Bedford inquirer. (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, July 16, 1869, Image 1
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A Postmaster is required to give notice by •ctter, (returning a paper does not answer the law) when a subscriber does not take his paper out of tile office, and state the reasens tor its nut being taken; and a neglect to do so makes the Postmas ter repo'6fe to the publishers for the payment. 2, Any person who takes a paper from the Post office, whether directed to his name or another, or whether he has subscribed or not is responsible for the pay. 3. If & person order? his paper discontinued, he must pay all arrearages, or the publisher may continue to send it until payment is made, and oUeet the waole amount, i chether it be taken from the office or not. There can be no legal discontin uance until the payment is made. 4. If the subscriber orders his paper to be stopped at a certain time, and the publisher eon tinuee to Eend, the subscriber is bound to pay for it, if be take* it cut of tie Poet Office. The law proceeds upon the ground that a man must pay for what, he uses. 5. The courts have decided thatrefusing to take newspapers and periodicals from the Post office, or removing and having them uncalled for, is prima facia evidence of intentional fraud. grotoional & susintss <Canis. ATTORNEYS AT LAW. MM ELD AND LINGENFELTER, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, BEDFORD, PA. Have formed a partnership in the practice of the Law, in new brick building near the Lutheran Church* [April 1, 1869-tf A. POINTS, ATTORNEY AT LAW, BEDFORD, PA. Respectfully tenders his professional services to the public. Office with J. W. Lingcnfe'.ter, Esq., on Public Square near Lutheran Church. jZ®~CoUection promptly made. [April,l'69-tf. IN SPY M. ALSIP, _J ATTORNEY AT LAW, BEDFORD, PA., WiU faithfully and promptly attend to all busi ness entrusted to his care in Bedford and adjoin ng counties. Military elaims, Pensions, back pay, Bounty, Ac. speedily collected. Office with Mann A Spang, on Juliana street, 2 doors south of the Mengel House. apl I, IB6o.—tt JR. DURBORROW. ATTORNEY AT LAW, BEBFOED, PA., Will attend promptly to all business intrusted to his care. CoUections made on the shortest no tice. lie 's, also, a regularly licensed Claim Agent andwil give special attention to the prosecution . 'lit.i against the Government for Pensions, Bark I ay. Bounty, Bounty Lands, Ac. Office on Juliana street, one door South of the Inquirer office, and nearly opposite the'Mengel House'' April 1. 1869:tf S. L. RUSSELL. 1. B. LOSGESECKER I) USSELL A LONGENECKER, L ATTORVETS A COI-SSBLLOBS AT LAW, Bedford, l'a.. Will attend promptly and faithfully to all busi ness entrusted to their care, special attention given to collections and the prosecution of claims for Back Pay, Bounty, Pensions, Ac. *=O~office on Juliana street, south of the Court House. Apri 1:69:1yr. Y M'D. SBARPK E. F. KERR OIIARPE A KERR, O ATTORNETS-AT-LA W. j Will practice in the Courts of Bedford and ad- ! j ing counties. All business entrusted to their ! care will receive careful and prompt attention. | Pensions, Bounty, Back Tay, Ac., speedily col lected from the Government. Office on Juliana street, opposite the banking i house of Reed A ScheH. Bedford, Pa. Apr l;C9:tf W C. SCHAEFFER ATTORNEY AT LAW, BEDFORD, PA., Office with J. W. Dickerson Esq.. 2-"aprly PHYSICIANS. QR. B. F. HARRY, Respectfully tenders his professional ser vices to the citizens of Bedford and vicinity. Office ani residence on Pitt Street, in the building formerly occupied by Dr. J. 11. Hollas. [Ap'l 1,69. MISCELLANEOUS. OE. SHANNON, BANKER. . BEDFOBD, PA. I BANK OF DISCOUNT AND DEPOSIT. Collection* made for the East, West. North and South, and the general business of Exchange transacted. Notes and Accounts Collected and Remittances promptlymade. REAL ESTATE bought and sold. April 1:69 DANIEL BORDER, PITT STREET, TWO POORS WEST OF THE BED FORD HOTEL, BKSFORD, PA. WATCHMAKER AND DEALER IN JEWEL RY. SPECTACLES. AC. lie keeps on hand a stock of fine Gold and Sil ver Watches, Spectacles of Brilliant Doable Refin ed Glasses, also Scotch Pebble Glasses. Gold Watch Chains. Breast Pins, Finger Rings, best quality of Gold Pens. He will supply to order any thing in his line not on hand. [apr.2S,'6s. DW. CROUSE, DEALER 15 CIGARS, TOBACCO, PIPES, AC. (n Pitt street one door east of Geo. R. Ostcr A Co.'* Store, Bedford, Pa., is now prepared to sell by wholesale all kinds of CIGARS. AH orders promptly filled. Persons desiring anything in his line will do well to give him a call. Bedford April 1. '69., CI N. HICKOK, V.. DENTIST. Office at the old stand in BASK BCILDISG, Juliana St.. BEDFORD. All operations pertaining to Surgical and Mechanical Dtntustry performed with care and WARRANTED. Anesthetic* administered, w lea desired. Ar tijicial teeth interred at, per set, SB,OO and up. vard. As I am detaimined to do a CASH BUSINESS or none, I have reduced the prices for Artificial Teeth of the various kinds. 20 ptr cent., and of Gold Fillings 33 per cent This reduction will be made only to strictly Cash Patients, and ail such will receive prompt attention. 