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An ono liciitclli u volco In tlio nli;lit. m BLUE BBAUD'S KEY MAHAMi; UK MAItflL'ltltlTTn'rt LAST MTOHY X," Tr.x yoars, my life, to-day, winco wo worn marrlntl." Yes, really ten years, and t am twen ty-eltr.lit,(ontrait j jut to think of tlmt." " Niithahe, my own .Nathalie; anil "yct ours was hut one of the common 1111100 alliance., such as is contracted overyday by fathers and mothers. MP' Then you are jierfectly happy, my own OontranV" ''"'"IiOokiit me and try and remember ' what 1 was when you 11 r.t saw me a morose, melancholy nun a spectre In uppcarance. I wonder J dld'nt frighten you. - 4" 1 wonder you didn't," replied Xatli--nlle, huiKhlno; ; "but somehow 1 took 'a fancy to you from the tlr.it time I ever awyoti. 1 rather like Knights of tho ,'Huefiil Countenance;" then all at once ,igroving serious, she put her arms round , liimandcnzed up into his face. " Have . I made you forget the sorrows that . brought that shadow to your brow, the blight that fell on your early life - Ooutran pressed his lips to her fore- ihead -an utter change came over hi.' ,.fAce. For un Instant he did not reply At length, still gazing intently at her: " Nathalie," said he, " never refer to the ..past; nothing can compensate me for '.L.l 1 L 1 1.. t I. . ,tilliu, nut yuu jutvu iiinut' liiu jiii.'?L'iiL '.,nnd tho future so bright that 1 never jiooK oacK on tuo past." ,'1 liuve never inquired into tho past, ,havo I, U on trim? The irencnt, the lu- ture, you and my children, till up my 'time, my thoughts, my heart. Then tono word from you, my life, i law to v jino; if you had been Blue Heard, and 1 .llail tho key, titer? would have been 110 fairytale, for T should never have luuked lnto the secret closet." Novor try, my love, for it would 111 us both; it would-" ' At this juncture a servant entered the , room. '"',r"A gontloman to see Monsieur le ' Compto," said the forvant ; " this is his name." . '''" "Victor Lemoino!" said Count Cion x trail liiiscars, reading the card a name with no particularsignilic.ition, for there iiuist bo at least live hundred Victor he . niolnes in Paris." ! "'Somo petition, I suppose," said Xa 'thalio; "you hud better not keep him waiting." j Gontran left the room, and in another moment stood gazing at a man who rose monastery cemetry In which she found nt his approach, and cm 10 over to him without a word. So, Monsieur le Compto G on trail do 'Lascars, luck has not deserted you; you are still on the wings of prosperity, and lam" ''' ' " I thought you wero dead." "And hoped it ?" ''Yes, hoped it, for both your sake nrl mlnn j'" "What do you want?" rr " This Is a pretty way to receive one of('y'our former friend ; the witness of ' your former marriage; the" ''"Silence! Dare not mention a name unit has never boon pronounced In the-e refuge? This was told 1110 by you on your return from that mission to IJrest, on which I sent you." " I told you that, but 1 told you a Ik'." " What for?" " To keep ever u resource In tintes of need. If I had told you simply tlio truth that she was alive, why I could not have come as 1 do now, and a-k for ten thott-nnd francs to keep silence." " Villain, into what misery you have plunged me." " You plunged yourself Into tlio mis ery; I didn't." " I thought I was free. Hut give me proof." "Here; you know her writing." 'i'llo Count held out hlshand, and tak ing tho letter, looked down on It with a shudder. When he had finished read ing it a look of despair came over his face, and ho sank down, pale, and gasp ing for breath. "Nathalie! my children I" muttered the Count. " There is a remedy for all this. Car oline does not know that you are mar ried. Caroline cannot come to Paris; she would dread above all to seo you. All can be remedied." " In what way?" " Hy a bribe. Yes, a bribe to me. I have 110 MTimle in Mi.ving it. 1 am a rascal. Society has kicked me out; but I 111u.1t live, and 1 make use of the means r possess. 1 am the only creature who knows of the existence of your" "Hii'ih! Call bur by no name that links her to me." "Well, Caroline writes to 1110 only. All the world has forgotten her. Like me she is an outcast. From me only can she learn that you are the husband of another; that" 11 ml... .1 ,1 r,..,,,,.., ,it,1 v.iv lull lliuiisilim 11. in. uu. 4 w. . "Ten thousand francs!" " Villain ! murderer ! I de.