lie
VOL. II NO. 14.
BLOOMSBURG, PA., FRIDAY, APRIL 3, 1868.
PRICK FIVE OKNTS.
llLOOMSBUHtt IHHKOTOIIY.
HTOVKS AND TINWARK.
I.U'OII SUIT., iloalcrliinlovisA tinware, Main
() st., iilno court house, vl.nl'l
l !. ItlU'HKT, Hovm ami tlmrari', lluni-rt
A. Mock-, Malunf., west of Market, vl-nll
CLOTIIINO, AC.
Dt.OWIINnntirl, merelinnttallnr, .Mnln fit., Sit
. ilnnraliova American liouse. vl-nn
f W l'TKMIIi:itt.tN.liot(lcntHlloiiriiTil
.1. i-r Itt clot hint, etc.', IIurthiim'H ImllillliK.Maln
sired. vMil.l
nituus, CllKMICAI.S, AC.
I .V, .MOVIItl, ilruiuilst nml apothecary, V.x
li iIiiiuko liluolc Malu at. vlnl1
It V. I.UTZ, ilriiKul"t iiti'l ni.thecary, Uui'crt
;, liloclt, Main 8t., wot or.Mnrltct. l-ull
CLOCKS, WATCItKS, AC.
1 OL'IS linilNIIAIII), watch nml clnclc maker,
It near aoutlioaftt corner Mainline! IronRts.vl-till
CI II. HAVAtli:, dealer III eloelcd, watches nml
r.Jewclry, Slain at., nearly optislto American
house. l-nn
UCATIlrAKT, watch ana clock maker, Market
M.. UelowMatn. vl-nll
hoots am) snoics.
n
M. IlltOWN', boot and Hliocmnker.Maln street
yj, (iiiiiio American hinise. vl.nl I
4 KtH.Mlliim.niaiiu fact m-craml ilea lcr In hoots
j anil hhocM,Matnst,, oeposlto Ki'lscniialchtirch
Mlll
HI'.NItV Kt.KIM, innnnfactnrcr anil dealer In
hnnts anil shoes, groceries c te.( llasl lllomus
hurg Main ht. 1-nl.t
DAVID lll.TZ, liot ami shoemaker, Main st.,
helow llnrtiuah'H .tore, went nrMnrket stieet.
vl-nll
PROKKSSIONAL.
I It. I1VANH, M, 1), Htirifcon nml physician Month
, slilo Main St., helow Market. l-nll
1 It. II. I', Kinney snraenn di nlNl.leethexIriiet
I Zi'il without pain. .Main st., nearly opposite
l.plicopnl Church, vl.nlil
I It. M'KT.I.VY, M, 11. KlirKcnn anil pliislelan
.1 Kontli hUto Main Kt., Iielow Market. l-nll
I C. HUTTr.lt, M. I. mirgcon nml l'hyslclati,
,1 Mat ket fit., above Main. vl.llM
Oil. II. C. HOVi:it, Burgeon dentist, MalrTiZ
ahovo court house. vl'iill
MILLINERY & FANCY MOODS.
Mlsst MZZIP, IIAHKI.KY, milliner, IWmscr
hiillnliii:, Main at, l-nis
MISS A. II. WI1I1I1, fancy K00.N, notion", Wits,
stationery, north si lo Main street below Mar
ket, vl-nll
II I'llTIlItMAN, millinery ami fancy rikkIs oii.
Ii islte i:plseopal church, Main at. U.iil'l
Mill. .lltl.IA A, .t H.nBTlAnKI,KV, laillen
cloaks anil dress pattern 1, Houtlicast corner
Main and vrcatht. i-n.l
MISS M, DKHItlCKriOK. millinery ami f.inev
noils Main fit., opposite Court House, l.11il
l Its. jj. II. 1'UKMAN, inuTliirr7iiiiln t., Mow
.11 Ilailinairs store, weht of Market si, M.ll
riilli: IIIhsiisITaUMAN nimincrlTanTl s7u7y
I ttoo Is, Main street Just below American house,
vl-nll
HOTELS AND SALOONS.
I l.i:.riK'K,of.terntiil eatlnt! saloon, Atuerl
,1 can House, Main si., Il.llt7er l.eneinlc superln
leiulent, w-nl
U'lllMYKll A J.UOIIY, tonn-itlonry, bakery,
II aiul oyster saloon, wholesale and utall.Hx
change btock, Main it, vl-nll
IyiX A VKIllt, eon fei tlonery, bakery, and oys
ter saloon, wholesale and letatl, Main St., Just
Mow Iron. vl.nW
nXt'IlANOH HtlTnt,, by J, 1'. Caslow, Jlaln
Ijst., opposltocourt house. ,vl-lil.l
l.Mi:ilIOAN IlnllHi:, byJotlN I,i:uo(K, Mnln
i St., wi'st of Iron street. l.11lt
l.vil!KS Ildl'l:!,, hy (I.W. MAf(ii:n,iast i n,l 01
I'. Main st. 1-n 1 1
nHTOIINIIlt, lelreslmuut saloon.M.iln st.,Jusl
, nho e court house, vl.ul'l
I T, CAMI,t)Y, refreshment saloon, Kxchaime
.J hotel, Iiuson f 'alntaii.KUpeilntemh'Ut I.nll
r II. (HI.I.Mtmi:, 11 fieshlnent saloon, shle's
HOCK SOUIU S11IU .MIIIUSI, I'll I I
MKUCHANTrf AND OUOCKItS.
P .1 A CO US, Cniilorlloncry. bh"-'!' Main
U l.,nl'i Cuurl House, lnlfi
HII, Alir.IJ'.It, tlcnUr In dry p;cnI.t, Krmi'rJiM,
(luoi'iiswiiir, Hour, salt, Mints, notions, etc.
i.xuiimyo hloclc, .Miifatrc t, 1-nl't
"KIMA'V MIA!. & Co., ili'iUt iH In ilr hhI,
Krnccrlt'i, Hour, luil. mU. (Mi, Iidii, nuIN
Hr, IloWI'It, lintM ami rnpH, hoots utnl hhus
Main stM uhovo court house. 1-iilt
"1 . MAHU, dry coculrt mul notion, Mtuthwcsl
V, t'oriu-r Main hikI Iroti hts. lni
I .f. UUOWl'.U, dry nirndd, rhk'ci 1cm, t'lc,, 1101 ill
J,i'sl coiner Mn1u nml Inm hi. vl nil
Ri:V. A. IfAKT.MAN, dry rcmhW, imtluiis ami
urortTlcH,, Main stnnpuslto Kiiiscoiialcliuri'li.
l.!ll.l
HII. lIUNSllintor.n, 0Brnl.)kM(ctrlri,tnlfac
t i, and ctiurcrllonary, latn ht,t hvlow Amer
Itan house, t-11 13
A, ilKC'KMY, KcyhtoiiHKliooMinp,hoikFi and
If, Htalloncry, Koutlit.l t-ttriifr .Market and
.Main HtH, lni l
riMJAM nUAKMlTH. contcetlnnorkM, Slain
hi.,jusianoo com i uuusc, vJ-im
Mi;NI)i:NHAI.L,Koncral Ntndc ut meiclian
ii. illM'and liiiiihrr, corner of Mnln Mrtetnnd
H-iick toad. lnll
.1. IIOIIIUNS, il.-ah r In diy t&umU Kin rlrn t tc.
