I KATES OP ADVBIITI3INO. xt (i mummmt Onn ilt'ir", ti'n limx ur 1 c i Iritl 111 tiillluili-l' l, H'M'IH' "I" I Hi Vil lus I- AND lime, tJ.i'l; llircv liwrilni. , $2.(NI, 9m. Jm. Published ovcrv Friday niornliiK l!n tho Columbian llullclliiir near the Court House, by CHARLES D. BltOOKWAY, Editor and Proprietor. Terms. Two dollnra ft year, payn- bio In mlvnnco. t'.inn mnwntvn nf nil descrlntlnns executed with ncntnesa mid dispatch, lot rons'onnblo rates. HLOOJISBUHG DIIU'IOTOKY. STOVES AND TINWARE. IftACOII MKTZ, rtealerlH stoves 4 tinware, Main U.t-i aboYU court house. vimih i' M. RUPERT, stoves and tinware, I.HPjtl I A. hlock, Main si., west of Market. Vl-n I , CLOTHING, AC. T LO WENIIEUU, rncrciiani " vl-nlj II .).. nlmvo A mnrlcan llOUSO. V1-1HJ -u, ....... ....... If w.citrv"! . w .ki.llanml rulnll (lCnl- ,,11,,'etc'l llartinun's building. Main U. er II 1 .tUGS, CHEMICALS,- AC. (. MOYER, ilrmirsisinnu aroiuccar), Hniigo block Main si. l-nn T lPf7 ilrnrrirlRl. nnd nnOtllOCari Rupert Vl-Ml.) If, blocl:, Main st., west of Maikct. CLOCKS, WATCHES, AC. IrniTIH nURNHAllli. wnicn ami cmuis Bi 1..0AVAH 3, tieaier 111 ciocki. wim-n.;-. . .Jewelry. Main St.. Just below American Mi, OATIIUAHT.wntchand clock maker, Market K si., below Main. vl-nB HOOTS AND SHOES. rn' M. llltoWN, boot nnd shoemaker.Maln street SO. opposite Court House. vl-nn kilt KOI.I.Kul'.ll.nianumcinrer aniiiieiiicriiiuuuin PA' and shoes.Malnst., opposilo Episcopal church ENRY KI.KIM. manufacturer and dealer In bonis ana shoes, groccris-i uiv.-., "'",""7, urn Main st. s ,tti ntpf i..v,.t nitii i inpmnKfr. Main St., ID, below Hartmnn's store, vvestofMarket street. street, vl-nl) PROFESSIONAL. fflT.lt. KVAN8.M. I), snrccon and physician south fO l'lu Main st,, below Market. vl-nll It. 11. 1'. Kinney surrjeon dentist, teeth extract pain, .nam Bt, ubwi'j .,....... roll. "'" ?4rtl. M'J KELVY, M. I. snrirenn nnd physician isu.trioith side JdalU St., ueiow aiarisiji.. v-u,i ST 0. RUTTEll, m. Burgeon auu i-hj '"" Jt) jjlarket St., auovo jiam. vl-nll Srvll. II. C. HOWElt, surgeon ucikisi., .nam i... J l) above court house. vl-im mV, II. ROP.IBON, Attorncy-nt-Lnw.OUlco ltart man'a bulldlug, Main Street. VMiM R IICKLER, Attorney-nt-Law.onicc, 2d floor Si In Exchange Hlock, near tho "Jixchango Ho- tol." fflfcfrllLLINEnY & FANCY GOODS. JMilll&S LIZZIE BARKLEY, inlllluor, lumsey J,CfilM.uull(iing, jiam si. vl-nli HlIISS A. I). WEon, fancy goods, notions, hooks, k m stationery, north side Main street below Mar UmSu vl'" PETEUM AN, millinery and faucy goods op . poslte Episcopal church, Main Bt. vl-ul3 IllS. .IUI.IA A. HADE DAHKI.EY, ladles ilalu and west Bt. vl-nl.) c oaks anil dress nalternj. soutueasi corner SlflSSM. nunUICKHON, millinery and fancy SB goods Main St., opposite Court House, vl-nll IW.M. II. FUflMAN, milliner. Main St., below lurtinan's store, west of Mar. rct st. vr.13 RmilH MIHMIX IIA11MAN millinery and fancy J, goods, Main fctieet Just below Amcjlcan house. if HOTELS AND SALOONS. r I.HACOL'K, oyster and eating saloon, Amerl I can House. Main St.. llaltzer Lcacock superin tendent. V1-IU5 TIDMYEll A JAC011Y, confectlonry, bakery, f and ovster saloon, wholesale and retail. Ex- uingo block, Main st. vl-ulJ gTXlXA WKIIU, conlectloncrj-, bakery, and oys lrler saloon, wholesale and retail, Main St., Just JXCirANClE HOTI'.U by Koons A Clark, Main !lt.t., opposlto court house. vl-n!3 arjir.niOAN HOUSE, by John Lkacock, Main Mjit,, west of Iron street. vl-uM .,IVO V. ........ u UE.1., V.l Ofc K.V. ... RTOHN'nil, refreslunent wiloon.Maln st.Jnsl , ubovo courthouse, vl-u!3 roONH A cr.AniC, icfrL'&Iiment k elmuyo hotel, saloon, Kx-vl-nl-J iSTKnCIIANTS AND GKOGKRS. JACOBS. Coiilcptloncry. uioeeilt'S etc Main I st..abovo Courtlloiiso, Vl-Il l() 1j U, MII.LEK, thaler In dry goods, erocerlen, T. .jtH'f'iiKtt-nre. flour, salt, felloes. tiotloiiH. ote. Excfmnuu hloeU , Main tmt, vln43 KKIVY A Co., (lenient In dry goods, KKH'cricn, iiimi, it-t-ii, niui, imii. nun, nuim. northeast comer Main ami Market bt. vlnu iTf C.IIOW H, hntHiuid caps, bootn and nhoes. mlX Main Kt., above Conrlloiihe. Vl'HM 10. C. rAHIt. dry cootliinnd notion), southwefit corner Main and Iron sts. vl-nl3 J. TIIIOWETI. drv coods. cnwerles. etc.. north I wcht corner Main and Iron tits. vl-iH3 A. nECKLKy,Kytonehoottore, books and . Rtutloncrv. touth-wost corner Maiket and Jatn stH, v l-nl3 TTTIUJAM EH ASM US, confectioneries, Main t at., near tho rallioad. vl.m:i MENDENirAIX.ceneral stock of incrchan i. (lUoand lumber, corner of Main street and Cerwlcl; road, vl-nt3 T .T. IIOIIIIINS. dealer in drv coods irrcerif s etc. J Hhlvo'H block, Malust,, below Iron vlti43 T K. OllLTOV. Groceries A Provisions, touth least corner Main andiron Streets. vlnll J- RLO AN- dealer in choice drvirooiln. llonso- n kcpnlncrirooila. fresh crocerieti. tic. etc. Main K. EYKR. urocerles and ceneral merchandise Main St., above West. vl-ulJ fT T.BlIAHPLESS,drycood, groceries, boolB, I I). NhnpK. etc.. Ilunert block. Slain St.. west o: 5 Jlarket. vl-nU CllAMr.Il A A. E. HAYHUIlhT. Dealers In flrocerles, Conlectlonerles and Notions, I i idlnwu, south side, two doors above iiroosis nuoumaker Shop. v -nm. M1HCKLLANEOUS. IN M iUJiKl-vWlOtfOTTiiTa!y?..nd Deeo ul.C""ter scottuwn.corltbAHHfct.vM. lOI'.EI.L, furniture rooms, threo story c on Alain si., wesi oi iiiuiivcv si. v.iij Klll. Wail IHIHT. Will"". p.m.it-.. fttilures, Itupert bloek, JIalu st. vl-nli j'PNSTOCK, photogrupher, Eichange Ik, Malu st opposltu court house. vl-ulJ IDAli'IV i.lmloirratiber. Hartiiiali'a bulkl .uieusi coi ueriuiuuti.i i..aittvini. vi-um ?ur.r.M AN. Aeent Munsou'u Conner Tti' It LIulitulligHod. v2-nltl I'ltsin.L, suddle, trunk and ,U.HI Sl. oeiow utiuii, iiuu, X.nOlue Maker, and White and lancy l.f4.'niiown. v.nl7 It.F- ill L(l 1.1 '..1111.1V ...UI....W. uitvi. in Lumber. of all kinds, nlanlng he mil-road. vl-nlil Lr.KMAK. saildle and harness maker. Ipuihwcu coiner jsiain auu oiantei i. I vi-u I fVlTMAN. maible works, near southwesi orner f lain nun .