-pise you !" cried the Count, striking the table with violence, as he aicewitha gesture of scorn ; but all at once ho sunk back again on his seat, and, gazing up at Na thalie's portrait that hung on the wall, he heaved a deep i-igh ; then turning to his visitor, in a changed tone he ad dressed him : " How long will ten thousand francs last you ?" "1 may never trouble you again. With this I intend topi to America." "No one else knows that this woman still lives?" " No on 'j else. I .-.wear It, on my hon or. I see your lips curl witli M-orn, but I swear it by what I was in the pa.it, when we worecompanionsand friend-." The Count roso without replying, and going to his e-eretoire, wrote a check for the amount. "This will he paid?" "To any one you chooso to send, on my honor, which 1 have not forfeited us you have yours." " Adieu, then. You can rest in peace. Nothing Miall now di-turb your happi ness. She shall never ero-s your path." The Count made no reply to this ; he scarcely seemed to hear the words that wero uttered, or to see the man leave the room. After some moments of thoughts that seemed bitter and sad, ho rose and paced the room. " This is weakness ! this is madness ! and yet for Nathalie's sake oh ! God, I could not endure life without her; and then to bring a blinh to her cheek, my own proud, pure Nathalie, the wife of my snul. No, it shall never be, oven at the cost of my life; and now 1 must try and forget this horrible revelation for get it as I have need to do the past. Nathalie niti-t not see a shadow on my brow." " Who was your vi-itor?" said Nath alie, carele.sily, as he re-entered the room. " As you said, a petitioner ; that wa, all." Nathalie thought no more about this vl-it. She was happy; her lilo bail never known a shadow. P.lch, placed In thehighe.it ranks of social life.adore.l by her parents, she had married a man who inspired her with a panion true and profound. She had Inspired him with a holy, pure, yet pai.-louate tender ness, tint her friends 'called idolatry. Congeniality of soul, of mind, of educa tion, of po-ition, all combined to make married life the essence of Human rank in society to which you belong ; but, nevertheless, f nni the Countess do T.icur.s, and I Intend to make all out of It I can." " What do you mean?" . " I mean that I could claim your place, f could despoil yoil of your happiness of your husband's love. J could make your children Illegitimate. What will you give tuo for my silence?" " Were you ever his Wife?" cried Na thalie, sinking into it chair. " Yes. Wh it, h.isu't he told you tho liKtory? Well, he married me when he was young. He Wils deceived first by my father, then by myself until, winning on his mother's affection for hlni, I obtained her consent to tho mar riage, and wo wore married. Madame, 1 was brought up badly. I was tho as sociate of thieves and the lowest of my own sex. I pineil in tne pure atmos phcrc of domestic life; it seemed to me insipid. T returned to my former as sociates, and with them wis arrested and sent to the galleys. Nothing could save me, not even the revelation of my name. I was condemned for live years, and all that he could obtain was a miti gation of tho nature of my Imprison ment. Hut all this did not dissolve our marriage I was his wife still. Hut of what avail was that to in"? I thought It better we should be forever parted. 1 told him I was dead. With me tho legal papers were soon manufactured, and so lie married and tried to forget me." "Not liis wife not his wife! Oh, Heaven, and can this bo true?" " See the copy of the certificate." Nathalie held out her hand for the paper, and with despair in her face read the confirmation of the truth. "Now, don't look so desperate: I'll leave you your miMiand, but L want money. You needn't tell him." " Not tell him 1" repeated Nathalie. "Yes, it is better that he should never know my degradation; it is better that he should never know that 1 have been told all this bitter past. Yes, it is all better thus; but t am not his wife not ids wife ! Woman, how much money?" "Why, five thousand francs now, and live thousand francs whenever I want I them." " 1 will give you twenty thousand francs if you will never trouble mo more never trouble him." "Him! him Gontran ! I would not seo him for all the world. You may be sure of that." " I will give you