(I MiUe'tihloclcIalnst., Wdowlron vl-nll
I K. OlKTdN', GitK'ciiftf 1'rovUloiiH, mhiIIi
Ji-aot t oiuer .Main and Ji on Mrecth, 1-nll
CI W. KNVI)i:il, luinhuito, intltiy, yuiif, etc.
Main hi., helow Jion, vl-nll
I J.HI.OAN, dcalfrln choice, dry Koodw, IIoum-.
J lteci'lnuKoodf, fri-hh ioccrtf k, etc., etc. Main
ft., opposite, court liouse, v-lti 1 i
IK, KVi:il, uioccrlc s nnl Kdicral nit ri'lmndlsc
Main hi,, ithoM) Weht, 1-nU
T. SlIAltrLl'-SH, diy coikU, amvt rlc, ImotR.
J, MiocH.ctc,, Ituitrt hliKk, Jlafn id., vit ol
Murkvt. l-nll
M1SCKM.ANKOUS.
(1 W. COltllLL, furniture rooms, thue story
I. brick on Main st., west of Market st, v!-nf:t
V J.THOUNTON.wall pnper. window sluules.
Jj, nnd tlxtures, llupert bUKk, Jlaln st, vl-nll
H ltOSIl.NHToPK, TiTotoitrapher, Iljcchantie
, block, Main St., opposite. , pull Inaise. v.i
I )'. IlltOAIIT.ldiotOBrTpircri'llartnuin's build
,1 lugnoitheasUorncrMaliiiiuclMail.etst,vl-nl.l
Y W, IIAltTtlN.tolincconlst.and ilcalerill slovi
i. co.il, Malnst., opposite court house, l-nl:i
I II. l'Ultsi:!,!,, sadille, trunk and haimss
,J mnlcer, Main st below com t, house, w-nia
A rosTKIt, Oluo Maker, nml White and lancy
V;, Tanuer.Scottown, V1-H17
HLOONisltl'UO l.l'Mlll'.lt CO, liumut.iitureu
ami dealers lu Luuiher, nl all kinds, plaluliiK
mill near the i-nll.toad, l-nni
ir .1, llllll.l'MAN.snddleiind haimss main r,
11 , near soulhwist corner Main ami Mailu t st.
v l-n I
I W1TMAN. hmrhlf woll.s. niur southwest
A, conn r Main and Mat kit sis. vl-n It
Hll.ltlNtil.I H.iliiilir In planes, ortaiis and
mtlodioits.iiKl. W.Corclrsfiunltuie looms
vl-nll
'It II. MAHTIMIS, up nt for OioMlA llakcl's
I . sewluu machine, Millll st., llailmau'tt bultd
ht!, up stair,. vl-n II
0W, 1K11III1NH, liquor duiU r sei oud door Ironi
. uoitliwest comer Main ami Iron sts, . I.nll
U rilAf'Ol'K. Notary I'lihlle. lioilhetlst corner
II Main and Minket st, M-lill
I'HN A.ri'NSTO.V, inutiiiil and cash laics llie
l iiisiiianee cobipaiiy,noiihtiutcoriier Main and
ttt'tn, Vl'llll
I tl.olKiil HASsr.ItT, manufacliirer mid repair.
1 tr of tiiiishluu' machines, Chi inhcillu'i. alley,
niur Hhniplcss'ioiindiy, vlull
I H. Kl'IIN, ilinlir 111 meat tallow, itc, Chun.
1 l erllu's alley, baes of Ami rhan house, M-nl!
SW1',"' JACdllY, Matl.la and liiowuHtoiie
VI Horks,i:uklU..luWuu,Uerwlckl.aU, Vl'M7
OHANOKVIMK IHKKCTOKY.
Dn. O. A. JintlAltODI,, pliyslclan and unrncon.
Main tt., neMdiHir tuOocsl'n Hotel. vl-ll IT
BKH'K IIDTDI, nml rerieshinent snloon, hv
Mlllon Dally.loluerofMalnnml I'llleht.vlnlT
C3 WAN 1I0TI:I Ihont'iier house hvJohn Snv-
O der, Main tahoMi 1'Ine. VI-HI7
1 K.HI.OAN, dialer In dry uorsls. groceries.
1. lumlier mid itenernl Merchandise. Main st.
Vl-ll 17
ftKOWIIi I.AZAItirH.saililhi ami harncsii maker
Main St., above the Swan Hotel. Vlnl7
T 11. SMITH, lnaliufactlinr of tin ware mid
11 , dealer In stues etc, Main st., nhova '.ho
Swan lintel. vl-ll 17
flAMItltt. I'.Vr.lMVI-IV llrm,lu jt. ...... I..
OMahl Hiivet; " ,V,'J
1 ft II. W. t.flt.HMAW. VAi-,.l,n l.'lln. "...I
. !i "1".! 1 f"r"l,,1"1 K"01!'". Mnln St., licit door
....j ..,,Vn iiuiti, vi-ni7
S. HAYmillKT.l-hK-fcl, Wati'lus nnd'nilM
ill. repnlred. Huns ami Watches for snle, Main
wt., below rlne. l-ni7
7 A.MIX It. HAHMAN. Cabinet Mnker.nml Un
ci dertaker. Main HI., below l'lne, V1-UI7
II It'll A i:t, C. Ki:i.I,i:it, CmTreetlom-ry, OysicrH
ill Ac.Ac.on I'lnoHt., between Main nml Mill.
v 1-1117
UH. At!. Ki:i.:l!Nl'.It,l:lnckmlfhs,nn Ml'li
, Htrcct, near l'lne, vl-nl7
Hrll.I.IAM I)i:i.().tl, Hhotinakcrnml inanuf.ie
11 turcrof Itrlclc, MIIIHt.,west ofl'iim vlnil
I.M.IAH HNYlinit, rionr and (IrM Mill, and
li Dealer 111 Kialn, Mill Street, vl-1117
1 r.WIS It. HC'HIIYI.KII, Iron rolllnler,.Maehln
lilst, ami Maliuractmer of plows, Mill St, vl-n 17
Mll.l:s A. WILLIAMS t'o,,Taniiersnnil Man
llfacluri rs of leather, Mill Street, vl-1117
IOIIX KIILI.r.lt, Hoot and HIioemaker.T'lne
, Street, opposite the Academy vl-nl7
I II. lli:lllllN(l A llltOTHLIt.Caipentcrsand
l, llullders, Main Sticct, lielow l'lne. vl-nIT
SAMlIi:i, SllAIll'Li:sS, Maker ofthellayhurst
Oraln Cradle. .Main St. villi.
rM. 1IAHMAN, saddle and harness maker
, OratiKCNlllc, opposite, l'ramo church, vlinll
LIGHT STltKKT IHRECTOUY.
nl'.TKIl KNT, denier In dry Rood", irrocerles,
L Hour, feed, salt, llsh, Iron, nails, (te,, I,h;ht
Street. M-nl
TTi:itWILI.l(li:it, (.'al.lnelmnker, Undertaker
0 nml (.halrmakei. vl-nltl
1 P. ICLLLI'.Y, llhickslnlth, opposite post otllef,
1 vl-ulll
tf 1'. OMAN A Co., Wheelwrllihts, tlrst door
II
11. ii
. above, school liouse.
