 2.(W.
SPACE.
H.
3.
or. lr.
Onusquam., ...
Two KrpinrcN..
Thrrc squnres
11,110
6,00
7,no
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12,00
1S.00
H,'J0
7,110
0,00
11,00
11,00
I00
16,00 110,00
tl,U 15,00
12,00 1K.O0
17,00 23.CO
10,80 80,00
30,00 00,00
... 3,10
''shed every' Friday morning
,1 Columbian Building near the
Niouscv.by ' ""if
bor otuI EKopitiotpi'.
I 1 MluWpil
"is. Two ttoBnrs fftfjravr; pnyn-
nlvrinco. ' WAW
Knur squares..
.7,00
luni ler column,. 10,00
Half column 1,".(X1
Oiio column 80,00
80,00
40,00
00,00 1O0.CO
lYocutnr'H or Administrator's Notice.
W.00; Auilitor'aor Assignee's Notice,
2.60.
Local Notices, twenty cents lino
by the yenr ton cents.
Cards In llio "Directory" column,
t2.00 per year for tlio llrst two lines,
niul 1,00 fur each additional line.
BLOOMSBU11G, PA., FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 1869.
.id with ' tieatiibea'.ntid'
VOLUME III NO. SC.
COL DEM.-VOL. XXXIII NO. 25).
11 UlSpiUCll,
Sue
1 JfijMjjPBB? MUjfffllY.
METZ. dcalerlH BtoVM A tinware, Main
ovo court house. ' vl-n 13
ltUPEHT, stoves nnd tinware, Hupcrl
c, Mnln kUi west of Market. ' V1-1H3
CLOTHING, .APtvv
, i 1 :
' fENBEIta.mrrcnanttalUir, MalnBt., 2d
' above American house, fjin-i vl-m3
' lOKllIS, Merchant Tailor nnd.Agcnt fur
slew I'tirhnm Hewing Machine, corner of
ind Main Street ftljUYe'Mllltr'B Store.
i Ifl.r VS-uM.
J'nuo87omaMiQA'Lsy. tc.
I DUOfC drtlgglsM arid apothecaries,
'er's block Main t. ' V1-U13
iit?. ilmffirtat Mil a not1ifJa nr.. ltnnert
fit. Main t. west of Market.. ... vl-uM
CLOCKS, "WATCHES,, fO.
r ZUrriNaEK. Watches! Spoctaclennd
ryosc. Main Street noariW est Bt. YJul5
V i i T .
11EHNHABD, Watch and clock" maker.
lOulheaatcorner Main and Iron ts.vl-nJ.)
v,VAai5,deler In clocks walctieB and
' Iry, Mam at., just below American
JOAIIT, watch and clock' VnaVcr, Market
IlowMaln. 1 1 vl-nM
BOOTS AND) BUOES.i
l', UOWN, boot and nhoomaker.Moln (street
'alio Court Itonse. ' ; .' " Vl-nl3
i uEDEH.rannnfactUfcr'nnddeaierlnboota
1 ihoes.Malnst;, opposite JEplsoopal ehurch
t KLEIM.-mahnraclnrerJnnd denier In
I and shoes, groccrlotroto., East Blooms
, Inst.- ' ' vl-nll
, m , . r I,. ,V n 1l!
11KTZ, boot and ulioomakcr, Mnln t.,
i'.'r llartman'g store, west of Market street,
vl-nll
PBOS'ESSIONAIi;': r
ANS.M. D.sargeon ana physician fcoutli
lilnsU.bcloVMarltct.. , 1 ;, ., vl-nl3
. '' ; ' i , ,' V.il ,t... i
F. Kinney Surirboh doutist, teothcxtrnc t
Uhout pain. Malu St., noarly orposlta
lcuurdi. ; . . mi inl ,vl""'8
KKLVY, M. D. BUrBeon and physician
nlilo Main St., below Mnrkot, ' vl-nlJ
TT1SK, M. svjfgson1 'and Thyslclau,
t su. above-Main; vl-m '
- O. HOWEH, anreeou dtnttst, Main St.,
.n.'court house. ' ' vl-nti
LL , L , , I ,, Ui
, i. M. llober, Surgeou nud riiyslcl.m.Ex-
e UlocK over Webb'B llooK store, va-niti
. llllHON, Altorne'y-at-rW.lifnco llart
s bnlldlng.MalnHtrcet. VJ-U20
1 1
, r:EtiER, Attorney.at-Ij.wlOfllcc, 21 Iloor
1 ' tchnnue llloclc; near me "ISxchnnBo Ho-
INEBY & FANCY GOODS.
KLINE,. Millinery. nnd'Pancy Ooods,
J Jtreet uolow Market. vimo
.17..IK llAniCLEY, milliner, llnmsey
.liiig.Malast., ,, .vl-ufl
'. D. WE11B, fancy coods, notions, Ixioks,
mcryy Kxohnnge block Mnlustrcot.
H u " ' 1 ' " ' t..
EltMAN, millinery and fancy goods op-
Episcopal church, Main st, vlui3
,, UL1A A. & BADE UAUKLKV, ladles
i s and dress patterns, southeast corner
d west st. r '.,"v. vl-n!3
.. DEUHICK80N, millinery and fancy
t, MulntopposUo Votut lloilsa.1 vl-nll
. U. KUltMAN, milliner. Mala St., below
1 1 nun's store, west of Market su vuii
IH.11 11ARMAN .mllUnery and lancy
Mulu street Just below American bouse.
Ol'KLSi AND -SALOONS.
OCK, oyster and eating saloon, Amun.
II" ouse, Mulu sW, lKiUtoriutoeU. suiKnu-
'Ell & 'JAU01iy, coilfectloury, b.iucrj,
yster suloon, wnolesala and retail, Ex
lock, Main si. ' .. vi:uu
OUANBEVILLE DIBK0T0RY.
DH. O. A. M1X1AUOEI-, physclnn and surEeon,
Stain St., neit door to 6ood'B Hotel. vl-ul?
BltlCK 1IOTEI, and refreshment saloon, by
Wm. Mnslcller cor. of Mnlunnd l'lnesl.vlui7
1TAUMAN nilOTl lEItH. Tnnnc rs nnd mann fnc
fl tuners of ltnlher, on Mnln St., below Uoods'
hotel. v2-nl7
ifAVn) HEltniNO
Flour nnd Orlst Mill,
Uenler In grnln, Mill Street. V
and
-n7
nOWElt Si HEUtUNO, donlcr 111 dry gwids,
J groceries, lumber and general Merchandise
Mnln st. - vl'nl7
PHILADELPHIA DIRECTORY
"y I LLI AM PISIIEH
WITH
THOMAS CAUHON A CO.
M'ltOI.ISAI.R
DHALIUIS m Jiosninv,
MEN'S I'UHNISIIINO aooiw,
I.1NENS & NOTIONS,
NO, IS KORTIt I'OUItTlt HrilKKT
l'UILADVl.VJUA.
lino 1,'0'J-Cm
JOHN FHYMIHE, saildlo nnd hnrucssmaker
Main St., above the Bwan Hotel. vl-tH7
u7w7"cot.EMAN, Merchant tailor nnd
, Ucnt's furnishing goods, Mnln Ht., next door
to the brick hotel.