the money; but not now. I cannot T have it iinCnow." j " To-morrow, then, for 1 am in haste ; to-morrow." " Yes, to-morrow." " I will comeherongalit at this hour." " (io now you may rely on me." " I know you cannot betray me; your Interests are all mine; you care for your position and tills flue, nice place. Strange to think that I once should have been a grand latly, and that once he should have lovott me." "Go go!" The woman shuillcd from the room. Then Nathalie fully realized her po-i-tion, and all its horror came over her. "Not his wife!" At this instant Gon tran entered the room, and Nathalieru-h-ed toward him as she would have done in all vexation and sorrow to seek protec tion and help, but as his arms enclo-ed her she Mirank away from him and burst into tears. "Tears, Nathalie; what is it? are the children " Nathalie uttered a sjreain. Gontran bent over her in great alarm. "What is the matter, Nathalie?" "Oh, Gontran, could you live without me?" " Nat hullo, my darling, what has hap pened?" "Gontran, can you imagine life with out me, if some oli-tacle should sudden ly and forever divide us?" ' " I should prefer death." "Gontran, if I, your pure wife, -hould lose the world's esteem?" " What do you mean?" "Had I been your mistress instead of vour wife, would you havo loved such n llfo of happiness wo could not forget." " Hut why, why hro We parted? What Is this ? Why are you dying now V" Hy my own hands; t havo but n few minutes to live; when I am dead you will know tho secret; 1 could not speak It to you." "My wife, my darling!" At this moment the door opened and tho terrible creature who had thrust herself Into the midst of all this happi ness gilded in. She advanced with a Mhtillllng step toward the sofa where the Countess lay, and then for the first time she perceived tho Count, and with a shriek turned away, making rapidly for the door; but Goti'truii laid his liiiiid on her shoulder and looked sternly In hef face. With n cry like 11 frightened animal she sank on her knees before him, while Nathalie, holding out her arms to Gon tran, called hlni to her. " Not while I live, Gontran. Oh ! let 1110 die your wife, in your thoughts ; do not touch her do not speak to her-" " Not speak to her? I will speak to this miserable, wretched woman, to bid her forever leave my presence." " Forgive her, spare her," cried Na thalie; "but come to mo come to me when 1 am gone she can bo your wife." " M v wife I What do you mean ?" " Forgive me," cried the woman; "it was a plot. Victor urged me on ; I was never to have seen you ; but now" "Who is this woman ?" "The sister of that miserable wo man" "Tho sister, not your wife?" " No, not his wife." " For this I die. To live disgraced, 1 could not to live without you was im possible therefore do I die." " It is not too late it cannot be." Hut Nathalie fell back in hi arms ono last, sweet smile, one long, earnest ga.e, and she was gone, forever. " Wo wero starving!" murmured tho wretched convict, shrinking in horror as she looked at her work. Hut no one heard her, for tho Count was lying insensible by the body of his wife. upon n time, that they had in their pos session 11 letter written by tho Virgin Mary, Hut the impostors had been so foolish as to write it on paper made of rags Instead of on the ancient papyrus, as they easily might havo done, and a pcrwn who camo to seo It observed that tho letter, besides being curious, also Involved 11 miracle, for the paper on which it was written was not In exist ence till several hutvlro.l years after the mother of our Lord had ascended Into Heaven. Peter Danilan, describing the anti-pope, John, at tho clo-o of tho tenth ocnttiry,says ho"had hlseyos bored out, his oars cut oil', his loniite cut out, and then being put 011 an ass with his face to tho tall, which he held In his hand, was paraded about Homo and obliged toexclalni : "Such Is thedesorv lug punishment of hlni who endeavors to expel the Popo of Home from his seat." Tho poets have also been found guilty. A critical writer, quoting from " Para dise Lost," Hook L, Tims Itipoiiinriiil pplrlN to foirillrst forms I..iliii-iiil tliolr sli:i!'