Ills,
KLINI'i mltllncry and f.incy koo,Is.
vl-n W
TW'.SANKr.Y. dealer In Leather, III.IeM.airk,
fj etc. Cash paid for II Men. lntii
IVTM, M, TINT, ilcalorln flos and tin waio Jn
H all its brandies. 1-n 10
I)i:Ti:U W, OMAN, manuracturcrnnd dealer In
1 hoots and shoes, vl-n 11.
(JATAW1SSA DIHECTORY.
IHAXN'A or lirlrk Hotel. N. .i. t'lnrk
nrittirlctor. Mnilh-rnt corner Main and Second
street. v 2-u 12
II. (MtllASY.dry Knn,N yroceilc, andKcn
, eral MercliaiidlM-, .Main Street. v2-n!2
I. IlINAUIt.ilenler In stoves and tinware
, Main street.
w
f.M. II. Alllllin'.attorneynt l.iw,MaIn street.
(Il.HDllf .V KIdNi:,diyKiH.U,KnKtrl.i. and
I general merchandise, Main Mieet, 2-nl2
KKII.I'H, hltllard nalnon, iysters, and leu
j. eieam In season Main street.
V-i-lllJ
KSPVlHKKCTOItV.
i;slYnn:A.M ri.Ofltl.Nn MII.LM.C.H. IVmler.
Jj I'mprietor. l-'nli
I R lti:i(illAIlI,S. Illto., dealers Indryyoods
1), Kieerles, and m nei.it ineiehandNc. l-'nll
I Ii, TAMiVVKLU dealer In dry nods, urocer
i k-s, (pieeiisuaie, liaiduiuo, llh, hall, nulls,
etc., etc., UnlI
fp W, i;i)OAH(KuMiuchaiina rianlns Mill and
I , ltn Manuf.ictory. vl-nll
.iKusnnnvx kihik tohy.
I Nlll!i:W MAIMMlN.de.ihr In drj ijooils, kio
j eelles, Kralll, luinber etc., .!erselow 11. U-nlll
fAl'llll A. SVISlli:lt, dealer In Hides, Leather
,1 lliilkttc. Madison tow ushlp Columbia county
I'a. vl-nlil
(tAl'I'.SAMin:!. IIIMI1Y, Madison Hotel, Ilro
J mts and Mi angers ( nteitalned, v'-ut
IITi:i,S AND SALOOXS.
JO N (i 1' O N 1) II O T K L.
1 UK lllldelslifliisl has llni leased nml re.rurulsli
ed In Kood stjle the aboe wcll-Unown House,
situate.
AMONU Till! JI til' NT A INS
In the holders of Columbia ami SiilllMin counties,
111 one of the most beautltulalnl heatthtlll nttlolis
luthestato; Is lully prepaied tn aceoinliiodalu
visitors and sojourners
wini 'niniit I'AMii.iKs.
The I'ond and slreains ale well stocUl-d with
delicious llsh ot many kinds Including
T II () V T A X I) 1' I K II,
and boats In Kootl order will ho kept for thu ac
commodation ami amusement of guests, either
for llshtim or pleasure exi in shuts uism this beau
tltul slit el ol water w hh h Is
KI.Vr.KAL .MILLS IN LXTllNT.
Suilotinded by an lAteusKe Torest, theie isatlol
detl to the huntsman a sph ndld Held lor his own
pi ellllar sports, and cclclsn with his
11 I) 0 A N 11 (I I' N.
Ills Idinh r will bo aluas pinWdcd with thu
oeiicacies oi i lie season : ami ins uai sits-at o w nil
1'lTitK Luiroits. The llonso is lari;t'iiml comluo
illous ; tlio Stabllni; extelislMi mid sale,
Tho House Is leached I rout sevtral points on
tho Illoomsbur ,v Liu'kawanna ltailroad; mid Is
u splendid lilaee to pass t lie hot months of hum
in. r. It. It. IIAYIIl'ltsr.
Jiny it, isii7-nn.
c
1 O I. V M H I A U O U tS K,
IIKUNAHI) KTOilNllll,
IIavinu lately purchased and tilted up tho
wcil-Kuown uouisou iioicj, iTt'i'eny, loeaieu a
KI.W PCjOUH AIIOVI: TUB COiriir Hlit'HE,
on (ho Mimn ildo of tho hired. In the toMti f
MlooinhhurK! ami iihmuk oiiiuincxia license for
n j: B T A U Jl A N T ,
thu I'roprh tor has determined to nlvt to thu peo
ple Iflilm; ttK town on Lunluei or plcastite,
A uitij; mohi: HOOM,
Ills htahlhiK aHo 1 extensive, and Im fitted up
lo put DuumeManu carnagcM in inociry, au prom
ises that cerytlilnt(alnut hlMChlahllihmeiilihall
htieitntltuted In an orderly and lawiul ntanuer:
nnd ho rcHpet ifully nolleiu a .hate m Ihepuhllc
I Htronaye, iniyu i.-tni,
rjpiIK SWAN IIOTKI.,
tub uri'hit iicuhr,)
(lllANtir.VII.I.i:, COUTMIHA CO., VA.
TIih huhhcrlher respectfully InfurniH hUfilend
find 1 1 1 iV tuihlle. that lift ha inlceii Ihe til Mil e u t-1
luioMi limine of Entertainment, and will I
leio-ed lo rteeiu the tuMom of all who will
lavor liliu Willi n can,
in; wii.i kvxv a noon taiilk,
a liar t II fctocked with thu la ht of Mnuortt, and
eety ethirt will he made lo under entire kails
faction. .KM IN MNVDIill.
Oiauuevllle, I'a., -Mull li l.", 1M7-Ini,
JXCHANfJK SALOON,
'4 1 1 F. l'mprlilor of llie rxeliatiKeHaloonlui now
on hand a larue Mtocl; of
Hr.MMIIU Hi:i'Hl.IIMnNTH,
conn U( in u nf
Hl'lCKll llVSmtt, HHIHNM, H1'F, llOI.OU.SAIi
hiikki' TONdPK, luiu.rii M..a, hvnrEK iiir.K.ii-,
laoku in:i:uf ali:, m
4s- ciiMi; o.nk, fosu: AUi anu hi:i:. &
IAWMN OAI.MAN,
Huperlhltlldent,
liloonulaitt', May 3, m7.
ijMIK KHIV IIOTKL,
KSpy, t'OI.UMIHA COl'NTY, I'A,
TUB huhM-rlher nunc el fully Inforimildh fiUudu
ami the pul'lle, thai lie lam tahdi thu uhoe well
Uuoun lloutse of rulertaluuieiil, and will he
phiicxd lo inehe, tho eiibtein or nil who will
r.ior him with a call,
in; wiu, kvaw a (loon taiii.k,
a liar w 11 Mocked wllh Iho hent nf Mnimru, and
eery tlloit will ho mitde M render entire mlu
faction. C. II, IMl T'i i:itU II.