7feb6B WASHINGTON HOTEL. This large and commodious house, having been re.taken by the subscriber, is now open for the re ception of visitors and boarders. The rooms are large, weU ventilated, and comfortably furnished. The Üble will always be supplied with the best the market can afford. The Bar is stocked with the choicest liquors. In short, it is my purpose to keep a FIRST-CLASS HOTEL. Thanking the public f9V past favors, 1 respectfully solicit a renewal of their patronage. N. B. Hacks will run constantly between tk Hotel and the Springs, may 17,'69:1y „ WM. DIPERT, P/<*'r. I EXCHANGE HOTEL. J HUNTINGDON, PA. This old establishment having wen leased by J. MORRISON, formerly proprietor of the Mor risou House, has been entire'* renovated and re famished and mpplied with to® modern im provements and convenienses necessary to a first el ass Hotel. The dining room has <>ceo removed to the first flour and is now spaeims and airy, and the cham bers are all well veflatcd, and the proprietor will endeavor to uake his guests perfectly at home. AddpS'i J* MORRISON, EXCHASGE HOTEL, ■ Aljulytf Huntingdon, Pa. Y f AGAfINES. —The following Magazines for iV L sap at the Inquirer Book Store: ATLAX TIC * , ON -r HLY, PUTNAM'S MONTHLY LIPPpCOTT'.*, GALAXY, PETERSON. GO DRV/MIFM. I'EMORESTS, FRANK LESLIE RIVIKSIDE.etc.etc. ft JOHN LUTZ. Etlitor nrul Proprietor. gnqwiw Column. RPO ADVERTISERS: THE BEDFORD INQUIRER. . PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING, BY JOHN LUTZ, OFFICE ON JULIANA STREET, BEDFORD, PA THE BEST ADVERTISING MEDIUM IN SOUTH- WESTERNPENNSTL VANIA. CIRCULATION OYER 1500. HOME AND FOREIGN ADVERTISE MENTS INSERTED ON REA- I SONABLE TERMS. 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Miss ANTHONY and her Woman's Suf frage Convention have repudiated the Wo man's Suffrage Amendment, because it pre sses to establish an "aristocracy of race." Stupid Congress! Why did it not so frame the amendment as to establish, instead of an aristocracy of ran, an aristocracy of facet That would have arrayed the strong-minded unanimously in its favor. A PRIVATE letter from au eminent Eng lishman, standing high in the estimation of his government, has been received at Mon treal, in which the writer states that Mr. Gladstone and John Bright are strong sup porters of Canadian independence. He fur ther says the British Colonies will, within ten years, be required to manage their af fairs without resource on the mother coun try. MICHAEL KELLY, the once popular sing er and composer, was in business in the Ilaymarket as a wine merchant, and wrote over his door, "Michael Kelly, Composer of Music and Importer of Wine." Sheridan suggested the following alteration : "Mi chael Kelly, Importer of Music and Compo ser of Wine; for," said the wit, "none of his music is original and all his wine is, since he makes it himself." COFFEE. —A correspondent of the Lon don Telegraph thinks nobody knows how to cook coffee but the natives of Ceylon, and tells us how they doit. He says; "They take the quantity of coffee beans required, roast them in an earthen cliastv or saucer shaped pot, pouni them in a pestle and mortar, or bruise them between two stones, then pass through a sieve composed of course muslin; boiling water is added, and the coffee is made." BY reason of the opening of the Pacific Railroad the Postoffice Department has or dered a change in the route of American mails for Japan, China, the Sandtvich Isl ands and Pacific States. Hereafter all mail matter intended for the countries named wiil be sent to the Chicago office, and there made up in sealed bags for Canton, Yoko hama, San Francisco, Ac., and mails from those points will be sealed for Chicago for 1 distribntion there for other points through out the States. This arrangement will be ready to be carried into effect in a short time. TWELVE hundred Chinamen, fresh from the Oriental Empire, arrived at Saa Fran cisco on Friday. The emigration from the old Eastern world promises to increase with each year, and through the recently opened rai'way artery uniting the Pacific to the At lantic, these people will find their wav to the Western States. They are not a bad class of people. They work and give full labor \ for their maintenance. We can calmy sit and watch our va-fcountry filling up, and our broad lands em peopling by emigrants pouring in from both sides. An hundred years hence and how great will be the na tion, bow mighty the population! DESIRE FOREIGN IMMIGRATION.— The people of Peru have sent an exploring ex pedition to the mountains of Chanchaniayo, for the purpose of making a communication between the coast and the bead waters of tbe Amazon —a fertile region of great re source, to which tbey desire to attract for eign immigrants. Their offer to support these for the first six months i* a liberal one, and it will probably encourage a good a>any to venture. The Peruvians arc also trying to counteract the aridity of their western lope by a system of irrigation for the flat lands; but their-richest resources are at the eastern slope of the Andes, whence their in tercoursc and commerce may have a thor oughfare down the Amazon. To REMOTE CORNS. —An approved method for removing corns is to place the foot in hot water in the evening for a few minutes, so as to soften the part, when it is carefully and gently scraped with tbe point of a blunt knife until all the hot soft water outside of the corn is removed. off tbe scraping the moment tbe least pain is felt. Repeat this process daily for a few days, when the patient will have scraped away the corn so entirely that it will rarely grow again. A little more summary way is ti touch the corn liglitiy with dilute hydro chloric acid after the scraping. Care should he taken not to use the acid too strong or too much in quantity. As soon as the acid is applied wash the parts in tepid water; and if there is much pain, bind on it a wet towel to prevent any inflamntion. A FRENCH writer, named Freycinct has spent his Hfe in investigating all known methods of disposing of the dead. All his inferences arc argued with special reference to tbe public health, and he considers the existing system of burial in tbe earth to be on tbe whole the best; only modifications are suggested. Vaults are decried: and so are all those systems and means—such as rne.tal coffins ana preservative processes—which tend to arrest decay. The aim should be to promote decomposi'ion; to facilitate the ac cess of the earth to the body, and especially to help the cadaveric matter by theinfluence of vegetation. A tree covered plain—the sacred grove of old—is the best mortuary; fiittcst in every way, xsthetically and sani tarily. As to cremation, it is totally inap plicable; the odor 3 that would be spread over a country by the burning of several corpses a week would be unbearable. THE CRISIS IN ENGLAND.