(?s iMihiPiini ami worn nt lnrK'p," asks: " If they were incorporeal, what occasion had they to reduce their shapes?" In Addison's " Cato" occurs the following lino: Iklltorlnl NiitU-et. iHonty crtitu per line. Othor mlverllncmcntJ! Iiifc led ucCorJlni; to pv clnl contrncl - .....iin. ij. i 1 1 1 11,. m J- walls that 1 have not heard for years "I must speak it to you now, for I 'her 'ciuho for that very purpose Caroline, happinei-.t Countess of Lascars" She knew that in Gontran's former ".Silence! do not roufo her from tho life there was soniedark secret; sheknew oblivion into which her guilt has piling-1 that it was connected with his rormer wTficr. To all who over knew her the I life, and that ho had been married before. irrave has closed over her. Again, 1 ssyTTct her rest." , Sho may rest as she likes. I hope, tfor your. sake, sho will; but not in her ( igrave,, fer she still lives, tstio Is on, and ' 'vjlnot beneath tin- i.'grth." )3Sl! Tlmt is u lie.!" 'iJSif That I the truth. I dhJ not come Ljhoro to notice insults. I v.x pected them. Xcame here became I want icouey." ?Tj'Aiid do you expect to get Jt from 'Wfl .... uiie?" 11 r ,i. " ji.jti'Theii you uro" mistaken, for I will , jglvo you none.'" ' ,'Tlien I will go to Man. do 1,'iscar.s, rtvho Is, I bellove, as rich as you are." t V Stop, wrotch," said the Count; "0110 iionH.'iit'.s sorrow to my wife li more ihan I can endure. Sit down, and s.iy snvhat '"! havo to say." Caroline) Is not dead." o.-, Go on." t ".i After she had served her tlmo at IJrct, where you know sho was eou Wdemned to tho galleys" nt i."You torture me. I know all this. After this she died, did sho not, 11ml j mw. was burled at Hre.-t. In u comer of the . She knew that that marriage had brought nothing but ml-ery misery sach as s4ie dared not Inquire into; but Nathalie's was too noble a heart to be jealous of the past. With her the sor rows of tho past were one more rea-on for loving the husband of her love, and children that she loved better oven than a mother's love boeaii"o they wero his. A few days aftertholntervlowbetween the Victor and the Count, a woman de manded to seo the Countess. 1 With the gentle, sympathizing man- ( net that dlstlngiii-hed her, Nathalie, 1 " No, darling, no ; for thn purity that surrounds you Is a portion of your-elf ; 1 cannot think of you but as tho pure, holy inlluoiico 01 my mo, the pure mother of my children, tho wife that has hallowed my hearth and home. No, Nathalie; rather would I seo you dead Hut the.-o aro dreams; nothing can touch you ; but something has agitated you." "Nothing, Gontran; wo have been very happy ; you will never forget 1110?" " Forget you forget you, Nathalie? What do you mean ?" "Nothing; forglvome. Lot mo re.it my head 011 your shoulder and all will be well." The next day Nathalie was calm and sad. Gontran watched her with anxie ty, waiting for her to confide In hlni the sorrow that had seemed to oppress her. He had full conlidence In her; he knew that, like a bird Hying to his home, she Mould Hy back to his anus and to his heart. Meantime ho left her to herself. Late in the evening of t!tf next day, Nathalie, wlio had been ab-eiit somo hours, and had, on her return, secluded herself In her room, bent for Gontran. He hastened to her room ; she lay 011 the sofa, so changed that 11s ho ru-lied toward her he stopped, uttering a loud anil piteous cry, " Yes, Gontran, I am dying. I must .ty. 1 am not going to usurp your have licd either with yourcoiiteiupi or I li.nc t'jrieiicl .ill claim to the havo l;ed without you. Gontran, after believing she had an objevt ol charity before her, advanced toward the pale, haggard, and sordidly ilre.-sed woman. "Madame, what can 1 do for you? Cm I ai-Ut you In any way?" " What I- your nanie?" " I am the Countcs ulo Lascars." "And I, too, Madame." " A relation of my husband V" ' 111- wife, Madame." "Ills wife!" "Caroline do Lascars." " D.m't faint, Madame; there U no 1jItL1 .S THAT ARE NOT 1KTSJI. Tt Is related that the secretary of an English agricultural society received orders from its committee to procure several copies of Mr. and Miss Kdge- w.orth's'Essay pn IrLshJltills," for-thcJ ue 01 niemoers in ineir laoors tor me improvement of the breed of cattle. Let no one reading t.10 title of this ar ticle fall Into a similar error regarding our intention. Neither shall we con sider the bulls of the popes, unless it be that one perpetr. ted by Pope Sextu-, who printed a Vlble in the preface of which he excommunicated all printers who should alter the text, and yet was himself obliged, on account of its nu merous blunders, to cause emendated scraps to be printed mid pasted over er roneous pa-sages. C!iwtilHr.,n Jtmrnat has recently pub lished an article in which it Na-sumed, as is almost always the case, that the bull is neces-arily indigenous to Irish soil. We propo-o to "submit facts" in correction of this common error. Near ly three thousand years ago, in Greece, Hierocles noted down in tho "Astel.i" inanv of tho bulls which go the rounds of newspapers now-a-days attributed to Iri-bnien. He tells, among others, of the per.