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a TTDii n i:y-a t-i.a s
(Hllei'ln Itetrlsler and Iteeorder'M olllce, In the
haveim nt of the ('mat IIoihc, Hloonishnrc,
R
OHKUT K. (MjAHK,
a ttoiini:y.at.i.a v
Olllce corner of Main afltl M.ukct HtrtetH, otr
ViTht Nallonat lluid:, lllooiii.slunc, l'n,
ii. h i tt i, k,
A TTO It N II Y-A T-L A W,
Otlteoon .Main street, In hrkk laitldlng below the
Court House, Uloomsburg.r.i.
Q It. 11KOCKWAY,
ATTOIINKY AT LAW.
IlLOOMSIHIltfl, I'A,
flrf-OKFICK Court House Alley, lieiow th. f
Itiintitun Olllce, Jatil'tI7.
j a. uonrsoN,
A TTO It N K Y-AT-L A W,
llbOOUSlll'llll, I'hNN'A.
onhe In iriiangst'H lluildlng, .Main Street, Wist
of the American liouse. iny;i 7.
J OUIH ItKHNIIAIU)
Would Inform Mm cltlzciu of Ulociio-liurtt and
U lully that he Is now prepated lo doull liltvUof
platlUK, hllver or Kold. ltecU.i".
A
v v r i o x i: k n.
MtlSHS I'OPKMAN,
Iln vine t.illfAwd the piofexMon of I'uhlle Veiiiluo
('tier for many earn, Mould Inform hlv frlctidt
that he In Mill lu thu Held, ready and wlllhiK to
attend toall the dulleit of hit calling. IVinoih
deslrlntx Ids hi r lees Miould call or write to Idm
at Jtlonmshury, J'a. iniirh'trr.
li. W. II. HHADIjKY,
lljite AlMnnl .Medle.il Iilrector C. 8. Army,)
IMIYHll'IAN AND HUUUKO.H,
Otllce at the houne opposite HhUo'w lllock,
IiloomsburCf l'a.
UiIIh promptly attended lo holli ultflit ami day.
lUnoinHhii'-g, Jan. IS, WJ.
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C A 11 I N K T JI A K K It ,
.IM' WAM'KAtlfKI.K 11V HTKAM IIS
SASH, HLINDS, DOOHS,
s li r T t l: it H, noil 1. 1) I n u H,
WINDOW Fit AM ICR, AC.
UAlN NTlttirr,
HLOO.MHIIimO, I'A.
June 1H7.
g C. COLLINS,
1' A K 11 I O N A II I, II
SUA VINO, 1IA1U CUTTINO
' M
HllAMrtlOINd HAI.CON,
ocrWidmayir A Jucoby's lie Ciiaiu HhIooh,
Ill.titl.MMU'IKI, I'A.
Ilulr I'.M'liia and hl.kets colortd black nr
blow n. I lull I i.nic to ilistloyihiudlutl ami In mi
Ills Inu the hall t will lisloie hair In Its oriiclllal
color wltlioul solliug Die llnest fabtlc, lollstantly
on hiiud. aprl2i7.
D
: X 'V I S T H Y
ii. c. iiihVKit, nr.N'iiHT.
ItopietfiMly oitt rt hU profcxKlonnl Hervleex to
the lad It k and i:nll ux u of llluoinvlturiE and vl
dully, lie U piepurid to attend loalllhe url
nun operalhaix In the line of hU prof'Mon, and
U provided with Hie lattht Improved Vom ki.ain
Tt-v.ill width will he liiMTled on uold plnlluw,
hM r and inhlx r hne to look an well nt.tlie nut
uralleith. 'leelh exlraettd hy nil (lie new and
inoht apirovid iucMkhIw, and all opeiatloat on
the let th out itdi and pi opt rly attended lo.
Itchldime a nil (dike a liw dooi nlKiva tku
Cotnt Iloiifc, Milne lde.
lllooinM uiKi Jaii.Hl.'t.lf
7" A HTM AX t KXOKLMAX,
TtiHAt'CO, hNUI I- A HKOAH
.M ANLTALTOIIV,
Mi,M3 M'HTJI TIIIKHHTtlKKT,
Hecoiul Iiourhelow Wood,
I'll I l.A DIM I'll 1 A.
Cttotff goctry.
A 'rnAoio RToni'.
There llvednsafro In days of yore
And he n handsomn pintail worn
ll.it wondered much ami sorrowed more,
Itce.iuso it htliiu behllld him.
Ho mtlVd upon this curious case,
And swore ho'd change the ptfrtall's place,
And h.io It liahKlntfat Ilia face,
Not .la lit; I i UK there behind him.
ayt he, "Tho mystery l'ro foundj
I'll turn mo round." llo turned him imiml,
Ilut still It hung behind lilln.
TIkii round and round, nml out and In,
All day Ihe pnrzlcd sao did spln
In vain It mattered not n pin
Tho pigtail huiiK behind hi in
And right and left, and round nbout,
And up nnd down, and In nnd out,
lie turned j but still Iho pl;lnll stout
Hung steadily behind him,
And though his c ffoits noer slack j
And though he twM.nnd twirl, nnd Inck
Alas I sill! faithful to his back
Tho pigtail hangs behind Mm.
A Il(H'.Mli;l,AV.
Come sit belHillh thchawthornc tree,
Andprest lliy lips to mine!
1 lunonTBcrry song for thee,
Will cheer thy henrt like wine.
O will tho bonny heath may smile,
Tho lark sine clear nbovo s
Tor wo will loven llttl while,
Though nil In aln we love.
And green Ihe leaves should bo o'erhead,
Tho brat ken btown benentllt
For oh, that thou and I lay dead
Umn thelionuy henllh 1
Hsrfttnncouis.
THE LOST WILL,
Tin: fi'tntH I run nbout totlc.-erlliuoo
cured nbout tho yonr ISfiO, In n refpec
tnblo fninlly liy thu tmiiio of Ctilvriion,
In Orango County, Now York.
Tho Ctilvcrtons lnitl Hvoil In tho oltl
family mansion nml onjoyptl tho rovo
niics of tho family ostnto for many yoar.-i
without tho sllditost doubt Ihiit'thoy
had a rlj;hl to It, when Midtlciily them
stitrlod uii.from Koodnf knows whttro,
nn individual who Itiltl elnltn to tho
property, and twined likely to provo
hU claim to nil but tho Cttlverions
thcm-elvt's.
