BY DAVID OVER. SPRING. BY ALFRED TENNYSON. Dip down upon the northern shore, Oli sweet new year, delaying long ; Thou dost xpect'iut nature wrong. Delaying long; delay no more, What stays thee from the clouded noons, Thy sweetness front its proper place t Civ trouble live with Apr'! days, Or sadness in the summer modus ? Bring or-'his, bring tlie foxglove spire, The little speedwell's darling blue, Peep tulips, dashed with fiery dew, Laburnums, dropping wells of fir.V' Oh thou new year, delaying long, Del .vest tho sorrow fn my blood. That longs to hurst a frozen hud. Ami flood a fresher threat with so .g. Now fades the long last streak of snow ; New bmgoons every maze of quick About the fl .woring squares, and thick Bv ashen roots the • i .!e*s H >w. Now linos the woodland loud and long. The distance takes a lovelier hue, And diowned in yonder living biue The Ink becomes * sightless song. Now dance the lights on lawn and lea, 'i he flocks uic whiter down the rale, And milkier eveiy milky sail On winding stream or distant sen. Where ROW the si a mew pipes, or dives In yonder greening gleam, and fly The happy birds, that change their sky To build and brood, that live their lives. from land to land, and in my breast Spring wakens too . and my regret Becomes and April violet, AIM uir's and blossoms like the rest. A WOROTO il'l'lUATlt iif?. Apprenticeship is the most important stage of life through which a mechanic is called to pass ; it is emphatically the spring season of his days—the time win 11 he is sor ing the seed, the fruits of which he i to reap in after years. If he spare no labor in its proper culture, he 58 sure of obtaining an -ab 1 1 Jarit h.rvesf ; hut if, in the cuiiuie .! the mental soil he folh ws the example of many in tilling the earth, r.ni carelessly and negligently does ins work, like iheuj, h? will find the seeding time past, and his ground oniy bringing forth weeds ami bri srs. Let the young apprentice hear iu mind, when in commences learning any business, that all hopes of success in insure are d .omod to fade aw3y like tb morning mist, unless he improve the go. Jen season. Let him hear in iiunii that he cau become muster .f • ss Lu-iuess o.ily through the t Io-est application aud the most persevering industry . and that unless he does muster it, may hid farewell 10 ail the visions of future prospects aud success. The apprenticeship is the foundation of the great mechanical edifice ; aud surely if the founda tion of a structure he not firm, the situ 1 i%e itself crumbles and falls to the earth. Tbeu, young friends, persevere; be studious aud at tentive; s'.udy well all the brunches of your busiuess, both practical and theoretical— and whru the time shall come for you to take au ac ivepartiu life, yea will Dot fail to be of use not only in your own particular business, but in social v. A STHONG MIMH I) WOHI.V, The Treeion American is our autbu.itjr for t te subjoined romantic incident: "A gentleman white diiviug from Newark to lf.ooibQeiii, late at uight, met a feiu-.'le, young h icl beautiiui, ou the road, lie invited her to ri !e with Liui, and iuquired the uiuse of her b iog out uioue at that time of night. She re p sed *batshe had arrived in Newark too late f >r the stage to B loom tie! J, where she was go i ig to visit some friends, and had concluded, as tic distance was not great, to walk nu' theic rather 'b*u to remain iu tue city. The gent leman then asked if she was nut afraid to he alone on tuo public highway at that hour and ou such a dark night. "On no," she replied, ' I have carried a pistol for two years, and am ne/er afraid." The gooiirman looked at the icaker and saw she was not only young but U r, and canto to the conclusion that iter edu- Oition Lad been somewhat different from that of our city belles, who think it ao awful mat ter to bo left ftlone for a half a minute 10 the Middle of u tuoui. The young lady, the gen * euun learned, is of the highest respectibilny, *id had cuuie trout Pennsylvania to visit her friend:; here, alone. {She was doubtless well ajie ij take euro of herself." Numdek Of Human Hones.—lt. is a fact, which, apparently, is not generally knowo. that tcere are thirty-two bones, neither more uor 'e*s, iu oil the divisions of the liumau tody.