— We can hardly appreciate the magnitude of the , crisis through which England is pas -ing, in connection with the Irish Church Bill. If , the Lords should refuse to pass it—to con form to the will of the people as expressed j through the Commons —a revolution would j result that would sweep the Upper House out of existence. The letter of a London correspondent, is an indication of the excite ment in England. The press boldly inform ed the Lords that they must obey or go overboard. They will probably accept the situation. They may undertake to kill the bill with amendments, but they will not dare to vote squarely against it. In any event the hold of the privileged classes upon the j people has been broken, aad the waves of progress will not be checked until Lords and Dukes and Earls will be swept away, and until every tub in the shape of a church j will be required to stand upon its own bot tom. Liberal ideas are making wonderful progress in England. BEDFORD, PA., FRIDAY, JULY 16-1869. I fort*!'. CHARITY. Once Abram sat at his teut door, To entertain some guest ; Some trav'ler, penniless and poor ; To give bim food and rest. When, lo! a poor wayfariue man. Oppressed with grief and care } A pilgrim, weary, pale, and wan, For charity came there. His clothes were tattered, old, and worn, His feet were swelled and sore ; A man unfortunate, forlorn, He stood at Abram's door. Tbe patriarch, with opeu arms, His sorrowing guest received ; With generous fire he cbeereditnd warmed, And all his wants relieved. But, when be sat him down to meat, No blessing did he crave ; T And, in bis haste began to eat; No tbanks to God he gave. Tbe God of Heaven be did not own : His God alone was fire ; To none beside he bowed bim down, None else did be desire. Then Abram said, "Quick leave my door, Be banished from my sight: An infidel I'll not endure To tarry for a night." But God to Abram spake and said, "Where is the man of grief I sent him to be warmed and fed, For pity 3nd relief? "I've borne with bim and been his stay Since first his life began ; And can'st not thon, a single day, Bear with my fellow man ?" Then Abram brought him back again, And made his sorrows cease : He clothed and lodged the poor old man, Then let him go in peace. ONE OF THE GREAT WORKSHOPS OF PENNSYLVANIA. On the western slope of the Alleghcnies, in the valley of the Conemaugh, just where that beautiful river strikes the "Juanrcl Hill" range, one of the greatest of the in dustrial establishments of Pennsylvania i* situated. This is the Cambria Iron Com- ' panv's Works, for the manufacture of rail road bars. It is an establishment that the people of Philadelphia should have knowl edge of, for it is owned in this city; it is one that the people of the State should feel a deep interest in, for it is the foremost of tbe great rolling mills and iron works peculiar to this commonwealth, and it is one that should ciicit the pride of Americans every where, for it is the largest single establish, mcut of the kind in the world! It is turn ing out rails, to-day, at the rate of five miles j in length, or sufficient to lay two and a half miles of track every day. Expressed in pounds, the daily product of rails is five thousand pounds—two hundred and fiftv tons-—a quantity sufficient to freight a good sized sea-going vessel, and it would take a fleet of three hundred such vessels to carry the produce for one year. But few person* can form an adequate idea of the number and magnitude of the agencies which so vast a product sets in motion. This, it is our pur pose to present as well as our brief space will permit. The picturesque hills which surround tbe Works are filled with coal and iron, clay for fire brick, cement, and nearly all the essen tials for the manufacture of pig iron. There are three principal veins of iron ore. There is a seam of coat high up on the hill, and then anfUher seam of coal, and so on down to the lap of the valley. Under the soil of these hills burrowing far ir.to the earth, twelve hundred workman are all the time employed, mining coal and iron ore for this one mil!. The enormous amount of coal and ore they have to get out every day will be understood, when it is stated that it require* about five tons of coal and nearly four ton of ore to make one ton of rails. When the whole daily product of the rolling-mill—viz., 250 tons of rails per day—is manufactured directly from the ore and coal in these hills, it requires the miners to get out about one thousand tons of ore, and abont twelve hun drcd tons of coal every day. But a consid erable proportion of the rails made are from old bars of re-rolled, and from pig iron pro duced at a furnace worked by tbe company near Hollidaysburg. Of the five tons of c-oal used in the manfacture of a ton of rail road bars, about three tons are first applied to the reduction of three t ns of