-unraov sis. '" II. ltlNOLLll, dealer In pianos, orinins nnd inelodoous, at 0, W, Corcll's furullui e rooms imliliivu llnunr ,lpfil.r Hfrnnd door from Ln hw. Kt comer Main and Iron sU. vl-u 1.1 ilACUtlir. Noou-y Public, northeast corner ri" ana wj-rce1 "i ii 1IN A. FHNKTON, mutual and cash nites tire 1 1 Insurance coinpauy.northeastioruer Main and. I,, ami i f, jacoiiy. MatMe dud lirouuHton lr Works, East Uloomsbuie.lleiwlckroad, vlul7 Pit v MAMl'I.H A CO. Machinists. Tjiktlllooms. I . burc mar rallioud. Castings made at short flVR I U. 1CUHN. dealer lu meat tallow. et Chem VvM I DerVIWi sillcy, lck of Amsrlcau Ur ise. vl-uu VOLUME III NO. 8. 0HANGEV1LLK DIUEOTOUY. Dlt. O. A. MEdAItOEIi, physician nnd surKeon, Main St., next door to Good's Hotel. vl-ni7 BUICK HOTKL and refreshment saloon, by Win. Mastellcr cor, of Malnand 1'lnast.vlni; SWAN HOTKL, tho npper houso by John Kny dcr, Main st,, above 1'lno. vl-n!7 HA11MAN llltOTllKllH. Tanners and manufac. tuners of leather, on Main St., below (loodV Hotel. 2-hl7 DAVID HKUUtNO, Klour and Orlst Mill, and Dealer In grain, Mill Hlrcet. Vl-nl7 fiS OWUlt A HKnniNO, dealer In dry Roods, groceries, lumber and general Alercnaiidise Jn st. Vl'nl7 (IKOKOH I.AZAUtTH.saddlo and harness maker I Main St.. above tho Uwan Hotel. vl-n!7 1 A :. W. COI.r.MAN, Merchant tailor nnd Jl. Ucnl'a furnlshlngyoods, Main Ht next door lo the brick hotel, vl-u MS, HAYHUI18T, Clocks, Watchea nnd duns , repaired. Ouns nnd Watches for sale, Main St., below Pine. V1-UI7 JA.MKH 11. 1IAUMAN, 1'ahlnet Maker, and Un dertaker. Main Ht IkIow Pine. vl-n 17 MICHAKIiC. KKI.I.r.ll, Confectionery, Oyaiori &c. &c.,on PluoKU, between Main and Mill. V1-1U7 HH. AC. KKr.CHNi:U,lllaeksmIths,on Mill . Street, near Pino. Vl-W7 Wn.T-.IAM llIU.ONO, Hhoemnkcrnnil mannfac turerof llrlck, Mill Ht., west of Pine vimi) LKW1H H. KCIIIIYI.Ult, Iron fonnder.Marhln Ist.nud Manufacluierof plows, .Mill HI.VI-UI7 MII.r.H A. WILLIAMS A CoTanncrsnnd Man ufaeturcra or leather, Mill Htrect. Vl-nl7 TOHN KHLLKIl, Hoot ami Bhoemaker, Pino J Htrect, oppoaito tho Academy vl-n!7 All.linmtlNOA lmOTIUMt, Carpenters nnd . Ilulldcrs, Main Street, below Pine. V1-U17 AMUUL 811 AKl'LEHi, Maker of the Hayhurst urain urauie. iuaiu tn. viw, M..1IAUMAN, saclillo and harness maker , Oraufiovlllc.npposltu Frame. (Jhurch. vl2ull 0ATAWISSA DIKE0T0RY. CtUSqilEIIANNA or llrlck IIotel.H.Kostebaudcr O proprietor, south-east comer Muln nnd Hi cond Btrcct. v2-nl2 II. CREASY, dry goods, groceries, cral Merchandise, Main street. 1). RINARI), dcalor ln stoves nnd tin-ware. Malu Street. V2-U12 uai. H. A11UETT, attorney at law.Maln Street. tlll.Ltr.lvi cc ai.wr,,uryniimn, Biwcuci, nun r general met chaudlso. Main Htrect. v2-n!2 KElLUlt, billiard saloon, oysters, and Ico cream lu season Alain Street. 2-nl2 F. DALLM AN, Merchant Tailor, Second St., . Robblns' Dulldlng. V2-U18. It. J. K. R0I1DINS, Burgeon and Physician, Second St., below Main. v2-ul8. II. KISTLEH,"CatUwisalIouse,"North West Corner Main and Second Streets. v2-n IK. M. BROBST. dealer ln General Merchandise, , Dry Goods, Groceries Ac. vii-ms. LIGHT STREET DIRECTORY. PHTEH ENT, dealer In dry goods, groceries. Hour. feed. salt. ush. Iron, nails, etc.. Light atreet. vl-ms TERWILLIGER, Cublnetmakcr, Undertaker vl-ms auu i:nairinaKcr. F. OMAN A Co., Wheelwrights, first door above bchool house. vln!6 RS. 12. ICLINEi millinery and fancy eocmIs. vl-ni8 W.HANKKY, dealer ln leather, IIlden, Hark, etc. Cash paid for Hides. vl-mfl TM. M. KNT, dealer in stoves and tin ware in nil U8 wancncH. OHN A.OMAN, manufactmer nnd dealer tn UOOIS nUU HI IOCS, -uu. J. LRISEK, M. 1). Surgeon and I'hysician. Ofllco at Keller's Hotel. vMii!7 ESPY DIIIECT0HY. Jl). WEniClIEISEH. Hoot nnd Shoe Store and manlnctory. Shop on Main street, op- .......... ....... 17HPY STEAM FLOUItl.NO MILLS, C. S. Fowler. Proprietor, v-uiu V. nEIQIIAItl). A llltO.. dealers In dry goods, D, groceries, and general merchandise. vl2nll D. CALDWELL, iltnler In dry goods, grocer ies, queensvvnie. Iwidwaie, fish, salt, nam, .. etc.. vl'.'nll W. EDOAU, Hiisiiu-linnun l'lanlna llox Manufactory. Mill nnd vl2ull RUCK1I0RN DIRECTORY. M O.AW. II. SHOEMAKER, dealers In dry eoixls. groceries and ceueial merchandise. irsi store In south end of town. v2-nlH. A COB A WM. HARRIS, dealers lndry guods, crocerles. drills nnd medicines, north end ol town. v -nld. 1IIU1II JERSEYTOWN DIRECTORY. 1 ACOn A. SWISHER, dealer in Hides, Leather i J Hark etc. Madison township Columbia county 'a. vi-uiu HOTELS AND SALOONS. JgXCIIANGE HOTEL, Tlin iitnlprslcned lmvllii nill'chned this welt knownandceutralljMocateillioiise.theKxchanBO Hotel, situate on MAlNHTltLXT.ln IllooinhbuiK immediately opposite theCoIumblucouuty Court House, respectfully inform their irlends nnd the public In Rtmeral that their house Is now ln order lor me reception nnu emenainnieiu 01 iraveuers who jnny be disposed to favor it with their cus tom. Thev hiwasnarednoexnenseln nrenarluc the Kzchnnee for the entertnlnuieut of their Kiiests neither shall there be anything v, anting ou their pat t to minister to their personal comiort. 