-on who sat bef.iro a glass with clo-ed eyes to -ee how ho looked when a-leep; of the one who, having to cross a river, entered the boat on horseback, giving as liis reason for riding that he was in a great hurry ; of the one who declared, after a narrow escape from drowning, that he would ivv-r enter the water again until ho had learned to swim; of the mm who, hearing that a raven would live two hundred years, bought one to try whether it was true; of the one who, finding that half of a cask of wiuo was gone, looked over the top to find an opening, and, being ad vised to look for a hole In tlio bottom, replied, " Hloekhe.id, do you not see that the delleiency is at tho top, and not at the bottom?" of the one who, meeting an aopiaintance, said, "1 hoard you wero d ud," and ro'Ivln,' life re ply, " But you see me alive," answered, " i don't know how tint may be; you area notorious liar, and my informer was a person of credit ;" and of thoone who, ii"gleeting to purchase books as a friend had requested lu a letter, and fewing that lm might be olvended, said to him when they next met, ".My dear friend, I never got tho lotter you wroto me about tho bonks," The phllo-ophers have not been free from bulls. Pythagoras tau,'!it tho doctrlno of metempsychosis, mid yot stated that he had seen the souls of Ho mer, HosohLand others tormented. Sue tonius tells of a Hrahinlli philosopher whoso llfo had be"U eniiuantly pro-por ous, and who burned hlnuclf at Athens to jiivrrnt a ivrtw S fnrlmv. Amid a great cjiiicoursci of p -oplo ho entered the tire naked, anointed, and laughing. He ildlred that the following epitaph might bo inscribed on his tomb; "Here roits '.arni in-O 'haga-, the Indian of H.irgo sa, who, tie wiling to the custom of his country, niTlf hium'1 tmmuviiif." Mr. llolwell, who wroto a learned account of the do.'trlnoj of tho Geutons, Is at great palin tosolve the reason why the tl-hes wore not drowned lu the deluge. Curious storle-. aro told, too, of the nrlo.-t-. The monks of a m.mait -ry at Me.iiija, it li related, proclaimed, once "So tlio pure tlmplil Klioim wlun foul with stains." Some one lias noticed this couplet from Hlaekmoro's "Arthur:" 'A p.ihitoil iW Prlni'p Vortluorn lui-1 on, Wlilcli lront n wiLnt Plot Ills mtulslro won.'' Phiilipis in ills pastorals makes shop herdes-es tear their hair and boat their breasts at their own deaths : "Yo lirliditcr in this, r.iint omlilpiiis of my t'.iir, Willi looks nut il in n nn I Willi illsli -v. l a I liulr, In lillti-r mmtiiili In-it your lir.Mit.uti I in ui ll.-r lU-uth untlm -ly, ns It wviv your own." laicimi makes Prometheus cite a verso out of Homer, and Shakespeare places the scene of a shipwreck on the co.iit of Hohemia. There liavo.beon bulls, too, on canva as well as on the printed page. Hurgo anno, in his "Travels in Spain," no tices a painting where Abraham is pre paring to -hoot Isaac witli a pistol ; and In a country church in Germany the painter, representing tho sacritice of Isaac, places a blunderbu-s In Abra ham's hand, and paints an angel com linr down to pour water on the pan. In Owen's travels is mentioned a picture in the church of St. Zaehuaia, at Ve nice, where an angel is entertaining the Virgin Mary and tho infant Jesus with nn-nir-on tlio violin. --So in tho college library of Aberdeen there are elegant paiutinirs on tho margin of a Dutch mi-sal representing tho angels apioar ing to the shepherds, one of the latter of whom is playing a bagpipe. Lewis Cigoli painted a picture of the circum cision of .Testis, and drew the high priest Simeon with spectacles on hi nose, probably out of respect to his great age. Spectacles were not known for fourteen centuries afterward. N. Pousinn's picture, at tho French Mu seum, of Jlehecca at the well, has the whole background decorated with