ore into pig iron. The coal, however, is not used in its native form, but is first turned into coke, in which operations large numbers of workmen arc all tbe time engaged. This is done by subjecting the eoal to the action of smolder ing fires, by which means the inflammable and ether gases are consumed and the car bon of the coal is left; nearly pure. The carburetted hydrogen gas thus consumed is more than twice as much as it takes to light . -r Din. aua out. The iron ore is likewise subjected to a preparatory process. It is thrown out from the mouths of the mines into vast hills, at the base of which cord wood is laid, and through which coal is interspersed, so as to make smouldering fires here also, to "roast" the injurious gases out of the ore. To com t pletc this operation it takes about six months befofc the ore can be bandied so as to feed it into the furnaces where the pig iron is made. The making of the "pigs" ■ is effected in a number of immense "cupo las," into the top of which the ffoke and the , "roasted ore are dumped by a constant pro cession of carts, day and night, year in and year out. The fire in ODO of these has not been out for more than throe years. Although the material thrown into the ; tops of these cupolas looks very much like the dirt and clay carted off wherever a cel lar is being dug in tbe city, it comes out at j the bottom in streams of glowing moltc-n j iron, which running into moulds of sand ■ makes the pigs. Several hundred bands are ' employe! in "coking" and in the furnaces described. The pig iron is then taken to the mill, which covers an immense area of ground. It first goes into what are called "puddling" furnaces where it is heated to a white heat and becomes of the consistency of dough, by the constant stirring of a class of workmen called "puddlers." They stand in front of the "fiery furnace," and by means of long iron rods thru.-t through small openings, they stir the iron about until near ly all th' < carbon is burned out of it, and it is at la;t brought out in large glowing lumps, which arc loaded on iron trucks and taken to a hagc- revolving wheel called a "squeez er," n<s this after a revolution or two, throw* the iron out in compressed masses called "bloom" iron. The "hlooms" are then taken to the "rolls," which arc great trains of revolving cylinders, and after be ing passed through these they come out in flat slabs of iron ahout five feet long, eight or ten inches wide, and abont an inch thick. There are next laid into "piles', of eight or ten slabs, the top slab being of "granu lar' or hard iron for the top surface of the rail, and the bottom slab being of fibrous or tough iron for the under surface. The piles arc then heated to a white heat and taken to other trains of rolling machinery, through which tbey are successively passed buck and forth until each "pile" emerges from the last "roll" a perfect rail,.something over thirty feet long. Immediately upon iasmng from the "rolls" the rails, while still red hot, are placed in front of circular saws, and are cut to the exact length ordered. The rails are then left to cool, and then each ono-ia tea*.-*! and adjusted by other machin ery. Thoae that do not stand the test are sent back to be woiked over, and the per fect rails are immediately passed'out of the mill, and at once loaded up on cars, to be taken to their destination. The whole place is a wonder. Every where there is incessant motion, from the loading up of the cupolas with the dirt-like masses of ore to the final issue of the iron in a constant stream of rails that make five miles of length every day. Fires are blaz ing and gleaming everywhere. Immense numbers of workmen and wonderful masses of machinery are moving with never ceasing energy in all directions. Including the twelve hundred miners already mentioned, the employes of the Company number four thousand ; and these, with their fami lies, constitute nearly the whole population of Johnstown, a flourishing town about 20,- 000 inhabitant*. The mill hands are among the most prosperous and contented work men in the State. They have no Trades Unions and strikes are almost unknown. The Company encourages them in all kinds of thrift to promote their comfort and inde pendence, and make advances to every man who desires to build a house for his family. To ensure the necessities of life, at fair prices, a great range of retail stores has been provided, where everything is sold, and this regulates all the prices in the town. Here the hands have credit from one month ly pay day until the next. To provide em ployment for the familes of the hands, as well as to furnish them with cheap and good wollcn cloths a wooden mill has been erect ed. The company also has its own railways, its own machine shop, lumber mills and brick yards, and everything requisite within itself to carry on its great operations. Space fails us to give a complete descrip tion but wc have said enough to give some idea of an establishment of the most re markable'character, a grand type of the pe culiar industries of interior Pennsylvania, and one fully as worthy of attention and study as those we bear so much about, whether in Old England or New England. —Public Ledger. SUNDAY RAILROADS. The New York Sabbath Committee has published No. XXXV of their valuable documents, which discusses the important question ol the relation of our widely ex tended railroad system to toe observance of the Christian Sabbath. The Committee sent first a circular letter to the Presidents of all the railroad companies of the United States, requesting tbem to furnish statistical information in regard to the extent of Sun day work on their respective reads, the num'tier of Sunday passenger and freight trains, the number of men employed, tbe profitableness or unprofitableness of such trains, etc. One hundred and_ twenty-four companies promptly replied, and the result of this official information is first laid before the reader. It appears that of these 124 companies, 65 run no Sunday passenger cr freight and cattle trains. 