'i ney louse is siiuclous. and enjoys an excellent busi- nehs location. nmnlliitEKuriin lit nil tltllPH llptwffll tllft KX change Hotel and the various railroad depots, by which travellers will be pleasantly comeyedto and from tho respective nations In duo time to meet ine cars. jvuuo x uuikiviv. lnooinsburg, April J, it&. jOHK'S HOTEL, Ul.UUUb V. AUUbll) iujuiKiui. The iiluivn wll.knnwn hotel has recently under. conn radical changes 111 its Internal arrangements, nnd It.nr. f.riptnrntmotincestohlsformercustoill and the travelling public lhat his accomodations fur the coupon or uis gncsisaresecuim in iiiiuo in tho country. Ills table will always be found sup ine", inn uniy "mi nuimiu. ...... .inii..ii.nr tlin upnson. Ills wines Hiid 11- ouors (except that popular bevcraro known as '.UWfraru"), purchased direct from the importing homes, nio entirely pure.anu irte irom an inn D.w.i,k.irii,.u it.. U flifinicfnl forallberal natron ago In tho past, and will continue to deserve II In tho future, OEOUQE W. M AUGER. TXCHANGE SALOON, The Proprietor of the Exchange Saloon has now on hand a large stock or SUMMER UEFREHHMKNTb, consisting of SI'ICKD OYBTEIIS. BAKUINl.il, Tnil'E, UOI.OUNAS SlIKEf TO.NOUK. BOILED E(IOS, bWKlTZEIl rllEJIIC, LAGEIt UEER, ALE, AC. S- COME ONE, COME ALL AND SEE. LAWHON CALMAN. Buperlntendeut. Illoomsburg, May 3, ls67. rpHE ESPY HOTEL, rl J,lvlVllli ..v..,... THE subset lber respectfully informshls friends and tliti public, that lie has taken the above well known Hon.. of Entertainment, and will be pleased to rcelo the custom of all who will favor him with a call, UK WIM. KEEP A GOOD TABLE, a Bar well stocked v llh the best of Liquors, and every ctlort Will be made tr. rendi .entire sail., tuctton, I . II. DIhril.Ulv.il. Espy, Pa.. April 12. IM.T. VO-AINWIUOUT A CO., WHOLESALE OROOEUH, N. E. Corner Hecond and Arch BtreeU, Philadelphia, Dealers lu TEAS, SYRUl-ri, COKKEE, HOOAR, MOLABSIW, 1IICE, Bl'ICEH, III CAlill HODA, 40., iO. 4- Orders will receive prompt attention. May 10, lW7.1y, BUSINESS CARDS. JOll P HINTING Neatly executed at this Office. jyj 51. L'VELLE, ATTOHNEV-AMiAW, Ashland, HchuylklU County, Penn'a. QW. MILLKIl, ATTOItNEY AT LAW, Office with K. II. Little, In brick bnlldlng nd- jiuiiuii; iwi wmce. 4r"uonniies, uacK-i'ny ami . L'lll Pensions collected. tsep'JO'W. JOHN G. FTtEEZE, ATTOKNKY-AT-LA W, Offlcoln ItefUter nnd Itecorder's ofllce, In the basement of the Court Houso, Illoomsburg, Pa. jODEUT P. CLAII1C, ATTOltNEY-AT-LA W OfTice corner of Main and Market streets, over First National Ilanlc, F.toMmsbnrg, Pa. J 11. LITTLE, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Offlco on Main street, ln brick building below the Court House, Iiloomsburg.I'a. Q 11. nilOCKWAY, ATTORNEY A,T LAW. nl.OOMSllUIlG, PA, -Officii Court Houso Alley, below tho Co lumblun Olllce. Janl'67. AUCTIONEER. M OSES COFFMAN, Having followed the profession of Public Vendue. Crier for many years, would Inform his friends that lie Is stilt In the field, ready nnd willing to attend to nil tlio dutica of bis rnlllni lrKons deslrlnK his services should call or wrlto to hlra atllloomsburg, Pa. mar8'67. J B. PURSEL, HAltiSliSS, SADDLE, AND TRUNK MANUFACTURER, and denier In CARPCT-IJAGS, VALISES, FLY-NETS, nuFr.vi.0 koues, lioitaK-ni.A.vKr.'ra o which ho feels confident lio can sell nt lower rate than any other person ln ths country. Ex nuiine for yourselves. Shop Mrst door below tho Post Office Main Street, Illoomsburg, Pa. TJnv. 1. Iwr? g C. COLLINS, FASHIONABLE SHAVING, HAIR CUTTING AND SHAMPOOING SAI.CON, OverWIdmnyer A Jacoby's Ice Cream Saloon, HLOOMSnURO, PA. Hair Dvelnc nnd Whiskers colored l.lnrlr nr brown. Hair Tonic to destroy dandrutr and beau tifying tho hnlr; will restore hair to Its original color without soiling the finest fabric, constantly in iihuu. inpnz o. E STISTR Y II. C. IIOWEU, UENTIHT, He!titC'Ifull' oiler! his nrofesslonal Krrvlrcs tn the laiiteH and ncmtleraen of Bloonisbure and vi clnity. Ho S prepared to attend to all the ari ouuoperatloiiH in the line of his profession, nnd is provided with the latest Improved Poucelain Tketji which will be Inserted on gold plating, euver unci ruouer unsu n iook as wen us me nni urat teeth. Teetli extracted by all the new and most approved methods nnd nil operations on tlio teeth carefully nnd properly attended to. Residence nnd otficu n few doors above the Court Hoube.Hnnu) hide. uioouisburu, Jan.ai.'tiwtr pOWDEH KEGS ANP LUSIBEB. W, SI, .VUMIUIS i ll, Rupert, Pa., Manufacturers of POWDER KEG1, and dealers In all kinds of LUMBER, give notice that they are prepared to accomodate their custom with dispatch, and on tlie chespest eruis. "TJ'NION HOTEL, li U 11 It i 11 U 11 U, P A. Tho uuilersleiied would resneclfullv Inform tlin traveling )iubllc tliat he has purchased and retltted In the best manner I he old stand former ly occupied by W, A. Kline, and that he Ik now prepaied to accommodate his friends with all the comforts and conveiileucesofa flrst-ehisK house. A Ilnenew liarn has been built and Ihesurrouu dlngs placed tn pcrf-ufnrdir. The bar will al ways ue mociu ii wiin ineenoispsi liquors auu ci gals, nnd the tahlo furnished with the best t tie infiraei aunriis. jaails . uii.i.Anrii'.. July a,-t.s.if IHICK HOTEL, OltA.NOUVII.l.E, COI.UMIIIA COUKTV, 1 A. WM. MAbTEI.LER, PROPRIETOU. Havlnir tnken possession of this well-known nouse, so long kept by Hamuel Everett, the Pro urletnrhasnut In itnei manent retialr and furnish ed 11AR AND LAUDER with lliocliolcestlliiuors and newest delicacies. His stable is not excelled lu tlip county; npu no paius win no spared 10 accommodate guests npr3iv M ISS LIZZIE HARK LEY has just returned from Philadelphia, and has bought, and Is now ollcilng the best assortment of FANCY GOODS, TRIMMING. r.ONNETW Ac. Ac, ever exhibited lu Illoomsburg, nnd is prepared to make un drcsns and nil ollur articles of female wardrobe, at short notice, nnd In the best nnd LATEST STRING STYLES. Rooms in tho Ramsey Buildings, on West Main Street. Call and see her varied stock of Hprlng Goods. May 1, OS. C. 11. II011NE. W, K. KINfl. J. 11. BEVIIEIIT. OllNE, KING .t SEYnEUT, WHOLESALE DRY GOODS. No. 313 Market .SI root, PHILADELPHIA. Orders filled promptly nt lowent January 3, 1SI, CHAS. Q. BARKLEY, Atloriicy nl Law, Ul.OOilISItl'ItO, C0LCMDIA CO., VS. Office in iho i;xchanQ Ituihlinf , lecond atorr.over Widmyer k Jutoiy' Ctinfettiuurty tietosd door dbovo tlio Uicliaitge Jlotul lllooiantiuriii Jau, J, If 00. 