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M, Vamueism.icc, 1'IIANK It. HNVDEII. Tnvf'ir AVfJK HOTEL. JLi llLOOSlKlll'Wl, COI.U.MII1A COl'NTY, PA, Tho uiidi-rslinicd having purchased this well- ltnowuand centrally-lwated house, the Kxehango Hotel, sltuatu on MAlNKTllEW.In Illooinslrarg, immediately npnwltn the Ciiluinbla CounlyCourt House, respectfully Informs his friends and tho nubile lu nencral that his house Is now lu order for the leceptliiu and i nteitnlumeut of trio ellers who may bo disposed to f.ivor It with their uf torn. He has spued uoi-wiisolu prcpai lug the r.i.-luiiiL'o for the entertainment of his guests, neither shall there bo anything wanting (on his part) to mlnlsli r to their personal comfoil. Ills house Is spacious, nun eigoys an r.niuii hum- ness location, Oinnlbusses run ut idl times between the ohaiigo Hotel ami the variol railroad depots, by which IrawlleM will is) pu-asauuy coin i yen n nrul fiom the ri'ctlvu stalions Indue Hum I ueel thuenr. Jil&wiaur.-, Mm.h IS, POETRY. KOIl THE COLVMDIAy, FLAKES. SNOW I1Y MARIAN ROSS. Prom tho cloud folds of heaven, From depth of pure ether driven, With spirit motion alloat In tho air, Like a myriad host of angels fair, Silently over all, A fieccy cloud, For eartli n shroud, Deautlfut snow (lakes of all. Beautiful, beautiful snow, Descending so soft and slow I Nature from her bounteous lap now shakes, In countless numbers, the feathery Hakes Her store regardless flings As purely white, Ami sparkling bright, As down from angel wings. Slowly, ceaselessly they fall I tenth beneath her wintry pal, Is lying all cold, and white, and still, Whllo hushed Is the music of bird and rill, And the low zephyr, now, That sang Its lays To Kumtnor days, Walls through tho leafless bough, Coldly, silently they come, On the cot and palace home, On the city's streets, 'mid tho busy tread, And on that silent city of tho dead Fit emblem of purity Prom yonder skies, To mortal eyes, A glimpse of futurity. CIrbene, N. Y. STATE OF THE COUNTRY. THE VETO. THE COLORADO HILL RETURNED SIGNED TO TUP. SENATE. Tho following veto message has Ijcoii communicated to Congress by tho Pres Went of tho United States: Tb the Sarnie of the United Stales: I return to the Senate, in which Houso it originated, n bill entitled "An act to admit the Statu of Colorado into tho Union," to which I cannot consistently, with my sense of duty, givo my ap proval. 'With tho exception of an addi tional section containing new provis ions, it i3 substantially thosamoasabill of a similar title passed by Congress during the Iastscssion, submitted to tho President for his approval, returned with tho objections contained in a mes sage bearing dato tho loth of Mny last, and yet awaiting tho reconsideration of tho Senate. A second bill, having in viow tho same purpose, has now passed both Houses of Congress, nnd been pre sented for my signature. Having again carefully considered tho subject, I havo been unablo to perceive any reason for changing tho opinions which havo ai ready been communicated to Congress. And on tho contrary that there are many objections to tho proposed legisla tion of which I was not at that time aware, and that while several of thoso which I then assigned, havo, in tho in terval gained in strength, yet others have been created by tho altered charac ter of tho measure now submitted. Tho Constitution under which this State government is to bo formed, very prop erly contains ft provision that all laws in force at the time of its adoption and of the Stato into tho Union shall contin ue as if tho Constitution had been adopted. Among these laws is one ab solutely prohibiting negroes and mulat- toes from the right to sit as jurors. This bill was vetoed by the Governor of the Territory, who held that by the United States negroes nud mulattoes are citizens, and subject to tho duties, as well as entitled to the rights of eitizon- hip. Tho bill, however, was passed, tho objections of the Governor to tho contrary notwithstanding, and is now a law in tho Territory. Yet In the bill now beforo me, by which it is proposed to admit the Territory as a State, it is provided " that tlicro shall bo no denial of tho clcctivo franchise or any other rights to any person by reason of race or color, excepting Indians not taxed." Tho incongruity thus exhibited between the legislation of Congress and that of tho Territory, taken in connection with tho protest against tho admission of the State, hereinafter referred to, would seem clearly to indicate tho impolicy and injustice of tho proposed enact ment. It might, indeed, bo a subject of grave inquiry, and doubtless will end in such inquiry if this bill becomoa law, wheth er it does not attempt to exorcise n pow er not conferred upon Congicss by tho Federal Constitution. That Instrument simply declares that Congress may ad mit new States into tho Union, it no wiicro says that Congress may mako new States for tho purposo of admitting them into tho Union for any other pur pose. And yet this bill is as clear an attempt to mako the institutions as any ono which tho peoplo themselves couiu engage. In viow of tins action of lon lrress tho Houso of Itcpre.