Vl-nl7
JOHN 8TKOUP A CO.,
Mucci'ssois to Kironp a iimtiicr
W1IOL1-WALE DEALERS IN Hull,
No, S4 North Whnres, inn' Ui NuM V ii.in.,
PblliutelplilH
JAMIM 11. HAUHAN, Cabinet Maker, nnd Un
dertaker. Main Hi., below l'lne. Vl-nl7
H,
H.4C. KELCHNEIt, Blacksmiths, on Mill
Htreet, nenr l'lno. vl-n!7
G.
WILLIAM DELONO Bhocmnkernnd mnnufac
turcrof Urlck,MlllSt.,wcstofrino vlnll
LEWIS It. BCHUYLEn, Iron founder, Machin
ist, luid Mnuufactutcr of plows, Mill St.vl-nl7
MILKS A. WILLIAMS A Co'ranncrsand Man
ufacturors of leather, Mill Btrcet. vl-nl7
All. IIEHIUNU & UUOTHEll, Carpenters anil
, llnlldcrs, Mnln Street , below l'lnu. vl-u 17
SAMUEL SI I AIIPLEHS, Mnker of I he I Inyhurst
Umlu Cradle. Mnln Ht. v2n5.
hnrness maker
Omngovlllo, opposite Krnmo church. vl2nll
T M. HA11MAN, saddle nnd
s
0ATAWISSA DIUEOTOUY.
SUHtlUEHANNAorllrlck Hotcl.fi.Kostebnuder
proprietor, south-east corner Main and Hecond
Street. "i-llPJ
1). IHNARI), dunlcr In stoves and lln-unrr,
Mnln Street. v2-u!2
WM.
It. ABHETT, attorney at law.Mnln Hlreet.
V2-UI2
GILBEItT A KLINE, dry roikIs, griHerles, and
general merchandise, Mnln Hlreet v'J-nl
JOHN O. YKAGKK it CO.,
Wholesale iietiirrs in
HATH, CAPS, STltAW (IOOHS, AND
LADIES' l'UI'.H.
Nn. 'St7 North Third Hlicl,
Mnr.l0,'i,0-ly Phlladelphln.
L,
KK11.I.U. billiard tmtnon, nyhtcrH, uinl k-o
c renin in season Malu Btrt-ct, v2ul'J
K. DALI.M AN, Morchnnt Tailor, Becond Ht.,
lloblilns' llulldlug. V2-H1S.
EBr-
nn. J. K. itonniNH
jj MecoinlHt., below Mulu.
Hurneoa Rtid riiynlclnu.
vs-n is.
J II. KiSTI.Klt'CiitlAwimillonNP," Worth West
.Corner Main iiud St'couU ytrootn. vil-nis.
MM. nilOUMT, duulur in Uuiivrul MtTclmiulNc,
, Dry Onads, (IrocerloH Ac, v2-nlH,
LltlllT STUEET DlltEUTOltY.
1)KTElt NT, dealer lu dry gootls, groceries,
tlour, fet-d, halt, Iron, nulla, etc.. hlght
JTKUWILUaEI Cubluetmaker,
HUd CliitlruiHktir.
UuderUikor
vlulO
IT U. OMAN &
II above school house,
Wheelwrights, llrsl door
TW.HANKEY. dealer Inrnther, lIldon,Ilark
tf ouj. umii am lor uiuch.
vl-nll)
RS. ENT, dealer lu
tlllU brandies.
bturos uud ttuiwareln
JOHN A. OMAN, manufacturer nud dealer lu
boots uud Hhoen. vl-ntl.
T J. TjKIBKK. M. 1).
w Olllco at Kellcr'H Hotel.
Burgeon aud riiyslolan
Vi'Uil
ir. I It VINE. Medical Htoro Mnln St. nud
, lirlnrcreel: ltoml.
ESPY DIUECT0RY.
T D. WEItKHKISKIl, Boot nnd Shoo Store
. 4 uuu luauinciory. nop
poslto steam Mlil.
on Alain street, op-
va-ni
WSPY STEAM FLOUItINO M1LUS, C. 8. Fowler,
SU t'ronrletor y2.nltt
Br. HEIOHAllD, A 11110., dealers In dry romIh.
, groceries, nnd general merchandise. vl2nll
,, VICllU, confectionery, bakery, and uys
""loon, wholesale, and retail,' Exchange -
W. EDUAH.KusiiuchnuuaPlaulus Mill and
uox Atauui-ictory.
NUH HOTEL. bvJCoons A Clark. Mnln
Dosltecourthoaie. . Am vl-nlJ
BUSINESS CARDS.
T CAN HOUSE, by Jouh Lkacock,
st of Iron street.
Main
vl-uU
HOTEL, by O..
MAtTOKn, cast end of I
.r vi-nw i
INKlt, refreshment snloon.Mnln st.,Jnst
a courthouse. ' vl-nl3
JOB
PllINTING
Neatly cxecnted at this Office.
A CLARK
(o hotel.
refreshment
ftnlonll. Kl
vl-1113
ICH ANTS, AND CmOCERS.
iiu rnnl..t!rtnprv. pt-UCcrleS etc. MnlU
ilowlron . ' i : ' vl-ulS
nf
.BILLElt, dealer la' dry goods, groceries,
U"usware, nour, salt.inoes, notions, etc
i, nioek.. Main street.' vl-uu
. i
VY NEAL a Co., dealers lu diy goods,
rlus. Hour, feed, salt, nsu, 11011, nuns,
liieust corner Main auu Market st. vl-uki
K i uvkk' iiillh and ouim. Jioota and snoes.
u st., ubove Court House. vl-n u
AUK, dry goods and' uotlons, southwest
jr Malu and Irons!: vt-u
i jEI'SHOLTSI, dealer In Dry Ooods, tlro
' is, Boots HU0l,s, c.,corutr malu nnd Inm
. -
oWKlt, dry goods, groceries, etc,, corner
i."'i.-i.i.'v irnvRtnnnRlinMsuiro.books and
' imurv. Main bUbelow Market vl-uU
.tam RUAHMtlH. confectioneries. Mnlu
near the railroad.' ' ' vl-ml
J DENH ALU, general stock of incri han
.. ..n.i i,imMr.nnpmf MAln street and
road. '' ' Vl-lllJ
QHAS. O. BA1UCLEY,
A T T 0 11 N E Y A T - 1. A W,
HLooMsiiuna, ta.
Ofllco In the Exchange Building, Kocond slory.
over Wldmycr A Jacoby's Ccmfecllonery, Second
door nbovo tlio Exchrngo lintel.
Bloomsburg, Jnn. 1, lTO.
jy H. L'VELLK,
A T i UHfl r, 1 -A 1 -JJA v ,
Ashland, Schuylkill County, l'enu'a.
Q W. MILLEll,
A l 1 IV is r, i .vi i, -i ,
nnim Willi M. If. Llltle. In brick Imllilliu: ml
Joining l'ost Olllee. d-Bounties, l'.uelt-l'.iv nnd
rellkloiiB collected. sepl b.
JOBEHT F. CLABK,
A x i u it n js i . i
A W
OIllco corner ol Main uud Market sheets, five
Flist Nallouul Buuk, Blisimshmg, l'u.
roau. t '
1UHNB, dealer In. dry goo.1. grcerles etc. JJj
'Mblock-Malnst.. bolowlrou vl-n3 --
H. LITTLE,
TitTON. Orocerles A lrovlslon8, Malu
t. below Market , ' Yi:""
LUTZ dealer In oholco.dry goods, and
Ins. Main U, opK)slta, cvrl house.