0. E. SAVAGE PRACTICAL WATCH MAKER A JEWELER. Malu Btr.et, (near tho Court House, BLOOMSBURO, PA. fiiii.tnnllv nn liniid a fine assortment of Aluf r- can and Swiss Wutches, clocks. Jewelry, silver ware ol ine uesi ue.crii-liou iniiieuuii miiuu im-i-al, consisting of butter dishes, goblets, kulves, loiks, spoons, napkin rlnxs etc. iasouio iiiarKB inaue lu oruer, klhw uiiii work warranted. I Jan. i( w. JSTAULISHED 1703. JOMIAN A BROTHER, WholenihiGrmers, and Dealt 11. in bALTPETER AND BRIMSTONE, No i.M0 North Third Bt. Philadelphia. jypUClIANT'S HOTEL, 4(1 KOUTU rOUIlfll fiTHKET, rillLADELPHIA. J, A W. O, M'KlUIlIN, Projirletor, Uy 10. UI7-IV, BLOOMSBURG, PA., FRIDAY, FEB. 19. 1869. DBATII. leaves nnd clusters, nnd flower etcrne, Etkujialto tub Wont.n,iiOTnoTioMB."-lIooii. " Tho pprlng will eomo again, denr friends, Tho swallow o or tlio sent Ihobud will hang upon the bough, The blossom on tho tree ; And many n pleasant sound will rlso to greet her on her way, The votcoof bird and leaf and stream, nnd warm winds In their play ; Oh, sweet the airs that round her brcathe,und beautiful Is she, Hhobtlugetli all tho things that fresh andsncct nnd hopeful bo She scatters promise on tho earth with open hnnd and free, Bud not for me, my friend, But not for mo I " Hummer will come again, dear friends, Low murmurs of tho beu Will rlso through tho long sminy day Above tho llowcry lta; Tho deep nnd dreamy woods will uwu tho hlumbcruus spoil alio wenvis, And send a greeting, mixed wlthslgh, through nil their quivering leaves. Oil, precious urolier slowing glfls, and plente ous is she, Slio.brlngeth all the lovely things that bright nnd fragrant be; Bho scatters fullness on the earth with lavish hand nnd rrce, But not f jr me, my lrlcnds, But not for me. ' Autumn will come again, dear frlcndi, Uis spirit-touch will bo With gold upon tho harvest-field , With crlmsunon tho tree; lie passeth o'er the silent woods, they wither at Ills breath, Slow fading in u still, decay a chango that is not death. Oh, rich and liberal and ulso and provident Is hoi Ho taketh lo li in garncr-houso tho things that ripened bo i IIORnthcrctlihls store from earth, all silently And he will gather mo, my fi lends, And ho will gather mel THE TTrCIGllT OP A TEAIt, A pair of scales beforo hlm A rich man suf nnd weighed' A pleco of gold n widow's nil, And unto her ho said : "Your colnl Is not tho proper weight; So take It back again. Or sell it me for half its worth It lacks a slnglo grain." With tearful eyes tlio widow said : "Oil, wclg'i it, sir, once moro ; I pray ou not bu so exact. Nor drive me from jour door." "Why, seo yourself, it's under weight ! Yourlenrsaro nonvnll," The second time lie tries It, It Just bears down the scale But little guessed that rich man. Who held his gold ho denr. That tlio extra weight that bore R down. Had been tho widow's tear. UisrcUaiifous. THE- WALPTJKGIS-NIGHT. II. 7.SCI10KKE. (.Continued.) RESCUE. As tlio Ileil-cont bniil theso worils, It niipearcd to mo as if Ills bright gar. ment glowed around him liko a ilaine, and n greenish light shot tip out of tho earth around us; but It was only tlio trees. Colors blended strangely with ono another boforo my oyesN "At last all was extinguished. I lay in a faint ing-flt. I was no longer conscious. Something had eomo over me. Then I felt a dim return of conscious ness; a fnr-offaound was in my ears and beforo my eyes hroko it twilight of glimmering rays. As thought, sound and vision becamo moro vivid, thought over my condition, but I could not make out what was tho mutter with me. "I am cither fainting, or losing my senses or living," thought I. "Is tho soul tearing herself away from (hi: nerves, tho spirit from tlio body: what then remains? A world is departing with my senses ; nnd tho spirit, us a do- iciident power, is resolved into tlio ocean of nil power. Then is mun only a fouiu-btilible, thrown up from tho ov- r-movlng, ever-changing surface of tlio ocean of tho All, reflecting in itself tlio green islands nnd tho infinity of heaven. nd tho rcllcctcd islands and heaven vanish nway, as tho bubblo returns whence it came. No, no," cried I to myself, "that Is tlio way I becamo n criminal, because I lost all faith in God and in myself, and had given my self up to tho brain-spuu threads of a one-sided bophistry. Tlio great world-spirit is no Dead So.i, nnd man's soul no bubble." So I thought, and opened my eyes, and over mo hovered tho old man, us if resting on clouds, with u friendly seri ousness. I saw no longer tho eold.stern features, but a mild expression lu bis transfigured mien ; but tho light daz zled mc,aud I soon shut my eyes again, nntLdreamcd on; I could not htlr a llitflT.'' "What is tho matter with me, or, what isgoing to takoplacoV" thought for it boomed to mo that I heard tlio mm of cities and villages go by, and the noiso of wavi'ig woods; and then ngain tho rushing of streams and tho roar of breakers nnd then tho tinkling of Bheepfolds nnd tho songs of shep herds. "What has happened ? whither am I going?" sighed I softly, with a great effort. Still over mo hung tho form of tlio old mun, nnd his oyo rested tenderly upon inc. "Isavoyou," said ho nt last lu a tono unspeakably gentle. "lear no more. Thou hast wen thy lifo and thy death. Thou weak ono, bo a man. A second tlmo I cannot save you." Thereupon thero was n gllmmmerlng beforo my eyes, nnd mothought I lay lu a rocky cavern, In which tlio daylight shone through a narrow cleft. Hut tho old man still hung over mo as ho said 'Now thou art saved, and 1 leavo thut. I have ftiltllled my wishes." "Hut," sighed I, "my Panny! my children ! Give them to mo in tho des ert." Tho old man answered "They fifo thine already." "Hint out tho remembrance of my guilt forever, If thou canst." Tho ohl man spoke "I will blot It out; it will trouble theo no more." As ho said this, hu dbbolved away over mo liko a mist, mid I gazed at tho gray rocks ubovo me, and understood