-entatives of thoTcrritory earnestly protested against bclnir forced Into tho Union witnoutiirst having the question submitted to the neonle, Nothing could uo more rcaounuiu than the position which they thus ns sumo, and It certainly cannot bo tho mimoso of Congress to lorco upon u coin munity, against their will, ft govern ment which they do not believe them elves caiiable of sustaining. Thu following Is u copy of tho protest alluded to us ollli'lally transmitted to mo: Whereat, It is announced in tho pub lic mints that it is tho Intention of Con grcss to admit Colorado as a State into 1h Union tuereioro, Jleioked, l!y the Homo of Represcn- r 41.I- 'iwllnrv Hint. renresOllt- in- as we .lo tho hM and only legal ex - BLOOMSBURG, prcsslon of public opinion on this ques tion, wo earnestly protest against tho pasago of a law admitting tho Stato without first having tho question sub mitted to a vote of tho people, for tho reasons First. That wo havo a right to a voice In tho selection of tho character of our government. Second, That wo have not a sufficient population to support tho expenses of a. State government. I'orthcso reasons wo trust that Con gress will not forco upon us a govern ment against our will. Upon information which I considered reliablo I assumed, in my message of tho fifteenth of May last, that tho pop ulation of Colorado was not more than thirty thousand, and expressed tho opinion that this number was entirely too small cither to assume tho responsi bility or to enjoy tho privileges of a State. It appears that previous to that tlmo tho Legislature, with a view to ascer tain the exact condition of tho Territo ry, had passed a law authorizing a cen sus of tho population to bo taken. Tho law mado it tho duty of tho assessors in tliosevoral counties to tako tho census in connection witli tho annual assess mcnts; and In order to secure a correct cnumcjatlon of tho population, allowed them a liberal compensation for tho service by paying them for every namo they returned, mid added to their pre vious oath of olllco an oath to perform this duty witii fidelity. From the ac companying official report it appears that returns havo been received from fifteen of tho eighteen counties into which tho State is divided, and that their population amounts in tho aggre gate to twenty-four thousand nine hun dred and nine. Tho three remaining counties aro estimated to contain three thousand, milking a total population of twenty-seven thousand nine hundred and nine. Tho census was taken in tho Summer season, when it is claimed that tho pop ulation is much larger than at any oth er period, ns in tho autumn miners in large numbers leave their work and re turn to tho Fast with tiio result of their Summer enterprise. Tho population, it will bo observed, is but slightly in excessof one-fifth of the number requir ed as tho basis of representation for a single congressional district in any of tho States, that number being one hun dred and twenty-soven thousand. I am unable to perceive any good reason for such great disparity In tho right of representation, giving, as it would, to the peoplo of Colorado, not only this vast advantage in tho House of Repre sentatives, but mi equality in tho Sen ate, where tho other States aro repre sented by millions. With perhaps a single exception, no such inequality has over boforo been attempted. I know that it is claimed that tho population of tho different States at the tlmo of their ndmi-sion has varied at different periods, but it has not varied much more than each decade, and tho corresponding basis of representation for tho dillerent periods. Tho obvious intent of tho Constitution was that no Stato should bo admitted with a less population than the ratio for a ltepre sontativo at tho time of application. Tho limitation in the second section ol tho first article of tho Constitution, de claring that " Facli Stato shall havo at least one Representative," was mani- tlv designed to protect the States which originally composed tho Union, from being deprived, in the event of a waning population, of a voice in tho popular branch of Congress, and was never intended as a warrant to forco a new State into the Union with a repre sentative population far below that which might at the tlmo bo required of sister members of tho confederacy. This bill, in viow of tho prohibition of the same section which declares that "Tho number of Iteprcscntativcssliall not ex ceed ono for every thirty thousand," is at least a violation of tho spirit, if not of tho letter, of tho Con.