— Urns, there are thirty-two tgetb, thirty-two fftnul junetioiiß; and so on. A Weekly Paper, Devoted to Literature, Politics, the Arts, Sciences, Agileulture, &c., &e—Terras: One Dollar and Fifty Cents in Advance. i From an English Magazine. : t THRILLI^JBVESTIRE. "Fa'her will have done the great chixney ' to-night, won't lie, mother?" said little Toth my Howard, as he stood waiting for bis father's breakfast, which he carried to him at his work every morning, i "lie said that he hoped that all the scaffold wig would he down to-night," answered the aether, "and that'll he a fine sight; for I nev er like the ending of those great chimneys; j it is so risky foi fatbor to be the last tip." "Oh, then, but I'll go and seek biin, and help 'etu to give a shout afore he cou.es down," '■ said Tom. "And then," continued the mother, "if H j goes on right, we are to have a Irolic to-inoi- I row, and go into the country, and take our din | ner, and spend all the day in the woods." "Hurrah !" cried Torn, as ho ran oft to his father's place of work, with a oau of milk in una hand and some broad in the other. His i mother stood at the door, watching him, us ho ' went merrily whistling down the street, and ! rhe thought of the dear father he was going tc, j and the dangerous work he was engaged in, and then her heart sought its sure refuge, and ; she prayed to God to protect and bless her ! treasures. j Tom with a light heart pursued Lis way to j his father, and leaving him his breakfa*t, went | to his own work, which was at some distance. In the evening, on his way home, he went | around to see how his father was getting on. James Howard, the father, and a number of ! other workmen, had been building one of those lofty chimneys, which, in our manufacturing 'j towns, almost supply tiic place of other aivbi ttctur.it beauty. The chimney was of the high : est and mo-i tapering that had ever beeu ereet i ed, and as Tytu shaded his eyes from the slant ing rays of the setting sun, trad locked up in ; search of his father, Lis heart sank within him at the appalling sight. The scaffold was al most down, the men at the bottom were remo ting the beams and poles. Tom's father stood ai- wc; at the top. He then looked arouud to see that everything was right, and then, waviug his hat in the air, the men below answered him with a long loud cheer, little Tom shouting as loud as any of : them. As tbir Videos died away, however, . they beard different sound, a cry of horror and alarm from above. The men looked around, ; and coiled upon the ground lay the rope, which ! before the scaffolding was removed, should have beeu fastened to the chimney, for Tom's tather to come down by ! The scaffolding hud beeu taken down without remembering to lake the | rope up. There was a dead sileoee. They all ' knew it was impossible to throw the rope up high enough to reach the top of the chimney, f>r eveu if possible, 11 would hardly be safe.— They stuod iu silent dismay, unable to give any helper tliiuk of any means of safety. | And Turn's father. lie walked round and ( round the little circle, the dizzy height seeui i irig more and uioro fearful, and the solid earth i further and further from him. in the sudden j panic he lost his presence of utind, his senses | failed him. lie shut his eyes; he felt as if the j nest moment lie must bo dashed to pieces en j the ground below. The day passed as industriously as u-ual . w.th lours mother at home, she was always j busily employ ed for her husband and children ' in some way or other, and to-Jay she had beeu J harder at work than usual, getting ready lot the holiday to-morrow, gshe had jusi finished her arrangements, ami her thoughts were si j Intitly thanking God for the happy home, and for ail those blessings, when Tom rau in liis lace was white as ashes, and ho could hurdiy get his words out. '•Who, lad—thy father ?" asked the mm her. ••They have forgotten to leave him the rope," answered Torn, stiii scarcely able to speak.— i The mother started op, horior-sti uek. and stood fot a moment us if paralyzed, then pres i sing her bancs over her face, as to shut out the terrible picture, and breathing a prayer to God fur help, she rushed out of the house. When she reached 'he place where her hns ! band was at work, a crowd gathered around the ] foot of the chimney, and stood quite heirless, gazing up with trees fall of sorrow. "lie says he'll throw hiuiself down." "Thee iiiuDoa do that, lad," eried the wife, i wi ha clear hopeful voice: "ihe munua do that— wait a bit. Take off thy stocking, lad, | and unravel i, and let down the thread with a | hit of mortar. Host thou hear me, Jem?" ; The man made a sign of assent, for it seeui- I ed as if lie ooul l not speak—and taking off his ; stocking, unraveled the worsted yarn, row af i tor row. Tito people stood around in breatb i iesa silence and suspense, wondering what | Tom's mother could be thinking of, and why ! she sent him in such haste lor the carpenter's j ball of tivine. "Let down one end of the thread with a hit jof stone, and keep fast bold of the other," cried she to her husbaud. The little thread ! came waving dowH the tall chimney, blown i hither and thither by the wind, but it reached j the outstretched hands that were aw ailing it.