Gro elan architecture. Another at the French Museum, representing the reconciliation of Jacob and I.aban, has a steeple or belfry rising over tho trees. A belfry in the mountains of Mesopo tamia in the tune of .Jacob! In a pic ture painted by F. ('hello Delia Pttera the Hlo.iiod Virgin is placed on a velvet sofa playing witli a cat and a paroquet, and about to help hersell 10 coiiee irom an engraved colfee-pot. Sir Thoma- Hrowne, in liis " Vulgar Errors," has written more than a page to disprove the pos-ibility of Adam and Eve hav ing navoN, objection having been made to paintings by Haphaol and Michael Angelo, and to the painting of Adam and Evobv Mibtiso,'ln St. James's Pal ace, In which they are represented with navels Sir Eoylo Heche may, perhaps, be nronerlv called and wo hope this phraso will not be misinterpreted the Father of all Hulls. And yet there is an authentic record of a Frenchman, named Calino, who was quite as re markablo as Sir Koyle for a bovine ten dencv. There is a letter of his in exist once, as follow.-: "My dear friend, 1 left my knife at your lodgings yester day; pray send it to mu If you should find it. Yours, Calino. P. S. Never mind ..ending tho knife; I have found it." There is also a note to his wife, which he sent home with a basket of provi ions, tlu postscript to wlilcli read: "You will find my letter at the bottom of the basket. I f by chanco you should fall to do so, lot me know as soon as po-slble." Calino oiico tried to get ti certificate' of defective sight from the surgeon of a regiment to which he belonged, to avoid some military duty. "I am so near sighted," said ho, " that I can't seo the stripes on tlio arm of that corporal over there." Ono Winter day, a friend of Calino, walking with him in tlio garden of the Tuileries.sald "Calino, I'll bet you twenty franc- that you don't walk across the frozen pond yonder on your bare feet." " Done," said Calino, taking his shoes and stockings in his hand. 1 J lit when ho was half way across, ho turned around, saying It was too cold to go any further, and made tho best of his way back, thus lo-lng his bet, though ho had gono the same distance as though I had walked all the way over. Of the wimo character was his action when he took 11 lighted taper to llnd his way with thanks, leaving himself at tho topi of tho stairs In the dark, lu precisely the same position from which ho had started first. Calino was onco 011 an ex cursion where lodgings wero scarce, mid lu looking about for 11 pillow, found 11 largo stone Jar, on which ho laid his head very contentedly. Some ono In quired of him If it was not rather hard. " Not at all," said he, " for I've stutletl it with hay." It was a wise saying of his that "Provldonco had placed death at tho end of llfo in order to give people tlmo to prepare for It." Ono day 11 friend took a knife from him hi a Joke, and, saying "thank you," put It in his pock et. "Come," said Calino, "if you don't give 1110 back that knife, Fll rip you up with It." Some stories are told, also, of tho Abbe do Matlgnon which have been appro priated for the Irish. When the Abbe was at the house of his uncle, the Hlsli- op of Llsieux, he was -hown the cathe dral, and ids guldo told lilm II was built by tho English. "All," said he, with contempt, " 1 could easily tell it was not made here." Madamo de Froulay asked hlni how old he was. " Why, I am only thirty- two," said lie, "hut I count myself thir ty-three1, because 11 little boy was horn 11 year before I va, nnd tiled ovidently keeping 1110 hack a whole year by acci dent." When his sister-in-law had hor first child ho could not toll a friend Its sex, " because," said li, "tho child made such a noise that I positively am unablo to say whether I am an aunt or an un cle." That will do very well for the French; anil there are surely enough stories of Gorman blunders in speech to prove that our Teutonic friends possess in a pe-culiar degree the faculty supposed to be exclusively Irish. " Laslit Friday night, next week vot is behint," sahl one, " vash the vor't tint neler vah. 1 tought I co town hill to mine house, ven no sooner 1 valks den I stunel still all tie vaster, for tie darkness so tick I can't stir it mit my boots; an' ven I see mine bant right pefore mine face, I can't tell it's (lore; an' do rain, (hinder an' blixen! in more as tree minute