-lltitutlon. It is respectfully submitted thut.how- ever, Congress, unuer mo pro-sum ui circumstances, may havo admitted two or three States wltli le.s than a repre sentative population at the time, tlicro has been no in-tanco In which nu appli cation for admission has been entertain ed, whon tho population, as officially ascertained, was below thirty thousand. Were there any doubt of this being the true construction of tho Constitution, it would bo dispelled hy tho early and long continued practice of tho Federal Government. For nearly sixty years after tho adoption of tho Constitution, no Stato was admitted with a population believed ut tho tlmo to bo less than tho current rates for a Representative, and tho first Jnstanco in which thero appears to havo been a departure from tho prin ciple was In 1S13, in tho casoof Florida. Obviously tho result of sectional strife, wo would do well to regard.lt as a warn ing of evil rather than as an cxamplo for Imitation. I think candid men of all parties will agreo that tho Inspiring causo of this wholesome principle of restraint is to bo found in a vain attempt tobalaucotlie.-o antagonisms which refused to bo recon died except through tho bloody arbitra ment of arms. Tho plain facts of our history will attest that tho great and leading Stated admitted slnco 1815, vizi Iowa. Wisconsin, California, Minnesota and Kansas, including Texas, which win admitted that ycai, havo all como with an ample population for ono Rep- lesClltlVO, aim some oi tiicui v, mi mm- 1 ly or quite enough for two, To demon PA., FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 8, 1867. strato tho correctness of my views on tins question, I subjoin n table contain ing n list of tho States admitted slnco tho adoption of tho Federal Constitu tion, with tho dato of admission, tho tlmo when admitted, deducted from tho United States census table. Tho calculation being mado for tho per cent. of tho decado corresponding with tho dato of admission: Main. Hale of admission. Hallo. Population. 92,320 95,038 73,801 85,413 75,212 05,110 r.3,077 10,274 111,150 298,335 09,250 05,175 153,073 67,951 1 89,327 250, 107 92,597 11,030 133,900 107,200 319,028 Vermont 1701 1792 171)0 1802 1812 1810 1817 ISIS 1817 1820 1821 1800 1837 1815 1813 1818 lSoO 1838 1853 03,000 Kentcky, Tennessee, Ohio, ua,iHHi 32,000 33,000 35,000 35,000 35,000 35,000 35,009 35,000 35,000 17,700 17,700 70,090 70,080 70.0S0 70,080 1)3,402 03,102 93,102 1)3,192 112,700 Louisiana, Indiana, Mississippi. Illinois, Alabama, Maine, Missouri, Arkansas, Michigan. Florida, Texas, Wisconsin, California, Oregon, Minnesota, Kansas, 1S01 AV. Vlrirlnin. IRfi Nevada, 1SG1 lll 1850. Colorado, which it Is now proposed to admit as a State, claims, as-has al ready been stated, a population less than twanty-cight thousand, while tho present ratio of representation Is ono hundred and twenty-soven thousand, Thero can be no reason that I can per ceive for tho admission of Colorado that would not apply with equal forco to nearly every other Territory now or ganized, and I submit whether, if this bill becomes a law, It will bo possible to resist tho logical conclusion that suel Territories as Dacota, Montana, and Idaho, must be received as States when ever they present themselves, without regard to tho number of inhabitants they may respectively contain. F.ight or ion new Senators, and four or five Representatives would thus be admitted to represent a population scarcely ox coaling tliat which, In any other portion of tho nation, is entitled to but a single membcrof the IIoue of Representatives whllo tho average for two Senators in tho Union, as now constituted, is at least ono million "of people. It would surely bo unjust to all other sections of tho Union to enter upon a policy with regard to tho admission of new States, which might result in con ferring such a disproportionate share of inlluonco In the national legislature upon communities which, in pursuance of tho wiso policy of our fathers, should for