— j 'lam held the hill of twiuc, while his mother | tied ous end of it to the thread. "Now pull it slowly," cried she to her Lus batid, and she gradually unwound the string until it reached Liui. "Now, hold tho siring j fast, and pull it up," cried she, and the string j grew heavy and hard to pull, for Turn and Ins mother had fastened a thick rope to it. They i watched it gradually and slowly uncoiling from j the grouuJ, and the string was drawn higher. There was but one coil left. It had reached j the top. "Thank God !" exclaimed the wife. [ She Liu her face in her bunds in silent prayer, | and tremblingly n j .iced. Tha iron to which I it should be ta-iteued was ibere uli right—but would her Lnbaud he able to make use of it ? ' Would not the terror of the past hour Lure so BEDFORD, PA., FRIDAY, MAT 6, 1859. unnerved kitu as to prevent him from taking the necessary measures for safety? She did not know the magical influence wbtcb her few words had exercised over him—She did not kr.ow the strength that the sound of her voice, so calm and steadfast, had filled him—as if the litt'e thread that carried to him the hope of life onee more, had conveyed to him eouio portion of that faith in God, which nothing ev er destroyed or shook iu her pure heart. She did uot know that as she waited there, the words came over him, "Why art thou cast down, O iny soul, why art thou disquieted with in me ? hope thou in God." She lifted her I heart to God for hope and strength, but could !do nothing more for her husband, and her i heart turned to God aud rested on hiui as on a j rock. There was a great shout, "lie's safe, moth er; he's safe !" cried Toui. "Thou bast saved my iife, my Mary, said her husband, folding i her in his arms. '•But what ails thee ? thou seemcst more sor |ry than glad about it." But Mary could not speak, and if the strong arm of hot husband had uot held br up, she would have fallen to t the ground—the sudden joy after such fear had i overcome her. "Tom, let thy mother lean on thy shoulder," said his father, "ana wc will take her home." Aud in their bmpy home they poured forth 1 thanks to trod for his great goodness, and their ! happy hie together felt dearer aud holier for ! tho peril he hid been i', and tho nearness of the danger had brought tliem unto God. And ; ihe holiday r.cxt day—was it uot a thanksgiv-1 j it;g day ? .4 DCTERniiED DUGLIST. The duel iu which a brother of the lale j Philip Barton Key wis killed by Lieutenant Sherburne, twenty years ago, is described as follows by au ex-uiiddiiptimti of the U. States ' Navy : "It was fought in 'he month of June, 183G, on a vacant lot. of land lying between the Cap itol at Washington, and the Navy Sfard. The day was iatetiseiy warm* and just as the fight was ended, there rose one of the most, frighful thunder storms 1 evei witnessed. This ren dered the bloody affray the more remarkable. At about 8 o'clock in the morning, 1 was called on by a friend of young, Key, who in formed me that a duel was to be fought, and he eagerly solicited me to interfere, and, if possible, prevent i. 1 replied that 1 would ioterpose to the best of my ability, though I certainly had no especial interest iu either party. I inquired of my inorfmant if it were not possible that he had been misinformed ? He replied that there could be no mistake about it • for young Key had, the day before, borrowed the dueling pi-qols of the lion. Henry A Wise and that every thing had been arranged. lat once called on Mr. Wise, and asired him if he hud loaned his pi-tola to any one ? tie replied that he had. That a young gentleman had solicited theiu for the purpose of practicing, aud that he hail loaned them ; but was confident that nothing iike a duel was on Laud, 'for,' he tdded, 'i am sure I would not loan them to ayoulli for any such purpose.' §'i!i. being urged by my friend, 1 instantly re paired to the locality whore it. was said the duel was to be fought. Ou our arrival, we fouuu young Key and his antagonist, Sber burne, on the ground. 