" YEit,-groccrtes nnd general merchandise
t St.. abovo West. vl-u 13
t.VMEH 4 Aj K. HAYHUUST, Dealers m
u1' Mtfirlen. . Confectioneries II And Notions.
u. south side,, two doors above Brobsi's
UMUI IIHflf. . -,.ti,.
' '' MISCELLANEOUS.
I CADMAN. Cabinetmaker and Chair-
inl rooms ou Main Btrcet, 3-n'Jl
CHHIbTMAN, saddle.truult and harness
er. onnoslui .LnlsDOiwl church Mulnst..
, , sail id
tteonMainst., west of Market st. vl-mj
' lf,,l,K10-rSKT until n,n urtmlnw ulin.lua
,a M 'Oxtures, Itupert block. Main st. vl-ul
,,isENHTOCK, photographer, Exchange
ek, MjKist., opposite courthouse, vl-ma
'1 A T.ir V M, fV. U..M..I.I. Vn.l lllnn.ne. I
IT near railroad. Castings made nt short
machinery mode and repaired, -2-u23
s alley, back of American nf ise. vl-uU
IDLEMAN. Aceut Muus'ou'b Confer Tu-
'jLlghtulnglUxl. V2-IU9
Ttin. nine Maker, and White and fancy
uer.bootlown, V1-U17
1SUUAU uwnnti lUMiuuiiiiii.i.
ealers In Lumber, of all kinds, planing
I' .rthe rail-road. vl-u lb
,lill. "rM AN, marble works, near southwest
, ,,ier Main and Market Bts. vl-ui3
(,r' iiiMdi.KU. dealer In rhinos, orenns and
u,u' lodeons.atO, W.Corelrsfurulluro rooms
nrf'1 lirmuiuu ll,unr .lnlr unnnml tlnor I rolu
thwest corner Main ami Iron sts. vJ-nU
1ACOCK. NnUry l"ublto, northeast corner
in and Market at, vl-nll
ATTOUNEY-AT-LA W.
oniiu (oiirt-IIouso Alliy, Iclow tho coutmiuan
IJIUeu lllooinsiiiirg, i-u.
c. R
BHOCKWAY,
ATTOHNKY AT
HLOOMSnUltCl,
W. BLABON & CO.,
Manufacturers ol
OIL CLOTHS AND WINDOW H ADls.
Warebouso, No. 121 North Third Hlrei
Philadelphia.
QEOltUE H. BOBEUTS,
Importer nnd Dealer lu
11 A11DWAIIE, CUTl.EltY, OUNH, Ac
No. ml North Third Hlreet, nlsivn Vine
rhllnilelphln.
NYDEH, IIAUB1B A BASSETT,
Mnuuraeturers and Jobbers nf
MEN'S AND BOYS' CLOTIIINH.
Nos. G2" Mnrket, nnd 622 Conimereo Ktieel.
Plriliulelpbla.
ABLisin:n no:i.
.K1I1DAN AllltOTIIElt,
Wliolesnlodrocers, and lknleis 111
HAl.TPETKlt ANDlllll.MHItlNi:
N2l!INillhThllil SI.
I'llllailelphln.
I.
H. WALi'EU,
IjUo WnlterA Kauli,
Imporloi und lioatei lu
CHINA, GLASS, AND tlUEKNHWAKK,
No. Sll N. Third Htreel.
Phllndelplila.
H w '
"WHOLK
HANK'S
MA I,E TOIIACCO, HN II IT, AND
CIUAH WAUKHOUSE,
No. 110 North Third Street,
between Cherry nnd llaee, west side,
Philadelphia.
"yAUTMAN & ENQELMAN,
w -iUlIALUW, BSUl'f A NkUAlt
MANUFACTOHY,
NO. 313 N01ITII TllllUI ST11HRT,
Becond Door below Wood,
PHILADELPHIA,
J. W. WAKTMAN 1'. ENMRI.MAN
Y"AINWBIG1IT & CO.,
WHOLESALE OltOOEltH,
N. E. Corner Second nnd Aich Htreets,
, Pill, io""
vi.ieis 111
TEAS, BY BUI'S, COFFEE, HUd A It, MOLAKHEH
HICK, Hl'ICKf, III CAim SOI1A, 46, AD.
Orders will recelvo prompt attention.
MnylO, WI7-ly.
C. II. HOHNK.
W. B. KINO.
J. 11. HlCVllPUT.
TTOBNE, KINO & SEYBEHT,
W'lIOLFHALK DltY COODS.
No. 313 Mnrket Stre.it
PHILADELPHIA.
Ordeis Illled promptly at lowest
January :1, 1SCM,
E-S-Q.
nv ofrn nLAsufi;, utn.
I woutler wlint llio letter, mean t
I wonder II they show
Thnt snino mu stationed high In life.
And some nro standing low!
If yen, I wonder which they mnrle 1
1 cannot toll can you 7
Whether 'tis honor or dlgrnro
Tuba nn E-s-ij.
'TU true that lu another laud
Tliey do a meaning own,
And note tho futntcst ray that's shot
From the sclutlllaut throne;
Hut, sending for a bootblack here,
I cannot tell can yout
Why 1 should, would, could, ought to write,
"Ham JouRon, E-s-q."
And writing to n man of purls,
Whose claims to honor How
From mighty deeds or stirring words.
What do the letters show ?
That they will lubtroenst on him
I cannot think can you?
Wo nothing ndd, sir, though wo wrlto
Addendum; "K-s-q."
"Hut wo mustsomodlstliictton mnkol''
Indeed 1 'Tls very right;
But qultu a, easy for the blind
To tell tho dark from light.
What com t shall sit tlliou tho claims 7
I would nol daro would ynn?
Say who shall bo n slinplo MAN,
And who an I-s-q,
If thou would'st challcngo iticu's respect,
Bo labor that thy nnmo
Mny glisten with nil Inborn light
Upon lliu scroll of f.mit ;
Our fry sehoollioys.stf, would laugli--
Auil so, I Ihtiilr, would ou
O'er 'Coliimeiitnrles willleli by
J. I'U'tnr, ll-s-i."
I luilly wonder moit of rank,
And men of genius-, too,
Dnti'l drop forever, nnd at once.
The senseless E-s.q,
Hcc, gelitletneli, wo nameless folic
Alo nplng after oil;
I liluni'l thnt J ou still will usn
Plebeian E s-q.
I'm no reformer; would not cIioomi
To lunkn myself a lunrlc
For Custom's arrows, whlio her curs
In stupid chorus baric;
Follow tho lashloii, tf you ple.iso
it mny bo incut for you
But let mo slioot for rarer giiino
Than (snnmou E-s-q.
Goory's Soliloquy.
Ant Oijilain Jhtkt.
I'm (Jovernor "linns" of tho Keystone Blute,
For lobby Jobs I sit up lalej
1 leave the people to their fnte,
For 1 um Uovernor Ucury.
Oil I I'm the fiivorlto of the ltlng,
The Jolly Blug.thejolly ltlng,
I'm King of the ltlng, I'm King ol llio lllug,
For I nm Governor Geary.