nothing of wlmt had hiipponod. Hut I was lillcd with an unspeakable peace. And yet It was all Ilka a fairy tulo. While I still gazed nt tho rocks nbovo me, tho lips of an unseen being woro pressetl to mine. 1 felt ft wnrm kiss. A NBW WORLD. That kls? brought mo back to earth. I thought my cye3 wero open, but I found that they wero shut ; fori heard light footsteps around me, and yet saw no ono In tho ravfi. Thero camo t soft breath upon my check, and two sweet llp.s onto moro touched mine. Tho feeling of lifo again returned to my outward senses. I heard tlio whispering of my children's voices. Dream nnd reality wero ming led confusedly together ; but they Boon began to bo parted tho ono from tho other more distinctly, until I came ful ly to; myself, & perceived elenrly what was round me. I bcc.uno aware thnt I was lying In a stifl", uncoinfortablo pos ture. It Focined to mo as If I were on tlio sofa in my Bummer-house. I open ed my eyes, nnd my Panny hung over me. It was her kisses that had awak ened me. Our children clapped their hands for joy when they saw mo awak ening, nnd clambered up nn tho sofa upon me, crying ono nftcr tho other, "Papal papa! good-morning 1" And my dear littlo wifo locked mo in her arms, nnd witii eyes filled with tears, chid mo for having slept all night in tho cold summer-houbo ; had not Chris topher, our man-servant, eomo back but n quarter of an hour beforo from the post-hoii'-e, and told tho maids in the kitchen of my arrival, not a soul would havo known that I had come. Hut tho heavy 'NVulptirgii-dreiitn had affected mo to such a degree, that I lay still for somo time, not venturing to trust my eyes or my ears. I looked around for tho fantastic cavo in tlio des ert, hut still I was In tho summer-house. Thero lay still tlio drums, whips, and playthings on tho floor. Upon tlio ta ble still stood Fanny's work-basket- all Just as I had found it when I hud chosen my night's lodging there. nd Christopher has Just returned etl from thopost-hotiso?" asked 1. "Has ho slept there all night?" To bo sure, you strarrgo creature !" said Panny and patted my cheek, "Ho Miys, too, that you yourself told him to do so. Why havo you passed tho night on tills sofa.which Is as hard as n rock ? Why did you not rout ns out of our beds? How gladly would wo all have been prepared for your reception I" I started witli delight. "You havo slept, then, safely nnd quietly all night ?" asked I. "Only too soundly," said Punny. "Could I linvo guessed that you wero hero in the summer-house, there would havo been an end of nil sleep. I would have slipped to you like n ghost. Do you know, too, thut it is AVnlpurgis' night, in which tho witches nnd hob goblins piny their tricks?" "I know itonly too well I" saidl,and rubbed my eyes and smiled joyfully at llndiiig that all my crimes wero a dream; that neither iost-hou-o nor city wero burnt; thut neither tho lted-co.it from Prague, nor tho long-since forgotten .lu lin, had mado mo it visit. I clasped the lovely Panny moro fond ly to my heart ; and with her and my children upon my lap, I felt, now nmro vividly than over, tho peace of a gooi heart and pure conscience. A new world bloomed arouml mi' nnd more than onco I was doubtful whether it wero a dream or not. I look ed often towards the pleasant roofs o our town to convince myself that 1 hai thrown no cundle into tlio hay. Never in my life had I had a more eon nected, vivid, and definite dream; on Iv at tlio hut when it blended Itsel with my waking moments, hud it be eomo wild and fantastic. Wo went in trl tun tilt through the beautiful garden to thu pleaant dwelling-house, whero all my household welcomed mo most heartily. After I had altered my dress a little, I went loaded with all sorts of playthings" for tho boys, into Panny' room to break fast. Thero sat tlio young mother with tlio merry littlo ones. At each look of love, a now rnpturo streamed through my heart. I sank silently on Punny's breast, and with tears of joy presented to her tho littlo tokens which I bail bought for her In Prague, saying, "Pan ny, to-day is thy birthday." "Never lutvo I celebrated It moro de lightfully than now!" said she. "I havo you again. I havo Invited somo of our friends to pass the day with us, to welcome you home. I bopo it does not displease you? Hut no, v sit down by us, and tell mo all iil'it yourself." But my remarkable dream stood too vividly before my eyes. I thought It would bo a relief to relato it. Panny listened ami becamo very serious. "Tru ly," suld bhe, ut last, "ono otiaht to he ilovo in tho witchery of W.ilptirgls nljfht. Thou hr.it dreamed quite n ser mon. Ho yet moro pious, my pious one, for surely thy good nngel has spo ken with thee. Wrlto lwn thy dream. Such it droiiii Is moro remarkable than mnnynllfo. I rely, you know, much upon dreams. They do not tell us of tho future, but they tell us of ourselves. They aru sometimes tho clearest looking-glasses of tho soul." THE TEMPTER AND THE TEMPTATION. A remarkable, although indeed not extraordinary, coincidence occurred on tho tiny following my Walpurgls dream, My wlfu hud Invited somo friends from tho city to a family festival. On account of tho beauty of tho day, wo dined In tho upper roomy saloon of tho summer-house. Tho Wulpurgls-drenm was almost blotted out from my mem ory by bright and pleusunt realities. My servant announced a strungo gen tleman who wished to speak with mu ll Huron Mandevii ee, fixm DroUow. Panny saw that I was startled. "You will not surely," suld bhe, "tremble bo foro tho tempter if ho does not bring tho temptation with him, anil not uven beforo thu temptation, whilu you are ut my bide." I went down. There, seated on tho very feofa wlicro 1 had slept tho night before, appeared tho real, living Hed' coat from Prnguo. Ho arose, grocteil mo liko an old friend, und said "You bco, I keep my promise, I must now sou COL. your lovely Fanny, with whom I havo becomo qulto nccidontally acquaint ed through your conflthiitlnl letters. Aro you not Jealous V Ami" ho con tinued, pointing out Into tho garden 'I havo brought n couple of guests with me, my brother tint! his wife. Hut my sistor-in-law already knows you. Wo unexpectedly met nt Dresden, nnd now travel In company." I expressed my pleasuro nt seeing dm. Just then n thick, stout man en tered tho room whero wo werospeaklng and at his sldo was n lady in a travel-llng-drcs-. Imagine my astonishment. It was Julia the wife of the count I Julia was less embarrassed than I, al though sho changed color. After tho first civilities', I carried my guests Into tho saloon abovo.