1 believe that a shot had already been exchanged ; but of this I aui not certain. Key mid Sherburne Were both midshipmen in the United Slates Navy, atid th :ir cause of quairel, as well as 1 can re ineuiber, originat d while both were on the Cu ban station, and had its origin in the ward room. it had nothing to do with worn u.— Sherburne was a native of New Hampshire, a young man of mar it, exceedingly modest, and opposed to dueling hotn consciencious consid ei at ions, lie endeavored to effect a reconcili ation, hut Key was inexorable. Sherburne, 1 am very sure, fired once in the air, refusing to seek the life of his antagonist. This produ ced no effect ou Key; he insisted that the fight should proceed, riherburue then said to his second, "If he will pot accept any accommo dation, I will certainly kill him." At the next fire, Key fell mortally wounded, a ball having pissod eutirely through his lungs and < heat, producing infusion of the heart. Sherburne, accompanied by his friend and surgeon, Dr. 11. with the couseot of the friend of Key, and his surgeon, approached the dy ing youth, asked his forgiveness, and tendered hiui his baud. He WHS repulsed wirh the spirit of a demon, and indignantly bidden to be off. "Away ! away !" exclaimed Key, in tuo voice of deatbi "leave me. 1 came not here to whine and whimper. I came here to fight - to he avenged—to inaiu- wounded honor. The chances have been with you, aud I die— leaving to you my last and eternal ixecration and defiance!" In five minutes after he was a corpse. INTEMPERATE DUCKS.— The vicinity of Hey worth, in thin county, i.s somewhat celebra ted for the immense number of ducks which congregate there every spring. A gentleman who lives there, iuforms us that he aud his neighbors have lived on duck flesh so long that they have some fear of bccoitiog web-footed. A man named Ben Taffe, fatigued himself so much by loading his gun, aud killing ducks with fine shot, that he concluded to see if he could not kill them with coarse wLiskoy. With that object iu view, he came to this city, and bought a gallon of what u known by hard drinkers as "sure death rouud the corner.'" —- He took it home aud soaked a lot of corn iu it and left tho corn lying round loose. Tho ducks swalinwed the corn without tasting ibe whiskey and the conscqueuoe was, that they became aead drunk iu a few minutes. They did uot recover from their first drunk until Mr. 'L'afie twisted their heads from their bodies. About fifty of them wore.victimized in about an hour. —Bloomington Pantograph. A JEALOUS HUSBAND. JjFbe following story, told by an exchange, ftfPy illustrates the truth of the remark that 'trifles light as air, are to the jealous confirma tion strong as proofs of holy writ,' A gentle-, tnfti residing at Crestline, with a loving and beautiful wife, became exceedingly jealous of a Mfusficld lawyer, who visited the house fre qepntly, and who always sought a private in terview with the lady. The husband quietly brooded over his vvrougs for a time, and then actually proposed to a brakcßiuau on the rail road that he should murder the lawyer for a stipulated sum. The brakesman accepted the proposition, but instead of executing his bloody trust, he told the lawyer all about the matter. The story goes as follows: "One evening, as the husband was approach ing his bouse, he beheld the lawyer leaving the house, and on entering, saw his wife hurriedly shut a bureau drawer. In her absence, he ex amined the drawer. Imagine his surpri-6 at discovering io it a quantity of gold coiu which he supposed had purchased his wife's chastity. He was almost frantic, but said nothing, still hoping to hear of the lawyer's early dece .se, as per arrangement with the brakesman. On the next morning the lawyer and brakesman, by an understanding with the wife, who was 'posted' iu the whole affair, called at the house, tho wife received them in her quiet and lady like way tho husbaud treated them with great cosiness aud indifference, and began to regard the brakesman with suspicions of infidelity to his.trust. The wife quietly went to the bureau look therefrom the bag of gol-i, aud turning to her husband, said: "Here is §8,711 which uiy attorney has, af ter a great amount of labor, collected as uiy legacy, from the administrator of my undo, whom you did not know, but who died in New Jersey, some eleven years ago. Ilis kindly of fice, for which he has retained a reasonable fee, has affected you with jealousy. I hope this may teach you never to impute crimes to others, un less you have better evidence than meresuspi cio * of their guilt." 