IV tu Herdlc's bill lu hasto I sign,
lo make incoming's delegates mine,
Oh l don't I pUy my game quite line,
Since I uiu Governor (Jcary !
Yes, I'm tho favorite of the King.
The Jolly ltlng, the Jolly Hlug,
I'm King of the lllug, I'm Klugnf tho ltlng,
For I am (Jovernor Geary,
I'm lor thehllpp'ry Oil Pipo bill,
1 caru not for Venango's will,
The oil-men will not 1111 my till
Though I am Governor Goaiy,
Oh I Pmthofavoilloof tho Hlug,
The Jully ltlng, tho Jolly King.
I'm King of the King, I'm King or the HI""
I k-vo tho boys who fold and paste,
And sign their llttlebill lu busto,
Nor pultcr long about the waste.
For I am Governor Geary,
Oh I I'm llio favorite of tho Hlug,
The Jolly ltlng, tho Jolly ltlng,
I'm King of tlio Hlug, I'mlCijigof ltlng.
For I um Governor Geary,
I'm Governor "Hans" of tho Keystone State,
jly foes did Pucker nomluuto,
I know 'twas dono to seal my fiito,
And I'll not bo Governor Gcarv,
Oh I I'm tho victim of the ltlng,
Tlis quaking Hlug, the breaking Hlug,
I'm His broken tool of tho bunting King,
And I'll not bo Governor Geary.
Major r. It. AUTMAK. v. if. niLUNMKIt. N. MOIIY.
AJITMAN, DILLINCIEB & CO.,
NO. 101 NOUTH THIItD ST. PHILADELPHIA.
Two Doors nbovo Arch formerly SO,
MANUI'ACTUimW ANb JOlllllCIUi IS
CAUl'ETS. COITONH YAHNS, BATTING,
OIL CLOTHS, CAHPET CHAINS, COHDAGi:,
OIL Hit A DEH, GltA IN BAGS, TIE VA11N,
WICK VA1IN, WINllOW I'.U'Ult, fOVKHLKN,
A 10,
WILLOW AND WOODEN WAHE,
I1ROOMK, I1UUSIIKH, I.OOKINO ULAKMIOI, TKUHKB
Flll.VlM
MY FIEST MONEY.
HOTELS, &.C.
IOJUC'S HOTEL,
OEOItOH W. MAUHElt, Prnpiletnr,
The nbovo well-suown hotel has lecenliy undei
,.r,.i,. ..iil cl, iiffsi lii its inlet iialnriuui!t mellts,
und Us nr. prletor announces to his former custom
Hlidlhu tllivellllig public that his lieeoiuiKlatloiiM
for thocomfoit of his guesls urn second to uoiio in
tho country. Ills table will always bo found sup
piled, not only with substantial fond, but with nil
tho delleaclesol the season. Ills wines and li
quors (exci pt that isiputur beveriiRe known as
,l,Jfc-M,v''),piiicliaseddlicft fmm tho Importing
houses, mo entirely pure. and free from all poi
sonous drugs. Ho Is thankful for a liberal patron
ago In tho past, and will continue to deserve II In
' .... 1 ' ii-, li, i. Kr.MTriP.ll
lliuiiiiuie. ......
LAW
rA.
.ra-Owce Court House Alley, below tho Co-
lumtitan Ottlce. lJaiH'67.
J.
B. I'UBSEL,
HAUNF.SS, SADDLE, AND TitUNK
MANUFACTUHKIt,
and dealer In
OAKPirr-BAGS, VAL1HUS, FLY-NI7TH,
uunfAtJi KoiiKs, ioiisB-niaM;i:ra ao
which ho feels coutldint be can sell nt lower
rate than any other ierson lu ths louulry. Ex
amine for yourselves.
nliop lirsi ooor oeiow tue nwi uiucu wum
Street, Bloomsburg, Pa.
riov. to, iso.
L U M U I A HOUSE,
11 Y
8TOHNEH.
II E It N A P. D
Havinii lately luiiclinscd nnd titled up tho
well-known Itoblson Hotel Proiierty.lcH'ated u
rnw pooiu auovk tmk i'Ouiit iiouhk,
imthosnmo side of the street, In the town of
llloomsburg; nud having obtained u llceusii for
the sumo us a
B E S T
A U H A N T ,
B
OOK S T O B E.
published lu tins country, orders ior wine
ue iirompny atteuueu to.
Jn and Market at.
A. KUNSTON. mutual and cash rates fire
auee company ,northeatcorner(Maln nuit
. " vl-1113
KI. JACnUY, MrMe and llrowu Btono
, J!ait Itloom tbtirg, Berwick to) rt. vln
Tho undersuneil. having. Inken tho looms
lately occupied by Dr. 1". John next door abovu
I no r.xcnaiig lioiei, wouui iiihu;- inu ,himi,.,u
tho County that theio will be constantly on hiind
n full ussuliueut of
HOOKS, bTATlONEHY. AND WALL PAl'Elt
Also the vailouw MagaslueB untl isewspapers
en mil
THE CIUCULATINO LIBHAHY
which bus been In exlslence for n year, calls Tor
tho stronger support of tlio community. 'I ho
terms are reasouuble, and addltlonul subscribers
aro needed to Justify mi luereiiseln tlio mimur
ui soiuiiies.
Tho usual large slock or
NOTIONS AND FANCY (lOODS,
will be kept up and no fuilus stmred to sntlsry
tlio wuuts of purchase!,
.V, 1. .1 Clli.
May 11,'N-tr llloouubuig, Pn,
llio Proprietor has dctei mined to glvu to tho peo
ple visiting the town on business or pleasure,
A LITTLE MOltl) BOOM.
... ... t. , ... I I. HI....1 Id
JUS SIUUI1U5 U1K.I l ". .
to put bngglesand carriages in tho tlry, n0 prom;
Iseslhat oerythlng about lilststahllshlneulsbull
. i.,A....i it, n ortlrlv nnd lawful muliner!
and he respectfully .ollclls u sharu of the publio
lutruunge. uuyu ur-wi,
HOTEL,
PA.
BUCKIIORN.iMRECTORY.
W. It. SHOEMAinSR, dealers In dry
Is, groceries andigenernl merchandise,
ore In south end of low u. v-nlS.
E N T IflTR Y,
H, C. HOWEIl, DENTIST,
fully uflers his nrnfessloual seivlces tc
the ladies aud gwutlemen of Blooiusburg and vl
rliillv. lie is orenareil to attend toalltbuvart
ousoperutlous In the line of his profession, uud
Is provided with the latest Improved 1'oucki.ain
t?i ri
U I A wM. HAHHIS, dealers In dry gooils,
rles. drug, nnd medicines.
id of town, '.,
First store In
v -Ms.
'rvfcs-ii ulilph will ha Inserted on void nlutlmr.
silver and rubber base to look as well as the nut;
urul teeth. leein exirucieu uy uu iiie new uiw
most approved methods, und ull operatlcus on
tho teclfi cartfullyand properly attended to.