-I introduced them to my Funny. Tho tempter.turncd visitor, said tho most flattering things to her. I have," Bald he, "alro.idy qulto adored you In Prague, where, without the knowlcdgo of your husband, I got to know nil tho littlo family secrets which you communicated to him." "1 know all," said Panny to him. You paid fourteen hundred dollars for thoso secrets. Hut you are, after all, a very bail man, for you havo caused my P.obert rt restless night." "Wo have not dono with thnt yet, Panny," said !, "for see, hero is tho lovely temptation" and then I intro duced her to tho count's wife "Julia." Wcmcn never suffer long from em barrassment. Fanny embraced Julia as n sister, anil placed tho tempter on one sitlo of her and tho temptation on the other. "As fur us possible from you 1" cried site, in n tono of roguish warn ing. Funny und Julia although they had never Fcen each other before, soon bo- came true lienrt-sisters, anil bail a great deal to say to each other, making mo tho butt of their raillery. For my part it was peculiarly delightful to sco theso two together; both lovely but Julia only n beautiful woinnn, Funny nn nn gel. Julia, ns I learned from her during n walk in tlio garden, was perfectly hap py. Sho was truly attached to her hus band, on account of tho nobleness of his character; but for her brother-in-law, tho Red-coat, sho had tho tender affection of a child. Ho had spent much of his life, as sho told me,in travelling, and now resided on an estate in Poland, near her husband's, dividing his time between books, and agricultural labors, and oftlces of benevolence. She spoko of him with animation, and insisted that a better man did not exist on earth. I gathered from nil sho told mo n prac tical reflection that ono must not trust too much to physiognomy. "Why did you put that mysterious question to mo nt Prague," said I, after awhile, to tho worthy Rod-coat: 'Do you not now know who lam and what want of you f " For it was tlicao words that had struck mo so at Prague, and had afterwards sounded again so ills tlnctly in my dream. "It is plain enough what I meant," cried ho. "I wanted to tell you, us brought back your pocket-book, what I wished with you, nnd wanted also to let you know that I was tho flndor,thut you should put confldeiici- in me, nnd give mo somo proofs of your loss. You continued to bo as reserved as if I wero u suspicious person, and yet I saw your disquiet, and could not doubt tlin' tho right man stood before me." I now relatetl to him my drc.im. "Sir," cried he, "long live tlio Walpur-gis-spirlts! Tho dream deserves to bo n chapter in moral philosophy and psy chology. If you do not carefully write it down, I will tin it myself, und send it to you in print. There tiro right gold en lessons In it. I am glut), however, that I havo tho honor to shine ut Inst as an angel of li','ht, otherwise I would not listen ton word moro of your Walpurgis-night adventure." Wo spent a happy day together ; 1 with tlio 1 1 illy excellent Muinlovllle, anil Fanny with Julia. When we parted ut evening, Funny said to me, when we reached tho door, "Hero wo will bill good-bye, and not accompany tho beautiful temptation a btep farther. Your Walpurgls-dre.im contains a good lesson for mo too. Do you not ku w me, sir, mid what your Fanny wants with you "" THE END. Dr. Watth and Popular Falla cies. Benjamin Scott writes to the London Daily AVtra; "It is high lime that some ono appeared ou behalf of Dr. Watts, and to correct u ml.-qiiotn tion of ono of ids poems, which by care less repetition of writers and speakers Innumerable, is fust becoming a part of tlio popular belief; anil will, in com mon with other fallacies nnd falsehoods requlro ages of denial and confutation to shako nnd remove. I refer to tho ur- ticlo which appeared yesterday In ono of your leaders on 'Dngsnnd Policemen': Let dogs delUht to baik and bite. Tor 'tis ttietr nature to!' Tlio Doctor never wroto theso lines, nor do they appear In any edition of Ids works I havo ever seen, and are on ly to ho found in tho Imagination of ids critics. Tho point Is n small one, but truth Is truth. 'Tho words attribu ted to him aro so grossly dofcctlvo, in a grammatical point of view, that I won der they should havo been set down to n writer who, whatever his merits ns a poet, wm an exceedingly careful writer and whoso work on logic wan for nearly a century a toxt book nt Oxford, Tho lines as written by Watts, nro: 'Let dogs delight t.l bark and bile. For God ins madetliemso; IiL henrs nnd lions growl and fluht, Por 'Us their ualtue, loo.' Simple und bordering, as Intended, on tho childish, theso linos aro eorrosti, if not elegant ; ut all events they nro Wiuts's." A hi.ngulah ca-u has Jiiit eomo be foro tlio l'reiich trliiunais, A young girl, 11 years of ago, attempted succes slvely tho life of her mother and sister, for Iho solo purpose of drinking their blood, tho child has been examined by competent physicians, and proved to bo attacked by tho strango mania of un thropopbugy. Her extreme, youth leads her phyulcluus to hope that her euro may bo accomplUhud, DEM.