some years to como be retained under tho fostering care and protection of tho national government. If it is deemed jut and expedient now to depart from the settled policy of tho nation during all its history, and to admit all tho Ter ritories to the rights nnd privileges of States, irrespective of their population or fitness for such government, it is sub mitted whether it would not bo well to devise such measures as will bring tho subject beforo thocouutry for considera tion and decision. This would seem to be evidently wiso, because, as has already been staled, if it is right to admit Colorado now there Is no reafon for the exclusion of tho other Territories. It is no answer to theso suggestions that an enabling act was passed authorizing tho peoplo of Colora do to tako action on this subject. It is well known that that act was passed In consequence of representations that tho population reached, accordin to some statements, as high as eighty thousind, and none less than fifty thousand, and was growing with a rapidity which, by the time tho admission could bo consum mated, would secure a population of over a hundred thousand. These representations prove to havo been wholly fallacious, and in addition, the people of the Territory, hy a delib erate vote, decided that they would not assume tho responsibility of a Stato gov ernment. Hy that decision they entire ly exhausted all power that was confer red by tho enabling act, and thero has been no step taken since in relation to tho admission that has tho slightest sanction or warrant of law. Tho pro ceedings upon which tho present appli cation Is based was in utter absenco of all law in relation to it, and there is no evidence that tho votes on tho question of tho formation of a Stato govern ment bear any relation whatever to the sentiment of thoTcrritory. The protest of tho Houso of Representatives previ ously quoted Is concluslvo evidence to tho contrary. Hut If none of thc.-o reasons existed ralnst this proposed enactment, tho bill itself besides being inconsistent in its provisions in conferring power upon n person unknown to tho laws, and who may novor havo a legal existence, is so framed s to remitter its execution almost imposible. It is, indeed, aquestlon whe ther It is not in itself anullity. To say tho least, it is of exceedingly doubtful pro priety to confer tho power proposed In tho bill upon tho " Governor elect," for as by Its own terms tho Constitution is not to tako effect until after tho admis sion of tho State, ho, lu tho meantime, lias no moronnthority than an any other prlvato citizen. Hut oven supposing him to lie clothed with sufficient author ity to conveno tho Legislature, what constitutes tho "Stato Legislature," to which Is to bo referred tho question of tho conditions imposed by Congress: Is It a new body to bo elected and con vened by proclamation of tho Governor elect, or Is It that body which met moro than a yoar ago under tho provisions oi iho State constitution? Hy reference lo thu second section of tlioseheduleand to tho eighteenth sectlonjsf tho fourth ar ticle of tho Stato constitution, it will bo scon that tho term of tho members of tho Houso of Representatives and that of ono half of tho members of tho Sen oto expired on tho first Monday of tho present mouth. It is clear that If there wero no Intrinsic objections to tho bill Itself in relation to tho purposes to bo accomplished this objection would bo fatal, as it is apparent that tho provis ions of tho third section of tho bill to admit Colorado havo reference to a pe riod and n state of facts entirely diller ent from tho presont nnd nffairs as they now exist, and if carried into elfcct must necessarily lead to confusion. Even If it wero settled that tho old and not a new body was to act, it would bo found Impracticable to execute tho law, because ft considerable number of tho members, as I am Informed, havo ceased to bo residents of tho Territory, and In tho sixty days within which tho Legislature is to bo convened nftcr tho pas.