Ucsldeuce uud oltlcu a few doors aboe the
Court House, same side. ,
llloomsburg, jau.si.'esii
IXCHANOE
BLOO.MSllUltO, COLUMBIA CO.,
The nnderslguud having jmiehnsed this well
known nnd eeulrully-locuud house, the Exchange
Hotel, situate on MAINh'litEET.In Blooinsblllg
Imuiedl.ilcly opposilo the Columbia couuty Court
House, respectfully Inform their lileuds uud the
fiuunc 111 geuerui iiuiv t.icu oui.u.a ...... ...
or the reception andenteitnlniueiit of truvolleis
who mny bo disposed to favor Itwllh their cus
tom. 'ihcyhuusiuirediioexpensoln preisirlng
(i. i.,v,.it,,imrnr the cute rtnlmneii toft helruuests
neither shall there be anything wanting ou their
iurt to minister to their personal comfort.
house is snucj
ucss location,
.l.noll.ltkl.M 1
change Hotel and the various railroad depots, by
which travellers will bo pleasantly com eyed to
nn mo respective siuuoiis in utm ,,,o,w
and from the respe
tniwi i um curd.
llloomsburg, April 3, IsOS,
KOONS ACLABK.
OWEN HOUSE
BKHWIUIC PA.
WILLIAM WILLIAMS, l'roiirlctor,
This well known Hotel hus been entirely roAttttl
uud refiiriilbhed, with u view to tliu pel feet com
lort IIIUI (OU eilieoeu ol glli'Sls,
,7,0 KUSEYTOWN D1RK0TORY.
I A, BWISHElt, dealer In Hides. Leather
etc Madison towushlp Columbia county I
vl-ntu
SI
per.
OET
1101. 1, Ait
END ONE DOLLATt AND
hv rlmii limit olio or I.tlUIIStJ 11
iXUH. ol tbo richest Initial Freiuli Note pa.
All I he Lauics uruni mvo wuu iiieiu.
Address I.OIll.NO. Publisher,
Jl'J'eU-Sio. Boston, Musi
A .'oiiuiinillous l.lverv ht able Is connected will!
the Cbtubllslinient,
The liar will bo suiiplU.l wltli the choicest
wines, llqnorsand segurs, A fair sliaro of p-Hrou-age
Is requesti d. Atr. 11,'W-tiin,
s
A T E UOOF1N a,
r. v e it Y
v a it I E T y
A T
MOST EAVOBAHLE BATES,
JOHN THOMAS, ANIi t'ASI'EH J. THOMAS
Box, 177, lllisimsbiiig, Pn.
Mnr.ltl.MMyr.
It was a slxpt-nco ! Now, clean, ami
shiny, beartntr. upon it tlio imago und
BtiDorscrinllon ofourtiuccn: Vlctoria.u
0.. Brilitunlitruiii, Ac, Just llko other
six lionet's, lint no while, so glossy, and
so well struck, that no oilier sixpence
on earth enild havu homo comparison
wilh it.
This was not n fact open lo question
I hail nlreudy classed itanioiif; tlio ur-
tides of my belief, wlion taltiii"; tho
"sixneneo" tloliciitely holwoen my lln
tiers I laid it tenderly upon my hcd.ttud
then knelt down m the Iloor In onicr
to have a hcllor view or it. TliU wtw
my llrst adoratitin of MiiitHiioii.iny llrst
worship of thu voldoii or, to speak hy
thu card, thu silver calf. I was ilvo
years old; tho sixpence was four years
and a half my Junior. Kiur years ami
a half 1 This was u (jreat deal, tho ad
vuntnuo of uko was nianifestly on my
side, and this, I suspect, hail not a llttl
to do with tho soinl-pnlroiilxltih glances
which, notwithstanding uiy Immense
veneration for this Idolized blxpenco.
occasionally ventured to throw upon It
For I should not, I feel, havo traml
Huts at tin elder slxiiene. An octo
tjenarlan coin, for Instance, would hav
impressed mo with a certain degreo o
awo. It micht havo heen roumi ti
world lu thohrcoehos-pockotof Captal
Cook, It might havo witnessed Trufalgi
from thownlstcoat of Lord Nelson,
might havo passed through tho hard
lingers of tho Iron Duko. Aslxpeneo
of that bort could not havo been vlowe
with tllimauey. No, It win bcottcr
hnvo n young nnd Inexperienced six
pence, u sixpence with all Its troublo
before It, llko n youthful bear. It und
I were moro ou a footing of equality i
tthcro was no need for 1110 to stund up
on ceremotiy with It, and I could freely
glvo vent to my sentiments In lu pro-
bonco without transgressing tlio laws of
nroiirietv. There was no fear of its
looking sourly at iiie.tw much us to say,
'You llttlo simpleton, It Is lamentable
for a coin llko mo to fall Into such Ill
bred hands us lyours. Nor Butko, nor
Sheridan, nor Charles James Fox, all of
whom I know most Intimately, oven
grinned at mo iu you do; and tho young
William r tt to whom l was Hiiro-
duced by his Illustrious father tlio Eurl
of Chatham) never lauglieil at mo."
That was the great advantage of a
young slxpenco, It being so frosh to tho
ways of society. There was no danger
of its having learned Its manners from
tho Prlnco Begenl, or modelled Its do
meaiiorupoit that of Lord Castlerough.
It could afford to bo Indulgent IT I
chuckled too loud, and could iniiko al
lowance, If, lit thojublliint prldo of po
session ,1 rubbed my IuuhIs too ecstatical
ly. Bcstdca, considering tlio matter
from a more material point of viou', a
young slxpenco was larger, brighter,
heavier, tliun an old onoj thero seotned
to bo moro of It; there were no disgrace
ful patches of black about It, such as
spoke of a sojourn lu a dust-bin, in tho
till of a rug-shop, or In tho purso of an
cncononilcal swoop. Tho features of tho
Queen upon It were not disfigured by
scars, crosses, or knife-murks to prove
that its former possessors suspected tho
honesty of their familiars, nnd wero
obliged for prutlcnco' sako to mark their
coins. It had no unseemly holes bored
In It, and no Hebrew had sweated It to
the thinness of n bit of tin. It had
everything In Its favor beauty, youth,
distinction, and novelty. For you must
rotnember It was my first sixpence, tho
flrst coin upon which I had over gazed
as my own, tho first money of which I
had ever had the freo disposal. True, a
few specimens of tho currency had oc
casionally passed through my hands, in
tho shape of ftigltlvo half-pence ; hut as
my mother had always requested mo to
put theso into tho poor-box, I could
scarcely ho said to havo had tho full en
joyment of them. Henco thN money
was Indeed my llrst, and O l'ltttus I tho
gold mines of Peru, madoovcrto moby
bond, duly signed mid healed, would
havo delighted mo less than this six
pence.
It was my father who hail given 11
ml', and under nteinorablo circumstan
ces. J lo had been a long whllo invol-
ed In ono of thoso stills In Chancery,
hich nro tho triumphs of our legisla
tion. Sevcn-and-twenly years had it
sled, but at the end of that time, by a
nippy dispensation of Provldenco, ho
had been so fortunate iw to gain his
auso. Lawyers, solicitors, and barris-
rs had, however, been to work so mer
rily that, nil costs and expenses paid.
tern was left of the estato which form-
1 tlio bono of contention tho exact sum
of Ilvo pounds ten shillings nnd two
pence. Threo letters nnd a consultation
omour family solicitor, Informing us
of this edifying result, swallowed up
10 Ilvo pounds of this total, nud tho
conscientious member of Lincoln's Inn
ibu scrupulously forwarded to us the
remaining ten shillings nnd two pence,
merely deducting therefrom six and
ght-pence, price of tho onvclopo in
hich tlio residue was enclosed.