It was eorlalii .lahoz Hardy wits tho
nearest relative.1, and certain that Mrs.
Ctllvertnn was only a grand-nlcco of
Hiram Hardy, deceased; but tho CuI
vertons had lived with tho old man for
year?, nnd ho had promised, tlino nnd
nKtiln to loavo them everything. He
hud even declared that Ills will was
miitlo In titelr favor ; and that such n
document was actually in exNteneo,
Mr. Culvcrton could nut doubt; but
diligent search had been mailo in vain,
and .labez Hardy, whom Iho oltl man
noseruiw, was to tako the place of peo
ple ho loved mi fondly, nnd who Iuui
been his comfort in his last hours.
"It was n shame !" said every one.
"A cruel wicked tlilnjr!" sobbed Mrs.
C'tilverton.
And Mr. Culvcrton, who hail novcr
expected a reverse, was ipilto crushed
as the peutllnj; law suit progressed.
A thotisaml times a day lie said,
"How providential It would bo if un
do Hiram's will would turn up at4tlils
moim nt."
"I wonder how ho rosls, poor man,
wllh such Injustice uointj on."
Hut no matter what they say, or how
they managed, no will was found, nnd
Julio, rubbed his hands in triumph.
It was rtirnnge that while inatlers
were in tills condition ono -n deeply In
terested as Mrs. Culvcrton nectsKiilly
was,shoiild dream oranythiiitfoNo; but
(beam she did, niyhl nfter nlfjlit, of nn
entirely dilferent .subject.
Inevitably, for a week nt least, she
hail no sooner clo'cd her eyes than she
found herself In nn intelllt'tnci' oflke,
full or cniployeesof nil np;os and nations,
and fact) to face with a yfltl of small
stature, with white Scotch features.and
singular blue, eyes, wldo apart nndstar
IiiK, who desired the situation of cook.
At lirst slio did not like the Kirl, but
in every dream she found her aversion
vanish,
After n few moments' convoruatliin,
and Invariably, it had began to melt,
when tho girl looked at her mid said:
"I'd like to hire with you ma'am."
It was alwny the sanio otlkeal
ways tho same words wcieuttercd un
til Mis. Culvcrton begun lo think lliero
must he something; in the diemii.
"Though it can't comu true," slut
said, "for whllo Johanna remains hero
I shall never hint another cool;."
Ami Jit't as sio caitl this theio was a
M'leam ill the kitchen, anil tint little er
rand girl ran in, frightened out of hfr
scn-es, to tell how Johanna, lilting tho
wash holler, had fallen with it uiitlstnl
ded herself.
Mrs. Culvcrton lolloucd the young
girl in to tho kitchcii,tiud found Julian
utt lu n wretched condition ; and the
doctor being sent for, slio wits put to
bed anil declined Useless for her
domestic capacity, for nt least n month
to conic, A temporary substltiitomust
ho hail, and M is. Culvcrton, that very
altcruoon, went to New York to Ilnd
ono at tho intelligence) olllce.
.Strange to say, lu the bustle sho had
tiillo forgotten her dream, until sho
suddenly stood faio to faco with tho
very girl sho had seen lu It. A small
jouug woman with very singularly bluo
eyes in a white face, and who.-o features
betrayeel Scottish origin. Sho had risen
this girl from s sent lu Iho oiUce,and
slood before her twisting hor, iipron
strings nnd couitsoylng,
"I'd like to hire with you, ma'am,"
she said.
Tile very words of tho drcaiii, also.
Mrs, Culvcrton started, nt)d In hereon
fusion could only say : "Why V"
Tho girl blushed.
"I don't know," she said, "only It
seems to mt I'd like lo live with
you."
II seemed tt fatal thing to Mrs, Cul
vcrton, but she put thu ii'unl tiiestIous
nnd received thu most satisfactory an
swers, except ns to references.
"Ilut I can't employ you without refer
ence," said Mrs. C, knowing that fate
had decreed Unit this girl should tuku ti
place In her kitchen.
"If you cun't 1 must out with It'sald
the girl. "There's my lady's iiitnte,
ma'am, Kim will tell you I urn honest
and capable; hut ,ho turned inu off for
frightening tho family."
"How V" asked Mrs. Ciilcrlon.
"Seeing ghosts I" replied tho girl.
"livery day I sawa Utt hi child In white,
playing nbout tho house; and nil said
there was no such child there, though
there had been ono once, but he was
dead. Mistress said I pretended to see
It for tho sake of Impertlnenco, nnd
sho discharged mo; but 1 know by her
trembling thnt shetltouglit I had scrim
ghost. I went to a doctor unit ho call
ed It optical lluslon, nnd It would
soon pass nway; nnd uro enough, I
hnvo not seen It since I left tho house."
It was n cpiccr story ; but Mrs. Cul
vcrton believed It, ntul before sho left tho
olllce, had hired Jestlo to fill Johanna's
place, for tho spaco of ono month from
that day. That evening phoenme and
went to work with n will.
lllnitcr tlino passed comfortably nnd
teatlme came. Tho Culvcrton novcr
nto anything but n biscuit or a enko at
this meal, nml cups wore handed about
In the sitting room. .lesslo eamo lu nt
thu appointed hour with hex tray, ser
ved every ono, nud then stood smiling
before .Mrs. Culvcrton ns she said :
"l'leaso ma'am, lot me pass you, tho
old gentleman has not yet been helped.
Yes, sir, lu a minute."
"Tho old -gentleman V" cried Mrs.
Culvcrton.
"Yes ma'am behind you in the cor
ner there, please."
"There's no gentleman, young or old
there," said the lady, "I can't Imagine
what you took for one.
Tito girl mado no answer but turned
imllo white nml left tho room. Mrs. C.
followed,
At Hist -ho could extort no explana
tion, but by nnd by tho girl declared
she saw an old gentleman sitting In nn
nnn chair in the corner, who beckoned
to her, nnd she fancied in a hurry for
his tea.
"What did he look like V a-ked Mrs.
Culvcrton.
"Ho was Ihln and tall," said tho girl
"his hair was white nnd very long,
nnd I noticed that onoof his knees look
ed stlfT, nml u thick gold-hraded enne
beside him."
"t'nele Illr.itu I" cried Mrs. Culver
ton, "upon my word you've described
my great grand-uncle, who has been
dead fortwtnly yenrs."
Jessio began to cry.
"I shall never keojn place," slie said.
"You will turn mo nway now."
".see nJ many ghosts ns you pltnsc,"
sho aitl, "as long its you don't brln
them beloro my eyes," ami went back
tohcrtcn without saying n word to any
of tin- I.imily on tlio subject, although
she wasoxtteiiioly my.stllled.
Hinely if tho girl bad never seen her
undo Hiram which was not likely,
considering Unit he had been dead near
ly her whole life time she must have
seen something in the ghost lino; anil
if Indeed, It were undo Hiram's spirit,
why should he not come to aid them in
their trouble'.' Mrs. Culvcrton had al
ways ; little superstition hidden in her
soul, and she soon began to believe this
version of the ea-e.