mine kin vas vet trough to mine clos. Put ifter von lectio vile it stop quittin' to rain something, so 1 keep fooling my sell all tie vay long, an' ven I comes to mine own house to valk in, vat you link ? dundor and blixen, him belong to somopoily else!" An Irishman cotililTscarcely improve that. Whenever tho paternity of a bull is uncertain an attempt is made to father it on some unfortunate Eineraldor. Yet il was a Scotchwoman who said that the butcher of her town only killed half a beast at a time; it was a Dutch man who said a pig had no ear-marks except a short tail ; and it wa a JSriti-.li magistrate who, being told by a vaga bond that he was not married, respond ed " mars a gooei iiiing ior your wne. It was an English reporter who stated that at a meeting of tlio Hritish F.thno logical Society there were exhibited "ea-ls or the skull of an individual at different periods of adult life, to how the1 changes: produced in ten vears," though iiean wnt meinions two skulls preserved in Ireland, one of a person when lie was a boy, and the other of the same person when ho had grown to be a man. A reporter to the llmtltl wrote in that paper, some years ago, that a lecturer at the Academy of Music " practically illustrated the man ner in which a fly walks on the ceiling." It was at a prayer-meeting in New Hampshire that a worthy lnymnn spoke of a noor bov who.-e lather was a drunkard and who-e mother was a widow ; and It win at a negro ball that in lieu of "Not transferable " on the tickets, a notice was posted over the door, " No gentleman admitted unless ho conies hi-self." It was an Ameri can lecturer who solemnly sum one evening: " Parents, you may havo chil dren, or, if you have not, your (laugh- tei-i mav havo." And it was a e.itern editor who wroto : " A correspondent asks whether the1 battle of Waterloo oc curred before or after the commenci'- ment of tho ChrMlan era. Wo answer It did." Maine editor says a pumpkin In that State grow so large that eight men could stand around it; which statement wai only equalled by that of tho man who saw a Hock of pigeons fly so low that he could shake a stick at them. l'hoio two ohiorviug men, one of whom said he noticed that when ho lived through the month of May he lived through the yi'.ir, and the other of whom said at a wedeling that he had remarked that more women than men had been married that year, wero neither of them Irishmen. When Sir Hoylo Hoche ex claimed : " I would give up half nay, the whole of the Constitution to pre serve the remainder," lie only followed the analogy of that Juvenile poem which slates that- nt, WHIPPING IN SOIIOOL3. LiTTi.i: nrore than a quarter of n c6iu tury ago It was 110 unusual thing to seo ri whipping-post in the publiu square of an Incorporated town. Delighted crowds often assembled to witness the Infliction erf tlfoMitsh Upon somo culprit more limn ordinarily notorious and interesting m 1111 offender against the statutes, Many of tho oldest Inhabitants can still attest that this spectacle in tlio "good old times" was only exceeded In point of at tract Ion by the superior novelty of a public execution Hut fortunately lu such mutters, progression is a more Im perative law of human nature than habit Itself; Htfrbarotis usages aro puss's ing away. H rave soldiers aro no longer liable to bodily castlg.itlon at the caprico of any petty tyrant ; and in' the navy, Where graver necessity exists than else where for rigorous discipline, thocat-o'-nlno tails Is preserved only us a relic of the past. It seonis then alntost inc.red-' Iblo that the. Inhuman practice of eorpo- ral punishment should bo rotaiuexl in schools fortlio instruction of the young but such, nevertheless, appears to bo thu fact. Tho reason for tide Is mainly found1 noelotibt, In the precept of Solomon not to sparo the rod. Pedagogues Who per haps wore never able to illKstrato tho story of their lives by any other scrip tural injunction have been ever prono to justify their cruelty under tlio icgis of this authority, just as sailors have been known to appeal to Providence only during a perilous storm at sea. Hut lnrs inanity and common sense alike toach that this proverb of human wisdom is no more applicable in a Christian com munity than the vindictive oodu of .111 eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. "Tlin-i- olillilri-n .ill ii-slMIng w "I'imi. mi .1 suniiii'-r ilny ; Tli" Io- w.11 "iin, ll'i-v nil foil In, Tlio rout tiny r.m nw.i." Even John O. Calhoun, once, in en forcln-' tho theory tint nil men are not created equal, remarked that " only two men we're created, anil one of thoio was a woman ;" and Proslelont Taylor's "all the world and tho rest of man kind " Is ti household word.