My father thereupon ranged seven
sixpences on our breakfast tablo. "My
boy," ho said, "sco what conies of going
lo law in Clrcal Britain 1 Your Mother
as told you that I havo won my suit
n chancery V"
"Yes, papa."
"Well, then, look 1 That Is all I gel
of it;" and ho pointed grimly at tho
sixpences.
I opened wide my eyes.
"All that you get of tho wholo t' ."
posed, as other suits arc.of ncoat.walst
coat and trousCM. "Why,- papa, thoso
aro only the buttons!"
This deplorablo joke hurt earned mo
my sixpence. My father had thrown it
over to mo, laughing, and, llko a dog
who Is nelted with a bono, 1 had rusiica
hastily oir with It for fear ho should
think of taking it back again.
Six pence 1
For a timo anything llko cool reilec-
Hon was lmpossiblo. I was too giddy,
too startled, to think. How think, in
deed, when ono has slxpenco! My six
penco was as a moon of which tho rays
dazed mo; my head swam, my lingers
tingled, my eyes saw whirling tnrougn
tho air In n fantastic gallop sevcrnl mil-
lipns of sixpences, nil whlto, all lately
issued from tlio mint, all Hearing upon
them, llko my sixpence, Victoria, D.O.,
Britaiinlarum, Ac., with her Majesty's
head at tho royal arms.
At last, however (and happily, loo,
for 1 was a small boy, and unused to
theso emotions), tho intensity or my
bcnsations subsided. I grow moro phil
osophical, and after a time was enabled
to bring upon tho subject that was an
Horblng mo a becoming amount of self-
possession. You know, ol courso.wnat
It was, this subject that was absorbing
moV It was tho oxpendlturo of my
sixpence. Llko a Chancellor ol too i'.x-
chequer with tho surplus of a years
budget, I was woudoriug what i biioiim
tlo with it.
Momentous question! But It needed
a refreshing breezo of out-door air to
enablo mo to solve It With dullness, i
accordingly rosofrom my bedsldo,whero
I knelt llko a Persian worshipping uio
sun, und having mm my euow
my slxpenco upon tho sill ol uio open
whitlow, "multu cordo volutaus," be
gan deeply to meditate.
Now. It may. perhaps, bo accepted as
a symptom of my great precocity of
spirit that I had not uoon mergeu
abovo ten minutes in rellcctlou before I
hadinadoup my mind upon ono capi
tal point, to wit, that thero wero only
three tilings upon which my Blxpenco
could worthily bo expended, a donk
ey, a gold hunting watch, or a powter
kiiilr! .
Tho onlv question to decldo was upon
which of theso three my choice should
nltch: and hero was tho rub. I had on
artistic admiration for squirts, pewter
Miulrts esnccially. which I classed
amongst the sublimest contrivances duo
to tho ingenuity of man. Their use as
mediums for tho conveyance of ink or
boupy water upon tlio passers-by in tho
street hud always struck muus peculiar
ly nractleal.and I think, ou the whole,
my sixpence would gavogono to tho
nurchaso of ono of theso astonishing In
struments had not it rellectlon suddenly
fallen upon me, and drenched my en
thuslttsm as under abuekot orcold wut
cr. I could nut remember ovor haviiiij
boon a L'i'owu un man mako nso or a
sottlrt! My father, for Instance, had, to
my certain knowledge, never Hpent ms
morning in squirting ink upon the pub
lie throng tho drawing room window;
and I could not recollect ever having
heard my uncles advocate this species
or pastime. This was important. Yos
tertlay I had been a boy, anil could tlo
boyish tilings ; to-day tho ease was al
loredj my sixpence had laid upon mo
tho duties of iimuliooil; It was necessary
to bo cautious mid dignified I dis
carded the squirt, nnd two things then
rcmalticd'-tho donkey and tho gold
watch. Onco moro I began to ponder.
Tho purchaso of ft donkey, I reason
ed, olfered unquestionable Inducements.
Thero woro, first of all, tho advantages
of locomotion; lu tlio second placa,thcro
was tho satisfaction of personal vanity,
for it was not to bo doubted that upon
my first appearance in public upon tho
back of an ass I should become tho cy
nosure of neighboring oyes, aud at onco
take rank itmougst tho parish celebri
ties. This consideration nearly carried my
voto by storm; but then, on the other
hand, n donkey, I could not but admit,
.was ti less handy possession than a gold
hunting watch. Tho latter would go
Into one's pocket, whereas the former
would not. Indeed, It was more than
probable that tho donkey would need a
certain amount of space to move about
in, nud if so, what waste bo dono, for
wo had no stables? Second thoughts
bring counsel, I was a sharp boy, and I
remembered the staircase, ir tho dllll
cully or bringing tlio donkey up to tho
third flour could bo onco overcome, I
should bo happy to allow him to sleep
In my bed room; thero would bo ample
space for liini In the corner closo by the
wash.hand-stand; and ho would bo a
sociable companion when It rained.
Thero was no fear of his catching a cold
or a cough, ns ho might do If left down
stairs in lliojiird. Yes; but how about
his rood? The postelinlso of my
thoughts, whlsh was at that moment
going twenty milcsnu hour,here struck
oft" a sudden In a deep rut. I had never
thought of tbo food. 1 was llko tho
Irishman who had a clock. I had for
gotten tho works. I could not think or
asking my rather to board tho donkey
The tiling would be Indelicate arier ho
had generously given mo sixpence; and
yel, rrom whulover point or view I con
sidered the mutter, tho donkey, 1 was
compelled toown.must eat I be
came miserable. I think I cried. "1 saw
my donkey depart nt agalIop,and scam
per nwny into darkness, carrying away
with 1 1 1 1 ii upon his back my hopes, my
illusions, and my dreams or glory.
But after a fow aoeonds my donkey
returned as he had departed, at full gal
lop, Tho Idea had struck mo that his
maintenance could bo cirected by nn
equitable distribution of my dally meals
with him. This was tho straw to tho
drowning man. Having decided that
my coming donkey should bo nourish
ed upon roast mutton and batter pud
ding, X was about to rush out to elfect
my purchase, whcn,attractod by a noise
below, I thrust my head out of tlio win
dow and saw a small boy, aged ten,
throwing cherries in tlio air und trying
to catch them in his mouth.
Why Many Wives Tado.
"How inaiij. pale, lifeless women you
seo lu the West, and In the East, too,
for that matter. Young, fresh looking
women marry, and In live yenrs you
scarcely recognlzo them, whllo tnclr
husbands look as fresh ns on tho day of
tho wedding.
Ono causoor this Is complicated houso
keeping. When a man undertakes a
bdslness, ho finds learned men ready to
assist him ; ho knows what thero Is to
do, nnd becures help accordingly. A
young womnn goes to houso keeping
very often without any help nt all, or
perhaps with one awkward girl.