-ago of tho act that tlicro would not bo sufficient' time to fill tho vacancies by new elections, wero thero any authority under which they could bo held. It may bo proper to add that If tho pro ceedings were all regular, and tho result to bo obtained wero desirable, slniplo justteo to tho people of tho Territory would require a longer period than six ty days within which to obtain action on tho conditions proposed by the third section of tho bill. Thero arc, as it is well known, largo portions of tho Territory with which tlicro is and can bo no general commu nication, there being several counties which, from November to May, can only bo reached by persons traveling on foot, wlille with other regions of tho Territory, occupied by a large portion of tho population, thero is very little more freedom of access. Thus if this bill should becomo a law, it would bo impractieublo to obtain any expression of public sentiment in reference to its provisions with a viow to enlighten tho Legislature, if tho old body wero called together, and, of course, equally imprac ticable to procure tho now election of a new body. Thjs defect might have been reme died by an extension of the time and a submission of tho question to the peo ple, with a full opportunity to enable them to express their .sentiments. Tho admission of a now Stato lias generally been regarded as an epoch in our histo ry, but after the most careful and anx ious inquiry on the subject I cannot pcr ceivo that the proposed proceeding Is in conformity with tho policy which, from tho origin of tho government, has i"i"' 111 imuiissiuu ....if. 1.. ...n....lln.l 1.. ...1...! t.... oi now mates, l tuereioro return tuo bill to tho Senate without my signature. (Signed,) Andkew Johnson. Washington-, January The editor of the Galveston (Texas) Civilian, In a letter from Xow Orleans, mentioning an interview with General James Longstreet, states that ho "heard from his own truthful tongue the fol lowing characteristic aneodoto of Gen eral Robert F. Lee, whom ho asserted to 'bo the best man in tho world.' On one occasion General Leo called Colonel L., ono of his stair officers into his tent, and commenced dictating whllo Colonel L. wrote. Colonel L. had in 1 1 is mouth a pipe, and was smoking. The General inhaled tho noxious vapor until his pa tience became exhau-ted, and then said: 'Colonel L. you can retire, and send mo Colonel 31.; he does not smoke.' Colonel L. retired, and in a lew mo ments Colonel 31. entered, to whom tho General commenced dictating, but after Inhaling the atmosphere of tho tent for a whllo ho discovered it to bo consider ably impregnated, not with the perfume of roses, but tho odious smell of villain ous whisky, which ho could not stand. 'Retire, Colonel M. and send mo an of ficer who neither drinks nor smokes; 1 would rather euduro the smoko of to bacco than the smell of whisky.' " RP.TUUNINCi to " Massa." Wo saw on Saturday about twelve or fifteen ne groes, moro than half of them under fifteen years of age, and all females ex cept one, who left their master, Mr. C. Owens, of Fauquier, lu 1805, and made theirwaytothiscounty.wheretlioyhavo since lived. Homo weeks ago thogrown members of tho party wroto to their former master, telling hlin of their des titute condition. Mr. Owens consent ed to tho request, forwarding money hero to relievo their immediate necessi ties, and also to pay their faro over tho railroad to their former home. Thoy left yesterday morning on tho Orange .u-s, and were rejoiced at tho prospect of again having ft kind master to tako care of iXwm.Lynehliury Xaea. How IT Looiw. Tho Springfield lie- mtblkan, commenting on tho Senatorial election In this State, says: 1110 elec tion of Simon Cameron to succeed Mr. Cowan as Senator from I'ennsylvanla strikes the country unpleasantly. Mr, Cameron may bo no moro corrupt in tho tisoof means to obtain power than many other men in public life, but tho odor of corruption attaches to him very posi tivelv. and It Is this fact that makes his elect Inn n st hrniiv upon his party mul sitnii. 'I'hpro imio doubt that hoirnln ed bis seat in the Senate before by what Is commonly called nriuery, aim u u was not stilctly that it was ceriainiy close aklu to It." IT Is said Macauley met Mrs. Reedier Slowo at St. Charles Tivvolyan's and milled hor on her admiration of Shakes, pcare. "Which of his characters do vou liko tho best'.'" said lie. " Uesde iiiona," said tho lady. "Ah! of course," was tho reply; "for she was tho ono who rait after it bind; man." MISCELLANEOUS. A SPiniTUAII CIRCLE. Jones has been among tho Spiritual ists ; ho joined a clrclo tho other night, and had manifestations. Tho medium was a tall, thin, angular, cadaverous In dividual, who looked as If, after getting tip tho frame, naturo had been seized with a fit of economy, and neglected to put In tho midcrplnnlngand plastering. Tho clrclo was mixed, being mado up of elderly females, thin men, with a few pretty girls. Jones seated himself be tween two of tho last and all clasped hands round n table. Jqnes pays It was delightful. Ho squeezed tho little hands and when an unusually loud