'Hie brakesman then roaq audh.'.nied over a package saying: •Ti'his is the price set upon the lawyer's head, hut after an investigation, 1 concluded be didu't need killing, and herewith return it to you ho ping you will becouro a wiser and bettor man." The reader may imagine the effect produced upon the jealous .husband by being simultane ously convinced of bis wife's fidelity and pos sessed of §8,711 in gold. A isUitGICAL MOASTROSHT. The Philadelphia corespondent of the New York Tribune, under date of April *2l, Las the following: "A child seven month? old, was recently brought to the Jefferson College Hospital from the western part of the State, having appended to its left cheek a large mass of flesh, some what resembling a tumor. This tnas3 grew more rapidly than the child itself. At birth it was uo larger thau an apple, hut when brought here last mouth it was nearly a foot long. Its sur face was neither smooth nor regular, but was divided into several globular mas.-es, while pul sation was distinctly perceptible, regular and interrnpied from forty to a hundred beats per minute. It was traversed by a large artery, showing that it was largely supplied with blood. The tumor was connected to the child's cheek by a peculiar caul-like membrane, pierced with bcles, and its presenco was a source of coustant irritation to the child, though supported by the mother's hand. How to remove this huge tu mor without destroying the iife of the child was the great surgical problem. The parents warn ed of the danger, were yet extremely anxious to have the frightiul parasites taken off. Dr. l'ancoast, under whose charge the patient had been placed, decided that the use of the knife would result in a fatal bemorrage, aud deter mined to divide the caul-like membrane Py using a French surgical instrument, the ecraseur t which, by forcing down the skiu, and bruising tha vessels thoroughly before the chain of the iustrumeut cuts through the mass, effectually prevents all serious bleeding. The operation was performed iu presence of an immense as semblage of medical mcu students and oth ers. "The child was placed under the influence of ether, when all pulsation iu the parasite was observed to cease. The instrument being ap plied, the chain was rapidly worked uutii the parts were well compressed, and afterwards very slowly, in fifteen minutes the tumor came away with tbu instrument, the chain having worked through the connecting membrane, while scarce ly a drop of tlood followed the removal, aud but ODO small vessel required a ligature. Tbc surface left on the cheek was about two inches square, aud the tumor weighed two and a half pounds. The whole operation was entirely suc cessful, and the child lives, aud has fully re covered. But the extr-aordinaiy part remains to bo told. The tumor thus taken oft was found to contain a living child, pnperfeetly developed it is true, but still a living child. Fiugers were seen and a portiou of a rudimentary arm. The intestines were well developed, and no doubt was eutertaiued of its being a male child A body, presumed to he the heart, contained, imperfectly formed, auricles and ventricles.— The meseuteiic arteries aud veins were ot large size. The diaseoting knife came repeatedly in contact with the osseous matter of a rudimen tary skeleton. Fat was found in large quanti ties every where. It was, iu fact, a repetition of the Siamese Twins, only less perfectly ed veloped. These results were received with pro found astonishment, by the crowded audience who wituesscd the operation. The case is said to' he uuique in tho annals of human malforma tion. EMPANELING A JULY. The New York Picayune goeth it iu the fol lowing manner: We dropped into the Court of Quarter Ses sions the other day, to "take a look rouud us," and whiie there, we witnessed the mode of em paneling a jury. The first name called was Simon Bungstart er. He had heard the case iu dispute, and formed an opinion—quite forgot what opinion was—could easily form another, though. Dis liked the prisoner; was down on prisoners gen erally, Challenged. The next, De Drabbit Ruff, had never heard of the ease; formed no opinion; could not read; disliked reading, could write a cross to his name; always judged prisoners by their looks; didn't know what the case was all about. Ac cepted. Stephen Brottellby—Had read of the case in the papers; first iu the Herald—thought the prisoner guilty; then iu