--HoiiikI r.iliie. lown a pair of stall's without accident, an I after gettiua down, brought 11 n.icK " Hot! cheap" is nowilellned as mean lug the keeping of a eaulne without paying the tax. It is plainly set ivsielo, elirectly or indi rectly, by numerous passages In tho in spired truths of our Saviour. Suppose a boy to be chargeable witlt talking, s'ufging, (lancing, and Jumping during school hours; this Is no evidence! of an oVil elispisitiem, but rather of that Irrepressible vitality which is most 1 ike ly to manifest It-elf at a later day in the business energy of the man. Hut admit that tho boy Is really vicious, and that lie wilfully persists in prfstimes so in cimpatiblo With the regulations for stuely. Aro there 110 forms of moral re str.iint to satisfy Justice nnd offer room for reformation ? Assuredly tho success ful experiments in other spheres of ac tion have boon observed to little pur pose if they are not to bo celiiEtrued as furnishing conclusive examples that tho law of kindness is omnipotent above all other methods in tho cau-e of improve ment and humanity. Horses which have proved intractable undi'r the whip of thogrooin havo been tamed by Mr. Harev In an hour. Numbers of Inebrl- ateshavebeon rescued from ruin through tho intluonco of moral suasion ; whilo comparatively few, if any, have boon reformed by the application of force. Why not, then, apply this potent agency to the cause Oi education y 11 n pupil becomes disobedient, an nppeal should bo made to hi- better nature ; and if that failed a reasonable temporary restraint sliotilel be laid upon liis move ments. Lot him lie "kept in" during recess add debarred front play .with ids companions. If he continued refracto ry, tlio efheacy of extra tasks or of per sonal humiliation before the class might betriod. in nearly every instnnce.onenr another of such modes of correction will prove suci-essful. Should it happen. however, that the transgressor is utter ly incorrigible, let him bo ignominious ly expi'lled from the school. Hut, In the name of all that is philanthropies and good, elo not excoriate the body of one formed In tho imago of liis Maker, anel that ono teiei of Immature years, with permanent principles of benevo lence or hatred to boeletermined mainly by tho experience of his boyhood. It is an oll'ence and an abomination in tho sight of a civilizcel community. The mildest form of corporal punish ment applied in thu schools is repug nant to humanity. The principle Is radically wrong in itself. No emo was ever benefitted by blows and stripes; and scars under such treatniont are tho insignia of Satan. It in not to be be lieved that any new and beneficial Ideas can bo introduced into tho brains of youth by the virtue of tho rod. Should chastisement he lnlllcted with a riding whip, anil the body of a stripling exhib it soveri' bruises for several elays there- utter, tlio all'.iir can be designated only us a palpable enormity. If, in addition to this, te-tliueiny should show that tho boy bad been thrown upon the floor, it would liuampio proof, whatever opinion to the contrary might be expressed by spectators, that passion had Usurped tho place of reason, anel that tho teacher Is totally unlit for the responsible avoca tion of educating tho young either for tlmo or eternity. Hut, above all, should It appi'ar that tho teacher In quentlon is uota man, whoso sensibilities may havo boon blunted by mile intercourse witli the world, but ono belonging to that gentle kind who-o inls-lon on earth is peculiarly that of love nnd mercy, the case amounts to a podtlvo libel on tho sex, and the cheek of true wominhooel Is put te the blush. Hither than the h'ast possibility of such an occurrence should eist lu thu national metropollsof America, It would bo a win' proceeding, and ono happily In neorelune-t with the enlightenment of the go, if corporal puuishmcntd in tlio public schools were wholly forbid den by law. M'itsMnylun tiuuUii Herald, A m vrTf't "f 'orm I'll'' 'alvev