59 do run such train*: (177 passenger trains in all l The question of the profitableness of Sunday trains is answered by 16 companies in the affirmative, by 38 in the negative; the rest left it unnoticed. The answers upon the whole fully justify the conclusion that Sun day trains, as a rule, are not profitable, or if directly profitable, they are indirectly un profitable. The document also contains extracts from letters of leading railroad managers, decid edly averse to, and urging strong reasons against all Sunday railroad work, and winds up with a clear and convincing argument in favor of Sunday rest for the directors and employes of our national thoroughfares. A document of thi* kind is very much needed aad should be widely circulated, to check the strong tendency to increase Sun day railroad work, especially in our large cities, where maoy thousands are deprived by these companies of their weekly rest and the privileges of worship, to the seriou3 in jury of their efficiency, not to speak of the off oc.t upon their moral character and the welfare of tneir families. Shall we con tinue to be a Sabbath-keeping, virtuous, free and happv people ? Thi* question de pends to a considerable extent uj i tbe question whether our numerous r; :lroad companies will respect or d..-cerate the Sabbath. Let directors and stockholders ponder this question.— Ntir iwi Olkcrter. THE first families in Virginia are accus tomed to sneer at the industrious, honest, God-fearing Puritans, an! claim to be de scended from the idle, dissolute, younger sons of English gentlemen who took refuge in the colony from the disagreeable atten tions of the sheriff, and his bailiffs. Igno rance and overweening pride arc the causes of the jgnorant pretentions of these cava liers who are uow reduced to the most ab ject poverty by their own blind folly; for tbe gentry who did all in their power to destroy the rising colony, have now almost, if not entirely, died out, and the prominent men of the present day in Virginia are descended from the emigrant laborers, the emancipa ted white servants and the transported con victs. Recent investigation show that not twenty of the old families have living repre sentatives, and that the men who aro now boasting of their parity of descent, spnuig from ignoble sources. To give a single in stance, the ancestor of the great Henry A. Wise was sold for one hundred pounds of tobacco to pay bis passage money to Auicr ca. and ihe bill of sale is preserved in a pri vate library in Washington. ADVENTURES OF A STREET UAH CONDUCTOR. A few evcniDgs since, an incident occur red which to some was laughable, although everything, so far as wc know, was taken good humoredly all around. It appears that there is living on the line of one of the city railway lines a young widow, who has a dashing young suitor for her heart and hand—at least we presume such is the case. His visits to the residence of the lady are frequent On the evening alluded to above, be was expected to call there, and she arranged a surprise—an agreeable surprise—for bim. Whether the surprise turned out agreeable to him, however, we are not prepared to say. Owing to some business engagement of a pressing nature, the suitor was unable to keep his engagement, and he sent a note to the lady by one of the street car conduc tors, who promised to deliver it as soon as he reached the house; and would undoubt edly have strictly kept his word had it not been for a little circumstance which inter fered to prevent it. The evening was a little dark, the sky be ing just overcast enough with murky clouds to obscure one's vision, and to prevent any particular object being distinguished at any great distance. The conductor jumped off the car when opposite the lady's residence, having previously requested the driver to proceed to the end of the route without him. He walked boldly up to the front door, and, just a3 he was in the act of ring ing the front door bell, his neck was encir clcd by a pair of arms, and warm kisses were imprinted forcibly and fast upon his "potato-trap," as tbey say in prize ring circles. Of course, the man who had a wife and family at home, was unable for the time to divine the sudden attack, and he struggled hard to free himself from the grasp of the stranger. The more he struggled the more tightly did his fair captor fasten her hold upon him, and the Following conversation pat an end to the scene: Conductor—Let me go, will you? Lady—Well, John, this is the first time you ever struggled so hard. What is the matter with you. my dear? Conductor—My name ain't John, I'm a street car conductor, and I did not come here to get squeezed to death. Here's a letter for you, ma'am. Denouement—Lady faint.-; conductor ap pears bewildered, and don't know which way to go; rings bell; gets waiter letter picked up; mystery explaiucd; old gent go ing to kick stranger out of bis door; conduc tor makes a satisfactory explanation; lady recovers, and makes conductor promise not to say a word about the matter; reporter in the neighborhood splitting bis sides with laughter.— Detroit Tribune. STIMULANTS. Mr. Prentice ha* contributed largely to the gems that sparkle in our Engli*h litera ture. This, upon stimulant.