the Tribuue—knew he was innocent; could judge impartially and give a verdict with the majority. Challenged. Bernard MoGropgerty—Heard of the case from one-eyed Laftert; knew the prisoner well; lie owed him two dollars—a rum hill; would make hiui sweat; was a professional juryman, aud always went into the jury box with his verdict in his pocket, so as to lose no time; could now leave his verdict with the court aud go home. Challenged. Burty Cuttlehead—Had expressed no opin iou, but formed several, wanted to be paid for his services, else he wouldu't serve; had the small pox very bad, so could keep the jury from disagreeing; say which way you want the ease to go, ard he was bound to fetch it.— Challenged. Mayers SehweinbuscLergrith—Heard von de guse; don't got no biuious, aiuks de brisuer should be hanged; veil sick uiit his stomack putty bad; vnnt to go home. Accepted. Welington Wiuterbottom—Eardsummat lia bout it; thinks hit hall an 'umbug. Yould like to 'ove the prisoner down to Brummagem Bill's fur an 'our vould knock the fat off his eyeballs LlJiu'd quick; did'nt believe him. Accepted. Sampson Stolid—Could judge impartially; didn't care which way he went: if the prisoner was acquitted he's let off; if he's found guilty, he's {jardoned. We waited nu longer, haying business else where. We left the Court uuder the impres si n that there's a little fun and a good deal of farce about empaneling a jury. CLOSED FOR REPAIRS.— In Judge L.'s effiee was always kept for private entertainment and solace, a demijohn of "good old Jamaica."— His Honor noticed that every Monday morning it was lighter, a more abstracted "John" than he left it on Saturday night. Sam was also missing from Lis usual seat in the orthodox paternal pew. On Suntlay afternoon Sam came in about five o'clock, and (rather heavily) went up stairs. The Judge culled after him: "Sam, where have you been ?" "To church, sir." "What church, Sam?" "The Second Methodist, sir." "Have a good sermon, Sam?" "Very powerful, sir; it quite staggered mo, sir " "Ah, I sec," said the Judge, "quite power ful, eh. Sam ?"' The next Sunday the SCD came home rath er earlier thau usual, and apparently not so much "under the weather." ilis father hail* ed him with : "Well, Sam, been to (he 'Second Meth.' again to-day ?" "Yes, sir." "Good sermon, my boy?" "Fact that I couldn't get in ; church shut affi a ticket on the door." "Sorry, Sam : keep going, you may get good by it jet." Sam says, on going to the office for bis us ual spirit^ ual refreshment, ho fouud the 'John' i empty, and bearing this label: "There will be ! no service here to-Jay, this church being dosed for repairs 1" Sam departed a "sadder and a wiser," but (with his bibulous proclivities) not a better rnon. TRUE!— The Uarrisbnrg State Sentinel, the organ of Gov. Pucker, says the Lancaster Union, "pitches into" Old Buck without mer cy. The last number of that paper has column upou column of bitter things and true ones, to >—against the "old siuner." The following is a sample of their character, and many of our "Democratic" fellow citizens will join with us iu saying that it is a truthful shot. Even the most of those who adhered to Buchanan and denounced Col. Frazer ail through the hard fought cootest between the two "Demo cratic" leaders in Lancaster county, will admit tha tiuthfulness of the following: "TIIEOLDWAR HOUSE."— lieab Frazer, the old war horse of Democracy, as he was called wheu he fought so gallantly the battles of the party, was an intimate personal friend of James Buchanan when that gentleman, in the infancy of his Democracy, needed friends. Col. Forney, a little later, was another zeal ous, working friend of old Buck. Both found out his truo character iu the lapse of years ; but as Frazer's friendship commenced earlier iu the day, so the grand discovery was made by hiui at an earlier period. Frazer is dead ; some of his opinious survive him—this one among the number : "Buchanan is a treacherous frienil —a cold blooded old Federalist—who, if he ever shall become President, will betray his party and his trust." Verily, a shrewd man, was "the old war VOL. 32, NO. 19. ILLUSTRATION! OF LIFE- Bishop Heher, upon departing for India, said in bis fareweli sermon : "Lile bears us on like the stream of a migh ty river. Oar boat at first goes down the mighty channel—through thejplayfal murmur ing of the little brook, and the willows upoa its grassy borders. The trees shed their blos soms over our young heads, the flowers on the bank seem to