Thero aro threo meals to get overy
day that means cooking; nnd then
comes tho dishes to bo washed after
each meal. It would take about forty
fivo pieces for breakfast and supper,
and seventy for dinner Tor a family of
five, ono hundred and sixty-llvo pieces
to bo carried from the dining room to
tho kitchen every day, and washed and
can led back. If you havo six rooms In
your house, thero Is ono room to bo
thoroughly swept and cleaned dally,
besides brushing up tho others, mnkliig
beds, bringing lu wood and currying
water.
Twice a week then Is brcntl-making;
twice a week yeast making, ono day
washing, ono day Ironing, all your pan
tries and safes to bo washed out onco a
week, dairy work lo attend lo, besides
Innumerable Jobs In tho way nf preserv
ing, Jolly making, piekellng pork, cur
ing hams, putting down pigs feet, look
ing over and nipping oft" your apples
twlco in winter, and making hogshead
chcoho, minco-meat, a thorough houso
cleaning twicoa year, then bowing on
dresses, aprons, shirts, drawers, gowns,
Ac, by dozens.
Then supposing tho houso keeper has
a baby, an average six months old baby
weighs about eighteen pounds. Say
she has this child In her arms forty
times n day, (a cros Infant Is taken up
much moro frequently), and often sho
works with tho right arm, whllo carry
ing tho bundle, or u baby about In her
left. Who Is it thnt says there Is noth
ing In gymnastics equal to tho endttr
nnco of a mother's arms. Even when
tho day's labor is accomplished nnd sho
goes to bed, sho still holds her baby,
and does not sleep soundly for rear or
rolling on it or its getting uncovered ;
she must attend to Its wants several
times in tho night, und must bo in a
constrained position for fear of disturb
ingit.
I havo heard women say they would
give anything for ono night or uudis-
turbed sleep, with no caro on their
mind. Then In tho morning up and nt
it again. Don't you seo why women
get pale, and why thoy aro sometimes
At this sight I rorgot, for tho minute In llttlo cross, and why their husbands
tho donkey, the roast mutton, and tho wonder that their wives don't look
batter pudding,and considered tho cher-1 iirnttsc.ojulJ.ij:ir'-vJl. .nty .cc.'vjrc.i.V'
tv. Tho cherries roso and loll, out ai- ried1
wuvs into tho small boy's moulli, and Tlio wives don't reason on tno matter
nover into mine. Liko Tantalus with they tlfink it Is all tho man's Mult, and
tho How and ebb or waters, I began to then they turn cross, and so things go
find the thing monotonous. Hono or at sixes and sevens, and this is tho place
two cherries would only havo fallen on when woman's rights should bo taken
tho ground now nnd then, tho Interest hold or. I don't think voting would
Jlaggagc.
i'iif, recent treatise of Professoi Jsuae
C. Bcdlleld, on the law of hatlmonts,
furnishes curious Information In refer
enco to tho responsibility jmd duty ot
an Innkeeper in taking caro or tho bag
gage or his guests. Thero secnls to bo
no doubt that nn Innkeeper Is held
strictly rosponstblo Tor tho Baft) keeping
of' buggngc, but tho question has arisen
whether ho is llablo for everything a
travollor may choose to carry In his
trunk, or only for such nrtlclcs or wear
ing apparel and of personal uso nnd
convenience ns nro ordinarily taken on
a Journey. This latter principle how
exer, seems to bo firmly established by
tho current or decisions.
Thus in Massachusetts, In one case It
was decided that a Colt's pistol nud it
dozen silver teaspoons arc not properly
part of a traveller's baggage. And in
another tnso in tlio samo State it was
decided that tho Innkeeper is only re
sponsible for tho guests' baggage, and
that term Includes articles for use nnd
convcnleneo on the Journey, but not
merchandise nud other valuables, Mich
as sliver knives and forks, and spoons.
Iij New York It was held that a watch,
poncil-casc, and twenly-flvo dollars lit
money, lost by a guest at n hotel, wero
not to bo regarded as baggage, within
tlio meaning of (ho New York statue.
Bnl where a guest had been put Into n
room with n followlodger against his
remonstrances, whereby tliu precautions
r locking his door, Ac, required by
tho statute, becamo impracticable or un-
availablo tho Innkeeper was held re
sponsible, and his negligence was held
to bo sufficiently shown by the loss or
thu goods from thoioom under tho cir
cumstances. The truo rule upon this
subject, It is nsserlcd, seems lo bo (hat
tho responsibility of tho Innkeeper ex
tends to all tho money nnd gooils which
thu exigencies of tbo traveller's busi
ness require him to carry with him and
that where tho sum Is or considerable
amount, thu traveller is bound to use
tho ordinary precautions provided at
tho inn Tor its safe keeping. In rerer
enco to tho rights of tho innkeeper, it
is held thnt ho has a lieu upon all tho
effects of a guest lu bis custody for his
bill, and this extends to his horse, har
ness and carriage, for tho keep of tho
horse, aud probably for tho whole sum
duo ; although a livery stable keeper
has no lieu upon horses placed under
his care, tho difference being that the
innkeeper who keeps a stable for tlio
accommodation of travellers is conse
quently bound to recelvo all that come,
whllo a mere, stablo keeper Is not bound
totakoall that come, aud may either
reject or rcqulro special contracts for
thorn whenever ho deems it prudent.
would havo been enlivened; but no;
one, two, threo, four, nil anno down
llko plummets without deviating nn
inch rrom the right course, and each
laugh of tho small boy (for ho wtw mer-
help that very much ; woman's labor
should bo made n study. In the flrst
placo men must renlizo that It Is a great
labor to keep n house.
A great many women sink down un
ry) gave me a violent inclination to seo dor tho weight, then everybody says,
his head punched. I don't know what "poor thing, sho always was a weakly
spirit or evil prompted me, but some good Tor nothing creature," und tho
sucli spirit inspired mo with a baleful "poor thing" has been doing moro for
desiro to substllulo ror one or tho railing tho last ton years than threo women
cherries a pebble, a plcco of coal, or a bit ought to do.
of soap. My eyes sparkled. The youth
had thrown a plump blgaroon rather whatHlkkp Will Cube. Tho crv
higher than usual, nud stood with his f()r rwt llwrtiViiy.sbceu louder than tho
hands exleniled, ins lieaii uirown ''"I'M (.ry for-food. Not that It Is moro im
his eyes shut, and his motitn gaping pnrlnnl, but It Is often harder to get.
until it should return. Tito temptation ,rho )(,st ml mmM r,.,,,,, smlmi Heep,
was loo strong. I ftflt frantically around or two men or women, olherwiso euual
mo to llnd a projectile, and In sweeping (lm omi who siu0,s t10 l(!St wm , (ho
my handover llio window-sill eatigiii at ,u(Ht Im)m, healthy, and ellleienl.
something which, without pausing lo I K1 . .i,,.,.,,..), i,,..,,,. Irritability
look, I throw wilh all my might und of jm,l(,r peevishness, uneabinew. It
main nt tho small boy. Tho thing Wuit.uru insanity. It will resloro to
struck Hint in llio eye, ami men nouiiu
ed on the pavement. A shout or tri
umph escaped me; but at tho same in-
slant 1 burst Into acold sweat and btag-
gered. Tho boy had stooped to pick up
tho thing that had lilt him, nud was
holding it in his fingers. "Thank you!"
ho shouted joyously, and disappeared
In tho distance.