knock star tled tho clrclo, tho llttlo hands squeezed Jones. Snlffklns, who is so skeptical that his father don't bcltovo him, was tho first to ask questions. " Wlioro ,was I born?" asked SnifT. " In the poor houso." Sniff's turned up no'o waxed red. " Correct." '. How many chlldrcd havo wo In tho family V" "Xlne." Horo a dispute arose ns to whether tho spirit rapped eight or nine. So Sniff asked again: " How many children havo I ?" "One," was tho reply. " Probably correct again," remarked Jones. Hero Mr. SnifTkins arose in wrath, slapped his hat on with a bang, and re tired. "Tho clrclo is not harmonious," said tho medium in a deep sepulchral voice. Jones thought it was ns ho pressed tho llttlo hands. " Let monsk a question, said n vltic gary old lady. " Is tho spirit of my husband pres ent V" "Ho is." " Aro you happy, John,M ithout me?" " Very happy." " Whero are, you?" "In li-ll!" John's relict looked at tho medium. Tho medium smiled. He looked as if he had tho toothache. The circle laughed whereupon John's relict seized tho lamp and hurled it at the medium. It broke over his devoted head and left tho cir cle in darkness. Jones says a spirit kissed him, lie tried to seize the spirit, and caught one of tho pretty girls about the waist, wcrcupon there were screams. In the meantime Jones was nwaro of a furious engagement on his right. A light was produced, when It was found that John's relict had seized a vencra blo "spirit" by the head which was di vested of sundry tufts of hair, mistak ing him for tiio medium, 'lhey wero separated, when tho "mejum," with tho coal oil dripping over his woe-bo- gono countenance, said, "the circle must bo broken up ; it is not harmonious." PATE OP THE APOSTLES. Matthew is supposed to have suffered martyrdom, or was slain, in tho city of Fthiopia. Mark was dragged through the streets of Alexandria, in Kgypt, till he expired. Luke was put in a boiling cauldron at Rome, but escaped death. Ho died a natural death in Kphc-us, Asia. James tho great was beheaded In Je rusalem. James tho less was thrown from a pin nacle and beaten to death. Philip was beheaded. Bartholomew was skinned nlive. Andrew was crucified, nnd pounded whllo dying. Thomas was run through with a lance. John was shot to death with arrows. Simon was crucified. Matbias was stoned. Harnabas was stoned to death. Paul was beheaded by tho tyrant Xc- ro, at Rome. Joi: Johnston Si li:nci:i. While tho rebel .loo Johnston was marching with ills men to Hrisloo Station, in the full of 180'J, ho perceived ono of his men up a persimmon tree and called out to him: " I say, there, what are you doing up tlicro? Why alnt you with your regi ment?" "I'mgcttln' 'slmmons, I am," replied tho soldier. " Paislminons, thunder: They are nol vino vet. Thov aro not lit to oat.' " Yes, but. General," persisted tho conlcilerato. "i am trying to draw my stomach tin to suit tho size ol my ra tions. If It stays liko It Is now 1 shall starve." The General had nothing further to say, out rotio on. A LKAliNEl) YouTir. A pretty good joko is told at tho expenso of iv clever puliiirnan senooi tgacner, wno Kcptauer school n youngster who had manifested a crcat aversion to acquiring additional learning, and In tliecoursoof reprimand llin toucher said : " N'ow James can you tell mo one sin trio t ilmr you havo learned slnco tho quarter commenced ?" " Yes, 1 havo learned mio thing." " What Is It?" "Well I've learned whero there Is chestnut tree that none of tho boys know anything about, ami I was com thero for nuts If you hadn't kept mo after school," Ol tl'IC METIIllDOrCAl.Cl'I.ATlNri Is TKur-sT. Multiply the principal by the number of davs and divide the product (If for 5 per cent. I by 7200; (If ford per cent.) Iiv iidun; n lur i iici i'iii.i u 5113; (If for sper cent.) 1500; (if for! per cent.) by 1000; (if lor 10 per cent iv 351)11. 'FxAMPi.i:. What is Iho Interest on -I2(l for 20 day-siit ten percent.? 