Tho next morning she went Into the
kitchen and shutting the door, said to
.Ic.-slo :
"My good girl, I do not Intend toilN-ml-s
you, so bo ipilte Irank with me.
I do not believe thai these forms lire
actual spirits. What do you think'.'"
"I think a- you do, ma'am," said the
girl. "Our folks have til w nysseen ghosts,
and grandfather lint! tlio second sight
for ten years before he died."
"if you chotild see thu oltl gentleman
you told of again," said Mrs. Culvcrton
"be sure and tell me. I'll keep tlio
story from the young folks, and Mr.
Culvcrton would only laugh at It ; but
you describe my dar old grand uncle,
tintl my belief Is you saw blm."
Tho girl promised to mention any
thing tlutt might happen, lo her mis
tress; and from that day an interchange
of glances between them and n subse
quent conference In the kitchen was of
freimunt occurrence.
The girl saw her nppaiition seated
on tlio sofa in tho pallor, seated nt the
dinner-table, walking in the garden,
anil so life-like was It that she found It
Imposslbli) to refrain from passing plates
nud cups mid saiicors to It, to tho In
finite nmiHonicnl of people who saw
only empty air In the sanio .-pot.
Hy and by she invariably spoko of her
ghost as tlio old gentleman, ami was
no more affected by his presence than hy
tluit ofn living being. If it was tin op
tical Illusion it was the most singular
on record.
Ilut nil this while ghost or no ghost
tho llgiire never spoke, ami never did
any thing to help thu Culvorttms In
their dilemma, and the lawsuit was
nearly terminated, without the shallow
ofn doiibl, in Jabez Hardy's fnvor.
In three days nil would be over, and
tho CulverUins who had earned their
property, If ever mortals did, by kind
ness and attention to their aged rela
tivewhom they truly loved and hon
ored would probably bo homoloss.
One morning, Mm. Culvcrton sat
over her breakfast nfter the others had
left thu room, thinking of this, when
Jessie camo lu,
"I've something to tell you ma'am,"
sho nld. "Tlieie'ti a change In the old
lcntlemnu.'
'What do you mean'." nsked Mrs.
Culverloii.
'I'vo seen blm twice ut thu foot of my
bed in thu night, said the girl ; "and
though ho always, before me, litis been
kind und plea-ant looking, now ho
frowns nnd looks angry. Ho beckons
mu to go some where, and I don't dare
in the night time.
'You must,' said Mrs. Culvcrton. 'I
know he will como ugaln, and I'll sit
with you nil night and go where you
go. It may bo of great use to us all
Jessie.'
'1 shan't bo afraid, iim'am, If 1 Imvo
cunipany,' said Jessie, in tho most matter-of-fact
manner nml carried out the
breakfast things.
All tho day they never spoko on thu
subject; but, on retiring, Jesslu found
her mistress In her bed-room, wrapped
lu a shawl,
'I'm icutly, you see,' sho sidil. And
Jessie merely loosened some buttons
and hooks nnd Iny down, dressed.
Ten o'clock pnssed-cleveii-lwelve. Mrs.
Culvcrton began to doubt, when sud
denly sho KitwJessle'g eyes dllnto In a
most peculiar manner, and, lu an In
stant more, the girl said : 'Why here
he Is, ma'am I'
'There's no one there," mid Mr. Cul
vcrton. 'Oh, yes ma'am I I .co him,' wild tlio
Birl.
'He's In great excitement ma'am; lie's
tnklng out his watch to look nt, and the
chain Is mado of such bright yellow
hair, I thought nt first It was gold.'
Ills wife's hnlr,' said Mrs. Culver-
ton. 'It was burled with him. You
see old uncle lllrmn. Does ho look nt
mo?'
'Yes, ma'am,' said Jessie.
'Uncle,' said Mrs. C, 'do you know
me nfter nil these years?'
'He nods,' said tho girl.
'Have you como to help ns denr un
do V said the lady.
Uncle Hiram was described as nod
ding very kindly and beckoning.
He wants us to follow him,' said tho
lady, and took tho light. Tho moment
she opened tho door .Icslo saw tho
flgu o pass through it.
M s. Culvcrton still could seo noth
ing.
Obedient to tho girl's movements,
Mrs. (!., descended the stairs nnd stood
In tho library.
Tho ghost paused before a bookcase.
'Ho wants mo to open It,' said Jessie.
'Do so,' said the lady.
Ho signs to take down the books,'
said the girl.
And Mrs. Culverton's own hands
went to work. Hook after book was
taken down -novels nnd rointiiicc.iioems
and plays.
pile of volumes lay upon tho libra
ry carpet, ami still the ghost pointed to
the rest till they were nil down.
'lie looks troubled, ma'am. He seems
trying to think,' said tho girl. 'Oh,
ma'am, he's gono to tho other caso I'
ind so, lo cut a long story short, the
four great book cases wero emptied
without apparent re-ult.
Suddenly Jessio screamed :
'He's In thu air. He's risen, ma'um
to the top of the case. Ho wants me to
climb up.'
'Oct the steps, Jessie," said her mis
tress and Jessie obeyed.
On tho very top of one of tho cases,
and covered by cobwebs, she found nn
old Ocrman bonk, and brought It down.
'This wivs there,' sho s.tld. Mrs. Cul
vcrton took It In her hand, am! from
between the leaves dropped a folded pa
per tied with red tape nml sealed.
Tho lady picked It up ; anil reatl on
iho outside these words :
' The hut mill uwt ttatriitent nf lltram
Hardy?
Kor a little while she could only weep
and tremblo; soon she found words:
'Uncle,' sho said, "In the namo of my
hii-band, and my denrtiitltlren, I thnnk
you from my -oul. Does he hear me,
Jessie '."
Yes; he nods anil smiles,' said the
girl.
'Will you let me see ymi, uncle'." said
Mrs. Culvcrton.
'Ho has gone,' s.tld the girl. "Helms
kis-ed his hand ami gone.'
And so ho had for good ; for from that
moment, he was never seen ngttin by
mortal eye.
Nobody believed tho story of bis ap
pearance. Hut the will had been dis
covered, without doubt, and the Cul
verton.s wero no longer in danger of ex
pulsion from their oltl home. There
they lived ami died, ami Jes-le re
mained until she married; nnd nil her
llfo received every kindness from tho
family, who wero Indebted to her sin
gular peculiarity for their comfort and
happiness.
Whether Ciuie Hiram's spirit really
came to earth or not, is a question ; but
Mrs. Culvcrton always nsserts that It
did, and quarrels with every ono who
ventures to doubt tho as-ertion.
An Kxa.mi'i.k op Hi:i.its.sritt:iTii)..