1 had thrown him my sixpence 1
All the, YcurJtoutul.
vb'or mi over-worked brain. It will
do much to euro dyspepsia, particular
ly that variety known ns nervous dys
pepsia. It will relievo the langournnii
prostration felt hy consumptives, it
will euro hypochondria, it will cure
tho blues. It will cure tho headache.
t will euro tho headache, It will cure
tho heartnchi. It will euro neuralgia.
It will euro a broken spirit. It will
euro sorrow. Jntleou, wo migni hiiiko
a long list ol' nervous maladies that
sleep will euro.
Thoeiiroor sleeplessnoiw, however, is
In ono or tho villagesor KenlnfJ.-"
'Prcebyteriuu clergymau preached in
tho samo houso "night about," botlt
preachers being present at each meeting.
Ono evening tho Prcsbytoriau, after a
discourso on Infant Baptism, proceeded
to baptize several babies. Tho llttlo
candidates made a great outcry, which,
of courso,wiw noted by tho Baptist man.
Next day a number of tho converts of
tho latter wero to bo immorscd in tho
river near by. At tho appointed hour
a largo concourse gathered op tho banks,
tho Prosbytcrjau being of tho number,
and standing closo by tho water's edge.
After tho candidates had been immers
ed tho Baptist took hold or his Presby
terian colleague, nnd said :
"Now, sir, 1 will immcrsQ you."
Tho latter, amazed, demurred.
"Como along; I'm In a hurry!" re
plied tho damp divlnq. and dragged his
brother into tho water.
Alarmed and indignant, tho young
Calvinlsl declared at tho top of his voice
(hat hodld "not bellevo in Immersion,
was opposed lo i(, and would not sub
mit to it."
Thoaudleiico wero much excited at
tho scene. Tho Haptisl released his hold,
and said :
"Young man I will not lmmer-o you
to-day: but If over again I seo you bap
tiring llttlo ones against their own will,
and spito nf their cries and kicks, as 1
saw you do last night, I will itlp you in
to the water (is surv's there's a Gotl In
I rati ! You bet ! LhT us puay 1"
. ..nitinndit .t.ivl tt.tiltirU. In tiincin u'lin
Connecticut, runs two branches ol ""i i" ,,Jm , , ,i
, to wit: a grocery and a (Ish mar- Bravo responsibilities 'riilmWt
Tho grocery ho runs himself, tlio " " "-". " '""""j"
.iiinrL-ot I.v n ilnmitv. and every UP lul ""i -" " "i "
Often a severe Illness, treat-
Itathor Too Sharp.
An etiterprisingbiisiiicss man of Hart
ford,
I ratio.
ket,
Hull,
un,,. iii. .,,!-,. j w.inriw nr tin! regained.
proceeds of tho day's business to tho od by i.owerful drugs so deranges tho
proprietor. A day or two since thogro- nervous systcmthatslecp Is never sweet
ccr found In his llsh market returns, a. Hfter It. Or, perhaps, long-contlnuwl
fu (t..n.,ioH,. i.iii ir iiiiin't wutchlulness produces tho samo ellect;
like to lose It, and l.odid'nt quite want or hard study, or too llttlo exerclso of
to take the chances of trying to pass It. " "uvular system, or tea and w dsky
Sohocalledonanolddarkoy who was drinking, and tobacco using, lobreak
hanglng about tho premises, nnd said 1 ""'
in 1,1,,, J UUUH .J,
"Sam. hero's a llvu-tlollarblll that's a suuicient oxercisoto pwycu wen
llltln .Iniilitfiil If vnn'll (uko it mill nuess, linn piciisiuit uccuimuw....
miss it. I'll trlvo vou a dollar out of tho uoou air.unu not too vw m. nu..u.
change."
"Very well," said Sam, nnd ho took
tho bill and went oil. Later lit tho day
ho returned, having accomplished tlio
feat, and handed over rour dollars In
good money to tlio grocer. That night
tho grocer in counting over tho caih ro
turns iroiu Ids flsh market, was moro
surprised than delighted toseo tho iden
tical flvoln tho pile
1. Freedom from too much care.
5. A clean stomach.
(1. A clear conscience.
7. Avoldanco or btimulunts and nar
colics.
For thoso who nro overworked, hag
gard, nervous, who pass sleepless nights
wo commend thoutloption or such nan
Its as shall securo sleep, otherwlso lira
will bo short, and what thero U or it
A Happy Bubuke. Watty Morri
son was u Scotch clergymau, aud a man
of wit and humor. On ono occasion ho
entreated tho officer at Fort Georgo to
pardon a poor follow that was -sent, to
tho halberds. Tho officer oflercd to grant
his request if ho would in return grant
him the favor ho would ask. Mr. Mor
rison ngreed to this, nud tho olllcor Ibu
n'cdlntcly demanded that tho ceremony
of baptism should bo performed ou a
puppy. Tho clergyman agreed to It,
and a party of gentlemen assembled to
witness tho no'el baptism. Mr. Morri
son desired tho officer to hold up tho
dog as was neccssiuy in their baptism.
of a child and said t
"As I nmn minister of thu Church of
Scotland I must proceed according to
tho .ceremonies of tho .church."
"Well then mayor, I begin by tho
usual question : "Do you ncknowl-
dgo yourseir thu father or this pup-
y V"
A roar or laughter burst from tlui
rowd, nud tho officer throw tho candi
date for baptism ujvny.
"""' "'"I""" 71 .I t 1T,.HI.
Look hero," said he, sharply, to his iuiy iuipcricvc,-icM.... n,
Hill
market clerk, "hero's a counterfeit
who did you tnko Itof V didn't you know
it was bad?"
Clerk took It and looked at It a mo
nient
"O-yes" said ho, "I remember now
I took ItorSitm, tho ilurkey. 1 thought
It was u llttlo doubtful, ami wasn't go-
Aeon uittei: onco paid a visit ton
school, to hearsomoof tho classed go
throuuh tho exerclso of what Is lermoii
object lessons. ' 'Now, can you tell mo
anv 1 1 nir about heatY" was onooi tno
(mentions. A bright llttlo uoy neui
forth his hand, in token ofbouiokuow
ing to tako It, but he wild hu got It of edguln ronervo. "Well, boy," said tho
vou. ho I thought It was all right." 1 teacher, "what do you know?" "Heat
Furtherexplanallon was unnecessary, i expands, cold contracts," was tno ans
wer. "Very good ; now give iiioun e.
WATEithiwnbout SlOllinesthowelg'fit nniplo." "In summer, thu days tiro
of nir, tako bulk for bulk. J long 5 lu winter, tho day 1 lire miori."
A Stkong Case. A rat old gcntlo.
man who had been bit In thocnirof his;
leg by a dog camo to Jonah in n tower
ing passion, decalrlng it was Jonah's
dog that hail bitten him. Expecting
nn action for damages tno wag urew up
tho following articles as tho ground foe
his defence:
1. By testimony In favor of tho gene-
rol good conduct of my dog I can provo
that nothing could mako him so forget
ful of his dignity as to bito a "call."
U, Ho is blind, und cannot see lo bile.
a. Even If ho could co lo blto It would
bo utterly impossible for hliu to go out
or the way to do bo 011 account or Id
hovero lameness.
1. Granting bis eyes and his legs to Im
good ho has no teeth.
r,, .My dog died blx weeks Mnco.
tl. I never had a dog,