-VOL. XXXIII NO. 1. Ilotv 8lie Hud niti), A gentleman pleasantly situated, married and blessed with two beauti ful daughters, thn prido of tho neigh borhood nntl their parents' Joy, would seem to havo nil thnt M'us needed to mako life cheerful, but strango ns It may appear, ho look his chief pleasuro ln propounding to tho wifeof his bosom hard conundrums, which she, unablo to guess, would glvo up, saying;' "I can't guess what Is It?" and ho Invariably answcroJ. "That's n nut for you to crack," while she, poor woman, kept quiet, having no way of redress, nnd thinking that sometime bIio might pay tho debt with interest. Thus matters remained until the pa tient wife was laid low upon her Bick bed and her dissolution wns fast np proachlng. Sho asks in n fceblo -olco for her husband, to whom, on hi coin ing to her bedside, sho suld : "Joshua. wo havo two beautiful and nffccttonalo children." "Yes," said tho stricken husband nnd father, "yes, they aro indeed beautiful and alfoutlonate children." . "Well, Joshua, I can't loavetho world without telling you somothlng that has long been weighing upon my mintl.and may perhaps surpriso you. You aro tho father of only ono of thoso children. "Whatl" exclaimed tho astonished husband, "Great God! which is my daughter?" Sho turned lo him with a look of tri umph, ns she said : "That's a nut for you to crack." Ami beforo ho couhl rally to ask more, thespirltof his part ner was wafted nway, leaving him with tlio toughest nut of all to crack by himself. A Body Alive Weighs 200 Pounds; Dead 800. About six years ugo, Amos Broughton died In Wnyno county, in this State, and was burled there. After his death his widow moved to Hlskirk's Uridgo, in this county, whero they now reside. A few days ago the fami ly of tho deceased resolved to bring tho remains of tho f.Uher from Waynu Co., and have them deposited in tlio ceme tery near their present residence. In furtherance of this purpose the gravo was opened and the coflln exposed, but nil ord.nary cITorts to lift It from its po sition proved Ineffectual. Tho coffin lid was therefore removed, when it was found that tho body was in tlio most perfect state of petrification. It was covered with a dry mould,which,whcn removed, revealed a surface almost ns white and pure as marble. Tho body showed hot tho least particle of decay Every feature and lineament was per fectly preserved, and when stood up right it presented tho nppearanco of a finely chiseled statue. When Mr Hrougbton died he weighed about 200 pounds.whllo tlio remains had increased in weight by petrification to 800 pounds Beforo the body was interred at Biskirk it was seen by tlio family, friends and many others there. It Is tho most per feet and wonderful 'nstancoof pctriflc.v tionof human remains that has over eomo to our knowledge. lit. The Enthusiastic Professor. There I a btory perhaps forgotten by all but men who wero students nt a cer tain college near thirty ears ago, ofan enthusiastic professor of entomology not celebrated for his exercise of hospi tality, who was so delighted at tho ar rival of an eminent pursuer of insects that he invited him to bed unit board In liis house. Next morning, Dr. Mac fly greeted Ids guest: "And how did yo sleep the nlcbt, Mestcr Beehemoth ?" "Not very well: strango bed, perhaps I? But" "Ah!" quoth tho doctor, eagerly "ye werejuit bitten by something eh?' "Well to tell you the truth, doctor, I wiw." "Just think of that! BItte.i waryo? JSow, can you say it was anything at all noteworthy that bit yo? Peculiar, eli?" "Pleas', I think. Hut such devils for bltirg I never met in my life." "I should think so, indeed, (with rent glee.) They're Sicilian fleas. imported them inysetf.'" A Tough Stoiiv. Tlio other even ing, In our "private crib," thero wns a learned dissertation, suliJect,''Hcd-bugs and their remarkable tenacity of life." Ono asserted of Ids own knowledge that they could bo belled anil then eomo to life. Somo hiul soaked them for hours In turjientlno itliout any fatal conse- sequences. Old Hanks, who had been listening as an outsider, hero gave in his experienco in corroboration of tho facts. Says he: "Somo years ugo,4 1 took it bed-bug to an Iron foundry, and opped it Into a ladle where the mel ted iron was, had it run into a skillet. Well my old woman used that skillet pretty constant for tho hist six years, ami hero the other day It hroko till tn smash, and what do you think, gentle men, that ero Insect Just walked out of his hole whero ho'd been hiyln' like a frog in a rock, and mado tracks for his old roost up stairs I Hut," added he, by way of parenthesis, "by George, gen tlemen, ho looked mighty palol" Consi debate Judge. A learned nnd compassionate Judge In Texas, ou passing senteuco on John Jones, who hail been convicted of murder, conclud ed his remarks us follows: "Tho fact is, Jones, thnt tho Court did not intend to order you to bo executed befuro next spring, but tho weather Is very cold ; our Jail, unfortunately is in averj bad condition ; iiuicli of thoglais In tho windows is broken ; Tho eliiin neys nro In such". dilapidated statu thnt no lira can Im mado to render your apartment comfortable; besides owing to tho great number of prisoners, not moro than ono blanket can bo allowed to each; to sleep sound und eomfortu ble, therefore, is out of tlio question. In consideration of these clreunibtaiiccs and wishing to lessen your sufferings as much us possible, tho Court, In tho ex orelsoof its Immune compassion, hero by oulers you lo be executed to-morrow morning, us soon alter breakfast as may bo convenient to tho Sheritl'und ugreo- ' ublo to you," ic. In. 0n snusr. MM Twosqunrcn JI.V) Three auarr.... 5,00 Kuur squares ?,no Quarter column.. 