Those Hiidlc.ils who aro casting their
eyes upon Culm, St. Thomas, Term del
Kuego, nnd other outlying countries,
as subjects for future "reconstruction,"
aru hereby warned that the republic
of Columbia is fully reconstructed, nnd
Is at the very bead of civilization, even
according lo tho most advanced Radi
cal standard. At u recent meeting in
that favored country, a gentleman,
who for some time resided lu tho U. S.,
expres-ed the hope thnt tho adoption
of American institutions would soon
place Columbia on n level with tho
great republic. He was summarily
levelled by the following speech from
a fully reconstructed Columbian. We
j quote from the I'.tnama .Star;
I Mr. Presidents lu proposing that
we should adopt North American In
stitutions, in order that we may rank
amongst the most civilized nations) uf
the world, our friend is merely repeat'
lug u vulgari-m ngalnst which I do
most solemnly protest. We are iep
resented ns an umivlllKcd people; but,
sir, If to tin whnt tho Americans havo
done Is to bo civilized, then wo aro civ
ilized ; if to have done it before them Is
to bo ahead of them, then we nro nt the
bend of civilization. Cor what do tho
Americans boast of'.' They have but
recently abolished slavery; tve have
abolished slavery long ago I They have
just proclaimed tlio equality of races,
and aro trying to hold up tho negro;
wo hnvo proclaimed that equality nnd
held up tint negro long iigo. They have
only finished their first civil war, ren
dered money scarce, and mado a paper
dollar not worth n dollar. Wo have
had dozens of civil wars; have render
ed money scarce, mid mado paper dol
lars not worth a dollar, long ago. They
lire beginning to tear up their Consti
tution, Impeach their President, set up
dictators; wo havu douo all that long
ago. They nro at last going to the ilev
11 ns fast as thoy can ; we have gono to
thu devil long ago.
do on, Messrs, Slovens and company
nml cro long Columbia cannot throw It
Into your teeth that sho Is ahead of our
own republic In tho gretit work of in
construction outside of the Constitution,
und considerably outslileof civilization.
Who aro Xebcla aralnit tho tawi,
and Traltori to tho Government.
At nn anti-slavery meeting In New
York, May 1811-
Heioirid, That itcutton t,tmi tie I'nl
on Is the duty of every Abolitionist.
Itetolmt. That fourteen venrsof wnr.
iaro ogaltist tlio slave power have con-,
vinrmT im flint auiiw ...! .t.... i.. .......
port of the American Union rivets the ' search of game, until nt Inst he pans
chains of the slave that tho only exo-1 ed through u fartii-ynrd. In front of
nt.u. sI.!,vc to freedom, unless It Iks I the farm-house was a trreeii. in theren-
one of blood, must bo over the remain
of the present American Chinch, ami
me yrure cy irie pretrm cmon.
Jleiolrcil, Thnt tho Abolitionists of
trim country should make It tine of the
primary objects of this ngltntlon to iff
'OtVe the American Union.
Oim claim Is ttlHmlon, breaking of
tho Suites. II enitelt Philips
Tin: Union Is n lie I am for Its over
throw Vpwith the jhi'i nf ilhtmhn. -H.
. darrUon.
It (tho Republican) Is the first sec
tional party ever organised in this coun
try. It does not know Its own face, and
calls ltelf national It. Is sectional. Thu
Republican party Is a party of tho
North, pledged ngalnst tho South.--Wendell
Phillips.
Sbxatdu Haw: lu ISAO presented two
potltions praying Congress to devise
somo plan for tho illisoliition qf the
Imcrican Cmon. These petitions re
ceived threo votes John I'. Utile, Wm
It. Sownrd, S. l Chase.
I can conceive of u time when this
Constitution shall not bo lu existence :
when we shall has-o nil absolute mili
tary dictatorial Oovernmeut. X. '.
Hanks, 1800.
Tin: Constitution is the father of all
our troubles. Thu only hope of tho
Blave Is over tho ruins of tho Govern
ment, nnd tho American Church. 11.
W.ltcccher, S,M1.
Tin: dissolution of tho Union Is not
primarily u question of conscience, but
of policy. Wo make tho Union, nod
we have the rlrhl to unmake it, If wo
choose. Jlev. 11. II'. lMUnet, lfwfl.
I HAVK no doubt that the fieo 'nnd
slave States ought, to senarate. Tho
Union Is not worth supporting In con
nection with thoSouth. r.N. l'i.e.
You call this (agitatlonattd disregard
of laws) revolution. Jt'.h. HV need
retolutioii. H'e mml and will met it,
Let it come I Carl Xcharz, ISjfiO.
In lHfifl Sumner predicts war, us tho
result of the "Irrepressible conlllct"
War fratricidal, parricidal wnr an
accumulated wickedness beyond the
wickedness ot any war in human an
nuls," "Thi:.n, thefreo Slates ami Shtvt
States of the Atlantic, divided nml
warring with each other, would disgust
the free States of the Pacific, nnd they
would have a'luwlant rausc and Justifi
cation fur u ltlidrawin' from a Virion,
productive no longer of peace, safely
nnd liberty to themselves." Thus Win.
II. Sewnrd hi lsVJi;, encouraged srees-1
don.
"IP tlie-o Infernal fanatics and Abo-;
Itif t i . . . . 1
iiuiti- s ever get power in their hands
inev win over we e iim iv.nst tut . .
tho Supreme Court at defiance, change
nml make laws to suit themselves, lav
violent hands on those who differ with
incui in tneir opinion, or Hare question
their Infallibility; and finally they
will iia.nkhim't thi: roiwriiY ..r
IlIlW'llK IT WITH Ill.Olltl. Dllliill
H'efmtir.
'1 HiUTiir.N things which lender young
people very impolite:
1. Leaving meeting before it iselo-eil.
- Whispering in meeting.
0. (inziilL' at stnint'ers.
l. A want or roverence;ior superiors.
.". I.Olld laughter. "
'' .PnJ!K when others aru talking.
7. Cutting linger nulls In company.
H. Leaving strangers without n seat.
0. Heading aloud, singing or whist
ling in comiiiiny without being tisked.
10. Recelvhm nresents without
ome
manifestation of cratittule.
11. Laiighingat thomistakesof others.
It!' Correcting older persons than
yourself.
l.'l. Answering questions when they
are put to others.
A MoNSTitut.'s Ileum. Wo have
been presented by Mr. Scott, Chief of
Police, with tho photograph of a gen
Human now on a visit to tlilseity, who-o
beard lias grown to thu monstrous
length of six feet within thu last seven
years. Wo understand that ho has to
carry It rolled up under his arm when
walking otlicrwi-e, It would trail on
tho ground, Tho iiameoftho Individual
who wears this singular looking appen
dage Is Andrew Keppeu. His beard Is
of a perfectly natural growth, nnd from
Its nppcanince, ono would Judge that,
If wrapped around Ills body, It would
afford almost as good a covering as u
maiiKoi.- runuuri jxtpatch.