offer themselves to our hands ; we are happy m hope, and grasp eagerly at the beauties around us; the stream hurries on, aud still our hands are empty. Our course in youth and mauuood is a long a wider and*deep er flood, and amid objects more striking and | magnificent. We are animated by the moving piciure of enjoyment and industry passing us, we are exalted by our short lived enjoyment. The stream bears us on, and joys and griefs are left behind us. We may be shipwrecked, but we cannot be delayed ; for, roogh or smooth, the river hastens towards its home, tiil the roar of the ocean i 3 in our ears, and the waves beneath our feet, aud the floods are lifted up around us, aud we taice our leave of earth and its inhabitants, until of our further voyage there is no witness save the Infinite and Eternal. A HARD BOAD TO TRAVEL.— It appears to be generally admitted tint "Jordan is a hard road to travel." Jim Saerwood tells of one that, if cot the veritable "Jordan" itself, must be its "next friend." Let Sherwood speak for himself : Time—towards eveniog. Place— forks of the road somewhere in North Carolina. Log cabin ; close by, a red-beaded boy sitting on the feuce whistling "Jordan." Enter traveler on an old gray mare, both looking pretty well worn out. Traveler—Say, boy, whieh of those roads goes to Milton ? Stuttering Boy—B-b both on 'em goes thar. Traveler—VYeii, which is the quickest way ? Boy—B-b-both alike; b-both on 'em g-g --gets thar b-b-bout the same tune o' day. Traveler—llow far is it ? Boy—B-b-bout f-f-four mile. Traveler—Which is tha Lest rnnJt Boy—Th-tb-they ain't nary one the b-best. If you t-t-taka the right band road and g-go about a m m-mile, you'll wish you was iu h-h --hell : and if you t-t-turn hack aud take the left hand one, b-by the time you have g-goue half a tn-tnile, you'll wish you'd k-k-kept tha other. Traveler—G'iang! EQUAL JusricE TO MAN AND WOMAN.— Tho refined woman recoils with virtuous scorn from her fallen sister, but often welcomes hiui by whom she fell. We are told that Christ : said to the womau's accusers, "He that is with j out siu among you, lot hiuicast the first stone," '■ bnt, smitten by conscience, they went out ono jby one. And who is not in some way allied to J this great guilt? The fact of common weak | ness should at least make us merciful. It is 1 not just that upon the womaD alone should fall ! the blot of shame. The text is a great lesson |of justice also. There is neither justice, hon? jor cor delicacy in our modern custom, which i scarcely frowns upon the guilty man, while ! pouring out all the vials of wrath upon the ' guilty woman, it may or may not be true, as | some insist, that, this foul cancer in society can i never be eradicated; but ye ought at least to insist upon it that the eheme shall be equally divided, that the stoning man shall be branded as deeply as tbo siuuing woman. Suppose er ery guilty man bore the mirk of shame iu his face, in the market, or at church, how long would the evil continue? But the meaonesss of man has thrust toe whole sbama upon wo man.—Rev. E. H. Cfiapin. I'cwer of Prayer. A Minister, whose name is not necessary now to give, had a* son who was quite a rogue, and withal somothiug of a wag. One day the boy had been guilty of some misdemeanor, for which the father called Lirn to an account, when the following dialogue took place : 'John, you have done wrong and I must pun ish you-' 'Very well, sir, just as you say.' 'Then take off your coat.' 'Certainly sir.' 'Now take off your vest.' 'Just as you please, sir.' 'Now, my son, it is my duty to flog vou.' 'fes sir; but, father, would it not be best first to engage in prayer?' This was too much for the minister, the wag gery of the son completely over oame him, without either prayejr or flogging, he dismissed the boy, while he turned away te relieve his risibles. JUST bo.—Why is.there always a strong draught under the door and through the crevi ces ou each side? Because cold air rushes from the ball to supply the void in the room, caused by the escape of warm air up tbe chimney, se. Wby is there always a strong draught through tbe keyhole of a door l Because the air in the room we occupy is warmer thau the air iu the hall; therefore the air from tho hall rushes through tho keyhole iuto the room, and causes a draught. Which is the hottest place iu a ckurob or chapel? Tbe gallery. A miser having threatened to give a poor man soma blows with a stick. "X dotrr believe you." said the Qther, -'for you never gave anything.'*