10,00 Half column 13,00 One column 80,00 u. Ir 10,00 1111,10 (,00 1I5,W 12,00 1KX1 17,00 Si fill 80,00 00,00 Il.ni 7,1)0 ,00 11,00 11,00 aooo ,W Iff) e.m 11,00 I8.no 88,00 D,00 C0.O0 100,00 Executor's or Administrator's Notice. M.OOj Audltor'Ror ApsIkhco'b Notice, 2.C0. Local Notices, twenty cents n llnu; by tlio yenr ten cents. Cnnls In tlio "Directory" column, $2.00 )or yenr tor tlio first twollues, nnd 1,00 fdrcncli nddltlonnl line. A Illslion .HUtnltcn lor ii Itti Kln. The Southern negroes, lu their hor ror of Ku-Klux mysteries, nro particu larly fearful of graveyards. They havo always been supcrstltioiH In this regard, but now they wlll.not go within it mllo of ft cemetery. An nmuslng slory Is told about Bishop Beckwlth, of Geor gia, who had occasion some timo ago, to visit a romoto portion of his dioceso. Thero wero not many Episcopalians In that region of Georgia, but few of tho whites had overseen it successor of tlio Apostles, nnd tho negroes did not know what sort of creature a Bishop was. It soon became noised about that on a cer tain evening tho Bishop would arrive and hold service! in a church of a cer tain vlllago of tlio above district, und tho wholo neighborhood was filled with curlodty to go nnd sco tho queer animal that read prayers out of u book. Tho negroes wero especially excited, and they determined to attend tho church in mass. Tho house of worship was not nn Ephcopnl church ; conse quently it had no vestry room In which tho Bishop could put on his vestments. Tills dliueulty was, however, remedied by somo one's suggesting that the Bish op should robo himself behind the church, and eomo round and enter nt tho front door. So ho sent a friend with his surplice, who placed it behind a tomb-stone, where it would bo at hand when ho should requlro It. Long bo foro tho timo designated for tlio open ing services, tlio littlo church hud be come flllo.1 witli tho whites of tlio vi cinity, nnd tho negroes, finding that thero was no room for them inside, stood packed beforo tho door. Tho Bishop at tho appointed time, entered Hie graveyard by tho back gate, went up to tho tomb-stone, und donned his Episcopal vestures. Tlio wind was blowing rather fresh, nnd just ns no turned tho corner of tho church a flaw spread out his whlto robes. A negro immediately bawled out, "Ku-Klux! Ku-Klux !" They all looked nroutid and beheld tho flaunting whlto gar ments approaching; tho wholo crowd took to their heels shrieking "Ku- Klux I" In ten seconds not n darkey could be seen, but tho sound of their footsteps In tho dlstanco fell upon tho ear, nnu for hnlf an hour afterward could bo heard tho terriblo words, "Ku Klux! Ku-Klux!" far off in the coun try, as tho affrighted crowd wero mak ing for their homes. Drinking Days. There is a story told in tho London People's Journal, which gives a good idea of the drink ing stylo of tlio last century, and which ought to be overlooked. This was what our grandfathers took for jhumor. Tho Lord Pnnmuro hero spoken of wns, I believo tlio father of the present Lord Delhouslo. "Two young English no blemen wero paying a visit to Lord Panmuroat Brecliin Castle. Ono day ho wroto a letter to Panlathie, a tenant of his, to conic and oino with him, and at tlio samo tlmo ho ordered htm to bring a sum of money. Panlathlo was awaro that he got that order that some thing was to bo done. After dinner Lord Pnnmuro gavo tho; first toast, which was 'All hats In tho fire, or jClM on tho table.' Pour hats wero imuiedi ately on tho. Ono of tho English n blenien gave tlio next toast, 'All eon in tlio fire, or o0 on tho table.' Po n coats wero committed to tlio flames. Tho other English gentleman gavo t i next toast, 'All boots in tlio flre,or n on tho table.' Tho wholo of tho bouts wero committed to tho flames. Pai l.t thlo's toast came next, which was,''! io foro-tceth in tho fire, or 200 on the ' -ble,' when Panlathlo pulled his tn u out and throw them in the fire. 'I In English noblemen looked amazed. .io had ivory teeth unknown to them, ail Panlathlo went homo without hat, c it or boots, but ho had 000 in his poet t .. Lord Panmuro thought much or Ida tenant after that." "Darnel Wed-.ter," remarkc I old Col. Gumpoy, as ho trimmed a quid of nigger-head and fastened it securely between two decayed teeth in the left sido of his mouth, "Darnel Wotut . was a gret man. Thero wasn't notlitn' mean about him. I've hecrd him t Ik. 'Twa'nt his tnlk sovmuch as his gem r oslty that tuck mo. Ho had a Idntler careless way with him that kept lu m from gettln' rich. Ho nover seemed to think wlmt things cost. I was a comin' up thoHudiOti lliver nlong with him once, nnd in tlio morning Darnel Web ster and mo wero wash in' our tw and sleekin' our hair in tlio cabiu, and ho took out n brush and brushed his teeth. I didn't seo no other tooth brush around so I borrowed hls'n, nnd after I Usui It I handed back to him, and what do you think ? Why Darnel "Webster just slung that tooth brush right Into tho river. And I 'sposo next day ho went and bought him a now one. That's nil ho cared about money, Thero 'alnt no such men ns Darnel "Webster 11 vi now" concluded tlio colonel, meditatiw ly,us ho spirted a stream of tobacco Juien Into tho llre-pluce nt tho other end of tho room. Lewis and Sam D , a couplo of residents of Long Island, who loved rum nnd hated snakes, bomo years ago went down to tho salt mnrsh to mow. They hung their Mjythcs an I wero about commencing work, when Lewis proposed to S.im t hat they should take of tlio quart furnished for Iho occasion. Sam agreed of course, and It was a hut day nnd they concluded to rest awhilo under tlio shado of a treo,and then take nnother drink in order to get readily on. Tlio bottle had boon passed two or threo times, when Sam suld to Lewis ; ' Let's drink tho darned stuff up, nnd wo won't bo hankering after It.' It wns n bargain, and betwixt tlio two tho hub unco was boon disposed of, A piuiio en sued; Lewis ruso to his feet, threw his scythe over hlsshoulder, declaring, 'I'll bo darned If I'll mow without rum.' Darneil if I will either,' uysBin,und with thut they trudged homo without cutting ugwath.