*, msy be placed among the golden sayings of Pythagoras: ''There are times when the pulse lies low in the bosom and beats low in the veins; when tbe spirit sleeps the sleep, apparently, knows no waking, in its bouse of clay, and tbe window-shutters arc closed, and the door is hung with tbe invisible crape of melancholy; when we wish tbe golden sun shine pitchy darkness, and very willing to 'fancy clouds where no clouds be.' This is a state of sickness when physic may be thrown to the dogs, for we will have none of it. What shall raise the sleepless Laza rus? What shall make the heart beat mu sic again, and the pulse dance to it through all the myriad thronged halls in our house of life? What shall make the sun kiss the Eastern hills again for us, with all his old awakening gladness, and the night overflow with 'moonlight music, love and flowers?' Love itself is the great stimulant —the most intoxicating of all—and performs all these miracles; but it is a miracle itself, and is not at tbe drug store, whatever they say. The counterfeit is in the market, but the winged god is not a money changer we assure you. Men have tried many things, but still they ask for stimulant —the stimulants we use, but require the use of more. Men try to drown the floating dead of their ownsouls in the wine cup, but the corpse will rise. We see their faces in the bubbles. Tbe in toxication of drink sets the world whirling again, and the mu.-ic. and the thoughts galloping, but the fast clock runs down sooner, and the unnatural stimulation only leaves the house it fills with the wild est revelry—more silent, more sad, more deserted, more dead. There is only ODe stimulant that never fails, and yet never intoxicates —Duty. Duty puts a blue sky over every man—up in his heart may be —into which the sky lark, Happiness, always gees singing. SPONGING ON THE PRINTER. There is considerable more truth than poe try in tho following extract which wc clip from an exchange : "The public corporations, societies and associations, generally have a funny notion about printers. They think we ought (o print, puS ana publish all for nothing, that is free gratis, in other words they seem as tonished if we ask half price only for an obituary notice, card of thanks, tribute of respect, a personal communication, or any thing else that only interests a few persons, and not the general reader. They think it costs nothing to advertise, puff, etc. And thus one and another will sponge. They for get that this business makes them known. They forget that it is printers ink that makes nine-tenths of their immense for tunes ; they forget that it takes money to pay compositors —to buy ink, type and pa per, and lastly they forget even to thank youjfor woikingfor nothing, by gratuitously puffing their business or serving the public. Did you ever hear of anybody, or any cor poration, thanking an editor for what he had done? Guess not. \Vc print for money —to make a living. Persons will therefore govern themselves accordingly." CURE FOR HYDROPHOBIA.—A German 1 forest keeper, 82 years old, not wishing to carry to the grave with him an important secret, has jnst published, in a Leipsic pa per, a receipt he had u*ed for fifty years, and which, he says, has saved several men and a great number of animals from a horri ble death by hydrophobia. The bite must be bathed as soon as possible with warm vinegar and water, and when thi* has dried, a tew drops of muriatic acid poured upon the wound will destroy the poison of the saliva, aod relieve the patient from all pres < nt and future danger. vols. 42: NO. 27 A PETTTLFIED FOREST. Three or four miles southwest of Bay an Station, on the Pacific lailroad, is a high bluff of loose sand that plainly in dicates its being drifted there by the winds. All over the ground you see large peiccs of heavy stone, showing the bark, the grain, and the size of the tree from which it grew as plain as daylight. , Dig down a few feet and you find large sect ion* of trees, showing the rough bark, the sap and heart of an oak tree as plainly as though it was a freshly cut block to split into shingles. Then, again. I have seen leaves taken out at the depth of three or four feet, petrified, yet showing the ridges and veins, and as transparent as the day they fell from the father oak. Prom all the indications, I think, had Cortex visited the spot, he would have seen the petrified logs, chunks and leaves showing almost as great age as we now see them. Some writers tell of a petrified forest standing here in the far West, but do not give the story credit; yet 1 am convinced that one does exist, and the pieces remain ing on the surface are fast approaching de cay. I saw also a petrified turtle taken out of a deep cut somewhere between Bryau and Echo. It looked as natural as a snap ping turtle, just pulled out of the river. Where one of its legs came out of the shell it had been broken; and different qualities of stone could be seen, differing in color, as does the meat in quality of that very singu lar animal.