In n certain family, not long since, a
pair of twins mado their appearance,
niiilnsnmatterofeour.se, were shown
to their llttleslsterol'four years. Now,
it so happened that whenever u rather
proliilectt of thcthousoholil had klttuns,
one of them, of course the prettiest, was
laved, mid tho rest drowned. When
tho twins were shown tlie child by their
happy father, little M looked tit
them long and earnestly, und ut length i
putting her little finger-tip on the cheek
of one of them, looked up, ami said,
Willi nil the ni'rioiisiHss possible
Pap-i,
"I think tre't tare thl one.'
l'KKimi, a l'ali-h.iltvd youngster of,
four summers, tho other day, nfter lie-.
lug some time lost lu thought, bnike j
out thus: "l'n, can (iod do anything?"
"Yes, dear." "( 'an ho inaketi two-year-.
old colt In two inlimtes?" "Why, he
would not wish to do that, I reddy."
"Hut, If he did wish to, could he?"
"Yes, certainly, If ho wished to,"'
"What, In two minutes?" "Yes, lu
two minutes." "Well, then, ho
wouldn't be two years old , would ho?"
A.v editor wrote mu article on tne fair
sex, In the course in which lie said;
"Girls of seventeen or eighteen tiro fond
of beaux. "-When tho paper wns Issued,
ho was Bhoeked to discover that an nn.
fortunate typographical error had mado
him suv i "(llrls of seveuloi'ii or eight
teen nre fond of heaim !
Whore Iho Xaugh Cornea la.
YoM HitnitlDA' Wits staying at Lord
Craven's, at Hnmpstead, nnd ono day
j proceeded on ashootlmrcxcurslon, with
, only "his dog and his gun," on foot,
, nnd unattended by companion or keep-
nr. 'I'lii. siifirt u-ns bail i tin, lilrils fow
, , . , , ,, , , ...n.i
nml shy ; nnd ho walked und walked
tre of which was n jiotid; In tho pond
wero dudes Innumerable, awl mining
and diving; on lis verdant banks, a
motley group of gallant cocks and pert
partlcts, picking nnd feeding. Tho far
mer was leaning over tho hatch on tho
bam, which stood near twocottnges. on
the side of tho green.
Our hero had an utter nbomlniuion of
going back with nn empty bag. Hav
ing failed In his attempt at hlghcrgnme
It struck him that It would be ajoko to,
ridicule the exploits of the day himself,
nnd prevent tiny of his amiable friends
from doing it for him; nnd he fancied
that to carry homo n certain number of
tho domestic Inhabitants of tho pond
and Its vicinity would serve tho pur
pose admirably. Accordingly, ho walk
ed up to tlio farmer, and accosted him.
"My good friend," said he, "I'll make
you nn offer."
"Of what, sir," replied tho farmer.
"Why," answered Tom, "I hnvo boon
out nil tiny nfter birds, nnd havn't had
hot. Now, both my barrels are
loaduJ; I should like to tnko homo
something. Whnt shall I glvo you to
nllow mo to havo a shot, with each bar
rel, at these ducks and fowls I seo stand
ing here, and to havo whatever I kill?"
"What sort of a shot nre you, sir?"
ns cetl the farmer, In his politest man
ner. "l'nlrlsli," said our friend.
"And to have all you kill, eh?"
"Kxactly so."
"Haifa guinea."
"That is too much," said tho sports
man, "l tell you wiiat i win uo; i'li
glvo you seven shillings, which hap
pens to he all the money I havo about
me."
" Well," said tho man, "hand Hover."
The payment was made. Tom, true
to his bargain, took his post by the
barn-door, and discharged his gun, first
one barrel nnd then the other. Such
quacking, and splashing, and scream
ing, and l!utterlng,hnd never been seen
mid heard In tho place before.
Away ran Sheridan; and, delighted
at his success, picked up first a hen,
then u chicken, then fished out a dying
duck or two, and so on, till ho number
ed eight head of domestic, gamo, with
which his bag was nobly distended.
"Thootiro capital shots, sir," uld
I tlie. farmer.
"Yes," answered Tom, "eight ducks
and fowls are more than you bargained
for, my good fellow. Worth rather
more, I suspect, than -even shillings,
eh!"
"Why, yes," said the mnn.scratchlug
bis head;"I think they nro. Hut
, whaldo 1 care for that :
They lire none
of them mine."
p., mm s mn i vn u -i i... 1 1 . ...
! rr iilnntliiL' notntoes will oon bo titioii
us, ami the question whnt kinds to
plant, and how to plant them, lu order
tn sooiire n croji, will have to bo deter
mined. The failure of all kinds usually
raised in this county will eompel many
l farmers to purchase new kinds, ami the
sooner they make up their minds the
better will it bo for them. We would
suggest the propriety of getting several
kinds und planting them apart, for the
purpose oi testing tneir nuaptnuilliy lo
1 lhi snlLr-llmntn etc. Tlincrmliml shnnlil
' thoroughly nlowed nml harrowed
before planting. Tlio practice of plant-
lug behind the plough on sward land
i has proved u failure, so fur us securing
i u j,0,i (.foj, js concerned.
CiutK volt Kau auiiu. Tako asinall
pieceofcotton or wool,makon depression
in tho centre with tho end of the finger,
nud fill It with ns much gruund pepper
us will rest o t a sliver five cent piece,
(provided you know whnt that ancient
coin looked like when It was lu ttso) or
the point of a small siul table knife,
gather It Into a ball mid secure ttso that
the pepper will not get out, dlptho ball
Into sweet oil und Inert It Into tlio ear,
covering tho latter with cotton or wool,
ami ii-o a bandage to keep it In place.
Immediate relief will bo experienced,
und the application is so powerless for
barm thatnn Infant will not bo Injured
by It. Try It yo sutferers from that
most disagreeable and nnnoylng disease.
Hilt tx. -There are two kind of girls.
; Ono is tlte kind Hint appenru the best
abroad, the girls tutu are good lor par
tics, rides, visits, balls, etc., and whoiti
chief delight Is In such tilings. The
other Is the kind Hint appears best at
home, tho girls thut nre a-ofnl and
cheerful In the dining room, sick room
and all the precinct of home. They
differ widely In character. One Is often
a torment at homo, tlio other it blessing;
one Is a moth, consuming everything
about her, the other Is a sunbeam, tn
spiring light and gladness all around
her pathway. The right education will
modify both a little, nnd thus unite the
goon qualities oi noin in one
St i'I'osk a man owus'tt skiff; ho ttts-
fens tlie skllf to tlio shore wltli ft rope
made of straw; nlong comes a eowj
tw gets into the boat; turns around
ami eats the rope; the kltr thus let
o-o, with the isiw on bnnrd, starts
,(IW stream, and on Its passage Is up.
8,,t . the cow Is drowned. Now, has the
m that owns the cow got to pay for
tho boat, or the niiui that owns the bont
u,t to pay for the cow?
, .. ,
"Kathkii," saldn cobbler's lad as be
was pegging away at an oltl shoe, "they
say that t lout bite everything now."
"Well, well," replied the old gentle
man, "stick to your- work and they
won't bite you."
O.vi: evening a young lady played a
piece of music consisting of twenty
four pages, James Ward, In referring
to It tho next day, said they were
vortsl with music by the quire.