12II.OH dollars, Multiplied by 20 days. Divide by 3.".Ooj21oo,(ioiOO-(5 cents. In teicst. I'RIOE FIVE CENTS. "I'M THIS MAN." Tho Synod of Kentucky was hi ses sion. Tho subject of raising tho salaries of certain iirofeasors was under discus sion. Tho Rev. R. J. Rrecklnrldgc, was on tho floor making n speech In op position to tho measure. It had been snld thut ministers of high standing mid largo means, clothed in fine linen and faring sumptuously every day,- did not sympathize with thoso whoso sala ries were small. To this Dr. Hreckln- rldgo was replying. Ho scouted tho idea that ministers livo for money j or desire tholuxtiries of tho world. As for ilmsclf, ho chalenged any man to say that ho lived moro frugally than him self. Drawing himself up to his full height, nnd standing six feet high at least, he displayed his proportions and exclaimed : "As to the fine linen, if thero is n. man on this floor who dresses moro plainly than I do, I offer to exchange clothes with him this moment." Directly In front of tho moderator, itid In sight of most of tho members, sat tho Rev. Mr. Hopkins oifo of tho planting clergy, n short, thickset, nnd rotund brother, whoso circumstances exceeded his altitude, nnd in this re spect no ono in tho houso presented so strong nnd striking u contrast with tho tall, courtly Ken- tucklan. Hut tho proposition to swap clothes had hardly escaped tho Hps of the speaker beforo Hopkins wriggled himself out of his seat, nnd on his foot, and cried out : "Mr. Moderator, I'm this man." Tho effect was instantaneous and tre mendous. Tho imago of Hrcckinridgo, with his long arms and legs protruding from Hopkins toggery, was up before tho eyes of the synod. They couldsee noth ing else ; and for awhile thoy gavo way to uncontrolled laughter, in which no one joined so heartily as the discomfited speaker. THE CRASHING " SEVEN." A N'orthem paper of ft Into date re minds us of the curious fact, that al most every decado in tho. history of tills country, ending with tiio figure 7, has marked tho beginning of n financial crash or severe depression. It says: Historic fatalism, if not nctual signs of tho times, incline many to the belief that 18G7 is to be added to tho periods in our past history, made memorable by financial troubles. Wltli 1797 canio tho erasli that wiped out tiio Continental currency; and in.lS07 our troubles wltli 1-ranee and prospective war with Eng land throw the business of the country into confusion, whllo In 1S17 wo got tho legacy of the war or 1812-1 1 with ICug land, which was a tremendous financial rovuMon.Thrtt of 1827 was less severe, but ten years later it came In good ear nestthe smash of all previous smashes in which tho whole banking system ami business of tho country went down, not to rise for nearly Hvo years. King Hud son reigned over the Fngllsh railroad speculation of 1818, and famine stnlkod over Furope, and especially in Ireland, spreading suffering and causing wide spread failures. A purely commercial snap cmpjinsized 1857, caused by infla tion and over-trading. Hut the crash of 1S07, If ono Is Inevi table, which wo neither proclaim or ad mit, will bo "Polion upon Ossa," Indeed. Tho chasm is too deep and dark to think of, much less to look into. .SV. Louis Jlejiiijican. A TEititini.r. FniEAit.M. Tho United States Government is now having man ufactured ut Hartford, Conn., ono hun dred battery guns of a new invention, and which is slated will prove tho most destructive firearm ever invented. Tho main characteristics of this terrible weapon is that it has a series of barrels with ft carrier and lock cylinder, rigidly fastened to the main shaft, and rotating simultaneously and continuously by means of a crank, tho cartridges, being fed Into tho carriers from tho feed boxes theni-o driven endwise into the rear ends of tho barrels, then exploded anil tho empty cartridgi-n withdrawn, with out any pause in the operation. The incessant loadlngandfirlngiiro produced by the simplest kind of mechanism, there being fewer parts about the gun than the Springfield musket. Thisgtm can bo discharged at the rate of two hundred shots por minute. Ono of Its features is that thero is no recoil which can effect tho accuracy of tho aim. When tho gun isoucoslghlcd atagiven object the same aim can bo maintained at tho will of the operator until thous ands of discharges take place. A later al motion of tho gun may bo kept up, If desired, whllo the gun is being dis charged so that a perfect sheet of balls can be made lo sweep a section of any circle within it range. Austiiia has seven hundred and twenty-seven monasteries, containing fifty-nine abbots, six thousand soveu hundred nnd fifty-four priests, two hun dred and forty novices, and nineteen hundred nud soventy-ono lay brothers, and two hundred and ninety-eight con vents containing live thousand ono hun dred and ninety-eight nuns. Of the-o religious house-twohundredand eighty two belong to Franciscans, elghty-fivo ta the Si-ters of Charity, sixty to tho Plarists, forty-ouo to the Dominicans, fiirty-scven to the llonedictlucs, twenty six to tho Ha-slllans, and seventeen to the Jesuits. Whp.n n man goes three time? a day to get a dram, I wonder If hy-and-bv ho won't go four tinier. I US iQM2ri