— Cincinnati Commercial. "No BOOM FOR LOAFERS. "—These words recently met our eyes as we passed a workshop in this city. "N'o room for loafers." Sure enough, there is no room for loafers anywhere in this working world. They are not wanted in the busy workshop, nor in the editor's sanctum; they are a nuisance iu the country tore, spitting and spewing about the stove, and at the post office and street corners are in way. They are forever out of place—ex cept when in the almshouse or jail. A dead weight upon society, they are a hindrance and a bore. They form no part of nature's p'an; it abhors them, as it deer a vacuum. While all the world around them is going forward, they are standing still, or rather gliding imperceptibly backward into seedy vagabondism. A loafer soon grows rusty. It is only use which keeps our faculties bright, and the idle man gets dull, stupid, stolid and muddy headed. Yet some of these fellows seem to think very well of themselves. You will see them strutting along the sunny side of the street, lounging at corners, or hanging about the doors of the hotels, with fine clothes upon their Lacks, and a well satis fied smirk upon their vacant countenances. The poor creatures look down upon a poor working man as a being of inferior order! No doubt the drones affect to despise the busy bees, until they arc driven from the hive to starve, while the workers feast upon the honey. A loafer setting himself above the man who labors with his hands! Why, he is as far beneath hint as. in the order of creation, the sloth is beneath the common horse. A young mechanic, in his working dress, and with his tools in his hands, is every way a more agreeable object than the best dressed loafer in existence. There is always room for him. He is never out of place, for he is keeping step with the move ment of the universe. He has an aim, a purpose, and he stands for something. His faculities are trained to use,' and he is of value to the world for what he can do. The skilled workman is to the idle man what the manufactured article is to the raw material. He has an additional value above that of mere manhood. THE VALUE OF SELF EXERTION.—The value of self exertion appears nowhere more decided than when we follow the track of those who became eminent without having the advantage ground of instruction from which to start. There is scarcely anything more gratifying to the mind than the well written life of a person whose intellectual struggles through every difficulty, arising from want of books, want of examples, want of patronage, and who, notwithstanding these impediments, continues to struggle till he triumphantly emerges into notice. Art surrenders some of her choicest secrets, sci ence smiles, and fame or or both, place the successful experimenter far above common names. Not scantily above arc the riches in the temple of Fame ce mented with lasting memorials of person thus claiming their well deserved honors persons who have been the boast and bless ing of the day by dint of unsubdued patience, fortitude and vivacious genius. Every de partment of art and aueneeis filled with them. The stimulating examples are on every hand. From the lowest rank of life they start forth. They break all the shack les of ignorance. The repulsive frowns of the crowd cannot daunt them. The fear of the timorous they do not listen to. Deter mined to excel, they do excel. Their na tive energies urge them forward in the hon orable career till success crowns their glow ing efforts. A SOLDIER who lost his scalp with Cus tar at Washita tells how it felt. First an Indian clubbed him as he lay wounded. Then a squaw squatted on his breast and pulled his hair out by handfuls as she screeched his death song or something else; and finally this was the process: "The lu dian stepped one foot on my chest, and with his hand gathered up the hsir near the crown of my head. He wasn't very tender about it, but jerked my bead this way and that, and pinched like Satan. My eyes wore partially open, and I could see the bead work trimmings on his leggings. Suddenly, I felt the awfule.-t biting, cutting flash go round my head, and then it seemed to me just as if my whole head had been jerked clean off. I never felt such pain in all mv life; why, it was like, pulling your brain out, I didn't know any more for two cr three days, and then I came to find that I had the sorest head of any human that ever lived. I was shipped down to Laramie after a bit, and ail the nursing I got hain't made the hair grow out on this spot yet." AN American writer Fays: '"A woman will tling to the chosen object of her heart iike a possum to a gum tree, and you can t separate her without snapping strings no art can mend, and leaving a portion of her soul on the upper leather of your affections. She will sometimes see something to love where others see nothing to admire; and when fondness is once fastended on a fellow, it sticks like glue and treacle in a busby head j of hair." SUBSCRIPTION TERMS, &C. The Iwmi if pablishedsvery Fanur morr ng be following rate* : OSB 'YEAH, (in E'irwee.j 12.00 " " (it not pid within eix ino*,)... $2.50 " " (if not |.mi<l withinJ.be year,)... $3.00 AH paper* outride ©f the county diwoDtinoed without notice, at the ezpirntion of the time for which the tufcecription bar been paid. Singlecopie* of the pmperfumiihed, in wrapper*, at See cent* each. Communication* on eubject* of iocal or general nterert, are reepectfniiy loiicited. TO n*ara at tention favor* of tbi* kind mast invariably be accompanied by the name of the author, not for publication, but a* a guaranty againat imposition. All letter* pertaining to busiue** of the office should be addressed to JOHN IJTJTZ, Banronc, Pa. GET AX EARI.Y BREAKFAST.— A bad cus tom prevalent in many families, especially among farmers, of working an hour or two before breakfast, attending lo chore.-, hoe ing in the garden, cutting wood, mowing, etc. This is centwuient on many accounts, but not conductive of health. The preva lent opinion is, that the morning air is the purest and most healthy and bracing; but the contrary is the fact. At no hour is the air more tilled with dampness, fogs, and miasmas tbui about sunrise. The heat of the sun gradually dissipates these miasmatic influences as the day advances'. An early meal braces up the system against these ex ternal influences. Every one knows the languor and fsintne-ss often experienced for the first hour iu Ihe morning, and that it is increasing by exercise and the want of food. We do not agree with the boarding-house regime which prescribes a long walk before breakfast as a means of promoting health, l'robabiy the best custom would be, to fur nish every member of the family, especially those who labor out of doers, with a cup of warm coffee, well mixed, immediately after rising from bed. Then let. them attend to chores, or mowing, hoeing, etc., for an hour or two, while the teams are feedihg and the breakfast preparing. They will feel better, and do more.— Agriculturist. A BUY S COMPOSITION ON Ict—l like iee. When it's cold, I like it best. lee is ■;ood (or a gn at many things. It is good to skate on, ami it is good to make ice cream. I iike to skate. Sometimes I lend my skates to L : zzie Jones and she lets me buckle them on for her. She wears striped stockings, fcith red and white and hlne stripes running around them, and ber legs took like a stick of candy. Father says ice is good in cobblers. I don't know why it is better in cobblers than in little boys. I sup pose I shall be a good deal wiser when I grow up. I like ice cream with plenty of vanilla in it. There is more ice-cream in the sum mer than in winter, and more ice in winter than there is in summer. There are heaps of things Ido not understand. Mother says if I eat too much ice cream it will make my stomach hurt. I cat all I want, but lam careful not to eat too much, because mother tells me not to. When next winter comes L'zzle Jones and I are going to skate some more. There will not be any more winter until after summer come-'. The seasons are mighty odd in this country. Sometimes winter comes before summer, and some time .-ummer comes before winter. Spring always conies after winter. Father says I may have a new pair of skates next summer. When I get to be a man, I am going to pour red stuff oo the ice to warm it, before I put it in my mouth, like father does. A NEWLY MARRIED man took his bride on a tour to Switzerland for the honeymoon, and when there induced her to attempt, with him, the ascent of the high peaks. The lady, who at home had never ascended a bill higher than a church, was much alanii!sd.-6od had to be carried by the guides with her eyes blindfolded, so as not to .witness the horrors of the passage. The bridegroom walked by her side, 'expostu lating with her fears. He spoke in honey moon whispers; but the rarefaction of the air was such that every word was audible. "You told me, Leonora, that you always felt happy, no matter where you were, so long as you were in my company. Then, why are you not happy now?" "Yes, Charles, I did," replied she, sobbing hys terically, "but I never meant above the snow line." HASTY FRIENDSHIP.—Some people are continually acquiring "dear friends." La dies of an impressible nature have been known to add two or three to their list ev ery week during the season. Men are not, generally speaking, as apt to rush into frendship as the more amiable sex: yet many of us contract friendship in haste, that we repent at leisure. True friends are scarce articles. They cannot be picked up like pebbles. Will the ladies excuse us for saying that men's friendships are, in most cases, stronger than theirs? The charming young creatures who walk with arms linked around each other's waists, and exchange kisses and confidences daily, are not, as a general thing, so closely, wedded together by mutual affection but that envy or jeal ousy may part them or even make them enemies. A true friend is hard to find. ONE of the most calmly philosophical speeches I ever heard I heard the other day from the month of an urchin. The scene was a playfield attached to a most respecta ble academical establishment Boys were busy cricketing, and engaged in other sports. Espying one solitary little fellow stretched oat on the grass in listless abandonment of all control over his limbs: "Find the weather too warm for exer tion?" I remarked. "No," he said: "but when I bore myself doing nothing, playtime seems so much longer." I have not yet -recovered from the stu penHoue <Lpth of this answer. A BAD THROAT. —President Tuttle tells of a man who, 1543, asked a Cincinnati phyician to examine his throat. The doc tor told him his throat was all right, but the man told him to take another look 'for,' said he, 'something is the matter with* my throat.' But the doctor could sec nothing 'Well said the man, 'I think there must bo something wrong with my throat, for I have swallowed a hundred thousand dollars worth of farming utensils and stock, besides a hundred slaves!' This seems to be a Ijard case, but we think our boy s can explain it, and tell what was the true nature of this man's disease? What is it boys? TALLOW candles were first used for lights in the year 1290; glass windows for lights in 11 SO; tea was first brought tc Europe from China in 1001; coffee was first brought to England in 1641: printing in colors was in vented in 1628. and the art of printing from movable types in 1446. PERHAPS it is not generally known, says ! an exchange, as it should be, tbat salt put ; in the mouth will instantly remove the con vulsive movements of fits, either of child ren or animals. _ A Western editor, when in durance for libelling a J ustico of the Peace, was request ed by the jailor to give the prison a favora ble notice. m How to punish a hungry man—drive a steak into hitu.